The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bad Boy (feat. Jeremiah Watkins)

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

Jeremiah is late for the show as Bob and Jay review the facts of the case against Sean Puffy Combs.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Big Jay big Jay y crowd work at gmail if you want to come tomorrow morning stand 1030 a.m But if you want to confirm yourself for I need like a fake audience for a trailer I'm shooting yeah, if you guys ever lonely just go to shades Kelly at gmail.com and send me some nude pics Oh, yeah, you could always send nude pics

We haven't done in a while again send some new pics today if you're out there guys and girls just send them What's it was the thing? Cristina will show them all to us throughout the show Yeah, and if you both send that send video that if you're both Yeah Can I ask a question if you have both parts see if you could plug your penis into your vagina Or your butthole or if you can put your own balls in your asshole also send a video that it's a two-hour show everybody You got plenty of time to make this happen. What's the email again?

the bonfire series XM In a knot yeah turn that any kind of a wacky talent you could do with your penis a puppetry of the penis of sorts Christine will judge Christine also we we didn't we've never done this yet But me and Bobby are also gonna start charging people for a penis humiliation Where you say as a picture your penis and me and Bobby will make fun of it for you because some guys like that apparently Yeah, we're gonna do it on we're we're gonna start our OnlyFans after if it really takes off. A girl on SDR, she'll ask, gave me an acronym.

She goes, a lot of guys, it's pretty fun doing like SPH. And you're like, what? She goes, small penis humiliation? I'm like, oh, okay. Um, drove both those girls back to their hotels after the show, and I gotta be honest with you, I felt like I funny'd those girls into a vibe and went me pretty good.

What was that? That was Lynn. I know that asshole and pussy anywhere Wow Hey, Lynn Is that for Jacob or everybody Wow she closed she put a cover over her butthole which I gotta say Lynn Party foul well, it's winking so I Will just pucker it I'm just speaking for the audience Winker damn look at that. She is hot as fuck, huh? God damn Well, yeah, Christine Christine whoa Oh

Whoa, whoa, that's a different side. I've never seen. Oh, Jacob couldn't see that. Whoa No, she was chugging cock Jacob go back Christine stop being so Suffish that was all of it what Jacob can't see a poor Jacob What happened? We're doing a show show your ass But uh yes, so any kind of a naked talent perhaps the bonfire sxm you got two hours Yeah to get this thing in Your tasteful nudes your non tasteful nudes. Yeah, why not? Just make the show zip by also I'd like you to know what'll be fun is we have Jeremiah Watkins coming in

later in the show and I think to uh, I think he's a much sweeter boy than Anybody else in his room. So I have a feeling that looking at nudes and weird guys doing naked shit will make him borderline uncomfortable, but in a funny way. No, we're gonna get him to show his cock. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe we can pressure him to showing his cock, dude. We're gonna use Christine's. P Diddy did it. P Diddy, man, this guy. And can I just I just say something please you're a big fan for months. No, not a big fan For months. I've been throwing this through the bonfire You know web. Yeah of information and I believe I was called conspiracy It's a conspiracy at one point. Were you insulted?

Did we call you a conspiracy person? I think. Maybe. I think at one point it was like, you dude, this is conspiracy, you don't know. And now that it's coming to fruition. Okay. Okay. You all right? Thank you. I almost had a heart attack right there.

That was, you used that word. You used it phenomenally. Thank you. You said it perfectly thank you the cunt it was can I say something right now I'm really proud of you man thank you man fruition it came to fruition can I call Don and tell that you proud because I told you would be there's no better word in the fruition for what happened right here Bobby your thoughts have come to fruition.

Don, he's proud of me. Bobby, please, I'm reading right now. Exactly. Bobby, I'm twat deep in this book. I'm leaving. No. Nightmares of the Vag. Bobby, right now, is this important,

because I'm twat deep in this new book about getting backstage. I want to take passages from the the book and I want to have you read them to Christine Oh, yes, I want you to read them. I would love to yes passionately I mean this guy is so this goes back to when you first not this is actually not when you first brought to us But this is when it started to really heat up with P Did he because all the allegations are coming out that he's gay that didn't even blow my mind Which is probably we never never ran to the subject, because I'm like, yeah, okay, these are kind of things

that they fan out all the time at this point. Like P. Diddy's been gay this whole time, and he's just mean to women, and fucks these guys behind his chicks back. But it's getting darker than that, I believe, also. It's getting into sex trafficking, forced shit, some assault, and yeah, I mean, here's the thing. In these documents now of him forcing certain people.

Yeah. And they had to black out the name, but they actually, in the document, gave... They're like blank dash Z. Yeah, well, they were like blank, who was at the Grammys last night. No, at the Super Bowl last night, wearing a sparkly shirt. We're going to leave his last name out, but let's just say his name is Usher Blank.

He ushered in the Super Bowl. But I never played the audio of that. No, we have right here. We have it right here. You little dirty bird. It's coming. You stinky little bird, Jacob. Such a little stinky bird. You're in a room.

You're alone in that room. Dude, what a dirty girl you've been lately. Suck on our peckers right now. Yeah, dude, I bet you're down there eating grape nuts like a fucking looney tick. Yeah, I bet you are with no strawberries on top. No, dude, you don't need the extra sugar for no reason. He's probably eating a dry grape nut bowl.

By the way, the more allegations come out about Pete DeRido, the more mean looking pictures of him being like, I do it all I eat babies. Did you see him without his dyed beard without his medicine over now? They got a video him without his medicine. Oh, yeah, dude. He looks 90 shit I'm gonna think it about I feel like I should go tonight after the show and get a little just for men I guess I'm the gray out of this beard. Maybe get the medicine I want my gray to be...

This beard has to go gray, or it's got to go salt and pepper across the board. My problem is it looks patchy, my beard, because I have gray, like, here a lot, and then nowhere... You know what I mean? It's got to be like, I got a Hollywood Hoag in this shit or something. I'm getting... You said my beard looks great,

my goatee looks great, but I feel like it makes me look older. It's... No, I know what you're saying. It definitely said the gray of the beard. Wait a minute. First of all, Christine's just... What? What? You're doing your first model lips.

