The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bad at Radio

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

The big boss comes down hard on the bad boys of radio!

Hey everybody, I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. Okerson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just the podcast. Hey, guess what? For full episodes of The Bond Fire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now The Bond Fire with Big J. O'Crosson and Robert Kelly. ["What's Love Got To Do?" by Robert Kelly and Big J. O'Crosson." by Robert Kelly and Big J. O'Crosson." I've been here for a couple more. I've been here for a couple months.

I think you just moved up the ladder. Big Jim, just I turned, or do you? a couple months. I think he just moved up the ladder. Big Jim, just I turn her to you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha us. So if you could just try to do it better for a little bit until we can get rid of you, that would be fantastic. Jay, Jim is a guy. I'm gonna sit on that all weekend. Hang on a second, Jay, just to help out. Jim is a man we work with.

That's what I'm just trying to let you know who he is for context. Jacob, why didn't you explain who Jim was when you said big Jim? Yeah, Jim. You said big Jim, you didn't explain it a lot. I'm saying big Jim managers is the Bonsar he's our boss I mean look I still have training wheels on so I'm just how does this work I got a cough do you rate he rate me he raped me and took me for ice cream afterwards and the way in the door he just goes podcast is doing Yes, it's doing great though, but that doesn't mean anything. Hmm.

Wow. Yeah. No, put music. Put off the, I'll tear it to her song by going on. It's just with this dead air on you. He's right, we are terrible at radio. But everywhere in the room, give Bobby a pass. My glue shut, my mic off, I'm so bad. Now Bobby, you're good, dude.

Lulu, Lulu actually just blocked me again. You were probably touching buttons. I didn't turn you off. Sorry. I'll tell you, Jacob said he looked over at Bobby, he goes, Bobby, you've only been here a couple months. Yeah, we don't want to do that. You're definitely not going to have to problem.

Yeah, I don't want to, well, yeah. I mean, we were downstairs out front. There's four chairs. There's a table and there's a couple trees out in front where we sit and have our cigarettes. And I smoke a cigar before the show. And we just got a... Did a whole segment the other day on Jacob's video

that had no sound of a girl sort of crying when she made a soccer player. Remember that? I don't think we over-explained that enough. Because there was no audio on it whatsoever. Jacob's on Team Big Jim all day long. He needs job security. We're not his only gig in this place. Yeah. Jacob's got other shit going on too. Luke, please have music playing in the back.

That's on. It's definitely silence in here. Everyone's uncomfortable. I've been working here guys. Remember for 10 years. Oh my god. He's gonna beat me. Can you tell me who that was for context? Oh god damn it dude. That's Pete Dominic from before Oh, I remember you don't know that who that is But maybe explain who Pete Dominic worked here for about 10 years. Where is he now? I don't know and him and Joe the Rose that had a famous fight where Joe said such things as I don't have the Joe park and someone do it great what we are so bad at radio because you're a cunt yeah I got a lane all the time but that wasn't I even pressed the cunt button in

over five years that's not open up with that I mean what you got to talk into yeah yeah you years. That's not open up with that. I mean what you got to talk into. Yo yo yo. Huh? Luke, please, please God, music in the back. I'm not going to talk about the time. Bobby doesn't know what that means. Luke, you're getting something without him. Because I'm dead at radio.

Ha ha ha ha. Where? Luke, don't think you got, you didn't get a little. You're also bad at radio. You're here. You could describe those videos better. You piece of shit. I don't like the fucking vibe in here. Dude.

I did that. This man's like, first of all, being Bobby sinking outside. Well, Jim, and by the way, he's right about everything. Our prime idea is pretty much in the old Kaputski, and I'll tell you why. It's just not gonna work. And that was made very clear to us. But he did not candy coated at all

but he was like it's just a terrible idea but can I say something you guys aren't good at describing things it's very visual and you guys are bad at describing things I think really bad but then but then that was that was we were like in my head I was like we can describe something that gave us a perfect example of how terrible we are at describing things because we he said come, come scroll yesterday, which by the way, it was a bit we did yesterday on the show where we had a Bobby made a commercial with DJ Lou, and then we presented a come scroll to Jacob. The come scroll was a Bobby workup idea. It was an idea that we had for Jacob to, we had a game that if you could shoot a load and hit up the upper chest,

essentially it's a ski ball scoring board printed on a scroll or a leather scroll. But we did it in Jacob style. We did it in custom Italian leather. We made it because Jacob is a classy guy. He's a gentleman. So a gentleman is not going to put a piece of plastic on his chest. A gentleman needs something from a craftsman and we had it made by a leather craftsman for him to lay over him. It's what it is. It's a scroll that you can roll out and put over your body when you masturbate so you don't get any of the stuff on you, but you can also have fun and play a game and see where you're at in life. Right to stand future broadcasters, because I assumed that everyone listens to every minute of every word I say on this show, why wouldn't you?

We're ripping gold non-stop, but apparently people mostly listen for about six or seven minutes. No, no, that's not what he said. And in those six or seven minutes, they're just like, come scroll. Come, Jacobs, come scroll. And then people are confused and hate us. Um, we, I thought we opened the show with the commercial right away because we've talked to come scroll on the show. And I assume everyone is dedicated full-time eight hour week listeners. Well, I think, I think what he was saying. I've told you this.

I think what he was saying was, hey, just a little description goes a long way. Is that what you felt? Well, I'm on team Jim now too. I need this job. Oh, yeah. I just bought a Lexus for Don. Listen. I got, I just got a Louis bag.

Listen, there's a lot of things I got to pay for. Oh, my God. Because I buried myself in debt with the promise of the show's future I'm gonna give these teeth back My teeth back So if anyone's excited for the prompt and you probably weren't According Because they didn't even know what it what. Because we didn't describe it well enough.

According to most of you, you'd be confused by the concept. Even when I said, if you were psyched for the prom show idea, 98% of you went, what is the prom show idea? Who's that? We did get this note before. I mean, Dan did that, but it becomes, it's gruesomely tiring. It goes, all right, before the commercial break, you remember, here's everything we did before the commercial.

By the time I do that, with the way I describe things, I'm gonna be like, all right, now we gotta take a commercial break, let's go to the commercial break. It can be non-stop describing backwards and backwards, like we're the momentum people. I think we can do it. It just takes a little bit.

