The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Better Make It Sting

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

The Bonfire's favorite singing Goonie is on tour and he does not disappoint!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bond Fire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Welcome back to the Bond Fire Faction Talk Series XM 103. Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly were here with our whole crew. Faction Talk series six and one of three big jokes in Robert Kelly. We're here with our whole crew.

It's fun to have our whole crew kicking. All the same thing, lose nut, smoke, and Jacob got a promotion move to a big corner office, but no one's changed. Everyone's here just having a ball is always, we gotta talk about the Corey Felden stuff we've been seeing. I mean, you know, you guys may get me into this thing and now you're in though. I really want to go.

I want to see him. I think I became a fan. Yeah. I watched the concert last night and I'm fucking dying to be there. Yeah, I'm a fan. He comes out to, he comes out like Michael Jackson. Yes. Like he's in front of 30,000 people in Brazil

yeah and holds his hand up with the number one it's fucking nuts and I think there's 17 people in a like a country western bar dude he does cover songs from all of his movies yeah He had to introduce a new angel who is at least body looks great. I don't know what she looks like looks like but she look good. She sang the Cindy Lauper song. And there's a fan that actually tweeted of something I sent over that he came out and the big the big buildup and he comes out. This is right. Feshakaga. Right. Feshakaga. he comes out and he goes start over, start to track over. And the guy looked at him and I can't.

He just doesn't know what to do. Buddy, my heart fucking. I watch it. I kept rewinding it just to hear you got to hear the guy go. I can't do that. I don't have the track. I don't have the track. I don't have the track. I don't have the track. And he's looking at him like go fuck yourself. I'm getting paid $40 an hour. What's the old, our friend Katie from Nashville went to

CM last night, half the band or most of the band from the last tour, he's now gone. Oh yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh wow. You can get so it's all new, all new guys from since the last guys. Oh, wow Yeah, I bet they can't take it for long. Yeah, I bet they just can't take it for

I can't take it. No, they haven't jailed yet. The monsoon. No, he's not one though He also doesn't like he doesn't Prop up like his people like his band thing. He's just like He's like lucky you his people, his band thing, he's just like, he's like, look at you. Look at how he feels when he presents it. Yeah, but he's also paying them not in cash, like old merch from the days. I wore this shirt. Stand by me.

This is a hair from Sloth's prosthetic head. I don't want this. I can't pay my rent with this. Why not trade it? Why don't you don't work on the barter system for memorabilia? I write like this. Why not? Why not? Trade it. Why don't you don't work on the barter system for memorabilia? These are my glasses from Stand By Me. Do you want to have these in yes?

Oh, yes, so which ones this? Which is the, can we hear the other one? What's the other one? Can we want the one you sent Bobby? Yeah, play that one first, because these go together. No, that's not yours. No, it's the other one? Can we play that one first? Because these go together. It's not yours. No, it's the other one.

That's not yours. Oh, right. If this is outside, this is the one that's getting outside one. Is this it? He's got a he knows outside. It's outside. No, those are two that Jacob has from the concert. It's in the, yeah, it's in the thing, but he's outside.

And he comes up, which is I mean, watching him outside is even more brilliant. Yeah, I follow him, I'm friendly with a violent jay from St. Clampossi, and he took a picture of Cory Fell, and he was so like, and he's like, yo, I got a chance to see Cory Fellman live. I can't wait to talk to him, but I know there's no way he really thinks, I know he's watching the same way we do. I know, but you're watching it the same way we do, but there is, it's a different, I've never experienced this type of fandom.

Like I'm a fan, but in another way. But a Koi Feldman concert, I promise you this. For the same length. Like if I went and saw Dane Cook, it'd be the same thing. Like a movie. Well, I'm saying it feels, it's like how the cure was a three hour waste of time with little flicks of like

Like a two or three songs that you were into a Corey film and show if you don't know any of the songs It doesn't matter you could he's captivating for three hours because again There's nothing more interesting than watching somebody try who can't do something but they never stop trying But can I say something all his props stop trying. But can I say something? All his props that he buys, you can get off Amazon. Absolutely. The blow up screen, I had that a few years ago from my backyard. That's $187 I believe on Amazon. Blow up screen, his pants, his shirts.

