The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Assault In The Dabbleverse

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

Jay gets caught up in viral content and shows off his two favorites. One is a Swedish man on Instagram who gives cooking tips while sporting a filter that makes him look like a baby. Another social media account contains scary looking kids who sing the word of the Lord. | Anthony Cumia possibly assaulted a troll outside a Stuttering John comedy show. Bobby tries to explain about the "Dabbleverse" and all the characters involved. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. You like my shirt? I do like your shirt. Yeah. Baseball, of course. Robert Kraft, where he got whacked off. That's right.

I'm going to go down there and get whacked off, too. You should. I'm going to recreate what Robert Kraft did. Yeah, he's a legend. I'm going to get caught, too. I'll turn it up. Who's the best part of the song? You are going to get caught.

I am going to get caught. You're a screamer. I'm going to get caught with three, fingers. Deep in your butt hole? I'm going to take it. I'm going to take two more than Kraftuk. Yeah. I want you bending over for it. Bending over. It's going to be a long time.

I'm going to be in my back. Did you ever like Cypress Hill? Do you ever like fingers in my ass? I know you love fingers in your ass. You know that. Do you ever like Cypress Hill though? Does that past your time? Nah, shit. No, I like them. I like them. It's also such a pothead thing that's like not your thing. It's not. No, but

I was, I've never been into music. Because of drugs. You know what I mean? I mean, their thing is weed. The only band that you, that is like that for me is that the insane clown posse. Is that them? Yeah. Sure.

I mean. Is that the one you go to the festival? Yeah. Yeah. That one, I never got into them in the culture of it, but I don't, I don't hate it. You know what I mean? I kind of, you know. Well, it's a very, I mean, it's a very select person to get into the culture of insane clown posse.

But you got to be, you got to use drugs or drink to have fun at that. You can't go there sober. While you're pregnant is the most fun it looks like. Well, getting pregnant there while... You're on drugs. Yeah. All these things work and they are all spliced. Because then you have to wait to see what the baby looks like.

Yeah. You don't know what happened. Born with clown makeup, it would be my guess. I wonder if anybody ever did that. Just went to a party and orgy. Got pregnant and had a wait. Oh, man. I wonder how many people have, like, genuinely gotten accidentally pregnant at the gathering

of the juggalo. Yeah. Must have happened. You have to wait, just see what race it is. What DNA it has? Beginning of Juggalo's, probably white. It's probably white and chubby. It's white but born with dreadlocks.

The insane clown posse. Yeah. God bless their hearts. I have a new internet obsession, Bobby, that this guy makes me very happy. I've sent you mine over the last week. Yeah. I didn't sense to you because I wanted to see your face, enjoy this with me. I want to see yours

And I love that you have the same Me and you have the same Different internet obsessions But we have internet obsession Not a lot of people I don't know like I've No one's ever said that to me The way you're

I have them I didn't even put a word till you just said it Well I've got this little kid Who sings religious hymns at you I love him with his little mouth He's one of mine He freaks me to fuck out I love him We need to bring him up

He's great And then I send you mine The guy who puts stuff with elastics on his head and that's who he is. He calls himself the man. Oh yeah, it's my algorithm now. I'm fried chicken carrot,

balloni man. He did. But he puts different foods and different things on his head with elastics and he says that's who he is. I'm that man. I'm that man and my favorite, he had a Twinkies, I think it was,

and mayonnaise and he had a watermelon on his head. And he does it all with elastics. Yeah, he's all my reels. I can't stop. This guy. I'm going to call him the Jacob of Sweden And I'm just guessing you Swedish He probably is

I think Jacob's Swedish Maybe, but this is the Jail. I don't know why this guy If you were a Swedish influencer This should be your dude You should start doing this But in English Shirt off Cooking

But I think this guy's voice is what gets me so much This is great audio And Lou the first sentence Please make this a drop His name is Hamushmead. And he presents healthy cooking. I love it. But his voice, his voice makes me so happy.

Lasatatapatas. And that makes me laugh. Lassa patatas. And then he cracks the fucking thing in half. I mean, there's something wrong with his face. I think he has a filter on. Well, the face looks a little downy. No, no, I think he has.

has like a baby filter on or something. Oh. It's got to be that. Start it over, please. I love this. But he doesn't break eye contact or blink the whole time. He's staring right through your soul. Start it over.

Jotipat potatoes. Zapato botta potatoes. Bonner fucketa potatoes. Click on his page. Go to any of his stuff. It doesn't matter. And the kid, the freaky kid, I'm going to send you that also, Christine. Because the freaky kid, you have to have to have.

This kid, I don't know. I don't know what should happen to him, but whatever it is, it's not right. Whatever he is is wrong. This kid's, it's like children of the corn, for real. Like actual children of the corn come to life. Jopatapatat potatoes Potettos Yeah that's definitely

Felted Jacob They didn't make a There's no person out there With a baby face Oh I don't know this technology Filters Filters?

What do you think I use filters I don't know what they do I mean I assume you know What they are by now By the way well I get this Bobby Can I tell you I found my dream hotel This weekend

Estancia Norte in San Antonio they have a product that they sell in the front of the hotel called house or called house cologne and they spray it aggressively in the entire hotel

so the entire hotel sounds like there's some kind of fucking dumb dago party happening and they're about to tell you what that covers the smell of weed talk about comfortably smoking in a room oh I had no concerns this is my boy and you're going to

love him. You're going to learn to love him. I already think I love him. I think this person's going to scare the shit out of Christine. Where is my boy? You're that or she's going to join his thing. Yeah, turn this volume up on this. Let's see who he's this kid is uncomfortable. Oh, he's not talking to this

one. He's just staring at you with his baby face. He's got a baby head on and he's cooking healthy foods. I want one. I want one of the house. Yeah. Just a little fucking freaking and talk like that. Ah, Bobby, you're home. Did you make the first robots this? Yes.

She'd be like, hello, Bobby. Oh, Godda, butta, potato. Not blinking little blonde twinks. Bobby, how was the bonfire? Did you like that, okay, son. Oh, da, but, oh. Damn, he's not talking to this one at all, Christine. This one's just straight cooking.

