The Bobby Bones Show - Zac Brown Band in Studio & Amy’s Awkward Couple Massage

Episode Date: May 16, 2017

Zac Brown Band in studio to talk about new music, Amy gets an awkward couple massage and Lunchbox celebrates two years of marriage Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, good morning. Welcome to Tuesday show. Late night for me last night. I was with Zach Brown Band in New York doing their I heart theater. And that was really good. But I'm a little droosy today. Let me ask you a question, Amy. How, by the way, Goodmore in studio.

Morning. Thank you. Let me ask you a question, Amy, about your dog. Okay. Because my girlfriend's been watching my dog while I've been away. And she's like, hey, I think we need to brush your dog's teeth. And I've never brushed my dog's teeth. I have given him the treats that you chew on that's supposed to clean your teeth.

Yeah. But I've never, like, brushed the teeth. And then she sent me a picture of my dog's teeth. And they look like dog's teeth. They get like good. But do you ever brush your dog's teeth like a toothbrush? No. And my dog's teeth are disgusting.

And I think about it. And one time I did buy a doggy toothbrush. rush, but she was, I couldn't even get to like one, two, she was not having it at all. I'm like you. I bought the treats before that supposedly clean the teeth, but, yeah, I don't. And when I think about how old my dog is, I'm like, that's disgusting. Oh, yeah. I did, I got online and did, like, WebMD, like, they'll diagnose us humans, but they also

tell you how old your dog is based on body weight and age. And my dog, according to WebMD, and I posted it over the weekend, is like, 78 years old. And so think of a 78 year old human that's never brushed their teeth and going in for the first time. Yeah. Because that's basically what it would be like with my dog. Ew.

But think of that same human eating treats that cleaned his teeth. Does that matter? Yeah. I don't know how effective those are. Yeah, I don't either. I may take him to the vet next time. I mean, say, hey, would you mind cleaning his teeth? I think they have to, like, put them under to brush their teeth, don't they?

What? I don't know. Maybe that was just my vet trying to charge me extra. Because I was like, no, I'm good. My dog has a limit when I come to the vet, so we'll pass. Because Amy's husband gave her a limit, like $500. Yeah, ever since we got her. Anything more than that?

And it's no more doggy. Yeah, but now I feel like he's so in love with her that he would do whatever. But dang, now she's getting so old that maybe he won't. I don't know. Wow. I know. What about the dog and the kids when the kids move in? Well, we used to think four years ago that we would probably have to have.

to get rid of her because they were younger and they're not used to dogs and then also she's not used to kids but now that she's four years older she's not as rambunctious as she used to be she's definitely elderly and then the kids are older so I feel like we're good we actually had this talk recently and we're good we're going to test it out see how it goes and keep the dog you're going to test it out yeah if it doesn't go commit you're going to test it out well obviously the kids come first if something happens we need to have a plan and I think my husband's dad is going to take the dog. Okay.

That's a good plan if it doesn't work out. Yes, keep it in the family, but, you know. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A nine-year-old boy named Carl donated 3,500 comic book to deployed soldiers. He runs his own comic book site called Carl's Comics. He reviews them. People were sending him to review.

He saved them all up, sent them all overseas to soldiers deployed. All of them, all 3,500 of them. So I see you. That's awesome. Nice job, Carl. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories.

It's producer Raymond in New York City and out of control horse collided with a taxi. Luckily, the horse didn't have any major injuries and the rider was okay as well. In other news, Loretta Lynn has left the hospital and is doing great more than a week after she had a stroke. Her upcoming shows are still going to be postponed. And finally, the global cyber attack. It hit more than 200,000 hospitals, corporations, and government. agencies at 150 countries.

FedEx was hit as well, but the situation so far in the U.S. is under control, which is the good news. Amy, what did you do yesterday? Ooh, I got a massage. Yeah. And I did yoga, and I walked a dog, and I hung out with my husband, and that's it. Work? How's that going with your husband?

What do you mean? Not like your general marriage. I'm saying like, because he's here. He's not deploying because of the kids. kids, they could come home at any time. Yeah. So he's just the house chilling? No, no, he has stuff he's working on.

No, he has stuff he can do, like, state side is what we call it. Yeah. So, no, he's keeping busy. And if I go to yoga, he goes to the gym. He used to go to yoga with me, but he hasn't been wanting to go lately. Yeah.

I'm like, maybe I should get him some man tights like Bobby and he'll want to go. I have two pair now. Dang. I'm black pair and then a Spider-Man pair. Yeah, no, that's legit. Yeah, kind of legit. But people think you're way better than you are.

So then they expect you to be better when you walk in. It's like playing basketball and you show up with the really new nice ball in a pair of Jordans and then being terrible. Yeah. That's why I feel like going to yoga in like high-end yoga clothes because I'm awful. Well, especially if you look like Spider-Man. Yeah, they think I'm about to be Spider-Man on the yoga mat. So I was at, I guess still am in New York. Yeah.

So we did the Zach Brown, I-Hart Country Theater last night. They are so good. Like, it's just crazy how good they are. and there's so many of them and it was just a really good show last night Get your bones on Bobby Bones show All right tell me something good time

Time for your positivity I'm so thankful you're here with us So we're going to spread some good news now I'm gonna go first Are you familiar with the band The Offspring? Yeah Like Pretty Fly for a white guy

They have other songs They're actually I like a lot more than that But that was like their biggest commercial hit Okay even like this one I won't pay, I won't pay a job. So Dexter Holland is the lead singer. He was always super smart. And he was like, he's like, he just completed his Ph.D.

In molecular biology. Wow. He graduated from the University of Southern California with his degree. He published a dissertation. He's been pursuing his PhD, but he put it on a whole because of his band. Yeah. And they sold millions of records, but they went back and got it. Wow.

I love that. Then the band's going back on to our recording. That's crazy. Yeah. Gotta keep them separated. And then on the side he's all molecular biology. Crazy, right? Amy, you're up.

So a report from 2016 counted that there was 10,730 homeless people in Seattle. So Amazon decided they wanted to help and do something. They're building a new high-tech facility. It's like a six-story building. And they're giving 47,000 square feet of the space to something called Mary's Place, which will house homeless people. Wow. Isn't that cool?

That is cool. 65 families will be able to live there. Lunchbox. There's this 30-year-old guy, lost his job at the end of last year, been trying to find a job, can't find one, buys a powerball ticket, wins $50 million. Bam. That's good news.

That is amazing. He doesn't have to work ever again. That's good news. Awesome. The thing is, my only thing was, if you're out of a job, should you be buying lottery tickets? Probably not. Hey, you're down on your luck and the numbers.

So press it even more? Yeah. Right? That's what I think. Whenever I hear that, like, couldn't get a job. Like, should you be buying lottery tickets when you can't get it? I mean, he got lucky he won the odds of him winning or not. His investment worked. I'm happy for him. You know what?

Yeah. Although, there's a show's like, you know, I won the lottery and it ruined my life. This guy's opposite. All right was ruined and I won the lottery. Ryan in Ohio. Hey, how are you? What's happening, buddy? Not much. I just wanted to see, you know, what you guys had any advice.

in the studio for an interview. I have my first interview tomorrow, and I'm out of college about three years, but the job that I had didn't really need an interview, so I want to see if you guys had any advice. So it's your first ever interview? Yeah. Like ever, okay, cool. So, yeah, yeah, I got to, first of all, you got to find the right song.

It's like, I mean, it reminds me like high school football. You got to have the right song. Or before we go on stage or before I, you know, before I go on, you got to have the right music. And it's always Seven Nation Army, White Stri. Like before you go in In the car In the car

Find it I are ready While access Get ready While you're getting dressed You gotta get pumped up Like this And then the key to going in

For an interview Is going in And being Completely like I already own this thing Like it should be my job already And not cocky But confident

And go in and ask a lot of questions Like you're interviewing them Be like, hey, so let me ask you about this. If I come and I start working here, how do we, are we going to do this on day one? How are we going to do this on day, you know, things like that? Like, you go on and ask questions, prepare your questions? They're going to be like, whoa, this guy is so prepared. He wants to ask me questions?

