The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Andy Garbage w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

Modern medicine has helped Big Jay and Kevin Ryan get skinny but their fat wardrobe problems are still service memories. Foley and Bobby have to stretch out their sweaters and shirts before wearing. Perspiration is a common enemy of all these big fellows. | Jacob doesn't think he dresses like a dandy, but prefers to be called a fancy gentleman. Kevin Ryan and H. Foley's podcast is called "Are You Garbage" and they are on tour now! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Our guest here joining us for the whole show. What a treat, everyone. They're going to be in Atlanta this Thursday at the Buckethead Theater and in Philly at the Met on December 13th. You know them. It's the RU Garbage Boys, the hilarious Kevin Ryan and H. Foley in the house. Thank you, buddy.

Are you guys not going to Skank Fest? We are. Oh, thank you. We're going to Atlanta on Thursday, and then we're going to be there Friday. Be there Friday. It's good to see Lou like this before Skankfest Because I know how fucked up he's going to be He's sober now

13 months Awesome, good Yeah, he's killing it 13 months Suspiciously since right after last Gangfest Hey, been there brother I can't wait to bump into Lou Saturday around 6

That's good man, good for you brother You got to bump into everybody last year I love it We hung out all the time We'd always link up for heaters in the back of At the back of Antones. I smoked about 10,000 cigarettes with him back there.

I love it. And you guys can fucking drink, too. Whoa. Whoa, what the fuck? I'm sober now, I can say this. You guys might have a problem. I got drunk last night at Skanks. I was fucking...

We're having meetings at Skank Fest if you need to come. Is that true? He said, is that true? It must be. I'm running a couple. Oh, you do for people there. That's great. Yeah.

I've always done them. Multiple day? Saturday and Sunday we run them in my room. It's already done by then. Nah, well, we give them a couple days to think about it. You know what I mean? I really let it sink. Give me a couple days to fall off on their ass and then get back up again.

You've got to give them a couple days to hit a bottom, you know, Thursday, Friday. Agreed, agreed. I understand that. I appreciate that. We have Kevin Ryan and H-Foy with us. Yeah. Andy Garbage? Are you garbage?

I sent Lou a piece. picture of my mom. Did you get it? Oh, God. He didn't get it? He got it. I just, I told Lou to tell Lou, and Lou didn't tell Lou, and then Lou, he's got it on his phone. It's all right. Is it a good picture? It's just of my, I figured we, we talked about you, a hot mom for a little bit. You felt jealous? Maybe, uh, no, I just, you know. I got one picture of my mom showing a little side tit action. STA? I have naked pictures in my mom. Really? No, I've had sex with my mom,

if you want to? Guys, want me tell you what she's like? My carnal knowledge of my mother. I texted in the bonfire thing, but... Jay, you'll appreciate this. This is until the pick gets there. I was doing a bar show the other night, and the comment, it was like, past the mic. And I was like, all right, so they're like, hey, Steve's going to bring you up. So Steve comes up to me, he's like, hey, what's your name?

And I'm like, it's Kevin Ryan. He's like, what do you want me to say? And I was like, you can just say my podcast, Are You Garbage? And he's like, huh? I was like, it's odd that you don't know it, but, you know, not everybody knows it, but you're a... Not bad flex, but you know. You know what I mean? You're a New York comedian.

You should be aware of, you should have heard of the show. One of the biggest podcasts on there. But also I'm like, whatever. It's fine. I go, yeah, I go, hey man, you know, if you can't remember that, just, you know, hit him with fucking clubs and college. It don't matter. Clubs and colleges. I'm joking.

We've never done a college. I've never done it. Clubs and colleges. And very few clubs. So I was like, yeah, just say whatever you, whatever comes to mind. He goes, yeah, no, I got it. I got it. I got it.

Garbage. I was like, yeah, yeah. And then he walks away. He's talking to somebody a minute later. He's like, I'm about to go up. Your name's Andy Garbage, right? I was like, yeah, dude, it's Andy Garbage. Andy Garbage, come here on the bonfire.

You're listening to Andy Garbage. That sounds like a good phone. Andy Garbage is a pretty good name. By the way, you know how much the dirtbag DNA runs through Oakerson? He said the Buckethead Theater instead of the Buckhead Theater. I did say the Buckethead Theater. We all made the Slash Theater. The Axel Rose.

Not me. But today you did. It makes you so happy. It makes me happy. She's so happy. Why, Jay? I'm sorry. No, it's just abrupt guy, man.