But in one of the videos, we're going to watch, he has like flags, flags that you can buy that wave and one of them is not working. I can't, let's, it will fall. Here we go, this is the best. This is him at Rye Fest, Chicago, outside, probably his biggest audience he's ever done music for. Might guess what'd be. Yeah, but they're probably there to see everybody

and he just came out, oh, they there to see him. No, no, no, no, this is, this is Rye. Who was, what was the headlines at Rye Fest this year? Look at everyone, just to see him. No, no, no, no. This is right. What was the headlines at Riot Fest this year? Look at everyone, just to see where he was like, and he doesn't get that he is on there as novelty. Novelty. He doesn't understand that. That is the beauty of him.

And instead of, he can go out there and be novelty and probably kill it, but he's gonna think he kills it because everyone's watching for the wrong reasons. I asked Katie how the new band is and she said the new band members are holding on for dear life. Really? Really? Really? Just they can't do it. So how interesting would be just to go and see this and watch the band members faces? Yes.

Like try to make it through the concert would be so fascinating. Oh, buddy. In between songs, you can see the old angels like scratching because waiting for their fix, whatever he has to give them to stay with him. He's like, come on, can I just get a taste of the good stuff? Foo Fighters, huge. Turn style, no, Postal Service Deathcap for cutie.

Boo. Queens of the Stone Age, huge. The cure, yuck. The Mars Vault, okay, so I gotta say overall, this isn't an awesome festival Parliament's pretty great What a cori film and get up in the lineup Pennywise is he where I want to be the lineup on fest comedy festivals down the bottom and sing clown posse Don't you hate that when your name is small on the poster? Well, yeah, any birch show I do. I start off huge and then as he books more people,

I get bumped down the list. My funk gets smaller and smaller. Cory Foblin, okay. There he is. Saturday, bright light outside. Okay. So, Saturday, so wait, so who was he there with? Who's Saturday's headlines?

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Good good good. He goes start it all he grott. You can hear his teeth. I'm serious You're fucking with the wrong ball. I'm starting to raise the fire. Yeah, wait a second, wait a second. Put this out on socials. Make sure this goes out on socials the right time because I got to tell you there is nothing. I've always make the joke like one of my favorite scenes in Teen Wolf is Michael J. Fox

starting to dance. Like he takes boof into the middle of the thing and they go and he just like from dead stop he just goes like, yeah. And so it's funny to start dancing. There's almost something funnier than doing your first two moves and then stopping for something because he went to came out and did like a zap, stop, start it over. Like mid break dance. Go back to that Christine please. I can watch that second 4,000 times in a row.

But it's hot out and he's dressed like a pillow. It's fucking nuts. For sure. Yeah, he's definitely a sham. Yeah, where is he? It's dressed like a sham. Where is he getting these fucking outfits? I make him at home with decorative pillows.

My couches are bare. You're gonna hear the guy go, I can't. Really? He goes, what do you say, dude? I don't have the track. I don't have the track. You gotta hear that. Let it play when he yells it. Whoever this is, I think it's a guy on a computer. Zipzap. Start it over. Start over. Start over. Start over.

Start, man. I don't have the track. I'm gonna run. He's like, I got up the track. Yeah, he's like I got up the track. Yeah, really? Also, pause it. When I'm really excited for a pause it, I'm going to build this up for myself right now. I'm sorry if you're out there listening and you can't feel this anticipation. Starting to dance, stopping, chastising people on on stage having them yell back at you. We can't fix this problem Insulting everybody again and then going back to like first positions everyone

We've all podcasted with Lewis And know how this feels Did you see the guitar play it so you watch that the guitar play it left takes a guitar off I don't know what they're what re rewind a little bit because he's the guy He was with them the last tour. He takes the only one that's there now. He takes his guitar off And I don't know if he says fuck it, but he's like about all right I watch this guitar play I'm not getting it.

He says, he was not getting it. They're having a meltdown in front of the audience. I don't understand it. What? First visit. Start over. The guitar plays, took his guitar off me. He's just putting it down on the ground like Jimmy Hendrix. He's got to let it on fire and kill himself. He's just crazy.

Cory Feminine's like, you don you know, you get those boxes of flowers. It's like that. I'm gonna touch his shirt so bad. His outfit is, it looks like the, you know, the, you know, you get curtains and then they have the little small curtains on top of the curtains. Yeah. It's made of wrinkle.

Yeah, he looks like, like, uh, old Vegas curtains. Like Elvis would have him in the house. I'm wearing all black ruffle. old Vegas curtains like Elvis would have him in the house. I'm wearing all black ruffle. Hey, I had this, this alpha made it's a cake. Is it cake or is it not? How can you not want to see this live? It's so captivating. I watched it.