Like, that's how you go on. That's how you win an interview or over. Okay. Let me give you another tip of advice too, another piece of tip. Wait, whatever. Another piece of advice. Another little tip. Uh-huh.

Go, and this is crazy. You're going to think I'm crazy. but you should go on interviews that you don't have any interest and get in the job. Oh, to practice? Yes, because imagine that you haven't been on a date in four years. Okay, because that's what the interview is like, the first date.

An interview with a prospective employees like a first date, maybe you get a second interview, maybe you get a job. You know what I was there, a job? So, if you go on other interviews, it's like going on other dates, you just get better at it. And so when you do finally get a spot in one of the jobs that you want,

you're kind of already comfortable in your own skin. And you can practice that. So that's just a tip outside of this one situation. Wow. So all I'm going to say is, Ryan, go in, ask a lot of questions about the job, and they're going to be like, okay, cool. Wow, you're already so prepared that you're asking us questions. And I think that would put you at ease a little bit more.

All right, good deal. Thank you guys. All right. Take some deep breaths. Good luck. Jam out. But the big key's jamming out. Everything, it's just jamming out.

This is the job interview song. This is that. This story of This story comes to us from Baltimore, Bobby Bone Show Boney Head Story of the Day This story comes to us from Baltimore, Maryland.

A 19-year-old student at Johns Hopkins University has been arrested after he made a bomb threat to get out of finals. Oh, no. It was finals time, and his friends, they woke up, and they're like, man, how funny would it be if you called in a bomb threat and got everybody out of their finals?

He's like, okay, I'll do it. Oh, no. So he called it in, and they called it all on security camera, and they were able to trace his cell phone. Boom. Busted. You have to be smart. You're supposed to be smart to go to John Hopkins University. Wow.

Dang. Yeah, so I don't know. I doubt he'll be in school next semester. And, yeah, bad news. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

Dr. Oz in the studio in about 10 minutes or so. I want to ask him about these parasites and sushi. I want to ask him about sleeping with my dog. I want to ask him about the sleeping app. I want to ask, I got lots stuff to ask Dr. Oz. So much. It's rare that we get to have Dr. Oz in studio. So that's coming up in like 10 minutes or so.

Now Morgan has her own medical issue. Morgan is our head producer. She's in the classroom. Not on the air a lot, but if you go on social media, you'll see her sometimes. and I was looking at her Facebook page and her face, Morgan, your face is burnt up. I'm so sunburned that I

honestly thought about going to the doctor later today. What happened to your face? Because it looks like you've been burnt, burnt. Yeah, so the first day on my beach weekend trip, I wore sunscreen and I had an allergic reaction to it. So the second day I was like, oh, I won't wear sunscreen.

Worst idea of my life. I fell asleep on the beach for like two straight hours. And And the left side of my face was literally, it's swollen up. Yeah, it hurts so bad. I was, yeah, it just. You got to see this, man. It's crazy.

If you go to our Facebook page and look at yesterday's early morning video, Eddie Macea something again today too, but holy cow, look like you ran it to a pole with your face. Some listeners suggested I put white vinegar on it, and I did, and that did help a little bit. So shout out to that listener. Can I make a suggestion? wear sunscreen. Bologna.

Oh, I've heard of that. Everybody knows this. It's an old Arkansas trick. Take down a sunburn. Put baloney on my face? Yep. Put it on your face. I'll try anything.

Check back in tomorrow. And tea bags. And tea bags. So do both of those and let us know it goes tomorrow. We'll do. All right. There's our producer. Her face is burnt up like crazy.

Speaking of summer and shorts, like I'm 37 years old. I still dressed like a 15-year-old half the time of my life. I have two ways to go. Is it just like a 15-year-old or I dress really well? Like a nicely dressed gentleman. I don't have a middle ground and I've got to buy some shorts.

The only shorts I have are like shorts that go below my knees or like jeans shorts with holes all in them. Like I think I'm Sam Hunt or something. Jorts. Not Jorts because Jorts are like jeans that you cut off. Oh. Okay, well yours aren't cut off. I thought they were. No, they're not cut off.

But I do have them. I do like jorts. But I have to like find adult shorts. And that's a hard thing. I'm in this weird place in my life where I kind of have dressed a little older. Well, so you said you have some that are past your knees. Like where does it fall in the leg that makes it adult? I like a little above the knee.

Because I'm like 1997 style. Oh no. I don't think I bought shorts in like 10 years. No, I don't wear cargo. I never wore cargo shorts. I don't think. But I got to buy some TV shorts. I made some shorts.

Facebook has all the offers though for clothes. Do you guys ever just go on to your own Facebook page and see what they suggest to you because they're like illegally wiretapping us or whatever? No, not really. Oh man, it's the best. Like, I'm totally into it because they give the best recommendations. Now, why?

Because they're spying into all of our lives, but they give the best recommendations for clothes. Like, I was on there yesterday and I was like, I like that. So I clicked it and I bought a shirt. I was like, oh, I liked it. And then I realized they know what I like because they watch every move I make. For sure.

Are we all cool with that tradeoff? Yeah, I am. Yeah. The Bobby Bones Bobby Bones show Dr. Oz in studio a little bit and the entire

Zach Brown band that hung around this morning they'll be in studio a little bit here's a study for you smarter people

have a lot less friends I love this study the greatest study ever heard of I knew you would I was like great

and now he's going to be like told you I was smart researchers found that intelligent people are less likely to have fun

socializing wow I must be so smart because I hate socializing, especially socializing with people who are less intelligent. Especially that. I didn't read that line. That's funny. This leads to smart people having a very small social circle.

Composed people that are downward in their intellect having large social circles. Dang, we get to hang out with you every day. We're so smart. We don't really hang out. I mean, yeah, we hang out. What? What were you about to say? We don't really hang out that much.

I have a smaller social circle than this. What are you talking about? It's very limited. You and your... dusty? Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't even like to tell you about it. It's so small. Oh, is that not?

Yeah, yeah, it's very small. Okay. Little circle of friends I hang out with. Got it. Mm-hmm. Did you guys see Ray's mom on Facebook? No. Ray doesn't have a Facebook. Ray is our audio producer.

Ray, do you know about this? No, but this is awkward already. Okay. What? What? What are you talking about? Ray doesn't have Facebook. Right.

Okay. Okay. So there was a picture posted of Ray or audio producer at dinner. It was Ray. Ray, his girlfriend, me, and my girlfriend, and we're all at dinner. And so this is what Ray's mom writes on Facebook. Ray, you haven't seen this, you swear? No, dude, I don't have Facebook.

I never heard of this. Raymond Thomas, I'm your mother, and you should have known... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that your name, Raymond Thomas? Yes. Okay. Raymond Thomas, I'm your mother and should have known you now have a beard, shouldn't I? What if I met you on the street and didn't recognize you?

Your mom's awesome That's why I don't have Facebook Right there, bud Wow Your mom's on the show page That is so awkward Her name's Vicky, right? Yes

Wow That's funny dude You need to tell your mom Like what's going on with your face I will Yeah I'll send her a peg All right There you go

Everybody on the show page Dr. Oz is coming in studio. He's standing out the window right now. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. In studio with Dr. Oz, which it's fun to have you in studio actually on the radio. Usually it's on the phone or I see you out somewhere. But I have to say, Dr. Oz, the craziest thing for me is, because I've seen you out three or four times, and you're the kindest guy, and you always am like, Bobby!

And I'm always like, how does he remember me? Because you're famous. You're good at what you do. I'll tell you, it is interesting as a physician. You're taught early on if you just respect people and sit next to me as you're talking to them about their health problems, it just means more. And I find that my own life,

if someone walks up to me and just recognizes that I exist, and it's the most valuable thing we give people is our attention. And so I appreciate what you do. I have a lot of questions for you. Take it away. So I was reading this story online about sushi and how they're warning Western culture now about all these parasites in suicide.

in sushi. Now, what do you know about this? Because on our show, we eat a lot of sushi. Well, sushi, if it's good sushi, is very safe because it's flashed frozen when it's taken off the boat, and that kills the parasites. But they don't freeze it all the way through sometimes.

