The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Black Culture Quiz

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

To honor Juneteenth, Black Lou created a quiz to test Bobby and Jay's knowledge of black culture. They learn about black history, lifestyle, and phrases used in Lou's experience growing up. It's also a fierce competition and one of the contestants steals the victory in the end. | The guys give Will Smith's new song a listen and they don't hate it. Jay hates Billie Eilish-type singers who whisper and mumble into the microphone. | Jewel shares a photo of herself that starts out sexy until they zoom in on what she was really highlighting. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, The Bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. Hello, this is James Earl Jones with a message from Black Heaven to teach you white devils about Juneteenth. It's a holiday that commemorates the end of slavery. And it's today. Now let's have some fucking fun, shall we? and it's today now let's have some fucking fun shall we this is the bonfire black culture quiz take it away black hello my brothers and welcome to black lose black culture quiz in honor of Juneteenth we have 14 questions in three short rounds to determine who's getting invited to Black Lou's Juneteenth cookout. You each have buzzers. Jay,

can we hear yours please? Excellent. And Bobby, can we hear yours as well? Sorry. That's... I didn't know. I apologize. Wow. Let's hear hear difference again. Yeah, go blacks run blacks Alright Christine, would you please help keep score in this game today? All right, well, let's get started players. Here's round one It's a lot of trust in the bit killer and this is one is one point per question. In this game, in honor of Juneteenth, you can steal.

Woo! All righty. I like that. Give me carromas! Question one. Again, one point per question. Question one. What boxer floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee?

Ah, I forgot the thing. Jay answered first. Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali is correct. Question 1. What boxer floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee? Jay answered first. Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali is correct. Just a gimme. That's one for Jay. I gotta push the thing up. I didn't know you were holding the thing up.

Well, I think I already gotta hear it. My thing was down. You didn't push it though. My thing was down. Yeah, but even if it was down, you gotta push it. Hey, you know what? You stole it. I didn't steal it.

I got it. Oh boy. It's heating up. Question 2. Yeah, but even if it was down, you push it. Hey, you know what? You stole it. I didn't steal it, I got it. Oh boy. It's heating up. Bobby hates my knowledge of black culture. I don't hate it, I just wasn't ready. Okay. What was the name of the network that helped enslaved people escape to freedom? Underground Railroad.

Bobby is correct! I mean that's a question. I was going to say BET when he said network. I want the BET to help people escape slavery? They've been around that long? My, my, my. Which black inventor improved the functionality of the traffic light and gas mask in the early 20th century. Big J first.

George Washington Carver. George Washington Carver is incorrect. Yeah, of course it is. That's the only bug you've got right now. Bobby. Michael B. Jorgensen. Jordan. I'm sorry?

Jorgensen. Michael B. Jorgensen. Michael B. Jorgensen. I knew it was Albert Einstein No, no, no, did I say George Washington Carver? Yes, you did. I'm out of black inventors I got the answer is Garrett Morgan Garrett. Yes, he made a three-position traffic signal Yeah, and Morgan's great on SNL Garrett old morgue made the three-position traffic signal. Garrett Morgan, he was great on SNL. Garrett. Old Morgan.

All right. Next question. Who was the first black woman to win an Academy Award for Best Actress and for what film? Oprah Winfrey and for The Color Purple. That is incorrect. I apologize. Damn it! I thought you'd, don't give me hope.

Jay, would you like to steal? Halle Berry Monster's Ball. Wow, yes, that is correct. You sure. Black girl, you sure. And that was in 2002. She'll make me feel good. Yes.

Make me feel good. You know what I remember of that? Not the sex part, the little fat kid that hid chocolate in his pillow. Yeah. That's what I related to in that the sex part the little fat kid that hid chocolate in his pillow That's what I related to in that movie. Well. He was her mother was feeling good. Oh you hit chocolate You motherfucking fat motherfucker. Let me get let me feel good All right, I believe this is the last question in round one What cultural movement of the 1920s and 30s?

celebrated black art literature literature, and music, and was centered in New York City? Can I hear that question again? Absolutely. What cultural movement of the 1920s and 30s celebrated black art, literature, and music centered in New York City? Oh, PDDs Free Calls. PDDs Free Calls. PDD's free call PDT's free calls

PDT's Sorry that's incorrect. Oh Yes, Bobby chitlin circuit No, I apologize. That's wrong. It was the Harlem Renaissance. I remember that. Yes, the Harlem Renaissance I remember that all right. Yeah, I was told to stay out of the city that day the Harlem Renaissance. I remember that. All right. Yeah, I was told to stay out of the city that day.

