The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Atlanta Saved My Life

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Lucas Rossi, Jay's rock star friend, made an earnest cover of Corey Feldman's Comeback King. Jamie Foxx came out with a new Netflix special that calls itself a comedy. Jay plays examples of how it is more like black church than a stand-up special. Foxx recounts the emotions and steps he endured after suffering a stroke. He brings his daughter out to play guitar and sing with him. The show is short on laughs and heavy on prayers. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly So amazing I didn't have a chance to tell you this so the guy that I sang you love me I love you. I love you that all the time. Yeah You never get tired of hearing it that I get hard if you hit some knock somebody else for me I would literally start rubbing your neck as soon as I rub your arm. No. But is your arm all right?

I don't even, couldn't even guess what it is that turns Christine on. I don't have a guess. I bet some type of herb. Maybe herb. Some type of herbs. I like talent. Wow.

That's a compliment though. She likes talent. It is. Yeah, talent. She ain't fuckin' me. Oh she meant the black comic. Yeah yeah yeah. She loves talent. She wants to ride that big black talent dick. Talent Harris? Yeah. And Talent Jr. who's now doing comedy also. Now I want to tell you, so it's funny, the guy that I did God damn comedy jam with on the TV one, Lucas Rossi who was the singer, won that rock star supernova show, very talented guy. I became friends with him and his ex-wife now. He's left, him and the wife have broken up since and I stayed friendly more with her because she stayed in Nashville and she'll

come to my shows and hang out, she's great. I have nothing like no personal problem with him at all necessarily at all. But like they're doing a very public like breakup, you know what I mean? Like it's very like kind of nasty. And one of the things she pointed out, she goes, this is a girl who I believe probably hooked up with Corey Feldman back in the day at some point. She was in the industry. Probably a lot of those girls by the way. Oh yeah, but I think she, I mean she knows them for sure, but she writes, she goes, wow, you gotta be some kind of next level loser with your covering Corey Feldman songs. If you go to YouTube real quick, Lucas Rossi did a cover

of Comeback King, not funny, earnestly, genuinely seriously, and she writes the thing, she's like wow you gotta be some kind of loot exerts but they're always fighting on like social media Jesus yeah I mean it's not yeah please I'm gonna stop. I think he's mega talented. This is just ridiculous. This means he heard this and it was like oh dude someone should do this right

He did this all by himself too This one goes doing something like that and treat you like spit Yeah, it's kind of a similar style of dance because we grew up dancing together God This is a bummer. He's covered Adele, Hello by Adele before. Can you bring that up for a second just to sort of the juxtaposition of what this guy can do to what he's doing?

What look is he going for? I don't know what he's doing. 2003. It's weird, man. It's a weird look. That's about when he won Rockstar Supernova, right? Yeah. Is this the Hello? Just get to that.

Wow. He's got that I'm going bald, but I'll never bald hair. For sure. Really bugs me. That is Steve Byrne hair. It's like he's been going bald for 13 years. But check his voice. Just go bald.

Can't argue. So I'm running out of time. I like this. bald can argue I like this I mean I like his creepy goofy eyes that he's putting on I mean he's got to do something with his hair though I don't know what the fuck is happening he's Canadian dude give him a point I don't care get it or lose it. I don't want half I don't have like maybe with hair What I just realized you both have the half hair You just realized that we made a joke about it in his music video. We're in She's listen to you Jay. Yeah, I remember that fat gay guy that I beat up earlier.

She's a mess, dude. Did you ever find out if that gay guy was all right? No, no, no. I started the movement, the Stop Gay Hate movement after that. I was the poster boy. He looks like a Caesar. What do the comeback?

Can we start the hour with Jamie's crime because Yeah During this can somebody here take an open letter to Netflix. I'd like to talk to them as very quickly and very aggressively rejecting My double specials. I'm like well, and then you see Jamie Foxx has a special come out. I'm like, okay They didn't take my special because the big dogs are here. Right.

