The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Be Honest (feat. Sean Donnelly)

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

Shannon Lee from Gas Digital breaks Bobby's heart and Sean Donnelly learns about sexist MMA fighters.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bond Fire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Sorry, sorry I took so long everybody I was drinking in the pageantry of God's Man. One of my favorite live bands.

Well I just uh, one of my famous friends who hate you now. No he's, I thought he might have but we're good. But you, you ignore them, which I get can happen with the celebrity because you don't really know what to say to them. I had to talk normal to them. But you were reading me from those texts, or just kind of half humming out loud. Yeah. Was very like, he was like, I'm worried about you.

Please answer me. He's not. You're like, I'm all good, dude. Well, we're gonna, maybe someday have him in studio. Yeah. Maybe have them in studio. Well now that we're a place to break Metal Acts. We break big Metal Acts. Tomorrow, right here at the Bonfire Faction Talk Series 6M,

103, Robert Kelly, Big J. Ocarson. Tomorrow we have our friend Rob Dukes in Generation Kill coming in the play. I feel like when Generation Kill starts playing, now this place is gonna start crawling with Pussy, right? Cause that's kinda music Pussy likes. Yeah, if there's one thing I know, Pussy likes. It's death metal.

If you're a four foot two and a little chubby, little, come down to Marl, cause we have the thing that makes you a Pussy wet. Are we led to let Fat pretty fat girls into the studio Jacob. Can we let pretty pretty fat girls in the studio tomorrow? Yes, we can I've checked. Yes. Yes. Come on down if you if you're a pretty fat girl who wants to sit on generation kill Meet outside with ID at 4 30 4 at 4 30.

4 30. 4 30. 4 30 meet outside and we're talking fat. Don't think round fat. You could have one boob that's small and one boob that's fat. No, yeah. You could be fat at any party of body. Listen, this is all redundant. Yeah.

If you're a girl who wants to come down here and watch death metal In a studio at series XM show up Bobby. Don't worry. They'll be fat and misshapen boobed Yeah, we want some defects. You have one hand. That's not quite like the other dude Classically smoking hot chicks get all the benefits all the time. Yeah I mean I want Christine to be mean to them too goes there's a weight limit at this party Christine's been dying to say it back to somebody it was only yelled at her there's a weight limit at this party this generation kill yeah yeah that's Duke's all right oh man yeah you know a seas Caddix how fucking what? I'm a generous lover

generous lover I never touch your butt how I last you ask Love I just shit my pants. I just shit my pants Christ is Lord honor your parents God, Pat! Christ is Lord, honor your parents! Yeah, so tomorrow's your... I'm gonna go back to college! And take a few classes! It's never too late to put yourself!

Yeah, if you're, if you're, if you go to hit with a golf ball in the middle of your head and all the hair went gray, like a skunk, come on down. Yeah, yeah. Or if you're, if you go to hit with a golf ball in the middle of your head and all the hair went gray, yeah, like a skunk. Come on down. Yeah. Or if you saw a poltergeist or anything that really turned your hair freaky and weird. If you have like an ear, like a wrestler, if you have hairy armpits, though, stay home, not wanted.

You know what? Come down. Okay. I'm only 50%. Bobby gets a half vote too. So it's what's in the middle. I say it goes Bobby's direction. Come come down. Okay, I'm only 50%. Bobby gets a half vote too. So it's, what's in the middle? I say it goes Bobby's direction. Come on down.

Come down with your hair. You have to braid them. You have to look at least present them. Oh, Bobby, my pink drink. I'm a pro. We have a lot of liquids around me right now. I'm very liquid. Oh, Bobby, I'm going to spit up my pink drink.

Can we keep saying that? I have Harry Cass. Yeah, 4 30 tomorrow, 4.30 pm, 49th street. Yeah. And 6.7 in front of 1.221 Avenue of the Americas. We'll be outside. Jacob is as most vulnerable between the hours of 3.4 pm.

I do like naked vagina. I know you do, buddy. Jacob, now get your perv, you head out of your ass because I'm gonna tell you this. I don't know if we're gonna get naked anything. I'm just saying what death metal might do to these fat chicks? I don't know if serious is ready for. I'm glad these windows are fogged because it's gonna be Howard Stern 1994 in this place, I think. Yeah. When these, oh my god, I hope they're dressed scantily too. So everyone's like, bleh. Yeah, like like fish nets. Yeah, I went the rest of the place to be like,

what the fuck's happening in there? I go, you wouldn't get it. Yeah, it looks like fish nets, but it looks like a fishing boat actually caught something. A successful catch. I had to cut myself out of a net to get here. They were trying to take me off shore. Yeah, Peter is yelling at us because they released that manatee.

Although that said, we're pretty sure the drummer is now engaged to Shannon from guest digital. Why? No, they're not engaged. Oh, okay. Are they dating? They really aren't even talking. Well, that's a good, I mean, he's, he's a pretty in shape.

They talk every day. It's a good match. mean, he's, he's a pretty in shape. They talk every day. It's a good match. She's intimidated by him. His, Christina, am I right? We talked about this to us. She's intimidated by his look. She thinks he's like, he's good. So he's very good looking, but Shannon's hot.

She's hot. She's, that's, that's her type. That's a hundred percent of her type. Let me tell you something. We did, we have him on the SDR show. You have no idea how much her type. That's 100% her type. Let me taste something. We have them on the SDR show. You have no idea how much her type he is. He even down the court, he owns cats, which is the thing that she loves cats.

You know, her weird thing about guys from jail. He spent time in jail. Like when he was younger, he spent time in jail. Like there was like 11 months or something. Like a time that I just call substantial. What was Luke calling them, the whole show?'s like 11 months or something, like a time that I call substantial. What was Luke on them the whole show? We call him Brian or something. Eric?

Eric. Hey, you call him Eric. Yeah, we'll call him Eric. We'll call him Eddie. Yeah, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, you call him Eddie, but his name's Robert, he was answering to Eddie. It's just so funny. Bum me out, I was like, damn dude.

And I knew that I've stood out, I've had it around before and called him Rob but But yeah, but he's uh I'm working his way in the shenan's heart. I guess his only negative is that he isn't currently incarcerated Yeah, he was she would be all over him. She would be all over him, but she thinks he's too great Well, I don't get this she likes guys in jail currently No, not necessarily. She likes, she just likes that kind of guy.

She has a guy who's been like a, like used to be rough. Now he's not, but he still looks it. Right. But he's like a turned around guy now. Yeah. And like that's what Rob actually is. Eddie. Former bad boy.

She wants a former bad boy. She wants a former bad boy. She wants a former bad boy, but who still has to look and still might have to fucking get loose and kick a little ass if they go out to a restaurant. I'll tell you that. I mean, I've known her since the beginning. She's never ever. She hooked up with nobody in this world at all. Do you know where she's from, right?

