The Bobby Bones Show - Willie Nelson Death Rumors + Eddie Locks Son In Car + Listeners Suggest Show Fines + Should Chiropractors Crack Baby's Backs

Episode Date: August 3, 2017

Bobby addresses the Willie Nelson death rumors, Eddie leaves his three year old in a locked car, listeners suggest fines for show members and chiropractors for babies Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a Bobby Bones show. Morning, welcome to Thursday show. Morning. Emmy doesn't have earlobes, apparently. I never noticed this about you. Have you not? No. I see earlobes.

I know people say stuff to you on Instagram and hurt your feelings. What happened? Yeah, I don't have earlobes. Well, I posted this one picture on Instagram when my hair was pulled back, which I rarely have my hair pulled back behind my ears. Because of your earlobes? Yeah, a little bit. And then certain earrings, I only have one pair of earrings that aren't too heavy that I can wear

because otherwise I don't have the earlobes to support the earlobes. Guys, I see earlobes. I do, too. Yeah, they're there. Some of the finer ones I've seen in a while, too. Oh, thanks. No, that's nice. But someone pointed out my weird earlobes,

and how I don't have them basically. I mean, they really are small compared to other people's. But it just makes me self-conscious. And they're ripped. I need to get them sewn. You know what I'm talking about? Do you guys have parts of your body that you're self-conscious about? Sure.

Odd things. Yeah. Odd things. Oh, well, I mean, just my big nose. I don't really see a big nose on you. Let me turn around on the side. See it now? No, Eddie, your nose is not like that big.

Oh, I have big ears. Okay. Is it just me? Is this body dismorph? Yeah. This is what we feel weird about, so I guess. Yeah, I'm just telling you, pretty fine-looking ears and nose. Really?

Yeah. Well, should be feeling better. Bobby's making me feel good about my earloves now. Much bikes? I got nothing wrong with me. I feel good about everything on my body. I mean, I got some ugly toes, but that doesn't bother me. Toes.

Some people that bothers me. I don't care. What about your arms, though? Like, that doesn't bother you? No, I can't touch my shoulders. That doesn't bother me. That's just hereditary. He didn't know any different.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What about you, Bobby? What about you, Bobby? I mean, I know there's a few things. Oh, man. I don't think there is.

My chest is a bird chest. That's one I do. Yes, I've heard that. Teeth. My teeth are good. They're fine, no. Yeah. Now, because I had fake ones put in.

Oh, your calves? Was it your cats? What's wrong? Oh. I thought it was pecks and calves. Big head. But he grew into it. I hate this segment.

That's what I mean. There was a few things. His right eye? Yes, it doesn't work. Oh, is it right side? Right side doesn't work. Interesting. Anything else.

Anything else, Bobby? I've said nothing except chest, and you guys decided to go down the water slide of every part of my body. Thank you. Oh, there's got to be more. I'm done. Thanks for being here.

I'm going home. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Julie and Will Rom of Cincinnati, they've been fostering children for nearly 10 years. They were never able to conceive a child, so they decided to help children who were needed care, so they fostered them.

Well, this month, the couple finally, They only got a family of their own. They adopted five kids. Will 12. Truth 9. Mariana 6. Kiora 3 and KJ2, who have been placed with them over the past three years. Wow.

Adopted all five of them. Isn't that cool? That's amazing. Julie and Will Rom. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. His producer Raymond, at U.S. passport holders are not going to be able to travel to North Korea

beginning September 1st. Officials say anyone in North Korea. with the U.S. passport should lead before the restrictions take place. In Minneapolis, there was a gas leak explosion at a private Christian school, preschool through 12th grade. Witnesses said it sounded like a sonic boom. Dozens were hospitalized. No children were injured. And finally, Amazon held job fairs in 12 states across the country. There were in long lines. Amazon said they hoped to hire 50,000 people from those fairs. What happened to your dog this morning? Well, she has found a way to get out of the backyard. There's this slide. There's a

We have one of those gates that's like the chain link gate. I mean, our gate is wooden, but there's one side gate that's a chain link. And I think she, like, gets like a bull and then just goes right through it. Because we put it back together, and then sometimes, boom, it splits right open. So I think she gets a head start. She charges at it, and she knows she can get out if she pushes hard enough. So she got out this morning? Yeah.

And then she goes and, like, hangs out, walks around the neighbors. And I'm like, Josie, I'm outside yelling, and it's dark. In the morning? Yes, in the morning. and it's awful. And I just do my hair and it's all human. I'm like, this is just not good. I'm like, Josie, if you don't get back here in five seconds

and I start counting and then here she comes. She comes on the count. Well, no, she must hear me, but she just must be like, I don't know how many houses away and I kind of have to walk around and figure out which direction she went. Eventually she hears me and makes her way. I've written the story about how dumb millennials are

and they don't know that you can get free TV by putting an antenna on. I read this and I'm like, I didn't know you can start get free TV you have putting an antenna on. I mean, the whole article's like, millennials are so dumb. All you have to do is put an antenna on.

Now, back in the day, I knew that, but I didn't know that was still a thing. Did you guys know that was still a thing? No. Well, yeah. I mean, they... You get the free, like, channels two, three, four. It's already in your TV now.

Right. The basics. I didn't know if you just put the wire hanging on the back of the TV you were getting channels. That's what they're saying, basically. Like back in the day, making fun of people,

like our Morgan number two. Yeah. Now every time they're like, millennials are stupid, I'm like, leave Morgan number two alone. She was at Morgan number two, our new digital girl. She was out like skiing at 9 p.m. last night. What is happening? Posting a picture on Insta ray. It was like nighttime skiing to send her a message.

Must be nice to be able to live a life on a weeknight. Oh, like on a lake. Yeah. Okay. Where else do you ski? On a mountain? I don't know. Snow skiing?

What in the world? Water skiing. My brain, I mean, obviously I knew she wasn't snow skiing unless she like just made it back here really quickly. I've never been a snow skiing in my life. Like, that's not even a thing to me. Oh. You've been snow skiing lunchbox?

No, I've never been in the mountains where there's snow. I think I drove up to the snow once. Have you ever really seen snow? I've seen snow in Chicago. Yeah, my grandparents lived there. So when as a kid, I'd go there. Bill Snowmen. No, those are the days.

That was awesome. And Tanna on the TV. And Atena. It's the Bobby Bones show. Time for your positivity right now. The city of Long Beach, California, setting a great example of how to reuse and recycle. In May, they said, anybody lives here, if you have unwanted bicycles, we don't care how old, please give them to us. So they got like 40 bikes donated to them.

They took parts and built them again. And they were able to make 30 bicycles, and they've been able to give them to at-risk kids and families who just need the bikes. Oh, that's cool. To recycle your bike program, and now it's going to be an annual event and some other cities are taking it to. Oh, that's such a good idea because you think, because one part of your bike's broken, maybe you can't use it, but they can make it to use it to make a whole new bike. And you can use that bike too to also get to work for your kid. Got it. Everybody up.

Well, you know when you're on a flight and there's like children that are behaving badly or crying or whatever, obviously it's annoying. And there was this one single mom flying. She had three kids with her. Her kids were just not doing that great. Her baby was screaming crying. But everyone was just really annoyed by her and being rude and like rolling their eyes and even making comments under their breath. And one mom who didn't have her kids with her, she took it upon herself to go help this mom that was flying with the three kids alone and grab the baby that was crying and just offered a hand. Like, and that's what she wants other people to do.

She says, how can we ignore another human in distress? I get it and I like that. The problem is when someone goes, hey, these are my kids. I'll take care of it when someone jumps on you for doing that. Oh, yeah. You have to handle, I like this she did that. We have to handle that very gently. This mom accepted the help with open arms and was super grateful.

Because some parents will feel like you're coming, like, oh, you don't think handle my kids? Yeah. Well, I mean, when you're 30,000 feet up in the air and everyone is like staring at you, like get your kids under control. I'm sure you'll take a little help if you can get it. Also, what about like four-year-olds that won't stop kicking my seat? Oh, that's mentioned in the story too. Apparently one of her kids was doing that. Like control your kids.

I'm one of the people. I'm trying to take a nap. Control your kid. It's a good story. Lunchbox. Captain Davis of the Louisiana Sheriff's Department was driving through the neighborhood with his kids when there was this old grandpa out mowing the lawn

and was 100 degrees outside and it was really long and he said, man, I feel bad for that grandpa. Pulls over the car, mows the front and backyard and tells grandpa to take a seat. Wow. There you go. It's a good news. Thank you. Come on, Bobby Bones show.

