The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - A Very Bad Pooh Bear (w/ Mike Finoia, Shannon Lee & Ralph Sutton)

Episode Date: May 17, 2019

The crew tells stories of "Mutual Masturbation" & the finds out that the man who voices Winnie-the-Pooh, Jim Cummings has not been very moral. Shannon Lee & Ralph Sutton of "The SDR Show" on the Gas Digital Network come by and Shannon updates the gang on her hunt for love in the bowels of prison.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Hi Cabers, it's Black Lou and welcome to the bonfire's Best of the Week. Monday's show started with Dan and Big J going back in time, telling their personal stories about mutual masturbation. Enjoy! Call in please if you've ever been a part of mutual masturbation. I have never. With this girl's eye. With this girl? No, looking at each other.

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We went on a couple dates. We were kissing and rubbing. Yeah. And then I went to touch her and she was like, no. And I was like, how are you sure? And she's like, you want to watch me masturbate? And I was like, yeah. Fuck yeah, that'd be awesome.

And she was like, cool. Yeah, that's like being this dance. It's party just picked up. Oh, all right, you're gonna do some bean flicking. And then she's like, you can, I mean, this is like after like five minutes of me watching her flicker be and she's like, you can masturbate too and I was like, done.

So you just watched for five minutes? I didn't make nothing. Probably not five minutes, probably like a minute. And I was like, hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm was like, hmm. Mm-hmm. Two. Mm-hmm.

Did I bring the story on this show about, I mean, yeah. But by the way, it's super lame and I didn't come. I was just like, a bad interrel. Is she? I don't know. You'd know. And she was licked at her feet.

She was just like, um-uh. She's doing a lot of porn noises. And I was like, okay. And I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be able to finish like this. Yo. Yo. It was going to. I was giving her the of porn noises and I was like, okay, and I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be able to finish like this. Yo, yo, yo, yo. It was going like this. I was giving her the Randy West.

No. I don't know if I've ever told you that. I was still in my mom's house and my buddy, Mike Vada, who lived down the street. Yeah. We, I met him one night at a diner. We were at the Philly diner. Oh, you don't fill in diner.

But you were already friends with him. You didn't become friends with him. Yeah, I don't know. You didn't become friends with him running a new minute diner. And there was a girl that used to all hang out at a pool hall. That's pretty cool.

Also, where are you from? No, at 50s. No, it wasn't a pool place. You know, like a fun one. That's like, your life is the color of money. Yeah, no, certainly wasn't like a hustler or something whatever pool is like mostly like, could you go there when you were teenager?

Yeah. So, they were all, I met them there because they were hanging out with people and these girls who were the pool rack girls. They were very pretty girls usually. So that was the thing in a pool hall where like the hot girls would rack? Yeah.

Oh, your turn, gay. Yeah. It's all racked up, your turn. All right, erect it up. You guys wanna play nine ball? Or you wanna play eight ball? Yeah, eight ball or nine ball? Eight ball.

My choice too, right? In and out of the hall. No, not mean. Let's see, I've got some teenagers. I'm ready to rock them after. You guys feel tough. This rack girl is hanging out. And we got her back to, I was already doing comedy, for sure.

Okay. She came back to my mom's house. Yeah, and this is where your mom lives down? Currently. I'm just trying to do the, I know where the floor plan. Absolutely. You know, I'd always help. That's why you jerk off it like you're sitting there. When I jerk off, I'm always in fantasies of houses I know. We're sitting in the kitchen because so they can smoke, I didn't smoke cigarettes yet. And so they can smoke cigarettes. We're sitting in the kitchen and

bullshitting. And it's getting to I think somehow truth or dare gets brought up. I don't know. I'll take the way to old for truth or dare. I don't know. 20. So I got 21. How are the girls? Night for somewhere between 19 and 21 also I guess. I don't think you tool. That's right. Drinking drinking truth or dare right there. Now sex is involved. Now sex stuff. No one's doing sex stuff. No one sex stuff. No one drinks sex stuff. No one's drinking.

They're just saying sex stuff. You're smoking sigs. You guys really are fifties bad asses. Hanging out of pool halls, ripping butts. This is great. So this girl, her body was awesome. Bodacious even. Yeah.

