The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Beach House Bob Pt 1 (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

Joe DeRosa is on hand to ridicule Bobby for an embarrassing MTV appearance years ago with Jim Breuer.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bond Fire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I didn't see Jay put his headphones on. That's a loose dog to the show. Let it play out. I'm getting in the zone right now.

It's warm. Red the beach. Yeah, we all have bikinis on. Joe DeRose is with us. Mmm, the great Joe the Rose though. Joe the Rose. The grammar see feeder this Saturday. Bang get your tickets now. It is a low. Low ticket warning everybody. Good morning. You gotta get them right now. Jump on it. Whatever you're doing, go get your tickets.

Christine's going. Are you really? Oh you are? Come on down. You're on the guest list. They come to the after party. Then I bought her 75 tickets. I bought this on a b****. I knew there was so big up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no for your tickets folks. Oh yeah folks. Joe's also gonna be the comedy mother ship January 19th and 20th for tickets and all. Tony's gonna joked a rose at dot com. You making that money dude. That's the shit. Yeah baby. That's a scratch dog. He teaches salary. No wait. Don't let Bobby do this dude. This is what he did

yesterday. And he fucked himself right into having to talk about this today. What's that? Turn it up. Turn it up. No no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Young Robert Kelly, are they doing MTV Spring Break together? You can't do this. We need to open the show. Come on. You did stand up at that, I forgot. Oh God, look how happy. Yeah, because I know it didn't go well.

This is the problem. I know, I fuck you, Rachel Maddow. I'm like you and your lesbian coat. That's a beautiful coat. It is if you're a woman in your 50s. No, no, that's a beautiful coat. You're dressed like you're gonna go shoot up a high school right now. If you're married to John F. Kennedy, it's a beautiful coat.

John, what's wrong with that? Did you get as great if you run Vogue magazine? The Devil Wears product? Have a bit data for the donations?ations. My Joe's code stinks. This is the get those puppies collection. That's pretty cool. Joey, you came on a good day. You came on a good day, can I say something?

Can I just say something real quick, Jay? Is that he came in, you got a little thing. You had a, hey. I didn't have a bad day. I had a good day. It Jay. Is that he came in? You got a little thing. What you had a day. I don't, I didn't have a bad day. I had a good day. It's just been a hectic day. But I walked out of the lobby of Series XM after I got here early.

I got my pass, all that stuff. And I walked out and I see the three of you, you and the two lose. And I'm like, oh, cool. And you're all laughing at me. And I'm like, okay, so here's where we're going to start today. So I'm on the, I love that you are, you don't understand why I'm on the defense. It's not my fault. Joe. It's not my fault. Listen, one second.

One second. One second. One second. One second. No, no. Let me show my microphone off. I will kill you. You look at me. You can't turn my microphone off. I don't think. One second. One second. One second. One second. One second. Just look at me. Joe. Look at me. Joe. Look at me. Joe. Look at me. Joe, look at me. I let you tell that story because I wanted to know what was wrong with your day and how started it off bad. I got that and I wanted you to finish your story but I want you to understand.

I don't like when you see, you ever see something sarcastic to your friend and you didn't realize the sarcasm when he just asked you that question, he's going to do this. Yeah. He doesn't want us to watch this video. It's not true. And he will hit you. Yeah. He doesn't want us to watch this video. It's not true. And he will hit you, he'll try to hit you with subjects to get you tall. He's trying to get us to not watch his bomb on the spring break.

So he'll be like, he's like, you know what I'm saying? Am I crazy? Did you meet a Paris Smith from EPMD? Like things Bobby would never give a shit about. I'm just saying, did you meet Paris Smith from EPMD? Who's, oh my God, elaborate please.

So you have your show this weekend of grandma's here, right? All right. And try to sell the tickets, right? Guess what the show is? Oh my god elaborate please so you have your show this weekend of grandma's he right Trying to sell the tickets right. Yeah, guess where the show isn't outside on a beach Speaking of which Watch the reason why the reason why when you were walking through the lobby I had said to the two lose I was like wow look at this chick and When I realized it was you I I was like, oh, God. Yeah. Oh, Lord, you have a code on. And that's a antique coat, right? What do they call those?

Christine, play the tape. A vintage. It's a vintage antique coat. He's getting you to the coat. He's not getting me. Trust me. I'm on this. I can't take coat. I just want to make fun of the things that he thought vintage with the word for vintage was antique.

Ah, okay. You know what I was so excited to start? I just want to make fun of the He thought vintage the word for vintage was Okay, you know what I was so excited to start I didn't catch that that is pretty hilarious Is that an antique Guns and roses sure? Why we would add teaking in the for the low-reside today what? I got some antique distress jeans. Why are you all fucked up today? Bob, you can keep asking me. I'm just asking. Because I want to watch this video

and you keep interrupting it. It was upsetting. It was be cool. No, because I told you, you were snickering as I walked out. I said, all right, this is where we're going to start today. Right. Now, we never got to the second video. But then you said you had a bad day.

No, no, no, I didn't. You said you had a great night. I was joking. I said it's been a day all right the only this is the only video we sort of watch yesterday there's a whole other one we've got to put my cans on yeah yeah i'm a bobby i will return this i promise you i'll find oh you should he'll go for I will I will find something Bobby for our condos was this before your triumph on stage or after

This is after the interview after so should we watch an order you come out you come out first and then you do the interview Okay, so we're watching in reverse order. Now let's go. Just play it because now I got enough information, Bobby. Yeah, whatever. Oh, you wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Oh, get it. Cunt. This is the stand-up portion.