Big dogs, they don't have time to even put into this. Anticipated. Big dogs are here. Yeah, big dog. Jamie Foxx, Adrian Apolucci, big dogs are on the table. How is Big Jay's fucking off the cuff crowd work thing gonna hold up to a fucking Oscar winners. Yeah. An Oscar winners yeah an Oscar winners

stand-up performance Grammy winner returning back to comedy after quite at some hiatus coming back from crazy stories yeah of which I'm sure there is I mean a wealth of things to laugh at and make fun of and what are some of the crazy things that happened during this time? And for Christ sakes, he had a stroke. And he was out of commission for months. Yeah. We thought he was dead. This done properly.

Is this what Tig Notaro set was like everybody talks about all the time? Her big fucking I got cancer in my tits set? What was it, oh that dude? I don't know. It was 15 fucking years ago. That's what happened. I've never seen that dude set.

Slow cancer. Because I never got that guy. I've never got that dude said slow cancer Cuz I never got that guy I've never got that fella never really tickled my fancy before you think we're being pieces of shit and homophobic That's what it wants to be called No, but I mean I don't know what that said I never saw that set and I people always say it was a legendary the Tig Notaro never tell you the time where I said the Tig actually just made a bet with Bonnie? And Bonnie was like, you know what,

I'll fucking, see that guy over there? I'll fucking, not only will I fuck him, I'll marry him just for a joke. And she was like, yeah, if you do that, if you pull that off, if you do that, I'll get a double mastectomy. I'll get a double mastectomy. Gosh, she's so funny. But Tig had that set, I don't know.

This to me, I'm gonna make fun of it plenty right now. It deserves to be made fun of because it's out there in the world, but Netflix, shame on you a little bit. This has nothing to do with me. You're posting a person's like unraveling. Like you're putting out a thing there like and no one's in his quarter going like Jamie I don't know man maybe this isn't

the thing. It's not because here's a couple of it's it's entertaining for the wrong reasons. You're watching a guy come unglued. Reliving something that was clearly very tragic for him, very scary for him, which I understand all of that, but why is this called a stand-up show? It is called, it is! It's not a... They represented this rock. They should, if they called this a one-man something,

because that's what stand-ups do when it's not gonna be funny. Uh-huh, a one-man show, of course. That means it's gonna be a little bit of downtime and some motion in it I'll be a little downtown little motion so we need to get you in a theater mode Not a stand-up. Yeah, I don't know Do I have to have a stroke or get raped in Australia to get a fucking special on the stupid fucking streaming service? Oh better Jacob take it open left. Who am I concerned? Robbie Prawl question mark

Recently watched your new, and put this in quotes, Jacob, comedy specials. Having some thoughts, none of them positive. Why do you hate me? Why would you rather watch a dying old man cry on TV instead of letting people laugh at something you call stand-up comedy? Dot, dot, dot, I'll get back to it.

Um, Jamie Foxx comes out on this, so what happened last night, I was like, oh shit, it's out. Here we go, cause Bobby said, and you know Bobby always has like, he's cutting edge of knowing exactly what's going on, his fingers on the pulse. He said, for a fact, this new Jamie Foxx video

is where he, of course Netflix picked this up. He's about to drop the hammer that P. Diddy tried to have him killed. Yes. I'll back up. I sent a video of a comedian. You called it gospel. Well known, well known comedian. Who was it? Godfrey? No, he was a

guy with a space between his teeth. Other Godfrey? Uh, Paul Scheer. Paul Scheer. Paul Scheer, who, white Godfrey I call him. Who did a video and said Jamie Foxx just filmed a spe- just did a special and he said pity, uh, did, tried to kill him. That was the thing. Now, this could have been like some publicity shit that they opened up. Well, we really took it from, I mean, two of the whitest guys ever, Paul Sheer and Rob Hubel.

Yeah. I don't know why we listened to that and went away with that. Jamie Foxx could, thank God this isn't unraveling. If this was just him doing like bad stand-up because he hasn't done it in so long and clearly didn't work this out at all. I would have not watched all of it.

I watched all of it because it says, he's back with a stand-up special. He immediately comes out, he goes, everybody wants to know if Diddy did it to me. No, he didn't. And then he just moves on and you go, and then you're like, oh. You're like, okay, well that was the whole thing.

