The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - 4 Hours At The Capitol (Featuring Katie Nolan)

Episode Date: November 5, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Oh! Get on your war paint. Damn, damn, Patriots are in the house. Red blooded Patriots.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Red blooded dude. Fresh Patriots. The Bill Belichet coached Patriots. All right. The Bodfire, Big Jogas and Dan Soder. Hi. Hope Bruce here. Katie, no one joining us for the show today.
Starting point is 00:00:39 We were talking, we all got him. Christine's gonna personally hasn't seen you. Did you watch it, Lou? Yes, I did. You watched Black Lou. black Lou, watch it. Jacob watched it. You said it on Monday on the show. You were like, Hey, watch four hours in the capital of HBO Max documentary. What home after the show? You know, it took Myrtle for a little park time. Came back, talked to Katie. I was like, you want to fire this thing up? We'll order dinner and watch this thing. And at
Starting point is 00:01:01 first, it was like, we knew it was going to kind of be sad or like you know like a watchery like he's like a frustrating watch. Yeah frustrating. It was the better word like a frustrating watch to be like come on guys. Yeah. And then we just immediately started making fun of it and it made the entire experience much. That's when I was like you should come on the bonfire tomorrow and talk about this. And here she is.
Starting point is 00:01:21 It's like people who were at that insurrection. It looked like people who were at that insurrection. It looked like relatively in it. I said, no, what do remind me of? I said, the Woodstock documentary. Yeah, Woodstock, not even. It just gets out of hand. These people were like.
Starting point is 00:01:34 We see people in crowds start acting in sailing. Yeah, and you go, because people that did crazy shit then, I mean, throwing barriers at people, have since watched an episode of Family Guy in L.A. Do you know what I mean throwing barriers of people have since Watched an episode of family guy and let you know. I mean like yeah, that was like watching third world every day as a struggle shit Yeah Coming from a bunch of people where you're like you were able to afford body armor. Yeah fucking lunatic I would go watch the documentary Four hours in the capital on HBO Max. It's under I think that's what it's called right four hours in the capital on HBO Max. It's under I think that's what it's called right four hours
Starting point is 00:02:07 in the capital. Four hours at the capital. Get your prepositions right? Yeah, they weren't just for four hours. Yeah, this guy. This guy. This guy. It's a good documentary.
Starting point is 00:02:17 I just over arching thing for me was the stunning lack of a plan. It just felt like they all wanted to get in and then they got in and they were like, there wasn't a plan to that. What are we doing? They didn't even know if they were going in there to like, one thing got in like in a villainous way.
Starting point is 00:02:33 When they got in, that's when they were like, you guys just can't storm and they go, it's the guy in the Viking hat going, guys, we gotta be cool now. Guys, be cool. What was the guys, what was the cops name? I'm Burkin, Burb, Ribbasha. RoboShop.
Starting point is 00:02:48 RoboShop. The guy RoboShop, the cop. So they talk to everybody. They talk to everybody, they talk to Capitol Police, they talk to the rioters, they talk to the proud boys, they talk to the proud boys, they talk to everybody in this documentary. And so we're watching it and at the beginning,
Starting point is 00:03:00 they show this police officer with RoboShop and Katie goes, oh, that's a great cop name like Roba Shaw. And then as we're walking the documentary, it's an even better name for a guy that always fucks up at work. We're like, how did they get in the main senate floor? Was it Roba Shaw? Roba Shaw, God damn it. And he goes, I tried talking to him. I wanted to promise him. I was going to build things all about. Is that the cop who just get backing up with the black cop? No, no, no, no, this was the red headed cop who just get backing up. Yeah with the black cop no, no, no This was the red headed cop who was like at that moment. I realized that was alone in there with them That is just me like all I could do was talk to him
Starting point is 00:03:32 Yeah, it's a good he goes you guys like welcome to the Capitol Hey, so I seem to be severely outnumbered can you guys be cool about this? You say it and they go we gotta be cool everybody guys my buddy Can you guys be cool about this? He's a bit and they go, we got to be cool everybody. Guys, my buddy Robo Chas says be cool. I it's yeah, it got a way the thing that made me laugh the hardest. Let me say what a one thing real quick before we get into all the Eagle part. Why I did why this was such a jarg documentary for me. I watched all this shit on TV
Starting point is 00:04:02 that day. TV didn't give you anywhere near the birds I view of this. I knew it was crazy, but almost when you just hear and see like the whole, it was so based around this one girl getting shot and killed. Yeah. That became like that. Actually, I thought that number was so crazy low for major things happening. That I was like, I guess they really fucking like got that like under control was best they could because wow one death I will that's wild. There was also a officer's death and then there was three What they said at the end because you missed it there was there was a they go through the deaths at the very end
Starting point is 00:04:36 Something that we that black Lou and I and Katie and I were talking about before the show the part that we wanted to see at the end of the Documentary was all the jail time but all these people there's a guy that tases a cop's neck the base of his skull James a fucking taser and it was neck and the guy's like and they showed the video the guys like doing it maliciously And then they of course let the cop back up because he's like I got kids and they were like oh shit We shouldn't do that but Which is what if you don't have kids yeah then you're like well fucking get to live but we'll be shooting blanks yeah this guy it's got a parent wife
Starting point is 00:05:13 get them but they the end of it i think we are all waiting to see like remember this guy in the movie he got seven months in jail this guy got so much in jail and they didn't do that but they did that a bunch I think a couple cops. Four cops killed themselves. Can they kill a side afterward? With months within, and they talked to a couple of the families.