Wait a minute, one second, one second, one second, Jay, Jay, one second, one second, one second. Is this the stand-up and then we're gonna watch gonna watch the interview Bobby something about you'd rather us show you but naked Spreading your asshole at your heaviest then watch this video and let me tell you something I understand I think I Understand what you're going through right now. This is something we off face. I don't this is my fucking the stool stage and I don't know what the jokes were when I was doing it that stage. Well, I can tell you,

whatever the joke is, it involves you putting your arms out of both sides, like Scott's stab. Is that the least? Yes, except in Christ into your chest. Is that the Creed singer? Yes. Bobby is doing, yeah, he's clearly doing like a gag

of like, we're out in the sun, like he's right, that's the thing you're doing, like as you walk on to the stage I mean I played the fifth I'm not helping you dude I swear to God right I have anxiety fucking about to watch this I have anxiety about to watch you this gig this gig I used to get nerves watching it when it was on. This gig makes Joe Koy's thing look like a fucking easy, easy gig. Can I tell you why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig.

This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. This is a hell gig. Why?

This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? This is a hell gig. Why? for your unique variety of stew fucking comedy with arms one. This is before political correct MTV or anything,

because the whole crowd is just white. Oh, yeah. There's not one diverse question. What do you come out of? Was it like a dojo? No, they rented a house for the summer. Okay, so this was the MTV beach summer house. Okay, yeah.

So you'd sit inside the house and I was with that guy. What's a guy doing? Jesse Camp. I was sitting in there with Jesse Camp. For a hour. Bring up Jesse Camp. Christine for the. An hour and a half talking to this fucking maniac.

Fucking Yahoo serious hair. Sweating, sweating my ass off. It was a hundred and twenty out. And I was. And I was sweating my fucking ass. So bring up video. Bring up this graph. Video of Jesse cam talking to Bobby

Where you be honest? Were you nervous? I would have been shitting my pants about this I'm nervous now But when you did it, did you feel like this is gonna be awesome? I know, I was terrified Jesse cam with limp biscuit Yeah, he was dressed like a dick

Oh god Yeah This is the worst period of MTV Like in my opinion Well this was was exact all this was exactly was there No, we need another polyshore like always short broken This is this is jays hey dang on the Little bit was that jay Right there it's coming I was there. Go back a little bit. Right, right, right, right, right there.

It's coming up. Launch with Jesse, dude. There we go. Where does corn shirt? Yeah, I don't know where that came from. There was just a close-up on it. It's just a corn shirt. There it comes.

It's coming right now. Oh, God. Look at him. He's dressed like a silly. What's the world, dude? Is that high level, high level musician level musician that guys in Limpus? Yeah, no that what was what is he? How many of these guys are still in Limpus? Get all of them. Oh, they are. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was just Fred in the guy with the weird hair now

No, no That's the guy with the weird hair right there next to Jesse camp in the green Jersey Where's that Fred? Oh, there's right there. Right. Oh the guy the guy with the sunglasses is the weird hair guy. That's West Borland. Yeah. Oh, Wow. He was the guy with the who's the guitarist? Where's he? The the sunglasses guy sunglasses guy. I thought it was thinner West Borland is pretty thin. He looks he's an insane musician. You'll see there You'll see it when we all go Why did we miss it? I saw I'll go back just the same.

When we all see, have we want to see hang on it? We're going to watch it together while we all go to see. She's a tragic girl. We're going to see Limpus get with Corey Feldman in a few months. Did you get the tickets? We got it. You fucking jack. I've seen it eight times now.

Blin shirt, white stripes on the sleeves. I have a plan. eight times now. Blue shirt, white stripes on the sleeves. We have fun. Yeah, Jesse Camp. That's Jesse Camp. Anyway, now, back to Bob, he's coming out. Bob's full bus string.

He's full bus string. I'm not full bus string. Bring it back one more time. No, it's us. Let's get a move on this now. Wait Listen, one second before we go into this. God, I'll give you one statement. You're allowed one statement. This, you know, to say, I think this was my first TV.

No, I had premium blend at a premium blend. Friday night videos. No, I never did that. I didn't do that because when Billy did it with Patrice, it was so bad. That Patrice actually turned his back towards the audience and did his whole set To the backdrop because he thought that they wouldn't air it If he just didn't show his face for a minute Wasn't there a show called not for any videos but Friday nights and then the thing like Michael Richards was on before

Sun fell and shit that was yeah, that was the sketch show on Friday I think it was also standout. I think you got to standout. I think it was Friday nights the one they did. That was the bad one. And I never did that. Well wait, there's, he's talking about the sketch, that's not what, you're talking about two different things.

There's the sketch show from the 80s that Final World was okay. Yeah, you're talking about the thing that Bob Costas hosts. Yes. Yeah, the interview show. That was called, wow, what was that called? That's gonna drive me crazy. What was that called?

We are fine. We have the internet here, but is that what you did stand up on the Bob? No, it was a different thing right? Let's let's try let's take a minute to try to figure out what it's called. He didn't do either It's it's Called later later later later later later with Bob cost that was all thanks blue hang on a second though Later later later with Bob cost that was off. Thanks blue hang on a second though Bob costus still around is he hit it. Yep. It was he doing like sports now Click it, but here wait wait stop. It's only 21 seconds. Well, don't worry

We'll get the whole thing trust us. All right, let's see this I'm gonna throw up I'm gonna throw up You still make that You guys Just smash my knee Good that's it you get I hope you that that's my thing my first time. Oh, I just smashed my knee. Good. That's what you get. I hope you're broken I love seeing the roots where it all started We like the ear and then girls know that think it right in there Like yeah, oh God stop stop stop stop stop stop stop pause pause pause pause You have to add that to a you've been Bob

Buddy If you hear that at the end of that bit the energy that went into that bit out into the air into the Nothing no, they're laughing go back no no not for the yeah not for what he not for what he's not where he fucks the tongue back with his head listen nobody if you laugh do a quiet laugh because I really want to hear I really you know I'll restrain myself okay okay left guys we like the air and then girls know that. I think it's right in there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I just want to take that fucking kill myself honorably after this set. That's why I asked is supposed to be like a dojo back there Bad it's it's it's let me tell you something the hot the worst part was the people walking by Looking at me on stage and not stopping like it was not that into ten I think I think you're gonna take someone's talking and they hear someone go

here's someone go. Yeah. Yeah. My name traces you're all comedy. But this is all you have. So I've done it. Of course. We're done. Yeah.

