The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Big Angus w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan Pt.2

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

The men from "Are You Garbage?" are back for the second part of their visit to the Bonfire. The holidays must be hitting Jay hard because he reminisces about childhood photos where he looks ridiculous. Jay wants to get to the real story behind a photo of his mother and two strange dudes. So he calls his Mom on the air to see if she has answers. He revisits his living situation growing up in Philly that contained many people under one roof. Visit Areyougarbage.com for all their tour dates and online store! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Problem with this. You got a problem with what? I got a real problem with this. What's happening? We have great guests. I want to give him a proper intro, but I don't like this. What's the matter?

Our Philadelphia Eagles song, our Philadelphia song, of this guy who I discovered. Yes. And we've been playing since well before the season. Yeah, you discovered him and made him famous. I discovered it made him famous. Q102 in Philadelphia is now saying a petition for that to be the new Philadelphia's theme song. It's already a Philadelphia's theme song. song over here. You can't take our radio

bit. They took it. Beef. Radio beef. Let's go. Fuck you, Q102. And by the way, we're doing Radio Wars? We're doing Radio Wars. I'm going to enter Chio in the morning. Is that Q102? No, it was Q102 in like the 90s. Yeah, Q102 flipped over. That was a channel flip at one point. My mom was

banging a guy. It was her boyfriend. But it's funny to say banging a guy named J.R. who was a DJ over there when I was younger. She banged a lot of guys. Yeah. She banged a lot of guys. But J.R. was for a while and I used to get Thriller sent out to me every time I got from school. Months or years? Really? Really. A couple years. Oh, okay. Oh, that's nice.

DJ in the 80s? And then he got moved to D.C. as a DJ. And then they sort of stayed together for a little bit, and then... Banked somebody else's mom? And then he banged someone out of their fat kids' mom. I say this... I say this respectfully. Actually.

Your mom did well. She did her right. Oh, she did good. Absolutely. She was a piece, right? She knew what to do. She got to keep the house safe by fucking some cops. Yeah.

And then she knew how to keep me feeling good about myself. I didn't have a day. But the guy my mom's fucking says my name on the radio every day. That's pretty good. From a guy who lives in Borges, New Jersey, that's all right. I'm going to send you picture. You guys can see JR. Oh, they're going to send you pictures of your mom.

Stop it. Yeah, I was saying more for her. She must have been a beautiful woman. She did very well. Oh, yeah, no, my mom, yeah. These are some of the pictures. I'll send you these pictures, Lou. You want to bring out young mom?

Sure, sure. She got cans, right? I'm texting to you, Lou, all right? Respectfully. She has knockers. I think he's getting away with anything. She's got a nice bus, right, respectfully? Bobby, how much money out of the street that those glasses have, by the way?

Those things are serious business. I love that. Anthony Aiden, baby, go down, man. He'll hook you up. You both should be wearing some glasses. You got a guy? You got a guy? You got a guy.

And you know what sucks about my glasses guy? Fuck you, Jay. Chris Estefano. Fuck it. What Chris does? Stole my guy and then said it was his guy. Oh, buddy. Just say that you found it after Chris.

You texted me. You didn't get it? What happened? That's a level of success when you got a guy for stuff. You got a sneakers guy? I had no I don't I don't do sneakers I'm a sneaker head That's so funny I just

Crossed that line Yeah I wanted to watches I have a watch guy I have a watch woman You cross what line I don't want one of our sneakers anymore Professional dude he showed up to the studio the other day A set of loafers and I'm like

What the fuck? I've never seen them And nothing but Velcro I got these you gotta get these These are made Those are sneakers Dude no wait a second They're from the fucking space force Dude look Bobby those are sneakers

These are sneakers But they're fat guy sneakers So no back Kizix. This little invention in the back, you just slip in. That's like a shoehorn. It's an inside shoehorn. So I just tie them once and forget. Respect that. Do you know how many times

I've run out of the house with the back of my sneaker? Yes. Dude, losing it. And once you get that cardboard in there, Ben, you're done. I got yelled up by Paul Verzi because the back of my thing was, my back of my Nike's were creased. Man, we used to have nudity on this show. Now listen to us talking about comfy shoes. We're waiting for you to bring up your mom's cans.

I can only van for so long if it's not about ditties. Respectfully, Bring up your mom's cans. He's getting my mom's cans. I'm also finding... Bobby, what sillium husk are you using these days? I'm a metamusal, man.

Sugar-free. Right before I go to bed. Oh, I'm going to send you guys. There's a couple more pictures that are coming through. I've been having a hard time with my poops. Me too. I'm on a Zepound. I'm all jammed up.

Oh, is it jamming you up? It's like the contra-hocan curve back there. Is it coming out like a coffee cup? They come... They are like burnt cookies. Hard as a rock. Right. Manjaro hasn't caused...

Well, I guess it's caused some pretty vicious diarrhea before, but... This will get pretty fat. From OZempic to Zepound, it's like night and day. I don't know what they did. They worked on a formula. I don't feel anything. You feel good. I would love diarrhea.

Yeah, not shitting. Every once in a while, diarrhea is great. Diarrhea, it's like puking out of your ass. It just clean. You feel thinner? I'm holding it back, not even, like, as we speak. He's always got it. It's knocking on the door.

Is it a regular one, or is it going to come out? This is like a Chinese girl after a nightclub. If you ladies are done talking over there. Whoa. There's my mom's fucking big old. Holy cow. I'm just going to say this right now. My set of games on her.

She's my type of chick. What does that the fuck does that mean? Respectfully. Respectfully. Respectfully is like that's the type of girl I would go for back in the day. She's cute, man. She's cute. Whoa.

Your mom's pretty, man. That is a hot Philly Jewish girl. Your dad walked out on that? Yeah, right. Crazy. Is that a one. It's probably a body suit, I would guess, especially across her big Jew boobs.

Respectfully. Is there another one? She looks like Barbara Streisand a little bit. They're getting more scantily clad as well, which I like. Now, see if you can flip this guy right here, because this, when I was young man, young boy, my mom sent me one summer to my dad's brothers. So my dad was a tough look.

My dad was uninterested in me. Thankfully, his brother... I went to the cross camp one year. His brother was a little more interested in me, thank God. than my dad was to take me for the summer, and I'd go down to Florida for, not the summer, but for like two weeks or whatever. That's great.

My mom went on vacation to the Bahamas. First night of my trip, they took us to go see, my uncle took me and my cousin to go see Jaws for the Revenge in the movie theater. Earlier that day, the one time I talked to my mom, this is back in, you know, you had to call from the Bahamas.

