The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bareback Mountain (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

Justin Silver calls in to give Jacob advice on hair care and also to entice him to join a group of nude, male models. Bob walks into the show wearing his new Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses. Talk of television theme songs leads to Bobby belting out a tune. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly I don't know what's happening Guns N' Roses doing a cover of I believe a misfit song. No, I know that I'm being I'm being I'm being yelled at by Jake Why was happened here with your glasses with your new attitude? What your Ray-Ban attitude I have I have the new? Meta Ray-Bans. Yeah. And I... Bobby Gadgets. Bobby Gadge. You know, Tech Talk with Bobby and Friends. Of course. And I came in, I did a nice little video, and I sent it to the group, and now Jacob is yelling at me about something that I think I should know. He is getting snappy with you but you crossed one of his several lines.

This is all walk out. A walk out line. This is enough to walk right out. This isn't a discussion. Bobby came in with his newfangled glasses. Meta. Meta. Your Meta glasses, we could talk to him.

We were outside perving on chicks. Yeah, I sent you that photo, that girl you wanted me to take a, Meta, take a pic. Meta, take a pic of this chick and really focus on her hams. But yeah, so Bobby's wearing it and he came in the room. You could tell Bobby turns on, he's putting on the Ritz voice. There's a blinking light on it too.

There's a blinking light that comes through and then Jacob didn't realize what was happening at first and he had his back to you. Yes. You film the top of Jacob's head, the back of his head. Is that, is that? He don't like that. What, is that where something happened?

Yes, that's where the molester fucked him. Yes. You had your fucking shiny lights gonna burn a hole right molester fucked him. Yes. You're getting your fucking shiny lights gonna burn a hole right through those fucking hairs. Yeah. But I don't know, is that a, is there any way to get a list of rules? I had no idea of this rule until this moment right now,

but I'm glad I didn't break it. It's a rule. It's a rule. It's a rule. I didn't know either, but I would have guessed, no, you know what? I could have made the exact same mistake and then found out that it's a rule now,

but it's a rule, I understand that. It's a Jacob rule. Yeah. Okay, so why don't we, if we could, Christine, can we start taking notes of Jacob rules? And also, only film Jacob dick up. Dick up. It's gotta be from below his dick, shooting straight up.

Dick up, okay, so no behind that. so I can post the video if I edit it. Sure. Okay. The first ten seconds. First ten seconds. I think, Jacob, turn around. I think the back of your head isn't as bad as you feel. Yeah, can I see it?

Am I crazy? No, it's good. You're just worried about it not being good. I take my hair tonic. So why would you be worried about it being soon? Yeah, why would you worry about it? Because it's lights? You think the lights will shine through a star needs his angle. Got you. You have a side

Right. Well, I'm always trying to lower the lights in here And if Bobby's gonna be filming the top of your head from here on out Which I think is now a new thing top of the head with Jacob You're like an indie director you have to have a rolled up newspaper and a fucking soft cap on. I didn't know he was coming in with his spy kid glasses. Well, I mean, I did show you. Always be prepared. I showed you them outside,

and it does have a light that goes on. And I came in and I got a nice fun video, I thought. It's great. With him staring outside when you were talking to him, you didn't know this, but he was staring at your brain through the back of your head. I mean, he was asking for it. Meta, send X-rays.

Cat scan Jacob. Hey Meta, cat scan Jacob. I wonder if I, I wonder if, because you can say, hey Meta, what am I looking at? I wonder if I looked at the back of your head, you would say a balding middle-aged man. So there's a lighting. There's a lighting that you'd be absolutely fine

With top your head being shown just not lights blaring on which I understand that too. I think sometimes I Could I have a pretty thick head of hair? But if I shine light like bathroom lights sometimes make it look like my hair is like Thinning be I'm sure it is my age, but I mean like it looks like it's thinning more just because it you see the head Through it. I have a lot of hair too, but it's the lighting in here is the light makes it look like always got those long luscious locks This is not being posted watch this she kills me go ahead. Here's the the proof Okay, I don't want to even look at it. It hurts me to see this Let's just be let's see a light is blazing on the top of my head here. And... Ah! That's not bad.

Nah, I'm not checking that ain't bad at all. It's not bad. It's also blur. It's really not. And it goes by fast. Watch how fast it goes. We gotta play it in real time. Play it real time.

Watch. You can't see anything. No, fuck that. Really? Wow, really, I'm surprised you said that. I mean, whatever. I'm sure I'm extra sensitive. Yeah, no, that's not a thing I would think of at all.

You look great. You have a great set of hair on top. Thank you. It looks great, but I mean it needs Tonic tender tender loving care. I take you'll see you take tonic Some loopy assholes weird concoction Whatever you got Send it my way. I'll throw it on top of my head. Why don't you do the? Justin Justin's guy

Also me and Bobby's has a doctor who a guy pulled out from behind a box of Eggos and told me this is the cure for baldness. And then he never spoke about it again. He also said he's fixed his mom's dementia. Dr. Kelly, I swear to God he showed me that video. He showed me the video. It's inarguable.