You found the one. Jesus. Punky. Let him talk to me a little bit. Tell me what he's doing. We said to do the hotel and hit the butter boy. Did the bonfire on that. This creepy music is him.

Oh, my God. That voice fucking goes right through you, doesn't it? Jesus. Wow. Yeah, he just eats it. Everything's so eerie. No, he's not talking in these ones at all. You just got the other thing I sent you?

Yeah, I'm trying to get it on the computer. Because this motherfucker, I don't know what needs to be done. I don't know if his parents put him up to this. No. He found that filter and went to his girlfriend, and she went that laughed her ass off. No, not baby Sweden, the religious kid. Do you mean the second coming of Christ?

Yeah, I mean, this kid looks like is, if you told me his father was a possum, I'd believe you. He's got sharp little teeth. His teeth are sharp, and his mouth is the size of a fucking Coke cap. But how does he have this type of confidence? And he just sings like fucking weird religious songs, and at the end he goes, Jacob 221. Maybe it's a different guy

Mine's terrifying Is it the guy that was talking about Look at this kid Look at him Oh that's not the guy Oh look at this motherfucker I was talking about the guy Who's talking about gay marriage

The little preacher No no no no no This kid just sings He sings the Lord's word to you Go on Oh This kid's a rodent He's got a hair lip there

You think that's his problem That's part of it But not all of it Jesus Christ I can't look at them Do you think this was the third This was the third Witsky twin This is the one they got rid of

I look like that No But we can make it so you did when you were younger If we just told people this is young Lewitsky People might believe us We have the same ears We have the same ears and blue eyes.

By the way, we can also tell people this is young me. This is what happens when people have a baby in their 40s. Yeah, for sure. Or if they're like, didn't do a 23ME first and find out they've been directly related. Yeah. That kid would have done good in like the 1800s. They would have just killed them.

Oh, my God, he just keeps going. Looks like a monster. Go to another one. What was that? Remember the movie Spartan? What was it? What was that movie? 300? 300.

Remember the one that wanted to be a Spartan? They were like, nah, dude, you can't be? And made him go over the hill? Hang on, Bobby. Bobby, there's something to explore now. Hang on a second. The Wortleys, I guess, are a family of weirdos who do this. Because, look, first of all, go to the one that's got 95,000 views right there.

Is that just a picture? Because he's so terrifying looking. Oh, God. Poor kid, man. It says hashtag autism. No. That's a hair lip. He's got a hair lip and then...

And autism? And autism and something else. On the verge of something else. He's got autism, but they're really directing it in this strange, performative, religious way that I'm not understanding. He looks like young Danny DeVito penguin. The penguin? Yes. He was like, that's him as a kid.

Oswood Cobboput. Iron. So on person. This is not making me want to accept Jesus. No. No. It looks like an evil doll came in the life. Yeah, it looks like Children of the Corn.

Exactly. It looks like Malachi. It is Children of the Corn. No, not Malachi. Like Jacob, the main. The main one that turns. No, no, that's Malachi. Oh, that's Malachi.

Oh, that's Malachi, yeah. Oh, this brother's got a brother. His brother plays the guitar. His brother whales. By the way, all these kids wear wrestling, not wrestling, pro wrestling, like local wrestling shirts, like high school wrestling. Yeah. Well, do you want to wrestle that kid?

Well, that's almost what I'm saying. So they make him talk about the Lord, and then they make him use retard strength to defeat other children. He just comes up and he raises two hands, his and his opponents. He's sweet on his arm. That's what your sweet,

normal brain Max has to go against. Max just comes out and he snapped his neck. Oh, dude, some thick skulls gonna fucking kill your boy in the squared circle. I'm gonna make Max wrestling with candy. Just slip this to him.

Bang iron, sharpens iron. Matthew 13-17. Don't forget the wink. Let's see this kid play the guitar in one of the other videos. Man, these kids are all fucking, like, different, like, rodents. Yeah. Oh. Wait, no, one looks good.

Scroll down. That one looks all right. They always have one good one. Let me go, let's keep going. That's from another marriage. That's before she lost everything when the other guy left. And then she had nothing. And then she found a religious psycho.

Yeah. This kid's all right, too. It's just the... Well, let's hear him jam. Oh, God. It sounds like... Jesus Christ. Sounds like Jamie Fox's daughter.

Yep. Baby, play. Play that song for me, baby. What the fuck? Play that song. Are you sharing his talent? So wait a second. Are all her kids autistic?

Yeah. I don't think... You're right, it's gonna be an old woman who just keeps quefing out kids. Yeah, her ex... Her ex are done. Yeah. Her eggs are fucked up.

Exactly. Yeah, but God, you can't kill the... You can't kill it. You gotta keep. it yeah that's the problem that's right this guy hurt this poor husband was blasting loads into cracked eggs that's why you open the package before you fucking take it home jacob makes sure none them are cracked oh my god this is they're performing somewhere where there's old folks i think it's got to be a church and it's not a catholic church it's like one of those churches where they

do it in like a house just a room yeah just a room they rent the space i bet you the soul joes does comedy there on Fridays and Saturdays. Play autistic kid. Play, play, play, play. Play, play, play. Play, play, play. Thank you guys for coming to my comedy special. I've been Jamie Fox. This has been crying with Jamie for...

He blessed me with a stroke. Sorry, the fucking bomb drop. I forgot about the transition and the lights changed. Never forget. Now, let's take it down from not that funny to dammering it, downright serious. He blessed me with a stroke. They got sad.

Not me. I said, not me. I said, not me. You said you did he was they did to my son. I'm Jamie Fox. Give me another taste. He was going to be to my son. You see what they did to my kid.

Woo! That kid looks normal. That can't be their kid, though. Let's see. Squirrel over. This guy's wearing a jockstrap on his ear. No, that's a... That's a...

So he doesn't touch his ear like a dog? That's his wrestling helmet, but he just put it on one ear. Oh, Jesus. Fucking crisis, kid. Oh, yeah, I saw this guy. It was a little Nicole Yokic. Did I like this? I might have liked this because I felt bad.

Did I like it? No. I hope you did. I hope I did. Like iron. Sharpen's iron. What did he say? What does he say?