I want to see this so bad. Yeah. Go back, King! His bass player. Woo! That's the guitar player ran across the code. They're doing it without a guitar player. He's screaming at him.

Oh, the guitar player is flipping out. He's dancing angrily. He's like, piss. I'm gonna get through this. Yucka-tah-sa! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! God damn it, fuck me. The top place is so pissed. Everyone's giving him metal fingers like us all ironic. Look at circle pit.

I'm not kidding. They're all doing it ironically. There's no guitar happening in the song. He ran across. He took us guitar. It's not plugged in. You see the two ball guys laughing on the side though with the cameras? Yes. And every time every time we look at them, they give like metal fingers like you're doing it. That's exactly what we would do. Of course. Oh, I know. I'd say I'd decide, dude.

You got a shave and dye your hair. We got a dress. We have to dress you like a woman. He goes, oh Robert nice to meet you and this is Mrs. Doubtfire you say. Oh yes! I loved your performance! Well you are a large handsome woman. Well, you are a large handsome woman That's our end that's our fucking I do I have to miss this delfire I don't know you knew Mrs. Delfire. I thought you were a character no She's my nanny

Where's your child I could ask you the same thing? You know his kid works from I saw in that other video. Yeah, this is my son. He said something about him too He goes this yeah, he goes in my side the fan. He goes the flags not working because the flags I Supposed to flap this supposed the flap and one of them Trying to fix it himself. It's a guy that you see him like he's so Hand on a book. I don't be here to get involved he goes god damn this thing felt I'm gonna go pick it up Because the flags not working and then his son comes up and fixes the flag His son's gonna fight somebody on behalf of his father one day. Let me see his son. His son looks pretty cool To me also, let me see sure. Yeah, there's a son right there.

Mom. And yesterday's a concert, he told me that he came out misjudged, I guess the distance from where he was. We had that. Yeah. That footage. And then he grabs the mic.

He tries to grab the microphone without looking and totally whips. Okay. Well, I want to finish seeing the come, yeah, good looking boy. Nagle and kid. Looks like his dad, but just not enough. He looks like his dad, but he doesn't do magic like his dad.

Yeah. He looks like his dad, but not a fucking gay hood ornament like his father. Not a porn ornament for the front of a Cadillac, pulling a float of guys fucking in a parade. He looked at his dad, but instead of, he didn't come out of a live action troll movie. Please go back to the circle pit where the circle pits though. Look at the chaos in this crowd. Everyone's, I know but they're all laughing.

He doesn't, no idea, no one here's going like that one was actually good. Like no one's saying that the two ball guys On the side of fucking love it every second of this and he believes that he goes these guys are digging I mean they keep looking at it to like dude you fucking see this is nuts and they can make it sing Come on back Come back here You All face and drums Turn the track up

So they're also playing the track they're also not playing live instrument And that's just fucking that's what making the To yelling across the stage while he's singing is turn on the track Go back to that please. I can't believe there's so many more minutes of this video left. I'm so excited. God damn it I didn't see this one What it's this video left I'm so excited god damn it didn't see this one he's like I'm gonna improv fix this that's not a mosh but those are people trying to cause a vork text to suck him into it and stop this. Oh, this guy's trying to burrow a hole to hell. They're trying to get out of here through the ground. They're saying that they all run in a circle long enough.

Maybe they can screw drive their way to the core of the earth. This fucking crazy. Keep flying it. It's fucking crazy. Oh yeah. Nothing! Cause I'm the comeback king. You know what I mean, mean is such a shit lyric You know you know what I'm You tell you get know though cuz his Michael Jackson moves aren't had done so much pepper Many more his knees are shot

When he came out with his first kick it was like But you know it's great as he put the screen up there's big blow up Amazon fucking screen and the light so you can't use it because no one can see it. No one can see it. It's too bright. Because of that, because of that, as drummer is squeezed behind the fucking amp, so no one sees the drummer. No, we can see the drummer. The guitar player is talking full volume and speaking over the music. It's a great. And Corey Feldman's fucking dancing like a like a batshit lunatic that he is. The bass player is literally in Richie St. Boire's Alfred. He's a bass player.

