The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Band Of Music Teachers

Episode Date: December 27, 2022

It's a musical episode from Bachman Turner Overdrive to Austin Butler!

I'm Big J. Okerson. And I'm Dan Soder. You can listen to a full two hour long episode of the Bond Fire on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy. Go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. He's something different from the fucking kid.

You know, you know, you're just a kid. I told you before that I'm working constructing a new genre music playlist music uh that was on while you went to get to sit with your uncle at work all day at his garage yeah dude right before the show I called it hand me that rock hand me that rock is the best title for it it songs to learn to spit to. So you're in the back and another kid goes, do you know how to spit like this? And you go, no, I haven't.

It's three quarter inch, it's three quarter inch socket rock. Yeah. Hey, hand me a spark plug. And then, you know, you beat to go is that music across the board? Put on, I didn't know this band's name. I know the song. Buckman turned her over Turner overdrive what a great

overdrive if you're young if you're like under the age of 25 and you know listening to this show pocket Bachman Turner overdrive is a reference to blow some good mind to go over everyone of your ages friends Then like their parents like yeah, yeah, your mom is probably sucking Dix to get backstage you will Bachman turn her overdrive concert she calls him BTO boom BTO and you said that there's songs that I more songs because obviously I know this one but I don't let it ride bro that's the one this is the most fun song to sing in a car by yourself because you can't sing it cool car by yourself because you can't sing it cool. Like he sounds cool but you have to do his voice turn it up a little let me feel it. You don't know me yet? Come on, I'll go gelinate right.

The verses are the best dude. This is dude I could see your dad pounding Cheryl to this. Give me more Lou. I mean I don't know how I missed the song but I don't have a job let it go. Okay. Baby I remember that one. Baby baby dude and I. Okay Feels like a song that Nick would drive away from our house mad at my mom. They put on It's like when Nick tells my mom it's not fucking music It's like Nick tells my mom that he needs to go get gas in the truck after they just had an argument.

Oh yeah, listen to this loud. Oh, he punches the fucking music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Heavy drumming on the steering wheel. Give me more, Lou. I tried, tried, tried, let me ride. Where are you, Lou? Where are you, Lou? I don't know, I'm not, I'm not. Hello. What does he look like?

Bring him a video of them singing this song. I want to see the burl that comes out of this guy. I bet they all look like they can light a cigarette easily with a match. Oh, never taking the match off the book button. Never taking eye contact off you. He's going, that's so you grew up around there. Oh never take the match off the book button never take an eye contact off you The bonfire faction talk series six and one of three on big jokes and that's dance soda Jacob's off in flow rider here to escape to dropping it low

Show to get low low Jig where low this is them now, Christie. This is too current. I need to see a young BT I want to see the young man who is belting out that sound. It's got to be good. Of course, Jacob's in Florida. We have our DJ Lou, Christy Evans, and the black king, the black tiger, Lewis. Jaws. Last week we ended our week with the live show that'll be coming out on Thursday. Yeah live Christmas show from the village underground such a blast

Jacob once again page entry unbelievable page entry Jacob honey. Do you feel good about the show Jacob? Yeah, I thought it went well. I shared a lot more than I thought I was Honestly, it was a Christmas miracle. I was it was honestly it was a Christmas miracle. It was a Christmas. It was a beautiful thing that you shared. You're in the moment. It was so organic. You opened up in front of so many people. You should feel very good. Yeah, you should feel good. So you were magic the whole night, Jacob, as always, front to back, complete game guy through it. Guy with hope. I hope you I hope you all had a good time. And I blessed. Yeah, it was

fun. I'm absolutely blessed. It was so fun. I love the all of our fun guests we had and guest stars. It's great. Just check it out Thursday. They were great. This Thursday Faction Talk 103 at 5 PM on Thursday will play the live Christmas episode after the live show. You will hear probably we're going do about 30 minutes of wrap up

After it analysis Played down We go through injuries cut through the press conferences with Jacob. We have to have Jacob's press conference Yeah, we have to have you at the box dude different questions Absolutely, it's been also Got pretty huge. Oh, did you find Buckman turn over drive then? Yeah live? Give me some you know go Jacob. Yeah, that's the funniest line in the stone age. What's that? When they're playing, he says if it's BTO, how can it be pussy? Because every blind puts out

Oh, yeah, I know. I know. It was out one pussy song just to weed out all the Fakus. Yeah, you see Fagas he goes. Yeah, he goes every band puts out one pussy song the fun of who all the fags are Gotta rewatch this time. It's so funny Was it BTO what was the song he said was pussy? I'm just blue oyster cold. Yeah, it's what it's B.O.C B.O.C. Yeah, it's B.O.C Yeah, cuz that was the thing that the gnarly eyeball I don't see how can it be pussy

Yeah, damn that is a good movie. Go play it Behind the wall here. Damn man, this is, this, this used to be big if they're launching them like a space shuttle. Look at the film that's with that telescope. Yeah, it's awful. Did he ever zoom in on them ever? There he is.

