The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Aggressive Gentle (feat. Mike Finoia)

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Jay and Bobby are both in love with their barber, Isaiah The Magnificent.

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of the Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly. I'm on educated, my opinions mean nothing, but I know I'm a real good dancer. What a weird brag.

I'll always stand by that. Strange brag, but I know I'm a real good dancer. He's not, he does one dance his whole career, John Cougar. Yeah, but it's a really good. It's not though. It is. It's very white. Side look up. He's been side clap.

Feel your breath in my ear. Yeah, it's the dawn of my new teeth. And the eve. John Cougar Melon camp tonight, buddy. Now, what if your teeth, like I ordered a package from Amazon, my little speakers, and they haven't come in? They're not very good. Okay, what if they're actually pretty good,

but what if, look at them go. What if, he's not a real good dancer. Jay, what if your teeth don't come in? Oh, they don't show up. What if something happened? What if something... I didn't even possibly think about that. What if you show up tomorrow and they're not there? No, don't say even say shit like that.

He goes, they go, what do you want on the set for the video? The biggest ladder you have. Yeah, that's what killed Arby Lang's dad. Oh my god. That's a ladder with a gun. Yeah, but he's a ladder dancer. That's true That's a scary I'm a dancer. I'm a dancer. You and John Cougar. I'm a dancer. He knows your good dancer.

What's the time he's talking about? Where did he grow up? He had the most innocent childhood ever. Everyone was just dancing outside of a soda shop. Just changing oil and dancing at the same time. Everyone dance. That's the fifties Tasty freeze you sucked on chili dogs. I thought you bit them suck you down. He sucks them He's sucking them down. He sucks them down while he dances and then he goes on French kisses girls Because I know I've got a super deep throat Cause I know I've got a super deep throat My symptoms in this zone I have no gag reflex

But I know I can tolerate won't you? I know I'm not allergic to semen I've had it on my back for years and years That's it my man Talking about, plugging my butt Spine a bifida Yeah he's won with spina bifida That's what makes him a real good dancer

My curve back What is spina bifida. Yeah, he's born with Spina Bifida. That's what makes him a real good dancer. My curve. What is Spina Bifida? Um, we can look that up. Mike Fenoy is here by the way. Hey, oh, everyone's the bar fire. It's the bonfire. I'm Robert Kelly. That's big J. We're so good at not describe, but we're so bad describing. We can describe what you're listening to currently. We got it in. We got it in. Big Yagers and Robert Kelly. Mike Fenoy joined us for the whole show today guys Mike's got a new special don't let me down. It's gonna be available on YouTube later this year Later this summer actually. Did you make a video dancing in that video for the special? There's a video you know

You're a real good dancer And Mike had spider bifida too. Yeah, Mike also born with spider bifida, which makes him a real good dancer He's got a YouTube channel. You can go to micphenoia.com for summer tour dates including Mohican son Chicago, Philadelphia and more. Mike, he's a real good dancer. He's got a bold head and he shaped his beard clean. I know that is pants on tiny and something. But I don't got no teeth. you just are wearing a puffy denim jacket with the sleeves pushed up man

Oh, yeah, I will you get the denim jacket with like the sheep fur on the collar Yeah, but the one that's like stone washed. Yeah. Oh, yeah, oh real stone washed with the buttons and like the metal buttons Almost like those like stretchy elastic around you are you're very jacked dude Swole ass Mike Mike is little swole man. Yeah, so what the guys built. I mean not as good Jacob I know what you saying no I'm fast as well as you his arms called don't let me down But he used to be called brick shit house. It was gonna be called brick shit house, but Walmart wouldn't carry it He's gonna fuck with me. Fuck around, dude.

As soon as I said you were spoiled, Jacob was like, whatever. Jacob, you're a swole, dude. Mike can't do a Kip Up, you can. Yeah, you're shredded, you're shredded, you're shredded. He's not shredded, he's swole. Can you do a Kip Up, still, you think? Probably.

Yeah. What's a Kip Up, is that when you like... From laying down on his back, he can go and spring up onto his feet. Oh, I do that. No, you can't I do that Bob, you can't do it at all. I tried and I'm telling you this I believe let me say it's about you also Bob Let me keep a compliment sure good Me and you both can do it everyone in this room can do a Kip up. I believe right we don't believe we can inside So we will stop ourselves before we get there. Well, Jay, this is where me and you differ.

I believe I can fly. Yeah, for sure. I believe that I can do a Kip up in. You believe you can touch the sky, you believe you can pee on teenagers. All these things aren't right, buddy. Do you know, you know, Robert Kelly believes a lot of things.

Can I say something about the company that I work for now? Yeah, serious XM. I don't know why I said fur. Serious satellite radio. You want? Yes, serious exam. You could do that, but I, I've do it all the time.

I do it and that's how I wake up. I do. I do. You're gonna full Kip up. This is a tiny little woman just did. I do it. It's a beautiful woman. Skip and I Kip up and then I run out into the kitchen.

I kiss Max on the floor. So I go outside and I get the honey. And Louise, listen, I wanna say something. Salute the milk man. Serious. Nah, I let him fuck my wife. I salute him. Dude, here's the thing.

I was looking at sex. But he's a real good dance. He kept up. They have my on serious when you have just the tip. The photo on the thing is our Kelly. No, oh my god. That's awesome. I guess that is so awesome. Somebody I don't realize you had by the way just the tips sound so nefarious coming from our Kelly. Look right there. Oh, wow, that's all he could fit in Just the tip all our keel. He's just a tips. He's fucking children. It's just it's just a tip and it's our Kelly's photo and set a mind

I can keep up and don't imagine fall asleep at nine dude And max they fall asleep at nine dude And then I hit the streets and look for kids I'm just tensed It's a westchester From all the thoo Why does that baby look like it has like a Spine opener? It looks like it has like a baby wipe dispenser on its back that spider bifida. It's a bifida Well, that's the bifida pot. All right, it's an incomplete closing the spine and the membranes around the spinal cord during early development pregnancy

Oh Lord Jesus the most common location is lower back. Is that where melon camp got it? Occulta has no or only mild signs, which may include a hairy patch? Oh no. The dimple, dark spotter swung on the back of the site, and a gap in the spine. Bobby, did you ever have a a pylon idol, a pylon idol cyst?