The stat. What? Staten on. Staten on, but she. Yeah, But she, she came on my show. She grew up on top of a landfill because she's trash garbage. Understood, Bobby, I get your point. But she was, she was a fan of YKWD back in the day. Yeah, a fan of all of us. And then she came on the show. Oh, really? And then she called me for advice about doing a show, a podcast.

She did a podcast first. And then she got into gas digital. This was before gas digital. She was the producer of SDR show before gas, right? But that was before SDR, before that she was on. For SDR for sure. YKWD, and I thought she was kind of hot. We who we we then she never

but everybody hit on Shannon yeah but I'm like for everybody if you're describing what she likes I mean I'm pretty much that you're not I'm not gonna know she likes Christine let me see right now I'm Christine how dare you what did she do did she hurt you Bobby because what she does dude she looked at me like like I just did a magic trick and it wasn't that good. Yeah, she's a ball squeezer of a bitch. I'm telling you, wow.

She does have to take your confidence to a new low. Okay, Christine, maybe not now, but back then, I was a recovered fucking bad boy. Yeah, but I don't think you have to be yoked. You have to be yoked. Mama, I mean, I wasn't yoked, but I wasn't, I wasn't shaked. No, I know, I know. I know there's hot Bobby, but this guy's like the right.

Treat me like I'm fucking. No, hang on, Bobby, let me tell you though, you're talking, you were built, like, I would say Justin's like yoked, Justin Silver, that's not what she means. Okay. She doesn't give a fuck about Justin's body. She wants yoked. She would't give a fuck about Justin's body. She wants yo she would rather

Like believe it or not like she would rather my body than Justin's body because of my size This is from her mouth. You gave me a choice. You said believe it or not and I said I don't believe it Right, I mean he did give me a choice. We all heard it. He's not even not I said I don't but I'm telling you what she The sacrifice she would make is more like size than anything else. And she went, she doesn't have a, but if you're a big muscle, like the rock is it like her thing? She wants to go bodybuild her. It's a big boy. I guess he's the complete Shannon package. I can't think of a thing that's that's wrong for her about this guy. I know that we need to fall in love

He's a rocker. He's a rocker. He's jacked jacked. He's a ex bad boy. Can you Expand over the heart of gold now. Yeah, there's a good guy too real. I mean he's good looking. Yeah, he's a good wow He's good looking Christine would gargle his nuts. We have her in tomorrow so she could watch him Yeah, we could Jesus look at this He's good looking. Christine would gargle his nuts. Should we have her in tomorrow? So she could watch him. Yeah. We could. Jesus. Look at that. Well, describe what we're looking at.

No, I can't even do it. I will. God will have to describe this. I'm going to take over the context of the show right now. OK, please, because I'm panting over here. Ladies and gentlemen, we are looking at Eric Bob Rob. Rob. Eric Rob.

We're looking at his Instagram right now. He is thinking, he is a metal drummer for the band Generation Kill. And he is shirtless on the drum kit with I can only say one, two, three, four, eight pack, an eight pack. I mean, shredded. He's got action figures. Of course, figure cuts. And he looks like John Cena.

He's sitting down. But in shape, and not weird, like a big midget. Dude, I'll never understand that a person, he's sitting down and no part of his body is folding over another part of his body. He looks impossible, but I'm looking at it. That's crazy. Sitting down, looking, look at, a perfect V.

Like he's standing up. That's crazy. Oh, look at him playing live and the lights are on, listening on his body. Right now he's playing live under black lights. And this is now, this is like, yeah. So he's still huge. And he's a great drummer.

He just needs to invite her to one of the shows. That's the move, of course. Watch him drum. From the side. From the side of the stage. Have her come in tomorrow. Let's make this happen. The moment it's not attraction,

she's like too attracted to him. It makes her nervous. Why? She better knock that off. She's not a spring chicken. Well, she's also... Well, that's not going to help her. I'm not going to help her confidence. But you're very good. You're pretty. And you're

a bingo. What do you got bingo at 8 o'clock? You old fucking sad. Hey Dusty eggs. Get over here and make a move. Well we had this. This rubs super hot but like so is Shannon. We had a like remind you Shannon's like the hot web box get your fucking Hey spooky twat get over here and talk to this drummer get Shannon on the horn Christine get old Verko's van on the in the thigh on the We gotta get her hooked up with this guy How old is she Shannon is 40 40, I want to say? No, she's not that old.

No. Me right there, but. I mean, she's not going to the door. I mean, she's not going to the door. Even Jacob, who's massively attracted to her, just kind of rolled his eyes when I said that like, each day, the days are cut, the clock's ticking. Grains in the hourglass, the two are almost done.

Yeah, I mean, she's definitely going to need a new knee or a hip very soon. I mean, she's definitely gonna need a new knee or a hip very soon. I mean, she just jogged a half marathon. So like, yeah, I mean, if she's in shape, she looks great. She looks great, but if they do have a kid that's coming out with a hair lip, what's that type of deformity? Only half.

Yeah, only half. Okay, you run a full one? I don't have to. Yeah, you're right, you don't have to she's trying to earn you you're right They ran a half marathon. Yeah, didn't he give me shit for running a mile who? Ralph yeah, why do you give you shit? I mean for singers only a mile maybe maybe somebody else Yeah, Ralph does a half marathon's all over the globe I think he's done a marathon before. This was Shannon's first time, right?

No, rest on a bunch. Yeah, they're half their half marathon. What was her, uh, what was her time? That's how you say, Jay, when you talk about marathon, 40 minutes past, that's how you say it. Did you know that 40 minutes past Ralph? Jay, yes. Did you know that?

Yes, you did. Yeah. Okay. How many lengths did he win by? Do you know what that means? Nothing I think of this kind of a race. No, that's a relay race That's with horses. I think that's with horses. She said I would love to get her on a phone and She's got a couple hours. I think she was great. She is a very pretty girl. I mean, is she Italian? What is she Puerto Rican black? What is she? She's got a bunch of Italian shit for sure. Yeah, she's Irish Italian and Dutch.

Wow, what a good combination. Percent as bodies, boomin. Is it? Yeah. Are those real? No. Mm-hmm. They're not, and that's not a flattering picture.

She's cute, she's adorable. I mean, she's definitely wifey material. Yeah. She's wife. She's adorable. I mean, she's definitely wifey material. Yeah, she's wifey material now someone should take Rouse head off and put Rob's head on there. Well, what someone should do really if it's not gonna be this rob fella at some point her and Ralph We're just gonna have to figure out that they're like that's it. You're just doing it like you got to get together Oh, I hope you two sad shits. She can't do that

Well, be with Ralph. No, well, he goes to bed at nine He's too tall. He's too tall. He's too tall. It's not good. Dude being a Ralph girlfriend man You better enjoy the daytime Because it's over at night. Why did you go to bed so early? Because he jogs at like five, and then he recovers afterwards, and then he makes himself every day. Hey, I mean, this is true.