Yeah. And yes, it's sort of what I was doing. He's fat wearing an Elvis suit Yeah, it looks like an NWA champion Oh, I love it though look at him man Christine puts this out of our social Look at these guys. Yeah, I love it This guy's all look like they eat wings well like they can just walk through a basket of wings See he looks like a fat woman. He looks like a fat woman in a cat suit Where's BTO from where this was cool. I mean, that's just the 70s, dude

Yeah, but that suit he looks terrible. Yeah, it's yellow and he's fat and they only film him from the side and this guy's wearing just I think a shirt and pants made out of But I can only describe his Like a poncho. Yeah, he's got a poncho. He's got a drug drug suit There's a wait limit at this party damn There's a weight limit at this party damn They got it they were the print they're like the coin essential 70s guys who are normal but got in with a America was like that the main American

It's all emotional. I just can't even America was normal The main America looks like that too. You can do magic video. They're all just wearing like dad shirts Yeah, what am I allergic to in here bullshit Bullshit. Look at the tight ass on that guy. I go back, Christine. That guy had the dent and everything. Wait, too far back, too far back, too far back. Well, if we could have a moment, I mean, here it is. Look at that tidy damn. I'll take that world. Look at that. More like Buns Turner overdrive. I mean, look how fucking tight that guy's ass is. And they have the rather large guy right behind him for contrast.

Yeah, I mean, Dutreso. Dutreso, he is so, he looks so bad. The only way he should be wearing this is if he's playing a son in a play, because it's fucking awful. It looks so bad. The only way he should be wearing this if he was playing a son in a play, is it's fucking awful. It looks so bad. Like, they won't show up in the front because I think he's got full blown tits. Yeah, dude.

That's why he's the America song he just said. You can do magic. You alright? Sneezing fit. He also looks like he can stop the run. He looks big enough. He looks athletic. Nimble on his foot

That guy plugged up the middle for sure. He had a lot of trouble going back and forth between football and band practice Yeah, football guys called him a nitty for doing it. Yeah, the band guys called him a jock. Yeah, like you just a meathead Did you find it? Sorry, I'm trying to get into hey, you're doing absolutely fine. I need a very No, don't freak out. You're doing absolutely. I play mind sweep dude. He's so crazy I'm crazy. You ask me that I'm actually like and I'm in a pretty good game in spider solitaire right now So I'm gonna need you to watch your little fat he man the lead singer who I assume is either Bachman or Turner I don't think anyone's name is overdrive. I hope so. I hope there's a guy named John overdrive.

My friend's gonna be Jack. Hey, I'm J.O. John overdrive. John overdrive. The other names are fake. That guy was so not rock and roll-looking at all. Now you didn't have to 70s. You could be a regular guy. Dude, he wasn't being a regular guy. He was wearing a flashy outfit that was ridiculous I don't know eyes the first time I saw Christopher Cross up in that Earl Campbell Jersey just rip in Songs say ring and stuff. I was like damn you could just regular guys just in football jerseys. Yeah, yeah No, this was What is oh yeah here you go No, this was um, what is it?

Oh, yeah, here you go. They all look like substitute teachers. Yeah, I think my mom dated all these guys. We never paid for American tickets. Ting, I winked. Was that a good wink, Lou? You didn't look over where I went. We never paid for American tickets because my mom fucked all these guys

with the impression I was making. And I had to explain it, didn't feel good. But am I wrong? How much of these guys look some guys? Yeah, they all look like music teachers, like they're a band of music teachers that got together. It looks like they all definitely have something else to do very shortly after.

Yeah, because I'm actually in a racquetball league, so I gotta leave here. This is fun. Definitely pick it up kids. kids the other ones got a great papers. Yeah God on the way to the left's got to go tend his garden. He's actually pretty good at it though. Yeah, grossing the middle of the freshmen The guy in the middle is divorced, but he's ready to get back in the game He's got a date tonight with a girl who's age appropriate. Yeah, he's not only attracted to her, but that's my thought Somebody's looking for right now. Friend of a friend. He's looking for companionship. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh This is the band of America. I believe maybe in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame already. No way are they in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. How, what other hits do they have besides magic?

Sister Golden Hair, Horse with the No Name. I mean, who is this guy? I don't know. Who has questions like that? You think America did this song only? Yeah. That's my only point of reference on them. Sister Golden Hair is their best tune.

Sister Golden Hair sounds made up. Like you, you know it it like you made up a rock name and then looked to learn to be like huh what about chugaluga express you guys know that song they did. This is how you feel when I don't know wrestling names. Oh stop it. It's always gotta be wrestling. That's the thing you know the inside now it's about. I know I am I really am mentally disabled. I guess like football and stuff too for sure sports. I got to give her you have a goofball knowledge of sports Not really just 49ers really yeah now you have a good working knowledge of sports across the board Oh, okay, yeah first riff dude my bad

My bad, I'm sorry America America I want to apologize Bedded in my mind. Yeah, this song is awesome. So it's awesome. Yeah, I owe America an apology I am sorry And jay if you ever want to learn what a snap dragon suplex is, I feel you. Thank you.

I brought America back in your life. You did. And they, I've heard you had their namesucks. But I know that too. Yeah. But this one. Well, that was always the one on those, you know, sounds of the 70s. That was the one they'd always play on the commercial.

