The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - A Confused Boy

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

The guys discover another politician rapping their way through a campaign. We revisit Jacob's night terrors and find out about Jay's confusing childhood feelings about Boy George.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. What's her name? So pot. Who's that? Is that the girl from our cat? Oh wow. She had the family swingers, dude. Everyone that the Patricia Arquette and Rosanne Arquette both skinny with swingers when they were younger. And she's, so in this music video, we'll tweet it out the bottom there. You would love her boobs, dude.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, you would love Tricia Kets boobs. Lost her. Tiley showcased them a lot. But, wait, I dream about re-house. By the way, the funniest thing in this video we're showing, and we'll, you said, dance that said dance that we tweeted out is at one point Behind them when they show the people

jumping rope On the lawn it's one of the guys in the band doing it He's one of the guys in the band is jumping rope and little creepy Freddy thing. It's pretty funny This is funny in your nightmare to notice it be like hey are you the drummer from Dawkin? I am I hang out with Freddie. He's in my entourage. He's like, usually this is like a couple of little girls and dresses doing this.

He goes, yeah, yeah, just, you know, we rock out so hard, Freddie wanted us to be in some of his nightmares. So at first, in the music video, and Jacob recommended this, because he is a dream warrior. From that matter, I don't think. Jacob three. But Jacob, the band is scaring her. So it doesn't seem as if the band is beating Freddie.

It looks like the band is working with Freddie. Almost made lead you to believe, Dan. That's the old switch. Yeah. Rooney at the end. All M G. She's trying to go back to bed. Bitch.

Yeah, she's ready to fight the Smollett Fucker. I'm not saying every part of the video makes sense, but you'll see in the end that's rock and roll that saves her. Oh, wow. By the way, another day, another day's pay to get into the music video, which I'm starting to think was maybe filmed during the filming of the movie because I think the doubling upsets a lot. Yeah they probably came by and were like listen guys we got docking for two days they're the most popular band right now there's no way okay we're

back to the bonfire just let you guys know we're back to the bonfire serious faction serious. FactiTalk 103's wrong, Lou brain fog? Yes, yes. Jay, tell yourself down again. I'm sorry. You sure I'll just tell myself straight to fuck off. Okay. You can get that check, check, check, check, check. Good. Okay. See, this part is not in the movie. Oh, what is where this, this giant rock thing is right now, we're seeing him. We're watching them walk out in a cave and they all appear at once It's the Freddy's Freddy's boiler room then. Oh, okay. No, no, oh, yeah

This is where he lives I hate to be the sky because we please with the videos guys I hate to be this guy, but could we please with the videos? Guys, it's too much audio, too much video, can you explain audio-wise? Yeah, we're not really explaining what's happening in the video, is that great? The amount of hairspray would kill fucking Freddy in this band. Look at all those guys.

Oh, I was saying, Christine hasn't showed you a PetroShark, yet, swing or is it? I just want to see Freddy get rocked to death, because, oh, look at that. There it is, there it is, Jacob. And wait, wait. Freddy can't handle the rock and roll you can't handle a band that's gonna oh he wakes up and it's a nightmare he was in a dream oh man great video what do they think of next man the future's now crazy crazy you can see him during the day at most carnivals

Patricia I can't with so hot. She's really aged oddly really blonde. Not I mean Uh, no For the time I thought we were meant to be because she had dream horrible nightmares and I had horrible nightmares Damn, we were never we were not meant to be at all. I didn't know. I didn't know Jacob. You've been living with this your whole life. I didn't know since the 80s, you've been a dream warrior. I know. It's been a nightmare. Have a reason. Turning into a dream warrior now. Oh, we're finally seeing act three. That's good.

Jacob, you like to take control of your dreams? I'm trying. I don't know how. Um, I talked to the doctor who prescribed me the, uh, the ambies. He went, those are not. Huh? And he said, like the way he said, called it ambies, ambies sounds like street the one on two casual dude, this guy. Yeah, where's your guy to meet you behind the CVS? He's like here the ambies. Here's the ups the downs and the sideways. Okay, that's when that's when uh It's not the best scene of them, but I yes still you can see them her and Rosanna our kit Rosanna our kids titties are so great Africa wrote a song about her call I

our cat Rosanna our cats titties are so great Africa wrote a song about her call I was Anna all I want to do in the middle of the morning is holy shit your boobs Rosanna Rosanna I never thought that a girl like you was oh my god look at him moving that shirt what kind of year since you went away it must be cold in here your brother's annoying but cool

Your other brother's not a brother anymore, and then oh he's the one who died right killed himself Right well Alexis yeah, I think you did herself Yeah, I think she killed herself here Yeah, she right she went boy to girl Alexis Yeah, I think she killed herself I guess it wasn't just wanting to become a girl other stuff too I know what though if you're a boy it says it says cause of death was a heart attack and that she battled HAD for 29 years. Oh wow.