Fuck you. Your Zoolander lips. Listen... I, uh... Bob, you do give a good kissy face in pictures, and it's not ironic. Like, thank you. Uh-huh.

I can feel her staring at me, her head tilted back, her eyelids gone. Although I will tell you, ever since, uh. Whenever I talk about my lips. Kim Kongin came in and showed me about to put the tongue to the roof of the mouth for pictures. I overthink that constantly. I do it all the time. That might make your chin go up.

I forgot about it and I want to do it more. Ask me about my lips. What's up with your lips? What about, oh my God, dude. You're like white LL Cool J. You're LL Cool R. I put my jacket over a puddle. You're like white LL Cool J.

What should we call you? R. Kelly. I got good lips. I got itdle You're like way hello cool. J. What should we call you R Kelly? I? Got it. You'll be R. Kelly. I got good lips. I'm wasting them on a pollock you really should be with a Puerto Rican I bet your I bet your upper lip chick chicks lip sucks. Oh great Do it let me take you pull the upper lip they feel it in the bottom of their nose Don't you let me cheat. Yeah, right. Right now, just until she's over menopause so I can, I mean I'm wasting this mouth. Yeah, she should give you three a month.

Yo, yo Don, let me cheat on you for a little bit while I get my lips. What's up boo? Yo, yo boo. Let me go out there and get a little stink on my hang low when I'm out in Idaho You know she'd a hoe Yo, boo, you're tired. Anyways, let me go suck on someone's upper lip Let me go give let me go give people what they deserve yo, let me go suck a titty where my chin is not gonna be in her belly button

Oh my god, oh let me go stick my tongue in a girl's ear Like it daddy I used to love let me say something. I used to love when a girl would stick her tongue in my ear Oh, I know you had a reaction to it. It's disgusting. It went a little something like Yeah, yeah Should do that in your ear and then you go yeah I used to when a girl would suck it just uh and stick her tongue in my oh god Did I love it? I actually was it definitely would make I'd get a reaction of it I was on stage the other night, and I heard something fall out of my ear

I felt that I hit my shoulder before. Yeah, I heard it. It went like, oh God, like, oh, buddy, what was that? Christine just killed her sexy for the next six months with her behavior today outside. What'd she do? Outside, we're waiting for the Uber and she just like took a fingernail out of her teeth and just pulled out like a string of something

and then just put it in and I went, and I was looking at it and I go, Christine, I go, oh, oh, and I had to stop myself from throwing up for five minutes. That was gross. I'm thinking about it all over again. I didn't say lick it. What was it?

When I eat. Oh, God. What was it? Go go. It was chicken cheese stick. What was it? What did I eat? Oh, God. What was it? What was it? It was chicken cheesesteak. It seemed like celery, but I didn't have any celery. Was it chicken cheesesteak?

It must have been. It was meat. It was meat string. It was meat. It was tendon. You had cow tendon. What did you do with it? I threw it on the floor.

She rolled it up. She rolled up a little ball like a booger. You know what I used to do as a kid, right? I stopped it when I went to Jew, I told you this. It was bad. You know what I used to, I shouldn't tell you this, forget it. What, eat your boogers?

I didn't eat my boogers. You kept them. When I was a kid, I don't know how I developed it, I used to suck on my two fingers, my middle finger and whatever that stupid finger next to the pinky is. Ring finger. Is that your ring finger? Is that my ring finger?

Oh yeah, okay. I only know this one. I only know this one. You only think the words, you think you only know the names of the fingers on your left hand. That's it. And you never took time to think about it. I mean, I was a kid, I only know this. You only think the words, you think you only know the names of the fingers on your left hand.

And you never took the time to learn what the right ones are called. My right hand is dead to me. I don't know, let's see, it's thumb, index, middle finger, ring finger, pinky finger, John, Tom, Leslie, which is a weird for a boy's name, but it happens, Leslie, you can call him Les. And this is Pinky.

I call Pinky Pinky. Pinky's Pinky across the board. My Pinky, you can see my Pinky on the right is kind of bigger than the other one. Yeah, for sure. Because I've gotten to so many fights, and when I used to fight, I didn't know how to throw a punch. So I would just throw the hook,

and I would break this Pinky. I've broken this Pinky like six times. I brought this Pinky all the way over to throw a punch. So I would just throw the hook and I would break this pinky. I've broken this pinky like six times. I brought this pinky all the way over to here one time. So this pinky is just deformed. My right hand, this is what my pinky should look like. A little sexy, thin pinky. That's a sexy little thinny. A little nubby Boston... What a pud.

Yeah, a little pud pinky. That's a chode. Yeah. But I used to suck my ring finger, my middle finger, my right hand, like this. Yeah. Up until the, in between the first and second knuckle. And then I used to take my-

Oh, fuck you. My- All right, I won't do it, I won't tell you. Do it, do it. No, do it, tell us. I- Oh, you'd pick your nose while you were sucking fingers. No, I would get boogers

and store them under something. No. Like a wet booger. For later? I would store it. So where from? Why do you call it store it? Because...

I don't even... Store implies there's future use. I would take a booger in the morning, like a boogie nose, and I would take it out and store it under like a Dazzle table or something and let it kind of harden up but still be moist Why cuz it wasn't it wasn't ripe yet So then I would come after school and I was this thing has to age

He has to let it aerate a little bit It was like like a spiderweb be stuck under whatever it was and I'd scrape it off And then I would roll it like this with my pinky into a perfect ball And I would I would roll it on my upper left like this and if someone came in You put it back in your nose where it came from you sent it home It sounds like you must be eating your boogers. This doesn't make any sense. He said he didn't let's just leave it You save it for later first of all I I would I would I would put it in my mouth to wet it because if it didn't have the if it was too dry

If you know what I mean, if it got too dry from hanging out, I would I would Take it back out like I would oh I was an artisan with boogers I know how to make a perfect sphere a booger sphere and I would roll that little booger I'm so happy that eventually your mom gave you spoon so that stopped no you know when I stopped you know when I stopped my first night in Juve Hall. It was the last time I ever did it. I was in a room with 20 other kids in metal bunk beds. Let me say something, that should not be your behavior at home if you're a kid who deserves to be

in a fucking Juve Hall. So you're committing juvenile crimes and also on your downtime, having a good finger suck boog roll sesh. Boog roll, a boog roll sesh. A boog roll sesh. I'm gonna, woof. My mom would catch me and be like, she'd be like, give me your booger.