If it's not high-quality sushi, the parasites can persist. Those parasites go into your intestines. They latch onto the wall of your intestines. They make babies. The next thing you have it, you have an issue. Now, the good side of parasites is you lose weight

because they chew up all the cats. all the calories you eat. So I remember years ago I did a show with Oprah. And Oprah's my partner on our show. And Oprah said, you know what? I wonder if I can get parasites. That's funny, Dr. Rothk.

We have a friend who got a parasite. She went to fork and then kept it because she said it kept her skinny. Oh, you're kidding me. Amy, true? Well, yes, she did like some of the parasites, you know, keeping her slim. But eventually, and we don't know that this is fact, but she now has diabetes.

And there's, I guess, been speculation that, She kept the parasite too long and it caused diabetes. I don't know if it caused diabetes. There's actually folks who are using parasites for medicinal reasons. I mean, think about it. Our bodies probably had parasites usually and, you know, other things we can't talk about on air. So it's not all roses and wine. Dr. Oz in the studio with us right now.

I sleep with my dog, good or bad? Generally bad. Now, I'll tell you why. Most people can't sleep as well with the bed with them. So do you sleep high quality sleep? I don't get high quality sleep. Anyway, I have super anxiety. I'm anxious anyway.

Yeah. Well, I mean, if the pet makes you comfortable, so you get better sleep than you would have, I'll go with that. But most people don't realize how much pets disrupt their sleep. The pets, they want to be cozy with you. They get into your face. They wake you up at three in the morning. Well, that's not, you're not supposed to get up at three in the morning. So I tell most people, find a way of keeping your pets away from you until you want to be with them at nighttime.

Rest of the day, play around. Dr. Oz is in the studio with us now. I found this app. It doesn't matter what the name is, but I have trouble sleeping just generally. And it's what this app does. And see if you can explain to me why it works. Because what the app does, it says a scenario, and for seven seconds you think about it,

and this is another scenario, and I tend to fall asleep when this app starts to play it. Well, there are a couple ideas, like you mentioned, that I work with on visualization, hypnosis, and something called cognitive behavioral therapy, which is a big word basically saying, you've got anxiety. You're worried about what's going on during the day,

and your brain can't process it if you don't relax enough to let it. So cognitive behavioral therapy, and the tools like you're mentioning where you serially look through different types of visualization, really, really work well. And most people don't sleep well and don't address it

because they don't think they can. I'm here to tell you without any question. You can fix your sleep. The vast majority of people can sleep a lot better than they do, but you've got to work at it. We think it comes naturally. It doesn't.

You have to work asleep. You don't fall asleep. You glide into sleep. And the tools like you're mentioning probably make a big difference. Back in the studio with Dr. Oz. So you won your 90s. Emmy. That's a lot of Emmy. How many years? You won nine Emmys and how many years?

In eight years. My biggest competition you should know is my daughter Daphne. She hosts the Chew. Yeah. So, you know, the deal was that whoever lost had to cook a meal for the winner. And since I can't cook, she was going to lose that no matter what. But we decided to go in an In-N-Out Burger, which you don't have in Nashville. It's mostly in the West Coast, but these burger joints. So we celebrated in our formal wear at a fast food joint. So you already ate, you went and did it already? Yeah, we just, we'd say, The awards were last week. But you've already celebrated with your daughter.

I've already celebrated. Was it the first time you ever ate in and out? No, it's the second time. I ate years ago. But my wife and my daughter are big fans. And they're vegetarian. My wife's vegetarian. So they make vegetarian versions.

You can customize whatever you want in these places. And I think people always say, I can't go there. And the TMZ guys were there and everything. The fact the matter is, if you're having a good time with your family, there is nothing healthier. That's why I love barbecue

because my son and I love barbecue. We can bond over it, but I'm not going to eat barbecue for breakfast. So the experience is healthy. Then there's nothing healthy. Our species, we're always willing to get together over food. Food has always bound us together. The problem is some people think they can only bind together over food. And that's not true.

You don't have to have food, but it sort of smooths the process. Let me ask you a question about today's show, because I was looking at it. And find Dr. Oz's a show today. And so it's about who do you see when you die? Now that, just the subject of the show, I'm like, wow, but what does that mean? Like, what are you talking about? So, as a heart surgeon, that's what I do. So one day, a week I operate.

I once in a while have cases that go poorly and the patient almost dies. Sometimes we lose them, but a lot of times we'll pull them back from the brink, from the abyss of darkness that they would have fallen into. And their stories have always captivated me. And they seem to resemble each other. So on the show today, I brought together a bunch of people. who have died, and we say, when I say die, the doctors said they were dying and gone and couldn't be helped.

And then they bounced back for whatever miracle. And they share with our audience and all the things we know as doctors happen to your brain. Is it possible this can be explained scientifically or is just much bigger than that? And that's really the topic of the show. That's wild. How, let me ask this. This is my last question for Dr. Oz is in studio. And that show today, wow, I'm going to work.

I'm going to, is it, if I say I'm going to DVR, is that an insult to you or no? No. You know what? We're one of the most devoured shows around because I know people are at work. They can't watch the show. I value it a lot that you to take the time to tape it. Okay. So I'm going to DVR. I was going to say that out loud. Then I was an insult tonight. So I'm going to DVR that episode for sure. But my question is how does someone get you as their heart surgeon? Do they have to know somebody? Or is it random? And are they ever like, holy crap. I got Dr. Oz is my heart surgeon. Yeah. Sometimes it happens. And it's always amazing to me. I'll walk in see a family. And their family can't believe it was actually me. It was another doctor Ross. You know, I'm at Columbia University, New York Presbyterian Hospital. I've been on faculty, I was a professor there, you know, my whole career. And I don't want to stop. I love it. I love every aspect of it.

It's very fulfilling to look people in the eyes and realize each other that you're there for each other. You're going to be a help each other. And if folks have a hard problem, I always take care of them. I mean, I have partners that I work with. I can't do all the cases myself. But I have a great group of people and I chip in. I always have another partner with me because I'm making the show most days of the week. But Thursdays are my hospital day.

and I love going there. I'm not going to give it up. Are you more expensive because you're Dr. Oz from TV? No, actually I'm cheaper, believe it or not. Really? Yeah, because I don't do it for the money. It doesn't matter to me.

I do a lot of free care and I'd rather my partner's charged because, again, I'm well paid as we all are, and I'm very happy with that. But medicine's a calling. Doctors make money and they should. They work hard and they did well.

But for it to be fulfilling as a vocation, you would never do it for the money alone. it would be too taxing. It's worth it because you feel better every single day. That's why he went Emmy. That's why he went nine every eight years. Dr. Oz, yes.

Take care. Yeah, he's clapping. He's clapping. Yes, yes. I'm clapping. Thank you very much. Always appreciate talking to you. Take care, my friends.

Love you. It's the Bobby Bones show. There's a game called Madden Football, and they put somebody who had an awesome season the year before on the cover. It's an honor to be on the cover. Tom Brady's on the cover this year. So Brady's on the cover of,

mad in football. If they made a country music video game, who would you put on the cover this year? The Tom Brady. The Tom Brady of country music? Yeah, yeah. Wow. This is hard, so I'm going to go with Dirk's Bentley.

Oh, of course. Didn't see that one coming. I'm going to go with Carrie Underwood. Oh, okay. I'm going to put... It's a little sexism coming out of your voice there, Amy. Yeah? Yeah, because my brain was automatically going male,

and I'm kind of mad at myself for that. I'm going Carrie Underwood. think that she is entertainer of the year and had a fantastic year and put out number one after number one. So I'm going Carrie. Okay. Lunchbox, she's on the cover of Country. Well, since you took my girl Carrie Underwood, I will go with Eric Church.

Why? I think he puts on a great show. I think he cares about the fans. And I think he is country music. People love him. He goes out with no opener and says, you know what? I'll just do, take a break and go back and go, blah, don't know. And he's awesome.

That's true. Eddie? Oh, I'm going Luke Brian. He is the man in country music right now. Boom, boom. What would they do in country music video game? Would you start at a bar and build your way up? I love that.