And I go, maybe he's doing like an Artie Lang book thing where he's at the end, he's gonna come back around back around he goes and guys. Let me tell you something. It was Did he did in fact take part in what happened to me the guys like a bad guy I thought this thing was so emotional I thought he was gonna eventually just bear his soul and say that right out of the gates gets it out never Acknowledged again. No, no, no did he didn't those night. I'd leave those parties early and he's probably true It's what I said when they said that Diddy was involved with us too much. I go, no, Jacob said that he would constantly

shoot down invites to naked basketball and naked black guy parties at Jamie Foxx's house all the time. But he didn't want to. No, Jacob couldn't do this. Jacob would have been fucking split in half like a fucking, like a bodies exhibit. You put a black dick in that sweet little fucking toasty dude,

he's gonna open up directly in half I do I disagree the cell when they opened up a horse just fucking zip and then just separate them I bet it would swallow it like one of those face suckers. You think he takes it Like that. Yeah, that's what he's going. That's why he goes to Florida so many times years He's down there just training his asshole to take black dick. Jacob. I bet there is a chance your asshole slurps up black cock like spaghetti noodles. Yeah. Yeah. Uh.

Uh. Uh. Uh. You just gotta put it right in the ear and then it starts going in for him. It swallows again, like anaconda swallow. It keeps going, ow. Wow.

Ow. That's how he kills the iguanas down there, not with a gun, he just, he hangs his toosie over the edge by the water and as they come up, he sucks them in. You just see the little feet kicking out of his mouth like a Gamorrean guard tail whipping to his ass like a sketchy So he says right away nothing to do with p-ditty whatsoever now if you guys wouldn't mind me crying for the next hour He's crying before he the curtain comes up

He's crying he lets you know he's probably not gonna get through this, cause he's having such a hard time crying. He has more music cues than an open Mike Black comic at a place called Scruffy's Barbecue Tuesday Night Show. Well first of all, I mean nobody's, he got fat. No, I wouldn't say he's fat at all. He's stocky, no, he's musky.

Look at his stomach. Look at his outfit, what would you say that fabric is? The outfit's ridiculous, it's leather. That's leather, but if you look from the side, Jamie got some tub on him. Probably more than he's ever had, but I don't know, I think Jamie Foxx always stays in pretty good shape.

Nah, dude, he is not in good shape. He's chubby, he got chubby. All right. I mean look he had a stroke I you know sure Keith is fat. I get it. He's gotten chubby and his hair's gotten twinkly Even the credit. Well that hair is I don't think that's hair is his hair twinkly, but I think that's a wig No, don't you dare? Okay, let me ask you a question. Yes in the special they opened up his head, right? Did they yeah, they go do open brain surgery. Remember the

member, the white doctor with the Laker shirt? Remember that long story that didn't go anywhere? Can we stop on that one for a second? We stop on the doctor story. I just this doesn't matter to me. This is something that doesn't matter to me. But the blaring hypocrisy blows my mind of the idea that if I was telling a story and I was talking about my doctor who like saved my life and I was just like forget the jokes the black jokes or

the jokes about it being a white guy that that doesn't weigh on me at all either. It's the there would be a call out about the trivialization by going like, my doctor came in and he goes, he goes, cool white boy, man, cool white boy. And it's like, that guy went to eight years of school to do what he did to help you. Don't call him white boy. Like he's earned a little more than that. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't, if it was for the sake of comedy too, I also wouldn't give a shit. If he was saying like, you know, some goofy white dude, but he comes in He's my great doctor or whatever like that. Yeah, no problem with that at all. He doesn't say that he goes Very calmly is like he's like my doctor was this this cool

Cool white boy walks in you're like that's kind of trivial. I flip side of that is just fucking weird You know, I mean people like yo, man, this guy delivered my food. He was a jazzy black guy What now black guy still not as trivializing as that? You know, I man, this guy delivered my food. He was a jazzy black guy. What? Now, black guys still not as trivializing as that, you know what I mean? How about a stinky and Indian dude? There we go. Yeah, some smelly A-rab. No, no, but he's a good doctor.

