The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Baio's In Charge (feat. Brian Six & Ryan Shaner)

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

Brian Six and Ryan Shaner join The Bonfire and discover the audio of Scott Baio's accuser from Charles In Charge!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@Brian6ix https://youtube.com/c/YFIPodcast@ShanerComedy https://youtube.com/c/YFIPodcast

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. Okreson. We're joined by Ryan Schainer and Brian Six from the EFFECTED podcast.

Dude, let's do, let's write it right now a dramatic recreation of Charles and charge. Oh yeah Sounds like behind the scenes it was pretty dramatic. Remember Charles was beating up on that little kid and sticking his fingers in the Colegor it was going. What? Scott Bayo was running fucking wild. You thought Hulkimany was running wild in the 80s? Scott Bale was running wild. Oh yeah. Oh, you never heard the, you never heard the I never did. I knew I knew Scott Bale was doing his own thing. So when me too, so when me two happened and you know there was like, there's a lot of, there's like a lot of small stories that started popping up just to take dudes down a notch. One of them was that Scott Bale, little inappropriate and the little boy from Charles and charge was like he was very

Nicole Egert popped out first and threw some that's what I mean Nicole Egert came out was like Scott but they dated and she was like it was inappropriate Scott Bayo's inappropriate with me so then to jump on that the little boy got into it but really he just if you can find the clip he talks about what Scott Bayo did the funniest thing Scott Bayo is very funny yeah there's only one thing to do. It's crying. He's like he would call me to a room and say don't you wish you could have these while he jiggled Nicole's breasts and then he would fart in my face. It was like stuff like that's like really. Yeah, there's all stuff where you're like oh, so so he would be you call gay and like show him his weener and the owner

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He's like I guess he just put it fingers in my That's the kid yeah, that's Polinsky oh This kid his wines You never stop me from getting bullied What to do what this dancing if you never went into the gym. Yeah, do you have highlights? Kristi this is 21 minute video there might be a highlight thing. Oh, it's funny is there's our clip It's right up there the bonfire I've told people sometimes when people ask me if I was gonna go back on bonfire Where should I start? I've said oftentimes like like, you should listen to Alexander Polinsky. Dude, how hard I lay it.

Dude, one of the things, bring up the second clip, which is only a minute 45. Yeah. It's so good. Every single thing of the inappropriate behavior. Strong denial. So he's gone, Bale's representatives this afternoon. Look, they didn't want to say his name.

Go back to that name. He was like, click lick. Yeah, click lick. It's a clicker. It's a clicker. I thought it was click look it might be it's a song I saw in our eyes every single claim of the inappropriate

click look look hey look look look my nuts get this deal done click click look look my dick you got a glick lick dick dick lick young polinsky yeah that's young polinsky and then you find out how awesome Bayo was yeah So Bayo did things to him constantly that you would just high five Bayo and get in a convertible with him afterwards. Yeah, right, dude Jump in over the door one of Bayo's entourage guys. I mean Scott was cruel to him, but it was funny I mean it was awesome

It's got Bayo got so much as and Willie Ames didn't that williams became Bible man He became like a crazy. Yeah, Willie am I forgot about that guy fucking zapped. Yeah, all right is a complete titty movie Isn't bail he's all right now. Yeah, super conservative. Yeah, well, that's where hot boys go Yeah, the hot boys go far right. I heard it. He's revealing his fond still Oh nice. I can't fart in people's face anymore What do you mean I can't live in the basement of a family and just kind of fucking jump upstairs? We're in Trump America. You could fight wherever you like friend. Yeah, I'm listening. I'm scoffing I like that. I like that. I'm like that. Let's see the story. Hey, Chachi.

80 sitcom trials in charge. Cused Bayo of abusing them during their 10 year on the show. Earlier today, Alexander Polinsky standing with the turning Lisa Bloom and fellow actor Nicole Egger. Look at this. Look at it. Look at it. Eckerd. Man. Wow. Look at somebody put Eggard man. Wow. Look somebody put a bike So I love her. She was Topped the video the movie with Cory Feldman and Cory Hayme Non-stop fucking her is one of the great ones. We're blown away. Yeah, did I watch you with that? When Katie at first started dating you're like you guys see this piece of shit movie because we love watching pieces Shit movies and I put it on with Mike and there was so much fucking unit, the kitty goes,

hey, were you just trying to get a watch of porn with me in your room and I was like, no, no, this is a very bad movie. Cause there's so much. You're dick satin like, why you guys feel like party in the lower? Whatever man, I'm not right. It's a drama, do you know how I want me to touch you?