We'll please God put music on the background. I don't know why the silence between words and today. I got this! Thank you. Thank you. Jesus Christ, spritz some thunder dome to break this up. It is thick with awkward in here. Master, blaster, kick your ass out.

Of course. We got a hot one. Christine, try to figure out if it's awkward Pick with awkward in here Master blaster kicked your ass out We got a hot one Christine trying to figure out if it's awkward if she stays on if I get fired Here's the thing Jim wasn't even looking at me. He wasn't he didn't even he he looked at me Bobby's in innocent. I'm just I don't want when he was staring me down outside. You know I did I look down He out for he out for mail looked down. He alpha, he alpha mailed you? He alpha dog, me. He alpha dog, me. And then because he knows I was gonna cry in the elevator on the way up, he put his hand on the back of my neck

and walked me right to the studio. Yeah. Like a mobster. Real quick, real quick for the audience, we're playing Tina Turner because she passed away today. Tina Turner died. Yeah, she died. See, that's good. God, you didn't have to do that. And less important news, Tina Turner because she passed away today. Tina Turner died. She died.

That's good. God, you didn't have to do that. It was important news, Tina Turner's died. Me, I'm upside down in a mortgage. I'm not. I have a glass. Tina Turner is gone. That's sad.

Did you like Tina Turner? Thank you, Lou. Did you like her? Yeah, of course. Those stems. You think she was hot. You know, she was sexy. Thank you, Lou. Did you like her? Yeah, of course those stems You think she was hot, you know, she was sexy. Can I tell you what bothered me about Tina Turner? She was sexy. No, oh Jesus Jay. No, I was guessing you asked me a question. I gave me a guess I'll let you get the answer. I'll let you guess again. You know what bothered me about Tina Turner? That you didn't know how to treat a man enough that he would have to hit her.

No, Jay, no. Okay. That's not it either. That DJ Lou is Black Lou laughing? I think the beginning of this song. Yes, he's laughing. Okay. You know what bothered me about Tina Turner?

What's that, Bobby? She sweated a lot. I mean, she was wet from the second she got out on any time she performed. Yeah. I was like, get that chick a towel. She was a damn lady. I mean, she was damp, right? Am I out of line saying that?

You know, it wasn't that way? Dona fucking summer. Dona Boston summer. Doesn't sweat at all. That's right. It just fucks the air. What happened in this documentary? DJ Lil Watch said documentary and he wants it to be a thing with all of us.

I love it. I love Donna Seller To me two fun facts two fun facts. She was from Boston. Okay, you found that out just now outside It's a fun fact. What are you there's a time limit on fun facts? Come on handshaking He's still nervous my heart's pumping and she she did it white men Is that true? Yeah, I'm not I think of it everybody's white. Bing bang boom two fun facts. Who were her famous teen intern teen intern or Shmena Turner? Tell me what this done in summer and who she dated. Who white did she date? Just like regular slubs in the music industry.

Yeah, nobody special. At least we could have had a chance if we were around in the 70s. Oh no, oh no the kiss of death! Just hang on one second for context. Big Jim just opened the door and blew Jay or Kiss. Big Jim is our boss here at Series X-O. Yes, and he just came in and scared the shit out of all of us. Oh my god. Oh my god. You alright?

You okay? Just the kiss of death. He just gave you the kiss of death. He's going on vacation too. He said I'll be available if you really need me. Yeah He's going away while what happens to us next Tuesday. He's not gonna be around. Oh, yeah, you're you have to Steward his words next week Next we're just gonna sit there. I can't even see him again and have a pleasant interaction where I can go

It's just big Jim big Jim big Jimmy super psyched about us I Really I really thought we were doing a great job. I Thought we've been doing a phenomenal job. I really I People ask me I don't you are I don't fake the funk when people ask me on the road They go are you having five I'm having a blast with Bobby? Yeah, I'm having a blast We're having so much fun like catching our rhythm and we're starting to feel it

and the shows go so fast. We're coming up around little things. We're finishing each other's sentences all the time. Every day. We're having a party, man. We're having a party, dude. Uh. Yeah.

I'm really. We're building our drop catalog with fun things that happen here. We got me doing a read yesterday That's probably we played in the future. Yeah, it was fantastic. We did a fake read. We thought was funny I think almost shut the show down. I think the serious satellite came a little lower that day That's when we did the fake read of the cum scroll the cum scroll was an idea that Bobby brought to the show a long time ago We presented Jacob yesterday. Poorly. Poorly.

Poorly. We did it for video, not audio. We did it for a podcast, not for a car. I don't know why I just assumed the audience hangs on my happy word. Blue, please gotta keep using it going in the background. Jim walked in the door, scared the fuck out of me. It really did, didn't it? Look how you're still beat red

He was being pleasant he blew a kiss, but still that's not what that was. Yeah. Oh, dude. That was the are you king? That's the kiss. They look wear tag I really I told Don I was like she's like how's it going? I'm like I can't believe how awesome it is going I go we're coming up on our own things. I had such a good time this week. It's amazing and I look forward to coming here every day. I'm like, this is awesome. I said we're probably gonna have to go into heavy contract renegotiations in between this contract. Yeah, but now it's the other way.

It turns out they might just fire us next week. Nobody wants to break our hearts. We have children up for a mortal day, not before the big barbecue. You don't want to see what max to come in with. Bobby's fucking new balances are swinging from a stealing fan. You can't have that. Not on a mortal day. You usually call you on a Friday. No, boy. To give you the news. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Two days. Oh, you're you well, it's been nice knowing you Jacob I'm sure you'll be doing fine with whoever else they throw you And then you fall back into the background don't become the national treasure that we made you do I have to give back my little

Key cards. I think it's give you key cards bad damn it. Yes. I got to fill out the former getting it a little sticker Wait a second. Okay. I was I thought maybe Jim pick pocketed my badge. We put his armor on me. Security will take those. Yeah. Comprite from my cold dead hands, I say. Would you still meet a 430 every day in front of the stairs? That's where we meet down stairs.