Every day he makes himself, he cooks a gourmet lunch for himself and takes a picture of it and puts it out. And I mean, that's not true. I'm not, it's like, I swear it's like, with an avocado foam reduction on top of Lamb chops that are braised with and yeah, he calls you goes making cooking for myself for no reason He puts some hashtag on it because I make fun of them so much. I have to go on Facebook

He's on Facebook That's the only social media he uses my space and Facebook. Maybe it's on maybe it's on this right here. It's not on there. My face. Yeah, Facebook's for sure where he does it. Wow. Yeah, what a goob, right? I mean, it's great, by the way, at all, all looks delicious.

But he's like, you know, with a blabbed puree and I'm, hmm, hmm. But it's, that's, you better not erase these these I think he did no chance it's all cool shit oh it's right he's been in Hawaii it's don't worry the fucking we're there there we go what's that let me see today's fancy for no reason many Caprice salad bites so that's not even that crazy of a thing he cut little cherry tomatoes to make a twitch with big deal There you go Christine go down to the next one so we can read this dildo meal

Aren't they adorable? Yeah, I'm not gonna make one of the way we're off talks. He's just trying to fuck children all the time Arosta chicken for lunch other day took the half of the burden made the best chicken salad sandwich of my life today But no pick of that keep moving down best chicken salad sandwich of my life today, but no pick of that. Keep moving down. You put like pickled radishes in a salad. He's, he's to be a chef, right?

What the fuck? Here we go. Well, this was delicious. Today in Ralph makes fancy meals for no reason. A sort of salmon wellington. Just kind of winged it with spinach, shallots, mushrooms, and dill. Serve with a yogurt dill lemon sauce in a side-south and pickle onions tomato.

Now Ralph, I'll say this. I'm not judging the meals. That looks delicious. Right? It looks really good. It's just why is he doing this for himself? It's so lonely to do this for yourself. I think we should make sure that Shannon gets with him. Ralph. Ralph, yeah, forget about Rob. Listen, I live Rob for him, but if Rob and her don't work out because she's panicked at hell, handsome, he is,

she doesn't have to worry about that with Ralph. Are you sure Ralph and her aren't already hooking up? For sure. They're not. They just do a lot, they're like an old married couple and they don't have sex. No, that for sure they're hooking up for sure they're not they just do a lot they're like an old married couple and don't have sex no that for sure that's pretty much being married yeah like an actual old married couple that's a me you jay gone if it makes sense if they started to wherever it sort of happened I do think it would be kept quiet for a while but like I don't think it is at all it really isn't

their thing it's just there's nothing relationship well for some good ralf city never hit on the one of his one of ralf's best friends is jenna for espasito and she was like in her day so hot and he's just like yeah that was just never our thing really oh he made air fryer steak with crispy onion oil and cauliflower autochoking garlic fritters with sarach i mean what a, what a jerk off, am I right? I mean, it's delicious looking, but what an asshole. He's living like a widower.

For the rest of my life, I'll make your favorite meals. I mean, it really is. Oh, honey, I've learned that's delightful. I've had to learn how to cook since you've been gone. I fucking hate this. Oh, here you go. Went on the bonfire with Big jokes and Robert Kelly along with Rob Duke's and Rob Yoles then came home to make a healthy dinner and he shows you his little steak he made. Is this what he does instead of like killing people? Yes. Yeah, so glad I knew this world. Never ever document your sadness. It's, I mean, it really is just,

ran eight meals, ran eight miles, then made a miso glaze salmon over a green salad with truffle vinegar and homemade spicy pickles on the side. And it was amazing. I mean, fuck and put a gun in your mouth, Ralph. We'll find a woman. I think you'll find a woman. You'll find a woman.

That looks good though, whatever that is. I'll tell you what it is. It's right rice with shrimp and a creole sauce for lunch. What? Who makes creole sauce for themselves for lunch? You don't reuse creole sauce. It's only for this meal. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I mean, this is. I mean, this is the lonely shit I've ever seen. I mean, this is the lonely shit I've ever seen. Didn't Anthony Bonet, born dayourdain do this before you hung himself? That's exactly right. Yeah, and he fucked hot chicks too. Raffox bloody hot chicks.

Wow. That's not his problem. I will say, oh, give a plug though, too. And was the address Christine's at 69th, and something good sugar. He opened up his vegan restaurant, so he checked it out. Raff.

Raffan is a hulking. He opened up a restaurant. He had to, what do you call call it a grab and go kind of place? Yeah, and it's all healthy. But it's all vegan, all healthy, but like good. Is this the place? Yeah, good sugar. Yeah, check it out. This has nothing to do with the fact that he cooks for himself like a jerk off. What is that logo? Is that what's your name's mouth? Who? Oh, what is that? Smoothies bowls. Okay. Cold pressed juices. Shots. Where's the food? Let's see what their food is. I don't want to see the soups, Christine. We hold people. I love a nice vegan soup. What's your favorite

soup? The butternut squash. Oh, my favorite soup of all time? No, I don't. Yes. What's your favorite soup? Currently? I mean, it's a funny, I have a different differentiator for this. Favorite soup?

What decade? I am a big soup guy. My soups have changed over the years. My soups have changed too. I am a big soup guy. I love a soup. What was your favorite soup before you got soups? I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it.

I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it.

I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it.

I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I love a nice hot tomato with cheese and a nice piece of bread. But with grilled cheese. Yeah, like a creamy tomato, though. Not like a creamy tomato. But you're putting something in.

Yeah, I like bread or some sour cream. Yeah, a little bread. Yeah. Okay. No, but I like a soup like my favorite. Have it a soup that you're just, have it your favorite broth soup. I would have to say I mean it would have to just be chicken and vegetable really a good chicken vegetable soup

I mean Jesus Christ man. There's a place car mines by me car mines deli only open till four and they shut the fuck down That's how good they are and he makes a chicken vegetable soup That is fresh homemade with some pommajan cheese, grated. When me and Soda did that cooking show episode with that guy? Who hated us? Bert? No, no, no, it was a thing for Marvel. Thank you, look, thank you.

It was for Marvel. And we had to make a pressure cooker. We made a pressure cooker Italian wedding soup, which I don't like. I don't like wet meat and soup, I think it's weird. But we made these this Italian wedding soup in a pressure, it was the most delicious thing. He hated us, he made it despite everything,

but it was so good when it was done. Why did he hate you? Because we just didn't take anything seriously. Yeah, it was a comedy thing and he's just like, he barely laughed and me and Dan just kept going. Oh, look at that, there you go, great, cheese, that looks good. Extremely hot. Yeah.

