The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Act of God

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

The gang finds out the Bonnaroo Festival is completely cancelled due to flooding and friend of the show Ari Shaffir is down in Tennessee picking up his RV as the news comes in. A video of two Brits fighting in an alley gets the gang all goosed up! Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com #CrackleCrackle

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I could say how nervous the world has made everybody about temperatures and everything. Christine had a 100 temperature earlier,

and she took it now and she goes, it's going up. It's 100.2. That's not going up. Yeah, that's not going up. I want to go down. I'm supposed to go to Miami this weekend. I really don't want to camp. No, I got you, but it hasn't gone up as my point. That's as much as the this is a reading could be. Yeah. They just I just saw they canceled Bonnaroo because of the flooding. Canceled. Canceled. The whole events canceled.

Shut the fuck up. Damn. That's a big event to cancel. What is the hurry? He's there. Is he really? Why I mean, I should say he's not there. He's oh man. Yeah, he's gonna hang with Nate for a couple days. Yeah, well I don't know. I'm just saying yeah, well, they're gonna go down there and I was gonna do something but that fucking damn I was gonna tell Ari tell them to zoom in He's gonna be fucking frustrated Man, that's a funny. What's going on?

Here, I'll pull up the game. It's probably from that, is that from that hurricane? Ida? Yeah, they said the camp group, the campgrounds are like flooded beyond. They can't drive any vehicles in there. Damn. I just got a thing I was able to get my tickets refunded because they were looking to like clear some area. But then this came through today. Center is waterlogged. Uh, wow. Man. Wow. It just, by the way, that's weird. It's just

canceled. They're just doing it next year. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's a lot of money out. I hope they should have kept comedy. Damn. I think there's probably like acts of God clauses in all their contracts. They're probably not paying anybody. Oh, yeah, they're probably not paying anybody. Yeah, I think that's more than likely true. That's a nightmare.

Having a canceled my festival is a nightmare. And this is way bigger than that. I mean, my God, this is a lot of people to tell to turn around and go home. Oh it's mostly what you're happy dips too. Well what do you think if we got in the trees man? What if we hit in the trees and watch? Do you want me to pray to ra the sun God make it happen? This is all happening because you're shock

riser off. Yeah, that's a what the vibes have been off this whole planning. I was at the first Bono Roo haven't met miss one since even came last year when COVID knocked it out. Just holding out. I love if we could go and broadcast from there. That really was one of my favorite festivals I've ever been out. It was such a blast. I was just talking about our funnel cake eating during the Earth, Wind and Fire. What a fun moment that was. Yeah.

That was fun, Christine. That was back when you were fun, Christine, remember? Oh, I'm so fun. I'm more fun than I've ever been. Remember you guys going to sneak off smoke cigarettes and not telling me the truth. We had a call Isabella five times a day. Bustray again. Every truck in mushroom. I mean, you want me to drink and drug?

Shit goes. No, no, no, no, I just want to go back. That's the only response you could have. It's like, do you want me to drink and drug? Shit goes in the water. No, no, no, no. I just want to go back. That's the only response you can have. It's like, do you want me to come off a chain? You want to get nuts with this? Even when my doctor was like, you got to stop smoking weed. I go, here's the deal. I'm either going to do it a little bit. I'm going to go back to drinking and smoking cigarettes

and not talking to you. So what do you want to do? Do you want to do that? How do you want to play it? How the fuck you want to play this dance? You want me to go full just tear this thing up? That fucking sucks. Yeah, that does suck me Who is there this year? Yeah, I remember it's a lineup that I wasn't like dude

I all I know is team in pala and I'm telling you the fact that people aren't gonna get to witness that I don't D even pal is there. I don't know is there a few fighters Tyler the creator Megan the stallion Lizzo I was pretty excited for it. It's a pretty awesome lineup Tyler the creator actually he's playing the garden. I think I'm gonna take is oh, yeah the grand old opera Primus Nelly mass it Macedon, all right. Run the jewels. Yeah.