We just put all point bulletin to the listeners that we want the full Robert Kelly set from this show. It's out there. It's in the world. Also while you're at it. It's something. Find any, if not all of my comic fuel appearances, please. Now wait a minute.

What is, what was the Jim Brewer show though? The Jim Brewer we were talking about yesterday at this point. He was huge It was right after the Dave Chappelle stuff. He they him and Dave were popping off together and Jim was He had the serious radio show and then they gave him this he was the biggest thing since sliced bread back there Yeah, so when they had the show it was like holy shit But what was his I just mean like what was his thing was basically this he would come out and biggest thing since sliced bread back there. Yeah. So when they had the show, it was like holy shit. But what was his, I just mean like what was his thing? His thing was basically this, he would come out

and he'd go out and do stand up in front of him, crush, he would crush in front of these fucking kids. Yeah. Then he would just go sit somewhere and you'd come out and comics would do a set and then you go sit with him and he does panel, you do panel with him, but you had to do jokes on the panel. It's a show.

It was called kill Jim Brewer Kill Jimmy, but he wouldn't do He wouldn't do conversation. I just got that Sorry, he wouldn't do you you would have to he would just set you up. It was a comics unleashed You had to fucking do you had to have stuff bits to do of course There was no you couldn't just hang. Oh, okay. Bobby's giving us, I see what's happening.

What? He's giving us like the groundwork to know it's like, I had to do another bit in conversation with Jim Brewer. Now first of all, let me tell you from my soul, that Chris Dean back to something about, I'm gonna say five more seconds because there's another bit coming. After he does the yeah, there's something,

there's an unconfident follow-up. Uh. Uh. That's the name of my next album. Unconfident follow-up. It's actually a title. After Kid, a kill box, I'm confident follow-up.

Next, a special. I'm gonna do it right here though. I'm right in this house. Oh, dude. And I'm gonna get all these people to come back. They're in their 50s right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a bunch of them have skin cancer.

They have to wear full coverage clothing. I'm going to get Jim Brewer to actually sit down with me after. I'm going to talk about the revolution. Yeah, 1776 is coming back. Yeah, this would be a real different show with Brewer now. What do you guys vaxed? Jim, man, it's a B-chalps buddy.

Let's We try to keep a loose over here, man. Fauci live people die. If you say that in the go-boy guy Fauci live people People die Say in the same ship Let's go Brandon It would be a different hand Let's go Brandon Oh God I hate this right now. This is the worst wait, okay, so this is uh, we know what christian give us the entire Yeah, you know you're Guys we like the air and then girls know that think it right in there That's it that's okay. I'm gonna stop you right there. That's a good bit

What we haven't you know what did you just say? No, you don't mean this No, you're trying to think too fast. You're gonna crazy? I'm gonna say this stop. No, you don't mean this. I'm gonna say this. No, you're thinking you're trying to think too fast. You're going crazy. I'm gonna say this right now. I'm not, I'm gonna say it's a, it's a, it's a, probably did you relapse what are you talking about? Hang on, hang on a second.

Bob, you back on that shit? I'm gonna say it. Stop. Stop for one second. Stop for one second. Wow, it's hot. Is it hot? You're stupid. You put the fucking heat up.

I just want to fucking hot in the studio. Yo, this sitting with Jim Brewer is going to be so much worse. No, he's just trying to distract again. Let me tell you. I think we, here's my notice when I watched the moment of this part yesterday, a moment. I don't know what it said at all, but I will tell you, I know the joke he's getting ready to do. I can tell you, and also Jim Brewer's posture,

couldn't be more like, they pulled him off of some pussy, and we're like, hey man, you gotta do 30 seconds with this guy, and he's like, go! And Bobby, and Bobby is, Brewer's like, what guy? The guy that keeps saying he wants to do bits when we sit down the talk. Oh, what about guys who are talking to the boo, okay. Brewer did not, I thought Brewer would like me too,

because I did go, I did an animal. Yeah, he did a shit. We're gonna be doing me and Jim Brewer, this, yeah, you go, Bobby, I'm kind of the mouth noises guy. Listen to me, when he did not want to, when I sat down with him, did not, he did not want to fucking be there. It's evident.

He was like, let's go, we need to, I think he did like a bunch of them, so it was like, let's go. And we were friends at the time. He's like, Rob Zombie treats me whenever I've had to do something with him or interview him. He just goes like, what? Yeah.

I'm like, I love you so much and I'm a really big fan. Let me say it first and foremost, he just glizzed like, what? I'm like, I love you so much, and I'm a really big fan. Let me say it first and foremost, he's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh and my energy is I am so excited to be with you. Which when you have so excited to be here with you and his knee, he didn't even tie his shoes. He called Dean Cook to tell him that Jim Brewer is doing a thing with him. What is that? But wait, I wanna hear your defense of the bit that what you were gonna say why it's a good bit.