But it's like mad scientist shit. He's like, society's not ready to hear it. He's like, but cancer could be a thing of the past. Why don't you go to the farm for a week? I'm pretty sure that's how Jacob gets his hair, Justin gets his hair back. Why don't you go up to the farm and jerk off guys? Yeah, they do one of those parties

where they inject your head with your own, you know, the doping with your own blood and hair cells. No, no, no, but they do that. It's like, you know, when Steve Martin and a bunch of his friends get together before their colonoscopies, they all hang out together and shoot the shit for the night. And fast.

No, Justin counseled me. I go to Justin's guy. We all look at the guy to the... Jacob, I see you trying to dance around this, but let me tell you, you're not gonna grow that hair back Without doing something gay with these guys I feel like you're trying to discuss a way where you can get the information and your hands on the materials without doing something gay

But no welcome to Hollywood. Yeah, let me tell you then you watch Kevin Spacey's talking Happens buddy. Yeah, you got to suck a little little dick and hope to Christ this works with your hair. I don't wanna be a star that bad. But you want that hair. You'd like some luscious locks. Do I wanna see Jacob with a beaver hair? With like a young beaver across his face? But Justin will, he knows everything.

The man's a genius when it comes to hair. You have to go to the farm. You have to go to the farm and you have to jerk off a great Dane the secret that take that Come mix it with the good other guys come and then put it in your hair And then you have to sit in the barn for a night It'll all be photographed very artistically in black and white and put in Periodicals not of this country. I don't want to do that. Well, Jacob, then I guess go bald. No, wait. I mean...

How much you can't even help a guy. Hang on. There's got to be some middle ground here. There's no middle ground, Jacob. You want hair or not. Get Justin on the horn. I don't think there's any way. I think Justin's going to tell you there's no way around this.

Justin tells me about stuff like he'll say, this thing will your your hair will look like the hair of a 10 year old If you do this procedure, he's like dude. It's only five grand And I wanna I want to cry he'll tell me all this stuff and then he'll tell me the price the afterward Look, I don't know how he lives Well, I don't know how you didn't see it because of the things he says right away sound like bazillion dollar ideas He's like, all right first things first There's a small cell behind your eye. They have to get And that's part of the story goes then they put it in a centrifuge

They mix it all up boop at a boop being bang shoot it back into your head. Look at us Feel how lush is a lot of center rolling stones and you know that about me and you have to skim a pool topless Three mornings in a row There is a lot of centrifuges in this but he has all he has fantastic hair if you saw my guy Me and Jay's guy, dr. Gale. He does have Injection he has all this stuff and he has an office downtown. You don't have to go to his weird I think it's crazy. Oh, dude PRP. Yes right here. It's happening I think it's crazy. No dude PRP. Yes right here. It's happening

Jacob they inject they they take your blood they put it through a centrifuge and I don't know like shoot it with gamma Radiation gamma rays and then injected into the top of your head Your bones become steel. Yeah, yes angry and you become green and you hulk up. Well, that's only if they give you too much Dr. Gales very measured I say go to the apartment. It's more the adventure to me. Have I gone to this apartment? I've never been there when the chick's there. I have. I wanna be there when the chick's there,

the trophy chick. Oh, she's gone. Oh, gone, it's over. I think she's gone. It's over? There might be a new one. It's just him watching business TV and talking about all of his investments

that I don't understand, and then shows me crazy vials that he says are just curing things that you would never believe to be true. I think I'd like to pay him to do some offshore stuff. I think one of his treatments said, well, part of it's the boat rental. You can't do it on American soil.

See, I have a little fatty thing on my hand. I've had it since I was a kid. And he was like, I can take care it on American soil. See the little, I have a little fatty thing on my hand. I've had it since I was a kid. And he was like, I can take care of that right now. And he just stuck a needle in it. I was like, what the fuck are we doing? He's like, stuff, crazy shit. He started just trying to suck shit out of it.

I was like, dude, I'm gonna. Do you know how much I believe him? He told me, I always get, he does the Botox in my armpits. So my armpits don't sweat bad, right and or at all and Do you have a problem or is it just a you a regular human being your hoodies in July To shake No, but weirdly enough. I'm not a mega like sweaty all over my body like type guy, but I would but it is I'm not wrong For a while. It's just like for some reason my armpits like just would get like super. I don't know why they just got super sweat

I was not a big like head sweater and none of that was my armpits would always get sweaty I'm sure where hoodies in on like 80. It didn't help. Yes, what does help Botox my armpits last time I went there He goes that last time the Botox that's pretty long for you, but I got this new stuff It's synthetic Whatever, but like it's It's supposed to last like longer. She's lasting a full year, and I was like throw it in there Lay me on this bench in your living room Half pay attention while you watch business television and crank it to my armpit

He also says things he touches my armpit every time and goes cuz I'm fat he goes Oh, you got a little like mass kind of here and but I go what he's like. Yeah, that's fit He was that right there. That's like the piece feels like tender when I push it around like yes, he goes. Yeah Yeah, you got one of those and I go is it dangerous? He's like no I got him too. It's fine Just fat shit, but he always got him too, it's fine. Just fat shit. But he always has like a table that's stained. Yeah. Like, he doesn't clean his table,

and he has needles and like medical devices that he's sticking in you, and he doesn't even clean his table. I let him unsuccessfully put a laser to my face. I still have the thing, but yeah, took a laser to the face at his apartment. And I let him do more he uh oh we have Justin on the phone Justin Justin yes boys thank you for

coming down from the mountain for us welcome Beastmaster lives question yes Bobby is the fat thing on your hand he's referring to your hand you son of a bitch you piece of shit coming fucking I lost I lost a lot of weight I lost a lot of weight I lost a hundred and forty pounds no your hands and feet are the first you piece of shit okay your little michelin man hands oh I have I've never had fat hands what is this heel turn I mean? I mean, what the hell? You know, I'm not a fan, Justin. I'm sorry. Hi, guys. Hi, buddy.

So we're over here talking to Jacob. Bobby came in to catch you up to speed here. Bobby came in with his new meta glasses, meta ray bands, where they record video and you can talk to them. It's great. It seems like it's pretty much mostly made to perv out on chicks. But I don't see another use for it.

It has headphones. It's got headphones that play music not very loud. And there's sunglasses. There's sunglasses for sure. But it says things. The Terminator vision type of thing. And really once you get over the novelty of the only other thing they do

is you can look at something and go, what am I looking at? And it goes, a street in New York. That's so, yeah, the machines are comprising. Anyway, Bobby comes in with his fun new glasses on. They are fun, Bobby. I'm downplaying them. They're pretty neat.

They're pretty neat. I get it. No, you didn't waste a ton of money on something you're gonna be over in five seconds. And then your son's gonna be running around looking up skirts. I'm trying them out for 30 days. 30 days and then you can return them. So I'm trying them out. You're gonna return them I feel like. I might. You're gonna be over. I might.

Too early. You told me with the Apple visions you said don't get this one. Well the Apple vision is Apple they don't you know what I mean they don't let you do anything you can't watch porn you can't do a lot you can only do Apple shit. How can you watch porn on Apple can't do a lot. You can only do Apple shit. How can you watch, but you can watch porn on Apple Mac, on Mac computer. Apple, yeah, but not on the Vision for some reason. They're very Apple. It's like other things like Google does,

lets anybody make anything for it. We all thought we were gonna be, put those Apple Visions on and be like, like a pussy right in front of our face. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Not yet. Soon. But these are actually pretty cool.

Cause you talk to it, you just go Apple, I mean Meta, take a video and it will take a 60 second video. Then you can send it right to your Instagram story. You can make stories. But what you're looking at. But yeah, what I'm looking at, correct. Justin, I just sent you the video it took. So I came-

No, Bobby. I think the music in the background might be speaking right now. But I would say destroy those things with liquid nitrogen if you could. And kill every piece of it, because it only took one piece of that robot's arm to change the future. We're all gonna die. It only took one video for Jacob to lose his shit. So anyway, Bobby comes in with his fancy

sunglasses on and walks behind Jacob. Bobby's got a little host voice. He's hosting a video. And Jacob looked kind of confused and I said, Jacob, Bobby's recording you right now. Influencer Bobby. Influencer Bobby. Oh, I got it. I got it.

That was Influencer Bobby came in and was getting a nice video for the Bonfire Soche. And Justin, you'll understand this as much as as anybody you will feel Jacob's pain here Jacob was a very upset that he was worried very quickly are we are we posting that video because I saw you emailed it so I saw the footage oh he said oh he sent it to the crew he texted to the crew and when he's knows what he's looking for so when it came past the back of his head with the Lights on top of it. I know. Yep. Yeah He um he he panicked and he got a little like do not fucking post that At all bad hair angle now. I will say bad hair angle. That is exactly what Jacob said

No, I'm calling you. I knew you would back Jacob up on this, but Jacob's missing one important thing here We keep telling them of course Justin. knows Justin as the course for not only keeping your hair But having your hair come in fuller changing everything in your life And he can give you the little doodads into this into that and the basics with that But I Justin I feel terrible telling him if he wants the full secrets and they get down with the fucking aluminum the hair illuminati that you're a part of he's gonna have to come up to the farm and do some gay shit he thinks he's getting out of this without having to do gay shit

while fucking Austrian fucking photographer takes black and white pictures of you Italian taking part in dog pornography let me stop from the blow on it yeah you just gotta get up there and just close your eyes you don't Kevin Spacey style dude you don't jump all in at once Jacob it's not like you just show up there and someone ties you down and puts a ball gag in your mouth no they won't like that they want you to like it what level one level one is you wash the dog shirtless. Yeah, you sure are a much more fun dog. You skim the pool shirtless.

You walk the fields in underwear. First of all, I don't think I have the body to get to- No, don't do this. To get into this place. Justin, go ahead. Let me speak. There's a reason it's called a grooming process, Jacob. Yes. It's got a grooming process, Jacob. Yes.

That's got a double meaning. You understand? You gotta groom a little bit. Yeah, you gotta get groomed. Right. You gotta go a little. It's a grooming process, which means no one's just gonna hurt you. Yes, dude, how about that?

I like that. You dress as a cop while a woman slaps your face. Oh, a bunch of you and other guys in tiny underwear. Yeah, you pretend like you're a statue in a field just Justin we're looking at the photographer's work and I don't I don't look like any of these you don't look like them but you can look like you amongst them dude look at this man you don't see Justin any of these pictures Jacob Justin's not any of those group pictures he's coming in a corner Jacob, maybe you could be a little boy fountain with your little ding-ding, shootin'

out pee. Dude, a little pee-pee fountain if people are in the water sports. You gotta think out of the box. These fuckin' foreign fuckin' photographer fucks are super into piss stuff. It's true, I have no eye for photography. Yes, you gotta think out of the box. Shot composition's not my thing. But it broke my heart to tell him, I feel like he's just's just like well no Justin will give me all the ins and outs I go

you're not gonna get all the deep secrets I had to get the hair Justin's hair growth makes no sense to me Soder couldn't even figure it out Soder couldn't figure he had to go and just get the space wig you know I mean like it's everybody justin saved it get up there and get a little bowl of whatever he's drinking and Dude go up there and let a bunch of thing. He doesn't want to know let a bunch of fucking Bashful, but fucking strong young men paw at your weenus. Yeah Just let him take little little pats at it with their hands and just knock it around It'll get hard on its own. I promise you fall asleep naked together and make like a little alphabet

Yeah, I just think that I'm gonna take pictures. You could hide your wiener with your thigh, but you have to show side-ass Yeah, can I ask you a good question? Sure, please? How would you feel about being on a horse? Okay? Horse rider now we're talking to ride horse naked. Okay, you're on a horse naked bareback Like the Indian you feel about that as a starter I mean if you were on naked and afraid you'd have to get this you get to hold the mane like it's the reins Right grab the hair and you pull it like it's a girl. You can pretend like it's a girl's hair.

I mean, I love horses. It's like a horse's hair. I don't love it that much. Come on. Well, you're not doing any cowboys. You never see a cowboy doing that. Yeah, you do. When a cow, when the house is lit on fire and he's going to run out the back door and make a getaway.

Absolutely. He's got no clothes on. Yeah, he does. Jumps on the back mountain. Back mountain. Yeah yeah guys are fucking all over these Justin Justin was in bare back Mountain bareback Mountain bareback Mountain is a better name for it they must have made a porn called that bareback but Jacob look all these pictures you could be a part of oh you wearing a Nintendo power glove and covering your cock in a mirror? Yeah.

A fucking weird old bald man looking creepily in a mirror while you cover your dick with your hands, Jacob. You could lie on a lawn in a latex outfit. That looks good. Damn, Justin, you get to watch all these pictures you're taking. Show him the pool. Show him the pool. I've seen the pool. Oh, you've seen the pool.

There it is right there. We've all seen the pool. There's the pool. No, no, no, no, no. That's level seven. You're not there yet. Yeah, yeah Yeah, we're the guy with wearing chain mail comes Bobby. We actually the levels the levels are done by shapes Bobby Oh, yes, you can go back up. I think that guy's just donks hanging out on the no one picture. It's blurred. It's blurred It's not your doom Glova you said it's a Nintendo Nintendo Power Glove glove you said it's a

Nintendo Nintendo Power Glove Jacob do the one down the bottom with the knife in your mouth Justin Bieber You love knives you think you're better than Bieber Okay, you love not a giant mouth and stick it in your stick it in your tongue like it's a nice weenie There you are Jacob Justin we found one Yes, we found naked in that guy's pictures a naked bodybuilder on a saddle Jacob I see you recreating this and by the way this guy's being a little feminine if I may add I think you can Masculine this up Wait a minute, there's two there's two antique butt plugs

Antiques those are worth money. Those are what doctors would like put in you at a certain time, right? Antique butt plugs from the 18th century. There's also butt plugs. They're antiques. Those are worth money. Those are what doctors would put in you at a certain time, right? You should really tweet out this handle. The woodwork alone for the holder is spectacular. Don't do that. If you do that, Justin will lose all his hair. Do not do that.

Justin shows up bald six months from now. But dude, the guy with his tootsie out. They have all their hair. Christine, do me a favor. Just Google, forget this guy's photography. Google naked men riding horses. It's all I wanna see now. Is this possible?

That's the way you poop. Well, Justin, anyway, thank you so, so much for calling. I just, Jacob, I think he just didn't fully understand. He thought that you would just give him all the information Without him having to go through whatever sick twisted fucking gay gauntlet you've had to go through Justin real quick what level are you at? Hechtagon level on that. Justin real quick what level are you at? Hectagon. Master. You're at Tom Cruise level?

He's a master. He's a third degree black belt at it. Oh my god dude naked guys riding horses is the funniest thing in the world. Are you doing is this YouTube Christine? No. Yeah. You can see Justin in the background picking blueberries. I'm just here for the dogs just here for the dogs. It's I guess it's male for fun.com Justin I don't know what difference pants make but the idea of like all right All right the horse going into a gallop, and I feel like you're not sack getting no

Come on. No no no no no no there's a special part of the horses back with is it did it yeah relax There's another yeah, Justin made my sheath underwear Justin made the divot over years You really worked it in there Justin Justin before we let you go can we do a battling Justin's with I hate the Rolling Stones, and you've known that about me Can we do a battling Justin's with I hate the Rolling Stones and you've known that about me Fucking great. I hate I hate the Rolling Stones and you know this about me. You know this about me

Have you not made the grid? Justin's on the grid somewhere with a dog. No, I'm on the rich. He's on the grid. Is that what? I'm on the grid. Oh, no, I think I just saw it. it's your but it's I think it's your butt breaking through some nylons I think I found you Justin's in the pool Yeah, Justin's in a pool coming out the water I'm with the whore. I'm all over them. You're in the steam room. That's on his page Are you one of the sleeping men in underwear? I Wouldn't be in underwear there. Have you okay? Have you ever made the cage? Yeah, what does he do? Is he put you in kabuki makeup? Damn look at that guy's side dick. I will say this

Go up and show that guy's side dick to Bobby. Oh, yeah, when you're ready to come with you let me know I'll do that. Dude Jacob is first coming out. Look at his fur That's okay. All right, I guess that's okay. I'm gonna start showing my fucking top dick hair, dude Let me lose 20 pounds. I'm gonna start showing my dick hair. My pants are gonna be so low And I'm gonna find a lot of reasons to put my arms up in it Oh Jacob, look at that picture you Justin a bunch of other boys lined up in jockstraps while a male cop walks by You could be the last one on the end Goddamn it, dude.

This guy. This guy's green room or his fucking, what do you call that? The dark room must be covered in cum. Pee-dee-dee ain't got nothing on this motherfucker. In between the gay pornish shots, it's like Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber. Lotta Madonna.

And somewhere in there, Justin. A lot of Lady Gaga there. Have you, Justin, have you ever been up there when somebody famous was up there? I've told this story a hundred times. I didn't hear it. It was before Bobby. Been there with Madonna, been there with Lady Gaga,

been there with Brad Pitt. Yeah. Brad Pitt. Do not share that handle, Christine. How was Brad? I think I said don't share that information. I'm like, we are live on the radio How is brand new up? Did you talk to Brad Pitt?

Yeah, what was that like? Why it's awesome. It's like Brad Pitt when you're riding naked on a horse of them its choice Damn, these guys are so naked. There's so many abs and dicks at this guy's house Katie just one dude. It's like fucking chips. Hey, does he do chubby guys? I live in other worlds. Justin, would he ever do a chubby little? Yeah, but this is Illuminati. Can me and Bobby knock off like fucking 30 pounds each if we go up there and just fucking... I'll suck off. You don't have to. I don't want to ride the horse naked, but I'll sleep with the guys in the underwear. Oh What else is going on here? I'll let a weird gypsy lady cover my eyes You could tie me with you could do Shabari nodding

to a tree wax Some candle wax is fine. There you go But uh, we'll get one it I'll present it at the meeting. Talk to the guy. See what the guy says. I'm not allowed to talk to the guy. I'm allowed to talk to his sherpa. Damn, dude. And then he will talk to the guy. I'd ride a horse naked.

No, you wouldn't. Sure I would. No, you would not. That sounds great. On a saddle? Yeah. It does sound great. I'd do a bareback, too.

No, then I definitely wouldn't do that, dude. Just do a nice little gallop. I need footholes for my feet. If my dinger's gonna be flipping around. You have to grab the mane and launch yourself over. You gotta grab the mane and squeeze your knees tight so your junk doesn't hit. First of all, I know I'm gonna try to throw my leg over so fast

I'm gonna sit on my own ball bag on a horse. The horse is gonna take off, I'm gonna be grabbing onto his hair and everyone's gonna see my little pecker flapping around because I'm gonna be backwards. And hair and everyone's gonna see my little pecker flapping around cuz I'm gonna be backwards And your whole like ball sack smells like horse Yeah, but you hit his the horse smells like your ball sack. So it's an even trade. Yeah. Also your assholes on this fucking horses back Yeah He goes this horse is beautiful,

except for that shit streak right in the middle of his back. You're gonna clean the horse with baby wipes? Yeah. Hey, does anything get human shit at a horsehair? Has anyone checked on these horses? No. These horses have seen some things, dude. They're like dogs.

They've seen it all. Why is there a guy on a dog, Justin? In a mask. Which dog is it? There's a picture of a guy. I'm gonna text it to you right now. Hang on. There's a picture of a guy riding a dog

with other guys watching. On cowgirl style while other guys cheer on. And they all have masks. What described the dog to me? The dog is spotted, brown spotted, white, looks like a Great Dane. River. Oh, okay, that makes sense.

River's a whore. The men are raping river. Easy. Is that okay, Justin? Dog's on film. Da da da da da da. Dog's on film. These are, these shots are curated

and my job is to make sure of the safety of the animals. So to answer your question, yes, this is okay. Dude, there's a pregnant guy up there? Oh, it's probably camera work. It's eyes wide shut, but with dogs instead of women. But at the end of Eyes Wide Shut, did everybody grow their hair back? I don't think they did, Jacob. So this is different than Eyes Wide Shut.

That's fantasy movie land. This is real life stuff. Tangible things. Cocks and balls you can put inside of your different holes of your body. And then, magically, I'm not going to ask questions. My hair is fine for right now. I'll tell you what, you get good results. Bobby's going to be up there having dogs lick his ass while guys jerk off on his chest for sure. Well, I'm going to say this. I'll be honest right now. I was up there and I went too far. You went too far, you went over the edge.

If you go over the edge, it goes the other way. The hair comes all off. Yeah, Justin, you have to walk a tightrope of gay. You have to go to the end and then stop. I went too far. They just caught me in the barn blowing horses one night and all the hair that I got fell out. Jacob, Justin, thank you for helping Jacob realize what the cost that nothing in this

life that's worth anything comes free, comes easy. It's so true. Everybody has to pay a price. I appreciate that. We love you. I'll have you on the show again soon. Justin Silver. Justin Silver.

I am Justin Silver. At I am Justin Silver. At I am Justin Silver. Justin, I'll talk to your mom. Justin's on the road a bunch now. Anything coming up you want to plug? anything coming you want to plug anything up You want to plug soon? Yes, I will be in Austin on January 22nd, and then I'm going to be at the comedy dojo

I'm sorry in general once you're me June 22nd and June 29th. I'll be at the dojo in Jersey Joe Joe Joe's great. Have you been to the dojo? I'm not by her you you got to go down there, dude What a great club. Yeah, it's really nice really good club. Um, I just would say they got good salmon. Thank you so much Bye, buddy. The salmon's great at the dojo. So Jacob The price is out there. Hey, if you're what I pay, you know what you gotta do Yeah, dude, just get one of those leather things on your dick and catch a Falcon on your car Do manly gay stuff. Do manly gay stuff. There's manly gay stuff.

Falcon on your penis is manly. That's manly. If you don't flinch, if you don't even shake your cup of coffee, you just land there and you're still sipping, that would be pretty badass for sure. If a falcon landed on your dick. Yeah, dude. Yeah. That claw, the three claws, just go right at you.

You get one of those fence hole diggers but you dig it into a guy's butt? Yes. That's manly. Yes. I'm gonna fence hole digger so bad since we all saw it in that one episode of Yellowstone. That was great, right?

Remember that one episode of Yellowstone where they were building a fence? We all wanted to do that thing for a minute. And then Rip snapped the bob wire in the guy's face. Yeah. That's manly. Got five more episodes coming soon boys You almost done October done. I'm caught up to what's

And the new ones coming out in October I believe so and is what's his name not in it, correct Kevin Costner not in it. He's not gonna be the last five. I don't think he's in it I don't think I think he's out what and I think he's done I think he's done after this. I don't know if he went back. Why I don't know they had it they had a Covich it or something. No, they had a very select scenes. Okay. I almost a cameo He thought it was gonna be a miniseries when it first started like a lonesome dove and then it became this so successful It became a show. Do we need five more episodes? No, I don't know if he's coming back I think they had him and him and Taylor Sheridan had a thing. We do only need five more episodes. I know, I don't know if he's coming back. I think they had, him and Taylor Sheridan had a thing.

I think that Beth and Rip are going to their own thing, I think over to the sixes, the three sixes, and they're gonna spin people off into other shows. Really? Yeah, he might just be dead when we come back. Any one of those spinoffs is something I would wait six seasons until it was done before I started over again. There's no way.

You're gonna go back and. Although, tearing through, really enjoying Justified. Justified's great. Second season got really fun. Yeah, the season with Michael Rapoport was good in it too, right? That's one of the later ones. He hasn't come up yet.

He hasn't come up yet. No, sorry. This is your favorite move in the world you saw how about that was have a season three and they just don't just kill The main character Raeland did They have they kill off a lot of people yeah show oh they have to on Helen's did The girl killer celler girl kid what if you justify you have to The girl killed herself girl kid well if you justify you have to What you call killed herself mags killed herself and what's his name did come back and plays a bigger role Yeah, much better now. He's going back to bad. Yeah, yeah, I love it He's going back to bed and the Ava girls bad so good. He was bad pretty good, but she's good. Yeah, yeah Bad she's with a bad brother forever now. She's with him. Yeah, but she's good. She's just hot

She's hot but hotter than the wife the wife's a little I go back and forth. I don't like the wife I like Ava. Yeah. Well, listen if I was swing I go more for a she's fucking ride-or-die pig but uh You know, you know might be more like runway hot. I, by the way, one of our, topic I wanted to bring up, one of our most controversial, most talked about guests ever strikes again, Liz Mealy. Who?

Who really, she looks prettier on the show than she does in real life. Yeah. Is she on a show? Yeah, Ava is prettier. Oh, Ava's way prettier. She real life. Yeah. Is she on a show? Yeah, Ava is prettier. Oh, Ava's way prettier. She is overall. Yeah.

She also just has a Kyla thing about her to me from now from Tires, Kyla. Netflix star Kyla Fox. Netflix star Kyla Fox. That's awesome. Yeah. She's so good on TV. So funny.

Yeah. Goodards. Can't even say the goddamn line. It's in episode one. She has the funniest line because it's No, yeah, she tells the guy why she got transferred to that shop because she called the guy that the f1 I can't say Sound it out make it another word. No, I already ruined it. She's she's awesome Good commercial tires everybody still number two Netflix

Going strong for a week now, so funny. I mean, it was bound to be funny. There was no way, six episodes already signed for season two. The manager, the main guy, his hands are fucked up. Yeah. Have you seen it? Yeah.

His hands, there's something up with his hands. And I love that they gave, like, He's a spaz? Bring up his hands,'s something up with his hands, and I love that they gave like Fast bring up his hands his he's got giant hands. He's one of the guys from Delco proper he but he's got these weird hands But I love that they they just said they gave him a part They don't you know they're just there and they don't acknowledge it I love yes hands it look at his hands are like giant hands Have you seen him look up in the left, left, left, top right there.

Look at those. What happened to Steve Gerben's hands? I mean, it sums up with that, right? Am I crazy? But that's part of the show. No, he's not doing that as a character choice. He only has one usable finger. Yeah.

Is that real? It's real. You didn't notice that? I, for some reason, did not notice that. How do you not notice that? He only has one usable finger. Yeah. Is that real? It's real. You didn't notice that? I, for some reason, did not notice that. How do you not notice that? I saw him in the original tires thing too. Yeah, his hand, I don't know what happened to it.

Does it say what happened to his hands? I'm looking, I'm reading. It's, I like it. I like when they put people with weird shit and stuff instead of just casting a perfect human being. I like that the fact that they gave this guy, because he's hilarious and he's actually a really good actor, but his hands are crazy. Oh, it's arthritis.

Oh, it's arthritis, yeah. Is it? Yeah, something's up with him. Yeah. Yeah. Good thing. That's why things are getting ready. Yeah.

That's why things are happening in my hands. No. Something's going on with him. If you get those hands, I'll never talk to you again. I might be having to. I'll never. They're locking up a little bit on me sometimes. Christine's gonna have to hold your Starbucks cup in front of your mouth. I'm having joint issues all with it bad

Stop taking that ozempic. I Don't think I was ever as good. This is like when I was stubbed it playing. I just said ball I just said that I just said that What you McCall yeah, I don't know something from my fucking joints wacky. Oh, yeah, Millie's South Park had a great ozempic Yeah, it was really funny It's great. I thought it would be uh We stopped those M pick and we got sick after I burped in your face. Aren't you doing something else? No, really you look good. You're losing weight. Thank you. I'm losing way

I thought you are 100% losing weight. I noticed it as soon as you walked up today. Yeah, do you remember when I, well this is a very flattering shirt too. When the last time I took- Take a compliment, Jay. The last time I took Ozempic was when we did the skanks weekend. I remember you were like, did you fart? I was like, no, I burped. Yeah, it was fucking terrible.

Yeah, that was it. That was the last weekend I ever did it. It was like a goat fart right in my mouth. I was like quitting narcotics. I'm like, I can't do this, man. I'm falling to pieces. It smelled like a fucking terrible. Yeah, that was it last week. I never did it like a goat fart right in my mouth This is like quitting narcotics. I'm like, I can't do this man. It's not gonna fall in the pieces I thought you were still doing it They say that now Ozempic actually helps people with their heart a lot it actually helps a lot of other things Really? Yeah, it helps with heart shit shit and what assume weight loss in any capacity would know the actual drug itself is helping with other things

with people which is weird it's a miracle it's a it's a weird drug jump back in I'm gonna start taking it too let's take it I'm gonna get real I'm gonna get thin thin where I look shitty and then we start doing the gay stuff at the beach look at my teeth are too big for my mouth. Do you see your girlfriend Kelly Clarkson finally admitted like she was saying, no, I'm not on it, no, I'm not on it, but she is taking one of the other versions.

Settle down when you talk about Kelly like that, okay? She's gotta do what she's gotta do. She's a lying piece of shit. Now fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck back to you. Kelly is doing what she has to do. Lying? Fuck you, you lie.

She is a beautifully human being. Well, now that she lost the weight. Well, no, she's not. Lou, don't wait. I see her on the computer over there. Don't waste your time playing the justified theme song. It sucks shit.

It does. It's the worst theme song. Justified? I hate it. It's some weird rap country combo. It's bad. Oh, yeah, it is bad. It sucks.

It's not good. Most of the shows I like actually have a pretty cool intro you watch it the once or twice, you know This doesn't mean here. I like goofy intros. I like Sykes intro This real son Was written by kitten play Your psych song I love it Love psych psychs you get a pill of psych song. It's fucking great. Bloodline was good Yeah Sykes, you gotta pull up Sykes' song, it's fucking great. Bloodline was good. Yeah, Bloodline was good. Bloodline had a really good intro. I like a nice Syke, it's poppy, it's got a good beat.

I feel like True Blood had a good one, but that might be the gayest thing I've ever said. You love your vampires. I don't remember True Blood. What, I like sexy vampires and sexy werewolves fighting over an average girl with a fucking Mike Fennoy a gap in her tooth. I'm fascinated with that show

because it turned out to be just shitty show this is site what true blood public domain for sure this is original Listen to that beat. I hate this guy's voice. Hang on. You can't fall. I know, I know, the truth, I know, you know. Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay? I bet that guy wears white frame glasses.

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four great games. Then the Celtics ran the table. I know. They said Celtics ran the table. Oh, you said Knicks. Oh, I didn't. The Knicks didn't run the table, but they beat us. Celtics ran the table in the Eastern Conference Championships, and the West hanging on by a thread now. But don't bet on Anthony Edwards, man. Lace some money on that. You can make your own moments with payoffs of up to 100 times your initial deposit with prize picks.

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I think you're great at it. It's actually inspired me to become better. Why'd you say sarcastic stare at me and drink water? I... What are you talking about? Can I show you what you just did? Yeah. I'm gonna do it with my chai, ready? Sure.

You went, you're great. You inspired me to get better. Did I do that? Doesn't it seem like you were like, All right, let me try it again, let me try it again. Dude, you're so good at it. I mean, it inspired me to be better at doing reads.

The problem is you're a phenomenal actor. I really am good. You're good because you did mean it's sarcastic the first time now You just sent me a different selling of it. You did you the way you do reads has made me actually Inspired me to become better. I actually feel like my reads have gotten better because of you. Thank you Jay God son of a bitch is good. You're doing yourself a disservice by being here and not go getting your Emmy.

I'll see you guys later. Guys, it's Helly Ho. That's been Acting Corner with Bob. With Robear. I thought we were commercial time. You know what is a good, I think the best theme song for a show? Game of Thrones was a good one.

Yeah. It was kinda cool, but it evoked too much, again, like fantasy and orc shit that I just don't care about. I remember when we used to, Norton used to come over on Sundays to watch it with us, and he would, him and Don would dance. Yeah. Like that spinny, shitty, you know, 14th century dance.

They would get up at the beginning every time and just dance together. like that spinny shitty, you know, 14th century dance, they would get up at the beginning every time and just dance together. And it made me sick to my stomach. I'd throw a rock at my own family. Yeah, I know what you mean. It's like intense. It's that same like, do do do do, do do do do, do do do do do. Yeah, but those orchestral songs.

What's True bloods I Won't do bad things. Yes. Yeah, there's cans now you're wrong the sun I won't do bad things to you Sons of anchor I think they did I think they did Did you ever hear sex drugs and rock and roll theme song? Yes, did you like it? You never heard it. I mean, I don't remember it sex drug. Well, he actually on that show both seasons They had to do a whole album. There's two albums out with Liz you play drums on them

No, I didn't dude I didn't I'd say I learned how to play drums in two months from a guy from fucking Scotland on on on zoom or whatever the fuck we're on and then when I went in the first scene I had to play drums. They were so So like oh my god, dude, that was great. They were like, cut it off, let's just get Bobby playing the drums, because they thought I was actually playing it. And it was so bad, dude.

I was so off everything. They were like, they just like, cut, cut, we're good, we're good. Yeah, there it is, right here. I can play this That's Dennis that's Larry. Yeah, I learned to play this song I'm an asshole. Oh, yeah That's not bad that's not a bad song Original song that he wrote it got pretty corny the chorus What's a X-Rock was original. Z-Rock, the show that I was on, was just the original music.

Yeah, it's all on YouTube now. What? Z-Rock. All seasons? Yeah. Every episode? Go check it out. Go check it out.

Please. This is the opening song. That's the stars theme. I'm bum-bombing. It was on stars? No, jump ahead. I think stars is a partner on it. Me, my brother Dave, and my friend Joey.

Gotta get to the song. I've never seen it. But look at the thumbnails as you skip across. You're just accepting that we don't know what's gonna happen. Where does it come in? To my life. Christine, are you gonna help? Oh god, he's panicking so you don't have to panic don't panic everybody loves you Lou you're doing a great job I don't think

this is the intro to those who episode this seems like it's been way more difficult fuck it's a shit song I hate it I hate the song now this is it? This is gay. We gotta play for kids. And the more Are you ready Are you ready to start the show He's got a voice on him. What happened to this guy?

He's still singing. Paulie, he still sings in the monstrosity. He's un-fucking-real. He does I Remember You by Skid Row and hits it all. He looks like the lead singer of Greta Van Susteren. What is that? Greta Van Susteren. No, Greta Van Susteren. What is it? Greta Van Susteren. No, Greta Van Susteren. He just came out. He's gay.

Is he? No shit. That explains his stupid one-piece outfits with his hog hanging out. Did he just come out? I don't know. She said it. Recently. Greta Van Susteren. I think I heard her on Stern, actually.

Bring up Pauly Z doing I Remember You and go towards the end of it. The guy's still got a voice. It's crazy. It's crazy to not be more famous. That's how dime a dozen good singing is. I know. It's almost sad. It's scary.

Yeah. It's dime a dozen good acting, I think, too, probably. Yeah. Like, uh. Dime a dozen comedy. Does that remember you? With how much bad acting there is on film. Just go with like, you know, a couple minutes left.

Just go with like a couple minutes left. That's so sad. Pretty nutty. I could sing that. Go ahead. I remember you it wasn't as far off as I wanted it to be now it's just a little part coming up I remember you now

I remember you! I remember you! Nightless nights, the heavy days! I remember you! I remember you! I remember you! And by you I mean, not bad. You gave, buddy.

Not bad. You're sweating. My eyes, my left eye, my eyes looking left in my right eyes looking right You wanted to hit that note so bad. I want you to hit it you hit it. I hit it You hit it did you sustain as long as you didn't know but when you realize you weren't sustaining you chug right back in without Taking your breath back in. Oh my god poor one on top of your head That was intense. We'll take a break everybody. Bobby Kelly, he's gonna be in Port Charlotte.

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