Oh, they couldn't fix his other ear? Ah, shit. She's whispering, your hair whispering in the background? That's what I'm saying. Like, this is parents, like, you're putting your fucking kid out there. Yeah, they're trying to get rich off of his special needs. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. And here's what happens instead. Instead, an adult who's supposed to be more responsible than that, makes fun of your child. Yeah. That kid right there goes back up. With the talent of 30 years of comedy experience. That's what you've subjected your son to, lady. That's when our eggs were fresh, that one.

Oh, yeah. That's a fresh egg. Absolutely. That's a nice hot God damn, dude 20-year-old egg Now do you accept Jesus Christine

With this guy Yeah Oh she'll accept Jesus For this guy Oh that must suck To have him be your older brother It sucks so bad It sucks for him too

Every time he goes Every time he has a girl She's like I want to fuck you so bad He goes Let's go back to your house And he goes Shit

How do you feel about Goals and Goblins Because my house house is littered with them. How do you feel about human ferrets? Does smells bother you? How do you feel about a bunch of children that look like Nazi experiments? I think I can make a rat boy.

I think it's possible for me to make a rat boy. I don't think that's not, that's not, I think he's just singing to this guy. I don't know. that's just what he wants to look like. Oh, maybe. Yeah. What if we find out the weird-looking kids are filters on this guy?

That's him, actually. Oh, there's so much of a difference. These parents are monsters. By the way, like the Wild Adventures of the Wartleys. It's just their strange kids yelling religious stuff at you. No, these kids are going to grow up and try to get laws. passed to prevent this type of thing, I think.

I think it's just, I think it's generating fun of them. I think it's generational. No, to stop like parent, I mean, there's no like child labor laws for any of this. It's psychotic. Well, the one with a hair lip, better do it now because they don't have a long lifespan. No, that kid's not long for this world for sure. No way.

God's going to take that kid. That's why he's memorizing, so you can go up there and fucking hit him with all the big hits. Hey God. When iron sharpens iron. St. Peter's like, you still got to go over to that part of heaven, dude. Disciples of Jesus, homeschoolers, of course.

Autism family. Everyone's got it. Everybody's got it. Well, when you self-diagnose. What do you think happened? Everyone. Everyone did vaccines. Here we go. Bobby, I don't mean to go on a rant here. Fouchy lied. People died. You should still wear a man. I don't know how. What's the things people get upset why? Jenny McCarthy told me that she said that people who have vaccines are going to

be retarded. That's right. She took that back. Did she? She did, yeah. Didn't she take it back and then put it back out there? She might put it back out after seeing this. Now it's bad.

Yeah, now it's back. I bumped into the Wild Adventure Wartleys. And let me tell you, don't take vaccines. I see people of masks now at the airport and I don't know why it just annoys me. I'm just like, fucking take the mask off, stupid. Oh, yeah. I don't know why. I just can't.

It's mostly still Asians. No, it's usually. white couples. Oh yeah, an old white bitch you'll fucking wear a mask in a second now. I forgot a granola mom.

Yeah, like a lot of couples in New York too that would be to have the same little mask on and it's like I'm not looking to get sick man but I really feel like

the more you fucking if you walk around in a mask I mean you're asking to get sick so much more often I think because like as soon as you're not wearing it like you're so prone. Yeah,

your immune system. You need to suck in some sickness. That's why. When I'm waiting for my always when I'm waiting for my bag to come out from the airport, I go look at toilet seat. Airport toilet seat.

It's like penicillin. It's called hobo penicillian. I actually just put my tongue on the escalator railing and I put it from the top and I let it go one full round. Absolutely. And then... You get a nice top layer. Yeah, and then I swallow.

And that top layer is probably going to protect you from the bad COVID. Yeah. It's going to protect you from worldwide. Jacob, you're going to die from the calm and cold because you protect yourself too much, you see. Bubble boy. Not me and Bobby. I can't get AIDS.

I have AIDS on me already. I'm pretty sure I created AIDS. Yeah. I got a little bit of AIDS so that my body reacts to the AIDS so that now it doesn't get AIDS. I created through crabs, herpes, and genital warts, I created AIDS, but I am immune to AIDS because of those three things that I had. So now I can do whatever off. Bobby, 23-4. I love that even though Jacob's like a total germaphobe and all that, like you're still just covered in way more germaphob.

and the average person just from being here in the city. Yeah. Like you're just crawling with them. You know there's a million bugs in your eyes and eyebrows, yeah? Fucking sucks, don't it? Look, I still think I'm sick less than all of you. No, I haven't been sick at all. And we travel.

I'm not sick either. I lick the escalator railing. I do the toilet seat. I'm thinking about flipping around. I was thinking of flipping around, too. A lot of the non-sickest. A lot of people look at you weird where you go in and lick. a toilet.

You got a first or you're going to close the door, Jay. Oh. Yeah, you can't just... Well, those stalls are small and my little tussie has to stick out so I can bend over to lick. I'm not getting on my knees in a fucking public

bathroom. Ghe! Gach! I've saved you all from sickness. You think so? How? I think the Lord did. Christine, can you give me Galatians 6-7, please? There you go. Six-seven. Oh, boy.

Now, do you think it's harder to take that message in when it's coming through devil teeth? Because I don't understand the words are of peace and mercy, but I mean, the devil teeth. Oh, God, is that his father? Oh, is that who I have to fight? Oh, that's who gave it to them. Mostly, you can tell. Wait, they're Jewish? Are they used for Jesus?

No. No, that's not. We return from Tennessee just in time to cook up Russia shunned dinner and blow the shafar. Come on now. Yeah, there you go, Jay. Oh, they're your people. They're your people, Jay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they're not.

It says it's a prophetic whisper pointing us to Jesus' return. They are not. Oh, okay. The Shofar blasts like a heartbeat of heaven. Wake. This, oh, I see what they're trying to. They're trying to draw all the Jews out so we can kill them. They think the Shofar will make us all run to the Shovar, and then you can just do a mass killing.

Nice. Did you hear about the mass killing in Austin? Yeah. Kill Tony. They tried to, but they didn't get him. They didn't get the guy? No, they didn't get Tony. I know.

Wrong bar. Yeah, a guy hopped out of a car and just started shooting. Is that what it was? Hopped out of the car, shooting through the window, then went in and started shooting people. And they said it might be terrorism? I've never heard that for a mass shooting. Yeah, well, I mean, what are you going to do? I mean, they might be saying that, but we did...