No, I don't know what the fuck to do. Dude, we have had so many weird shitty things in common. It's a nice fuck. So, well this was actually- Why didn't everything was sexually transmitted? Well, now you do. Um, cysts, bobby. It's bifurters, too, Jay.

It's a infected hair follicle on the bottom of your spine and the top of your asshole. You ask crack? Never had that. And when you sit on it, it feels like a hundred bees are stinging you at once. It's the most uncomfortable thing. And you have to get it sliced and drained.

You'll find out what it feels like. I had something on the right side of my inner thigh towards the back when I was really heavy. Sure. And I think it was an ingrown hair that got infected. Yeah. And one night, I woke up at the middle of the night

and it was just killing me. And I went and I popped it. Yeah. And I smelled it. Oh. And I couldn't ask for help from my wife because she would have left me. Well, if you could see it, then you can do it.

You could believe you could fly. Well, yeah. I mean, I think it's from my K because she would have left me. Well, if you could see it, then you can do it. You could believe you could fly. Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's from my Kip Ups. I think it's from my husband. Oh, they were doing a little rubbing. You had me some rubbing. That's Kip Chaf. It was, I was sitting, I didn't think, I was just kind of feeling around.

And then I felt, I was like, oh, this is something. And then I popped it and it popped. And I felt, and then I smelled it. I was like, oh, yeah, it's all. And then I had to sit different hour and deal with this and never tell my wife and like, I'm like, oh, God, what if I just did something? What if that's like an artery or something that I just pleaded out? I would at least bleed out, proud.

Just find me on the toilet. I think I just popped a zit connected to my femoral art. I think I told you, Jay, my first one popped in my undies. And I had like, I like to. I'm just grossed off. They call them undies. My skivies. My skivies.

My quares, the bikini underwear. Yeah, no. With like mighty mouse on the whole. You know, the Rosa is colorful briefs now. Of course he does. He wears colorful pants and shirts. But he got weird ones. There's like a elastic on the around the leg openings

and the waist, but they're all, there's no cuff on it. You know what I mean? There's no like a band. So it looks like a bloomers. Underneath like a cheerleader. That's actually a cheerleader panties an Irish woman in the 20s That's a uniform that they make you wear it Brooklyn comedy club

You can't get it you can't get it without those underwear You want those that they them underwear When Joe stated our apartment before he moved back to New York City He came out of his bedroom one time wearing those in a shirt And then apologize to Christine. He walked in and as he scurried back to his room, his little tussie and those little elastic underwear. He was like, oh sorry Christine. He went back to get his lantern and his like, yeah, he was like, you guys dick about crane underwear, the teaser. I'm still doing Lulu's, dude. Those, those, it's more like the red ones right there. You wear those? Still Lulu, I'm an underwear, yeah, they're great.

Why? You want to know why? I do it. A ton of them. Why? Because I am impulsive and obsessive. I buy a million things and then I hate everything I do. I do that too.

No, but I understand that. I understand why you buy a bunch of them. And I understand why you do where bikini under. I don't know. I'm joking. I don't know. The rose it does. That's not hot. The rose it actually does. I was just picturing for no shredded food. I don't my I wore the the rose it does that's not hot the rose it actually does

I was just picture and for no shredded food. I had some bikinis. I actually have a pair of Jeans that I ripped real short that all sometimes wear around the house to get Lisa excited what I'll see if she could text me just like a you just like a chip and Dale from the 80s You just like bond Jovey and his just like a chip and Dale from the 80s. You're just like Bon Jovi in his first year. Yeah. She's a little runner-up. And it seems she can set me the picture.

Your little tiny short shorts. She's a little ran away. Just and so we're talking about a good body one time. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. So gay, in fact, one night in doing that shit gig that Marty gig up, SUNY Dow High. Emma's throw up. Yeah, in the worst. Whatever that,... marty gig up soon you tell high and was throughout

yeah whatever that that no nothing gig that giggs sucks to but that what is called a polo nightl says it's discussed it uh... i pulled the hair out of my follicle like it was twisted and covered in the pink group i made uh... at least an ankle it pandora ankle it you Yeah, yeah. Pandora ankle it. You buy different charms every place you got.

He's one's from Aruba, it's a seashell. This is awesome. Justin Silver, one night, that place kept changing my hot compression on my ass crack. And then eventually you broke. What a sweet kid. And then it broke through. Yeah, you kept changing it. So the heat makes the hair pop out well Make the thing just busted well, I so what happened to me the first time it happened was super painful

I don't know what was going on So I was like yeah, I got to go to like the emergency room and I went and they were like yeah, it's not quite ready yet it can break but like It wasn't there yet it goes so you like, maybe come back in like two days or something and I went, okay, and they were like, you're not gonna come back, are you? I'll like, I probably not, I don't have insurance or anything and they were like, let us see what you do now,

so they cut a hole and drained it, but they said, they go, oh, it's not ready yet, so even cutting it, they were like, it really didn't do much to drain it at all. You said a slice in your ass? So, I still have that slice in my ass. Yeah, so even cutting it there like it really didn't do much to drain it at all. You said a slice in your ass So dude, I still have that slice in my ass. Yeah me too From the cutting on the wrong spot. So what would happen was even though it's the wrong spot What would happen then for a while as it would I would get it? It would flare up and but then like by the time it started like hurt hurt

One day I'd be in the shower and I would just feel like with the hot water on my back I go, oh, it's it's coming out And it's like a mix of greenish stuff and blood. They put a drain in mine, like a little tape. You hear surgery. Like I had to go get it lanced and they open it, clear out everything, quarter-rise it. So that follicle's now dead, but there's a tube sticking

out of it that my wife had, while we were dating, she had to go in and take the tube out, take out the gauze, put all peroxide in it, and then fill it, pack it back up. And that was like our first kind of, but I'm, you know what I'm so happy about? 10 years later, Christine wouldn't change a bandaid on my arm. I'm so happy about that now. Don't get mad at me when I get sick and I throw up. Like I'll be like, uh, like he helped me. She's like, with what? She's like, can she goes, can one thing be a situation that doesn't make you throw up, Bobby? Let me ask you a question. What would you be mad at

Mike if you found out it was contagious? And he gave that to you. He didn't. It might happen before Mike came around. It was, it is funny how we all a a graduations to our black glue everybody black glue is now a father for the second time woman louis johnson born was named jennice joplin jennice joplin

jame hendrick's well jame hendrick's is his son's name for jame hendrick's and the next one is Janice Chaplin this next one is gonna be a Raven Raven Johnson Well Christine just asked can we announce on here and I announced Born at 150 p.m. Waited a few hours to tell us. Okay.