You do? Yeah. This song rules though. It's the best. name sucks sister golden hair. We're talking about dude He says it. That's like a crossy-sales nationally. I was sweet Judy blue eyes. I don't know reminds me Dead cross me talking shit about your doors dude Really? Yeah, I don't know where I'll send you I'll DM the tweet right now. I saved it because I was like what's up with this dude? What's up? They're dead they're dead and gone. Yeah, he said they never He always seems to talk shit about the doors. This is new

It's David Crosby on Twitter and he said someone wrote I hope you're being serious the doors have amazing swing and groove And he wrote no, they don't know they didn't not ever Well the first one he said, dude. What a hitter. Yeah, I'll tell you what that is. And by the way, he comes out of nowhere because this one guy writes, well, they're not usually excuse us. Music as we know, subjective.

Of course, I love the doors too. Just not as much as I love the birds and later, Crosby stills a nation young. So why does my one time hero, David Crosby hate Morrison in the door so much? I don't get it. And Crosby wrote, he tweeted, I don't hate the doors or anybody else. I didn't like them as a band because they did not swing.

They had no groove. Geez Louise. Way to take a shot when they're all gone. Yeah. Robbie Krieger's gonna fight that fight by himself. Oh shit. Son of a bitch. I think you'd be hard pressed to find people

who are gonna say wonderful things about the doors, who had a long time probably performing with and around them. Mm-hmm. And as a performer, we could probably put it in the perspective ourselves for comedy, but like Jim Mars and probably fucked a lot of shows up. Yeah. Didn't show up. Yeah. Hell think made things late. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? It's the same with the Axel Rose. We're like, everyone thinks Axel Rose is so cool. He's like, showed up 90 minutes late. You're like, we're about the people who work at that venue. But forget even them, I'm talking about like the guys who are like, the opening act. Yeah. Yeah. Are like, I don't know. Well, I'm talking about like the guys who are like the opening act. Yeah, yeah, are like I don't know like well I always remember the Metallica guns and roses to her being like hearing about it as it was happening and growing up that it was Like Metallica was dicks to the guns roses and then you find out that Metallica was like no, no We're gonna go on first because we're gonna be on time

So we just want to go on first every time and And then it was like, yeah, that actually worked out because they showed up and did all their sets. Yeah, and then Guns and Roses would just be like, nah, we're not going on tonight. I remember a few people had to wait for Guns and Roses after Metallica. Really? They were supposed to be on, they were supposed

to be opening acts. And no, it's supposed to be co-headline, but they were going to switch it like guns and roads like why are we closing every night? And Metallica was like, cause we're going to be there on time. And if you are late, that's going to make us late. So we're not going to do that smart move. Yeah, there was one of those documentaries you showed me on YouTube. There was a good one about they want to nirvana to open that tour.

They want to the Metallica guns and roses tour because like axle rows loved Kurt Cobain and then Kurt Cobain didn't like Axel Rose. That's a great story. It's great stories like of Axel Rose being like, you should come on the tour with us. He's like, I don't think I'm good, dude. Yeah, because they had that beef in that backstage GMA thing. That's what I mean, Axel Rose was probably just intolerable to be around. So you think Jim Morrison was intolerable or just like a wild man. I think he's a woman in line. Yeah. Oh, that's a woman in line. Or I'll put it to the pavement. I think that was Axel's line. That's where he said about Courtney Love, right? Yeah.

Which we're like, if you're standing around that, he says that you go, oh, yeah. Oh, God. He's asking for it. He just talked shit to two heroin addicts. Oh, yeah, oh god. He's asking for He just talk shit to do heroin addicts Shit, so I'm saying about Axel Rose same thing. I like these string beany guys like Talk that that rock and roll true stories one about the feud of Vince Neal and Axel Rose and Them discussing in different interviews the terms of how they'll fight. They're gonna meet for a fight I mean Vince Neal is so serious. You goes, you know what? The time for talk is over. You know what? You named the time, place X Rose, and I will fight you.

Okay, you can just show up. It's like two guys, two of the biggest rock stars in the world. You can put their dukes up and Kurt Loader is promoting it like his dawn king. Oh. You understand, Sam, you're right now. No hairspray. You come in, no but dazzled Axel Rose already was in those UFC shorts. It's true. I got really he like the pair of bike shorts didn't he and I catchers now that he's

All had now he's all weird and bloated You're almost like good for you for getting it in when you did. Oh, absolutely. He had some years of being just beautiful, a beautiful man. Just running around in boots. And he could pull off whatever stupid alfity wanted to pull off because he was that handsome. That's why when young people wear weird shit now and everyone

gives them, like, why they wear it and they're like, just let them do because the seams are gonna bust and then we're all in hoodies. Yeah, well, I'm, you know, but they wearing that, like, just let him do, because the seams are gonna bust, and then we're all in hoodies. Yeah, well, I'm, you know, but y'all, you know, so that's a box to hold on. So that's a box to hold on. So that's a box to hold on.

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at the concept of. It wasn't the case at all. He is a jerk off. But he's holding it together. He's not holding it. Did you find that Vincenzo? Sebastian Bach. No, he looks crazy.