Starting point is 00:05:34 One lady said that it just changed her husband mentally and that he was like off from work and the day he went back to work, he didn't come home. He used to do service. He used to do service. He used to do service. And they service weapon and they don't go into any of the jail time, but they kind of abruptly ended Pretty quick, but the thing that really made me laugh the whole time is when they sincerely call themselves patriots That might be the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life if you if you walk around being like I am a
Starting point is 00:06:04 Patriot unless you're a fall on military veteran if you're a military like, I am a patriot. Unless you're a full on military veteran, if you're a military or a linebacker or a linebacker for Bill Bell check and you're in a solid four three for fucking 16. For a small wait for see. That can just take damage across the middle. But if you're like, if you served in the military, yeah, use that you can use the P word. If you're just a dude that works at Walmart and then has body armor on the weekends, that was a part that I didn't understand is why at no point none of the cops
Starting point is 00:06:28 who told us in the documentary about how they had served, that at no point did one of them yell out, like, thank me for my service, like that's how you get those people to back off, just be like, I'm the, because they were getting yelled at, it shows the whole documentary, all these people are going up to the cops being like,
Starting point is 00:06:42 you're a traitor, you're a traitor. In fact, the guy that got attacked, that got tased. He was like, that was when I was walking up to the Capitol everyone's like, which side are you on, bro? Buddy, those cops, and you know me, I don't love the cops. Dude, there's a scene. Certainly, I love the cops, but I will say the cops there, like, I think they ended up being like, the fucking real heroes, the whole thing, to not escalate that to the amount of deaths there were.
Starting point is 00:07:06 I would argue with you. That's wild. I would argue and say I'd put the death of that Ashley Babet woman on those cops that moved the door. That guy out of the way. That was the door. Guys told them to move out of the way. The door and they did.
Starting point is 00:07:16 And they're getting yelled at. Now one guy can punch in the window. And then there's a scene in the documentary where you just see the three cops move and go to the side. Yeah, what he's punching. And that's when the woman Ashley Babet breaks through and the guy shoots her in the fucking stomach. It was like the three cops just moved her.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I believe her 100% for her own death. Sure. Sure. But I'm saying it's stopping it. It was so weird. What happened? Sure. But I can't believe that I said when it was outside still, I'm like, forget shooting
Starting point is 00:07:42 them in the face with fucking paintball. I'm like, start, take a machine gun, a roll machine gun and forget shooting them in the face with fucking paintball. I'm like start take a machine gun a roll machine gun and start shooting feet and and shins man who's black lose first text he's like I'm five minutes in if they were black this wouldn't go like that. I hate to use X I hate when people can I if it were man or if it were women or if this were black but I was like no one's even reached for their I disagree I disagree. Oh, I've heard that when it first happened about if it was black people They would have that was the first thing was said always because you mentioned it was like all black people like now They didn't want the bad press on that no my America was in such a bad place right there
Starting point is 00:08:17 And I was already after black lives matter and everything like there's no way I just know I'm not saying they wouldn't have maybe, I'm not saying they wouldn't have done, I'm not saying for the same reasons you're saying they would have mowed them down. I agree, it's the same reason, but it's when I'm putting on a better face of like, we can't just mow down like a fucking world. Like the American government will never get out
Starting point is 00:08:36 from underneath. I think they should. They massacred black people over the steps. So I think they wouldn't have done it there either. I'm surprised with it being a bunch of goofy fucking, made their helmets at home lunatics, but they just start blowing knees and feet off me. I mean, just standing on top of those steps
Starting point is 00:08:54 and just like, when there's a pile of them in front of you, people are gonna stop coming. The funniest one, one of the funniest guys that's in the building is when that capital officer is trying to lead him away from the Senate, that black dude dude and he keeps running up the stairs and runs the other way is the guy That's right. So keep giving tours in the wrong direction. Yeah, I see over here. There's a cool stuff If you watch the documentary the guy that runs up behind him always is the first one there and doesn't know what to do Yeah, okay, and then he comes up the stairs and he goes
Starting point is 00:09:21 Just waiting for an order number one guy It's the guy who comments first on every YouTube video video. I'm here first. I got your first I got her first comment. I saw you post it first It was a man, but we got some time codes of guys that are I don't give a fuck listen So do at all of your time goes before 39 minutes is my first nothing is funnier than how dorky Chuck Schumer is trying to be like, these guys really know those sons of guns, you're like Schumer you suck so bad. It's like you could easily come out looking good in this and you still are like that's
Starting point is 00:09:54 the dork, that's our dork who's gonna take care of these sons of guns. The sons of guns, they wanted you dead and you're like sons of guns. Oh I'm gonna give them a good talking to they missed me. Oh, I am fine. I'm sorry. Hey, hey, Schumer Where was that a curbing of your words when you killed everyone at wake up? When you sent in the ATF to murder the correction That's fired. I'll do it. I don't know enough I'm just gonna go whoo Chuck Schumer you've been messing up You got Wendy on that ass. I'll tell you what he looks good for his age this. I'm just gonna go, ooh. Chuck, you've been messing up. Oh. You got Wendy on that ass.