You know, I was a kid. Yeah, you had to dial the code. She got a hold of me and told me that she was going on a banana boat that day. Opening scene of Jaws of Revenge is everyone gets eaten off a banana boat, particularly. Somebody jokes we could throw in here with respect for that. Respectfully not. We're all holding back. Don't hold back because I'll tell you what's coming up in this picture.

What was happening while I was terrified wondering how, crying in my uncle's house, how can I get a hold possibly? Hang on one second. Paco, get your shit together. Sorry, it's a Filipino. A Filipino boy. How could I, but while I'm desperately trying to get a hold of her and crying, they can't get a hold of her. these two young men just came back with my mom

to her room she says these were great guys we were drinking but nothing happened I go this picture was taken before these guys tossed you and your stupid friend Joanne around yeah everything happened because my mom went back to college a little bit older but she was always managed retail stores

so she'd be friends with some younger people and her and her friend Joanne went and became fucking whores for these two fucking jagoffs who own a goddamn rowboat Those guys were running something They weren't just doing rowboats Look at that big bottle of something That got everybody in the move

You know what that is? That's an empty bottle of Bartles and James Wine Coolers And that is what they call a panty dropper That looks like a picture you'd see on a Netflix documentary Slowly zooming in on that guy with the beard Your mom back Jonah Hill's dad Gary Hill

Ah, it's like the beards back then I mean those guys definitely My mom suck their dicks or one of their dicks something probably one in the one in the bum not at the same time jay can we get her on the phone i've asked just a thousand times she says nothing she's going to not say nothing because she can't she's a lady she's a lady respectfully back then she wasn't she still she's still in that picture she's not a lady but now she's a lady she's west philly completely in her defense she was divorced she's in a tight situation smoking hot smoking hot down the middle do your thing

fun i push back what the sense of comedies she said her only son to live with the brother-in-law's place to get laid. So she could go down and get fucking spitting. Did you all was it always a situation where you went to his place? You go to Ohio. I'm going to the islands. No but my mom did oftentimes my mom did send me away

to lay it down because when she started hooking up with and this was the best. Probably eating her out of house and home. She had to get you out of there for a couple tweets. More than likely yeah. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah by the way. Look how molestable I was. Oh man. You still are. By the way, by the way if you go to the next one. I love those pajamas.

J.R. And by the way, he's wearing a B-105 t-shirt. Before it became 101, B-101. Were you into Star Wars? Were you one of those kids? Me and my pop-hop made that Millennium Falcon model. By the way, when I describe my story of being too old jerking off in my room, I described my room as Smurf, Comforter. Sweet. Smurf curtains are over there, and I very vividly described that picture of Kermit the Frog riding at 10 speed. That explains the fingernail publisher.

How old are you again? What are you? Now? 48, almost. You're 48, so I'm 49. We were right there. Star Wars, the Smurfs. I remember I got a smurf set of towels, washcloth, and hand towels,

and I started crying like a baby. Just look at some of the kid. Like someone gave you an heirloom? Yeah, I love Smurfs so much. You were so moving out. Look at that guy. J.R., dude. That guy was banging my mom,

and I got to say, he was out kicking his coverage a bit. For sure. Yeah. My mom could have done better now. Yeah, that looks like DeRosa. Now, there's another picture. I say you another one, Lou. Yeah, the other picture I sell you?

Because this was one of my favorites, too. No, you didn't get another one? You sure? Holidays are hitting Big Jay Hart. You want to say it to him? Stop it. I can send it to him. Stop it, Bob.

I got pictures of Jay, Mom. Those pajamas were so good because they were so thin. They were comfy. You got it? Pajamas now suck. Where's pajamas? The next one's really funny. The next one's me and my father.

This is the last of my dressed up. I'm wearing, I'm a baby in a velour suit. I love the velour. And I want you to drink this in as I show this to you. This picture is my dad. I'm so happy to see him, and he's really making a face like, I'm going to be splitting pretty soon, bud. I was going to say, is the last picture going to...

It's my ball lasted, Jake. Is the last picture going to be the back of a Buick driving down the street? Well, we had some good times, didn't we kid? He's like, look, it ain't you, dude. It's your fucking mom being the same chick every night. Your dad looks so cool, too. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, he was way too cool to be bedded dad.

at 23 years old well we get what's this he's 22 here so it's like too too young to be fucking sacked down with a kid dude he just dumped the load he didn't know she was gonna fucking keep it you put on your daddy's coming over suit no this is he's got a vest on this is him still living here he's got about another year and a half before he was like but that's what he says he looks at he goes yeah i'm not gonna be around teach you at throw you look like you were late for a shift at sardis with that fucking fucking back waiter i am dressed like a fucking a monkey movie usher.

You need your ticket, sir. Yeah, get back here. My dad thought I was a pet monkey. That's why I just be like that. I don't know, do tricks or something. Pet monkeys were hot back then. You had a blonde hair when you were a little cutie-patutie? Almost like reddish-brown.

That's why if you look deep, dude, I'm all freckles. Which is why I'm self-hating, though. I also hate freckles on chicks. I don't like freckles. Really? When a girl... I've seen such pretty girls, when they have like the skin that's more freckles. than skin color.

Gotcha. It's all, I'm, I, I consider them brave, like, to live life. All my cousins were freckled up. Yeah, I got a couple girls. I love, I do like a, like a nice 49-year-old, a little couple of cancer freckles on their chest. Well, sure. I kind of like that.

It's weather. I like a little. Let you know she used to wear them out, so at one time they were great. Yeah, she had them out. No sunblock. Little skin tags. Yeah, just put, just oil on her tits for a long time.

Speaking of the kids are real, I saw a picture of your son the other day. He's growing up. to be a big boy. Yeah, he's a big kid. He's, he can't fit in sneakers anymore. That's what I told Bobby speaking, too, a handsome boy. What great is he in there? Very molestable.

He's in seven. Yeah, you try molesting him. He'll fuck you. Yeah, he looks like you tune somebody over. He'll make you suck his dick. I'm going to skits out until I get hold of my mom and ask her if she fucked these two guys. Where is this coming from? Would you get to therapy or something?