I said parking was a nightmare. All right. Christine, before we go to round two, may I have a score check, please? Yes. Jay in the lead with two, Bobby has one. All right. Jay with two, Bobby with one.

It's still tight. It is tight. It's still tight. Now, this next round are our cultured questions. All right, there's two points per correct answer. Are you guys ready? Real quick, are we getting Chick-fil-A for lunch? I believe we are.

OK. Yeah, we are. Which is fantastic. Juneteenth. Get ready. White people say. In fact, can I say something? It's Juneteenth. Me and Bobby get Chick-fil-A every week at this point now.

And we go with grilled chicken. But for Juneteenth today, lettuce wrapped fried chicken. Let's get it. Let's get it. Everybody fried chicken. Yeah. Christine, do they have any sort of watermelon situation over at Chick-fil-A? Do they have it there? I'm not sure, I'll take a look at them then you. If they don't have it, tell them they're racist and let them know it's Juneteenth and really carry it up. I would like a grape soda. If they have it, and I think they do, know your demographic.

Alright fellas, now for round two we we're gonna have a few questions. Focus mainly on black culture as a whole. Ready? Yeah. White people say, hey, you've got me feeling down. But black people say, what? Basically translated. Oh, you got me feeling down?

Oh, you got me fucked up? You got me fucked up. That's 100% correct. Damn. Damn Jay. Alright. The buggy doesn't watch baddies. Ready. Hang on. Hang on. Only black people think- Are you making sure your buzzer works? You want to whack and make sure it works? Got me fucked up. only black people think blank is a smell Bobby you say it again only black people think blank is a smell Go ahead, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey incorrect only black people think outside is a smell you're playing with your friends you come inside and your mom goes boy you smell like outside damn

my black grandmother died when I was young alright here's the next question in the culture round white people say it's crowded in here and get ready to write these down these letters down black people say yes okay white people started over again white people say it's crowded in here black people say EAT MIT be it's too many people in here is what you're saying first? Yes. The black version of white when white people say it's E-A-T-A-I-T-B.

E-A-T-M-I-T-B. MITB. It's up on the screen if you need it. I got it. I got it. Hang on. I'm going to work this out. Let's play a little music.

Let's see a little fun music going in here. It's crowded in here. Yeah, fuck. I got the end of it I got the last three letters it's too crowded here Bobby everybody at the motherfucking It be ballin Correct I'll go for the steel. I won't take too long. I'll go for the steel, but I'm trying to think good at these Something's something something too much in this bitch to fuck

Everyone's all everyone's all everyone's all too much in this bitch. I'm sorry. That's very close, but incorrect shit correct answer is After white people say it's crowded in here black people say everybody in a mother in this bitch Black people say everybody in a mother in this bitch Does it is real It's not only entertaining it's educational. Yeah Now can we use I didn't know any of these things Like next time we're at a club or something. Can we use that you absolutely should? All right, everybody mother in this bitch when a black person does this hold a heater hotter holder what just happened Bobby the chicken was hot I'm sorry that's incorrect

I'll read it again yeah when a black person does this, hoda, heeda, hoda, hoda, what just happened? Something with diabetes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Diabetes. What is diabetes? I'm sorry, that's incorrect. That's when a black person catches the Holy Ghost. Oh. But just for a second. It starts. Holy Ghost.

Oh, man. It a second he starts. Holy Ghost. It's the Lord. It is when they pick up something hot too. It is true. I would have accepted a hot wing. Yeah. Next question. It's been over, why people?

It's been over a month since we've seen them. Black people. I-A-S-H-I-M. I-A-S-H-I-M? black people IAS Him Yes H I M yes, and what is this to now give me the setup? White folks it's been over a month since we've seen him black folks I a s h Ain't seen him in a minute 100% correct J's got that one, baby. Yes

He did he manage him for two years It's not three years three years stuff. I mean there is a you know, there's a curve no sphere there though All right, you know blacks, you do I know blacks. Yes, you do we can tell by your outfit You'd love these pants I could never wear a bunch of people just took off running as a black what's the first question you're asking that was great just do it again let's do it again, let's do it again. A bunch of people just took off running. What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? First question you're asking? As a black person, the first question you're asking? Ah, shit.