Is there just never accepted? No, we just show up every day. And we meet back up at 715 and we take an Uber. Oh, he said something. He was like, sure, that's cool for you podcast pussies, but this is radio man. This is live radio. He said that 90% uh, there's a lot of people. Is it 90% people listen to the podcast? No, no, it's the the people I know. I was frazzled. I was frazzled I was so dude. I was listening for anything positive and This one he said was when people listen to the podcast They listen for over 90% of the show through right like the playthrough. Yeah, it was like very very high

All four people that listen to the podcast Listen to almost all of it. That's good. My mom, my stepfather, your mother, and my friend Joe. And your friend Joe. My friend Joe. Jojo Dono listens every week. He loves the bar cast. And Dr. Stem cells in the V.A. building.

Oh yeah. Shout out to all. Dr. G. Dr. Stem cells. He was at the show last night. I know. Dr. G. The numbers are good.

Yeah, they're good. 90%. Dr. Gale is a friend of Bobby's. No, it's a friend of Bobby doesale is a friend of Bobby's No, I'm not a friend of Bobby does and a friend of mine And I think he does Illegal sense of work Don't say that don't give his name. He gave his whole name. What the fuck just say doctor. I don't know his full name He's just like giving you legal things

No, no, no, no. He's the one who Don worked with him on the upper east side. And she did like what she did laser hair removal for him. So we offered that. She would do that. And the doctor she worked with, the doctor that worked with him was the number one breast implant doctor in Manhattan at the time. Nice.

And he said to Don, your wife, my wife who I love, we met for a while. She's from Boston, she's got Brown hair, Brown eyes. You have a child together. We have a child together. They're Maximus. He's. Yeah.

And thank you very much. Turning 10 in June 2nd. Just for a little context. But he, she was looking for fake boobs. And he said, I will give you fake boobs for free. You just have to pay the anesthesiologist and I will do it, but you have to wax my back. And she, when his back was hairy

and she waxed his whole, I mean, not waxed, laser to his whole back. And she got free boobs out of it. Really? Free boobs. That's pretty great. Free boobs. It was $1,000 for her her boobs and they were like the highest

Christine you have no you have no Service to offer to get free boobs Cheers. She does what's that free seriously? Series XM subscriptions enjoy that while you can you think you think that'll be the saddest day when they fire me And then I go take a like I'm just gonna drive up and down, the island real quick and just sinking into some eighties on eight. And then just as they took my subscription away.

You get a, I didn't know, I still pay for mine. We got a free subscription. I didn't know that, nobody told me that. Thanks, thanks, Jacob. You free subscription, well. You know what, I might as well just keep it. Don't get ahead of yourself. I'm just gonna keep mine.

Cause I- You gotta change it and change it again. That's gonna be a whole pain in the ass. I like listening to Stern and Jim and Sam in some radio. So I'll just keep it, thanks. I know, reluctantly I'm gonna have to pay for it afterwards. I enjoy the service. Yeah, I just give him free, free Tata's.

But then the guy actually got arrested because he was giving, he would do playmates Right, there was playboy playboy playmates. What's the other magazine? Was it hustler? What were they called? Panhouse pets so a lot of the penthouse pets would go to him for boobs because he was so good But he kept he had a fat he kept giving them bigger boobs. He kept pushing them into big two big boobs He gave all these women their boobs were so big that the nipple but he kept giving him bigger boobs. He kept pushing them into two big boobs. He gave all these women their boobs were so big

that the nipple, because you would take the nipple off back then and that way there was no scars, right? Because your nipple has the around it. You wouldn't see the scars in the nipple. You'd see the scars. Those scars were weird too always. You have like a skin graft right below your nipple.

But before that, it was a scar under the tit that you definitely saw. The tea. The tea split. This one with the nipple you barely saw it just faded into the nip. Depending on the nip, but you know, Don's nip it faded in. But he gave him such big boobs that these girls nipples were like falling off like they were too big. And oh they stood just it was up off. It just wouldn't heal because it was just the tip was too big So he got in a lot of trouble got sued and then he wound up I think he got arrested He tried to get dawn to get like fucking huge dits like de cups It's either he did a fine job on her. Yeah, because she was like no

I just want to go up one size. That's it. I don't want to go crazy and I get some real mega cans in you. I should get some. How do they put them in now? How do they put them in now? I think through the same way, right? I don't know how, she's gonna get hers. I didn't know there was a shelf life on tits.

She's gonna get hers. She was like, I think I might get them taken out. I think it's like 10 years or so. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, D, you got to, she's like, I might just get them taken out. And I'm like, in what? I mean, Shannon's worth, I think Shannon's going like 17 years with hers from gas digital.

Well, you can go, the new ones, the new saline, a silicone is actually good. Like it doesn't, the silicone before was bad. This, the new version is good. I'm just like, reading this and Titch up weekly. I don't know as you were reading the trades on this. But yeah, no, it's just a better version of it.

And then, but she's got to get her's done, but she might not get them read done. She might just go back to regular titties. Which I don't know how I feel about that, Jay. Put your foot down. Bring it up so my container please. Well, let me put my foot down. You know, like what? Like you know, like you're gonna turn. You're gonna force you to do it. Yeah, it's scary. No, a little bit.

Make a flinching to get new tits. I've found this. If you hit them hard enough once, they act right for about a year Is that true Christine? Jay doesn't hit Yeah, that's probably my fault It's her fault that I don't hit now that's not the case What am I gonna do what do I tell her? I just beg her to get new ones Yeah, why is the I mean saline seems to be a lot safer Why does everyone go with silicone still they look better? the You get dude, I don't have fake tips. A polymer. A lot of stories about silicone leaking and just having...

Yeah, they don't, they just have bad health. Doesn't leak anymore. It doesn't leak out. Jacob, that was your grandmother's fake tips. That was your grandmother's fake tips. That was your great grandma's fake tips, dude. It's a different world now. We think those depression fake titays.

But yeah, if she goes back to, she had a bee cup, kind of. I think one was an A and one was a B, it was a weird titty job. I liked her boobs or a ridge in her boobs were nice. But if she goes back to regular boobs, I mean, what do I do? And now boobs are like, what a 10 grand, right? I'm gonna drop 10 grand on boobs, do I do that?

