The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Argument Alley

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

After much anticipation, the gang finally goes to the Slipnot concert and Jay meets his daughter's boyfriend for the first time. Bobby gives his reactions to the venue, the band, and the entire experience with his son Max. Jay has first impressions of his daughter's new man and Bobby believes that Jay didn't get to know him at all. Jay gets preoccupied with a drunken couple arguing at the show and gives a play-by-play of the action. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly You know what he's saying right there Bobby is you can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes isn't that a weird lyric How that possibly happened what just happened All your microphones out God has spoken God has spoken. Uh huh. Uh huh. He smells like cocoa butter. Hell yeah.

Black Lou's smells like cocoa butter. Pina coladas. You know, there you go. What's his name from the roots? The drummer from the roots? Questlove. Questlove smells like french toast. Did you know that?

No. Yeah. Do you think that's yeah he's always just eating french toast I know it it's the oil he wears french toast I don't know but I'm dude he goes this is Cinnabon by Calvin Klein is a Cinnabon by the black dude in my corner he smells delicious every time I've been near him and I've actually mentioned it to him which I shouldn't have. That's probably strange. I was like dude you smell like French toast. He's like what? I shouldn't have. I was like your mama smell like French toast. Last night. And then it drummed on your head. Last night was, I'm gonna tell you something right now. I got a little nervous. I was a hundred percent nervous and Kim did not make it

any better when she said wall of death yes she started to scare me she started getting really worked up a wall of death what a great fan base oh yeah I mean what a great show but the whole pit that happened and it happened to me you could tell who was going in that pit. Oh yeah. I mean, there was a guy dressed like a chef. There was a chef. There was multiple people wearing one piece. Graduate?

There was a graduate? There was a ghoul graduate. There was a ghoul graduate? Graduating class of 1990, ghoul. Yeah. He was wearing a graduation gown and just put like last second, like, oh, let me put some black makeup

some places on my face. All right, I'm gonna go. Just looked like a pleasant enough kid. He just was dressed like an idiot for some reason. Yeah, he looked like he worked at GameStop and got out early. And the guy behind us looked like he would kill, he was in Mad Max 1, 2, and 3.

Just ripped his shirt off, like crazy shredded. And had tattoos everywhere, weird haircut. The black dude dude black dude. Yeah, he wasn't shredded Bobby So you think sure it looks like to you and me it is it was more shredded than we are But that guy had a pretty basic bod, but he was just tall I mean that is a weird thing to really come in on because he was shredded not shredded What do you see was that guy shredded? The tall black guy with a shirt off. It wasn't shredded at all. The guy with, the guy who took his shirt off? Absolutely, we all sat there and watched Biggest Shirt Off.

The taller, yeah. I'm gonna go through the video, because I think I have my video. Go through the video, the guy's not shredded. He was definitely like. Oh, I was talking about your daughter's boyfriend. I'm sorry. Oh, you, mother fucker.

Wrong guy, I fucked up. We didn't see his body fully. Well, he did show, when you went and got water, he did take his shirt off. Oh no, and they put it back on before I came back, because, oh, he goes, that motherfucker coming back, let me put my shit away. Highlight of the night, look, I was scared

of all this other stuff, I was more scared. Well, what do you wanna talk about first, the concert or the buildup to the concert? We need to talk about the buildup to the concert. We can go right from there. We left work yesterday. We left work yesterday. We left work yesterday. Now, Kim and her lovely boyfriend Chuck.

God bless USA. God bless the USA. Yep, right-wing Bobby is in love. With Chuck. I mean, Chuck is a man's man. You cannot like Chuck. You can't like Chuck. His voice is deep.

He was in the military. Nice. Nice. Just super nice. Confident. Yeah, in a world of comedians, comes and hangs, not like left out of the mix. He said, I don't want to go up. Why?

I don't want to be one of those guys. He sat downstairs. Yeah, he goes, I don't want him to think that I'm trying to get on the air, so I'll just go hang downstairs. I'll go to a bar and just kick it. That's what he did. Went to a bar and kicked it, had probably had like some weird drink talked to some other vet

Oh threw down his coin. Yeah, throw it out his coin. What do they call those? I don't know the coin they give you when you do a comedy show for them Comedy coins no not comedy coins. There was such with a C commander commander coins. You're right there though Come on challenge coins challenge coins. Mm-hmm. Cunt coins, challenge coins. Challenge coins. I got a bunch of those. I cheated, I looked up and she had it all. That sucks. I really thought you got it.

I also thought the question sucks. Well I had the answer. I'd have been lying if I didn't tell you the answer then. What is this? This is what Questlove wears. Buddy, it's. Baby buttercream? Yep, Miss Jessie's buttercream.

I wanna wear it. Oh that's funny, Miss Jessie makes the product that Howard Stern used in his hair forever. Remember how you always say that? Miss Jessie's like something curl. Oh, it's his hair that smells like french fries. It might be his hair. God damn it.

It's probably his hair cream. I wanna be around him. Yeah. Mm, mm. Again, talking about your daughter's boyfriend. You motherfucker. The thing is. So we left here.

We left here. Seven o'clock, we dilly dallyed outside. Yeah, God bless. You motherfucker. The thing is. So we left here. We left here. Seven o'clock, we dilly dallyed outside. Yeah, God bless. We walked over. Him and her boyfriend. And the girls came too. Max and Chuck, the sisters, Nicole and Maggie walked over.

We all just took the walk. We all went to go get Max. We got Max, Don dropped Max off, picked him up. He was a little, something happened between them I found out later by the way. I had a day. You guys had a couple of pull off conversations where you're like, hey where's Bobby?

And having a serious conversation with Max for a second. He came in hot, he was in the car with her, she's been hot, she's been doing everything. She's been doing it all. Stressful. She's got a whole notebook full of shit moving is stressful as balls Buddy, it's the worst thing I've been through in years. It's it's the worst It's the literally and it's so I told her today. I go she's like I gotta go

I and I don't know how I don't know how to be funny Like I gotta go and be funny and do a show tonight and do two bonfires, and my brain is fucked with windows and doors and toilets and Verizon and neighbors and fences and. Multiple nozzle showers. All this, five head, I mean it is all beautiful problems. When you break it down, I'm gonna have a six and a half foot shower. Six and a half foot shower with a fuck stool.

With a bench, yeah. A jack stool. All great stuff, put it out there, it's awesome. So anyways, they got into some shit yesterday. So he came in with a kinda toot, and he was exhausted. She had him out all day doing fuckin' toilet shit. Yeah, welcome to the party, kid. You're a kid.