Wow, who got the information first? Well, he said absolutely. So we're all good. Any trunk? Jim and Sam, Bennington. Oh. Seven pounds. Seven trunks.

He told any trunk first. Sorry, hang on for a second. Is he Stradlin's cousin? I'm talking to one of the juju hounds. Hang on for a second, one of the New York Dolls who's not David Joe Hanson. What a side trip, what a what a segway though. They had to put a hot compress on my asshole and drain my siss. The green fluid was coming out of my god.

It happened. Give us the stats dude how big one at 150 no respects for us seven seven pounds six ounces okay and that is it say mother and baby are doing fine which is like I think you have to put every time you announce that I can only assume no name Roman Roman Roman Lewis Johnson shut up. Yeah, Roman. Yeah, Roman Palombo Roman Palombo Lewis Johnson Wow row row to lot to live up to Roman Palombo's a handsome. We have sounds of the new baby Lou Do we Do we use first? Oh There he is. Covered if you want, baby girl. He's already got his first words.

So cute. Hey, speaking of, we should always catch you. Look at that stud. Bobby needs a little context. Yeah, we all need context, especially me. Let's get some code. Do we have a sound effect for context? Yeah, that one. Perfect. So long time ago, Shane Gillis first came on the show. He brought to us a couple by the name of Roman Palombo and Sierra Skye. Sierra Skye is outrageously attractive. Oh my gosh. She also has an only fans where you can now

see her tits and pus, which is pretty great. But she is. God bless America. But they were a couple, the sexiest couple ever.uss, which is pretty great, but she is. God bless America. But they were a couple, the sexiest couple ever, and let me tell you how sexiest guy is. Can I say something? You know, a fath of those rights, Pat Benatar. Oh, that's true.

She did. Love is a battle. She fath of those rights for all these horse. Yeah. So Sierra's guide him, we're a super attractive couple who just seem to spend their lives going to beautiful places, because they're influencers,

and doing beautiful things. And then they broke up one day and he was fine. Yeah. That's how attractive he is. He was just like, yeah, there's another girl looks just like her down here. Oh, another guy.

Whatever. But this guy is not worried about pussy. We're on his concern. We're all on team Roman. We're on team Roman. We're on team Roman. You know what? I'm on team Roman too, then, Jacob. Wait, Christine, go back to that body.

If we know he's a, you know, he lives life like this. This is him just looking at the sky. Oh, look at that. Just thinking about the sky. He's thinking about the future and like, I could fuck that sky if I wanted. That's like a fuck that sky. I just fucked this wood.

Yeah, doing a bet. Come on. Let's come on. Look at that body. There is no mat wood. Yeah, they're not that. Come on. Let's come on. Look at that body. There is no mat rife, a rife, whatever. Oh, I tell you what, it's not mat rife. Mat rife better pray to God, Roman Palombo doesn't find a way to string together for funny words.

Because this guy is going to leapfrog mat rife. Mat rife is very pretty, but he's got the, I'd say mat rife is a little bit of divisive looks Matt Rife is body. Have you seen his album cover a special cover is shirtless Body's great. Yeah, he's got Wolverine body. Look at that does he oh, I didn't know that I'll never mind here's the thing. I'm still selling you Facially that sucks that he got that stupid tattoo. Oh guys. No Roman Palombo. I'm telling you face

Holy Roman Palombo you're right though Matt right fighter me always is yoked. Yeah I mean look at that one how old is he I mean he's leaning on a window is he like 25 26 Christine's fucking ear to ear grinned fucking smile. How do you like it? Fuck you? He might fuck you he might oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh But he is look at him. He's European fucking gorgeous. He is like a model look to it. Yeah, no for sure But I think that's a little more divisive like his thing is I think Romans actually just like better looking He's more like like you said like yeah, he's got like down hill slalom Olympic. Yeah, German like I think Roman palambos Olympic sexy. Yeah, exactly. Well, Roman Palbo is just average guy gorgeous gorgeous. Yeah guy next door Yeah, I hear you. I mean even with his Halloween makeup on if you're asking me which I'm picking I'm picking Roman Palombo

I know it's a tough one. You have to think about this. I didn't I just answered no, but I mean Oh, no, for sure no Christine Christine. I don't think it's a chance to think too much rum plumb all day long Lou, Lou, sorry team Robin. I'll tell you this you're gonna Matt rife. I'm gonna tell you who I'm gonna pick you can open for him I'm gonna tell you right now, right? I don't like you know You're on your in Berk, Rysh's tour. I'm going to my right I'm gonna be I fucking eat a lot of pussy tour. Oh my god, dude It would the spill over pussy in the Matt Rife tour My god the spill over pussy on Burke Ritzer's tour is spilling over

Smells like beer Bearing barbecue Fucking looney tunes tattoos on fat women. I know my right door dude is then how fucking much fun that would be Yeah, well door dude is the end how fucking much fun that would be uh yeah well they're not but don't put don't put any nuance in those jokes buddy hey girls can one of you hold up my stomach while the other one goes down on me he hurry up on time to heal legitimate he helps with the avian awards who can push up my old stomach so you can see my penis he helps with the avian awards and I promise you he didn't have no he had no if he wanted to

Because I told we talk to the porn stars who were like god, he's so cute and it's this guy could have fucked six porn stars a day You know, I'll tell you I'm picking I'm gonna pick our barber. Oh God damn it. He's good damn me and Bobby have a really attractive barber. Yeah, but I am we both have crushes on this guy I know I put my I always put my hat over my lap underneath the cape so he doesn't see my bone I'm gonna be I'm gonna meet you react when he's putting panard club man on your neck Yeah, he has it he has like his own spray that he sprays on our face Wow, I'm like what does that is that he's a spray for your face? I'm like okay, I think it's his jizz with lemon and fucking lavender