Well, girls, if you think about it, girls like to, you know, girls back in the day at that time used to love getting your ear in fun. What? Sucker, you never had that? I didn't realize that was a generational errors. Yeah, that was 80s No, that happens now. Oh, I don't know. I have a wife I have a wife Gricky would have stuck in touch any part of my body

You remember back in the day girls are closer eyes when it gets If I told dawn to lick my ears right now, she would throw up on me You know what it is fellas. I actually guys had it. Guys, never clean the knees. We have anything in there in three weeks. I had something to fall out of my ear on stage a couple weeks ago. That was visible. Yeah, that sucks.

Like I felt it and then I saw somebody go, ooh, and then like almost like to pick it up. Like it was a piece of paper. That's really gross. I've had that happen, Bobby, I've had that happen where I felt it like something threw something at my shirt. Like I felt the heft of something. Oh my shirt. Yeah, like I felt the heft of Jesus yeah, ears are gross, but back in the day girls used to lick your ears and and the whole bit was like girls left

To get in your ear and yeah Like a little John I might No, I might a little bomb. I'm I mean I'm trying to be is arguing the truth of the bit we're arguing the quality of the bit I'm I'm I'm I agree the observation is accurate. It's the bit the sucks Oh go fuck your coat It's the yeah I'm happy right now, dude look at me. They told me you're coming in today and I was like fuck me. This is fuck. I should have let this happen yesterday

You should let it happen. He did I can't believe this is happening today He distracted us so much to make sure we And then we go the Rose is coming in the Margo. Don't do any more of this at all No more than five seconds. I've seen and he goes no, no, no, no, we could do it. I go times up now dude. We have a hard out of this show But that one at that point I think it was safe at that when I was saving it for Joe who was in yesterday Daniels no, who was in on the Justin so Justin was in on this right isn't on this and you You know you start talking about his body and stuff by the way Justin you missed a lot of good Justin yesterday Joe. Oh people were here on the Thursday show but give it to me. We dig more into it's a teaser

for Thursday but we dig more into the farm with the gay photographer. He knows the way with the queer farm that he's a part of. The mystery the mystery men that show up in his like he just goes he goes to go. Yeah, nah, cause of Dave Togover. Yeah, nah, but I go to a dick farm every summer. Yeah. Did you bring the sub yesterday? He, Justin will like, Jay and I, we laugh about this endlessly.

Justin would be like, dude, dude. All right, you're going to Queens. I got a guy out there, he's got a Ferrari. He lets me borrow. Yeah. And we're like, what do you do to him? All right, you're going to Queens. I got a guy out there. He's got a Ferrari. He lets me borrow What do you do to him that he lets you borrow his Ferrari and he never had an answer Justin Justin's always welcome to come on here and defend his actions But it's the one that's he's always got a

Six times this happened a friend who you meet one day, who you've never known in the other 11 years you've known him. And then that guy's around for like every day for three months. And then one day you never see him again. And in those three months he goes, what do you mean, no, I went to school with this guy. He's one of my oldest friends in the world. And then you never see him again.

You're going to like Winnipezaki? I know what guy goes to pontoon about it. He's whatever you want. Here's the keys. You're going to like win a Pesaki. I know a guy who's a pontoon ball. I'll let you use it whenever you want. Oh, there's the keys. You're not wrong. He said if you do cousin Vinnie's, or the uncle Vinnie's, if you do uncle Vinnie's comedy club,

he goes, oh, point pleasant. He goes, go on there. I got a guy, Hollanda State is mansion, and he'll give us one of his frarries to draw. Why? There's no, I was talking to my wife about this. There's no way that he is not fucking smooching for a couple of couples.

I'd say it might just be whacking off in front of a rich guy. Yeah, let's get it. That's called gay. I'm sure. I don't know. Listen, maybe he's not making contact, but I'm saying whatever he's doing there, it's for that other guy to whack off to. I'll tell you this, that's gayer than being gay with the guy.

I'd rather make love to the guy than just sit there and work off of the first time. The first time, the first time, when we first met Ryan Long, when Ryan Long first started coming to the city. Yeah. I went to meet Justin. It was like, it was either Doring COVID or right around, but it was summertime. I went to meet Justin and he was like, I texted him and he goes, I was just coming back from the water. And he came walking up a ride long, Ryan Long was a spiggy straight tank top and Justin was shirtless and he was holding a six-pack of white clothes. I think it was cober guy. I was like, what the hell is going on? No, they also, we got to get Justin in and talk about this is great. At one point he goes,

I didn't even say anything. And he goes. You want to go to the meatball shop? Let me take something else Justin and Rhyme and by the way, you can both come in and defend themselves. They both do you remember this at all? Yes, no, here's what I'm saying Listen, dude, listen man what I'm saying. Please, I tried a job. Yes. Listen, dude, listen, man, I've done some guests out in my life. Now listen, what he's saying, because he told us this, too.

They went on this vacation together, and the Justin goes, we're bringing two hot chicks. We went there. He told me a nightmare story about the neighbors at this place. Do you remember that? There was like a whole thing and Justin had it out with these neighbors. so and him and Ryan long they did one or two podcasts of mine maybe bonfire was one of them

that they they called it from it or and they're hanging out at no point at any time is there any evidence that there was two women involved in this trip they lied about being women I don't there's no evidence of women being in this trip It may have been a gay resource. I think they fought with a room another house full of dudes who wanted to light a fire or something It was something weird Holy shit. Holy shit It's it's it's evident and we accept it. Just just come out with it. I don't think we god damn it, Bobby You got us again. You

It's a gift I'll tell you what I bow to you Robert Kelly This is where your elder state's hood ship and this business comes in why you got it where we don't I'm just you have thrown me It's insane Far in the show we are I just say a thing it is a thing that we just want to know Yes, just let us know yes, that's it. That's all we just want to know yes just let us know yes that's it that's all we want to we will celebrate we will be with you we'll go to the parade with you we'll have a fucking amazing birthday party I agree with all this Bobby's asking us qualifying questions that we have to answer or we look like pieces of shit and you know what honestly I hope the best for

