The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - A Good Batch

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Jay and Christine are getting their bodies in shape by way of modern medicine.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on... What is the SXM? Yeah, Series XM. You can say Series XM if you want. Thank you very much. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the SMX app. Say Series XM. Serious XM! You can listen on the serious XM app. Go to seriesXM.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the bonfire with Big J.O. Crescent and Robert Kelly.

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I put my phone down, I was like, hey, Jacob. Like, I I mean it was a good hey, right? Yeah, it wasn't interested It was pretty good. Oh shit, but I'm throwing through Facebook Trying to find this post that I saw today that was sad and made me laugh as I'm going through Facebook though I for can't believe I haven't put this on this sheet yet. See a nice little commercial For pillow cube star Robert Kelly and Max it gives you full movement a yinect dude I'm the beginning please Wait for the beginning with some volume

Why isn't it playing this time you're looking out so hard because God doesn't want you to do this. Yes, he does God does not like this You use a mom pillow cube You're hoarding at your child Wait a second I'm gonna stop I'm gonna stop why I don't like your face. You really look hurt Bobby's looking like this. Do you look over season? I know not even that. I this is hilarious. You do it. You know what it was doing to me? That's when Max was a little boy. Oh, it's taking you back. Dude it took me back to my max. There's a cute little boy Yeah, and he was like, oh, he's just goofy. You'd call him out before he before he knew you were taking advantage of this. I was a stage dad Boy, learn your lines. You can see all the cuts, music, max.

If you want to do this, I need you to step up big here. Well, I told him, I go listen, I'm the director, there's one director. You're the actor, you have to learn this now if you're going to be in the business. Do what's said, or don't do it at all. Yeah, you can do you a version after you do the right version. You can go dick around with your mom listening to the cure or you can get in the game. Yeah, you get the game and be rich and take care of your father when his career plummet after ozepic takes out Jay and Christine. You want to ozepic drops us? What's ozepic drops you think they're gonna do the bonfire with Bob?

Christine already threw up this morning. Oh no. I threw up today. I went to bed last night. I thought it was the dark chocolate almanza. I was like, oh, they kind of upset my stomach. Because you're not supposed to eat. Yeah, not supposed to eat. No, we had shake shack and I was like, well, guys, you can't listen to me. I got to let us wrap it. You can't have ozappan. Yeah, my mind was let us wrapped. It doesn't matter. It does. You get that shake shack is the saltiest burger ever. It has so much sodium in it. I don't think salt is my issue. I think that you burger. the saltiest burger ever. It has so much sodium in it. I don't think salt is my issue. I think that's your burger.

Listen, you can't. You gotta be healthy. Oh, veggie burger. I throw up a fight at veggie burger too. I know, I really want to like cook. Did you have french fries? Did you have fries? The cheese fries.

So what? Okay, we didn't finish them if it makes you feel better. No, it doesn't make me feel better. We didn't finish. We just had the cheese ones on top. This is a bad conversation. I've never been. No, it doesn't. We didn't finish. We just had the cheese ones on top You can say things you can saw we Bobby, but don't just make up shit It's the fattest conversation I've ever ever heard

Fattest conversational this is definitely the fattest conversation I've never heard of fatter conversation this. I certainly haven't started many fatter conversations, Ves, what you think? I've never eaten fries in the bed by myself and just my underwear. Why, is that what you think? Dude, I wish I could find this. Are you concerned about that though, at all? He stuck something you stomach yesterday, and you're throwing up today.

Well, I'll start sticking your finger in your stomach and then making that make you throw out. Right? Whatever gets there, Bobby, whatever gets your heart. Is that, is that, is that, is that, is that a, is that a word that you throw up in the morning? Yeah, I think it's part of it. Okay, just throw up everything.

If you go, if you're doing it right, I think. Yeah, you got it, you got to get off. I just got on. It's got on. It's the first's part of it. Okay, just throw up everything. If you do it, if you do it right, I think. Yeah, you got it, you got to get off. I just got on. It's got on, it's the first day, of course. It needs to settle. What needs to settle? You want to have a pick at my body? What is the ozepic?

It's weightless juice. A dip. It's in a smell. It's making us lose weight. It's my mouth sweaty. Thank you, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Robbie.

I mean, it's a little better. Hello, Sampec. I mean, I'm, I'm, we're gonna have to get you a trash can to stay in. Is it me, you're... Oh. Oh. I mean, Oscar, Oscar, Jacob is in the house.

Jacob the Grouch. Yeah, Jacob the Grouch, Jesus. Jake the Grouch. I'll kill myself Grouch. Jesus, Jake the Grouch. I'll kill myself. I mean, you have to kill yourself, but you just, you know, pep it up a little bit. How are you? Doing good.

Oh, that's good. That's good. Jesus, I don't believe it. That's not enforced. He is forced. He doesn't like us. And it's starting to hurt. I like you.

I don't like the city. Whoa. Hey wait a minute That was a singular that was weird the way that came because no, I like yeah, yeah, I mean what about? Not a big fan of the rest of this bullshit. I would say use but not not DJ Lou and Christine I understand that I guess I guess I understand yeah, Christine could be a little bit especially on the ozepic She's a little snappy. Oh, she's a lot on the ozepic. You don't know what this is, don't know her household. In the one day.

Yeah, that's probably my fault. Right, I'm a carthy to go to the ozepic, and he's slim now. Another guy sent me a message last night and with his before and after pictures, said it's changed his life. Really? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I'm gonna give us about three more seconds of looking than I'm giving up because I wanted to bring this up either way. What? How bad it is to- Oh, not the pillow cube thing. Put your life, no, that was great though. I actually had a safe post.