So good lavender jizz this guy's rosemary pedals floating in his He's so aggressive gentle. He has these big beautiful Dominican hands and he pushes your face Left that's a weird confidence, right? Aggressive gentle. That's really impressive. And he's right, when he's doing like the razors, because he said to me this week when I went in, he goes, first time I see your hair, not done,

because I just came in with dry hair, because there's no point in doing it, because he isn't getting, when he's shaving your head, he just grabs everything and moves you, or he doesn't give a shit. It's all right, it's all right. He's working on what you're doing. He's doing his thing. You're a piece of clay. You're a his thing your piece of clay and he sculpting you and he slapped your tits

With the razor like you shave and then Tits He put he lays a towel on you like you're a piece of shit He gives you a couple little and then Oh, then you feel by the way then you feel when he stretches your face out Hey, cuz he's cuz he's just gonna nick one and then you feel that straight razor just goes like Just one wow With the confidence of Zeus yeah, Michael Angelo type shit, and then he picks your nose up

I don't know how he does it, but he does it from the back Angelo type shit and then he picks your nose up. I don't know how he does it But he does it from the back and picks it up and then he's it He does your nose hairs, but not all them just the one the edges the ones that need it. Oh my god. I'm so Yeah, you know what I wanna come I throw I throw them in the plumber thing because he's a guy also me and Bobby Talked about this privately before you think this is a new thing What I love about him he just has like some pants on Some slip on shoes and he throws in a white button down shirt a couple buttons undone and the sleeves just rolled up He doesn't even have to think about it. He's all around together beautiful his hands

He did where he could wear wooden joy his hands are soft hard. Yeah Yeah, I like you mean like he can open a jug and do yard work, but also softly massage you. There's no, it's like every, there's no fingerprints. I don't like it's made of cloud. It's so soft when he grabs your cheek and he pushes you one way and you're, there's magic because you just stay. You don't go too far. He never touches you twice. Like your face is in full control of any, and then he'll use just a finger and push you. And then push you that way and then shave.

And then slap each other. And you just go. And you go with it. And I don't want it to be over. And then when it's over, Jay was there and he's just looking at me like we just did something bad. Bobby set up, Bobby's up this time. and I saw it because I was outside smoking a cigarette and he keeps his thing right by the window his chair and so I look and Bobby comes up

and always sees Bobby not the words he goes. Wow. That's what he saw. I'm pretty sure he has to have his chair by the window legally because when he didn't guys would just be trying to suck him off the whole time. I think we got to keep you under the. You got to keep by the window because everybody else in there is some kind of a Ukrainian fucking Bolshevik who works there Disjarping and blade. I'm telling you is the bunch of weird looking Ukrainian and Russian guys that work in there

And then are just this gorgeous man. Just took the both of you. Yeah, he had us. He had us both He has beads. He has like these beads on his wrist and he goes and you go, hey, Bob is gonna come after he goes I got you man. I got you. I got you. I got you. Yeah, if I sit off anybody else comes in like he beads on his wrist and he goes and you go, hey, Bobby's gonna come after he goes I got you man. I got you. I got you. I go. Yeah, if I just don't off anybody else comes in like he's on his way up And we have to go so if you can he can he definitely be now. I got you like And then he goes like this when I walk and he goes I got you and he winks he gives you a winking He goes there's gonna be a day when Jay's going to the barbershop with like flowers and chocolates and there's Bobby with flowers and Chuck Oh, what do you guys do? Like running into you like Pina could not

I'm gonna I'm gonna promise you right now. I'm gonna say this here. I'll never go to see him without you Okay, okay, I promise Okay, okay, I promise. I'm seeing Isaiah from. I listen. Are you stuck with him? Okay, I can make that promise. I promise. Back the fuck off.

I promise. I mean, he might go without you. He's can be lying. Christine. Back the fuck off. What I don't know doesn't hurt me first of all. He was, can I say something? When he, this time he only did Bobby's beard yesterday.

When he did Bobby's head, like what Bobby went through was different. It's amazing. It took, all he had to do was shave Bobby's bald head. You think it wouldn't take it took forever. He did it. How does he, he's not watching like this in the car. I was by my lip. I was like, you, you, you, you by your lip.

Pulling handfuls in here. I had to talk my junk between my legs and sit on it. It was so- You had school bus bowener? Baba, it was so seductive. How did he talk to me about how he did your head? I haven't had anybody ever shaped my head. I don't, I know, but I don't know.

Your eyes were closed the whole time. I could tell you. I did not open my eyes once. He, first of all, he did a hot towel that he snapped. Ooh, I'm a napped. He snapped it. No, out in front of me. And then like to cool it down and then he wrapped my head from behind like a turban

and let it sit and then it's like this with it. With the towel. This is pre-shape. He's gotta use in his hand, massaging my head. And then he came back with something. It wasn't like shaving cream. I think it's his own brand. It's not a foam in shaving cream. I think it was whipped up his whipped up gizz. It might be whipped up

gizz. I'm telling you it's ver- he uses it down the face too. It's a thin. It's not like a heavy foam in cream. It's like an a-oli. But he wipes it on. It's like a lot. It is. It's like a creamy oil. Like a pesto. Yeah. And he wipes it on and it's foamy, but then he wipes it down to make it creamy. And then he wipes it off. Wipes it off. And then he shaves. Like, like, like.

And he, I don't know what he, I can't see, because he slaps my tit. Yeah. Right, because he's doing something with the razor cleaning it off. Also when he just goes and like sometimes Yesterday I sat in the chair and he shaved up just this like side of my sideburn basically And he goes to my friend and give you one second and he'd left and I saw him in the mirror walked down the block somewhere

When he came back and he was like sorry about that. I want I want to be honest. Did he never it was you? He actually can't let me on the corner. no to give him a kiss before you walked in Did you guys promise not to kiss in public? I don't want to do it in front of you I Want to see you just tell me we'll be back in a second. I want to see you I'll get you a puppy I want to see you dude. I cannot leave and mr. J is in the chair He is so casually attractive

in the chamber. He is so casually attractive. I say it's so interested in saving my life. He's so manly and yet feminine. Yes. He's very pretty. I can't explain it. It's just a gentle confidence. I don't go to barbers.