Mateo Lane and all of his gay adventures, right? We all think he's great. We're really happy for him being married. I speak on that As a man who likes to drink and a man who thinks gay bars are the most fun bars and a guy who likes penises I would love it if Justin was gay Into ticket into get to like bring me to the fun gay bars. Yeah, I like how go You will 100% right with that coat you'll get right in oh me and Joe Me and Joe into a gay bar and what the fuck in Florida gay club was gay night Was it I don't think it was gay night at crowbar would rock was bar. Yeah, it was it was gain I yeah rock our friend Rocco's will tell the story if you tell it out doing skanks, but it's it nope

But you brought up Justin that's how good Bobby is he got no no no no I know this mind is a more he's not here in the Conversation at all he's doing what Bobby sees right now as we're talking is like when they show a beautiful mind It's like the square root of numbers and everything just like blinking on the screen behind him long division Exit Bobby goes Justin Justin hey, you know what man? I wish he would just make himself happy and be who he wants to be Why did you guys go to a gay bar in Florida together? We were staying with Rocco and he had the he was bartending So he said come to the club where I'm working tonight. I'll give you a couple of free drinks. So we went with him Who's Rocco and he had he was bartending so he said come to the club where I'm working tonight I'll give you a couple of free drinks so we went with him. Who's Rocco? Brian Rocco, so uh uh you.

I don't know if you. I don't know who. Oh wait. Playing the fucking. You're a goddamn bastard. I don't know who Rocco is. How am I going to have contact? I believe you.

I believe you don't know Rocco is fine. He dated Margaret Cho for a while. But I don't understand why you two would go to a gay bar You didn't know is that he does what this is what happened right, and then we're watching the clip This is a contest. We get to the end of this show He said come to the club where I work we went and he had no shirt on And we didn't understand why he had no shirt on and he was spinning around and Shooting a lot on himself. Yeah, dude's kept buying drinks from him and then he was like, yeah, it's gay night like the gay dudes love this

So he just played into it. He's a good bartender. He had a joke me and Joe got grabbed up in there and then Joe got on one of the stages and Undead a shirt and did sit ups. It was Paget. Yeah, I forgot about that. You did sit ups as a as a joke. Yeah, I know. Yeah as a joke. Why no? We all know. All right. All right. Can I see who that is first?

Who is Rocco? Apparently he's a yogi now. Yeah, for sure. Can I know him? Yeah, this was back. The crowbar thing was before that. I remember. No, he was sober at that point.

All right, is he sober now? Yes. I remember him. So he was a comic. He had long hair at one point, right? Good looking guy. Like a stolen kind of. Italian type of guy

But wasn't there something up with him though? Wasn't there something up with him like asking like No, I'm serious. No, and Jim Brue is the best comedy Jim Brue ever done. There was something up with him though when he was walking around Right no something no When he was walking around look at these girls are laughing at you that's before I came out Looking around look at these girls are laughing at you that's before I came out That's just enjoying spring break we love Jim Brewer. He's gonna bring us down. He's super interested in probably Jim crushed I'm sure cuz he's out there fucking, you know, goatin it up and shit You know he was he was crushing. No, I'm not I'm not like knocking him

I'm just saying like his kind of comedy would work at something like this you call that you say goatin it up Yeah, he was goatin and that, I was turkeying it up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, my God. There's no much. Look at his body language. Look at Bobby shoes. They look like foreign monster boots of this thing. Look at Brewer's body language. Yeah, I told you. He's not interested. Christine, he looks like when you have to drag a six year old through the supermarket. Oh, I'm gonna take the trash out when I'm done this round. He didn't want to be there so bad. It was so bad.

It was like the end, too. It was like one of the last tapings. So he was doing this like for the summer. So this was like the last thing. And if you look at those boots, Kristiney, remember yesterday when you like, he told me to get the boots you slip on. And I was like, no, I got to get the zip ones.

Those boots are the elastic slip. They're the slippies. Yeah. I hate Yeah, I feel it That was a joke you slid in that gave not by the way, you know, I love that old Bobby young Bobby You every you're delivery involved every part of your body, because you go, that's pretty steady, it's almost still. And you fall back and you go still. My early day of comedy was very magician-like.

Well, you weren't in a proper way. Wait a minute, that's it. You were one of Alice Monkeys. I remember when I said that line, that's almost still. And Brewer gave me nothing. He didn't even take a shank off for you. No, he's kind of laughed. He was like, yeah, yeah.

No, no, look, he's looking at it. This is before cell phones and he's looking at an imaginary cell phone. That is, he's looking at it. I'm getting a tweet. What's a tweet? He literally snapped his own ankles so he could stay away

Through this god, but we're surrounded by people. Yeah, look look at the people behind us waiting for entertainment that they did not receive Can they hear you back there? Like was there, was there amps? No speakers pointed at him or whatever. It was probably shitty though, right? I think they can barely hear. It was terrible, dude. And we were on this little vestibule

or this little whatever the shit this was under. Platform. Yeah, we don't want to platform that they built for this. And we go, but he was not into it. He was not into whatever. And look not into it and look at me though I'm leaning in I'm trying to get Bobby. You're so into it Christine start from the top This is a bad gig Still You know he left you say no no Joe he might guess he went he went yeah

That's exactly what he did here's the thing I went you're I I was interviewing him right It was the energy was so fucked up. I was going you're married. I shouldn't be asking questions Right he should be fucking that's a good point. You got you got a steady right? Yeah I'm Married Yeah, that's that dude that's still yeah, good buddy goes to you guys well that's steady. All right. That's pretty much still Man, they make you do stupid little things, you know, no start it. Oh, I can't do this Jay. It's only 29 seconds Okay, one second. One second.