You have to play small bars. You got stuff thrown at you. Yeah. You got to dodge it. It'll be fun. Let's go over to Amy with the 30 Second Skinny right now. Bobby Bone John. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 30 Second Skinny. George Strait launched a tequila line in Nashville. So far from what I can tell, it's only been launched in Nashville, but it's called Cardigo 1530. And it's supposed to be an impressive combination of five different flavors. I don't know much about tequila, but everyone seems to be dabbling in the alcohol business and country music these days. I need to start drinking just so I can throw the alcohol line.

Exactly. I mean, apparently there's money in it. Another Bachelor relationship has ended. Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell. They got engaged at the end of season 20. 20 and 2016, and they have announced their split. Did they do a reality show together? Yes.

Did I see them in eye heart test a lot? Oh, I thought they were so fake in love. I could tell it was fake. It's all fake. It's all fake. They'd be like, this is what they'd be like right now. What? They'd be like, cameras are on. Oh, baby.

All right, cut. I'll see you in a minute. That's what they were like. So I knew that one wasn't going to last. Awesome. Well, you called it. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.

BOMS, everybody's show. About half Americans are either canceling or scaling back their cable. And cable is so expensive. I don't watch what I pay for. It's like $100 a month. I don't watch $100 a month to TV. Because then I get Netflix. So I think I'm going to be part of this.

Yeah. Like really, I don't watch $100 for the TV. So I'm going to scale back. I don't know if I'm going to do it right now, but I'm going to scale back. It's kind of making me want to, too. Only sports is all I would be the thing that I watch live. Otherwise, I watch friends all day Or I go to sleep watching Nick at night and full house.

All that's on Netflix. That's my life. I get home from work and I turn on friends. And then I work and then when it time to go to bed, I turn on full house. And then on Sundays, when I get back from the road, it's Riba all day and I watch Riba and then I'll watch Golden Girls.

TNTV land. That's my life. Wow. I know. Are you sure you want to cancel your case? Yeah, because I can watch all those online. I'm joking. All the same thing.

Hey, by the way, big day today. I don't know if you guys know this, but today, May 16th, is lunchbox's two-year anniversary. Oh, yeah. How about it? Yeah, it is. Look at this guy. That's crazy. How do you guys deal with your cable?

Do you think you get all your money toward lunchbox? Oh, man. That cable will not go anywhere. We watch plenty of TV. We get our $165 worth of cable per month. Wow, 165? Listen, that is the most important bill in the house. Because that's all your bonding times, watch television?

Well, that's not our only bonding time, but we like to say, I mean, TV is very important. Like, I mean, I need the TV. Like, what am I going to do all day when she's at work? I'm going to watch some TV. What's she going to do when she gets home to relax? She wants to watch a little bit of TV with a little daddy, you know what I'm saying? Don't say daddy. Don't say daddy.

It's weird. It's two years. Yeah. And are you celebrating tonight? No, it kind of snuck up on me. Like, I didn't really plan anything. Oh, I thought you were a daddy. So I figure we'll cook a blue apron and then we'll sit down in front of the TV and take advantage of that cable.

And we'll watch a little basketball and yeah. Then we'll go for a nightcap. Bobby, why is he saying it like that? Because he's weird. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what some TV. I don't know.

Well, I'm telling you what I... You asked me what we're going to do if I have anything planned. That is all I have planned. Are you getting free Blue Apron yet or no? Yeah, I'm on that free train, thanks to Blue Apron. You just got it? Just got it. They gave me a little code and I went on to Blue Apron.com, typed it in and came to my house.

Because Lunchbox is... Listen, I endorse Blue Apron, and I use Blue Apron, but I endorsed them. Full disclosure. And so, but Lunchbox has been paying for it forever. And I was like, dude... You talk about him all the time. Let me at least get the meal. Lunchbox loves Blue Apron.

I think he was the first one of our show to get on Blue Apron. I mean, I love it. It saves us so many arguments, and it saves us from fighting and having to... Who's going to go to the grocery store and who's going to, you know, pick out the meal tonight? No, it's already there for you. Boom. Which one you want to pick? You got these recipes.

We'll take this one, boom. 15 minutes to prep. 25 minutes to cook. Yep, all right. And you let her pick. You're so nice. No, no, no. I pick.

And then... Yeah, and then we put in the oven. Do it on the stove. Walla, we look like chef something. Boyard D. What's it gotten into you this morning? Some's up. I don't know what it is.

He's high on marriage, two years. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that's true, that's true. He's in love. He's in love. When I saw the picture of lunchbox in the pink shirt and pink bow tie this weekend, I laughed out loud. Like, I laughed out loud.

Because this is the same guy who just would crush me for him bow ties for wearing pink, just would annihilate me on the air. Hold on. A, I have never seen you wear a bowtie in my life, okay? But if you did and I crushed you, then I had a right to crush you. But I don't remember you ever wearing a bow tie. Go ahead. And B, I wore pink because it was raising money for melanoma, which is cancer. And they were trying to do cancer awareness.

So they asked us to wear pink. All I'm saying is. As the emcee of the event, if I showed up not with you, wearing pink, it's kind of like, hey, I'm not really worried about Merit's mission. I'm just going to worry about if Bobby's going to make fun of me for wearing pink. So, I followed the rules. First of all, no. You didn't put that in your picture.

You just posted a picture of you in pink. And secondly, I was like, this guy used to crush me for wearing pink. That's all. Well, you wear pink by choice. You know what I'm saying? Like, I have a choice. When you go to your closet, you were like, man, pink looks good today. me I was like the invitation says please wear pink I'll wear pink so you went with a pink bowtie

yeah listen I liked it I thought it was great too I was just like this guy has complete turned I looked at it and saw 180 yeah it was like he used to wop my butt over this stuff and now all of a sudden he's wearing it and another thing I never whooped your butt yeah he did love it no there was no butt open that listen I do think it's I do think it's admirable you went and did the charity yeah thank you I mean I thought I looked good I looked sharp you And I mean, I got up on stage and I crushed it. You can't take compliment, huh? You just got to keep going with it.

Like, what do you mean? Just say thank you. Just say thank you. Thank you. Yeah, there you go. For being, my friend. I had some cheesecake yesterday. I'm regretting it.

Why? I just haven't been like in a good place emotionally for a couple weeks. So I've been eating pretty crappily. Yeah. Buh. Yeah. I don't feel good. Well, I know, but.

I get like a gut, like a punch. Yeah. You got to have those moments every once in while. You're so good at restraining from that stuff for like months and months at a time that every once in a while it's okay. I had cheesecake and I had ice cream. Oh. Oh. Are you all right?

No, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. And before people start speculating, that's nothing to do with my relationship. So that's not what it's about. Well, do you want to talk about what it does have to do with? Not right now. There's a professional thing and a personal thing both. In five minutes?

No, this isn't a tease. Okay. No, no, no. Yeah, you're going to talk about it next break? Work took me to dinner, though, because we're in New York. Yeah? And they were like, hey, get whatever you want. And I ate bread.

Ugh. I know. And I don't ever eat bread. I had a whole tray of bread. And then I did have some horseradish fish that was really good. But, yeah, it's not been good. Wow. Welcome to my life, like, once a month.

Oh, whenever it's time. Yes. My girlfriends might talk about it. I mean, we're just, it's like the same scenario. Like, sometimes you just can't be stopped. I mean, and then you add on if there's anything personal or work-wise that's stressful. Sometimes I can go a good two solid weeks eating like crap. Yeah, I'm hurting.

Listeners sending me all these stories, too, about how Saturn's and retrograde are something. Yeah. I'll talk about that later. People are nuts. Well, dang, I hope you get it all figured out. Yeah, me too I think it'll be fine Or I'll just, it won't be one of the two things

Whatever, it doesn't matter Life is stupid sometimes Yeah I know it is sometimes But it's just about getting through the stupid parts And get it back to the good parts Right now I'm in that lower my head part And just grind through it

So anyway, this is not a T, so whatever But I had ice cream And I had cheesecake And I had two Chai Lattees And I had bread Wow and I had two bars and I had a bunch I just I'm out of control let it all out this is your food diary

I know I don't I'm just remembering this and it's all kind of yeah I'm just not a good place do you ever write down what you eat I don't have to because I always eat perfectly oh today bing perfect tomorrow bing perfect no it gets annoying oh okay well okay what about the days you have ice cream and cheesecake and two chylates. That never happens until now. Okay. I'm going to implode. Both emotionally and...

