The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Beach House Bob Pt 2 (feat. Jim Breuer)

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

The ball-busting of Bobby continues as Jim Breuer calls in to talk about interviewing Bob on his 1998 MTV show.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now back to the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I just think we should talk about aliens. You know what? No, no, no, no, we're just waiting on Jim or Nicole.

I don't know, but seriously, aliens do exist. What I'd like to do when we have... Right, Joe? Well, I'd like to do in the interim while we're waiting, maybe Christine can come back for this though. But we have submissions already for our new spokes models. We've decided since we had one super, super hot spokes model. Another girl through her hat and the ring wanted to become a spokes model, but I'm like,

I'll be other girls kind of always a spokes model, but we should have some friendly competition. Now we want the fans actually brought it up. We should have a, should have more than one. You can have a bunch of everybody could have their own. We could all have our own spokesmodel. So now people are sending in submissions to be a spokesmodel, which requires just the required nudes.

I think Lins just set the standard by sending nudes. I guess they don't have to require nudes. It's however you want to submit, I suppose. But, but, you know, Lins set the world of fire. And she hasn't commented on this. I'm afraid she's hurt. She shouldn't be hurt. but uh... but you know lince at the world of fire she hasn't commented on this i'm afraid she's hurt she shouldn't be hurt she's locked in the position well i can understand it i can understand

you're gonna share it with five other people we made a whole thing yesterday that she's the bottom chick man she's the one that holds it down she's the o g i think you call her a bitch but yes, who's Lynn? Lynn is the spokesperson for the show. I can't handle it. If you want Jacob, you show you she has One of the most beautiful pussy's I've ever seen my entire life. Yeah, it looks it looks like Homer Simpson's mouth That's how crazy Christine while we're waiting for Jim brood to call we're gonna get our submissions

Jay can you can you sponsor somebody like if I wanted Just some of our submissions. Can you sponsor somebody? Like if I wanted to. They went away, Jacob. Can we sponsor somebody? What do you mean? Like if I wanted a certain person to get in there. Yes, you can. Okay.

Of course. Christine can show you other pictures of the link. Yeah, Christine, Joseph and pictures of Lynn so he knows this standard of a spokesperson model. But we also said we have to let it's got to be fair men trans anybody can enter Hmm, and they did we should get a trans for Joe Maybe maybe Joe gets his own spokesmodel. Let's see. I'll good this contest. All right. I'm gonna do it Now you're okay. You see Lane is yeah, she's very very pretty

Gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, and then we have now a second competitor, Ricky, who we looked at yesterday, one black loose heart over with a phenomenal pussy slash asshole video that really stole the hearts and minds of everybody in the studio. Very pretty, very El Natural. Oh, okay. Yeah, very El Natural.

Yes, El Natural. Very, very pretty. Yeah, I mean, that's right. That's right. That's right. Very, very pretty. I mean, that's Lynn. Oh, wow. Oh, that's, it does look like home worship. Wow, that is a perfect vagina.

There's not a... Yeah. Yeah, Lynn is, Lynn is perfect. Yeah, she's a... She's a... She's a key show, yes. So the whole deal, yeah. She can see how pretty she is.

And I think they tell you, she does the makeup for the thing she's naturally more kind like dick suck videos up and stuff so her husband oh they're a lovely couple very nice and he's got a fucking swinger on them huh yeah yeah he's got a nice piece and a nice look at he's got a nice sack too I would say his balls are nice nice ball she's a Bubba's dick and it looks good hmm wow this gal is she's great fantastic yes what you'll guess what you'll she has kids she is kids is actually 23 two children how are her kids 14 and they're not twins how seriously how are their kids like two I think she had them in she's in high school with her husband. Okay.

They're like two and three, I think. Something that's pretty young. You said Lynn's mad? You know that for a fact? No, I'm saying I'm saying she's never heard from her. She's like, she should never be mad. She's, she's, she's, she's our first and forever and always. Yeah.

All right. And she's still here. She's still here. She still reps. In fact, once we figure out who she reps specifically, we can really, in any way we want guys, we can get these people working for us, move and merge, move and dates, all kinds of shit. So we have some new submissions, I believe,

right Christine, we had Ricky from yesterday. I know one second, Jacob, I need you to send me the login info. Oh, okay. You want to bring up Ricky from yesterday in that meantime, then? This is a young lady from Liberty Township, Ohio, engaged. Uh, also very hot. Another one said she wanted to throw.