I want to stop. Christine, we have to put a thing, a limitation. You can only get 20 restarts. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Well, we're three. This is three.

I'll give you 20. I'm not doing unlimited restarts. All right. Because I'll fucking hang myself. No, a little restarts yeah, oh you know what? I'm sitting myself here. Yeah, if you interrupt the recess, but I'm I'm saying this Jacob go fuck you start keeping track. We have three right now if I don't restart it again I have 20 restarts in total so there might be another day where I go

We're at 20. He's interrupted every time. Jacob, why did you fuck you? All right, let's go back to Florida. You cry, man. Little baby. Let's go break down your couch. Yeah, go break down on your couch. You're fine. It's quiet and Florida. I still. It's so quiet in Florida. Still. I hope you get mugged. I hope you get mugged tonight. Listen, he, he, he, so steady.

It's borderline. A stil. A good. Good. This, this, he was so not in. In mind this too, wasn't even like no thing before. Like I was going from that hell stage, and then you walk over there and you sit down and meet me.

I feel like eight miles of walk, or did it feel super short because you were like, more, like you're hoping it was like, I'll tell you this, I woke up on a bus back to the city. It's when you snapped back, it was happening. No limo, there was no, it was a bus. Whatever you woke up to, knocked you out like B.A.

Baracas. Yeah, it was like a re, it was like a re have you like a night down with the beach. It was a rehab van. That would pick you up in the city. And then you drove out there and then they drove you back. Just dropping off a few juvenile delinquents. I had to drive back with that fucking weird dude.

Jesse Camp? I think so, yeah. Eddie, right? Sure. I think so. Yeah Sure Studies you can get I mean they take away your man who they make you do stupid little things, you know By the way I It's for that's what I'm sorry. I might lose this all today, but I'll you what this is my fault. This one, but god damn it Christine don't start it over

Go back Five second not even three seconds Because when you do the thing it's almost still and he goes it's like yeah, yeah, and you go it's and it's like Like you continue his sentence days like you just went, uh-huh And it's like, you continue as sentenced days. Like you just went, uh-huh. You're already, and starting with the end makes me laugh. It's the pain of having to do a bit and pretend it's like a conversation.

It's so horrible. But with nothing, like, I know, like he's literally giving me hands. I'm saying, if they look, look, I mean this, if the instruction was sit down and do the bit, he's giving you a lot He's laughing and he's going to huh, huh, and he's like helping you get through the bit I mean what else is supposed to do are you are you crazy? I'm I'm saying if that was the what the instruction was to do now

Dude if you're out there if I you're on my show and and not to fucking down put no I'm not trash and brewer but if you are on my show and I was like, dude, tell me, I would be like, tell me what's going on, man, are you single? You know, you know, yeah, I'm single. You married. Are you a beach guy? I see. I'm married, dude.

I'm fucking married. I'm done. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's still. No, that's a good. Give you little feeders, too. Dude, dude, oh, you like the heat? Oh, by renown, does this goes like this? You got a girl?

That's all. And then he just laughs. He goes, Mike Vecchion, you work out. That's my favorite. But that's it. Can I say a little more than that? On the Byron Allen show, they're told to laugh at everything. Oh, they do.

So whether it's whatever, straight shit garbage like usual, you can't punch tables and stand up. So I, he's laughing. He's, tables and stand up. So he's laughing. He's no, he's not he's going. Yeah. You didn't say anything funny yet. I he's done.

Yeah. He gave me that so steady. It's almost you. You you could have you could have been like, ha, ha, you could get me when you look at our laugh when you get a laugh, right? The first couple laughs is what gives you the tempo to get the Confidence to keep going if those laughs aren't what you know there if you gave me that laugh or even it was fake You're gonna keep when they use the now I know Andrew

I'm gonna talk to you guys and your show to overreacts. I make people feel good When you used to get a sitcom you one second when you go to a sitcom then the applause sign I understand because it key and look at the they they tell the audience at home That was the funny part they need the energy you need the energy with me now This is this isn't like fucking Ray Romano. This is Jim Brewer who has the energy of me We're the same type of energy comics, right? Maybe it's why you hate you so much. I don't know do but I'm Faker you're that when you said that He lowered his glasses like this Whoa excuse me. I'm gonna toss this out there. How do we get pruer on the phone? Yeah?

Talking to his best friend I could text them text it. What the hell you do it? I can text them text what the hell you do it? Lou right come on Let's talk to her in the inner. It's just got really bad in the air because he's gonna He's gonna tell me stuff I didn't know yeah I don't like it man. He's gonna be like I didn't know you were and I just didn't understand your vibe yet to me It was weak While we're seeing if we get a response from Jim Brewer I week uh... while we're seeing if we get a response from jim bro i i would christie

and they take away the man who they make it do stupid little things you know that they don't give it to me no i can't stop i'm gonna post this one that it's not a five it's still for i'm gonna take one i get i get you guys get twenty stops i get thirty thousand you get a lot of stop i got not stop stops but those stops have a Five-minute time limit all of them. That's fine. You get a time limit. I stopped. I can't do what's about to happen Listen to me

Shame you're gonna have to I don't you understand comedy Jay. I want you to fucking work a contract out with Derosa right now On the fly right on a napkin because I don't know if I'm gonna be able to I know what's coming I'm pretty sure is this hot chocolate This is much male Here we go. This is the only thing Patrisso Patrisso Neil never talked one lick of shit about Robert Kelly Other than to tell me how funny he thought he was all the time Except the only thing I've ever seen him take a shot of Bobby for his Marshmallow

And you are about to bear witness. This is classic Kelly Christine if I take his back about three days. Hey, Kevin get the sweatshirts ready We need to make the audience know what's happening at home. This is classic Bobby if Bobby Kelly was Coca-Cola when they switch back to Bobby Kelly classic This is the bit that would be inside the cans. Oh, yeah, this is what it would be this is Bobby Kelly classic coming up This is infamous this bit. I have heard Keith Robinson has trashed you. I've never heard it. I can't wait to find Lyric. Let me tell you. He's actually used this bit to get his speech back. Let me tell you someone. Let me tell you somebody who witnessed it. Somebody who witnessed it.