Domestic terrorism. We are at war. I mean, I'm not... The Rogan bouncers would have... Yeah. You're right. Did that in the wrong place. Actually, they're the ones who killed them.

They heard the gunshot. They ran out. And they took them out. Tactical. Yeah. They repelled from the roof. They, the one's the Rogan roof guys. For a 20 minute window, the mothership itself was unsafe.

They had to go over and deal with something else. Yeah, I got out of a car, I believe, and just started shooting with a gun and then went in. Outside in the beer garden? Yeah. Popular. So University of Texas students. Oh. More than a dozen others injured.

Damn. 21. Was he 21 died? No, no. No. No, this is three dead and 14 injured. And one of the three is a shooter. That's not that bad. Oh, it's not that bad. It's more. I thought it was 21 dead. Oh, then, okay.

Sorry, I started I brought the story up. I thought it was a thing. Well, it does defeat the purpose about... Oh, okay, I guess we'll talk about it then. About if you're, you know, you can carry a gun. People don't do that shit because nobody had a gun. You know, everybody's supposed to have a gun in Texas. Not that part. They knew to go to fucking Nancy, Texas.

Yeah. They did. They did go to the old sissy part of town. Yeah, it's like Broadway in Nashville, dude. It's amateur hour. You're going there to go to Jason Al Bean's rock and roll and cowboy all night bar. There's a jelly roll bar now, too, right? Didn't he get his own bar?

They eventually got to give you a bar. He should not get a bar. She'd get a donut shop called the jelly roll. I don't mind that. But also probably shouldn't do a bar. he's like, I think he's like, sober. How about a bar donut shop? Was that literally on 6th Street where we always go?

Yeah. This is the place? Man. This is jelly rolls. Yeah, that's just so sad that some of the famous person that had that bar who, their fame dwindled, that's now his bar. I think that's true. I think I just do that.

Just flip it around. Somebody's going to, that's going to be Kid Rock's Bar. What's the, did his face die? Alan Jackson. Now that's what I call fuck your mom and get out of my country bar. Yeah. You gotta do the Garth Brooks, get the fuck over the border. This ain't my daddy's America.

Yeah, they died. But we, uh... Yes. We went to war. With who? Good taste. No, we were at war right now. With what?

With... What we were with? Kevin Briden, the dabblerverse? I don't want to be a war with that. Yeah, the dabblevorst. I don't want to be at a war right now. with the dabbler verse we went to war the dabbler verse went to war and we went to a war with iran and and lewis went to war with some guy uh on facebook about story wars there was a lot of war this

weekend yeah yeah bobby had to explain the dabble verse to me yeah the dabbleverses is going at it this weekend i don't understand the dabble verse it's at my and by the way i'm not right i don't want the smoke of the dabal verse it's a multi front war yeah well apparently even dj lou almost caught a little shrapnel when i heard today really But he ended up saying he was nice. What happened? You almost got caught in the dabbleverse? Well, he didn't say his name, but he was talking about how he used to bitch out.

Kevin was talking about him being, he used to bitch out Correlli all the time when he would come on Pete and Brewer. And he said he would bitch out Pete and Pete Correlli was like a pussy about it and took it. And then eventually he said the producer over there. He said it because he goes, he works over there with Big Jay now. He goes, the producer was like, can you take it easy on Pete a little bit? It's like, what's the probably keep going to Pete so hard? But then he goes, and that guy's a nice guy. I'm like, oh, thank God.

So he didn't catch too much. Thank God. He ex-keven. Kevin Brennan texted me for your number, Jay, about six months ago. I didn't give it to him. I mean, he has it. You're going to get sucked in the dabble verse, too. Relax.

Oh. If you would have called me, I would have said, give it to him. He should have it. Yes. He has it. I've had the same number since I was 19. Can I say something, though? That's a guy who has had a lot of phones broken.

Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, literally, I've had the same phone numbers since I was 18. I guess they did a phone. 19, 19, I guess. Dangerfield had Stuttering John, who's in the Dabbleverse,

headlining. Well, I found out, you know, I've done a little research. We did a little bit on Skanks, on a pre-record episode. It's called the Dabbleverse. Yeah. Because of Stuttering John.

Right. And I think they were, They were saying he dabbles in comedy. I think it's the ultimate thing. And then... Shooley. No, but it wasn't Shooley. It was apparently Chrissy Mayer.

Individually, another comic. Chrissy Mayer had said... She called it the dabble verse. Like all revolving around making fun of stuttering John. But now it's grown into a thing where he sold out Dangerfields, Rodney's now. But it was all people that went to see him bomb.

Oh, well, they... organized it that way yeah yeah yeah organizes like come watch him eat shit so um youemia flew up kumia flew up uh brennan was there uh gino was on the show high pitch eric from the stern show yeah gino and his wife were on the show they're on the show uh gino and brennan go at it uh do they yeah i didn't see that oh yeah well if you go to i think brennan uh yeah he came up and had video of gino and gino was fucking with him because he was trying to fuck with gino gino was fucking back with him. Okay.

And then... Everyone's in their mid-50? So then they had Anthony Coombe... Oh, actually, Brennan might be in his 60s. They had... He's in a 60s. They had Coomia bring up John, stuttering John, in a fucking crazy way. John went up and just read Coomia's police report for money.

Slow down. Slow down on the story talk. Because we're saying there's video of that stuff too. Yeah. He went up there and just read, which is pretty kind of funny. It says, on the back of the paper, it says, Pocumentary, part one. making fun of Coomia's face which is kind of funny

documentary made me like I saw that on the paper I was like that's pretty funny but then he just started reading like his police reports of his domestic shit domestic violence with what's her name

yeah Vinnie's daughter Vinnie's daughter Oh this was the clip of him getting mad it was outside of Rodney's No what happened So before the show Kumi was out getting a little accolades because you know Kumi is still famous

The hit happened before the show The thing with Kumi happened before the show Did it? Yeah but he was out He was outside. He was talking to somebody, signing something, and, you know, he was buzzing, feeling good, getting accolades. And he, so this guy walks up to Coomia with the camera in his face.