In the Marvel universe, and with Punisher specifically, it's all about team-ups, you know? It's like beef and veggies, it's like broth. How did you guys meet speaking of super-team? Oh, don't, don't, it's too painful. Turn it off. Can I just watch one more second of it? I want to hear you're a fucking Answer I want to hear you guys giving you well oversoop Fuck both of you please put it on no one do you guys broke up? No one I'm sitting in this chair

Put it I have to hear your answer. Just let me hear the answer. No chicken broth and meat bones. Okay, at least that's funny. No, we met through comedy. And then, Jay's girlfriend was like, you guys need to do a podcast or a radio show. We didn't even think about it. We was like hanging out.

And then we started recording ourselves, just hanging out at Dan's house. And then just it was packaged together and pitched to a series XM and here we are eating soup hang on this is oh you guys set it together fuck both here guess what guess what and there you go damn you know what it looks like Dan must let it slip out in that thing and I'm leaving I hate to say this guys But it really seems like the last time I'm having soup with this chubby guy ever

It looks like ultimately in the end. I got Jade Bobby, probably if you would please. It's by far one of my favorite things, 19 years. A T-shirt cannon shoots into the air, then becomes a missile with the late reaction explosion. Wow, my holy god, this is gonna be happening. Completely to my standards, I asked for it. Look at Ralph, what is he making here? He's showing you, he's making so, so successful.

He's making a slow grave for a middle-aged dude. This guy, I mean, what? He has the overhang and and camera he bought the fucking overhead tripod for his phone this is oh he did a fall he's doing the shoot afterwards yeah he's doing effects on the on the show he has a logo quarantine cuisine is now he had a little fun doing the quarantine well you got to get everybody gets a pass during quarantine Yeah, I mean he can't even he has all the forks and knives and he's just tensed in the shot instead of the whole meal

Look at his shakers Look he takes his things out of the shakers you buy and puts him in other shakers No, no, no, look at the half the fucking chicken is in the shot like you buy and put some in other shakers. That's true. Put him on shakers. Fuck him. No one had him. Look at the half the fucking chicken is in the shot. Like he said to him. It's Tuna. He said to the camera. The camera's not even like cropped it in right.

Yeah, Ralph, you dumb asshole. He's got the air fryer in. I can barely see your stupid jalapenos. It looks delicious. This song is royalty-free, douchebag music. But he won't make it for that as hilarious. I know because I use it all the time. He won't, uh...

He won't, what? He won't cook for a woman like that. That's crazy. Well, you need a woman to cook for them like that. No, but he'll judge your fucking cooking. He's like a... he's like a food. He's a knob. He's a knob.

Yeah, I just knob. Raph's a knob. It's all right. Yeah, he does half marathon's in Hawaii with a platonic friend. Why is he not getting the meal? Why is he not framing this in correctly? This infuriates.

Because that's not what Farts is about, which is food and ralfey time Farts That's like when people do videos and they look at themselves and they look blind in their videos Keep the camera keep it mine. This is doing quarantine So this is probably what kept those knives out of Ralph's own mouth Like he had to do something to kill. Because again, he doesn't have,

he didn't have a girlfriend. So especially the weeks where like nobody was going outside, like Ralph just sat there. Just sat there. One of these episodes, it was just his blood dripping on the chicken like a sauce from his wrists. Cuts his hand, doesn't change his face at all. It cuts himself bad.

Let's eat. Yeah, I mean good for him. I mean he doesn't have a cook. Son of a bitch knows how to cook. I wonder who taught him. I'll tell you who taught him time alone. YouTube videos and nothing but alone time. Yeah.

Christine puts shallots in shit and I think she just does it because it makes her feel like she's doing something like fancy cooking. I like shallots. Yeah, it's an onion, right? Mm-hmm, yeah. It's a fancy onion. It's a fancy onion. Is a shout out onion?

It is, right? Yeah, it's a fancy onion. Well, I like fancy onions. I like a little, a little green onion. Look at him. Oh, look at him putting his reduction on top of it. Oh, I want to kick it right in his fat sack. I really do. I want to break all his forks.

Yeah, and then he he wants to fuck 25 year olds and then he goes to bed at 930 and goes, don't steal my things. 930. Why does he go to bed at 930? He's just tired. He just starts. He just starts at like five. For what? Just jogging. Just gonna go jog so he can go home and Show you on Facebook his route and how fast he did today He's got a jogger in the winter though. He shuts it down in the cold, right? Nope No, I mean less it's like probably the conditions are too bad and he can't but like well Say what that borscht looks good though, huh? Everything looks good the The son of a

bitch can cook. Well he has a restaurant now. Well none of that is there. None of that's there. It's all gone. I don't know. It would be great for Ralph's over there cooking. Hey guys. Got one call from the bar before you. That's so fun of that Shannon doesn't want that. It seems like a nice guy. Who Ralph? He's a nice guy, but she's also seen behind the curtain too much. What? Just Ralph, just like the life. It's like, I don't know if that's what she wants to.

I don't know those guys would do good sharing time together. It would almost have to be a marriage like they should just get married for the sake of not being alone, but most of the time will be in separate rooms. Do you know what I mean? Unless they fall asleep watching a movie in the most platonic setting ever with like their face in a popcorn bowl. That's just sad. They won't fuck each other.

Shannon's pussy, I mean, has to be. I mean, just the noise it must make when you open it, like you're really breaking a seal. And you know, I mean, like you're opening an envelope with your finger. Like the arc of the covenant. Little tiny tornadoes around the edges of it. Tiny tornadoes. She get back. Beatles, little Beatles, Egyptian Beatles come out of her ass. She's in backspack recordings. I don't know if the timing's going to work, but she might have like five minutes towards the end of the show

I love show. Do you think that she's Well, she has to have she sleeps she's with people, right? Shannon. Yeah, she's she has a lot of front of her. She has sex and stuff. Oh, no, no sex. What no sex? She's right now five years Five years with her vagina hasn't been open before that was five years That was seven almost what's it seven years before? Maybe four I almost want a divorce Dawn and go for it. See you know, I mean just to see it Why would you divorce Dawn cuz she sounds like this? We should play this every time somebody has a bomb in the show. Oh, I just have real snores of Dolan.

You got snored by Dolan. Christine, I'm sorry. Now for an fairness, I have to record you snoring. So you never know whether it's Dolan or when we play it over someone's boring story. This happened the other night. I went to bed at 10 o'clock. I think it was. What night was it Sunday? Sunday, Sunday, Sunday night. You were destroyed over what the Eagles had done. Which by the way, you have to eat some hot shit. Why? Remember, my team did win the game. All right.

You have to eat some hot shit. All right. I didn't have to put the pot would fucking make you not remember. But okay. Apparently the mushrooms weren't that good. They were great. They made you really, it made me think no matter what, I'm going to eat that hot shit with you, Bobby. Christine, did you see that interview?

Who's Sean? The guy who just won the belt Saturday night. Oh, yeah. And Christine fell asleep directly on that fight. You fell asleep on that fight? Yeah, we got a homebrew. He beat the shit out of Israel. Yeah, he changed his face.