No, no. Someone's approaching my mom being hot when she was young. So then I started showing it pictures, and then I came across that one again. I'm like, oh, yeah. This is before I said you. was hot? Like outside or just when I said it? Did I bring this up? Somebody said it was my mom

was known to be a looker. We should announce our guest, don't you think? Yes. Who's coming on to show? Are we? Fifteen minutes? Yeah, I thought I was interning. I'm trying to find a picture of my mom. Oh, Christ. You know what really hurts, but my mom used to have until I humiliated out of it finally a ringback tone

that was Sean Paul's temperature. I got the right temperature to make you keep in. Whoa. I call my mom. That's a girl who can back it up. and dump it. My mom's slaves, dude. Our guest here, joining us for the whole show.

What a treat, everyone. They're going to be in Atlanta this Thursday at the Buckethead Theater and in Philly at the Met on December 13th. You know them. It's the RU Garbage Boys, the hilarious Kevin Ryan and H. Foley in the house. Thank you, buddy.

Are you guys not going to Skank Fest? We are. Oh, thank you. We're going to Atlanta on Thursday, and then we'll be there Friday. Be there Friday. All three nights? Yes.

Yeah, no, not Sunday, Saturday, Sunday. We're leaving Sunday morning. Yeah. You're going to miss me to do slip, not. It's going to be great. Is that right? We get masks. Aren't they doing comedy jam every night?

Yeah, yeah. Nice. I might be doing a little red corvette one of the other nights. We talked about that last night. I think I could do it. I can't find it. You know, we're together later, too. You know that.

It's very action-packed weekend. What are you doing tonight? You're doing something tonight? Story Wars at the Gramercy Theater for the Comedy Festival. Comedy Festival. You were there for the Joe Listman of the Year. Joe List's man of the year, just regular show. They put a name on it.

He didn't get award for anything. I thought that was an award. No, he didn't get shit. I love Joe, and I was like, yeah, he is the man of the year. And then it was just nothing. Who won the man of the year? Nobody. There's no man, there's nothing.

It's like, you know, it's like meltdown. Like a show, you know when a show has a name or something. Did he come up with their name? No. They did. They did. The suits. Of course, accepted it.

You know, like it was real. Should have got him a trophy or something. Yeah. Oh, maybe some herpes stuff. Yeah, it was just a regular set Gramacy's cool It's a great venue Doing a podcast there is fun

But stand-up is a little weird Because the sound just goes up It is And it's gone It's like Am I doing good? You know what I thought that on that stage as well I felt that on the stage

At every stage actually You'll appreciate this from your neck of the woods We do we're at the Wilbur a few weeks ago Great theater There ain't much better than that No The Wilbur is fucking great Oh

The place is great It's like they're right here well he he the old club have you ever gone the mike's roast beef that's what's awesome about the comedy connection was the best club in the world i've ever played it was in fanio hall okay it was 400 seats but it seemed like a hundred people they just jammed them all in so when he bought the wilbur he took out all the seats in the theater in the front that's why it's like a club in the first floor right replicated the club from fanio hall in the bottom we also get hammered oh it's i mean which is

like we came up in Philly and then New York so it's like that's like going home and it's great they let them in it's an 8 o'clock show they let them in at 5.30 to start drinking and by the time you get up there they're fucking hammered yeah we've learned to with the Boston audience let's get him hammered yeah exactly

we'll get like DMs or whatever like doors are at 6 shows at 7 by like 6 14 we're getting angry DMs it's fucking $14 for a be in here kids like they're all complaining about the prices at the theater I was there I think the I went over to the club, and then I used to play the Wilbur, because the last time I was there, they had, you know, they do multiple shows. So they had Kevin Hart for like 19 shows.

And then they had Sarah Silverman the night before, Wanda Sykes, and then before me on my show, they had Anthony Jesselneck, and they had Conan O'Brien at the Wang next door. So I'm sitting up front smoking a cigar and people just walking by going, Bubby! I'm like, where are you going? Conan. I was a guy and see you guys later Yeah And the DM that's telling you that you The beers are too expensive So funny how like

We're so touchable in any way Could you imagine at a point being able to like Message Axel Rose And be like fucking He's like do welcome the jungle tonight Yeah and then he gets mad And then he right back to him Dude mind your business

I don't like welcome to the jungle anymore Hitting Gary Shaling up on WhatsApp Yeah I just sent a dick pick to Axel So Rose. Here's the thing. He may never see it, but somewhere in his box. It's there. There's a picture of your cock.

That wasn't the old days. You weren't able to touch your celebrities back then. You had to write a letter in a fan club. I know, and it never ever got to them. A fat lady read it. One fat lady that they let in by accident. I always hate those, not hate those stories, but there was always like a comic or somebody that said, yeah, I wrote him a letter and he got back to me.

What the fuck of the odds of that? I always assumed that I was a kid. I sent a letter. Well, I'm never going to see that again. Yeah. Where the fuck is that going? Why would anybody write back? Yeah.

I'll tell you what, the thing will never get, people have to get excited for a, for like a text now. When I was young and I went to my dad's one summer in Ohio. I had such a crush on the girl that lived next door to him. She had zero interest in me. But no one has to know that when you go back home and tell everybody that she did have interest in you. Of course. And then.

John DeVoteer in Greece? Yeah. I was sent a shoot, Papa. I sent her, uh, but, I sent her, uh, but, I, We would mail letters back and forth. I mean, her letters had... Really? Glitter bombs.

Yeah. And little stickers in them sometimes. And it was just like... It was the gray... The paper smelled like some kind of perfume or something. Just your mom sending them back to you. Yeah, I thought you said she didn't have interest. What, did you write these?

That was so your mom sending them back to you. She didn't not have interest. She wasn't sending... They weren't love letters. She was just corresponding. But I didn't matter. If she would write... Listen, the small...

Fat kid in school, dude, the smallest thing... Any letter. ...was the greatest thing. Genessa Farrageli wearing my, for some reason... LA King Starter Jacket? From Fariegel. Farragel. Where does she cut hair now? She's a dance instructor for young children.

But she would wear... Real nice, guys. Way to attack someone who's giving it back. That is very great. When she would put on my... When she would wear my L.A. King Starter jacket, she might as well have been wearing a promise ring that we're going to be together forever.

And she would be actively dating friends of mine at that time, but I was still like, didn't matter, man. She chose my jacket. because it's cold in here and I'm freezing. That's because you didn't have a track jacket. Wait, she was banging your friends but wearing your jacket? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think of banging my friends? Let's hope not. I hope she wasn't a piece of trash like that at fucking 14 years old. They made her put the jacket, no, get the jacket on. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you brought Jay's jacket home? Good.