No, no, no, before you think that, no, no, don't think that's racist, because he's a good doctor. But. Thank God I was unconscious, I didn't have to smell him. You know what I'm saying? But here's the thing though, this was shocking to me

because he came out, it was like a hip hop special, places going nuts, he's wearing glasses, I don't know why. He's crazy, so fucking talented of a guy. Wearing glasses, comes out crazy, I'm like, I'm a little chubby, all right, whatever, he just had a stroke, wearing that crazy outfit, which I wish I could wear on stage,

places going fucking nuts, he's like, You gotta get you a run tell that outfit? No,'d love that. Just it had zips on the side. I went the back. The back has to have a giant logo of like the you-know-what dude like the biting the microphone. But it has to be embroidered. Oh yes. Oh it's a huge patch. So he came out and it's place is going nuts and he delivered the first line of the joke and then did something, and then he went right into fucking seriousness, and the place went fucking weird silent.

They seem to be on board because this becomes nothing but a sermon. Now I left, which I think Christine did. This is Black Church. I put closed caption on this. Did you watch it, Lou? Absolutely. You watched it too, everybody watched it?

Yeah. Lots on the way? Everybody watched it? Yeah. Lots on the way in. This is Black church. This is Black church. This is Black church. So much to the point that if you keep, and I suggest if you watch this at home, put the closed captioning on. It is more than worth it because you just hear, they tell you everything, every time

a Black person, what would you call that, testifies in the audience. Hoots. It comes out full thing. So he's like, I got to tell you, Atlanta saved my life. He wanted to put that in your ear because he wants people to keep saying it back. Atlanta saved my life. He wants you to keep saying it.

And then what's funny is just like, he doesn't even have a problem because he's just will be like, and when the doctor came in, he said to me, he said to me, and you just hear someone go, Atlanta saved your life. No, dude. But then he had to repeat that. He would go, Atlanta did save your life.

It did, it did, I love you. And he acknowledges that and he goes, I love you. He goes, and I do, I love you back. It was like Meisner. I have a blue shirt, you have a blue shirt. You have a blue shirt? You have a blue shirt. You have a blue shirt. You have a blue shirt. You have a blue shirt. You have a blue shirt.

Christine, here's the timestamps I remember on the Jamie Foxx special. We can get the, 21. 21 minutes in, there's something. I have to remember what all these are, but I'm telling you what I wanna get to and show you my favorite audience. Can I tell you the part that I did like?

Sure. I love the part at the end. When it said it's over. No. Well, at the beginning he had his beautiful daughter come out with a potty mouth, which kinda shook me. Now this motherfucker, give it up for my dad, Jamie motherfucking Fox.

It was like, wow, that was a switch. Yeah, she goes, I'm the super attractive daughter. I liked that they had Slash come out and sing a song with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was actually good. Then they had the fucking girl who smells like socks come out, his other daughter. There's two things.

That's the part where I was like, they should have done this. Smells like socks. That daughter of the car. Oh my god, that poor kid, dude. That poor kid. First of all, he has her come out and play the guitar. And listen, I'm not saying. I'm sidetracking you, dude.

Yeah, we're going real fast. I'm sidetracking you. Just stick to your thing. Well, my. What's the first thing? Oh God, the pickle bit. Yeah. The pickle.

You don't remember, do you? What? I've been bathing you for the past month and a half. Oh, the nurse. Oh, shit. The nurse has already seen his pickle. His pickle. Mr. Illness.

What the fuck? He does have good impressions. Dude, the Cat Williams bit at the front. I wish he had another six months to do it, to work on it, cause that. He just says the impression over and over again. It's the same line. No, because he said, he says a hundred things

that are crazy and then he says a couple of things that actually make sense. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was a good psychology of Cat Williams. I don't think he went on stage with any of this one time. No. I think this was all out of the blue because I said how much time kill is in this? When he gets to the part, which I don't know if we'll even play on it, but he has impressions

that are so Already done and been done and it's just it's and the way he gets, you know, I always hate I shouldn't say I hate I love the way we did a long thing on this years ago over quarantine Talking about the way people get into their impressions are always the best and his was a good like, you know These nurses would have to come check on me all the time So I just figured if you know if I could stay funny I could stay alive which was the other earworm you wanted to put in If I could stay funny I could stay alive and he keeps it goes so every day I would come and I'd be somebody else And then it's like what impressed me goes one day I came in and I was Denzel talking about getting a sponge bath