Do you guys win your soccer game, lunchbox? No, we had the playoffs last night, first round and we lost three to one. That's like your tweet. It was like, we only will win. That's the only option. Yeah, and then a couple hours later, I put, and we lost. And I don't know if age is catching up with me or what,

but my team had the worst season we've had since I joined the co-ed team, and there's the third season in a row we've lost first round of the playoffs. It's sad. Is your wife play? No. No. She plays volleyball. She's not on the soccer.

She's never played soccer, and that'd be bad to put her out there. Co-ed rec season over? It's over, dude. We've got to go back to the drawing board and figure something out. I don't know if either he's got younger pills or what, but these young cats are taking it to us right now. More than 250,000 glitter iPhone cases are recalled after they've caused to burns. Man.

That's a lot of iPhone cases. Yeah. You see where Kim Kardashian's getting sued for like $100 million because that selfie camera? No. She built a thing on the phone and it shows a light and it's like the perfect selfie. And another company's like, yeah, we already built that. And she's like, no, so now they're in a fight over that. Oh, it's loomy.

What is it? The company Loomi. I think it is, yeah. The world's oldest family says that Kida, long life is to eat oatmeal. The entire Donnelly family eats oatmeal twice a day. And it's how they're the world's oldest family. Yeah. Oatmeal fans?

Yeah, I love oatmeal. Yummy. We're going to live long. I like oatmeal with lots of brown sugar and butter. Maybe little milk, gummy bears. Maybe some cinnamon toast crunch in there. Yeah, some fruit loops mixed in, chocolate syrup. Like, that's my kind of oatmeal.

I don't think I live very long. No, that's. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. George Strait is set to release the soundtrack to his movie Pure Country for the first time on vinyl coming up September 15th, exactly 25 years to the day of its initial release. To celebrate, he's going to perform hits from the album on his two-night run September 1st and 2nd at the T-Mobile. Arena in Vegas. And Faith Hill and Tim McGrawl, they had to cancel their show in North Little Rock, Arkansas

last night, because, well, Faith has some vocal issues, and her doctor is like, nope, you're on prescribed vocal rest. They canceled it. Didn't postpone it, but the next night they're back on. Oh, they are? Yeah. Oh, okay. And I actually think they had to cancel tonight as well, and so maybe tomorrow night they're

back on. But either way, hope that Faith's voice gets better. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. This story of the day. This story comes up from New Holland, Pennsylvania. Theodore Gunderson was hungry. He's like, man, I want some lunch.

So he's like, I'm going to head up to Wendy's, get me a salad. He orders a salad, goes and sits down, and he loves cucumbers. The only problem is this salad only had two cucumbers on it. Slices? Two slices. Oh, no. So he goes up to the counter and says, I ordered a salad, why are there only two cucumbers on it? So they said that's what it comes with.

He throws the salad at the employee. and says, if I had a gun or a knife, you'd be the first one to go. Oh, my goodness. So, Theodore didn't get another salad. He got some handcuffs around his wrists. He got cuffed and stuffed, facing numerous charges. Do you stay at Wendy's after you make that thread? That's what I wonder.

Like, if I didn't have cucumbers, I'd get you with the gun. I would say that and then run. I wouldn't hang around and eat a salad with no cucumbers. Well, he tried to get in his car, but police arrived and arrested him. That's quick. It must have been next door. Yeah. They were eating there.

Oh, so poor Theodore. Not poor Theodore. Peter, Theodore is an idiot. Well, Theodore was having a bad day. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobbi Bone Show.

The polls of the day yesterday should parents drink when their kids around. 81% of people said yes. It's fine. Yay. Yay. All right. Number two. Did you like the cover of Hame that don't impress.

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29% of people say yes. 71 say no to the Mel cleavage. All of us, bird-chested men appreciate that. Yes, we do. Look at my notes here. A couple things. One, Mike Fisher from the Nashville Predators. Carrie Underwood's husband, retired.

Like, peace out. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Yeah, Cam Across this morning. Mike Fisher. Out. You know, you get plenty of money. You were successful.

I mean, I'm sure he wants a championship, but... He says, how many times are you going to get hit in the head? Hockey's same thing as football. Just about. You're getting slammed. I think when you have kids and you have a life, you start to think, do I want to not be all the way there when I get older? No.

I mean, you have everything. And I think the baby just adds to it. Like, and good for him, it feels like his body can't do it. I just, these sports where you're slamming heads. I know they're the most fun. Listen, I play football my whole life. And it's like, oh, we play football. But they're dumb.

It's a dumb sport. Like, it's the most fun, but it's the dumbest sport. Hockey football. Anything where your heads are slamming against each other all the time. Your brain is slamming into your skull. I love football. I have season tickets to raise about games. I played football all the way to 12th grade.

I love it. But man, it's a dumb sport. And it's not even with our feet. Soccer is football. Anyway, Mike Fisher. Good run, buddy. Good run. 17 years.

Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a lot. No, our listeners get mad to me when I say football is dumb, but I say it for someone who loves it. I love it so much. It's dumb. It's a dumb sport. I'll watch every game.

I will watch it like crazy. Like I will be there Sunday. Ready to go in noon, central time. Watch it all the way till it's over Sunday night. Here comes Monday. Here we go again. Then Thursday night, I'm back at it. Oh my gosh.

But it is a dumb sport. Saturday mostly. I love college football more than I love the NFL. I have an allergy problem. Can't tell. She probably can't because I'm masking. It's so perfect. It's so frustrating because I feel like a woman or a million bucks.

Okay. You get it? Yeah. So I feel great. I just, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm sitting over here going, eh, tried everything. Zyrtec. Mertag.

Oh. Yeah, you tried that? Mertek didn't work? No. Nettipotted it. I'm doing everything. Taking medicine. Still nothing.

So I'm here. I'm grinding through it. I'd be fine. Eddie left. this kid locked in the car. I don't know if you're talking about it. You know how people leave their kids in the cars? Yeah.

Eddie did that. I did it. Oh my gosh. Have you seen on our highways, we have signs that say, where's your baby? Yeah. No, make sure you know where your baby is at all times. Yeah. I mean, it was tough.

It was scary. It was one of the scariest things that could have been really, really bad. And thankfully, our pest control guy was outside, and he noticed that he was in the car and he got him out. Your three-year-old? My three-year-old. I mean, he was just in the back seat. He had dropped his baseball.

And I thought all the kids were out of the car, so I closed. the door. And I guess my three-year-old just doesn't know how to open the door. But hey, guess what? Once we got him out, first thing I do was like, come over here. I'm going to show you how to push this door open. How was he hot? I mean, it was hot outside, but he'd been there for like two minutes. But I mean, really, if I'd, oh, he was just terrified. He was like, my parents left me in my car. Like, this is the scariest moment ever. And he cried for about 10 minutes afterwards. So yes, a reminder. Do you think that you know where your kids are at all times? Just make sure they're not in the car.

Lunchbox is convinced that everyone that leaves their kids in the car does it on purpose. Yes, and when I read stories like that, I'm convinced that it's easier than people think to forget that your kids are possibly still in the car. Because it happened to me. Yeah. Now, my sister said the same thing. She's got four kids. I imagine that you order pizza, pizza cat comes and you don't tip them for whatever reason. I don't like that that you don't tip them, but sometimes it happens either you forget or you just don't have the money.

or you just aren't cool. But then the pizza person leaves a four-page letter at your door talking about how you suck. And if you do it again, you may come back. Here. She says their initial interaction was brief. She didn't think anything was wrong. But days later, that same pizza delivery guy

allegedly went back to her home and dropped off a four-page letter. I delivered you a pizza not long ago and was not given a tip. But Ledford tells us quickly became threatening. And if it turns out that the delivery driver is me again and you do not tip yet again, I'm going to probably rob you. She filed a report with Redondo Beach police who are investigating this as a possible criminal

threat, which could potentially be a felony. Away to tables for a long time. Lunchbox is a delivery guy for a long time. Sometimes you don't get tipped. Now, sometimes they forget. Sometimes they're not good people. Those are parts of the game. That's part of the service industry. Sometimes people don't serve you when you serve them. And it stinks. Don't like that. Now, let's say he left one little note saying, hey, I didn't appreciate not getting tipped. I have kids and just taped it on the door. I'd have been like, that's weird.

Don't do that. If he'd have left a one-page letter that said, hey, I dropped pizza off, I have a family. If you don't mind tipping me that a few words, a few lines, I'd have been like, ooh, that's kind of creepy. Don't leave one-page letters. He left a four-page handwritten letter. That's the kind of person who stabs animals. Yeah, and he threatened her. And I'm going to rob you.

You're not just kidding on that kidding. I probably will. That guy goes to jail. You throw him in for a day and then he does communities. He's not there. He first gets fired. The rule about the service industry is you do the best you can and hope they give you the best. And when they don't, that just stinks.