She's the one that stirred the whole thing up. She did. She's the one who, I mean, she's very pretty. Yeah. Go to the next video. I'd like to hear Black Blue Make Noises. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Good looking gal. And look at that, Joe. I'll say it again. Butthole same color as the rest of her body. And that's impressive. I was going to say America. That is what America is. Uh, well, I can't see her face, but yes, the body is quite impressive.

Yeah, face is very, very pretty. But would she hold a live possum in her hand? I don't know about that. And I think that Jacob likes... Did she is right now? Person in the face. Which, there she is. Would Jacob like subatlin?

They look almost identical. They do have similar look. Wow. The thing that Jacob likes about Lin is she's also she's rural small town know where aville Texas okay and show like where's that picture it's her's like picking a possum up by the tail and throwing it like in the in a different yard and she's just like what's up that's a live possum that would make me I would cry if I had to do that that's, that's nice. Jay cries when he has to pick up dog shit.

I used to. Now I'm fine with it. I got used to it. You. Oh, I hated it. I do I do like the gags when I would pick it up. I go. Oh God, those things are gross dude.

It's disgusting. It's not going to stop you from smashing your face into her chanch. Um, just to know her poo smells like that possum. What is she doing with it? She's getting rid of it. She's getting rid of it. Put it somewhere else. It was inner chicken coop. She's also they also have a bunch of animals. Wait, that's her house. That's her bar. That's their house. Yeah, she lives in Roadhouse. Yeah. The double doose. It was like a fucking bar. Yeah. Well, also the husband built the entire play.

It's nuts. Yeah, she lives with a man man. Yeah, okay. Yeah. And he just has her in this little nook of no whereville on the world. Where? Texas.

I'm fucked, like two hours outside of Houston. Yeah. But not near anything else, maybe. He won't let her near a bus stop or an airport. No, no, no. She just last year found it by black people. That they were free. Look at Timmy Hikes.

How much does this comment? Her Timmy Hikes know me. Big J is somewhere screeching a little girl looking at this. Yeah, like he's not wrong. So damn dude, she said the possum was trying to steal their eggs. Like it's like a fucking fairy tale. Able to name some people. like it is like a fucking fairy tale what? It's a fable today, some fable. The princess had to remove the

save the eggs from the mighty apostle. And she's not even in like shitty sweatpants. She looks good. She's holding a possum. You'd be happy to take her out dress like that.

Yeah, she looks great. Damn. Yeah. Um, now do we have have are you logged in Christine? Do you want to see your treat when you got all these penises sent to you? How many how many three four men three penises? One one new woman. Let me take something the one guy who didn't send a penis though. Gah Yeah, really I mean who are you party to grow up, bro. What do you want us to think you're above the rest?

I don't know. What do you thought you said personality pics? Show your dick asshole. Show that, show that, show that hog on the table and snap a pic and send it. Asshole, show your dick. I bet I bet the reason why it didn't show is that because he's got a weird weiner the others we all think you have a weird weiner dude You got prove it prove it. What's that? I had my office made comment on the other weiner's and they're all wallops Really yeah, wallops, okay? We have to defer to Christine on these because I you know We have to defer to Christine on these because I, you know, I look like couple of sponsors. You're a size.

We have another guy in the room that could help us with the Weenner department. I am a size King Jacob, you are correct. And I will absolutely be judging these penises on my scale, not your scale of large. Moral scale, not mine. She says they're wallops. Yeah, all right.

All right, I mean, in my wallops too. Okay. I don't love a big dick. We know. You know you love it. We know you're settling for less right now. Yeah, we all know it. We know that you love laughter more than you love a big dick. You should've told me it should get from all the empty air inside your veg. Yeah. Yeah. So we have the blogger now. It's a whole thing. He's forwarding them to my Gmail. Gotcha. So we're going to look at some talks.

So we're going to look at some peeps and there's, I think there's one girl, right? There's one girl, yeah. One girl, new submission that you'll get to see for the first time. Tev, you seen her yet? I haven't seen her. All right.