It's part of being a kid. You gotta do it, you gotta get that child. We were walking, 11 years old, a bunch of us old fogies, your 11 year old son, we were leaving us there, I was like, do we have to walk? Come on, Max, you're the one who should be making us walk. Well, he was a little tired, I get it, and he was a little mentally, so I had to pull him aside a couple times

and be like, listen to me, we can leave right the fuck now. I have no problem walking away from this. You gotta pull it together. I'm sorry a couple times and be like, listen to me, we can leave right the fuck now. I have no problem walking away from this. You gotta pull it together. And we did it once and then, I don't know, something happened again and I pulled him away again. I didn't see anything, I just saw you guys having a talk. He seemed fine.

I just knew that he was off. Gotcha. He was going off a little bit and we're about to go have a good time and you need to, whatever the fuck happened with you and mom, you need to shake it off and be with us right now, and know that if you're gonna be stupid about this, we're gonna have to take off.

You act like this when you're going to see Taylor Swift, not Slipknot. Yeah, you act like this when you're with your mom, not dad. Yeah, when he left Slipknot, was he like, parents don't even matter, dude. Well, here's the thing, I told like, parents don't even matter, dude. Well, here's the thing, I told Christine, he walked away from me and just went up with you. Didn't look back.

I was showing him all the butts that his dad thinks are too big. I go, Max, your father thinks that girl's butt, that's great, right, too big. And then I caught him one time, there was a girl walking, I mean, no bra, honkers bouncing, and I just watched him look, and there was a girl walking, I mean, no bra, honkers bouncing, and I just watched him look and I was like,

you looked too? And he just went, yeah. A little boy looked down. I go, we walked by Penn Station, I was like, this is where the Drebs of society funnel into the shitty city. You can watch all these freaks and weirdos and pieces of garbage and then eventually

DJ Lou coming through here. Port Authority. Port Authority, yeah, yeah, yeah. Port Authority is where it was. The bus station. Yeah, the bus depot where trash goes. Not and trash. No, not you though.

It's dregs, not dreads of society. Dregs? I said drebbs and that's wrong. Yes sir. Dregs, look at that, you learned something. Those are my people. The d that's wrong. Dregs. Look at that, you learned something. Those are my people. The Dregs? The Dregs.

Well, he, yeah, he, once we had the little chat, he took off with you, and he didn't even turn around to, like, look where I was. Like, I was expecting a little turnaround, like, you there, Dad? Just left with Jay. Just while you and Christine took off, didn't give a shit.

He was cute though when we lost you like inside the stadium and just he tapped me and goes, I don't know where my dad is. And I was like, come on. I go, let's go. I think he's back yet. Let's go wait for him. We wait until we saw you.

Thank you so much. That makes me, cause it really hurt me last night. I don't know where my dad is. I felt like last night was when he left me. Like he's done with me. Well, cool uncle Jay is a very fun guy for little Max I tell you what I got a he really is and I love that he hangs out with Jay because I

Can't do what you do and I can't and I want to but I can't not yet I can't I don't remember what you said at one point Jay Well, man, I always point out like when dude, you gotta, no, we were fun. Well, man, I always point out, when I see the girls walking with their asses out or something, I always get back and go, here you go, kiddo. This is what I wish my uncle would do for me when I was younger, like, check that out.

You were like, see that window up there? Back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, Jay! Oh, yeah. I go, Mac, you're some crazy? This place used to be a comedy club. Now, if you went outside after your set

and smoked cigarettes right by that deli right there that last window was the last stall of the women's bathroom and you could just watch women pee all night long and then a fat black lady caught us and came out and yelled at us and then we didn't do it again you know why you would want to watch yeah of course he does. We couldn't smoke cigarettes, watching women pee, and then the worst part, fat black woman caught us. That's the part that's going to come back and haunt me.

And I was like, lady, we weren't excited about watching you. You were just the one who went and happened to go in that stall. But that was the only J that we had. J, J. It wasn't about watching them pee. You didn't see them pee. The toilet was below the window thing. It was a weird number of them would almost disrobe before sitting down.

It was like crazy. Like a real, they know there's an open window next to them and they would like tit check and you know turn around and look at their ass in something a couple times and then pull their pant. It was like, we would sit there and just take in a show. Dinner and a show. It was so great, and I was just trying to share that with young Max. We're in a society now where he probably can't do that.

Keyword, young Max, 11. Maybe wait like four years. Yeah, the vibrators, the big asses in the vibrators, I'm fine with that. In the window, that's fine. But the fat black pissing chick. The way he's catching us. Yeah, that. That was... I think that's fine, but the fat black Yeah, that yeah, that was I think it's a conversation with max I was like and she came out all pissed off as it was like nobody was excited to watch you pee old lady

Anyway, make it right here Mommy, do you know watching girls pee? It's not what happened Like seeing naked women, he's gonna I don't care that they're being, and I didn't see them pee. We were watching them disrobe, and they did it in front of a fucking window. It was crazy. Still bad. Listen, the pee and the disrobe.

Well, I'll just so you guys know, Dan Soder and Dave Smith and Lewis were there too. Wow. You're throwing Danny Boy under the bus? So everybody goes down. They were all there watching too. Everyone thought it was a great idea. There's no way Dan watched.

Absolutely. There's no way Dan watched for more than a second when I don't want to do this. Maybe. He may have been the first one to walk away because of his gay morals. My little Danny boy did not watch for more than a couple seconds and then got a hold of himself and went, this isn't my thing. Oh yeah. What naked girls is in this thing? Yeah, I guess that makes sense. No, naked fat black woman taking a piss.

You can't choose who goes to take a piss in that stall. It was the last of like seven stalls. I'd open that stall myself and I'd look at a window and I'd go, I'll wait for the next stall. I'm not gonna go in a full windowed stall. It was a crazy setup. So anyways, so we got to the concert and it was a nice little walk. It was a great walk. A lot of time to think about what was about to happen. It was a perfect walk

because we didn't have to see the other bands. I mean, perfect concert. Go in, we ate. Oh yeah, milled around a little bit. But here's the problem too. We went in, we ate. Perfect. We got merch right away cuz you know merch Bob. I got I chilled out there. I got one hoodie I didn't get myself great hoodie though Well, that was what was funny So you guys were in line to get merch and I guess it just went really fast and we saw you and max Talking and we're gonna I was like, oh no, I think they're having a I didn't see you were putting a sweatshirt Oh, no, they're having yet another talk. You're having a talk I was just trying to find it. What do you He goes, oh no, they're having yet another talk. We thought you were having a talk. And we're like, oh no, the guy burns everything. And he was putting a hoodie on him. I was just trying to find out what hoodie you wanted.