Do you like that? Yep. Isn't it with cosmetic surgery now, like how many, if there was a holocaust now like the piles of bodies and bones What have the weirdest things and I'm just fake tits everywhere B.l's falling out. There'll be no gold teeth. There'll be porcelain teeth and silicon tits Everything's just fake Like horse hair. There's just be iPhones and silicone tits Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to do I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it.

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I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not letting Dr. G. He told me he would defeat that's on me. No, he didn't He's definitely right price you pretty much Frankenstein anything on my body. I want Dude, I have a little knot on my hands. See that little bubble. Yeah, I have one of them too. He goes Let me get that for you. I'm like what? Sap the little laser. No, he stuck a needle in it and started sucking stuff out Oh, see that's what I got to do on my hand. Yeah, but it didn't work

You know, so let me tell you what's awesome. Didn't it, really? It didn't work. Let me tell you what's funny about this doctor. He's the first person that ever said this to me before. He goes, not asking if I've done it like, is that a problem? I was like, is this weird little thing on my cheek sort of,

that you can see, and on my hand, he was like, have you stuck a needle in him yet? I was like, no. Yeah. He's like, no? I was like, no, he was like, have you stuck a needle in him yet? I was like, no. Yeah. He's like, no? I was like, no, he's like, yeah, let me see if I can maybe whack him with a laser or something.

But like it was, but yeah, he rules. Yeah, it's weird because it's like a box of trisket's on his counter and some snacks. And you're in there on a table getting needle stuck in him. Oh my God, yeah. Like he went to his freezer like moved over like a thing, aga waffles and he was like, this is the cure for baldness. Wow.

I swear to God, he's like, it's in a dark bottle because the sun like it ruined it. It's like science. He's like, he also had a couple of things. He was like, I have the patent on and I have to this and you're like that All you know it brings sight to the blind that I'm like well dude sign me up. Yeah, see this right in the butter container This you cut your finger off grows back. I mean, right? Yes, absolutely again. We're talking about a Dermatologist Dr. G Dr. G their metallurgists to Bobby's wife the work with. He lives in the building across the street from Jay.

God, the show's going so slow today. No. No. How was it? We probably got to take our first break. We're so far from having to take our first break. Hey, let's tell everybody we got a guest on today too. That's great.

Oh, yeah, and we don't even know where a guest very well. Jay! Jay! You don't say that. Huh? Expanding your comfort zone you're breaking out of your comfort zone his name is very very hilarious Greg Warren's new special the salesman is available on Nate land, Napar Gatsy I think though there's a posh to fiesta at the end of a word. It's not a Greg Warren.

Yeah, Greg Warren. Warren's new special. Yeah. Greg Warren's new special. Don't, don't. You call them Greg Warren's. I know, I know, but don't, don't, um, what's that called?

Nerd-Bully me, please. Is that what that was called? Yes, did I have a learning disability and I was a Juve Hall. Most of my childhood. Now let me tell you something. Yeah. Big Jim, our boss me tell you something. Yeah. Big Jim, our boss called himself a nerd.

Right. In the elevator. Did you just say I'm nerd bullying you? Like I'm calling you a nerd, like you, are you trying to nuzzle up to Jim now again? I mean, Jim's a good guy. He's a nice guy. Is that, is that what you're doing?

You're trying to dog whistle him by saying the word nerd also? Listen, no, I'm just saying Jim's a nice guy. Is that what you're doing? You're trying to dog whistle him by saying the word nerd also? Listen, no, I'm just saying Jim's a nice guy. He has a point. Jim is again, our boss here. Nice guy. Bobby, don't you dare. From idea, 95% Bobby Kelly.

Wait, wait, wait, what the fuck are you doing? You can't do this, Jay. 95? Guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, We had a great idea to do a bonfire prom live show. And it's apparently not a great idea for the radio. It's a great idea for a live show. I think, and I quote, it was called the stupidest idea I've ever heard for a radio show with two guys, you don't have to describe things. If you push it all together and take out a few things,

yes, that's what he said. Yeah, look, I'm taking out the vows to make the license plate smaller, but you know what I'm saying, right? Yeah, he pretty much. He pretty much. And we came in heavy though. He went, what's this thing?

And we were like, well, here's the deal. Now, me. I did. I did. I didn't, I saw it. When I saw the posture, when I saw Big Jim hit the elbows to the knees, I was like, oh, he's not into the idea. And he came that he goes, make it make sense to me. And then I immediately went, I can't. But I just

changed the format of the show. I think the in Bobby were thinking we do a radio show first and then maybe afterwards there's a problem. None of us were thinking that. I actually came in happy. I do his face. I came in happy when he said, when he said, make it make sense. I was like, well, here's a deal. We had segments. And I had it. I do his face. I came in happy when he said when he said make it make sense. I was like well here's a deal. We had segments and I had it. I was like we have three four segments. The first segment is we walk in and we're doing like a Joan Rivers on the red carpet and he was looking at me and I got to the second segment. The second segment no but I went off the rails. What's your second segment? When Bobby goes we'll have a dance contest He just said Bobby didn't get the

STF contest out before he goes and that works on radio how And then me and Bobby looked at each other then we looked away from each other We both look there. I thought about taking my sunglasses off that point and then I thought I was gonna look threatening the big gym And so I just left them on and I happy I have them on. I was gonna cry three times. That's true. That's true. It was just us. It was him telling us.

It was him telling us stuff and us just nodding our heads. Like, yeah, that's true. That's true. It's a shitty idea. I go. I thought that pretty much from the get go myself. Me and Bobby were like, this is actually a really stupid idea. Don't ever listen to us again. He sat down and became his desk.

Like his desk when he was around table. We were out there for a half hour before we got out there and we didn't somehow we came into his office. Wow. It was funny to everybody. He's music in the background though, especially when we're talking big Jim. I wish I could have had that on tape. Nobody, like Christine didn't say nothing. She didn't even include herself in it. She was, I'm doing fine. Yeah, she's, you didn't even like bag as up, Christine. Christine, they could reassign Christina, rock the bells tomorrow, she'll be there.

I'm fucking on the ones and twos for L.O. Cool, Jay. Yeah. Damn. I mean, we talked about it. Everybody was in on it, right? I thought we were all happy about it. It's just now, it's just now 5.30. Can I make you feel better?

