The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Almost Too Easy

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

Jay plays DJ Lou in a Grease trivia game and then takes on Jacob for Roadhouse trivia!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and dance odor Wait drop the music out what Jacob I was just singing along with Frankie Bailey. Oh, okay. I couldn't tell I didn't want you to yell it Lou again Hard drop out of the music He has all the he has all this power when I'm in Florida Hard drop out of the music has all the he has all this power when I'm in Florida He really holds it over you to and I'll tell you what he wields that power I can't have a private Jacob line. I'm sorry. Sorry Jacob. No dedicated line for you You have to come through where the rest of the audio comes through. Yeah You want to spend all this time in your retirement village?

your retirement village. You would have spent all the weight all your time down there and you're over 55. The villages to villages. You're gonna get an STD Jacob. Those women have those women have his directories so they're really playing with house money. Oh

yeah blast inside but just know you're coming home with something. Yeah you don't have to worry about. I'll have you know I'm in full training mode. I was I always started a month to two months before our live show. Yeah you're doing a you're doing a full body motion stuff for the retirement center hitting on the old bitties. Jumping in that pool, getting those arms waving. All right Florence, look at you go. No, I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm dog paddling. I'd like to get myself a sneak peek.

Yeah. So we have no intro. We have no intro prepared. Welcome back to the Bond Fire, series XM, faction talk. I was just like it was just the game, the game show. It's this is it. It's Greece trivia with the cast of the game show. It's Grease trivia with the cast of the bonfire.

Starring, Big J. Ocarus' it, Christine Marie Evans, and DJ Lewitsky. I gotta tell you something funny. Did you see Nope yet? Nope. Nope. I think it's nope. I think it's nope when they're showing the sitcom that the Asian guy from Walking Dead was on. When he was younger, they do. It's very, Jordan Peel knows comedy. So it's very done on purpose,

but they do the whole like the sitcom intro, every character goes like going to work, like getting discovered. They're like, oh, and then they gotta be like, yes, yes and also. Everyone that's so funny. Like a cab drives by and you go, ah. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Or you get the, it rains the water on you from the cab go by and you go, ah. It's the smile to the camera. I like to see that, you know the shreds. Yeah, if they did that with intros Sometimes you hear someone breathe So Leading this game trivia. We have to enjoy this game or not because Jacob let us know during the break

He texted to let us know no video tomorrow no videos at all because we're gonna be filming So we can't have videos up so there's no reason to not have a dedicated Jacob line tomorrow. I don't have sets after so I'm gonna wear my hat. Ooh. You have to get a 49er logo clearance. Ooh. My favorite hat. Okay. Now, I hope this game is gonna be blackloo? Yeah, no, no, no, absolutely. Then the Black King, the Black Tiger, Lewis, jaw. Now, Blackloo, how many questions you got? We have 12 questions, 12 Greece questions we're ready to go. See, to see who knows the most or who likes Greece the most. How do we figure who goes first?

Well, ladies first? Ladies first? And she is the one that basically lay down the challenge. She's... I already feel bad that Christine's gonna operate terrible in their pressure. Do you feel like you're in a crumble Christine? She'll let Lugo first, so Christine doesn't have to look at a fool in front of everybody. So we're not like, we're not getting asked the same question

Howling it's different questions. I think I think I think I think everyone should be able to steal If you don't get it. Okay DJ Lou, aren't you kick this off? What do you think? It's not a good idea you think you should get it if you get it wrong You get the actual right answer the next person gets a question. You don't think so much you're able to steal Okay, should we steal question you don't think so much you're gonna steal okay should we steal I don't know I get great these are the kind of is that we lose that we order food at night by the way just just a cook and then I go what do you want to use I don't know I don't feel anything and everything stealing could be a runaway so I feel like it's closer if you can't steal I agree it keeps

it a closer game keeps it a closer game so let's keep it a closer because we can all only get four yeah the best you can do is four Or else you can do is zero now. Black. We were some of these pictures that you got to bring it up I wonder if you flash them to show them like you know Christine's gonna need to see the faces with the names, right? Mm-hmm. I mean if she likes it she should remember no. Yeah, that's true What's the first question hit him with it all right sorry DJ Lou started DJ Lou okay DJ Lou who does not appear in the beauty school dropout song

Putsy, duty, sunny or Jan Dudeie motherfucker duty. I'm sorry sir. It's actually Jan damn what a dumb ass Bring it over Oh, that's the girl we're talking about a bridge. That's friendship. That's friendship. No, Jan's the pressure brush or brush Yeah, the girl with no reason to be in a movie. Hey agreed Brush your brush your brush. Yeah, the girl with no reason to be in a movie Agreed. She does suck See it pennies listen to shark rubbing that pennies why can Nikki takes a shot to the noggin And I don't want to get this right now

Question number two now this goes to Christine. Oh, I thought we go how we go it You want to take a counterclockwise you want to do the fucking euro thing? Let's do it. Let's do it. Christine Christine, I think you're the heavy favorite in all this. I wouldn't have gotten that. Okay. Christine. Christine. What color are Sandy's shoes and you're the one that I want?