My morning jacket. My morning jacket, Inkybiss. That's fucking awesome. They weren't even like one of the bigger ones. Keep going down. Oh, that guy Mark Riblet that you had on STR. I know. He's like very popular now.

Yeah. He's like big. He does a huge show. He tours with like big people and stuff. Little baby was still on it, huh? Is there no board? No, that's not, you're thinking of the baby. Uh-oh.

It's Brittany Howard. Is Alabama shakes not a band anymore? She's just so nice. No, she just did a solo album. Yeah, she did solo. It's kind of weak though, that it's just her doing and solo stuff. You know what I mean?

Well, I love that. That was another great moment. What? Watching Alabama shakes is the sun. Real nice Christine. Real nice to bring on one of the most awkward bottom room moments. You see me making them awkward.

Real nice Christine. No, I remember when his girlfriend wouldn't let him come hang out with us. What to do and she wanted to do. Yeah, I remember when his girlfriend wouldn't let him come hang out with us. Do what she wanted to do. That was brutal. Remember as a group, we were all like, let's go down to the first one. And then was like, hell yeah. And then to go, no, I mean, I will tell you right now, I hate that there that was to know what it's like being caught in between Jay and a girlfriend is brutal. It is fucking brutal. It's like how they used to tear people apart with horses. It's like, where it comes you do you stay back? I didn't push for you there that day.

I paid for it. I certainly paid for it. Oh, and certainly paid. Oh, moving forward. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. For sure. Yeah. No, we're going to Wendy's and we know it's funny. I actually, I actually said I was telling Katie that story recently of like that was really funny. I actually, I actually said, I was telling Katie that story recently of like, that was the moment. That was wild. This is always such an interesting point. It's always such an interesting point. And when someone's dating someone that they're not right with,

there's always this moment where the friends just go like, all right, you know, I gotta say something. This is fucking crazy. Like, that's crazy that you're in a lot. And that Wendy's moment, the second I shut that van door both of you, and I remember exactly how Jay started the sentence He goes I love you brother and I always want you to be happy But this is crazy

This is fucking crazy and I was like yeah, this is crazy. He's like I mean come on We just all heard the conversation you had because I was like yeah, we're gonna get Wendy's and she's like you're going to get Wendy's How crazy is it that there are sponsors now? There are sponsors. It was like, oh, big alert. Major fight alert. Well, you know, it's funny. We had such a fun.

By the way, the three of us, because you were like, stoned and having a blast. So like, when you got away for those few minutes, like you were happy, we were just, I mean, we were a three person talking shit so much that it's like distancing the idea that it was your girlfriend that when we went to the airport the next morning, do you remember I called you?

I thought you was like, I go, I go, I really went to town on your chick last night, but just so you know, like, if you like, if you guys stay together and everything's like, we love her, if you love her, do I remember saying that line? I'm like, if you love her, we love her. I'm like, that was the moment, that was the last time I saw her in person. And she knew it was coming because like she was getting out of flight to California. I was getting off flight to New York. She's like, Hey, sorry if I was like, difficult at all this weekend. That was basically all you were. You know,

it was all you were. You ruined it. You ruined the weekend with the greatest lineup of friends and performance. I know. We always have fun. We've ever came together. You were still able to have a lot of fun with us and the thing, what you end up, what's funny though, is when you're going through that, it is funny to have the, there's nothing worse than when you're having a rough go that someone's having the exact perfect experience of it.

So it's like, while you're dealing with what she wants to do and she doesn't want to do the stuff that all your friends want to do, and she's trying to. I mean, that's what I'm saying dealing with like what she wants to do and she doesn't kind of want to do the stuff that all your friends want to do and she's trying to. I mean, but I was saying when that's all going on, in between of that, you also have Mark Norman, like, is like leapfrogging us to go like get his dick sucked again. Yeah. You know what I mean? I guess I took mushrooms and all they made me was happy and horny.