No, no, you were putting it on him. You were putting it on him. I'll put it on you. But I was like, you guys were so close because you were putting it on him. We didn't see the shirt at first. We were like, oh no, they're having another thing. Is this family falling apart in front of us?

We had two things, but the things had to be straightened out. Sure. Because sometimes the kids can't shake it off. Whatever happened between him and Dawn, and I had a talk with her today, I was like, listen, Eleven, you're doing all this shit that's boring to him.

It's his summer vacation. You can't talk to him like he's me. You can't be like, Mac, you gotta talk to him like, listen, if he does something stupid, be like, hey, I don't like when you do that. You can't yell at him. He's going to a new neighborhood, new house, new school. I tell you what happened today too, she called me up.

She goes, four boys just came to the house. We're on a cul-de-sac. There's a basketball hoop. Right, out front. Four boys came to the house, rang the doorbell, and asked to play with Max. Really? Aw.

I'm so. That's so sweet. It almost teared me up. Just so you know, Don called me and said they raped him. What? They're his age. They're not raped, they're his age. Doesn't matter.

It's not teenage boys that were. Oh yeah. You can't rape another 11 year old. Wanna bet? Yes. What do you wanna put on that? I'll put a lot, first of all, none of the people in that neighborhood is raping Max.

If they get raped, it's Max. Max will do the raping. I'm not saying this, no. You're almost coming to say that. I'm not saying that. No. No, Max, I'm just saying Max is a big. Look out, upstate New York.

No, no. Orphan Bob's son, crazy Max the Rapist. Does Max play basketball? He plays basketball like me. But he can go like shoot around with them? He can shoot around. With these white kids? Yeah.

Oh, then everyone's fine to play. Well, for, I have these white kids. What do you think I move for? Ah. I want all my basketball games to be exclusively white people. I wasn't crying because the kids came to play with Max. I was crying. He goes, all four of them were white?

Shut up. Oh my God, we did it. We can't believe this is a crazy neighborhood. We made it. Remember when we first moved into another place and Hispanic boys came up to fight Max the first day? Hey, we are your son's ear. He's got to join or die.

Bloody and bloody, is he? Um, so we show up to the concert. We walk. We take our lovely we show up to the concert. We walk, we take our lovely walk. We take the walk. It was a good walk. I liked it. It was a lovely walk. I mean, we lied to Kim. We told her it was an eight-minute walk. It was more of a 25.

It was about a 20-minute walk. 20-minute. We lied the whole time. She came up, is there any further? We're like, just a minute. And then we got there. Well, learn the city, bitch. You know where Madison Square Garden is. 34th. We got in, learn the city, bitch. You know where Madison Square Garden is? 34th. We got in, got merch, went in. No, no, no.

You're jumping ahead now. You're already inside. Wait, what happened? Outside? The whole big thing of outside. I mean. You mean gorgeous? Shut up.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let me tell you something. When we stopped, I was like, what are we stopping here for? And then when you're like, this is where it's happening. Well, I just said, let me tell you something. We stopped, when we stopped, I was like, what are we stopping here for? And then when you're like, this is where it's happening. Well, I just said, no, I go, this is a good spot to meet up. I was like, it's just like, I could tell Isabella to go,

it was 33rd and Broadway. Max said, is this where, Max probably goes, is this where we meet him? Yeah, so we were there for about five minutes before they got there. Very quick. Just, just stay in there I'm texting her where we're at and everything and then Christine just goes Over my shoulder and they walked up together and

I was like, oh wow. It's very real. It's crazy every bit very very very It's crazy. He was every bit... Very, very, very, uh, very sweet. Very handsome, very tall. I saw the picture. He towered over you. Think so? I'll chop that motherfucker down with two shots. I'll tell you what. Jay shook his hand and he baited you.

What do you mean? When I shook his hand, I shook his hand like this. And I looked at him, and I was like, hey, man, it's nice to meet you. And I kept eye contact until he looked away. He went down like that. When you shook his hand, you went, hey, how are you? And then you kind of.

Oh, did I fail? You baited. He kept eye contact, and you went, you kind of did a weird lean. And you looked down, you half leaned in, you broke eye contact and you went you kind of did a weird lean I look down you half leaned in you broke eye contact Sorry, my my sort of think about all the places those that hand has been I Started thinking I go is it gonna be rude to pure all after this For him so after you do I bait I I outfit him back for you

I made sure I kept eye contact until he looked down. Oh, so he bitched me immediately. I mean, dude, whatever happened between you, I've never, you went, you look like you were meeting somebody famous. It was fucking weird. Your energy flopped. It's the first time I'm meeting anybody

who's with my daughter. You look like Marilyn Manson came up. That's the type of energy that was happening. Oh, yeah, like, hey, nice to meet you. You became cordial, jovial Jay. Did you do your after the show handshake? Hey. Oh, no, I was talked out of a two- do two hands of a two-hand the father. I went yeah, you went one hand eye to eye

broke contact failed leaned in and Almost did a hug. No you went like this. No end of the night one now. Oh boy. We were at a One of those yeah Yeah, yeah. A half-hug, pull-in, handshake. Smelled his mouth. And then I did smell his mouth, which he did find odd. No, so we see, they walk up, and Isabella's all slip-knot concerted out.

She's got on the wacky makeup and her contact lenses and all the shit. We went in, first of all I'm gonna say this about this kid, right away great guy. Sweetheart, yeah very very nice dude. You learned about him right? Tell us some stuff about him. Mmm what do you mean did I learn? What did you learn? You must have talked to him. It's your daughter's boyfriend. You must have had a little conversation with him. You didn't question it? Yeah I did. I know a talked to him. It's your daughter's boyfriend. You must have had a little conversation with him. You didn't question it? Yeah, I mean like what? I did, I know a lot about him.

We had a brilliant conversation. Oh, well I was off. Don't tell anyone. I was off. You must have learned of where he's from. Sorry. Where his mom's from. I just wanted to make sure everybody was having a good time

so I went and got all of the drinks for everybody so it took a while for Lee to pour them all, I guess, while Bobby was falling in love. I did this out front and before. No way. Okay, I will say, I was definitely outside in willing to go in any direction that wasn't like a direct, I don't know, do you know what I mean? I was definitely probably looking for like, little like, okay, talking to Bobby now in the conversation, like all of us were there.