Never. He was like, let's do beer day. He is always. Yeah. Okay. We'll go do this manly thing. I didn't know. He's the manly thing.

I didn't know. We're two bitches in a chair. I didn't know. He's the manly thing. I didn't know. We're two bitches in a chair. I didn't know I was gonna fall in love that day. Is that the first time you ever had anyone shave your head? It's not, but it's the first time I've ever loved. It is the first time. It's like happening again for the first time. It's like it's never happened before. I've never had anyone shave my head. I want to. Oh buddy. You gotta come over one day and hit Isaiah with me on a mic. He also, by the way, he works.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have glasses like Bobby. Maybe I could just, you go without me. Sorry, sorry. Are you crazy? You gotta go alone. You can. Don't give Isaiah to everybody.

You're right. Yeah, I'm good. What are you nuts? Now I'm gonna be the line. What if he picks Mike? That's it, he's like between me and you. He's like the same thing. No, don't pick Mike. I say if you're listening I know you're not because you don't understand how crazy American radio works

Anything that we do he doesn't keep the job. I'm shit dude. I've showed him pictures of me From when I got back to that stadium Before Bobby got there that day. I go he's like, where are you this weekend? Or how was your weekend? And I was like dude. dude it's crazy we did two stadium shows at these things I go he's like stadium I go well arenas not stadium but like arenas was pretty nuts and he goes oh arenas he goes really oh that's pretty cool mama and then you go yeah look at that right there look at that's like that little stage on the airtuss and all those people he goes oh yeah he goes you want me to beard and uh thing or just and I'm doing a bad

impression of him because his voice is sexy. His voice is this. I wonder what is, what is he interested in? I wanted to tell you what he's not to say. I'll tell you what he's interested in. I'll tell you what he's not to say. I'll tell you what he's interested in. I'll tell you what he's interested in.

I'll tell you what he's interested in. I'll tell you what he's interested in. Nothing. Nothing impresses him. He's, he wants, he has what he wants. He works when he wants to work. I call before we go because I have to go as I say and because those go, he wants, he has what he wants. He works when he wants to work. I call before we go, because I have to go as I say, and because that was go, one time,

before I started taking Bobby there, one time they go, I call to go as I say in today, they go, no, and I call like the next day, I go, when is he coming in, he goes, he took a break for two months. Just left. I go, what's he doing? I go, what should he go, I went to the DR,

and he goes, you know, hung out with my friends, a little bit of my family. How old does he, he think, mid 20s? I believe he's 170 years old. you go's I went to the DR because you know hung out with my friends a little bit my family How old does he he think mid-20s? I believe he's a hundred and seventy years. I do I do say he might be a vampire I believe he's a hundred and seventy years old. I believe he's something not from this world Because he looks younger than me. I think he's way smarter and learning than I am He's he's soft gentle. He's hard gentle. He's manly feminine, he's the best of everything. He's melted marble. I'm pretty sure Agott made him.

Wow. And presenting him and he's just chilling out doing what he wants to do. How does he smell? He smells like fantastic. Nothing you've ever smelled. Like leather. Listen to me, the spray he puts on your face. There's a thing and it's in a bottle with no names.

Your name? It's his own brew of some sort. Yeah, and it's, when you show up, it's like different levels of stuff and then he shakes it and it becomes one and then he goes, shh, shh, shh, shh, and it, it makes you happy. I forgave all the people I was mad at. Like I had these resentments, they went away. I called my second stepdad and I forgave him. I'm friends with my original dad now. I don't. You got rid of all your woes. You shamed your nature in a way. Bob, this guy.

Wow. And I walked in this time and it made me feel, the last time I was there when Jay was there was the first time. And I didn't understand it until I I fell into some weird trance. You hit the chair. Bobby came up, he was not in the same place as when he got it down the chair. The first time. Now he understood a little more but Bobby still this time went, wow. The first time he snapped back from a different place. And I mean that when he said the first Sunday, Bobby, I'm saying if Bobby had like sharp pay face when he got up, he was just like that

Which where was I? Where did I go? What's that check up? Because when you're doing this you're saying your eyes are closed It's almost like you're feeling the end you're feeling it energy the energy. Yeah, it's a blurs are open and his energy is orange I've seen the color. Wow. I remember is the color of his energy. Yeah, he really I'm I'm not I know we're joking But I'm not joking. I was doing my first time. I was doing YKWD and we were running late. I had a special guest.

You know, I was having a great time. I literally, Jay texted me, I go, we have to end this. And I ended the, I ended it and I ran. I told you, I ran down the street. I took a cab because the subway wouldn't have been in time. I took a cab up there to make it in time. I made it, as Jay was getting up, I walked in like, hey, and he was like, hello, my friend.

You're right away. All the sweat on your head, you're fine. Or do you think he taps the comb? Like he's doing something to comb me, taps it on the seat for Bob, he goes, right there. He tells him where to sit. Yeah, it was, it was, it was a thing right on.

I want to fly. I've seen him, I've seen him defuse a fight. Yeah. I've seen him shut a guy down who worked there who was trying to argue with him about something, and I tell you what's awesome when he does, because it made me up my eyes. And he does this a lot when he goes

to do something else for a minute while he's shaving you. His razor flick Oh, you flick. Oh Christine. You would soggy up your shorts. I'm telling you because yeah He's like doing the shaving with it and then he's putting it away because he wants to get something else or do something and he just like like the He does not he does a little spin Like a butterfly knife like a butterfly knife like he's in West Side Story He spins and he comes back out and he goes, you know, like flick it, and then he looks at you, and then, and then right there, you know, the hard, the hard soft,

hard soft, soft hard where he grabs. He is. You gotta come, Jacob, one day. I'd say so. You gotta grow some beard, and you gotta let this guy line you. But here's the thing, what he did to my face, like this time, like when I get, when I get stuff done, when I got my hair done

or if I've gotten shaved, I do this, do that. What he did to my face this time, I don't even like it. Like, but I love it, because he did it. Like he made my thing, like last time he asked me, I want to leave it thick, and I was like, I do. But this time I just let him go. And he made it a little thinner. And he cut up here.