I mean, dude, it was great. Beat the shit I wanted. But this guy... Yeah, and a press conference before the fight. If you guys, UFC fans, I'm a big UFC fan. I love the fights and you know at the end after the fights just to give context on UFC people who don't know. There's two two fighting championship be started in 1993. It was two fighters when they go in after and DC was there doing it because

Roga was in there gave the after fight interview in ring post fight in ring interview they both use the word that we're not supposed to use the F word sure F word S N words they called they want to the guys called the fans he was like come down you you think you tough come down here and get it you have F's right And the DZ was like what the F words, please F words You can't it was like oh my god. That's terrible. That's crazy You can't just say that on on the paper you get just call the fan base the F words. Oh, he pulled the microwave So phasing oh come on man come on and then it happened again the next guy who won

said it again said you again it was audio that yeah we have all you both we have audio of a both you got the audio bad capitalism no that's not that's Tom Papa Tom Papa Tom Papa not a character by the way that was just his thoughts that's he recording of Tom Papa the character you see as Tom that not a character by the way that was just his thoughts that's him recording of Tom Pop the character you see is Tom that's the character there's the character the guy you just heard is the real he's like dandy Lewis this guy but then the guy who won the belt who became the champion before the fight they I mean this guy's not saying he was calling he was gone uh uh the other guy James come on China China man because he's he's called a traitor because he has like a Chinese coach

of shit and I don't know dude it was pretty he's pretty sure he's very controversial very controversial but then they surfaced this video I thought it was post-fight but Jay actually called it it was a video that was before, and it was... Well, here, let's watch this. Oh, this guy. This is the first guy. So this guy just won his fight, kicked ass. And here's what they do.

They're in Australia. So they put all night long, especially to make the fights exciting. They're the smaller, lower level fights. To make them exciting, they make a guy from wherever versus a guy from Australia. There's enough fighters everywhere to like, so they just do that. And this guy beat the Australian. Yeah, beat the Australian. And he won. He's on paper view. It's a huge moment in his career. And this is what he says. I'm here with Charles Racky. Charles Charles how good did it feel to get your first you have the victory So great and so fuck all you faggot something the fucking crowd I mean

We'll get a security detail to get the American fighter out of here It is called 17,000 people the bunch of f words Australia That would that we're not not supposed to say and you know all those people have knives, no big knives, yeah, yeah, cuz I'll say what they don't even think this is a knife, that's a knife, yeah, it is it is it, yeah You're not a fucking warhead. So he's arguing with a guy in the audience. You're like two blade runners. Hey, listen, listen guys, listen, you serious listen.

Hey, I'm gonna fight you next. I'm gonna fight you next. And if you refuse again to fight me, or pull out two weeks of fight, I'm going to your city. I'm going to your academy. I'm gonna spot you there. I'm going to your city. I'm going to your cad me I'm gonna spot you there. I'm gonna focus part of the air. Hey, hey listen and no one

No one gonna do anything. You know why all your teammates is a bunch of faggot. I mean This is 1980s. This is the 80s. Jesus. I mean, he called his whole, all his teammates a bunch of F words. God damn it, that was great. I mean, that was a story though. At least he told the story. I respect his gangster dudes. This fucking go for it.

He was like, hey, hey, listen, listen, listen. I'm going to come to your academy and I'm going to. Okay. Okay, because the amount of the first guy Raki his was way funnier ultimately. His was way way he was calling out a live crowd. No, that's what so funny. So, but here's the also like his like I get some of the blowback like again I would

get the blowback of that thing, but this guy's, because he was talking to a dude, he's like, you and your whole team are. But also neither of them, and this is the truth. It's what sucks about it really. Is it neither of them mean any of that homophobic? Do you know what I mean? Well, it's not homophobic. They're not, they're not calling, like.

They're saying pussy, they're saying whatever, or whatever, just like that. They're using that word as guys used. Most guys, what's that Rogan's bit? Is the greatest bit. He goes, I've never called the gay guy that word. Of course. The only time I ever use that word is when I'm saying,

when I'm texting my friend Happy Birthday. Like the essence of why. We never use that word towards gay people. We only use it towards other guys Gay guys are so much funnier like Heini hounds and all this kind of there's so many great funny like a playful Jokey things about gay guys But you know you know you you probably know I'm probably sure it's written somewhere in the memo when you're gonna do a pay-per-view

that you shouldn't use that word. I'm not supporting that they should have the, although there's like, I mean, I don't know, I don't know where you stop it though, because like they curse constantly and they don't tear the mic so often that they don't censor that at all, they curse, or what? I think it that word.

The same way Jim senses us from saying it right now, we have to use the F word. Yeah, I'll tell you what, I'll be honest with you. I want to get away from it almost because I'm starting to feel like a real F word for not just saying it and treating everybody like children. It's so stupid.

I actually like using the F word. I like it better. Let me tell you something, we hit our first commercial break. I'm gonna scream it in the hallway. I'm gonna scream it in the hallway. But the, the, the,. But the these were bad. Everybody was swearing at the press conference.

Everybody was swearing. But at this guy, Sean Strickland had a video after about where women should be was one of the most epic videos. I've ever seen legendary. Should we pause that because you see up there, Bobby? Yeah. Shannon can call him now for five minutes. we'll take a commercial Jacob then we come back with Sean Donnelly Because Sean looks like a guy who believes a bitch should know her place. Do we have Shannon on the horn?

Shannon you're on the bonfire throw your log on the bonfire and pull up a chair. What's up girl? Yeah, do me a favor get some graham crack isn't cause I throw a marshmallow on it, have some s'mores around the bonfire. Shannon, you're on the bonfire, build your tent and set up your lean too. Okay, got it, all those things are done. Okay, you're on the bonfire. Shannon, you're on the bonfire, take a pee on the woods if you need to, but come back over here and share, cause we're warming up over here. Shannon, you're on the bonfire take a pee in the woods if you need to but come back over here Because we're warming up over here. Yeah, share your on the bonfire. We're all gearing up for the end of summer big dance over the main cabin

Your question Shannon we were calling the ask you I don't know if you're aware of this when you talk to your friend Rob from generation kill. They're coming on the they're coming on the show tomorrow I didn't know that. You did? They're gonna play live. Are you coming to watch? Are you coming?

No, no. Why? I feel like that's like a weird story thing for the Digest. No, no. You're our friend. You're our friend. It's not crazy you would be here. You're our friend.

They're a friend. You need to come down tomorrow. We want be here. You're a friend, you're a here, their friend, you need to come down tomorrow. We want you here. Great radio. I know. I know I would be a crazy person. It's not a crazy person. We look at, we know, I've, how long have I known you?