Can I say something about that pillow cube thing? Please? They asked me a year ago too. Oh, Jacob, you missed it. Bobby, who are maxed out to do a commercial with him for the Facebook you pillage you yeah let down right what do you mean a let down no no it's fine I'm actually not upset about it at all let me just no Bobby text you one of the

coolest things I've ever seen in my life it's one of the coolest things ever first of all Jay can I just say something yes you can this company you know I'm an influencer mm-hmm I'm an influencer. Mm-hmm. I'm an influencer. You are indeed. Do you know what that is? Yes, it's when they want you to push products

with apparently your son using your son for this. My son and I both have pillow cubes. We're very big fans because we sleep where side sleepers. Which voice are you gonna have to say now? Now you have to say you're contracted in. What? We're side sleepers, okay? And so I had a bad shoulder

and a pinch nervous my neck because the pillow, regular pillows would hurt my neck because I would scrunch up my shoulder. And they sent us things and I sent them a video that they could use. I didn't say they could use it for their next round, for the next 17 years. Understood. I didn't know they were gonna do that their next round for the next 17 years. I Didn't know they were gonna do that. I said, you know, you put a little thing you sent them a thing for Instagram I didn't know they were gonna make a commercial and put a whole ad budget behind it and make me in

I'm confused they pay they said They paid you money They paid you money. And it was said, can you make a few? So you're gonna ask your question. I like the product. I like the product. I actually was like, hey, do these are cool.

I like them. They sent me a couple of them. Aren't you bring a pillow cube to the cure? I said, you didn't suggest that. You didn't suggest that. They don't make a travel pillow cube. That's the best. Believe me, I'd love to bring a fucking,

I would love to bring a mattress. Okay. To the cure. I wish they had, I wish love to bring a fucking, I would love to bring a mattress To the cure I Wish they had I wish they had lock we get a loft I would love to get like one of the the Luxury lofts for the cure so I can just nap up. Oh, just get one get a box Maybe yeah, get a box and maybe I could take some of those little hot dogs wrapped in bacon and throw them on the stage And see if he goes and get some you were already wrong about helps Hot dogs wrapped in bacon and throw them on the stage and see if he goes and gets them. You were already wrong about how- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dude, I don't love the cure. I mean, dude, I hate, I don't even like him. I almost hate them now. I'm not going. Now you're going.

It's gonna be great. It would have been great if not in a white... We're gonna be in a white... ...the whole time. You're gonna be in row 33, and I'm in 55. I'll be, listen. We send Dawn down with Josh and Christine. You think I'm letting him...

I come up with you in Max. If you think I'm letting Don hang with Josh, what do you think he's gonna do? Finger fucker. Okay, well, I can't say for sure he's not gonna try. Yeah, exactly, he's trying to fucking grab whatever it is. And he's irresistible because I don't know if you've heard, but he's smart, he's in talent.

Now, but I'll win them over because I'm good looking, I'm cute, I'm funny, I'm talented. I don't need that near my wife. I don't need that type of confidence. We have the same beard now, I don't need that. She's not prepared for that kind of talent in her life. Yeah, plus his beard connects the whole way. He's the quadruple threat. He's the quadruple threat. You're not wrong. And he's probably got a big thing down there. Big squiggly snuff. He'll love his trunk.

Oh, I'd be willing to bet that guy's got a thing on him. I can't find this on Facebook. I'm not going to keep looking. I'll just describe it because it really is fucked up. It's better that you describe it. Do you know why you don't describe things? We don't describe we don't we'll just be reading it. This will be good. Just writing off its legal if I read it So I just tell you but I don't please please start the show But please and just say how to jack up and get it the right way. Yeah, hey, what's up Jacob? Hey, Bobby. Hey Jay. I didn't say hey yet I don't have to I don't have to wait. That's how excited you are

That's how excited I like it. All right. I like it. I don't have to. I don't have to wait. That's how excited you are. That's how excited I am. Okay, I like it. Alright, I like it. And now he's smiling. He was fine. He found a second coat, so now he's okay.

Yeah, he needed his, uh, his alaskan winter coat. He's walking on sunshine. Nice. It's like a walking on sunshine. Man. Um, what's up? On Facebook today, I was just skimming through it and there's a comic I So soon by what he wrote

I guess I follow why did I not write this down remember it was because I don't want to say his name anyway But I'd like to read it because this is how fucked up social media is And how much people didn't use it to engage his Picture now has changed to the word sorry with a broken heart engage his picture now has changed to the word sorry with a broken heart. Then it's a couple of posts and one of them is like, I don't want to be here in this world. It's like a suicide threat, basically. I don't want to be I'm not happy. I live in constant pain.

He's got some sort of like accident. I guess he's got some pain in his leg and numbness and stuff. He's saying, it's too much pain. No one care. You know, it's a it's a loss of hope text. And he's like, and I don't still want to be here anymore. And I hope it's Keith. I want to join us. No, it's nobody I know, like, uh, well at all, if I know it all, um, but it's just a Facebook person. But it was like, and I'm thinking about leaving this world. And I, this is like rock bottom. It was like a day ago at least, that was posted.

There's four comments by two total people that are on this thing and the first one is like, I heard about it. I heard about it. I heard about it. I heard about it. I heard about it. Don't play the character,

you'll actually kill himself, you didn't do it already. Yeah, the first one's like, hey, it's so casually, Don't play the character, you'll actually kill themselves. You didn't do it already. Yeah. The first one's like, hey, it's so like casually, it's like, hey man, come on. Don't say that goes, it's always temporary. Things always get better and remember, like, you're great and everyone, and there are people who love you and care about it. It's written in that tone too.

