The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Baddies with Kerryn Feehan

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

Kerryn Feehan and Bobby know a thing or two about bathhouses. Jay knows everything about the show "Baddies." He shows Kerryn all the many iterations of his favorite series. Baddies punch each other's wigs off in Africa, Russia, Atlanta, and the Midwest. Kerryn is horrified and entertained by the violence of these Bad Girls. | Jay and Kerryn were in the last season of Tires and are waiting to find out if they will be in the next. Go to @Kerrynfeehan for all her dates and OnlyFeehans is her podcast! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Geronimo, look out below. Let's go, Jay. Here comes the brother with the offbeat flow. I just came from the mothership. Bubba-d-d-d-dub-dub-dub-dibbub-dibbid-dibbid-dibbid-dibbid-dibbdibbdibbdibbdibbdibbdbdbdbdbbdbbdbbdbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. And there is a childhood in the black section of Philly right there. This is not black energy.

The only chubby white. The only chubby white kid in town. No. This is white kid in a convertible Mustang energy. Did you have a convertible Mustang? No. I was going to say that. No, I watched that kid from my bicycle. Why he drove by with girls?

I don't like Christine. She went, no. No, he never had a... That wasn't my vibe. I mean, I wish it was my vibe. It was not my vibe. Is that a hatchback Saturday? Uh, no.

You're going to hear about that later, Christine. I had a hatchback. She called you a hatchbacker. Oh, I had a hatchbacker. I had a hatchback 87 Honda Accord. Everybody did. I had a hatchback Hyundai. Yeah?

Yeah. My first thing I was driving was my mom, Chivette, Stick Shift. That was a piece of shit. I like the hatchback, though, because I used to put my girl in the back and stick her legs up and fucking eat her cooch. Oh. I only fucked a fat girl in my Honda Accord hatchback, but we, uh, the hatch was used. The hatch space was needed. You had to sweep that hatch down?

We had to get that hatch. Like a fucking piece of plywood? Yeah. Her forehead or back forehead or back in the neck forehead definitely was touching the hatchback. There she is. What a beauty. I thought those fucking the headlights went up.

And I was like, well, this is a sports car. Yeah. Clearly this is a sports car. Drag racing. We have an awesome guest in the studio with us. It's not just all club music in here. Oh. O'A.O.

She's going to be at the comedy studio on Boston, November 7th. That's Friday. Yeah, it's Friday. That's a fucking cool club. That's like an alt alternative place. I know. I'm like, what are you doing with me there?

Wow. It's very, fancy it out, girl. I thought it was alt-right. It's a very Mark Marin Club. No comment. Also doing a show at the stand with Stacy Kay for the New York Comedy Festival this Saturday, November 8th

for tickets and all tour dates. Make sure you follow her. It's Karen Feehan. The great, the lovely, the hilarious. And make sure, of course, you follow her podcast. At only Feehan's, at Karen Feehan, K-E-R-R-Y-N, F-E-E-H-A-N. She was talking to when she came in about going to the, what is it called? The bathhouse.

The bathhouse. I've been there. Bathhouse is so dirty. What a dirty name. It does always commentate gay man sex. Yeah. The Russian baths, the Turkish baths. There is a time where they all must become that.

There's a day. Oh, yeah. There's a day. Yeah. Yeah, it's the all-male day. Up day? I went to the one over in East Village There's two of them now

There's a few There's air There's I guess the bathhouse in Williamsburg Brooklyn is very dirty Like so dirty they were like written up There's like an article Do you think they stagger it That like each place has their gay day

But a different day So you can bounce around Yeah you bounce around You can definitely If you want a gay bath house Every day of the week you can Just not at the same place Yeah