Would you say she had a bodacious bod? Real great. And then she definitely wanted to fuck my friend Mikey. Yeah, definitely. Zero interest in fucking with me at all. But she really wanted to fuck him. So within the dares at a point, I was just like, I was like, ride his like dick, like for a minute or so. Like she wanted like that. I think she even like asked me like to dare to do something with him or something. Yeah. Make sure. You dared them to fuck? Yeah.

Not like a dry hump over the jeep. We never dared to fuck. Well, well, well, well, back this up, back this up, I missed this part. You dared them to fuck. Because he said, right, I was imagining dry humping, but I think that means dared intercourse. No, she wanted to fuck. She wanted to fuck. So she's like dare me to fuck.

I was throwing the lob. Yeah, well here's the theest thing was he was trying to, he could, I was at a suspicion to possibly he was gay, but I don't know if that ever. No, he's, we have him on the show, I guess, so there's no way. Where's his playing truth or dare? And this woman is being aggressive, very aggressive.

I just wanna give him, I'm just there, and I'm just trying to see Jason. I don't see Jay much more. He's, I'm tired trying to see Jason. I don't see Jay much more Hard to do the gay flair is Philly. I have man gay Philly is super hard My god, I'm I thought it's gonna him listen. I his dick's not getting hard Also might just be the situation that he's not as much as a perverse I am and can't pull this off sure I thought I would have been able to handle that maybe I wouldn't if I don't know

Jay's okay starts in devious minds now she's Now she was like horny yeah, no she's back She made she made some suggestion that along the lines we could all try to make ourselves come. It was the three of you. Yeah. It was just the three of you. Yeah. Okay.

Mike, you hold on, let me get my step there. To Mike's credit? To Mike's credit? To Mike's credit? Didn't I never seen that into it? But I was like, please play along with it because I'm into it. You go, stop. By the way, she just looks over and you're just rock hard.

And you're like, I don't care about Mike, I am fucking ready to go. Do you need me to go again, Jack? Absolutely true. Yeah. And what's funny about it is, Mike's just whipping around a wet noodle. Mike is definitely like not in the,

and by the way, how do you shouldn't be be what if you got hard and then he got hard you know what i mean i feel like there's like some tells me i wasn't the thing was gonna get him there yeah but uh... he's like he was if he was gay i don't think it was for me because can i look at that alan irerson poster this is definitely on irerson poster times so uh... i remember I pull a chair up.

Like Danes or mine? She says in the couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She says in the couch. And dude, takes her pants off and starts playing with herself. That's great. It's so hot. And I just start jerking off.

And it's so funny that I started this conversation by like, does anybody ever mutually miss their beat? And I thought I never had until I remember this story. You just started circus champion. And then it's so, I mean, it was happening. You just started circus chimp. And then it was happening. When you start circus chimp and you're just fucking doing it and if you're someone else, I can't. You're just making a cat show your teeth.

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all so yeah, and then it probably adds it definitely adds ambiance to their situation. This is again, Jake, can you get some white masterbation going on? Jake, why don't you lay down some jack over there in case parents come down, so you know, distract them for a second. She's coming in the corner. Wait, now some jack over there in the corner. Yeah, you might jack it in for a little just a cent to run. This room, Tom. This room, Tom. A room, Tom.

You got to get room, Tom. Yeah, you can always hear me jack. There was out of rattlesnake. No, Jase jerking it again. I stepped on a rattlesnake or Jase about to pop. Well, here's whatking off. Jay's jerking it again. I stepped on a rattlesnake or Jay's about to pop. Well, here's what's funny was she was, she was enjoying it. He was basically just kind of doing like a, I don't know, but I don't think I could do it.

I don't know. It's like when you can't get a lawnmower started. Like, I don't know. I think it flooded. Something's fucked up. Definitely not my fault. He's not having a good time with it. And the girl I'm starting to see is getting just like the she is like bum that he's not like into her. She's starting to get that feeling. He's killing with you, but she it's like when you're killing with the staff, but the audience isn't laughing. And you know, come on, come on, the fucking they see this all the time. You're

the perv you should know. I go, I go quick, I go quick. He's like, I don't know what's going to happen. I go, quick go, I go, I go, I go, he's like, I don't know what's gonna happen. I go, quick him on you. She's like, yeah, sure. Like, yeah. Yeah. And then immediately have to be like, I think my parents are going down to some point. You guys, we got to get out of here for, I think my parents are going to come down to some point.

