The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Aisle Clogger w/Josh Adam Meyers

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

Tim Butterly fills in for Bobby and because he's from Philly, Jay pulls videos of great moments from Philadelphians. A sports player gets recorded saying a racial slur. The Philly D.A. uses the F word many times in a press conference. Josh Adam Meyers gets into another altercation at another rock concert. The guys have impressive Prince Andrew and Tony Hinchcliffe impressions. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly DJ Lou, this is you. This is your softer side hoping the world gets some better place tomorrow. It's my election mix Someone voted for Kamala three times softened the lights for it to always got to keep it sexy on election night everybody It's the bonfire faction talkaction Talks Series XM 103. I'm Big Jay Okerson, Robert Kelly off in Cuba. Who knows, man, they're off the grid. It's dangerous wherever they're at. I did read Ari's, his can't get into his phone message.

It's so fun, it's three paragraphs of that. If you're, I'm sorry by the way, if you're a person lost, then this world's going to hell And if they won everything's gonna be so great And I hope your guys because economically and socially things are gonna get better It's brilliant, and if not, I'll just move I'll stay out here and become the third richest person in Havana Bobby will have to send for his son Or his son with that you have a how old are your boys 14 and 7 14 7 so 14

That's crazy. It's an in-between there, but well let me so I'm sorry sitting in Bobby seat. I'm such an idiot I'm sitting in Bobby seat Today and you'll also hear him on the pre-recorded episode everybody He's gonna be performing in Philadelphia next in line Philly on November 8th Greeley Colorado Casper Wyoming, and Fort Collins, Colorado, all on deck, everybody. Get tickets and see him live at TimButterly.com. It is the hilarious Tim Butterly.

Wow, it's a joy to be here with you guys. Thank you, man. Hello, hello, hello! Now you guys, it's all about you guys. It's not me, it's you. Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim. All right, are we ready to laugh? It's not me. It's you. Yeah All right, we ready to laugh His Josh and Josh Adam on

Bobby Bobby revenge everybody sitting in with us for the whole show so excited Mike Mike my concert wife I mean really or maybe he's my concert husband depending on the concert who's more dainty He is hilarious Josh Adam Myers John Mayer came on this show months ago and Then he walked in he said he'd pop in for a minute. We all had headphones on we're talking to microphones He comes in that door right there stands by the door and starts talking to us We swing the microphone to be in front of him. He continues to talk to us and then he goes he goes, you know, I'll tell you something about a

Bob weir but but you know, I would never say this on on Lawn air and I was like, oh we're on air and he goes. Yeah. Okay, Bob Weir is not funny. He thinks he's funny and I was like, oh we're on air and he goes. Yeah. Okay, Bob. We're is not funny He thinks he's funny and I was like, okay man that is on the air and then he's like, alright I'm gonna get out of here. You guys probably got to get back on on the air I go we've been on alright and he left and I was like Apparently John Mayer's brother right is a fan of the show and he called me goes Hey, man, you said that on the air and he had the right call back

Be like you guys take that as like on the air and he had the right callback, be like, can you guys take that out? I was like, yeah, of course. I didn't know you were on the bonfire. He had brothers and family. Yeah, he's like, you were on the bonfire? And I was like, no, I stopped by to say hi. We couldn't have, I said to him three times in this room,

we are on the air right now. We're talking to him like this, I'm like, in the microphone. He's got a flash like on the air. Has he gotten so accustomed to pussy that he just doesn't even hear dudes? Our frequency is the wrong thing. He's trying to figure out like a dog. He's like, arararara. Arararara. Womp womp womp. Pussy pussy.

No, he only hears words that would matter to him. He goes, He goes, ah, my hot sister. Mom recently single and she still got it. So the receptionist here dude is fire. I've been to a billion concerts that still the most hottest women per capita at a concert was John Mayer and Baltimore. It was like right when he was blowing up. Oh we don't really go to actually you know what I'm surprised for you to say that Josh maybe it's the beginning of his kind of rise but I've always heard if you're looking for put I'm saying jelly roll I'm surprised for you to say that, Josh. Maybe it's the beginning of his kind of rise, but I've always heard, if you're looking for,

I'm saying Jelly Roll. I'm saying, I would say Jelly Roll. You say Jelly Roll has the most pussy? Well, I'll tell you why, dude. When I've done those metal tours particularly and you talk to the crews and shit, 100% of the time, I go, I go, hey, it's so funny these tours are so like,

where's all the backstage Bettys and the guys, the girls, you know, that fucking whatever. And he was like, nah man. He goes, this is like dudes and their girlfriends. He was like, and anyone that's hot there is going for Swing for Hire than a fucking roadie. And he was like, no, country dude. He goes, we all, all these metal dudes clamor to get the fucking country tours because that is just beer drunk fucking hot tan sluts wearing shorts and cowboy boots and they are There to suck and fuck to meet Luke Bryan or whoever

I was well, I was I mean there was a lot of trim on the nice But that's a nice fucking platinum blonde guy term There's a lot of box out there. I took some of them on my PJ, my private jet for regular people. I was trying to roadie it up, you know what I mean? The terminology, the backstage Bettys, there wasn't, it wasn't as like I've seen at a John Mayer concert.

I'm telling you, Jelly Roll might be in like the beginning of that, it's country, but it's... I love Jelly. His music is like, it's like uplifting, just got off fentanyl music. Do you know what I mean? It's not like, you're talking about like Morgan Wallen? No, right, that's what I'm saying, yeah.

Morgan Wallen probably has- Anyone who sings this song where it's like, and the girl got the thing and her ditties are out and she's looking really good. And the girl shaking for me with the critters and the crow that is by the creek. And you're moving and you're shaking them tight little derriere And I love Morgan Wallen dude said the n-word that was nice that was awesome It was great you remember it it it? It was the best.

It was in front of his house. But it went away quick and it should have because it was simply, it was white guys hanging out with white guys. Black Lou, don't even black me up on this. Let me ask your genuine opinion. Do you hold anger towards Margen Wallen the way that was presented?