Red. She had boots. Or black. Red. Red is correct. she gets a point she gets a point Christina's on the board in the lead you threw her a lob that was you know these questions are randomly assigned you thought I got it wrong huh you thought I got it wrong when I said red you started shaking your head so that was not a lot. I didn't leave it just red.

Jay looking up in a way. Jay's like, even give a fuck. That's what we've seen got all four and you guys got nine possible. What's what's James first question, Black Lou? Jay, your first question, which actor did not appear in Greece? Annette Charles Eddie Deason

Ellen Travolta Lucille Ball Lucille Ball That is correct Lucille Ball Hey, Wink! All right! Well, it's one one zero after the first round. That was a good wink. Well, wink. All right. One one zero after the first round. Good wink. Why did you go away?

That was so easy. Huh? I would have thought Lou seal ball was in it, which the teacher, but she wasn't. I would have got that wrong, but I don't know. Grace House don't walk around saying I know. Grace. Sorry.

Well, color were sandy shoes. The most famous performance in the whole thing. You didn't even think I got it right. Huh? What are we talking about? Are we playing a game or what? You didn't even think I got it right, huh? What are we talking about are we playing a game or what? Get control the contestants Lou All right, right DJ Lou DJ Lou Was Greece going to be a cartoon

Yes or no? Do you got any more... Something else to tell me? 50-50! When would this be? What plan? Before it was made, was it gonna be animated? Oh, I got an old one, bad.

Question four. I guess it should have been wanting to be what Going to be a cartoon at any point yes or no yes, and had to have been That's correct. Yes, all right lose on the board. We wouldn't have asked that Yes, yeah, yes, yeah Lose on the board. It's all time. Respect, yes. Yeah, just respect. Yes, I guess kind of might have. Yeah, suss is fucking. Wow.

What if asked it if their answer wasn't yes? You never said yes. You never came in to yes. I'm saying you said it should have might have been maybe. I'm calling bullshit. No, I said yes. I think you're paying off black glue. I said yes, and then I give myself a ding noise.

You give yourself a ding noise? Yeah, because I knew I was right Black glue. That's a stupid question. Christine second question. Christine second question Christine, she's panicking. Was Greece going to be made up of four movies? Yes or no? No I'm sorry. The answer is yes Jay you can take the lead right here dude. I'm gonna, the answer is yes. Damn! Jay, you can take the lead right here, dude. I'm gonna be in Greece for. These are production questions.

Yeah, Jacob, we know a lot about the movie, all right? Know about the franchise, know about the universe. Big Jay? Yes. What was Sandy's last name in Greece? And I'm gonna need you to spell it for me as well. Something Australian. Fosters. No, don't answer.

That's my answer. Hi again. Hey. Hey again. Trying to get a good last nine. It's also Australian D Sandra D D E final answer I'm sorry that's incorrect

What is your last name? Olson. Olson. You knew that? I feel like I did How are you? Guys after two rounds you and Christine pick a restaurant together. That would be awkward guys after two rounds you and Christine pick a restaurant together that would be awkward guys after two rounds is tied It's all one one. Yeah, everybody's got a point. So Lou this is starting fresh now. It's your game I do zero zero zero really. Yeah, it's really it's like they say when you're tied a half time. It's a whole new ball game Don't worry. Look you got this you guys are gonna giggle like your John Travolta in the pond Don't worry, look, you got this. You guys are gonna get like your John Travolta in the pond

It's weird. Oh, it's so weird. It's so weird. I'm like sitting in the mud bath You're conjuring me with your imagination Sandy. Oh, it's so weird. It's so wet that I'm appearing in water. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Lou Water. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Lou Who had a crush on Olivia Newton John on set? Kelly Ward Jeff Conway or John Dervolta We all did am I right?

I'll answer we all did wait. What's the first one you said kelly ward that a boy or girl that's not a question you can ask it's kelly that guy the answer my answer is kelly kelly ward and that's incorrect it was actually jeff conway

canikki john chivalre to literally send an interview recently that he had a crush on her so that would have been right Kinniki. John Truveld to literally send an interview recently that he had to crush on her. So that would have been right. Wait, everybody had to crush her. Not by the fucking quiz. Well, by life. Oh, so I guess the quiz doesn't matter.

Is that what you say when you got a shitty SAT score? You were like, oh, well, you guys are, you're scoring that wrong. I didn't take the fucking SATs. Sorry. Well guess what, you're taking the grease SATs right now. Oh. And your next question is that. She did coke lines off the L set book though

Christine yes, the Greece movie release date was June 16th 1978 July 17th 1978 Or May 23rd 1978 Say the first one again June 16th 1978 June 16th say the first one again. June 16th, 1978. June 16th. Say the first one again. She's correct.

Wow. It's a complete guess. It's a guess. No, I thought it. June sounded like a release time that would be good. I want to make sure that it was June. It was May, June or July. Yeah.