I haven't seen her. What's the new girl's name? I don't know. We have to see the thing. Christine, stop going back to this girl. You're such you're so into this chick. Yeah, you fucking. Wow. I mean, that can you go Christine? Can you go back to that one of the other girl with the but hole that is a really it's unbelievable how there's no color. I don't believe it, but how there's no color. It's a delightful asshole pussy meat, rest of the body, you know what I'm about, it's wonderful.

Usually it goes a little, once it starts getting to the center of the earth, it gets a little gray. Absolutely. And then it gets a little darker in there, right? For sure, no doubt. That thing is the same color from need a whole. It's dare I say, a perfect shitter.

I gotta give my, I mean, it's a tough call, but I think my vote is gonna go to Lynn. Well, no, these two are both in. They're both already in the fight. They're already in the fight. I bet I thought you had to pick a winner. Well, we're gonna have, everybody's gonna have their own spokesperson.

Okay. You know what I mean? There's gonna be probably, who's Lynn gonna gonna have everybody's gonna have their own spokesperson. Okay. You know what I mean? There's gonna be probably, well, who's Lin gonna represent? There's gonna be tens to hundreds to four or five more submissions, possibly coming in for that. Probably thousands. Who's Lin gonna represent?

We don't know. We don't know. That's part of the draft. Well, if I was on this show, I would pick Lin as my representative, not no shade at Ricky, because Jesus Ricky, Yeah, that asshole right But if you just saw Lewis's head pop in

Just her whole ass period like it's a nice work perfect. Yeah, yeah, it's good work He's girls both got the stuff and she's got nice fingers There's nothing worse than seeing a girl play with herself with a dirty knuckle You know what I mean? Let's change the energy with some cocks would you say? Now, I will say this about Ricky plus in the Ricky department. I like that she doesn't have the big elaborate finger nails. I don't like that either. Oh, yeah, those are good for aggressively finger blasting

yourself. No, no, no, I don't like the fingernails. I'm saying I like that Ricky doesn't have the big elaborate. No, right. I'm saying because she can really go to work on her. Oh, yeah, yeah, she can jam that fucking starfish nice and hard, you know, as our call comes through. Oh, nice. Here we go. No, no, last name.

Nothing to paint. This is here we get here's what we'll be waiting for. But why don't we just check this a couple. Yeah, we see a penis while we're waiting for to see one penis I mean you really tease this Christine this might be the one non-penis I thought you want to start with the not's fine who wants to start with a non-penis I think it's right here you listen Colorado he's a male Cuban European ula law very exotic what is his name is this is Alexis? I don't know. No, that's his. Yeah, Alexis. No, no, no, no, just first name is fine. No, I'm saying that's a cool name. It is very cool.

Picture Christine. All right, we should we should get to him. We don't know how no for sure we should be taking forever to yeah Take it a little alright He hung up on a back to oh Jesus Okay, okay, which one is he is the terrorist from Call of Duty 3 or is he the I have is he the of the guy you're This is fucking horrifying. Yeah, yeah, the guy on the left is hard that's horrifying not if there's a world-world working fucking four well there's not right now and right now that's hard civil civil war I'd want him on my side

so wait the guy on the right the left with the hat on yeah I believe he wants to be a spokesman the hat you just called that that is a goddamn ski mask you take no prisoners mask that's a terrorist your terrorist mask that's the one I's other pictures though. Okay, all right. Let's go to the other picture because he Was it on the right? It's the guy on the right. I don't Mean you don't think so that's him go scroll up Squirrel you're right and left. Yeah, that's the guy with the beard is the guy on the right the guy with the mask is not in the picture Yeah, he's the jolly guy with a smiling. Jacob, don't get mad at us because we're right. Yeah, it is we check.

It is with your mad at us because we're right. There's this check. She's got big cans, lady. Yeah, nice cans, lady. He's got to be from Tampa, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. This kid's in this little freaky shit. He's in the front.

Wait for it. He's in a something. You're, yeah. You know what? I don't mind this guy Good hair good hair on this guy and he's gonna he's got a cute little dumper He does he's a little ass knuckles out. I like that he does and that dog that fucking that dogecoin dog I got to say though. I don't like a sloppy bed I mean it is me that is that's why Christine's turned on right now

Yeah, she likes that fucking messy bag. It was for Bobby Kelly. I was for Bobby Kelly. Oh, he just made he maybe have made his way in there. He might be my guy right there. He circles slushed in. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he slashed it out. I didn't know what he had done. It's half the picture. I know that makes you mad, Jacob. Jacob's gonna go erase that. I get to that. And luckily he hangs out with black people. Where's this guy's prick already?