Question mark? I'm sorry, that's incorrect, Jay. A bunch of people start running. Yes. Black people say what? What questions are they asking? What question, but it's People running from or to something. They're just running. They're just running. You're at an event Five oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect

That's good that was good When someone starts running you just run and then you ask questions when you get to your destination. Say it. Yes. You are also. Absolutely. Run. A little bit of a trick.

We're coming to the last question of our culture section. When a black person leans back and says, why BTM? They're basically calling you soft. What does why BTM mean? Why BTM. Wait, say wait say now give this up again when a black person leans back and says ybtm they're basically calling you soft you'd be tripping motherfucker that's very close but I'm sorry it's gonna use a bitch to me. Also incorrect.

Can we keep going? You better than me. Wow. I didn't know that was a deep cut. You better than me. You better than me? You're soft? Yes, like if someone steps on DJ Lou's shoes and we're all out and DJ Lou doesn't do anything about it

I would say hey you better than me. Respectfully. I would have respectfully black Lou. Did you have to ask a black friend for that one? Absolutely. Not. Okay. All right, Christina, we reached the end of our round.

Hey, would you mind giving us a hard one? Yes. We have Jay with six points and Bobby with one. Oh my, oh my, and oh my the way you say it. Can you please, as a point counter, can you have a little evenness when you read the police? You'd say oh my, but a black person would say A-H-N. What's that?

Come on. A-H-N? Yeah. A-H-N. You say oh no. I'm not can't not say you say oh no black person says oh, oh Can I ring in yeah? Oh hell? Oh hell? Oh hell? No, I'll be the word end doesn't always stand for that Hn, I see that works there. Yes I would have got that one wrong. HNIC, that works there. Yes.

Well, jeez. All right, guys. I'm just very nervous around the N acronym. What do you think NBC stands for? NBA. CNN? No. NB coming.

Yeah. All right, this is round three, where questions are going to be worth three points. And remember, you can steal Real quick, real quick What's the score again? Jay has six you have one. Thanks. Just check it. Yes, you can pull ahead. You could easy ready to write answers This is round three where the questions are worth three points each Please translate or explain the following rap lyrics

to standard English as best you can. In the song Rich as Fuck, rapper Lil Wayne raps, I turned a penny into a motherfucking Janet Jackson. Please explain the lyric as best you can. Ooh, Bobby did beat you on that one. Go ahead, Bobby. I turned a penny into a Janet Jackson. It means he turned nothing into something. That's correct. Come on.

No, I don't think you get the reference. Can I read what I have here? There's reference there that he's not getting. You can't risk part of it. It's the whole reference. It's the whole reference there he's not getting It's the whole reference it's the whole reference that Bobby's not seeing As a white man, I'm seeing it. Can you give me reference? Yeah. Yeah, what's the reference? What are you talking about? In the song riches, but doesn't know why I use This I do know. But he already answered. Why are we giving him a second chance at the same answer? I got the answer right. I got the intent, right? That's not the right answer. It's not fully the correct answer, but it's right. But you did have some intent there.

Yeah. Jacob, you're the judge. I'm only giving him an opportunity because the white man gave an opportunity. We need the reference to to it he said explain the lyric as best you can I think it's all about the reference yeah you took a penny and made it into a Janet Jackson read the ref really doesn't get read it again doesn't read it again sorry read it again in the song it I took a penny in turn to Janet Jackson yeah in the song Rich as Fuck yeah I took a penny. What he's saying is, man, I took I took nothing and made it into something. How much do we have to hear this before we really get to know the reference?

He doesn't know what we're talking about. I mean, I took a penny and made it into a Janet Jackson. Is this what Ron Banks felt like? Millions and millions. How you fucking bring that up again? I swear to God. What? How dare you?

We do need to give Jay the opportunity to deal now. Come on. Go ahead. What is it? I'm sorry. How dare you. We do need to give Jay the opportunity to deal now. Come on. Go ahead, what is it? Jay, please. Penny was Janet Jackson's character on Good Times. So he is saying, making something up, but he's saying take a penny and turn it,

it's the dual reference of Penny from Good Times. Who was nothing and made into something. Which is Janet Jackson. Balderdash, Balderdash. Sheep, Balderdash. Buddy. Translation I have here, is Janet Jackson played the character of Penny Gordon Woods in the show good times

I know that it was this little baby sister. That's why I thought she was a sister And maybe sister and with this bar Wayne is saying that he can turn a low value object into something not a no value object A low value object like a penny. Oh, you said it was no value. I said I thought a young black woman had no value That's not true. Whoa, I'm over here. That's wrong. I, I understood what he meant. Basically, look it, you can't hold me,

this isn't black people playing black history. This is white dudes playing black. And a white. Good times was for white people to get a peek into black culture. And I did. Knockin' and hasslin'. Knockin' and hustlin'.