I like that The Russian and Turkish There's like certain times That are men only So Thursday and Sunday Yeah That's the one that Jay Mautar about where he went and the guy the guy tried to give him head and then he let him

because he was so hot he was in the sauna he was dizzy he was just telling the story and he was just like yeah the guy tried he was like yeah fuck it what is this public the story we're live i swear to god it was on he told it on radio he told it on live radio on mike kalter show he did how is that not the only thing that ever comes up about it that's interesting i've never heard that yeah I've heard plenty of people say terrible things about Jay Moore never by the time that he fucking let a guy suck him off in a bathhouse yeah um they really he's the only one that admitted it I here's the problem I would get I'm the one who end up getting fucking sucked off in a bath house because I would go men only day on

the ideas if everyone says to go to these like oh the hot plunge and the cold plunge so I would go on men only day so there's not I'm not worried about a woman seeing me walk around fucking in my shirt off in all these places and then I'd end up having a cock on my shoulder and then I feel bad that I came on Cox Out Day, not realizing that I'm the fish out of water, and then I'd end up fucking just having a blow bang in one of these fucking hot pools. Yeah, you'd have a fucking beautiful day. I only go for, like, the contrast therapy.

Like, I want to be in the sauna for 30 minutes, and then I want to go right in the cold plunge, and then I want to get right back in the sauna. But are you... I'm in a bikini. Do you need that? Yeah, yeah, so you're not naked. What kind of take up your butt? It's like barely covering.

Do you think she owns a bikini without going up her ass? I know, nobody's looking at my face. He goes, what, it's like, so what, it's like hugging your curves and stuff all over the place? Is it a one piece? You wear, like, a wrestling onesie? You have a little skirt that goes around your butt? Yeah, yeah. That'd be great.

You should wear 1950s bathing suits just ruin everyone's time. I wear a long leather coat. You should have an old lady's bathing suit and then one of those hats that has a fucking umbrella attached to it. Yeah, the swim cap. Well, they have on the, on the, I was at the co-ed. day it was mostly guys anyways but then they brought this girl in for that leaf massage right you love that they brought her in for the leaf massage in the sauna and they beat her bikini top off yeah like they hit her so hard it just on the knot came out oh heaven's to murgatory oh no and then she she rolled over

and her tities were out and it was just a bunch of guys looking under a towel just pouring cold water on our heads that's not menacing at all oh my god it was so wild look at that fucking rape At the bath house, I was there. I've been going every Saturday. And one of the times I went with a group of my girlfriends. And I should have said that on air. Now every bonfire guy fan is going to be going Saturdays. Is that girl's day?

You're going to show up. You're going to hear crackle, crackle. Come, come hang out. And so a guy came into the sauna to do some sort of like breathwork performance. I know. Performance. Yeah, something. So he announced that.

He's like, it's going to start in two minutes. And the way me and three of my friends ran out of that sauna. The poor guy, like, my friend almost fell. And you were the only people in there? There was, like, maybe a dozen, but we cut the crowd in half. He walked us before he started. This sounds like annoying as shit. I should try my storytelling in the sauna.

Bobby's got really in the story. Would you guys like to hear a story? It isn't so funny that on the funny, everything here is just like the highest level and the highest and nicest vampire like high out looking place of what that is the same functionality as a place that for a hundred hours has you come in and just wax you off and send you on your way it's the same like services they're doing like body washes and scrubs

it's just no one here is whacking you off unless it's a guy well you can't at the other bath house in the East Village which is the old bath the old one I've been there too like they serve like vodka and stuff well you get food yeah yeah I'm not trying to eat a hot dog and a steam it's like on 11th Street or something It's actually borsh. You ever had a hot borsh? I filmed

Kevin, or not Kevin, Neil Brennan. That one, yeah. Did a TV show from this bath out. Is that when he lost all the weight? He never went on co-ed day. He just sweat

100 human pounds off. $200 less per membership if you only go on guys day. Yeah, but they just have, this one is a little more old school. Yeah, and you can pick your This is supposed to look at creek in the cave Yeah, that's the old school one

Yeah, look at Arie's patio Right But you can You can get a massage and you pick your lady Or man And if you pick a lady You go up to the room And if you're persuasive enough

Bobby's heart rates up Wait a second Bobby Did you just attack a poor little lady No Who's supposed to give you a massage? I said persuasive right what does that mean or that means do it or else no i'll snap your little turkish neck first of all she's russian she can fucking snap my neck is it the russian girl who beats

everybody up on that show is it russian yeah it's russian zoo she said russian yeah oh the uh the zoo show yeah have you seen the zeus no Zeus network i watch zoos network because uh me and my daughter love trash reality tv yeah no me too sure and they have uh that's that's the network that the baddies are on. Oh, okay, okay. And the baddies are just, I mean, garbage low lives who just fight until their pussies and tits come out. Yeah, what was the first rendition of that, bad girls club?