Yeah. So I said, the show is how we go to do a, when I would do those Kevin Hart, me and Kevin would go do like a ski trip shows Those black ski trip shows and when it was over like if I didn't even like okay I was still like my is what is going out my room like I'm not really gonna be hanging of these parties and can't just become poppin back And he's like they're sucking dick in room 305 I'm like cool. Well alpha's on USA right now And he's like, I'm like, cool. Well, Alphazard USA right now.

You, by the way, the frozen picture on your screen right now, you sound fine with your frozen picture. It looks like I don't know. It's a first one. So you have just a mustache. That's gone. You're back. It just let me know my internet connection.

Ari's trying to, he said if he's back at, what? He just like, Ari just left the RV place. He said he's, if he's back at the condo like are you just left the RV place he said he's if he's back at the condo in time he'll call in. Damn, damn fucking blo- oh so he's not getting the RV he's not getting the RV now. No. Yeah, well good for him that he didn't get the RV that's the you know. Well it's actually bottom actually it's a pretty cool thing like this is a it's not

till next weekend so like the people are still already. not so next weekend. So like the people are still. This weekend. No, no, I know I'm saying it's this weekend coming up, but like still gives them like. People probably weren't leaving to tomorrow, but it fucks. And that's still fucks plans. Dude, yeah, absolutely.

I wonder if people are going to be able to get like hotel reserve. I mean, I guess with COVID, everything is kind of returnable right now. So people might look out on that. Maybe. Jacob honey. Jacob honey. I guess they did. Then didn't she make you, did you, she sit on your shoulders or something like that? I'm trying to remember that story. Yeah, for once in the machine. Yeah. Shoulders. That's what I'm ultimately signing off feminism. She goes, Dan, be my human chair.

and the shoulders, and that's what I looked at today. The ultimate sign of feminism, she goes, Dan, be my human chair. Yeah, and then I remember, I looked at Jay, and I was like, Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm, I don't remember. And then, God, brutal truth.

I couldn't take, just look, I get it, man. That was a brutal. That was a brutal. Projecting myself into that position. I would just be watching Jay stare at me right now. Yeah, I mean, I went back with Ari in 2016 and had, in a right now. Yeah, I mean I went back with Ari in 2016 and had An a phenomenal time. Yeah, absolutely phenomenal, but I was on drugs the whole time, but I

Remember I remember Molly and Shrooms for the first time I did Molly for the first time and saw LCD sound system and drunk Nate was there yelling at me The second the drugs kicked in. It's one of the favorite moments in my life. It was, I had heard a couple songs from LCD Sound System but it wasn't overly familiar with them and Ari we took two pills of MDMA and I wasn't feeling anything and I was sitting down. Remember where we stood up for Billy Joel to look over the crowd. He was in front of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, soundboard. So that's where we were. We were in exactly the same spot.

And I was sitting down on the thing you stand up to look over because we were just waiting for them to come out and it was like, kind of hot. And they started playing us versus them, the LCD sound system song. And Nate had these, he was he was drinking white wines he bought a lot of white wines and he he was like hammered he ripped through one of them and then bought a second one and then it had one of the wines on the stage and knocked it off someone knocked it off and Nate was like oh great.

Souders over here knocking off my wine and I stood up and I was like Nate oh great, Souder's over here knocking off my wine. And I stood up and I was like, Nate, I didn't knock off your wine. And in the center of my head, I just felt like a warm feeling and I was like, what the fuck is going on? And this song started playing and I was like, all right, here we go.

And I fucking had the greatest concert going experience of my life. It was amazing. He was going over his year wine. I'll be the one to drink. God. And then, man, it was awesome. We're all one and with the wine.