Do you remember the situation? No, but I've heard that situation happen many times before. And is that one that you hold anger on? No, and I'll tell you I grew up in a time where you could play Call of Duty and get called the N-word Ten times in three minutes in the game chat. So I'm kind of used to that. No, but no, no, no, no, but is that Aggressively calling people the N-word and those things you're saying that's like a real grep I'm saying what Morgan Wallen did to my recollection was what five white dudes, one of them getting out of the car

would say to each other because there's no black people around. Not because they're being racist. It's gonna be, you will be deemed as mocking black culture because you're saying it like black dudes are saying to each other is what he's trying to do. Soft A. Totally. Oh.

See, no, no, no, I'm not talking about of course if someone's aggressively saying the word you're what's the defense there what's his name Riley Cooper that old player for the Eagles Christine find that one. I'll fight every. Dude that guy just fucking that's a guy who's saying something racist. While she's looking that up okay since that one that one didn't really stick I guess is what you're saying. What's number one? What's the worst ever? Michael Richards? Ooh. That might have to be.

Michael Richards was like, yeah, how could there's no question about that. The reason I don't say Michael Richards is Michael Richards really well. First of all, Patrice convinced me that it was fine. And then on TV. How did he convince you? You never saw the Fox News?

Patrice explaining why it's OK? No. Because he was like, he was trying to be funny. He thought he was doing something. Why, what I read into that? Did you? What I read into the Michael Richards thing when you watched that, to me it was

the doors, Miami, 1969, and him just going, you're all a bunch of fucking slaves. And the drummer just goes, boom. And I was like, here we go. And then he just goes on a whole thing and pulls his cock out and whatever it really reminds me like of that What was the last time you watched the apology of who? Michael Richards when the Seinfeld went on it's not that long ago I watched it on like most awkward TV moments like mojo.com or whatever. Yeah, it was most or mojo YouTube

it was that it's like yeah, and then was like Seinfeld constantly going sublet Stop laughing. It's not funny. He's like I don't know why they all didn't think it's so funny. I I've I've met a lot of these people and the things that they do Yeah, watch Riley Cooper for it because it showed that Morgan Wallen and you'll see what I mean, the intrinsic difference, Black Lou. Riley Cooper went for it, dude. But he thought...

I will jump back in to fight every nigger here, bro. Yeah, that's not playful. Dude, do you remember what happened to him? And then it was so funny. I think the girlfriend goes, ahhh, come on. Well, do you remember what happened to him? And it was so funny. I like the girlfriend going, aah! Come on. Well, great. That was off season.

And then the videos from training camp that year, just like Riley Cooper, these guys couldn't wait. They would just lob him the ball in practice so a guy could just come over and crush him. But I also, I tried to, I was going to stop him, but another player on the Eagles did not stop me from having Riley Cooper hit on aggressively a Trans female. I should buy some points. So that's probably yeah. So if you wanted black people to hate him more Morgan Wallenstein now you heard Riley Cooper. What do you what's the defense there?

He was trying to show off for white people at the whitest event ever. It was a Keith Kenny Chesney concert There's no black people there. So who's he fighting? Who's he beating up security? His argument was that was the big thing security was being like rough with people or whatever and there and he was just doing so That's that's the context of that Sounds like that's just what he calls black people. I don't living tell you something. I still stand by I think I said this when it came out I'm not Pegging him this guy as like a 360 fucking racist in any way. I mean, he's been playing sports his whole fucking life.

I think he's got close friends that are black dudes. I think he was just, I'm saying the stars aligned on this one, that was in him. But you're at a Kenny Chesney concert, it's all white. One black dude's doing something mean. Everyone's looking at you, this big statuesque white dude. He's like, I'll get it. Guys, I'll nail it.

What do you think got the person to start recording first? Was it the fact that he got recognized as the football player or is that he said the N-word a few times prior to that and they were like, let me get this guy's ball? No, no, no, no. Riley Cooper's involved in a thing is what makes him a kid. So they knew it was Riley Cooper then. Do you think they started recording because

Of that because I don't think if you look at you see all this is a tall blonde guy, buddy I know he's a oh very good at the time white receiver The city the city is that in Philadelphia? Yeah, okay The city of Philadelphia knew who he was for sure they get so excited when a white guy does a skills position they can't believe it, it's unbelievable. Dude, I gotta show you this guy. It blows their minds so much, what? This Philly guy, I'm gonna send it to Christine right now.

Oh, we got a couple Philly things today too, because it is election night here, and we are live. This show's gonna end when the polls close, but Christine had a fucking great Philly thing with a, it's the mayor don't bring up do this first cuz I want to make sure black Lou I want black Lou to see the difference in judge and I'm curious if he has any problem with this one at all I haven't seen this and if you do have a problem with black blue I'm open to hear name Larry Larry Krasner I think I got it from Philly yeahilly? Yeah. Oh no. This is uh, I was like no

This is not sure I find it. Okay. Yeah, let's do this one Oh, fuck. Hey, take care of your pussy ass n***. That's it. That's essentially it. Did anyone, I guess you couldn't hear it, but did it wasn't A or an E or R? It's an A. It's an A. It's a, it's, it's white guys do, it's come on. You know, this just never happens with you and your friends ever too. Me and my friends do this constantly.

No, I live around this. I live around these people. No, I live around these people too. Why does this video go on for two more minutes? Because he kept saying it. He remixed it. Yeah. I don't know what he's normally like, but there's definitely a class of white guys that get to say it. It's not even a get to say it.

This is not a get to say it. It's not even a get to say it. This is not a get to say it situation. I think I'm doing a bad job describing it. No, he's like, he's with his white friends, he's drunk, and he's just like... I'm telling you, on the most benign way, there's a good chance of Josh or you call me one day, of me saying hello, of going like, what's up, and go, oh...

Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm saying, I'm reading it as that. Yo, this food is the... Yeah, yes! Yes, me and Josh have written full songs Like it's just I'm saying I think I'm reading it as that. Yo, this food is the Yes, me and Josh is written full songs that will never see the light of day never see the light of day Don't do me like that walking into his house and there's five angles five different cell phone He just says whenever he goes in and out of his house. He just walks out. He's got like motion lights, he's got N-word lights.

Start recording. Black Lou, your thoughts on those two difference in those two videos? Or if you see it no different. There's definitely a little difference, but I wouldn't be offended. I could see someone wanting to fight him over that if they were walking down the street.