And the fact that you launched right when she gave the green light, they gave me fun. I don't know. I don't know. So here it was on the sentence. Yeah. She was, she was like, you're like, I can be fucking... I don't know if the hearing was on the sentence yet. Do you have a hat?

Who says I'm gonna get it? Yes, it's like... Yeah! Look out! Hey, campers. When the story broke recently that Jim Cummings, the man behind the voice of Winnie the Pooh, was accused by his ex-wife of abuse and animal cruelty,

Dan Soder gave his own take on the news. The story I've been DM'd the most on Instagram. Ever have any stories, which is... Everybody wants you to come. Yeah, they're like, yeah. But the voice actor, the voice of Winnie the Pooh, was accused of rape in animal abuse. The same time?

Same, not same thing. Different, different rape on, rape in women women beaten dogs. It's spousal rape It's a spousal white is accusing him of rape and then also Only too bad. What is spousal rape? No, it is well Christopher Robin Sometimes your wife falls out of love with you. Oh, she don't want to make love Oh, where else the fire is gone. I'm gonna go back No, we're not and you two don't love each other. Well, that's what you catch all you just got about Sometimes you're alone with her and she doesn't give you what you want so you have to take it Chris

Yeah, this is crazy Stephanie Cummings alleges Stephanie Cummings was married to the the actor's gym Cummings. Stephanie alleges gym. Oh, oh, that's not great. I was really vulnerable. I wrote the bottom one that says on another occasion, she claims he said he was allowed to touch mommy's breasts since he picked for them. Dude, that's so great that he's like surly drunk. I, you know, he's like, I'll tell you what it is, because the slut Adam paid for, but instead it's just Winnie the Pooh.

And also in great, amazing, awesome news. He would slap his wife's butt in front of their four year old daughter and then forcibly put his hand on back of her neck and kissed her while holding her in place against the wall. So that's all, that falls into your, that falls into your category of great news. Shut up, you're so great. He's just like- Silver lining to this shit storm.

You're not gonna move if you say anything. The baby's fucking watching. Don't do the voice, don't do the voice to make it easier on the baby. And he's like, you don't understand. I'm going through a lot right now. Drink your potion. I'm going through a lot right now You're pushing me shut the fuck up You're the forever Robin doesn't need me anymore Alright listen that kid is growing up and he's getting

It's imagining He's getting different interests of the flesh Can you do any of the poo actually arguing for a spousal rape as it's happening? You bitch Come on give me a little watch Yeah come on What are you looking to care? Come on kiss me a little yeah come on what are you taking take care come on kiss me like you used to why don't you want to I fucking take care come on kids oh god damn it we were in love once I mean I mean

I mean you're making them so regal I want to hear him just being like a piece of shit you cook like shit in your fat your fat doesn't matter you're a you're nothing more than a dumpster slut I take what's mine cuz I keep the lights on Look look at me. Don't look at me It belongs to me you know what that sees this is where I warm up a slap yourself. This is what I warm up This is slap yourself Punch yourself in the face. Troll yourself out. Tail the curtains. I'm on the part.

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Don't where the puppy wants to crawl to you because he loves you look you wax the puppy with the broom Honey, I'd love to come to your parent-teacher conferences, but that's what your fucking mother is for. Oh, I'm sorry. I guess your mother's the one out earning all the money. No, she's walking around the neighborhood with a big fake tits. You know who bought those big-ass cans?

Yeah, you're looking at them. And Kampo right here. Oh god damn yellow bear me. Ichiban number one. I'm the one who took the words of the sound. Here's what your former boss, lot of a mother doesn't understand. I'm the earner. She's the one that's there for me to fuck whenever. Right?

Honey, this will be hard for you to understand, but you're a child. I should have left that slob where I found her. Yeah, on the floor of a teacher. Let's just say I should have kept it in the hourly rate with you. Use abusing alcohol marijuana and Adderall, dude, sounds like Jim's a fun hey. He would show up uninvited while intoxicated on Adderall. I'd invite it. Well, I'd do a kick in puppies. He was refolding towels.

Oh, he's refolding towels and business ideas are flying. Tell me if I'm being weird. I know I'm hammered. I know it's 3am. I just had this idea though. We need the poo restaurant. Oh yeah. You're my ex-husband. This is inappropriate. Please. I just had this idea though. We need the poo restaurant. Yeah, yeah. You're my ex-husband, this is inappropriate.