Let me come on it. I remember a comic buddy of ours that we were in Philly that happened. There was this hot check that came to a show. He went home with her. And like right before she signed. this dick she was like that fat guy was really funny Kate did that to me

with a prostitute in Brazil I thought he was paid did not call you fat listen I like this girl all week and she gave me no time a day and then finally we're out having lunch at the cafe all of us and she's over there and I bought her American there's a we call the panty later she walk around

with little g-string panties on a stick with flags on her resort was this that was He's a fucking place. He's universal. He came out in a town with two guys with beards. Hey, keep it down. Someone's trying to get DTed over here.

Is that Jay's mom? That was my Keith. I said, you Keith? That was my 2004, Keith. That was my 2004, dude. It was 2004, dude. So I bought her American flag panties. I sent them over, and she waved.

We started talking. I brought her over the table. What happens? I mean, dude, I'm in love with this girl. I would fucking. marry this girl and then Keith was like she's a goddamn hooker stop acting like you like her and then I was like would you fuck him she's like no I fuck bobby she kept saying oh and everybody's laughing oh she don't want nothing to do with Keith I go I'm going to take you to dinner I'm going to take

her the panty sales lady no not her the blonde the Brazilian hooker so I got her I got her late classier than the underwear salesman I got her a merger flagged panties yeah and I go I'll be right back. And I went upstairs, took a shower, cologne, put my, I had like a nice outfit. I put the nice outfit. I come back down, they're all gone. And there's this Asian dude sitting eating rice and chicken. He goes, you look at for your friends? I go, yeah.

I think that black dude, you took that chick you were talking to. He went, as soon as I left, he went, and he goes, how much? And she went, no, he went, 200, Real. She went, yeah. And he took her, and he went and fucked her in his old town room. But he goes, put the panties on.

He took a photo of the paint He's balled up in the corner With his jizz all in him That Asian guy was evil For doing that to you You're sitting there Food again, Mr. Kennedy I like when your friends

Prove a point to you By breaking your heart Yes Yeah, my boys did that to me A lot in high school With a girl I was dating That was the Kevin Hart That was the story

I'm always told They told me a girl that I was hooking up It was a whore That she would fuck any of us And I was like You're just jealous Because she likes me And they just

She wears my jacket And then, I mean, he literally, he said two senses to her. He got in the backseat of my car with her while I was driving. What? And essentially said something. He's like, hey, I heard you're awesome at sucking dick. And, like, almost, like, tapped the back of her head. And she just, like, I saw her, like, pull gum out of her mouth and just disappear in my rear of your mirror.

Get out of here. Oh, my God. I would have hit a telephone pole for all purpose, dude. Hey, guys, I'm going to stop at Wawa real quick. You did? I mean, anything back there, napkins? Hey. If you guys wouldn't mind, can you try to finish while I'm in there?

I'm trying to. money you're crying eating a gobbler in the front scene it's only seasonal having your friends you guys want a gobbler too it's seasonal you might not be able to get a couple of weeks left having your friends fuck you chick sucks yeah it just sucks I had I remember I had tawny my first real girlfriend I was so in love with her funny first time I had sex was with this girl first time I jizzed everything and dicky and Scott were actually in the bushes helping me because I was a circle pumping they were like no dude pump straight in and out

and then a couple days later wait circle pumping's no good no circle pump is no good damn it wait you were getting coached yeah they were in the bushes next to me put you have a headset in no there was no headset back at this fucking early 80s and uh two days later dicky's like we gotta talk I gotta talk to you and we went to our little fort we had like a little tree house thing and we're in there he's like I want to let you know brother Tony's a whore I'm like how how do you know he goes

I fucked her I'm like What? That's information You've gotten A tree for? Probably just hangs himself On the tree

Also sounds like Dick he was 42 years old Yeah Hey kid Come in this Half-buried truck tie I'm talking to me Come to my home Hey

Me on top of the pirate ship John would you I got bad news I know you think she's nice girl Terrible news And I think I left it in her And she might be bad My baby

He fucked her in front of the rectory When my grandmother works Oh damn it This is Christ What kind of horse? What kind of whores and fucking hoodlums did you grow up with? Sex and a church, that's terrible. Well, I'll tell you what, it's when you don't, my, it was funny.

It was another one I got really insulted on, but like, when, toward the end of me and my ex-girlfriend, when I first started comedies, like, relationship, like, right towards the end of it, I was, when I was driving up with Kevin Hart and Keith Robinson every day from Philly, pretty much. I was gone a lot, too, and I remember those to making fun of me. I took it so in stride. My region I was originally called Big J was because I had another friend named Jay, and he was Little J and Big J to our group of friends. And my girlfriend called me when I was like,

what, you know, what do you do? And she lived with me at the time, too. And I go, what are he doing? She goes, I'm going to go, like, Little Jay asked me if I wanted to go watch him play basketball, you know, over it or whatever. And, like, Little Jee was actually very good at basketball. And like, but I don't know.

Something about it didn't strike me is that crazy? Because it's always pick up games. going on she wasn't going to just watch him shoot around but it just what she said was I'm getting the rebounds for the little jay I don't trust any girl that wants to just go watch random basketball games I'm a guy who's good who's going like come that's a lot it what it didn't see much strange but understanding hearing it outwardly when I was telling her like he's like speaker pho you know what did you say and when she hung up and I was like there I go she's going I go no I mean he's going to play like games you go that's not what it sounded like and then

for the whole ride to New York from Philly was emma's doing a thing like Cheryl hold my shirt while I fucking shoot these three pointers and I'm just doing like giving her like his clothes she's like holding his fucking sweaty stuff while he's playing and I was like I guess it does sound weird then

when we were definitely breaking up my parents said that one night they came down to the living room and he was there and your house he's just in the house but not they weren't like doing anything on the couch it was like they were you there no I was still going I was coming back from New York

that night. Why was she there? What's going on? She lived there. She lived at your parents' house. Buddy, you know these white trash things, aren't you? Holy shit. Do we have another episode coming up? I didn't know this. Your girl moved into your mom and stepdad's

house. Every, and by the way, as now reflective, that is a bad thing. But my mom and stepfather, 100% of their children, my brother and both my sisters at one point have lived in the house as a teenager

with their teenage things are generational trash it's crazy I really that felt like you were proud of me like you're like you never cease to amaze me man yeah really it's like I mean like listen I had my sister had her boyfriend move in

but they were like older 21 22 it was a lease thing and he lived in the computer room in the basement it was like oh no these were like all right we're going to bed We're going to bed before high school tomorrow. Were they inviting people over to fuck them while you're away? They didn't invite Little Jay over.