Coomee had a no idea, because when you get an accolades, you don't know who's who. And he immediately brings up the girl's name, some girl's name. I don't think he brought up her name. I think he just starts going. He just starts calling him like a pedophile on a creep or whatever. He brought up a screen name of a transgeny. transgendered porn star

who apparently I know, I know, I've had them on podcast Who? Her name is They said, I forget her name, she, had her Bailey Jay and Jay McBride on my podcast a long time ago. It was like all trans girls. She came in very... Freak. I know.

Very weird. She came in and had a Russian accent. And I didn't know her, never talked to her. She came in to be on the show, but did a Russian accent the whole time on the show and said she was from Russia, but she's not. She's just a regular American

change. Did you say that when the show was over or she left that night letting you believe she's Russian? She left, letting us believe she's Russian, I believe. Who knew that fucking that porn star is like an Ollie G? Yeah, dude, it was so fucking weird. Her commitment to the character is fantastic. And yeah, that's her right there. Yeah, she's a nice kid. What's her name? And Sue.

Sue Lightning, I believe. Calurgis? Sue Lightning is her screen name. So apparently There's something on Reddit, and I did a little research that maybe Coomia might have hooked up with her or something, but this guy opens up with her name. Okay. Kumia, fuck this trans person? I don't know the details. This is just rumors on Reddit, which, you know, bullshit.

What are they born out of? I don't know. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know what they're born out of, but where are rumors born out of? I don't know. Facts. I mean, it might have been wrong. runoff from hanging with Jim Norton for many of the years.

It could be. He could have the old conversation like Jim. Show me the ropes. Yeah. I mean, look what happened. The big, fat, thick ropes have come that get on your back from guys. Look what happened at DeRosa. I mean, that's a runoff from hanging out with Jim and making it okay.

You're right. I was this close to Bailey Jay. Damn, dude. Her cock-blocking husband ruined everything. Man, you and all your friends can't wait to fuck chicks with dicks. Maybe I'm just a different generation. Yeah, it's one generation away, Jay. I found one generation away from fucking chicks with dicks.

It was cool in the late 90s. It really missed me somehow. It really surpassed me the want to fuck a guy with tits. It looks like it skips a generation actually. It's below you. Oh, you're right. We also have people that partake. Everybody loves he-she's now.

You lucky bastard. Yeah, look at me lugging out, not loving cock. You silly bastard. I guess I was born in the right time. So the video of him getting into the fight, this guy kind of set him up. Said that name out of the gate. You can see him kind of like, oh, shit, whatever.

We get a little taste of him talking about not fucking her. Oh, is that him not fucking her? Well, I have three videos on it, so I want to know which one you want to play first. Do you have any videos of him fucking her? I'll look. Oh, that's Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. Yeah, yeah. Like, all those guys are in on it.

They fuck with each other, and that's like the, they all get viewers and money off YouTube by trashing each other. Part of me likes to think that they're all. When I saw Chad Zumok down in Tampa last time I was down there, a part of me, I'm almost like, come on, man. Do you guys like, do you and Gino fucking hate each other? And everyone hates, like, wants to sabotage each other's careers. Like, come on.

I think, come on. Do you guys really mean this? I think it's wrestling. I think it's heel versus heel. Well, it must be because how is Kumiah allowed to introduce, if Stuttering Johnny and all these guys hate each other, how are they doing the show? Well, like, Gino's on the show.

Well, no, they bought tickets. They bought tickets. And he, everybody in the crowd loved to, Coomia and hated John so they were chanting his name to go up and introduce him so he did. Right, but I'm almost saying there's just no, like they wouldn't just let that

happen at the seller is my point. Oh no, but they would at Rodney's. Yeah, I guess. I haven't been there since it's changed. Yeah, I mean, they don't know. Actually, I did. We did, we did a watch him call it, we did Story Wars there once. Yeah, I think it's, oh, it's a beautiful club now. It looks great, but so apparently this happened

and then they went, then they went in, and he went in after that and then they started the show. And then there's a bunch of stuff that happened with Kevin Brennan. Kevin Brennan's actually in this shot. Oh yeah, he's watching. And by the way, I think Kevin Brennan might possibly shake the guy's hand afterwards because the guy because what I saw was there was some aftermath

is the guy who filmed Anthony Coomia. And Anthony Coombe for, I mean, if you know this show, you'd have to assume you know fucking Anthony Coombe is, opening Anthony's show. What's McCall? When he gets into it with this guy, afterwards the guy starts doing like a he really popped his lip. there huh I guess I don't know what the problem was all I did was say that he's a pedophile and start

pointing out hardcore things that he's done wrong with chance people yeah and then said that and then accused him a fucking a trans person like I don't know what he snapped over it's crazy and he's like well it's good to see you guys and I think he starts shaking hands with people outside that like I think Kevin Brennan maybe but I don't know if I don't know for sure he tries to shake his hand for sure I don't know if anybody shakes his hand yeah this guy was immediately trying to pop him off get his own shit yeah he's trying to get his own clicks yeah so sad man Yeah. I mean, in that, you know who follows it a lot?

Who's a fan of the dabble verse beside you? Oh. Dr. Steve. Oh, yeah, I bet. Like, they have like dabbleverse conventions, I think, where they go up. Yeah. Yeah, in Vegas. They go to like Vegas.

Yeah. I'm confused. But then they did one. Hang on, then they did one up in like upstate New York. In Rochester. But apparently it was like a bad, like, when they got there was like a shitty motel that like was attached to like a little performance. I was like, everyone was got there and was kind of like, this actually sucks. Yeah.

They do roasts and shit like that. But they all, here's the thing, but they do have their own little thing carved. And I got to say, like, if you know the people and decide to know who the people are, like, it's definitely a fun background. It's not, not entertaining. Yeah, it's entertaining. I tell you what, I mean, there was this weekend I had between the war and Iran or the dabbleverse, and the dabblever.

He won. That be, and Lewis fighting people on the internet was right there in the mix. I didn't even see that. Oh, God. He was going. he goes at it. With who? About what?

We're on Facebook? No, on Twitter. Twitter, he was going to because of the Story Wars episode that I was on with that guy. Dedrick. People were giving him shit because he was bitching to him about the game. Like how, hey man, if you don't take the game series, the game doesn't work. Yeah. You have to take the game.