I'm not like judging it up with like, haha, it's like, and everything's going to be fine. You'll see all this stuff is totally temporary. The next comment underneath is a meme of a guy pointing up and it says this. Oh, I just said that. How did it take? The guy's sitting in a tub with a knife and it's like that right there. I agree. Co-sign that. I'm not going to write a whole thing, but right there, this guy. I'm almost not doing that when people die, because I don't know what to say.

This. Whatever the person says. Dude, that's going to be my thing now. And someone sincere condolences, man. The tragedy and a loss goes, but you're going to snap back and you're going to see, like, life is for the living, you're going to be fine. This. Is it, is it get gone? like life is for the living you're gonna be fine. This. Hahaha.

Is it, is the kid gone? I, from when I saw you still hanging in there. Good. But he is not getting a lot of support on social media. I mean, we should send him a, the kitten hanging on. Hahaha. Hang in there. Hang in there. Hahaha.

I was like, well I got yelled at by my wife for middle-dennighting the other day. So we've all got things. I did. Tomorrow's another day. We get to start fresh. Tomorrow's a fresh day. You didn't get yelled at by your wife. No, I yelled at Christine for doing that. You did. Christine, why are you holding a hotdog three cookies and You had baby you had chocolate almonds last night? Where'd you get them?

Trigger Chas. You got chocolate almonds? When did you eat them? At night. But time. Mm. What is that? Are you supposed to on the ozampic?

Can you just eat whatever you want? Whenever you want. I think you're gonna be one of the interesting foods. I think you're gonna be interested in food. Wanna eat that much? Has that happened? It's been 24 hours. I think we're gonna eat it. And we who make you not want to eat that much. Has that happened? It's been 24 hours. I think we're gonna eat it and we're just gonna eat right through a Zem Pick.

Well, there's the spirit. You're gonna be immune to it. You're gonna build up a tolerance like snake, like snake venom. Yeah, this fucking drug isn't gonna work on me. You've already lost some weight, you threw up. I did throw up. So you're, that positive right now. Should I throw no plus a night tonight get that shake shack out of me. Do you have a shake? No no shake die coke die coke It's bad to why die coke is worse than regular coke you better so bad for you

I'm gonna work. Why not ask for 10? Yeah, I was pretending it just fucking killed you Did you just not wait? Yeah, dude? It's you okay, I just don't die cook then what why is this to one die coke because they don't give a fuck about you Yeah, big aspartame doesn't want you to know the truth. Yeah, yeah exactly right on Jacob Jacob you have to put a little more fucking chest in your voice if you get to say things like that Keep me that mouse you about it goes. I don't want you know That was one the first things when my mom was diagnosed with MS, they were like no more aspartane. Yeah, you can't have aspartane is terrible for you.

Well, I drink a diapiche snapple. That's probably not aspartane. That's an aspartane. That's a hundred percent aspartane. I told you it's the same as diapiche. The same thing. It's tea from the earth. It's tea from the earth with aspartane.

I drink three a day. Yeah, it's aspartane. What? Diapiche snapples? Yes. Yeah, that's fine. No, then not fine. The little ones, because I'm healthy. You're good, dude. In Europe, they don't allow any of that shit.

Really? It's illegal to put that shit in anything. So what's die-coke out there? It's a Coke, they put sugar. In die-coke? Yeah, it's called not die-coke. Now they do stevia, which is great. In die-coke.

Stevia, yeah. But only there die coke. Stevia, yeah, stevia. But only there. They haven't here too. So coke something. Coke stevia. I don't know what's co green. I have a whole new. Yeah, co green, co green.

Yeah, she'd switch. That's what I dream. Cozivia. Yeah, that's it. Aspartane is not good for you, dude. Zivia is okay at best. I love it. What's that's, what's Zivia? What is Zivia? It's just cold. It tastes but it's sweet and what's

Steve's cheap cola. I don't use expensive cola. I don't have any bubbly drinks for a year. I have another bubbly drink. You can drink a refrigerator full of this it's healthy. But I don't do bubbly anymore. No more soda. No crystal. I don't do salter and nothing. Yeah. Let's get some green coke. So weird after taste. Well, then fuck off and don't do it then what do I give a shit? Fuck off and get MS. Sorry. It's my biggest fear. Probably relax. And don't worry, you have jaded take care of you if you get something god. Oh my god. I take care you without MS

What's gonna cost more Yes, yeah, if you had a if you had a crane her into the tub. No, she'll just never wash Like that little on the dog licker clean. She'd be like that little midget girl Natalie like the tallie grace. I'll get your own little place in a shit neighborhood like that little midget girl. Not only like Natalia Grace. I get your own little place in a shit neighborhood. Jump off a bridge while I still can. Who gets you a first flow studio in the same building?

Did you watch Natalia Grace yet? I told you, I'm not gonna watch it. Couldn't give a fuck. Okay, about the show. Not about that. I can't watch the whole thing. I've seen the whole series three times. Right, you.

On the next, I'm as fucking dwarf. That's right. You took all the notes. Why can't you? Why don't you? What did you say? I don't want to watch it. Why? Because they told me what the outcome was, which and then who did? You two did. Okay. I don't think we said the outcome. Not on the air. And so I know what it's about and I don't want it bothers me. What do you why were you? Were you? I was just say the ending were you?

Well, yeah, we're going to get to it eventually anyway. Doesn't matter. Well, it. Yeah. Well, this is a show. It's on. I believe it's on. What is it on HBO Max?

Yep. So an HBO Max. It's a four four part. No six six parts series. Oh, guys, by the way, look real quick and see how far Aspartane is down that list. It's in it. Yeah. Oh guys, by the way look real quick and see how far as pertain is down that list It's in it. Oh, it's a great. It's a dash. It's in it. Well, okay. Well tell me is this your tea? Yeah What is a fendileca trunnendicrix? What's that what's fendinon lani lani nin? Well contains fendinon lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani lani l and contains fin and not a lot of law. But a small amount of fin and not a lot of law, the name.