I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna get mad. It's like, I don't know what's happening. You just take the ball out, go. You go, Dan, are we not doing this? Are we not, yeah, this is like, I don't know what's happening. He's going to get a ball out of the way. You know, Dan, are we not doing this? Are we not? Yeah, this is like... Did you not give her a heads up? Christine, stop flicking bean on the show.

You're fine. We know, we get it. Hell yeah, dude. Play as fucking accusations. Tuesday's Beow of Abuse says Beow became verbally abusive to him on and off the set when he was 11 or 12 years old. Tried to convince me that I was unlovable, defective, and branding me with the most vulgar words for homosexuals that exist.

Scott pulled down my pants in front of over 100 people. And on another time he laughed as he cut a hole in the canvas wall of my private dressing room on set and exposed his renet holes to me. The call I could accuse your Cousins to court now Guess what shaynor you got a case on him. I think I do do then he would hang brain I think I do, dude. Then he would hang brain So he would put his dick for a go hey the fireman's here touches helmet

He would take an empty box and put it over his lap and say look at the spider I Would open it up and his exposed genital So he would be inside of it. So I would fall asleep on my couch. I wake up and his testicles would be on my chin And here go, the blob's gonna get you. One time, he slapped my face while I was sleeping I sat up quick into Willie Ames asshole. He took the lid off of my toothpaste And he put semen inside of it

And I brought my teeth and he called me Come now for a month. You can't make Dr. Come to see. He said four out of five dead, his love come. Bus cabbages because he busted in my mouth and cludding. Then he walked by and clipped checked and I just seen an hour bitch when I'm refilled. Better show up juicy. Or you're not coming to the trailer.

He absolutely had to have this actor, our clip of us making fun of him had to have gotten back to him. Yeah. If you're on YouTube, dude, we're the third up on YouTube. Yeah, it is for sure. If you look up this press conference, we're the third thing. It's it is for sure if you look up this press conference where the third thing it's so keep going there's more

or a poster of abusing her as well the returning says to two went to the LAPD last week to talk to detectives and the first because they're a ruse my own abuse from scott bale so i think i think i'm hard for me to stand up for anybody else when i was trying to find my own truth and now i promise you i'm not wearing a fat suit like in the movie Just Friends. You're trying to add all to Amy's phone.

He goes, guys, this is it, goes, I'm looking for a shallow hell out there to see past all this. Dude. Dude. Jesus. He picked on. Both former child actors say what they want from Scott Bale

is a public apology. According to his reps, did all they want and he didn't give it to you that's how bad fucking he's got a charge dude I'm sorry you send a guy looking like that as your spokesperson that is two metal fingers dick like he's like you're gonna lick a lick a lick a dick like like a fuck both of these doors it looks like I have a that's not even my real name I'll tell you my name is air dick liquor and uh... these guys can set it

so here's a jar of my farts that has uh... sent out so here's a crazy stroll so you can suck it out of my ass so i don't know so i can easily see later glend gags yeah whatever what will you what if you said i like apologize to you guys in public

and then just did it all over again to them? Yeah. He invites them on a grand stage and shank some again. Like, look at the small thing. Look, a small thing. Yeah, he looks like a pig tail. He goes, hey, you guys, I got you a little something to say. I'm sorry, it's a, it's in the box on my lap again.

He's like, it's just an spider thing. He goes, no, no, the spider was my penis. This is a, this is a present it's in this box on my lap again. He's like, this isn't a spider thing, he goes, no, no, the spider was my penis. This is a, this is a present. This is a diamond ring. It's gotta be your penis again. You did it, man, dude, you weren't idiot. You love looking at my dick. You give me, this is from a boy.