Is that what this probably is? No, don't don't do that that I Here I did that to don all morning. I would do something goofy and go if I stay funny. I stay alive I come in like whoo-hoo-hoo If I stay funny I stay alive Well, there's before they say he's I go oh he wants oh, oh that was the moment I saw right there He goes cuz I really need my dick and then they do a nut other time in the special this never happens a weird Shot where he is not really focused on him and it just zooms in on like a girl in the audience sort of who's not

Laughing at him something about his dick go back a second Turn it up All in it yes all in the bearer that affected me more than a stroke I'm like damn is my dick dead because I need my dick but yeah what the fuck was that shot for I think it's his daughter it's not you think they would say that he said I need I can't have my dick dead? Yeah, it'd be funny. It would be funny, but no one did it.

It's just a weird, no reason, zoom in, blurry, on the side shot of this girl. Can I say something? Here's what he did that fucked me up. He went, he would go from speech, tears, dick joke, God. Yeah, his pickle. I just didn't, all of a sudden he's like, God, God, he was with you, and I'm his.

And he'd be like, holy shit, what the fuck was that? And then he'd be like, and my dick broke. It's like, what the fuck? Like, he went too many places, he didn't pick anything. He did like every form of fucking comedy there is. Except funny. Except funny. He didn't even try funny, it seemed like.

He's talking about things that he thought of as if it was God speaking to him, which is very church-like. It's church. This is- I'm gonna be in my dick. Oh, well, one of the parts is coming up soon, isn't it? Where at the end of something he says, he just goes like,

yep, and the lights just go out and he starts playing religious music Yeah, and he starts like crying and singing that with him. Yeah, it's bonkers Yeah, oh shit. It's calling black Lou. I thought black we were just staring at the screen like I get it black Lou did you see it? Yeah, I watched it today. And what did you think? In the beginning I was kind of with it I was laughing and hooting hollering with him

But uh, you know how did that couple things couple things I thought were okay In the beginning I was kind of with it. I was laughing and hooting and hollering with him. But uh... You hooted and hollered at that? A couple things. A couple things I thought were okay. Did you find yourself going, Atlanta did save his life? Did you go, when he went, if I could be funny, and you went, I could stay alive. I could stay alive. Hey dude, did you know that Atlanta saved his life, but so did Chicago? Yes.

I'll take booze, I'll take awes, I'll take cheers, I'll take happiness at a club. Here's what I won't be, I will not have at a comedy club. Mm, mm. I don't want that. That's what his whole show is that. He's like, I thought I was going to die. And they're like, mm.

And everything has that on closed caption. Where did you tap out? Oof, I don't remember. It was definitely in the middle when he started doing impersonations. I didn't think they were that good. Well, even the ones that were really good are all done already,

and he's just saying the same thing over and over again. I'll tell you my favorite part of this, that I will say this will live forever, in my heart I will show this to a thousand people and I hope it becomes a long time drop on this show. He does this, again, it's like right there on the corner of a joke and then he just chooses not to. But they don't even close captions part,

but when he says he goes, I think it might be 42, Christine, look around there for this. I hope this is the blackout. Okay, so wait, we'll do the blackout in a second, but I'm letting you know the part that I wanna get to is he goes, he does a long thing where you skit, basically, where he says he's talking to God, and they know each other.

Jay and G, they know each other. They call themselves Jay and G, and he goes. His pickle knows God, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, his pickle. And he goes, oh yeah, his pickle also knows God. But he comes and goes, he's like, I'm like, G, what's up, man? He goes, and he goes, you can't do this, he's like, I'm like, gee, what's up man? He goes, and he goes, you can't do this to me, man.

I'm not ready yet, gee. Jay's not ready yet, man. Gee, I gotta go back, can't do this to my family. You can't do this to my kids. He goes, and then God stepped up to me and he said, you see what they did to my kid? And then there's dead silence in the audience and one person goes, woo!