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It's called vamping. Listen. Jacob Judge. I'm giving that to Jay because I feel like anyone would have gotten the uh. Oh you wanted the actual. You wanted the penny that she played penny and the thing Yes, I thought you wanted what they meant by it. That was a question. Is there any way judge Jacob? I mean this game is pretty much over How many more questions are there the meat of it was good time one more question I could give J3 even five points. No, give Bobby five. No, I don't want that. I want five points from this We're tied right now going into one more. I do not want what I'll be tied going in one more question No, I don't use fearing me right now. No, you don't want that. I want five points from this. We're tied right now going into one more. I do not want what? I'll be tied going in one more question. No, I don't use fearing me right now. No, you got it, dude

No, I don't I don't want you guys you knew the whole penny reference. You got it good So for this next one just to clarify, let's make sure we do it's a there's a double meaning. All right, so we'll just Ready, wait, where are we at? Explain. Ready? Wait, wait, where are we at? Tied at 6-6. J. Bobby got five points for that. And you get no points?

For knowing every reference he said. I get zero points for that. OK. No, you're a baby, Jay. Just take the points. It's tied. It comes down to this. OK, I'll take it.

You're in the sphere. Do you want to try answering this one first? You don't need it. No. I can just let you try first. Don't do your little J. I'll give you this one first? You don't need it. I can just let you try it first. No, do not. Don't do your little J. I'll give you this. No, I don't need your help.

You just needed five points. Buddy, I didn't need it. You didn't understand. You gave it to him. You didn't know that Penny, you still think Penny's a sister. Can you ask the question again real quick? Sure. What was your question?

We got him. In the song Rich as Fuck, rapper Lil Wayne raps, I turned a penny into a motherfucking Janet Jackson. Explain the lyric. Right, explain the lyric. Took something into nothing, you made something into something. Five points. You got it, dude. Six to six.

Alright. Again, this last question, three points. The winner, I guess, who gets it right, the person who gets it right is the winner? Well, it just always ends up becoming that Max has a chance to say the N-word in school. That's nuts. Bobby gives Max all of his N-word pass.

Yeah, I do not. He found it in the room and I had to throw it away. You guys get out there and show the world what's up. I had two of them, by the way. He found one and they found another one. And you said if one of these black motherfuckers has a problem with it, you slap him in the face with your pass. That's crazy, that he did he never did they went to the to the marches

The anti-immigration march Up in the mountains, but Tupac song keep your head up says the phrase the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice The black of the person treated the juice the better the person It's not the black of the the black of the woman the sweet of the juice pussy As she's darker if she's from at the motherland if she's from Africa It's it's better if she's like a if she's from the motherland. It's way better And I look I can't phrase as a question though What I can't I can't I don't I didn't like I didn't come up in the black circuit like Jay, right?

So I can't articulate like that. I didn't come up in the black circuit like Jay right so I can't articulate like that I'm doing it like from from the boss I'm trying to the only way I can do it is my way the white the Boston way which is dude Really black chicks are better. I Mean that's yes, and DJ Lou's looking at me correct. That's absolutely he said black pussy juice That means Bobby's the winner. Let me just explain. The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice is an old African American saying that denotes both the yield of sweetness from fruit and the type of loving you can expect from a dark

skinned black woman. Everybody, the darker the cherry, the better the cherry. Nothing about pussy juice. Yeah, the dark of the cherry. My grandfather used to say Nothing about positions. Yeah. The dark of the cherry. My grandfather, he said it all the time. What a whirlwind victory. Woo, I'll take it. I'll take it, because I'm not in this sphere like you.

No, it's OK. You need this win. Thank you. God bless you, man. God bless you, people. Bobby, I hope to see you Thursday at the Juneteenth Cookout. I'm still pretty sure.

This is how they do it. Bobby does not fully know who Penny is on good terms. I do know who Penny is, it's Janet Jackson. You said little sister. Yeah, she was the little sister, Janet Jackson. She was adopted by the family. She lived next door. And her father was abusive.