She'd take my, I'd be like, I worked all day on that booger. It was like a perfect round, it took me like, it was like I was making like wine. I would, like, cause I, you know, sometimes you'd get that booger, I'd save that and get another booger, like a pho broth.

I would mix boogers from a day to another day. And then I would make the perfect round booger that would fit perfectly back up my nose. Oh, that was what I was looking for. Dawn, Dawn, let him cheat. Let him cheat. That is all so weird. Yeah, I don't know any-

It's not like thumb sucking or booger eating or nail biting. It's like a whole routine. First of all, you're jamming two fingers in your mouth, your ring finger and middle finger like it's a teacher trying to be sexy and molest you. It's how deep's that throat go. You would have seen me like this all the time. Because I would have the booger out there. And as soon as you walked out of the room, I would go like this.

Booger back. Booger's back on the lip. So you're sucking on two fingers and leaving the pinky free for the booger rolling. To make the perfect sphere of the booger. And then if I, oh my god. And then the pointer finger's just being thoughtful on his cheek. Did you like the way the round up ball felt in your nose?

Do this, ready? Pretend you walked in and watched this one. Hey Bob, it's me. Hey, it's me, your stepdad. What are you doing? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you for this. Yeah. Yeah. Was he a monster, Bob?

My mom would get so mad because, like if I got a really good booger, I would put it back under where I got it from and save it for later. Like we'd go out and I'd come back. Did you not get the concept that you're constantly producing more boogers? You don't have to keep the goodies?

Oh, I knew that, but I would know that like, I wouldn't, you can't produce boogers all day long, like good ones. You know what I mean? Like sometimes it would be too wet. That's not a good, I knew, I remember when you'd have the consistent, a little green and it was like a perfect booger roll.

I knew that was, J.R. Don't squeeze me. Do you want me to pull a sip out of my teeth again? I'm turning, why should I brought the teeth thing? Oh, when you come back and I would look under it wherever it was, and it would like be hard around the edges, but then it would be soft like in the middle and then you'd peel it off and it would be like just hard enough to form a ball. Like it dried just perfectly enough.

The booger would be wet but dry and then you'd roll it. Oh my God. And then the hard parts would go into the sides. You want to listen to Meek Mill get boo food? Ha ha ha ha ha. Can you snap me back to life, Christine, and get me out of this gross paradox we're in? I got just the thing, hang on.

Can I just listen to P. Diddy cornhole Meek Mill? One of Philadelphia's finest? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh There's no way that's real that's real That sounds like getting fucked in the butt it sounds like you're loving getting fucked in the who doesn't play it again Oh Did one more time a longer version of it I keep thinking I'm gonna come yeah Is there a longer version? So I'd love to hear more of that because that's not what I expected it to be at all I thought I was gonna be first of all they keep saying people keep saying it's bullshit or P. Diddy and then keep meek mill Says it's bullshit obviously force, but I saying people keep saying it's bullshit or P. Diddy and then keep meek mill says it's bullshit Obviously, of course, but I assume when they say it's bullshit that I just sort of believe them

It's it's like is this gonna be I thought it was gonna be them. It's like what's up meek mill I can't believe we're gonna kiss and have sex now. I don't realize it was two guys butt fucking You find a longer one you find the 12-inch remix come on Nah, can you play what he's saying though before that? Did we listen to this before no, but can we listen to what he's saying before? He says he talks after right after Who is the guy talking? I don't know Oh

Like all the champagne was spiked everybody was passed the fuck out. I don't drink I don't drink so I was playing that shit off like I don't fucking drink I smoked nigga like I smoke and I had my own weed but like everybody was passed out Yo, did he had that man in the room? Look, yes I put my ear to the fucking door and I brought the phone cuz did he started going in overdrive? I know what the fuck was going on, but I just heard balls slapping against ass cheeks I heard niggas struggling and take dick. I heard niggas being like daddy Yeah, you went when I went when he started all that daddy this and daddy that and then I heard some hollering and struggling like yeah

I kept the phone there and I recorded all this shit cuz I was like This nigga diddy bitch. So I'm pinna finna put the squeeze on and give me a couple dollars It just saying, you know I'm saying there's nobody believed that that was really diddy beating me back in but now Now y'all motherfuckers believe the video, right? Right back in but now now y'all motherfuckers believe the video right right somebody throw me a couple dollars man I love this guy I love him too somebody throw me a couple dollars

I recorded it all I mean I mean this guy's was it true that he took his plane to the he took his plane to an island right I think PD he's not it's missing yeah, he's not in he's not on the tracker He's in he's in the Caribbean right now. He took he went to the I went to an island Let's go to all the accusations against the meta article seem to have Okay allegations one, but fucking meek mill we know that. Yeah, okay, damn guy could produce so couldn't he?

I mean that's not bad though fucking a dude. Well, that's not against the law Is that true black loot Lou? That's true. I'm telling you, it was funny. Little Nas X, individually by himself, ushered in everybody being like, Okay, man, this is how things are now. It's like there's gonna be gay guys. And then he just got gayer with each 15 seconds of his fame. Got gayer and gayer, and then eventually people were just kind of like, all right, dude. Every dance routine doesn't have to be you and a bunch of guys knocking dicks off the floor Bobby in his happy place. That's exactly what underneath my desk look like I

Remember which one do I play with today? Oh This guy's ripe I had a couple good ones. Oh My god, okay All Alright first allegation against P Diddy. R&B singer Cassie filed a lawsuit in 2023 alleging that she was trafficked, raped and beaten by Combs on many occasions over 10 years. Her lawsuit claimed that Combs brought the singer into his ostentatious fast-paced and drug-fueled lifestyle not long after she met him and signed her to his label in 2005 when she was just 19 he was 37.