It's my favorite thing in the entire special by far. It's Black Church. It's Black, but just because he's so serious, he's not making a joke or anything, he goes, you see what they did to my kid? Woo! It will be a drop on the show forever. Wasn't there another moment like that too with God,

with his sister? But no. Oh, I'll tell you when he brought it We'll get to that when he brings his daughter out to play guitar Which seems like she's doing like a two-year of playing guitar recital She stares at the fucking guitar. He drags her out there to do it and he starts going Could you imagine the pressure of performing in front of this big audience when you're not very good at guitar

and your dad's crying play baby? Play, show them your talent. Spread your wings like a dove. Just like an introvert kid going like, I don't like this, I have my period. It was so fucked up, man. Her trying to go from C to G to E and her father was just screaming.

You heard every switch of the finger you heard like. Going from going from Stephen Wilson, Jr. to Jamie's daughter was jarring. The funny thing is, because he used to come in, she used to come into the hospital. My heart rate would go up all the time. And all of a sudden, my daughter would come in with a guitar, and my heart rate down.

I'm like, she came in with an electric guitar and an amp? Yeah, I don't think guitar and amp sounds like. And then also, he came with the guitar, by the way. He just kept saying, by the way, I don't like this. He goes, the doctors would come in, and they'd be like, we need to get him calm. We need to get his vitals down. And she would be like, shh, shh, shh.

I got this. Just started playing the guitar goes that didn't have this didn't happen Yep, but when he does his acting coming into this is what was bothering me a bit, too I know this is genuinely emotional for him I believe a lot of this emotion where he lost me on genuine emotion is was the trail off Saying of Jamie Foxx doesn't have strokes somebody came out of it member. He's like Jamie Foxx doesn't have strokes, man They're like, yeah, he goes you got Jamie Foxx doesn't have strokes, man. They're like, yeah, and he goes, you gotta drop that ego. He goes, ain't no ego, man.

I'm Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx doesn't have strokes. And then they were like, I can walk. And he was like, yeah, then try to walk. He goes, and I was like, damn, my legs don't work. And then it just started hitting me like, Jamie Foxx doesn't have strokes. And the doctor said, we're gonna get through this.

And he just goes, Jamie Foxx doesn't have strokes. And goes Fox doesn't have the fuck on with your life You fucking dildo Keith had chew and he wasn't such a pussy I was gonna say Jesus Christ the first of all Jamie Foxx stole the Keith Robinson thunder by far Before Keith is incapacitated still and fucking his guys bragging he's like look I can still dance. I'll walk it out Yeah, I know walk it out. They had to take the steps off the key stage so he could do a special Yeah, he had a personal assistant Schumer to come out and lift the every time he dropped a microphone This is the lights dying out do this part first, this is great

Godson And then I said, man, why are you bringing up old shit? Go back. I think this is it. That's it. That was it. She went, ooh, you didn't hear it? No, no, go back. Just go back a little bit. Play it. I gave you two beautiful daughters. Amen. That was my only I gave you two beautiful daughters

No back up more Right there But I shot back God I get it I get it but the crime don't fit the punishment. He was funny walking with the captions. I'm serious, this is too much on me. Look, I'm still down here, I'm still gregarious, I'm making people laugh, I'm making them have fun. I said, but look what this is doing to my family, God. I said, look what it's doing to my kids.

And you know what he said? You see what they did to my kid. Woo! That's my favorite thing to host, but rewind it, Chrissy. You see what they You did my kid. Woo. It's better with the captions. Oh, yeah. One guy went heavy.

Heavy. I'm going to shout that out the legs tonight. Whatever Bobby says. Woo. Make them have fun. I said, but look what this is doing to my family, God. I said, look what it's doing to my kids. And you know what he said? You see what they did to my kid God I said I said look what it's doing to my kids and you know what he said you see what they did to my kid and he still kept the face that's what

I'm saying the act of dramatic acting of that is it still God right what a good memory that I remember this conversation with God. Yeah, yeah, we talked to him. Jamie has a son too. He called him G, not anymore he doesn't. I think it became this weird daughter who doesn't play guitar very good.

No, he had a son with one of his pubs. All right, nevermind, I don't know. Woo! Man, why you bringing up, oh shit. Hey Jacob. And soon as I said it I got dizzy. I said okay, okay, okay. Is this where lights go out?