He does. Sebastian Bach, you have a question. I thought you were just saying his weight like no I mean he didn't get like super heavy or anything, but it doesn't matter He's just like a clunk. He's like in his face His face looks weird his face is crazy looking nice He's got a big bulb the fuck him. Yeah, I'll find out. I'll find him again It's got it's gangfest it actually is I'll find out. I'll find out. I'll just shut it off. I'll fight him again. It's at Skankfest. Dude, it actually is. The loader. It is Kurt loader.

I hope this has to have the one with where they talk, but where they're going to meet for a fight, please. I think I'll meet you at. Play it. Ricky Rattman will be the fucking ref. These two bands for at least the last three years ever since Guns Guitarist, Izzy Stradlin reportedly put some rude moves on kneels wife the former exotic performer sherees at a Los Angeles rock club called the cathouse several months later when stradlin and was cause cathouse is Ricky racman's club that's what he own that's what he was in oh really that's what he

was in for he was a club guy I thought he was like I thought Ricky racman it's racman right racman racman racman yeah he's a club guy. I thought he was like I just thought Ricky Rackman. It's Rackman, right? Rackman. Rackman. Rackman. Yeah. He's a no no. I thought he was a radio guy. Promote like I thought he was like in field. No, he's a club owner club owner guy. And so he just threw him a bunch of ladies and then he's like put me on MTV. Yeah. I'm friends with all these bands. Yeah. So I like their music. Made an appearance at the MTV video music Awards show, Neil was lying in wait when they came off stage and hit Stradlin with a sucker punch. Then in an interview with MTV News that aired last September, Rose had this to say about

me. Even the pictures of them is so funny, like, these two ladies are going to fight where? Well, lady fight. Yes, for real. Why can't wait to watch these two sexy moms go at it? Come down to the cat house to watch these two scratch it each other. They're dressed like aunts. They are, like Arizona aunts.

It's your mom's younger sister. You remember when she moved to Scottsdale? And her husband left her high in drugs? That's what we were doing at the Bonfire SXM. It's funny because Iz he's like going? Because people think it's gonna happen sooner or later. Pause it again. Actually, I'm so sorry to keep pauses. Gorgeous. I get gorgeous, but here's the thing.

Young Axel was like, yeah, dude, be late. I'm cool waiting for 90. He says why he's such a hot guy. They're like, yeah, I mean, make it a hundred if you need the extra. We always forget also how young they are here too. Sort of. Do you know what I mean? So I don't think he, I don't think he'd even think this is weird. He's 1990. How old is Axel Rose in this? When is 1990? What would you guess? 26? I'd say 25 to 6. Let's see. Let's do some quick math.

Some quick math, all of a... His born in 62. So that's 1990? 28. 628. All right, so it's not that young. It's less excusable, I'm actually. It is less excusable, but I'm saying these guys are children.

But they're also the biggest stars in the world. I'm saying, so they're like children in some weird way, and that's what I'm... The point of this, like, he's still going like, you would know now On a real thing like meet me for a fight in the thing, you know, I mean, and it's just it makes me laugh. Where do you get to the Vince Neowon? We're in a psych That Vince now get into it or something, you know, and is he just is he last because he's like that guy, you know, had a full-on, free shot, you know.

Dinner time. He had like a powder puff, you know, and he was like, didn't even hurt. So it's like, it's really scary. It's like I think about a real house, or, you know, I put in a magazine, you know, anytime he wants it anywhere, Atlantic City, I don't care.

I put money on it, you know. I don't care, you know, and then he tried to turn around and say the same thing But you know the invitations there I mean you know what is though is an axle rose like from it didn't he like get the shit kicked out of me It's from Indiana. He's for life. I mean if you want to believe his origin story about So everyone had a rough go of it when they were young I just feel like you could bring like some white trash power to it back then dude. Wirey white trend. No.

You would have had money on Vince Neal. This kid. No, they would have just pulled each other's hair and screamed. I don't know. Who you putting money on? Neither of them. I think they was in a draw of fatigue. I didn't think there's going to be blood sport.

I thought they were going to get sticky hands from grabbing so much hair spray. Yeah, I got a little rose. He goes, yeah, his punches were really weak. Not like these string beans with fucking noodles on the, it's crazy. Go ahead, play it. Vince Neill is my favorite. After mulling that over for voices. Almost a year. Vince Neill, who's reportedly just separated from his wife, Sherees, sat down with MTV. He's this week in the shoot of this challenge. He said a lot of bad things about me the last few years and a lot of threats

and even on one of your guys' shows before the MTV Awards and where he said, well, anytime any place and right now I want to put an end to. And what I want is Axel, if you're watching this, I want to challenge you to a fight. I'm going to give you the time and give you the place. And there's no backing out now, buddy. And it's time to put up or shut up. I'd like to do it at a arena. What's it worth?

Where people can come and see. I'd like to have it televised. I like, I want the whole world to see this fight. Oh, that's it guys getting divorced needs couple bucks. It's definitely, uh, definitely it would be money made after a separation. So she would not be entitled to half of that. I, I want to make that perfectly clear. I want to make it also know already filed. So any there any earnings moving forward. And can we put the time and date right

on the bottom right hand corner of the screen. Thank you. I got it notarized right here. It says man, where she's not going to take any of these money. Her name's Sean direct. What was her name? Sherees. Sherees. Dude, if you marry a lady named Sherees, you're getting half your shit. Simply sherees to bring up Shreese. Yeah, we guys he was I want to see who's ready. He looks great. I mean for that time. Oh my god. 1990 transitional period too. Yeah. Rock tits were in. Those big fake separate rock. Hard as shit. Oh my god. Did you have one? As I said, they're so tight. It looks like fingers are already grabbing them. Yeah, she's getting you see them. She's getting Janet Jackson from behind by a ghost

Yeah, dude night early 90s rock tits are wild. They really are man. They'll be hurt. Yeah, they put the nips all way up high Yeah, I know cartoons. I love them. It was so fucked up Oh look at her Blow fucking rolls. Yeah There's sharees. Yeah, she was hot. She's definitely what you think No, are you get back with her? Yeah, really You didn't get back with her. I think so Sharees and the others we work things out. I worked it out with sherees. Now I don't want to fight. There's absolutely his friends absolutely talk shit about her when they got the

War history goes dude Sherees was That's hilarious. She was an animal's what she was for sure. Do they have kids for sure? Is that the girl he had the daughter that passed away? I don't know. With? I don't know. Wait a minute. I'm sorry.

We were just making fun of Vince Neil. Dude, I forgot he went crazy because he had a child who died. Jesus Christ. That's why he's acting crazy. You know, it all makes sense. This is 1990. This is 1990. That interview was 1990.

We're at, we're okay. Oh, your kid was still alive. No excuses. So sorry. All good. Jacob tried to bump us out, but it didn't work Yeah, probably shouldn't have brought that up He didn't she doesn't eat yearly go to his daughter's grave and lay roses as he reads softly You can't even song for the only he knows that the only things they're quietly. He sang her once under deathbed and they both shared that moment You can barely get through with that falling piece anyways. You guys want to watch a little video where you make fun of it Not even more we go back. Let's see what's headed me with Sharice's life

I love how we divert on this show. It's really is one of my favorite things. Yeah, I'm learning about Sharice Neil never even knew that was a name. Who gives a fuck Sharice sounds like something you put in the laundry to make your clothes not wrinkle Yeah, we don't have to play four songs an hour or hit certain news topics. Don't give a shit By the way, that'll Trump and Santis something something something something something something something. I've got a lot of actual nice comments from people lately, bonfire fans in the road saying that very thing. I didn't even overthink it, but we did sort of make a conscious decision at the beginning when everything was just cut when COVID and quarantine and every obviously besides the obvious situation we were in, we

didn't like harp on it every day. And people really like think this, I mean a lot of things like lately, you're saying like, oh man, I think it's just being funny and making me not wanna fucking put a gun on my mouth every day. I hate that shit. I hate what, turning on channels and seeing people just like, it's like pandering.

Well I said it was the only problem I had. I listened to Stern throughout, but it was always replay stuff because the new stuff was bumming me with the, he was very COVID heavy. And I'm such a hyper-conjury, I'm like, I can't listen to, I'm trying to laugh. Yeah.

Well, is this her now? Yeah. Okay, sure, you see, you don't get it. She still has the last name too. Yeah. Are they still married? What happened? No, she just decided to keep her name. Do you know this for sure?

It looks like they're divorced because she's referred to as his ex-wife. Okay. Well, again, you hold in it together. Jacob, how about that, huh? No, she looks great. Her face has always been annoying looking. Yeah. It looks like someone's like taking like her face and pushing it forward in some way. It's very odd. Why you got 3D glasses face bitch? You look like you're jumping out. Hey, Captain, Captain Emo, Hey, miss, why is it like your face is coming at me? Why are you coming out of the screen at me?

You're coming at me hard. And I don't like it. Damn, they were both so hot back in the 90s. Man, hot people really don't know. Yeah, she looked really good. That they're going to look back and be like, like damn I should have taken that for more of a spin Spills she spills the beans on their marriage and drugs. Let me guess. It's always interesting to watch when a hot person loses their fastball To watch them kind of spin out a little bit. Sure. You know what I mean like truly hot like Sierra like Sierra Roman You know what I mean? Like truly hot. Like Sierra, like Sierra Roman.

Born hot you're saying? Born hot just had it and you're gonna lose it. If you're like crazy hot, there comes a moment where you're not throwing as much heat. That's just everybody. I'll tell you what. At 19 is you are 29 versus 39. I think as you get older,

soup, dare I say I apologize, black, blue and jacke per se, and this, put a soup like, I think what you're gonna call it, there I say I apologize, black, blue and jacke per se, and this, but I think what you're gonna call it, it's a tiny guy, maybe I'm wrong. Roman, yeah, these are a very small guy. He will probably be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be, he'll be,

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out there with our only fans that it's like a turnoff now. I think she's kind of lost it. And what is she even doing now? Sarah Skye. If she's reduced, by the way, that was Shane was the one that like, those were first started hanging out with Shane and Shane was like, I was growing Instagram. And then we got blocked by her. There's a whole saga there, a little bonfire context. We found a beautiful couple on Instagram via Shane Gillis and my people see what she has done go up a little bit I think she may have been getting her she says she's an RN Registered nurse dude if you're a registered nurse and she has to put a catheter in you. You're like what's up? Grab it if you want baby girl. I'm gonna like she goes I have to put a cat and you go oh, oh, you're gonna grab it first though Yeah, I have to go to you

Huh August are you gonna grab it first though? Yeah, I have to go to you know lose the glove She says she's a nurse no Yeah, she's an orange dude a regular Autumn row follows her. Good for her. You see that the girl who was a crossover Yeah, that's trash Shane follows also That's trash Shane follows also Shane's gonna put us onto this and shout out Roman

Paloms still looking still looking great still holding up. I gotta say this though. Yeah, it's awesome She's got 4.4 million followers, Dan. I think we both have more than Roman, which is weird Well, he's a hunk dude. No one follows hunk's follow beautiful ladies And then the hunk's. So he's doing great, actually. Game men follow hunk's. True. Okay. Christine. I'm trying to take him down. How tall is Roman Palm, though? He's a great gay fan base. He is gorgeous, huh? I said, this bear is repeating because Ralph posted about it.

I said something about it. To Christine last night and we watched this week's SNL. Mm-hmm. God damn, the guy who played Elvis is a gorgeous dude. He looks weird in the movie. He looks very weird in the movie, which is why I was surprised how handsome he is in real life. Jesus Christ, he is a looking guy Austin Butler. Bring up Austin Butler, Christine. Good looking fella.

He was in my favorite movie, one of the time in Hollywood Hollywood who's the plan once time plays the bad guy at the end oh the guy that breaks in oh right that he has to do yeah text oh shit that's right now I recognize his face yeah but it was like I'm about to do the devil's bidding I'm gonna do some devil's work. Yeah, Dan that was a good movie. Yeah, that really was a great movie. Is a good actor in that. Yeah, but he was also a child actor, a Disney some shit.

Yeah, oh really? He's been in the system? Mm-hmm. Damn dude, I hope this kid's okay. Cause you come through Hollywood as a child up into this, looking this hot. That is a big bull's eye. You also seem very nice. Yeah, he porch the netions for 10 years.

Did he? Good on him. 10 years. I was home sick, so I was looking him up a lot. Where you now? Dan, dude, do you have a tiger beet poster of him up in the wall? Team beet, team beet, lose got one on a ceiling and he's just waiting for it to give out. He's like let it fall.

What's funny is he at the same time he's gorgeously handsome and also sort of looks like an Napoleon dynamite. He's like, oh, Tina, come and get it. You fat idiot. He's like a one, one little, like a couple of cells away from being Napoleon Dynamite. He's the ball bounced right. Yeah. Yeah. Versus Napoleon Dynamite, but it bounced the other way.

Did your favorite movie ever, Lou? Well, during pandemic, it really got me through. You watched it a lot of times? Yeah, I still watch it every time, Tom. Really? Now that I analyze it, it's not my favorite of all time, but it's like good files. I analyze it, it's not my favorite of all time, but I, it's a good thing, I'll always watch it. Yeah. What's your favorite movie you think? Greece.

That's up there. What's your number one movie of all of all time? Musical, comedy, whatever. Rocky. You love Rocky. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You just put it on and I'll cry you'll cry every time Yeah, one and two I'll cry two Yeah, too great. There's a shot where there's a shot There's a shot where both of those could get me for sure. Yeah, if I'm in the right state If I'm on if I'm like on the couch and I watch full movie full wind up you're getting me rocky one Yeah, you're getting me. Oh yeah you're getting me oh I might even

Even when they start playing the mute oh man. Yeah, I'll say the scene you might get me the scene you might get me is when He is screaming at Mickey when Mickey's leaving. Yeah, and he's still talking or punching the walls and stuff that don't get me. Yeah damn The problem was he was a washed up older fighter then. And then he went on to have a 15 year longer career as a champion. I mean, walk through all the top competition. So I'm even engineered by science. Some shape by society. Some shape by science. He went and destroyed everybody. Everybody. He was on his last ring not winning all of his fights in little. He was above.

He was above. He was a ham and egg. He was a ham and egg. He's a club fighter. Yep. And then he went on to have maybe the most successful undefeated career. Well, not undefeated, but he always. He always got the revenge on his defeat. Which by the way, clubber Lang never got the rubber match, which is insane.

I mean, Apollo didn't have to sing with the jail. Club of lying. Yeah. I don't know. I was hoping that's what Creed III was. I was like spring back fucking club. Buddy, they really should have. I think kind of did.

Whereas his friend and he was the story of Creed III is Creed's like friend that he grew up with, got in trouble and went to prison and he didn't. Yeah. And he comes out like, clubberlang tough. Yeah, but prison training stuff. That was the whole clubberlang thing, he had the eye of the tiger. No, I know, but I mean, you're absolutely right.

Clubberlang was the most fucked over guy in the Rocky. He walked through Rocky. First off, walked through Rocky in three rounds. It only went three rounds it only went three rounds and then they went deep where he arguably I think rocky beat him in three as well I think rocky put him down or three or four rounds I thought rocky always went to almost the last round all I'm saying is yeah they want what's that you go they always got you the montage of numbers yeah rocky specific strategy at the end of Rocky III is that he lets clubber exhaust

him. Yeah, the whole ground. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I mean, yeah, I apologize to America and I apologize to Rocky Valbo. It's a bad. It's a bad mother. It's a bad way.

I'd like to add also that Rocky's accomplishments. He went on to defeat Ivan Drago after he was told that if he takes another punch, he'll suffer like permanent brain damage. Yeah. Then he does get the permanent brain damage and he still beats from the Drago heavyweight champion in a street fight. Street fight. And then get somehow approved by the commission to come back to fight a young champion. He's an old man, Mason Dixon, who's going.

Yeah, the lot, which is awful. The worst name. Mason. He's cancer. Rocky was pushing 30 in the 70s. Yeah, he was always old. And now when they now when they show, uh, Stall show Stallone because like you know how old guys can take roids and still look incredible But then they like they hit like mid 70s and it's like like they're shit starts going off

They were they were doing like a behind the scenes thing a king of Tulsa and it's like him in Hollywood And he's wearing like a tight shirt, but you can see it's a good show. Oh, I don't know You just see him like was this kind of like HGH gut and he's kind of like, there's a lead to happen down on that street. And you're like, oh man, just stop. Just go away. Oh man, old man musk your tight shirts.

You should just be excited that you're in a good shape or were regular shirts. Are you guys? What down the wrong pipe? Yeah, what did? Golf job. Yeah. What did golf job? Oh, damn, dude. You really almost choked? No.

Are you still possibly choking? No, I'm not choking. I've learned how to circumvent my windpipe. Do you know how I'm like? Do you need me to give you a trick out of me with a pen? That'd be awesome. No. Because I think I can.

I can call my folks and they could walk me through that four-shore. Joe would probably even put his phone in between his shoulder and his ear while doing something else. No, because I think I can I can call my folks and they could walk me through that for sure Joe would probably even put his phone in between his shoulder and zero while doing something else Well, absolutely he'd be like this is no problem. I want you to feel for this area Feel for punch a hole right so it feel the softness of it. Yeah, and then guide it Through and I need you to do firmly little blood's gonna come out. Yeah, don't freak out Put your thumb over it. Okay, and then the pen in and then Breathing great. There you go. You did it. thumb over it. Okay. And then the pen and then breathing.

Great. All right. You did it. Love you, bud. Talk to you later. Yeah. Love you. See you, Chris and see you.

Blue. Blue. Can I ask you, Dr. DJ Lou for a smoking update? Did he? Is he quit? You know what happened? You know he's smoking.

Yeah. Jacob, I'm all healthy again. I fixed it. No, I know you said you, you, you fell off the wagon, but I didn't know whether you said... Oh, Jacob doesn't know about smoking. When you fall off the wagon, it doesn't mean you had one or two. It means he's just bad.

Yeah, he's bad. He's already, right now, he's in one of the best smoking time high sets. Pure acceptance. It's like getting back with an X that you're like, let's give this another try. Well, he took the few days.

So now he's in a sing of pure acceptance. We're like, I do this. There's what I'm gonna do. And then, he'll start the weezing and start to get some again. I mean, I always the few days. So now he's in a sing a pure acceptance. We are like I do this. There's going to do and then He'll start the weezing and start to get them again I mean, I always do this too, and then you'll start going You got damn do I got a quit and then you'll get yourself geared up maybe for a thing But yeah, the coming back from smoking you're like already failed no reason to keep my harping about this Hurrah can't Irah I came back after six weeks right before the storm hit the city

Yeah, I bought like three packs of camel lights. And boy oh boy, was that some of the most fun smoking I've ever done in my life? I think it is what it is. Oh, Mike just being like, I'm back. I've decided I'm back. Suck my dick, I'm having this. Is that 60 song? Whoopie, you were all going to die.

Yeah, dude, I love to, dude. Oh man, smoking news. I remember the thing that stuck with me is what Lou said when he when he when he gave it up for a few days because he also had the flu at the same time. I said I never felt better with the flu right now. He said he never breathed better in his life. Never breathed better in his life. He had the the flu I just say head 100% pneumonia. It's never felt better. They basically said my lungs were underwater They were drowning begging for life But honestly like a baby could a ray out of five game Yeah, I mean, it's right now the is the best smoking yeah

Holidays, I know I yeah, you're like, I'm not going to quit trying to get now through the holidays. What if Santa brings you? And here's the whole new I brought you this card of cigarettes. You're probably thinking, you're probably thinking that January 1st, you're going to give it a shot again, which means now you're not even trying to cut back. Now you're just like, let's fucking roll hard because I probably am going to quit again. I'm doing that with sweets. Yeah. Because like first of the year. Yeah, because I'm just like, I've gained weight and I'm like, I's fucking roll hard because I probably am gonna quit again. I'm doing that with sweets. Yeah.

Because like first of the year. Yeah, because I'm just like, I've gained weight and I'm like, I got to cut out sugary sweet treats. And so now it's like, let's go. I then, Ginger Ninja and Amy came to, oh, Helium, and gave me a bag of like test market snacks where I'm going. Oh, yeah. A giant oatmeal cream pie. No, no, no, no.

Then I had to fuck that fruity pebbles candy bar. Yum, yum, yum. No, no, no. Then I had Milky Way cookie dough. Damn, dude. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. It's a problem. Yeah.

I have to stop soda until Christmas because I've got to go to hard. I don't think I'm gaining weight, but love regular soda. You fucking weirdos in your ass, pertain. I don't think I'm gaining weight at but love regular soda. You fucking weirdos in your ass, pertain. I don't think I'm gaining weight at all, but I definitely do exercise again. Dude, I hang out with Vecchio,

we get breakfast every Tuesday, because we miss each other. And he always is like, you run and you got to run. And I'm like, I don't do anything. And he's like, yeah, that's your problem. You got to run. We move your body around. Vecchio is always like, that's key to. Get a run. We move your body around. Yeah. Becky owns always like, that's key to health.

She's got to move around. He'll play basketball again. It's going to be great. That'll be great. We start. Never, ever, ever lose your mobility. But I will tell you, playing basketball this last week, when we haven't played for two months with maybe one

in between. Yeah. One game one in between. Yeah. One game of play between. I mean, Dylan's our youngest dog there and he's 25 and he after like two games was like, how do we do this? That's crazy. Yeah. I could have gone a little longer.

That said only because I put in a 12th of the energy that Dylan runs around with. He's all over the place. Okay, you're just... I pick a guy, play a little defense, get it to me down low, try to bang around a little bit. It's what you do, but with smoking, now you got the holidays ahead in front of you. You just fucking go into fifth gear. I mean, that's what I'm doing. I got sugar in my coffee. I'm getting fucking insane. That great, dude. You're so excited, Lou. I want to smoke now. Do I smoke? Dude, you want to just fucking throw the show off the air and go smoke right now? I mean fucking crazy. Do you pop on the best of unless just go rip? I'll come back. I'll come back. It's cold out. Let me

let's go downstairs and just rip it out, man. Black glue. Run the board. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about itching. You're itching now. See what I mean? By the way, those pictures are up there. I know we're jumping around, but I'm not wrong. Yeah. He looks like he could dress up as Napoleon Dyna might perfectly for all of me. Yeah. Did you see the end of SNL when he sang? He sang a blue Christmas. I don't think he sang that. I think that was a recording. No, he sang it. It didn't look like he was singing it. It felt like Christine bring it up. Well, here's the thing. Why did it melt your heart? They had three full, they had three full things of goodbye to Cecilie Strong. Really? She had a, she

was smart. She didn't cry at all of them, by the way. But she didn't leave, well, she got to go do those Verizon commercials, dude. Yeah, yeah. Her and the GMO she did a smart thing. She left after that mass Exodus of Kate McKinnon, Kyle Mooney, Pete Davidson, Pete left. So in ceremoniously, he just wasn't there almost for a full season, except for a couple of like pre-record stuff. It come out kiss the lady, make her his girlfriend. I'll come Kardashian's there. I'll do that episode.

No, it follows. Follow me. You came to Ken and barely got a goodbye. I mean, there's a lot of people they lost. Melissa, Vellison, you're... She's gone? She left, yeah. Again, quietly.

There's a lot of people. Well, they weren't using her at all. They said I think she was there when the CECs and starters Really? Yeah, there was a whole thing going on where people complain about her not being she like goes back and forth with the fans Not fighting them. I think they're like, you know, she's like, yeah, I don't know. They just can't figure out what to do She was so talented by the surprise. It couldn't but they're using a Chloe fine. Yeah, man, Chloe fireman fine. I was gonna say fine Berg But how handsome does god damn yeah, okay incredible High cheekbones stunning. Let's let's hear blue Christmas of which one over whiskey

He had it in him howling at his TV We'll be so blue He had it in him how on his TV I got one too. What's her singing? Did he sing all the songs in the Elvis movie? You must have sang some. I was scum. You know what's funny? This is what she wanted to do to say goodbye. Sing some more.

I mean, that's an L's for theater kids now. It really is. It just is for theater kids. It's so much singing. They go, you know what'd be really sweet if I could leave the show on a song. What's great that was dragging like young cool comedians in though and getting them like singing dance. Yeah, like that young kid Marcelo. Yeah, they do. Johnny Johnson. Yeah, like that you get Marcella. Yeah, they do. Like, Johnson.

Yeah, like just dance around like an idiot. While somebody sings a song too good for funny. Shake your shoulders. You're a donut with glaz on it. What a stunning man. Gotta keep getting lost in his eyes. What are we talking about? What's happening?

Don't look at my boner. Keenan's still there, which is impressive. Keenan must be getting all the money. Oh, he gets paid. Yeah, he's doing all right. I assume. He's been there almost like 20 years, right? Oh, yeah, probably close to that girl. Stole Rachel Feinstein's career.

Who Chloe Feynman? No, the other one's over there. I forget the tall one. Uh, stole Rachel Feinstein's career. Who Chloe Feinstein? No, the other one's over there. I forget the tall one. She does like the same sort of like a... Frazzled? Yeah, like a cat, like affected women characters. F...

F... They're very affected. Hey guys, thanks for listening to the podcast, and always remember, you can go to seriousxm.com slash bonfire for a special offer to hear us on the actual radio as well.