And people are like, dude, fuck off. It's just a podcast. Just a game. And he was like, no, dude. And they were attacking. Well, here's the thing. attacking you. There's a dam if you don't,

and Lewis probably jumps in too much sometimes in those things to even go. It's the same thing I found. I told you when I was doing the live streams, the one I was like, I'll play Fortnite to start this one off. And then some people are like, yes, dude,

fucking video games and Jay, this is the best thing. And then some people were like, dude, do the body cams, this sucks. You're never going to please everybody. So you're not going to please everybody. So the thing is if you run to try

or you can get in those like Twitter things, the idea of that is like right there because Lewis is right on both ends. I've said, me and Lewis have not argued, but I mean, We've definitely debated. I go, buddy, this isn't that big of a fucking deal.

If someone does this thing, he goes, no, some people take the game really seriously. And then I see things like this weekend, a guy was like, he was like, Jay, goes, you're going for the dynasty, three in a row, huh? And then some guy next to him was like, dude, I didn't watch the new one yet, man. Spoiler alert, man. And I was like, oh, I guess. Well, the whole thing about the-in-my mind, it's a comedy podcast. It's a comedy podcast, but the thing that Story Wars is why I think it's probably the funest show to do is because it takes a hold of you. And you want to win.

That thing inside you that's competitive, you want to win. And when I seen you over there, when I was playing, and I saw you over there and had a chance to win and steal it away from you, your third or fourth victory. And I got to be a two-time storyward champion. I wanted it more than anything in my life. Yeah, yeah. And you got me, dude. You got me a couple times. And I was legitimately mad at your lies.

You lied to my face. three times. It's a game. Yeah. Not a game. Oh, Anthony Denies. This is funny. This is from, as I was Googling, this is from eight years ago.

Yeah. So it's been following him for a while. This is when I met her. I had her on my podcast with Bailey and them. I had like a transgendered, you know, podcast. And I think they met her, they kind of, she was in that world of us. That's what I say. When people ask me, if people aren't familiar, they go, they go, what?

is a you know what dude i go it's transgender podcast i mean i'm the first comic to have transgeneral it's probably the leading transgender podcast in podcasting it really is here we go oh that's her yeah that's that's that's that's baby j's husband matt who i'm very close with a great guy cock blocker but great guy i mean bailey jays i mean she look at her tits she's amazing so the one on the left is uh sue lightning that's the girl who the guy brings up but you can everyone in this room has a cock. Look how fial it was. Everybody.

But some bigger than others. I know. Scopo still's got the finest, fatest ass, though. That's funny. I forgot Colin was on that, who's a little dabbler, who's on the edge. Oh, yeah. He's a transdabble verse. Go to the beginning when I introduced her, though.

Her accent is so, I was so fucking free. Look a little fat Bob. What was that my fifth fat? Look at how fat I was. That's deep. You really had too hard of a commitment to no facial hair Yeah, I know Who would have saved you? It would have made you feel better

A couple of those years Yeah, no, but I didn't like it Because it made me look real Mexican You know what I mean? Well, with the thin Oh, did you ever see that photo? Oh, yeah I look like an evil cattle rancher in Mexico

Do you have a framed picture of Nick DePaula behind you? No, no, that's Bill Murray. Somebody a fan gave that to me Now, all that whole studio is made up from blankets, by the way. That's Nome's apartment. And trans. And trans, and Cox. Do you excuse me go, look at...

Well, I don't know. This point, let's hear what Gumi is says about it. Let me just see if I go. I want to just hear her accent real quick. It's right here. No, no, no, no. No, no. Bobbi, I can tell you.

She says if you could change, she could change. And then he says that everybody could change also. And she was definitely not fully changed, but she's on the way. If I could change, you could change. Here's Dr. Zismore. Bobby's getting his dick turn to a puss. It's so sad to me that I don't have the biggest dick in that room. Well, you are the prettiest girl.

Thank you. That's not true. The one that Anthony fucked may be the pretty. Pretty as one. No. Pretty? No. Yeah.

No. Bailey Jay is the hottest. She's more natural. Bailey Jay's does a whole thing. Bailey Jay's got like droopy tits. Those are fucking great. That guy on the left's a hotter chick. No way.

The guy, I mean, Bailey on the right is the hottest chick. There's only one Bailey in the room. Look, you get nervous when you think about her. I do. Oh, God. Your palms are sweating. You're so hot for fucking chick cock. Let me see her penis.

Chris, Pete, please. Sue Lightning's penis? I mean, Bailey J's penis is, I would say, The P-word? I don't like it. What? You don't like it? I don't like it.

I'll tell you why. Size King, it's not big enough for you. It's not big enough. It's too big. It's not too big. It's not big enough for Jay. Buddy, you haven't seen Big Dick She-Mails on Reddit. Yeah, you're right.

It's not that bad. That's... When she showed it in the studio, I remember thinking this isn't big enough for Jay. Bailey Jay didn't show it in the studio. Yeah, she did. Bailey J was never in the studio. You're trans straight, Jacob. You're talking about Mia Isabella.

Mia Isabella didn't show it. And she has a... Whopper. She has a whopper. So fat. Okay. 18 minutes in. She talks. Finally. It's a fake accent.

It's a fake accent. Fuck this guy. This guy's an asshole. I really was a queen chaser. God damn, Bobby. Which is the girl that came in here and you sketched her with Bert?

Emma Rose. That's Emma Rose. Oh, that's who I'm. It's offensive to me. That one wasn't nowhere big. Oh, that's a little teeny pecker. Yeah. I would say...

That pecker was so small. I may have fucked her. I would have sucked her while you fucked her. Probably like... But if I'm going to go full-blown fucking gay trans, dude, I'm going to get blasted in the smithereens by a big fat barrel. I want to fucking two-hand fucking while I talk shit. Don't get it. Don't get that little bird out of here.