Physically? Let me move on. Physically, I have like a gut. You bought all new clothes when you were super skinny. I know. I know. Tell me about it, Amy. That's the problem.

I weigh myself. I'm at 157 right now. I'm six foot 157. I'm about four pounds heavier than I need to be. I put on four... Whatever. You have all your hair. Yeah. I do.

Okay, you're good then. Oh, here it comes with the hair comments. You're good. You're good. Come on. Come on. I want to play Eddie's kids reviewing Woody Whitpecker. Anybody up for that? Of course. You guys tell me, I don't know anymore.

What's life, you know? Oh, my goodness. Come on, you got this. Let's do this. Somebody get this guy's knickers bar. As John Party would say to lunchbox, get the guy's knicker bar. All right, here is Eddie Jr. 9 and Eddie Jr. Jr. 3 reviewing Woody Woodpecker, the cartoon. All right, what do we just see?

Woody Woodpecker and the Mad Hatter. What did you think? It was funny. So I think these came out like in 1940s or something, so they're pretty old. Are these cartoons as good as the ones you watch now? The cartoon movies are awesome, but the cartoon shows we have right now are literally horrible. Really? So you think Woody Woodpecker matches up to them? Oh, it's better.

Woody Woodpecker is better than the cartoons we have now on TV? Yes, the cartoons we have now on TV, I don't like any of them. Good. You thought it was good? Yeah. Would you go to school and tell all your friends that you need to go see Woody Woodpecker? It's so funny. We can't.

It still doesn't let me say it. Oh, okay. Your teacher said you can't say it. How does Woody Woodpecker laugh? I mean, that's the first time he'd heard it. I'd say it's pretty good. There you go. There he is.

He rates it a thing. He rates it like, I mean, I couldn't believe he thought it was so funny. He thought it was better than cartoons now. I was watching it was like, this is so antique. I think your kid just latch on to things and just say it. You think so? Yeah. Well, the little one, he didn't care at all.

He was just like, whatever. This is funny, I guess. Does your little one like the same cartoons your big one does? No, no. A little one likes superheroes. He likes like Avengers, Hulk, all the superhero Batman stuff. And the older one, he likes more deep, like, cartoons. Like what, Up?

Yeah, he likes Up. He likes The Despicable Me's. He likes the Zootopias. He likes good storylines in cartoons. He doesn't care that they're animated. He likes the storylines. Has he watched many real movies at nine years old? No, I've been trying to get him to watch Hoosiers.

Remember that movie? No, he'll hate that right now. You think so? Yeah. Well, he was kind of into basketball, so I thought, like, a movie like that would get him kind of pumped, but I guess... It's too old school. You got to get him like Air Bud or... What's the movie with Michael Jordan in the cartoons? Space Jam. Space Jam.

Is that a good movie? Yeah, back in the day. Okay. Yeah. Well, I hope the kids are good. Oh, they're great, man. Then they loved Woody Woodpecker, strangely. Yeah, that's Eddie the dad right there. There you go, buddy. What's it like being a dad?

Oh, it's terrible. Wait, no. It's so exhausting. And you know what? It's worse being a mom. Yesterday I took the longest nap ever because Sunday was Mother's Day. I took care of the kids all day. Dude, it was brutal.

Wait, so you canceled out the fact that you took care of the kids? Like, that should be a bonus and you should just get back to normal. I did, but it was so exhausting that when I got home from work yesterday, I fell asleep for like four hours. Life's tough, huh? Brutal, man. Yeah. You'll never understand. I hear you.

I hear you. 44 days until Amy's kids get in. Amy, good luck. Yeah. 44. Hey, put that up. 44 days. Ding, ding.

Keep it up on the tracker. On the old tote board. Amy said they were tracking their kids yesterday, like the Santa tracker on Christmas. Yeah. Where you watch on the news and see where he is. 44 days. Amy's kids get here.

All right. Thank you. There's a conspiracy going around that Averill Levine is actually dead, and her body double has just taken her place. Like they don't want to lose all the money on her. So they had this girl named Melissa, who, by the way, Averill did hire to be her double to get the paparazzi away from her

and that Melissa's been posing as Averill for years. Now, you may remember Averill. So I've been reading all this news about it. And Averill Levine supposedly is dead and this girl Melissa has taken her place. So I would say probably not, but I think there's a chance. Mike D, our phone screener, has also been reading these stories.

What do you think? Any chance it's true? I think there's a chance, dude. If you look at like the little comparison, in their face, it could be there, dude. She also could have grown up a bit and become an adult and grown. But here's some other ones. Beyonce was never pregnant with Blue Ivy.

People say she used a surrogate as to not ruin her figure. Oh, yeah. Remember that one? Because there was a TV show she walked down on her belly, like just went, bleh. It was like a rubber belly. Remember that one? Yeah. There was like a clip.

We were like, whoa, that's our real belly. Here's another one. Stevie Wonder is not blind. Wow. What, Amy? I mean, that would be crazy if he wasn't lying. I know, right? Like, what?

That's crazier than Beyonce not having her own baby. These are all conspiracy theories. Lord is actually in her 40s. Katie Perry is John Bonnet Ramsey. What? Oh, my gosh. She looks like her. Yeah, uh-huh.

Based on evidence of people saying that Katie's parents look old like the Ramsey's and Perry looks like her, the kid. But yeah, she does look like her. Elvis is still alive. People always see it. And then Courtney Love, the conspiracy has hired one of Kurt Cobain's friends to kill him and instead of like a suicide. I've heard that one a lot.

Eddie heard that one? Yeah, that's sad. That sad to me. Oh yeah, I mean, the Jabbaon and Ramsey one's sad too. So weird. But really, you got to study up on this Averall thing. She was the coolest when she came out. She used to wear wife beaters and neckties And I was like, that's so skater That's so punk

You know how I geeked out on at the airport? Who? Kevin from Better Than Ezra That's awesome Exactly He's been in here on the show Mike Dudes from the airport And I was like, dude

And I went and stopped him right in the middle of all the people walking And I was like, dude, good to see you And he was like trying to get off the airplane And so I was like How are you? And he was like, it was really nice But I was total nerding out Amy, do you know any better than Ezra songs?

Yeah, my juicy song. Oh, that's right! Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's not even a big song of theirs. Oh, well, I love it. That's what I know.

I mean, I'm sure if you told me what else they sing, I know it, but... Let's see. Their biggest song is good. Uh-oh. It is... He's saying on the show here. Huh? Oh, yeah.

He came in. Here? Yeah. He sang it here? He was on our show? Yeah. It was totally. a selfish booking by me.

I do not even recall this. Uh-uh. To this word. Was I gone? Was that somewhere? No. To this word. You know that song?

Living with me. That's it. That's it. That's it. Mike, did you know that one? I don't know that song. Good. Good.

Yeah, good. Good. All right, Amy. Yeah, what else? I bet I had his CD back in the day. It's a band, better than Ezra. How about desperately wanting? I remember running through the wet grass.

Fall in a step behind. Remember that? Desperately wanting. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's good, huh? I remember running through the wet grass. That's it. Wow, okay, I'm a fan.

Kevin, what up? Yeah. There you go. And then there's a lot of songs. Anyway, I geeked out. Am I geeked out lately at all? No. No, not really.

You guys are so cool. Whatever. The Bobby Bones. I haven't seen my girlfriend in a few days. I won't see her until next week. I guess Sunday. But I'm kind of digging it. What?

Is that a weird thing to say? Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess you should explain yourself and maybe not, but. Like, space is good for me because I really enjoy it when we spend time together. Yeah, it makes you appreciate it even more. It's when we spend a lot of time together, I'm like, hey, maybe you should go home. because we only spend time together and we don't like always hang out and it's fun we hang it all the time but i'm able to be productive and then i look forward to seeing her again so do you feel like that's

advice you could give to some listeners it might be hanging out too much with their no don't listen to my relationship advice i'm 37 years old and single never been married no kid i'm a big old relationship loser wait you always have the best advice yeah but not for me i'll give you advice about you. Okay. Don't listen to do as I say, not as I do. Okay. But yeah, no, like I'm looking forward to seeing her again. Yeah, I just feel bad when she, because she listens to the show or she listens to the podcast and I just feel bad when she hears you say like, I'm kind of digging, not seeing my girlfriend for a while. But then you get super sweet and you say, but it makes me cherish the time I have with her. Nobody said the word cherish. Is that too strong? No, I do.