The bass player is fried, dude. This guy's on a second tour, he's like, that doesn't matter. I just load up before I go up there and I just get through it, dude. These bass lines are pretty easy. I'm guaranteed they got everybody from guitar center before they got to that show. Oh my god. When my I Can

What I Can Such a great song for You can Get For this he has zero ability is zero singing talent No sings live every time says you he has zero singing talent says me in the yet but all of

A sense room but you could say what you want to say I got no listen listen you're not out yet, so I understand. I think, Bobby, you think he's really good. No, Jay, I really think he's awesome. Okay, yeah. You, there's no one you'd rather see more. Christine, you like Jay more than Ari. No. Oh Jesus. She said, no, I thought he said, I'm ready to get it. No. I thought I was getting at this time. I was so ready to say now

What's up? I was like if he asked me a question just say no Christine I'll warn you right now when you hit me you better make it stinger because I'm I'm the comeback King Stinger did he make? I'm the comeback king What that sounds like Michael Jackson what do you mean? What's the new single calls like Shama on Samantha. I should accept of Deborah. Shema on Samantha. Shema on Samantha. Shema on Samantha. You know, you know, you know, you know.

We know. We know! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not celebrities too, apparently. Yeah. Like a blank screen, you never count me out. Yeah, you know. Because it could turn on at any moment in a whole movie could come on and you could enjoy yourself. Like a blank screen, you can never count me out. Got it. It makes perfect sense to you. He goes, song done.

Let's have dinner. How much would you pay for handwritten song notes from him? Framed yeah, I'd rather see that than the subroutof film of the real person killing Kennedy of course me too I'm like what are your thought? What were your early thoughts on this? I Feel like these are all one past lyrics when you wrote you know you know, you know, you know, you gotta know, you know. What would you think it is? You know, you know, you know, you know, you know. What? You're the comeback?

No one thinks that about you. Come back from what? I mean, he's, there's something like. He's been 40 years trying to come back from the goonies. I've had the same feeling. The first time I saw Bon Jovi. Mm-hmm. Like, she's a little runaway, I was like,

this band's got something. I have that same feeling with this song right here and this outside performance. I think that's the thing. I think Bon Jovi was like 1920 when you saw that and this is a 60 year old man. That's true. You get a point.

I don't think of that. He's got it. The bass player is the interview of a century as far as I'm concerned. God, we gotta get somebody. He's been there. He's, I He's coming. King. The base player is the interview of a century as far as I'm concerned. God, we gotta get somebody. He's been there. He's, I know the ghost. What are the shows like ghost dude?

I'm barely there. It's his second tour. Yeah. He's like, he went home and then they called him back. Yeah, to come back. You can, I don't say no to a short thing. There's one that you can count on. It's the comeback king.

He gets paid in Pr pranks and DVDs. What's this? This is the new one. This is the new one. Yesterday, the drummer is new drummer who just started is now singing stand by me and Corey switches the drums. He always switches the drums for stand by me, Bobby.

I don't know if you know this, Bobby, actually, because I know you are technically new on the show. He doesn't have to play drums. No, I'm just gonna go play the drums, but he doesn't understand how to do that. But wait a minute, let me say something. That's my question real quick. Sure. He doesn't have to sing, but he sings, right? He doesn't have to play the drums, but he plays the drums. And he doesn't have to dance, but he dances. Yes, right. Yeah. I don't know if I'd say he doesn't know how to dance. Yeah. He knows how to do, like he knows how to do whatever it is the

Fuck he's doing His knees going together. He and Michael Jackson grew up together doing the dance moves. So they work on it together I think they divvied it up like Michael Jackson got the moonwalk and Everything else and then Corey took all the other stuff also He took the stuff Michael Michael, didn't... That one, that softball, that soccer kick, I don't want. You can have that. All right, and then Michael, you can have the going up

on your tiptoes. I don't mind it. Do you want the finger point straight up, just one finger? Because I'm going to do two. He also doesn't know how to play harmonics. You get Shimon. He doesn't have to play what? He doesn't know how to play you get shaman He doesn't have to play what he doesn't know how to play her mom who does The only that fat guy that used to be fat now the skinny's the only guy knows that play the monica close close buddy I'm just saying he knows how to play friends the bonfire hey guy he lost weight