But it's like, oh, I'll talk to Bobby and they're like, they're here next to us. Cause I didn't even know. I walked up and engaged him. I was like, what's up man? Will you marry me? No. No.

No. No. Will you be my son? Hey, you don't need this bitch. You come with me, Will you marry me? I know what he does for work. I know where he... What he does for work?

Where was he born? California? It was California. He was not born in California. New York. What? What? Where is he from?

Where is his origins from? Where is his family from? New York? No. But that's, he went to origins from? Where's his family from? New York? No. But that's, he went to school there with that. Where is his mom from? Where is his family from? Oh, they're southern.

What? Nope, no they're not. No, no, southern isn't Carmel with curly hair. Oh, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico. No! Florida, Florida? Oh Dominican Florida That's our Puerto Rico Cuban no Cuba no We're at a Hispanic place

Spanish Harlem no The kitchen at Caroline's. No. Okay. You didn't talk to him at all? I did talk to him. Where he's from, where he went to school, what he does for work. What did you talk to him about? What position does he have?

I assume behind or on top. Why are you making me think of that? Well, he's definitely not getting on top. He'll kill her. He's eight feet tall, dude. Well, I'd like to say if she's like her mom, she could take dick, but I'll never know if her mom could take dick.

Neither will Christine. Listen. Yes? He's from originally Panama. Uh-uh. Yes! What do you mean, uh-uh? Yes!

Moved up to the Bronx. Was born in the Bronx! Moved to California when he was around six or seven. And... Couldn't get a Panama song? Panama. Oh no, Panama by... Yeah, Panama by... And that's where this little tall glass of water was born and then they moved to Cali for a new fresh start and that's where he got a job and he moved up in three years to supervise people underneath them but he's not gonna stand there forever it's only for his resume it looks good on the resume for

the things he's gonna do next and what is he gonna do next who knows but I'm looking but right now I'm enjoying life I'm enjoying some puss okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. My daughter's boyfriend is half black and half from Panama. Woo! Panama.

Woo! Where's he from? Panama. Half black and half from Panama. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Ain't nothing like him. A chocolate machine. A chocolate machine. And a pretty big wing.

Hot shoes, boiling down the avenue. I batted around. I couldn't tell you what shoes he was wearing, because I batted around for some reason. This made me feel as fake as I've seen my mom be around black friends. I was going to go, oh, I should go over and look at his shoes and be like, guys got a nice shoe game. And I was like, I didn't do it. I'm not going gonna say it. I didn't say it. I didn't do it. Good thing you didn't. It wasn't a great shoe. He did have six shoes.

They were? Oh, yeah. We don't know shoes. What were they? We don't know young people's shoes. Those are Rick Owens. Oh, okay. Big feet?

Big feet. Of course. Listen to me. Listen to me. What the fucking difference does that make, Jacob? Hey, Jacob, Jacob. Big everything. Come on, now. Dude, when he shook my hand,

his middle finger went up to my wrist Oh my god tickled my wrist like there. Yeah, such a big penis, but in shape not like I mean He hid everything but that kids in shape. Yeah. Yeah, he's he's in shape When he gets something he's in it He can throw down my daughter's boyfriend's hip black and the other hip is Panama. Your grandkids are. Did we get to the quiet part yet?

He goes, oh, skin a little bit hot tonight. I can barely see Slipknot from the heat coming off the road. He's back. So. Put my finger in. Sorry. Anything else, Bobby, that I need to know about this guy Did all the parent the the dad ask?

Listen, I think he does right away and this was sort of uncomfortable, but I'm glad he did it though Bobby did it right away He was oh, come on. We got to get and he just shoved the three of us Me is what I know a picture and we're everyone in the picture. Just kind of like okay, but I was like together Okay, okay. There we go. That's the one he sent to you guys So far like well, I'm glad Bobby's a grandmother. He did do the right thing there, but it is a- I needed to get the, because the Empire State Building was in the background,

so I needed to get perspective of how big this kid really was. That felt like a racist joke when you said it out loud. That made me immediately uncomfortable. Maybe I think in that way, that I'm like, that's not a good, because Bobby goes, I swear to you, he goes, he goes, wait, stand over there. He goes, I wanna have the Empire State Building in that way, but I'm like, that's not a good... Because Bobby goes, I swear to you, he goes, he goes, wait, stand over there.

He goes, I want to have the Empire State building in the back. Or I go, what the fuck is that doing, Bobby? What are you doing? He's from Panama. He's from Panama, dude. He's not... Well, yeah, but he's half black. And the other half's from Panama.

Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. Ooh. Ah, and she got a little... I can barely see my daughter because he got his arms wrapped around her. Woo, woo. I'm gonna go get some water. Let you guys cool off while Bobby and his son stare you awkwardly. Think of me

Your daughter from your house now You'll never see her She's in Cali I pay her rent so she can fuck a guy from Panama He's a supervisor he could pay her rent now Dude, I went I found out he is a supervisor at his job and he three years He went up from low level entry position in three years he went up from low-level entry position in three years there's only two people above him really and the job the people above him he's

like I'm not really interested in those jobs I'm kind of fine where I am now everybody's kind of I go did you I did you really get all of this I feel you guys talked for two cumulative minutes. No, time flew. Time flew. See, listen, time goes by faster for you. When that kid weaves a tale, I mean, you just sit back and the clock disappears. Dude, I, cause I wanted to know about the kid,

cause I knew you failed with your handshake. You saw me have the handshaking that was done? Yeah, you couldn't even look him in the eye for more than a second, never mind have a conversation. I texted Isabella, I go, did I do good dadding last night? And I'll be honest with you, she didn't answer. She didn't answer me either.

Yeah, cause you did good buddying. Did I do good dadding last night? You guys were pals. It's delivered to her. Oh my God, you think she hasn't looked at her phone yet? It might've been. Cause they haven't stopped. By the way, she's in a bathtub right now soaking it.

Oh. She's soaking a coochie and Epson saw right now that Panama No, he loved he no, I'm telling you he like a good time Why did she text us back? I think he laughed a lot because she had an uncircumcised Panama finger all night here Panama She's been wrestling at anaconda all night Panama thinger all night here. Panama. She's been wrestling at Anaconda all night. Because he's...