Starting point is 00:10:26 I'll tell you what, he looks good for his age though, I'll say it. His little niece made a funny movie called Trainwreck. Trainwreck was good, I liked it. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna go on the you know, it's funny as you go anything before 39 minutes. Yeah, that's my first time good 39 minute I don't remember what it is. Oh, I know is it is it what is it what I want blazing in the tunda? Yeah Just the energy this guy has if it's the clip that we think it is it's the energy this guy has when he's like Oh, you know, it would be cool to smoke weed here. He packs a bowl
Starting point is 00:11:01 He gets a scooby snack lit goes right on his lip. He looks like he's never smoked a bowl in his life. Then remembers that he has joints. And then he's just walking around everyone like, you want to smoke weed in the rotunda? Beautiful. Yeah, dude, bring that up. It's so funny. It can't be when you just stormed into the Capitol. 39th your first jam. 39. Yeah. He was disturbing to some viewers. Tell you that. Yeah, yeah, dude him watching him get that Scooby snack on his beard Oh my god watch because you can see the flame of the bowl go through the We watch
Starting point is 00:11:36 It's where I know the exact feeling Out because this pipe sit and watch out I have a screen on this I don't even know what he's you can't his stance. I don't know. I don't know. Honestly. I do. I think he's like a surfer Trump fan, which is hilarious hilarious. I love watching these hybrids of these guys showing up being like it's crazy well again also because like where's your brain at where when everyone's busting and if you're this guy I was like isn't it yeet we're all here I'm like I am a big observer and I'll watch and not get involved in all kinds of street fights and blah blah unless I'm think I'm saving like a helpless person sure in a fight you know I mean but just watching shit go down like I'm all for it. So God, if I was DC improv that fucking week and I was there for I would have went right up to like the street. Yeah, the edge of seat, but you're not getting involved from row seat steps. The property of the thing.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I'm like, what are you? You've been the guy that was standing on this side of the stage. There was that guy when people seem to know the like they can't just open fire. I was like, I would assume they would. Yes, they keep coming they keep coming back to the tunnel Which you'll watch in the movie it's I didn't realize there was that much hand-to-hand combat They were like really shoving each other fighting each other and if you watch they they call the battle of the tunnel It's where the president walks out that's what we lost it's where he said right we lost the tunnel. Well, they get they gained it
Starting point is 00:13:01 Yeah, we're not gonna lose the tunnel. They're keeps cutting back to the tunnel. Well, they get they gained it. Yeah, we're not gonna lose the tunnel. They're keeps cutting back To the tunnel. I that keeps cutting back to the tunnel and there's just this dude Standing on the side of it drinking a bottle of water Throughout the whole documentary you just keep seeing them and he's just standing there holding the water drinking it And then finally they tear gas every month and he's like He's there's a whole documentary Just's like, he's there the whole documentary. It's pretty fun. Just standing there, fucking down in bottles of deer part.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I'll spring. It was here. Even if you want people to take you seriously and there's in this mass of people, like, fuck Joe Biden, he goes, is that the call to action? Like, you know what I'm saying? It's not even like, if it was like,
Starting point is 00:13:40 Biden's trying to do this to, it's like, fuck Joe Biden. It's really a thing, man. I'm like, pretty much like pretty much children to that. To there. Pretty politically apathetic at this point, but this is fucking wild at people. It's it is. It's Woodstock 99 energy.