I feel good for him. He's a great guy. I'm saying he knows how to play, but I can call him fat, okay? You can you can yes, he knows how to play, but I can call him fat. Okay. You can. You can. Right. He knows how to play the harmonica. That's the only person I've ever seen. He knows what it's not. I didn't even see Billy Joe play the harmonica. And it's in his fucking number one song. I've never seen him play it. You put it around his neck and plays it. Does he? Yeah, but he, uh, but Billy Joel though is different here because he's got musical talent. He's a genius. And this is different. This is a different situation. This is you're coming for the circus here. Cause if you're going to play, you better make it sting. You know why? Tell it lie. It's sting. Cause I'm the comeback king. Cause you know, you know, you know, you know,

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, what you favorite part of that song? He goes, Oh, when the guy goes, I, you got to put the track on. It's not coming through. I can't, I can to put the track on. It's not coming through. I can't put the track on. And then his Corey's looking at you guys and guys. He's like, just twirl around you. Idiot. We're trying to figure this out.

They get. This is new. They got to get a new open. They get the crowd into it. Here we come. comeback King the king oh King this three exclamation points. He fucking rules so hard Same outfit yep, but the timing is off. It's the tour of a Christine. This is the worst So he went he went to grab the microphone blindly

Blindly like like maybe Elvis might have done and he misses The microphone and he had to two feet away. He had a turn back and grab the microphone He ended it out like someone was gonna hand him a microphone It's so confident back that up. I see I got to see that one more time. Wow It's so confident back that up Christine I got to see that one more time. Wow. He's the best. Hey, he's stood too far away from the microphone. Yeah, you guys. All right, where's my axe? Where is it? Right there. There it is. What is this video? I think this is technically the video that's playing now is what you would have seen if you could have seen it in the daylight.

Correct. But it doesn't chop in the daylight. Better make it stink. Why does he want to do this? Listen to the angel Here on the background. Oh, yeah come back. King Nothing All right, go to the other video. I can't do come back King anymore. This is new outfit

Sam You want that No, that's the one I don't think that's from last night. That's the one with a flag. That's the flag. No, I think it was later in the show. He changes. Yeah, he changes the changes of it. And he comes out and he tries to fix the flag that's broken from his costume changes. Is he? He put on a new top because that's what he wore in the original dream. A little dream. Oh, yeah, that's what he says. He gives his little speech.

Like people know, I'm trying to find the one that we just had up it's not opening on this computer for some reason. We're gonna we have a good J. Day and we have bad J. Day about to have. He's a bad Christine day. Yeah. Who's this guy? Who's this rad dude? Sorry this is his drummer that's the the drummer singing stand by me. Yeah and then I had one more. Is this him drumming? Can I hear it? Yes, please. Oh, and here's... What's up, bad?

We'll go ahead and do a fill. That's a dumb dumb dumb dumb. I Was not gonna leave the snare he's not gonna leave the snare drum. He's not going to Tom Tom's no way Go around I would neither live I wouldn't no I'd be terrified I'm gonna get it wrong. I'm gonna get the timing wrong, but he just goes It's very it's very yeah I'm gonna get it wrong, I'm gonna get the shittiest venue I was there last weekend you weren't But I'm saying I mean I mean that in the sense that it's like for rock music It's a sit down like dinner theater look that's tables and chairs right up to the stage

It looks like a comedy club. It looks like a comedy club in the middle of the country. He's performing in the Comi go back. This is what him fixing Looks like a comedy club. It looks like a comedy club in the middle of the country. He's performing in the, of a comedy club. Well, you go back. This one, him fixing the flag. Oh, the flag is broken. So he tries to fix it with one hand. He goes, how am I? Oh, my flags are on.

I just got these flags. I'm the Amazon. Oh, damn it. Is there, you guys got their warranty on them? Do we have to get our own box to send it back? And if it doesn't work? You can just drop it off and hold fools now. Did you know?

Go get some. First of all drop it off at Whole Foods now. Did you know? Go Augustine. First of all, it makes it into treat. Before you and we can hear ourselves droppin' lean all together. He complains a lot of stuff. He's a little funny. He's a little funny. He leans over the monitors. So is microphone.

What's this though? He yells at his husband. He's a tall fan. What's this? Why is that? Please don't touch it. Thank you. Please don't touch it. Thank you. he yells at us man. He's called a man. Lexus. The family's ran out and turned it on.

Then get over there and pick up my wavy flags. Pick up that flag with your dad dress like an asshole on it. Baby flags pick up that flag with your dad dress like an asshole on it Dude everybody and I believe it it's a thing you go over here If I was allowed to go, I would go every time I could. So there's a few different members of the band. Because I had a point of that. Because everybody left. Due to a recent separation with my wife, she and I here.