I enjoy her a lot, or I wouldn't be in a relationship with her. She's fantastic. But I do like the balance. Because I'm such an alone type person. I like my space, too. Go ahead. Do you think that she feels the same way, or she would soak up all the bobby time she could get, and it wouldn't bother her at all? You'd be honest?

Well, yeah? I think she would soak up all the bobby time. Dang. I know. Okay. I think she'd just eat it up, eat up like a cherry pie, you know what I mean? Okay So

I don't know what you mean But you and your husband are together I mean away for each other for months Isn't it awesome when you finally see each other again? It's so awesome But I wouldn't say that I am like I don't look forward to our time apart I don't look forward to our time apart

You sort of just said You've been apart for your girlfriend and it's awesome Wait a minute I think it's good for our relationship Okay For you, it's good for you You just said she would spend all the time with you Yeah yeah

I'm pretty fun It sounds like this is What Bobby wants No no We're both working. There's no choice. She's on the road and I'm doing the radio show and I'm all over traveling and doing blah, blah, blah. Okay.

Do as he says, not as he does, people. Yeah. I'll settle an argument now for you, Amy. Just for you. Go ahead. Let me give some advice. Go ahead. Give me a situation with your husband.

Okay. Well, actually, we did have argument about throwing dog poop in strangers trash cans. Like, you know, we take baggies on a walk. We pick up the poop and I normally carry it all the way home and put it. Tell me what you do, though. I want to decide without knowing who does what. Go ahead. Scenario A is you carry it and throw it in any given old trash can outside of its stranger's house.

Okay. Or you take it and you throw it in your own trash can. Okay. What is right and what is wrong? This is very simple. What? Is the trash can already on the curb? It's like you're walking in the people's trash can's already out there?

Yeah, you're not like going up in their yard. Yeah. Now go into the kitchen, drop it off or anything like? No, no, no. This is very easy. because you could just not pick to poop up and that's even worse.

If there's a trash can it's meant for trash you can throw the bag of they poop into the trash can and you're good to go. What? No. Oh, are you not on that side?

No, I'm the one that carries the poop all the way home and it's disgusting. Throw in trash can and would you mind if someone put it in your trash can if it was on the curb?

No, I wouldn't but I just figure other people might. Your husband is right in this one. Okay. The sage advice giver strikes again. All right, you win. Boom. I do like my girlfriend.

I just want everybody to know. All right, in studio right now with Zach Brown and the Zach Brown band. Hello, fellas. Hello, hello. That's like the hallelujah choir right there. Holy cow. Zach, how are you, bud? Good, man.

How are you? I'm good. I was listening to the record again. Let me say this. And I don't know why, even if you know, because you text me the record about a month ago. And I was like, why do you trust me that I'm not going to leak this thing? I was hoping that you would, actually. So I'd have to wait as long for it to come out.

So you didn't do your job. I'm always like, Zach's crazy, but sending me the record. All right, the record, Welcome Homes out. I have lots of questions about lots of things because I've been listening to this. I mean, I've had it for a bit. I've been listening to some of the songs. And without looking at the track list,

you have a song that is 2-1. Two places at one time. That's the song. I've got a couple of these here. Two places one time. Is that about, because you got quite the little nest of kids and a wife, and you got quite the family here of the band. Is that what that song is about, like,

having to figure out what your priorities are with that in life? I just wishing you could do both at the same time, being a gypsy and a nomad and then being grounded at home with family, and that's a really personal song, one of my favorites off of this record. Whenever you guys do a record, It all seems like every single record, a different story from how the records put together,

like it always seems like such a different type of project. Would you say that's, again, I'm just going from what I feel here. I don't read. Like every one of them seem to come out of a different place of like your heart or your spirit. This one here, you guys, I don't know, you guys go to Alaska and you sit around and like fight wolves or something for... Yeah.

Like you guys all go to Alaska and write songs? That's right? Yeah. We spent two different trips to Alaska this time writing and wrote the whole record for this album. First time ever, because normally we write songs however, whenever. We write them and then an album is the best collection of songs that we have.

But these were all intentionally written to be personal and to be kind of back to the roots. So some of these songs, because you go in, and you played one time through and that's it. Is that true, too? Like you just did it once? Now, does that mean you hear everything? We did it twice.

We did if we're doing a full live take, like all the best. We played it two times through and then kept the best one. So then let me ask this. Do you hear the imperfections? Yes. And it's good. I mean, it's human to have imperfections. You don't go in and fix that with the robot polishing machine that can change all the sound.

You know, it's interesting. My old man, it's like a really person. song and so at the very end of that he says my old man and I think you know in the studio you try to not get like think about your father or you know anything when you're playing the song because it's really easy because I don't know if you've ever heard anybody sing when they cry but it's not cool you know like it's pitch goes out the window tongue goes out the window you know what I mean it's just yeah so at the very end of that tune he says my old man and I think that's my favorite part of the whole

album is when he says my old man the very end because you could tell you like it kind of got to him a little bit and it's like a little bit rasping a little bit broken up and that's something you can't really conjure you know if you had to sing it over and over again you can't really conjure that

every time so you got to try to hold the magic in even if it's not perfect my old man on his hand dusty overall from my old man All right, here with Zach Brown Bam. So I watched you guys on Twitter.

That's pretty cool. The Twitter concert, did they pay you guys for that extra? That's what I wondered, or was that like something that is like exposure? I'm not asking how much, but they give you a nice little paycheck for that? We get to pay the same thing

that we're getting paid right now. So promotion for the record. I didn't pay anything. I'm just hanging out. Checks in the amount. But it was cool. I watched it, And I thought it was done really well.

Did you go back and look at it? I haven't. Oh, dude, you got to check it out. Like, even for me, because I'm a nerd about watching these online. And I always worry that the sound, that things aren't going to be right, especially for a first time. You saw and heard was all of our own in-house video and audio people. That wasn't Twitter. It was all Zach Brown Band and Southern Ground Studios.

Really? Yeah. And you don't want to go back and watch that? Did anybody else watch it? Go back and watch it? I don't think. Man, we had Mother's Day. Oh, man.

It's live. I don't know if there's a... We live it so much. And I always get like... It always makes me like a little bit self-conscious when I go back and watch myself. I don't love to do it because I don't... I just want to put myself into it when I go back and watch it.

I'm like, man, I don't know if I want to make that face right there at this point in time or whatever, you know what I mean? It's something that you can definitely overthink if you go back and analyze it all, you know? I start sweating. Well, I really enjoy the record. I enjoy all the stuff. I mean, it doesn't matter what kind of music that you guys put out. Like, I'm a big fan.

I love the... live shows pound for pound I think you guys put on the best live show. I don't have, I don't want to even respond to this, but I say quite frequently on a national radio show that you guys are the greatest country band ever exist. Don't reply it in any form. But that's at my heart. I feel like you guys are the best ever, like in the history of country music. From the songs to the live show to the instrumentation to like the real, like I'm a genuine fan and I've seen you guys in double digits. As I nerd out for a second, let me ask this question. You guys do fantastic covers as well. Do you guys switch them up?

I mean, are you switching them up? Yeah. When you think of covers to do, what motivates you? Because I've seen you do metal. I've seen, you know, you guys do whatever you want. We tried a bunch of Michael Jackson tunes. We tried you too. We tried.

Pro Jam, even Floby. We tried that one before. Yeah, we tried. I mean, really just going to like, what is that song that's going to make everybody, like, get off? I thought Michael Jackson was going to nail it. And we went through a bunch of Michael Jackson tunes. We even did the weekend, too. Like, we listened.