We just kept getting those waters because we were with the comics. So they were just like bringing us bottles of cold water. Fucking awesome. Great. It was fucking awesome. And then the next night, I was like, let's do it again and add mushrooms and saw Pearl Jam and honestly, it ruined the show. That was really good. Why didn't we ruin the show? Why would you mix those two things? That was very good. Why didn't we're on the show? Why would you mix those two things? Because everyone was like, oh, I'm also already. Let's do MDMA again in the mushrooms for Pearl. Never good the second night. I was like, okay, cool. And I did it in the if. It was. It wasn't bad. It was not bad, but it wasn't great. Did Sam have to like, Sherpa, you threw it? Sam, there was a moment where no, Sam was feeding me. She was feeding me bottles of water the first night

being like, how awesome is this? I was like, this is fucking awesome. This is, I love everybody. I, it was fucking great. But the 2015 trip was so fun because it was like the best lineup of friends. It was us. It was Ari. It was Norman. It was Michelle Wolf because it was like the best lineup of friends. It was us. It was Ari. It was Norman. It was Michelle Wolf. It was like there was so many people hanging out at Ralphie May. There was like it was like a fun fun lineup. Bobby shit. I forgot Bobby was there and then me just Bobby didn't watch any music though really. No. Who went to when we went I mean yeah I just remember Nick

Zoon and Natasha Lajaro were there that yeah I just remember going but they kind of hung with these they kind of hung on did their own thing. I remember going to see Slayer with you and Ari. Yeah I was the best player show ever. Yeah that was very fun and there's where I fell in love with Mumford and sons I didn't know I liked them and then I went and saw them live and I was like this band fucking rules and Well, what sucks about that? Yo banjos make Christine mad wet Honestly picking a banjo makes Christine pussy man wet Yeah, not for nothing you put on Mumford and sons and Christine gets mad wet

I should have a mirror on the show one time. We got to hear that voice. Well, I'm obviously overdoing it, but I mean, he still does kind of talk like that. And you do the Wank guy when you do it too. Yeah, not for nothing. Most of the pussy gets me wet when we go over 100%. By the way, your screen's frozen and you're in your face. Yeah, honestly. You don't even have to make the voice. Yeah, not for nothing.

Yeah, there you go. Man, well, it sucks that everyone got rained down upon a roof. That's a fucking real bar. That's a big one to get knocked out for weather too. It's like not even COVID shit. It's like weather destroys it. Fuck me. We're being punished. You know why? Because we've accepted gays. to it's like not even COVID shit. It's like where there destroys it. Fuck me.

Oh, we're being punished. You know why? Because we've accepted gays. Oh, equals. No, this is it to make this point. This guy, I've been, you know what? I've been hold on for this moment. But this was officially the canceled Bonaroo, the gays are making God angry. This is I know. Oh, man, damn, do that. I'm not going to stop rocking out for them. No Makes sense Yeah, it's damn dude what a bum. I do you got to see this we got to watch this British fight

That was sent to us on Twitter DJ alluded you try on your Pro James shirts in a mirror and do like a walking on sunshine montage Did you have to watch them they smell like somebody else when you put those shirts on do you do waves to Eddie like do you do how you Would act if you casually bumped into over to concert? I've had oh hey I've had this since 1996 Hey Edward shit dude again. Hey Hey Hey Edward, shit, do it again. Hey, hey, oh, the far, far,

Phil Eucalylian Susius. Okay, post a late Eduardo. Okay. Can I ask you? Okay, post a late Eduardo. Where you gonna say Jacob? Can I ask DJ Lou how he feels? I think I read it was like the 30th anniversary of one part of the big program album. 10 dude.

some rules. they only have one album. feelings? they have 10 albums? really? I swear to you I was gonna say with ProJay, you have to look at this way. they have one album or they have 37 albums No, they're not like Fish or anything. Well, maybe not fish. Yeah, no they are like fish because they've put out like they have it also There's 30,000 live tour dates right. Oh, you're going live Which you were at none so you don't know no, but I worked at a CD store having the fucking catalog them. Oh, yeah, like around the year 2000.