Yeah, see? Boom. But you got to get it hard. There's something up with it hard. No. There's something up with a small. dude look at it little bird look at no click it hard but anyway if you're that thin and your dick is that small you don't even have like a fat excuse you should become a woman well i guess deep who didn't

like it when it was uh when it was a hard pecker was something weird he said there you go yeah that's what i think um can somebody put jacob's face on that that's that's what i think jacob's penis would look like i think it's what my penis looks like no yeah really let me see it i think it's what my penis looks like. I think it's probably pretty close to what my penis looks like. A bare naked, a bare naked thin she-mail. I have the dick of a bare-naked thin she-mail. Yeah, I'm telling you. She might have got it fixed. I have a dick very similar. So apparently he brought up this. Anthony, you could see him. I don't know if you can notice

but he does a little, there's a little like, fuck you. Hang on, Bobby, I'm getting a little bummed out here. I'm thinking that I have the penis size of someone who takes hormones so their penis gets smaller. I have a penis I have someone who aggressively takes medications to stop their penis from growing. It all goes into your penis and none into your balls. All right, is that...

Look at that big wanker she's tugging on. Now that's a wang! That'd be hilarious if you saw an O&A sticker and it's Anthony's apartment. So, yeah, so the guy brought her. up and then then uh yeah the guy outside the comedy club rodney's goes who's sue lightning and then anthony goes you know it's like oh it's a transgender uh woman yeah one of it and then uh he he starts saying you pedophile piece of shit i know this club was letting pieces of shit or whatever

and then kummi just keeps asking who are you and then when he calls him a scumbag kummi uh like takes his glasses i guess and throws him down well he i think he thought he had metaglases on i think he learned that in some type of nerd karate school what you want to do you take the glasses off the face and throw them as hard as you can on the ground say what you will guy didn't do shit back

though he couldn't see just reaching out someone tell me what should I do so funny though Anthony when he threw them down with such rage he if you watch it he almost falls over oh yeah he's angry

it's such a weird camera shot on him because he's like the guy's got like on his chest I was like Coomie is like when he just points to him he's like fucking cunt um it's pure rage I'd say dub for Coomia though if that was before the show particularly even yeah win I said he had a full win there yeah but he should if you're gonna grab something grab the camera

and that went better than Lewis's fight well then they the cops came into the show the reason why this I knew this happened before the cops came into the show and took Coomia Ata Rodney's and took him out on the street and question him. Yeah. Because this guy called the cops.

Yeah. Had video of the assault in question. Yeah. If that's, uh, if that's, uh, if that's an assault. And then, uh, Kumi was, you could hear Kumi, uh, telling him. He called me a pedophile. Yeah. And a pedophile.

Yeah. I mean, that's, he kept saying pedophile. That's slander. That's slander when you say pedophile. And the cops are just like, why are we here? We have more shit to worry about. Oh, there's Brennan right there. I know the joke of like, like, like, I don't understand like where those

accusations came from with him. Like if it was just like internet rumors or some situation or anything that like it's... By the way, Kevin comes over Ebenezer Scrooge with a fucking gallon of Gatorade with him.

Yeah, he should have... Where's he going? He should have the original constitution in the It's so funny to be around these guys for so long and then to see them and they're just... We're getting old. Well, that's what it is. It's something to see and getting old. I was around, when Kevin first came back from L.A.

Because he wasn't here for a couple years when I was up here. Yeah. And then he came back. And he started being like in New York again. Like he was still, I would say, like, you know, he was younger, of course. He was like, still like a handsome dude. Like his hair, hair combed back. Kill every night.

I used to host. Killed. But there you go. So he's still fucking hilarious. I said all these people, these, did all them. This is funny. This is funny. I didn't know.

I was just watching Anthony. The guy that he was signing something for is Kevin. Yes. I didn't know that. So apparently he goes to shake Kevin's hand and Kevin's like, fuck you. Really? He doesn't shake his hand. Yeah.

I didn't see that. So play this. Play this. Yeah. Who are you? Who's too lightness? All right. Can you stop it right there?

If you go back and, if you go back, if we're, you know, those people that can look at people's facial expressions and be like, oh, this just happened. Oh, yeah. Go back one second and just. and just play it without sound and look at it. When he says transgender woman, you could see, oh, fuck.

Yeah, he's like, oh, I'm in a thing. Well, you say your heart starts pumping. Yeah. Because you're like, fuck, I'm in a thing. Yeah, I mean, the same thing would happen to me if someone said that to me. Yeah. You get exposed.

Who's his wedding is, I don't know, she's ugly, I guess. Who's Sarah Big Dick? Uh, a transgender. Why? Who's Cassandra. a baby arm. That's Jay's trans girlfriend. Yeah, who's big ball,

Bobby with an IA? Go back, go back. I never saw Gino Bisconti was there, too. Oh, yeah. The whole dabble verse is around him. No, the whole thing is around. Yeah. Well, it was a dumb move for this guy

to make this kind of move right here. I mean, balls out to a thing. Like, you're a piece of shit. I'm like, I wonder what his personal thing was. I mean, he's just trying to get clicks, obviously. But even that, again, to play victim after anything like that. If you do that, it seems like you're an idiot if you think you're not going to get cracked in the fucking head.

And I think the cops... I think that's what you want. Of course. I think the cops should also go... I think the cops should watch this guy. This guy came to get hit in the head. And you got hit in the head. Yeah.

And I think the cops should walk away from that. I think the invention of the video on a phone has made all these fucking nerd losers that used to just get a beating back in the 90s. Well, I don't know they even got a beating. They wouldn't have done that. Yeah, they wouldn't have done it at all. And now they do it because they know they have video evidence and they can fucking sue somebody or get him arrested, you know?

Yeah, I can say whatever I want things. You can say whatever you want, but there's consequences for it sometimes. Yeah, but you've got to take the phone. Listen, I might be my soul taken tonight for making fun of that kid with the fucking possum teeth. Who knows? What if we both wake up? It's not right that I did that? What are we both wake up with the same face as him tomorrow?

