The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bob's Twisted Sister
Episode Date: October 7, 2026Bobby rubs it in Jays face that his Philadelphia Eagles lost like an average team last night. | Bob thinks that his sister once tried to purposefully stab him in the eye with an icicle. On the topic ...of women fighting men, Jay had an ex-girlfriend cheap shot him right in the face. Jacob was attacked by a punk rock girl at a club. | For Skankfest this year, Bob is involved in a Bonfire Read-Off and needs to practice his soliloquizing. *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly.
Put something else on.
What are you doing?
This is crazy.
This is great.
That's insane.
What happened?
It's the Eagles.
What happened?
What happened?
I've been with you guys for hours today.
What happened?
This is the way you were, you guys had this in the pocket your whole time?
I don't understand what's going on.
What went on last night?
I didn't see the game.
Not a whole lot went on.
Oh, did you guys, did you guys lose two?
Yeah, they lost all right.
What happened?
Nothing happened.
It couldn't have been...
Literally nothing happened.
No offense, no defense.
Nothing happened.
It was just watching an old man score on us a bunch.
But they didn't throw it.
It's not like they threw interceptions like the Patriots.
He did throw one for sure.
And then we brought in a backup quarterback for three plays.
Whoa.
He handed the ball off twice and then threw an interception in the end zone.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We just assumed that you guys were kicking.
a ass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I assume too.
But there is great news.
What's the news?
The Sixers begin in a month.
It's pretty exciting times over in old
Ilydelfia.
LeBron James is coming in, but those Eagles played so bad.
Played like the Patriots.
It was so, I don't know.
I mean, like, it was real bad.
Yeah.
They didn't do anything.
They haven't gotten a turnover yet.
They already got the LeBron James.
Sixers?
Look at that.
No way.
Get that out of here.
Yeah, look at the Lakers one, the Cleveland one.
I'll tell you what, though.
I would get one that says LeBron James before I got the one on the right there where you put your own name on it.
I think I had an Oakerson Eagles once, and I got rid of it pretty quick.
Has there ever been an Ocaron in sports?
No.
I don't know how many more Ocerson's there are in the world.
And if there are out there, they have to be related to me.
What is Oakerson?
What kind of name is that?
It's a stupid English.
Is it a Jewish name that they made into?
No, it's not Jewish at all.
It's not like a thing where it was like Okasosteen or something.
No, it's my dad's side.
It's not Jewish at all.
My mom, I know my mom, all that stuff is Rosenberg.
It's old English roots.
Let me see this.
The name combines...
Bobby?
Read for me.
The name combines AC, meaning oak, with locational or descriptive.
suffixes.
Why?
Oh,
you had a face
like I fucked up.
No, no,
that comma just became
15 seconds.
Well, because I was looking
at your face and you were like,
you were looking at your face and you were like,
you were panicking about the next word.
I was not.
You were looking like you smell dog shit,
but you don't know where it was.
You panicked
on the next word.
Suffixes signifying
someone who lived near an oak tree
or a settlement of oaks.
Bobby?
I was not panicking.
You did fantastic.
Do you in favor?
Yeah.
Say those first three words five times.
times in a row. Which one? You know which three. The first three words? Of that second line.
Of the second line. They just read. Okay, great. Descriptive suffixes. Nope, just, just those three.
Okay, great. Suffixes signifying someone. Suffixes signifying someone. Suffixes signifying someone.
Is this part of my training? Yeah. Suffixes signifying someone. Suffixes signifying someone.
Suffixes signifying someone. Whoa.
Yeah
God, that was tough
Okay now
Look at you go
Yeah
That was really good
Go ahead
Yeah, yeah
Read the next one
Bobby, go ahead
Why you, you have no faith in me
Do you, Lou?
I have a lot of faith
No, he shook it off
No, I shook off banana bread
Oh, sorry
Luke hates banana bread
I had some
What's your deal?
Were you molested
By the person who made
Banana bread in your family?
Not every
That's not the thing
Every problem is not molestation.
What?
What?
That's not true.
It's true.
Whose problem in this room is not molestation?
Raise your hand.
Maybe Lou.
I don't think I was.