Because he's using the phone that I pay for to call his family in Panama. Gagang, gang, gagang, gagang. He's, uh, yeah, he's got, this kid has got his shit to get. Yo, Mr. O, your daughter lets me use your Uber account. No, it's funny, I got, I was getting them an Uber after the concert, and I didn't know, I was like your address Isabella and she was like yeah, and I was just like What am I sending them back to so?

frazzled by that so So frazzled by that that first I get a call I send him in the Uber, and I get a call five minutes later, were you with me Bobby when this happened? You were, right? And they go, hey, you sent us in an Uber to your house, and I went, oh, I'll put your address in. Like, what the fuck? He's taken out all his slipknot aggression on his daughter.

That constantly wanna be aggressive. So what about walking in? We went inside, I mean, flowed in, no problems, it was great, ran in. Very easy getting in. Got merch quick, no big line. Then we got. Sold out show too.

Food, we got some food. We went and got some food, got drinks for everybody. Then you failed again. So here's where the night takes what could have been for days and days and weeks and maybe months of content and drops. And this is where Jay is great, by the way. I'm not good at when people, things are happening,

I get, you know, I told you, I have first and sixth gear. Jay has these other gears he can go in. He's not afraid of people and situations. He'll go right in, right next to somebody and talk about them and they won't even hear him. You're wrong about not being afraid of it. I don't like confrontation at all. What I've just come to learn from doing this for so long

is that most people in the world are in their own, they are not paying attention to you. I'm very like, I'm always kind of people watching and taking, a lot of people don't do that. You can tell if somebody's doing that, but there was a couple that was so drunk, right where we started like posted up to eat our food real quick.

This couple, and it's a thing, this guy is a statue. And I mean a fat sunburned face, like long gray hair mess. Yeah, definitely has like an older pontoon boat on the lake somewhere. Absolutely, but this guy was just sitting there. He just had a Slipknot concert, he's an older guy. 50s, probably, maybe like late 50s.

He was like an older 50 though. Yeah, he has a couple old cars in his driveway that he's not really getting to, but someday he's gonna get to, probably not. And he's with a girl who definitely 20 years ago had a, was probably hot, 25 years ago, probably hot, and about 10 years ago probably still had a killer body, but it's all going away now.

And her body was just like this weird fricasseed thing, and she felt because she had tattoos up her like rib cage and stuff and it was like just left of sexy because her voice was wretched and she was going through every emotion possible with a guy and I'm just narrating it she's as close as close as black Louis to me now she's Jacksonville hot like Jacksonville you know I mean that body okay voice you know it was it was uncomfortable yeah body body okay no more but right she wasn't like it looked like this guy deals with this because he does think

she looks pretty fucking good still you know I mean if it makes sense but she while we're watching them and I mean at a point six people eating burgers in a semicircle staring at them five feet away from them she still proceeded to go through she was crying at him yelling in his face hitting him like slapping him a bunch and then grabbing him and shaking him and then laughing and and shaking him and then Laughing and then hugging him and then like kind of like falling on his chest and being like you big galoot thing All of that while this guy just stood there straight face the entire time and once in a while he'd go What do you want me to do and she would just go through all of these things?

But James commentating it is said I'm sitting there with Max Max is so Loving this he's Jay loving every second I'm like hey stay mind your business Jay's commenting on the whole thing he's going through it all he's coming up to everybody if they just chose to they could hear what I'm saying for sure I'm saying it so six people around me can hear it yeah And we're really close, and I'm going like, oh, she's hitting them. And then she'll be like, my friend died and you don't even care.

I go, oh, so she's upset about the friend dying, and this guy just does not seem like a hyper emotional dude. I'm just narrating the whole thing for them. Then they take off down a hallway that is an elevator bank that dead ends into a glass window. With a bench. With a bench. And they go down there for a while.

So everyone's like, while this party's over, they're down there arguing. I was like, no, they're oblivious. We walked halfway down that aisle. When he says we, he says me and Max. Me and Max. And Christine at points walked halfway down that thing and I just leaned against the wall Ten feet fifteen feet from them

Maybe just so we can listen to them and then by the way We started a trend other people were going in there looking for people who work there that were looking To go in the elevators would like go to push the elevator button They would be like what's this and I go. Oh, it's great Now we just give him the full rundown at full volume They're fighting because I think our friend of hers died and he's not showing enough emotion But I think this guy is not very emotional, but he's very emotional foot away from them Yeah, I mean him and Max are feet away from he's telling everyone what's happening And then Christine would pop in and then so we come back out for a while we go back we come back out

Bobby popped in for a few minutes and Bobby was like, I don't know how you do it, dude, but Bobby's in For like the it's funny. We're a good team Bobby because like where I stop sometimes you'll go and vice versa Because I this next one was not in my wheelhouse of comfort at all I said, Bobby. I have first and sixth gear. Yeah, first and sixth gear. Bobby didn't even wanna get involved in watching these people at all.

But when I laid down the idea that Bobby, go at the end of this hallway and sit next to them on the bench. Like sit next to the girl on the bench and see if they just keep, I bet they just keep fighting or going through whatever they're going through. But you said, I'm going to videotape it.

I go, I'm going to video it. So I start videoing. And Bobby walks down that hallway and sits right down on the thing. And he's doing, it's like a Mr. Bean. He's like, you know, like, looking at a paper and everything to be like sitting down, whatever he's sitting down for. They go from arguing to engaging with Bobby a little bit. I think the guy may have high-fived them now

I move in now It's what's going on once they're all being nice and they're loose and going Bobby I come in with the camera against my chest when I walk in and I'm like I'm like Bobby. What the hell are we with the shows here? I bought these tickets and you're like I just sort of fight with Bobby and Bobby's okay. I'm coming He starts faltering to is like I'm sorry go no sorry's not a thing if we're getting shut up when I'm talking to which by she said to this guy a thousand times shut up when I'm talking I was shut up when I'm talking Bobby and but and we walk out of there and Bobby's

like I'm sorry go sorry means nothing here sorry guys so I think we acknowledge something about I'm like I'm like I know this is argument alley so we had to take it here too it was a perfect sketch we walk other and I'm laughing so hard and I pull the phone away from my chest and hit Uh, and it stopped recording only when I hit stop recording what I realized is that it starts recording because I recorded none of it Not once all the recording is is me going you hear you just see the video is Bobby walking and me going. Oh, no, that's the video all we have. Oh no. And it was, I'm not an influencer man, we need camera work at all times. That was such a funny thing we would have had. We got minutes, you'd hear the couple's

voices, you hear how much louder she was and how much this guy was like, I don't know, why? My friend is dead. Somewhere in the midst, they're like, should we still go to Slipknot? I'm like, yeah, let's go to Slipknot still. I don't know if I'm going to freak out since my friend just died. You don't seem to care. Well, let's go see. Jay walked up, it was full character.