Morgan Wallen. Yes, absolutely. That's fair. if they were walking down the street Morgan wallen. Yes, absolutely That's fair. Yeah there and saw it Not not if they saw the video and then saw him walking down the street Right, right. So no, so that's funny that we're talking about this and not to promote anything on my own ship But I did a vid one of the man in the street things with his black dude And I guess a Dominican or Puerto I think he's Dominican and we start singing Magic dance by David Bowie. And when he says, like it gets to this point

where he's like, and baby says, and then he makes a noise, and baby says, but he says, and baby says, sing it into the N word to his friend, and the guy laughs. And it's like, because I hear like Dominican people using the N-word now. And like, is that-

What's that about? I can't use it. What's that all about? I'm not saying I can use it, but what is acceptable and what is not? Like, what level of color do you have to be to like, in society where nobody's gonna get mad about it? Enough that if slavery started tomorrow,

you would be picking cotton next to me. Nice, I'm out. I'm pretty pale. This guy hates a hard day's work, I'm there with you you're not big I'm picking cotton New York Puerto Ricans just kind of like adopted the word like they use it like it's theirs Cardi B like she's you know, she's black. She's Puerto Rican. Is she really? It's weird I heard she was dating Tony Hengecliffe. You think they're arguing about that now? Do you wanna hear this district's attorney?

Did he say the N-word? No. No. Fair we N-word, you guys gotta go out there and faint. Yeah, it's great, what he does say is great. Christine showed me this earlier. This is the Philadelphia district, the Philadelphia DA issues a warning about election, not tampering, but like, uh, bullying

like, yeah, like intimidate interference. Yeah. But I also want to be clear. Anybody who thinks it's time to play militia F around and find out, find out anybody who thinks it's time to insult To deride to mistreat to threaten people f around and find out We do have the cuffs. We do have the jail cells We do have the Philly jury by the way the black guy in the suit with the dreads in the background is his smile is getting So Billy's looking at everybody around me like this is going The other guy on the far left looks like captain Fucking Alvin Briggs on the right

Don't say don't say it juries and we have the state prisons So if you're gonna try to turn an election into some kind of fucking shit chat. Into some kind of shit chat. You can think you're gonna take your most sacred duty, which is voting, and turn it into some kind of fucking shit I don't even like, dude. Bring that shit over to my house, see what happens.

Yeah, F around and find out, man. Yeah, my dad'll fucking whoop you with the n-word beater We got jail into Philly Stadium Coercion if you're gonna try to bully people Bully votes or voters you're gonna try to erase votes. You're gonna try any of that nonsense We're not playing crap around and find out That's what we're gonna do. I love anyone. When you're in it, growing up in it, I wish I would have enjoyed the laughs and how funny the Philly accent

is when I lived there. I didn't just think it was the way the world spoke because now the joy I get, my favorite, if the E, the Sixers, I record the Sixers games, when it's the Sixers feed I get to watch usually with five minutes left in the game. Whatever it is they go back to the studio for the postgame people to get them like you know a little hype for like coming up after the game. It's this woman Amy Fedul who's a white girl. Jim Linum and Mark. Love Jim. He used to be the coach of the Wizards dude. I love him. But he's but I never noticed when I was younger he's the

when they go to him Amy Fed Fadual will be like, she always gives the run downs, she goes, afterwards we're gonna talk about Max, he's an amazing knight, and Paul George's debut and blah blah, he goes, coach, anything you're seeing out there? And he just goes, yeah, go up and down the court, and like they gotta get up there and start hitting them buckets, cause you know,

they're gonna be sitting there and run around, do that, it's not really gonna work. So you gotta get off your fucking ass, dude, run it the way we fucking practice it Yeah, the problem is not completing their passes and they're going out there running around guys a real ham and egg or That's pretty close there some working wall and shit there No, dude a ham and egg or that means a Something's a work dog. I just never heard that ever a boxing term a ham and egg-er. That means a work dog. I just never heard that ever. Ever heard that boxing term, ham and egg-er?

No. Rocky one. Rocky one. Spider Rico's a ham and egg-er. All right, you mook. That was in Mean Streets. Talk about misheard lyrics. What did you hear?

A ham and n-word sandwich? Ham and egg-er. It sounds like a different name for someone pronouncing Schwarzenegger's name wrong. Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which?

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100%. You think so? Oh my god, dude. Did you hear the thing that was released a couple days ago where like there's like a hundred hours of Jeffrey Epstein talking about his relationship with Trump? Oh, we just saw the one where he says they're best friends, but he's like shitting on him. Yeah.

He's like, this guy's scalp shortened. He's like, he's an idiot. And it's like, besides like real estate, he's a fucking retard. Oh, yeah. He's like, he has real estate deals better than anyone, but everything else he's stupid in. Well, that confirms it. A guy who owns a pedophile island thinks Donald Trump's a retard.

So if you did like Trump, that's the reason to turn on him. Hey guys, that fucking pedophile who fucking killed himself fucking uh... God doesn't know the first thing about running a child sex slave island. Donald Trump's an idiot, dude. He fucked three kids in my place. He told people immediately. Like, dude, what are you doing? Shut up! I'm keeping on the DL. I don't think Trump went to a good. My big mouth.

I'd be a bad person to invite to your pedophile island. There's a total secret. I go, dude. Dude, I got to film eight hours of broadcasting. He goes, guys, guess who went to Pato Island? Partook. Yeah, you are a loud mouth. Yeah.

You've ruined it for everybody. He goes, yeah, he goes, guys, I wasn't going to say anything, but I Eiffel Towered a girl with Prince William. I didn't even know he was a prince until we were done. We were all sitting there empty balled talking. It was me, Bill Clinton, Prince William. And those poor girls, when those poor girls, they probably go, hey, you want to fuck a prince tonight?

Like, yeah. poor girls they probably go hey you want to fuck a prince tonight like yeah I was, I'm gonna eat my Yorkshire pudding on your face. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Look at his teeth. Hello. Hello, love. I'm a prince. I'm a prince.