No, no, no. You don't like that, though. He's the guy that didn't send the prick. You know what, is he showing us here? What the hell are you looking at? Hey, we gotta go. All right, we gotta go. Personally.

Let's go, we got a very special guest on the phone that might be make this worse for me or better uh it's pro i don't know about tonight this is gonna be in Dallas, Texas tonight san Antonio, Texas tomorrow and you can get tickets over jimbruer.com you gotta go see him one of the funniest guys right now his his standup is i love it right now it's on point it is jimbruer joining us. What's up, Jim? What are you guys doing? Long time no talking. Yes, indeed. My man. It's good to hear from you. What we were doing on the show is, hey, Jim, how are you? Hi, Jim. It's Joe.

How are you? I've been good. Today's not so good. Today hasn't been that good, but all the other days have been awesome this year. Jim, I'm Joe. I don't know if we've ever met. I'm Joe DeRose. I'm a comic Joe DeRose. How you doing? I'm a comic. I'm good. I just made that big Joe smile so big. I do stand up too. I do shame It was my idea to call you because we want to really get to the bottom of something. I don't like Joe's humble. He's been in the business for 30 years. I do comedy too, Jim. I thought it was adorable. And it went well. Yeah, it did go well. Yeah, Joe, Joe suggested we call you because we were able to get a not a great copy of.

And I assure we will try to find a much better copy of this. Yes. Bobby was showing or telling us about when you actually bobby you should tell when you i posted when you had your uh... show on the beach i don't remember that the comedy show on the beach the mtv thing the show

the guest in mtv thing from the beginning he was hoping you go i don't remember that at all just hang up he doesn't want to talk about mtv thing from the beginning he was hoping you go i don't remember that at all just hang up he doesn't want to talk about it and tv say i i remember it i remember it and yeah where you where you would have comics they're the hot shut up joseph thank you and just the immediate aggression in his response the mtv thing no because no because what that does for me let me tell you how that whole thing the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the go there and it was like me I think it's a peak or really and then it went from Hey man you want to do a whole segment to Hey you want to do a whole show

and for eight dollars and then you got to create the whole show eight hours before you do it with no writers like what are we doing oh you're gonna do guy and and I would watch MTV when they show that spring break and it looks like eight million people there. Dude, there was like 12 people at seven in the morning still up from the night before. You won't be on MTV. What? Guys in Brewer, who's that? Nobody knows why I am. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I remember that show.

I remember. You had it when we had a house and we come out on the deck and perform for like kids that have been there for five hours in the sun. Yes, remember the pool? There was a pool on MTV to make it look like this is the biggest Olympic. It was a kitty pool. And then it would make it look like thousands of people in there. Yeah. the biggest Olympics. It was a kidding call. And it would make it look like thousands of people in there.

Oh my god. And then you do your set, and then we'd have to come over and do kind of a panel with you. Oh god. OK. You remember that? I don't remember much of the panel. I do remember it.

Yes, I remember it. Let me try to help you. People are sitting on the beach. Yeah, we're sitting in the infial. We would, I came out, I was on the show, the Jim Brewer, I know what they called it. The Jim Brewer show. And I came out and I did my set out on the deck in front of the hot people, and I don't mean good looking.

I mean, literally, you saw it. And then we went over to this little platform under an awning with chairs and we would you would we would like sit and talk Okay, like the cut like a the tonight show type and just that I want to I want to let me just help Let me just ready this will let you remember it ready my smelly Did that take is that shake anything loose? No, no You didn't the bit we watch the video Marshmello

So here's Jim if I may yeah if I may go ahead Bobby has to sit down with you and clearly was told instructed to do another bit as like conversation and we were told to do bits when we went over to you we had to have bits. You clearly are over the show as you have now confirmed on motion like this is kind of weird you put it together there's no writers whatever I feel like they pull I feel like they pulled you from doing something you were enjoying and we we're like, look, you got to go talk to this guy now for a few minutes. And by the way, Jim, Bobby, Bobby sees this as an opportunity. He's wearing wing tips. He's dressed. He's fully dressed up in 110 degree.