If you're a girl who wants to become a guy, well I'm sorry, if you're a guy who wants to become a girl, and then you become a girl, and then you look left and right at your sisters, and they got those swingers dude, I kill myself too. Time to punch out. Yeah, you couldn't fake tit enough to get swingers like that dude. You're bringing shame to the arcade name.

Not because of your gender identity. That's all great. It's your lack of swingers and calling yourself a girl in that family. Jacob, what did your dealer tell you about the ambies? He definitely said, yeah, I've not encountered that before with a patient, but he said it is a thing with less than 1%. And I told him everything I told you guys, I said, and I tried to back out of it, I said, I said, maybe this is just coincidence though, maybe I just forgot and left the door open, it goes, nah, there's too in what at once to be a coincidence. He is you didn't open you didn't open with a picture on your phone right because that

probably means you were aggressively masturbating somewhere. I like nah no you're you're definitely a dream warrior. Yeah dude totally anyways what's more ambies want me to write you a scryppy for more ambies? I think dude go to bed with a weapon in your hand and you should carry it into the dream world. Jacob comes in with staples in his head. And he goes, so it turns out I flipped out and that garden, how I bash my own skull. Go to bed holding a gigantic butcher knife, dude. You'll be fine. That'd be great, you'll be great, dude.

You know what, Jacob? Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make you Freddie clause a Freddie claw glove myself and you go to bed with a Freddie claw on then you're the the person who controls Oh my god, that is brilliant. Jay. What a good friend. Can I say something? That's a brilliant fucking idea. I just Jacob you're gonna go to bed with a Freddie glove your own Freddy glove. I'm gonna make it. I Want it. I want it when I conquer it so that it doesn't frighten me anymore is more of a token like I beat my My dreams. I'm sure Right now, I don't think I could probably handle a Freddy claw. But I write can I write you Freddy quips? So that when you do go to the dream world you can hit him with some of the same

you know a couple ones where like how about you're taking nap or something, you know Where he's like where did you get that you go? I got a buddy on the other side Where do I unveil Jacob's Freddy glove I have to make him I'm gonna make a Freddy glove dude I'm excited though for Christine coming to the guest room and it's night except the lamp of your desk and you've got big glasses on and a leather glove in front of you and you're sowing. Oh I'll be sowing and then you're gonna have to get to the part where I'm smashing hot metal on an handful. King! Oh dude and you're just in a black apron.

Yeah. Oh. Jacob I want to make you such a cool Freddy glove, dude. You're going to be able to kill so many children. Jacob, Jake, can I ask why you've got the forge going? Would you mind making me a broadsword? Absolutely. Bring me some of the gold hunks to melt down. Possibly with the writing of crumb on the side.

So I can figure out the riddle of steel. Oh, the dead language? Yes, of course. Crumb. Dude, I can't wait to have my own broadsword. I will say that the last time when I told you initially about the dreams, and it was a week or two ago, and I was embarrassed about having had such a terrible nightmares. And I said at the end of the show that I don't really have dreams about killers anymore. It's more like fucking up at work.

Yeah, you have adult fears. Yeah, and then that night I went home and I was being chased on a, I was being chased on a ledge over on top of a highway and a lunatic was trying to pull me off of the ledge. And then I woke up. You were right back because you know why you talk shit in your brain. I was like, watch this. I did start laughing when I woke up because I said, man, I told Jay and Dan, I don't have this anymore. I thought you woke up and went, I still got it.

We got it. We still got that old child like feet. You woke up before you were able to kick his face. That's what you do when someone's hanging on to you, hanging on the O'cliffe. Oh. I did kick him in the face, because he was trying to pull my ankle off the,

and then, but I woke up. Jacob, here's Nightmare fuel for you. A couple of people sent me this, but I woke up. Jacob, here's a nightmare. I feel fuel for you. A couple of people sent me this, but Christian Schiller sent this, and it's very funny. Someone put Arnold's face, but just watch the other way over. It's from Titanic. Oh, okay. And it's the scene where Jack draws Rose.

Now, we'll try the time when we can hear it. Hi. I think it's a very rare time. You got to hear it. Because someone does a very good Arnold with it and they just do roses lines. It's like it's a Vio Urea diamond. I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Jacob let's see if this stops you from beating off to this specific scene.

Have you pounded this this scene, Jacob? No. I think you took a little too long to answer that question, Jacob. No, I haven't. That kid put myself in Leo's shoes. I mean, you know what, Jacob's fucking pounds are two. He does want. He's right there.