Yes. And her mom, and then she wound up living with them. With? With, what's her name? The Elmins. The Elmins, yeah, mother yeah mother father they brought her in father died She went she lived with well own. I believe you alone Yeah, yeah, yeah penny little penny. She was gorgeous little cute kid man. This wind does not feel good for you. I

Know you don't feel whole in this body Technically I got the wind and I'll take it technically because we take a penny and you make it into a Janet Jackson the the actual the what it is the essence of it I got you understand the science I understand the science of it and that's what a person now when you hear that song as a black person white person brown person yellow person you like our shit. I get it. He took something that was nothing and made into something That's what you did so I interpreted that Did I say oh?

It was penny from her and this did I do what sphere boy did now? But I knew what and and then the last thing he didn't even understand what it was There's a know what the sweet or the two catchphrases from good times that are memorable kid dynamite Well, he just said dynamite dynamite and then what was the dynamite? No, there was JJ. No, no, it was motherfucker. No one said that on TV. Oh, sorry There was Hey, man, we have it Lou. I know we got it as a drop. What is it? Damn? Damn, damn

Mom, yes, she didn't say damn. Oh, that was the mom. Yes. She didn't say that. It wasn't a catchphrase. You know a lot about black culture. It was a catchphrase. Dino Mike was the main phrase. That was his catchphrase. Yeah, but there wasn't two phrases. Damn, damn, damn. She said that when James died. One time. Not a catchphrase. Really? This guy's all of a sudden a good time saying expert. No, a catchphrase is something that's said over and over and over again. Yeah? Yeah, and I know what catchphrases are.

That's why John Amos left. Because the catchphrase. He thought it was a good show, he's like, this is becoming all about this catchphrase. She said damn, damn, damn twice. What was the other time? When he left, because of that. What was the first time?

When he died. Ah, oh right. Actually, she was like, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! When he left because of that what was the first time when he died? All right I'll take it. I don't win shit Shiki you have to wear today. I'll wear it that she can I wear it that she cares that is that a cultural appropriation? Oh, you got one you have an extra one. I think you should get some Rachel dolls all cornrows Do it. Oh you got one you have an extra one. I think you should get some Rachel dolls all cornrows Wig put on your hair. Do you really do any red cornrows? No, I really want you to June teeth it up this year Real quick if I I asked the guys this before and they didn't know

If I said finish the phrase, my name is Bennett. What would you say? James Kuta Kinte James Bennett Okay, just wanted to make sure. Who is it? It's someone like having an argument and they're telling you the argument. Yeah. You're like, hey, hey, I'm not involved, which is basically my name is Bennett and I ain't in it. I ain't Bennett. You've said that to me my whole life and no one else knows it. Hey, you know what? We gotta take a quick break, pay bills. I mean, we have no reads, but I guess they still play commercials here. It's the bonfire Hey, we're back from Bobby's

Like a robbery a robbery We're back from oh We're back from Bobby's robbery of me in black culture jeopardy. You're a colonist. Guy didn't answer one question with a question. I did, I won it all. You know how jeopardy works, dude. Whatever, we're back.

I love black culture. I really do, they have so much cooler shit than us. Jump over your own leg. Bennett, huh? Jump over your own leg like Kid N Play, if you love black culture. That's not black culture. What?

Excuse me? Did you see Will Smith's new song? I got 100% of my black culture from Kid N Play. How's party? Yeah, Will Smith's new song, what, the freestyle he does or an actual song? I think he's got a new video out. Really?

Yeah, I saw a video over the weekend. Is he going forward? No, he's going goofy. Oh, it's silly again? Eh, he's trying to make a comeback. I feel bad. Cause he, nobody- I mean, the poor guy has to make a lot of songs

with the lyrics, like, nobody's- Is it gonna be a rap song with the lyrics having to do with international alien police? Yeah, it's a- Yeah, talking to a guy with a big old mouth and crazy eyes. And his hands are claws and flies

Yeah, it sucks. Oh, yes slide back over No, good job Lou great job great job Lou good question good questions I Know you feel like you've won that be like no no you want it look I answered Seven questions here too, but that's not what matters at the end of the day. That's not what matters at the end of the day. You answered three questions. No, in the court of public opinion, you're the winner. Jay loves giving people stuff, so he has it over them.

Yeah. You'll bring that up during the summer. I'll be in the pool at your house, you'll be like... Two inward passes. You're sitting on two inward passes. Remember the time you won that competition? I keep not listening to this. Oh she's rhyming. I don't mind this. I mean, I don't... I would never seek it out. But I mean...