Bad girls club. Yeah. But this is that, what they said was bad girls club stopped because they couldn't get any insurance, I'm sure. Right, right. The last season ever, a girl got kicked in the face and the high heel hit like here next to her eye, like really close to her. And they almost shut down production.

They were like, this is all. Zeus TV is like, here's what we do. We get him out of the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where rules are... Humanitarian, no. And they'll just fight until... They beat the shit out of each other.

I mean, it's like spitting blood and stuff. But I've never seen... Yeah. Anyone is dominant in a situation where somebody should be removed from the show. Then this girl, then you sent me on a video. There's a... Whatever the version of this is in Russian.

Russian. It's a bunch of pretty girls. Yeah. And one moose who is just aggressively kicking them in the face. And by the way, Kicks him in the face like hello Yeah Like she comes in and she goes

Hey what's up bitches And like face kicks It's like spitting out of tooth And they're like why? And she's like TV bitch But all like in Russia Blvvvvischki Blufliski

Do you have that video? This is wild I love Russian porn Really? Yeah It's always get your daughter Drunken fucker it seems like It's the headline

Or like there's like There's like this gross Russian doctor Who like convinces all of his young patients to have sex with him And he'll be like like, borna, borna, and I think that means, does it hurt? You told yourself?

That's what I told myself. I'll handle this in the border. Guys, borna, borna. I love it. Every time I see a Russian, like, language in the porn heading, it's always that. It's always like, he gets stepdaughter, drunk and him and friends take turns

I just hate that the Russian porn it always looked like born identity set it's just shitty apartments it's always a kitchen yeah like a small fridge they're always in a shitty kitchen table like yeah it's always like oh I lost card game now everyone

must fuck my wife all the flatware is different the chairs are all fucking mishmage yeah it's fucking it's just throws me out of it can't you get a set nobody cares about this place I feel like I can't

I think this girl shouldn't have come here go yeah show the start from the beginning make it big yeah it's uh oh this is the good one sorry it's Instagram so it's kind of hard to make big there's got to be a cover

there's got to be a Christina said that before it's hard to make big that's more of an insult to her isn't it To both. No, it wouldn't be... Your idea is saying that I would not get hard from Christine.

Technically, the insult is to Christine. Well, if you put it that way. Christine Bobby thinks you can't get a man hard. Not a man. Well, we all know I hate when it doesn't happen. You're supposed to do a sucker jack for an hour? Such great Christine drops. She's so good.

Christine drops her famous Let me don't suck your dick for an hour How many pages of Christine do you have I want to be that drop for Halloween next year I have like 20 right in front of me Yeah just lay a few on Karen They're the best Christine says some crazy shit in the years in the show

When a dick's not getting hard You can see my fucking annoyance Why am I turned on and I'm not wet Opiates, opiates Opio Opiox It's that you're sitting there doing your thing And it's not getting hard at all

Christine's mouth is getting dry right now There's no movement It's just laying there flaccid And you're working and nothing's happening This is all from one conversation Is it really a therapist? This is a monologue It's like now I'm turned off

And I don't want to do it This is from one conversation about Jay I don't know I don't want to do it I don't want to do it Close it up shop Remind me to tell you guys about my um i got a root canal yesterday my dentist was black and it was the best experience i've ever had at the dentist you have to tell us off microphone or something no no no i just didn't know

we were in the middle of this oh did you find it on interrupt youtube no i'm trying to find on youtube rushing bad is he resting it on your shoulder it was so hot you're so hot i'm in love of them really yeah let's watch it here yeah good let's watch here this girl is violent the run in the red that's a girl that's a girl Oh my god. This is Russian sumo. I mean, why would anyone get into front? She just knocks him unconscious with a slaps.