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Has to come out of me. Get this bad out of me. Because I hated the guy in the photo. I mean, it looked, yeah, I can't put myself in the place of the person they're banging. Does that make sense? Well, let's see if you can do it now. Christine, play.

And we'll tweet this out at the Bonfire 6M. Shout out to Christian for sending it to us. And I would never... It's a very weird timing. I think myself is Leo. Jagger wanted to draw me like one of your French girls. He's just... Wearing this.

All right. Wearing only this. Alright. Wearing only this. The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a person in doll. It's so stupid. There's a paying customer. I expect to get what I want. Sparron. I expect to get what I want. So spot on. Look at my boobies, Jack.

Look at them. Look at my boobies, Jack. Look at them. That's great. Yeah, dude. I thought I saw that a couple of times. That's great. It's so funny.

That's not a mere fuel. Yeah. I, you know, I think the face swap stuff is fucking creepy. Jacob, it's going to take me a while to build this Freddy. But with that right. Oh, Jay, but you're leather making ability. You underestimate yourself. But it's, I want to have a solution until then.

I say go to bed with a weapon, dude. Even if it's a fake cap, cap gun or something, just having your head, you're holding a piece, dude. How about nunchucks? I can give you a pair of nunchucks. A bow staff. Ooh, this is good. Let's put out a pole. An uncharge taser. We should try to put out a poll to see which weapon Jacob should use to be a dream warrior.

Let's go to bed with. Yeah, should you go to bed with a bow staff? I think that's a great idea. I think a hatchet's very dangerous. So I would really like that. It's extremely dangerous. A knife's very dangerous. What about a bow and arrow?

Okay, now we're starting to think about things a quiver of arrows and a bow Jacob I would love that To bed with that every night. So those are the two You might sleep on your side though. Just so you know that quiver's gonna be real uncomfortable to lay on Yeah, you will have to sleep on one side and choose that side because rolling over you could crush the arrows Then you can't you don't have any ammo Mm-hmm. I'd say sleep on your holding hand and leave your your pulling hand free yeah you want your draw hand your draw hand yeah you want it I don't even know if it's called that but you just wanted

you know you know it's got to be what it's called just to draw draw arrows oh look at Danny. Danny wasn't he wasn't junior Olympics archer champion. Okay Jay, but you didn't need to tell the fans okay. I know. That was a little embarrassed of that. My mom should have got to watch you got to watch Joe and his fucking thick dong in a in a speedo or I'm going to send you up to the mountains to shoot arrows. I'm sure I'm dropping you off at archery and then I'm going to go meet your new father.

I'm sorry Dan you've got gotta go to Robin Hood Camp. I've gotta take Joe to win the Masters 4x1. Today's a big warm battle. I mean you've gotten super in the larping lately. I go, hey mom, don't worry, I can get that hornet's nest out of that. Save yourself some hair spray and fire. So you can email me at Hawkeye83 at Yahoo.com. Is there, are there real speed archers?

I don't know. I've never seen that. I've seen like people that are good at pinpoint. Let's get really good at archery. You could get speed archery. Oh, yeah, let's get good archery and challenge Joe Rogan. Exactly. Just add a nowhere where like by the way you had no idea we're archers yeah so by the

way as Lewis likes to call you mr. Rogan I would like to shoot arrows against you a tampon because only pusseas are scared of their dreams all right Chelsea wow yeah why don't you get behind a big rig with that kind of talk? Wow Live on the open. Oh, I'm scared. It's just it is what it is. I Wake up. I keep going here. I am I like the idea that Chelsea has a nightmare You want to have the week Chelsea? So Chelsea just wakes up from a nightmare and spits chaw into a cup She goes, yeah, lucky fucking vampire didn't get just 15 more minutes to sleep. I would have fucked that monster up You're gonna take a squirt and jump back in

Listen to Donna Dawkin there Yeah, you've never done talking. I love Chelsea, but Chelsea you've never woken up from a dream terrified or Woken up scared I wake up scared every day with anything. No. In her defense, she's saying scared of going into the dream. But she's also Jacob, not afraid of going into those dreams. He just, well, I guess you kind of describe you are Jacob, because you don't, uh, uh, you said you, you, you, you stay up a lot at night because you don't want to go to bed because you're just going to have nightmares. I mean, I, I eventually just go, I'm not like terrified to go to bed. I just know it's coming.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not piling on the tampon joke, although it sounded like I was. I'm just saying. I honestly think it's a good option. We should, and we should. That way when you wake up in your dream, holding a tampon, you can just pop it in your pussy, and then you'll'll go you'll go right back to be an okay. You're gonna be just fine. You were the leakin. That's all. You were 20 years ago. Oh dude, Christine, check the video that Black Lou just sent because Jay and I need to get this good at archery. Holy, it's good. It's good. It's good. 1,120 arrows in 1.4 minutes. Yeah, let me see the guy shooting like eight arrows at a time Jacob The three of us are gonna get this good and then we will siege will have a siege on Rogan's compound Who just arrows? We ended up taking a lot of energy. Jacob. We can take deep breaths because this is gonna be zero audio