I will say also we're seeing I think the first they even talk about the first sign of this what did he host what did he was it the MTV Awards or something or Grammy he hosted one of those nights I think maybe the MTV Music Awards are you dumb people out there ostentatious big fancy very nice But he came out he was obliterated the whole time we went through on the show one point memories like always holding like a glass like Brown liquor and he's just like He was a problem like the whole night. It was it was crazy She said the pattern of abuse began as soon as their relationship started and that as he was trying to end it

She was trying to end it in 2018. He forced himself into her Los Angeles home and raped her So I guess I guess he said no Jacob. That's not funny. It's not funny, dude. I guess he said no Jacob that's not funny it's not funny dude I guess she said no we go back is that her billboard music awards is that what you're talking about oh yeah yeah yeah that was probably it yeah okay oh she's pretty she said she chose to resolve the matter amicably while combs attorney said the settlement was in no way an admission of wrongdoing So he made a financial settlement with her nice. She's hot. She's pretty go to the next accusation Rodney Lil Rod Jones The most recent lawsuit against combs filed on 26th of February 2024 New York

producer Lil Rod Jones alleged that he was subjected to unwanted advances by associates of Diddy at his direction And then he was forced to engage in relations with sex workers combs have hired What kind of guys like I demand you fuck this this chick? Kind of guy goes. I'm good. Yeah, he goes. Hey, man. No, we're at work and I'm saying like isn't this fun We brought this hot chick fucker. He goes, I don't want to What a nerd what a nerd? Yeah, man. These are hired these whores to come in and do whatever you want. I'm good Yeah, I guess it's cuz he had a little rod. Do you guys have a Keurig? Yeah No, I'll just sit out here and listen all weird

Come on guys. We're at work and I'm saying we could all fuck this chick You're harassing me You're harassing me with free pose the producer Who worked for combs between September 2022 and November 2023 claimed comb sexually harassed drugged and threatened him for more than a year He said he has video and audio evidence of combs of staff and others engaging in serious illegal activity. Oh man. These guys I told I pointed this out to

Fanoi yesterday. All these things start happening. It's the the movie for brothers. Did you saw that before? I did. Walmart great movie. Yeah, great movie. I really didn't think it was going to be good. Love it.

And four brothers at the very end. If you remember the way they're able to beat the super mean, you know, black mafia boss that got their mother killed, when he shows up and the guy's like, all right, kill these four brothers, all my henchmen, kill these four brothers. And they're like, now, because it was very easy to turn them because he was super mean to them all. And that's what happened with these guys. This guy, the people turning on him, people at some point he was like, what are you, a fucking dumb idiot, get out of here.

Did you watch the Wendy Williams thing at all when she's cursing at like a nail girl who came to her house like that? She goes, are you stupid? Don't put this color on before this color. Are you an idiot, honestly? God. That's the way Louis J. Gomez is going to,

three autistic kids are going to take him out. Absolutely. But it's that thing, it's like all these people are turning and they're very easy to turn because they're just like, I bet he was just like a dick to you. You know what I mean? Mr. Diddy, you told me to be here whatever and you didn't show up for five hours. Well that's your job to sit here and like, Jesus, all right. Isn't there a video of him yelling at somebody?

Like the same thing. Yeah, sounds like he's yelling in the Meek Mill's butt hole with his penis mouth. What is, what? Wait, see here, the laws. His penis mouth. His penis mouth. The lawsuit alleges that Combs regularly hosted

sex trafficking parties. Well, that's not a real, is that a thing? Parties. What is that? What is that? Yeah. Sounds like sex trafficking, like what I thought sex trafficking was versus what they're saying. I think sex trafficking is prostitutes.

I thought that when you're having prostitutes around. Guys, we're having a party night, what's the theme? Sex trafficking is ooh, okay, I'll bring like a little lady boy in a cage From one country to this country and then I thought that's what sex trafficking was it's all something is about bringing them from another state So you bring it you bring so even bringing hookers in from another state flying them into a town Just exactly when our hookers. It's like when he would once his face would bring

The girls out Epstein would bring the girls to wherever of his locations whether it be Arizona or whatever anybody that's already It's immediately and you're fucking them or doing stuff to him. It's sex traffic But isn't that I mean there if you're if you're a prostitute, and that's what you wanna do for a job, that's how you make your money, how is that that other person's fault? I don't know, but there's also this, listen to this sentence here, the sex trafficking parties with underage women

and illegal drugs, hello? Sorry. Underage women and illegal drugs, I feel like the screen never changes until I start reading and then Christine flips a thousand things on it. She's against me. You say hello. By the way, if she would tell you the worst thing

in her life with me communication wise, I know she hates it because I do it a lot. If I don't get an answer I go, hello? And she's like, you see her face go, I'm just like, I go, well, the answer the first three times I ask. I mean, there's so many things I hear. When you say hello, I hear so many other words coming out of your mouth.

Yeah. Hello, you dumb fuck. I mean, they all. Hello, is this how we react? You, by the way, on Stern today, did you listen to The today show at all? No It was so funny listening to it Baba boo. He did what Christine does to me on the show constantly and watching Howard Stern say the words

They were took the wind out of his sails He was telling a story about going to a P. Diddy white party once years ago and it being weird He's telling the story and you had to wear this and I was talking to this guy and blah blah blah he's going through it and Gary comes in and goes hey boss isn't this the story uh isn't this the story where you couldn't go this part where you couldn't find the bathroom to go to it they wouldn't let you go to the bathroom he goes yeah I'm getting to it Gary he's like what he was what do you imagine if Seinfeld just had a friend come on after his setup but when he starts his setup and fucking tell his punchline he's like what's wrong with and I go, what do you, could you imagine if Seinfeld just had a friend come on after his setup, when he starts his setup and fucking tell his punch line?

He's like, what's wrong with you? And I go, I made Christine re-listen. I go, this is what you do to me so much. I go, let me, he goes, hey Gary, I only got four hours to kill in the air every day, so you know, I figure I tell a story with a little bit of pacing. But yeah, he goes, a bouncer guy told me

I couldn't go to the bathroom, and I was like, what? And he was like, yeah, you can't go to the bathroom and I was like, what? And he was like, yeah, you can't go to the bathroom. So I left. Gary, God damn it, he really took the wind out of my sails. He just smacked him down. It made me laugh. I'm like, damn dude, Christine nails me on that a lot. Why couldn't he go to the bathroom?