What's up, Beggar? Maybe 60 pounds ago. I don't know, I'll see you later. Get out of here, skinny Danza. He's 60. Instead of mother mother he sings mom This is from 2018 it's 2022 Scot Bay. Oh God out of there clean Shit he didn't apologize even asked look at me. He apologized at all. I don't think he did

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He gave me a picture of my own mom with the whole car out of her mouth and he said he fucks it for good life He said me on a date with my first cousin He made me kiss her He sent me into a complete old boy like situation where he prisoned me for a year. Yeah, then set me free and give it to me to have sex with my own kid. And he gets real dark. He got me a little boy. Scott was like, oh yeah, you didn't hear when I, oh, my old boy Tick-Tick, Dick Poyn's King. Oh, man, when I kidnapped him for a year. Oh yeah, it's, it's only fed him dumplings. So funny. Yeah's so funny. And then he like taught himself self-defense

and the thing and then got out. Killed a couple of my guys with a hammer. That's crazy. Doesn't matter. Anyway, sucks. It's the playboy. Sucks us the playboy, man. I'm not gonna mess and shut down.

That's all the demand it was an apology from my bio. Anyway. And he didn't even. Yeah. That is the most baller shit in the world. I don't know if they're gonna get to his one thing. The one, the thing that made me laugh the most on this, I know from just listening again to the clip of us laughing at it, is there's a build up and he goes, at one time, Scott came in, he goes, I walked in,

and I faked a basketball to Scott Bayo, which already pause it there to make to laugh the idea that he was like Hey, Scott, I fake the basketball to scut Bayo and then he threw hot tea in my face Just a minute Quick, oh you little prick He did one of these he's like this. He just throws acid on them. It's like Jesus Christ No, that's hot like kingpin. Yeah, it goes all right That's not hot tea kid. Oh, that's hot tea. Hey Scott I shot him with a nerve ball and then the next thing I knew he had the gas glory

And then the next thing I knew he had the gas chlorine in my face and I don't even know where he got it from. I kicked his foot into his other foot and he tripped and then he had me elected prom kid and they dumped blood all over me and from the whole school. It was pigs blood or something. I told him he had a calic and then he went to the hospital and pulled the plug He burns 75% of my torso

Dude fucking Scott Bayo just own and all the Fenty Kruger fucking cheeks over Just a brave showing. Keep a proud face on. Stop there. Go. By the way, I put that face on when I take it, my shirt off at a pool. I put on a brave face to go, you know what? I should be able to swim to everyone's like, no one cares. And I'm like, you see what I've done now? I'm trusting all of you to be people, human beings, and not treat me like an

animal. And then he, he not treat me like an animal. And then he told me to get a tattoo, and then I ended, and it was a dick, coming on another dick. He told me it was rock and roll. He got me to get a Chinese tattoo, and it said, power bottom. I wish you could see the hot tea in my face.

The hot tea is the best, but you gotta get to that one. I faked the basket ball to Scott. Yeah, and he threw hot tea in his butt just with the transfer of him going, Scott, what's up? He goes, have you learned from this kid? You said he's abusing you every day. Why do you show him every day of me? Hey, Scott, I'm just kidding.

You just freak him out. Maybe don't pull his tail. Yeah, and now would you pull his tail now? He's all right It's like don't fucking feed the animals man. Yeah, oh, Polinsky came under my yard a shot of Stand your ground dude. I got him now. He was coming for me He was still upset about that tea and the fucking pencil dick thing He was still upset about that T in the fucking pencil dick thing. He's got, he's like that guy with the guy. He's like the comedian with the guitar that smashes on his head. He's like, you saw that. He was coming at.

Oh, no. There was like, no. Yeah. God damn. I'll tell you what, that, that bum and queen's though, could have learned a lesson from that guy's technique of using the guitar. Yeah, I thought that's where he was headed.

I thought he was going to smash it. I was waiting for it to kill him down El Caban dude Godter I want to play a fucking a chord on her head. Are you able to cue for soon? Are you killing? Huh? Are you killing so you could hear if he has a hot team? Okay, yeah, we'll find it for the hot tea just seeing when him bringing that up and Scott bailed home like Well, I should we should that was you we should oh good test totally you know what we laughed about that for me and will you left about that for Just cut the Bayos face like That Christine bring up a lot. I'm bringing a lot on set go to a couple of the accusations because he we need to describe it

It's not it's never not funny when this guy 30 years later is describing being picked on a little yeah by an older guy it's just like shot this happened to me when I do I made balls I had like stolen from like the hey let me see the ball dude watch the walk away with it you just gonna eat it you're like I had to go to the kids fucking garage because he took my friend's bike from the, let me see that bike. And he took it and wrote it off and then spray painted it. And we saw it in his garage and we're like,

we gotta grab it. Steal it back. That's awesome. Yeah. I think better if you got other 80s stars from other shows to boy and do it like Miss Garrett or something. Well like the girl from Small Wonder. Yeah, it is.