Starting point is 00:13:55 What else to hit about. Already puts out the videos laughing. Joe Biden falling asleep at the fucking. He fell asleep at like the climate meeting. He really is sleeping sleeping was mask on, sitting up and it's like, he really is like when a stripper marries a boring dude, and he goes, I can't be with blade anymore
Starting point is 00:14:12 because he tried cutting my head off and I was asleep. He's Lloyd's nice and he's like, I'm surprised. I told her she doesn't have to dance anymore. Yeah, I'm surprised he's not married to that girl who wore machine beat up. The point started. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Oh, she was wore, beat up Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh she has warm Christie Mac War machine beat me unrecognizable, but now I'm with sleepy Joe and he's pretty great. I'm not eating dinner at four Whatever fills nice he works in an insurance agency and we kind of go to the movies on Friday if he's feeling up to it I can't I'm free on Fridays because that's his lodge night. Yeah, this is Elk's club Oh I'm free on Fridays because that's his lodge night. Yeah, this is Elks Club, man. Oh, here's a picture of when my MMA boyfriend, Chuck Norris kicked through my window and then beat me to that.
Starting point is 00:14:50 I kicked him out of life. He braved, a lot of people think I'm brave to shave my head, but I can't grow hair anymore. You gotta never see it, I gotta, I gotta always do that. It's all ass skin. So ass skin up here. They call it, he dragged me from his, Chuck, he's got a motorcycle.
Starting point is 00:15:03 They call this shock loss It's when your body is so shocked you can't grow hair man. Can't grow hair anymore. It's pretty crazy God, it's bring up the stoner that Fucking so this is a guy that went into which explains when he calls himself a Filmmaker, but there's a word before It's almost like this. Oh, maybe it's activists Like the activists A lot of people say activists and uh imagine if your your title was proud boy I understand that the proud boys are a thing But it just looks so funny on screen to be like in say okay sin proud boy
Starting point is 00:15:35 He's a very proud so for every time Katie Nolan has a pretty now say sassy girl. Yeah Yeah, I'm a proud lady What are the insecure boys Yeah, they're I'm a proud What are the insecure boys? Yeah, they're March the insecure men They're insecure mess we say it all Yeah nervous. I'm part of the more the nervous boys. Yeah, I'm in the I'm in the shameful dudes your scared boys Scary sorry boys. Sorry boys. Sorry boys. Sorry boys is my group dude. Sorry. I'm sorry Sorry, sorry. This is so explain this guy
Starting point is 00:16:06 He's like a hippie-ish looking dude. He's got long curly hair that he puts up in a Just the top he's doing that Aaron Rogers actually the Aaron Rogers pony tail Yeah, but you know who you're forgetting you're talking about being an observer right like if you're the DC improv the guy I have to be getting the British filmmaker named Ashley, who's like, I was there just to film it. I was walking around and I was like, these calls are getting very serious. And every time it came up, we're like, you got a lady's name. Every time it came up with the documentary. And Luscious girl.
Starting point is 00:16:36 And he goes to, and honestly, the thing, the, the protest wasn't that bad until they found out my name was Ashley. They wouldn't leave me alone. Didn't look to the viewfinder for one picture he took, by the way. He's like, no, he's like, dude, the craziest. He's trying to get home. He's like, I got to take 16 pictures, boss says. So there's something cool.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Oh, look at that, Gerald Ford. The craziest shits when you're watching them fight the police in the tunnel, and they're pushing, and one guy's got his phone record. Oh, god. And you're like, evidence, it's evidence. It's self-incriminating. So that's the funniest part of all of this. The funniest part of the whole thing
Starting point is 00:17:09 is that they all got in legal trouble and all the videos they show them, of them talking to you. It's like of their own videos, where I would kill to just have a reaction came of them playing that in court. Where he goes, your honor, my client doesn't, didn't storm the Capitol and court. Where he goes, uh, your honor, my client doesn't,
Starting point is 00:17:25 didn't storm the Capitol and shows him, he goes, and we're fucked, there butts on their desks for America. I am storming the Capitol. James Lubbock of 1321 Hemingway Drive am storming the Capitol. A leader in fact. I would say I started the
Starting point is 00:17:46 There's like you're facing 17 years in the federal penitentiary. Oh, dude. I was just talking shit that day God, dude. I was just on some bullshit. I told I am delivered women's women's women's guy I tell you when it is video now. He's like are you not gay? He's like, no, I was just all wrapped up That was I was goose up in there today He's like wait your gays that you're still gay because I I was goose up in there today. He's like, wait, you're gay? You're still gay? He goes, ah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:05 He goes, man, I got in there. And I was my first time in church like that. I'm like, did you see me? I was like, what? I was like, what? I was like, what? What did I say? What did I say?
Starting point is 00:18:14 It's turned around. I got the spirit. I caught the spirit at the end. No, yeah, no, I still love to have sex with dudes. No, but yeah, I love to get pounded out. Yeah, hot, look, and boom. Oh, it was. No, it was.
Starting point is 00:18:23 I told Katie, it's also the same energy of a guy at a bar with a girl going to go back to my hotel. I'm gonna fuck you on the desk. I'm gonna fuck you on the floor. I'm gonna fuck you on the bed and then they come on the hand job. Anyways, I didn't mean like all those places. That was just me saying. Pull out the tape.