Sorry. Sorry, you go. Come your mom back. Start losing it. Why was your high school girlfriend living with you? I would have to assume her family life was not great. Yeah. But how bad was it that she moved in with you guys?

It's a weird thing. this is a reflective thing it's they like they were pretty awful her folks she came from a real garbage family genuine double wide trailer way too many kids in philly jersey jersey gets real hillbilly real quick right outside of camden it's country western people yeah the rodeo's there she's a cowtown yeah she was a barrel racer what does that mean she's suck guys cocks a lot she wasn't a fucking touring barrel race she was a kid but she was like she did all that like riding horses

and shit like that but that takes a couple of bucks to be on horses not have you blowing everybody it's like no they're not the ones in front of the grocery store I think they like stable horses

I think they made their money like in that kind of stuff got you the mom drove a bus their farm hands the mom drove a bus the dad did some kind of shit but you know he would just come home and just pound beers

they had protocols of like holes that were in things where you'd start putting the cases of beer if they saw they had a long dirt road getting into place so if you saw DP orders it

CPS Yeah coming What do they call It back down Child Protective Services No but they always called it The cops

Now there's some name They would say like Oh they're gonna call Whatever on you Social services or something Trying to remember what it was It was like a nicknamey Kind of thing for it

And it was like if they're coming You know They have the drill To where to put the beers And hide them And you know Fucking put makeup on your black eyes And shit

It's been a long fucking driveway. So it is funny, and then I'm dating her, you know, and the parents just never liked me at all. Good guy like you, though? Can you believe it? No, I'm serious. You've got a house. He showed up with that

outfit. You're a lesbian? Oh, my God. What's wrong with that baby? Told you, I don't like you dating Jewish bruns. Your mom was hotter than you. No doubt. No doubt. but yeah so she

changed the grenade they got to jump on she had this shitty like pretty shitty family life but it was just like her room was fucking garbage and she that was the funniest dude when she was like young and would send me like masturbation VHSs

oh my god she had she lived in a double line and had a camera on the floor crazy editing capability nope no editing capability what would happen was the video would have like life happening

like she would just take her family's old videos and I record over it so it would be like them pouring the foundation that they were going to put the double wide on and then like you know horse didn't of speed her father hitting her mother it would be horse stuff and then the fucking

the V you know the V hold the V hold would ride up and then it would be her on this crusty dirty ass trailer floor with like all kinds this is the funniest thing that ever made me she did the filthiest thing it was hot as fuck

when I was younger now as an adult you're like poor kid shouldn't have done this she had Cheeto fingers while she was jerking off close close

she would kind of like wearing funnions as earrings she's got bugles on her finger that's why Jay thought it was cute back then this is before the error of everyone had cell phones with cameras in them and stuff

you know so no one really knows how to make nobody knows how to make their homemade pornography all these poor girl so she's looking around so it would be the thing where, you know, you grab, she's reaching around,

looking for something maybe to use and, like, you take the back of a hairbrush, give herself the biz with that a little bit. The weirdest one to me was her, again, she would seem like she didn't remember she was recording or something because, like, one of them was just looking around on her floor.

I mean, just like the camera's on the ground in front of her cooch. She's improvving, masturbation? Yeah, you see face tits, cooch, basically. And, like, you see her looking around and, like, oh, this. And she grabs, it's like the, you know the little vial of water

that's at the bottom of like a single stem rose they'll give you for something like that and she just go look at and she goes oh and she holds it up to the camera and then starts fucking herself with that

and then at one point she was talking to me on the phone this is what's fucking great there's one video where it was her talking to me on the phone I call or something while it's happening she had to take the phone

from the kitchen that long ago the brother gets kicked off the internet No, but she definitely had a fucking raised-up antenna on a thing. Household items are just falling out of her vagina as she walks in the kitchen. Fucking dog bone pops out. But the thought, watching her be like a real person on the phone when she was on phone and not being sexy for a video anymore because she's just kind of like hands like by her pussy, just kind of like futzing around it. And at one point like she goes, goes like she puts like a finger.

I don't know. I guess she pulls like a big hair or something, but you see her pull something on kind of looking at it. But she's on the phone with me, just going like, yeah, yeah, around 8 o'clock. And she's like, you're going to like, what the fuck it? But extends me the video of all of it, you know what I mean? There's no cut in the video. It's no take two. And it's like, yeah, she hangs the phone with me and, like, gets back to playing with her pussy.