Go, go, go get Nike and spread your tootsie. I'll be right here cleaning your box. I'll be right over there to eat it down. I'm gonna go clear out and be four cheese and be right away. You're right What music should we fuck to Shit I was saying I don't think Trump would go to a ditty party for the same for one reason I think he needs to I think I said to me black people party for the same, for one reason, I don't think he needs to. That guy got so much.

I think I said too many black people. That guy's got so much pussy. It's a little dark for me over there. That's so crazy, that picture. That she, because she's came out and said that he did all this stuff and blah, blah, blah, and he was trying to go on. He's like, we were just having a conversation. He says he doesn't remember taking the picture.

I know, but look at his hand. It's on her kishkas. I know, it was really his fight where it's like, heishkas. I know, it's really funny where it's like, he goes, hey, Prince William and Elaine, smile with your underage prostitute. Did he have something so strange thing where he's not able to sweat or something like that? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's something,

yeah, dude, it's something like. Hey, I'm so, I'm having a good time, why are you gonna sweat? I'm a lizard skin. I regurgitate my moisture, excuse me. I'm more like a dog a pant. He doesn't sweat. He said he suffered an adrenaline overdose during the Falklands War in 1982. That's fucking awesome. He's snowboarded through the war.

He goes, I'm too extreme to sweat. There's no way I could molest a teenager. I can't, I can't drink water from a bottle. I landed the first 900 holding a rifle. He goes, that's so funny. He goes, yeah, he goes, no, I didn't fuck that girl. Look at me, calm as a cucumber. Wait, what did his inability to sweat have to do with him having sex with that rich girl?

You'll see. I can't exert myself. If I don't sweat, I'll drown on the inside, I will. She was very specific about that night. She described dancing with you and you profusely sweating. And that she went on to have bath, possibly... What am I, Irish? Dancing like some sort of peasant.

Like no one. People dance for my own entertainment. Frivolity is in no way. God damn dude, that is not... Any 16 year old girl you go, you want to fuck a prince? Yes! I want to see them dancing like it's the age of innocence. Like that weird like...

He goes, is this the prince's guy who whips the horses who drive him here in a chariot? No, no, this is the actual prince. Bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub, bwub actual Prince. Oh, could you imagine a guy, uh, he comes and then wipes his dick with his reusable handkerchief he keeps in his pocket always? Oh, still sensitive. Oh, you see, no venting's at all. Open and wibbly journey. Give me another taste, Christine. With the sweating, because I have a peculiar medical condition, which is that I don't sweat, or I didn't sweat at the time, and that was, oh actually, yes, I didn't sweat at the time, because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in the Falklands war when I was shot. I got so awesome I did that it took away me sweat forever.

I shredded the gnar to a near fatal level. I shred. I was gleaming the cube and what you don't understand was, you're driving a bluster to the head when you gnaw that hard. Have you ever seen Airborne? I suffer from a dose of, I'm super rad. I don't remember this. I was just looking at Diddy Rock the Vote. Oh, yeah, it's a South Park.

And South Park did a Diddy music video where he threatens to kill the kids for not voting. He's like a whole rap. Give me some more. Don't punch a middle video to another video. It was almost impossible for me to sweat. On that particular day that We now understand it was I couldn't sleep with her I was getting my sweat glands expelled that day I was having my docs clear

Which is the 10th of March I was at home home, I was with the children, I'd taken Beatrice to a Pizza Express in Woking. Why would you remember that so specifically? Why would you remember a Pizza Express birthday and being at home? Because going to Pizza Express in Woking is an unusual thing for me to do. A very unusual thing for me to do. I very unusual thing for me to do. I've never been, I've only been through Woking a couple of times.

And I remember- His excuses are suckers. I couldn't have done that, I didn't eat that day. Most of my meals are delivered to me by a butler on a silver tray with a big dome and steam rising from it. Call me Master William. Shambling down the hallway

So you're simply I there's simply no way I could have six with a was her name There's the girls yeah when she just our face she was in one of the documentaries that particular girl Yeah, and she describes it like Pretty awfully, but I mean she's smiling in the picture Which is the only thing I would say if I was this guy this way I I mean, she's smiling in the picture, which is the only thing I would say if I was this guy at this point. I'd go, hey, she's smiling though, right? She loved it. Yeah, at least she was smiling.

I didn't know she was under, you could do all the excuses of the I don't knows and what have yous and then go, and to my knowledge, she was smiling. It's probably, they do, they probably only do before pictures. Like they don't have like an exit interview on the way out. First of all, and if I can freely speak

as a 17 year old prostitute, a female prostitute, I'd say, as soon as he goes, let's dance, I would drop to my knees and start sucking this guy off, praying for calm as fast as possible. And then if I can't make him get like that, I'd just bend over and look away from him and spread my ass cheeks and say plow away, dude Please Prince finish this because if you had the before you fuck him as he's saying we danced together That was this thing we danced and you're like, oh god, that would be the words I feel something moving. It's been a while.

It's been a while. Yeah, get a grip of me thing. Yeah, real fussy bottle. Yeah, I guess that part would suck, man. This would be the song. This sounds like an Epstein Island song. It's like fucking disco music. Fucking public domain. Oh, this is Get Lucky.

The roller skating. A young girl, by the way, I was picturing it slow dancing. He better pray to God. If fast dancing is even worse. Like watching him try to do, because then you see how old he is and it's weird like, oh, yeah. He's gonna do a lot of that like the twist yeah he's gonna do a lot oh yeah and she's gonna be like doing like girl shit like okay the thing where they like spring their knees back and forth really quick that's my old that's my dad's dance move yeah. What's the matter, dear? Don't fancy a dance?

Yes! I thought you'd be a better dancer! He's a critical heart. I thought girls liked dancing. You like more moves? You're going on the one in three instead of the two in the four years. This is great. Ghislaine Maxwell just says that it's a fake photo.

Oh. No, she's the best. No. I guess we're stupid. She's right or fucking die, dude. She's the best, dude. That was AI. Because there wasn't AI yet. Yeah, for you guys. This is early AI.

This is beta tested. Man, that dragon lady must have shot one little quick look to that 12-year-old girl and said, get in line. Act like you love this dance with this old geezer. No, was she 12 there? No. She was 17. Oh, I don't know.