Yeah. I just got a text two minutes ago from Big Jim himself. Yeah. Who's a Bonfire context, our boss? He said, what's the good news? They can't fire us legally for like seven months. No. What?

Tell them I love them. Exclamation point. Oh, I gotta tell you, that's not good. No, let's set this up. He's trying to clean this up for the weekend for us, so we don't, we don't soak in it. But I'm wearing it all weekend. Christine and me are going away tonight until Monday.

It's gonna be a miserable time for Christine. She can have me soaking the whole time. Doing dead man float on my back in a pool. Just looking at the sky, knowing that I'm just taking a tanking financially on this house that we're going to. And I'm coming home to no job. I'm coming home.

I'm going to my tiny house that I'll have to put a, I hope I'll stop at a hardware store and get a four sales sign. Yeah, you might as well. So the front lawn. Bobby House, but I save yourself the 20 bucks and just make a four sales sign with some marker. Make it a project for you and Max.

How about this? I'll keep that house and I'll sell the house in my chest so I can have a little extra cash. Yeah, you know what? Probably for the best. Build out the tiny house with the money from the real house. Yeah. Max will understand.

Most kids enjoy growing up with a loft with no privacy. While your parents sleep on a loft, not what, 15 feet away from you. Ten. 10 feet away from you. Yeah, most kids want to masturbate and their teens looking at their mom and dad sleeping. Oh, that's got to be so great. Just one black basketball players jump from your parents. You have to every time you come you have to go Max you all right. I'm good

Damn, I'm good dude. I don't know if you ever saw Levitiloka But that's what that was with big puppet said the little puppet right before she killed it with piano wire. I love you Michael Corleone loved Frado Adam killed. Yeah, we're dead We're just two Frados Sitting here. We got a roll room full of Frados You think you're safe Christine your girl Frado You think you're safe Christine your girl Frado

Boy It was fun while it lasted I've had a blast here at a good time. I'm gonna miss the old desk Yeah, the old super right on time clock. Yeah, the most accurate clock in all America I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss buying things with Jacob making him a glass. He's never gonna be the guy We were gonna make him into it does John Feekel saying still work here. No, I think so. Yeah, right Luke No comment. I could start my feud with him again. He's going strong. He's doing great. He's thriving. Yeah, he describes things better Do you think John Feekel saying oh guys a guys little context, John Fugel saying sucks. Lou, can you put Lou up? That's why you don't play the music.

Put Black Lou up. He has a comment he would like to say. Black Lou works on the show. Black Lou's unflierable. He's a, I guess he's, because he's having a baby. Yep. Nice.

Yes. Black Lou. What do you mind just saying the numbers to the show a lot of times in radio you want to reset Say the number to the show so the fans can call in kind of talk to you guys Sure, I got that if you wouldn't mind just throwing out a couple times You guys like the show and you want to call in and tell us how much you love it. It's 866 966 9 26 Boy, you know, he was just bullying you the dude and he was giving you a little radio advice, Bobby.

Hey, Jay. He was showing Jim that he has good radio skills and he was telling you what to do. Yep. This whole crew's turning on us. Not DJ Lou. DJ Lou's leaving with me. I don't know what I'm gonna do yet.

How dare you. Hey, it's good though. I love this state. It's the Bonfire on 103 Faction Talk. Serious XM, call in at 866-969-1969 if you want to say goodbye. I'll take everyone down with me. DJ Luce deals playlists from Sirius XM to DJ for bar mitzvahs. You steal licensed music from Sirius XM for bar mitzvahs. You steal licensed music from serious XM for bar mitzvahs.

You're a piece of shit. Such a piece of shit. You have a dossier in all of us. Jacob writes off post it's that he steals from work to open up door knobs. Yeah. What are you gonna say? They have to put my reads in 55. Put hell back on and seven pages.

Christine hasn't bought super hard uncomfortable napkins at our house in years. She's been taking them right from here. Damn, little music please. Stop looking at the clock. It's so early. I don't even want for three hours. I'd change the subject just briefly and give a better gift to back around the subject just briefly and give a better give us a background on the subject campaign wine update

For I will give context please I'm gonna take a C. S to while you explain campaign to someone who's driving listening to the show for seven whole minutes Hang in there everybody, but even Bobby doesn't know this campaign wine is a bit hot family fuck wait wait wait before you explain it now god damn it what? what's happening in this room? uh... bobby he just did a thing and other like there was another dog whistle to Jim

what? i see what you did right there when he's like he goes, oh i guess well bobby actually has no self-explained to bobby Jim sit outside if you have to give context you could always use the thing like you're throwing it to Bobby Like you know, Bob. You weren't here. So let me explain this to you and you just did the thing You're showing him that you just took his note. Hey Jim. I'm fine. I'm here. I'm good to go

You don't have to worry about me throw me on with anybody. I'll make sure I ask the questions I took his note and I ran with it. Oh Good Jacob. Tell about campaign Anyway, Bobby So Bob can campaign one is the batat family campaign. It's a can sparkling one. Yeah, label that my brother owns With a partner and so he's doing yeah, we've tasted it on the air as a rosé.

Little context. I've been sober for 38 years in alcoholics and onamus. Right. But other people drink. OK, yeah, which is fine. Yeah. And so my brother's doing, continuing his Texas tour. He was in Dallas last week.

And this Friday and Saturday, he'll be in Houston at Six different spec stores, so check Campaign and meet the but be didn't meet a different patat Show some love get some campaign Go on Instagram Twitter campaign and The big Jim you listen, is it personal? Yeah, but we've done campaigns so it kind of works for the show, Jim. Jay. You just pulled a halt to my loathing about we're already not entertaining and Jacob did

a commercial. We got yelled at for doing a fake satire commercial yesterday. Because this isn't a commercial. This is meet a batat. Yeah. Oh, it's not a commercial. It's meet another batatat a different type of batat And it kind of works because bonfire context Lou got wrecked on the air drinking it. It's good stuff

Yeah, it sounds like great stuff. What's his name again? What what's the name of it again? Can pain can pain from another batat. Patat sounds like a French pastry, doesn't it? It got DJ Lou fucked up DJ Lower engineer really he was strong. He's been engineer from the beginning and he got fucked up on campaign on the How long has he been with you since the very beginning from the very beginning DJ Lou whiskey like eight eight years not really an engineer. You know what? I really smart like that he's a he's a board with us. You're a genius. You're a genius. Are you crazy? Yeah, you had your mind. Yeah, don't we say those nice things about you? You're an artist. Yeah, the artist

Thanks you guys are hot too What he doesn't have to take compliments You hot hand party. We just said you smart. You're genius. What's hand party mean Bob? Hand party. Sorry guys for you guys listen. You might not caught up but this week We talked about Lewitsky went to a hand party and then we created our own hand party. Which is, you go and have a good time with him. A shirtless, on a very human day, preferably in Florida.