But it's just like, in between, like, her going through it and being like, what is that? What the fuck is that? That's Little Jay's number. He must have left it in there. Poor little Jay, taking shrap. Oh, God. Oh, God damn. Bobby, can you tell me what?

Who sent this thing into the transgendered ninja self-defense teacher? Well, you know I like to follow the weirdest things on Instagram I can follow. Yeah, it's the only way you can finish masturbating anymore. That's it. And I found, I found is that she's a ninja, a real ninja, a master of ninjitsu. No. Yeah. She's not, though.

She is. The guy was. The guy was. You can't just become true. trans and then you just get the guys fucking shit. Caitlin Jenner's not a fucking Olympian champion. So she has to go through back all the courses and get all their belts again? God damn right.

Billy Madison, your way through it. At least two weeks for each belt. She's a professional trans ninja, and she teaches Well, no one's professional trans. She's a professional ninja maybe. Oh, she's a professional trans. Yeah, she's a ninja, but again, five-finger death punch you just touch them with your weird hand they want to get away before

they think they got it on them you don't get this do you i can't get trans from spit can i too it's just so funny man that this this look at the ninja boots that's a wild it's funny it's like something the young jokersen would wear god damn right i've told you guys before when i wore the patrick suezie right yeah when i fucking wore the gie as a shirt like patrick suez he did in roadhouse I don't think so. And then as I would, as I move throughout the day, the geek comes untuck. And then what happens is you're giving people a nice down blouse shot of your fucking left fat tit. And my p. little nip is a boy.

You said something that sparked a memory. I, you were, I was a huge Alex P. Keaton fan, Michael J. Fox. And I loved the way that he dressed. Young Republican. I couldn't understand why a sweater on me didn't look like a sweater on him. I couldn't wrap my head. the fact that you couldn't see your belt didn't give you a tip looked like a bratwurst were you a fat kid what you're you don't get this fat not this isn't

your first fucking time this isn't a first fat this was practice yes I was I was until high school high school because I was wrestled so I was like 171 pounds been doing yeah but yeah my those formative years 14 15 were fucking brutal and I just was looking for every style that I could have So you picked fucking family ties? Yeah So you did a what like a pull over

a sweater vest? I would try to do like a sweatshirt with yeah with a Collared underneath yes Dude I can't I've never successfully pulled that all I don't understand How people like you're looking for like a father on a Sunday For some reason he's still wearing a button down shirt We're sitting next to one of them

right now Yeah yeah Yeah, it just looked terrible. You're a refined gentleman. That's Jacob's attire on weekends. He puts a vest on with a pocket watch. My brother does that. My brother dresses on the weekends better than I've ever dressed in my life.

It's crazy. He's a sharp guy. Just to be home all day. To be out, yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm like, do stuff. Collared shirt on the weekends. Jacob loves it. Jacob loves wearing a t-shirt, then another shirt over that,

then a button-down shirt, then a sweater. Layers. Then another, like a vest. type of sweater. You got a suede jacket on. Yeah, Jacob's what we call in the biz a dandy. Yeah, he's a dandy. It's a nice sweater. You got a sweater on right now, right? I thought that's what the term is.

What are you? That's a nice. Very nice. You're not a dandy? What do you, a lime rickie? Something like that. Classic gentleman. Classic gentleman. Ah, there you go. What is the... A dandy is a guy dresses like loud. Loud,

loud but nice. Like a guy's like a bow tie. You're colorful. He'll throw a lot more color. Is this an actual scale? Like, or is these like... A dandy, you can look... No, I think it's a literal term. Those are the guys that want you to see how

flashy they are. They're flashier, yeah. Do you understand that we'd never make it in like the 17th century? I barely made it now. We would just be fat and hot and smelly all the time when you had to wear like the ruffles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything was a lot of buttons. We had a wig.