Vijay, your next question is June. June question is good release time. Yes, black. Big J. They're multiplying. Where is Sandy from? New York, Australia or England? Australia. Yeah, it's a fucking. Australia is correct.

Is that a good wink? Yeah, it was a good wink. That was super easy. That's crazy It's what we call an Australia real light up. Oh really is it as crazy as what color are saying these iconic red shoes Talk about it stud You thought she would be huh you thought she worked I thought he had black shoes though. I think she had a red belt on there. All right, so now it's Christine's got two, J's got two. I got 11. DJ Lou has got one with this is this the last round?

I believe we've got three more questions after this. Wait, you questions after this Wait, you may be after this Nine ten sorry two more two more. Yeah, it is the last round. Yes, so DJ Lou You have to get this and they have to fail in order you to push this over time Why do we only have one point they each of the level? We have two because everyone has a miss. Oh, it's a tie. I got it got it me other time Because everyone is gone Jay and Christina have gone two or three. You've gone one or three.

They're hash marks. First one's with one, second one's with ten. Yeah, I wish it had done that. All right, ready? Last round of questions. DJ Liu, what colors does Danny Zuko wear for the dance off? Pink and black? Black and white?

Or black leather? Black and white, motherfucker. Black and white, or black leather. Black and white, motherfucker. Black and white, motherfucker. Wrong. Is wrong. Pink and black. Pink and black is correct.

Come on, damn. Come on, bro. That's a simple one. Yeah, eliminated. Come on. Did it. Yes. No.

You see how bad Jay wants to go dancing? Well, guess what? Can you just get in him? I love that this is ending with you two tied up. Blue. One question each. You proved yourself to be an idiot. Oh, was pink. How is that pink?

It's pink and black. What are you talking about? He's pink shirt. Oh, it's like really pink. Oh, researcher. Continue. Research. It's like a key.

I can tell you that. And I've only watched the movie twice and once I was forced to. You look it up. You've always increased twice. No, I've seen it like you fucking seven to ten times. Yeah. Okay, it's pink. Yeah.

It's a whole thing. He looks so cool. He was pulling it off. Yeah. Christine, you ready for your last question? Hey, Luke. Yeah. Luke, can you think of a final question just in case these guys get tied up?

I would think you know you'd have a better one than this internet. Yes, I can How many times have I seen Greece? How many times have I cried? To Greece. Oh, have you and Will ever touch teds on a couch and watch this together? Do you guys want to do dirty dancing trivia next? No, who does that? I don't claim to know that. Yeah, I don't know. Hey, Christine, why don't you wrestle

on any of three trivia after that? You want to take Dan on that while we're in there? Hey, why don't you do things that go on in my head, trivia? Do you want to know sexy stuff that's stuck up, but? You can find that one out. It's crazy for how much I watch your friends. I get a lot of friends trivia raw. She eats it, dude.

We got one time, I swear to you, on, was that game, was it trivia crack or something? No, HQ trivia. When everyone was doing that, and we did it, one of them was like, special friends edition, and I was like, I was like, Christine, I'm gonna go start picking out our multi-million dollar house

where you go win HQ trivia, out by question three. Damn. Damn. Yeah. She retains nothing. The only times I have to tell her the lead singer of Red Rider who sings lunatic fringe is Tom Cochran, the guy who sings life as a highway.

Comes up in our car a lot and she never gets it. And I know it's a- The quiz is me every time. It's a weird piece of information, but I'm blown away by. Yeah. It's never retaken, it's been like 11 times I've done that. It's just a dumb fact that means nothing.

Yeah. I don't get angry. I just think it's crazy that not one time as she goes, oh, I phrase it so her correct answer could be, oh, the guy who sings life is a highway. Yeah. Never. Never. Yeah, never never well Let's see how this goes because she's down to her final question. You ready?

Wait, I got something wrong. It's to me right now. It's Christine in the new oh right. I'm last Christine who sings Greece is the word in the movie? Frankie Valley Frankie Avalon or Eve Arden Frankie Valley Frankie Valley is correct Christine is now leading three to two over Jay we come up on the final Oh, the Christine's happened to have some of those that that burned crosses. And I got you, you got to point that out. Oh, we didn't bring up how dumb Dan thought I was yesterday. Well, because that burned crosses, I really was hoping that you weren't that dumb.

You thought I was so dumb. I thought I was dumb. The way you brought that up, before we go to my question, and I was at bad. Was it bad? It was a overtime, huh? Was it bad? It was so, I didn't overthink it when you said it, because I was like, you know, you know, you should do like the thing that crossed. Yeah. And you go, yeah, you know the crosses overthink when you said it because I was like, you know She's like the thing that crossed and you go yeah, you know the crosses are talking about like the ones like you know

The big Christian ones they burn on lawns or yeah I was just hoping She was just dancing so she was close to I was trying to do this thing if I wouldn't know that The way James making it look like where she was doing like the DMX cross and that's what I was hoping no wasn this. Dang, if I were to know that, the way Jay was making it look like, where she was doing the DMX cross, and that's what I was hoping. No, it wasn't, it was DMX cross, it'd be like this. That's what you're doing.