But sometimes life stinks. I never waited a table and they gave me a tip. And I was like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, I guess it for you. Here's a one page letter about why you didn't tip me that good. Just keep them prewritten in your pocket. this guy's nuts yeah like nuts

when you first teased it I thought okay clearly had a bad day he just wants to share with someone why it's kind to tip or something but he's straight up I would have kind of got that he straight up

like said I will rob you I might rob you oh I might not he said I might rob you just kidding but just kidding I'm not really that kidding okay whatever either way guys a four page letter

about anything is excessive. If my me-maw sends me a four-page letter, I'm like, me-ma, you okay? What's happening to you? You're not feeling good? Like, is this the last letter

you're ever going to send? This guy's not good. You got to go away. No more pizza delivery. It's community service. That's time out. Sometimes you don't get tipped. In life, sometimes you don't get tipped.

Yeah. Here's a tip. Don't do that. Yeah, that's a good tip. Here's a tip. This dude's nuts. Like, get them. Everybody agree on that?

Probably a little excessive. Yeah, he needs some help. Well, I don't think they're going to commit them for that. They could. They could do an evaluation. But it is a threat. I'm not going to rob you. I will rob you.

Just kidding. No, just kidding. I really did. Just not just kidding. Never going to get a time. About half men say this is their number one fear. You're on the air. Eric in Alabama.

What's up, buddy? How's it going, man? Good, man. What do you think? want fear, about half men. That's a lot of men. Fear. That's not it. I appreciate that, though. Hey, Guy in Boston.

I would say, lose your job. Man, big fear. Oh. Not it. Amy, never going to get it. Snakes. Ooh. No. Triced me. Lunchbox.

Man, this is the easiest one we ever had. Easiest ever. Ever. And I feel bad for Eddie, because it's happening to him. Going bald, folks. Oh, wow. Wow, wow. Got it. Look at that guy. Eddie, what's that light going bald?

It's like your head gets hotter, quicker. You know what I'm saying? You feel the heat up there. Okay, can I be real? Yeah. It sucks. I'm really asking. Yeah, that's why he was asking.

I worry about it too. I think guys really worry about it. When I see a guy going bald, I don't think in my head I'm making fun of him. I think, oh, that sucks, man. I really feel bad for him. You know when it really hurts is when like you or anybody comes in. Not lunchbox because he doesn't really have a style. But when you guys have different styles of hair, like that's kind of cool.

Like I was like, man, I can't do anything with my hair. I feel the same way, though, about guys with pecks. Like just talking honestly, like when I see guys with muscles, I'm like, man, I wish I genetically. Because I work hard and I can't. I cannot build chest muscles. And I work hard. And I'm like, man, that must be so cool to be able to do that. Yeah, same feeling, I guess.

Yeah, I used to wear a hat every day in high school. And then they talked about how. If you wear a hat, you'll go bald. I stop wearing hats. I think that's been debunked. Well, I understand. I remember them saying that. Even Oprah said that one.

I'm out. Hat, gone. Even Oprah said that. Yeah. Well, then, yeah, it's gone. It is a thing, though, where we see things that, and we're jealous. Like, I grew up, I would see somebody with money. And at the time where I grew up, money isn't money that I see.

Now, I see Luke Brian come in, and he's got $100 million. But when I was somebody that was making $40,000 a year, their parents was like, they're rich. I would be so mad because I didn't get to have money. Like sometimes I didn't get three meals in a day And I was like, man, I'm so jealous of that That's how I feel about people with muscles now Yeah, and that's how I feel like people with hair And I'm not, I'm only kind of joking

About the muscles thing, but it's really, I'm like, dang Or if I see somebody like natural abs Oh yeah Like they know they don't work hard Oh yeah, no, they don't do crap Yeah Yeah Or if they don't have allergies than I do

I'm like, dang Lunchbox, nice for them buddy Thank you Yeah Sarah in Virginia Good morning Good morning. How are you? Good. What's going on?

Well, I just heard the segment about where Eddie said that he was going bald. And I work in Northern Virginia where, you know, I work with 20-year-old, 30-year-old, 40s, and I think, along with a lot of my colleagues, that bald men are very sexy. We're also around a lot of military, so you see a lot of short hair. So I would tell him, don't sweat it. There's a lot of women out there. And I'm sure his wife, of the way he looks.

But for men that are out there that are worried about going balls, don't. Go with it, shave it off, cut it short because there are women out there that just find it very, very attractive. I think that's nice to be to say, but what Eddie does, though, is he, like, covers it up and, like, doesn't shave his head.

He's got the ring, and then the other part he tries to cover up with other hair. Yeah, no, don't do that. Eddie just cut it short, and trust me, you'll feel much better. No, don't do that. He tries to comb it over a little bit. He does.

He tries to comb over for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The comb over makes it worse. Yeah. The comb over makes it worse. But, you know, I say just cut it short. And you don't have to do that all the one time. Just keep cutting it short.

And then trust me, when you get there, you'll feel comfortable about it. And, you know, if you just hold yourself and you think, hey, I look good, trust me. Other women will think you look good. There you. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you. That'll keep me. very positive.

Shave your entire head. No, no, I'm not there yet. You are, though. I'm not there yet. And let me ask you this, because my wife says this. She says, I'm tall enough for people not to see the top of my head. Is that true? No. Well, you're taller than her, so yes.

But you can also... I'm asking you guys, because you guys are kind of the same. Your forehead goes back. I have a receding hair line in the front, yeah. You're bald. Oh, my goodness. Eddie, take off your hat. Just roll quick. Don't do the comb over. You know, because that just makes a it works and it's like people know you that he's trying to hide it you know you don't want to be that

teacher that the kids always said oh my gosh we're doing with the comb over and you know well thank you for the call appreciate that no problem bye sarah appreciate you thank you sarah all right speaking to eddie oh let me go ahead well i just think that eddy needs to embrace it we've heard time and time again including from this caller and studies that if you shave it and put off that confidence women love it i don't think i look good with a shaved head you don't know yet let us be judge of that. Yeah. Ben diesel it.

Yeah. Ben, diesel it. Hey. Judy in Boston. Hey, Bobby. What up, Judy and Boston? First, we appreciate

you in Boston. I appreciate you in Boston. Yay! I want to put my vote in. Amy gets all the time. She does the best job. And it's not her jokes. Sorry, Amy.

It's not the jokes. It gets so tickled at what you're saying. So wait, what are you saying? Are you saying not to give it to Eddie? To anybody, but Amy. The screen says wants to say Eddie was not good. Judy! I'm all the ears.

I'm listening. What do you have to say about my morning corny? Come at him. You don't give it the same way Amy does. Amy gets so, like she giggles. And when she giggles, I giggle. There we go. Coming up in eight minutes, Amy's morning corny.

Okay? And listen, it's never just going to be Amy's. If she gets us a bad one, it goes over to lunchbox. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judy just said. Judy doesn't rule the world. Oh.

Yeah. Bob it, bonjour. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. There's a profile on Brett Eldridge in USA today, and he talks about what it's like to date when your country's most eligible bachelor. Did he assign himself that title?

No, they did. It's their words. I don't even think he's country's most eligible bachelor. Well, some of the other big ones are totally. taken and married. I mean, think about it. Think. Keith Urban, taken. Luke Bryan, taken. Thomas Wrette. Tacon. Oh, you're picking the big stars.

Same hunt. Taken. Yeah, they're all taken, Bobby. They're taken, taken, taken, right? Brett Eldridge, I mean. Titles taken. Seek's taken. Can't sit here. Title's taken. And yeah, what does he say? Go ahead. Well, he's talking about the pros and cons. And for

cons, he says, you know, he likes to keep his personal life private. And with all the attention, it makes it a little bit difficult. especially if you're trying to get to know someone beyond the surface. He wants to keep private. Remember he even that model that was all over not private? Yeah, I remember that. But for a while, I kept it private. Remember when you met her?

Yeah. He was like, wasn't he asking you to kind of keep it private? No, but I was like, don't worry, dude, I got you. I keep it private. Okay. Well, the pros of being Brett and single and eligible is it's not hard to meet women because they slip him their phone number, they give him their business cards, or older women try to set them up with their pretty daughter.

Dang, I'm being a hater right now. Business cards. I feel it. I'm not proud of it. Not, guys, I want you know I'm not proud of being a hater. Because I was like, oh, you're not the most eligible. It probably is. I'm just being a hater.

I don't mean to, but sometimes my subconscious comes out. Yeah. He's pretty. I'd say Brett Young, but only people don't know who he is yet. Yeah, but people are definitely into him. If I posted him on my Instagram a few times, if I've been interviewing it for something, and people, I get direct messages from, like, good friends that are like, who is that?