You had to wear a wig. I need breezes. Water moisture wicking shirt Anything pre-shower I wouldn't have lasted We had to wear a vest with 55 buttons Anything pre-nexium I would have been done I need my omarazeparol You know hard of us to get pussy back then too

With all their clothes those broads wore I definitely would have been I would have been Bowler hat fat For sure Yeah when you just get fat You just go I wear a fat guy dress clothes Now we probably wouldn't be heavy You know there's no you know

antibiotics or whatever to shit in the food That's what got you antibiotics Yeah That's what it is These fucking antibiotics You have to take antibiotics You know they put hormones in Big Macs now That goddamn Z-pack blew me up

I mean you got to work hard to get fat on mutton That corn syrup really fuck you Shit It doesn't say anything about dandy being gay at all It just says they're concerned With their appearance and fashionable clothing You are a dandy Of course you are

And you say you're what a traditional gentleman What was the term? I just dress up more than the rock and roll comics in the room the rock and roll comics jay has a look sure but it doesn't work for me

no no no you look great i'm not i'm not throwing fucking i'm not throwing bobby dresses dresses up though bobby dress is nice yeah i dress uh i don't dress as crazy as jay i think jay the way you're crazy as that me i like no i like the way you dress i think it's funky i like it i don't like the way you i couldn't pull it off

i guarantee you i could never pull off nose rings i tried i tried i tried to get you to do your nails with me yeah I couldn't do that you wouldn't do it I wouldn't do it because I couldn't why because they can't be we're on tour with Shane and he said I don't want two guys with fingernail polish on my show yeah sounds like he's a little anti-dandy I don't want to throw stones but that sounds a little anti-dandy to this guy yeah and what's the term what it's called I don't know if it's a term it's just traditional gentlemen classical classical dress

I don't know do I look is it like noticeable you dress contemporary you dress good you dress like a normal guy you dress like every guy in New York City going to an office job

he's like Jimmy Carr slumming it oh Jimmy Carr he dresses up he's dapper I'll take that he's very very oh I know I saw Jacob was all about Jimmy Car

my God he fucking lost his mind I mean if I had the Jimmy Car cash fortune I would probably go down that road Sure. Not so much. Do you like a nice tailored suit? Are you a suit guy when you have to wear a suit?

I would like to get a tailored suit. You'd like to get a tailored suit. Let me ask you a big guy. We're all kind of big dudes. What? Jay has... I came and I thought we were going to have a good time here together. So you're calling me my friend of fat ass.

It's pretty fucked up. Well, no, you were talking to me? Is Atry guests? I'm saying we're all... We're not all... Bobby, you look great. It's only modern medicine that has made me not a fat slob. God bless modern medicine.

But... Hallelujah. Jay is wearing a suit tonight that he bought custom made by a suit guy. Yeah. And he's wearing it for the first time tonight.

Never tried on? Never. That's crazy. That's nuts to me. Yeah. Are you going to roll the one pant leg up? Bobby. She's a blue of surprise.

I was going to say, does Bobby have Alzheimer's? She's wearing a sweatshirt right now. I'm sorry. Oh, later. Oh, I understand. But I think I just... That's crazy.

I did that one time at a while. wedding I was in a wedding and I had to send your measurements away and I did my own measurements and I didn't have any money to fucking go to the tailor so I did my a dollar to get a tailor to measure I did before a YG times were tough and uh I sent them around I had my roommate do it or my girlfriend did it actually and uh she's we said they gave you us a form we filled out the form I sent it in and I picked it up the day of the wedding oh yeah dude I I made the mistake I was wearing my dads I look like I belong in the casket I I have four different sized suits from weddings that I've went to when I was, I have a beautiful Hugo box shark skin suit that I got when I was in shape.

You might be close to the back there, though. The very next wedding, I was, I was like, I'll just wear my suit. And I went to put it on, I couldn't get my legs. I couldn't get my legs in the pants. You get the first one in and you're going, no way, there's not enough material in the room to do this. You know how many times I had to run to a men's warehouse and a pants? And just I want the Chinese lady I want the white guy I want the Chinese lady

Because I have to get a just a suit We got the biggest fights in the world Just because she's like just try it on I'm not fucking trying it on I'm too fat Yeah I used to do you had a great bit about the was it The cop The riot guy

I remember seeing you do that at Gotham I was we were dying in the back Fat riot's the best I still see him Fucking thing doesn't close yeah We were dying Every riot there's a fatto in the back We're in a vest

don't fit time and a half yeah time and a half um i used uh you get a fitting for if you're shooting something you know they do it like a month or two ahead worse and you think that all right by the time that i get there yeah i'm gonna be a little bit thinner and you get there and the shit don't fit they're running out to t j max to get you a pair of pants oh well the worst that was my mistake when i lost weight and went to mike vecky owen's wedding when i went down there i just packed stuff sight unseen uh and then ended up bringing uh i got dress pants that uh i uh i got dress pants that uh I brought my belt for. I go, bring the belt for sure.