Starting point is 00:18:38 You're like, isn't this you? And you're like, I'm here live. I'm gonna fuck you on the desk. You just watch. And the first thing goes, you guys, I'll be honest, the desk though, just like, I know I was talking that shit, but the desk is actually pretty shoddy. Yeah. Women start giving men insurrection receipts
Starting point is 00:18:52 when they don't fuck you. When they don't, when you're like, hey, remember the sex you said? It's like you're gonna do a B and C, none of it. And you're like, I'm a patriot. You said, you said, Thanks for holding me accountable. You said you want to hold you?
Starting point is 00:19:03 You said you want to fuck all night until we wake up and go get breakfast at a diner. You said, you said, Thanks for holding me accountable. You said you want to fuck all night until we wake up and go get breakfast at a diner and he goes, Did I? Oh, because I mean, I do want to get breakfast at a diner. Eggs would be fucking cool. But you know how much better we're gonna feel
Starting point is 00:19:14 that diner with a couple hours of these? Yeah. You know it's even better than hot fucking deep rim. Guys, we got a couple of rims psychs in before we get out there. I'm thinking, I don't know, maybe I can see my dead dad and we can go sliding and then I'll wake up without a boot. Maybe grab an omelet. I'm just fucking spitballing.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I'm just saying, breakfast, diner, yeses. Push, come to shove, I can knuckle fuck you real quick before I pass out. Oh my god. Oh you want me to give you a couple of diggies before I Can give you a how do you do and then I'll roll over and then we will grab eggs over my hammy The fucking how many girl every girl has to have probably a bit as a funny story of a guy Switching hands on a finger blast when his fingers get stuck in the tired like trying to make that switch.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I like see if you don't want to watch a man give up. Oh no, I give up for them before that. Do you? But how about like the fucking it's like was it Indiana Jones when he tries to put the sand. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you guys. You there we have. And then with depending on your position, you have to like just to get that,
Starting point is 00:20:25 send me a to come, like that. Yeah. Gotcha. You have to make a distraction. Who's trying to get in the room? Mm. And I'm in. Oh no, the cops are outside.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Okay, here you go. Here you go. Because what is that? Is that the front door? No. Okay, it's cool. Yeah, the slide is the one. All right, so let's watch. Well, that the front door? No, okay, it's cool So it's by the way because of this show Katie and I
Starting point is 00:20:56 When my little drinks water whenever my little drinks water in the living room because of the noise I fake finger Katie We're around that room. I just go like Get it get it in my whole be like I'm not a couch, I'm like, get it, get it. And we're all be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So this is the hippie guy. He's got weed pants on and they want you to take him seriously. You didn't even know the weed pants. I told you about the weed pants, but you don't listen. So thanks for proving it correct. Now you started to fight. We're holding each other accountable. You guys aren't fighting.
Starting point is 00:21:32 You're holding each other accountable. That's right. Loudly. And now then you know what kind of a this. I will pay more attention to weed pants when you point them out. When you point out weed pants, I will listen. Thank you. I have to get physically accountable in here. But you can see we pants I will listen. Thank you About to get physically accountable in here
Starting point is 00:21:46 You can see how accountable I am I'm sorry two pieces of accountability Oh What's up, H. Man I turn around and I see now that people are going in this is the guy. Oh my gosh We're going in oh we're going in. This is the guy. Oh my gosh. We're going in. We're going in. We're going in. Okay. All right. So like we're about to storm the cat.
Starting point is 00:22:09 We said that with you think it was, we're doing mushrooms tonight or no much. All right. Looks like we're party. Yeah, you're doing your rushing towards the Capitol. Yeah, because we're going to go bust in and with guns and see if someone's going to get murdered. I guess we're going to see if that is. I was there to tell Pelosi I didn't like her policy work looks I plans changed. Looks like I'm going to wheel the flag pole like a spear.
Starting point is 00:22:31 It dude the also the over laying premise of this is that Donald Trump they show the speech where he's like go down there. I'll be there. I'll be right behind you guys there. They were you guys there three o'clock. They left before his speech, but then you know, he spent months being like, I didn't cause that insurrection, that wasn't me.