So we had to look high up low and very hard to find somebody with a tap that is so good. I wasn't able to bring my wife, but I did bring my wind machine for the flag. Look at the flag flapping. Well, the kid fixed the other one. His kids got some brains because he fixed the other wavy flag. Oh, he's a comeback kid. Better make it stinger. It's your year old in five weeks.

Do you see it for some flags? Is that what I'm missing here? Does he have a Cory flag? Yeah. Oh, you see it for some flags? Is that what I'm missing here? Does it have a Cory flag? Yeah. Oh, you can get a Cory flag? I don't know if you could buy it. Oh, you can't. The Love Returns flag. Oh, Jacob, you're so serious.

So I can get one of these and hang it on my shed. It's the American flag. You make one. You should, oh my god, if I had a house with a flag, pull out around a Cory. Love Returns flag. I'll put a Cory flag, a Trump flag, 2024, Corey love returns flag. I'll put a Corey flag a Trump flag 2024 and the America flag They're always gonna be half mass for someone who passed

Play on a keyboard parts and DJ Luckily she went to this Corey school of rushed without being good at something She went to the Corey School of rushed product with no real rehearsals DJ and DJ which you've never done before We could enjoy that five weeks. She's amazing and Since she's here, I figure you guys really like the movie soundtrack stuff, right? That's what you're doing in a favorite part of the movie.

You get fast forward, though. She just sings, she brings out and she sings the goonies song. And by the way, just go to it's just to see how like, she looks like she's hot again. He does. But he's believing, I mean, you could see when he said, you get the 20 favorite parts of the show

is the sound, movie, sound, so he's believing, the reason why people like those things, because it's probably crazy, these singing things, right? Oh, yes. And also because he says the same thing on this that he said on A and E's evening at the improv in the 80s when he was on that, he comes out, he goes, you know, I did, I'm wearing the sound from Dream a little dream where I did the song with Michael Damian. He always says Michael Damien.

The guy did a remake of Rock On, he was a soap opera star. Nothing that like no one cares about Michael Damien in music. There was a guy that goes, did I wrote? It's like, you know what I mean? It's almost like, did I co-wrote with Bob Foster? Bob Foster? You know, I don't know who that is. Bob, third keyboardist for the J. Kyle's band.

What? Play with them for two years on the road. Bumph, monster. Oh, yeah, yeah. God bless them. Oh, it's always a good way to end our pre-record week. Cory, I'm sorry. I know you hate this, but you keep giving us this gold.

I gotta talk about it. I've slowly fallen in love with them. Me too I say why I apologize. I'm sorry. You hate to someone. I want to be able to come I want you to take the band off me to come to show I will not interrupt your show I will never ever disrupt your show. I wouldn't I would never in a million years we dress you as a woman And you come as my date as my wife Yeah, because I'm not banned. He knows nothing about me I would him to live in constant fear that a giant he she's going to come into his show

one day. You won't know if it's me. I'm not. Would you be if he and him became friends? I'd love it. I don't want him to hate me. But he doesn't like you. He does not like me.

She's five weeks? For five. Yeah, she'd learn aune song in five weeks. No, but here's what it is. She's young and hot and he's definitely as a fucking or she's gonna be the next one for sure. God bless him, dude. Cory wins again, dude. Cory wins again.

Robert Kelly is also a performer. Yes, I am. He isn't dancing Michael Jackson, but he dances in his own unique way. Although him and Michael Jackson grew up dancing together. Bobby's gonna be in Brotherford, I am. He isn't dancing Michael Jackson, but he dances in his own unique way. Although him and Michael Jackson grew up dancing together. Bobby's gonna be in Brotherford, New Jersey. This, Mother F and Week and everybody at Saturday, September 23rd, after that he's gonna be at Skankfest in Vegas,

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Okay nice 4 p.m. live Pacific time. Be there B-Square are we streaming that? We're not streaming that. We're not streaming it. It's going to air the week. We're off the week after Skankfest and it's going to be our Thursday episode the week after that. We're off the week after Skinkfest and it's going to be our Thursday episode the week after that. We're off the week after?

Yeah, what's happening? What am I going to do? I thought I told you that I'm sorry. Can I do the show? I mean, I don't want to be a don. Oh, no. A week. When I've got a lunch.

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