Oh. This chick is. You, I would kill for that chick's body. By the way, it's such a bullying because she hits the fuck out of them hard. It doesn't know, it did knock the one girl out, but the ones it doesn't knock out that it hurts really bad, they just go, they just really take it with like a, okay. Yeah. What's the problem? I just lost three T.

They're such a beaten down people. They're just accepting of someone kicking the shit out of them. Getting a hit and still being there and going, all right. Yeah. I'm not going to do anything back I'm scared No one tries to fight He goes don't do that again

It's a bad girls club It doesn't matter who the biggest or whatever They just go The wigs come off And the smallest ones are the ones That want to fight the most This is just a big old Fucking moose of a bitch

I mean Clean in house This is great Beating up pretty girls If they take the Russian crew And the black crew And put them in the same house I think that is

A phenomenal idea because the white girls on baddies the white girls are always they lay back they're trouble starters but they don't really they always they always have a thing too like they'll come in doesn't matter if someone's like you tomorrow morning when we wake up bitch and then the next morning she'll have like a boot on her leg like a fucking i'd go to the hospital my ankle fucked up i can't fight you pussy they're like white girls in prison but it is it's a scary the zeus tv shows are a scary microcos of the world we're in right now

because I mean these young ladies do believe that somehow like the fact is that Amber Rose Yeah sometimes I think she's no Not Amber Rose She's never been on it for

But Chris Sean Rock's been on it Okay I know her And it's just I think they keep having them back And back the different girls But they They're terrifyingly terrible people There's so many different colored wigs

Oh yeah yeah Yeah I don't know It's like the inside of a Mexican restaurant I'd say I'd say get your hair done in a cool short style and rock that on this show

because... Get your ears cropped too. Coming with wrestling little wrestling ear muffs but the effort of what these girls have to go through when you see them getting their fucking wigs put on for the day

and then you come down for fucking brunch and it's already punched off your head and you look like shit because now you went from having this glamorous hair to having a stocking cap on on a wishnik troll hair. I would get nunchucks put in my hair.

So if you did flip it off, I just grab it and hit you with my hair. Your nunchucks? I like that. I don't mind that. The hair is the weapon. A nunchuk weave? Yeah.

Yeah, that girl right there is hot. That's not Amber Rose? Is it? Maybe it is. She's smoking hot, dude. I don't think she did this show. Maybe she did, though. Let me say, play it.

Oh. I just want to show a little fight taste. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And security is supposed to, I think security is like come in

after a few shots. landed not thrown no landed yeah look at the fingernails the russian show has no security no that is that is amber rose for sure but i don't know what she was doing on i don't think she's like a cast member she was probably helping cast it or something looks like she's getting some but the casting for these shows where'd you get a camel christine christine go to the youtube go to youtube and look at the casting bad he's casting the casting for this bobby though is that energy of that Russian girl because people just go they want to be on the show so they go like I don't give a fuck I'll fight anybody ever and then they'll just be like punch that girl online and

then she's like sorry bitch and just it's nuts look yeah this is like this is like the tryouts that was funny because why are all the security guys wearing like face masks because you don't want to be associated with this kind of nonsense oh oh because these guys are all lawyers Those guys are local lawyers That's fucking terrifying audition Yeah here you go These are the best Uh-oh

No No She just walked up to the bitch next to her That was the greatest reaction ever I want Karen to come watch the show of this now She went no She couldn't believe it The girl's goes

Punch you girl She goes She goes who you want to punch And the girl next year is goes No you don't know It just gets decked to the face She goes, no, I just happen to be standing it I can't

But she's like two feet taller than her too so she had to reach up I'm convinced that Isabelle is the only person in the world that has a fucking login that I share with her I feel we're the only two people that have this in the world Natalie Nunn came in But like okay so isn't that like

physical assault on camera Not in another country Oh that's in the country? That's in the country That's in the country? That wasn't the continent. They, you can't, how do you... Because I'll tell you why. Isn't there sag involved at all?