I'm sorry. Calm down, Jacob. That one. It's a little different. Jacob, relax. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Like you love this dance with this old geezer. No, she 12 Jacob relax nobody was 12 you fucking weirdo 14 15 Yeah, sorry, that's what you're not married If you're not married at 15 in Florida, you're a fucking fat pig who no one loves. Because yeah, it's Florida rules dude, things are different down there. So he never explained the sweat thing. No, he got all jacked up in the Falkland Wars.

He said we can't get like worked up. He went full Hulk. He sweated out everything. That's that Yeah, it's all going on. It's all right me fluids is gone Everything sacks my pores closed My pores closed why madam I am oozing come as we speak What do you guys think no election day you Can you guys keep coming back to it here?

But Lewis said he believes that if Kamala wins Pennsylvania, someone's gonna assassinate Tony Hinchcliffe. I mean, dude, it was... I don't think Tony's gonna affect the election one tiny bit at all. But if he loses... I'll stand by that. I think with Tony, Tony didn't do a bad job at that job at all and it was just a fucking, it was a dumb booking for everybody all around the take. And that's, a lot of that's hindsight I guess,

but like if it affects anything, how retarded would that be? How bad? But they will blame something if Trump loses. He's in first place for blame. And dude, it's because it's also the narrative that the left was like, I can't believe he would do that, and blah, blah, blah. And even with Trump kind of being-

How about when the Hulkster came in and goes, no, no, no, no kind of Nazi party I've ever seen. Which by the way is hilarious, have you seen other Nazi parties? Yeah, I mean, there's been a couple. This isn't a Nazi party. Nazi party usually has better food. Nazi party's got uh, there are some non-whites here I've noticed. Brother, brother, brother, another brother, two brothers up there. Lamshade head

brother. Hey brother, I bet you carve pumpkins just like white men. I'm not gonna say something like that. Um, that's fucking great. It feels weird out there though man, like, white man, I'm not gonna say something like that. That's fucking great. It feels weird out there though, man. Like just. Yeah, you took a city bike here. Well. You're a man of the people. Just around New York, even like online,

it just feels like, somebody said it feels like everybody's waiting for an STD test right now. You know what I mean? It's just like, there's like a, ugh. I know, but if we don't do that tomorrow, we could just Just do what we did today and yesterday Sure, I know but it's the the problem is gonna be some people are like now it goes. Hey, we're gonna fight tomorrow I'm either gonna go back to my job as custodian of this high school or I'm gonna fucking take up arms

Throw down like are there I think so I have more speculation anything I have a feeling the country maybe a little lazier than we give a credit for but maybe I'm wrong maybe people are ready to mobilize I just feel like people's lives weren't different as any different from eight years ago to four years ago to now enough to be like this to even get that hyped about it Just eggs cause more Screamers are pushing the fucking capital doors open milk Affordable milk, you know where eggs are reasonable Trader Joe's yeah but they're weird eggs they're not weird and what's it called did I range

I'll do my fucking pastor race do my de Agostino's any day well they're expensive there can you go into boutique why do you go to boutique shop because it's next to where I live dude I don't know, what do I do? Where am I supposed to go? Get down to Key Foods, bro. Where's Key Foods? Forth and... Nope. No, dude. So far. I got it, you already said Forth.

It's like a whole different neighborhood. Yeah, bro. It's like... Yeah, but it's a grocery store. Josh is on foot. Dude, I'm on foot with Lekka. I got an 80 pound dog. Yeah, dude, it's a real grocery store, dude.

You're gonna love it. What's the vibe in Philly? Is it, you know, is it like more signs or more this I'm curious It's it's I didn't notice anything I was at City Hall yesterday and they guys they were setting up the whole parkway like from the museum the City Hall almost for I guess there was like a camala thing or whatever at night, but Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think Phil is gonna be

a necessarily hyped up place. If Trump wins, Tony is not in the circle though. Because he's this owned. He's this owned. If he wins, he can't get this owned. He can't enjoy it. I felt bad. I was like, oh man.

People wrote that and think people, I've had people do a complete flip. They were like, at first I was pissed at Tony, now I actually feel bad for him. I go, I was indifferent to the situation, I'm like, it's gonna be good for him ultimately. Like I know it's gonna be, that's positive in our world ultimately at the end of the day.

But it becomes such a, like I said, a net zero. It's like a net zero situation, cause you kind of like I said, a net zero. It's like a net zero situation, because you kind of gave up, you've made now people who like Kil Tony, who are just like fucking hippie dippy people, who are gonna be like, now fuck him, because he's spoken at Trump rally. But you've gotten everybody on that other side.

And all that had to happen was for Trump not to say, I don't know him, and I don't wanna know him. I'm like, oh man, what? The guy performed in your fucking rally, don't he? Come on, be a fucking bro, dude. So I mean, I know he was told he probably had to do that, but it was a hard sellout. And like, you didn't even see Sean Hannity's going like this

while he was talking to me. He's like, I know, ew, right? Ew, this guy. Oh, you fucks. How humiliating. How humiliating to be standing there holding, you know, the bucket of shit. And the caravanans leaving without you

Your face in the desert now you can't go backwards and be like Can you believe these monsters they don't even get you guys know how to take it Joe Now it's the more complete on yo One is Guapo Maria as fan Justin huh turning into Justin Silver. I don't do impressions, I do three. I do you, Justin. I do a pretty good Christine laugh. My Jacob's on fire, but it's just,

they're all deviations of Justin in some way. Yeah. And then a lot of variations of Cookie Monster. You're in the Cookie Monster family. But I have a globule, that's also my stepfather, my ex-mother-in-law, all similar voices. You have a Kermit the Frog.

I have a Kermit the Frog that is also super, super comedy club owner Vinny Brand and Ray Romano. Oh yeah! Yeah. What? Ah! It's not easy being deaf.