Yeah, you were.
Oh, you definitely were, dude.
Look at you.
So, are you crazy, dude?
Your facial here says screams, I was molested.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it does.
You and your brother had to, like, fucking,
and your twin brother had, like, hold your ears while the other one got it.
I bet you guys were connected by the ass.
Probably.
Yeah, you guys just play with each other.
A double-sided dildo.
Spread assholes are for gay men.
That's true.
That is true, ultimately.
Some genealical, fuck.
This is the Saxon origins of my name, O'Kerson.
Come on.
Come on.
You couldn't do, Bobby, in the contest, you're not going to be able to do that.
I know, you're right, you're right.
No, you're right, dude.
Some genealogical.
Nope.
Some.
Zots.
Wow.
Some gene.
Ological.
Nope.
What is it?
No. Genealogical.
Fuck.
I knew it.
Some genealogical.
Nope.
Some genealogical.
Nope.
Some.
He-hee-hee-hee.
Zots.
Ow.
Some genealogical.
Nope.
Some genealogical.
Read it one more time.
Listen to me.
Bobby.
Bobby, don't look at it.
Listen to me.
Yeah.
Genealogical.
Some genealogical.
Stop panicking rushing.
Genealogical.
There somewhere.
I can't say.
Florempathist is one
and genealogical.
Genealogical.
Genealogical.
Genial.
Logical.
Some genealogical
sources connect to the Saxon name
Aca or places like Norfolk,
meaning a dweller by the plot
of the arable land.
It's good.
I got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, you did.
A notable figure.
Big J. Ocas of the American.
comedian born Jay O'Cerson brought the surname.
I wasn't born Jay O'Cerson.
Brought the surname Modern Recognition.
He grew up in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, a running joke among his comedian peers, such as
Louis J. Gomez and Joe List humorously attribute the nickname Blue J. to him.
They did the Joe, the Blue J. Ogerson?
That's weird.
Yick.
I thought he was going to say, some people say it's not big.
It's fat.
And then it just links you to Joe List's Facebook if you want.
I bet you Joe did it.
Probably.
That's wild.
Dude, you are the one who, that's pretty cool, that you gave Ocerson fame.
Like, you're recognized.
I know, I wish it was my dad's side of the family.
Do you wish it was Rosenberg?
No, no, no, no.
You don't want that now.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not looking to change.
I don't know, I don't wish the name was different.
It's just that that brings a nobility.
Like, my dad gets a lot of undeserved valor.
Yeah, but you made it valor.
So your kid's father actually gave the name valor.
So you did it for your kid, not for your dad.
No, right, but I'm saying the annoyance of that.
Well, what's funny is that people are your stepmom,
or people are constantly telling your stepmom how great you are if they see her name.
That's so funny.
Really?
Yeah.
And she is not a fan.
Really?
Why doesn't she like you?
What'd you do?
I think I existed.
Yeah, you were born.
I was born when I was little.
Oh, she just doesn't like you
He was afraid of weather
And then also I was afraid of weather
I did come with a lot of shit
You had a thunder buddy
No, I didn't have a thunder buddy
I needed a thunder buddy
Because what I would just have
It was a thunder freak out
And then I would probably steal all the snacks
In the middle of the night
She just wasn't used to have a little fat rat
Running around her house
Little rat tattooing
Yeah, just a little fat rat running around her house
Like
When you move they found a bunch of snacks in the wall
She was like I fell in love
With this guy who said I didn't see him
living with a kid. Now we've got to have this fucking little fatso here all the time.
Yeah, my fatten up my place. I was always hot.
On my fucking little ribbon candy is stored. I found it under his pillow.
A little fat turd. And then my dad's like not, doesn't really around that. He's like works and
whatever. So it's like, he'd be gone. So she had a lot of time with me too. Yeah, she just
just, she just didn't never dug me. Did she never, did you ever have a moment where she was,
you, you thought it maybe you guys connected? No, never connected. But like, she definitely, I mean,
I've made her a laugh and stuff before.
We don't have like a, we're not like a, Christine's met her a couple times.
You get it when you meet her, right?
Yeah, she's like, fine.
She's, you know, just a little icy.