Yeah, so go listen to it. Go back and listen to it. The sweat is a big dancing. There's frozen peas on a trampoline. There's a lot of context for you right there and we're gonna be throwing a live ham party do you know what hurts the most about it how are you gonna do a live ham party I'm sorry we're not playing how that's gonna work well well we're not holy shit I don't like tucked in pants Jacob days we were

turning you cool dude we were turning you to a cool guy You went right back. Oh, this is radio you went right back to the frat a corporate cocksucker Remember cool. We work I almost had Jacob getting a tattoo with me. I don't know which side to take Who Jacob is Jacob should I take Jacob's side? I should have you over on the cool side No, but which is kills me is that they won't, people listening, apparently 98% of them don't know what hand party is because yesterday they only listened for a few minutes and probably missed hand party.

And if they chimed in yesterday for the first time in the middle of hand party like, this show fucking sucks It's not true you can recap in one sentence holy shit 540 Every time I look back it's only been a few minutes. It's crazy. I thought we had three subjects instead Can we talk about now that you've recapped hand party? Yes? We found out something today that yeah, it's actually a thing, uh, that, um, what's his name? Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein was known for all his crazy shit, but one of the craziest things, weirdest

things that he had these hand parties. Did you find any information on him? I, it's not coming up. What, I'm a fan. What coming up. I'm a fan. A fan said it to me. So I don't know if a fan made it, but you know, it said CBS News down the bottom. Down the bottom?

Yeah, in pen. So I don't know if it's fact. I can't say this is a Bobby fact. I don't even think it's not a fact. Also, we have our guest Greg Warren's going to be coming in. And maybe with Greg, what we'll do is we'll take some of our dear joby questions. So we've got a bunch now. Now, dear joby, yes, Jacob, don't stare daggers through me. Is it bit we did yesterday? Yes. The black Lou, who also

works on the show, sitting at home as wife's pregnant, she's bad to give birth any minute. Any black. He's black. He is black. When I was just. His wife's white. Their kids are half black and half white. Uh, if I keep doing that, I forget what the hell I'm talking about. Well, we had a, uh, ask Joby. Take your happy. Ask Joby. We had the idea to do a dear Abby kind of thing and we did Joby.

So you can call in. You can call in. I mean, send them in if you want. We got a lot of good questions. We got a lot of good questions to ask, Joby, and we give you advice. Me and Jay. Why not?

We give you advice on the next. Fouls, another show, do it. We should do it too, because this one will be funny. Why not? At least for the limited amount of time. Yeah. Shall I pull one up? Oh, I thought you were looking at your phone.

Did Jim just text us hack? Oh, there's campaign campaign.com campaign. It's good shit. What honestly? What does it taste like? Is it wine or is it bubbly wine like a like a spritzer? Sparkling wine. It's a spritzer. So it's like a girl drink. No, I mean, there was a rosé, not to Lou Witsky out, so is that a girl drink? 12% alcohol. It's like the highest alcohol content. What is 12% alcohol?

People, someone just tuned in right now. They don't understand what you're talking about. I campaigned Jose. From where? Who does it? From the Batat family. Who is that? You the fuck is the batat family Last name, okay, and who runs it works on the show. He's right there. The brother runs everything's unfolding on top of a towel

But 12% alcohols no joke is it I don't even know So you can have one can and just get fucked up me and Lou shock under few I don't know. Is it? I don't even know. No, this is like half a bottle of wine. Wow. So you can have one can and just get fucked up. Me and Lou shock on the few. Jesus. Yeah. That would feel good. We were experienced and it killed me.

Yeah, it kicked. Why did the last alcohol one? Yeah. You did the sparkling red wine and just took two to the dome. It's a full bottle of wine in the can. That's crazy. And he was having fun.

I think he called Black Lou the Inward off of the microphone. But he had one of those certificates that Black Lou gave him. He did. Which I by the way carry my bag at all times. I have mine in my bag. That's where it got so to do. I almost had to explain to Max what it was. And you go, you'll understand one day. You'll get it one day. Yes.

If you'd like to do a dear job, you lose as that. Christine has a very good question from somebody. That's fine. Christine, before you do that, why don't you explain everybody with your job is because someone just tuned in. Dear job is an advice segment and named job being from a combination of Jay's name and Bobby's name. J and Bobby, who are who? They host the show. I host the barf.

And I replace Dan Soto because you might be listening for the first time since Dan was here. Dan was here but he was like, look, I want to go do other things. He left not on bad terms. I stepped in to kind of keep the show going and me and J. This is still the bonfire by the way. Still the bonfire. I'm J. From before, J., Jay Okerson, St.O.

comedian. I'm Robert Kelly, Stannup comedian. And I am. For those of you just tuning in, this is Christine Evans. She's the, one of the producers in the show, and she's gonna read something about Deer Joby, which is a combination of Jay and Bobby, which if you're just tuning in as our names.

Christine. On the Deer Abbey. Go ahead, Christine. Too much dead air, Christine. I mean, we lost someone just tuned in. Let's start over. Start over, Christine. Someone just tuned in.

I know. Listen, guys, who just tuned in, we're doing a dear Joby, which is a take on dear Abbey, which is my name and J's name, J and Bobby. Joby, I just replaced Dan Soder. We're the host. We're the host. We're the host of the show on the last time. This is the new bonfire, but it's the old bonfire. Christine. It doesn't matter who Christine is.