100% visual. You're all your hearing's air and speed. And Jay and I react it. Wow. Oh, huh? We will tweet this on fire, SXM. But this is a guy shooting 1100, 1,120 arrows in 1.4 minutes. Just play. You don't have to wait for it. There's no one. Time for the shoot. Oh, God. Oh, that was just looks like he's just

trying to find the volume off completely. Oh, he just he's just flinking arrow. Yeah, you're right. It just looks like he's like, go. This is stupid. Get rid of this. But it is because But you want to dream. Put it out. Dream where you're going. Oh, you're right. You know what? Black Lou's got a good point. This is the sawed off shotgun of arrows. You're going for spray. You're going to be in the dream. You could do. We could all do this. No, no, I don't understand this. This guy got it from Arab archery. Look how weird his face is to oh no he actually

Now this guy's special needs really rich to learn archery This guy's a special needs dude for sure. We need or you need to believe in love Christine. God did you not watch Robin Hood? This guy's got goofball face for sure. He really does he really does left in the oven too long face Absolutely, oh boys and tipped Dude badass Jacob Come on Ten archers, but it's just him that we talk. All right. This is weird turn this off This is only visual and it's also not it's weird to shoot it out. It's weird to be now.

It's funny. This is always the line. Yeah, hit those. He's just shooting arrows into the sky. If you're driving by the park and you see this, you're going like, hey guy, what's up? Hey guy, what we're doing? While we're looking for a good audio uh... things to talk about here we have

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maybe senate uh... i don't know but whatever you thought district twelve she's ready to throw down in the eight mile arena all i know is she ain't shit compared to shy rest all worth but why did you give her a chance to and for you to shut your fucking mouth i'm sorry i just an elderly woman come on and linda paulson everybody Why don't you shut your fucking mouth. I'm sorry elderly woman. Come on Linda Paulson everybody Just look like she can just dominate a stack of pancakes. She can just make pancakes that'll make you want a fucking

Oh, come here every morning. I bet she cooks really good and then she farts loud in front of you and acts like you Respect her enough to not say anything about it Shhh, that's the secret ingredient fucking like sl slacks. Female slacks, farts too. You know those ones? Let's be like carpet. We're gonna creep the ass face. Slacks. Yeah, yeah.

God is in his holy temple. Oh, hello, Caroline. All right, you can go. Yeah, give a rip on this one. 57 seconds. Huh? Okay. Sweet dance. Yeah, give a rip on this one 576 Okay There's a she already hold on she already did the white person wrapping thing which

You'll you'll notice of course Shire of Stahlworth didn't do but she did the my name is blank and I'm here to say she did that So the Shira Starworth She does yeah, and her My name is Shira's No, no, I'm saying her rap her rap. She says my name is Shira and I'm yeah damn. I was wrong my own theory blew up in my own face I'm gonna show a tampon in my p hole p hole Go by the way when she gets to close up or the picture, they brighten them teeth up.

Quite subit. She got some brownies. Yeah, well, she's got some, yeah, she's got some, I'm gonna settle it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sure, my teeth suck. I'm just saying, look at the bright now. These are District 12, listen up right here.

There's a new name on the ballot for the Senate this year. My name is Linda Palsson, Republican and awesome. Love God and family and the Constitution. I tried to get another conservative to run. Nobody could do it so I'm getting it done. I'm pro-religious, free to pro-life, pro-police. The right to bear arms and the right to free speak. I want less government.

Control and regulation want to stop and expose all political corruption whereas integrity, morality, accountability, government programs should lead to self-sufficiency and support traditional family as the president of Michigan. He hits gas. He hits gas. She does support traditional family. She does support traditional family. That's a dog with a dog. It was a dog with a dog. Really, that's a dog, that's a fucking dog whistle.

It's a dog whistle. Oh really? That's closet. I'm kidding, I don't fucking, I don't know. It's just a funny thing to do. Just to dig in. Is this her whole fucking family? Damn, they fall.