I like pretty girls. No, you're married, you fucking idiot. Yeah, he can still like them. You're not get... I love bald headed bitches. Oh, all these girls are middle-aged too. I love women that tell a man, What's up? All these girls are middle-aged too. I love woman that tell a man. What's up?

All these girls have to wear those little shawls around their fat asses and their cellulite legs Nice to know a 60 year old man still fucking it is yeah, no doubt. He is uh, he is I mean light years more Talented of music than his son His son's maybe one of the worst He's talentless that kid. He's a fashion guy now, right? Doesn't he just show up with weird purses from the disease is willing to be well He's willing to like, you know dressing a girl so they put him in there will Smith hates it by the way Thanks to after earth Well, he's willing to like, you know, dress like a girl. So they put him in there. Will Smith hates it, by the way. His video stinks too.

After Earth, he's so bad. His son? Yeah. He was a terrible karate kid. He was such a bad karate kid, they got rid of his Daniel son and just put Ralph Macchio back in. They just put Ralph Macchio back in with the new Mr. Miyagi, with the new Jackie Chan.

Jackie Chan and an Asian kid. Crazy. They just act like that movie didn't happen, but they still have to keep Jackie Chan involved. Do you have to say that you like this because you're in the Sphere? What? Is he in the Sphere? I don't talk about Will Smith in the Sphere. Okay.

So he might be in the Sphere? I don't know. I'll tell you he's not in the sphere this little freaky weirdo Goddamn, dude. Someone's like a fucking turd with gold in it. Looks like someone ate gold and shit it out This kid is unlikable to the umpteenth power so weird It isn't a song. He just keeps going. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Such garbage. I like that car though. Does that make old and looking at the car is that a three-row Tesla I don't mind his dance moves either

But it's just he's so hateable why he's so angry I don't know cuz he's a gazillionaire and Yeah, she can I didn't read there was a song that I didn't know was her. I love that Jay just says no. Out of the gate, he's just going, no. Why have we not heard except for that one song, her, as a kid? Let me hear. I wet my hair back and forth? No.

By the way, the son got the same haircut as the mom. Why is everyone in this family dressed like a bitchy chick? Why is every boy in this dressed like a bitchy chick? Why is every boy in this family like a militant lady? Isn't it funny because all... Isn't one of the kids trans? Which one went trans? This one. He's trans? I don't know. Probably.

He's transitioning into something. He just wears dresses. Oh, that's trans. Oh, no, he's not trans. He just wears dresses. Is that trans? That's not trans? No, it's fine. No. That's fine? That's different. Oh, trans? No, it's fine, no. That's fine? That's different.

Oh, okay. Yeah, society's okay with that. Didn't they do a big thing on all the Hollywood people who have trans kids now? Like there's like a ton of them? Is this Willow Smith? Oh, so she's doing her, remember her mom tried to do heavy metal music and that sucked ass?

Jada Pinkett Smith tried to do metal? Yeah. Terrible. Let's see, Christine, you love this girl so much. Why don't you marry her? She sounds like Machine Gun Kelly Better than the other thing. I'll tell you what drove me nuts again last night In the show we were watching the show you that we were watching. Yeah about the stalker guy In the same episode two times and they say they tell you like I've closed captions on like an old man

they tell you the song that's playing and Olivia Rodrigo and fucking what's her name? Billy Eilish both had a song in that final two episodes and I mean, I don't know why they're faint they're just going in that final two episodes. And I mean, I don't know why they're faint, they're just going, I'm a little bit of a fangirl. But their lyrics are also, they do that, but they're very aggressive what they're saying.

You know what I mean? So it's like, you can't fucking be with me. You're a piece of shit. And then one of them was like, the lyrics are, and also the lyrics are too modern, if it makes sense, for what they're saying. It's like, tell the lyrics are and also the lyrics are too modern if it makes sense for what they're saying There's a song that says you talk shit about me on the internet, but it's like her whisper it's so awful I wrote that I know I know you did. I know you're a ghostwriter. I know you're Billy Eilish's guy. I am

I don't want to tell people that never meant to be so cold That girl right there could sing she's alright That's not bad. She's in pretty good. That's not bad. I think Christine. You're right. She's no Olivia Rodrigo or Bobby Boopie I wish video of Olivia Rodrigo being brought out on stage with Billy Joel And he just watches her and her voice just as terrible cuz she has she'll ask to sing is her voice I don't know if her voice terrible. I think think Billie Eilish has a good voice too. I think they just choose to do this music where

they're just whisper-al. In this particular clip, it's bad. Billie Eilish just can't carry a tune in that. Billie Eilish did it right. She got everybody involved in those big ass titties, and then she was like, Lesbo. I'm like, ah. Bummed me out.

We'll never see them. And now she just dresses like a boy again. She just went back to that. How old is she? She like slided it out there for a minute. She just did one Vogue shoot, I think, where she was like in a bustier. No, no, no, she got like, she became that for a minute

where she was wearing like sexier shit, and then she went right back now, she's right back to the big baggy shit and just like full blown lesbian. Yeah, when she was younger, she was like, look, I'm this young, please don't look at my body. Right. And she wore all baggy shit.

Then she got a body, then she was like, hey, take a look at these big old crazy tits Hayes God gave me. And then she was like, oh, I like Muff. And then got out of the whole thing. Yeah, I mean, they are big. She's got monster can. But she's also porking up herself in the,

anyway, which is good, again, you can get chubby from being not chubby as a girl in music, if at the end of that chubby rainbow, you go, oh, and I'm in the pussy exclusively. You go, oh, you fat, brave bitch. You fat, brave bitch. Oh, you big, fat, brave bitch.

You see, Jewel put a thirst trap up of her in a bikini, and she's like, oh, God. And then the next photo is a closer shot of her in the bikini. Then the next one was her mouth, and the next one was just her fucked up tooth So you like swelling like I'm gonna see what today's that's just her fucked up tooth you like I god damn it Julissa's humor there's trap Yeah, look at Billy Eilish don't give a fuck anymore. She's like I'm fat as all hell my pussy stank Okay, watch watch this ready click it She's be like, oh wow. Look at those. You know, they're the close-up again and then, and then, ooh. Oh. Just that, but she's got that one fucked up tooth

she will not get rid of, I love it. My snaggle is out here. Her snaggle. Oh, so people thought she was gonna say about her puss. Yep. That is great. Yeah, Julie looks all right. You know, she's related.

Did she get her titties reduced? No, she just lost weight. Maybe. She had a kid, her titties got a, she had titties that are juicy. That Who Will Save Your Soul video, the first thing she came out with, dude, I mean, she just lost weight. Maybe. She had a kid, her titty's juicy. That Who Will Save Your Soul video, the first thing she came out with, dude, I mean, she was all tit.

I'm surprised she was able to keep a guitar in front of her body. Soon as she'll be playing guitar like this. You know who her family is, right? Eskimos. No. Disgusting Eskimo people. No, they're the...

Inuits. No, they're the... Native Americans. No, they're not negative, they're white people, but they live in Alaska. They're from Alaska. Yeah. They're that show, the, what are they? Deadliest Catch.

No, not Deadliest Catch. I'm out of ideas. I thought Jewel was so hot. It's, what's her family? The Kitrits or some shit like that. They have a show, they had a hit show on, like, Discovery Channel. And that's her gross family? Her family, her family is... or some shit like that. They had a show, they had a hit show on Discovery Channel. And that's her gross family?

Her family, her family is- They're like living in Alaska. Her family's been living out in Alaska in the wilderness for years. I'm freezing. Yeah, what is it? The last frontier. The kilchers.

Yeah, the kilchers, yeah. That's her father right there. Atts. Atts, Kiltler. Kiltcher. Kiltcher, yeah, and they lived, they just lived up- Or is it kilker, is it pronounced like that? Kilker? Kiltcher. Kiltcher. Yeah, and they live, they just live up. Or is it kilker?

Is it pronounced like that? Kiltcher. Kiltcher. I believe. Yeah, they just live up in the woods. She grew up there. Yeah. And then she took her fucking fat tits over to America to make a star of herself.

She did it. I saw her live. We saw her live a couple years ago. Lou was with me. DJ Lou was with us. With Trane, right? She's great. With Trane and John Popper.

She did kill it. Her voice is like matured. It's like better than it used to be. Yeah Lou is with us. With Trane, right? She's great. With Trane and John Popper. She did kill it. Her voice is like matured. It's like better than it used to be. Yeah, she's great. I like, I like her. Sam Pross, Sam Pross, Sam Pross. But they're from yodeling. Yeah.