It was exactly around the year 2000. They did it first, because then they did it. I had to do it like, I worked there for a couple of months, I guess, so like when, at one point when I got there, like you have to put stack these, stock these, and I go, no problem, you just put them in and he goes, no, you have to look, because each one's a different city. Oh, yeah. And you just put them in and he goes no you have to look because each one's a different city. You got to put the cities with the cities. So then I go I go okay and then

another box of those came in and they go they go this one now is the entire European tour. So that's like and then they did it again with South American all the cities. I'm beginning to remember my hand right now. These are them. No, I'm not getting the person I can't see. Let me see. Oh yeah. Yeah, yes. Oh, those fucking covers. They're like little thin cardboard covers. They all exactly the same except one thing is different. The city on it. Yes, yes. It wasn't even color code or anything. I don't know. What a nightmare what a nightmare to stock Drive me insane. I would have fucked that up so bad. I just that might be why I'm like fuck Pearl Jam every show You sell the album you That's a task that you get angrier while doing and then it gets more frustrating when it starts adding in different things So you just start talking to yourself like that and you're like so you just go around you just film every so no shows fucking

Especially you can't just let it lie, can't just have a fucking moment. What was a small CD store? So the thing was like, when it was like, like a 26 cities, you can only stock like two of each city. You know, I was just like sift from them. It was just a nightmare. It was a horrible nightmare of stocking. So we had that's, that's one of those jobs where you need to smoke cigarettes You need to take a smoke break to be I didn't smoke cigarettes, but I robbed them. I mean my guests would be at a business. They're not there anymore

My grandmother's home where she's staying as like you drive past it and it's not there anymore, but like man. I used to just I Love music so much so it was like to me me it was the job was worth just swiping And that was also when I was driving back and forth from Philly to New York for comedy Yeah, still so it was like just the excitement of like snagging five CDs in a day and being like, yeah Tonight I'm putting on the best of Kenny Rogers. I would have never thought to buy this, but I'm just snagging it That's great. It was so fun. I did love that. Rip it off your job. How do you decide which Live concert to play like you said? I'm in a Cincinnati mood tonight. Look how do you?

Triggers it's good question. They will remember you remember a moment or a good version of a song and then you can always go back and look it up and Hear that exact time you were there and you remember who you were with. But now it's all digital or all on YouTube. So I don't want to- Do they not have a set list, Lou? Like that they run a tour on? Because I know from touring with some bands, like for the most part, they might do a

tweak or two on like a certain order if they get bored of something or change something up. But for the most part, a tour has like us set. They do every night front to back. No, you see them three nights in a row. You're going to get three different sets with about maybe five songs as staples. That's it really. Yeah, but they're getting older now.

So I don't know. Maybe they'll switch it up. I'm going to go see them in two weeks. We're at Asbury Park. And what's that band you like, Lord Heron? Yeah, Lord Heron. Oh. They're going to be there, too.

Damn, that's a good show. Is it a festival? Yeah, it's a holiday festival. It's going to get rained up because you've done gay stuff. You don't want to tell anybody. Wow. Wow. Jay's bringing his biblical punishments to anyone.

So you guys know all of your gay behaviors have brought us upon us. Guys, have you met met new testament Jay? Please don't bring up a video me making out with Lewis. That's caused my problems That's the ones cause my problems So my game for Lewis. Hello. Oh never mind bring that hellfire god. I'm ready. I'm gonna suck it and fuck it I'm ready to party who gives a shit burn it all down do whatever you can Big man Can I love you down right on me?

Chris Christie Marcus Silva sent us a fist fight of British people that when they get and it just made me I heard one noise that made me think Jay We think it's funny. Oh It's a lot of that. Let's do it. Did I'm pretty sure whoever lives above us just drags furniture around all day? Or bodies. Dude, what the bodies?

I did pull this up too. No nice, Christine. No nice. No one needs to see that. I just cut the audio. That was before I was a conversion therapy. Cut the audio, something. Oh, this is the old old me though. No now. I'm a man. I like pussy I'm a man who likes pussy. I don't like men's no more. I am delivered Jacob. What's wrong?