I don't know if, I don't know if her kids would say she's particularly warm.
Yeah, I agree.
I think the same thing.
I think her own kids would be like, yeah.
She's kind of like a cold chick.
My stepmom's kind of like that.
Like my, they used to kind of like the ice queen, dragon lady.
But it's just because, like, she's just a little icy.
Really? Yeah.
Wow. She's cold as ice.
She was willing to sacrifice my love.
What was we did when we had the Zoom meeting?
We were going to be, you know, you're messing with the J-O-C-O-C-O-B.
Jacob?
Christine, you turn the heat on that Jacob put up?
Turn it down.
I just.
It's down.
Oh, it's crank.
Let me take my shirt off.
Christine, I'm sorry.
I apologize.
Yeah, let it go.
What up?
What up?
Getting that gangster pose.
Because,
you know you're messing with the J-A-C-O-B-J-G-G-G-U.
You know he's hanging with L-L-L-lid squeak and black loo.
I didn't know that your stepmom.
You guys didn't have it.
That sucks.
That sucks.
I remember my foster father when I, we went down to his father's house in Florida for like a week and a half.
I was supposed to go down there for two weeks
And they live in those community things down there
With the shuffleboard and
And I went down there and I
I was supposed to stay with his dad and his wife
His second wife
Not my foster dad's wife
His whatever mom
And she hated me
Like hey oh it's gonna be fun
And blah
I think I had a good afternoon
By that afternoon
She fucking was yelling at me
About crumbs
and about doors being all the everything i did was wrong and she came at me like well you are
a classic mistakeer i am a mistakeer but it's probably you dude it wasn't wow what i'll tell you
this bobby these might be the reflections you may have to have because as we're sitting doing
the stepmom thing i always say with that it turns around i go i see their thing too yeah i agree but
i'm not your kid i'm only there for a week two weeks maybe you can put up with some bullshit
Yeah, be cool for a little bit.
And the first day, just be cool for a few days.
I left.
I just called Ken.
I go, I'm out.
I'm either going home by myself or you're picking me up.
Here's what I never felt.
I felt even with my step-pop, not that he was working hard at it necessarily, but I felt my step-pop wanted me to like him.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, he wanted me to like, like, hanging out with him.
Even, like, not as like a dad figure, just like as like a buddy.
You know what I mean?
He wanted me to think that he was, like, cool and shoot the shit with and everything.
So I did like
I'm trying to think of the point of that
ultimately was
It was uh
Look at my finger
Oh my stepmother yeah my stepmother
He was like my stepmother had no it
She did not care
Like she wasn't like worried about me liking her
And I'm looking from the time I met her
She was like all right
Here he is all right
Here's a great part about that
They all were like
What did you do?
Like what's going on?
And then a couple years ago
I wound up talking to Ken again online
and at the end of the thing he goes oh by the way
you will write about that twat
yeah she wound up being a fucking twat
and uh he he didn't talk to her anymore she i was right
she was just an asshole yeah she's just an asshole
i don't know if my stepmother's an asshole i don't know what she does or not
do you know i mean i have no like
thing about that i know she didn't forge a relation like she didn't
she never saw um my daughter as her grandkid at all
But like my my stepfather certainly does.
Right.
Like, you know what I mean?
That's like mom and pop pop to her.
So like my stepmother, no, none of that.
That's weird.
No.
It's fine.
It is what it is.
I mean, it's not weird, but it's a goofy Ohio Italians.
It's all good.
Yeah, she cares.
My stepmom's not shitty.
And she's like, she is icy, like that coldness or whatever.
She's not like a bad person.
And she was like, she thought I was going to be a bad influence on her kids.
And she was right.
But it's still a shitty.
It's a shitty perspective adult to child.
If I'm not your gay.
kid and you leave crumbs from making a sandwich on the table a little bit, you don't yell at me.
You don't yell at me right away.
You know what I mean?
You go, hey man, we've got to make sure you'll clean these crumbs up.
You don't go, you can't leave crumbs.
The ants will come.
He left crumbs.
It's like, fuck off.
I'd say, get your crumbs off the thing.