I go, because I'm going to need, you know, I'm going to need for sure a belt because these pants are going to be a little big on me. But they're not, they're beltless pants. They're for suspenders, which I didn't bring. I just brought a belt. So I put the belt where a belt should go on the pants and flip the pants over like a slut, making her sweat pants short. And then everybody wondered why I wasn't dancing.

Also, on my shirt that was too wide. So I just like a boy who fucking is trying on his dad's cop uniform or something. When I did sex drugs on the first season, I was a little thinner. The next season, they just had my same size. And then I showed up, and I was fatter. And they had to alter. I had to wear a suit in one of the things. They just cut the back of the shirt.

They just cut up the back. We're not going to see it. But I'm going to feel it. It's like a cape. You can't feel dapper if they fucking, like, figure out a way to, like, rig you into it somehow. That's terrible. We're going to keep this in the wide, everybody, okay? They put me in a, you know, the.

You got to get this fun effect. A lot of people don't realize there is there's no back to those shoes because my feet were exploding out of them. They had this leather suit that would put me in because we were doing like, what is that, EDM? Can't work? We had the, no, EDM, we had the helmets on and shit. They bought the XL thinking XL will fit. We had six people. I had to lie on the ground and they had to push my stomach down and two people had to zip me into this fucking thing.

The pair of pliers. That's been, you know, two XLs generally the thing were. most things just stop any kind of standard I hate that level so I mean that was always anything I joined any team whether it be a rec league basketball or something and they're always just giving them out they go

what are you to them? They just come over to you and right away they go double X for my man and then you're like this isn't going to fit either so you know we're going to have to have a phone call later when I joined that Hudson Yards not Hudson Yards Chelsea Pierce basketball thing for the Boston Comedy Club a million years ago

they did that and they gave me the two X shirt It didn't fit. So what I did, I was humiliating. I cut it. I tried to make it a sleeveless shirt first, and I'll wear it over, whatever. The problem was all in the body. So then I just cut the sides down too far. And then it still is weird because it was cinching up still.

Somewhere it was always touching my body hard. So then I cut them all the way down and safety pinned them to another shirt that fit. That's crazy. I've thought about that so many times in my life. I safety pinned it to the shirt. It just had the neck over me. It was just a, it was like Tyson's towel, but I safety pin it down. Because one time I didn't safety pin it down, and just wore it over a t-shirt, and then it flies up while you're running.

So you have to safety pin into this shirt. Yeah, we all, fat guys all have to be tailors. Yeah. Oh, dude. It's fucking. And a master of the pop, pop, pop, pop, with the hands in the shirt to stretch it out. You're going to stretch it out, make it into a sundress. Yes.

Oh, yeah. Or sometimes I would put on, after if I would have a shirt get dried, you just put it on over your arms, like forearms too, and just like make it like. I never had that I couldn't do that I used to wet it and then put it over the back of my recliner That's good I would wet it like a baseball glove So it just formed to a recliner

That's how fat I was I was a recliner fat That's fucking nuts I hated it People are sitting on you In a pinch I sweat So bad at that fucking bucks game That I went

I passed by a DXL Shout out to him I got some tank tops That's what I sweat through mostly And I was like and these underwear beat up. Let me get their underwear. I don't know what they think is happening.

I got the smallest size underwear you can get it, big and tall. And they were like, they looked hilarious on them. Harbor Bay. Yeah, I couldn't guess who the fuck those are for? He knows. It's a Harbor Bay. Of course he knows. I'm wearing Harbor Bay tank top right now every day. Best tank top in the game.

Well, true classic. Tank top? Of course. True classics. Best shirts. True classic? Best T-shirts. Because they have the tall.

They're loose on the bottom. bottom they come out like a little bell they come out like a bell that in garage beer but do they have tank tops they do have tank tops yeah i never got to the dxel i went to buy him christmas gifts last year and i walked in and i was probably pushing 250 at that time and i walked in and they track you in there you give him my phone number they know everything i ever bought who you're shopping for today and i was like you know it's not you know it's not me there was no you know what are you looking for The problem with DXL, they have like five cool fat guy shirts. So you're going to bump into a fat guy at the airport.

The same thing. The same exact guy's. I know. Is there something that's wearing a Captain America Shield shirt? I'm like, yeah. Fat guy stuff. The Jack Daniels, I have that too. I still have it. I was at the one on six to have one time.