Because some shit was going on in the bathroom? We'll never know. Because he couldn't tell the story, because I get it. Because he's as stubborn as Jay. He's as stubborn as me. It's the bonfire everybody. And you're listening to the podcast version, which is free. Half of it's free. You get half the show.

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Underage women. Again, that's the other thing too. If he's fucking Meek Mill in the butt, what's the purpose of having underage women? Like women will come to the P Diddy thing. These people always had access to 60 girls a night. He goes, Hey, you girls want to come over here and shake your asses and fuck a couple of my friends and blah, blah, blah. And they just will.

Why then does it have to be underage women? And drugs is stupid, illegal drugs. It wasn't just a bunch of, it wasn't Sky Rizzi. Illegal drugs. Illegal drugs. Illegal drugs. Don't think this was Sky Rizzi for your moderate to severe plaxoriasis.

I'm talking about. Why, but why, yeah, why do you have to get, why can't you just keep, you get the fuck dudes in the butt, you get to have sex with regular chicks, you get- And then all of a sudden, underage women. Yeah, why do you gotta do that? Is it because the people at the party were like, can you get some underage women there?

Like, where do all these monsters, how are all these brilliant minds for business and entrepreneurship and producing and everything, somehow, I mean, if there's smoke, let's say there's even small fires where there's smoke here, it's just a weird, where do you find all your friends to be these other fucking free,

like they get these conspiracies, these groups of people that deal with child sex trafficking, how does one find the next guy? He goes, dude, you know what I can go for right now be like some 12 year old pussy and the guy's like Yeah, you're fucking around right? He goes yeah, of course I'm fucking around. I mean it would be crazy though It would be crazy if we did stuff like that. He goes Yeah, sometimes I think it would be crazy. Just like try it once. I know dude, dude. Are we just become best friends?

I know dude, dude, we just become best friends. Dude, I know a guy. Yeah. What? How would you feel if I told you, I'm looking for a guy like you in my sex trafficking ring. Hey, bro, how much money do you get on you right now? Do you have a thousand? Dude, underage pussy rules, right?

Like, that's what a fucking creep would say, right? That's what a creep would say. He goes, I don't know if I'd call a guy a creep for saying that I know you know it's funny I'll say that too now that I said I take it back. Well. You're not a creep for saying It's just like yeah, you think out differently than other people right? It doesn't make you wrong for thinking different doesn't make you wrong. It doesn't make you wrong Dude, you want to go get lunch, but I want to show you some secret folders on my phone Can you follow me to my basement?

Can you grab can you grab those toys for real quick? Right over there. It says, implies that record labels, executives, look the other way financially benefited from access to celebrities and dignitaries, including British royal Prince Harry, who's not accused of any wrongdoing or of attending parties himself. The lawsuit contains reckless name dropping about events that are pure fiction and simply did not occur. That's what combs attorney said Ryan Mendelson 20 who used to live in the area where combs Los Angeles property was searched told reporters

He would see parties at the home and women outside until 6 a.m And how about when in the 90s they couldn't go to LA because they killed Biggie and they were looking for P. Diddy next, I'm sure. And now he has his main time home, is out there in Los Angeles. That's so funny. He'd be partying, women outside partying until 6 a.m., which was not usual.

Who gives a shit about that though? What? Partying until 6 a.m. It's not at all. I drive by, that's what I'm saying. A lot of girls, maybe five or six girls outside some leaving some not some going in It's it he's making it sound so creepy, but there's never there's nothing I never thought anything of it who added but he didn't know combs live there until Monday's news broke

But now it sounds crazy. All right, that's a that's a stupid weak fucking Having a party man over here really quick loose and this what is a neighbor that claims that did he brings bus loads of minors? Get a bus like an actual school bus. I promise you was bus loads of minors I'm sure he's got a basketball court in his house or something. He organizes some kind of a fucking thing There's no way he's like yes Where do we find a busload of unaccounted for children the fuck? Well, you know what though, we're talking all this shit, Homeland Security is at his house. He may be having a bunch of children in blankets,

like 10 in a closet at a time. I don't, I mean, it's crazy. He has a Russian helicopter that picks up school buses and brings them to his house. He also said his private jet is offline. Like they can't find it on the radars. He probably took it off. He's gone, he's out of the country. He's somewhere where you cannot extradite him out. He's running.

Oh, he knows he's fucked. He's fucked. If he's running like that, he's fucked. I mean, no one's telling him, like, hey buddy, you gotta face music. You know what, he can go live on a resort Dude, he should go right to fucking uh, what's his face? Go down to what's his face and kick it with him girls going wild girls going wild. Yeah

Yeah, that guy go kick it with him the same thing. He has to serve like He's such a fucking pussy though in some way because it's already be over five times by now But like he's doing it to avoid a year in prison Is it he oh, I thought was ten years Joe Francis. Yeah, you don't know what you they could say a year And then you get the other. Oh, sorry, we fucked up. Okay, it's 20. That's fair Maybe there's more than that, but I thought it was like at one point. He's avoiding like 365 days No, I find if I if I was going to jail for something and I could stay on an island for the rest of my life I just if I was going to jail for whatever he's being accused of P. Diddy I could see going like yeah

I will live in a fucking resort forever. Yeah, P. Diddy has money. I mean, he's definitely got a lot of money somewhere He's gone. He's done. Oh, he's got tons. He ain't coming back for sure I don't think money's his issue. No, he never he owns the royalties of all that's always a big deal That's what first started people turning on him was business shit The first thing was business right they were all coming out going like yo He fucked us and he won't give us back any of our royalties or masters and shit like that like after all these years he just in perpetuity owns all the music and they're like and They talked about some other producer did a cool thing right somebody else Did the right thing and gave was it with the Wu Tang thing or something like giving everybody like part of their music or some shit

like it was like a magnanimous act something like that and then P didi like they were like he won't do it like he wouldn't give anybody their royalties and stuff and kept all the shit for himself He's a piece of shit Manage you for three years. He also is my manager here So I am speaking as a client as a former client that I will say, that's audio of me and P. Diddy. That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. I'm the one who says the N-word in that video, for that audio. Oh God, I love it.

It still hurts The next case is joy Joy Dickerson Neil she married I guess in November of 2023 Joy Dickerson Neil fought a lawsuit allegedly comes drugged her sexually assaulted her and secretly recorded the assault while she was a college student 91 damn that that model chick that her own reality show It's Janet Dickerson Janice Dickerson. Yeah, she's's oh, it's Janet Dickinson Janice Dickinson Yeah, she's good. He did he wouldn't fuck Janice Dickinson Tick Still I know we have a hard time finding it for some reason

But that's a real-life episode when she was yelling about her trauma to Balki Bartokamas And then he just broke into scream crying it was the funniest thing I've ever seen Okay crying it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. She goes okay okay because a person touched me when I was a little girl okay that's not how a stepfather supposed to treat her thing and he just goes you started bawling Bronson Pinchot. Bronson Pinchot. He did the same thing in True Romance that's a scene from True Romance. I call him Balkibartocamoose. When they came in with his Balkibartocamoose.

That's fucking great. Balkibartocamoose. Is he alive? Did he die? He might be dead. For some reason, I feel like he may have died. But maybe he's very much alive. His career just died.

It might be his career just died. Oh, you know what? I think I saw him in the trail I think he might be that new Beverly Hills cop I think they're bringing back every cameo they can. Oh he's alive. Yeah. They're bringing back every cameo they can. The Modi of acting. The thing where he cries on the surreal life. If you go crying on the surreal life is so, I know it's hard to find I haven't found myself for a long time but it's just the funniest. He just started crying from not crying at all, just listening to her and then just breaking into tears.

The fact that they use busload is so stupid. There's no way there's a bus coming in with kids to a guy's house. You can't secretly know that. What are they getting off on the street? Doesn't he have like a big entrance or something that he's going in? How do people know that?

He goes, it's so stupid. It's bussing kids in and the bus leaves with nobody and then the kids never come out. Yeah, that's stupid. What, is he tunneling them somewhere? But all right, get this busload of kids out of here. We can't come anymore. I'm all out of load.

Get these children out of here. Go on, the rest of the allegations. Well, I'd like to hear this thing with the busload going by, because it says his neighbor Is he just yelling it at the people's out it is do I love a good ditty neighbor? How's this guy in the same neighborhood? So he's a drive-by snitching is wild crazy next to him. He do too much. He be like, he be like buses, like big ass buses. He just see all types of shit hop off. Especially at night time like around three o'clock in

the morning. It gets wild. I'm his neighbor. He's lying. He's lying. He's lying. Damn dude. Time to move out of Beverly Hills. Dude, that's lying. That's your fucking neighbor? This motherfucker always be playing that shit. I live in that mansion right there, bitch. Beverly Hills is... Fucking Fresh Prince of Bel-Air went there and polluted, fucking, he polluted up Beverly Hills, dude. Butler's gonna do a movie with Beverly Hills Falling.

Yo, motherfucker. They've taken the city of Beverly Hills. Ah, shit. Beverly Hills 90210, motherfucker. That was some fucking, some, naval horse shit. You know they got in a fight about some stupid shit. And he was like, yo man, tell them

that you had busloads of kids. That's bullshit. He goes, this motherfucker told us to turn our music down. Pee diddy. Wait, go back up, because you- The amount of power this guy had. We missed a little. What'd you say, Jacob?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just marvel at the amount of power he had that he got bored. You're already a billionaire with mansions all over the place. I think I'll just do sex trafficking. I got nothing else. She was a- Have you tried it?

Then you don't know. Wait, can I tell you what? If you guys- I haven't got the itch. You guys are cool if you could tell me why this sentence reads so funny. The sexual assault resulted in her being in a physical state where she cannot independently stand or walk.

The BBC reported. Eh? You guys cool? Anybody driving get it who's gonna get it? We got it. I just wanna make sure everybody gets it who's gonna get it. She was in a physical state where she couldn't walk or stand. The BBC reported. BBC, big bad clock, Jacob, I don't think you get it. I got it. Clock?

No, I know you got it. You said clock. Big black clock. Good. It's a big black clock, don't be gross. Ding. Ding, she, Combs pushed her to go to dinner with him

and she agreed reluctantly. Here's where I start getting annoyed with this kind of shit. Yep. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. She, Combs pushed her to go to dinner with him and she agreed reluctantly. Here's where I start getting annoyed with this kind of shit. And this is what I said about the, Dan, I wanna say this before. I would never, if something terrible happened to somebody,

it's fine, but the lady on the Dan Schneider thing who said she bent over and acted like she was getting butt fucked while reading the script idea pitches, I go, that sounds like something it said in a room of everyone laughing and kind of being those kind of friends that you can fuck around with like that. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I would make that joke to Alex from Legion of Skanks, not expecting her one to do it, or if she was a personality of somebody who would be like,

yeah, it'd be kind of funny to do. Do you know what I mean? It's a weird thing, so it's just like that. I agreed reluctantly to go to dinner with him. I'm like, then just don't go. Yeah, and it's dinner. But you like, you don't you don't have to don't go to see a donkey Get sucked off by a Spanish girl, you know, you go into dinner reluctantly go to dinner I was gonna come from a negative place and you're fine

But it's like it kind of like disparages story a bit like I don't even want to go to this thing like shut up You did want to go to this and then he's a piece of shit and did terrible things. Well that's why these people who write these things now have to put as much bullshit in as they can to keep it going. You don't have to horrify up a horrifying story. She later refiled, what is this, what does that say? I said this a while ago, but it was Chris Tinkle

who pointed out to me that movie Fruitvale Station. Oh, Michael B. Jordan's first big movie where he got shot. He was the drug dealer or gang member kid who got shot in San Francisco in the subways by the cop by accident. The cop thought he was, well the story is, he thought he was pulling out his taser and he shot him in the back and killed him.

And then when they made the movie, it was like that was the day he decided he was gonna take care of his daughter better, and he threw the drugs that his boss drug dealer gave him into the ocean to be like, I don't do this anymore. He threw drugs into the ocean. He didn't give them back to him and say, I'm not doing this anymore.

The statement was to throw them away, which the drug dealer probably would murder you if he did that. He throws them in the ocean, he goes, I'm not doing this no more. I'm gonna be a better dad to my daughter. I'm also gonna take the train right now and quit my gang. And then a cop shoots him.

It's like, it's not what happened. He was in a gang and he would ever, and it's a tragedy. It's already a tragedy. You don't have to make it like, he was also about to be the best guy in the world. And the Biggie Smalls movie did that. Right before he's like, he's like, hey, everybody in my family, I'm going to be better and do right and be a better father and son and husband to you.

All right, I got to go get in this big black van and drive to the party. I hope I don't get shot and killed. And it's like that kind of shit. It's like the embellishing a story. To say it's like, I went reluctantly because he's such a gross guy. It's like, you probably were stoked this year,

college student. You couldn't believe Pete that he was asking you out. Do you know what I mean? That's why you went. You don't have to make it like, what's the acronym for the next one? I'd like you to read this. She later filed. Oh, she later filed police reports, uh, in New York and New Jersey spoke to prosecutors, but was told by colleagues, they were terrified that combs were retaliate against them and they would lose Future business and music opportunities if they made a statement in support of her her NBC

Her and Her NBC. Jay? Jay. Is it break time? No, we've got ten more minutes, Jay. Her...moving on. Next claim More woman come forward

Since November three more women have come forward lawsuits in the southern district of New York allegedly were sexually assaulted by combs according to Here we go again NBC News To where the women said they were teenagers at the time. I'd be like, that's what I'm saying. Like, this guy, so he's got a thing. He wants to be with these teenage girls that are Kelly shit. I don't get it.

I could tell you why I believe that he's guilty, because... Well, I mean, something's going on for sure. Mace is not backing him up. Mace is against him. Is he against him, Mace? Is he saying, like, fuck this dude? Yeah, he said he had to get away from him. On his podcast recently? Yes, he said he had to get away from him. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure.

I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure.

I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure.

I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. 50 Cent has been putting this shit up for a while. He's been trying to tell people you look at his Instagram, he's putting this shit up all the time. He says like P did he used to like inviting the parties and stuff to that kind of weird stuff. Yeah, he goes, he goes, you know, I'll take you shopping.

Motherfucking man, don't buy me clothes. You can't buy another man an outfit. Which I didn't know, because I bought you a suit. And I had to return it after I saw that. Yeah, I bought you a suit. I believe it because I just heard the audio. You bought me one of those zip up suits?

Zips up in the back? I bought you a suitsy and a Louis Vuitton slash body bag. In November, anonymous plaintiff accused Combs and singer-songwriter Aaron Hall. Aaron Hall got involved now? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid baby. Remember that? That was from New Jack City.

Oh, raping her and a friend, sorry. I don't know why I was celebrating his music there. I should have read the rest of that sentence. You guys don't remember Aaron Hall? He was the best. He raped her and a friend in 1990 1991 after meeting at a Awesome. Was it? Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid, baby

They were very flirtatious and handsy and then offered them drinks It says the combs and Hall invited the women to Hall's apartment for an after party where the plaintiff, this song definitely was playing. It's his only hit. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, you think so? Mark, how much do you enjoy this?

I could have, eight more minutes of that. How much? Eight more minutes. It's our new and improved Mark Norman drops. Tell me when you've had enough. When it's over. Accused her of raping her and her friend in 1990 or 1991. I love it. That's my favorite.

I love it. I think that's my favorite thing. My favorite new thing. I love it. Look who in the house. He's here. He made it. He made it. Ooh, look who in the house. He's here, he made it. He made it. Okay, Jacksonville.

I can do it the 11th during the day. No, I'm out of town. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, buddy. How about the second, May 2nd? 25th. May 2nd I could do. No, April 25th.

May 2nd I could do. May 2nd. Yep. Okay, May 2nd. Getth. May 2nd I could do. No, April 25th. May 2nd I could do. May 2nd. Yup. Okay, May 2nd. Get it, ooh. There we go. What? What?

Am I flying out of day early to San Jose? Where's Christine? We lost her. Let's introduce our guest. Yes. I know fucking New York shit, man. He got held up. I'm so sorry everybody.

Joining us on the show everybody, his podcast, Stand Up the spot and trailer tales Episodes streaming on YouTube everybody and his new crowd work special not another crowd work special comes out Monday April 1st It is the great and hilarious Jeremiah walk into everybody welcome. Hey Good to be here. He did he did he do it or not? He did me in the train on the way here Oh, that's what he held me up. No, he definitely did it. Sex trafficking.

That's what sex trafficking is. What happens in the train. Come on, he definitely did it. He definitely. He definitely did it. I mean, he just flew a girl from one town to the other. I mean, are you a defense attorney? No, I'm just saying.

No, I'm just saying that the guy's producing pretty cool tracks. I mean, he's got some, you know, he produced 112's Peaches and Creams, pretty good song. Yeah, that's a great song. It's a good song Peaches and cream, was ever my summer of a dream Came for you then the zine, and you know she was only 15, know what I mean? See? He did that. Oh, it was right there. It was right there the whole time.

Man, if we'd have had those lyrics programs on Apple Music like we do now, we would know what everyone says. Um, it's going bad for him. Yeah, dude. He's off the radar, he's out of town. He got raided, and then he got scooped up yesterday, and then... They got him? Yeah, he's in, he's, I thought they actually... No, they don't have him. No?

No, I think he, they don't have him. I thought that was the update yesterday. No, no. No, they don't know where he is. Oh, he's fleeing? Yesterday... I thought they actually have him. No? No, I think he fled. They don't have him. I thought that was the update yesterday. No, no. No, they don't know where he is. Oh, he's fleeing? I thought they actually captured him. No, so yesterday was the raid and the people I saw was his sons.

They were taking out two of his sons were there. I got like a news alert yesterday. They probably had to correct it. They're like, they have peded him. Yeah, he like dipped out. He's like in the Caribbean or something. But now I'm questioning, are we right or is he right? Did they?