Yeah, but it's got fin and not a lot of name. Well, it's distributed under the authority of Snapple beverage corporations. So you think their liar is over there? Yeah, but you know what they get fin and not a lot of life from Godzilla's tail. Yeah. Yeah, it's very rare.

The finest tea leaves get. And the finest tea leaves. It's not the finest tea leaves. Snapple? It's not. Have you ever been to Snapple's tea farms? Yes. Have you now?

It's in, yes, it's in Maui. Yeah. Yeah, that's what do you think they get the funny La La La not only? What did Mark the tour guide say to you? He said, dude. He told me Asperer Tame, Asper Schmame, who cares? Oh. Dude, look at that filtered water, citric acid, tea, aspartanis.

The filtered probably filters out the bad aspartanis stuff. No, they filtered first. And it's fine, guys. I'm probably not gonna be able to drink it anymore anyway when my body starts projecting food like Christine has. Christine, why are you gonna let this up? Why are you gonna do this? Because she wants to be healthy.

It's so bad for you, Jay. huh? It's so bad for you. Read side effects of Asmr. It says danger just to name a few read that right there What's side effects here? This is fucking Donald Trump things 12 die coax a day. He's fine. Yeah, he's fine He's mentally ill Anxiety you have that 80 I can't just skip Candida because none of us know Mm-hmm. 80, I can't. Why just skip Candida? Because none of us know.

I know a Candida. Proveicity, no problem. Headaches, never. Hyperactivity, no worries there. Tooth decay, that's off the table now. Diabetes, not with my ozemic. Brain lesions, why not? Mood alterations, use them.

Brain tumors. It's good fucking. That'll make people feel pretty bad for me. Depression. Depression, all day long. long, arthritis, why not? Asma, no, bloating, never. Adema, sick band, brain cancer, I'm fine. Chronic fatigue, no, chronic cough, thank you smoking,

confusion, of course, look at who I chose to live my life with. Diarrhea of the mouth, dizziness, why not? Flushing, fine, heart palpitations. How do you know you're living life unless you have it? Hair loss never, hives fine, hypertension, I live with it. Impotency, not in this lifetime. Insomnia all day long, irritability. Yes, itching, mm-hmm, joint pain, yes, brain fog memory,

loss, muscle spasms, and weight gain. All of the above, bring it. OZAMPIC'S GONNA FIX ALL THIS. O-O-O-O-O-O-ZAMPIC! Y-NO! Wow, that's a lot of bad shit. It's really bad for you. It's terrible.

I was off. I tried to get off artificial sweetener and do unsweetened iced tea, seltzer, black coffee, and just have like, diet coaks once in a while. But the last couple of weeks I've just been. Couple of diet coaks a day. I need it like every day. Here's what I was trying to stop drinking sugar drinks. I was drinking sugar drinks with natural sugar.

But it has, diet coke has a thing in it that makes you addicted to it. It's like a really, I mean, calling Quinn can't, calling Quinn can't quit it. Like, it's his thing. They have so good. And Quinn can't, Colin Quinn can't quit it. Like it's his thing. They have, and he can't do the gun. They have special cans at the seller for Quinn. Cause he needs it out of the can, yeah. We supposed to know that information. Yeah, man.

You know, columns actually never stepped foot on the original comedy seller floor. They rolled in different carpet. They do. Cause he doesn't want to do that. Do you know there's an actual second room? It's called the Collin Room. Yeah, we've never played the common Collin Room.

Yeah, it's behind the kitchen. I'll tell you this, die a peach snapple iced tea or peach snapple zero, as it's called now, is the only drink. And it's happening, this happened to me when we got home the other night. I sat down with a nice, do you put yours on ice? Lou?

No. You go right out of the thing. Because he's a man. No. You poured over some ice. It's the only drink in the world that when I sip it, I go, oh yeah. That's good. I go, it's a good batch.

My juice. So you act like you made it fresh? I really do. I say that's a good batch. I'm like, I'm crystal light. You like thought crystal light was healthy. Even though that's Aspirate. It's called crystal light crystal light kick. Okay, one of this is good for you. It's light. You can make your own tea at home and then hang on hang on. Yeah, you can make your own tea at home and it would be healthy. Oh, yeah, Christine. Start motion peaches. I won't be speaking.

Can I do this? You don't need to. I can't get Christine to make a consistent omelet for a weekend row. You think I'm gonna get her to fucking start grinding up peaches for my homemade tea? You want me to make it? Yeah, let's do it with our spare bathtub, Christine.

Like fucking prison wine. It makes him prison tea. That's the prison peach snapple zero. That's what would be going on in my jail cell. What do you make some hooch? No, no, no, this is diet peach snapple zero Yeah, now featuring stevia Hey, do you know a girl that can cram some aspartame upper snatch you get it in here for me? Christine's bringing that's for team it or snacks to be in prison Christine just shut up. Just bring it. did you bring it? Uh-huh. J, it's terrible.

She's like, isabel is doing well, not that you asked. I'm like, just give me the goddamn ass for team. Queeferd out. She starts yelling, you want your ass for team? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You, I'm sneaking this stuff in my gooch. Every goddamn week.

Okay, okay Christine. Ha, ha, ha. Everybody can smell my dirty pussy. Ha, ha, ha. Smells like ass for team. Smells like ass for team. This ass for team's rotting out my inside my dirty pussy. It smells like aspirate. It smells like aspirate. This aspirate seems rotting out my inside of my pussy. It's taking away my pussy lying.