It's Utah. Oh man, you're right. Fuck. Linda Paulson's out here like, bam, bam, bam, leave it in me. God wants to watch you and pregnant me Bang bang bang bang in her husband's like I'm just a receptor could have come Where's her sister wives are in there somewhere? All right, there's one directly behind her directly behinders one. Yeah, that's a new one to over our left shoulder

Yeah, no over the left shoulder is no, that's an older one too. Jay, they all look young enough that she could have just like 16 kids and then their kids at 16 kids and then their 16 kids at 16 kids. You think they all blew out of this one snooch, huh? I think, yeah, I think she's the, I think she's the, I think she's the head vampire. Damn, you think she needs vaginal mesh? Yeah. Keep that thing, keep that thing away. Yeah.

Keep that thing sacked away Sorry, you can't get to it. It's too Creates too much life. All right, go back a little bit because I was wrong. You know, she well, I was wrong She might oh, she might be gay. I'm with you on that She might be a closeted lesbian who always hit it so because you talk All the Mormon wacky shit. I love munching box shit I didn't mean to put that in the song. I love my WMBA You know I watched that they there's a long form three episode documentary on Netflix

About that Lori Vallow story. Do you recall that at all? It was a she fell in love. She had kids and she fell in love with a Chad daybell. The guy was like a wacky doomsday prepper and religious guy and then she went nutty and she had her kids killed. You do remember the story because her brother helped her kill the kids and he was the one that had like the we had the video of him doing like the voiceover stuff. Yes. The voice fresh.. Yeah Alex Cox. I always had all the voice guy

That old shit's rooting in Mormon that old stories like it's a gladder day saint shit, dude. It's a wacky Scientology really gets a lot of the ump Mormonism is is as bonkers is all of it. They did a Last podcast on the left did like a five episode series on Mormonism and it's fucking crazy all the shit They researched you like really find out this dude was just straight up like oh just this religion and now people are like have 20 kids To make your own planning. Yeah Yeah, also Yeah, oh yeah, he's the great great grandson of or the great grandson of bring him young Oh, I bet you university. I bet you your boys quarter back might be Mormon

Who oh toa yeah, yeah, they really got over the Pacific Islands. They were So I don't like my Yeah, they really got over the Pacific Islands. They went over there and really got everybody. So I don't think it's like a documentary or like, oh, you're Mormon. I don't want to insult your religion if you're listening out there. And I'm guessing your name is who, a homo-lahabgah-haha-ya? I don't know, J.B., you're about to get lit up

as you watch someone do a hawkah in front of you of the comedy club as you walk up. That is going to suck, dude. Somebody with tribal tattoos. It's fucking my world of paperwork. So, yeah. Woo! I think you're like, oh, shit. No definition of their muscle, but they're so strong. It's gonna suck dude somebody with tribal tattoos. It's fucking my world of effort No definition of their muscle, but they're so strong. Oh my god

Hulk strength dude, they have no definition of their muscle, but so strong and thick intense Let's finish this rat Channel family as a fundamental unit of society. Oh, pause, pause. Was that a little flag wave there? She said fundamental, she get the word fundamental in there, and the fundamentalists are the, uh, go, but you go back with a change. This girl obviously doesn't like the gaze.

Come on, look at her. No, no, the fundamentalists are the, the fundamentalists are the sister wives and all that kind of crazy shit I didn't know yeah government programs should lead to self-sufficiency and support traditional family as a fundamental unit of society but in schools they are pushing for new beliefs and just to clarify this because there's something that can't define this as a female adult. I know what a woman is. Yeah, that last little big there. I think it's anti-trans.

I think other swapping pieces. Well, no, that was the remember the guy, the documentary. What is a woman? Yeah. That's what she's saying. The thing I know, that's great. That's a damn that was funny. What a Black Lou your score Plug your score for this American Idol competition. Are you shy rest all worth all the way? Absolutely. Yeah, I'm shy of star with to the day. I don't know. Honestly. I'm sure I was for Go ahead. Where you sit you? I was gonna try and think of whose Politics I line up more by the way shyest all worse politics. I think are heavily religious and conservative as well

Yeah, they are I don't know if she's for that video Chris. This lady says she's for free speech. I'm not pro life So that's no good, but like who are we gonna vote for? Who I vote for in a showdown in the polls my name is If I'm going by song Yeah, it's a walkoff I gotta hear Shire's platform again who I want to hang with Shire's thought worth also to at Moss Point now. I don't I don't mean that I vote for Shire Star and I'm running for mayor Morris point vote for me for my temple in prayer agenda

Prayer agenda That stands for something People of my point. Oh, are we not watching the YouTube video? No, Lou was bringing it up. Oh, can we play this? We can't hear this at all. Vote chyristallworth.com. I'm wondering if we look it up there,

will we see the exact points of her campaign? I'll allow. I couldn't hear that at all though. Chris, he's making boo-boo faces, but I have no idea. No one's saying anything. I'm checking all my levels to make sure I'm up. She's making sure she has snare in her head drums. Yeah.