You can't respect me after this. What's wrong? What's wrong black? You can't watch me kiss a man Still think I'm the same guy. Oh wow. What's wrong? Am I less than now because of this because Lewis is inside of me right here? It was just wanted You want to sell it man. What a bad week to trim my beard or so low A moment that I live forever and you're like well, it's like when you get a haircut You're like why that moment happened right when I get on haircut week. Come on This is Lewin his brother outside fighting about a

park its butt. Yeah. Why can't she spend the night? She's my lady. Now, hi. Hi. This is Trudist at Marcus Silva. It's a British fight.

You clearly they're in an alleyway. We'll tweet it out at the Bond Fire SXM. My video sucks, but I can hear it perfectly. So I'm going to have to go by sound Guy in the red shirt just fucking talking shit Swinging on him. Dude, how shotty does England look look at that whatever. Why is just like a concrete shelf? That's the for a balcony. It's a door under that Sure, but I mean like I don't know it just looks like that's dangerous. Why does it be a stone? Because it's pretty, like, you know, you get the same effect with

something, if it falls down, it wouldn't just murder the person underneath of it. Yeah, but I mean, look up, man, I think a lot of that shit's just designed similarly in the United States, but we just put more things around it to make it look different. God, dude, you're so fucking, dude, you're so into British shit. I'm an angry, sorry, sorry, my apologies for being a patriot, dude. Oh, maybe I have a, maybe I have a sick, sick fetish for the British. You'll patriot. I'm a fucking, I came back from a long weekend of antifa striking, Dave's, Dave's's did Dave got it fucking 20s antifa people outside of his show. That's hilarious hilarious, you go inside. You don't comedy. It's very exciting in the sense that's like wow

I get the attention that people would come out there and protest your shows like it looks so rock and roll But like that's what he was saying last night on skanks He was like you start laughing as you're like They're just roasted like what are they? Like the process of my comedy show this man shouldn't do comedy here. Oh No jokes. This is no joke so weird Good They just talk about a game what he took a shit outside. I don't know I don't know I don't I know they speak English, but I don't it's just not a worse

Why I hate their comedy and I hate their dramas and everything about it? I stand up I stand up for great Britain. Oh my god Jabber jabbering about stop it Jason Jason stop it He do Jason stop it fucking mutton mouth idiots damn To run back that revolutionary war you want to get a run you run back to that revolutionary war. Hey, you wanna get a run? You're a run of fact, dude.

Jesus, Jesus, come on, dude. I'm not running back, it's great. Hey, England, tattoo, I love America on you. You wanna try to run back, I thought we had more rounds in this. Come on, I ain't no bell. What? Go to the police. Fuck you, you got it.

I'm gonna fuck you up here. Good, you know what I'm going to be? Come on, good. You're pushing man, go to police. I'm gonna fuck you, come on. So this guy's just kind of a tradition. Amply being like, what's fight? No, but he's been he's not nice.

I'm gonna fuck you up. He's in his face, but he's he's feeling this guy on the left. The Travis is being is being less aggressive. So he knows he's backing down. He's he's not he would just hit him if he's this angry at him. You know, I mean, he's wants to jaw until theleash. Well good news is that they do hit each other. Thank God. Let's get to it already What a fucking please Fuck my family again. Yeah, backstory at all. I don't know

It's got to be backstory to this I don't know. He said something about the gays. Yeah I mean their names Guys had enough. Yeah Oh, there we go. Slap. It's a slap which is weird, but then watch because I think he's like trying to not Welcome up with the guy in the red. All right neither of these guys actually Can fight so that's really funny. Yeah, the one guy's festered down by his dick and the other guys got open hands Like he's gonna do yeah karate school karate just wait though

Yeah, yeah, karate school karate just wait though, okay one of these guys takes a ass Whooping great. Well, yeah, I mean one of them someone's got a win who you're gonna be hammered Who takes the weapon I'll tell you That's That's slap weirdly Rocked that dude. Yeah, you got on it. He got a full one. And yeah, he rocked him with that slap. So, and he keeps going open hand. I'm gonna make a real story here

that may be off or completely true. I think he might know that he's good at this. He's got some stone hands. So he might be going open hand. He's like, I can't hurt a person again and put him in the hospital. I can't afford another fucking lawsuit. I can't take another lawsuit from some jerk off trying to fight me again.