He just came over. Little Jay does what he wants. Yeah, Little Jay wants that pussy. He's got to fuck get that pussy. Little Jay. These are my roommates, Mr. Mrs. Ocerson. You guys know Jay's parents, right? Man, what a piece.

Was this guy a comic? Are you still friends with Little Jay? I was still in touch with Little Jay a little bit. You don't walk away from a jump shot like that. No, no. You keep that close. If you get a pickup game, the kid was good. but uh little j um you know we stayed in touch over the years a little bit and i've seen him a couple

times if it makes sense it's come it's they definitely they might they probably more than likely definitely thought 100% sure but i they both said they didn't it's never it's you know i mean like even when it's come up again it was always like no but you know it's like never and say so many years later like it wouldn't matter it's all water under the bridge you've had you had your excursions as well of sure it's all jizz on the chin But, like, the audacity, it's either, like, that was the first time it had. Like, my brain goes, which I doubt that was the case. So it's like, they've done it separately.

Or they've done it away from the house enough to be like, I don't give a fuck at this point. Why are we fucking outside? We could just fucking Jay's house. I got Jay's house. His parents love me. Then the funny thing was, like, when I heard that, though, because it was kind of like a rumor mill that was kind of going around for a minute then. What?

That's a fact mill, dude. That is one of those. Jay's like, there was rumblings that she was. fucking little jay they're making the announcement at school in the morning and shout out to little jay for 13 points last night and a rim job i still don't think she did it 13 10 double double and he got his balls wet a dude the rumor it was rumbling real i tried that you're a sweet boy at heart you truly are jay had a girlfriend named angel who was a big kind of brooded red-headed girl who I was not attractive at all and I was like it was one of those moments

at the crossroad where you're like maybe I should just try to fuck angel and uh she'd be swing if you don't and then I and then I was just like didn't try even I was like and it wasn't out of pure unbridled friendship it was that like it was more of a shitty like I don't want to fuck her so I'm gonna fuck the least attractive of the of the of the my girlfriend was cute Yeah. We took up her. You're fucking him. That's why Little Jay was fucking your girlfriend.

His chick was a beast. He had a tank. I got to send Lou. I got to send Lou one more picture now. Dude, for some reason, I don't know why this was a trend for a minute. My friends and girlfriends, my friends and their girlfriends were all like, you know, when it was like 20 bucks to get like a school picture style packet of just pictures of you and them at like Kmart or Sears.

You get pictures with your chick. Dude, mine is just hilarious. What? Who did that? It would be funny if Little Jay has the same pictures. He's just got one of everybody's girlfriend. I just want to send these pictures to you because I think you guys will love them all so much. These are great ones here. There's no way they fucked and she didn't suck his cock too.

Yeah, what? They're hanging out at the house. That's insane. That's diabolical. We should put this up on our social. and make this a fucking uh we should have caption contest for for these two well the i don't know if we could do the one because the girl what are you guessing i'm guessing she's in front of jay he has his hands on her hips absolutely and there's a log involved

no they're hanging over a log no no no just plain background it's not that it's just like the faces on it just like what are we doing why are we taking professional pictures doing the eating pussy face he's behind her this is my bitch Let me know if you get him. Jay was so hurt. We took professional pictures to get them. Professional pictures. Doesn't Olin Mills mean anything to you anymore?

Dude, catching her. They laughed at the pitches when he was away. Oh, sucks. Dude, probably. Catching her cheating with somebody. She worked at Kmart for a while, which was a nice hookup because I can't. One that got away, huh? Well, I'll tell you what.

What was really nice? Plus, he was on Blue Light Special. She worked at the jewelry slash cologne counter. So I can walk in that. That's how I got my seven nose rings. Buddy, not. Never my nose rings. Those were choices made in my 30s.

As a teenager. I paid retail for these. No, it was nice. She'd go in there and slide me a little under the table jupe cologne. Fahrenheit. That was nice. And a little chlamydia. But she was, it's so funny.

Oh, my God. God damn it. Holy shit. She's a cute girl. She's cute, but Jay, C, Coo. serious. Jay's really trying to fucking take a sexy photo. Jay looks like the only guy that died in Desert Storm.

Look at it. Jay. Jay. Jesus Christ. Jay's actually listening to the photographer. It was a show of strength. No one was supposed to die. She looked like a turtle out of his shell.

The guy was given input and Jay made every face that guy said. Loub, get this up. Now do the face of your girlfriend's cheating on you with little Jay. Wait, now which one we'll make it. We'll decide and hear. Don't post it yet, Lou. Do we caption contest this?

Can I just say something, though? You're such a big kid. You look like you're molesting her. It does. She looks like you kidnapped her. Absolutely. You look kind of put for the 8x10, too. How old were you in this photo?

This is probably me at like 18, her at 16. Ooh. Is that legal? I didn't say she was cute. Romeo Juliet laws. Oh, back down. Okay. Can I ask you something?

Respectfully. You have 38 Cs You are her Come on It's nice to have a check in front of you like that I'm a bigger guy tell you, get in front of me This is not sure you're fucking that my shirt continues down It comes on the other side of her

Like a bathing suit to be wearing That's good blocking, dude It would just be a photo of Jay With little hands Well the funniest was my friend Dave Skinty Tall black dude took a picture with his girlfriend I wish I had that picture still I think

I gave it to Kurt Metzger at one point and he headed up on his wall like back in Philly because how funny it was Dave was just standing like his chick was a white trash chick And she, yeah yeah yeah But she was also She wasn't very attractive

She wasn't attractive at all She wasn't like fat or anything But she had skinny black guy from Philly We got it. But she had a head We used to call her bong She had a head like fucking bonged It was huge

And the picture They took a picture of the same pose together, but because of the size of her head, it looks like he's standing, like, in a room, like, far back. He said to be behind her. Yeah, he's, like, way, behind her. It looks like a black guy wandering into a picture of her head and was like, oh, hey, a camera.

I wanted to ask you, where is that photograph being photographed on? Because that is some rough carpet. I don't know if you've clocked that. That is a rough carpet. It looks like dirty cauliflower. That is my mom's house in West Philadelphia thing. Thank you. You're gonna get her a rumbo.

That's all the cigarette smoke from her nights with the guys. She didn't smoke. This is my mom-mom? My mom wasn't a slut. Respectfully. Respecting my mom wasn't a slut. And she didn't smoke. You were a cute kid though.