You are dressed like you ran through JC pennies and grabbed whatever. You so clearly don't give a fuck about this He's wearing tube socks And golf shorts and Bobby's wearing vegan leather boots Oh my god, so so Bobby sits down and he starts pitching you the bit right away and he's doing a bit and he goes Any so excitable and young and comedy. Will you we use smoke and we eat at that point? Will you high oh oh? Most likely a There you go. I'm gonna say I'm gonna sit because it was me and Corielli and it was like a one-interfactor

I'm gonna sit because it was me and Corielli and it was like a one-interfactor Like what are we doing next? Right now That that completely would check out to how this reads. Yeah, it makes sense now. But Bobby is, That is out of my, because Bobby's performing for his career on this chair right now. You, I was interviewing you at one point. I was asking you questions like,

you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, he asked you if you have a steady girlfriend, you said I have a wife and then Bobby has a I mean he might He did a joke so sticky that he should just taking your nose off your face with his thumb No, I went like this. I said are you are you married? I go do you have a girlfriend a steady and you go? I'm I'm married and I said yeah, oh god that's like that's pretty steady that's Still it's almost still Oh Christ on the cross this is this is Jim Jim. This is the debate we're having

Bobby keeps going. I'm interviewing Jimmy's giving me nothing. He doesn't interview and Jimmy's giving me nothing. He doesn't want to. Cause he's stoned and hot. So I said, I said, I said he's giving you so much. You're like jumping in on the bit with him. You're, you're like, I feel like you're giving him a lot in this interview. And we thought maybe you could remember the, which you don't. He literally just remembered me.

So Jim, to break down, to break down Bobby does, oh, we're watching it right now. Oh, Jesus Christ. Can we play him? Can you hear it? All right, can we play it a little bit? I mean, Jim, I want you to know as you hear this, Jim,

this audio right now, just know that... Play him the marshmallow, you know, P. Picture that Bobby is being as animated as humanly possible in a chair. Okay. Okay, here we go. Ready? Here we go. And light it night.

Yeah, here we go. No, start the baby talk start start the baby talk bit baby talk at the top right yeah she really you know she you want to know high-corp it yeah with my belly oh yeah I got one my belly oh you guys want to pay some food

like no with you what What the hell happened? Jim no one got it and I tell you it They do a flash then you a flash to the audience and a girl looks down and up as almost she feels terrible Can I can I just say something I just noticed Jim I apologize because he was trying Waiting for the punchline He was looking at me like, and then when he realized it was never coming, he went, ha ha.

You know what, I do apologize. That's what I keep saying. I just saw it right now. We see us eye to it, and I just saw you, you were looking at me like, oh, it's not gonna happen. Oh, the funny part is not coming.

I mean, I'm just saying Marshmelio's again, and having a seizure on the thing it was it looked terrifying for you Jim it was hot oh my god I mean Jim it was hot well it was hot and we're talking about 25 years ago 20 years ago yeah 1998 says we, we were all old. We were all still all sucking on the entertainment booth. More of this is gonna get me to the next level. Even I will, this will get me an arena.

That actually this set set me back seven years. You know so funny about that. Corielli stopped talking to me after I did this. Oh my God. God damn it. Jimenez. You're best buddy man. He would say, I'm fine.

Kelly's fine. He loved you. He'd always talk about me. You called me a Dina Cola right? The three of you. Whatever happened to Dina Cola? No one knows. Oh my God, that's right.

He's one of those guys. There's all every, there's that guy in every comedy community that's always around. And then like Kaisa Soze. Yes. My two questions always. Stu Kamins and Mike Dina Cola. Oh, now Stu came back for a little while.

A little bit. He would pop it in there. Yeah. But Mike Dina Cola lived with Frosty and Jay Moore in that building and was hanging. Me and Corielli would hang out with D'Nacola every fucking night. Yeah, I was saying.

Didn't Stu move to like a rack or something? No, not yet. Thailand, Thailand. That's what it was. Yeah, that's a Thailand. He's like, they're gone by hammock. Oh, dude, the best was when he came back, I live when a comic goes somewhere else Thailand Thailand that's what it was yeah Dude the best was when he came back I love once when a comic goes somewhere else and they just get wrapped up in the world of something come back And they could tell you stories like they're so removed from the world

They realize are talking to people who won't believe them because when Yeah, you're like what's your experience like I assume it was to go there and do a lot of heroin and then he's like comes back He's like no, I thought a man to the death on the beach once And like you start laughing and then he's like looking at you. He's looking right through. He's like, no, I didn't you're like no stew you didn't Still famous you didn't murder a man in a fight to the death on the beach while people surrounded you with fire sticks I remember I was brand new I was brand new in New York and a tell took me drinking I was so new. I was brand new in New York and a tell took me drinking. I was so broke. I was so broke.