She's scared like, how? Garals, it's good girls would show me their the pussy the thing is Joe would come and drunk Sure she played mentally Toody would say hate words and put it in the bathroom and shit. I told her this shouldn't be a problem I've taken care of black children before Here's this right here's the accusations. Yes The feeling of victim victimhood is finally healing

right I'm interested in healing for all of us. Yeah, sure Dude they didn't even take it seriously that there's HDMI channel for in the background like no The case That was the case there was spillover they needed people in the back to see because to see because I think everyone this press conference is standing behind the microphone Yeah, someone there also goes dude. I thought it's on H. It's supposed to be channel three Yeah, great. No three. It'd be great when he goes he'd expose himself and call me the f words when the back goes Ha! I'm doing nice classic a lot of people are waiting for bail to show it's like is he coming?

Classic bail A lot of people are waiting for bail to show it's like you see coming Oh, I'm gonna shout as dude Classic Darn it Let me tell you a damn thing about why this pussy asked to never drink tea What what they started with the what? Yes, and then they threw Tiami what? Where you hear the back goes is that tick-tick tick polis It's Scott Bale. Fucker!

It's Scott Bale! He goes, these nerds know me as Scotty to hottie. What do you guys want? Hey, Edgar, that's you. Remember this? Oh god, go play it. Hey, last time I saw you, I was giving you a pile driver on the floor of my trail. Hold on let me do an impression of you.

Oh my face! Oh my face! Is that you? Oh hey Nicole or as I know you. Oh more! Ah more! Alright guys we need to take a quick break from all this beawe madness. We'll be right back, hits the bonfire.

Woo! And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Coursen and Dan Soder. Hey, welcome back to the bonfire. Fact of talk 103. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. O'Coursen. We're joined by Ryan Schainer and Brian Six from the EFFECTED podcast, watching Scott Beos well, the presser that was trying to take down Scott Beo.

But they failed. There's a lack of respect that this only video of the full press conference says, Raw Video, former child actor accuses Scott Beos. They didn't give his name. Wow, that have been sick of Beo came in on the TV. I'd like Batman. And the joke is like, Hello!, hello here. Hello, civilians.

He's got sensitive fingers. Why in one corner and needle dick in the other? Why Nicole Eggert? I never thought you would team up with needle dick. Needle dick face. Have you let yourself go? Someone had a wound. Yeah. Well Nicole looks like you started doing that late-night snacking yours for You went the route of Sally's brothers Biosies all Not much to watch in the Bay anymore is there Not only was I in charge of your wrongs in your rights, but your little tick-tick

and charge of your wrongs and your rights, but your little tick-tick. Tick-tick. Your days and your tick-tick filled nights. You think growing your hair out can save you at Kant. I know that you're a big galaard. Remember when I called you two pump chump for a year? And I told you to ask your mom what it meant. And you did?

He's a dorkess nice yonny here. What do you mention about? Hey, new age music. What's your about? Hey, I know you became a yogi or something. Hey, Kenny F. Get out of my face. Kenny G for getting. Hey, alto sex. What's up? I still have hope he can realize his wrong doings. I know we're running this back, but this is totally worth it. I I Know we're running this back, but this is totally worth it. It's been here That is all I'm looking for not fame not money. Yeah, sure sure Well, he didn't get any of it. Yeah, he didn't get anything and didn't know

Get your shout out to Bayo because he shut you out. Yeah, dude. All I I wasn't a poigee. There he goes. Is that all you want? Fuck you. All I want to follow back on Twitter. I don't want you to lift a finger. I don't want you to do it publicly. Just a text to me that says one word. Sorry. When was this?