Someday you'll find it. Do you talk behind Rutgers? Do you remember New Year's Eve when we were all, It's not easy being deaf. Someday you'll find it. Talk behind records. Do you remember New Year's Eve when we were all, we were at the David Tell thing, and it's the first time I met Vinny, and we're outside and he's like, so Jay says you've got a music podcast, and I'm like, oh yeah, I do,

and he goes, what's your favorite band? And I'm like, Guns N' Roses, and this is in the whole, I think you're on stage. No, no, no, I was standing next to you watching this. That's what we talked about. I go Josh You should have got out of that conversation quick. See what's the thing about he goes Like your favorite it's like the 500 greatest albums of all time is all about Rolling Stone. He goes, yeah I go I go I'm like he's you have to say it loud

He's like the 500 hours goes goes, what's your favorite album? And Josh goes, it's hard, man, for me. But if I got to pick, there's a Guns N' Roses appetite for destruction. That is like the album that changed everything for me. And just like, I don't know, my life was different from picking up that album there afterwards. He goes, what?

No, no, no. What? Josh gave an eloquent speech. He asked a question. And by the way, he just said they're nodding while Josh talked. And he goes, huh? I was like, all right, I'm done.

He's not kidding. What were we watching before? The Philadelphia. Prince Andrew. Oh, yeah. Before that, we watched the district attorney. Jay, but you have to see this Philly guy before you guys say it, before we go anything outside

of Philly this day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, and then also, we have your, you said you got into a fight today. I got into a fight last night. A physical altercation. Vocal, and you can hear it all. You can hear it all in the video

at the David Gilmore concert. And I'd love to give the opinion on it from. You know, I'll give an honest opinion, but I also wanna say, would you have rather me be there or not be there? We've been in a couple things where there's, like, incidents happening. This would have... I would have wanted you there so you could laugh at what happened afterwards, at the

egging on that I did. Do you want to know the situation? We can just go into it now? Yeah. Okay, so... I think so. Tim? I'm dying to hear it. Okay. So I think so. Tim, I'm dying to hear. Okay. So, so I, knowing we

were going, I had nothing to do last night and I just check on tick pick or stop up and I find a really cheap ticket and it's section one 15, which is right next to the stage. Like literally I'm the final row. That sucks. No, it was, it was, it says obstructed view, but dude, I could see the screen, but I could, I could, I could see the screen. I couldn't see like the screen, though. But I could. I could. I could see the screen. I couldn't see like the full thing, dude. It was for $110. I can see the joy on the faces of the people who could see it. Well, you'll see it. You'll see.

You'll see how good the view is when I gave her the video. So... Chris S. Christine frankly checks for our tickets. So we... So I'm sitting down there in the final row. There's a Canadian guy next to me, this New York dude next to him, and then this like Latino guy that comes up to the side. And we're all sitting

there and the show starts and he does two of his own songs and then he goes into Breathe, which I'm fucking stoked, dude. I love Dark Side. And it's not Roger Waters, it's fucking David Gilmore and I'm team Gilmore, so I stand up with my kid like, fuck yeah, and this Armenian woman or like Ukrainian woman just taps me on the back and goes, sit down, and I'm like, lady, it's a concert, you'll hear all this, it's like, lady, it's a concert,

and she's like, you sit down now, and then, and having transformative experience behind you. Sorry, the LSD is making me freak out they need to see the screen Well, I will say that for no it's only he only is that he said it is a sit-down show sit down Well, but I figured it was sit down until a fucking song like breathe or time Or did nobody stand up for comfortably numb? No, we were standing by them, but the but behind me weren't I got because what happened is no I'm so I stand up and I'm fucking like you know I'm into it and the guy behind me goes hang down up front this Long Island dude and I go to I'm pretty

sure it all my fucking mind someone's kicking the table or something about Oh, it's hilarious That's so funny. I thought someone was like tapping the table So it's so I say I eventually say you know shut the fuck up And then he sells me to shut the fuck and then I tell him to suck my dick It's a concert And then he goes you suck my dick and then I say I would if you could get hard you old fuck and then This guy over like one of the security guys

He sees us yelling and he goes like this But I thought he was telling me to sit down and I'm like what he's telling me to sit down So then I sit down and then basically for the rest of the show me and the guys next to him just constantly if anybody Stood up in the audience. We'd be like that guy you're ruining his time We just kept doing that throughout the thing and then David Gilmore would like walk by you We were so fucking close. I'm like David this guy's told me to sit down. I got in trouble I just kept egging this dude on and then they have an intermission Yeah, and I go up to the security guard and I say why would you tell me to sit down?

They can't stand at a concert. He goes. I didn't tell you to sit down. You can do whatever you want He's like you can stand and go then. Why did you tell me he goes? I They can't stand at a concert. He goes I didn't tell you to sit down You can do whatever you want. He's like you can stand and go then why did you tell me? He goes I didn't tell you so then it made me go. Oh, he heard us yelling So he was telling me to like shut up to be quiet And then the Russian woman comes over and then that guy in his mind He was like this guy could talk shit all he wants rest of the thing I told him to sit the fuck down he did. Yeah. Oh, but- Now that would've hung on me all night. So now, once you heard on the intermission

that you didn't have to sit down, I would've been exclusively standing. I was, I stood for a lot of it. I stood for a lot of second half, but it wasn't standing music for the second half, dude. Poor Josh, Josh got the one, your only mistake at Sting, when you went to the guy at Sting,

when you said we were gonna get the guy kicked out at Sting. Did you talk about that? Did you talk about that all year? Oh, yeah. But the only person that was wrong, your only move that was wrong there was informing him that he was about to be kicked out. Yeah. Because, you know, the person here...

I went full Karen. Right. If you just would have went and done it, and he ended up staying there, you'd be like, ah, fuck, that chick didn't do what she said she was gonna do. You're getting kicked out. But when you give him the, you're gonna kick out, and then he sits there chick didn't do what she said she was gonna do. You're getting kicked out. But when you give him, you're gonna kick out, and then he sits there the rest of the show

as one of the funniest things. You got another thing coming. Yeah, you guys. Oh, don't get too comfy. Don't get too comfy. I wouldn't sit down about you because they about to be out of your ass. Every breath you take is gonna be outside

because you ain't gonna hear that fucking song. Oh, your breath's happening outside. Instead of walking on the moon, you walking your ass out the door. Hold on. Oh Good concert friends You guys were working like you were you like where the self-pointed security Only for the songs. I didn't know or care about. Dude, it was like. Like, why do we give a fuck that they're on the aisle?