I had nothing. And we were sitting outside of a bar drinking and smoking. I couldn't even afford cigarettes. And a tell used to smoke half a cigarette and then put it out. And then lighted another one, smoke half, put it out. Now, it looked like I could just see the money being thrown away. And I was too embarrassed to ask him for a cigarette. So I took one of the half ones of the estuary.

And went to light it. Went to light it and the tow goes, oh come on man, who are you? Stu came in. Oh man. Oh my god. Jim, I appreciate you calling us man. Come back in soon if we come back up to New York.

I will, man. What's his name? Was this I just sort of oh my god, Ron White, and he was talking, uh, they've talking about you a little bit. Oh, Jim, how was it on Alex Jones? How was that? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. I, I, I had one of the best times ever.

And, you know, I've had a couple i think i should say couple i have people in my camp that call today and like or you know i can't do this i can't do this really? they can't tell me they told someone else you know what i say to people like that

this is what i say to people like that so you're okay with with with sending human beings to fight a war right when it was proven there were no weapons of massive you won't go on protest as your child comes home with his leg blown off for a complete lie ordering hundreds of thousands of people but out joseph jerry

hawk and question he should be home but let's have George Bush come out to the stadium and cheer as he's throwing out a world-series ball get your head out of your ass humanity.

Fuck him. You know what I say to those people? Marshmallow. Oh, that's right. Oh, we do that whole interview. Oh, please. I'm doing take two. Jim Brewer is going to be in Dallas, Texas tonight. San Antonio tomorrow. Go to Jim Brewer. Comfort tickets. One of the best in the biz. Thank you so much. Jim. Thanks.

Yeah, to the best. Take care. Thank you so much Jim. Thanks Jim. I did a best take care of you the whole gang. Bye buddy. Bye buddy. Oh my. That was so funny. Oh my. That was fine. God damn he's funny. Yeah. I love that he didn't remember a stitch of it. I mean, I didn't even take into consideration that he was, that was his fucking half-baked days. I mean, I remember him and Corrielli would get, I mean, Corrielli would get fucking so wasted with him. He would just be staring,

what are we, what's going on? He was one of the first people I saw Corrielli when I came to New York with that, he had the, my saw someone used like the dugout all the time, you know what that is for the wheel. Yeah, dugout, yeah. Yeah, you're like, you know,, you just you grind it in there and Collagen reduced me to that. Yeah, I didn't know what it was until he showed it to me

Yeah, I'm actually colleges with Coriella at the time and he'd always have that fucking dug out I mean he smoked a lot of weed, but he was he was fucking wasted I forgot about that. He was snowing out of his You know Jim another thing Um, I was you ever know with these girls in these babies talk. What's that thing when baby talking? You're like yeah When I was high on I was high on the potential. I was high on We're good this oh my god. I'll tell you where it went to me alone in a van Going back to the city. That was Jesse Camp.

I love, I love the funniest part to me is not that he doesn't remember this with you, not that because that's, you know, it's a very specific thing. But the funniest part to me is that he barely remembers even that this was a segment in general. I think not just with you with anybody. He's like, yeah, guess we sat down and talked. I'm like, buddy, he did this, this was a big show. Yeah. Like this is our thing for comedians to get.

I remember, it's hilarious that he's just like, I don't know, man. Yeah, I remember, it's fucking great. I forgot about this until I saw it. And when I saw it in the text thread, the bonfire text thread, I literally went, like my, like, you know when you jump into cold water? And you know what's fun?

I did that. You reacted to this. This was harder for you than being discovered with the being the cupid for Valentine's Day. Oh, wait, this is a black lip? Yes. Ricky, spokesmodel is on the phone. I'm watching you just call in and say hello real quick. Oh, wait, this is Blackwood? Yes. Ricky, Spokesmodel is on the phone. He's gone live watching him.