Like Freaky Friday? That's what happens to you? He gets your face, but you get his. And you have to go. find him. I need my faith back. I have to reverse the spell. I've got a gig this weekend. I got to do Skank Fest. Massachusetts. Massachusetts 712. God damn. You are. I recognize as a scumbag on the streets in New York. Look at this. By the way, the fans, the fans of the world, though, I mean, these are definitely like skank festy-looking people. for sure so I'm not throwing stones it is just fine when you turn it the guy goes

won't you fuck off scumbag it's exactly who you thought it was gonna be standing there I don't even know who that is but it's just like if you were like hey draw who's gonna stick up for Kumi you first you just drop me over and over again hey fucking scumbagg well it's oh you definitely open the Anthony fans because they're all older you know what I mean oh yeah well this guy is this is Stevie Lou he used to be skank's guy he's wearing a I think he's wearing the Lewis is a a pedophile shirt. Oh, he is.

Yeah. That's ironic. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Look at Kevin in the background, though. He's so happy. It just happened. He's got his fucking Ebony's a Scrooge glasses on his edge of his nose.

Here's with his head shakes. All right. Slow down. I thought he just took his glasses and threw him. He did. He may have caught him on the lip. My point is, all of a sudden he goes, he gave me a little lip. I mean, what a fucking weenis.

Because I'll tell you what, if it was a situation he thought he could have, like, easily want to fight, he would have fought too. His thing was not to fight because he's like, well, I'm not going to win this fight. Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, this guy? The guy, yeah. I got a bloody lip. Yeah, well, this guy, this guy does this, though. I've seen other videos of this guy, and he, this is his thing.

Yeah, yeah. He gets people to flip out and punch him. And do something. Yeah, he just wants to make people erupt. And he got Kumiya. He was having a blast. I can erupt on something like this, though. Yeah, I know you can.

For sure. Yeah, you've hit me and Christine. That's right. Yeah. And you guys refuse to straighten out. All right, whatever, dude. Sorry. Apologize.

Wait, wait. You started over. Started it over. Yeah, fuck it. Coomia. Yeah, there's other footage of... Yeah, there's other footage of... Cuma.

I have this here. This is him getting removed and this is him talking to the cops. Yeah, that's him. Go to the remove. It's so funny to see Kumia getting pulled out by the cops again. It's so funny. Coomia doesn't give a fuck. They're applauding.

See you later They're taking them out of the room Well, Gino's wife's getting off stage Yeah Is that Shulie? No, Shulie, I don't know if Shulie was there I don't think he was there I didn't hear about Shulay being there

Bob Levy was there Yeah, Bob Levy was there Gina Bisconti was there This is all the dabbleverse people Yeah Jacob Bob Levy, familiar with the Reverend Bob Levy I'm learning

Yeah Well I guess him and him and Kevin don't get along I think It depends on the week, but it's been a while, yeah. It's been a minute. They've done shows together a bunch. Yeah, they did a show together for a minute.

So, yeah, though, I mean... That's him being escorted out. Here's him talking to the police. There's him talking to the police. It's another person filming. Yeah. Accusations. Petitia. By the way, there's no stance...

Poor Anthony, there's no stance to stand to make it seem like you're being casual about this. Like, what's the big deal? The hands on the shoulders or the hands on the hips don't look right. I don't know, something about pedophilia. It's also funny because it's got to be like, he's explaining the cops who have no idea, but it's like these are things like,

like he's making a face like there's no rationale behind anything. It's like, Anthony Coombe's in there going, like, I mean, his girlfriend was like way younger that was why they would say that. So like, something about pedophilia and like, I don't know, like, I think they said racism. He's probably, goes, I don't know, they were yelling like, race.

That sounds weird to me though, but I guess they were yelling racism. I don't know. I didn't know they were talking about me at first. He said accusations, which is plural, but he only brought up singular. He didn't bring up the trans. You know what is that? He didn't go, uh, trans girl?

Yeah. They were getting in my ass because, uh, look, truth be told, I may have chugged this chick's balls a couple years ago. They were calling me on it. The dick wasn't that big, so I didn't consider it. It was a little tiny penis, though, so I don't really count. It doesn't keep me up at night. A little tiny peter. What do you do with a trans with that little weener?

Do you suck it real quick? Is that you do? You just suck it real quick? I'm saying, but do you just fuck her butt? No, you just take your dick and you put it under her dick and you go, that's a dick. You put her dick on top of your dick. Absolutely. I will absolutely shame her dick with my dick.

I go, look at this little girl dick. Look at this big man dick right here. Slightly thicker, maybe not even longer. Yeah. I'm getting hard. We've got to take a break, dude. Her little bird is the reason I don't take pictures of my bird. She's living a whole career out of it.

I wouldn't be confident showing my dick if I was trans. I'd still be like, I'm a pretty girl. Don't look at my little dick. There'd be guys asking for their money back at your dick. I guess that's not a digger's, that's what I say about trans. I'm with you. Bobby Kelly's going to be at the Verve. And where is that?

Summerville, New Jersey, March 19th. And then the Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut, April 17th and 18th. After that, he's going to be in Uncle Vinnie's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, New Orleans for tickets and all other tour day. What are you doing in New Orleans? I'm doing a little run of like a couple clubs down there, like a theater, two theaters. Okay, because there's no comedy club. Yeah, I'm doing some theaters down there. I wanted to go to New Orleans because of Skanks last year.

It's such a blast. There is no comedy club. So I talked to my boy over there and he hooked it up. We're going to have a good time. The venue that's listed, you only have one up right now, Howland Wolf. I really like that place. That's a fun spot. Yeah, I'm excited to go down there.

I haven't been there since Skank Fest. Before that, it was with Nick DePaolo. And it's White's Only, so that's weird. Well, no, we changed that. We had to change that. It's the last place. It's only. It's the last place.

And trans. You can have trans. and we can have some blacks. All trans welcome. As long as your big dicks there. Actually, I want Little Dicks. Oh, and Little Dick ones for Bobby. Check out his YouTube, Robert Kelly Comedy.

And every Tuesday night, you can see him live at the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar. Sit. You're clock by it. Yeah, baby. Make sure you show up, God damn it. Big Jay Ocasin will be at Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco this weekend,

the 6th and the 7th after he's going to be at the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, March 13th. and the 14th. After that, he'll be in Madison, Phoenix, Tempe, St. Louis. He is touring every weekend, people. Make sure you go check them out. BigJ Comedy.com, YouTube.com slash at BigJ. Eaukerson. For everything else, we'll be right back. It's the bonfire. So bring you a little your tranny dicks back. Bring your tussies. Bring your tussies and your dinkies.