That's what I'm saying. Like, he has two songs. Right. But no one knows who he is yet. Okay, you're right. So maybe when he gets more known, they'll be like, Brett Young, hook it up. He's, I guess, Brett Young's like 36, 37. He looks like he's about 19.

Yeah, he looks young. I agree. When I learned his age, I was like, what? Yeah. You're aging gracefully. So Vin Diesel is. Gracefully. That's nice to hear.

George Burns. Vin Diesel is producing a reboot of Miami Vipes for NBC. He's not going to be one of the first. the stars it doesn't seem, but the original ran from 1984 to 1989. So Miami Vice, coming back. They've had bad movies in Miami Vice, too. Like, that doesn't excite me very much.

Especially if he's not in it. Like, I want Vin Diesel in it. And Bow Wow, both of them. Mariah and St. Louis. Hello. Hello, it's actually Maria. Oh, Maria. Good morning to you.

Sorry, I messed your name up. First time caller. First time caller. Hey! Hey! I was asking, we are going to see you tomorrow night, the Raging Idiots. And our husbands are not,

don't listen to the show. So we're wondering what to tell them about you guys. Oh, you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the Raging Idiots, we're in St. Louis and Madison, Wisconsin, and all over the country later this year. But the Raging Idiots are a band. It's Eddie and myself, and we bring all, like, Nashville's great players, and we play all kinds of music. We have a few of our own songs, but we're playing

like, all the songs. What? The Golden Girl. theme song? Yeah, we'll do that one if you want it. You're requesting it right now? Yes. I'm just telling you it's a lot of fun. We play a lot of covers. It's just stupid. I promise you'll have fun. I promise. If they don't have fun,

I would give them the price of their ticket back minus all of it. They'll have fun. It'll be good. It's a fun show, I promise. We don't take yourself seriously. We wear tracksuits and we have really good players except for us. Cool. Well, we are looking

forward to it. All right. I can't wait to see you tomorrow night. St. Louis. All right. Thank you. Have a good day. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Maria, sorry, I met your name up. Should I start finding Mike D when he puts names up wrong?

Yes. Oh. Because he put up Mariah. That's not good. What do you think about that, Mike D? What's the punishment? $1. Every time you do it?

$1. It's a fine, yeah. Yeah, set up a jar. Yeah, money jar. There's now a fine jar. One dollar every time I mess up a name. Yeah. How do you feel about that?

You can't afford that. Can't now. Don't mess up. That's what I say. Yeah, Raging Idiots tomorrow and Saturday night in St. Louis, Wisconsin. If you were to find us for all the times we mess up. You've watched James Brown movie? It's what he used to do, find all the players.

I'm about to start doing too. Huh? For what? If they were late? Anything. Late. Messed up. You get a fine.

Are you joking? Mm-mm. I need to see that. But no, you shouldn't do that. We'll go broke. And now the newest song from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots, Chick-fil-A-Budded Sunday. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys. It's Sunday.

It's the fries and a little waffle, but now I'm feeling awful. I want Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. Yeah, the one day that you... It's the one day that I was hoping to get Chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah. Did Chick-fil-A, yeah. I yell hello through the drive-thru. Nobody answers me back I look around for all the other cars

Where the heck is everyone at? I won't shake for late But it's Sunday But now I'm feeling awful I won't shake for late But it's Sunday Yeah the one is the one day that I was hoping To get chick-fil-lay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go! Download Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots on iTunes Now. Hey, by the way, the video's up, too. We just put it up. If you don't see that video. Okay. We'll see it. Oh.

Let's watch it together. Okay. Look. There it is. There you see. There's that. Yeah, like that. Bobby Bones.com.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Oh, Bobbie. That sounds like a fun game. I think our listeners should call in and tell us what we should get fined for. Because I think if Amy's computer goes off during the show while we're on the air, that's fine. Oh, same for a few years goes off.

Okay. Oh, mine rarely goes off, though, unless I'm listening, previewing an audio clip for the show. But you're admitting it has happened. Yeah, we've only once. So you would get fined. Okay. Okay. Hey, listen, our phone number is 87777.

Oh, so. be if you have a recommendation on what we should get fined for. I'm totally for it and then we'll use the money for charity. It cannot involve speech impediments. That's true. Yes, it can. No, it cannot. No it cannot.

It can involve whatever they say. The morning corny. What is a kitten's favorite dessert? What is a kitten's favorite dessert? Ice cream. My scream. Get it. That was the morning corn.

Morning. It's cute. Cute. Can I have it back? That is good. Ask the question all that, Amy. Oh, well, I was just looking at some old school pictures of Garth Brooks, and it made me think, like, back in the day, the radio people were probably interviewing him and hanging out with them and doing stuff not really knowing he was going to be the goat, Garth Brooks. I'm like, who's going to be that of, like, our time, like, these people that come in our studio and we see them play for the first time, like, who's going to grow up to be the Garth?

Eric Church, because he did a different, Sam Hunt, because he did it way different and just sold. People don't give Sam Hunt credit, not any for his music, but for just being like, to heck with the system. Like, you want a rule breaker? Like that dude's just like, I don't care what people think, and that's a big part of it. Oh, okay. Those are the people that I gravitate to, people that just don't care about rules. Because there are none. You make your own rules, and it's a good question.

Yeah. Who would you put on the list? Who will we look at in 15 years ago? Wow. I think Luke Bryan. I mean, he's just killed it. He's killed it. I think he's the man right now and will continue to be.

I think Rascal Flats, they've had a history and they're still going. They're spanning decades. I think they kind of already are what they are. Yeah. They're a legendary band. They've done it. And they're back putting out hits again. Like Garth, I don't know if they're ever, Gartha just.

I just was using him. because I was looking at young, young pictures of him, probably, and I was picturing him walking in some radio station for the first time. I'm like, God, people probably didn't know what in the world he was going to turn into when they first saw him playing and stuff. So I felt about you. Like, people have no idea. Oh, really?

Yeah, now I do. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. Brandon in Tennessee. Hey, Brandon. Hey, Bobby, how's it going? Good. You're able to say, fine.

Go. First time caller. Day. I don't know how much of a voice or I'd scream louder. I appreciate that. All right, Bobby, you drive me nuts with the teasers. Good. When you don't get to them.

Perfect example. Your best humble brag story ever. You teased it for almost an hour. I missed it. Oh, come on. Maybe you missed it in the middle. May I did it so quick you didn't catch it. Oh, no, no.

I drive almost an hour to work every day or a little over now. Oh, dang it. You got me. Okay, okay. What's the role then? If I tease something, how long? I'd say not more than two songs worse. I got to do more than that.

Sometimes it's longer. I say 20 minutes. Okay, 20 minutes is fair. All right. 20 minutes is fair. $1, I'll take that fine. Wow. I'm in.

Listen, I want to listen to the listeners. I was talking about James Brown earlier. And James Brown would find the people on his band, the people that worked for him, if they did something that wasn't up to. standards. He'd be like, $50 fine. I was like, man, we should fine ourselves. And so Mike D, our phone screener, put up the wrong name. And I was like, $1 fine. And then we have a jar of fines, and then when it's a point, we donate that to somebody that could use it. Sounds like a plan, I guess.

And I guess. And I said listeners should call in and say what we should be fined for. You're up. Alexa and Maryland. What would you find us for? I would say that I would find. lunch, sorry, I love you, but anytime he complains about his wife either having or not having a job. What? That's the most, then what you want me to talk about?

That's his whole repertoire. I mean, I talk about good things too, but sometimes we all complain about our significant others and so that's just one of the things that bothers me. What if you just talk about it and don't complain? I don't think it's complaining. I think I just talk about it. I think you guys make it sound like I'm complaining.

I know your wife is not employed now. Yeah, she is fun employed again. So did she quit? She, yeah, she quit. She decided she wasn't enjoying it. Didn't feel like it was up her alley. So she wanted to go out and explore and try to find something else. And so she is out of a job.

She's fun employed. How do you feel about that? I'm not going to complain. I am so happy for her. No, I'm asking really. No, man, I'm like, why would, wouldn't you have a job lined up before you piece out the other job? I mean, she had an interview, and I guess she thought it went well, thought it was going to be good, put in two weeks,

job didn't come through, so now she's fun employed. Oh, wow. So more Law & Order SVU and Wednesday's at the house? Yeah, we're going to be back to Wine Wednesday, Law and Order SVU, marathons, and I don't know. I mean, hopefully she's out there just, you know, hitting the pavement, knocking on doors, dropping off resumes, because that's what she needs to be doing. I'm sorry Hey condolences Thank you

Yeah Mitzy Hi Bobby First time caller Hey Don't get mad Bobby This is for you Go ahead

You're so wonderful We all just love you I love when sentences start like that Go ahead But there's always a butt coming I think you should put a dollar in the jar every time you say something negative about yourself because you're a wonderful.

