The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Black Dalia with Tim Butterly

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

The lead singer of "As I Lay Dying" hires a hitman to kill his wife and gets arrested. Jay educates Tim on the Dalia Dippolito case which was very similar except she was a call girl. The two are doing stand up on the ShipRocked cruise, so they peruse the music line up. Jay's daughter has become a DJ and she caters to restless youths in a subway tunnel. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly That's wallah hoodoo with Mexican radio coming at you on today's top hits 103 serious XM with all the hits from the 80s 90s and today Song rules I was trying to do something for Bobby being I know he's in Cuba but there's no good Cuban songs besides pit bullshit so I went with Mexican radio close enough close enough everybody yes you can be Cuban B about Cuban Pete from the mask oh there was Cuban they call me Cuban Pete right in front of your face it was right there the whole goddamn time I'm big J. Okras Robert Kelly is in Cuba with Ari doing fuck all knows what riding a puma maybe

riding a tandem puma together through the jungles We have sitting in the Bob Kelly chair today Everybody you know him and love him here at the bonfire is the great and hilarious Tim butterly. Wow. Thank you. Thank you I'm so at the bonfire is the great and hilarious Tim Butterly. Wow. Thank you. Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here Thanks for doing it, dude. Yeah, you but you also strike me Tim as a guy you'd say yes to that trip in a heartbeat I'd say yes to literally anything like let's go to the jungle. Do you imagine being invited to something? I think about it all the time. How good is to be invited? I fantasize about being invited to something You don't even finish the sentence. I go yes, obviously

I'm trying to think I don't know is anything I've asked you to do Did AC Shiprock were doing Good taste in doing stuff because I keep saying yes Any of this turns out to be dog shit on we devastated gonna be devastated. You know, Shiprock suck shit. What the hell was that? It was fucking cool. Those guys are all so old. I think we're gonna have a blast on Shiprock together.

Me, you, and Fanoia on that one is gonna be great because the bands, again, Christine, can you bring up the lineup for Shiprock? It's gonna be the highlight of 2025. That's a guarantee. Starting in January. Yeah, actually, dude, getting off of the mainland as it like finally ignites behind us Yeah, after the you know fallout of whatever happens this week I can't wait to be on a cruise with a bunch of fucking pill addicted gas station employees

And by the way no matter how lame it seems that is the feeling if you said you never get on a cruise before I Never so what happens they'd always do a performance for a sail off I've never been on a cruise before, right? Never once. So what happens is they always do a performance for a sail off, they call it, and it's just like it'll be somewhere around like four o'clock, four-thirty. Do they call it sail off? That can't be the name. If they do a whole thing, they can't call it sail off.

What is it? Something like that. Look up, look it up. What do they call it? It's like Bon Voyage. That's way better. What the fuck did they call it? Cast off?

Cast off maybe. Maybe. It's not sail off. It might be cast off. I'm sorry. I'm getting lost in it. No sail away So sail away on a cruise base, that's what I'm gonna think and they have a band play During that and I'll tell you there is something no matter who do one year was Exodus, which is just really not my thing exactly and

When they went up though, it was so funny they started playing. But then when you start seeing the things start moving next to you, you realize you're moving, and you really have like, oh, we're moving, we're moving. It's happening. We're on a boat now. I can't fucking, yeah. One year it was fucking Limp Bizkit and that was great. Were they the sail off? Yeah. Are they playing on the boat or on the dock? Are they saying goodbye?

On the boat or on the dock like are they saying goodbye on the boat? Man, I want like a bunch of people say goodbye to us streamers and Fucking puddle of mud or something. No, there's a stage on the deck Absolutely Yes, I know it's funny. We're recording this Tuesday morning, but it comes out after the election. So I'm sorry about the Riots or I'm sorry about all of your abortions. I guess Right now it's still quiet because it's so early in the day. We don't know anything We know nothing and it's impossible to predict what's gonna happen so this way this might be the last piece of calm content

They're made by the way that when they said special performances by it looks like you and Finnoe are like a two-man acoustic jam like Finnoe and Tim Butterly Yeah, Mike Mike wraps it and then you see Mike does the rap setups and then butterly comes in a scream core the fucking bunch lines scratches on the turntable Funny than you think he said Here we got some birthdays in the house Day two, yeah! Happy birthday day! I felt so bad too, because some of these bands

that I don't know the names of particularly, or never heard of, like Parkway Drive I've now heard of, I don't know a song by them at all. Hollywood Undead, been around for a while, don't know anything by them at all, nothing more, no idea, the struts, nothing at all. And I'll be happy to watch them all, but I did feel bad after I, which it doesn't doesn't matter was gonna be the way it was booked anyway, but after I had you and Mike

Say yes, you would do it with me. Like I mean a week later Mike Feeney hit me up and he was like he's like, oh man is the comedy all booked on shiprock to write He goes I fucking love Parkway Drive to the struts Hollywood undead. are you kidding me? Atreyu even? You're doing them a favor. Seeing these bands in 2025 if you like them is not a good idea. Well Parkway Drive's new. A lot of these bands like are Atreyu's a band that's been around for quite some time now but nothing more maybe but Hollywood Undead I don't know how old they are. Parkway Drive's new. The struts are relatively new. I feel like I saw Hollywood Undead at Vans work tour, but I might be wrong. Can we play up?