She's not yelling at me. I pick up on it right away. I felt like it was an owl in the monkeys again. I mean, our improv was, it was awesome. I went back, he came back at me. He had the camera right there. You incorporated them. I was giving them like, I'm sorry.

Like, I'm sorry this isn't your guys problem. We're, you know, it's argumentality. And as soon as he comes back, he goes, got it. Boom, hits it here, beep. He had a little click, click. We've all been there. No, I haven't. You don't make it.

You know who hasn't been there? Well, the start camera does not work, though. Me and Paco have never been there. Paco's never been there. We're influencers. It's not definitive enough. You're not definitive enough. Don't blame yourself.

Bobby went, I got so worked up, and I went out and I pushed that button. I know I pushed that button, man. Yeah, I bet you did. Award-winning. I probably just did like a two tap and it starts going and then turns right off because it's reading both. I don't know what happened, but it went so bad.

I don't know why I'm giving excuses to Paco. Paco, cameras and things, everything went crazy. I was so scared back there. Look how great that was. And you were nowhere. This is when Jay went down. Max is down the hallway with this couple. And Christine, Christine's still there kicking in.

Christine and Max are down there. Jay had just come back. He was right next to him. And this is my video because I am a content creator. Is that what they call me now? Can we at least say that I'm looking pretty slim in that picture? You look, dude, you look crazy. I told Max to go pretend like you're talking to me. Her friend killed himself, and he's not being very sensitive about that.

And he meant something to her. Sure she still came to the Slipknot show and got obliterated drunk and creating a major problem and oblivious to the world around her, but this is him. This one's on him. She's batshit, but this guy is emotionless. I mean a doorknob. Get closer. But this guy is emotionless. I mean a doorknob. Get closer. She's covering his mouth and going, shut up! Yeah, she's covering his mouth because every time he tries to say something, she wants to talk. Jay goes right back down the hallway.

By the way, that's what I do. I go back down the hallway and I just point at things that aren't happening. I walk down the hallway and just look up a bunch and I go, is this, oh okay, that's where I'm talking to the guy and he's like, oh yeah, that light is that. It's actually my job. But I go, he goes, that bald guy right there worked there and he just goes, this is great, huh? And I was like, yeah, yeah, you just gotta point at things and he goes, oh that light's actually out.

Which it is, he goes, I actually have to fix that. Hey, thank you for that. Now if we only had the other. Look at this, we're all staring. We're in a hallway and the only people in there are six people staring at them. That's how oblivious these people are. Bobby's filming, Isabelle and her boyfriend

are also watching from behind the camera. This, if we had your part, it would have been a complete scene. It was, that's, it'll be one of my greatest regrets. You could have gave that video to Gil. I was telling Bobby. Oh, Gil would have loved this memory. They sent Bobby to go sit on the bench,

and I was like, Bobby, don't do it. Bobby, stop, don't. And he just went and just masterfully. Six gear summer, baby. I mean, six gear summer, dude. Six gear summer. It's Bobby Ghost, that's it. He was like, I don't want to get involved in this at all. And I go, Bobby, why don't you get too involved? He's like, I mean six gear summer summer. It's Bobby goes. That's it He was like, I don't want to get involved in this at all and I go Bobby. Why don't you get too involved?

Bobby how you got there and get crazy involved. All right now we're talking turkey Then we went into the into the car. I mean we had these these were unbelievable standing room only What a general mission. Yeah, I was a little nervous because you could see people winding up, but I am, as soon as I knew I was with Jay's daughter's boyfriend, I felt safer. Okay, I was also making you feel safe, I think. Not really. Okay.

No, you were smoking and holding a drink. I was. I had a lot of drinks and cigarettes. He really having him near us at this, because he was, Jay was having a good time. Jay was silly. And look, I know Jay, you got my back or anything happens. He's there or if anything happens to Max,

I'd have to be like Jay. Well, also a couple times on the show, I like position Max to be in place. I'm like, come here, because these guys are kind of barreling through here. Yeah, he would, 100%. But he was more stoic. Yeah.

Like his energy was, I don't know, tip of the spear. You know what I mean? There's guys in the Army, but then there's the tip of the spear energy. Jay had Army energy. Just here to fuck the locals. He had Bill Murray and Stripes energy. Yeah.

No, I'll tell you what, it was interesting to watch. So I said a couple things. Now we go on to the concert. I do want to know what Max's experience with it was afterwards. But during it, just to say what mine was with the show and the distractions, because I didn't know. We kept saying, what was the speculation on their level of affection? Do you know what I mean?

They would show. When you left. Stop. I have a photo. There's no left. I have photos. There's no left until, this is before I left, I'm saying. Oh, before you left.

When you did left, there was affection immediately. There was affection the whole time. You may not have been looking the whole time. There was way more affection when you left. What does that mean? That means that they got snuggly-wuggly. That's fine. No, it's fine. No, it's fine. Did they that mean? That means that they got snuggly-wuggly. That's fine. No, it's fine. Did they make out? Did they make out? No, because your daughter's lipstick is literally a makeout alarm. It was.

Anybody who makes out with your daughter, it looks like they were murdered. Yeah, or they were sucking someone's asshole. They were sucking someone's asshole Lipstick that was it was slip not night. Yeah, you cannot you cannot redo that quickly. No, that's not a show Thanksgiving Yeah, I mean even though we wouldn't have saw it on him, but Make out or you just wash off the middle of your makeup But when you guys know when we were there Bob, I'm tell you I've watched it all night it was like very quickly it was Like his arm around her like like she was you know back to his chest and his arm like around like you know under Her like neck basically and like that a bunch and then the two arms over like her

Like while she was in front of him and then at one point Side like her like arm over her your baby girl and then she and then she acted yeah holding around his waist and there was a few like said with Max and everybody actually I just happen to be in the position like closest to the pit area so when people would kind of come through you just kind of like pans out or whatever but I saw him do that a few times, like turn her away from like a thing and put his arm out and stuff. And you look at that thing like,

what, she doesn't need me to stop man from hurting her? Jay, Jay. He'll take it from here. Jay, Jay, Jay, none of us needed you last night. No. I'll tell you what, there was a guy, there was some oof in front that kept backing up, literally standing a half an inch away from Christine's face.