Forever. How long is Jay known you? For a long time, actually, we were trying to figure this out earlier uh... jay couple is not as quite as long i think that was my point now that's fair how long you know it's better shan where you a bobby kelly fan first of the kind of the whole group of

people because he said you were uh... and why kwd fan yes i think that i think that might be true it's maybe like twelve twelve years ago i think you know did you come on yk wd or something i just have guests in something i did i was on when you're doing a contest for interns

i've got a contest she was one of the contestants for interns here's what it more and i am this is the crap decisions bob cal makes over the years. I picked Deepu over Shannon. Hey, idiot. I mean, granted, he did make a tricaster out of an Xbox remote and full webcams and he used all his engineering,

genius, Indian, you know, I you know i mean pretty wild i mean dude he was a genius he really did make it so that we can have video is crazy dude crazy what he did but shannon was definitely a better choice i should have picked you i'm sorry for not picking you well you changed the whole course of my life because because you didn't pick me and get up a gas digital yeah she's being abused by Lewis on a daily basis. So, it's sort of your fault. If you're not part of the solution, Bobby, a lot of people see you're part of the problem.

Hey, can I ask you a question? She said, yeah. Will you be honest with me? Sure. Back in the day. Back in the day back in the day You know I love my wife. I love my wife to death. I love I love I love her. I love her. I love her Back in the day back in the day

When me and you first met right? Huh when you came in To be the intern I remember when you walked through the door, and I looked up and I was shocked. And you walked over and I saw you beautiful hair, and you beautiful mouth and eyes. And you came over and you were like,

hey, I'm here for the intern competition. Was there anything between me and you? Did you? Did you have anything for me? Shannon, I want you to be honest. I want you to be honest. There is on, honestly, it was I was a fan of yours But Hang on Jay I don't think I don't think she heard me guys Listen guys the music was playing shut the music down Let me ask you straight out because I think

Back in high school. Jay I know you're gonna get double-done don't do school. J.J. I know. You're gonna get double-dunked on, dude. It never happens. I just don't think she heard me, J. There's a lot going on in the studio. I'm saying back then was there a physical thing

because I'm kind of back then you type a little ex-bad boy. You know what I mean? And here I am being my think, hang on J. I'm gonna call it some self-in-ex bad boy. Well, you know what other people say it. Me, I'm sort of with the call on X bad boy. You can say an X con.

You can say an X criminal. I could say X fatty, for sure. X fatty is fine, but X bad boy. I'd say what you're not an X dildo. You're a current dildo in an X bad boy. I just got just got you oh you know it sounds like Bobby just got Jade Shannon hold on one second. Yeah Shannon if you was please Thank you, sir. Sorry, I heard Bobby's got J. I just got J

Shannon I'm just asking because I think you missed understanding I don't know. Thank you, Sean. Sorry. Bobby's got J. I just got J. Shannon. I'm just asking again because I think you missed something. Were you into ex bad boy Bobby? Oh my god. This feels like a brief. Did you read this thing? Was there anything? Read this note again.

Was there anything? Read it again and read this note when you circled. Was there anything? Shannon, was there anything? That it again and re-certain when you circled. Was there anything? Shannon, was there anything? That's the right note wrong, please. I see you circled, no, you must have read that wrong. I'm gonna let you dance with that again for a couple minutes. Was Shannon.

Now, there doesn't matter now. It doesn't matter. You can be honest. Please be honest. Please be honest, Shannon, because it doesn't matter now. What was there anything? Was there something between us? Were you like, you know, trying to,

would you have, would you have hooked up? Can I just say first? I don't think it's, you know, like all girls like love Matt Rice because he's so hot, but, you know, maybe not because of his comedy. Okay. I feel like I really enjoy you because of your comedy and I wasn't side-tracked

to Oh, I don't know. Damn, I live in them. Damn, I live in them. Of course they are. I can't. I can't surprise you. You feel your hair?

I can't feel my hair. I can't feel my legs, Jay. I can't feel you're going to get your heart broken by shanning. I can't see any of that. Jay doesn't like any of you people. I didn't know I'd see any of that part. Shannon does like any of you people. I can't feel my spine, Jay. Of course you couldn't. I thought she was gonna give, like,

well listen, hear me out. A different time, a different place, a blah, blah, blah, maybe even younger, Bobby, even younger than that, Bobby. I was attracted to. She goes, no, I think you're missing what I'm saying, Bobby. You're so funny, I was able to she goes no I think you're missing what I'm saying Bobby You're so funny. I was able to get past the fact that looking at you makes me upset

You know The fuck the gorgeous Matt right? Yeah, I feel as for you at all You are really funny because you are not anything that I want to look at besides that I mean you know Shannon when I said Be honest you didn't have to do you did better, when I said, be honest, you didn't have to be. You did beg her to though. I did beg her to, but you didn't, yes. I also didn't, I don't want you to like use it against me tomorrow when Rob is in the studio. No, I, but beyond me, I really gotta say this to you.

Honestly good, I know Rob, aka Eric Eddie. You need to stop because he stopped. You need to come in tomorrow. You guys make a fantastic couple. He's cool. pussy footing around You're a beautiful girl everybody knows it. You should be with somebody, you know, and like Jay said your eggs are dying and You need to get in there Okay, because your intesitual shriveled like psilocybin mushrooms. Yeah. Yeah, pussy's not like wine. It's like chicken It goes bad on the counter. Yeah You're gonna be cross contaminating that shit pretty soon you understand yeah pretty soon your pussy is gonna give people botulism yeah you could definitely say something shannon as a guy who I think you would be who is definitely not your

type I am the the best perspective on this i know this guy is perfect for you i i i feel you to would make a great couple yep i would like you to be happy i think you should pursue this you know i've probably said be aggressive about this yeah you know shannon dare i say shannon because if it's not this guy at the rate you operate you're going to just have to be with Ralph. Like you guys are going to get a place together and just be old people and like send share your money so you can like have things in life like, you know, backyard.

Yeah, to stand islands. Yeah. You really want to smoke salmon on a Wednesday? Oh, yeah, we were really shitting on Ralph. Not the cooking cooking looks fantastic yeah but how lonely it reads Shannon that he cooks fancy meals for himself with one you sauces it's it's ass-nine and it's lonely and if it doesn't work out with this guy Rob Shannon you just got to move in with Ralph and you guys got to get a place up north so those are your options you come in tomorrow make this happen or you live with the Jewish Frankenstein and make sauces every day. And you guys can have fucking stupid lunches that involve Creole sauce. You can have it. Creole sauce.

Oh, what a kick in with his nuts. Okay, I do, I really have to run, but I'm just going to respond. By the way, thank you, Jacob, those are so sweet of you. And everybody else, but I feel like the way to make this possibly happen if it's gonna happen is not to like stalk him he told me he was gonna be on the bonfire but didn't say oh you should come here he called me he called me and he said I'm he's too shy to ask you that's a lot

you have to run okay well you know before you go let me just say of course listen to the thing is podcast and shen and just one more time before you go, let me just say of course listen to the thing as podcast and Shannon just one more time before you go You there's no point of Bobby's life ever where you want to sleep with him, right? I mean, Jay I don't need this. I really don't need this. I mean of course she's lying There's no there was no point ever the Bobby and his hottest to his least hot to now back to hot None of that is your thing. I just want to clear it, make clear that up. Okay, she has to run. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait So I'll be your friend

And I'll be your lover Cause I know in your heart we'll be We don't have to be one. Oh, the other. Oh, yeah. We could be both to each other. Damn, man. Shannon, hammered a stake in your heart. I mean, dear.