I check your brain fluid. Talk back. Whoa. Whoa. Yo, chicken. I'm fluid. Talk. Whoa. Whoa. Yo, burn city. Oh, no volume. Just like I could read better. Lou, you can't hear that at all. Damn, we got listen, we're going to be back in studio tomorrow,

whether loose sick or not, apparently. Yeah, he's just coming in. Don't worry. He's going to wear a mask though for a little bit until he doesn't want to. Coming in if I'm sick. Is it playing now? The audio. Why don't I play the audio? Christine, you play the visual because you can't get the audio. Ready? Let's press at the same time. Ready? Go. Nice. You guys nailed it. Hi, I'm Shara Sawa, and I'm running for Mayor Morris Point. Vote for me for my temple and prayer agenda. Shara.

I'm just keeping the same thought of the people of my spine. I need those. for my spot. My name is... My kids play it. I mean, immediately this has a hook. This has a prayer, responsibility, accountability, year, yield, and power to restore. I'm old enough to know and young enough to do The job of the city for me to go register to vote. Go cash, show votes. If you want to see a change, don't yelling enough to do the job of the city for me Yeah Go register to vote, go cash or vote

If you wanna see a change, don't be the black We the tight and ancient for innovation For job creation, for education I like job creation Hey, for a by the campaign, say like Star Wars Star Vote for my mom on April 6, 2021 Yeah, yeah, yeah My name is Shaim.

Let's start with the groundwork there. So I was always trying to rush black people into stuff and it definitely looks like Linda Paulson is trying to keep them at bay. Yeah, if I was breeding. I would say of anything. I also, like I said, really like job creation. It's just me. I would save anything. I also like I said really like job creation It's just me I'm a guy. I'm just a guy who likes to see other people doing well, you know

She showed the picture of her of her black counterpart the one she's going against In the video Linda Paulson you see that the enemy they flex That's a woman in Congress. Sorry. I'm I that's a woman in congress that like when they're talking about defining a woman she couldn't she like skirted around the definition i don't think that's her counterpart yeah yeah i don't think that's what she's going against she was basically saying like i can define that's where she's like i can define what a woman is she's gonna say she's gonna say a fuzzy Zola

thing yeah great now i guess we have to have fried chicken at the Governors mansion Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa dude. Did you know you quoted right after fucking tiger one the the master? Didn't they ask fuzzies over the and that was his answer and then when they came back again like what's that about? He goes what they love it I don't think he back now. I don't think he back now i don't think he back there much like a now i'm saying what he's never really got white with racist like what man they love fried chicken all day what do you want me to say yeah what and

then immortalized in a p-ditty video bonk it didn't could do think boom boom boom boom yes i check up Dinky Dinky Dinky Dink, Pomp Pomp Pomp Pomp. Yes, Jacob? Well, just, I wanted to bring up Marcus King because we're playing great songs. Oh, yeah. So I just wanted to say that Christine and I wanted to see him on Friday at the Beacon Theater,

which I had never been to before. Oh, the Beacon, you're awesome. The Beacon professional rules. Great sound. And man, if everyone should go and see Marcus live, they're just tremendous band. Even the guy opened for Neil Francis is great. So check him out too. Yeah, it was an awesome show. I mean, they're just amazing. Like it was funny. Played for a couple of hours. Ah, like two hours just said. Yeah, that was awesome. That's why he just...

Go ahead, Jay. Did you and Jacob before around? Damn. We did get pizza afterward. We walked you afterward. That's pretty naughty for Jacob. We got some pizza. We got some pizza. He had a fuel himself for his nightfights. Really? You spend all that time with jaykov and you sent him home to go

whack off to make a pictures of cw girls realize christine realize friending uh... i saw a picture markis king just posted of him with the doobie brothers and i was like that's that's what's up that's correct at one point, they just kept, somebody just came out of the, onto the stage. It was just an, an old man. He was just wailing on the guitar. And even Christine said, where

that old man come from? Who is he? I mean, it turned out as Marcus's dad. Oh, yeah, he said that he said, insane guitar player. Yeah Insane guitar player. Yeah. So good. Yeah, it's so funny. That'd be like if you're doing a show. You know, like him and dad's gonna come out and do five minutes. And then he just rips and then he's like, all right, later. Bye. He's like, next dad opens for a bunch, right? Oh yeah. It's pretty cool. I like the story. Fantastic.