Bizarrely unnecessary. Now that, if that was the boyfriend, he would have pushed him away. Jay went like this, this guy, look at this guy. He went, look at this guy. Christine? No, that Jay got, yeah. I put. He went, look at this guy. Christine? No, that jerk-out, yeah. I put a hand on his back at one point

and pushed him forward and then he moved over. And then I said, this guy's out of it, so let's just get in front of him. But I absolutely put hands on that guy, Bobby. Don't you tell fibs. I'll just say this, you lightly put hands on him and then you said, well, I was gonna shove him out of the way. He was like dopely just stumbling back.

So you're like, buddy. Then you went like this, let's just go around the front. Hey, you know what, Christine? Why don't we just move around for a minute? Let's avoid the problem and just take it around the block. There's got to be a place where we're accepted. Christine, let's just stay in first gear on this one because I don't think sixth gear is needed.

Yes. Oh, dude, we all went in front of that oof. Yeah, they were so cute together. That was the thing I texted her this morning. I was like, you guys are too cute. You have to send the, when you guys went to get water, I took a photo of them. I sent this to you, right?

Yeah. No, oh yeah, it was a video. Let me tell you, as soon as you- It's a video. Well, it's one of those photo me say as soon as you it's a video as soon well. It's a one of those photo videos Because when you hold it's gonna play but it's called a it's called a live video got you It's a live a live photo on iPhone, but as soon as you left man did they get cozy ah? And I in the video you can smile

So happy and he was he had his arms around her and your daughter's tall. How tall is your daughter? Six foot. He was towering over her. Six five. Yeah, man. He was all,

At least six five. All a bit of six five. He's six five and I think she's five 11 because he was a decent amount taller. I mean he's gonna be six seven with that Afro too. He's six five, you're five nine. Beautiful hair. Beautiful, I mean dude he had so glow. Oh and then I saw, he's gonna be 6'7 with that afro to 6'5 your five nine beautiful hair

Oh and then I saw by the way I saw so at one point I noticed he's so tall when he was leaning over to chin on my daughter's shoulder I don't see like little like devil horn things in his hair and I was like are those uh like implants like you know people get like the uh, Yeah that's what he did. The piercing implants and he was like, what? And he goes, what in the, and then Isabella was like, no no that's just hair clips so I put jokingly in his hair and he goes, oh they're still in there

and like she was like taking them out for him and I was like, why did I even bring this up? She was like, hold your face still. What an adorable guy. There it is. As soon as you left. That's a video video, by the way. It is a video. It's not a live photo.

They were being silly. You hit play on it. Yeah, it's got a play button across the front of it. They were being silly at home. I like how cute. Did you see it? Push the button and watch her smile. Watch the little smile that comes on her face.

How happy she is. Ready? Right there. Right at the end. watch her smile. Watch the little smile that comes on her face, how happy she is. Ready? Right there, right at the end. Aww. I'm happy daddy. We were leaving and I was like, there you go. I mean. She may have just ran off out of the country room,

she's not answering my texts about. You know where she is? She just texted me. Where is she? Why won't she say if I did good dadding? Cause he went to Panama. Dad him in Panama. You know where she is? She just texted me. Where is she? What did she say? Why won't she say if I did good daddy? Because he went to Panama. Datum and Panama.

We're bringing his family over in a U-boat. Yeah, daddy gets where I am right now, baby. Yeah! We left the concert and went right to the airport. Oh me? I'm just sitting nuts deep on Panama. Gang gang gang gang gang gang. I can't get all of it in. I can't get all of it down the nuts, but I get close!

Ouch! Oh yeah! That hurts! 645, packing a wallop! Oh shit. Oh God, man. Oh. It was a...

You wanna hit my part? Dirt off. My daughter's dating a guy that's hip-lucking, and he's got a girl in his arms. Oh God, it was my part My daughter's dating a guy that's hip-lacking a Panama What's in your vagina Panama And no so black Yeah, they were great. The concert, all of a sudden when that thing started and it got it's like a creepy beginning, kind of really cool.

Oh, yeah, they do. Yeah. What's oh, it was great actually opening. They do. They play. It's The Shining. Yes. They play it. So it's just the what I call the Grady Twins. And it's just them saying like, come play with us. It's awesome. But they played the song, what was the song

they played before, that little? Dream Weaver. Dream Weaver. This just picks up at the track that's the numbers. Yeah, really great opening to the show. Oh, this isn't even the part with the Grady twins. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's pretty neat.

Like the lights just like, some of the slip nut cymbals light up and it just keeps going, come play. Where there's like a tinker sounding, ding ding ding. But I think, I think once that Max got hypnotized by that mosh pit. Well, I think just when it started going to the beginning of it,

just when they start the song from when they walk out, it's really an intense when it's tough going to the beginning of it when they just when they start the song from they walk out It's really an intense. It's like it gets loud immediately and it gets Everyone just goes as soon as the song because their songs don't have like a build-up. It just starts like Kicking and they start doing the like the bass drum the drummer. I saw he was loving the drummer Max He loved staring at the drum of the whole time watching Max watch the show Like you just saw like he was he was, like, in awe. Yeah, he was, like, taking it in more than even, like, he wasn't in the moment, like, jumping,

and, because he doesn't know the song. They said the same when I saw Manson. He was just, like... There was a couple times where he started banging his head. And there's so many people performing. He goes, Corey Taylor goes, I want you to put your middle fingers in the air. And Max looked back at Bobby, and Bobby went, thumbs up.

He just gave him a thumbs up. And Max was so happy. I got that photo. I got that photo. to put your middle fingers in the air, and Max looked back at Bobby, and Bobby went thumbs up. He just gave him a thumbs up. And Max was so happy. I got that photo, I got that photo. It's such a great photo. Go ahead. Yeah, I got it. He just looked back at Bobby, and Bobby goes,

now's the time. This dude was such a great, he's like, this is amazing to do this. So halfway through the concert, maybe a little more than half, he was staring at that mosh pit. He kept looking over at it. And then he goes, dad, I'm going to do it. He will one day.

No, I went, go ahead. And he went, what? I go, go. Go do it, dude. Go do it. I think it'll hurt him. He goes, really? I go, yeah, go.

You want to go mosh? Go ahead, dude. Do your thing. And he went, not this time. Did you see kids in there? I'm telling you, if anybody falls, it's pretty quick what they do. They're genuinely not... There's always an asshole. You could be anywhere.

I picked everybody up. But those things are like... And a group of people, like, a group of people wants to get around the person who falls to not get him stomped, and then they pull him up quick. At one point, there were like four people on the ground and immediately they were all helped up. Everything just stops, yeah.