At colleges. I'm telling you, upstate fucking sixes would throw their panties of Bobby every day. Yeah, I would have I would have girls asked me to do it while we're having sex. Marshmallow who's on your face. Oh boy. A girl asked me once if I if I I'm sure my gloves on and I was like no and I shouldn't. It's not healthy. You should have the tips for your gloves when you finger grows and then just leave them in there. Leave them in there?

I think I lost the condom in there. All right. You know, it's like they always make you do the things. You know what I'm saying? Can I stop for a second? My hair is on point though. I had great hair. Now, I'll tell you why I think Bobby's throwing it out of here again

yesterday the big thing he stopped the show for and stopped us from watching it for was to complain about how it was bumming him out that he could see his hair was going now today his hair is fantastic no it was great I mean it was going at that point I was getting that I was had to make it but I did from the most of my career had beautiful hair. Look at his shoes. Oh my God. Look how hot Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Are those platform shoes to give you a little more height? No.

Bobby. I've never. Bobby, look at the size of that heel. I am, have I, one thing I don't do is lie. What? Unless it's about facts. And that's a hundred And that's 100%. I've never lied.

No, I know. It was I'm not telling you the facts. I've never won platform anything. I've only those are just regular shoes. OK, these have a high heel. That's my high heel face. Sure. Those are the shoes I wore in Amsterdam when I wore the black polyester pants at the bell bottoms.

And the black shirt. I think it might have been that shirt with black bell bottom pants, the same color, and it looked like I was wearing an evening gown. Right. Those are those shoes. You can, I'm just noticing too, as we talk about the outfits. I look like Sonny and Cher.

Yeah, but with the outfits, it's you can see what two stages of a career look like by how you're dressed. Like you're dressed in the heat for like this is TV and I've got a professional and whatever and purer. Oh, a manager or an agent told you to dress like a certain like, I'd wear a nice shoe. You're dressed actually almost identically to how my manager made me dress for my new face as it Montreal.

Yeah. Matt Frost, maybe we're a suit to my first gallery. actually almost identically to how my manager made me dress for my new faces at Montreal. Matt Frost, maybe we're a suit to my first gallery. And I've, I mean, it literally sucked the funny out of me. Eating balls in a suit is the worst. The worst blows. All right. Here we go. Still.

I mean, they take away your man who they make you do stupid little things, you know? Like baby talk, you ever do baby talk? Uh, yeah. You did that you're in bed late at night and she wrote five son of a bitch bastard fuck I have to go to know Joe five it's funny if you go to the things I have to let the audience know at home but before go back a couple seconds again Christine when he says the line and Jim goes uh he's like they make you do crazy things you know like baby talk because you ever do baby talk and his face goes, come on, come on Jim, give me seeds.

Jim begging for something. I love it. Look at, I love Jim Brewer. He's, he gave, I mean, whatever it was, he's giving you stuff. That is a long go back, go back, go back. What did you want from this man? Be like, oh, I know you decided.

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You know, you know I I forgot I did this until fucking black Lou Christine sent that to us go back to the beginning And I'm telling you there Bobby's getting asked to chair on that first thing Asking about his no no no it's Laughing when it's start it's stock footage I mean they take away your man who they make you do stupid little things, you know, like baby talk you ever do baby talk He just six he's fucking six bro. We're just did baby talk back to you. That's how much he's He actually actually no now. he's overstepped now

He's trying to add punch ups and it started talking over your over your important bit lines in the bit He fucking tried to jump in cuz you flailed too much you're flailing and he's throwing you out of the boat back into the river I hope you left a toast to Revan on a new house. I just saw DJ Louis phone. It says new phone who does Brokers move into Florida See relaunching this show down there all right wait, we were rewind like three seconds Evans? I'm sorry just to get the Now I'm gonna stop you right here What the fuck, man? Yeah. No.

Bobby, where are you going? Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. That was worse than I could have ever imagined. That was so...

Why would you choose such a physical bit sitting in a chair? I'm going to defend this bit. I'm going to explain to everyone what they just saw. Christine Rwanda. Hang on. I have to explain what it was seen. I'm going to tell you right now. Seven.

You're on seven. Okay. You got 13 more. I just broke these. I just broke these. That bit is so much shittier than I am. Wait a second. Wait a second. I want at the end of my schmelios. Now remember this, the crowd is not miked.

This is out in the open on a beach. They fucking laughed. Listen, listen. I will. No promise I'll just watch and I listen and I'll tell you what I saw. The breeze of a beach air and you having would almost look like convulsions.

It was Bobby does the baby talk. And he says, Marshmello's when that gets nothing because he realizes it's like, it's a personality bit that you have to do on stage, not a conversation. And then he goes, maybe I'll save this by just I Mean fish out of watering it in a chair. Christine put her in the heat down Freeze this little twink out. I don't give a shit Myself is Hey

Whoa Come back to the girl looking down she with all bad for she goes oh Christ She's got No, she doesn't look like Michael Sarah. Go back. Oh, I can watch that over and over and over again. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Is that the end are we going back can we go back just a little bit? Sure? Go back. Don't play bros now. I'm all right. Go back not that far back, Christine You go back to the beginning. It's only 29 seconds. Yeah Hey, you know, I chip you never get this when they yeah, you know Jimmy know when they do the babies all right, you get they make it they make you do it They make you do it. They make you do it. That should be a gift.