And he kind of made it a little Tony Starky. But I don't like that. But I love it because he didn't. Well, you got to tell him. You got to tell him exactly what you want to do. No, I will never tell him what to do. Are you praying? You're trying to get me out of there.

You're telling me, don't tell me, don't tell me what he did last time. That he should change that. You hear? That's bullshit, you that. I heard he loves positive criticism. I know what the fuck you do. No, he takes him to the criticism very well. That's bullshit. You know he told me Jacob went time?

Because he doesn't care about what I do at all. You know I told him. I think he says what? I told him I go, my new specials on YouTube, because YouTube, he goes, yeah, I have YouTube. I'm like, everyone's got YouTube, because I watch it, he hasn't.'t it's fine he's on a rush you know what I told them what your specials available for five dollars I told him I go look he says what do you do and I said I

just try to do what makes me happy oh that's the right kind of answer. That's what he's looking for. I understand my friend Does friend to tame and to enjoy that's the thing I want to like know from when he punches out to when he gets home How many like he told me a story? He's talking about picking up the hottest girl in the world He's ever seen Took her to that night. He calls her over. He describes to me like a pretty obnoxious situation She goes to go say come here come here. I said my car I said, come here. Come here. I said, come here. Pretty as good. I've seen long time. Come here. She comes over. She says, what I go is my number. You go to your practice. My number. And he goes that night to me. She goes, all right, meet me at a hotel. Because I get to the hotel. He goes, I got me and I take a shower. You know, it looks so sexy in that shower. You know, he't give her the number. He just can't turn her a new phone. Take the phone.

This is my phone with my number in it. He's the only number in. She presents that she's a prostitute at that moment. And he goes, I kick her out. I said, get the fuck out of here. I don't want to. I don't want to. He fucked the hotel room.

And then she goes, no, no, no, I shouldn't have said that. And then we fuck anyway. So he fucked the prostitute, no charge? No charge prostitute. Wow. That's how hot it is That's why the gods made him he's actually For the cheering prostitution. Do you think of the weekend? He like kills people in like different countries? No, no like like a sassy shit like oh, I'm talking like he goes to Spain and kill people for the king It's possible because he did tell me that his past life when he did before not past life 100 years ago 100 years ago

He said he goes he was a male model and I was like, why it's got to be a pretty crazy where he goes? Yeah, he goes but you goes doing drugs not my thing the drugs He goes in the travel I travel a little over the world swinging like you swinging like, you know, the comb, all he's saying is, he goes, I travel a little over the world. He goes, the women sleep with, you know, the thousands of women, but it's too much. The world's too much. Because I like to come, I do my job, I go home, I relax, I watch my TV. What? Wow, dude. Yeah. I want to watch TV with TV with him. So, oh my God. How safe would you feel just a nozzled neck I shoulder? If there was going to be a steam, does it make me feel safe ever. You just go there and Bobby says Ottoman.

If I can, he's gonna put him on my glasses. Hey, J dude. J dude. I don't know you were coming. Just looking for my contact. You put your leg on good. Let me put the leaf in the table. Let me see you're suggesting silvic getting off the shower naked. Oh, hey, man. Hey, Bobby. You guys know I say, yeah, yeah, Bobby's an ottoman. I've been sitting on for an hour and a half. We ate Chinese food off his fat, wear to ass. Me and Isaiah were hanging out, training each other's dogs if you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, I gave him a free dog lesson. He brought me in.

Christine, you won't cut your hair unfortunately. I'm sorry to say I would love. Imagine if we got like a new Netflix show, like a series, like nine episodes. And I mean, brand new, start on like a Sunday, but we have the week off. Oh, God, yeah, every night. Oh, I hear what I thought you were going to say, because I think I've said this to him before, is how attractive he is. I didn't even know.

I don't know if I said it, but I know I've thought about it a bunch. I was like, man, if I ever need like an on set barber for a thing, I go, my goodness. I'm already offering this guy, Hollywood worker. You don't even have. I don't even have.

He's not even on a show, and he's giving him fun. I've seen my future. I'm already offering this guy Hollywood work I've seen my future longer with Isaiah than Christine Machine I go back and do my career I love that you're manifesting a relationship with him on set. I know, I'm just saying things that don't go... You ever seen Paramount Studios at NLA? No? I don't even care. Yeah, but he goes... I know, how would you feel about being a house barber?

If not, don't mind. What do you want in your trailer? I'm sitting sweet and around sweet and I'll get both. I don't know. I flex his fucking... I will go with you if you get me a pet monkey. On the weekends, he goes back to... like it throws it's like I will go with you if you get me that pet monkey weekend he goes back to go to like Morocco and Tangiers and kills people for the king probably that's how I picture this guy. I'll tell you what I do now I just

got a pretty semi hard on right now thinking about him with like blood gets on his white button down shirt and he has to go down and I didn't bring it to any of us just take it off But when he swims back to the prop plane it all washes off of him Yeah, but he takes it off it rips a piece of it and wraps it around his bicep. Oh, yeah a little a little Yeah, this is my my reward For killing this man. That's right. It's the trophy my trophy and on the helicopter back He's making confirm confirm appointments for the airs.

Lemon, Lemon 27 is finished. I will go back. I have to do big J in my friend Bobby on Tuesday. He hangs it up, throws it in the air. I do not mess with Christine, the Vigiant. I smell it from the block away. I never felt this from the man, but when I picture what I would do is walk up behind him and take his button down shirt,

down his shoulder a little bit, and start kissing on this part of his neck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Did I leave my phone here? What's this blood goes don't worry is no money It's my fantasy is I'm cooking I'm cooking the mags And he comes from behind and reaches into my robe and grabs my lower belly and puts his hand over and then pulls me in From behind what's he saying though? He goes into my ear and just licks the end of my he just says something in a dead language to Bobby Oh squenta oh He goes into my ear and just licks the end of my ear. He just says something in a dead language to Bobby. He looks like a squatter, a squatter, a squatter, a squatter. What?