What's the most famous try to find if we if we're gonna like or not like these bands based on like a little bit of a YouTube I'm gonna lock in my answer right now You want to take early predictions? Yeah. All right Parkway Drive. Let me see them look like Christine bring it Parkway Drive I'm gonna predict that they have like a kind of a pussy singer and then a dude who's absolutely brutal Okay Winston McCall on vocals Winston All right Jeff Ling on guitar, which I thought those guns, huh?

Right. I don't think it's a guy. I think he's just wearing like shoulders. It's a whole story a book bag actually I think he's wearing a book I think he's just wearing like shoulders. It's a holster. It's like a book bag actually I think he's wearing a book bag, and he's tucked in shirt I'll tell you what actually the guy second from the left looks like like Mark Wahlberg in Uncharted Wearing a shoulder gun holster. What is that? Yeah is what he said is it looks like I think it's a book bag go down Well, I mean put it down. Do we're taking this is going on the website Come on man. Take your fucking badge off Okay, give us a little of their live wild eyes it's right next to each other another the video yeah, mm-hmm This is just the intro of the clip I think

Let's get to it these are the highest build band I mean they've all got decent bodies you do like a decent bottom two of them we can confirm the rest of them we're assuming well cuz it's shirts and skins game pause it pause it Christine says I like I like a shirtless good body band. It's not exactly true Because the good body I like these guys because they have good bodies within reason These guys aren't fitness like a fish, you know, I know. Yeah, they just do what they got to do to keep it together But uh, these guys are doing dumbbells in the hotel room, but look below the weight look that guy's pants are falling off because he turns into a worm Looks like a worm with giant shoulders. He does have no hips whatsoever

But I will say what I like always like in a band to look at the bass player bass players not committing a rock and roll He's like I just play the bass. No, it looks like he's from fish. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't night fish Parkway Drive, yeah, their bodies are okay, but Tim Lambesis, the lead singer of As I Lay Dying, when I was on tour with them, were the meanest people to me ever. They really muscular guy, fat guy'd me. Yeah, he was a dick.

I went over and tried to connect on the exercises they were doing. They had a barrel bunch of gym equipment, so they'd be working out every day outdoors. And they were doing CrossFit style shit, for sure. Sure, burpees. Burpees, a lot of the quickly fast weights. Stand up, you do a quick backflip,

and you go back to the push-ups. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do the pull-ups where you're launching yourself off the top of the bar. Absolutely. So I go over, I bang out 15 of them for them. You have to launch yourself. Now this guy here, Shredded, is gorgeous.

He's fucking yoked. He looked at me and he goes, I go, oh, you guys are doing CrossFit. I just started doing looked at me and he goes I go all you guys doing cross I just started doing crossfit not long ago. I go this is it's pretty tough man. Such a tough workout. He goes Cross fits for losing weight bro, and just looked away from me and in front of Christine. It was humiliating Look at the headline of this article. I know but then don't worry because he got sentenced to six years in jail after trying to murder His wife Don't worry because he got sentenced to six years in jail after trying to murder someone his wife He tried to kill his wife he's trying to lose 110 pounds he's he's religious

The whole thing was they were a religious band Now he came out of jail and kicked back up as I lay dying and look up. There's a new look up new articles He's probably jacked as fuck now though He might still be yoked but I'll tell you this when he got out they toured for a little bit and whatever his Energy is the rest of the band in one day put out like YouTube videos going like hey, I quit I'm gonna quit this band and I'm out of here and like he's and it's only him left Oh, so we're gonna see the him in the B squad

No, okay, so they're doing without him. I'm confused. No. No, what do you know? No, I'm sorry I thought they were on the cruise. That's my bed. Oh, they're not on the cruise. No, no, no. Oh, that'd be great, dude I'm like, hey member you were mean to me and then you went to jail for six years for trying to kill your wife And your whole band hated you. I mean you're killing your wife. Yeah fucking loser. Anyway, watch this Christine. Come here You were too much of a pussy to do it yourself He's like, yeah, you think you're tougher than me and I just grabbed Christine by the belt and shirt and just toss her off the side I go now what dude who's fucking heavy metal now Christine? What are your coordinates? I'll send the coast guards Just creeps keep screaming they'll be here as I lay dying is currently just vocalist Tim Lambie This is everyone else has quit the band within the past month first to leave was bassist Ryan Neff

Then the tour manager quit amidst rumors that the European tour was canceled Guitarist then quit saying personal morals have recently been tested to a breaking point I guess working with a guy who tried to murder his wife have recently been tested to a breaking point. I guess working with a guy who tried to murder his wife. Fouled immediately by drummer, Nick Pierce quitting and saying he needs to distance myself from the band in an effort to retain my personal health and integrity.