I said she's going like this. No, the way I, the reason I asked that was because I thought she was doing DMX crosses. So in my mind, I was like, I hope to God, you know, as a fan of it. She's dumb as a door now. I'll, I'll defend. That's what she had.

I would ask anybody that by the way. If someone would have been like, burn cross because when they act it out, then you're like, do you know? That's all I'm saying. What type of crosses did he think I thought? I didn't know. We were doing just regular gear.

I just checked out crosses. That's what I thought. That's all I was like, please don't say that. Because if you had said that, that would have really upset me. If you had been like, what? And then it would have been a thing because Jay would have been like, how did you know?

But you were like, yeah, I do that. And I was like, I'm sorry, I just had to ask that question. I just're going to be like, what? And then it would have been a thing because Jay would have been like, how did you know? But you were like, yeah, I do that. And then I was like, I'm sorry, I just had to ask that. That's just had to make sure. I was a strictly double checking. Black will go ahead and throw me this lob. Yes, Mr. Jay. Softball. This is big.

Here we go. Softball. Who is the leader of the scorpions in Greece? Listen closely. Leo crater face. Leon, crater face. Balmudo, crater face. Or Leo, Balmudo. No, tell me the first two.

Yes, who is the leader of the scorpions in Greece? Leo, crater face, or Leon, Craterface. All right, it's on this. Now it was Craterface just what, that might make, the Kinniki call him. Yeah. Maybe his name's the Belisimo thing at the end. What's the, What's the name?

Leo, creator face, Leon, creator face, Balmudo, creator face, and Leo, Balmudo. Oh, fuck, you did it, Christian, so happy this wasn't the one she got. He seems like a trick question. They wouldn't make the characters name, he was saying that as an insult. Yeah, because it was a great a great face talk your way through it talk your way through it you buzzer one off Leo Balmudo find our answer Leo Oh, though final answer. It's correct. And that's correct. Yeah!

Wow, what a deductive reason that. What a deductive reason, eh? All right. All right. And driving. He's flying and driving. She's there, and driving. They're driving us each other.

All right, so now we have to have, we now, we have to have a final question. Did you cook one up? You got a final question a final question. Did you cook one up? You got a final question. I do. Did you cook one up? Yeah. Huh?

Huh? What's that? How much grease is that? Yeah, that's what's that like? With the final question, the rule change must be that whoever says it first. Yes. Whoever says it first wins.

Yes. OK. So get ready. OK. Find out right now. Zit, dude. One. Okay. So get ready. Okay. You're gonna find out right now. ZZ did one on one. Name the actor who plays Sandy's jock boyfriend. Lorenzo Lamis. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, give me some hand jive. That was fast. That was fast. But also the second he started asking

a question. I was like, hmm, Jay's gonna absolutely get that before Christine. Lorenzo Lama's also famous for renegade. I think this should be a five question off of the other quiz. My legs being cousin wasn't loved of him. That's fine. He enjoyed Jay. Oh look, he's not a hand drive anymore because she got dusted. I didn't get dusted. Oh you did nothing.

I could have given you three more minutes you wouldn't have said Lorenzo long. I wouldn't have. I would not have. He was a Falconcrest. My mom loved Falconcrest and he was also renegade. Guys, while we have a little infighted. A duster in, always sending foot off you they acknowledge Lorenzo long. So while we have a little infighting. I would like to thank the for

We want to thank Dan Dan how do you say his last name are Renziba? Oh, I'm a Dan are in Sibba from does this look normal Etsy shop where Christine went on and bought a candle and Turns out the guy is a huge bonfire fan So he made us a bunch of bonfire St. St. Candles and some fucking awesome buttons. Yeah, they're fucking great. You got the whole crew You know you got me got Jay got Christine you got Jacob a top the black King the bike Tiger Lewis Johnson you can see it there and The Holy DJ Lewitsky Look at that.

You crew. Yeah, it's a hell of an unboxing. Thank you, Dan. Do you think I said his name right? Dan. Arensaba? Arens. Yeah, arend.

No. No. I'm terrible at this kind of shit. You may be right. No, Arensabiya. Arensabiya. There's an I've got. There you go. Arensabiya. J got it right got a right what if he's like no you had it right or a

Rensibia was definitely I a it's and Or he's about to stupid like a dumb fuck Cold girls go Dan to Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan I'm gonna get a lot to tomorrow. Yeah She's like did you get your ass a coffee? And then I got tacos. Mmm. Sure.

That's okay, sugar. Get your ass a coffee. Your finance. Your fine toll. Your finance. Your fine milk. Moutman. Your fine ass.

Little Colorado mountain man. Shot me down. Get him with your finance. Shot me down, make wood out of me. Does anyone take me on a roadhouse trivia? No, dude, you'll crush it. You know they're doing a new roadhouse with Jake Jellin' All. And Conor McGregor.