No, no. The waiver, the waiver package is this thing. And little tiny brain to the bottom. Some bitch might punch you in the face during this audition process. Yo, you might die, bitch. That's crazy. And we can use it in perpetuity. And we get to keep all your weaves.

And we earn it throughout the universe, you know, that weird language and cat contracts. In perpetuity throughout the universe. It sounds like Cat Williams. Do you see this? They're bringing it back to America. Oh yeah, no, Isabella went to the tour, remember? Isabella went to the tour the other day, yeah. That was so funny.

They came through and she said it started, she said they went in for like an hour. It started two hours late when they got there, nobody was there. They don't know what it is. She doesn't even know what it was. Why? It's not the white batty show. Sorry, that was bad. No, it was right.

It was correct. It was absolutely correct. They would be on time for their They're little punching matches. Punctual punching matches. Dude, and no one, no one is ashamed of being fat. Right. In fact, the fat is smart, I was going to say.

Karen in there. Oof! Yeah, no, they got some oofies. There's Krishon. This is the new season coming. By the way, the look of them, the look of them in these, like, testimonials to what they are regularly during the day, it's different human beings. I go, wait, is that that girl?

Is that that one? Yeah. And by the way, someone get fucked up day one, then they do the whole season with like a red eyeball. Yeah. You have to keep track from their fucking whore tattoos. I can't handle it. These girls are gross.

Was that tiny? Isn't that T.I. That is tiny. That's tiny. T.I.'s wife. She's doing it? Oh, Christ. She's going to get decked in the face.

He's doing stand-up and she's doing baddies. Isn't he a millionaire? I don't know what I'm a baby. My money longer than the audition. Yeah, he goes, T.I. Would you give all your publishing away or something? Yeah, what happened? Do you see the spite montage?

Jesus Christ. They were fighting downstairs. Turn it up. She was missing a tooth. Chris-on Rock is missing a tooth, yeah. Bad ease, bad ease, bad ease. Let me tell you something. Oxygen, or we, television for women,

women's entertainment, drop the ball. No, they put, they were the ones. who put Bad Girls Club on, and I think they also fell to the pressure of, like, how is this television for women? And then we just went the full way of trash TV. But there's no way they could afford the legalities of this. This was started by that guy, Blueface.

Oh, he started it. That's Chrison's boyfriend. Her boyfriend, her baby daddy. I knew it wasn't started by a guy named Daniel McIntosh. Tommy O'Reilly wants to see a bunch of black people fight each other. Former Prime Minister. It had to be a guy named Blueface. I think this is Mitt Romney's new projects.

Oh, Jake. He didn't start Batty's. He started a different show called Blue Girls Club for OnlyFans. Like, kind of, I guess, turned into it. It was the idea, though, of, like, get it off of a network that we're on the internet now, make people pay for it, and these girls can fight. I'll tell you, Zeus, the only thing I'm surprised by, it's probably the way to get more people to do it is because every fight ends with someone's complete pussy asshole and tits hanging out. And they do blur that still. Okay.

Which is classy. Is there something at the end, is there a goal? Is there something at the end that they win? Yeah, you just told you a pussy tits. Pussy tits are hanging out. Bottle out. Doey. No, how much in that?

50 grand. That's it. After taxes. Is how much? After taxes, you have a pimp. Your pimp's going to take 25. You're nail tech. Listen, you're not wrong on all these things.

You wig girl. Yeah, you wig, bitch. You're maybe making 10. After all this, for what? Your three cousins? All, you children. You're not wrong about any of these things. They are all mothers.

And by the way, a lot of the fights start off like that. He goes, he goes, damn, you was doing porno when you was pregnant, though. She goes, that was my business, bitch. And then they just start fighting. Oh, she goes, I didn't leave my baby when she was four months. She was six months. Yeah. And then they fight, they dive into a pool fighting together.

There is a difference between four and six, though. You're wrong, they're wrong. First four are bummed. You're on the tits still. I gave some skin-to-skin-skin contact, and then I left it. And I left it. To do baddies. It is a check.