You get the guy trying to murder his wife. I.E. not be murdered by hire. I'd like, yeah, he goes, Tim Lampese says that to think to himself, if I was gonna hire somebody else to kill somebody, what are the odds that I get nailed twice by the cops? The next one's got to be a real hitman, right? No, what if his wife was just gaining weight and he hired a hitman to chase her around

a little bit? Oh, could we see a picture of Tim Lambisa's ex-wife who is every day is a gift? Every single day is a gift for this lady. But the whole band quit. There's some kind of, there's gotta be some kind of videos or something, I think there are. They did some semi-documentary. Wasn't that interesting?

I feel like I checked out on it. But about him coming out of jail, and it really was just him making coffee on a hot plate and being like, yeah, well, you know, when you fuck up like that, you do have to pay the price. It's not exactly going great out of jail. Is that her?

Oh wait, no, this is a new, what year is this? This just came out so hang on. That's a new. Oh yes that's what it is he's probably beating his, yeah and he's like Tim, buddy we can't get in this band if you're gonna keep beating your wife. He's like I'm not killing her. I'm handling myself. You guys don't let me do anything. He's like look I'm handling myself this time I'm not farming it out because people can be cops. I thought you guys were mad about the hire part I thought you guys thought I was a pussy for fucking farming this out when I could have beaten a girl No, I remember you guys being pretty cool with the murder part. That's what does it say? It's everyone else's fault, please All right, so we didn't find the first life. Well, let's see Is entering a new iteration hi everyone I need some time to process

All that has happened recently with as I lay dying as I were they also are just again It's one of those bands like if anyone's like following the drama of them is like my favorite band I mean, they are just another one of those like Yeah, they are like it was easy to not like them after they were mean to me. I'm like these guys suck Yeah, but they've gotten me through some pretty tough bus rides Notting by the back door Is this them Bring up the beer for them performing at mayhem fest when I was on he just stands in place it if you like him

I bet it looks awesome. He just stands in place with his elbow out and just bobs his head and goes Yes Yes, see elbows out yes, I know he's muscly muscly Let's go weird seeing these kind of guys playing in the sunshine Buddy that was a mean soda did a two-hour episode one time called daytime evil. It's so difficult We don't want for me the best one was Cradle of filth I always say because they're all leather Norwegian painted faces, but like and the contacts and girls doing like the the scarf

Aerial shit and it was like and these birds tweeting guys in cargo shorts watching it It just doesn't there's videos of that to as I bring up as I lay dying mayhem Osfest that was it was so funny just like that Norwegian shit making that sound with like the Sun on your face. It's like bro moment. I'm not as I lay dying cradle filth I'm trying to show them a little daytime evil But yes, you're right heavy metal during the day general Here's your play during the day kid and play you can have kid and play come out and do their little dances and sing Ain't gonna hurt nobody. I mean cradle filth during the day is just the plate turn it up. Look at the fucking fat keyboard player

Wait, don't they draw out and show you the audience the audience just like Outfits look better in the dark. This looks like the the kids raving under the bridge Look at everybody someone just holding each other Yeah, a couple holding each other and she's tired she's resting her head it's really hard to find a picture of the wifey tried to kill because there was a picture up that was actually somebody from Weezer's wife yeah a lot of stuff's blurred out I'm still looking they blur her out yeah well she does understand that's the one what if someone comes to finish the job that's

what I was gonna say is like why are you paying someone like I don't know like if you ever need like a flyer Or anything you bitch like tweet about it and people like throw free work at you Probably just hit up the street team. Wait, look at the girl on the shoulders like she's just such a girl She's like just going with the flow. She's completely not into this kind of music and she's going like yeah This guy's giving everything he has in his Norwegians fucking soul sacrifice This guy's got to have a tart where was piano because it was rainy and windy or windy and raining Yeah, this is like the the hell right hell raiser squad And that comes with the potatoes hey where are you in the zentabytes man we got a fucking show here we're playing

during the day okay and could you dump a box of screws in that hash please and is And is the blood fresh? Bottled all right Really is it frozen and thought or is it? Through this girl by the way her entire life was just mocked for being a fat turd and then now she's in this band Look at her. She can't even be heavy metal during this She's like my water, please are you I need my water And the rest of the bands they're in such different places oh it's so good it's probably for them probably ever be like an early comedy show you can see the light coming through the windows and you're saying this isn't right. And they're like, everybody on keyboards, roof!