It's a dead language from 170 years ago. A squatter, a squatter. It means my love, my life, my glory. You know, you know I can't have grains in my body. I bet he eats super clean. I'm going to kill that rooster for you right now. I will be back in the jeepy. I bet he eats naturally super clean.

He's even think about it. You ask him things like, hey, you want to get a burger or something? He goes, I don't need that. You've asked him out for burgers? I have never said no. I just feel like he would. I've asked him out for burgers. No, I've never actually tried to see this guy outside of work

You guys were burgers because I asked him to everything It's hilarious to think of all the beautiful thing. He would not I'm telling you's no point having an understanding Bobby's comedy He will not he's not I could already tell you he's unimpressed by my and everything about me Would I I tip him more than I would tip a pretty woman. Yeah, I give him more. I tip him crazy. I'll tell you, I'll be honest, it was my, I was like, dude, I'm paying. And Jago's let me tip.

Let me listen to me though. Listen to me though. I didn't know what he was doing. Yeah, I know I know it. He was like, no, he goes, no, I'll tip. I got it because he wanted, of course. And then I go to him. I go, I can tip on the was like, no, he goes, no, I'll tip, I got it. Cause he wanted, of course. And then I go to him, I go, I can tip on the machine. He goes, you can, I go, you want cash?

He goes, let him tip me cash. Wow. I know. He goes, I like him cash. I like cash. I guarantee he's never showered. He doesn't need to. No, his body, his scent actually cleans his body.

I don't think he's oil. His oil is clean person. When he sweats, the scent actually cleans his body. I don't think he's oil. His oil is a nice clean person. When he sweats, the oil travels. They make him. He cleans his body in a lemony fresh. He's a perfect system. He's a perfect system, yeah. Does he has like a Roman body?

I want to see a picture of him. No, I don't, I don't, I won't, I want that it's that cut, but it's just a good, but it's a naturally good body. Yeah just a good, but it's a naturally good body. Yeah, it's a it's a perfect body. Probably more Roman than Matt right. Matt rifes like obviously trying to get yoke. This is a this is pretty or that. This is let's hang out. Let's take a walk like a bull in the wild. Yeah, just natural sinewy like no gym like he just his chest is probably shaped right. He's not trying no not trying it all he sleeps in a plank he doesn't wear show off clothes either he

just he looks like like a guy who's like a painter who has big giant canvases in his house who fucks your girlfriend he has a but he has a he has big canvases but downstairs he has cars that he fixes to like older cars and motorcycles that he drives into his house I promise you knows and Know this garden in the back probably he knows his way around a fucking car For sure when you go to his house He's growing it up. I got I forgot to get tomatoes one second he goes in the back and he goes And he goes to me to make the whole game sweet basil for you

Yeah, he goes look at that. Is there I can, if this person and this person together, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ and Mel Gibson. Oh no. I would say the vampire listat. And, and yeah, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Chris. I mean, George Clooney and George Clooney. George Clooney. George Clooney and George Clooney. And George Clooney and George Clooney is back. By the way, if you look the place up, which I've done, if you look up on Yelp, the reviews are real heavy and like, went to Isaiah, Isaiah's great. Oh, that Isaiah's all, I'm telling you,

he's not friendly is the wrong word, that's the thing. I tip him the price of the entire thing. I pay him three to, I tip and then why because he's awesome back off Christine back off 100% it's $20 for cut first shave it's $20 for it and then I give $20 tip excuse me Jay if you don't take care of this I will. Okay, what you shut the fuck up? I know it's $20. I tip 100% of my threading to spy books threading what thread? Oh eyebrows. Mm-hmm. Yeah Well, no, it doesn't stop with the eye, but the grabs are eyebrow that eyebrow uncoals all the way down the wrinkles Her pubic hair and eyebrow hair connected They just thread one they pull one from here and then all rest of her hair starts going inside of She's like a shitty sweater. It's like slums to get

Christine you wish you wish Isaiah would look at you bitch Christine I love you. I'm sorry, but don't fuck with Isaiah I'm gonna go try Christine, oh, Zamp you like, I doubt you. Imagine you go in, you go in and your diary is sitting on his desk. Christine dropped it off before. A gorgeous woman who charges for her sex was so upset when he said he wasn't paying her and told her to leave that she goes, no, no, no, no, I just, I'm gonna need, I shouldn't have said that, I just want to fuck you.

Yeah, it's not happening. You could double up on the ozempic. It's not happening with our boy. It's not happening with Isaiah. You wish, bitch. I have hearing happened to rest of me. And then if you, I don't, and I don't want to rest of me, I did underestimate him. I did.

Remember I shouldn't picture of me in an arena and thought he would be like, wow, does you want to see? Seven thousand people. He was just like nothing. Okay. Let's get you to see. Anyway, do you want to, because he thought he was in the Colosseum.

Yeah, probably. He was the bull. Yes, he was the bull. I was a bit of a showman myself. I'm wondering if it's because of your old barber, Jay, that loved everything that you and we all did. They were very supportive of our art. Oh, gay David.

That one team, so. Gay David's still. Oh yeah, David's still my hairdresser. You go you go back in yeah nice Is this the four five six location? It is okay. Okay, keep going. I'm saying if we have pictures. Oh, I know keep going. There's pictures go across Christina top up top No, no, that works No, no, that works. Oh Is that his hand? What is that? I think that's his hand? That's his hand That's what he's done to me to the right with the towel. Yeah, no That's not that might be him by the window there. Oh wait hang on that's him by the window. That's his body. That's his body. Go back. No, no, it's not

him. Damn it. It's not him. Sorry. Imagine if he's like a native, like you can't get a picture of him. Like cameras don't work. He's 170 years old. I'm a dammit. The camera breaks. Oh, man. How could he, we can't we live in this kind of mystery? Is that him? No, there's not him yet this guy so beautiful He somehow evades the internet. I don't know. He's not lying. He's literally not here. He does not like Foto you might be right about that. I don't think oh, that's his hand. Is that his hand? Oh, that is his hand Yes, look at the way he does with his finger. He uses one finger with the other fingers are up. He's like hitting your third eye right there Look at look how dark his fingers are on his arm look how dark his fingers are the tips of pink. Yeah, they are

Jesus keep going keep going back to the pictures. I want to see if we can find them You guys have to see I have to do yeah, it's kind of weird. Can I say something Jay? Yeah, I don't want to see if we can find him. Oh my god. Oh. You guys have to see him now. I have to do. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Can I say something, Jay? Yeah. I don't want to see him on this. Not this way.