I was like, Tim Dillon just bought this same shirt. I was like, fuck. I can't wait stepping on Timmy D's gear. Yeah. They know me, Timmy D and Stave. At the one on sixth half. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been in there a bunch of times.

myself too. You gotta be in an XL now, 2X? It was cool that 2X usually. He's tall though. He's like, you know what I mean? He's like a tall dude so you can't. And you're a bag of your guy. You're a looser fitting guy.

Yeah, I do 2X now, but I get 2X and I wash and dry. Oh, drying was a big thing too. You do not, you hang dry everything. Cold water, hang and dry, and that's it. You do not fucking put any of my clothes. You wash and dry a pair of jeans? About a week later, they come into what? I call the Goldilocks zone where they're perfect and then they get too dirty and you gotta go start

that all over again. First day fucking sucks. How great is it that they gave us the girl's stretchy gene? We had to deal with that fucking remember regular denim they would just I mean they they had no give. Burlap. Oh. Dungery. Yeah now we have the stretchy gene. Yeah but jeans were supposed to be for so if like you swung your fucking like saw past and hit your jeans. Yeah they're like It was supposed to be for I got a fucking a bandsaw fucking blade goes flying Just take a little nick out of you

Because it got to get through your fucking dungarees When he lost weight We first moved up here We were I was the bigger one At one point Me him and Reggie Conquest Shared And then I lost weight

And we would pass my clothes down To There's a jacket still floating around I think Dave Temple wears it Yeah It was an expensive jacket It was an expensive jacket I got like on markdown

From Banana Republic It was like a $500 jacket here for like $80 because I had a gift card. And that thing, I mean, that thing, that's been in wedding. People have worn that weddings and shit. I used to wear that with no t-shirt underneath. But I had this pair of salvage denim jeans. They were great. They were so thick.

They fell perfectly. And I mean, seven comics got life out of those things. Yeah. I couldn't sit down to them. What's that stuff that, Josh bought the raw denim? Yeah, you can do roll and stuff. I got back into Selvage denim now that I got skinny. She was Bobby Lee.

What is that? The salvaged denim. The salvage denim, yeah. And what does that mean? It's just like the cut of denim's different. Yeah, it's just, they're thick. They tend to be thicker. It's just higher, higher quality Japanese denim.

Yeah, I can't. I can't get into those. But you can get a soft pair, they're really nice. They're thicker, but they're really, I have a really soft pair. I get those baggies over there? How do I look at those? Those old Jencos? No.

Well, everything baggie's back in now. I know. I hate it. I saw it. I saw Ricky Valette's a tug-a-tell. Yeah, but he's in. He's been wearing dresses for years. What's Pete Davidson and his crew doing there?

The forefront of fashion. I came out. I was in the bathroom of the stand and Ricky Veles walked the other day. I went, Baggy's back. Dude, nice. They look sharp. You remember boot cut?

Oh, fuck, boot cut. Levi's 527s. I would rock the shit out of them. I just hated the boot cut because the back of the heel would always just be muddy and dirty. Sometimes it would rip up perfectly. Yeah, that's the perfect. Get the hairs on it and get out of the fray.

Oh, man. The fray. Fucking snow slush all over the back. Another one of the mistakes I made when I was younger. I had a bad pair of fucking loafers on with like a dump truck. Again, I never understood that there was more than one step to anything of like a look. And I remember cutting, ruining essentially, when you cut the cuff off the bottom of jeans. Because I was like, and they're going to fray nice.

It takes a hundred years. You have to fray them. But it looks like someone just cut the fucking bottom of your pants off. It looks insane. You have to let the, but you lean. What we started doing in the 90s, you lean into that more. When you feel the back of your jeans hitting the ground, you start fucking really scuffing to fucking go, yeah.

I remember one time, I've never been an outfit. I'm a jeans, that's where I live. I'm this. I'm like, you know, dressed like a welder fucking on his day off. It's just a lot of denim. And the one time I was working at Macy's in Center City. And I was, this was 2009, yeah, 2009, probably even earlier. When, like, business casual was cool.

Like, you had to wear, like, a sweater vest and, like, a top. Like, that's what you would wear to the bar. And, dude, I got, I had a Macy's card, an $800 credit limit, and I bought, like, I bought the mannequin. Like, I bought, dude, it was a corduroy, it was a corduroy blazer, an argyle sweater, a white shirt under it with the tie. Who were your friends? Who are you going to meet? Alex Bekeetton? Nobody else was wearing that, dude.

I walked into the bar. I thought, dude, I was so, I was so, like, wait until he's fucking bitching. Look out mainline. And someone hit me with What's up, Mr. Feeney from Point Eats World? Dude, I wasn't even in the door. I was devastated. Weren't you hanging in the window

at J.C. Pennies an hour ago? Yeah, thank God they started stretching out to jeans a little bit. Yeah, the stretch is the best. It's the best. That's great. Especially around the way. They added it around the waist.

I used to have to like sweat, fat sweat my waist. I was going to say that there's nothing. That's why the bummer Because I'm going to wear tomorrow I'm going to throw on my just-washed jeans Because I've got to fucking do a couple of deep knee bends in them For a couple days Before we get a skank fest

Because I had to do them because in That's the ones I wore by stupidly wore to that bucks game In Tampa this weekend Where we had to walk a lot When I got back and took them off To take a shower in between When I went to go pick them back up The waist was still wet

I know that my belly when I wear jeans all day when I take my pants off it looks like they ran a fucking the Indy 500 over my stomach oh it's just the mark of the beast I said before when I said that I was like man you know it sucks

I'm looking over it and we had a shirt off and he had a big belt buckle on and you can see it hitting his gut and I go I know that you know the second you stand up that is going to hurt the rest of the night never hurts what's happening no the release the belt is a thing It's as soon as you take it off

and then it starts and then blood starts coming back to it and then you touch it and you're like what's wrong on my skin? It's the shape of everything you've been wearing. It starts healing everything all the white blood cells

stuff like it's like in a movie if somebody has a tree across their legs don't lift it up he'll kill them instantly. Don't take the rod out of it my belt was the only thing keeping me alive your family comes over

and says hi to goodbye to you I think he can hold off for 30 more minutes. Get his family over here Hey, I'm going to drop these pants in a second I just hope everything's okay Oh my God, that is That's the worst I just watched him at that roast

I'm like buddy You got it I've said I've not bought belts many times But I'm like that's a really cool belt Really cool belt and I'm like If the fucking loops of it Or whatever the enclosure is Comes bigger than the belt

I'm fucked I can't do it I remember when the West Coast choppers symbol I'm like all these things are like Chinese stars they're gonna cut into my fucking like a table saw all these things they're like oh there's the ones that had like words that went across any kind of cool thing any any fad of belt buckle I had the I had a belt buckle it was all like like diamonds and it said it's crazy it said rock but the it was in rock letters and the R almost fucking cut me open one night it's just sticking I was just sitting down like at a club and then I got up and that pain hit me and I looked down it was seconds away from piercing my stomach and just gutting me. That was a bet. Do you remember Danzig? Mother. Of course. Remember how Yokey was? He's talking to the video.

When my friends were opening for him on the tour, we got to see him backstage, and it was funny because, like, Glenn still has the belt buckle with the demon horns on it, but it's just literally poking. It looks so uncomfortable. You're like, oh, dude, change belts, man. It's what the people want. It looks so... It looks so... Every part of the demon's horns were digging into his stomach.

When he was younger, though, he could rock it. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Great singer, too. I love the misfits. He's original, right? Yeah. Hybrid moments.

They're gay, right? Are they? No. All of them? They're gay, right? I never got into him. I got into them recently. It was too spooky for me.

But I like... Yeah, they were scary. So was Pink Floyd. A kid with a Pink Floyd T-Shon in seventh grade. He smelled like smoke? Oh, I got my hoodie, by the way. I got my hoodie first gang. It was one of the ones I have to wash and dry.

Before I wear him, it says, do you run like hell be Pink Floyd? What the guy said? He doesn't even know me. Who is that? I don't know. It says... Answer it. F-H-N-Y.

Potential spam? Answer it. Well, if you just won something? No. Just answer it. Dude, I don't answer anyone's calls. No, fuck, no. No one gets a answer.

I answer them all. You do? I'm lonely. Yeah, hey, man. I love solar panels. Hey, what's up you want to chat? I believe in the sun. That's too funny.

I haven't answered his calls in months. It's just, I'm busy. What's up? I call him and I get a text back, what's up? I wouldn't even know, like, how to process the idea of not feeling, like, something flopping over a part of my body when I sit down. When I see people sit and it's just bodies, like, down and then across. What is that fucking like?

You ever see the guy? to see the guy cross his legs, but it's knee over knee. I can do that. I even as a big guy, I've been able to do that. You still can't do it? I can do it, but it hurts. Like, I can do it for like 10 minutes. I have to do the other.

It's become my go-to because it doesn't hurt now. I can't. That's, that's it. Oh, you've done it, baby. You do that and go, pass me my checkbook? That's what a rich guy does. You just sat like a rich skinny guy, Jay. Pass me my check. But the guy, some guys can do it on a plane.

I can do it. I can't on a plane. my foot always winds up in the other person's area sure yeah you gotta go towards you gotta go towards a window so I got to cross that one yeah you gotta go right well if the walls to your left you go towards wall can you go both ways yeah I have in the back I mean is it still the 80s man a lot of 80s talk tonight man a couple times on the weekends I think we really had to recap my mom definitely fuck those guys right for sure yeah she was just like Jason, no, no way.

And then it was like, I can't remember. It was a long time ago. 35 years. It was a booze cruise. She remembered all the call letters of every radio station. Yeah, I got suspect. WHSS and then changed frequencies. His manager, Marty?

You remember Marty, right? His wife, Diane. My mom likes feathered hair and mustache, though. But Joe was sitting in that room, so she probably didn't want to, you know. Joe doesn't give a shit. Joe's the one that makes fun over the most for fucking all them cops. Yeah? Yeah, she definitely had sex with those guys

There's no way It's light out They just came from a booze cruise There's booze in the room And they're taking a nice photo So you guys, moms don't party, great Also, I got a few questions The only thing that I would say would savor

Is the two guys look very similar That could be a father and a son No, that's hot But I've never seen it for it That's like brothers are A few questions Yes Guys, they're in the Bahamas I think

is the setting of this, right? Guys in jeans on a booze cruise in the Bahamas. That don't check the fuck out. Also, she's like, they got a car. These dudes got a car in the Bahamas. She's like, oh, they'll drive us home. Who the fuck has a car in a Bahamas? That was like prime cereal.

That was the golden years of serial killer. Yeah, no information's flowing. You don't just go back to a hotel with guys. A guy in jeans on a boat? So maybe the answer is my mom went, this is not even the Bahamas at all. This is a different place in Florida. It's just wildwood probably.

Where she's doing pornography. That'd be funny if he just, you looked in the, oh, that's my bedroom. She just smearing the kermit the frog. I told you that when my mom used to wear the Wii magazine t-shirt. And then it was, I realized that I get older that that's the porn magazine's logo. I don't even know that. O-U-I. It was like a French porn movie.

Oh, we. Oh, yeah. And I go, I was like, why do you have that shirt that you always wore when I was younger? And she goes, oh, I met these guys and they asked me if I, wanted to do like adult modeling and I said she was I thought about it first she goes I thought it not inside is not they go and she said they go it would be overseas only it would be overseas only and my mom said um it's like Matthew McCona Haye doing a fucking ad in Japan is the Bahamas technically overseas there's a there's a there's a body of water she was doing a

she was doing a wee shoot down to the Bahamas but she always told me and she commits to this that they offered she got on the horn again it's too late but I was going to say uh She said that they offered her to do it. She thought about it. And then she was like, nah, but what if, like, you know, what if your grandparents ever go to, like, France or something? And then they were going to, and it's like, they get into pornography. They go to a porn magazine?

Like, why would that have? And then the other thing. Estelle, look at this. That didn't even would add up first when she first told to me, or she goes. And so I decided not to do it. And then they just gave you the shirt. That's not really how that works. The shirt's like to clean yourself up with this when you're done.

If you want to wash it and dry it and get that come off. I also love she was so confident she was going to be a star over there, saying, I'll be everywhere. They're going to see me on bus stations. I'll be into movies. Like, once these fucking frogs get a load of these fucking tits. I'll be on every cover from here to fucking. Are you garbage boys?

They're on tour. Right now. Check him out this Thursday in Atlanta at the Buckhead. Feeder. Poor Bucket. And then they're going to be in Philly at the Met. December 13th their biggest show ever go be a part of it I've done their live

shows before these guys are the funniest they're so fucking fun always so happy for you guys man everything you got going on Bobby Kelly after this weekend is going to be in Providence the comedy connection I'm going to be in Salt Lake City the week after Skank Fest we're not going to be here next week so tomorrow's our last day we will be playing

the Skank Fest episode I believe right next Wednesday next Wednesday live from do not want to miss this one it's going to be a good one next Wednesday so we're all next week so we'll play it on the Wednesday when we we get back for Thanksgiving right before Thanksgiving Eve it's gonna it's not gonna be next week next week we're just a week after we still have one more live show tomorrow and then you get the

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