Can we punch in on them a little bit if we can? Why are you pursing your lips? I'll tell you why. I'm trying to get all of my sparse facial hair to come together. That makes sense. I'm trying to get it to connect. Now here's the thing. You're saying I'm a cute kid here.

I'm going to tell you where I was still... The next picture is me still trying to figure it out, holding my baby sister, Shana, and my brother. She stood in front of me. That's... Oh, my God. Friendship bracelet necklace. You look like a Jewish girl at camp.

My sister looks like she was born too early. You got a pre-me? My sister looks not done. You look like a 16-year-old girl that a kid too early. 16 in pregnant? I look like a 16-year-old girl is dealing with their children. I love them both, but it doesn't make life easy. That's for damn sure.

What the fuck are you wearing? Dude, that's crazy. A zip-up, short-sleevee cross-colors. That's nuts, dude. Buddy, it's Philly in the... This is probably the late 80s or 90s. And what do you dress like? Fresh Prince of Ballet, man.

I get it. You look like Little Jay's girlfriend. That's fucking nuts, dude. I look like Little Jay's girlfriend. That's a tough picture of your sister That's just bad What about your brother with the overalls And no shirt

You guys look like you're from three different planets Where We all met on a spaceship Bobby You guys are space trash Bobby Kelly used to dress like that While he did comedy still Overall's a no shirt

He met it at Tim Horton He's on Jupiter Why we're doing this I just got one actually yesterday from the 90s I'll send over to Lou Is your sister okay Yeah she's fine

Respectfully She bounced bad They cured it Man It's your sister okay She does looks like You're killing her Never give a baby Mountain Dew

Why the bangs bro What was up with the bangs He was trying listen I know Exactly where you're coming from You were trying to figure it out A million things were going on here Here's what's happened And what always happened my whole life

Skinny kids were doing stylistic choices That were bold But it was working So when a skinny kid came in And was like What I'm wearing a fucking sweater And M.C. Hammer Black MC Hammer pants

You go he's fucking doing it And he's rocking It looks kind of cool Cavarici And then you go do it And you're like oh Pleaded pants Doesn't really make a difference

When the waist is 42 I look like a middle-aged Life Yeah exactly These aren't going public, are they? I dressed like Aileen Warnos. You look like my sister now. Those like Z. Cavarici pants on a big guy back then.

You look like a fucking genie with no wishes. I didn't even get the... I was too fat for the Cavarichies. I was too big for the Cavalichie pants. I had to do Hugo Boss's version of Cavalichie pants because the Nazis believed in fat. You're going to do PM Dawn version? That kid can sing, though.

I'll tell you that. Wasn't his name also like Triceratop tits? I found that out. All those Mother Earth rap bands, because I think I was on the plane with the black guy. That's so funny. Hey, what?

Like those Mother Earth rappers, like common and shit. Always talking about the atmosphere and shit. Yeah, fucking arrest of development. Take me to another. Yeah. Like thoughtful shit like that. Your fucking ears are so.

Oh, you bang. Yeah, you look so. You look like you smell shit, but you don't know where it is. Look at where. Is it dog in here? Guys, do you smell it? do you that's crazy dude do you see though for sure why a beard is necessary on my

face yeah 100% I don't know you got a good I mean you're you got a cute face especially then you got to cut it out just called his sister retarded I got to clean it up you said she's from another planet I'm right there my sister looks like fucking uh the little thing that says uh it looks like quato yeah it looks like I have a quato are you sure she's not coming out of your belly open your mind get to the reactor what the fuck he's dot it's the hat

looks like a like you have a bun uh huh dude that's a lot of hair hanging out of the front of the hat is there hair spraying that uh no just a lot of bang for sure it might have been a tail popping

out the back there though don't know although I doubt because if I had a tail I would have made sure it was curling out of the back so you could see it who's the hat is you would have taken the picture you know what at the time again it's funny I was telling us to someone recently. When I was young,

I would wear, it didn't matter. Yeah, of course. Logo, the coolest colors, anything. I had, because I thought of it this weekend. I was in the Bucks game. I had Mike Allstad jersey and Warren, Warwick Dunn jerseys. You'd wear anything.

When I moved to New York is where I felt like a fraud wearing anything but Philly teams on stuff. So Christly knows that. It could have been a Florida Marlins. What team went with yellow and pink? The flamingos. The gay racquetball team The party animals

And the Savannah bananas America's favorite baseball teams right now I'm ahead of my time Chandler's like a fat power ranger Yeah the globe trotters of baseball Pink Ranger really let herself go That's what happens when you bang the black ranger Is that one of those helmets

He's a pink dot ranger We're in starburst red Oh my God An orange and black Orange and black friendship plays a necklace That I promise you Was made by a girl in school and I was

like, and again, it's one of those things, because I got it from her, felt some kind of like, maybe there's a thing. I had to live exclusively in my own imagination of his air thing. The movie Angus will still probably make me cry if I watch it. Did you get that hoodie from her too? That Australian one? No, no, no. Angus, about

the little fat kid, who was close to his grandpa and his single mom and his nerdy fucking friend. This is a movie made up in his head. This is the little big Jay's story? How much it affects me? This movie, I relate to this movie so much.

Oh, Angus. Look a little fat. Oh, I remember this. Yeah. I was thinking of, who was the guy? Not Wiley Coyote. He was a red-headed Australian comic. It was like... Or Yahoo! Serious. Yes, Yahoo! Serious. His name was Yahoo! And the movie was Young Einstein.

Yes, it was. Yeah. Man, you were low-weight. You saw that alone. There's some Angus, by the way, I guess the guy now who played Angus lives in New York and Chappelle Lacey, the comedian, is here for the festival and he's like, oh, he goes, he's like, I love this movie so much

when I was growing up and I became internet friends with this guy and now he showed up to my thing. I don't comment on anything. And I commented on it and I go, you have no idea how much Angus meant to me as a kid. What a quefy thing that even fucking comment. A public comment. That's how much it matters to me.

Jay, stop, look at that photo. Is it that quefy? It's Angus. I'm Angus, dude. It's not that quefy. I'd get a couple Angus burgers. I would love to know what you had for dinner that night. Which one is?

This is my, I'm on the left. Yeah, nice hawk. I don't even know what that is. A fun mohawk. That's my mom, my sister, and my brother. I think the first time we went to my stepdad, well, at my mom's boyfriend's house at that time. I think it's just a lot of Sprite.