Starting point is 00:22:49 That's even at the end. When you guys are down there, he goes, I want you all to form a latter made of people that I will, a stares made out of people that I will descend like the 300 guy. If you're fizzies. I want to walk on people. I don't know if you guys are familiar with old battle techniques
Starting point is 00:23:07 But if failings should work properly in order to break a lot of their barriers He I kept laughing with Katie being like dude if there was a video of their like and dance soda Told me to come and rob this bank and be like fuck up. I didn't say that The craziest part too is at the end when someone's like, oh look, Trump is saying that we need to go home and they all were like, okay. Yeah. A daddy said go home. They play it on the board.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Now we all go home. It's just, it's just sweet boys. They said sweet boys. The gesture of a guy showing up in Braveheart. Close. Right. Doing the makeup in the morning in the mirror going, hey, can you see,
Starting point is 00:23:43 can you see if they have a continental breakfast downstairs? Is that your friend, is that your little one? Is this good? He goes, it's my first time doing grease paint. Also, I don't know if you know the story of the, he's called the QAnon Shaman. Yeah. He, a meaty,
Starting point is 00:23:57 That's the guy with the hat and the horn. Yeah. He immediately when he got arrested, became a hyper bitch where he started being like, I'm vegan. I can't have any of this jail food. And then his mom was like, let him out there being me. And you're like, what a pussy of a shaman. I think I was screaming with a spear in his hand.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Yeah, but I'm saying, but real shaman's have to go on like fire walks and like do all this thing. And then he's like, I put on buffalo. I did a spiritual journey through the walls of justice A vegan wearing the skin of an animal. He's a basic bitch But I'm saying but the but the context of like It's like for it's like we want our freedom like he's taking this
Starting point is 00:24:36 It's like so overly dramatic obviously like to make it like brave heart goes you think the things you're fighting for Well not like the brave on the William Wallace level of what you're fighting You're talking about like I don't want to get vaccinated if I don't want to I want the mumps Donald Trump Don't you understand I love you always have always will when you showed up in home alone to That would be the man out fight for That would be the man I would fight for. Say, die for you. That's what I mean. It's all like, what do you think the freedom's been taken away by Donald Trump?
Starting point is 00:25:12 Not being real electric. Oh, no. The second thing I had to say the next line, the second it had to be like, so why are you here? They were all like, for free and fair elections. We're ready for free and fair elections. And what do you even, what does that mean to you? If we have to hang Mike Pence together. like for free and fair elections, we're ready for free and fair elections. And what do you even, what does that mean to you?
Starting point is 00:25:26 If we have to hang Mike Pence to get it. Yeah, what does that mean to you? It's so hyped up, it's all like this, the best way to describe it is they're all politically horny in a CD way and they haven't blown their letters, like, I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck covered in baby oil. Now what's spiders on me? And then like later they're showing their everything, they go, you can see how I got there, I just, yeah, I didn't drink off in baby oil now what spiders on me and then like later they're showing their everything up
Starting point is 00:25:45 You can see how I got there as yeah, I'd drink off in a couple days and kind of weird The proud boys like that first guy talking the proud boy guy first of all he reminded me of the guy who got his face shut Off in the wild and wonderful white to West Virginia. Oh, yeah, the guy with the whole you talking about the guy with the hole in his cheek Yeah, the guy with the whole, are you talking about the guy with the hole in his cheek? No, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy, I'm talking about the guy, I'm talking about the guy, I'm talking about the guy, I'm talking about the guy with the, I'm talking about the guy, in that cop RoboShaw is talking to him He goes, what are you doing here? He goes I'm just making sure they're nice You know, I need a little CS to this is starting to stay Honestly like a crow's picking at me This is definitely permanent damage. I don't know some bit them roller bolts just cut right through you I move my hand. I could feel a wind in my mouth I'm rolling a bolt just cut right through you. I move my hand, I can feel a wind in my mouth.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Here's what's in the tone. I'm the proud boys. Like I said, dude, it's not that I bought into it. I know that the proud boys thing was a complete concept of joke at first. And now people have dedicated their lives to like a thing that's not even... As a wrestling fan, it reminds me of people
Starting point is 00:27:03 that take wrestling too seriously. They're all marks. They're all marks. That's all it is. And they're all like the people that are like, you can't say any of you's better than WWE and then go to a WWE event. You're like, yes, you can. You can like all of it. Roman Reigns is not really a tribal chief. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's fucking, it's nerds. Dude, you get, by the way, that big size, that big, that big antifa fatso, that big black guy, it's the worst dude. That guy stinks all the people. And he says when he goes, he goes,
Starting point is 00:27:34 and we'll go, he goes, and we'll be aggressive. We'll be confrontational. We'll be, and getting their face like, dude, you are a big fatso who is going to die. They breeze like this, he's like, that's the guy with the hat that said Jesus. No, this is another documentary, this antifa guy that's morbidly obese.
Starting point is 00:27:48 And he's like, I'm always there, I'm always running for a rumble. It reminds me of the people that protest. So on both sides, they're just ridiculous. The people that protested Chappelle, that Netflix protest. Yeah, yeah. So for Dave Smith, they have protested.