I do. I don't want to see him this way. No, I want other people to know what's going on. I don't want them involved. Jay. Keep going. We're opening up a Pandora's box that I don't think we can shine. And then you think he's going to be like you guys ruined him. He's on here back to the top. Thank God go back. So I'm gonna be crazy. I'm glad he's not here

Wow, this guy's a mystery. I'm glad. I was he the only I saw every one of these other Ukrainian fucking because he's a Man, there's a time Bruce Willis went in there. That's a big deal in that place Bruce Willis went in there right there First picture wow. Yeah, he didn't have the balls to go to Isaiah Now he went to that guy. He went to. Yeah. He didn't have the balls to go to Isaiah. No, he went to that guy. He went to that guy. He went to that guy. He doesn't remember who he was at. He bought a burner phone after.

It's a different place. Oh, I forgot Bruce Walson's. Jesus. Well, I'll tell you, I got to see this guy now. I almost know I'm picturing like things, you know. Wait, do you feel this? Lorenzo Lama, some picturing kind of. Wait, you can picture all you want. Wait, way to you feel it and you don't even feel it We you feel it down there, but you also feel it in your heart. Yeah, I bet he's beards also every time a little different

But in the most stylish way he actually made my beard like his beard. Yeah, that's what he did if you notice if he got close If he how close did you ever try to like like goal fish like a kiss? I'm not a fucking piece of shit Michael Quick way to get your ass kicked out of the fucking golf barbershop I'm the fuck you know the guy instincts. What if you can he would what if he didn't know What if he couldn't tell I'm gonna let him do what he does look? There's the staff man. He will not be apart Maybe he took that picture. I don't think he's real, Jay. I think we're imagining this. I think it's just you, near a fucking

niche. It's me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and I can't believe he's not wild. He's not in any of the photos. Wow. That's our shop. That's

the shop. That's the shop. He's rogue. He's rogue. He's rogue. I of the photos. Wow. That's our shop. That's the shop. He's rogue. He's rogue. I'm going to get him a leather jacket. I'm going to paint rogue on the back with like roses. He likes it. I think he likes his presence handmade. I think he likes.

You're making a leather, but like both bring him presence. Let's go. I made you a picture. Let's both paint. I'll paint the leather jacket with rogue on the back. And you paint a paint. I'm going to make him bracelets. I can't wait till you guys see each other's art hanging from his fucking mirror.

Rub it down when you're not looking. Here, I just made these for you. I don't even care. I don't even look at them a lot. I don't even care, but if you want them, you can have them. I made these. I made these just stupid though, but here you can have them. These are stupid.

I'm a little nervous bringing Jacob. Why? You think he's gonna take him? Because Jacob wears a lot of clothes. And if he goes in there on a hot day, with just a shirt on and some tight little slacks. You're gonna take him from us. No, I'll be honest with you.

I think he likes his men thick. Like me and Bobby, I think. Yeah, but Jacob might go and look at Jacob's confidence. So I have a better chance. Do you think he likes shaving heads? Because it's more of a... Oh, I didn't like it. I mean, the guy really made a meal out of it. I really wanted to an hour an hour Yeah, Bob Bobby was in the chair for hair and being a man exaggerating 40 minutes easily

At one point he tried to pull away and I grabbed his hand. I was said. No yet What He went what he went please Give it I'm married She's not touching me anymore. She hasn't touched me in six years when you're done Just put those scissors right into my heart. I want to die like this. I saw shit come out of my wife's ass What my son was born? By the way, nothing was worse than your face when you come to it when you realize it's over and you're laying back and you still go You just eyes open up and you're smiling right in his face and he's like by the way

I don't sometimes and he does thank God he checks himself He checks himself Thank God and we'll go and then do a hit the last few like while you're sitting up. Yeah, like a look at you Did on and do like a little something here and there for a couple of seconds. However, when he first sits me up, I swear to you, when I used to go to this gay guy, Mike's talking about, I'd be like, David, like come on, this is like way lower over here than over here,

or we know, actually you didn't do my beard, but it'll be like my hair, I'm like, yeah, it's like, it's not the same even over here. Well, I can say that. Dude, I swear to you, when he's sitting me up in the thing from back here. He goes, all right, my friend. And I said, I'm going perfect. Absolutely perfect as well. I say perfect as always. Every time before I'm even looking in the mirror, yeah. That's how I just wanted to know. I think you did great. You could feel it's even he does so much extra Almost OCD. Yeah, well like a robot you can he'll go back in and get he'll be he'll he brought me up and then push me back down and

Went one little hair Slap the tit and then brought me back up and he was like okay my friend and I was like Thank you very much. Hey, you know how you say he's got buttons undone to see if a hairy chest. Oh, he doesn't. He's not at all. Because he didn't have any hair on his arms or knuckles. No. Which that means.

No, he is not hairy at all. Dude, this type of creature does not deal with hair on his body. Do you understand what's that hair look like? His beautiful. So, he does his own. He wore a hat both times. We, me and Bobby went, seeing the hair though.

He's currently growing a little bit long, so he's got it. One time he's like this, it's got it like in kind of like a hot. He's kind of stuck under his hat, but it's like long on the top, sure on the sides. And he goes, my hair is very long, you know. Like, and he takes the hair and pulls one curl that's like this long and pulls it down to his chin and chooses on. And I was like I tried to cut it off and make a key chain

That is long we should take a break I need to take a break we took the first hour on I say Worth it unbelievable Bobby honestly though. I swear to you Bobby. I swear to God. I will not go See Isaiah. Hey, Lou. Thank you. Let's you and me go get our head Why is this guy I said I won't go see him while you're not there? Are you promise? I promise I'm not gonna go while you're not there Lou Wow We'll be right back right now Mike Fenoli is new special Don't let me down coming out on YouTube layer this summer make sure you get it with YouTube channel subscribe like Mike Fenoy.com

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