No, they were picking everybody up and Max actually says, he goes, Dad, when they fall, people pick each other up. But I just said, fuck it, go. He said to me, he's gonna go, I'll go three years, Max. I go three more years. Yeah, he will. And he'll have a blast when he does.

Well, I didn't, if he went- It was never my thing. I felt very safe last night, not at all. Even when it was so weird how the mosh pit comes to that little edge, but someone at the edge. It makes a weird, just natural border, and those people were dancing and didn't do any mosh stuff, and nobody fucked with them.

No, sometimes they come just out of control towards you, but they're fine if you just see them and shove them back in. No one one's like what's up, dude? You know that's the idea is they want to get back around there to like yeah push them back in That's the idea yeah, there was Max club Mac goes dad. There's a guy dressed in a chef suit It was just a guy Jeff like a chef. Yeah, Max other me goes because these people are crazy But it was almost like I told you, correct, right? I go, you have an arms length around you. Even if you don't wanna like be shoulder to shoulder,

you don't have to be in those general missions. You just stay off to the side a little bit. We're still, we'll be the equivalent of third row if we got seats. So it's like crazy where we're at. It was crazy seats. It was such a good band. And I love the fact, I love rock and roll with DJs, man.

The two DJs and the two drummers on the side add so much movement to the show You can watch something happening at all times It's really called the one sound effects completely in the tracks probably that one on the left and then the right is an original member Sid Wilson He's awesome. He's married to Kelly Osborne Ozzy Osborne's Daughter. Oh, he's a crazy looking dude under that mask. Is he really? He's like one of the heavily faced. Corey Taylor is like pretty regular looking guy under that mask, honestly.

Yeah. Like craziest neck I've ever seen. The thickest neck in the world. One of the drummers, the side drummers is getting a little fat. And I felt bad that he had to put a jumpsuit on. Well, they all wear jumpsuits. Yeah, but he but he's fat. Like, you know, he got older and chubby and probably a few kids, and it's like,

fuck, I gotta put this jumpsuit on. He's an odd-looking dude. That's him. He goes out with the masks. She's all dressed up. I want one of those hats so bad, that weird fucking stupid LA cowboy hat, what is that called?

Where they light it on fire and then shit on it and put a playing card on it. Fedora? I don't know, I think it's, I don't know what that is. That's not one of those. I didn't get one of those. I got a cowboy, I got a weird guy. I should have went all balls out and got it.

But all in all, dude, that concert was quick, not too long. Yeah, it was actually, I thought it went very quick. Because they just played the album. They played him one album, yeah. The lead singers, fuck, great. Really cool. I said one thing about them, it's a very- One hour of concert?

Hour and eight minutes they played. But they, cause they just did an album. One album straight through, it was this one. It's an anniversary tour of an album. So they went, yeah, it's Corey Taylor. It's his neck. His neck's crazy. Damn.

But it's so funny. But I mean, they put that stuff on and just like, they perform, as I always say, that's the difference between Fred Durst. Like Fred Durst kind of is like, he's, by the way, he's having fun. Fred Durst, he's not having fun, but he's just like, not putting much oomph into the show itself. Like, these guys come out, I mean, that lead singer is like, in it. He's like emotional about the songs.

Yeah, he sits on the stairs and starts thinking, it looks like he's in deep thought, I like that performance. And he's always like foot up on the monitor, like over the crowd, it's intense. He was into every song, every second of it, everybody else was into it, the drummer's insane, he's great. Everybody performs their ass off, there's nine of them, and everybody's like rocking out, like it's the first time they

played the song. I said, Korn's like that too. You watch Korn perform and it's like they just wrote the music. It's awesome. Yeah. It's kind of like, I love Limp Bizkit. It was great, but if he's not doing it, I'm not doing it. I'm too insecure at a concert to dance.

I need you to do it for me to get into it. You know, cause I feel weird. Like put your hands up. If you don't do it, I'm going to be like for me to get into it. You know, because I feel weird. Like, put your hands up. If you don't do it, I'm going to be like, ehh. I don't know, do I do devils or? I'm a... Hang loose.

It's a... I'm not a big put my hands up person. It's a dealer's choice. I tell you what, it's a dealer's choice of the day when I go to concerts. Sometimes I'll do all the hand stuff. Sometimes I'll do zero hand stuff. I gotta look around to see what hand stuff is up

before I make my choice. Clapping. I'll do this. Cla. I gotta look around to see what hand stuff is up before I make my choice. Clapping after songs feels silly sometimes. For this kind of music, when a song's over, you're like... But it is kind of what you do. It's a clap and scream. Well, I did it. Lou taught me how to woo. I did a couple good woos last night. I had one bow, bad woo.

I went, woo! Oh, God. Yeah. And Max actually turned around and went, ugh, woo! Yeah, that was the first time, that was the first time my daughter's boyfriend let go of her. I was like, whoa, must be getting weird.

But I did the hang loose by accident. I got my hand, because it's devil, what is it? It's devil, devil's this, and then there's, what's the? Hang loose. I did hang loose at one point. Or rip it. Can you not put your finger down? What, this one?

Your ring finger? What do you mean? You're having a hard time putting your finger down. What are you so, You were doing this. Oh, was I? That? Yeah, that's the shocker.

That's actually wrong though. That's two in the stink, one in the pink. I know we have to take a break, but I will say, we'll probably talk more. We have a guest, Brenda Sagalow, coming in here. What a great show. Amazing show. Daughter's boyfriend was a sweet heart of a kid, man.

Really. Huge guy. He was huge. Huge personality, big person, great kid. He's got a great career right now. He's killing it. He's got a great career ahead of him he's killing it. He's got a great career ahead of him. And the stuff that he's told me that he's gotten plans

for the future and for your daughter. He told you he has plans for her? Oh yeah, you didn't talk to him at all, did you? I guess not, I was too busy. I was too busy eavesdropping and not filming you. You got devil horns? Why don't you ask him what he's doing for work, asshole? Hey, do you have hidden plants?

That was my second question to him. I didn't realize Jay found out absolutely nothing about him. Absolutely nothing. I had to be the man last night. Well, it's so funny. He kept refusing like drinks, since I'd be like, you want something to drink? No, no, no.

And then finally, when you were getting the burgers, we were like, you don't want a burger? And he's like, okay, I'll get a burger. Yeah, I was like, go get a burger. He's like, okay want something to drink? No, no, no. And then finally, when you were getting the burgers, we were like, you don't want a burger? And he's like, okay, I'll get a burger. Yeah, I was like, go get a burger. He's like, okay. Get a burger!