They reached out to me to audition for it. And I told Jay the only role I wanted was to bring folks roll. That was the only way. I don't you beat it. Dad. Dad. I don't you beat it. Dad. I don't you beat it.

Dad. Dad. Shut out, Terry Falk, dude. Wanna graze them all time. We're an all user. Has to eat candles, Matt. All right. I might wanna throw a towel in with the roadhouse trivia.

Woo. Woo. I think. Okay, okay. I'm in a trivia mood today. I don't know if I got the ghost Alex Trebekin me right now. Should we take a break from back? Or I take a break right now. And if I'm going to come back for some...

Jacob and the champ, the trivia champ of the Bonfire movie, you're going to be so this and all? No way, create a face. Yeah. We're going to come back and have a little roadhouse. Triff? Big Jaivers J-Gup. I like it.

Set the match up. Jai could be going down. Don King. So before the break, we had a greased trivia, a little triple threat match between DJ Liu, Christine and J, J1, and a trivia off with Christine at the very end. Some say Christine was ripped off. We don't know. No one one said that I heard a lot of people are saying that on the internet you don't go on the internet like I do uh oh Dan's a little reddit buzz yeah I'm on a chan dude I'm getting I'm going lower there's levels to this oh you don't know Dan he's anonymous 45675812 I'm in anonymous and we will spark your grid. Jacob Atat, our super producer thinks he can be Jay

in a roadhouse trivia. So Jay's putting his belt on the line. Belt on the line for sure. With roadhouse trivia, I found a decent roadhouse trivia quiz. We'll start it off. Jacob, do you want to go first or do you want to defer? I'll let Jay go first. Let Jay go first. Oh, we'll allow it That's all right sure

Hidden black Lou already know how it's gonna end oh Roadhouse trivia part one question one finished this quote. I thought you'd be bigger Bigger I thought you'd be bigger Ding ding ding ding bigger Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding no, I want the girl dinging Oh, does it not give you the answer right after answers no Let me find out the answers hold on Jay. What do you mean it doesn't cuz you got it? I thought you have to do the whole you have to do the whole quiz That sucks. I'll find another hole

Damn That was the answer for the record I think you know all the answers so you just tell them the answer I could just tell you with what's right or not. Yeah, Dan. Yeah, we're gonna continue I could just tell you if the right one Jacob goes That's how good. No, that's that's not how that's good word. That was far be happy to tell you if Jacob got it right or not Should I already answer the second question? What was it because a moron could answer that one? What was it like you need a piece? $5,000 up front plus

$500 a day after plus medical expenses. Yeah. All right, here you go. Jane, your question. You're good at me, all of this. That's a good rate. Huh? That's a good rate.

$5,000. $500, a night. This could be a good thing. Let's see, we got a new quit. Medical, a lot of medical though we need it. In the 80s. You got a new quiz up. New quiz, new questions. My first.

Restarting? Yeah, you're going first. Okay. How does Dalton meet Elizabeth? His love interest. She's on, oh, go ahead if you'd like to. He's going again. Yeah, he's going to restarting.

So restarting, it's a new quiz that gives you the answers when you get him right or wrong. He better. I guess you're starting with's a new quiz that gives you the answers when you get him right or wrong He gets who's starting with the softball question when he went to yeah, he went to go get his side stapled at her emergency room She's on duty in the ER when he comes in yeah That is correct All right Jacob you're you're eating a peach dude. I've never seen anybody so confident Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Why does Tinker survive the final showdown with Dalton? He was at the dentist at the time. Dalton told him he was too innocent to kill.

This is so stupid. He hid in a closet. A stuffed polar bear bear fell on him, knocking him out. A stuffed polar bear fell on him, knocking him out. A polar bear fell on me. It's less lying in the movie Goddamn it. Yes. This happens in Wesley's trophy room full of preserved animals that he's killed.

Alright, Jay back to you. Jay question three. Yes. What kind of animals does Emmett, Dalton's landlord, keep on his property. Sheep, goats, horses, or pigeons and doves. Horses. pigeons and doves horses That's correct. Yeah, you got worried there for a second though, right? Yeah, I'm trying to picture, but yeah, like a big horse ring outside for sure

I saw the movie in my head and that's what maybe you watch the whole movie again in your brain Yeah, I went through it. I go and see the put oh yeah, yeah, that's where that's where that's where I'm at The guy's he lives with Jacob you ready for your next question dude. Oh in your brain. Yeah, I went through it. I got one. Let me see the put all the chessboard. That's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it's where it property. Dalton, Wade's body. The body of one of Wesley's goons, no one.

There's a knife pinning down the gas pedal. There's a knife pinning down the gas pedal. I mean, this is for a child. It makes no matter how I don't know, I think of these answers. There was a knife pinning down the gas pedal, Christine, the most impossible thing to make happen in a car. Okay. Well, that's question J.U. back up. There was a knife pinging down the gas pedal Christine the most impossible thing to make happen in a car

Well, that's question J. You're back up to two Jay yes Where do we see very briefly Dalton's first name His driver's license his job application his medical records medical records. Medical records. Yeah, I got it. Absolutely correct. Damn, dude, this is going to come down to who slips first. Jacob, you're out. Because that's a good question.