Starting point is 00:28:03 So we're to see they have flags flags that say all bunch of different things But a lot of them say like fuck your feelings while they're at the and it's like you you're the most these are your Feel your bad your upset inside and you feel sad and scared fuck my feeling fuck your feelings I really didn't break into the capital my feelings are playing a seven year old Xbox game and getting a set deal with it And you know video games. Yeah, I don't show up at Nancy Pelosi's office. I didn't feel so sad. I'm sad Trump lost, but I'm sorry, man. Yeah Okay talk about your feelings. I'm I'm a you know, I'm pretty happy Kenny Omega still has the EW championship to the way They're screaming is like every beat. These people should have all gone home.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Like by what they're saying here to, I mean, just shanty towns of like living in shit and squalor because I don't think it's the case. It's like, you know, I would like to see a follow up because there was a lot of stuff about people like they were just at the rattis and partying after they're just at the bar at their hotels being like, oh shit got nuts, huh? They're just at the bar at their hotels being like shit got
Starting point is 00:29:05 nuts huh? They're just drinking the capital then we go get a rice after apple. Is this the marginalized people raising up or is the antifa the marginalized people? Like I don't know who sounds like a lot of people need hugs bro. Yeah. Or a lot of people need to smoke some some fucking nice nice in the rotunda play this guy Blaze up dude blaze time. It's time. Yeah, we're going in the capital. We're gonna the cap Then they became our government what would we have done?
Starting point is 00:29:41 I don't know I think I think we're about to learn with the secretary of Narnar. That's almost what I'm saying, though. It's like, you're right. In third world countries, an army of 25 people can bust into some kind of, he had palace and shoot a guy in the chest, shoot the two people, stay next to him and go, we are now your leaders. And that might carry for the next 15 to 20 years. Dude, there's kudos. I thought that was happening.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Nice, Dan. Very good. This is all that was nice. This is all, not wrong, I see it now. Now I see why I want to pop a show. I'm a little fucking a little on the hand. No, I see you man. I can't believe I can play hands on this.
Starting point is 00:30:21 How much time between shows? They are like, fuck. We were talking about. I know it's my fault. No, it's Pots fault. Well, if they were to win in their real country, you're gonna make over the government. Oh, as I'm saying, like, their idea is like,
Starting point is 00:30:35 we said no one knows what to do. We're in the cap on that. They don't have a leader. And then they're like, this is good. Wait, do we think for a second, like it's amazing we've gotten this far. It goes, do we think that now, like,'s amazing. We've gotten this far goes do we think that now like Like the the brave heart shaman's gonna get there be like I'm a senator now
Starting point is 00:30:52 When they're in the room where the laws are made where they like six of them crowd around a piece of paper to read it And I was just like oh boy, you need six of you to Looking at to the go what is this the past of see you to. Oh, and the way they're looking at you, they go, is this the paste of? Is this took you were pasted up? I don't matter. Like who cares?
Starting point is 00:31:08 QAnon Chaman sits down and just puts together a pretty rational infrastructure bill. Oh, dude, I'm so excited. You're like, actually, I think that's- Now guys, I'm here because guys, I'm here for one reason, one reason only goes road work at night. Yeah. Hear me out.
Starting point is 00:31:22 It changes the rush. It makes people be able to get to work. It causes less frustration. Excuse me, older man was zip ties. Would you like to say something? And he's like, we need to take into account climate change. Even though I don't believe in it. I'm just saying, maybe we build about it. Our oceans need protecting. And the Eagle Stadium ran for four years on wind power. Last time went to the game. It was first thing I know is they were like, fuck this dude. four years on wind power last time went to the game was first thing I know is that they were like fuck this dude
Starting point is 00:31:48 The turbines are off the building Yeah, we're gonna go back to nobody cared They wanted to get their dick stuff No one cares Why the lights are dim here Like this sucks dude, I want fucking nacho cheese that shoots out at 90 miles an hour Yeah, I'm crank pumping my own nacho cheese This is like an ass. What am I? Oh, I'm ash Let's go smoke
Starting point is 00:32:14 I love a cop pulling one guy back like it's gonna make a difference message and 800,000 kids go missing a year. Oh my god. Oh my god. This unchecked 800,000 kids go missing a year. Oh my God. Oh my God. This unchecked. Yeah, this is what the fact that this goes unchecked, we put the same exact timestamp, 39 minutes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:30 So please go back a few seconds. Cause he goes, this statement just sits there and nobody goes, that's not, that's not true, that is not true, that is a false flag. Well, here's, I'll make one of those statements right now. A million women are murdered and raped. Actually, that's probably real stuff.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Every 10 seconds. I go every 10 seconds. Every 10 seconds. It's gotta give a crazy. Every 10 seconds an albino baby is raped to death. Whoa, we should storm the Capitol. And Donald Trump doesn't like that. So he's working.