2018. 2018. Dude, you look like that. You don't want to go to public. No. Because then people start looking into your background This guy looks like a fucking retarded Dracula Who can his face like that? He's like I did some stuff for sure the best thing this guy dance with the

Nicole Nicole Egger just digging him up somewhere She's going to his farm and he goes I gave that life up She's getting from the camera again You gotta take that part of that and that's the story I'm out here on this farm. I'm doing all right. I'm fine now. I found my piece That was another lifetime ago. You only to relive all those dick moments where he called me Fag I told you to make peace with it or cake you to peace. I'll tell you that I don't think I could stand around him

No, and I could take a bow as he flicks my dick When he told me he was gonna fuck my mom in front of me that was the last stone god damn it Nicole if I go back there And I hear the words nut check every Limit yeah, that's the thousand yard stare limit. This dude got crushed in the 80s by bail. Oh, yeah, watch This dude got crushed in the 80s by bail. Oh, yeah, watch you can see Listen to the straight up complaints we're getting to it. The stuff complaints is got bad. Yeah, you've been bad You're bad guess what? You know what I fucked his ass. I don't give a shit. I don't

Why don't we get 80s, bro? Why don't we flip this up like Charles's Murphy bed? Because I told him I was in charge of that Pretty much Done deal statual limitations though. So fuck y'all good nice Suk my dear ill-convince Fuck you later, you missed your chance and once 2005 turned into 2006 You missed your chance and once 2005 turned into 2006 Suck my dick suck my dick you want a little more now that you're legal boy Man's beaten looks like that mouth grew up a little bit

Still fits like a best still fits like a glove damn Yeah, Scott. They started kissing him on the cheek like ooh He's a caramel like you Started kissing him on the cheek like ooh He's a caramel like you let's a little pull in ski You know they start at rumors about him to with all the other show Yeah, why does Tommy the grip think that I drink pee? Yeah He gets mad you did get bad. I totally forgot He goes yeah, no, Bayo told me at a crafty one time that the kid on Charles and Charles used to send away for jars of me.

Yeah, Scott Bayo told everyone I had sex with Shirley from what's happening. He laughed about it. Mama won a nopal nopal. He came during one of Mama's hugs. Mama! Here it is. Let's see what he's got to say Okay, oh god get in here pubs hey get past her

Hey Hey But this is Nicole she goes you guys guys guys guys this is fucking cool She goes you guys guys guys guys this is fucking You guys ready you guys ready me to fuck you up guess who this is no gasses don't guess that loud Don't guess that left did anybody say the co-egger what really the guy the back. I didn't I had no idea The eyes yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody's like one of the Nelson brothers You dug up in a

You got Wilder Vildorama in the back right? Yeah, you got Ben Affleck, Stunt of End. Yeah, I thought it was fat Dan. Yeah, I thought it was me too. I was like, was I there? Never fat Dan. And Mexican J was there. Hello. Yes, what he said, he said he's true.

Mr. Barley and Skie was Barley. Be terrible things happen. Go back, keep going to win. Tadal. I want to put a blinski back on the mic. Yeah, that blinski got right here. Got it recently, everyone was last time we We're smoking him and has you reached out at all.

He has not. He sent a text back that said, suck me off. You weird. Yeah, he sent a bag on fire on my front door. He said, he sent me a text that said, uh, apology was too long to text. So just click this. and then it was that black guy with this I clicked on the link and then I said that's gross guy. He said sorry wrong link and then he said it again It was the three old men all blowing each other It's been Bay was like I can't turn off I can't turn off I can't turn it off. I can't turn it off. Maybe I still got the good stuff.

You see two weeks later, he sent me an edible arrangement and the card said to wash out the tasty comma. Oh man, you still got the good stuff. Man, when I'm throwing in the 90s, I got to throw. Damn, dude. I'm sorry. I'm unstoppable, guys. Fuck. I have a fire

Did we go pass it or just now? I want to hear anger talk no one can though again. I got my own tears Like please miss I feel like you had probably a real thing go on with him The question is six the question is six when a hawker was no longer hot. Does she make any noise? No, that's the old tree in the forest going the back finish your hot dog it's so funny it goes guys she goes she goes hello everyone thank you to guys guys this is Nicole Egger we're too much to go

anger crazy wild that person's in there you know she's definitely go we have some questions for you goes oh yeah I'm just saying man man, time, you can't run away from time, huh? God damn, that closes the real point. Time is undefeated. Time's gonna run you down. Time is undefeated.

Call time, Tommy Lee Jones. So you're a fidget of the time to find it. Holy shit. Mother. Before a party that he invited me to here we go. Oh, there we go called to apologize a little bit for Very basic things that he had said, but I was not ready to Have that conversation You do that's it. It's your one shot then. Yeah, he gave it to you. Which is such a funny funny So Scott Bay was called actually was like this. Hey, what's up? What's up dick lips? I got a rough on that was a rough on you

I'm having a pool party for my kids ninth. Yeah, I want to get the band back together and the colds change your number a couple times Anyways, come over here. You's um, I don't I don't think I'll be able to make it All right, I'll talk to you later. That was the conversation. Sorry. Yeah. I wasn't ready to accept his apology, so And then he made a reservation at Del Fresco's under Dixon my mouth They can't call me Mr. My mouth on I could see Bayo send another actor as the fuck with him Like I do no. Nolty will fuck him up. He's like, what the hell are you doing? Why would you do such a fucking thing?

Oh, yeah, pussy. Jesus Christ. And then Jimmy Khan came to my house and punched me in the dick. And why would he be such a pus? I didn't know that Beo was friends with Liam Neeson. He said he showed up and not checked me. He said, vads check. And then double kick me in the dick. Are you the boy that's trying to end Scott Beos fun?

No knock. Who's there? Not check. You looked. You looked. He's about to start laying out the goods. Got you. How did his behavior affect you?

How did it change your life through all those years? It was extremely stressful. I was a kid. He's a kid, by happy going to work on a TV show out of Fiend Park in Universal Studios. And instead, I dreaded getting up in the morning and I would question myself as if I could go on with this. The job? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, being on

chas and charge. He said he got a job at Universal. Oh, they filmed. No, no, no, he got the job on Charles and charge and they filmed at Universal Studios. So he was in, but he's like, every day was a new nightmare. But somewhere in that nightmare, somewhere in that nightmare, he somewhere in that nightmare he walked in With the thing with this guy enough to if he was your tormentor you wouldn't fake a basketball at him If you're stressed out to go or you wouldn't go huh gotcha yeah

It's something you would be a dick for a second. He and he like really goes, whoa I'm gonna be somebody told him to stand up. He's like you got a stand up to bat. Oh, okay, that might have been somebody told him to stand up. You got a stand up the bay. Oh, dude fucking fucking Like the heart of the boy movies. It's like dude gross. Oh, it's definitely a couple of his buddies who don't respect him at all Yeah, he's been telling these bullshit Bayo stories forever and they go dude I mean now the time everyone's coming out with stuff. You should probably press conference system If let everybody know all the things remember that time he broke the arm off of one of your he-man toys? That was crazy too.

Remember how it's still a factored life? You psycho. Yeah. When you're bitchin' I win. It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie. Remember that time the guy blew a snot rockin' on the ground

of funny? Remember how you haven't stopped talkin' about us since 1987? Hey, hey guess what you want. It's pretty wild, huh? We all want you to let it go. Yeah, dude. You work data entry now. Why do you want? We all want you to let it go. Yeah, you worked data entry now.

Why do you gotta bring it up in the office? Also, how many times that when he was a kid, he did this in his dressing room? He's like, no, Scott, I guess it haven't been like, oh, take five years. Oh, my God. He's doing this golf 20,000 rounds in the shower with him every day, dude.

One of those 20,000 rounds. He's like, what? Yeah, that's cool finger in my ass. Look at that. I'm trying to forget the front. The giant. The front, the front, the front house. Yes.

Got ya. Got ya. Holding it in the mirror like the U.S. He goes, when he shoving his cock in my mouth, one time I just bite down. Dude, he comes on the set. He's out there doing the tie. Not today, Scotty.

You think? Put you in the head lock. He has sensei Don, he has some second front. I'm so second front you out. Sensei Eggert. Yeah. He's just got none juxtaphrone. He's at some point down like, oh, no, whatever.

This weekend I did a lot of meditating and practicing my tiger style. For when I want to take on Scott. He just carries him around though. He's like, what's up, Scott? Scott, it's called discipline. What are these? It's what martial arts teaches you.

He has to do a full codifers. He's so... He is one of my thinking, I think Scott's gonna come up here He has to do a full cota first He is one of my thinking I think Scott's gonna come up here and see catch a crescent kick for the chair Yeah, but this guy's dressed like that fucking play shun Lee right the fucking shun she I'm a practicing winged chun for this moment just as a gaysha What the fuck sorry guys? This is gonna sound offensive with the music he wants to enter into it's like Sorry guys, this is gonna sound offensive but the music he wants to enter into it's like DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM D up. These instant discretion who we're not less. I am his sensei. And I will tell you this kid, he's a giant pussy. I told him to put

your pennies in his ass hole. I said, hey, maybe stop being a pussy and stand up for yourself. That was the second fail did big trouble, but he was the guy who was like, and just fart on his back. Please, we have the years accusations

You know it's a errors scoff. I didn't do a news conference that day He just he bail he said he was at 12 30 that day remember I remember that we were just gonna watch it live But oh he was so unaffected by the nonsense this kid said he just goes, Oh, I'm not going to respond. Yeah, yeah, he's like, I thought they got me on some real shit. He's like, the 80s were a little fucked up. Like this fucking, oh, tic-tac, dick-talking. Yeah.

How much did he want? Again. Listen, dude, I had a Coke dealer that worked at Universal Studios. So I was blowed up. Yeah, I mean, play for sure. Do you have the accusations? Sorry, I lived my life in the 80s anyways. What does that take time?

Another time. His actual things, he said, I think, are at the end. When they ask him, what did this guy go in the list? We don't understand what he did to you. I must be earlier in it then. If it's all her fucking. The only way was my number one go to. Yeah, it's all her. Yeah, fuck it. The only way was my number one go to. Really?

Did you hurt her? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Nicole, I'm glad you did. Check right there. During the first year of the show, I was 11 or 12. I observed Scott with our co-star Nicole on his lap backstage. Aw, yeah. I was so naive, I innocently hopped on his lap.

Oh, my God. Check out to story about funnily or happy days. That's an amazing thing. Awesome. Oh, what are your story about Foggy? Scott Beow is a hero to me. I was 11 years old. Instead of telling us a story Scott immediately threw me off him and began angrily calling me Faggot. I'm gonna pull that. Well, but... Well, Bones. Bones. She's sitting there. She's sitting there, she goes, it was funny. But that one even had a... Out of context.

You know what's funny? That was bad. Because no one reacts to press comments. That's why when they switch it over, they go, it goes, but... That's Nicole Eggert. What the girl laughed at the Faggot. Oh man.

You hear her going, you know what sounds bad, but like, it was funny when he did it. Yeah, it goes, he goes, yeah. No, that first one wasn't. I didn't know that. No, Scott Eggert. I didn't know he was gonna I was gonna bring that up. Scott and I were like talking about me blowing him in his trailer And then he's jumped on his lap and Scott definitely had a boner and threw him off Yeah, just pushed him off and I'm gonna tell you right now, but laughter is infectious I'll tell you what say you will let's go there. The guy's got timing and delivery and those things you can't teach

He jumped up like something suddenly came up and it was his dick and then we all started laughing. He said, Faggot, whatever. I got to play it. Shame and then fear when I realized I had judged the situation wrong. It was not innocent, it was sexual in nature. Solid relationship developed on the set in the coming months and years and it was very Distressing to me to see a man I looked up to behaving in this way with someone who is very close to my age

It may be my place on the show my safety on set and sent me into a depression Oh, sounds like you couldn't close my man man. That sounds like close to age. This guy looks like he's 200 years old. He really does. Yeah, dude, look at you. He's 80 in the show. Yeah, read the pickup artist. Learned some tips. Yeah, dude. I used to call him Scott Cock Black Bay. He actually doesn't like Tommy Wizzell. Doesn't mean that's a reserve. Oh, hey, I didn't see you. Oh, hi, Mark. was oh hey I did not I did not hit her I did not oh I mark oh I Scott yeah Mr. P.O. repeatedly told me about gay sex acts that he told me I would grow up to perform. Oh dude, I would protest and ask him to stop saying these things. They're all on me though. I'm gonna tell you your own good luck.

I'm just laying it out for him. I'm just laying out for him. Hold on, he goes, yeah, I would say they were gross. He goes, yeah, making him up. He would come up with the ones. He goes, yeah, you're gonna do the fart neighbor, Hamilinkin. That's when your boyfriend's gonna shit in your mouth and you're gonna suck his dick afterwards.

And he's like, it's so gross. I'm gonna do this. Yeah, but you're gonna do it. He told me I like, it's so gross. I'm gonna win it, I'm gonna win it. Yeah, but you're gonna do it. He told me I was gonna do something called the Rusty Hot Dog, and I didn't know. I didn't know. It's where you get it, man. It's where you put it in for you.

He said, I was gonna do a carpet blaster. Where my boyfriend was gonna come in the carpet and I was gonna suck it up. I was gonna do what he called a Toledo Hiohaddy do. Yeah. Have you ever had an ad Harris handshake? He said I was gonna become a transformer called Gagga Trot. And I didn't know.

He said I was gonna grow off to lick rhino nuts. And that wasn't even the animal. It was a guy named Mark Rhino. We gotta go. We'll cut the music that ourselves. We can cut the early segments when we're just being nice. OK, why isn't it here? I want to hear the T. The way he delivers that is the best.

Dude, that is the funniest way to describe bullying. The T. Scott told me of his sexual conquests with young girls and the co-stars of the show. You know, she's friends with her? I fucked her. And at the same time, old news, bro. Is that your mom? You really in love with you, sir. It's really in love with Julie, huh? Let me tell you something

She's a squirt. It's alright. I think it goes. It goes you really like Julie over there Don't you go. Yeah, it goes well next time that you cut I'm gonna stuff my cock and I feel about that, Faggot? He messes up like that. Look at that. Look at that. I just got hair and makeup there. There's whatever you're twingos.

God. Look, no one's looking at you, Faggot. I'm the fucking star. That's why I'm in here. Scott Beto, Gaykin that's gonna do weird stuff. You see that chair over there, it says Chuck? It's me. Yeah.

Chaz and Charged. Because I got an old family bounce. Do you think I won't get this family bounce? Please, Christine. Try to convince me that I was unlovable, defective, and branding me with the most vulgar words for homosexuals that exist. Scott pulled down my pants in one of over a hundred people, and on another time he laughed as he cut a hole, and it can diswalled my private dressing room on set,

and exposed his genitals to me. He gloryalled him? Oh my god! The most beautiful memories of my childhood was when Scott and I were backstage waiting to enter the set for a scene. Yep. I faked a basketball to him. My childhood was when Scott and I were backstage waiting to enter the set for a scene. I faked a basketball to him. He got startled and in anger he assaulted me by throwing a burning hot cup of tea in my face.

I ran from the set crying. What the fuck? You guys, oh I guess, ugh! Ugh! Ugh! The two, the two move motion of that? There you go. Hey, what's up, Faggotron? And he has catch! Ugh! Ugh!

You're a kid, you're Polinsky? Get back, get back, get back, get back! Don't do that! Look at the sting of that James Earl Gated! of this gets in the back China on overalls Those little best Alex you want to suck me? You fucking queen ready for your close up Hey Nicole, hey Nicole, because once you come suck me off you have to go rub butter on Polinsky's face

Yeah, you got hey Polinsky is the closest you're gonna get to egg her it's push. We want to suck it off my tip Give it a smell Rotate my face god damn dude. I'm so glad we were visited this one your stories But I just want to call his god bail like tell me everything Mail what are you doing meet me at fucking Montana a Ted's Montana's we're having a stand Me meet me at fucking Montana a Ted's Montana's we're having a stay Tell me all of it. I'm gonna pour you three fingers a Glenn Levit Scottie get nuts

Scott mail has an open invitation to come on the bonfire and we'll have the you fucked it guys back For a night I would even want to be on the mic. I do just tell me I've never been star struck by anybody If it was there I'd be like hold my anger I think everything is died down enough that I think we could get Scott Bayo to come on the bonfire Oh my god, and then we could have Shana and six back I would be like, oh, hey, how are you Scott? I would be like, oh, hey, how are you? I'm Scott. No, I'm not. EMS.

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