That's mixed. No, that's mixers. That's mixers, for sure. That's a table full of, my mom had a table full of mixers. I never understood that. Not a drinker. For the gentleman it would come over, I believe. Sure.

Kevin, how much syrup do you have in your hair? Also, my sister looks Puerto Rican for some reason. Oh, look at Denise, though. A single mom trying to keep it together. If she were in scrubs? I don't know. I think she's just a loose shirt from the 80s. 90s, 90s?

Frosted tips. This is 90s for sure, yeah. Hell yeah. I got to find the photo of my mother. Is she hot? My mom was pretty hot, dude. I mean, I really set a tone My mom's big old fat titan

Your mom had fat titties My mom was like Easy It's okay when I say it I know Also fat titties It's just harsh My mom had my sister when she was 15

When she was 18 No shit She was a slut in the bush at a park Okay My mom called back Nice So we hit her Of course

Yes Yeah Got nothing but time Jay She's going to answer this time She thinks something's terribly wrong That's awesome She's worried about me Hey

Hey mom, you're on the bonfire live So don't say the N-word The way you normally greet me Thank you You're here with Bobby Kevin Ryan H. Foley And of course the crew Black Lou, DJ Lou

Jacob Paco Christine's at Skankfest I was just showing the fellows Everyone was admiring your young pictures Of your young Jewish Neubile body Respectfully

And very respectfully And damn it mom It came up again The picture of you with those two guys When I was crying in Florida Because I thought you were killed in a banana boat By Jaws himself And you

And you were hanging out in a hotel room Drinking Bartles and James with two guys, one with a beard, one smooth-faced, and they're on either side of you, all hugged up. Don't fake a vacation. You were on vacation. Your son was crying in Florida. What did you do with those two guys?

This is your moment to come clean. My moment to come clean. I didn't do anything. They drove us back from... They drove us back from a booze cruise that we were on. Oh, shit. Okay. And that's it, and you let him come in for a minute

and just take some snuggle pictures and leave. Can I say something, though? What year was it? Because in a certain, you know, the 70s and 80s were crazy years. It might have been a little earlier. What year was it? What was it?

80 something. Oh, yeah, she definitely. Yeah, the 80s. Oh, that was the time when they did that. Did you guys do Coke? We did not. You know your mama was good. This picture does, mom.

These guys drove you home from booze crews, they're all up in your shit. I don't even know if you're wearing pants in the picture. Can I just say something real quick? I'm wearing shorts. You were wearing shorts. He was wearing really short. He was wearing really shirt.

This looks like at the end of the night moment. Oh, Bobby, are you implying afterwards? They were like, thanks. And she was like, we take a picture, so I wasn't just used like some trash whore pig? Respectfully. Respectfully. Wasn't Joanne in that picture, too, or is it just? No, she's taking the picture, which is weird.

Like, she said she wouldn't be a part of any of this. And you were like, I'll take them both then. No, I told you they drove us home from the booze cruise because the storm came in and nobody else was leaving the booze cruise, but we wanted to go back to the hotel. So they drove us back. And then they came in the hotel. And then they came in the hotel room. Did you have drinks? We made friends on the boat.

Yeah, why did you guys have a lot in common? You really are still a 19-year-old idiot, aren't you? Probably not. No, I wasn't a 19-year-old idiot. I was a 29-year-old idiot. No, I'm saying. I know. Look at the way you're behaving while your son's crying in Florida.

Fat and sad. With family that didn't want them there. Don't forget that hair. Oh, also, I brought the picture of me holding Shawna with Bobby in the picture. We had a good laugh of me, but I got to say everyone is concerned. Can you please back up that Shauna is alive and well and didn't die a little bit later because she was only a pound and a half big? She might have been a regular weight.

you were just holding her i mean i know she was a baby in that picture but she's not that little no she's freakishly little with a face it looks like it's an alien it's this chain it's an amazing she became an attractive uh lady she was freakishly little because you were so much bigger than i just have it's coming at you bobby stole your joke your hand your hand is my no it's not the size my hand guys i wasn't a giant she was freakishly little normal proportion for a large boy very large Can you ask your mom if it was a long six-week pregnancy? Shona, looks like you gave birth to her in a fucking high school bathroom. Her feet are still wet from getting dragged out of the toilet.

What? Why doesn't the kid have a shirt on that? Yeah, but she was. They also wonder why Bobby decided to go at the overalls with no shirt underneath look. It's a little fucking South Jersey dago. I don't say he's taking numbers. Why did you dress Jay like one of the golden girls? She didn't dress me at 15.

Oh, sorry. She should have. It's not a gown, Bobby. It's a zip-ups. The B-Arthur collection? Here's the problem. And my mom will attest to this too. My mom, around this time, my mom had the cash still.

So my mom would take me school clothes shopping. And my mom goes, she liked that she could just go, well, you know what you like. So you'll get what you like. You are right to the girl section. And then I. Can you drop me on this? Forever 21. Okay, Jay.

Do they have a fashion bug here? Also, I didn't know Lane Bryant was a man. Mom, are you laughing at me, too? No. Yeah, don't laugh at me of these people. So can I just... My mom got a job at a casual male big and tall

so she didn't fucking clothe her son. Oh. Who had to dress... Who had to dress like a father. of five when he was a teenager because I was too heavy for regular clothes. He had this short sleeve dry shirt all of them. My mom let you pick out what you liked.

Yeah, I was allowed to pick up my own clothes, but they weren't great decisions. So I had a gold hammer pants. You're dressed like banana rama. Looks like you need hoop earrings on. I'm dressed like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air or Salt and Peppa in the other videos. I'm dressed like Shoop. What's T-Bah's really like? You said

that you never wore the hammer pants. after well you guys laughed me out of those i remember that from the show yes the fashion show yeah i did the fashion show and then i mean they really i mean her my stepfather laughed like i mean like fucking like the burney mac audience at deaf jam i mean they were hitting they were hitting each other zero concern for my feelings

i was humiliated a couple boxes of crumpets to wash that down i gotta say mom i'm looking at this picture of shana again i'm surprised you went ahead and had another kid after this because it like this one came out undercooked. Medium rare. She was so cute. She was just, looks that way

because you were squeezing her because you didn't have to control your own strength. Oh, yeah, I was constricting her? Yeah, I said it wasn't a giant. I was like six foot tall. She was like, but she was born in like five pounds, wasn't she? Your grandma told her she was a cabbage patch doll. Ashana, she won't her six and a half pounds.