Starting point is 00:32:59 He gives him credit like he's working on it. So I got a burn wine and the old retund. And then there's like a pinch man. And then there's pictures of by the way, that albino kid man Bill Clinton Bill Clinton and Donald Trump hung out with Jeffrey Epstein So you can't say either side is fighting human trafficking. I don't even know what this with this flag says right here But nothing that means so much don't get nothing. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, nothing. You just just go That ends it in an apostrophe Just insurectin Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:39 Yeah, like Biden be tripping Can you make it look like the fresh principal air group? I absolutely, I can. Can you put in Jersey Mike's font, please? Do you, that's it? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, God play it because it's not around and I see now that people are going in we're going in and I was like oh my gosh Oh my gosh Going in we're going in that's a drop we're going in we're going here we go Whoa I would we got in a statement playful
Starting point is 00:34:19 I started believing in Trump believed in his message All right you can talk to that. Okay, cool. Any way. A couple of internet issues here. Sorry. Hey, it's down. We got the three buttons.
Starting point is 00:34:31 We got the thing. We got it. But you want something in the speech is why of all this stuff. It's worth it to have to hear him say for all this for two moments that I've put down in time stamps. This is one of them. It's got to be something. Oh, dude. It's a statement. There we go. I see now that people are going in. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:34:51 Oh my gosh, we're going in. We're going in. We're going in. Oh my God. Oh my God. That looks so hot. I just stood on the steps steps and wave the flag a bunch. I didn't get nuts. That's my defense when I'm talking to the lawyers. I got to do, I was a flag bear. I just sit there going like this. Woo! I was in the color guard, use my skills. I like to get a chance to whip a flag around.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Like this is very American that we're throwing bricks through the windows of the Capitol. The Capitol. Woo! It's so weird. Man, why is it doing this? I'm gonna save your messages and tweets if you're gonna write me a thing Oh, it is America was supposed to be a
Starting point is 00:35:30 Militian I'm just saying this is insane behavior apart where one of them says like screw the government clad the political class I'm like I agree with you on that. They're all shit. I'm with you on that I don't think you should break down the door attack police officers and like smash them in the door it's crazy I started believing in Trump believed in his message and 800,000 kids go missing a year in the United States that are being held captive and tortured and tortured. That's usually what gets people into the door supporting Trump is because we can all relate to
Starting point is 00:36:11 having love for children and if children are being tortured and enslaved sexually. Wait. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. What a fucking dipshit. What a fucking dipshit. Also, like, what's funny to think is in his argument that Trump, we can all agree. That's what gets you to his side, which means the other side is like, let's rape and fucking.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Make it 810,000. Yeah. And you join our side, we'll rape. Yes. Oh, take my kids while you're at it. 800,000. But it's always, it's always these things where it's like, it's like duh categories where the like diseases are bad.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Duh. Oh yeah, exactly. It goes, yeah, Trump is against the murder of children. Okay. So, uh, so, I mean, six things he's done that were your favorite. So call me a radical, but I'm against child murder. But they do.
Starting point is 00:37:03 They always boil it down to those things like that. He goes, oh, it goes, you're a Republican. It goes, I'm sorry. It goes, I choose not to follow the words of lizard people. Yeah. So I get sue me. I'm the bad guy. But then the people on the left are just as bad
Starting point is 00:37:16 where they're like, do you have a bad thought? You had a racist thought like the Elisimalano thing. If you thought it, it's a problem. You're like, shut up. You'd be held accountable. If you're racism, for your Photoshop dresses. Yeah, don't give yourself a hip when there is no hip to be had. How does your waist look?
Starting point is 00:37:30 A lot of people that would make it. Maybe you yourself look like an hour glass when actually you're just kind of like a rectangle, but a little bit hour glass. I want to start photoshopping it. I fat ass on my picture. God, I would love to have a juicy, like a running back.
Starting point is 00:37:40 It's like a dump, yeah. I mean, Jerome Betis bought a real fucking Dante 2011. I would love it. Dante had such a dump or dude. Oh my god. Hi anti That's why I could just drill women through walls No shit fun There's a former house rubber that is bringing the awareness of this of what yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, he's so bad of it. He was saying saying that he's the one got bring it winners. I didn't. I've never heard a word about Donald Trump ever talking about kids going missing. That's like the QAnon thing. That's what I was doing. I was listening
Starting point is 00:38:15 to the last podcast on the left was talking about the satanic panic. And they said there's a direct correlation between those people in the early 90s that were getting everyone scared about satanic worshipers and QAnon. They're using the same kind of things that they used, where they're like, satanic people, kidnapped children, they rape them and murder them,
Starting point is 00:38:32 and that's what happens in its era. Because it's the most obvious bad. Yeah. So if you want to get people on your side you're just like, aren't you against this and they're like, well, of course, and then they follow. But it's like-
Starting point is 00:38:43 Even the pedophiles that are for that are like, well, yeah, you don't say it. Yeah, you don't say it. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM. on Sirius XM.

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