That's a great question. I'm not at all for that boring question. Jacob, wake up. You have a peach in your head. Jacob, what kind of card does Elizabeth drive a White BMW a Volkswagen Beetle a red Jeep or an old step-side pickup Stepside pickup let's see oh Red Jeep

Oh They make out and then he gets out and takes a Scythe or his car Jay to take the lead dude. This is uncomfortable. Jay! He's going to just have to pass the knife. He's going to seriously. Big Jay. Yeah. What is Brad Westley's chief offense against the people of Jasper?

He scares livestock by buzzing them with a helicopter. He drives drunk, frightening, and injuring people. He's just all around crass He extorts protection money under the guise of a civic improvement improvement association that one That's correct damn damn damn how many questions do we have left? Sorry, I just had another point to J school. Yeah damn give me a second here. Sorry had the goddamn monster truck in my head Danny's equal war pink. Who gets a fuck guy?

Just keep going then black. Okay, let's keep going 11. There's like 11 more questions good one of these might turn myself in total No, there's 11 more. Okay Jacob how does Wesley's how does Wesley sabotage the car dealership? He breaches it on fire. Don't even bother saying the rest of it. No, that's wrong. It is on fire when red gets gets there. The car dealership drives the monster truck through it. Oh I was thinking about reds shop. Sorry. I didn't I should have listened to the whole question Yeah, it's the monster truck. Yeah, that's correct. I Don't get the point. I get the point. I do the answer Don't have it should have listened to the question. This is me big J. Let me at my moment check Don't has three basic rules for his his bouncing. Oh, this is easy.

What is rule number three? Be nice. Yeah. That's correct. Oh, I know. No, that's easy. That's an easy one. I need that one.

Well, Jacob's missed two in a row now for these being such soft balls. He's wobbly. So I believe that the score is now five to two. Does everyone have it like that as well? Yeah. That registers with me. Jacob. Yeah.

What event from his past? Haunt's Dalton. His brother was killed in a bar fight. He was badly beaten back when he was a skinny, brainy philosophy student. He killed a man in Memphis. He saw Hunter kill his mother. Kill a man in Memphis. He saw a hunter kill his mother. Kill the man in Memphis. Like Bambee. Yeah.

He killed his mother. Jacob, that's correct. Alright. It is correct. Bam, dude. I wonder if you can just how. Yeah, a couple more. I don't need you ripped this throat out.

I don't need you to confirm for me. Well, you did for the red jeep thing. And for the fire bombing. And also the fire bombing, I think you said was crazy. Oh man. Well, red shop was fire bomb. Jay, this is Jay's question, yes? Yes.

As head bouncer, what is Dalton's actual job title? Cooler. Didn't even have to read him. It's cooler, It's correct. Damn. This might be the movie where Jay just can't be stopped. Wow. My mother would come home from work every night and make my baby brother up to feed him and we didn't have cable and we would just put in roadhouse again and she would let me like come out and keep her company a little bit fall asleep on the couch. No one needs to hear your little orphanage.

Fuck. Oh, we were so poor. Who's who's up first? Who's up now? I believe it's Jacob now, yes. Jacob. Why does Dalton have to do his bartender fired? He was skimming.

He was dealing drugs. He was connected to Brad Wesley. He didn't get along with any of the bouncers. He was skimming. That's correct. He was skimming. He's now in. We got two more questions. It was also kind of... I was a little... if there was an all the above in there, I would have sent all the above.

It was all the above. He didn't go on with the bouncers. No, he was like universally hated. He was planted there by Brad Wesley to just go to fucking keep his eyes in the place and he was given money. And railing a girl in the back room. No, different regular Saturday night. Different guy though. Yeah. They're all so corrupt.

You're all ready? You're all ready? You ready, Jay? How does Dalton's fight with Jimmy End? I haven't missed one. He rips his throat out. I haven't really even almost missed one yet for a second. Canary does rip his throat out just like Memphis. Just like Memphis. He didn't want to, but he had to do it one more time.

He can't rip his throat out and then spin kicks him one more time in the back. Yeah, Jacob, this is big. You gotta get this one to push it to the next round. Consider it done. In what Missouri town is the double-duce located? Kings River, Cairns of City, Jasper, or Springfield? Jasper. Yeah, that was answered earlier. Yeah, well.

Question. Bad trivia. That was bad trivia. That's what he gave it away. All right, last round. This is it. If you miss this, it'll continue on you get this It's over. You get this in Jacob gets this that might just be it But you don't get this in Jacob. This is we can push. Okay

I ask him this fluff question big J. Yes. How many times does Dalton dance in Roadhouse? none How many times does Dalton dance in Roadhouse? None. Once in the opening scene in New York. Once at the Double Duce or twice, both in New York and at the Double Duce. Donut holes, zero times. Oh, that's correct. Shut down, dude.