I'm at my dad open for me. Just having Gary sit down and go, well, Jay wasn't an easy child. That's why I left quick and early. He goes, ah, dude, his, his, his, out, his Ed and Borough shows called My Side of Things. It's just an hour of a deadbeat dad talking shit on his game. It's two sides to every story, the Gary Otters. It's so, I don't know, it gets all weed around fish. I like the fish this kid couldn't touch him He won't touch him alive Yeah, the problem with Jason was that he was scared of fish and I fucking love the game and river

This little memo all time Yes, man, I was all worried about thunder strikes and shit Land the bass. It's pissing his pants were on the monorail. We're not even on the ride yet Next thing I know he's got fucking babysitter all naked got her on tape Spread her butt hole putting things in her chaunch. Yeah, my fucking new girls got a height snacks so we can fuck a chill at night So far your dad just do you know I love that I love if my dad wasn't dead and this came back on an hour just clapping back at me It'd be like I think some about this little bitch made raised by a woman I've never seen a boy cry so much. Yeah. Oh really you're upset that whole Cogan lost

It was pre-decided you have fucking part and then I like That's the shame I got into liking football and wrestling weirdly enough was they would come in. And I remember exactly the video that it was because they were teasing me because it was like time for wrestling or football, one of the two. I believe it was wrestling. Yeah. And I was like, and my dad loved wrestling at the time too.

And I was like, I'm MTV. Like I go to my dad's and he had cable. I didn't have cable. So like MTV was everything. Yeah. And I remember them coming out and like basically making illusions to me being queer because I was watching like a, it was culture club.

You come and go. So it's like, you know, a pretty, I think that maybe even laughed at my belief that boy George was a pretty cute looking chick. Yeah. And they just, and then they just laughed at me and changed the channel to wrestling. But it was NWA wrestling, which in hindsight,

I ended up like loving with such a fever. Yeah. Like I got so in the wrestling, that's what I was talking to Lewis and Dave Bettas the other day on Skank. So I'm like, there was a time when I'd go to someone's house who had cable's what I was talking to Lewis and Dave Betz the other day on Skanks. I'm like, there was a time when I'd go to someone's house who had cable. If I was up late at night, you could scroll through blah, whatever channels. Some channels just had in the middle of the night.

I'd be like in Georgia visiting like an uncle or something with my dad in the middle of the night, AWA or WCCW wrestling would come on. I watched all of it. I thought it was so great But it was bullying from my stepbrothers and dad being like you're a fucking you're a fucking broad Because you want to watch culture club instead of the Eagles game I'd like I better start to like some sports. Yeah, you go. I don't care about Ron Joorsky I care about boy George get out of my face. Oh first in in Ron Jaworski's era, I'd never watched the Eagles. My Eagles starting Eagles era was a Rano Cunningham.

Which was not Cunningham's. It was it was it was young for sure. But I'm just saying like that's when I got into it. I didn't get into it like I wasn't like four years old, caring about the Eagles or anything like that. Five years old didn't give a shit. Do you do Rano Cunningham or old? But probably by like, you know, nine, 10,

starting it into sports. But they shamed you out of MTV, which probably just pushed you, you know? Pushed you more towards it. I went boy George, had that stupid the way she looked in that video. I was just like, I thought it was such an 80s girl of the time.

I also thought Cindy Loper in time as her time video is gorgeous. Yeah. And she's ridiculous looking, of, but like, I did. I mean, you thought Boy George was like a cute girl, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, when I was a little kid for sure. Damn. I think they even told me it was a man. I was like, Shut up! Shut up, fake. That's not fake. Boy George is a woman. He says it in the lyric. I'm a man. He says it in the lyric. He says in his name. It's boy George. Yeah, I'm a man George are both masculine. Yeah, they got it.

I thought I was spelled B.O.I. Boy George was like a foreign. Oh, yeah, you're like, no no that's a lady that I'm in love with you And green yeah, dude Yeah, man, that's what I'm saying is if boy George had a pussy in the 80s. I would have fucked it damn And then you would have been you would have gotten crying game Damn, and then you would have been you would have gotten crying game And again, it wasn't like a classic like how I thought Pam Anderson was gorgeous and shit. Yeah, it wasn't that again I was so young. I just like whatever little boy feelings are I would this one confuse me because I thought it was like a cool chick Yeah

Yeah, I mean it wasn't like I wasn't like she's so pretty. I'm just like oh she's like got a thing I mean I did I jerked into the cure for six years before figuring out Robert Smith was a man Meanwhile everyone in the band was cornhole in each other in this motherfucker Culture club. Yeah throat culture club. You guys probably always got strip from fucking nut necks Getting them loads blasted up. Why do they have like wild stories? So I gotta make home a phobic joke now so you don't get suspicious. That's it.

Turn this video off. It's so gay. It's so gay and I just gotta miss him. I miss being in love with him. I just really noticed his fingerless gloves. Oh! Oh, there it is. Oh yeah. I was trying to cut it off for you.