Oh, yeah. I love the weekend. I just saw him in Phoenix. He's bad. Yeah. Listen, I hope everybody keeps buying the record. I'm a big fan of you guys, as you know. Appreciate you guys coming in.

Congratulations, and I'll see you guys probably many times that gets obnoxious. But I appreciate it. And last night was awesome, and I'll see you guys soon. Thanks, man. All right, Zach Brown, band here in the studio. Be sure to go get a welcome home. Download it.

Nah, don't stream it. Just download it. They'll get paid. You're right. Right, boys. Cheers! Amy and her husband got a massage, which I think is a good thing because it was a surprise, right? Yeah, it was like Mother's Day 2.0. He just thought it would be something cool. I always try to ask him for couples massages, but it's not like one of his favorite things to go do, but we've done it, you know, a handful of times in our 10 years of marriage.

And he booked one, surprised it for me. And he's like, guess what? I'm coming with you. It's kind of our last, like, kind of something we could do before the kids come, you know? 44 days until Amy's kids get here. Yeah, because we're probably definitely not getting another couple's massage in 44 days. So you go. Now, I know that there's always... Yeah. I want a girl, masseuse. My husband and I both always want girls.

And he told me, he said, hey, don't worry, gave him a heads up that we both wanted girls. I'm like, perfect. And we're all in the same room. It's fine. Well, this has happened before in our handful of massages that we've had together where a guy and a girl walk out. And I'm like, oh, my goodness. There's the guy mazuse and the girl masseuse. And so I look at my husband and I know, I know, he'll just be like, well, I'll pass on the massage

today if he gets stuck with the guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He would just leave the room instead of getting stuck with the guy? Yes. He would be like, eh, I'll come back another time. That's funny. You just do your thing. I'll meet you on the other side.

I'm like, okay. So I just know, I have to take one for the team and I'll take the guy, even though I don't like guys, and he can get the girl. And I mean, I get it. Plus, he was sweet enough to book the whole massage for me as a gift. So that's what we ended up doing. Well, then we're like comparing. Are you naked?

Yeah. Well, I wear underwear. We both do. Okay, so he's not naked either. You guys don't get butt. I don't have a butt naked either. Some people do. We both wear underwear.

And then you have on a white robe and then you take it off and you crawl in. And they leave the room and they come back in. Yeah. So we're like talking afterwards and comparing notes when, you know, we're driving home. And I'm like, you're not going to believe this. I was like, but my dude, like, stuck his finger. Wait, what? You didn't have a dude person.

Oh, you did have the dude. I did have the dude. Is that weird that he, like, sees your underwear? I mean, he tucked the sheet into my underwear. That's weird. So, I don't know if he ever really saw it because it's like he took it. I don't know. Is that weird?

Is that weird from the, like, it's like he lift, it's like the sheet was over me, but the next thing I knew, he was, like, lifting up my underwear but tucking the sheet in it. That's what I mean. Listen, I don't know enough about being a masseuse. Okay. Well, that wasn't even the weird part, though, but saying it out loud and that feels weird. Yes, I had the dude. And he was massaging my temples and they moved down to my ears.

And then he massaged my earlobs. And I was like, oh, that's kind of nice. You know, whatever. And then he stuck his fingers in my ears. And I just thought it was so weird. And my husband was like, oh, my mom. my gosh like why did he do that i'm like i don't know interesting yeah it was weird so then he's like he's like well you when you were face down he's like you probably didn't even notice this but

my girl left the room to go pee oh where did you guys go is this like one of those special places no no no it was nice and he said she was kept apologizing profusely because i guess that just like should not happen, but it's an hour-long massage. I mean, I feel bad for them if they had to go to the bathroom, like, I would want them to go. But apparently it was an emergency, and she had to go, and she came back. And I was like, oh, how long was she gone? And he was like, I don't know, several minutes. But we still finished at the same time.

And all I could think about is that he got shorted. Like, she should have given him extra. And then he also said she did this awesome thing where she, the skin that's in between your big toe and your middle toe, The web? Yes. She like pulled it. What is happening? She pulled his webbing.

And squeezed it and pulled it and like put pressure if she had wide pressure there. And he told me that it was the best thing ever. So now I know. The night you pulled webbing? Well, I don't know. I haven't yet, but now I know that's something that he really likes. And we wouldn't have found that out if she hadn't have done that. So thank you.

You needed that new touch. Yeah. Anyway, it was really awesome, but awkward. The whole day. I mean, our whole experience was really great. But then when we were in the car, we were like, what just happened? But, yeah. Take a breath.

Yeah. That's funny. Good story, though. I do think that the underwear thing's weird Yeah, I didn't even think about that until you started asking me I would just be like, if I were a dude And it's dark in there, you know

Yeah, but not really Their eyes get used to it That's true That'd be weird Like I'd granny panty it up Me? Yeah, I mean I would go in like full 1920 swimwear

Oh well that's what you think I wear anyways Oh yeah, for sure it is Sometimes like Amy's beige Nude color It's nude. Yeah, her nude color underwear, it comes up half her back. It's in there like,

bleh-ha. It's supposed to be, you know, blend with the skin. Yeah. Nothing worse than nude-colored underwear. Okay. Beh. Anything else I'm going to talk about? Are we good?

Ray, should we go or no? Sorry, I couldn't stop laughing. My back. Thank you. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. M.R. Bobby Bones. Thank you. I was reading a story that guys don't actually like bachelor parties.

It says bachelor parties are socially the thing every guy has to do, but they're not enjoyable for most guys. In the study, a majority of guys are very uncomfortable doing the activities at the bachelor party, but they feel like they're forced to. Most hated the strip club. They drank more than they were comfortable drinking. They weren't proud of their behavior.

Most guys don't like bachelor parties. I think we'd just be honest with ourselves in this room, and I'll go first. I've never been to a bachelor party. So I don't know. I'm going to tell you a story. about dinner. Ray and his girl and me and my girlfriend were at dinner. And my girlfriend starts to tell me about the time that she went to a strip club in Las Vegas because it was like

a bachelorette party. And I was like, you did what? I'd never heard that story before. I don't even care, but she never told me before. She's probably going to kill me now. Yeah. But like a bunch that I went to Vegas and went and watched some puppetry of the... What? What show is that? There's puppets? No, but they do their whatever. Okay. So she was telling me the story and I was like, wow, but I've never been to a bachelor party.

So I would not like to go. I've never been to show club. It doesn't seem appealing to me. Eddie. So my bachelor party was pretty cool. We didn't do any of that. We drank a lot, no strip clubs, nothing like that. But I've been to somewhere like they've ordered them to come.

Oh, no. Dude, it's not, it's not comfortable. No, it's like, I feel like the. cops are coming any minute. Like this is so weird. Lunchbox, Bachelor parties. Absolutely love them.

Mine was amazing. We did all that. And then some. And then some? What? What's and then some? Yada yada. My friend Jimmy's got a baby.

And then the one I had, my buddies that we did, we had the ones where we brought them to the house. And let me tell you, that was the best thing I've ever been to in my life. Okay. I've had enough of that conversation. Like, I think that bachelor parties should just be like golf and poker. Yeah. Yeah. Well, apparently most guys are uncomfortable, and they just don't want to say it because their other friends will be like, oh.

Because most people talk like that. Yeah. Apparently, here's the story. Saturn is in retrograde, and it's the reason your life feels like a disaster right now. Oh, okay. This story was handed to me. We're still in the midst of Saturn going retrograde. We started April 6th. won't be done until August 21st.

That's a long time for me to sit through this. I don't even believe in this stuff. When people start telling me about their stars, like I think less of them a little bit. Okay, but sometimes when I feel like I'm acting totally nuts so, and then someone tells me, oh, well, have you seen the moon? And I don't believe in this stuff either, you know? But then suddenly I feel like justified for my actions

because it's a full moon or whatever. What are you a werewolf? No, I don't know. But sometimes there's something that, goes on with the moon that makes women crazy. Does it hit your eye like a big pizza pie? It's a moray then. Yeah, that's a moray, Amy.

Oh, yeah. But on those days, I believe in it. But other than that, I don't. I just want some sort of like approval for my actions. The issues that you face during Saturn and Retrograde, stunned at progress, check, feeling restricted, check, stress and intimate relationship. No, I'm good at my relationship right now. Financial insecurity.