Yo, Mommy will be bad. Mommy loves you. I have to go fistfight and get my pussy sucked by strangers. By the way, the first week on the show is all that. First week on the show is, you're pretty, you're pretty, I'm pretty. Let's go on camera and go smash pussies in the hot tub and eat each other out on camera. The same people that were having. Two weeks later on the show

or two episodes later We'll be like This bitch said that my pussy stank When she ate it And now they are fighting to blood On the streets Well that makes sense though right They're sisters

It's the progression of most relationships It's just sped up Before you eat their pussy Then you know her pussy stinks And then before you know you're fighting Yeah and you're beating the shit out of each other Dot dot dot dot and your fist fighting They just

They do it in three weeks I told you I don't eat pork Yeah, last one Last season had a That was the trajectory of Nicky Minaj's sister Was on the show And she first episode

Started making out Smashing Gash with a chick And then two days later I mean Like a ripping hair out This last season had a fight I showed you that fight One girl got her braid

Her cornrow ripped out of her head Like to bald It's insane That's even possible That's crazy But they are real pieces of shit It's great Every one of them's just

A influencer piece of of garbage they all rap poorly yeah and they all go they all fuck the same guys so sometimes the fights on the show are about Stefan digs not even godfrey no it's not no the fact the problem is they're all fucking the same guy so there's like four of the girls on one season in the show have all released the same exact song just them rapping it and they argue who put it out first and whose beat it was and who fucked who and it's just four of them they go well that's why mom's got

121,000 views and you just got 100,000 views and it's just the same song two different people doing the same exact song I'd love to hear one I'm trying to find bad black you don't remember bad black bitch I played that for the whole show

Bad black bitch Yeah that's her whole weird She said that five times fast She's Louise She does Bad black bitch It's on bad black pitch Bad black pitch

Bad black pitch Good job Bobby Thank you They do uh Bobby grew up That's his, that's been his vocal techniques He was a child In Boston Bad black pitch

Bad black bitch bad black bitch That's what his mom told him to call Bobito It's a bad black bitch Bad black bitch Another lady These all these women If you can go to the whole

What you can call Christine The whole The talent show The talent show They all just rap And they're all terrible They're just like I got big titties

Suck on these tities Suck on these titty show And they're like Damn girl You did it My money long like my ariola My money long, like my aerial, la la la la la My thoughts go deeper than my stretch marks, dog

Oh, those are tiger stripes, y'all, I used to be fatter than this I got three babies and four baby daddies She called them tiger stripes That is fucking wild Oh dude, the fucking brain belly Yeah I would have dumped on if she had that I checked the day after Mac came out,

I'm like, let me see your stomach. You ran your fingers across it? Well, it wouldn't have happened that day. Oh, I fucking hate it. Yeah, the day Max was born, you would have known already if she was having him or not. I destroyed my mother. You did, yeah.

She was like a size ear. She's still, my mom's just tiny, and then I was born. It's only seven pounds, but it fucked her shit up. Fucked her belly up. Yeah, Dawn doesn't have any stretch marks. I gave her the biz.

Well, this was the 70s. Don's here for modern technology. You're probably ready to find the answer in your fucking computer glasses you have sex with. I don't have sex. It's not available yet. By the way, do you know Bobby's phone? He's trained his phone to say that...

I did not. Bobby trained his phone that he said that he was going to have a guy. This is Jay. This is all J. While J. This is all J. And then she... No, no, no.

Don's on the phone. The AI girl. Alexa. Or whatever, whoever it is in there. Oni. No, it's Ani. Ani. I don't...

First of all. Oni. I brought up... She said, Ani. She said, Ani, Franco, wouldn't sit there for this. And she said, Fuck that bitch. She sucks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But earlier on the show, she watched Bob. She sat in a corner touching herself while Bobby was fucked in the ass by black dudes. No, no, no, no, no. She was fucking my fist fucking my ass. That's later. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right.