And the open hand guy who is currently as I'm saying this, still open handed. Yeah. The guy with the other guy is all mouth, but his hands are down by his fucking, his wanker. I'll speak their language. Yeah. It's down by his wanker, and I'm telling you, leaving his face wide open for something.

Yeah, what are you saying, Jacob? Just the thought that I can't hit this guy too hard because I'm such a lethal weapon. Yeah, he hasn't, he hasn't looked at lethal weapon, he looks like a man, baby. He's got a weird balding pattern that I've never seen before. Yeah, he's got a boss baby hair.

Yeah, but someone got a boss baby hair. Yeah Someone said boss baby Looks like I'm gonna have to beat up this drug guy in an alley fuck you boss, baby Oh, I thought he was baby. I was it even possible for a baby to be a boss Worked long enough to work up the ranks. It's bullshit Only way a boss baby happens. It's nepotism. I'm seeing it with the ground and I'm seeing it with you. You have an end you place, boss baby. I'm gonna fuck you up, boss baby.

I'm gonna beat the, I'm gonna beat the britchest off you. You better hope you don't have reptile DNA and you I'm gonna fucking kill, I'm gonna haunt you. Bet me right now, I beat your ass you were sawing his boss Baby you step that oh that slap was wild and fucking outside and now I think the red shirt guys gonna Uncork an a speedy got the life Because that slap went Hey, wire band, so be so be I'm gonna call the fight like this

It was tight though Yeah, my first guess seems like it was right. Yeah Me to the head is big big. Ooh! Yeah. That isn't the headbutt is underrated. Oh, love it. It's a couple. It is for a... Wow. That guy said he was gonna fuck him up. So, these are meaty shots. The water it does. Because he knocks him out. Bam. Is he going to him Jacob by the way? No. Wait, rewind. I think you went... Jacob! Right there. Oh my god that'll be the greatest Out I think she says Jake I think so too Jacob

Damn dude, I mean he he's losing so bad. He's losing so bad that he got punched a couple time He got rocks his face is bleeding. He's taking a nap. That's nap position Oh, yeah, no, yeah, that's definitely that's when you're trying to get your leg out from the blanket to get your Foot cold. Yeah, the other guy looks up at her like hey, sorry about all that, you know Well, just wait it's not over guys. Oh Really he is all this come back in the year That's voice is so annoying so annoying That's a real voice if you know she sounds like

There's no way he's gonna hit him again now you're hitting a guy who's Comfortly defense I want blueberry pancakes I don't have it Who is Chappereys is way now. No way for you Here I come dude. Here's some real education. He stands back up. He's like hey, you're still here I was just taking a nap. I thought you're crazy dream It was a lot of goes if I wanted to kiss I want to call your mother. That's pretty cool you got to go to another softball game.

Yeah, he goes was that all of your punches because when I was like a baby I thought we're having a pillow fight so I laid down. He goes oh I thought those were lullabies you were singing me boss baby. I thought we're having a pillow fight so I lay down He goes oh, I thought those were lullabies you were singing me boss, baby Also how I know you know the boss you didn't finish your fault. So you clearly You want more? Dude he walks more. Wait, he's still trying the fight. Yeah, hard man. Here it comes.