Did she yodel? Sort of. Yeah, she did. Yeah, she yodels at her concerts and fucking ruins everything. She's like, yodeling, yodeling. Cause that's her family yodels. That's a thing they do up in the stupid last frontier

Look at those fucking look at those lungs to hold your yodels in You know a lot of yodel a lot of yodel air in those things I saw her I saw her when she did this unplugged MTV unplugged when this song was came out you're too involved She was hot Who involved in Joel, dude. I like Joel. Not as much as Kelly Clarkson, but look at her. Impostor bots.

Her, her, her, her. Never fix that tooth. It seems like she grew under her tooth, though. Doesn't it? Doesn't it seem like she, I mean. The rest of her body grew around the tooth? Yeah, it looks like she grew into that fucking fanged tooth. The sky, ba da ba ba da ba da ba.

You can't see it, then all of a sudden you see it. You're like, oh god, I'll never unsee it. Well, you never really see it. It's hidden in the shadows. She learned to sing and hide it. Yeah, big old tete's. Poor girl. Why?

Poor her heart and soul and her music and I'm just sitting here listening to it going look at those fat tits dude. I bet she has pale nips. Scoopa doopa doopa seepa doopa doopa. Dude you love Eskimo Pussy. She's not Eskimo, she's a Kiltrich. I don't know but I've been told that Eskimo pussy is mighty cold I think I learned that in the core

Am post can you shorten that so my reference? Robert Kelly's gonna be emails PA emails PA Bobby fresh off of stealing a victory I did not this is why you gave this is why you did it Buddy if you feel calm if you feel fine having the only five point thing in the game You know what let's let's do this then let's just call it a draw no no no no you know all black black You're the black culture buddy. I got I got a lot. I was close

You're the black culture king dude listen the black guy in lot, I was close. You're the black culture king, dude. Listen, the black guy in the room, the only one, was willing to give it to me. And then you, you, as a- Because you bullied him. Because you bullied him with your wellness. No, you, as a colonist, tried to bully him out of it, make him feel guilty about it. You tried to bully him out of it. No, you're the bully. No, you're the bully. You're the white bully in the room.

Hey. I knew what black people, what they were all about. If you're at the Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Bobby's doing a whites only show July 25th. It's in Portland. It's a white lonely. It's in Maine. It's not my fault that it's gonna be a whites only show. July 25th and 26th. I mean it is. It just happens to be. It just happens to be Portland, Maine in the summer. After that Rochester, there's some blacks there. Tampa, all over the place. And E-Maus PA, I don't know what their quotas For tickets and all their tour dates go to punch up dot live slash Robert Kelly and catch him every Tuesday to fat black pussy cat At the Comedy Cellar

Check out big J. Oakes and he's gonna be at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte July 11th and 12th After that he's gonna be in Tacoma, Los Angeles, Sacramento for all the tickets. He's listen, he's the top five comic in the country. He's voted top five comic in the country by two of the top 300 comics. Yes, that's pretty good. Two of the weakest comics in the country said you are the top five. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Listen, it's good to be on the list. You are one of the funniest guys on the fucking planet and one of the funniest guys doing stand up right now. You shut your mouth. I swear to God. And I'll say that. You are. No, you are.

You are. No, you are. Go to our YouTubes and subscribe to the podcast. BigJComedy.com and go to his PunchUp. PunchUp.live slash Big Jokers and for some reason he doesn't want to promote that, but that's where he needs you to go. This is black culture, Bobby. Kid and play. You didn't know it was Kid and Play though. I did know it was Kid and This is black culture, Bobby. Kid in play.

You didn't know it was kid in play, though. I did know it was kid in play. You didn't know. Sure I did. Which one's kid, which one's play? Kid? Uh-huh. Which one's kid?

Kid is the one with the hair, play is the one with the, not the hair. They both have hair. No, the- They both have hair, you don't think about black people. The top, the top, the- That's fine, yeah, you can't even say high top fade. It's nothing about black culture.

You guys are a sham. You're an ass. You guys enjoy the rest of your Juneteenth. You don't think about the top the top the that's fine. Yeah, you can't even say high top fate is it's nothing about black culture because you Got you guys enjoy the rest of your Juneteenth celebrating with Bobby's whiteness once again The white man colonizes Juneteenth. Have a great weekend all my brothers and sisters The dock of the grape the bed of the Jews there it is that sounded worse So the orange of the juice. There it is. That sounded worse. The orange or the soda, the more high fructose corn is zero.