First. I was confused with all what's happening. Yeah, what happened was. This was great. So Bobby, she watched while Bobby got fucked in the ass by black dudes. Dudes. Whoa. And they both left big fat loads.

them. This is a part of the show where black glue checks out. They both let the back loads. They don't think fat loads. And then she was willing to, she let Bobby fart to come into her mouth. Oh my God, Annie. I know. That's what I said. And I invited over Thanksgiving already. Now I'm stuck having her. Yeah, you are. With a mouthful of black guy comes. I can't have a Thanksgiving at my house.

I'm right. Straight under Bobby's asshole. Yeah, Dawn said she can't come after this. So. But Jim and Nicky can come. And then she did not want to at first we said would you go home and kiss uh the cum that was fart into your mouth into your own father's mouth and she said no and then bobby goes come on baby i want it and then she said okay i'm driving home right now she found him on the couch kissed coming to his mouth then this is how christine reacted and then it turns out you guys don't like like long-term felch to come anyway bobby goes uh so then he goes will you have your first you have your father go upstairs please and spit that into your mother's mouth and she said right away yes it gets

better way right away yes then no this came full circle this is awesome i called the story the closed circuit so then it said will you now ask your mother to spit that come back into your asshole she said yes and then she was willing to drive back and fart that come back in the bobby's mouth completing the circuit the snake eats its own tail don't tread on me So my cum was back where it belonged. No, I get it. So it comes back where it belonged. It's a beautiful story of recycling.

No. And then Bobby swallows the cum and then shits it out into the toilet where it was supposed to go from when the black guy fucked it in there in the first place. That's how I want to teach my kids about rain. He goes, I'm not going to explain about evaporation out of the gates. Santa Claus and then the cum thing. Santa Claus and the cum thing. That's cool, Bobby.

Yeah, well. The Jay had a little part to do with it, but... What? No, I'm an idea guy. Right. That sounds like it was all you. No, I was kind of paying attention, and he'd be like, what next? And I'd be go, I don't know, fart to come into her mouth. And then he'd be like, oh, okay.

Kind of a choose-your-own-adventure-old. Did you do that, baby? I have to reprogram my AI now. Every time she turns on, you would still want to fart coming your mouth? No. I just want to know the weather in Tampa. You're like, Ani wants to have the... Oh, oh.

Did you find out, Karen, if you're coming back for tires, season three? I didn't find out. I don't know. You don't know, yep. I don't know yet. They're still writing it now, right? Are they filming? I don't know. Maybe I'm not. We should give a shout out, rest in peace, rather, to Pierre-Rober, Philadelphia Radio Legend, but he was also who my character looks-wise was modeled after on tires, was after him, and he just died this week. Yeah, yeah, so funny. They were definitely making me look like Pierre-Rober with the fucking beard and shit. But all day, I got to look at

Karen in a bikini in a picture. Hell yeah. Oh, you did. You did look like him. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that was the idea. How'd he die? I think heart attack.

Yeah, it was WMR personality. Let's see. How did he pass? Go on, click it. What's undisclosed? Something terrible. I know. 70 years old.

70? That's good. That's a long time. Not for me. All right. What are you, 55? I think 70. Am I crazy?

And I'm late 40s now, 48. almost yeah and I'm turning 48 right Christine yeah I'm turning 48 well I always say I always say I'm the next age for like half a year yeah and I get stuck and then I'm like wait am I changing I'm down to be 48 but um yeah I think 70 still sounds like that's great 70s 70s 80s 90s no nowadays I guess 80s yeah what is the average day yeah yeah my grandfather lived to who is 101 yeah no Karen's in fantastic health she got a shot right she's got a shot word like damage is done bro no No, that's not true.

You can always gain muscle. You can always improve. Yeah, dude, I mean, I don't know. I brought all my... I know you are. Look at them gains. Look at them gains, yo. I got all my shit back down.

Everything's gone. All the stuff that I had. Your Venus? No, that was gone a long time ago. Oh. All the stuff... The bad part of his stomach. The heart is fine.