Why? You didn't see that coming. You thought she'd go along, even with for the idea of like, well, it's my friend Bobby, so let me say, oh yeah, back in the day, it doesn't matter anymore. You couldn't have prepped her with it doesn't matter anymore. Molly, you're gonna act on or anything. Just give me a little thing that you could, that back in the day, you would have let me fucking hit it.

And man, she, she doubled down, she reiterated. Here's where I messed up. Here's where I messed up. Yeah. Make me hot, little one. Here's where I messed up. OK. I told her to be honest.

Yeah. That's where I messed up. I should have gave her the out. I was crazy. And I was like, no, be honest. I want you to be honest. Yeah. I said, you know, I should have stressed honest.

I should have said said hey, did you have a question me and live you need to? Yeah, first thing she said was like, uh, she was like, nah, not real. And then Bobby goes, and then Bobby goes, he asked her, no, no, he's like, like, give, he asked to get he's like, no, no, he probably didn't hear me. Let's go back back then. Like when we first met, when we first met, he should have given her, by the way, he should have given her more wiggle room on what Bobby she wants to choose. He said, specifically, when you first came into our lives,

were you interested in me? And I would have been like, but you've seen pictures and video of Bobby from years before, I would have just said, at any point of my life, would I have been the kind of bad boy He said when we met and then when she said back and then I'm gonna introduce our guest because it's a goody She said back was well here's the thing you know Matt rife a lot of people like him And a lot of people don't even know what is comedy or if it's that funny or not they're just so attracted to him Yeah, she goes I thought you were so funny because I wasn't distracted by looking at you at all.

And I think she felt like she was saving it. What, but you know what, what if she met comedy seller headshot, Robert Kelly? Somebody just said, Exactly. Somebody give contacts and describe my face right now. It doesn't look happy. Everybody you know that voice and you love him, everyone. It's our good friend Sean Donnelly, his new podcast, brand new jerk,

available wherever you listen to podcasts. Are you a UFC fan? I really like it and I follow it on my clips on my phone and I watch it whenever I can, but I'm not like deep, deep cut. But I know about Sean Strickland, I see him. I know about that. I know about you. Do you have a girlfriend? I do, but I'm not like deep, deep cut. But I know about Sean Strickland, I see him. I mean, I know about you. I know about you said.

Do you have a girlfriend? I do, yeah. Are you serious? Yes. No, do you believe she should be in the kitchen? Is that what you said? You're old, Ira. You still hit her, right?

You make them flinch at least, right? You should have bitched with what I have to. You have the goon hand when she's out of line, right? She has to drop it all the time. Absolutely. Come home drunk. Yeah, so iton hand when she's out alive. Right. She's just too drunk all the time. Absolutely. Come home drunk. Yeah, so it's more of her mouth towards some kind of international highlight

or something. Hahaha. Why, what did he say? I know he's had a bunch of stuff. I watch this video. I was more, more than he say, he's preaching the word. It's what a lot of people would say. I mean, he's preaching the gospel.

But you should say, pimp's up, hose down. Yeah. And, uh, and Dante Nero would actually carry this guy to the room and a shoulders. I hate to be a hack, but there I say Sean Strickland says it while we're all beginning. Well, can we listen to it? It's, it's pretty epic rant.

Guess what looks he's supposed to have an accent. He doesn't. Man, Americans, we need to go back to like taking women out of the workforce. And maybe that's and maybe that is where we maybe that's where we fucked up you guys. We let women bow no offense. But No offense Christian. Hey, God, Kristian.

Is this real? All right, listen, like a real guy. I got stop. I don't. Real. He's the champ, the middleweight champion of the world. Kristian, if we could do this little game right now. I bet he beats up his girlfriend's too.

If we could do this game with you right now, if you can try to make it through this video without throwing something, without making a face or shaking your head, no, or being angry. Let's see if you can do it. Oh, don't make it. But no one on the inside. Let me take some.

I disagree. Let me take some. On the outside, on the outside on the outside I can tell you places where I disagree with this guy, but on the inside Sure, I'm not here Can you I hear this guy? Can you rewind it just a little bit? Yeah, that awesome part again America christian financial contribution to the house would be much more made up with fresh bread every day

This financial contribution to the house would be much more made up with fresh bread every day This is gonna be good. I don't know how to make bread I don't know how to make you'll have plenty of time when you're out of the workforce and stopping voting for everything you dumb bitch Constantly out there voting Every local election this girl won't stay out of the polls I've never never did a chick who voted. I know what you're talking about. You made a game in the right, but you didn't give him the legs. I never felt that pride of wearing a sticker all day.

Let people know it's okay. I voted last election. I was like, I'm gonna go vote. You're coming? She goes, nah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm fine. All right, let's hear this genius.

I mean, this guy. And Americans we need to go back to like taking women out of the workforce. And maybe that's and maybe that is where we maybe that's where we fucked up you guys. We let women vote. No offense. But it would but let me tell you not to hold it and getting a lot of you know I already shook my head. I forgot. Now I right from here go. America prior to women voting. They try to ban alcohol. I don't even head. I forgot. Right from here, go. America prior to women voting. They tried to ban alcohol. I don't even drink, but I'm not trying to ban alcohol.

He doesn't drink. So what you do, man, you let these women come in the workforce. Now we make less money. You got kids raising themselves on fucking TikTok. We need to go back to like 1942. Greatest generation. Especially. The World War II. He wants Japanese and internment cash. like nineteen forty two eight the way they were

what's it japanese in the american you know what we went back a little too early you remember this you know this is he

realized when he said nineteen forty two he's thinking about i mean that's the holocaust so then he goes back to the nineteen twenty's where black people couldn't do a whole lot of anything. He's entering March shot territory. Remember March shot? We should have had a couple good ideas.

He went back on the shot with a little bit of sex. We can't go back a little too early. We should go back. 1776. We should go, remember we had plantations? What? Hey, dude. It's just that's fine. You know what's better, dude dude when you would just cut off the penises of your black slaves and let them do the work and you raise your family.

We just got to go back to a better time when things were like that. Remember when everybody had the name O Sullivan in the back. This guy does seem like a student of history. I gotta have a... It's a time where you could fuck your sister and everyone knew it's better when there's a original bond of love there. And then society comes in, being banged boom, that's weird. Kristian, can you start from the beginning again, please? This guy's arm hair of Conta Amount though does say he's got a lot of these ideas. He's test-offs, right?