Just call in and say hello, real quick. Oh, all right. Just worry about the, we can't get to these dogs. It keeps getting interrupted. I should say that Alexis, the pictures we were just looking at, he was listening, took it to heart, and we now have a dog pick. Oh, no!

Alexis! Alexis, we got it. Listen, let's see you a dick first. We got to put her on pause for one. Hold on there honey, we got to look at some dick. Show me that meat. Let's see this nice. One, two,

Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh he's on the surf. He's on clay.

Yeah, but he's got a nugget. He's got a, he's got a, he's got a he's got a beauty mark on his uncut this kid This is for Christine though. What is Christine Christine? What do you think of this dogs dick? That's like a fucking any ends Look at that look at that look at the beauty mark on his phone. He's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got,

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It's a nice hog. It is, but it's not a bad hog. I'll tell you what, the forest skin, something about it looks like Freddy Krugercheeks or something. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to nullify this. First of all, if you have a if you have a circums, uncircumse sized penis, okay? You need to get it fully hard.

I need to see it out of the shed and in the sunlight, in the driveway. I'm not gonna buy a car with a hood on it. I wanna see it. You're not? I need to see it out in the sun. I wanna look at all of you know what I mean? All right.

Like the helmet, you can't even see the helmet. I want to look at oh, you know what I mean? All right like the helmet you can't even see the helmet Clearly asking you shower Steve Alexis show us that That hall roll the sleeve up on that sweatshirt come on son take that Corvette out in the sun We have Ricky on the line. Yeah, all right. Let's go Ricky. Hello. Hello. How are you? Hi Ricky? Let's go Ricky. Hello. Hello. How are you? Hi Ricky? You're all right. You're on that Christine. I'm Christine. I have some class. Don't show her but whole while we're talking to her. Christine. Keep sure about what we're talking to her. Christine. Keep it up on the thing right now. Uh, Ricky, you were a hit yesterday with your videos. They were fantastic. Yeah. You have a you have a we have to say as far as uh, but holes that I've seen that we've all seen.

Yours is probably up there top one percent all i i put it not rush more about holes in america yeah i mean it's it's beautiful it's a good one when i called in black loose that i had to pick someone and i actually messaged you to get a good idea of the yesterday that the total

and i let you know that I want to be team Bobby because one no one's ever said so many nice things about my ass before and I feel like we're both the underdogs here. Wow. Yeah, we are the underdog and you know what? We're gonna win. Okay. Ding. So she would like to be a spokesman of four Bobby All right, well here we go. Okay now. Let me ask you question. Yes that Now we're gonna have thousands and thousands of people more than likely thousands upon thousands of pieces I mean probably have to hire somebody to go through those rickies in the game. She's in the game

She's at the top she's right there and we we still haven't looked at any of these deck. No, we have to get, we have to give Ricky a, she's moves forward. What do they say that when you get the golden ticket? I mean, you're moving around in a live shows. Because you're going to Hollywood, honey. You're going to Hollywood because, you're going to Hollywood, I just hit my golden button.

You're going to Hollywood. Because she is the one who sparked the entire contest and more spokes models to be had idea. Yeah, Ricky, Ricky came to me and said, I know you said that Lynn had the title forever, but if there's ever a chance to jump in the mix, I'd love to. I'll send dirty videos and stuff, and that perked me up.

I was like, I would love to see dirty videos. All right. And here's what I love about you, Jay, is you could have, you know, kept those. You could have like watched them and had them, right? That would have been really fucked up to do. Yeah, but we were like, Hey, these are for something and I go, we'll get to it. We never know until we joke it to, I mean, Jay gets a surgery and he dies. She goes to his phone, it's just dicks and pussy kicks. The people trying to be spoke. It's not stuck. What are you guys talking about? No one can no one entered on my phone. Um, I mean, she's so beautiful.

I mean, her hands are, you know, you have a heart, but it can I ask a question? Are your boobs real? They are real. Okay. Come on. Nice. Ricky. A little older. I mean, I'm 28. So I'm not. She called herself a little, she called herself a little older I mean I'm 28 but I'm not she called herself a little she called herself a little bit older up Christina well you just lost Christine's vote saying you're older 28 real real quick and Christine also loves your asshole and pussy but she did not like that comment real quick my wise 50 one tits bigger than the other so and neither of them are the safe shape of yours and Ricky's got those pop nips.