Lock it, fucking down. No, that's why it's so big. Swayze, not dancing. J, that's why I was so big. Swazie, not dancing. Jigga, do you accept the feat? I'm congratulations. Don't let your throat. You're true. I mean, you got too wrong.

You got, you won too. I was thinking of different scenes and I was, I was over excited and I answered the wrong scene. But yeah, you're right. You I answered the wrong scene but yeah you're right I got too wrong your final test take on Christine again in clueless trivia oh I know nothing I would be doing I still call stage you get dashed a black chick I could try to get a friend trivia friend trivia against Christine absolutely I mean I love that I love that. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm starting to do all these dream matchups. And we can go against Jacob. You think you could take me in Clueless trivia? I think so. I think I'm pretty good with Clueless. I just

watched it again also. I love that movie. So bad. Now I believe that you're insane with that movie. Yeah, but here's thing. She's already proven things she claims to be insane with she retains zero information ever. Yeah, I'll go another else. She has a she'll do that another day. Yeah, her her her information maintenance like maintaining is really bad. I am a genius. Don't make faces at me. It's true. You don't retain it You know, I mean like you don't like a real remember actors name like this and strike you like that So I mean like yeah, we'll see down Christine members you were cooking tonight. You already forget Now you can control what he intakes. Yeah, you can poison

Now you can control what he intakes. Yeah, you can poison it. I can totally poison J if I wanted to. Dude, that'd be so much. Yeah, you can shit in my fucking spaghetti sauce. I wouldn't be able to tell. Oh! Oh, I got J got arsenic, got him. He's flowers in the adoking me.

Yeah, I go. Who would get that close to J? Guys, oh my god, it's Christine. Hey, all my Instagram followers. Christine's flowers in the adoking me right now. I'm getting really sick. I can't leave the upstairs. Hey, all my Instagram followers. Christine's flowers in the attic in me right now. I'm getting really sick. I can't leave the upstairs.

That'd be great, dude, if me and Christine do get a house out in Jersey, then she flowers in the attic's me. I love that I'm not allowed to come see you anymore. Why can't I see my friend, Christine? I just look up in the window and see you. Yeah, and I'm just shaking and I have my hand on the window. That's really weird.

I go, Jay. He can't be run people the germs. Jay, but Jay, the spores. Damn, I really fucking ran just all over everybody in trivia today. I mean, I didn't really play because I think trivia is for chicks. So you suggested all the trivia. I love trivia. I love it. I love trivia so much. What stands, I mean, kids are today, obviously, but what's a trivia thing that you, I mean, wrestling, for sure. Yeah, but that's like autistic knowledge.

And I'm sure there's wrestling fans that could beat me in that. Maybe, but I'm saying like my point is there's no one on staff to compete with that. Yeah, moving stuff. What's something in staff that you could do? I'd probably say like movie wise. But what's another? What do you do? You know, like, what do you know inside now, T. J. Lo? I mean, you thought Greece, but then what?

Pearl Jam. But I can always fold under pressure. So. Yeah, that's good pitch. You got. I admit staff is a confidence. I try to do this. I know this movie inside now, but I fucking hate questions and I freeze and I'll smash my head on the table I don't really know what movie I could do trivia for never-ending story good fellows Good fellows to see I wouldn't say I can for sure anyone on present Okay, what's a good one rocky? I couldn't do Rocky. J.K. I would feel I'm much more confident of Roadhouse than I am of Rocky trivia. Wayne's World of fucking dust everybody.

So many Rockies. Wayne's World 1 and 2. Over for you host. There's so many Rockies. Do you know what I mean? Rocky 4 I could, uh, Rocky 3 and rocky for i could probably do pretty well and on the most basic level of trivia i would predator kill a rocky thing ever predator i could do trivia i would never take a trivia on predator

go get jgubb and titanic rambo first blood predator al-dunus heartbeat oh jgubb do you hear Christine say titanic titanic well none of you are gonna challenge me there I think Titanic is the ultimate showdown, which in Christina that might be the showdown you guys are both both once losers today already Yeah, maybe tomorrow you can redeem. Oh, man a Titanic a good Titanic. There's a good Titanic one and Jacob We're talking about Titanic the movie not Titanic the boat Christina was nothing about the actual facts and history of the sad tragedy that was the sinking of the Titanic there goes how many knots west was that

iceberg she's Billy Zane sinking the same amount of time in the movie that it actually took so you really feel like you do now Jacob I almost threw paper at her did you see that did you see me hold myself back, I almost threw paper at her. Did you see that? Did you see me hold myself back from throwing a ball of paper at her? Jacob? Jacob, from up to you. Jacob, from up to you.

If I'm telling you this, I'm not only a challenger, but if I lost, I would be mortified. Would you give her off? Would you give her all your Titanic stuff? Ooh. Why don't you guys put some memorabilia on it, Stake? Dude, why don't we get a Titanic?