That's not in the warnings. But I think with the ozampic, you're supposed to eat healthy, right? Two, or can you just have whatever you want and you just eat less of it? I think it's that. I think everything will be in such such a, uh, you're just not going to be a portion. You know, I mean, the idea that is like, I believe, again,

I'm going a little on speculation here, what I've heard. Have you, have you done any, like when I got my smaller stomach, as Christine pulls it, uh, a stomach half stomach, she calls me half stomach Kelly. I tried to, I I tried to give him I was trying to talk to them upfront Yeah, but it's not yeah, this is Bobby preachy Bobby like you didn't use medical science to get to solve his problem. Don't So I was doing today working out I said I'm you know what I did this morning. I'm worked out and Christine goes with your half stomach with your half stomach. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I was like, what are you doing? I guess our apps would all show through better if we didn't have stomachs. I do want to. I need to work out consistently at this point, because I have to be on my feet for the festival.

OK. I guess what I whisper in your ear when your sleeping has been getting through Which he sleeps like I go to the gym way more right early than you do Also start playing with my ass more thank you tonight I am hoping that the ozampix gonna make me a little disinterested in the sugary junk food and help me get back to eating healthier. But if you, it would like to be a person that eats healthy food, I would like to turn

into that. No, I feel great sugar for two weeks. Sugar is very addictive. Yeah, brain, I got it, it takes two weeks to get over it. Yeah. Can I ask a question with OU being offended? Sure. Guess we'll find out. Jay, have you ever worked out?

Do you work out? Have you ever gone to consistently for months or years worked out in the gym? In two years, CrossFit five four to five days a week That's how I lost a 70 pounds to start So you so you you now what made you stop doing that because you have big arms just strong. Yeah, uh Very bad pain Crossfit is nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like throw my back a bunch doing it stuff and then And then, uh, no, I still do, I do, uh, yeah,

no, I'm not, nothing consistent right now for sure, but you were really consistent in the hotel room. You do the 100, 100, 100, like the hundred set ups, hundred squats, hundred push ups, which I don't do now. Now I'm like 50 push ups, uh, 50 to 100 sit ups in a hotel room twice a week. But that's good. When I'm home, my time is like, I'm going, going, going. I know I could wake up earlier and do it for sure

and I'll ask you to do it. But I always do push-ups at least in some, I don't want my arms to get like, one point when I was living in Queens years ago when the Rose was living with me, it was funny. We started playing basketball in a story a weekly with Nate, Meenate, and everybody would go

No, the Rose will live with me and I started playing basketball games I was like, you know, I feel my body just being atrophy Wasn't it even my weight that I was like, you know, I'm always bummed about my weight But it wasn't my weight more than I was I always had like a solid frame And that was the first time I was like, you know, my arm just has never shape at all. It's just like Yeah, straight and I was like I didn't like that so since then I mean years ago I've always done something to at least maintain like shape in my arm and chest. Right, so you you could And did you work out too Christine with him? I work out. I just rejoined

I rejoined Crossfit. I hurt my back pretty bad so that took me out and I've had a bit of a problem I was going like three days a week consistently before the last festival but I've had some trouble just getting back into it. I try to go Monday Wednesday Friday. CrossFit is fucking bad for you. Yeah I feel so good. I feel so good in it. The bands are great. I switched to bands that I have. Tom Brady uses the Heaven surgery so I can't even put a lot of studio across the street. Tom Brady uses the band. I have a surgery so I can't even... And there's a bloody studio across the street. I want to start that.

I actually love CrossFit. I got this thing that you step on and the bands connect to it and it has push-up things on it and it has all the workouts right on the thing. And you do the curls, shoulders, it has a bar, the hook on. It's all in one and you put it in your room, you can take it on the road and Bands are the best like Tom Brady uses bands and the older you get the bands make your build your muscle, but don't Fuck with you. Slime uses bands now. Yeah, we bought all those bands And I think we did that work out like once with everybody Every day. It's kept me I mean, I'm in the shape. I'm in because of that. It's the only thing I do now

Take a shirt. Take a shirt. I didn't the shape of it because of that it's the only thing I do now. Okay, shape is that. Take your shirt. Tremendous. You said tremendous, because I didn't want to say it, but I mean, if you said it, I'll just say it. I like the way you said, you're all concur. Which is why I'm in, you know, the shape I am. Yeah, I have 13 shirts on right now, but if I took four of them off, you'd say. Yeah, maybe work out less and get warmer. Maybe pack on some fat. Yeah, maybe I can ask him, oh, and the bruh, yourins are on top of your bones. That's why you're always freezing. Yeah, yeah.

Fucking freezing in here. No, but I mean, just for the painstake, I would switch the bands, so you don't get injured. Me and Don, me and Don wake up in the morning now and just work out. Okay, you've said this is like a three day thing. I want you and Christine. We should do it together. You said we should do it together We just to work out. You can't say me and Dawn wake up together and work out. It's been a less than a one-week thing It's two weeks No, we're in the second week. So we work out We do it. It's a new thing. Yeah, it's a new thing. We didn't say it was a new thing. I think you mentioned it last Tuesday

Yeah, but it's but we're It's, but we're doing it. It's what I'm saying. Maybe we should do it. What if we do it together? What if I call you on FaceTime? And we work out. We, you guys, I'll get you the bands. We have the bands.

Are you have dumbbells? You got one. I get it. Sorry. Thank you, Jacob. Thank you, Jacob. Thank you, Jacob. It's so funny, thanks, Jake, for laughing at that. 15 minute workout, that's what I do.

The dreams work. The one we did. I do a 15 to 20 minute workout. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't like working that hard for it. Well, you should, Christine. Cosmetic isn't gonna do everything. I know I still want a body, you gotta work out.

You got a good body. Yeah, I think you still have, like, I don't believe that you should exercise. I think this, like, I don't believe that you should exercise. I think I'd be worried with those empty cannot exercising at all, that losing weight and then just being like, flappy. So no, I'm definitely going to keep lifting weights and shit, playing basketball. Playing basketball has been huge for me.

I love that. But lifting weights is the key at our age. Yeah, yeah. You know, for sure. I'll definitely lift some weights, but don't worry. I'm throwing some weights around when I hit that. Yeah, yeah. You know, for sure. I'll definitely lift some weights, but don't worry, I'm throwing some weights around when I hit that basketball floor, dude. They know what, no piece of this.

This isn't me dribbling. Three. Shh. And we're just doing our building and neither of us really go down there. You have like an insane gym in your room. Yeah. It's not an insane gym.

What do you mean? Pretty nice. It's not an insane gym. It do you mean? It's not an insane gym. Why not? It's actually pretty small gym, but it's got what you need. I didn't say it, I meant small. I told him, I was like, you get a very small gym. They've got a lot of stuff. They have a whole room of exercise, bikes and cardio shit,

and but their weight stuff is like a sliver of a room. But you only need a little. You do? No, it's got everything you need. It's got free weight. It's got one thing of free weights for a bench and stuff in the Smith machine. By rack. And they got like a bunch of machines like, you know, we put the clips in. Do you know Matt? I'll be if ozemic just kills it for you guys. And I went in and had half of my stomach ripped out. Of course, much like I said Howard Stern was Howard Stern would have been the person

who could have gotten me to stop taking this by what he says. And I'm not saying he won't still get there. But Howard Stern yesterday talked about ozemic and today and I keep when he still brought it up again today, I was like, oh now it's going to be the negative one. He's talking about it negatively, but in his fury that he's like my superpowers, I've always been able to like keep maintain my weight. And if I gain a little, I can lose it. And I have self discipline and say no to myself. And I don't like that now.

You can just take, he keeps calling it a pill, but it's shot and, uh, and lose the weight. And there was even a window Rob and gave him when she said, well, you don't know. This is a risk. Like you don't know what the long term affects this can be. And he goes, ah, you don't know. This is a risk. You don't know what the long term affects this can be. And he goes, everyone seems fine. I'm sure he knows a bunch of people on it. He's just like, everyone seems fine for some reason as a knowing him.

This is the thing that the stars are taking, right? They're taking and they've been secretly taking it to lose weight for movies. Rich people have been taking it for a long time. How long time? Three years, last three years. I love that you just made that up. You know how long?

How do you know? How do you know? Rich people take it for three years. Christina just threw a fact out there. I mean, can you at least call him Christine Fax? Like Bobby does, Bobby Fax? Can you at least put a tag on it so people know that somewhere?

That's a Bobby Fax. Where Michelle said that? Where did you get that? In conversation with Michelle and Tim, somebody said that. It's a body fat way from Michelle said that. We did not eat. Where did you eat that? In conversation with Michelle and Tim, somebody said that. Hollywood's taking you. It wasn't Academy Awards. Because Tim is all about facts.

I'm like, can you post on a social media to Christine? Like Christine, you don't need a Zempik. Your body is perfect how it is. If people don't accept you and love you for who you are, fuck those people so I can go this. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. This right here, everything, this.

What if it is a magic drug? What if you don't have to work out and you just... You get yoked also? And you get some reason it's just jacking me up. And you just, you can eat whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Just eating fries and cheese and chocolate. Did you see Jay's got gold bird traps for some reason? Did you see Christine?

My lord is Christine going them they because she is a yoke. Yokey. She's got a V dick at herself. She's got that dick V. That dick V. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hope Christine gets a bodybuilder pussy where it's all it's all thin and super defined. Big huge clip.

She got a baby is good. Yeah. You started sucking it. I look at bodybuilder porn a couple times a year. I do too. I just check it out. I actually like it. I don't.

I expect. I'll tell you what though. They really do draw some lines. Very hard to find a bodybuilder getting gang banged. The most they'll do is, and they really think like, they definitely believe they should be making money off their physique in general and not like being like a girl getting fucked. So they are dropping down a lot of stuff in their mind to do pornography. Bodybuilder chicks.

So you're not going to be doing like wild shit at all. It's going to be pretty meat and potatoes fucking. A lot of it is wrestling. Yep. They like to wrestle guys in their little outfits and then put their faces in their box and... But they show them... ...that they're showing their pussies and tits for...

Like they... They're like, this is what it's supposed to be. I was supposed to get all these endorsements for being this jack chick What what's wrong? What's wrong? Muscle tits who what you don't like muzzle tits? Oh, I hate them. Oh, dude. They are gross I was trying to be cool. Oh, man. I'm real though Those are implants. She got implants in the wrong spot. We're looking at two bodybuilders on the screen. Yeah, I think of their girls

They both have tits, but look. I'm gonna throw up. They're getting butt naked. I don't know. They have the bodies of John Cena. And if I looked like this girl from behind, oh my God, I would feel great about myself. I'll tell you what, I would take her front and those tits.

I'm just ready to have my face. I feel like those t, I fucking stay over. Yeah, I don't know about that though. The one on the left, her boobs are not righteous. But look how their pusses puff out. They really get, it's a real grip of clit. There's no safe place to look. Is there a good looking, isn't it?

I've watched wrestling. Fitness girl, yeah, you get to the fitness girls who are a little mussely. No, the, what? I did not wrestling fitness girl. Yeah, you get to see fitness girls who are a little mussely. No, the what? I did not see that coming. Yeah, why do they have a, she's a clit ring. Yeah, but they have the most uninshaped guy banging them. That is the best.

Well, that's always what they think they have. They have like somebody who's not musky or giving them the biz. Oh, yeah, he's. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, it really does look like, oh my god. Oh my Aw, ew, ew, ew. Oh, really does look... Oh my god. Oh my god, I...

We're watching two muscle girls on top of a really mushy god. Soft god? I mean, this guy is mush. Aw, what? I would take this guy's body in a heartbeat. I'm trying to ozemp it down to somewhere near that. Oh my god.

But there's pretty ones. I watch pretty ones. I've seen pretty your faced bodybuilders. I know, but they're also a little bit smaller. You know, you have them. No nice breasts doesn't exist. There's no female bodybuilder with nice tits. Doesn't exist. You remember the girl from the John Ritter movie? She was on the gladiators. She was one of the gladiators. She was American gladiators. Yeah, remember that John Ritter movie who's a writer and he was just fucking out.

He was cheating on his wife. He could stop hooper. No, not hooper. That was that that's done. Hooper's a stunt man. Yeah, not really. It's close something like that though. Isn't that the one you had to glow in the dark condom?

He had a fight. Yeah, they had a coq fight with glow in the dark condoms. Yeah. With the English guy. Yeah, and he won a bang. He couldn't stop banging girls. Skin deep. Skin deep deep one of my favorite movies his name was hooper though his name's not hope her is it no that's a dog name

what's why's hooper involved in this movie because you forced it in I knew what movie was member of the condom thing I just said that is true but the girl in that the the muscle girl in that is hot and she's got nice tits who's a muscle girl she the girl from gladi's got nice tits. Who's a muscle girl in that? She, the girl from Gladiator, skin deep. Zap. Zap. Oh was it really zap? I think it was zap.

They did not have nice tits. She did. They had nice tits because they had the big implants and they'd squeeze them together. Those things come out there gross. I just watched the whole four hour documentary on American Gladiator. They show her tits in that movie.

No, they don't. Yeah, they do. She doesn't do any new. Yes, she does. Zap from American. Let it. Zap from American gladiators in the movie shows her tits. Christie is this Zap? Skin deep. Skin deep. Right there. That's this John Ritter down bottom down bottom. Yeah, skin deep zaps tits. Type that in. Skin deep zap tips. Skin deep movie zap tips. Oh God, she does not look good today. Yikes. I just got scared. You're typing tits because this isn't working at all.

Breasts. Oh, now it's the thing for stretch marks. Now it's come for stretch marks. Can you save that for me? I saved that for a few, a pillow cubes. Yes she is right there. Yeah, they show boobs and that movie she takes her shirt off. Well, I think she wrote in Gladiars App nude and it came out.

Yeah. But nothing from skin. Oh, there's the scene. Is it not her? I don't know, it says it is. That is her. She's got nice boobs. She has really nice boobs.

It's a nice boobs. It's the scene is to the right up top. That's the scene. Show the scene. They'll show it. But here's the thing. She's more of a fitness gal the gladiars were fitness gals well what yeah but she's no she's muscle dude and

that we're watching it's John Ritter and uh the gladiators app and he hooks up with these girls and he hooks up with her at a bar he's like a watching the girl dildo herself in a clock as we have ads because we don't afford anything here for descriptions i'm not gonna have a premium ex-hampster yeah he's got man that would really make my life easier. She's hot dude. She's not though. You don't think she's hot? Our tits are awesome there for the 80s I'd say I'd say for the 80s she's hot. Yeah, you want to fuck a bodybuilder? DJ Lume? It's the Zonal Schwartz maker. Then I would have said. I would bang her. I love you. Zapp shows her tit. Now she doesn't actually show the way to second long

okay juicy newbies that this amount of time of american because american gladiars was supposed to be well you know what this is again before the age of internet what was great about things was they wouldn't make these correlations do you know i mean a kid who's watching american gladiators didn't watch the

The film that I think was originally called Hooper called skin deep Who for two or two electric who per two when it becomes a writer But they wouldn't track stuff like this outside of like just like a magazine Do you know I mean so these things didn't happen now. Like the, that was a big deal. Like something that was being a kid star and then also having some like nudity. Yeah, back then it didn't connect.

Now it wouldn't go. TV, well TV, TV, TV was a separate thing. Movies were, like movie star, your movie star, very rarely did TV people become movie stars. John Ritter kind of did it, but then he had it when he went back to TV. Well because you know glow wrestling like the actual glow wrestling of the show when it used to be a thing and that was like Saturday mornings I believe that that would come on glow wrestling it was a Saturday

morning show up a handful of those girls were hardcore porn stars playing like the girl wrestlers. Really? Yeah, go to the look up the list of glow wrestlers and their names like who they ended up being. Yeah, like a bunch of them were porn. Do you remember that? Did you watch that at all when you were younger? No, but I was thinking of the magazine celebrity skin. That's good.

Well, that's what the ones that would say, that for American gladiators has done a nude scene, but that's the only way you'd find that. Celebrity sleuth, too. It's celebrity sleuth and celebrity skin.'s the only way you'd find that. Celebrity sleuth. To. It's a celebrity sleuth and celebrity skin. I was more of a sleuth guy. I thought sleuth was a better magazine. Celebrity skin one.

Did, did, did they still have porn mags around? Yes. A lot. I hope so because I did a hustler thing. So please, yes, come out. Ha ha ha. Because I remember when I moved to New York, you go to those news stands and it was just,

I mean, just tons of, I mean, stuff I've never heard of, like, Debonair. Pete Holmes says his earliest memories of me when he was super religious and I was bringing him around the city, like introducing to the clubs and some of the people in the comics. He said he would never say to me

because he thought I was a wild man because I'd go to the magazine stands like the one right used to be right by the seller there. Yeah. Right by Ben's pizza. Yeah. And when it was like a little thing, he said, I would go up there and be like, let me see a barely legal.

Yeah, that one. And he'd go right just on the street, like, look at it. I go, I see that you look at it and he's give it back. He was like, what? This is fucking crazy. You couldn't believe it. I would never either. I would just steal them. I would steal would never either. I would just steal them.

I would steal the three back. How would you steal them? You put it inside of a different pants. I'm not finding clothes. Memba high society. Also, Playboy was fine with me. Playboy was all right, but it was a little, I didn't like, it was too tame.

And I thought it was stupid articles. And when they started slowly, like slowly, they couldn't help it after a while because girls were shaving too much. Eventually they had to show some lip. They had the big idea of a playboy was that beaver would cover where they could almost do open legs and you still would only see hair.

And they could airbrush out the lip. But once everyone was shaving bald, eventually you're gonna have to just show the split, dude. Well, Hustler actually was like, would you sew a gash, right? They were brilliant, yeah. I didn't know what a lip was because I only had playboy and airbush shit So when it came down a crunch time. I'm like well, the fuck is this very telling of my own personality to my favorite thing was

Hussler's beaver hunt Because that was just a post the Not post, but they regular girls they put the polaroids that girls did and it's like, you know This is Jeanne from, you know, somewhere Kentucky, she's 22, and she's a bartender, she's just hurling, spreading pussy. And sometimes it'd be like, not that hot, and you're like, that's real.

Yeah, that's hot. This is like a real white trash chick who's just showing you her asshole. Right, yeah. I love that. I did too. I love old, I love old sex industry. But it was, when it was unattainable.

It was glamour. When it was hard to get, like a video was hard to get. You had to find time when nobody was around to sneak it. Now, you know, you had to remember before rental time. So, I don't remember. But I like it. VCR was great. A magazine, I haven't, it's like hiding a magazine somewhere.

I have a text. Yeah somewhere. I have it. I have it. Yeah. I had stuck with my friend John. I eventually got a job at a new stand. And when they didn't sell and they had to put the new ones up. For some reason, he's one of my friends. I can name the few that I had that just didn't give a shit about porn at all.

I had a few friends that really, I never blew my mind. Like really? You don't care, like, no. I actually got into using just my brain because my stepdad, my second stepdad. Was hot. No, he, his porn collection. It was, it was just, he like, chubby chicks. So I was just like, he had magazines, just fat chicks with goofy tits. Like some fat chick porn. And I looked over and I was like, why does he like this? Then my mom was like, what are you doing? I was like like, he had magazines, just fat chicks with goofy tits. Like some fat chick porn. And I looked over and I was like, why does he like this?

Then my mom was like, what are you doing? I was like, oh, I get it. Yeah, he's jerking off to my mom. My mom was a little chubby. I've done that. Sometimes I've like to jerk off to something similar to what I'm hooking up with in my life. I used to do some, I always kept some

fat girl porn magazines around because sometimes I want to jerk off to like, I'd be like, you know when I get older, I could probably fuck this chick. Like, and she's in porn. That's pretty cool. So I'd find like the best about them and jerk off to that. I have no problem with the girls. The first girl I started to have like real sex with. I think I was seventh grade when I started really just banging consistently was Kim, this chubby, fat girl Kim that was in my history class. Yeah.

Yeah, her mom was never home, she would say come over, she was a big girl, but I remember what I liked about it is she was proportionately big. Yeah, Bobby, there it is she was proportionately big Aboston accent Yeah, she was fun man big girl Big girl. Oh, I think if there's gonna get some crab cakes and some some clam chowdah dude when you're done Eating my box. We're gonna go get a roast beef at Kelly's and a clam roll Laying all over my face Dude we'll get a lobster roll down town and then we're gonna go walk around the garden

I'm gonna go walk around the garden. Shh. Come on. Come on. Dude, let's go to the North End and go to Bova's bakery and get a Sicilian slice. Come on. Does that sound good to you? I like big girls.

I do. But back then when I was masturbating, I didn't, when I was, when I was in, what grade was in? Jesus Christ had to be in like, it was six grade, I said, I don't know, something like that. It was seven, I don't know when it was, but I didn't like, when I would go to be in like, it was six greatest set. I don't know, something like that. It was seven, I don't know when it was, but I didn't like, when I would go to his stash,

it was like, because it was big women, with red headed women, it was like, look, you know, it was like, bruh. No, look who might have said, I mean, I- I didn't want a teenage, but I wanted like, I like high society, I like the blonde girls with the hips and the tan line. I love a tan line Oh, I love the the bikini breast tan line. I fall right for the the 90s porn look of the crazy tan with the

Starquite tits. Yes, the tits the nipples were always super shiny and hard because they stay because that was when Tiny titted girls were ones getting implants So they would get those stretched out things and their nips would be shiny as hell because they were so stretched out because that was when tiny titted girls were ones getting implants. So they would get those stretched out things, and their nips would be shiny as hell, because they were so stretched out. I love the magazine too, because at the end, yeah, there it is, the tan line.

Look at that. I love a tan line. God is at the sexiest shit ever. I love tan lines. Looks like Michael Jackson's skin. I don't know. It looks like Michael Jackson's skin. I don't know it looks like a looks like a muppet face It really does shine it really does shine a light across that those bald pussy's you squint your eyes Doesn't it look like a little muppet like a little happy muppet really does and look the one the picture

We have right now looks like her little arms are like little funny years. Yeah, yeah, and her panty line looks like a mouth I'm squinting my eyes. Hey guys. Hey, it's me Christine, can you put that picture out to people and tell them to squint your eyes? Thank you. I'll make sure everyone's involved Everybody thanks for listening that was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, the whole damn thing, go to seriousxm.com slashbombfire for a special offer. That's right, and go to bigjcomedy.com and robbercallylive.com to check out our standup dates coming to a city near you.

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