Bro I'm a kidder. I was just talking to God. Talking about his dick. Using the N word. I'm fucking around bro. Okay I didn't mean to say fucking. I'm fooling. I'm fooling. Just let up off me. Dude that's a wink. I didn't mean to say fucking I'm fooling. I'm fooling

Did that's a wig I mean your system. That's a system came to me. You can't get a head surgery and not have a scar Is this it God blessed me with this talent? He blessed me with all this money in his fame and when I forgot about God Bless me with a stroke. He blessed me with all his money and his fame. And when I forgot about God, he blessed me with a stroke. He blessed me with a stroke. Oh, fuck me. He's holding his arm up. Blackout, Arm-Up, she's a hero.

There's 35 minutes left of this. This is what fucked me up. I was like, is that the end? Why would we call you? Does that mean that's the end? We were calling you like every five minutes. I know, I swear to God. I would. I just kept calling you. I was like, every time we go, don't we call him? That's the end. We were calling you like every five minutes. I know. I swear to God.

I just kept calling you. I was like every time we go I gotta call him again. I go call Bobby again. Call Bobby. Call Bobby. Steven Wilson Jr. went to the set last night. I literally could have went down, performed, did my thing, been best friends with him, hung out with him.

But they would call me every five. I was like, I'm just gonna get my car and watch this. You have to go watch this. I thought you performed at the wrong club. Well, I did try. They were gonna wrap me out, Christine. What a douche. I did. I tried to go home. I was like, I'm just gonna get my car and watch this. You have to go watch this. I thought you performed at the wrong club. Well, I did try. They were gonna rat me out, Christine.

What a douche. I did, I tried to go on. I thought he was at the cellar, but he wasn't. I went down looking at hats. I was looking at baseball hats. Is this really how you're gonna act while gospel singers singing Change Me, Oh God? Please?

Change me, oh God. ["Change Me, Oh God"] This is nuts They watched somebody at Netflix watched three seconds of my crowd work and said not interested Too many laughs laughs. Okay, lean over. Okay, we're gonna go in. What else is there?

Should we go to the impressions? Yeah. Damn, what? How much time do we have? I know, right? But here's the thing, also, one, he kills time. He does a nice three full minute reenactment of a scene from New Jack City unnecessarily. It was uncomfortable.

It's uncomfortable. Because it wasn't that good. No, the Wesley Snipes impression was bad, actually. It wasn't a good impression of him. There's also, I started comedy. And it's such an old movie. We figured out yesterday, I started comedy, I think in like 97.

And they, like, these were the new jokes of then, because Training Day had come out. You know what I mean? Like these were the things that like, Yeah, you mean. That Denzel impression was like a thing. You did Mike Tyson back then. Mike Tyson.

Wesley Snipes from, in the black circuit particularly, Wesley Snipes, you know, I'm gonna shit your father's ass down before I make change. Miss Hawkins and all that goofy shit. But like, these are so dated and whatever. And then a Mike Tyson, and by the way, the oldest of Mike Tyson in prison,

I have an impression of him like how he sounds today. It was so discombobulating all over the place. Get the daughter out, please, can we get the daughter out? Do we have time? Yeah Yes So fast, I want him to hear him say play play play was wacky to me This is 25 minutes before the end of the Oh my god, I didn't get to this part. Yeah. Oh, you didn't get to the part also where he just starts showing clips from his movies also by the way.

Yeah, he does have background. Look, they're testifying! They're testifying, it's crazy. It's Black Church, man. No, back, it's the very beginning I think, when he really starts melting down. He goes behind her and he leans down. Play, play, play. Come on.

I mean, I can play this chord. You can learn it. I got we should learn it this weekend. Play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. What's he saying, her name? Play, Annalise. This is funny. Play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. No, he's saying play better.

Play better. You're embarrassing the fucking family. Play, I told you, play, play, play. There's some more play coming. Play, please play. All right, we gotta wrap it up. All right, don't worry, we're gonna make this a thing. Hey everybody, Bobby had to run down

to his show with Dan Soder. I'm just sitting here in the studio all by myself. You can catch Bobby at the Beacon Theater in New York this Friday everyone. You can catch me in St. Louis. BigJCombie.com, Robert Kelly. No, PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly.