The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Black History Quiz

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

Bobby was accused of cheating on Jay's other show "Story Warz." Comic Joe List said that Bob only won the game because he peaked at his answers. It's Black History Month and Black King Louis Johnson wrote a quiz show for Jay and Bob that tests their knowledge of black history. Find out if they know about black hair products, Rosa Parks' occupations, and the color skin of Jesus. It's a hilarious celebration of culture complete with buzzers and prizes! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Alright, you know what though. I hope your fucking fingers break speaking off mic and personal information I couldn't turn yours on I I was speaking off mic and personal information, I couldn't turn yours on. I want my mic on when I'm talking. Well then stop singing your social security number at the beginning of every show. 0136661. Anyways, I hate when they ask you for the last four digits, because I have to still do the other ones in my head out loud.

Oh, you memorized the rhythm. Yeah, I memorized the rhythm, so I still have to do them. memorize the rhythm I can't yeah, I remember the rhythm I still have to do them just ask for the whole fucking thing place Can I have the last four digits you so I'm gonna do all the guys because oh my so my last for my social Yeah, I've a last four okay here it is five five six seven seven four one two two one I gave it all to you that is real by the way So everybody order whatever you can on Amazon right now under Bobby Kelly. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. They're gonna pulled over by the cops today.

For real? Yeah, I was doing, I was speeding on the sawmill, which is fucking ridiculous. What is it, a 50? I was on the phone too for like a minute and a half, which with the cops behind you is like seven hours. Because I'm on the phone talking, I don out of who the fuck I was talking to of course You don't you don't remember you were saying to them You were distracted completely they go and then she came home and said that I'm not listening to her enough sucks, man Staring in a rearview

And I get on the right lane. I'm gonna take the exit to see and yep sure enough gets out kind of milfy Italian chick I think her name was Isabella which really kind of fill me up a little bit What oh sorry I forgot about that That's crazy buddy. No Not that Isabella Isabella with a T Well, you could say with an S cuz hers is a Z. I'm sorry dude I forgot you I forgot. Weird. It's a good name. Did you know your her first name?

No it was on the it was on her ticket. She gave you a ticket? She gave me this which is cuz I do ten to two. Officer I'm so sorry I got ya you know whatever you need I'm gonna reach in over here I just just wanna let you know. I, you know, I... I hope I'm not out of line, but, uh... that ass is like, pladao in that outfit. I'd love to take your gun and stick it in the back of your head while you did some bad stuff to me. See, that's why I be bare with a girl,

pull me up, I go, officer, I'm very sorry. I messed up, I know, I understand. I'll accept a ticket. Thank God for you, because I'm pretty sure with minimal effort I could remove your gun from your holster and beat you to death. But that's not the person I am, so I'm going to accept this ticket from you, lady.

And you should thank God people like me exist, because one of these days, you're going to pull over someone who's not me, and they're going to beat you to death with your own gun. Or you're going to shoot them because they slightly disagree with you, because you have no idea how else to handle it. She was nice, but. Or she had to be, you could've killed her.

Women cops have chips on their shoulder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have to, we go, I have to do this. She gave me the whole, I'm trying to keep everybody safe. I go, listen, save that for a fucking 17 year old. I've been driving for years. I know how to keep everybody safe. I'm on the sawmill.

I'm doing the, I'm, I'm, I'm. When you looked at her through the window, did you go, you have a pussy right there? Did you say that? Hey, look how important you think you are. And look, you have a pussy. It's right in front of me. It's right there.

That's what I did. Right behind that belt and that zipper right there, is just a girl's pussy. Oh God. She, I thought, I thought there was a second of like, maybe I got her with my charisma. You know, there's always that, you know, it's the amount of time between when she gets in the car and she gets back out

of the car. But then I was like, I'm getting the ticket cause it's been too, it's been too much. Can you give Louis flowers by the way here a little bit? You said she has a chip on her shoulder He combined the two California Highway Patrol. Yeah, he's a Genius mastermind. I'm just saying so don't break his fingers simply because he doesn't respect your headphone game Well, it's not that he's respect my head. He doesn't respect my seat in this chair Because I start to talk and my mic isn't on until

He sees you put your headphones on. That's when the show starts. Well because it kills the music in the room and Jay likes to rock out and I don't want to stop a good groove that the host is enjoying. I'm the host too, fuckface. Look at me, look at me. I'm one of the fucking guys, okay? So I was ready to go. So when I'm ready to go, sometimes maybe you can go. 99% of the time you wait until, you sit there like a fucking eagle waiting for him to put it

They're on okay. Go everybody Bobby. Do you really want my energy in the room being someone who was? cut short of rocking out You know what you make a good point So they rock out and I put the headphones on then it goes into the headphones and then I rock out there for a Few and I come in with a good mood But if I'm rocking out and then hard stop in the room, I go, oh, I guess we're starting the show now Listen, dude, I respect your fucking start game You know that and I've I've when you were out my start game was on fucking fire. Nice. Okay, Lou am I right? Yes

Turn your mic on when you give a compliment. Yes, Robert. Let me turn your mic on when you give him compliments too. Yes, Robert, you are on point. Here's the thing though. You know what I mean? Every once in a while, I was... I agree. And he just looks at you. I don't look at anybody. I don't make eye contact. You know this. What are you talking about?

I stare in those baby blues four times a show. I stare away. Me and you, what I would describe in those baby blues four times a show. I stare away. Me and you are what I would describe as synced. You don't feel that with Bobby? Completely in sync? No, he doesn't. You are the end of my yang. We finish each other's.

Sentences. Yes! I wish sometimes we. What? Okay. It's not working out. Sympatico. Dude, I am, I was so mad last night.

You know, we did the story wars, which was, I don't know. A couple weeks ago. Epic. Fantastic episode. One of the best shows, one of the best episodes yet, right? Absolutely. I mean, what a storyline. Couldn't write that.

Well, also the murderers row. You, Joe List, Dan Soder. Yeah. You and Lewis. Me and Lewis. What a great show. I mean, we've been in the business for 25, 30 years together.

How could it go bad? Didn't. Did not. And then a stellar ending, over time. Over time. Come back, win. Probably from last place to first place. Joe List.

I'm watching Lewis' Zach, whatever sideshow podcast he does. That's what it's called. Lewis and Zach Sideshow. And he's on there building a case with them and the fans, that's what he did, against me, that I cheated on that, that I cheated.

This is Joe Less putting this together. Without even calling me, giving me a heads up, just goes on and builds a case against me. Is it a strong case? To him it is. To the weak-minded cattle fans that watch that show and love Joe, the cattle they are, yum-moo, it is. But here's the thing.

But here's the thing. He came on last night, but they all were kind of in on it, in cahoots, because they're all kind of staring. Soder too. Well, yeah, they were all staring, because you know Joe calls Soder in the afternoon. Hey man, doobie-doobie, you know, boby-bub. you know Bobby yeah I know man I wasn't thinking about it like that but now that you put it like that that's Dan he turns you yeah dude I did I thought it was

awesome but you know what you make sense now as much a man please yeah I didn't think about it like that but now you're making sense. I don't miss him one bit. So, so, but I go on last night and they're all, you know, they're all looking at me like vampires. They all knew. They all knew. They just all, all three, starting the show and they're all looking at me like vampires. Like, oh, this is weird.

What happened? Yeah, you cheated. And then they go on. But then here's the thing. You don't know me. I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been going through this my whole life. and yeah, you cheated, and then they go on. But then, here's the thing, you don't know me. I've been going through this my whole life, convicted of stuff I didn't do.

Right. So I presented my case, and I turned everybody. Everyone. Everybody. You fought the law, and you won? Yes. What? Except today on the sawmill.

Yeah, except that you didn't get pussy or anything, and then you let a woman bully you. Why don't you just not accept it? I'm not, I hate those people. No, no, no, when she gives you the tickets, it goes, I look forward to seeing you again, and just throw it at her in the chest. I'm gonna go fight it, she's not gonna show up.

Oh, you hope she does show up? I hope she does, hope Isabella. As soon as she walks in they go Mr. Kelly, mr. Kelly you go wait hang on. I have to let dream weaver stop playing Look at her saunter in the room. Look at that wide-kneed stance. I love her in tactical pants I'm pretty sure those shoes have orthotics That's what I would say right there when she goes, you know, you were speeding I go do you know that you have panties under this No, I do know that I was speeding do you know that you're wearing broad panties under that how hilarious is that?

What if we get into a scuffle and one of your fucking underwires comes out and stabs you right in the tip You probably haven't even thought about that cuz you're dumb girl Anyway, give me your fucking silly ticket nice penmanship twat You dot your eyes with heart still grow up Isabella Ruiz So Isabella Casabianco So his whole Isabella casa Bianco Buddy his whole thing was that I looked at who he picked which is legit We all look the whole game Everybody looked at other people who you picked and changed it from who other people picked can be devil's advocate not yet

Okay, and then Can I be Devil's advocate? Not yet. Okay. And then, uh, he... I was betting 14. I was betting Max, no matter what. Because here's my theory. I'm betting Max.

That's the argument. That would be the argument there, is they're arguing that you took the bet, like, you wagered when you realized you were both voting the same thing. Called strategy. In the old... or not in the... in the...

in the overtime of the game, it may have been said. Nope. But I do think you're not supposed to show who you voted for. Was not, and in the future maybe you do that. But it wasn't. Maybe you have the Joe-less puss rule in the future. Sure.

I feel like you're mad at me, I'm just asking questions. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at that, I'm mad at him. Yeah, you're mad at them. I'm not at them. Him. Him. Also Lewis. Not Lewis. No, but there's always a little fire from Lewis. A little bit of Lewis always. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at that, I'm mad at him. I'm not at that, I'm him. Also Louis.

Not Louis. No, but there's always a little fire from Louis. Little bit of Louis always, it's just in there. Honestly, God, at one point Christine called me last week in hotel and I was furious on the phone and she goes, she goes, what happened? I go, I literally just fucking stubbed my toe and a little bit of Louis.

And she was like, were you talking to Louis when you stubbed your toe? I go, I haven't talked to Louis in two days. But it's always a little bit of it, is that. There's always. A little bit of that, She was like, were you talking to Lewis? And you stood there telling us, I haven't talked to Lewis in two days. Yeah, but it's always a little bit of it. Is that a little bit of that? It could be something. God damn it. I got a fucking ticket and Lewis. It's true. There's always a hint of Lewis and Lewis.

That's what fucking his next album should be called. Dot dot dot and Lewis. All this and Lewis. Oh, and that phone rings and you're like fuck Here it is by the way. I mean the overwhelming feeling I have when he calls and he just goes Hey, man, he goes just fucking was driving thought I call and shoot the shit I go what? You want to shoot this shit. We never shoot this shit. You know, it's coming and then you should say, you know This is how things been you how things been for me?

I think we should do story wars three more times a week. Yeah, exactly. You know there's a business plan in the future. Dude, I was thinking about this. I was talking to this guy. He's the best. I know we get the... Why don't we fly out next week and do gigs somewhere together, but next week.

You know what we should do? We should merge skanks and regs together, make a super podcast. You want to do every other month, the full month in Austin? Because I've already booked an Airbnb. Yeah. It's always a little bit of Lewis. Always a little bit of Lewis. But Dan, Dan flipped it.

If you ask anyone right now, he goes, why did you shave your head and you're so angry, lady? He goes, because Trump won. And Lewis. Trump and then also Lewis exists. We, I know, I'm trying to get my energy up, my body's broken. But you're with me on this, right? You think I'm right.

Should I play this video? But you're with me, right? Jay? What? Can I see what happened? Jay, look at me, you can, but I want you to look at me first. If we didn't, I'm gonna say something to you,

and this is having your back. If we didn't say you don't look at me, you can, but I want you to look at me first. If we didn't, I'm gonna say something to you, and this is having your back. If we didn't say you don't look over it, who you're, if we said on this round you don't look over, and you're supposed to keep it quiet to yourself, who you're voting for. Let me ask you a question. If somebody shows you, if I'm sitting there with my thing, right, flipping open, am I supposed to look the other way? Like if he's showing me his stuff, what am I supposed to do?

It's him, he should have protected it better for sure. For sure he should have protected it. What are you supposed to do there? What am I supposed to do? Go hey, do over? Stupid showed me his thing? The money was already in, if this is my correct. This is our first real overtime. Buddy, I was betting Max no matter what.

But was that number in before anything else? I don't know. I feel like that's gonna be the issue. It's not. Even if, I'm telling you, you have to believe me. I was, this is my strategy. I'm picking the same person. We've been looking this is my strategy. I'm picking the same person. We've been looking at who we pick.

I'm picking Lewis. The game's fine with that. Picking, and then I'm betting 14. How much can I bet? Max, I'm betting Max. That's it. That was my strategy. And then also to go along with whatever Joe says

and just hope that he took. I looked at who he picked. Right. That's all, I looked at who he picked, right? That's all I looked at who he picked. You didn't know what he what he he had his thing flipping around, but I was a guy. It didn't matter if you see someone's wager in the thing. Yeah. Well, there's no here's also the argument. Let me say something. If you're copying it,

because he did a little bit less than you, I did more. You voted you bet more. See on the final round, voted, you bet more. See. On the final round, Jacob, you, in story wars, not the final round, but the overtime, it's whoever is tied at the end. They do a story from one of the three other people left on the panel who are out of the game,

and it's just, and this was Bobby versus Joe, they were tied for first place. And before, this is the only thing, because you're tied at 14 Joe they were tied for first place and before this is the only thing because you're tied at 14 They were you like like daily doubles You were final jeopardy rather you're gonna put how many of your points you're gonna wager in and then you put your Then you do your guess after they read the story. Let's watch this video, but if Bob but here's the thing you did 14

Joe did 13. Yeah If you if you both would have been wrong, if it wasn't Lewis' story, he would have won. He would have won. He would have won by a point. So, fuck him. So they should get over it. It could have backfired on you terribly.

And he's trying to get the fans and your... He's diluting and diminishing my epic overtime comeback win. Because... Is he, is he, is the threat to take you off the wall of fame? Or is he trying to take away your story of warrior shit? He's trying to take, he's trying to put an asterisk next to it. Like, he's trying to make it not as epic as it was. It was pretty epic.

It was epic, and now he's trying to add this shit. So watch this. Thank you. Thank you. I think I saw it. Let's see it. trying to add this shit so watch this thank you thank you look at that big dumb smile he's all happy because he knows he's gonna cheat yes so he sees my points okay here it comes I'm gonna knock over some water here That's cheating. Ah, I spilled water on your dick! This is a ruse!

Damn it! There it comes. Boom! There it is! You can look. You can look. And then he looks at you guys to see if he's in trouble. He looked at your points and your answer.

Yes, he did. Uh-oh. And look at his smile. See his little smile? He knows there's no way that he can lose this round. He knows he's going to win. And then he plays it. He knows there's no way that he can lose this round. He knows he's gonna win, then he plays it off. He knows there's no way that he can lose now.

He knows he's gonna win, then he plays it off like he's gonna lose. So look, now he does the thing, he's acting like, oh man, maybe I didn't win. Do you do the regs with 17 people? That's not the regs. Oh, that's Louis and Zach's show. That's Louis and Zach's sideshow.

That's in case Jay dies or hates me and doesn't do the skanks, I have something that might work out, show. Nice. Yeah. That's I don't want to do this with just Dave, show. Listen, I don't know if I would bank it all on a guy who looks like he's constantly on Death's Door.

Yeah. Your sub big Jay is too big. Bank it on a guy that used to look like that. Too big of Jay. You bank it on a guy that used to look like that too big of Jay It's horseshit Bobby's bad acting Bobby never became famous You've never been close to it Lewis I'm the I'm the most famous person, you know Fucking lose more that it takes his calls

Fucking in the writers guild and sagging after you asshole you got cut out of Joe's movie. Not a bag I'm a fucking fantastic actor Ever look at you. Well, it's just a little bit It's just a little bit of Lewis. Yeah. It's just a little Lewis in there. Right, man, a little bit of Lewis. This is mostly Joe, but it's a little bit of Lewis right now. Always a little bit of Lewis. Always a little bit.

Well, time to get your mind off things here, Robbie, because. I'm so excited for this. We have a very exciting day here on the show. Now, if you're wondering, I'm a little beat up. I'm hurting today because of how I celebrate black history. Basketball. Playing basketball with five whites and one black. That's how black history used to be.

That was basketball in the 50s, Bobby. And also we use a peach basket. We go real old school white basketball. A peach basket. A peach basket. A peach basket. But no, so Black Lou, you have put together for us. And Black Lou looks great. Black Lou looks fantastic. Can you please?

A dashiki and a durag. God damn it. Is that yours or did you have to buy that? No, this is all mine. Nice. But they're costumes. Absolutely. Yeah.

Once in a while, that's what you should wear though. Whenever like your wife has family that you haven't met yet when they come to the house, you have to wear that stuff. That's funny. Because that's what they're expecting and hoping, you know what I mean, is going to be to talk about is you goes, goes, my brothers and sisters, welcome to the home. I love a dashiki. Yeah.

I'd love to wear one. Is that bad? If I wore one, would that be appropriation? Appropriation? No. You, I'd love to wear one. Is that bad if I won would that be? Appropriation appropriation. No, you're tan enough. I feel like people will not question you I'll tell you what for this game in hindsight. You should have worn a dashiki and I should have got my hair corn road night Do if Jay won one besides looking like p.m. Dawn would he would that be would that be bad? Hey, Jay, what are you doing? I'm just setting adrift in memories of you. Well, what are you guys doing? Yes.

Hell, he's shit. It's the same one, isn't it? That is the same one. It's the same one. It's the identical one. That's the exact one. I want a white dashiki. Let's get this going.

I'm excited. What are we doing, Jay? Well, Jay, you're going to sit next to Bobby to Bobby and then Lewis is gonna sit where you're sitting. And I tell you this, I'm not gonna, I don't cheat. I'm gonna, this game is... I didn't even correlate the idea that Bobby cheats. Don't cheat! And he's excited about it. He does it. He'll go, oh, I thought the rules were I turn your buzzer off.

It's all up here. We're not writing anything down so unless you could read your mind. Okay, here we go. Alright, what are we doing? What are we doing by the way? He's gonna, Lewis is gonna explain everything. This is a proper game you know. I love bonfire games.

You look great. You look fantastic. I'd wear that all the time if I could. Oh, this is nice. Can I say the red doesn't go with the shirt that I would have picked a different color? Well, you're not black, so. Yeah, you're not black, and it kind of adds a Kung Fu vibe, which I like. You know what? You got me there.

A little show-knuff. You look like Grandpa Wu-Tang. Is that Papa Wu-Tang? You really do look like a Huxtable. Yes. Gentlemen are ready? Yes, I'm ready. All right. You're the ghost-faced doctor.

Okay, here we go. I want to get the language so right that everybody here will cry out, Yes, I'm black, I'm proud of it, I'm black and beautiful. Racism is a bitch, I mean white people you gotta know, it fucks you up, but what it does to black people is a bitch. It's hard enough being a human being. I'm not gay no more, I am delivered. I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I don't like men no more. I thought I liked women. Women, women, women, women. There is not a black America and a white America and Latino America and Asian America. There's the United States of America. Are we ready? Let's get busy! Go!

Welcome to the Bonfire Black History Month Pop Quiz, where we will find out who is more knowledgeable about Black history between the honorable brother Robert Kelly and the smooth talking former black circus comedian and international player Big Jay Okerson. Every correct question will be worth one black pivin. Okay, now I like that. Oh my god, I'm very excited.

And our culture questions will be worth two black pivots per correct answer. Ironically though, every black pivot is only worth three-fifths of every regular pivot. You can use it above 125th Street too. It's like Jeffrey dollars. Whoever has the most black pivots at the end of the quiz will be crowned the official Bonfire Soul Brother for the entire month of February. You each have a buzzer. The first person to buzz in has a chance

to answer the question. The winner will receive a grand prize of one N-word pass. Ooh, I need one of those. A legendary black seasoning of my choice, good on any meat or vegetable. I'm your host, African American Lou, and now let's get it poppin'! Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Get it? All right.

Sister Christine's going to be taking points for us. She's going to be keeping score. And let's get started. Question one. Christine for the streets, as we should call her. Christine, you're keeping score. So we buzz in when we get it. Buzz in when you get it. First person to buzz in. Jacob you're gonna have to line judge that. Yeah I'm good with that. Are

you holding your buzzer up? You should hold it month of the year. Ooh. Kiss my converse. I'm sorry? The answer is... What? You get a chance to steal her now? No stealing in this one. In honor of Black History Month, there will be no stealing. But you guys, that's your thing.

That's your thing. It should be extra stealing. That's Hispanic Heritage Month During this. That's your thing, it should be extra stealing. What would you say? That's Hispanic Heritage Month. Oh, okay. Yes, yes. Can I, I know what it is. Or as DJ Lou calls it, the Super Bowl.

Isn't that when they abolish slavery? That's incorrect. The correct answer is, it's the month of Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Oh, well that's kinda the same thing. All right. Abraham Lincoln's birthday? No, that's kind of the same thing. All right. Abraham Lincoln's white. Was Fred like the guy with the peanut? Well, let's not jump ahead.

Okay, sorry guys. Question two. Before Black History Month, what was this celebration of African-American culture called? I believe Jay got that one. House party. Kiss my converse. I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

God, I have it. What would you have said, Robert? Barbecue. I'm sorry, that's wrong. It was called Negro History Week. Can we say that? Yes. Okay.

Yes. That's Funny saying that one. Question 3. Yeah. In 1971 the iconic black music TV show Soul Train was created and hosted by which TV presenter? Jay? Don Cornelius. Don Cornelius is correct. Here is your first black pivin to start everything out. I'm Don Cornelius and as always in party we wish you love and peace and love. Why are we gonna let me touch it? Go on touch it. Oh that's a special black. Do you want to see if his hair is different from white piv Piven it's actually softer and smoother skin than a regular pivot It really is a higher quality than a regular pivot very soft and hmm All right question four at the time of her historic bus incident. What was Rosa Parks occupations?

Teacher Bobby, I'm sorry that's incorrect Say complaining bitch Teacher. Bobby. I'm sorry that's incorrect. I was gonna say uh, complainin' bitch. Very incorrect. The correct answer is Department Store seamstress and she was a secretary. Mouthy. Question five. What black TV sitcom did Jay Leno first appear on? Bobby good times

Good time Guess that I didn't yes you did. Oh, I did I was around that's I'm older than you. Yeah, it was like my sitcom That's the thing Jay. Yeah, I was around I was born in 1970 you know yeah, I was around. What the fuck are you talking about? I was born in 1970. He didn't know that. Yeah, I did. I remember his big head came in. That's vague.

Yeah, I remember he had like a butt chin, I think. No, I remember he was on the show. I remember it. That's fine. I used to watch it. Next question. Like when it was on that week's episode. Should we get a points update?

One and one. Here we go. It's a very smooth pivot? Hmm. One and one. Yeah, here we go. It's a very smooth pivot. Tied one to one. What was inventor George Washington Carver's significant historical contribution? Bobby. The fucking peanut.

Can you be more? The peanut butter. That is incorrect. Peanuts? Kiss my converse. We can't steal, but my answer would have been a two-tone hair Also incorrect a lot of people think it that he made peanut butter, but actually what he did was develop

Great crop rotation methods and that helped the peanut become actually what it is today We learn on the bomb but it was but that helped the peanut become actually what it is today. We learn on the bonfire. But it was the peanut. He didn't come up with the peanut? He did not. Or peanut butter? He did not. Are you sure he didn't bump into somebody with a chocolate bar and he had peanut butter? He didn't visit Reese's? No? Nothing. All right. Question seven. What was Nat's? What song is this? Nothing. All right. Question seven. What was Nat? What song is this? I don't think this is appropriate to it. I'm pretty sure we're gonna get in trouble for this song. Does Lou gonna cook the loser in the pot?

What was Nat Turner's revolt? Can I hear it again, please? Yes. Can you? Question seven. Yeah. What was Nat Turner's revolt? Can I hear it again please yes can know question seven yeah what was Nat Turner's revolt can I hear it in a black-eyed voice please yeah question number seven what was Nat Turner's revolt player Bobby his revolt was the Black Panthers kiss Kiss my converse. Sorry, that's incorrect. Jay, did you want to give it a shot? Can't see it.

You know that Turner's Revolt? Oh, yes. It was, oh, was he the first one to say, I'm going over to Fat White Bitches? No, sorry. He's like, man, these black chicks are mouthy. You hear Rosa Parks about the bus? Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Fuck this shit, dude. Who was the first one to go to white chicks? That's a great question. Okay. Hold on, was it Sidney Poitier? Could have been Sidney Poitier. So Nat Turner's revolt was a small group of followers

that followed Nat. They killed their owners and set off towards jerusalem the group killed around sixty white people in two days before being overwhelmed by an armed resistance that was not turn as revolt thank you for thank you for hiring us white boss no good deed am i right guys give these guys some fucking work some livable wages a place to sleep

how long have they had black slaves? That's a long time. Long time. Wow. Question 8. Yeah. Which iconic black man coined the phrase, by any means necessary? Shit.

Told you. Alright. Jay. Fred Hampton? I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Bobby, for no points, did you want to throw an answer out there? Yeah, it was Denzel Washington. Can you be more specific?

In American Gangster. Pretty sure, the diner scene. And then he went and shot Idris Elba in the head. I have another guess. Is it Tony T.O.I. or Tony T.O.I. or Tony T.O.I. or Tony T.O.I. or Tony T.O.I. American gangsters The diner scene anyway and shot Idris Elvis in the head

Is it Tony t o n e from Tony Tony Tony The correct answer is the brother Malcolm X I only know three of them and that was one of them And I'm too so Malcolm 11 and Malcolm 12 Question 9 who played Malcolm X in the 1992 film Malcolm X come on son Denzel Washington Denzel Washington is correct Black pivot for you good sir. Oh, that's some bullshit

Washington is correct black pivot for you good sir oh that's some bullshit two pivots that was bullshit I answered that question I got two pivots in a possible that's a spades reference Bobby this guy's no black history all right next question madam CJ Walker is known as the first black self-made millionaire how did she make her money Oh foster care scams I wouldn't let Bobby because it was a tie tie on the buzzer so Bobby answer this one so glow I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give you that yes black hair care products, scalp conditioning, and healing formula, fucking body. Who you getting fucking mad at?

It's hair shit, man. It was hair. Black pepper coming your way. What's up, man? My brother, thank you, my brother. Absolutely, play it. You're gonna take a swing and I can hit the ball. Frederick Douglass did popularize two-tone hair. Next question.

Who was the first African-American model to be featured on the cover of GQ Magazine? Was that a tie? Big J. Oakerson. Jamie Campbell. Sorry, that is incorrect. Very close. What would you have said, Bobby? Was it a female? It's a female, right? You're talking about female?

Yes. I would say... Lizzo. I would have said... Back when the world was saying the 80s. I would have said I Don't know anybody Emon. I don't know any black superman grace Jones Grace Jones Already, yes seal seal. The answer is Tyra Banks It was the 80s Was it I thought Tyros 80s. I don't dare you! No.

Was it? I thought Tyro's 80s. Well, it doesn't matter. No, she's 90s, buddy. Who said 80s? There's no 80s in the question. Jacob? Jacob?

Well, once again, the white man fucking up a game. I thought I remembered my sports illustrated knowledge. That's not on the paper. That was just me riffing. Yeah. I know it was on the paper. All right, next question. Wait, what year? Alright, go ahead.

Harriet Tubman is famous... Excuse me. Harriet Tubman is famous... is famous... is a famous sister. While she was known for freeing the slaves, she was also known for three other activities. Name one of the three. J.

Mm-hmm. Uh-uh. And oh, hell no. Sorry, that's incorrect. Kiss my god, Bruce. Bobby, did you want to shout one out, just in case? I was going to say picking cotton. Incorrect. Is that? No. Not making quilts? Yeah.

Not sucking dick and going to the cops if you hit her? Making food, helping children. She was a bartender. Asking you to watch her children. She was a bartender. Asking you to watch her children? She was, uh... No, I got nothing. The first woman to rob a dollar store. She was technically in the military.

Starts with an S. She was a spy, a scout, and a nurse. A nurse? Absolutely. A slave nurse? That's interesting. Yes. I don't know. You can do that. By the way, Tyra Banks, 96, 97, and 2019. Jacob, you're looking up something we already all knew the answer to.

You know the exact year, and it was on 90s. I know in 1996, she was in the movie Higher Learning. That was everyone's first introduction. I'm saying what I'm admitting my guilt. So what happens is Bobby gets the point taken away? I think that's fair. I'm telling you, fair. I think they're going to fair.

That's my Soglo. That's a Soglo pivot. Put that down. Don't touch my pivots. All right, fellas. You're just mad. Next question. Did you join Joe List Club?

I didn't cheat. I didn't cheat. I got Soglo, dude. It's hair products. How do you travel around with a bag of a thousand lollipops? Because I stopped sin and that's who I am dude I wake up one day and I look in the mirror. I go it's done

Let's replace it with something much more difficult to carry around and And then you flicked it like you were turning off a light. Yeah, I don't do zines anymore. And this will be done next week. I'll be done with these. I'm going to miss you walking in with a Costco bag of Dum Dums. I did go a little crazy. You also only like one flavor. I do root beer and butterscotch.

Two flavors. You choose root beer? Root beer and butterscotch. That should lose him a pivot. Take a pivot back. What do you choose root beer root beer and butterscotch that should lose them a pivot What are you having back? What do you choose? If I'm going dumb-dumbs, yeah apple grape blue You should get a watermelon. Yeah watermelon Yeah, you should get a pivot you get a black pivot for just saying all those flavors

I'll accept pineapple too because as a person who grew up in a black neighborhood Pineapple soda was my jam All right next question Because as a person who grew up in a black neighborhood, pineapple soda was my jam. Uh huh. Hahaha. Alright, next question. Describe the color of Jesus' skin according to the Holy Bible. J. Bronze. That is correct.

What? That is correct What dark complexion and curly hair were bronze signifies a brownish skin tone How does he know that he's a Jew bronze bronze black Jesus Do you know how many times I just stand in a circle with black comedians and prayed a black Jesus? I hear this. Do you know the actual Bible passage? Yeah, hair of wool and bronze skin. Yes. I know, it's said constantly at black comedy places. It's an argument.

That's kind of a lot. Yeah. All right. Here is your black Piven, sir. Thank you, sir. It's wild. Is there a score up, T? Three, J, J Bobby two.

Three black dividends. You feel good now don't you? I feel better. Yeah. Of course you do. Okay. This one is near and dear to my heart. You understand black Lou I was just bawling out so hard today.

Yes and you're still killing it. You understand that I bought Dum Dum's whole bag. Feel free to take as much as you want. In what year was interracial marriage legalized? That's you. That's Bobby. Bobby? 1960... It was legalized.

1960, 1969. Bobby, you son of a... What a dumb ass. Sorry, that's incorrect. I was going to say, I was going gonna say fingers crossed 2028 What is that happening now 1969 in Boston it was I mean, I know what I know it was legal, but it wasn't even it was decriminalized Criminalized. Yeah, you would get stuff thrown at your car.

People weren't psyched about it, but you could do it. Yeah. The year was 1967. I can have a black child. Ironically, the year Jim Morrison left America and went to France. Coincidence? Nope.

Next question. What is a sundown town? Robert Kelly like to me Robert Kelly a Sun downtown yes, that's when the black people had to be back in their homes before the Sun went down He couldn't be on the streets. That is absolutely Suck it. I've been to one well. I lived in Boston. It was one Bobby's trying to start one in his neighborhood. I actually moved there because they have one Bobby's been going over to uh town hall meetings and seeing if he could change the rules here a little bit guys

I've been thinking If we all if we get 20 people to sign this thing we could make this a sundown town Aren't there still like we were on tour and I remember you saw I forget where you were There's still like crazy sundown town signs up. Yeah, it's all the places. I sent you all the Zillow listings. I think you're Bobby keeps pushing Batavia, New York so much or Batavia, Illinois. She goes you should go there dude. It's pretty crazy There's no black people to show you goes. They're not allowed to be What's that you got your pivot right? Of course I did. Thank you very much. My brother.

All right, this is our last question before we get to the culture questions that are worth two points. This one will be worth one. What document did President Lincoln sign that declared enslaved people in the Confederate states free? I got it. Was that Bobby? I don't know.

I answered. I thought Jay answered okay I got all right J emancipation proclamation that is correct my black brother whoa black pivot coming your way you guys this is a two two pivot round coming up yeah but I mean Christine so freaked out that I'm an athlete and a scholar can I say this what are you a righty or lefty I'm a righty I jerk off my left hand I write with my right hand. I feel like you should be using your dominant hand because it's going to hit the button faster.

Jay just sniffed my fingers and said, yeah, you're right. Slow bleaching. I can't. What do you mean? I'm ambidextrous. It's a drummer talking. Here's the thing is that I have a tick with buttons. So if I have to push something, my brain goes, now.

Like Jay does this. I do this. Is a hiccup. I have a hiccup. I have the yips with the button. All right. All right. I just made that up.

Can I get a score check from, score check from sister Christine? It's four to three. Four to three. Jay, four, Bobby, three. All right. Keep in mind. I had that. These are two point, two pivin questions.

Okay. All right. I want you to open your mind here. Culture. Ready? Yeah. Translate this acronym correctly. This is something your mother would say to you if you were late for curfew or there was some action going on outside and I'll

read it letter by letter. You guys can see it on the screen but I want the audience to be able to understand. The acronym is GY B A I T G D H R N B I B Y We should give us pens. We should be able to... Oh, it's up there. It's up there. M F A Take a little minute to think about it. Re-read it. And I'll read it again. This is something your mother would say to you if you were late for curfew or there was some action going on outside.

I got 10 of those. Jay, get your. What's the four S get your. Get your black ass in the goddamn house right now before I beat your motherfucking ass. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. I mean, wow.

I mean, that's years of black, hanging out with black people in Philly. That's very impressive. Two pivots going to you, my friend. That was impressive, man. God damn it, that was, that was. Holy shit. That was great. That actually made me you my friend. God damn it. That was, that was, holy shit. That was great. That actually made me swallow my heart.

I was like, please don't say the n-word on the end, on the end. Please don't say it. Wow, I'm, that's, I'm shocked right now. Fantastic. That was amazing. Thanks guys. That was fucking great. That was really good. Next question. You've heard that from your friend's mom. Yeah. Yeah. good. Next question. You've heard that from your friend's mom. Yeah. That was like a memory muscle right there. Good. Next question. Translate this acronym correctly to prove you know black culture. When black people are telling the 100% truth, they say T-O-E-I-L. T-O-E-I-L I'll read it again.

When black people are telling the truth, they say T-O-E-I-L. I'm having a hard time with this one. True. Yeah. This is a tough one. When they're telling the truth. Big Jay Okerson. That's on everything I love. Wow! God. Wow! I have no idea what that was. Two Pivots coming your way.

What is it? What is it? That's on everything I love. The fuck? I swear, I swear. What the fuck does that mean? I swear I didn't fuck that girl, bro. That's on everything I love.

I swear. What the fuck is that? Use that in a sentence. That's on everything I love? That doesn't even make sense. That's on everything I love. I would never betray you and That's on everything I love? That doesn't even make sense. I would never betray you, and that's on everything I love.

I've never, ever heard any, but I, wow. It's the black version of Swear to God. I swear to God, bro. Wow. That was good, man. That was pretty great. I mean, this is a little unfair. I mean, you were mainly black for 15 years of your life.

True. I've been solidly white my whole life. You have. I had Patrice was the only black friend I had for a long time. And now desperately you cling on to buying shoes every week just so black people will look twice at you. Yeah that's true. I swear what is Bobby's behavior? All right, here's our last question of the quiz I mean you win but for a pride for pride I don't say that you make the last question for ten pivots. You should make the last question ten pivots. Okay ten pivots That way I could pull it out. Yeah, of course. I mean you cheat so I didn't cheat at once No, maybe not here, but I don't know. I'm not even looking for it But when Joe dropped his guard for five seconds, you swooped in cheated. I didn't oh my god what I didn't cheat Oh, I didn't cheat. Okay. Why can't you just be a good winner? I

Haven't won yet. Wow. Don't be scared. You're probably gonna win. All right. Here we go. Last question of the quiz. I like your black confidence. Right now we're eight J, Bobby three. Shit. Okay, so Bobby can still steal this?

Christine just wants him to win so she can have the N word on the closet and use it. Christine, that's the first thing I went in our floor safe. There's no cash in here, just a one N word pass. He goes, I'm saving it for a big day. It's going to be that when I quit smoking, one cigarette, a match. When I finally dump jam, I'd be like, you know what I'm sleeping with? Ready.