He's got that test-offs. Those ideas come with that body and then arm hair. And that brow is definitely. He's got a five o'clock shadow and he just shaved. He's Homer Simpson. Yeah, for sure, dude. This guy he's got strong strong fucking thick face hair. He's got a lot of tea ready to do this American body. It also seems like a guy that would walk out. Shut up, Christine. A man's talking. Thank you, Jay. Thank men were talking. Oh my god. Oh now Okay, Christine have fun now Christine because in a half hour I get you all

Society's not gonna be able to stop you. Yeah, I'll be home working I have a zoom meeting also So then we're gonna heat up our microwave factor meals and call it a night. Somewhere in that I might hit you. I'm excited for the Sean Strickland podcast on Guest Digital. It's a new host of Real-Ass Podcasts. You bump slivers out. Who could take over? You keep playing it. Here we go. Listen to Americans, we need to go back to like taking women out of the workforce. And maybe that's what we, maybe that's what we fucked up you guys. We let women vote.

No offense. But it would, no offense. No offense. No offense. No offense. No offense. No offense. No offense.

No offense. No offense. No offense. No offense. No offense. No offense. No offense. No't like him Bobby. I know. I know. But see if you can get through it.

Just see. I invite this man over for dinner and I'd give him your factor meal. I give him your two. And I go in the other room and work. That's fine, but Sean's tricking a little bit out in the living room with me. Talkin' about what I like. Talkin' about some real ideas. I gotta say something right now, Christine, whenever you need to pull this rip cord, you can pull it.

Because this is gay fucking nuts. I can feel Christine. No, this guy is. He needs no offense to the men that are offended. He's not even thinking about the women. Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're offended. To be can't vote. Jay, Jay, can you tell your woman to push the button again, please?

Christine, hit play! My friends are here. Wait, do you guys want to start it from the beginning again? No, you keep starting it over. I keep telling you to make it a do it. Yeah, do it one more time. One more time. The city America. Because looks like I just got bobby'd. If you wouldn't mind Lou. When you talk about you can get it ready to get bobby'd. No, that's too long. I'll it's okay. Well, it's okay. I got me shut me down. Loose went.

I'm like, wasn't just the beginning of the metallic. That's all I was. But he was there. Just hit play. You know what? I got rejected by Shannon and Lou. I just got I just got Shannon. You get Shannon and Lou. We don't have anything for it for that. Now, I think it's fine. It turns out you did just get bobby's I'm liking it.

Fucking loo. Goddamnit. Pat yourself on the back. You got Bob each. You know how many people would be fucked if I just decided to stop working right now? We need it. I just decided to stop working right now. We need it I want I really want to say something we need to whenever you need to pull this rip cord Justine you need to pull it because we love you look at me. Kristine. I love you and you are awesome No, it's him. It's not you. It's not us. It's not him that think he thinks women should be putting the world

We don't agree with him. We love what you do. How would I be fucked if you stopped working? Jay please don't do this him. We love what you do. How would I be fucked if you stopped working? No, Jay, please don't do this. Don't do this. Just don't pass the point. I have. Let's play this game. You can dedicate your time to cooking and cleaning and hardcore fitness.

I would kill myself. There'd be no time. By the time you'd be killing yourself, you'd have to work out again. No, no, no, no. I mean, it's like he did. No. I mean, we just replace you as another woman.

No, Jay. Christine, I was going to another woman who will do what I command. Because the dog is really bad, please, because I can feel it. No, keep playing. Just guys that we're talking at the beginning. This guy is a piece of shit to some people. To some people. Well, to all, actually, there's another clip, but with him and those two, those two, like,

influencer guys, where he's just the, the NELK boys, whatever they're called, like, famous like famous yeah and he's calling them soft and he's like I have zero respect for you guys and he's on their show it's pretty bad that's really yeah let's finish this and then I go to that yeah yeah man Americans we need to go back to like taking women out of the workforce and maybe that's and maybe that is where we maybe that's where we fucked up you guys we let women bow no offense but offense. But let me tell you guys something. Think about America prior to women voting. They try to ban alcohol. I'm like a drink, but I'm not trying to ban alcohol.

They did ban alcohol. So what you did, man, you let these women come in the workforce. Now, we make less money. You got kids raising themselves on fucking TikTok. We need to go back to 1942, you know, especially we have to put your hand over your heart. The Germans, they put them to Hitler, Jacob 1942, dude, Hitler's year.

Wait, what do you say about the Germans? I can't rewind it. He said they were good people and they just had a different idea. They were like, he's strapping young men. He said the Nazis knew how to treat a lady. Yeah, hit me this guy good 1942 you know, especially we have to you know maybe 1958 after you fucked up the Germans We need to put women back in the kitchen well actually that went when we're playing baseball right because the men went away We need to put women back in the kitchen heating up microwave meals that are shipped to the apartment from Japan from Japan.

Gloria. The factor. Factor meals. We're doing the song. You can see it. Oh, it's a yeah.

We're taking back the soft. You can't do by you by you the white man

Marches. Oh, you're you. Oh, yeah, I'm a Jew. I can't do that. Women back in the kitchen, we need to take fucking only one man needs to be working. So I think as a collective man group we need to elect somebody that's gonna put women back in the kitchen. This is the biggest case for Raidelin. I've ever seen him. Oh my god, what a numbness. Or who we should be voting for.

I would love the president to tell Christina shut her mouth and cook for me. Even Trump would be like, this guy's out of his figure. Trump's laughing and he goes, I think he's talking about you. Did he go, I want to do that.

He only knows about politics by watching the purge movies. Man work in ways of rages and build a fucking wall. I'm going to go to therapy show. For what? Yeah. You want me to get a freshly diagnosed with awesome? I mean, it'll loosen him though to a podcast. Lewis is not a good podcast there. Oh my God, it'd be three minutes to show and then two guys shooting for each other's

legs over and over. That's good. I mean, so what's the other one? It's him versus the NELC boys. Oh, it's one of that over. It's two podcasters. Oh, it's not a toilet. it's hilarious. You should get therapy I thought about going to therapy. I don't know man. Do you have good parents? Did you know and touch you growing up?

Not me he just he's like you got good parents that didn't try to fuck you I think women should be in the kitchen I want to go on a big kid. Now, Christine, Christine, Christine, take that down. No. Take that post down. It's great. What a gem.

No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, take that down. That's too much. That's too much opinion. Too much opinion. Too much opinion. It's not even a gem. Christine, sarcasm is your thing.

Christine, you can write this. Listen, you can write what a gem you can make Christine Cohen Says what a gem and then put it then what every one of us says Yeah, and then I'll just reach read it without comment no no no no I think you say what a gem by Christine and then let me say what I want to say about it. Yeah, I go Where's the part two of this video? Anybody got a link to part two of this video. Anybody got a link to part two of this video? But what I say, where can I vote? Is there a button I can push?

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