Because if you're gonna. It blocked Josh's view, that's what it was. No, no, no, if you're gonna do seats, then we do fucking seats. If it's a standing show, make it standing. And then we'll all, then you give a fuck what anybody does. But the sex. Pile up to the front, agreed. But clocking up the aisles when there's

taxpaying Americans, can you get some American music behind me, Lou? While taxpaying Americans are out there doing what they have to do and earning their fucking tickets and then some piece of shit like you is standing in front of them. Or... Prices are higher than ever.

No, they piled in. You don't just pile in to a fucking... What American music is still pink floyd yeah there you go that's better lee greenwood who was also at the trump rally why didn't he get any burn because potterico's are floating out in the garbage and I'd rather shit on it and it was it was the stings and I wish that Puerto Rico would not be a part of my country and I'd rather stand up next to you

trying to get some of that heat off of me no I'm just kidding Puerto Rico's a stand up next to you. Trying to get some of that heat off of me. No, I'm just kidding. Puerto Rico's a lovely place. I travel there. Have you been there? Oh my God. That's a shitty response too. If I leave, I wouldn't go anywhere else.

When he said, it's beautiful, I vacation there. It's like, that's not a great one. It's not a great one to come back. It's beautiful, I've bought some slums there and make people pay me expensive rent to live in it. That's great, I have human surfboards back to rain the wings their laws on incest and cannibalism are nil now it's great I go and I stay with a family who lives there and dominate their kitchen in time.

I helicopter over it and watch these savages compete in fights to the death. I move the children into the mud crawl space and sleep in their room. It's a beautiful island. I bought all the affordable housing and made it my toilet. So wait Josh, this is a three minute long video. Made it my toilet So you want to go three minutes of Josh in a war with a guy that never goes anywhere Please you gotta turn it no it goes to you'll be able to hear all the goods in there dude. It's got some goods I want some account zingers per minute We're telling the ZP

per minute. We're telling the ZPMs. Oh, Mr. Officer. You kind of have to skip ahead until you see where I stand up. So this is where I'm at. Yeah, you can see like. This is you just watching the shred. Yeah, but eventually the camera's going to start moving because then I'm arguing. Did you take all your videos tonight?

No. Did you take all your videos last night? Yeah, oh dude, I don't shoot a lot of the show. But did you get them all out? Yeah, I could probably do one tonight. Can we just. I always do one. I just do one. Can we not do phones, just be friends?

No, no, no. I don't, dude, I stop shooting the whole show. I shoot for one, like I wanna get one little clip and that's it. Just not comfortably on that. This looks like you're on the stage. I know, isn't that crazy how good the seat was? So go back a little bit,

because notice this is where it's. iPhone 16. Yeah, see, all right, so here's where it's starting to fuck up, right here. So go back to right where it because notice, this is where it's... iPhone 16. Yeah, see? All right, so here's where it's starting to fuck up, right here. So go back to right where it... Yeah, say right about here. No, slow down, actually, and back up in a second. Josh just accepted the valor of having a fantastic seat because Christine's saying, it looks

like you're on stage with them. It's not that close. Look how pixelated and zoomed that's... No, you're talking! That's a million percent zoom! That's a million percent zoom! That's motherfuckers! That's digital zoom! that's a million percent zoom. That's a million percent zoom. That's not even the lens.

First of all, something's wrong with my fucking camera, so just give you an idea, okay? It's pixelated? It is pixelated. Whenever you zoom in really far. I'm not zoomed in that far, dude. Go to the beginning. Go to the beginning of the clip.

Yeah, you look really far away. Go to the beginning of the clip. Is that Louis C.K. on stage? It's Bobby Kelly C.K. See that's where I'm at. That's a mile. Shut your trap. It's not where you were. It's not where it looks like. You didn't clog the aisle did you to get a video? Shut your mouth! No. I am not a Nile clogger. Were you a million miles away zooming in, or did you clog the aisle? I am not a fricking hypocrite. Also, the aisle clog in Josh's defense here,

and I have to take his back on this, because we were policing the Sting show that night. Yes, we were. We were on a police sting? Um, no. What it was was we were sticking up for Tim, you know this about me, you know, this is about me We've talked about it me and Lewis share a bond if we always believe in

Swift and aggressive justice for things that are not unjust You know that and what I'm seeing is it's not about us. It's not about me I could see over all these fucking stupid yuppie fucking jerk-offs it's to me what I'm watching is them fucking up someone else's night and those people not being the kind of people who are gonna say something about it. And I can't let that happen. I can't let that happen.

And Tim, in our defense, it wasn't just us. There was me, Jay, and then there were the people that were in front that couldn't see shit. Remember those smaller ladies? And then the dude in the suit that was a fan of ours ours? Dude, he was great because they would try to get in the aisle and then he would just step in front with his bushy hair and like block the camera. He was great. We were all working together as a united front. But if I have to be completely honest with it, it bothered me much less than it would have appeared it bothered me because it was a slow concert

waiting to get to the goodies. So like there was a lot of downtime where I found out, it was maybe one of the most fun concerts of my life and I enjoyed five songs. And that was simply in part to Josh being able to get worked up, me being able to get Josh worked up to really clean house in this fucking place. So we did a good job there.

Josh knew a girl. I know the GM. The GM. Could it get somebody thrown out who fucking threatens you? No. No, but, but, but, but, but, but in my defense when at the beginning,

cause this is the truth, was that like, I was like. Oh, it was a guy straightened out. Cause I, cause I, I go, dude, we gotta do something about this. So I text. And within five minutes, we had two security guards clear. That one guy, Mr. Belvedere, he would walk up with his mop

head. He's there all every night, too. And he recognized me. How funny is it, though, to have a new friend and a girl who's a general manager who we met through somebody at a gym. And he comes to the concert he meets her And she's very nice. She gives us these passes that night

And then we go inside the concert and then could you imagine like things like that guys like to have a new friend Josh Eddermeyer is a comedian and then Security, please people are mean down here Your soda here is not that carbonated and then then he comes up, and then he comes up, Hirsten goes, can you kick a guy out? Don't do that. Hey, is all your popcorn stale? Or is this a sack of shit? Can you kick a girl out for me?