This legendary black comedian was a competitive swimmer and as a teenager competed against Kobe Bryant in summer basketball camp before starting his career as a shoe salesman. He's now a third degree dragonback black belt in karate and has been in over 50 major movies. Who is this legendary black comedian? Read it one more time. Absolutely. This legendary black comedian was a competitive swimmer and as a teenager competed against Kobe Bryant

in summer basketball camp before starting his career as a shoe salesman. He's now a third degree dragon, black belt in karate and has been in over 50 major movies. Is he still alive? Jay your answer. Is he still alive? Yes. Jimmy Martinez. I'm sorry that's incorrect. Is this go steal? It's it's you have to be absolutely go ahead cat Williams I'm sorry, that's incorrect. I said cat Williams jr. Yeah, we've seen Robinson cat

Williams his name is Stephen Williams Stephen Williams cat Robinson Jeremiah Johnson Williams Diddy Piddy, Hurricane, Dave Temple. There are earthquakes. Let's do the guys. Bobby hangs out with some time. Tony Woods, Chappelle, Tony Woods. Oh, Dave Chappelle, Dave Edwards, Yamanika. Definitely Yamanika. I double. I double. I second Yamanica.

Yamanica, Yamanica will split the points. Jay will win, but I'll do it. Take it away. OK, final answer, Yamanica. Yamanica. Sorry, that's incorrect. Jay, I honestly thought you would have this one. The person we were talking about, legendary comedian Kevin

Hart. What? He's a black belt? No he's not a black belt and he didn't grow up swimming either. He sinks like a fucking rock. Why is his whole life full of lies? He's gonna be at the Super Bowl high-fiving Eagles players he's not an Eagles fan. He also played basketball with Kobe Bryant. I played basketball with Kobe Bryant. No, no, Kevin Hart. No, he decided to play. Oh, I thought it was swimming with him. He played with him at a summer camp like his friends? Nope. No.

What, what is? Because that's my story. I played with him after school. You can't base this on Jay's life. He can't take that story from me. Yes, he did. Was he there? Huh?

Was he there too? No, at the Jewish Community Center in my neighborhood in West Philadelphia. Well, probably Ryan was there. I know, but it was because it was an indoor place to play basketball in Lower Marion. This last question was based on lies. It's based off lies. Well, the Kevin Hart biography. This sure was a crazy black game, all right.

Full of lies and hoodwinking. We do have a winner. Our winner today is Big J. Okerson Black History King Those are very impressive answers. Now J, please take your

very very large N-word pass home. You know what, just hang on and I'll use it now. Nope, put it back in the prize closet. I'll hit it right now and get it over with. Can I buy that off you for a thousand dollars? You should bring this in with you when you go to see Isabella in court. I don't know, I had this and I didn't even use it.

For you and your new house. Stubs! One of my favorite seasonings. Stubs seasoning. What do you put that on? Chicken? Chicken. It is pretty funny that it's a chicken rub. I mean that's very funny that it's a black... Because Stubb's you wouldn't think they'd be giving chicken seasoning. It's a barbecue place.

Now Bobby, you're not gonna go home empty-handed. Absolutely. I have two smaller N-word passes for you. Only valid in Harlem. So here you go. smaller N-word passes for you only valid in Harlem so okay I'd like to be a smaller one where you give it to somebody where they can they can just say the word N-word like just like it goes you're let's say N-word without people getting uncomfortable now let me ask you question do I have to mumble this or can I say it full out yeah you say it full out it's one says only valid in serious XM and the other one says valid in Boston.

Correct. Okay, great. I mean, Boston. This is only valid in Harlem and Camden, it says. Can I say something? I really don't need this in Boston. Can I really get changed this to maybe? Yeah, I think that's actually on the,

I think that's actually on the welcome to Boston sign. I mean, I've got 7,000 of these at my grandmother's house. And lastly, Bobby, just in case you catch yourself in the wrong hood at the wrong time, I got you a durag. Oh! Can I tie it on you? Just keep it in your car, just in case. I say wear it all the time. I say it all the time, you should keep this on you.

I just, you know Bobby, when you're feeling cool, wait, don't even tie it yet, just pull it over your head. Let me see it turn from the front that didn't go the way I was hoping you look like daredevil when it's sometimes Sometimes but like cool people like method man would just do this sometimes just let it hang like that But that's not what we're gonna do. We're gonna do you right I think Right, oh Jay is trying to put the rag on to Bobby's head tying it correctly I see this guy really is black Is that police tape? It says warning Bobby please go to the cellar with that on I got a Benny show at the hard rock

Did I do it right Lou? Absolutely it looks fantastic I'm going to Benny's show what's up son Yo man second place is just as good as first place if you got two of the N words on the side my son What's up, second player same as first place if you don't know how to count Congratulations, my brother. Thank you my man. Thank you guys for playing Blue is what a game. What a game is this? Do we get to play more of it? Can we do it more? Luke can you tell us about the home version of the game?

Please tell Bobby. No one goes home empty handed. Paco, tell him where we're going. Jay, I'm going to leave the black pivots here for you, just in case you want to give some out today. You'd be surprised as black pivots. They really are fun. Oh, black pivots have a nice feel to them. I know. And they dance better. We should take a break now.

OK, Jacob, you bully. We will take a break now. Okay, Jacob, you bully? We will take a break right now. We'll be right back everyone. It's Soul Brother number one Big Jay Okerson and I'm Robert Kelly It's the bonfire.