I'm okay. I'm average. But that's that's the last story Saturn's in retrograde That's why I've been down lately Okay Well August 22nd

You should be feeling good Dang I got a while to go huh Get your bones on Bobby Bones show There have been a series of car thefts And listen to this They involve a very simple scheme A person whose car

A stopped at a light Or a stop sign Is bumped from behind You just get open When you get out of the car To assess the damage Someone who has standing by jumped into your car and steals it.

Whoa. That's genius. That's crazy. I mean, it's incredibly wrong and criminal and you should not do it, but wow. You really have no other choice but to get out of your car. Yeah. And then someone just kind of sneaks up. Yeah, it's hiding behind like a tree or something.

Your keys are in the ignition. It's ready to go and they just zoom off. And you're like, what? This happened to a wide receiver of the Bears. He had a white mazorati stolen what's called a bumper tapping scheme. Wow. Isn't that crazy? It is crazy

I mean I prefer they do it that way And not hurt anybody Sometimes carjackings go You know A more You know rough route Yeah I know This sounds like one of your conspiracy theory stories though

If I'm honest Because Amy has all these stories Like if a baby's at your door Well now it's like if you get tapped What's it called? Bumper tapping? Yeah Okay if that happens

I mean I'm gonna have to roll down my window And be like Sorry can't get out of my car but what's your cell phone? I'll call you. And I'll just talk to him. What was the one? Amy said if a baby comes to your door and starts crying, don't answer the door. If you hear a crying baby outside on your porch, yeah, don't answer the door. What am I supposed to do? Leave a baby out there to die?

Well, no, but... Well. Call 911. Yeah. And then open the door. Or get friends and family over because you don't want the gay. It's a gang initiation thing. Okay. You're out of your mind. Okay.

What's the average age women marry? 25. 29. Oh, wow. What's the average age women cheat? 50. 36. Wow.

60? Amy, how old are you? 37. Oh. Been there done that. Google results, ready? Yeah. If you Google search, my husband is blank.

Oh, should we do it? You can do yours. Amy. Your husband is? A pilot? No. Oh, I'm just supposed to type it in my name. Okay.

Go ahead. Wait, okay. My husband is, I got it. My husband is my rock. Okay. The top three answers are, number one, amazing. My husband is amazing. Number two, my husband is a jerk.

Number three, my husband is annoying. Wait, you have to hear my top three. Yeah, my three are weird too. Mine is, my husband is my rock. My husband is never happy and my husband is gay. Oh, I thought you made your personal ones. I was like, wait, what? No, that's just what comes up in my Google search.

I was like, Amy, what did we not know about this? Oh, and then also my husband is jealous of our son. Oh, that pops up in yours? Yeah. Okay, well, give me your three, though, in like your real life. Go. Your husband is? Okay.

My husband is, now I'm thinking my rock, but I was going to say my husband. Okay, so my rock, like he is my stability. Like he, oh, my husband is my sanity. Okay. One more. My husband is my comforter. My husband is my person that gets me places on time. Okay, that's a good one.

Thank you. My girlfriend is extremely talented, way smarter than me, and too nice to a fault. We get to fight over that. Yeah. We fight over how nice she is. Yeah. It's the stupidest fight. She's the kindest person ever met.

And I'm like, you've got to stop being so kind. Got to be... And it's like Amy. You guys are just too nice. No, you've seen other sides of me. Give her another, you know, 10 years. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bones show. So Honey Boo Boo Boo's got a new show, right? Or is it her mom? It's her mom, Mama June, and it's called From Not to Hot. Is she hot now? I don't think she's hot. Well, she's had work done. She has?

Yeah. Oh, I thought she lost it. I saw she lost a bunch of weight. Both. Oh. So wait, what's the show about? It's about her, she's going to go to her ex's wedding. She's been invited and she wants to show up looking hot and be like, look what you're missing out on.

So she hired a trainer and a diet coach or whatever, and they train her and they show her struggling. to lose weight, the battle, and then the big day comes where she's supposed to go to the wedding, I guess, at the end of the season. I don't know. My wife has it on DVR the whole season. So she's been having me watch it. And we're about halfway through, and she's battling like, oh, I want ice cream today. No, whatever the trainer's name is, tells me not.

So Mama June goes and works out. From not to hot. Wait, is the show not good? This is right up your alley. I thought it would be like a hit for you. Well, I liked Honey Boo Boo Boo, but this just seems kind of far-fetched the, I don't know, It's Honeyboo in it? Yeah, it's the little girl in it.

Yeah, they're in it. But she's just not the star. They focus on Mama June. It's all about Mama June. Oh. Do you like it? I would say, no, I don't like it. I'm not a fan.

Er. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, from not to hot gets two thumbs down. The old Siskel and Ebert reference here. That was a good show back in the day. Time marches on when nobody gets our references. Are they still around? Ebert.

No. No. No. One of them died. One of them died, dude. Thanks for bringing that up. Ebert died, right? I don't know, bones.

I don't know which one. I don't know either. Yeah, they were the ones that go. The movie, we give it two thumbs up. It was actually a TV show for all you kids out there. And the Raiders, Gene Siskel and Ebert, they would, one, they'd give two thumbs up or a thumb down. And the rating was two thumbs up. It was a really good movie.

We'd watch that crap. We'd be like, well, Siskel and Ebert gave two thumbs up. That's funny, man. We used to watch that. That was a big deal when a movie got two thumbs up. For sure. You'd say, hey, how was that movie ready to? Well, Ebert gave it a thumbs up, but CISC gave it a thumbs down.

That CISCLE. That crazy CISCLE. Anyway, well, I'm sorry, lunchbox. Amy was watching a show called The Handmaid's Tale. What's that? And it's a Hulu original, but it's based off a book and a movie previously. But, man, it's set in the near future of where we are, but America's basically been completely taken over by these crazy Christian extremists, I guess, just to put it in like simple terms.

And they've rewritten all the laws and like women cannot. There's only a certain amount of women that are that are fertile and can, you know, bear children. And so there are the handmaids. And it's crazy. How did you know about this show? Oh, because Marin Morris tweeted about it. Yeah. And she said it was so good.

And I had seen the previews on Hulu. and I was like, you know what, I should check that out. So I decided I'll watch one episode. Well, one episode turned into two, and I cannot wait to watch the third. I don't have Hulu. Well, you should get it. Well, there's Hulu's free, but then there's Hulu Plus that you pay for. Anybody else have Hulu plus?

No. No. Never used Hulu in my life. Oh, well, y'all are missing out. Who has Netflix? Me. I borrow. Oh, you do? Yep.

Yeah. All right. Does anybody have Amazon? Prime, like watch the shows on us? I do. You do watch that? Yeah, there's a show on it called Goliath. Really good with Billy Bob Thornton.

That's a good one. There's so many shows out there. I've never even watched a show on Amazon. Wait, Amazon Prime has TV shows? Yeah, a lot of free shows and other shows that are free. Just like Netflix and Hulu. Original. I've been talking about cable bills earlier being so expensive.

That's why. Like, if you have Amazon Prime that you can just order stuff, you have free shows right there on so I can just go on there and say, I want to watch Modern Family and it shows up. They might have it. They have it. It's like a network, though. It's like Netflix. Wow, I thought that was just a department store that you ordered stuff from.

Them, yeah. Yeah, sort of. I'm shocked. I don't think that what, I don't think how you feel is different than a lot of people. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. So, anyway, there's that.

Handmaid's tail, Amy thumbs up, lunchbox, honey boo-boo, and her mom, thumb down. Not to hot. Whatever. Today's been a fun day, and I hope you go. back and listen to the show if you missed it because Dr. Oz was in studio, Zach Brown Band, in studio, all the guys. And so it's been a fun-filled show. Appreciate you guys being a part of it today.

We'll see you guys on Wednesday. Again, as always, appreciate you being part of the team here. And that's all. Bobbybones.com, if you want to see my TED Talk, which has been posted, it's called Winning by Losing. Other than that, we hope to wake up with this tomorrow. Okay, we'll see you guys. Bye!

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