I need a guy kicked out. This shit is all popcorn. This is club soda, it's flat. Yo, let's test our whiteness tonight. Let's try to get five people kicked out tonight. Here's the deal. And the down, there's a lot of downtime with this concert. I only texted her once about that,

and it was just the initial one. Just thought we were up. And then she said the guy. Is anyone coming? Still happening. And then put a meme of a guy looking at his watch. Just painting the nails. Still going on.

These people do not respect the authority of the building They are making a mockery Establishment they may told this one particularly got told but we started questioning the adulthood of these people How many times you have to get kicked out of here before you realize like fuck you guys? Dude that guy they gave us the finger that gave it to you. He gave it to you too, bro. No, he gave it to you. No, because even I went like this. I did this, I was like, I did the what me?

And he did like, he's like, no, no, no, no. I'm just that guy. And they pointed at you with his middle finger and then doubled down. Shut the front door, dude. And that's when I was like, dude. Nah, bro. And that's when I was like, dude, if I was you,

I would go talk to my new friend, that girl up front, and tell her to kick somebody out on your behalf. I'm going to kick you out. Yeah, well, I saw, we walked off, Christine goes, where's he going? I go, to get that asshole, that guy's an asshole. I was going to get him kicked out because he knows the thing. I told him to go get him kicked out.

And he's like, anyway, and then we just see Josh, and she's like, what guy? And I go, and then you see Josh go. Point his fingers. I was like, oh my God, the GM is so annoyed with you right now. She didn't know that. If she would have known that that would have happened, she would god, the GM is so annoyed with you right now. She didn't know that. If she would have known that that would have happened,

she would have kicked the guy out. But they never got it back to her. I didn't bring that. For slipping you off? I didn't bring, I didn't know. I said the guy threatened me with violence because I beefed it up. And she still didn't kick him out.

I didn't tell her. Oh my god, imagine meeting a woman and it's still a new kind of like a quaint tip. You're like, this man's making me feel threatened. Any chance you have some goons you can sit down to help me. I'm meeting a woman and it's still a new kind of like a This guy's disrespecting the Brooklyn Paramount You guys were very hard in this place to found the fancy fountains all the lights I'd hate to see you get ruined by a couple of bad apples I'd say if you just dig a couple of eyes out of this potato, we'll be fine Thanks for the tickets, but I don't feel safe in your venue

The Brooklyn Padmout does not care about women This guy is wiping his ass with my VIP status The Brooklyn Padmau does not care about women. This guy is wiping his ass with my VIP status. This is the best thing I wish I had volume on. Shut up, dude. Him, he did it. He goes, yeah, I know the general manager, and you're about to get fucked up. You don't give the middle finger to me.

We didn't even use the goddamn badges she gave us. to get fucked up. You don't get the middle finger to me. We didn't even use the goddamn badges she gave us. We just stood around waiting for our BIP passes to not even fucking use it. I never went to Sasha with that. What I did was I went to a security guard, and I was like, yo, I'm friends with Sasha. I was like, kick that dude out.

I was like, kick that dude out. And they were like, he was like, which one? They all gathered around. They were like, which one are you kicking out? And they all gather around there like which one to be kicking out And they all made me that oh, we're taking care of it This guy's a friend they'd seen me there before so they know why I'm gonna go there But that was the same night that we trans bashed afterwards. Yes I mean after that we were all worked up so me and Josh and Christina to get trans bashed at a diner

Did you see we were putting up on the air? The thing no the comment. Yeah, did you send it to myself? So did he tell you what happened? He told me about the diner and the fucking couple and the couple yeah ring Yes, the whole thing. Yeah, yeah over the pants pussy pressure Point like I said if her pussy was out and I was watching a girl get fingered I would have said nothing I would have eaten my food while I washed it I said I would become more of the nervous person

I'm like boy. I hope they don't catch me because I want to continue to watch this But I don't want to see I want to continue to watch this. But I don't want to see them dry hump in a fucking thing. So. Only full blown fucking. Yeah, full blown fucking or nothing, dude. I know the manager here. So, I.

I did not know the manager of that establishment, though. So, yeah, that was the same exact, but we got a comment back from someone, like put a comment that was like, as per bonfire or something like, never fucked this place, oh, I forget, you'll have it in there. But somebody who says they're the manager of the place,

wrote back, this is because of your hateful and behaviors. We allow everybody in our establishments and your homophobic tirade. And he's like, that's so funny. I was like, is this real? And then we saw him like, is that real? Is that real? Like a person who worked there said my homophobic

or transphobic tirade? Yeah, so it says couple inappropriately touching per big J, food 1.5, service 1.5, apples 1.5. It shouldn't, the food was actually fine. It wasn't. The food was garbage. Are you out of your mind, dude? Do you remember that hot dog they gave us?

Oh yeah, that was bad. But my, dude, my fucking, that one fucking milkshake was bomb. That milkshake was stupid. You were told to leave because of your anti-gay. Yeah, couple inappropriately touching per big J. They write back, it says the owner, you were told to leave because of your anti-gay bashing.

By the way, we bash anti-gays is what it sounds like. It's the wrong thing, it's double negative. Yeah, you're not gonna be anti-gay on my watch. You were asked totally because you're anti-gay bashing. We welcome everyone at 24, shame on you. And I'm like, that is not even what happened at all. But also, which message board thing is this on? It was on Google reviews.

I talked to the guy that sent it to me as a camper, and he Instagram messaged it to me, and I went to go to drive to find it, and he looked too, and he's like, it's taken down. It's not there anymore. Well, listen, we're having so much fun at the time when we have to take a break. Nobody has to leave. We have to take a break. Well, I asked Christine to leave, but that was before,

because I don't like spending time with her. It's different then. Josh at amyres.com for tickets to all of his shows everyone He's got the Comedy Store in Los Angeles coming up November 17th 18th Arizona La Jolla, Minnesota all on deck after that Josh Adam Myers calm Make sure you listen to the Tim Butterly show available on YouTube go to Tim butterly calm for all his dates Next thing coming up is Philadelphia next in line Philly November 8th And then a whole Colorado

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