But you don't understand this dear Joby thing. Dear Joby's advice, come on Christine, go quick. Okay, my husband recently told me he hates me. He hates that I'm an introvert, and I don't have sex with him enough. To be fair, it's only a few times a month. I'm just not very into him that way. He's 20 years older than me. No, he doesn't have money. I have daddy issues. I've tried

to leave him before, but he put tracking devices in my phone and car and followed me two states away begging me to come back. Christine, I gotta say you're reading this with like a pleasant tone of a real horror story. She was, and then he beat me on Mars if we, and that's when he said I couldn't eat me more. it's pretty sad I want to make a little upbeat. Yeah I will tell Don to beat it. How's that? Slow it tell. I'll tell Don to stop riding into the show.

How's that? I stupidly went back to him and now I've wasted two more years. I don't know how to get away from him. He won't let me go but also supposedly hates me and I'm pretty sure I deserve much better. I feel stuck and like I'm wasting the good years I I have left. Well, I'm still hot smiley face Well, I I don't know if it's a smiley face or a crying face. Did you set a picture? Well, we have her profile and no names No, no name, but she is with an older guy so hot. She's very is hot. Yeah, I was like this. I'm like run Don't run walk down the end of the beach and hook up with another guy in two seconds. She's smoking

She used to brought. Yes, stop wasting time and yeah, how old is she that's I Don't know I guess guys do kill girls all the time. I was gonna be like just leave What is it? Things like he won't let me leave because Sherry will and like I let's use a complete psychopath who kills you Which is also possible. Yeah, unless he's the leader of a cartel. Wake up to the one-offer butt. There's something in her handle that makes me think she's my-

Oh, yeah, you don't let her leave. Look at that ass. You know what, I would say, just stay with him, honey. He's not gonna let that go. I wouldn't. You'll be in danger of the rest of your life running forever. Or just sit back and let the guy take care of you. You know what I mean?

Good Lord. Yes, you smoking hot. I said. Okay, you know what, Jacob gave a good reaction there. Change the answer now. I say run away from this guy, go to Jacob, be very public with Jacob and let Jacob handle this motherfucker when he comes calling.

But not this Jacob, the Jacob with the chains. Yes, change Jacob. Yeah, change Jacob would handle now Bobby why the fuck did you I'm sorry? I got Jacob. Sorry. I Jory guy and he's he's a little Jacob's our producer. He's a bit of a tightly wound guy who over the years of the show not anymore as of this I who over the years of the show not anymore as of this Okay, go. I don't agree. Come on. No, I don't agree. Okay, cuz I'm the way address Your next surgery

The show is falling apart now we have to explain the Jacob's next surgery a long time I wasn't here for that so I would actually like the next surgery information So if you give me context on the next surgery, I mean tightly wounding so you would like a partier I would go to a party. I don't know I need go to a party, but I mean you're just very regimented in the way. That's what I mean. I'm a son of insult All right, I didn't know how you I didn't take it as an example what you know i'm more uh... i'm more philix that i am oscar trust me i'm regimented regimented i am

i like i'm pretty social but over the course of the show i think you've come yet to give like uh... with the help of of everybody here and, yeah, the help of the chains when you put the chains on Jay and Christine bought him chains, they want to as neck and change your whole energy, I actually have a bracelet for you that's coming in on next Tuesday,

a leather bracelet with a little tint of silver that's gonna change the game for you. That's Robert Kelly talking from the bonfire. Yeah, I'm pretty a big of a two months. So. Can I tell you my problem with chains? I like the ones that you got me. It's five or four years.

It's crazy. Only eight minutes, dude. I thought we were. I thought you missed the commercial break at this point. I think it's psychological when I was in high school. Yeah. All the, uh, the Italian dildos were chained up and just were the nastiest people to me. Yeah, but you have different chains. You have, you have cool chains. You have like stuff. Why, but I see them wearing it every time I see jewelry. Yeah. I think I never wore

jewelry because I always associate it with guys who drive Irocks. You're not being some dumb day. You have the flag on that Italian flag on the car. Yeah, this isn't dumb, Dego shit. This is like, it's, it's Matthew McConaughey stuff. This is John Mayer shit. Yeah. This is like, you're gonna be,

yeah, you're gonna be playing in a little coffee bar with a bunch of girls and fans. Yeah, you're cool now playing in a little coffee bar with a bunch of girls and fans. And yeah, you're cool now. You're good to go. You're good to go, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how long you guys think you're gonna work here without me when everyone's gang bagging Christine in the studios.

Jay. Yeah. How they just tune in. They don't know what that means. Oh my god. Jacob, he's one of the producers of the show and and black Lou one of the other producers on the show Both had sex dreams back Christine who was the other producer in the show who also is my longtime girlfriend We lead out the dog recently

A year ago now and we really love her and I think Lewis has another comment and another comment. And then when we, and they, there's sex dreams involved, one of Black Luz, sex dreams was that he's gonna give Christine the high, hard one in high heat studios. What's high heat studios, Jay? It's here, six, I can't do any better than that. Oh, shit, it wasn't in high heat studios. It was the Andy Cohen studios.

Yeah, he was gonna bring a little heterosexuality that otherwise gave room. And I don't have to explain that. If you know Andy Cohen is, the cancel serious. Yeah, he was gonna bring a little heterosexuality that otherwise gay room I don't have to explain that if you know Andy Cohen is the cancel serious Cleams he absolutely didn't come He didn't come in the dream, but that's not true because Christine won't leave until she coaxes it out of you I've seen her work and Jacob woke up in his dream and went to the shower immediately and direct one out with his leg up on a bench Any pounded at his cock until a semen shot out of it. Yeah.

To Christine that produced for my girlfriend. His coworker. They had years. I actually think that's old news. That's news. Well, we have to let it know because somebody probably just tuned in now. I'll tell you what, somebody just heard, came all over from Christine and was like, what's that story?