Please, you're gonna wake Paul up and he's gonna be pissed. Yeah. Oh, are you mean Paul the cop? I'm the police officer. Is that we need the pool or fucked up on some perp? Some perp, it's a man. I've been drinking gin, Stephanie. I'm a fucking live-wire. Putting cough syrup in your honey. I'm putting cough syrup in your honey.

It's his herb. I'm sipping sizzle. Little weezy and I hang the honey. Is it his herb? I'll be hanging out with Winnie the Pooh. I'll drink a drink a drink syrup with Winnie the Pooh. I mean, yeah, she's fucking hot. Oh, remember, oh, I'm out of your league. He is a human poo. He looks like He looks like poo. Here's my wife and I'll take that pussy whenever I damn well wanted Hey, everybody. This is DJ Lou and the temperature was rising in the studio this week on the lost tapes as Dan and Jay rising in the studio this week on the Lost Tapes as Dan and Jay hotly debated the proper wiping techniques. You be the judge. You can't shit publicly at all.

I can. Like if you went upstairs. It'll come out. That's hilarious. But you won't enjoy it. I will not enjoy it at all. And the rest of the day will be tarnished. It's old thought process.

You'll probably be fine. No, no, no, no. What do you mean now? Yeah, of course I'll be fine. No, no, no, what do you mean? Yeah, of course I'll be fine. What do you think's gonna happen? But on live show tonight we have There's gonna be ladies in the room my girlfriend is in the fucking room And I will think that I smell like shit no matter what you don't want poopy butt I just will the and I'm telling you a Clean as far up as a hand can get up an asshole.

And I'll still feel like there's a problem. I just don't like it. And Christine's probably got wipes in her purse, because she'll shit wherever there's a fucking circle to a hoop. She'll shit any life. I can shit. I can shit anywhere you want me shit right now. Buddy, you shit in the green room bathroom in Austin.

And now somebody goes shit and then went to where we could hear you shitting. You made it and you came out rubbing your belly. You felt good. He said in the green room back room. I didn't shit. Oh, you're right. You said it all far. It was all far.

Still, you went in there with the intention to fucking lay heat and I'm going to perform in front of hundreds of people. I shit in the bathroom in Cap City before I performed there on Thursday night. Took it down right before my set. Listen, I'm not even combing the shows for pussy at all. I know you're not either, but you even have a much higher frequency. What if you want to get laid on the road? You don't care. You don't care that you shit.

I don't understand what it's like. I didn't. Yeah, the correlation. Most people probably don't. No, I don't understand. Yeah, that's a weird thing. I clean my butthole after I shit. I didn't yeah the correlation most people probably don't no Yeah, that's a weird thing. I clean my butthole after I shit. I don't like walk I'm not I don't shit and slap my chest together and walk around really though as clean as it's gonna fucking be So let's rock it. Let's move forward clean. It's gonna possibly be I mean I just I wipe it You can't get it you're trying to get it show floor clean Every time that's a that's an obsession that's what you're with me. I

Travel with wipes. Yeah, I have to wipe my life and if you have to shit at work You don't enjoy that do you try to time? I feel the same way you feel you have to smell all fucking day from there all day I'll be like any time by the way Especially if you sit for a while and you don't realize the position you're sitting in is Any time by the way, especially if you sit for a while and you don't realize the position you're sitting in is Opening your butt cheeks. Yeah, and then you just like I don't know if it's a mental thing or what in my mind I'm no matter what I'm like nice smell it. I smell shit and no one else around does I've asked I've asked Christine Flat out I could do I smell like I shit She's like what are you talking? Yeah, I do not I do not feel that way and you will

Get laid on a night where you've shit before before shower Shit before a shower Yeah No, no shit before a shower is no problem. Oh, you said get laid before it So I shit and then I get laid before I go and take a shower. Yeah, yeah, it's probably happened and you I don't remember it specifically I'm not like we cannot fuck I had poop come out of my butt Let me decontaminize. It's it's crazy. That would be a thing for me. That's pretty nuts It'd be a real my perspective is that's pretty nuts. You're probably right because it's like how slow

I'll always take I'll ask it what do you shit like you just ship your liquid because I shit like logs of shit So I shit logs and then I wipe the little It's clean the fucking I don't know I'm telling you that What do you think that thing does to write inside that log that's coming out? I wish my wish my was all I've done shitting I wish all my liquid was I understand but do you go in there and Fuckin try to get the rest out I do I do that's crazy. I'll tell you what Dan picture this okay if you were to feed a piece of shit You're fist. Yeah, okay. Yeah Well, you giving enough room to stay whole but touching it on all fucking sides sure

Okay, and you had a shit go through your fist would you just wipe the bottom of your fist? I'd wipe like you know I'd wipe up first off my fist is gonna be open when I'm fucking use your but hold is permanently open It shuts your but all shuts Of course your but hold shuts then so then right behind that door But if I'm making a fist no one's gonna see the shit on the inside of my fingers I'm gonna take a shit outside your bedroom door at night big what it's outside the door door shut That doesn't mean that's a terrible analogy that is a terrible Bedroom door shut your but hole closes your but holes not just like That's a terrible analogy. That is a terrible. You better endure a shit. Your butthole closes.

Your butthole's not just like, Pfft! Does your butthole close? And then the shit goes, travels right back up into my neck. You're very good at making people feel weird. I'm not the weird one on this one. I sit up right the weird one.

You know you are the weird one. I'm saying you're the weird one. I'm saying you don't have to clean your butthole that much. I'm also taking a shit and fucked. But not willingly. You're right. I would argue I was definitely harassed or bullied. I would argue that's not what happened. You were raped. You were raped after you shit. Did I got ex willingly into fucking after taking a shit? Me and you.

Wow. There's something extra Okay, that's what I'm saying. That's what I mean though. I was it But you'll do it and it's funny that you won't do with me But you do you know it's like you will that's the thing you have see me every day fucking if you get enough blood in their Dicks will do anything. It's like it's like I promise you I promise you whatever she's whatever nice you're talking about before it even Happened again. I'm sure I didn't shit right before doing that I would never shit and go fuck. I'm not a man was before hold on hold on. Let me clarify that I want because I don't know How you're taking what I'm saying, but I don't shit then walk it and fuck that's discussed

I don't think you're a German porn. Yeah, I go. I am ratti the smell of shit surrounds me Yeah, I mean that is like you could just put I bet it's not as bad as you think it is It's probably much better than you think it is remember when we had this conversation years ago And I changed the way that you wipe your butt. Yes Let's change this no yes Because you're just inconveniencing yourself Christine is the she lives with you She's your girlfriend. She knows you never have a smelly but hole You've gotten clearly around You've been coming to house with shit smell. You can't she just walks around shitting on everything

So she's the alpha as far as shitting she goes that's mine. She goes this keyboard is mine It's black Lou again and we wanted to end the best of the bonfire this week with the Shannon Lee update the gas digital producer Has been corresponding with the prisoner much of the dismay of the crew. Shannon came on the show and gave everyone a sigh of relief about her forbidden love, but not for the reasons you may think. Ralph Sutton, Shannon Lee, thank you very much for coming on the show. Thank you, kids.

We never got to your yet a new letter. Can we just get in the show reading it? I know I don't want to read it, but I feel like I have something to tell you guys. What? He's dead. No, he's alive and he's out of solitary confinement. Good for him. So here's two things.

In this letter, he sent me a picture and he's skinny and I hate it. Really? This is the picture. So I'm. He lost all of his girth. Yeah, I don't like it. And then. He's using solitary confinement?

No, this is when he's out of jail. So this is like his goal. Is that like that one month window when he's out of jail so this is like his goal is that like that one month window when he's out of jail But Also, he he never answered the question I asked about the letters on his stomach, which are his gang thingies here his racist gang thing Yeah, and in this letter again like nothing hooked me. He's skinny. I think I might be over it There we go. That's why we're still we can't we still have the filled with diesel What is it called?

Go find me for her. So she can go have sex with Rob Diesel. Rob Diesel, Rob Diesel. These are not supporting that cause. So I'll just continue not having sex forever. No, Shannon. You need to find a gym where the hottest guys work out and then go make yourself a fixture at that gym.

But until then, why don't you fuck DJ Lou? Morning. It looks over. You guysuck DJ Lou. Morning. It looks over you guys, cigarettey guys. Morning. You're bogging up the right tree. Hey, it's Big J. O'Grasson, and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th to 8 p.m. Eastern, on Comedy Central Radio, Series XM95, or on demand on the Series XMF. Be sure to follow us on social media

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