I realize I've built my whole thing up with boy George. That's your intespo. Yeah, Christina. We use more deep fake deep fake me into some fucking boy George for sure. Please deep fake Jane the comic. Oh my god. Yeah, it's got to be Carmichael.ila can't be crying game. It's got to be Karma Camila in time Karma karma karma karma. Come to Camila You think you think boy George's gold star gay or do you think that he uh Just because it was the 80s and drugs and everything that he's definitely fuck some chicks. Oh, yeah

I Think that's it's the latter it also cuz just I um, I think that's the latter. Also, because just check out this video. The latter's the last one, right? Music videos in the 80s didn't have to make any sense. They were like, we're gonna dress up like revolutionary times and play poker. And then uh, just have boy George. Boy George will be there. It's revolution.

Damn thing. Yeah, yeah. You're dancing. All right, he won. He goes, no cool. You guys distracted me with that fucking he-she-outside. What's happening? Yeah. What's going on with that? We're on a riverboat. We're doing-

Oh no, all my Tom Sawyer money. Yeah, they tried to make a story, but it was all coked up. Yeah, but, but, but, but, but, but, but. Well, no, there's a karma he was cheating sure you could see New York City rep on it what's up lady what's up hey what's up miss but that little mouth can fucking go to work on a dick damn dude just boy George that Joe list mouth it blinks like him too just a small a small mouth you can really feel it all four sides. You know what I mean?

You know what I'm saying? What do you want to do? Put your fucking penis in my tiny mouth. You fucking... Tienzy mouth. Yeah, dude. Damn, what a part of it. Boy George could get it all day long.

Dude, I love finding out about your crushes. I mean, you were watching wrestling, which is kind of gayer than culture club. In hindsight, if I had the humor in me at that time, I was just so young, I would have loved to really fight that bad on, but you guys are going to watch men in tights roll around and fake fighting together. Yeah. So why don't you chill out? And I'll be over here with my confused boner for this pretty guy. out and I'll be over here with my confused boner for this pretty guy. You know I'm sorry that I enjoy style. I'll be over here trying to sort some shit out, dad, while you guys watch men roll around

and wrestle. I know that's gay. I don't know what I'm feeling. Oh shit. Car, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, mccarm, karma, karma, come to me, Liam. I think we gotta take my mom a break. Shut up. Oh, wait.

That's your producer job. Yes. Yes, you're right, Christine. We have to get break. Sorry about that boss. I don't mean that Christine look at me in the eyes. You are not my boss. Damn.

Damn. Christine finally got, thought she got over. She's not my boss. Damn. And I do. Christine finally got, thought she got over. She's like, even though you are an owner of Skankfest, I say what happens there. I wish that was true. It's not true at all. Look at me. I am the captain. I am the captain. Now, Christine and Rebecca are fucking throwing down right now. Is it time? It's launch, dudes. It's time. Yeah,

my house is inundated with stuff and lists and schedules and whatever, but you kind of know what the end result of all that is. And so, yeah, these girls are they're working hard. They're three weeks away from sheriff's. I know. I have to go Thursday. I'm going to look at the venue and I'll let you know at least if anybody, if I think it was a huge mistake to do it in this place or not. I won't tell anybody else. Yeah, I'm excited to hear also make sure you get tickets to go see Jay and Ari Schaffer with Kim Kongden in Las Vegas. That's this Wednesday.

You can go get tickets at biggetcomedy.com. First show sold out. I think the second show is as close so it's close go get tickets right now J Ari co headlining with Kim Kong to an opening big J comedy dot com of course Dan Soder Arlington, Texas is coming up Addison Addison Addison I love that place too. Addison Improv coming up as well as something else. Cleveland Holarides? Cleveland Holarides. That's pretty exciting.

There it is. He's going to be in Addison September 22nd to the 24th. That's this weekend. Oh. And after that he's going to be in Cleveland and Wisconsin for tickets and all of Tordi's go to dancota.com. I hate to, I love the plug But I hate to say I don't think I'll be in I'm not gonna be anywhere near Wisconsin

I will be in Charlotte Oh, that's an accidental copy and paste from my Wisconsin. Yeah, cuz you'll be in Wisconsin So make sure you go check out bigjcomedy.com Columbus this week and also yes Columbus funny, but Thursday through Saturday go get no Friday Saturday Son of a bitch. What are you doing on Thursday? You son of a bitch Thursday? I'm looking at the venue Wednesday, I thought you know I'm sorry. I thought you I don't know where I got Wisconsin from on yours down I thought I went to I thought I pulled it over for a website. I just read something room. Oh, it's all good

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