And now they don't know. That's your fault for just tuning in. It was Dream Christine. And then I went back to, now it's like it never happened. It's 652. It's 652. Oh my God. Well, I'll tell you what, that last four minutes

actually did jump. That was quick. If you told me it was just 50 now, I'd be able to leave it, but it's 52. And that's pretty cool. Okay, and you was 52. That's pretty cool. Hey, you know what? That's pretty cool. Yes, Black Lou. Now you feel my pain, Lou. Hang on, Lou, we didn't hear you say it again. Hi, Black Lou. I am a producer on the show of the bonfire used to work for Opie and Anthony before and now I am here on the bonfire. But

you're not in studio, though. You're not in studio. Okay, tell them I'm not in studio. I'm not in studio because I am waiting for my second child to be born, which is going to be happening at any second. Context. Are you delivering? I'm just wanted to say that there are some pretty decent phone calls on the line if you wanted to put those up and maybe talk to some people.

You can see this real radio guys. Take some calls. Here we go. Absolutely. Jay picked the collar, Jay. Especially Mike and Orange County has a great question for Jay. Who does? Mike and Orange County. Okay. Mike and Orange County, you you're on the bonfire a shadow r.i.p. to the ball fire yeah

that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that caller and he is not bringing the energy and he's he's the nail of the coffin and uh... mike did you have a question black lucid you had a question for me black loser producer and i'm just and i just want to know what i'm here to uh... to the picture

and that we see and sent yet the actual dentist took the picture so your nubbies. Oh, they haven't sent it yet. The actual dentist took the picture, so they're going to get it all when I go back. Yeah, I'll have some good nubbies. Yeah, I was looking forward to that. I promise, if we're not working here, I'll still post it online. A.J., real quick.

Real quick. What happened to your teeth? Oh, shit. Sorry, Mike. We got to run. I felt it. I mean I'm Jay one of the hosts of the bonfire on series XM factions up one of three with Robert Kelly and big J. Oakerson. I'm very new two months. I got Bobby's new

This is his fault. No, it's my severe lack of skill. I Need today. I need today. I need food. Yeah, so I'm getting my teeth done. I have temporary in right now, but I'm getting veneers. Getting veneers. And so there's the context. So there's the context of that.

They need to shave down your original teeth. And they shave down my original teeth. The process of getting veneers as they shave down your original teeth Jacob don't give me fucking hand. I didn't like that at all. I don't like that. I just took the emergency breakoff buddy Now you're going downhill. You're good. Wow. You're rolling down the hill buddy. You're on your own. I already like a while ago I think I'm ready to go on my own he goes. I really like Who are gonna be alright Thank you a i jayka fucking pussy

Wow Wow look at all the colors calling it. Let's go to another call. Should we take the dear jobbies? Let's take a let's take one more call. Are you picked call? I can't see the board. It's not in 50 No, it's okay. Oh here we go right there. There you go. Look. Thank you Here we go right here Let's take there we go. There's another one Let's take oh here. Let's take color six

Colors six Let's take color six. Yeah, this is a name. Yeah, this is a name. Lou, what's the name? Ted. Ted, what's up? Ted, you're on the bonfire with Big Joke. I'm Robert Kelly.

I just replaced Dan Soda. It's 550, six. I'm so grateful, everybody. I've been listening to you guys for a long, long time. As a matter of fact, just before I tell you my theory and I got, you guys got me through the pandemic because it was really miserable. And I was like, absolutely in hell.

And you guys literally, all of you got me through it. So thank you very much for that. I love you guys very much, Lauren. Well, I mean, not all of us. Not all of us. I mean, I wasn't here. Yeah, but you weren't there, but you were a guest a few times. Thank you. Okay. I guess the parents just helped out.

I'll take it. Thanks, buddy. So, see, it's there. Okay, I have a theory. I think I figured out what the problem is and why the boss is coming down on you guys. I think I figured it out. We're straight away, boss. I think Sotar is, I know. I think Sotar is trying to, uh, trying to sink you guys. I think he's bad because you and, uh, Bobby are getting on so well

and you're getting, you're finding your groove and everything's going good. I think he's jealous. I think he's trying to sink it. There could be evil in Dan. Yeah. You know what? Can I say something? I wouldn't put it past him.

Is Dan and Jim the same height? They are so nice. They are. I mean, that nice. The same. Yes. I mean, that's pretty trippy. Yeah. Did you see mission impossible? Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen Dan and Jim in the same room either.

At least not since Dan quit the show. That's crazy. That's pretty weird. Yeah. Do you think maybe he killed Jim and now Dan is Jim? be weird. Do you think maybe he killed Jim and now Dan is Jim. Dan is Jim and he knows that that prompting would fucking murder on the radio and just blow it up. You know what, Jim changed him out on the prom show but Bobby still wants to be a good idea. Big Jim just turned me on the prom idea. Bobby's like, but it is still a pretty good idea. I

Was all in dude. I was getting ready to hire Sean on We look shot on up. We were gonna hire Bowser. I talked to gnome about being the band I got a fire gnome. We should take Ray and Ray from Georgia one more Ray from Georgia and we'll take a break Ray Ray welcome what it says on the thing Ray you're on the bonfire hey hey guys Well you and the not Dan had a really good run it lasted a lot longer than I thought it would Mm-hmm, I don't know something like that named Probably not Dan not Dan. Yeah 30 years in the comedy business. I mean you probably Bob Kelly I mean I am still a stand-up. You said two months, did we make a longer than we,

he said he made it further than longer than he thought we would. That's pretty cool. That's good, I guess. It's a good one. Hey, look, we get through some of the Patreon, probably get some, what do you call that? There's frivolous income, right?

Just gonna probably roll about 30, 30, 40 bucks a month for each other. We'll go on, are you garbage, see if they can pump up our numbers a little bit. Oh yeah, I'll join the, are you garbage network? Hello to you Jay, and good hello to you Jay, and the other not fan guy, how forget his name. What does this guy write on me? See if they can pump up our numbers a little bit. Oh, yeah, I'll join the are you garbage network? I Good love you Jay and you other not fan guy forget his name. I'm gonna scare enemy. Oh, what do you hate me? What's going on, dude? He's teasing me so mean

I just went through a traumatic experience You're fine, dude. I'm on the skids though They're gonna have a meeting about me this weekend. Is this guy worth all the hubbub? Can this guy explain a fucking thing? Is Jay and not Dan doing good? I pride myself on being descriptive. Today I was told I'm not that at all. Thank you for the call, Ray. Hey Ray, take it easy. Hey me and not Dan are gonna keepion until they kick us off the air. We have to take a break right now everybody. We'll be back.

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