I'd be broke. Yeah. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I think there's maybe something to that. She wants you to love yourself. Oh, so does Bieber. But, you know.

Let's go. Zed and Mississippi. Hey, Zed. Yeah. Yeah, you're on. No, Ed Sharon. Yeah, Bieber. Yeah.

Yeah. At Sharon Road. Yeah. Go ahead, Zed. All right. Yeah, mine's about lunch. And it's not just to be negative Or I don't want to get down on lunch

You know, he plays a vital role On the show, I believe that But when he yelled in the microphone I mean, it's talk radio You know, in the morning, so you're going to have it louder Than you play in your music anyway So find him when he yells Yeah, when he yells

Okay, I'll just talk like this Oh boy No, you don't have to be dramatic None of us are agreeing to any of this Carrie's husband Mike Fisher retired from hockey announced it today after 17 years of playing in the NHL he's hanging up his old skates I like he's a brutal sport

I got to hang it up to he's 37 right Yeah and is that the normal age to quit the old NHL Anytime you get over 30 in these contact sports Yeah it starts to be a thing So like he's captain of the team but like what's his role Like you know like compare it to quarterback like his position. He plays defense, right?

So he probably gets hit a lot? I don't think you always get hit a lot. Talky. It's like this show. You get hit a lot with words. You guys always slamming him with stuff. Tomorrow, Brandy Clark's in for Female Friday. Next Friday, Lindsay L. comes in.

That'll be awkward. Why? I'm not interviewing her. Listeners are. Yeah, we'll take a lot of questions from listeners. I have very little to say during that. I'm sure you'll do fine. Parableness.

out next week. I'm just telling you it's going to be awkward for me, because I know where everybody's head's going to go. What? What did you say? I didn't make, that didn't. I didn't hear you. What? Is Bobby going to propose? All those questions are going to happen to next Friday. Nobody's going to ask that. Maybe.

That'd be next Friday. Hey, Phil about sending a baby to the carprector. I know people that do it. A baby? Yeah. I know people. Their babies are so little and they go see like a holistic doctor that also pops their back. Which doctor? Craziness. What? No, I really don't think

it's crazy. Here's the phone number. 877-77 Bobby. Would you let your baby go to a chiropractor? Here's a four-day old. Oh, wow. Four days old? Oh, don't be a judge now. No, not. I'm just like, I was

like a newborn. Daughter wasn't sleeping. Listen to this. He cracked. her back. It'll look more than that. Because she's so flexible, I'm going to have to get some extension in her spine. I'm going to take that contact there like that. I have to, unfortunately, just extend her a little bit to get it in the right place. That's why we... Hey, darling. Hey. It's okay, boo-boo. I just broke all of your spine. It's okay. And now is she sleeping? I don't know. I haven't watch her. There better be an update, surely. Wow. So you're cool with that? I'm totally

cool with it. What? Yeah. What do you mean? What? Did you hear that baby? Yeah. Do you know what happens when you pop your spine? A baby's fine? We all have spines. When you pop your spine, it makes a popping sound. I feel like it's a natural way to... Yeah, but obviously it hurt the baby because it cried. Or it scared the baby. Yeah. I mean, you don't know that it was, I think he didn't. Or the baby poop. There's a lot of things that make baby cries. Yeah. Baby was hungry. All of a sudden. You inject your baby with shots full of whatever. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'm not seeing you. I'm saying we. I'm saying we. in general. Like, why not embrace

something more natural? Call us. Chiropractors for babies. Oh, boy. They take this baby into the chiropractor and they're like, okay, baby, we're going to crack your back. Again, this baby is four days old. Here. Because she's so flexible,

I'm going to have to get some extension in it, it's fine. I'm going to take that contact there like that. I have to, unfortunately, just extend her a little bit to get it in the right place. That's why you... That's far as a decrease.

Think of the nads on this chiropractor to break a baby. Like, that's risky. Big time. I don't care how good you are. That's a baby. Hello. Sam in Arkansas, what do you think about this baby at the chiropractor? I don't like that idea.

I've been to the chiropractor myself once, ironically, to try to induce myself into labor because I was past due. But they put your head in, like, this choking. cold wrestling move kind of thing and like crack your neck and I thought that this guy was going to kill me and I would not want them to do that to my precious little fragile baby I hear you right there appreciate that appreciate you all right Amanda and Baton Rouge thank you for calling Amanda I actually my daughter when she was four weeks old she was diagnosed with bad um acid reflux and the doctor gave her a bunch of medicine and it didn't work and didn't work.

So I had a friend suggested me to take her to the chiropractor. And she didn't pop her like that. She used other little methods, but after about four weeks, twice a week, she was pretty much cured of her after request. Wow. Oh, stop it, Amy. Amy reacted none to the other way. She's like, amazing.

Amanda, appreciate you. You appreciate you. Thank you. Let's go one one. Hey, Megan and Indiana. Hey, guys. So my little brother, I'm 30. He's like six now.

But my little brother, when he was like first born, he had a whole bunch of stomach issues. And then as he got older, he was like walk on his tiptoes and stuff. He's been going to the chiropractor since he was like two months old. And he's totally like all his symptoms have gone away. So I'm like totally for it. Wow. You're a believer. I'm a believer.

It's, it was amazing. Like he used to cry consistently just through the whole day because of his stomach issues and everything. and probably, like the other girl said, like four to six weeks after they started taking him, he just stopped. Like, all, he didn't have to change formula, nothing. Like, it totally healed him. All right. Well, I appreciate that call.

Appreciate you. Thanks, Bobby. Stop. Hmm. No, I said, you. Did you hear that baby? I did. Of course, it's going to scare the baby.

That didn't sound like a giggle to me. It's not a scare. Well, how do you know? The baby doesn't talk. Hey, who's had babies? Good point. Me, who has it? Who hasn't?

Okay, me? Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones show. Do you hear this nonsense? Eddie thinks I made a filter. It's true. We took a picture at the gorge in Washington State.

Our band The Raging Idiots was playing Watershed. And we had our shirts off. It was hot. And he thinks I made the filter and make him look fat. Listen, man, I know you. I know your little tricks and you made me look fatter than you by using a black and white filter.

Fatter. I wanted to look like an old western. Okay, you're right. See, see. Wait, is that on Instagram? Yeah, go to Mr. Bobby Bones. I'm looking at him right now. M.R. Bobby Bones.

Scroll down a little bit. It's black and white. Tell me if the filter makes Eddie look fat. It's not the filter, Eddie. What? Amy. Eddie. Let's box, go ahead. Eddie, how is that a filter?

You're both in the same filter and you're both in the same type of chair. And you're sitting like in more of a way. Like Bobby's sitting in a flattering way. You're like, no, I think you're like, stop blaming life on filters. Like Eddie, you're just chilling. You're letting it hang out.

Instagram filter, fake news. No, whatever. Blake Shelton, throwback Thursday, 2001. Our digital girl, Morgan, what year were you born, Morgan? 23. Or, no, I was born in 1993. I am 23. Wow.

I was wondering with some of these songs if she even knows. Because like earlier we played Trisha, she's in love with the boy, 1991. She wasn't even born yet. Oh my gosh. That's weird. When you say it like that, then I'm like, okay. I know. We did a whole bobby cast after the show and we talked to our new Morgan number two. She was like, yeah, when I was born, saved by the bell, it just started. Dang. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Would you rather get more vacation days or a raise? Amy. I guess I'll take more vacation days. Okay. Lunchbox. you get the option. More vacation or more? That is a tough one, man, because I love that money. But I like to be relaxing.

I like to be chilling. I like to be traveling. Oh, man, I'm going to shock the world here. Give me the more vacation days. More vacation. I want more vacation to relax and chill. Yeah, I'm going to take money because I don't really like vacation. according to a new report, 60% would take the money.

It's close though. Wow, more, I just registered. More people would take the money? Than the vacation. Wow. Okay. Wow. Lunchbox, we're not like the normal people.

Well, I'm told. That is my two favorite things in the world. I know. Vacation and money. Does he have two favorite things? Absolutely. Bobby's like, I don't want either. Yeah, I'm good.

I can live just fine with out of the one. I just want to work and you don't even have to pay me. Yeah. I would do, listen, I did the job forever for no money. Yeah. Lunchbox, let me ask you a question. Is your wife pregnant? Is my wife pregnant?

Yeah. Good question. No, not that I know of. Okay. Because I made a prediction that around this time she'd be pregnant. Remember, I was like five or six months ago, I was like, I predict by August 3rd, Lunchbox's wife will be pregnant. Right. That's right.

So you're saying that as far as you know, as of right now, she's not pregnant. Yeah. She's pregnant. She has not revealed it to me. Son of a gun. And she waited for three months to let you know? Maybe. Maybe that's how it works.

Maybe she doesn't want to get my hopes up or, you know, she wants to surprise me. But, yeah, so far she has not come to me with anything, like a cake where I cut it and there's a color and all that. She hadn't done any of that. Does that happen first or just a plus minus sign? I think it's the test for the test results. Don't she do this gender reveal later on? Nobody's making any cakes. But you guys, when are you going to have a baby?

What do you think? When do you think you have a baby in the box? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be for real. I'm being for real. Like, whenever she gets pregnant, we'll have a baby. Are you trying? like we must do it right now.

Does she text you sometimes? Like, now's the time. No. Is she in the no of when would be? I don't know what that means. Because she texted me sometimes. Oh, stop. Bobby.

Was she really? No. Jerry. I hope that if you get the option to watch some of this hacked HBO stuff that you just don't do it, the story's getting worse and worse. HBO hackers upload Unseen Game of Thrones episodes and a whole bunch more online.

And selfishly, I'd like to just watch all the Game of Thrones and be like, done. But it's such a bad precedent. Excuse me. So Netflix's been hacked. HBO's been hacked. 1.5 terabytes of data, including several upcoming episodes of Game of Thrones. They've all been obtained. But this is just millions and millions of dollars.

It's stealing money. And what you're doing is you're being involved in stealing money as well. It's like if someone went robbed the bank and they walked out and went for you to have some of this money. Now, it'd be nice to take it, but it's yours. It's not your money.

So, yeah, I don't like that. I don't like these hackers are saying, hey, well, we won't release it if you give us money. This is the new terrorist. Those people need to go to jail. Just wait, do they start hacking airplanes. I'd rather not.

But no, they're going to. They're going to have cars, airplanes, these computer systems. We're constantly having to be ahead a step. when we're constantly behind. But cars are going to get hacked. I'm going to go back to old school airplanes.

When they pedal. Right brothers. And they pedal so fast that the wings flap up on the down. Take off the kitty hawk or something. Yeah, you think I'm messing with you about this. No, I don't. A man hit his ex-girlfriend's body in a freezer. Oh, hit it?

Yeah, he hit it. His new girlfriend took over the life of the other girlfriend. That's pretty messed up story. They looked alike? No. No, he just replaced her role. It's like if you were stealing an identity. They don't look alike.

No, no, no. An Ohio man and his girlfriend have been charged with abuse of a corpse after the missing ex-girlfriend remains were found in a freezer. And so he got a new girlfriend, and she just took her place. Oh, my goodness. Isn't that a weird charge? Abuse of a corpse? It's a charge I feel needs to exist, though.

Heck yeah. Totally. It's a weird charge because that only a lot of people do it because a lot of people aren't up in the head. Right, right. I just really had never heard that charge before. Yeah, but you go to a graveyard and dig somebody up and start messing with the body. That's abuse of a corpse.

Yes. They're also going to haunt you. People don't worry enough about the hunting. Right. Because if somebody messes with my corpse. You're after him. I'm going to haunt the crap out of you. Maybe that's how he got caught.

What? She came and told somebody. No, he asked his neighbor to watch to hold on to the freezer for him. There was a big padlock on him, and there was like, that's kind of weird. They open it up. This dude must love his. pork chops. What in the world?

Why would you even involve your neighbors? No pork chops in there. Smart. This dude's got some high-priced medicine. They must already thought he was a total weirdo. Something was up. Because if Bobby asked me to watch a freezer with a padlock, I'm not being in anything is weird.

Why is the freezer locked? Well, here's why I have freezer's locked, first of all. Where I come from, people would steal meat. Meat was very important. Really? Yeah, you go out deer hunting, a bunch of meat. You lock it up so nobody steals it. That's money.

Especially if it's outside. Oh, so interesting. He's using his money. I mean, that could be that too. People do freeze their money too. I keep in documents in my freezer. Yeah, why do you do that? Because I feel like if my house burns down, that's going to be one of the last

places. Because it's going to be so cold. Documents? Yeah, like my birth certificate, my passport, my voter registration. The ice turns into water sometimes. Yeah, but. And then ruins it on. I keep it in the freezer.

Don't ask me question. I didn't realize. A freezer didn't melt. Always done it. It does. It does. All right. Thanks for hanging out.

I just got a message from Lauren Petrovsky at Fox 7. And it just, I mean, I just got it 10 seconds ago. It says, Willie, question mark, is it true? Now, I'm not here to spread anything. I just see the question. There have been death rumors a hundred times. So many. So, and she's a reporter.

Yeah, I feel like. I'm looking right now, I see nothing. Yeah. Right? like that would be a thing I mean where do you go first for news Twitter? Oh for sure and that's

I'm just gonna call Lauren Bertrowski at Fox 7th if she'll answer oh boy I've got nothing yeah hey so you're on the air oh hello hey so wait what do you mean Willie is it true I'm just seen on Twitter but you're seeing what it's saying multiple sources

within the music industry sources in Nashville this is not confirmed but what's the What's the website you're seeing? There's not a website. That's why it's like just on Twitter. There's a bunch of tweets going out from random people.

There's a radio station, I think, in Chicago that's saying that they've heard this. And they tweeted it out. And then other people are like retweeting it. And then I'm seeing other news people retweeting it saying not confirmed that this is the rumor. Oh, wow. The weird thing is there have been in the past few months. Do you have to get on TV or can you talk for a second? No, no, I have a minute.

The weird thing is for the past few months. There have been a lot of these weird Willie Nelson fake death stories. Right. So I don't know. What are you guys seeing around the room? I'm seeing. I hope it's not true. But I...

Go ahead, Lauren. I mean, this is nothing that we have confirmed. So, uh, we're just trying to find out where they're getting this from. A lot of the tweets are just like pretty big saying people in the music industry or sources in Nashville are saying this. Yeah. Yeah. So there are no sources attached.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Someone said... Okay.

All right. Hopefully not true. Hopefully not true. Bye. Someone said, I typed in Willing Us and Dead August 2017 and got a Snopes article and the music video for Still Not Dead. It's just been a thing. And he has this song...

Still Not Dead. Yeah. It's on that Red Head Set Child album, right? Some of the tweets are just saying hearing rumors coming out of inner circles of Nashville. That's just too vague, man. Yep. Yeah. TMZ has nothing.

Yeah. If TMZ has nothing... You have people sending things to TMZ saying, news leak for you, Willing Ness and has passed away for real this time. For real this time. That's terrible. I'm going with it's not true right now.

Man, what you prefer for Willie song, though? Is it a blue-ass crying in the rain? It's a great song. I mean. Gosh, man. On the road again? And twilight, glow I see. Blue-eyes crying

and rain. When we kissed goodbye and part I knew We'd never Love is like a dying in bird Nobody's seen anything He's got to be fake All rumors right now

Oh Only memories remain The ages I'll remember Blue eyes crying and rain You know my problem with On the Road again As the favorite Willie song

Is that it's hard to have an artist And have their upbeat song as a favorite Mostly with an artist Their upbeat songs aren't your favorite. Just generally pick your favorite artist Pick your favorite song This is my new theory I just came up in my head right now

Pick your favorite Amy What's your favorite song favorite artist George Strait what? George Strait Amarillo by morning Slow It's kind of slower Yeah like if you said fine I would be like

But if Iron's not my favorite. Exactly. Hold up. Your's favorite artist. Garb Brooks, that tomorrow never comes. Oh, really? No friends in low places?

No. John Mayer stopped his train. Dang. I'll just say sad ones. Tim McGrath, something like that. It's a jam. It's fast. But your favorite song.

Like, know what's your favorite song? Ever? Your favorite artist. Like, probably a Pearl Jam thing, right? Better man. That slow song. 98% of people's favorite songs from artists are slow. Because slow songs have meaning and passion and power.

Wait. I got one. But you can have one. That's okay. Lunchbox, Tina Turner. What's love got to do with it? I would say, it's kind of slow.

Simply the best. Sort of slow. No, they all don't have to be slow, but generally. The rule is, your favorite artist, it can't be a radio song or a fast song. Huh. Judge is spoken.

Was Amarillo by morning big time radio song? Oh, yeah, it's his biggest song ever. Yeah. Oh, I also loved Baby Blue. Slow, slow. I'm slow. Yeah, like the chair.

Slow. Oh, the chair is so good. But when they did the dance version, I was like, this is very good. They did a dance version of the chair. No, don't be stupid. I was like, Google in it. It's like,

nz, nz, nz, mm-st. Stop it. Calvin Harris did the chair. Anything on Willie? Nah, I didn't think so. I asked my friend who's pretty close to him, and he said, no reason to believe it's true right now. Really?

Yeah. I felt like it was a lie. Don't tell me to shh. But see, my point is, If you have favorite artists with a favorite song, your favorite songs are usually slow because they're more powerful and they mean more to you. Theory is now out on the earth.

I don't think Willie Nelson's dead. No. I'm not. I know other shows are announcing it right now. I'm not. There have been too many rumors. We know too many people that are really close to Willie. Ray just talked to someone who knows Willie. Ray, what did you hear?

Um, yeah, one of our friends in the industry, uh, Bob Pickett, he talked with Willie's sister and Willie was on a plane coming back from Hawaii and that plane landed So there you go That's what we know We're not the one saying it It's not us

We think it's a thing I got a message too from a boss Like what are you gonna do? I'm like, well what would I do Like we We've had Willie on the show Yeah What we do is talk about Willie and play Willie song

But we're not having to do that If he were dead Right now Willie's alive Yeah, I just I met Willie. No, that wasn't, man. That was not Willie. He just had braids.

Yeah. You know what the funny story about that is? Is that they saw Jared Neiman and a fake Willie Nelson restaurant and they decided which one they wanted to go up to and make a bit out of. And they picked fake Willie Nelson. It was a group decision. It was a group vote and we decided to go with fake Willie. Aw.

Wait, so put me in your head, says. Yeah, it was me, Lunchbox and Ray. and we saw Jared Neiman walk in. We go, oh, man, we should probably get some audio of Jared Neiman, maybe go interview him or something. And then we saw Fake Willie come in. We'd be like, dude, this could be way funnier than just talking to Jared Neiman. Let's go talk to Fake Willie.

So you picked Fake Willie, who Lunchbox Thought was Real Willie, over Jared Neiman. Yes. Interesting. Well, I thought Willie was the bigger star, but I didn't know his fake Willie. Eddie encouraged me that it was Willie, so I'd look bad. But, yeah, we saw Jared Neiman there too. You want to know? I think Ray is going out.

Ray are you going out with Michael Ray this weekend? Yeah, well, no, it's not this weekend. next weekend. On the tourbugs? He's going on the road with Michael Ray. So what happened was Michael Ray

has a couple of songs. What's one of them? Yeah, think a little, kiss a little more, think a little less. Okay. So Ray said, hey, Michael Ray,

they saw him out. Michael, he said, we're having a bus party at this location. Ray goes to the bus party and there's no bus there. So Ray gets mad and blocks him from the show.

And then now Michael Ray gets is going to make it up to him. And you're going to go on the road with them for a couple days? Do I want to do do the Midwest leg or the East Coast swing.

It doesn't matter. It's all the same. Yeah. So it's up to me. So it's either in a week or two weeks. Oh, okay. And you are going to go? Yeah, I'm thinking it's like Indiana, Illinois. That's like the heart of America right there heading on the tour bus with the boys. Wow. But do you know them? They're not your boys.

Is that going to be awkward? I don't know them at all. Great. What's going to be real awkward is I don't think Michael Ray knows how hard Ray goes. I'm sure that they do fine. They probably go hard too. Okay. Someone said, let's get Willie on the show. One of my bosses, I don't have Willie's cell phone number.

I don't either. Let me check. I don't think I have it. Does anyone have Willie's contact? Anyone ever Willie's house once? And Willie was not living in his house. He was living in his bus. Because that's where he spent his life.

Like, touring on the bus. The bus is parked right outside his house, and he says he never goes in the house. Did you smoke weed with Willie? No, we have to talk about this. I know. I remember it's always been a thing. It's a regret in my life because I don't do drugs. so I and I had just started my shift

when I was working. I've never done weed out of there but you consider weed as drug now. It's illegal. It's illegal. It's only illegal some places. But where he was it was illegal. Where I was was illegal and I just started my work shift and we sat with Willie for about like 20 minutes

and out of nowhere here came his thing. You know, the joint and he passed it over to us and I had a decline and it was the most it was like as soon as I said I'm good Willie, thank you. He was, I just looked like, what am I thinking? This is the only chance. I have ever in my life. But, yeah.

We had a friend who smoked weed with Snoop Dog once. woke up in his car like two days later. Didn't even remember it. Yeah, it was blackout. Uh-oh. That's not good. No. He thought he was fine and then he's like, nope, I'm pulling in his parking lot and falling asleep. Can't tell you a story about weed?

Yeah. Because I don't have any stories really, because I've never touched weed or I've never smoked a cigarette, never drank a beer. I just haven't because I don't feel like I could do it in moderation. Not judging it. I personally think it should be legal because it grows from the ground. around, what do I care? As long as you're not doing it and hurting people, what do I care? Yeah.

Here's my problem with it, because I do have a problem with it. What? First of all, I think the alcohol is worse than weed. Okay? Yeah. Never had out of one of them. It's amazing to me that one can be illegal and one's legal. Yeah.

Okay. Here's my problem. Whenever people smoke weed and I leave because I don't feel comfortable around it, I don't even like being around drunks. They stick the same thing in their mouth and gets passed around. That's disgusting to wear. That's what bothers you? Yes.

Oh my goodness. I was like, what is this? Just because they share it? Yeah, lunchbox. If we all took like a piece of paper and we all put in our mouth, I put it in my mouth. I'm not scared. It's like sharing a straw.

That's disgusting. No problem. That's why I don't do weed. Yeah, okay. That's why. And do you call it doing weed? Sure. That is why I don't do marijuana.

Yeah. It's a very, I mean, listen, country music's a very marijuana culture. Like almost, the most artists do it. Most people, it's so weird that ones, it's a, it's a, legal to me. Well, it's starting to not be that way. They did this thing. More songs about country music have we didn't need of the format.

Really? More than hip hop. More than hip hop. Hip-hop's moved on. You mean references? They moved on. They're singing about hydrocodine. Oh, wow. Oh, like purple drink. Like things like that. They're progressive. Like, look, the biggest songs, like Al Dean's, yeah. Al Dean's, uh, song, it's like, little more, I want a little more jack in my coke now. A little more smoking in my smoke now.

It's not a cigarette. No. And then we all did smoke in the same thing. I know Blake Shelton's, it took me a minute, but I finally, the Colorado high. Yes. Hit me like a Colorado high. Yeah, I was like, a long time I was like, what? Like the altitude?

That's what I thought. No, no, no. But double meaning. Okay, don't mean. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. That's not cigarettes. Cigarettes are disgusting to a lot of people and they still smoke weed. That's right.

I have a friend who never smoked weed ever. And again, I would just like something to chill me out, I guess. but first of all smoking anything, heat in my lungs, just feels like crazy. But he was like, I never tried it. And he said I took one of those vaporizer machines and put a rag over my head. To me, I just picture an old photographer going,

okay, do I'll take some picture in three, two, push. And he was like, it did it, and it felt amazing. He was like, you should do it. You could sleep. You could actually rest and be healthy. Anyway, I have no drug. I watch Narcos. That's not even about weed, is it?

It's about cocaine. It's cocaine. It's cocaine, but I'm sure they like that stuff. Yeah. Like lunch said, coca. Yeah, thanks lunch. I'm just telling you what's about. When's Arcos is coming back?

I just got a message here. From? Go ahead. I'm not going to say who it's from. Okay. Are you generally around for the next few hours? X big show may want to talk to you to speak on Willie, but I'm not hearing it's confirmed yet. Again, this, there are.

a lot of fake deaths to happen. If this is fake, which right now we're leaning toward it is, this is the biggest one we've ever had. Mm-hmm. Hmm. It's so big that I'm starting to think, what if there's something to it?

Mm-hmm. So, yeah, anyway, I guess with Willie, you talk weed. I mean, you talk about a lot of life that's, like, he's been trucking, man. He's just been so relevant in our life for years.

Yeah, he's been awesome to me. How old is he? 80 something. I feel like he's 150. Yeah, you know, why? Because we've never seen him not old. Good point. That's why.

I've never, I've seen pictures. Even when he was really young, he looked old. But in our life, he's never been not old. You're right. This is crazy. Angry customer went into a chick-fil-a in Jacksonville. They posted videos of the incident because he went in, ordered some nuggets. The nuggets were cold.

He was ticked off. He starts arguing with the workers. It locked the doors. That's why I started beating on the glass door. Broke the handle. Went in. There are straws everywhere. Like, what's up with people on their fast food and getting so angry about it?

I don't know. I think it's other things in life. They're hangary. Yeah. That too. That's what it is. They're so hungry and they just lose control. Yeah, I don't think hangary makes me do that, though.

How angry are you? Stress in life and they want to use the food. to help with their emotions. I don't think it's that. They're just freaking crazy. Okay. Like your nuggets are cold, so you bust into a door and break things. Yeah.

It's not normal. There's a car. It's the new Audi. So if you have the money to buy an Audi, it will tell you exactly when your light will change and go green. What? I say Audi. Is it Audi? You know what?

You know I'm tired of you making fun of my accent. I don't know. No, no, no. Wait a minute. I'm asking. Oh. Amy got me this morning hard. She laughed in my face.

We were talking about antenna? I said it was cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cute, cute. I said your accent comes out with the word antenna. That's cute. So say antenna. Stop it.

Say it. We were walking out because what were we talking about this morning? Antennas on TV. We were talking about how millennials didn't know you could stick an antenna. Thank you. On top the. And get free TV with the antennas. And we're walking out.

Amy goes, hey, I just want you know, I think it's cute when you say antenna. Your accent comes out. Stop making fun the way I say stop. I'm not making fun of you. I'm asking. I grew up in the South. How do you say it? Antenia.

I say just how you do, antenna. He says antenna. Antana. All you guys suck. Like that you just let me meet me. No, it's fine. I wasn't making fun of it. You were.

Guys, if someone says something's cute. I don't know. I'm wondering, have I been saying Audi wrong? Like, is it not an Audi? Is it an Audi? Because he's an Audi. You say antenna? No, he goes Antana.

Whatever the case says. The thing is, in the car, it tells you when the light's going to turn green. There's a clock. It goes, doot, do it. Well, that's genius. It will also tell you when you're getting close to a light, so you know how much time you have to make it to the light. What kind of car?

I don't know. He said Audi, but I think it's Audi. Okay, I didn't know. I don't know how you say it. You know what's right? I don't know. Everybody out there that's like me and you grew up in the South and you say Southern things, we have to stick together because there are people in this world

that don't understand our culture. Stop. But those Audi things are nice, right. I think Audie is a southern thing. I think it's just, am I saying it wrong? Yeah, whatever. But antenna, that's cute. I hate being told that's cute.

Why? There's a tweet out. What? That says, according to Willie Nelson's management, the rumors are not true. Okay. Yeah, for the record, we never thought they were true. Yep. While everybody else is reporting it, running with stories, we're the ones going,

we don't think it's true, and we know people who know Willie, and he was on a plane back from Hawaii. We have sources. There you go. Stop it with all your death rumors. I'll tell you what, though. that's a good one. Like, there's a strong one. Those death rumors usually I don't believe.

You believe it for a second? Whenever one of the major news outlets is contacting me going, hey, we need to talk about this. Yeah, you're thinking about it. That's a pretty big fake news story. Like, who started that? Let's start our own. Who do you want to kill off? Who do you want to kill off?

So much to choose from. I know, right? Well, there's, oh, that's a good one. So many of us. So many options. The Babbon Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So BuzzFeed asked people about

like when they wash their hands and stuff. And I'm bringing up this because last night during cooking with Amy, tons of the stuff on Facebook Live. People were dissing me about touching stuff and then not washing my hands. But I did wash my hands before I started cooking. But I had to reach into my spice drawer to get a spice

and then they'd be like, you didn't wash your hands. He said dwarf. Oh. That's how I say. Dwar. Is it cute? No. Okay.

Because I told you the way you were saying Antana was cute. I wasn't being rude. Now you're just being rude. No, I'm not. You say Antana? He does. Like Joe Antana? Yeah.

That's Joe Montana. Okay. Yeah. What's the question you're talking about? I'm changing your story. Okay. I read a story from BuzzFeed saying that 93% of people admit to washing their hands before cooking. Okay.

You should. That's a pretty high number. I think that was higher than normal. They admit it? Yeah. they say they typically do. And then 3% say they don't really worry about it. Yeah, I'm happy with that 93% number.

It's never going to be 100, but you give me 910 people to wash their hands, I'm in. Yeah. By the way, cooking with Amy, in case you don't know, it's a Facebook show that Amy did yesterday. If you only go watch it, it's still up there on her Facebook page. What else you got? Yeah. Okay. So Larry King says that he would love to get the first post-prison O.J. Simpson interview.

I wonder if O.J. call, I was like, Hey, I want to come on your show. Would I talk to O.J.? Yeah, would you. Because you know, Lunchbox had a chance to interview him. I wonder, though, because I think he's a murderer. Right. So why wouldn't you want to interview a murderer?

I don't know that I want to talk to somebody, though. I think in brutal cold blood killed a woman and another dude. I mean, it's not glorifying him to interview him. Kind of it is. Kind of is. You think that's going to happen on this radio interview? I feel like you have the power to do it, yes. Your interview skills are so good that you can open people

up to say stuff that they would never think they could say. No chance. It lasts about five seconds and I would get ticked off and he'd have to leave. I don't think I would do it. Yeah. I think, again, I'd like to know what it was like in prison if they treated him a certain way, but then I'm like, why do I care? I feel like he killed someone.

I feel like killed two people. Sure. So why do I want to talk to a doucheback who I think murder people? Like, I think that would probably weigh in me a little heavier. So you think it's glorifying him by giving him these interviews? I think it would be tough for me to do. I think other people can. do it. I'm not judging them.

I think everybody's got their own personal set of boundaries. And listen, I don't have, my boundaries is far apart. Yeah, it'd be tough for me to do because of that. And listen, if Larry King wants to, great for him, I'm not judging. Yeah, who would you see O.J. I mean, I guess Larry King would.

Howard Stern. Oh, okay. That'd be the greatest. That'd be awesome. What else you got? How many trophies do you think you had when you were a kid? None. I was terrible everything. I had quiz bowl trophies and that's about it. No sports trophies. Okay. Really? Well, this one, NFL running back. Dude, do you know Leonard

Fortunette? Fortunate? He played at LSU. Tell me how to say it, because I don't know how to say it. I'm sure you say it's fine. It's cute. It's cute how you say it. Yeah. Go ahead. Okay, so he had 700 trophies from his childhood. Clearly, this guy was a baller athlete. And you know what he decided to do with them? He decided to melt his trophies down and make them into barbells so he could work out with them. That's pretty cool. If I melted it all my trophies, I have a penny. He had a little beanie. What else you got?

Well, in case you were into the whole FBI director, James Comey, situation, he has evidently signed a $2.5 million book deal, and I would read that. Yeah, I'm into that. So they came to me, because I'm writing the second book, and they're like, hey, we have to think of a title for your book, because someone had already named their book what I was going to name mine. And I was like, because I was wanting to name something funny. Yeah.

And this whole book's about screwing up and it's okay to screw up. And I wanted a title Accidental Boners. But like a mess up. That's funny. I know, but it's like what I feel comfortable saying it. And then would I feel comfortable going to the bookstore looking for it. Yes, I would. That would make that person.

No, no. I don't need to go to Barnes & Noble and be like, excuse me, I'm looking for accident. We got another one, boys. But honestly God, that's the conversation I had yesterday. is that can we title the book, accidental boners? Because a boner is a mess up. I get it.

Is it? Not just an erection. That's funny because you go up to the guy at Barnes & Noble like you say, and it's a guy working behind the counter and be like, hey, man, you got accidental boners? Stop! But, but it's also a title that pops out. Like my name, Bobby Jones is stupid.

I hate it. Yeah. But people hear it and go, what is a Bobby Bones? What is it? Yeah, like, what is it? Is it a pirate? Is it a, like, my name's stupid. But it sticks out.

So, anyway. So is that the title that was already taken? No. No, no, no. No one used accidental boners yet. So now that one's on the table because the original one is already used. Yes. Are you out of one to ten, how much are we considering this?

My favorite so far is accidental boners. I just don't know if I can use it. Because it's like a bonehead move. Boners? Yes. It's like mess up in life. Okay. All right.

You know what the funniest part of this whole thing was? When you said the title, pops out. Oh my gosh. Y'all are so immature. But see how people talk about it? I mean, that is hilarious. Yeah, I get it.

People spit their copy on their keyboards right now and they aren't that. That is so funny. Can I name my book accidental boners? Absolutely. I mean, can you? Yeah. Should you? Everybody's had an accidental boner.

No. We have not. Yeah. Oh, you've had plenty of it. Just a day. Oh. Yeah. No, I do those on purpose.

Oh, you do purpose boners? Purposeful Whatever I made me That's my pile That's your bones On a Bobby Bones show That's it

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