Yeah. I mean, those nips are like light switches. Yeah, yeah, that's a good nip. Yeah, you got a good nip. I mean, beautiful. And you have kids? I do not have kids. Oh, no.

Wow. No. No kids. All right. Well, Ricky, I got to tell you. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show welcome to the show You're in we have to find out what the team's gonna be I don't understand the

Like who picks for what like who's Yeah, what Even our team Lynn did anyone else feel a pain of jealousy when she said I want to be for Bobby? A major pain of jealousy. I'm not even on the show, I thought a little rejected. You think I didn't feel jealousy when Lynn, you know, was like all over Jacob at the beginning? You know, is that true?

Is that true? I mean, Lynn eventually sent a picture and was like, this is for Bobby. Yeah, I had to get like, hey beginning. You know what I'm gonna do? Is it showing Lynn eventually sent a picture and was like, this is for Bobby. Yeah, I had to get like, hey, are you know what? I'm gonna do this for Bobby, but it was mainly for you. We had to see your chug and cock first and then Bob Bob. I didn't get anything.

And it was like, I had the almost bag. And that's why we're here where she's like, you're kind of like the underdog and I wanna be on team Bobby. Cause she respects America. She loves this country and she loves underdogs, like Rocky. I also like that Lynn flies, I mean, it's in a very positive way.

Flies a little under the radar, like you could, you mean Ricky, or Ricky, I'm sorry. Ricky, you could, you could, you could, Ricky could be like, you know, if you knurded Ricky up, oh, you could do a she's all that would really. It's Ricky, no, you're right. It's Ricky's a lore, is that Ricky, when you're serious go, oh, just like a pretty hot chick from Ohio.

You can do a camp by me love with Ricky all day. And we like the same stuff. I mean ghosts, unassuming, she's a ghost. Contents professional ghost hunter. Yeah. Oh, okay, like that. That's hot, right? Very cool. Probably you do say ounces. I do say wow. Okay, like that right? Right? Very cool Bob, you do say ounces. I do say ounces. We should contact the dead. We're gonna contact

You could help Bobby contact the dead and she goes fishing. She kayaks. I have a kayak. We have a lot in common And you said I lived in a castle, but I actually right now live and they renovated garage So it's basically like a tiny house bingo nice We have the same interest man. All right. Well, that is just one thing We could all take her from this fiance by just giving her a shitty apartment turn job Let's all chip in on one bedroom Hey, would you date all of us and I mean all six of us at the show? Yeah, no Ricky's that's why I said,

that's why I like about Ricky is like, like I said, Lynn came out of like kind of nowhere, it was like buried away, a rural thing. Ricky's like the girl in college who you're in love with, and then she showed us her butthole. Yeah, that's phenomenal. That's the part, Ricky,

that's the part that excites me about you too, is that I feel like if I met you and we started to, we showed interest or whatever, I'd be like, I'd be like, oh, this girl's like kind of square. I don't know if I can make the move. And then you send a video like this. I'm like, oh holy shit, she's got like a wild side.

Like what a great reveal. You know what I mean? And Christine, when she has to close out of windows, I don't know if she ever realizes what's happens on the screen is so funny unless it was on purpose Just in succession. It was a picture of Ricky's engagement ring tits but hole It was like a cartoon flip. God she's so pretty get it off. I can't work Ricky Yeah, I know we have to wrap up the show your but hole is the right way to take us into the last

Welcome Welcome live show we welcome to the show Ricky. Weole is the right way to take us into the last one welcome the last live show we welcome to show Ricky we'll be talking to you again soon we have uh... other people submitting but you're not submitting anymore Ricky you're in she's in my joe to rocia grammy see theater big show big show this weekend some tickets available you gonna grab them now if you listen to right now just go christina'll be there her butthole's way different color than the rest of her butt

Looks like an octopus They're not even two shades of the same color. They're different colors. We call her asshole ombre I don't know I love you because I'm not gonna show it to prove wrong I don't know I love you because I'm not gonna show it to prove wrong Rubiss Rowling that guy's dick Jotaroza.com right now go get the tickets. It's this Saturday night at eight o'clock It's gonna be one of the best shows of the year. They take its now mothership Austin January 19 through the 20th and big J he is He's gonna be wise guys assault like city. They just added a show tomorrow night

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