Look, it's not even packed. It was so shitty out, it was raining and just shitty that whole day. And this is the audience, this is OzFest, but they used to do this and they say they break younger bands. Here's the kind of bands they broke. They broke, no I'm saying they broke like God Smack. They broke these bands that were like, if you like Ozzy, you can get into this. This isn't like Ozzy Black Sad, this is like different genre of music. So these people here are not here for Cradle of Filth. This is where my homies, like in high school,

with like the school bag that was covered in like whiteout, it was like band names, they went to Ozzy's for this shit. They didn't go for all the you know, they leave early Yeah, yeah, yeah, they cut you exactly come from cradle filth and then leave I Got my fill of daytime evil. Yeah mom. The concert was pretty good. We're gonna get picked up. I actually saw this very bad Tell dad we're ready whenever He was I'll be in the dungeon your rooms upstairs, you know, tell dad we're ready whenever. He goes, I'll be in the dungeon. Your room's upstairs. You know I call the dungeon.

Dude, these are not fans of Cradle of Filth at all. So funny. But I actually talk about a more humanizing thing with these guys. I saw Cradle of Filth particularly, this band get off their tour bus and go into the same rest stop as me on like 95 North going up to Massachusetts for a gig and we all stopped at a thing

I'm like who is I just kept looking and I was like looking up who's playing anything I was like, oh fuck. It's cradle of filth because they weren't wearing the makeup, but they do still have a heavy commitment to like Sort of these clothes. I mean a rest stop bathroom trip probably takes like 20 minutes No doubt I're in combat underwear I Thought that was a girl with her top off Just dad bods fuck that's hilarious And all these people are gonna be at sea with us Who's this is the

Yeah, he got with her when they first got, when the band first started to pop a little bit and he was like, eh, she's pretty hot locally. He asked somebody at his gym if they knew anyone that could murder his wife for him and then the guy from the gym just told the cops. So he hired an undercover cop to kill his wife. It's the question I asked with, we were talking about yesterday or the other day with Fennoy about like, Pedophile rings like the multiple people getting caught in circles of that kind of bad to me is the funniest Things I'm like that means you successfully pulled off the ultimate you definitely thought you're gonna get away with the murder because you

Successfully pulled off in your mind Finding somebody who's willing to do it and not run immediately to the cops. You know what I mean? You're like, Epstein, it's like, how did you float to everybody that like, it's like, hey, you wanna come to the island? He goes, yeah, what do you wanna do? You wanna golf? I mean, you could do anything there.

You could golf, you could fucking kid. When I say everything. Yeah, yeah. He goes, you could probably fuck a kid there if you wanted to, but like, that's not your thing, is it? And you're waiting for the guy to go, now, it's not my thing, but I've always been curious. He goes, yeah, dude. I've been a little curious about you, but like we couldn't we couldn't right? I could probably I probably make some calls

All right, why don't we start with jet skis and we'll see how tired we are after And maybe then I mean look dude. They're underage. They're not going to bed early. We'll be up. We're grown-ups. We're in charge They have to listen on us We hope we make the rules That's but yeah finding any kind of like friend Oh, and then you have to go to the kids and be like, okay good news bad news good news bedtimes being pushed back Who did he ask at the gym? Look is he probably the steroids guy?

I'll bet you this the steroids guy like while he's spotting him one more And probably probably tallying off afterwards getting cleaned up somebody went to me go, dude You probably get he goes man. You probably get so much pussy's like I would if somebody would fucking kill my goddamn wife And he goes what he goes he goes he goes I'm just kidding but it's like yeah It's like I can't get it. You know, what's all this working working out even for right you probably get that you're a fucking get working out guy I would give up half my as I lay dying money Three children from Ethiopia yes, and she was trying to divorce him because he like fell asleep He fell asleep by what well they were at the pool the kids were playing at the pool and Tim fell asleep

He was watching him. He's probably kill them to you kill your black kids swim unattended They've done three loads of laundry in the pool Hey three the opens came to me and blinking flies out of their eyes and told me that their white father Their white muscular father is asleep by the pool This is a it says in 2012 He emailed his wife and informed her that he no longer loved her nor did he believe in God and then he also referenced total recall where Schwarzenegger's character shoots his wife and says consider this a divorce

Wow Nego's character shoots his wife and says consider this a divorce Wow By the way, it is great that a guy who goes like a workout night always gym people Especially at the time maybe of this dude and my stepfather Put far too much importance on Arnold Beyond the actor or let's say share the bodybuilder. I mean a real like Arnold's the guy if you're ever watched Pumping Iron though? Oh yeah, I had to. My stepfather's a power lifter.

Oh man, he's the feeling of coming. Yeah. It's when I get to pump, I'm coming. It's like I'm coming, so I can do come into the gym and come at home. Coming is made. He tried to hire someone to kill his wife. I love that he's just, ow, is there any interview

about that with Tim Lambeis? I'd love to hear his thing. He was like, yeah, I was in a weird place. Get him on the show. It is also that they were considered a Christian band and then he's also saying now, and I think he's like, I don't know where that came from. We're not.

It's like, it was told to me on the tour with you. Yeah, that was so kids could buy tickets to their shows on school nights. Yeah, probably. It's probably marketing, Floyd. It's a great move. 11 Murder for Backfired? Well, come on, you know the number one murder

for hire plot that failed. It's always gonna be Black Dahlia DeBolito. The Black Dahlia. Yes. What's that? That's the girl from, it was an episode of Cops, but it became a much bigger thing, because they have her trying to get a guy, pay a guy to kill her husband.

It's the cops though. And then they, but instead of just arresting her with the evidence to make a good TV show. Or they tell her that he was killed? She leaves, she goes with the plan, they go and wake him up, and this big muscly guy, and they're like, hey man, we gotta get you out of here real quick, your wife was gonna hire somebody to kill you

and he's gotta be processed, he's like, what? What is that? She's like, yeah, they're getting something, so then she comes home, we have the clip, right? Do you have the audio of her? She's a bad actress, she's not a bad actress, this is what she does when they say, Miss, I'm sorry, there's been a situation

and your husband is dead and she do you have it? No, you don't have anymore the clips great She's cuz like she just falls to pieces and then they bring her to the jailhouse And while she's there she's telling her whole story about like she just came home and this was Bob and how scary this was and then they just have him walk in and She's such a girl like a fucking terrible person, clearly. That she goes- Classic girl. Her first thing is she starts going, come here.

Come here right now, Mike. Come here now. She's trying to tell him to come. When she calls him, it's kind of like a, this is wrong, get me out of here, this is crazy. Yeah, here you go, delish. Sergeant Ransey, I'm the one that called you. Thank you for coming, I'm sorry to call you.

Listen, we had a report of a disturbance at your house, and there were shots fired is your husband Michael Okay, I'm sorry to tell you man. He's been killed Good start By the way when they dig on this is not the first thing one of the things she did First which she wasn't gonna kill. She didn't get him arrested so she put like a bunch of coke in a bag in his fuel tank. Not like, in the door of the thing, and then he found it one day, but she was planning it there

to try to get him arrested. Just off the top, thanks, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like, I think he got pulled over, because I think she reported him while he was driving But he'd already stopped for gas or something and like saw he's like what the fuck is this? What a dumb bitch. Yeah, she's still by the way maintained. She's like what I didn't there's a video of her sitting there going Like I want it done and he's like you got to be a hundred percent. She goes I'm five thousand percent

Yeah, this dummy I think part of the frustration of being woken up to find out that your wife did all this stuff, first of all, she's like, oh no, my life is over. And second, she's like, where was this initiative with taking care of the pile of laundry? You're planning my fucking murder? The kitchen table's full of mail.

Yeah. He rubs a finger along the top of a picture frame. He goes, I see you're putting a lot of time into that. And yet, look at that right there. Interesting. He has white glove across the back. Huh. Look at the top of the ceiling fan.

It's caked on, but intricate plot to have me killed. Okay, cool. Got it. You told me if I bought you, let me see if we still have it. This extendable dust thing You can get the top of the ceiling fans and yet Look at that. Look at that Meanwhile, you've out there and figured out an intricate Silk Road of murder

But then the funny thing is she's one of her other excuses that was great was so the guy she's talking to in the car planning the murder is a cop and She finds that out pretty quick, but then tries this one of her things is that the cop is lying And that that he's lying about this being a real thing in that her and she just blarks It's like a girl belief. She's like these guys are so into me in some way They I'm such a cute chick, that I'll say this, and when they get questioned about it, they'll just go along, because she says,

no, the three of us were trying to get on a reality show. So that was like our audition tape for a reality show. And they go, it's hidden camera footage that belongs to the police. It's like, right, I didn't know he was the police, he was fucking with it. If anyone, the cameraman, was lying the whole time. She's trying to say that the guy who filmed her,

like the cop who filmed her, is like the asshole. It's like, no, he's my friend who was gonna do a thing with us. It's all out of context. Yeah. And they're like, Jimmy, we don't know each other. He's like, officer Pendleton, please. That's gotta be an easy game for the cop, though, just tricking women all the time. Because every once in a while, she's like,

and you're pretty, and she's like, wow, okay, yeah, this is real. You're pretty, I would be with you. I'm a gazillionaire, and I would be with you. I'm a gazillionaire and I would be with you if you let me kill your husband. I'd love that. I would love that. Give me your snap.

Yeah, she did a 2020 not long ago and she still always just goes like, this is crazy. And she's on cruise? No, I'm sorry, I'm getting confused. No, but you're right. Let's go back, please, to the cruise. Tangents. I'm sorry. Tangents. He has talked about it. This came

out in 2022. There's a podcast he did. Nice. It's an hour and 46 minutes long so I can't find it. Joe Rogan. He basically is just saying like I lost myself. I don't know what I was thinking. There are better ways to handle the divorce You think you know now that I think about it there was a few other options before going to murder for hire Besides killing my Ethiopian adopted children's only mother they know What was he gonna do with them send him back you can't send them back that sucks to send Ethiopian kids back Yeah, they're gonna be confused by your accurate world champion sweatshirts and not the ones we donated. Wait a second.

Yeah, wait, the 49ers did not win last year? Oh, is that what we told you? Sorry, Ethiopians. Way to prove you're not a Christian, band. I tried to kill my wife. I'm so not Christian Well, I'll tell you what he goes if he would have paid a guy to stoner you couldn't get more Christian than that Well, as long as you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and ask for forgiveness you are Christian. It's all takes That's what's up Was that old John Stewart used to have a great joke he's like all the Lent in the 40 days and 49 so he goes

He's like young Kapoor fast for two days or one day all your sins are done beat that motherfucker one day of not eating He just lost himself what a great He's fine then yeah, no that was just that that whole Wednesday was wacky for me I remember I hate skip breakfast Which and that's on me and guess what and that's on me and ultimately this does fall back on me Like let me be the first to say like yeah, yeah, dude, I'm culpable. I'm like, at least 50% my fault. He goes, 3 PM, I don't have lunch. I start getting, and I know this is a common term now, hangry.

If anything, they need to start putting, like, level indicators on the outside of cereal boxes so I don't think I have breakfast lined up and there's nothing in there. And we can somehow see where we're at. Um, a thousand better ways to handle my divorce. That is a great sentence to say it all. What an album title. A thousand better ways to... What a comeback album.

I could have talked it out into a book! What's the... you gotta do new lyrics for the, uh... What's the Paul Simon? Get out the back, Jack. Don't be too coy, Roy. 50 ways to alternately not murder your wife Give her a slap cap hit her in the shin Jim pay your alimony Tony And get out of here just put her on a bus Gus here just put her on a bus guys throw off the cruise dude give up your parental rights Dwight oh fuck he's alive yeah dude she's great she was acting not plotting yeah that's one of the things where she says just I'm talking about

now look granted I can see why you think that was real because I was fucking, I lived it for days. I really Daniel Day-Lewis'd it. For a while I had everyone call me Black Dahlia. Oh, that's with his new black wife? Okay. Yeah, Black Lew's all hyped on that. The glow up.

Well, I mean, come on. The black wife effect in action. That's a good, that's- Those videos are great. What. The black wife effect in action. That's a good, that's. Those videos are great. What? The black wife effect. Yeah, can I see him when he was plotting to be murdered and then him with the new black lady?

Oh, back, yeah, when he was plotting to be murdered. Oh look, there he is, look at him. Yeah, yeah, that's when she calls him. He's like, by the way, she's like, get me out of here. He's like, I don't think I can, babe. I think he tried to kill me. Like, he's such a dip. He's exactly what you think he's like a gym dip

It's how hot people just handle life. She's going. What are you mad at me? Said sort of he's like I don't know I got woken up and they were telling me you hired someone to murder me Oh, no, look at him, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah turn it up turn it up My life depended on it somehow she's like you gotta go on I'm like I am I went on it like it You know it was exciting Best way for me to explain it. This is a simple man. Did her arrest for solicitation to commit first-degree murder shock you? Yes No further questions more or or less, yeah.

Yeah, do you think she was going to kill you? No. Were you surprised she wanted to? He looks like one of the toys from Small Soldiers. He is a green army man. This guy really is a grunt. Is this when he comes in? No, I'm trying to find when...

I want to find where she sees him in jail. Man, his new wife. I'm not finding that video. Nice. I know, she really did him a favor. I don't know. Looks like her skin's too close to her skull. That makes sense now.

Huh? Yeah, there's not enough room for her eyeballs in that thing. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It looks like somebody shrink-wrapped her face a little bit, like she got in front of one of those heaters. And it made her eyes big Look at that rock that could have been yours. Dalia the bedudos. He doesn't trust white bitches anymore. That's the problem never again Well, it was Dalia white now. She's Hispanic. I think for sure

Do you have the to the court do they have, Christine, play the phone call for Tim. It's so fucking funny. This news, they're just showing footage of her doing way the opposite of murder, giving him back massages. Like, this guy's like, I would never care. Look, she's crying. Oh no, this is the, you're talking about the new one, yeah, the new girlfriend, she's like,

I rub his feet for three hours a day because he deserves it. He's like, I do, I deserve it. Yeah. That's so great. Hey, were you surprised when your black girlfriend's family didn't like you? Yeah. Yeah, it was.

Yeah, you get the same treatment as a dog from an abusive house. Christine, we'll come back to Parkway Drive. I don't know how we got so far from, oh, because they had their shirts off. As I lay dying. They had their shirts off, made me think of as I lay dying, and then we go into a fucking wormhole. That's how we had Portland and stuff to cover. You had it up off and made me think of As I Lay Dying and then we go into

a fucking wormhole. This is how we had Portland and stuff to cover. You had it up there Christine before the phone call between Dolly and her husband. Oh. You had it brought up. Because that's really, it's really, she's still, she's like come stop this. This is crazy and he's like what are we even doing? There's a lot of cops that say you wanted to have me murdered and they showed me a video. She's like that video is bullshit he goes I'll see what I could do babe the cops are explaining them what murder is no babe what the cops tell me that would have been like forever oh they had to miss work and you know know my clients depend on the work out there all the wives

which trouble here the i can't help you It's not possible you think I saw a video That was acting Don't you remember we're gonna be in a show together. He's like oh, yeah We were gonna do a reality show this cop. I never met I had to explain it was like that

So my little the little city that I built upstairs isn't gonna come to life with a demon How grace now Dalí de Bolido could still be out of jail and with her husband if she just would have been like if it Was now and she can go AI It's crazy what they do with AI now. She's probably so mad that it was she just what 10 years too early Yeah, yeah, it was a deep fake. No, this is more than 10 years. I think that she's been going off for so you're right This is in four three How long did she get? I forget.

I'm surprised this guy hasn't died in a workplace accident. Look at him, have you ever seen someone look that stupid before? He's definitely gotten workman's comp before though. He's probably heard a lot of piano's impact on the ground right behind him as he walks down the street. This guy definitely wears fully laced up

work boots with shorts. 20 years shorts 20 years 20 years Do like a five years or something Do by the way Michael DiPolito told 2020 in a 2011 interview after the verdict listen how simple this guy It's just something you can't imagine anybody could really really do That's this whole statement on it. It's not something you think people do and then they do it she was a full she was an escort oh yeah we knew that boy was she yeah yeah she was just like a dumb fucking Miami whore yeah

I wonder if this is like most people I'm gonna most people you encounter are just like operating on this wavelength and it're just like other behavior is almost random It's unpredictable. There's no reason behind it. You can't explain it. Yeah, well those eyes are dead Well, I would say especially in New York it's got to be a crazy amount of people you walk by in a week that you just are in touchable distance from who have murdered and got away with it, did something fucking crazy, a rapist, a violent offender of some sort, a robber, a criminal, you know what I mean?

Like it's so much, you must pass, so crazy. And they just like, you know, might be the same guy that's like, you wanna buy my CD? He's like, no. You wanna buy my spoken word album? Confessing to crimes, mostly. Well that is the funniest thing, there's hip hop beats behind them. Hip hop today is all that, right? Everyone's confessing to crimes, mostly. Well, that is the funniest thing. There's some hot beats behind them.

Hip-hop today is all that, right? Everyone's confessing to crimes, and they actually get in trouble for it. Isn't the whole thing with, like, the young thug and all that, it's like their music has told their crimes? I think, I don't know. Walking into SunTrust Bank at 6.08 p.m. And then I threw the gun in the river. Which river specifically?

The Schuylkill River. Heading east, right in front of Boat House Road. That's probably the storyline on Snowfall. Remember the guy beat up one of the neighborhood kids for rapping about what they were doing? By the way, it was so local and they got so mad. the one one of the most farcical things about that show snowfall Which was great and it seems very accurate to what was going on with the crime or the crack epidemic in In LA at the time and but it was one of the things I got angry about they had to introduce rap into the show Somehow because it was the early 80s and that's the first thing and it's like these guys like, Uncle Jerome done shot this motherfucker for talking shit about his wife, Lou. And then, you know, Franklin's ain't gonna come through and then blow another motherfucker's head off

like he did last week. And you're like, I don't think this information was that out there in the streets, little though. And then they find us as an artist, and he's like, whoa, I'm just telling the stories of the streets. And they're like, can you not? Everybody's looking for who killed that guy,

but his name's Jerome and he lives right there. Yeah, in Philly it's crazy. It's literally just, it's almost like, it's just like a musical gang war. Oh yeah. Jay's daughter dressed as Skrilla this Halloween. Hey, he's got a great haircut. Yeah, Skrilla. I don't think I know how many people know Skrilla is. haircut Skrilla like I don't think I mean people know skrilla is

Apparently he's going viral man. Is it just because doing Kensington shit? He's always doing something he goes on podcasts and stuff like that. It's crazy. It really is, you know, he's a lunatic of a guy Can you hear him talk? All I know is that uh, I don't want to ruin the illusion that he's part Chrysler scared the shit out of him And no on the live stream. Yeah. Yeah, he's scared. We're watching you. Yeah, and he came outside We scared the show him, but he is a strange duck Spending $10,000 at Gucci dollars at Gucci. Showing themselves is pretty funny.

72 hours with Skrill has gotta be a great documentary. Well, now you'll get used to the smells out here, but eventually. Yeah, I don't understand his music at all I never hear him talk Is he actively a drug dealer or is he popular enough in music the the game in Philly right now is that you just like Sell drugs and kill each other and then you make an advertisement about it in the form of a song. Oh really? Yes. I got the best shit now that I killed my opponents. Here is where you can buy my drugs. And this is your hometown.

Yeah. It's my neighborhood. Oh wait, you got married? Look at that. Look at that hilarious wedding picture in the middle of all these pictures. It was a beautiful day. Probably a lot of basketball jersey dresses at that one. Oh it's his sister.

Wait, is it? I don't know. It was a beautiful day. Probably a lot of basketball jersey dresses at that one. Oh, it's his sister. Wait, is it? I don't know. By the way, the comments on this? Who the fuck is holding his sister like that? By the way, it's so funny, the comment, it's Skrilla, who looks like a scuzz, and his very odd looking lady. Or I guess it's at a wedding.

Here, this is I found it talking. I'm gonna add Okay, God. I did. I did. I did. Yeah. He reached out to you or did you you know, touch base? Okay, I thought the volume was super low. But the other guy's fine

Yeah, so he's Literated on promethazine He's got crazy eyes. Fuck, at last, bro, people come from all around the world. Oh, that's why I suggest this, and I don't want to be this asshole. And Black Lou blacked me up on this one. You're spending $10,000 on Gucci? Tighten up top of that hair. Absolutely.

Am I crazy? It looks crazy. Come on, dude, tighten up top of that hair. No, I... You got people that can take care of this every day. It's a statement. No, no, it's a statement, man. It's like I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me because I'm fucking loaded.

I'm fucking strapped up and loaded. There's Isabella. That's like I could do whatever I want and no one can stop me cuz I'm fucking She was DJing at a tunnel party Is incredible hey buddy, don't worry you got kids Jesus Christ. Oh my God. What, huh? This is incredible. Hey buddy, don't worry. Don't worry, you got kids? They're getting older. I was like, you know, I was pretty hip for my day. In fairness, she's working it.

I mean, she's like, she's DJing it, but like, it's still. I'm just saying, don't come down to the city and do that though, man. Someone might take it the wrong way. You matter, she got shot in gang violence. Oh, this is in a New York yeah, just a party under a tunnel Jesus Christ kids No, bright it is in there. I know

And the mask and then eventually start breaking it up It was always dressed to the mask is the man Somebody's stuck it is funny when you're like I'm like is this a dangerous scary thing and then you go I mean there are people dressed full as like the mask Somebody shot me What's the what's the ratio of white people here Christine? What are you thinking? You feed it through AI AI it looks like a mix it's New York New York's always mixed yeah I'm mixing what black and black

Hispanic black and blacker white kids there your kids next Isabelle's the whitest person there she's only half no, there's actually no audio on this video because she was trying to put a song across the whole thing and it didn't work, but I have other videos. Of her what? Of these parties? Mm-hmm. With her?

Yeah, her DJing set. At tunnel parties? Oh, Christ. She's getting good work. Yeah, she's right in the future in it, dude. You're learning how to support her. Oh, support her? That's what I got her for her birthday.

I got her a... A tunnel? Yeah, I got her a tunnel. No, I got her a guitar center thing so she can get equipment and stuff. Oh, no, I think it's great what she's doing. Just when you see the things she's DJing. Sometimes she'll be like, I'm at bar 13 in New York City. So you're like, all right, that's a place with bouncers and everything. When it's like, yeah, I'm going to be out until 2 in bar 13 in New York City. So you're like, alright That's like a place with balancers and everything when it's like yeah

I'm gonna be out till 2 in the morning under a fucking tunnel. Yeah, the foot clan is gonna be doing a The metal militia No, these underground parties what's so funny about that is I was like, who's that fucking criminal piece of shit sitting next to you? That's her roommate, Yana. Yeah, that's little Yana. That's little Yana. Who's, I mean, Isabelle's gotta protect.

She's four foot 11 and all of 65 pounds. So I'm like, please don't get Yana killed. For the love of God. It's the bonfire.