Dude, this guy, by the way, boss baby, this point is just here for the fun of the fight now. Yeah, now he's going to be like, maybe I'll do it this time with an upper cut. That's what I'm easy to do. He's going to do spinning backfists and fucking jump kicks. Yeah, I would try a bicycle kick and both feet elevated. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, I would try a bicycle kick and both feet elevated. Oh my god dude. Yeah, I would also be a running drop It do the running drop kick in a fight is so funny. I've seen that in Street Fight before it looks stupid as fun Just selling your whole body out to maybe make a little contact with your feet

But Jay that this is absolutely one of those situations where you know you're up enough in the cards And he's walking enough that you can do the kung fu come and get some movement? Absolutely, you go absolutely come on The break so if you hey can I say to anybody who's reached I've been reached out today by a hundred people tell me I know Ben Simmons says he doesn't want to play in a photo for anymore. We'll suck our dicks We don't want you to play a dirty more anyway. You non-shootin shit head. There you go. It's down. Get it down And that's the filly up this public today really really say yeah, apparently That sucks. I we went through that with a mellow

We're mellow said he wanted it when he demanded the trade and then it goes public and you're like fuck man that hurts hurts me he doesn't know he doesn't have to I'm not that angry but but he wants he doesn't have to sack for the city damn he doesn't have this guy in the red shirt sack that's for sure this guy keeps getting back up I don't want to see so where is it so now he's there this is on around to he's round two again. We're gonna tweet this out at the bonfire Oh the ropes are holding them up like Tommy Morrison Ray Mercer. Yeah, and This dude is next falling positions my favorite This is more the fight. Yeah, there's a second video. That's another two minutes towards you. Shut off dude. Yeah, this guy took a glorious ass whoopin'. He's back up after that knockdown.

Yeah, he's way bent the wrong way. Now this is back to right before the thing. Okay, okay, okay. We can fix ya. I'm too far. I bet he would do this to us. I bet he would do this to us. He or she's far.

Which one's the husband? Uh, the one with the Richard. Oh, so, so someone is watching their husband or dad get beat to shit. I mean, the boop, up, boop. Well, he's making those noises. Yep. And then watch, this guy fucking boss baby. Is goes the walk away, comes back. Fucking rides a bicycle over him. Yeah. Goes to the top of the concrete slab. And then watch this guy fucking boss baby is goes the walk away comes back For the rides of bicycle over him. Yeah, goes to the top of the concrete slab drops an elbow the dog's like oh man

Dude the dog looking over him is so funny to this guy now it's a nightmare this guy keeps coming back for him He's okay. You are better than me. No there this guy keeps coming back for me okay you are better than me no you felt bad yeah so he comes and picks him up yeah you're right you're right you know what I was a dick back there hey sorry thanks for letting me fulfill my fantasies and feeling like an absolute badass anyways can you stand fulfill my fantasies and feeling like an absolute badass. Anyways, can you stand? Ooh. To his legs, he has no control over his legs. This is why everyone in 2021 has to learn how to fight because you can't lose anymore in public.

It's always on video. Don't fight anymore. 20 years ago, you've got to lose this part. Nobody's going to do that. Look at this guy's got a baby you back. If you just beat your brain. That's hilarious. Oh wait, but wait, wait, wait. Back it up. I think he's the husband. Yeah. Wait. No. Let's let's burn that up. What she just said my husband just lost Oh, yeah, that's the husband that is the husband He said him back and just not call the police and this was this is over

Well, she's calling the police on the guy. Wait, so boss baby was her husband? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, damn, so that dog's proud of him. That's awesome. The dog respects him more. Damn, that was sexy.

He's high. His wife and kid is. Damn, that dog is his wife. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait and they had because I know they all had COVID two weeks ago and we were too going to work, we were still out and my husband just told him if he doesn't... Dude, that's crazy. Anyways, they're like pretty noisy and so my husband who's like, you know, just the biggest badass. Look, I just beat this shit out of his crazy neighbor.

Damn it, sounds so awesome. To be a part of that. Damn, that was great. Just the fucking dude, well thanks to Marcus Silva for sending that in. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes, every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows. Always on SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM!