The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bad Boy Of Comedy

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

Jay performs & dances on P Diddy's Bad Boys Of Comedy. The guys morn the loss of Tenacious D & Shannen Doherty. Christine plans a trip to The Big Easy. Bob laments the backsides of women volleyballers. Tony Danza's penis makes an appearance. They listen to bad versions of the National Anthem and then Jay sings it! *To hear the full show and subscribe to SXM go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Tenacious D dude, they got a break up now They did they broke up dude, they did done Can I see I want to see all the footage of what happens their footage of him saying it on stage Yeah, he's it's his birthday and he's... KG? They came out with a big cake and Jack Black and the big hurrah. I mean it's a lot of people too.

It's not a small venue, it's in Australia. And he goes, make a wish, Jack Black. And he's like, I wish that they don't miss Trump next time. Geez. And then the the whole like people laugh But you can hear if some guy go oh jeez just exactly that like whoa And if you just put it even in a funnier when comedians just say something so earnestly like mean like that or crazy It just doesn't hit anything like there's a way to say that thing funnier. Yeah, but it's also like don't miss next time It's also like an assassination of a president

is one of those things that you better be fucking 100% sure. That's funny. That week, that week, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're in Australia, you puss. You say that in Florida, you got balls. Motherfucker.

Yeah, but- I wanna see the footage of him doing all this. You're puss. You say that in Florida, you got balls. Motherfucker. I wanna see the footage of him doing all this. Of him saying it, and then the apologies, right? There's a world of apologies. Jack Black said all shows for Tenacious D are canceled and all creative endeavors with Tenacious D are put on hold. Really? Yeah, he's, yeah.

Oh, I gotta see this. And he said he was blindsided by it. He didn Yeah, he's, yeah. Oh, I gotta see this. And he said he got hit, he was blindsided by it. He didn't know he was gonna say that. And then he came out with an apology. It was like Mike Meyers with Kanye West, remember that? You don't remember that? In the middle of a live television show?

You don't remember this? No, I don't. Shut up. You're joking. Buddy, don't make me feel bad for not remembering. I thought you were just being funny. Dude, I thought today was Wednesday. Okay, well it's Tuesday.

Well, it's Thursday. I was literally. Terminator timeline. Sorry, yes, it's Thursday, but it's really Tuesday. It's Tuesday. But I thought it was Wednesday. Gotcha. Do you understand?

I have a lot going on. I'm selling, I'm buying. I mean, dude, my whole fucking world is upside down. So much crazy shit happened this morning I don't apologize to dawn. We already told it on the live show. Yeah, it's crazy. So you heard it, but yes So I don't remember this right here. No, I don't this is great. Oh, no, I do remember this So funny I do Give me a taste and In Mississippi may not being the most tragic loss of all George Bush doesn't care about black people

Please call cut the Chris Tucker. Hey man George Bush doesn't care about black people like Myers Great though, I miss Kanye man Mike Myers was such a silly guy who I feel like he became a very serious adult in some way. I heard he's a dick. Yeah. I mean, there's rumors that he's kind of a dink. Yeah, I haven't heard a lot of positive about him.

All those character people become dinks later in life. They suck. Yeah. That's why I hate like Jiminy Glick. Enough. Enough of your fat suit. They tried to do Jiminy Glick. Enough. Enough of your fat suit. They tried to do Jiminy Glick. Huh?

I think it's very funny. Oh God. Dude, he did a... I can't, I can't. He showed up. Oh, he's wearing a hood. I know, but I... I didn't know...

I didn't see him put the hood on, and I just turned, and he's wearing the hood. So it was almost magical. Jacob, I'm gonna call you the white goblin. Hahaha. Bobby, Jiminy Glick is good. No, Jiminy Gl goblin. Bobby, Jiminy Glick is good. Now Jiminy Glick sucks. I like Jiminy Glick. Jiminy Glick is funny and hilarious and original. I could watch it all day long. They just had Jiminy Glick, Bill

Moore on his show had Jiminy Glick interview him about his book to make himself the guest so we could talk about the book. Horrible. Horrible. I thought it was good. Did you? Why? They didn't get to anything. It was funny. His interview with Buck, the guy who does Barry. Bill Hader. Bill Hader was great. Yeah. I don't know. Jimmy Eglick's never been my thing. No, he's not your thing because you're funny. Another thing about it, yeah, but you're not wrong. It's the disinterested host or the the wacky like an interviewer has just been done You're not home eating salmon alone watching women's volleyball. I know soccer. I should be sorry same thing

Same thing now, that's not true volleyball. The chicks are in bikinis and they're smoking hot Every one of them hotter than the next women's soccer is a bunch of bull dykes Every one of them hotter than the next. Women's soccer is a bunch of bull dykes and male athlete wives. Yeah, it is. There's a bunch of fuckin' tattooed pink haired losers. Yeah. There are.

You love them, Jacob. Those girls could curl you. There's some hot ones. I love volleyball. They just wear those G-strings for some reason. It's right up their tan asses. It's great. What are you doin'?

I bet their assholes are so much whiter than the rest of the US. Two weeks, you're two weeks away. From? The Olympics. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna watch too much volleyball, but if it's on, when I turn the TV on, I'm gonna take a peek for a few.

I'm a fan of volleyball. You don't even have to. World star hip hop will get all the good volleyball. I said, no, beach volleyball, Christine. Yeah, what are you crazy? Indoor volleyball. What am I, joining a fucking Colton Albany. Yeah Yeah, right Keith Raniere. Oh

He's written Erie good poll Keith Raniere the last name always get to my Keith Raniere Nexium cult leader. Oh, there you go. Here we go that God, I can watch that all day. Oh Yes, I mean, yeah. Whatever, there are no losers. No, not in that, look at that. Well, that's not a great ass particularly.

For me it is. I like, oh I love that bum bum. That is a really flat boy butt. Oh, I like a flat boy butt. You really do, don't you? I like muscle girls too. I'm so into Rhea Ripley from WWE right now. I just wanna be fucking forced down to a couch.

The Brazilian girls are straight ass. Mm-hmm. Damn, look at those bodies. Perfect bodies. Look at that. Oh, jump. Mm-mm. Oh, I love it.

Spike it! I love the slow-mo at the end, too, when they jump up. Spikey! They land back on Mother Earth. You actually picked a bad video, too. There's ones that really showcase volleyball ass you gotta go to like Norwegians really what you have to do is go to my world star hip-hop and type in women's volleyball. They'll show you They'll show you the trunk on one of these girls that makes sense to see yeah the Brazil girls have look at that

Yeah, that was a great asses. Oh Not arguing with you right up the butt. It really is crammed in their shitter, which is nice You know it's so funny because up at the lake a lot of the women up there wear skirts into the lake Oh my yeah You belong to an over 55 community It really is the lady was wearing a fucking dress a swim dress into the ocean is like getting bullied by old men That's nice look at that. She's a little poof gut which was weird. I like a little poof gut Well, it makes her more attainable for sure you know I mean like having one sleeve longer on a shirt. It's a little cheaper

Yeah, Tom was lying on the couch the other day with her stomach out. She looked like a drunk hillbilly I want to go and go... Pfft. Pfft. What do you mean her stomach out? She was just lying on the couch and her belly was just popping out like she just drank a case of beer. Oh nice. Like an abusive father. Yeah, oh there you go.

Are you allowed to do that? Are you allowed to jump from out of bounds to hit the ball? Yeah. As long as your feet aren't on the ground. Her feet were on the ground? No. Yeah, it's three and over so if your teammate hits it out of bounds but you can get out there and get the ball over the net it's good. Okay. I didn't know that. Yeah I didn't know that either. Mostly I watch for the ass. I haven't really picked up the rules. I like the hugs at the end too the sweaty hugs. Christine how are you

having such a difficult time finding hot ass in volleyball? There's some great ones right over there she's being stingy with them. yeah I gotta tell you Christine you're getting a little coming under a little bit of fire now the fans are starting to notice that I was sent today a montage of pictures of Tony Danza's dick and you didn't oh we didn't see him yesterday no because Christine said they're impossible to find then people just they just message me and they go look how easy this is no it's real spite you gotta Are they real? Yeah, it's a one. No, it's real. You gotta see him in Spider-Man.

I have one in the mail. I'll show it right now, but I don't know if this is real, but somebody sent this. Yeah, Spider-Man, he was dressed in Spider, for Halloween he dressed as Spider-Man, and his hog was hanging out. Who's this fucking fat chick with a flat ass? Christina, this is a terrible idea.

God, that looks like you in a bikini. Well, I was skimming through it, and then Luke called it out, because when I type in volleyball and world star hip hop, nothing comes up. Sorry, I was skimming through it and then Luke called it out because when I type in volleyball and world star hip hop, nothing comes up. Sorry, it's getting turned on. I think my head will, let me see. Yeah.

Wow, no. That's the one I was sent. That's, I mean, yeah, but that's not the one, I mean, thank you for showing me that, but that's not the one I was talking about. That's fantastic. That's actually his hog. It's not cut, too.

Yeah, well, that's gross. That's the Danza. I hate the Danza. the Danza. That's the Danza right there. Tony's up top. That's the Danza. You gotta work to get to my dick. Oh my dick is down there but you gotta shuffle the skin back. This girl's built like Joe DeRosa on the right. I said you but nobody got it. I wish you wish you were her I wish I had a girl Joe DeRosa body That would make me so happy Yeah, she's a brute. Yeah, that says there you go most revealing moments, but it's not very revealing

It's revealing to me. Look at that pretty revealing, but they're gonna show you. Yeah. Look ass ass Like a butt. Everywhere ass. Those are nice butts. I like those butts. Not too big. Volleyball asses? Good call. Yeah, volleyball ass that I think is a perfect ass.

Good call, Bobby. What's that in the hallway, Jacob? Let's see if something interesting is happening. There's a big black guy with a camera. Black Lou, go out and suss out the situation. Is it for Saweetie? It might be for Saweetie and also pull Natalie Portman in here by her hair. Is it Natalie Portman or Natalie Cuomo? What? Do you say

Natalie Portman or Natalie? Portman. Oh they said Cuomo. I was like we can't get Natalie Cuomo. You think you came in and said with excitement holy shit Natalie Cuomo looks like a movie star. Yeah. I can't believe it. They just rushed her out. I did I lived it was Infuriating to me. What is it? I was in my own brain going what the fuck just a hip-hop host Doing her own video doing her thing thing. Yeah, I'm sure it wasn't so weedy. Oh, yeah, I'm sure Okay Have a deadly port when you see her out there For a quick second when Jacob was out there.

And then Jacob panic ran? Go get it with the hood on. Please. I think I tackled it. Tell your Thor's... If I was in the lobby, it would look like this. Tell your Thor's uncle. I wore this for you.

I weareth this for you. It's Tiny Odin. Tiny Odin. It's tiny Odin Told you as soon as I shall bring the lightning in the thunder. It's tiny Odin When Jacob walks in I have to I have to acclimate to his Fucking shitty face every time I have to say he's a nice guy he's the sweetest man I know his face doesn't show it. No his face just doesn't show it. Alright we have the tenacious D stuff up now that we're done fucking playing grab ass with these volleyball girls. So this is in Australia. Let's get back to business. This is huge by the way. This is in Australia. I didn't know they were that big.

So he's probably dizzy from looking at his turds go the opposite direction in the toilet that's got to blow your mind a little bit. Is that true? Yeah. They have a big, I don't know, it looks like a tin man walking with a cake. Man, that is actually Jack Black's tour outfit because when Isabella sent us the video of him warming up, that's exactly what he was wearing. That's his look. next time. Thank you. We love you kids. Back to take it back stage and cut it. You can see Jack Black's a little frazzled by it.

Take the cake back stage. Alright. Take it back, cut it cause it's still a fat fuck. Make sure you cut that up. Happy birthday, god damn, we're done. It just ruined our career. You really just cut it. It's just a little bit of a mess. It's just a little bit of a mess. Make sure you cut that up. Happy birthday Captain! Okay, happy birthday. Goddamn, we're done.

Oy yoy yoy. He just ruined our career. You really just fucked us hard in that one. Kyle quit the band. Now we're back together. Misunderstanding didn't understand. It doesn't matter. now we're back together again

that's true music is gay this is this is as good as crooning. Oh you're right. Actually what their talent is, is they're fucking sick on guitars. And that, particularly KG, is pretty nuts. Look how good he is on guitar. They're so in sync and Jack can really sing. No, anybody can sing like Jack.

Well if I had Echo I'd make it through the internet do you have a cute you've been doing skew fun of the other doing flash gordon opening to the fucking whale like i was just threatened by dj lou kick the shit of your now if i had if i had echo i'd make you prove it is jersey a car out of well i know you want to hit those high notes and i want to help you i love you i'm back he turned on so hard but he turned on me and then i think your

summer's got you on edge, dude. Start taking some things out on the mean people at your place. I can't. Go ahead, play it. It is funny that Jack Black doesn't have to be such a short fat pud that he is He just becomes a little fat so They embraced their age to I guess oh yeah hardcore with those beards look at They just years older than they are maybe one more time for Kung Fu Panda for and now they're in this huge controversy being removed go pass it let's hear it he said his apology I mean when they first came out

they were really cool cool body they were just cool cool body was busy with chicks orgasm I was busy with banging chicks breaking rules breaking rules I wasn't into two fat guys playing the guitar the show was pretty funny yeah I was never into it I'm never really into it either yeah plus he can just I mean I feel like Jack Black I mean he's I like him in movies and stuff, but I think the greatest movie was that movie with Bruce Willis where he was like a killer and he made him make a 50 cal gun that was in a van

and they had Jack Black and he made him go out and fix that pumpkin and he ran out and just shot Jack Black's arm off with a 50 cal. Shallow How? No. I'm pretty sure is that the... No, it was...

Is that the line for Shallow How? Richard Gere and Bruce Willis. And Bruce Willis was the bad guy. Jumanji? No, that was The Rock and Kevin Hart, your friend. Bruce Willis, you said. Bruce Willis and Richard Gere. Richard Gere played an Irish guy, but he kind of went in out of the accent.

Blind Date? Nope, not Blind Date. That wasn't it either. Pulp Fiction? No, that was John Travolta and Samuel Jackson. And Bruce Willis. And Bruce Willis, you're right. No Jack Black, though.

No Jack Black. We need Jack Black. And no Richard Gere. Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? That was not it. Okay. Willis, you're right. No Jack Black, though. No Jack Black. We need Jack Black. And no Richard Gere. Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny? That was not it. OK. Because he was not in that. Well, I don't know what else Jack Black's been in.

Oh, School Rock. There it is. That wasn't it. No, move on. School Rock is the answer. The Holiday? No, that wasn't the Holiday either. It was a serious movie because he got killed.

Jack Black did? Yeah, because he got fucking, the guy, shot him with a.50 cal. In a serious turn Are you thinking of Dane Cook and mr. Brooks? No, that was a good movie though. I didn't hate it I didn't hate that I didn't hate it. I saw in the theater and I kind of liked it That was that was the movie You know they give comics a bunch of rom-coms and then they give you one of those movies to to make you

I don't think Danes particularly great in it, but it was a good move like the movie was interesting Yeah, I mean did it move with Kevin Costner. It's pretty huge. Yeah, I'm just saying yeah, D it was a good movie. The movie was interesting. Yeah, I mean, did it move with Kevin Costner. It's pretty wild. No, it's huge, yeah. I'm just saying, Dane was kind of Dane. You know what I mean? You want me to kill someone over there, over there, there, with a knife?

I'll get a knife. Tin-pow, super-duper-dow, with a knife. It's like, they have him Dane Cook his way through. I don't know man. I'm a little scared right now, okay? I mean you're a serial killer, and I want to be one too! Too! Yeah, was he a photographer or something and then he yeah, he wanted to be also a serial killer It's just not yeah, he Dane Cooks too much in his acting. He's got to do comedy. Do I say it or no? Oh, yeah, I do want to say it Kevin, he's Dane Cook's too much in his acting. He's got to do comedy. You know, I say it. Oh, yeah

I do want to see it Kevin Costner didn't cook Okay, yeah, I Stand here and you stand there Okay far away. I'm right about this now pause for a second, because on Skanks last night we watched my Bad Boys a Comedy set. And I gotta say, I don't look remotely like that anymore. I don't think. I was really heavy, man. Yeah, you were heavy at one point. You were a big boy. You had long hair there too, right? No, I was short before I grew my hair long even. Oh you? I thought you were...

This is me young. This is like... 27 maybe? This is me. Oh, yeah. That was the kid I took on the road with me, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. But I mean...

That was the... Look at that neck. Can we stop at Taco Bell, please? Okay. Can I get a salad? Look at that neck. Look at that neck. You don't look like that neck. Fist fight a guy that had a gun. A guy put a gun on his fist. Can I get a salad?

That's when you had to have a beard to show that your face separated Please take it off One unum momento people we just did this on skanks though, so it's like kind of like hacking. I'm using my babble, I hope they come back. Do we have any ads? Uno momento. Can I just hear one more please? We don't. Because we love pigeon and squirrels, we feed them crumbs and shit, we love them. He is so adorable.

The problem is white people are only afraid of one thing. Black people. And that's the fucking problem But pause it cuz I want to say what about this was bothering me With anything that my voice is so nasally and high. Yeah, but I think it's fair you shit I think people like speed it up because if you listen that wasn't Kevin Costner's voice. No, that's pitched up They pitch it up. I think they did that with my voice, too I mean, I know I've smoked for many years, but I don't think it's I don't sound like that. You did that on fire. Hmm. They do that with a bonfire They speak our voices sound higher. Yeah, yeah awful. Yeah, it's the fair use move

But that last night when I was watching that I was like have I did I get like throat fuck with a spiky baseball bat or something? I'm like, why does my voice but I think they're they're making it faster. Yeah, that shirt is like an extra large kikiko blanket Oh my god, that's fucking massive. That's summer. That should say not 19. That should say 1900 oh The summer of pop-collar zipper downs. I hate it. That's your they made me wear that of course They did that was I was forced to wear that your manager P. Diddy He didn't rub my shoulders I was so close to getting fucked, I had no idea. When Pete Diddy rubbed my shoulders before I went on stage,

who knew how close I was? Although I made a gay joke towards him then, and he was like weird when I did that. What was the gay joke? He was rubbing my shoulders, and when he was rubbing my shoulders, I thought it'd be funny because they were filming us. I put my hands on his hands, and I was like,

now we can share everything. And he was like, whoa, Playboy, all right, hey, I'm on Playboy. And then they called me on stage. And then me and Dougie Fresh had a weird thing. The whole thing was weird. They cut that. You were just gaying off with everybody backstage?

No, Dougie Fresh, I just stared at him until he stopped beatboxing, which I thought was funny. And then like, it was just funny hearing a guy have to go like the bubba bubba bubba I was like, thank you And they cut that out completely but uh, no, we don't watch anymore of this. But anyway put back on One more second. I just want to hear one more little cute joke It's black people pigeon squirrels white people black people that's a point to fear in the Bible

Wow menu are you wearing are you wearing dress? Those are probably size 48 is a bright ten size higher than I'm wearing now I mean those don't I mean that they go straight down to those look like well They were baggy. I mean they that the style of it was supposed to be baggy But I mean those were bad. I was wearing probably two sizes above My size always So those are probably 48 pants that I like belted on tight choking your belly Take my purse off I hit him with that shit

eyebrows in your hairline Your eyebrows in your hairline are the same. Yeah, you really do. Your face hasn't changed from like the nose up. Your eyes. From your nose up, it's been the same forever. No, that's far before my eyebrows were getting handled. Why are you wearing a falcon bracelet?

Were you catching falcons during the day on your wrist? It made sense with the shirt I wore there. It didn't make so much sense with what they put me in. But you know, I like to have stuff on my wrists. Yeah, just in case a bird flies out, you can catch him on your wrist. Wasn't it so funny? I had like three tattoo, four tattoos here.

Wasn't this like you're transitioning from hip hop from like hip hop to metal, but then they made you go back to hip hop. There was no transition of anything. I didn't make it. I mean, he went from like Fubu jerseys to like corn. There was a transition. You've been through a few transitions, dude.

I still want. You're in the. I wear baggy hoodies and Yeah, but shorts are jean right there you're a you're you're a wigger No, I did not come into the show. Well, you know I did I came and dressed as a different kind of wigger I came and dressed as a Button down that had a nice pattern on it. Yeah Watch it silent.

Why? We don't have to watch any of this. Watch it, Jay. Watch it, Jay. Silent. Look how wide the pants are. Jay, you're a drag queen if you don't have sound. Look at your hands.

Jay, Jay's a fucking drag queen without sound. Anybody watching this, turn the sound off and then just put gay music on in the background. You can sacrifice to sacrosanct in the back row. Pump for a bump and a chance. I think that's why Michelle puts you in Hall of the Musical. What does that mean right there? Ah, Jay, Jay, oh, look. Crazy motherfucker with a dance. In the background dancers jump like, There

Turn the sound up. I want to see if he does more drag queen show In the background dancers jumped like motherfucker crazy motherfucker But it was fucking gorgeous. That's a funny set. Jay, Jay, look up. Stop looking down. Jay, come on. Jay, come on, sweetie poo. What's in this time period when didn't doesn't Isabella draw you as a pineapple? Yeah.

She says easy to draw me if I have a pineapple. Not wrong. If you still draw a pineapple head, it sort of works. Is there a pen anywhere? I can show you how fast you can make a pineapple. It's very simple. You're the logo for welcome. You have a pen? Yeah, it's very easy to draw the pineapple head. This is how she always did it.

That's so funny. Kids just see through all the bullshit and see what you really are, just a big. And she's here, she's just a fucking pineapple. I mean, you are a goddamn pineapple. Wow, I've never ever. If this was my logo, you'd know that it's me. Your logo should be a pineapple man.

Nostrils. Shit. Can you play just a little more? We don't know but we'll move on right after this. Just a little more. Gorgeous. It was well choreographed There's a lot of pretty women here I Love you holding your belly Tap your belly a lot. I tap my belly. I got some news my hands on the hip my punchlines a lot I'm a little teapot them pot them. You always got to hear some sad shit.

Look at your hands. So feminine. I don't give a shit. I don't have the patience for that shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. I had a girl at in a bar made me cry like a bitch two weeks ago like a baby bitch I cried baby bitch shit I'm sad shit shit shit shit shit shit gorgeous you walked in I'm like oh shit gorgeous I'm gonna talk to her right she just next to me I'm having a few drinks first to ease the pain before I do it right while I'm drinking jukebox comes on ease the pain before I do it, right? While I'm drinking, Jukebox comes on, the song Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on,

she starts crying. Now I'm sensitive, so I'm like, why are you crying, bitch? And she looks at me. Jesus. No, the joke was I'm not sensitive. The joke is that I wasn't being sensitive. Here's the thing. Talk about me being handsy.

You were very handsy back in the early days of your comedy. That left hand hasn't stopped moving. I bet your left hand was more in shape than your right hand. Jay's still, it's so funny because he sits and you've sat for so long now, but you're so animated. Like you really are on stage. Like whether it's hands or like pantomimes, it's great. It's just like, I feel like people wouldn't necessarily expect that from you.

Very physical. It's great. It's just like I feel like people wouldn't necessarily expect that from you very physical Because the top part can't not be that drag queen that he's always been inside You really out lies a manelli from the waist up all these flame thunder tits Yeah, flamenco booty, but oh shit what happened You get more did you get black people to come laugh at me Lou Get the weedy Tears oh I got raped to this song that's not funny. That sucks. That's not funny at all I've stuck for two reasons one rapes disgusting crime most disgusting crime a guy commit this country. Oh, Jay after

Good for you, buddy Said I know but good for you, man. You said a meaningful thing during a comedy set I like to I'll tell you what it's still a still comedic thing. I definitely hit probably Pretty often in my set is something where I make a half-hearted, not apology, but a real explanation that makes people go like, this guy says, saying something, and then smash everything I just said. Alright, play this. And two, that's a very long fucking song, right?

So then I started crying, because I remember I was in jail, I jail. I got raped to rappers delight, and that's like 15 fucking verses Hope you exit the stage with that little dance. I should have your little handsy dance. What a shucking jive idiot fucking J. Al Jolson Mammy I wish we had that shirt Christine you have to keep going through a series of different faces. I make I'm gonna see all of us. Yeah, let's see the dance again No one cares. I want to see one more dance You don't need to see that. I love the dance. No No. I thought we were going to watch Dane Cook act. We were, but then everybody got all wrapped into this bullshit.

Jay, Jay is gay. Dude, that is inside you, dude. There's no way you can fucking, that is amazing. Look at that. A song in my heart? For sure, no doubt. You meant to be on Broadway, man. It's a lot of rhythm.

Yeah, that's why you like Tenacious D. Look at that move D look at how big I was to in those moves still run like rerun Fucking rerun okay, Dane Cook acting please What's this movie again? I need a gif of this. This is a TV show called bad boys of comedy was pretty diddy Mr. Brooks Funny enough now you could just pitch it back to normal voice P did he's not gonna do anything now. He ain't getting no problems with that. Yeah, he's not my manager. He's not gonna give any It's not gonna give any shit to anybody now You don't think I have the guts to do this to you

No, I'm hoping you do mr. Smith The count is about to kill Tinkook. I'll close my eyes Yeah, this sucks you know what's crazy about guns And then the gun jams Damn it and then the good jams damn it never work when you need them the good old jamming I really did want you to kill me you ruined all my fun the last minute I changed my mind but then every time we do some of you break a rule

every fucking thing I'm doing you have to somehow get in and break a rule Kevin Costner He throws the gun and he makes a sound effect Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting UGH THE GUN'S JAMMED Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting Unfortunately for you, my daughter's pregnant Man, look how much younger Kevin Costner was earlier

Yeah, I realized how much I want to see the end of that story What's the age pause it what's the age wall because we just watched this with tenacious D a second ago and What's the there's an age where it's just from there on? Like you're an old per because Kevin Costner. This is not long enough to go for Kevin Costner. I feel like to be that Because Kevin Costner this is not long enough to go for Kevin Costner. I feel like to be that Like to this gotta be 2008 2009. No, I bet that's in 90s No, no, no, no 2008 or 9 probably the jackal was the movie with Jack Black and Bruce Willis that I was talking about

This was 2008 2009. This was his move out of romcom. But he uh... I didn't know that you killed that couple. The contents of your safety deposit box, Mr. Smith. Come over to game night! What's that? It hurts, doesn't it? Help me! Check, please. It hurts, doesn't it? Help me! Check please. Dane actually made that sound of the shovel hitting his head.

I'm bleeding! Yeah. Spoiler alert. Hey everybody, if you're listening to the Bonfire as a podcast, you gotta know there's a whole second half of the show that you're not getting to hear. Look, if you love the Bonfire, which we know you do, this is just half of the show. Go subscribe to SiriusXM at SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire. Subscribe right now. What is that? This is Kyle Gass. We're jumping all over the place, but this is Kyle Gans's

apology. He wrote it. Yeah. The line I improvised. I improvised. That's the line you thought of. I already forgive him. That's a great excuse on the fly.

It goes, dude, it was just yes ending. The line I improvised on stage Sunday night in Sydney was highly inappropriate, dangerous, and a terrible mistake. I don't condone violence of any kind in any form against anyone. What happened was a tragedy and I'm incredibly sorry for my severe lack of judgment. I profoundly apologize to those I've let down and truly regret any pain I've caused. I was blindsided by what was said at the show on Sunday I would never condone hate speech or encourage political violence in any form after much reflection

I no longer feel it is appropriate to continue to continue the tenacious detour and all future creative plans are on hold I am grateful for the fans for their support understanding Jack Black over correction, dude. I think KG's apology was plenty Then only gets to go like we don't we're taking a break for a while relax Well, Jack Black's also like much more famous than KG yeah, he's the other guy Yeah, and nobody knows who that guy is KG dude. Nobody knows him a lot of people know they weren't so old to get back together You think is yeah, they were looking for an excuse to stop. Yeah, so they could rejoin that's he wasn't he wasn't looking for Excuse to stop

Who Jack Black the other guy KG? Yeah, he's got money That guy's got plenty of dough. You think he's got plenty of dough from Kung Fu Panda That's I'm sure he's just got is he on Kung Fu Panda. They did a song for it I'm sure he's just got is he on kung fu better. They did a song for it No, I don't know what Christine was talking about there. She did they just though he that other dude KG or whatever his name is did a song for kung-fu. No tenacious D did. Yeah, so you got half of that That's not what made him Set they just did a lot of they've toured like extensively a ton Yeah, I think they do. All right. They also made a movie.

I'm not saying the guy's like fuckin' eight cars in his driveway, Rich. I'm saying he's fine, though. He's not like a, you know what I mean? Like whatever they do moving forward isn't gonna change his life again more. Yeah, but when you have a certain amount of money, you need a certain amount of money to keep that lifestyle.

So if you're not- But I'm saying I'm looking at this guy and I don't think he's got a lifestyle like that you think you think he's he's probably got a lifestyle that needs to do I bet it's pretty mellow I bet it's like a pretty regular house we're both just guesstimating but totally well what he do is I figure revamping while the crew looks it up why don't you do this and I like pitting Lou and Christine against each other and who could pull up faster why don't you do this? And I like pitting Lou and Christine against each other and who can pull it up faster. Why don't you find out how much he has, his net worth.

Yeah. Well that really is. Do you know it never means anything? Do you know every time Lou turns the monitor around so we could see, it's such a fuck you to Christine. And I like it. Yeah, especially when. This is worth three million.

I like it. I know, but these don't mean anything. That's not. Especially when I have the same thing pulled up on my screen. Nothing we say. I have doctors worth 10 times that but these don't mean anything. Especially when I have the same thing pulled up on my screen. Nothing we say- I have doctors worth 10 times that. 20 times. Nothing we say means anything.

Oh man, I love it. Passive aggressive. 64 or so, it's over. I love that you're acting like we're fucking CNN. It's not real facts. No shit. We're looking for real facts. Guys, I don't want to put fake news out there, but I think this 20 20 year old shooter was trans I think we should put all kinds of fake news out there

trans community rallies behind Trump shooter It's it's it's so funny though. Just headlines just terrible fake headlines because I heard Trump actually how to he changed his whole speech for Thursday So his whole speech was kind of gonna trash, you know typical Trump speech But now with all that's going on, he's changed it to unity and we're going to go together and you know, which is going to be interesting to see what he because if he can actually put if he can actually pull an Obama and get people to unite and be like, hey, instead of just being a fucking drum stand-up comedian and go You know, they go Know this would be a great moment

To unite everybody but no way, you know, he threw away his whole speech not even cut what for today No, he's speaking Thursday night Thursday night. He speaks at the convention and that's when he you know tonight Tonight tonight he speaks after listening to the show yes tonight he speaks but apparently he had a whole speech you know doing his typical shit about you know Joe Biden blah blah Jews threw it all out Jews not replacing us I perused it and then and he he made it all about Bringing we need to be together and the country and we need to unite as one as Americans Trump said this Trump Yeah, he said he has a whole new speech for tonight. Oh, he's right. He's writing a new speech about this by bringing everybody together Yeah, but he still he's did he can't not be Trump

You know, I think he's gonna throw some shit out and was that bullet zipping by his head had a come to Jesus moment, but I mean, I doubt it, dude. He's gonna be right back in the mix, bigger and better than ever. Oh yeah, for sure. He really should, he should come out shirtless with a bulletproof vest on, like 50 Cent. He should come out with 50. 50 Cent actually sent him a thing

that he'll speak at the convention. 50 Cent will? Yeah. Why would he want that? Because he's fucking're back in Trump he's voting for Trump no but what's him speaking what do you think they have to speak at a convention I data white speaking at the convention Dana White spoke at the convention like they have who's that girl she was smoking hot girl she spoke on Monday night.

Christine Evans? No, Christine Evans is smokin' hot. But she has a tattoo on her forehead. She got beat up by, she used to date a UFC guy. Amber Rose. Amber Rose spoke. She did not date a UFC guy. You're thinkin' of the other bald girl

who got beat almost to death by War Machine. The War Machine, that, whoever that is, I believe, spoke, right? No. Who spoke last night? Slow down. No, I can't. You're you're you're you're a rocket ship to a rocket going out of control right now.

Who's the girl who has? Amber Rose is the one who spoke at the thing. She dated Kanye West. She dated a lot of celebrities. OK. The woman you're thinking of dating MMA, who was bald like that, was named Kristi Mack, who was beaten almost to death by a war machine. Do they look similar? You just went up going war machine That's the girl

That's not even a girl war machines a guy who's in jail forever But are they can you bring up her now do they look similar or am I crazy well Chris? They just both have bald heads and face tattoos. I mean that's similar Absolutely, I mean that's the definition of fucking similar. I was just explaining it to you And you kept saying words no two bald chicks with face tattoos That's the definition of it you got to go Christy Mac bald what you have to look up She's smoking hot How could you see a smoking? There you go, huh? Yeah, how can you beat it up? So no one else has it doy?

Doy, it's my favorite, doi. You don't understand how domestic abuse works, dude. You have to make her ugly so no one else will want her. Doi. And then Amber Rose, who I think I find sexier than Kristy Mac, no. I thought we were doing misinformation. Oh yeah, Kristy Mac's hotter than Amber Rose. Amber Rose I think is naturally a prettier faced girl.

And that's Amber Rose? Yeah, but she is, she's got some great slutty pictures. I mean they look very similar. Look at that big old beaver. Yeah, I mean same body too. No. What? No, not same body. Are you crazy? No, Amber Rose is that like ridiculous like tiny tiny way. Who's the guy next to her? But they put a, they put a, the Amber Rose is that like ridiculous like tiny tiny way who's the guy next to her? But they put a they put a the Amber Rose challenge That's great um she could be odd-looking though to Amber Rose. She's one of the dumbest people ever Amber Rose she was on a great episode of intervention that I was just gonna say the episode when she goes to Philly and just hangs Out with her junkie friend right then and savor I don't think yeah. Yeah, she went right back to the shit. I love ball girls I love chicks when they shaved their head also part of the Fox all celebrity weekend in Atlantic City nice

Well, she was also if you recall she had that dr. Phil gave her a talk show for eight seconds Yeah, it's dreadful and it was like four episodes. We went over on the show years ago, but it was I mean She is so bad and the name she goes alright This is a signal we go to my motherfucking Nate over there from the from around the way remember It was just a guy like yeah Yeah, and then by the way, and then it shows brain goes Brandon. It says Brandon mother's homie Muv a mother they had to call her she wipes She is a dip you know what Christy Mac all day girls had a that girl didn't say anything until she was hospitalized with vicious beatings

She kept her mouth shut. That's a good girl Man if I fucking hit Christine dude, she'd be right up in the fucking all in the press I hope they don't have kid rock speak. Oh, that'd be so good. No, he's fucking ridiculous He really is something else. I mean that was just who gives a fuck. He's just exactly who you think he is You know you love him Dude that you love him. That thing that he put out you fuck with Trump you fuck with me Nobody you fuck with Trump. Nobody asked you you fucking idiot. Nobody cares. I was wondering where's Bob. Where's Bob weighing all this? Where's kid Bob Richie rock

Wayne and all this I did want to know and I'll tell you what much to my surprise if you fuck with Trump you fuck with Him I didn't know that Mother fucker kid rocks the name Oh mother fucker kid rocks the name You started dancing again, yeah, it's just in you no you put on some kid rock dude I'm gonna move We're having a party man I get the book fuck fuck it. I'm fuck fuck fucking your hose Yeah, it is a little ridiculous that they canceled the whole tour. I don't know why he would do that. That's an extreme overreaction to it.

He said I was trying to be whatever funny in the moment, I fucking whiffed and move on. I don't think they should cancel their tour for that. Well, there's people in Australia where like they should be kicked out of the country Out of America out of Australia. Oh who cares? Yeah Exactly. Yeah being kicked out of a fucking You know, there's Christy Mac looking not so she cries ugly And I assume I'm gonna make her cry a lot. So I don't want to deal with that. She's kind of cute

No, she's pretty for sure. I love I love the shaved side of the head too Yeah, she's definitely pretty. Yeah, I think that guy beat the ever-loving shit out of her because she was ugly That's not how fucking beauty works, dude When girls are pretty you have to ugly them up so you control the situation How's it work if a girl's beautiful right this down Jacob if a girl's beautiful Now Kristy Mack is fucking pretty goddamn hot yeah, but what a crazy situation that guy's in jail I think for a long time. Yeah, I think he did something else to in jail. Yeah. He was a he was on the UFC That reality show they had and he was a psycho on that war machine Well as in 2018 so let's see what she looked like show they had and he was a psycho on that war machine. Oh he found love and got engaged in prison.

Well that was in 2008, 18. So let's see what she looked like. War machine. Oh. Oh. Be funny if it was Amber Rose. Let's see if she's as hot as Amber Rose. Oh no it's Kristy Mack.

Kristy Mack, sorry. They're back together. She goes, I can't quit him. He can't beat me in the visited in the visitation room. You can't beat me through on a phone through glass Anything that's cool Society dude all this cutting room floor shit John cop and haver I would change my name to war machine to Who brutally attacked his then girlfriend Christy Mac after discovering she was seeing another man made new okay?

Well hold on She was seeing somebody else well I will hang on now nothing wrong with that okay So it's wrong. Oh, that's good. You got a little chubber good move, dude. She's gonna be good to you. I got a kid Is it though? Oh no. No, that's her kid. That's just a kid she has that she's bringing in while he's serving life.

Is that in life? Is that not his kid? You think that's? That's definitely her kid. It's too old, you think? Yeah, they just got engaged. And the Kristy Mac stuff didn't happen crazy long ago. That would suck if your

Wife's new boyfriend was that guy because you can't you can't really fuck it. Hey, man Don't talk to my kid like that, please Yeah, hey, I noticed that you were reprimanding my child yesterday and I don't play that shit Oh, no, I just prefer he didn't He does have I'll murder the second I get out of jail face 35 years is parole 36 years 36 years for beating her up no life but he has the eligible for parole in 36 years because it was a attempted murder battery assaults strangulation kidnapping he kit what's cute yeah but is that like a he just took her over to Arizona in the car in the trunk. Oh

so what There's a big difference taking a kid from a park and throw some cheating whore in your trunk Christine you think we're getting if we had to drive to work every day together Christine. Where are the odds? I put you in the trunk eventually Christine in the trunk. No, don't make me. In the trunk. No. Christine, why are you sweating so much?

Was it a trunk day? Did you fuck up at the house? No. Yeah. Christine rides in the trunk. Guys, no, it's okay. We can get seven in my car. Christine rides in the trunk.

Yeah, she rides in the trunk. She didn't say, you're welcome today, loud enough. I'm sorry, you're right. She whispered, you're welcome again. Lack of politeness ends up in the trunk. Yeah, when I open up and I say thank you and she doesn't acknowledge me, trunk time. Dude, I wanna spread, well, we're doing all this fake news. Let's make it like Christine's got a nightmare life.

Like I make her go in a way, like a box in the house she has to go into, like the crate's for her, not the dog, me and the dog sleep in bed, and Christine's gotta be in the crate. Damn dude, we just heard some great rumors. Man, somebody goes, if you ever hit Christine, I go, she wouldn't act like that if I did.

Oh, listen, I could solve all Christine's foibles with one fucking good crack to the chops, but society's not going to allow it. If you caught Christine with another guy, what would you do? Would you be mad? Celebrate. Light the fireworks you have in your closet. I would be like, oh, so like, do you move out or how does it work?

What do we do? What do we do? She moves out, Gil moves in, dude. Yeah, yeah. I gotta get Gil in there. You're right, I still have to take care of Gil. You wouldn't be mad? What? You'd be mad. If she was fucking somebody else?

If you found she was in a relationship. Not fucking. Sweeties. Just leave. Yeah, me too. I fucked a Doug. I wouldn't be like. I should shoot you. You fucked a Doug. I was like. I should. You fucked a Doug?

Oh, if it was a Doug. If it was a Doug, maybe I'd have a problem with it. Doug. Fucking gross. No, I mean, I'd be like bummed. I get a full relationship. I'd be bummed, pretty pissed, but I would just go. Black Lou, if you found that your wife was in a relationship

with somebody else, would you be pissed off? Oh, yeah. Would you want to grab her by the neck? I might have to, I might need a lawyer. Would you, would you beat up Dawn? No, I'd be like, you guys can move in, I'll go to the guest room, I'd put a Voss. You'd just pull a Voss? I'd just pull a Voss, go to a room,

put posters up, get a lock on my door. I feel like I'm too old to be, and too old and too much of a smoker to be sitting in some kind of multiple months, like why is this and let's work it and sort it out I got I was gonna go find something else dude I would fucking lose my mind like sexually I experiment with everything start trying everything I'd try every all Jim let me have a swipe of your wife's dick Norton let me get a taste of that fucking chick wiener. I'd start wearing dresses, kilts, weird hats.

Bye guy Bobby. Bye guy Bobby. What's that? Dancing like you in your first standup. Razzmatazz, dude. Oh God, I do all kinds of stuff. I try to join in with you guys somewhere. I'm like, guys, come on. Come on Yeah, very dense um these we have the R&C happy I think I'd be happy for done Yeah, yeah If she could found somebody that got her her coochie wet again

And she found like some man don't you wish you just would have done in a few years before? If it happened now when you'd be like fuck me, you should have laid this hammer like five six years ago No, I'd be happy for her if she was like look I met Yeah, but you just bought a head there's like so much now there's red tape Yeah, but I've been spending like Monday Tuesday Wednesday at the house by myself. It's been lovely I bet It's I look I I don't know. It's something weird about being home alone I use one fork one spoon one knife one bowl one cup. I make one cup of coffee You just rinse them out. I just I just rinse them out. I leave them out

It's I'm like Denzel Washington in the equalizer Living I'm just yeah, it's simple It's it's you know why the beds gonna be made nice the whole time Christine's going this weekend Cuz it'll never be unmade I'll sleep on top like an antique I make the bed every day cuz I just pull the covers back over to one side I only use two pillows on that side. I fluff them up You know I wake up I gotta get under and tuck the sheets on there make everything tight and shit

I don't need it tight, but yeah, I hear you I was I kind of been enjoying like I worked out today. I did the sauna I did my meditation my affirmations. I yelled the n-word at video games Don't talk about my down time Yeah, come on I came home last night Watch a little TV had a little snack had a little yogurt snack nice and then went to bed Woke up in the middle of the night got another little snacky a little sugar-free snacky just slam your ween at all Yesterday yeah made love good for you last night too too tired, and I'm saving it for tonight Tonight so it's gonna be a biggie tonight's uh, tonight is gonna be, yeah, I'm gonna.

Well you gotta do your show first. I'm gonna do my show. And then a YKWD? No, I'm done for the summer. No YKWD, so your show. I go home, I'm gonna go to the cigar lounge. Okay. It's already worked out, no anytime fitness.

With that crazy Puerto Rican guy who looks like Jacob but actually picks up six plates on each side. I don't know how he does it he just gives me anxiety every time I work out with this guy. There's this little tiny Mexican dude that comes in every time I'm there at night. Six plates on each side of what exercise? He picks he puts him on each side of the bar and then he you know lifts it up, walks back, does like a little thing and then walks it back. I don't know what that does, but he puts all the plates on, not six, probably five on each side.

Do you know what that is? 45s. 45s. And it gives me anxiety every time he does it. And then he works out. He walks with the bar? I work out with 35 Right and like when I'm doing my stuff 25 and 35. That's all I do

He will work out with like 60 or 50 pound dumbbells Yeah, and it gives me anxiety every time build that wall, dude I mean, it's not that run around the country and then there's one guy that comes in and then disappears I don't know where he comes in and I'm like, hey, what's up? And then he's gone. He whacks off on your locker. He whacks off on all your locker handles. I know, dude.

It's so weird. He just goes away. And they do have two bathrooms with showers in there. Nice, dude. So you could do gay stuff. No, you could. Late night gay stuff. You could do late night gay stuff.

You could. You might as well. I went in Rome, right? Dude, if I catch dawn, fucking late night gay stuff. You could do late night gay stuff. You could, you might as well, went in Rome, right? Good, if I catch dawn, fucking late night gay stuff's going down. But I kinda do, I've been enjoying being like alone. Like, you know, just my little cup of coffee and going through my stuff and I don't know,

I've been alright with that, you know? Yeah, just, and it would be cool to like, if I- Should we devise a plan to get somehow? been alright with that. You know? Yeah, just, and it would be cool to like, if I- Should we devise a plan to get somehow? Should we like, find guys that when we go on the road start working on Dawn and Christine? I do. If we were both single,

oh dude, we get- This should be so much funnier. Well we'd get a place in New York, just a, like a studio hang. Yeah, why not? Right? Kinda near over here, like maybe just a little studio apartment that- Of course. Guys we're meeting at the studio after party tonight. You not? Right? Kinda near over here, like maybe just a little studio apartment

that we're meeting at the studio after party tonight. You know what, if we were both single, I'd say flat out we don't do the show from here anymore. We get our own studio in the city somewhere that we do the show from. We make it the way we like. We should make it with two bedrooms so we can stay. We invite bitches in.

Bitches. Nonstop bitches watching. All kinds of bitches. Like all kinds of ages. We just go through. Bitches. Nonstop bitches watching. All kinds of bitches. Like all kinds of ages. We just go through all our tastes. Yeah, we just try everything a little bit. Oh, I'd love to get some little people, hot little people. And then see if they wanna go for the full fire.

It means that me and Bobby have you together. Mm, yeah. Are you gonna go for the full fire? I think I'm gonna go for the full fire. Are you pulling up going for the full fire? Yeah. Are you going to go for the full fire? I think I'm going to go for the full fire. Are you pulling up going for the full fire? Yeah. Ladies, any of you guys here for the full fire? Just want to know before I take a C. Alice here.

You're going to get a nice s'mores on your face when you're done. I don't want to waste a Viagra. Are we going to get a... That'd be funny. If we were, me and you had sex together, you know we both laugh at our dicks. Absolutely. We'd be like, what's up with that? What are you doing? Yeah, what is that?

Why does it go that way? What is that little thing? Why do you have a stomach under that little, why do you have a dick stomach? That's not all the way hard. That's not all the way hard, is it? Jay, hold my stomach up. Hold my balls, stomach up.

Oh. What's your physical moving? You find, Dawn's been seeing someone else, you guys are in a situation now, you got the house house you're closing on a house have a house have I don't I don't want anything you're going from this one all together dude I don't want it I don't want any of it you have all of it I just yeah I mean I would go see max all the time of course and I would have max with me yes in your fuck studio yeah he's gonna learn from the new guy.

She's ridiculous. Christine, the fuck studios aside place, we're going to have our own places. Yeah. All the fuck studio is in our place. We don't live there. Yeah. We have rooms there so we can stay there if we get tired from fucking so much. Yeah.

You know, you just stay there when you go, it's like, oh, you know, I'm going to fuck here before I go to my respective home. Yeah. I fuck here real quick. Yeah. I'll have my place in the city. Wait, how's it work? Does Dawn still get half your money if she's caught cheating?

She can have it all. She can have all the money. I don't give a fuck about money. Just get away from me. I just want to take all of it, just go. I just want one fork, one spoon, one knife, one plate, and my coffee cup. Yeah, simplify life.

I gotta change my credit cards. It's pretty much it Yeah, you go you have it all you can have it all i'll still give you some money I'll pay for all of max's stuff Go have fun with your new guy. Hope he's like a man man, though, you know, I hope he has a Really good job. You can teach max. Yeah teach max. Yeah teach max some stuff Yeah, i'm not gonna be around a lot because I'm drowning in pussy, but I do when I'm not there want Max to be taken care of by a real masculine man. Yeah, of course I want an alpha male. I want like fucking Danny Braff.

Yeah. Christine, you could get whoever to live with you in Dawkins, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. She could have a warlock move in. Yeah, I'm not worried about the emotional treatment of Dawkins. Yeah I would definitely want a man to teach him some stuff. I'd be good with that. You know what I mean? Has a motorcycle.

I'd love a guy drop off Max on the back of a motorcycle, takes his helmet off. Your situation is too much more like describing what me and Carla would have to do because of the kid being involved. Me and Christine, there's no kid. So there's no like, you know what I mean? You don't have to worry about that. Yeah. Like, so, all you really would be doing

by leaving with this guy, Christine, is costing yourself a carless car. I mean, that's all you're getting. Okay, now you're not gonna get a carless car. Well, the cups. Should get in the cups? And the cups, I'll be honest with you, no, no. You're not gonna bring my fucking beautiful sixers

and Eagles cups into some new guy's fucking life. Fuck all that. What if he's a Philly fan? Huh? Oh, that's worse. That's fine, let him build his own. If he's a true Philly fan, he's showing up with cups. He has his cups, you're getting more cups.

Yeah, yeah, if this guy's a real Philly fan, I'm coming, yeah, for sure. My new girl or girls Are gonna be drowning in fucking those comic given cups as a take-home thing after we fuck Yeah, we're gonna have like a two tickets to us take a couple years. This is the Ben Simmons era We're gonna have we'll have little like I did in Brazil. You have little little presents little packages Packages. Yeah, here's a here's a wife beater a pair of panties new one Could you need them because we sopped those up?

toothbrush Toothpaste yeah, this is uh, this is max news of Bellof started a sad goth group and this is their demo albums also in there Daddy's gone away Fuck yeah Yeah, wouldn't I haven't I mean look when I go back up there It's nice, but there's just a lot. I think there's a lot going on right now You know a lot of stuff, but me and Don do have a date night Friday night Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna have to find some abandoned motel to fuck her in a parking lot somewhere

Maybe fuck her in the woods. Maybe take a hike, get a blowjob and buy a tree. But there's a lot of- Well, I bet you're gonna come tonight. Yeah, Jacob.