No, because if he's thinking it was yesterday, they definitely don't have him in custody yesterday. They're thinking he's in Tigua, in the Caribbean. So he went out of the country, probably got a stash. None of that running looks good if you really believe you didn't do anything. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Hey man, he's a bad boy for life, you know what I'm saying? That was shit, he is out-ski. We ain't going nowhere, well he is now. Christine Tigua. He's not in custody for sure, right? He's a bad boy for life. Nothing says he's in custody.

I heard he actually, he left, he jumped out of the plane, landed on a tanker and drove into a bridge in Maryland. So, I heard this guy's really taking part in a lot. He fucked up. He's really, yeah, he's really making it worse with everything he runs. He doesn't know how to drive, he didn't know how to drive the tanker, and that's why.

He didn't know how to drive the tanker, so he hit a bridge. That bridge, there was a bridge that collapsed yesterday. That bridge was made of fucking triscuits, by the way. That way. I mean, that got tapped and the whole thing came down. I was shocked how that thing came down. You're like, is that all it takes? Yeah. Like, I thought the bridge was made that it would destroy a boat if it hit it.

Right. Kind of like a median in the middle of the road or something. Like, it messes up your car entirely. Like, the boat would hit, like, I would assume stop. It would, like, stop it and probably do some damage to the front of that boat. Maybe the boat would get, like, a bust assume stop. It would, like, stop it and probably do some damage to the front of that boat.

Maybe the boat would get, like, a bust in, like, the hole, and it would go down, but I mean, it's... I mean, the whole thing's just gone. It's wild. I mean, it was connected by, like, one nut. Dude, yeah, it's like dental floss holding it together. It's made of fucking toothpicks. Yeah, it's like someone's, uh, it's like a Boy Scouts project.

Yeah, yeah. Here's what's funny too. Dude, my fucking project! Here's what's funny about this, is like, you can totally see there's no way the boat was gonna fit under that stupid bridge. What's crazy to me is it's so poorly designed

that the other half went down too. Yeah. Like the whole bridge went down on one support beam. Yeah, you feel like it would be like PC breakable in some way where it's like, well at least if this gets compromised, this is like a piece goes down. It's just like, you feel like you wouldn't even be

that scared if you saw that happening on the other end of that bridge if you were driving that way. And you go, oh, I think we should probably back up slowly. And you're like, no, the whole thing's coming. That's crazy that. If you were over there, you would driving that way, and he goes, ooh, I think we should probably back up slowly. And you're like, no, the whole thing's coming. That's crazy that, if you were over there, you would have been like, oh, we're probably fine. And you're not. Was nobody on the bridge?

It looks like no cars are on it. No, there are cars falling. There's cars, there's tons of cars. I don't know, tons, I don't know if there's tons. How many people died from that? That's a sucky death. Coming home from your overnight job and some boat hits this stupid bridge.

And these people are complaining because they got butt fucked by P. Diddy. I mean, get some perspective, people. What a world that we can live in. There's a car right there, you can see that. Oh, shit. It says six presumed dead, but it also says that it partially collapsed,

which isn't really true. Where's the rest? What are you talking about? How long is the bridge? I think I've gone over that bridge, by the way. I thought it was, because they said Maryland, I thought it was the Chesapeake Bay bridge, but I'm like, it's not that. That's when they used to make bridges out of horsehair,

though, so maybe they needed to update that bridge. Now that I've hung out with Sam Tripoli for a while, I think they needed to, wanted a new bridge, wanted to get the insurance, and that boat was like, that boat, nobody was on that boat. That boat just bumped into it. Yeah. By the way, if you're like,

what bridge can we get rid of? They go the Francis Scott Key Bridge. They got one named after a songwriter. Yeah. Out of here. I think I like conspiracy, Bobby. Yeah, that bridge, that bridge, that's not even a boat, by the way. That's not a boat. I like conspiracy, Bobby. Yeah, that bridge, that's not even a boat by the way.

That's not a boat. What is it, Bobby? AI. That's AI. Oh, okay. Yeah, that bridge has been down for years. Oh really? I know you're probably not in the science

like we are, Jeremiah, but if you can see, there's like a controlled explosion kind of thing happening over there. Yeah, look at, no seriously. And I think this has government written all over it. Look at right now, watch this man. You can see the same thing in the 911 buildings. Watch, hit the bridge, watch.

Boom. Why is there no black people there? Follow the money. These are all sentences people say about this stuff. Explosion after the bridge would happen. Paper trail. Two people who are aware of something can't be found all of a sudden. And where's the boat at the end? You can't even see it. It's gone.

And the boat's not even there. Was there even a boat in the first place? No. There was the boat. And how do they make the boat be there and then not be there? David Copperfield, dude, mirrors. Yeah. He's the biggest terrorist of them all. It was always mirrors, dude. Just me. Yeah. Copperfield's like, it's copper fields like it went That bridge is fine That was an illusion That is fucking nuts that a bridge could come down that quick what because of terrorism What happened on the way here? Jeremiah what happened? Just train stop

Yeah, just like just you know, and then I was like, I was like do I wait this out? And then I was like it just kept just you know and then I was like I was like do I wait this out and then I was like it just kept just not happening I was like oh I exited and then ran up and did you start getting to the things where you're looking at other people the thing going like oh dude we all were like we kept doing the thing we were looking both ways and like I don't know why you looked the other way it doesn't make sense did the other train come across on the other side we like should I get on it as soon as I get off and get on that local one, this express one's gonna start moving.

As soon as I decided to call an Uber, I was so worried that the train was gonna take off again, but it didn't, so I made the right call. Where was it, what train? I was over by gas digital, it was the F train. F train, yeah. That one does fuck up a lot. Yeah.

But it goes into the building here. Oh no, literally, my maps is like's like oh you have 30 minutes to spare It's like this is perfect Get to catch up with Bobby and Jake it's Dean and the gang, you know be awesome It's a jacobson maniacally making breaky hands. I know breaky hands. I know we have to go We're trying to stretch a little bit here by but I know we have a heart out here. All right. We got to get this up. Jeremiah, he's got his podcast stand up on the spot and the trailer

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