Give me a newspaper. Why don't we get a Titanic? Nobody's getting my newspaper. Why don't you guys put some memorabilia on it stick dude? What why don't we get a tight newspaper? You why don't we get a Titanic? He's getting my newspaper. Why don't we go to Christmas newspaper? You can have Dawkins what you better win Christine I love me that dog. I want to play anymore. Why I thought you're gonna definitely beat him I want that newspaper And by the way when we win that newspaper Jacob. I'm rolling it up and hitting my dog with it He's putting it in her kennel That's gonna be kennel kennel fodder. I'm gonna line her diary or with it Damn, we got to think of something to give away. Could you keep up with Sam Robertson or wrestling trivia?

Sam would know way more. Yeah, yeah, Sam knows what way more for sure. Yeah, he used to do that You go to bed nightly to old fucking pay-per-views Like it's carcades. Yeah, because it turns off my anxiety. I got you, but you're but I'm telling watch it before you're drinking That information I'm telling you when I'm talking about Roadhouse, but I just do a roadhouse. I haven't set that and watch Roadhouse 20 times Through yeah, you know, I mean like My mom would come on and put it on, because it was like, that's when TV would end at night. Yeah, that's right.

So she put that on. That's what I mean by good fellows. That's what I mean by like, yeah, it's just been on a bunch. Half baked, I could probably run the table. But wrestling, Sam Roberts used to do tape trading. That's where you go to places and trade tapes with people for other wrestling events. So he's on a level.

So you're here first. His dork level, his dork meter way higher than yours. Yeah, his dork power is much higher than mine. Yeah, he's in wrestling. You're like, you like wrestling, but you're a cool dude and Sam Roberts is a fucking dork. It's what I'm saying. No, I'm just saying he would dust me and dust me.

No, I feel, I've always enjoyed Sam very much. I love the guy. I pulled off wacky hair and bald. I love Sam Roberts. Yeah, well you say that And then you fucking call him a nerd in front of the whole world I wonder he has stand up. I would say trivia wise, but oh I think you're gonna be better than Sam Roberts to stand up. You're gonna check him stand up now Yeah, do stand up Sam. You got to do 45 minutes of new stuff that you've written since 2020 what could Christine and Jacob be playing for I did all by a Titanic heavyweight belt Or why don't we get a replica heart of the ocean Christine go look up with that cost yeah go see what I

Replay the heart of the ocean and then we have to wear it for a year on the show And then if Jacob Jacob wins will let him go up to the roof and go, oops! And then you can go see Christine and Sgt. Anna. Oops! Isn't the ultimate story of Christine leaves me one day for Jacob and that's the love match? That Netflix series will be incredible. It's funny. I mean Jacob told me he's not attracted to Christine in any way, which I find offensive She's beautiful. How much is it? He's not attracted to me do it. Huh?

Christine's not attracted to me. She likes the bear. She likes the bear. She likes Justin. She don't give a shit about that. She's all about that dick. It's $14.99. Yeah, perfect New hardly. I mean there's other ones that are more Well, what's that? Let's get one. How much is one that's a little bit more? Yeah Oh, this one has varsky crystal. Let's make it. Let's me a sparrowsky Um The heart of the ocean necklace. What's this 80 bucks? That's nice. Okay, that is nice I'll do that 40 each yeah, yeah, we'll do that

Winner gets a heart of the ocean. We got to wait until Jacobson studio We have to have you know, we have to have the heart of the ocean and we have to have Jacob in two weeks We'll have interposition a heart of the ocean and Jacob and Jacob a Fictitious gift given to Kate Winslet by Billy's aine, right? Yes. I Think I'm already winning the trivia game. I want to find really hard trivia. Oh Yeah, for sure Christine Jacob also Jacob also I got what's Jake don't look into Christine you focusing and Jacob too don't

Don't cheat Don't like don't not cheat, but I mean don't like a cool don't brush up Don't brush up at all don't look up IMDB or any of that should just go in Know what you know right now because I thought I'm telling you when we were doing the grease thing I admitted during the commercial did I not Lou? I go I'm stopping myself I was thinking about going and just looking up into wouldn't even really help much really the names of who play like the names of the characters Because I don't know the other pink ladies sure and I didn't might not have known the names of the other teabirds I thought those might come up and I was like I should look up those names real quick

But I was like nah that shitty if I get asked that I don't know it if you did do that. I would have got that buck tooth bitches name Jan Yeah, now we know that yeah, I'm yeah, pressure pressure brush See a penny pick it up all day long. You'll have good luck Knickie dropped yeah, dude how fun is it with a biker gang hangs out with a gang of girls and nobody wants to fuck one of them crazy just won some by herself I was looking up the grease trivia because I thought I would throw in a question and apparently did you know this Jeff Connoi fell shooting grease lightning and that's how he got hooked on pain pills.

Nice. I think he told Dr. Drew that. Watched him slowly die from drug. He's still alive. He died. Yeah, drugs are all. Damn. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM!