The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Battle Of The Voicestrumentalists

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

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And it always just, Jacob, your name. Every time it comes up, makes me laugh. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob, come here. I was a kid. Nobody was named Jacob.

I was embarrassed about my name. And now it's been like the number one boys name for I don't know 15 One of my favorite uh I forgive for his American dad or or a family guy joke when the banner on the house and the beginning was like a party It was a happy birthday Jacob and the parentheses at the nice name by the way It's a nice name by the way

What's up, Lackler? I know we're going to go to West Harrison and Michael Winslow. Yeah. I'm going to make sure you guys knew about Steve and Scott's sizzle reel from 2019. That's on YouTube. No, it's his AGT set. That probably wouldn't be that. So I think he just came to went on AG2. I think I mean yeah, I don't think it was personates his mom's answering machine. I already know the joke. He does five jokes. Yeah, the answer machine was the one that Kurt Metzger walked out on it was that in the train. Yeah, he did the train noises Yep, I call me Yep, I call me.

Oh, wait. I don't know what you first. The suicidal, you know what? Let's, I mean, before we see the two legends, before we see Zeppelin and the stones on stage together, see what they created. Let's watch. Let's watch. Shizzle real?

Let's watch Creed. Sizzle real. OK, sizzle real first. How long is it? Five minutes. Oh, I've minutes and 25. We're gonna have to only briefly touch down. We don't have the oxygen to do it much longer.

We did, you know. No, no. I got a taste for it now. Chums in the water, dude. I'm biting off five minutes. No, dude. No, no, you'll eat too much. It's my son eating.

Is this Robert Klein bringing him up. Yeah, new joke study dude. He got so upset with me. Why? I did it. My intro is ridiculous. Is there a time with this? I didn't know what they said.

They wanted me to, they wanted you to set up a joke in the green room. Sure. They wanted you to have him set up a joke. And that was like, oh, I don't want to do a joke. That's the way it works. The show, we can give him a joke. It'll set you up for it and you tell him a joke,

like radio, you know, shitty radio. And I was like, okay. And I go, all right, just tell him to ask me what made me get in the comedy. And I just got a giant poster board from the store and I drew a bunch of like very rudimentary pictures. I go, well, I wanted to do this. I was like, I want to get in comedy

so I could eventually go on the do television like this. And it's just like, just a shitty, how purposely shitty drum picture like me sitting on a satellite that made a laser that can strike down everybody who was mean to me in high school. And she was like, girls with big boobs on fire, standing on top of the earth. Yeah. And he was mad about it. Yeah. I were like South Pole and Santa, like the current help me like do it like the thing He just didn't get he was like it's not and in hindsight 20 fucking years later. I'm like yeah, I could have them better, but like it was funny. I liked it. It was silly. Yeah

But I get Robert Climbs saying 20 years in I now understand Robert Climbing like okay Yeah, like I get him not being bold over by yeah, I mean my bit You think those other intros weren't for him Dude, I don't know, but this is cut like a high school kids football. It's his line It's football. It's his line. This is fucking recruiting tape. Yeah dude, dude, pipe in the beginning. We here at fucking OSU look forward to seeing what Steven's got. Hit play.

Alex, comedian is quite a character. In fact, he's known as quite a few characters. Please give a warm welcome to the hysterical. Steven Scott. Steven Scott, you are amazing. What's up, that's so weird. It's so weird. Look at that right there right there who I know dude that I'm there and play because it's look it's so weird it's that her's art behind Geno you see Gino you look him and Howard Stern and he's not been on the Howard Stern show. It's him like

Hawk. Oh, it's a G. T probably no it's probably the fry. Yeah, probably a G. C I'm in Trump is hilarious to put up in twenty nineteen is so funny that got him congratulations to you on the semi he looks like hell yet ready to laugh with stevens got i'm glad you have energy i need it it this week so bad because I'm exhausted.

I haven't been sleeping this week because they just started renovating my apartment building. So all week, I haven't eaten a long-clack a week of call every day like it or not. I've been waking up to this. You can't stop him. You just can't stop him. You can't, dude. He's going to dunk on me. I'm in the way.

I thought maybe he's going to open with a joke joke and I just go Did the guy just opens opens with jackhammer fucking cousin Damn, he's a drill dough Drill yeah, you know the deal dough that's on the drill. Yeah. Oh yeah, that goes around He's a drill dough Who doesn't love a drill out. I love it. Who doesn't love it? I'll go over fucking love it. God I

Damn dude, it is just shows him deep dick and everybody on every show. A-G-T, let it rip. He still hasn't figured out how voicemail works yet. Every message of her starts out like this. He's been doing this joke since like, stand up to you when I was a brand new. When I was doing check spots, he was doing this. It's insane. I've had several friends I knew then die

Mom, what do you want is your mom's loving answering machine Yeah, get her a goddamn voicemail dude Fucking idiot Yeah It's adorable. She still hasn't figured out how voicemail works yet Every message of her starts out like this Hi, sweetie, it's mom pick up the phone Are you there? I have a story for you.

And unlike most people who have you call them back and then tell you the story, she leaves the entire story right on the voicemail. It makes you miss the good old days when we used to have answering machines and I could listen to her messages like this. Hi, sweetie, it's your mother, remember me? It makes me miss.

So all that horse shit to get to makes me miss the old days of. Gotta bring it back, days of gotta bring it back dude we gotta bring it back I have the story for you and I 30% of I couldn't believe it and the woman with the dance of the stool sample came back from the lab Because then so the stool sample came back from the lab Puppies, oh Oh absolutely Go ahead just skip around see what else he's got on here because I'm gonna need to watch it's it Wait, what is that?

Nick Cannon no I think it was our boy Nicky dude. It's a damn mash-ups man. Let's come back We're fucking hit him high from space jam sounds like fucking what if on the Marvel universe? What if What if of the bonfire universe Yeah, like oh cool damn chick, I'm so mysterious. Do you read Sutter Kane? Do you read Sutter King? The Jamie Foxx variety show. Oh, yeah, that was a failed expert fox hole shut up fox hole shut up fox hole WKZY I'm gonna get a 14-car back up right now on the 101-hitting Westbound or else I'll try to-

What does that work? I mean, I just need to do all these sounds with it. She's in my pussy. Eat my pussy. It is great! We're roasting Gary Bucy! No, no! Don't do that! Yeah, you're doing it wrong! I'm very cleared that you asked me that cost a cross. I am of course Jewish, but I would have no religious objection please record the White Household.

I would, however, take up judgement that I am 75 years old and I do not like it when kids play on my lawn. And I want you to know something Gary, I've been wronged the Frage Club. It wasn't like this. We had actually had a big roast. It was the biggest roast in Frage Club history. We had 7 million people roast.

We had so many people. Haven't seen a week going yet. Yeah, we haven't seen it every impression so far. Haven't seen a week going yet. All right, let's go back to the gods. Yeah. Now I just heard because his impressions were fantastic Got him stop playing around in that sound world. He could just destroy it. Yeah, but those impressions were oh

God a part Damn, I hate to give him credit when you got it. You got it, man Dude us and the voice brotherhood We got us together this guy. It's hard. Steve is guy. That's new blood man. This is Wes Harrison and Michael Winslow, AKA the Alpha and the Omega. Something like that. What Michael, Michael, Michael Winslow's, why the way there's another video, Michael Winslow wearing a wig.

Saying bringing down the house. Let's get into this. Just go fucking God, Zilla versus King Kong. The volume's off. Yeah. I see the trick now. Microphones all the way up. I could do it. Stop it. Crank me way up, It's not bad. It's great. It's not bad. Same thing. Dead on. It's great.

Same horse. Here he comes. Cowboys on his back with a coat 45 shooting. It's the catcher there. I can't do that. That way, man. That round goes the west. Oh, sorry. Now, that was a 38 special.

Yeah. This is a cold for you. Wow. Yeah. Sorry. Hang on,. Yeah. Sorry. I Lulowed my volume. I didn't know you had that in your armory. Oh, yeah. I'll do every one of these. All right. Let's see Shot the horse And remember that cold 45 let's pretend that's the famous gun right there

That was a famous gun John Wayne carried one of these guns gun. John Wayne carried one of these guns, Hoppala on Cassidy carried one of these guns, and Ronald Reagan he's carrying one of these guns. Why do you laugh? He was a cowboy. He was like all the cowboys. They could load that thing one time. It was good for the entire movie. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Dan dude in the beginning there was Wes Harrison. Yeah, it's before he doesn't even

Scott the his thing is look both ways after he does it all and gives you both like there it is. There it is. That was that that was that bit. Well, I don't say any panties getting thrown towards the stage. I know she grows up all your titties still in the bras. Miss anybody want to talk about that? I want to pull your titties out. They seem to be getting pretty stuffy in there. Yeah. Hey, I like you up front.

You're like a bucks a woman. Why don't you come to my room and let me show you a good time. You look healthy. I want to bury my face in there. Yeah. You look like a sturdy woman who can think of good pounding. I could use some release. I got my...

I have a lot of tension in my groin. I want you to come to my room with it a little If you get what I'm noise it. If you pick up what I'm noise it right now. We have a crown and coke and head up to my hands for a little. Ah! Ah! Wait a second. You said crackin' coke, right? Let me give that a fresh can of coke. Pfft! Pfft!

Oh, here's me fingering you in the elevator. Yuck! Yuck! Ding! Hahaha! Flaws ready! Hahaha! 35th floor.

Sweet, penthouse beat. Mm-hmm. That? Oh, uh. What are you guys laughing at? Ronald Reagan is a cowboy. Yeah, he didn't get the, I think he thought they were laughing.

He was shot. Yeah. So I think they're laughing. Maybe that was the joke. No, I don't think it is. I think he was just saying he carries one of these a cowboy. Oh, I know there is a couple of people that don't think it is. I think he was just saying he carries one piece of cowboy. Oh, I know there is a couple people that don't find that funny. Maybe one Jim Brady.

I like that. Got it. They use them for machine guns. That's impossible. No, it isn't. Says right here. Calboy Uzi made in Israel. The problem is you can do this town,

but he's no funnier than a dad saying, you guys see that duck run into the chair when he starts. That's what she said. Yeah, that's what she said here, man. That's what she said. Oh, Bob, ding, boom. There it is. Oh, they all have it.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. There it is. There we go. Rah it. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. There it is. There we go. Rah-ha. What if you found out that Wes Harrison was Stephen Scott's grandfather? Wouldn't love my mind. I'd love my mind. Be a dynasty, too.

That's some past now. That's a dynasty. Yeah. All right. Oh, boy, what a guy. They didn't use him for 75 millimeter mortars. That's cool. That was cool.

That made me pop. You came? You really have to know your ammunition if you see this guy. You're exactly right. All of his impressions are different calibers. He goes, honey, hey, listen, I think we're going to need to stop by store, get a copy of Guns and ammo before the West Harrison. Yeah, I don't know what the hell is guy talking about.

He goes, cool, mortar. He's like 12 millimeter. He goes, okay, those are like helicopters. This is going to be good. I got that. That is the thing. I'm telling you what that mortal does. Make your Tuesday a little worse.

He goes, more or something that you put in a little cast, right? Okay, now I get it. Funk. Broom. Unbelievable. Let's see what Winslow's got. He's coming. Oh wait, he's gonna do something great still.

Wes. He's gonna do something with his fingers and his mouth. If he starts a car, I'm gonna throw it night. All right, here's one for you. How about a thunderstorm? Wind, rain, and then what would be missing? Thunder? No, I don't do lightning. All right, let's put them all together. We got a thunderstorm. That was a set up to sound too lightning. Now the thunder.

Nope, I'm not giving this one. I'll give their dude, or just that Steven Scott may be a master level impressionist. I'll give the credit where the credit is due. This is a shitty one. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh Now that dude back back to up I'm the king of rock there is none higher sucker MC's now. Let's go me sigh now. Let's go to the sense Hey, let's go to Winslow. I don't know why you want to get rid of his last thing cuz he sucks Skins You know I'm a big W. H dude I'm serious. Excuse? You know I'm a big WH dude.

You think Winslow's in the back is pacing right now? He knows. He's had one shot to make all the most generic noises you could. Would you? Would you slow up? I remember when I was writing these rhymes on the bus Sir I want to get off king king You ready he's like I know something you don't know west Harrison keeps a gun on his waist West Harrison carries a side arm arm he went to public school he had a real nice life there he is he thinks mexicans are taking our jobs

slip it oh this is crazy about Michael winzos Michael winzlo is positive it's no because they come on stage together. He said Yeah, they look they do a duo dude. I can't wait. I can't wait Michael Winslow the problem with Michael Winslow it's the same thing Sometimes you can't change corny. Yeah, you know, I'm saying yeah Nate's clean. He's not corny very funny He's not cool like he Michael Winslow doesn't know how to not be corny.

Yeah, there's, even if he's like a cool guy, and like, this kind of be a smooth dude with chicks, I doubt it. But it's like, he's like, he might be like smooth with chicks and like, tough, I don't know, any of those things, he's just inherently corny. Yeah.

He found some rebaro can't beat that. Yeah, he just, he's, he's, he's, he's corny. Yeah. Yeah, I found some repair can who said that, baby. ["I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man real strong. But me, but my voice knew the computer machine. I think I can make good money. Speaking of me, I make it sound like a whole goddamn flea of ships is coming in. Hang on, is this what he's doing right here? Playing a little shred of guitar.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, Hendrix blown away or a Clapton Now let's go to them do adding dude when this bit forever. I mean yeah Way back it up. No, I think they're going they're already going there. They do they lock horns right when they see each other They start fucking The public Francisco in the Steve Crayon guy just like a cooked up and go on back and forth their questions on like TV shows Oh my god. It's so funny.

I can get out of this. Oh, and that's the greatest video ever, but when they go coked up on radio shows, they're just doing like a different, different massage, just different celebrities. It's so ridiculous. Yeah. We've been doing this.

We've been doing this. We've been doing this. We've been doing this. We've been doing this. We've been doing this. We've been doing this. We've been doing this. Yeah Yo Wes Anderson's past is it all right kid. Yeah, did he's past what are we doing here? He's got an old time. He Mike is set was clearly before Winslow because I knew he couldn't follow Winslow you think he went the back and he was like he let a cigarette and he goes dick Clark good name for him son of a bitch Yeah, you don't tell me you're bringing on the new blood on my fucking 15th appearance of all times you saying bagged me you fuck you dick hey Richard I know why they call you dick I shouldn't have been

out there first you tell Louise why we're not coming over for thanks given this year you fuck I was down at the bitter end with Lenny Bruce Working out stuff The battling they're battling What one wait wait wait whoa whoa time time time guys guys are both retarded hold on guys guys guys stupid stupid water heads Joe's Please I've never said this to two fucking adults stop. Do I have to get a cattle prod dude?

Wes Harrison a Michael Winslow look born to be enemies. Yeah Kill McCoy's of sound McCoy's a sound. I mean... Aww... Oh, the kills and... oh wait. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Oh... Alright, here we go.

Let's see what they collab on. Kick up this dust. Give me one last little piece of anything. Lookamotive, maybe. Lookamotive, lookamotive. Oh, listen to 60s. One one last little piece of anything. I'll look I'm older maybe He's gonna try a rob them Do you know that or drop dead? Oh, he doesn't have the stuff anymore. COPD He doesn't have the stuff, no more.

We'll have to take big breaths now. We'll do that when he was in the 86. We're here, so we don't have to do this. Yeah, but he did it. No, he did it in Germany. Did he go? Yeah. Did he?

Yeah, he did it. It's part of his stick. That's what I'm saying. He's hitting him with hard fucking worked out bits. And Winslow's about just to... Winslow's just like, I don't know, I just... I He's hitting him with hard fucking worked out bits and wins loads about just wins I was just like I don't know. I just know I can be with this fucking dude if he does Chinese movie Over if he does kung fu movie right now. I'll tell you it's over

I might have this guy might not be feeling as right arm and he leaves his He's gonna he's gonna stroke guess what he's gonna be droopy. He's gonna be droopy dog on the left side. I don't need this shit Oh my god, that's what you're gonna throw Dirk, you fucking my pusher misspeck on my name. I'm fucking watch. Hey, we're gonna get wet some help and then we'll be right back every. Hey, Michael, watch these commercial break. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom Michael missing My family Is this before the first police academy? This is after yeah, first one's like a 64 I think oh a4

Oh, yeah, Gutenberg's finest hour dude It's a three-minute baby, but you'd be wrong his finest hour was definitely police academy his most famous hour became through minute baby. I'm so it. All day long. But he wasn't competing in that movie either. Mahoney was the heartthrob. Oh my. Oh my. It was 1984. So Dan they had done. Cacoon. Please get they had done. I think I've done. I think I've done. I think I've done. I think I've done. I think I've done. I think I've done. I think I've done.

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I think I've done. I think I've done. I think I've done. I think I've yeah, I was all on board. When I saw Mahoney and Cocoon, it was excited. I'm like, all the elevity to this. This otherwise cautionary tale of not to go swimming in alien, alien water. Yeah, makes sense. Unless you want your Grammy and Grammy to go away on a spaceship. Bye. And live with aliens. What a weird thing they wanted to do. Like, why can't we go? I was like, we have to live forever and be young and energetic except it's just the eight of us and Oh, they brought a bunch of old people right it was tons It was like a mother ship they brought to take a bunch of elderly people away and cocoon right oh my rewatched coco

You don't remember cocoon my toss it on late night and that's gang festie. I'm in Houston on the hotel TV You know what it's about right I do I just never I was aliens keen earth on a spaceship I really didn't have that one Oh cool I think I could do that one I think I could do that one. Yeah, oh wait. That was like when the three of us, that was like yesterday when the three of us all played the hermito at the same as Steven's rock.

I just crooned. Oh, but I don't know what it is, but it's strictly taboo. I love you, that rich girl. All right, he's about to really let him have it wins, though. He's like, yeah, go do your dumb shit Gramps I'm with the laid out some heat on you You ever heard of a video game Gramps? I don't but I got this side arm Everybody look at this imposter. This man is an imposter to the game.

Paul Sino. You're all right now Wes. Wes is your old friend Dickie. Dick you fuck me. You're fuck me tonight. Yeah I'm a fuck you. I'm a fuck you now. You just full of choker.

Yeah. God you both is going out on win slow. I know it's not your fault man, but why did they go? Let me have my final round. I'm dying. You're living The best part All right Michael transportation any form of transportation Put it in gear Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. around six minutes to thirty-five seconds. Michael Winthrop starts blacking it up again with some hip hop. He turns around and then it gives him a fucking... The West Harrison shoots him in the back of the head with a fake gun. He didn't like him. No.

Wes Harrison did not like Michael Winthrop. Because Michael also was blown him out of the water. He had a play again on that. That was so good. Ladies and gentlemen, Michaelinslow and Wes Harrison He didn't like it He did not enjoy that crossover now dude There's a back there. I bet it's great is all that stuff the TV was so

Performance cheesy back then that in the back that bet there was where he says some before he goes I don't want to go on with the young kid like why do you have us in the same show he goes ah we're doing a We're doing a guys who make the noise guys he goes here best different he goes that's no one care He goes oh you know a west do the show or don't then what are you gonna do works? We're pulling the trigger in five minutes here. So I go up. Oh fuck you fuck. I need my sad card Piece of shit. Let's take our final break And then we have more probably gay news Oh fuck you fuck I need my sad card pieces shit Let's take our final break and then we have more probably gay news Hopefully I'm sure a tan time sure I have to put

Do you gotta go now? I want to go make and give me the reads I know that okay Hold on. Oh, that wasn't a noise, that was real. Now, then you thought it was real, but it was me making the noise right behind your pants. And it was easy for the fake because you have restless anal sense. No, you're running a business, HR issues can kill you. Oh! Wrongful termination suits I was a presser gonna do the whole time by the way doing commercials robin Williams actually would be the funniest thing Oh, it goes and everything that's not as you said that's a lot of money. I can be your shaker daddy

No get out of here. No, that was spirit dedicated HR manager. I'm so dedicated to you You're the one that I love I dedicate everything I want you over his $99 a month. Oh one cool. Hey. Oh a yard of money. Yes Oh look at me I got $70,000 a year Maybe you can change HR from your biggest liability to your biggest strength boy. You're so strong up there Hey, man, you know I'll be stronger today. I'll be more. Yeah.

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