Six and a half pounds. All right. How old was she when her neck grew in? we really did decide to get the worst picture printed what I look I look down right unpleasant there's worse ones than this I'm looking like I'm groaning in a Rosie O'Donnell routine you look like you just want lunch I didn't like my salesbury steak my picture is done of you every year oh yeah no when I was young I was cute

this was a we call me in a real awkward phase here that's a tough face for same way how big was When Jay when he came out? You were 15. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mom, you answered two questions. It was a funny answer by accident. I don't know, I'm running with it.

You said 15 to Bobby, what he asked was... How heavy was? How much you do weigh? What did I... No, no, no. What did you... What did Jay weigh when he came out? What did I weigh when I was born?

Seven pounds, eight ounces. Did it hurt when they pulled the chain from the wallet out? who cut the chain wallet did his nose rings hurt I was connected by an umbilical chain wallet oh congratulations dad

do you want to cut the chain is that where the wallet is is it a boy it's a girl it's a dirt bag ma'am it's a dirt bag you should check for a wallet so cute I love you defend me right to the teeth so wait a minute before she goes

so you're saying all of you are so cute you're saying that those guys drove you back you met some friends on a party boat you got blues crews you got hammered they drove you back to the hotel came into the hotel

and then you just took a photo and they were like hey ladies very pleasant meeting you I'm glad we made friends it's nice to meet you hey thanks for let me jam my fucking neck into your tit and laying on my friend's lap

we're going to go now they just left I was the laughs are coming It's cracking. I'm just asking. When I came home and I heard your message on the answering machine. You felt terrible because you were getting gang bang while I was crying.

They were all laughing at you then. Yeah. Did you laugh at my message with these guys? Hey, look at your kid sounds like a fat little fag. Sounds like he's wearing a blouse. Look at this gay photo he took. I didn't hear the message until after I got home to Philly. What was the message?

Mom, come get me. Didn't he thought I got eaten off of a banana? Oh, you kind of did. Sounds like you also had a banana. A couple of plantains by the look of it. And by the way, what's your mom's last name? Now? Yeah.

Marcellino. This is all understandable. You're a young, beautiful woman. You were single. You were doing your thing. That's what we call backpedaling. You just called her over. So, Mrs. Marcellino, they...

You don't call her, Terry. Terry. Terry. What are you saying, Sean? So these guys... Terry, these guys came back, took a little photo. The sun is out in the photo. They left right after this photo?

Well, it looks a little rainy back there, because if you remember, the booze crews stopped because it was raining. So it's a son... But the sun's out, they left right after, right? They didn't stay. They had the shelter. Well... Let's put it this way.

It was... 35 years ago I don't know I don't remember I don't remember I don't know I know that did you do

did you use condoms did you learn a lesson from dad at least oh no oh Jesus I have one more question mom what are the different radio stations that J.R. worked for

I mean while you were giving him the biz which stations B-101 that was B-101 was in Washington Oh WWSH

which I forget the call letters that came that they changed it too He worked at 104 at one point and he worked at what became Q102 No at 106 which was WWSH to start with but they, when they change to top 40,

they changed the call letters. I just can't remember. 106.1. You're remembering a lot of information there. You sure you can't remember that night? Oh, yeah. She remembers the frequency of J.R.'s one station in Washington. But you don't remember that time.

You got fucking bean-pied by two dudes in a fucking goddamn resort in the Bahamas. Why, he was crying at an AMC. While I'm sitting there boo-hooing in the family who I'm unfamiliar with and feel scared to be around. Little Jay's crying into Tata Tots somewhere. Do you know what happened?

Do you know what happened on that trip, by the way? A roommate that lived there, that's right, adults with roommates. A roommate came and took me out and made me watch him gut a fish. It was jarring. And I never forgetted it. Got a fish means. In Florida? Yeah, in Florida.

That's what happened. I wasn't molested, so that's the best I got. What family member? No, not some roommate that they had living with them. Got a fish and he caught a fish and he goes, you want to see me gut this? And I went, no. And they just did it. Wait, weren't you with Aunt Gay?

No, Aunt Kay just dropped me off. You have an Aunt Gay? Gay Tanna. I don't know why she chooses gay. Who's house where you at, exactly? Uncle Vinnie's. Was he married? Yeah, Aunt Patty.

And Ann Patty and him had a roommate. Yep. Does everybody have guests just living at their house in your family? This is, listen, the family, my dad's side of the family, particularly. My family comes from Philadelphia and Florida. That's the two bases of these things. I mean, that is, like, where, I mean, body cam footage comes from Florida. It's from there.

And then Philadelphia's all the other stuff, so. So we've got the best of both going on there, yeah. Young teens. I was telling everybody that all of your children have had their teenage significant others moving into the house at one point. Yeah, I didn't say we did everything, right? Well, the last one was like five years ago. No one's accusing that. Mom, we got to go take a commercial break.

Thanks for calling in. I'll just always say I'm never going to sleep. Oh, also, did you guys come downstairs and see Little Jay banging Cheryl once? Little Jay? I didn't even know that that happened. Didn't it? Is Joe there? She's real good.

When it comes to sex, she's got an amnesia. She keeps her mouth shut. Is Joe there? Yeah, he's there. Hey, Joe. Wasn't there something with Little Jay and Cheryl? No, I don't love that. I don't remember

I remember a couple other guys I remember medium J and little Tony What was that Medium J, extra big J And that little skinny black kid And the teeniest J Did I conjure all that up?

I think the one we remember Is coming downstairs In the morning and finding Somebody's underwear On the kitchen floor Oh that was two girls Me and Joe De Rosa fucked I'll tell you that another time

I love you, bye But the underwear was Joe DeRosa's but the underwear was Joe DeRoses Of course Kevin Ryan and H. Foley are joining us for the whole show They're in Atlanta this Thursday Right before Skangfest The Buckethead Theater in Philadelphia

Oh, and then in Philly at the Met On December 13th, that's so exciting That's the big one. Biggest show of our lives Philly, come out and see the boys Fucking fill it up, sell it out, get your tickets now, do not wait, go to RUGarbage.com for tickets to that and all of their shows Bobby Kelly, of course, going to be a SkangFest this weekend

and then Comedy Connection right after. I am in Scanfitts this weekend and then Salt Lake City right after. Yeah, BigJ Comedy.com for all his tickets and YouTube.com slash epic jokes and we'll be right back. Crackle, crackle.