I'll put it in. Yeah. Oh, please. Oh, that's not big. That's not big old, your friend. You guys want to pay some food? And then you rushed. Then you rushed.

I rushed. And you rushed to the next slide. I lived through this bit with you. I've rushed through this, and here's the. At the colleges, you were never have dared done this joke anymore at the seller at that point I'm gonna do it tomorrow night. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be this weekend Saratoga Springs at the Comma works. I'll be the most melios me closing with Marshmallow Yo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo- I'm a

All that was missing is doing the thing they do on comics Or comics unleashed that I do love is when there's a heavy act out the end of it They do be in Joe laugh it is all the time you would have been like much I don't know or something like that like that. I don't know. I can't get out of here. Yeah, I guess, but you know, good for you guys. Get the idea. How many times have you done comic view?

Mate, never. Oh, shit. Never. I'm actually surprised I never did, because that's where, that's kind of what we started. Yeah. We were the last. That's Byron now.

No, you're a comics unleash. Oh, how many times have you? Comic comics. Twice. Twice. Okay. I've never done it. I never did it.

Christine said that one of the first things that attracted her to me is when I told her that I turned down comics only 17 times today Well, you turned down 600 bucks. I was so poor Oh, that check was sweet when I got it. I needed it. I got a coffee mug Wait, you never did it. I guess I just Know you did do you did do I've seen you on it Someone also fun Bobby's into I think I have it saved in my house actually. I'll make some videos of it I was where I was on it. It was on at the gym like one in the morning and I left the gym I bet you do Marshmallow goes on it. No, I think I I forget what I did, but it was bad

Billy Gardell that's like where I met Billy Gardell. That's like where I met him. I mean, we came friends with him. We did it together. Yeah. Who by the way lost much of weight looks good. Yeah. He got, he gets surgery.

I don't know. Um, but he did something. He does commercial stuff for whatever that like surgery or rose. Epic. For sure. But he looks fantastic. Thank God. He looks great.

But he, um, I'll tell you what, where he looks great. I was watching named that tune yesterday, clean in house. And when I was watching that Randy Jackson looks like he's AI generated. He's crazy looking Randy Jackson. Well, it's wild how thin billi is now. He should play. If they ever did smoking the bandit remake, you for tea justice. It would have been a great. He would fucking be great. Yeah, justice Look here Andy does look kind of by the way Jim bro just called fuck he did that's why we're We have to break we gotta break what are you talking about we have to take a break Yeah, we take a break. I'll take the head. We got an ad we have ad reads we don't yeah, dude

I just let's give Jim time. I'll call back. We don't even know if he's gonna call so call back He has to call on there. There's no way he's doing it. What? We got him. Yeah, he's gonna call in 50 minutes I just I just got a phone call from Mac something happened the house What happened to someone fall through a window laughing no Max made hot chocolate and he had no much Oh my lord look at Randy Jackson Okay, he looks like a madam to sword thing of a

Interpretation of everything he looks like wax. He looks crazy. He doesn't even say anything on that show He doesn't even say anything. They just go like Randy take his commercial. He's like A fucking weird statue and so bizarre Name that tune he just they play the He looks like he looks like Al rooker now. Yeah, yeah, they look at that sucked in face I mean Wait, I thought that was RuPaul. It looks like RuPaul.

Yeah. I mean, he looked, I mean, he was a fat fucker probably dying, so he looks better than that. Look how big he was, man. I don't know, but he looks like, he helped me or somehow fat. Yeah, some people that get real skinny. Look at that, I mean, that makes sure that I do that. It looks like funny, but he's a little wriggle. You didn't know that when you lose more than 80 pounds,

you become gay. I did not. I do know when you lose weight though. I know when you lose enough weight to be able to cross your legs of the knees though, you start doing it because you're so excited you can. It's one of my favorite things that I can do barely, because I lost weight, but I still could lose a couple,

but I can cross my legs now and it feels good. Not ankle up on the knee the way we all you know at the knee I can I'm here right now ready yeah I mean I can oh yeah I feel ready to sit you know I'm fun to me for sitting like yeah because you couldn't do it because you couldn't do it that's what we do in fact I go wait a sit-all fucking gay with your knees touching and then as soon as I can do it. That's what we do. In fact, I go wait a sit-all fucking gay with your knees touching And then as soon as I can do it. It's the only way I choose to sit. Yeah, um, man, Randy Jackson's weird looking. All right, look Take a break. We'll get take a break. I'm gonna go pee. I might I might be back. You can't pee and I'll come back You're not allowed the parachute's over

Can't pull your parachute. Yeah, guys, I can pull my parachute. I look like one parachute real quick. I'm gonna crank that parachute real quick We'll be right back everybody we're hanging out with Joe the road is gonna be at the Grammacy theater this Saturday night This Saturday night January 13th APM you got to get your tickets right now a few tickets left. So make sure you go to Joe the Rossa Comedy no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm not sure. Okay, good. But yeah, I think after the show everyone's allowed downstairs. Everybody's yeah, yeah, we'll let you know Where the party is you guys can show up after if you show up, Joseph, you give everybody five dollars Bobby Kelly's gonna be at the comedy works of Sarah Toga Springs. That's this week in the 12th and 13th after that Wisconsin Chicago Providence for tickets and all tour dates go to Robert Kelly live.com and make sure you see big J. Ocasin He's gonna be in Salt Lake jay ocus and he's going to be in salt lake city january eleven tomorrow

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