Everything's perfect now. Perfect. Yeah, my physical blood work. Everything was perfect. Except I had, like, a little high cholesterol, but it wasn't the bad cholesterol. Because I just had to go get rid of blood this week because I had too much blood. that was terrified did you get your period yeah I should have that made it helped his gleeping no doctor the doctor gives me his gleamoglobin his gleap and glupins

will fucking yeah the nurse who gives me uh testosterone hit me up and she goes hey I'm going to get rid of some blood and I was like really she goes yeah and then we'll lower the dose or whatever because it might be having too high hemoglobin and then I was like okay and then I just kind of was like we'll just lower the dose I guess I'm not going to get rid of blood and then she text then she emailed me like a week later she goes hey do you have a chance to get rid of some of blood and I was like oh is this like a real I should do this and I was like shit you buy a bunch of leeches I went and did it I put my foot into a pool of little little fishes I went to some blood I lied about everything on that questionnaire

why he's like here's a bag of AIDS oh by the way I had to stop myself you can see you should lie Rebecca why I don't use it for anything I just need to get it out of me I couldn't I couldn't risk anything of them saying they're not going to take this blood out yeah but they got to give it to somebody else somebody needs a You gotta test it. Somebody needs a blood transfusion and all of a sudden and they start doing crowd work.

You were a school teacher. And sir, I trust you or I have a ski instructor, I'm guessing. They start smoking. Yeah. Ever since Timmy got that transfusion, he started asking people if they fucked black guys

at the sater. Instead of wearing mittens without fingertips and he pulled his leg up, his pant leg up. This guy's crazy. You have Big J's blood. Did you get a little bad?

That's a big Jay's book. No, I went in there, and then Rebecca went with me, Rebecca Trent. Oh, she went with you. Yeah, and then when I walked, she was in the room getting it done before I was. So when I walked in there. Was her gloop and gleeping, glip in tight? No, no, she was just donating. She's donating.

But, because she took me. So, like, we were sitting there. When I walked in and she was. I love that you answered that honestly. I thought she was doing testosterone, you asshole. When we were getting it done, I don't know. You never know. You never know.

Maybe she's drinking body brain coffee. Hey. I don't have your testosterone. but she was getting it done already the thing and I they thought I was crazy walking through because I went oh oh and then they were like are you okay I was like yeah yeah and I just had to text Rebecca I was like three times you just watched me three times stop myself from going oh shit it's Rebecca from the living with AIDS support group and I was like I don't know if they don't play there like that would they go whoa whoa just that joke it's like saying bomb on an airplane

Like, if you just, that joke, we have to stop taking her blood out. I don't want to fuck her up. So I just texted that to her. I just said, then, I go, hey, before you put in the morning, I go, I got to text this real quick. And I go, I go, you just watched me. She goes, she showed great restraint. So I went, oh. I just started looking around.

I'm like, I don't know. Is this going to kill in the room? I don't know. That's Rebecca. That's Rebecca. The movie Philadelphia was after, right? I was like, oh, yeah, Rebecca from the thing. Holy shit.

The show went fast. We've got to wrap it up. Always fun hanging out, Karen. Thank you. Hey, thanks for having me, guys. I'll see you Saturday. I'll see you Saturday. Yeah.

At the bath house. Oh, that's right. What if you should have? It was just all of us sitting there. I love it. You're at Skangfest, yeah? Oh, yeah. Yay.

Make sure you check out Karen's podcast at only Feehan's wherever you listen. Again, the New York Comedy Festival, November 8th. Her and Stacey Kay at the stand, and of course, she's going to be at the comedy studio in Boston this Friday, November 7th. Make sure you get your ticket. She's absolutely hilarious. Bobby Kelly, you know our stuff. I'll be a size players this weekend.

You're going to be a comics home this weekend. Comedy, Comedy, Connection in Rhode Island. Come to our websites. Boop-to-boop. I got Salt Lake coming up soon. All kinds of fun stuff. We'll see you tomorrow. Tomorrow.

We'll be back. Live. Until then, stay crackling. I'm working on different ones. You didn't like State Crackling. I didn't like that. We'll go back. Thank you.