And when you were swiping them off with your hands, I would stab your hand into the table.
And I go, this is why we don't make crumbs.
And then you learn.
But no one yelled.
No yelling.
No yelling.
There was no yelling there.
I would take that.
I just don't like yelling.
I don't remember my stepmother really yelling at me much.
I do.
There was nothing about that.
I remember her yelling at me.
Yeah?
Yeah, she was really.
But it was a different yell.
It was more like a happy yell.
You know what I mean?
It was like a, ah, you fucking.
Oh, yeah.
Like that.
Used to give my stepmother the business?
I didn't know that.
Ah, yeah, dude.
That's what she didn't like you.
I used to whisper around here.
He's fucking puzzling.
But it was a lady where it's like, if I remember, like, when I was young, though,
If you'd hear her like stubber toe or something,
you'd be in the other room like, yes.
Oh, yeah.
That was really that feeling, yeah.
I was just like, man, she just, God,
she just did not like me.
Everything I did was kind of wrong.
And I said, I ended up like,
and my dad also sandbagged me a ton, which is hilarious.
That's wild.
Why do you mean he sandbagged you?
Oh, it's really bad, actually.
You're like, what is fucking asshole?
It did in a couple different way,
but it was just like dumb shit, like,
you know, like, he knew, like,
you know, it was me doing dumb shit, too.
I brought, like, a, my mom called,
like, a, me was like a porn VHS when I was pretty,
on like tape.
And so, you know, I wasn't supposed to have it.
I took it before I left from my dad's for a couple weeks.
I went there for the summer.
And my mom called and my dad and was like, hey, I think he brought this.
Like, he took this.
So it's with him.
And my dad was like, I don't care, dude, it's fine.
But just like, you know, when you leave, you can't take it home with you.
And I was like, yeah, okay, no problem.
And then like, I told him.
where I put it. I was like, I put it under the couch or whatever.
I was like in the basement.
And then he just didn't think about it when they moved.
Instead of just being like explaining that story, which isn't that big of a deal,
he just like let it come down.
It's like, she called me up with like, and he was like supportive of like her going like,
you brought this filth into my home.
I have children and all that.
And you're like, yo, come on.
But you got to take that hit.
You can't, he can't take that hit.
He's going to live with that maniac.
Why, so I'm saying.
She's amazing.
He knows that.
that too so he would I was an eat and I was never there yeah so was an easy sandbag yeah that but
you as a guy a man to man you got to be like fuck yeah I'm a piece of shit no but I was like 11
yeah dude no I mean not 11 that's not true I was probably 13 yeah you got to take that hit dude
you can't let him take that he's got to go you're not there he got to live with that yeah
that's nuts you're going to be like yeah I was mine I'm a piece of shit he does say I think your dad
seems like a guy that likes being like
she definitely seems like she
has three boys like she's the mommy
of the house to everybody. Oh really? Oh, probably
yeah. And I think he kind of likes
like I think he likes having somebody he's going to be in trouble
with. He's like, oh, I'm going to be in, you know,
he likes being a sneaky little boy.
It also depends on what the tape was too.
You know what I mean? What was the tape?
I don't even know what his life is. I don't know he's like just
sit and watch TV all night or he's doing
shit. I have no idea. No, the VHS tape.
What was the porn? I don't remember.
It depends on what that is. So I'm not taking
Oh, straight up, regular old porn.
Straight up stuff?
Yeah.
It was just like, I was a kid.
Right.
Whatever it got my hands, you know, some porn.
Nothing like over the top.
Nothing, uh, no beastiality or any kind of crazy shit.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
But no, I said her person, I was just like, and she was, and again, she was also kind of left
with me a lot if memory serves me right.
So I think she was also just kind of like, ugh.
Yeah.
It's like someone else's kid.
And I said she wanted to start a family.
And they did.
And I was just sort of in the way of that.
That sucks.
But, you know.
know she but I said it's the blames on her is it for stuff where it's like they like has no
relationship with like uh isabel or anything so whatever well is it that's a
if she's not into you she's definitely not going to be into you kid you know no yeah that's like
that's like that's like well sometimes like shitty parents will use the grandparent opportunity
to like have a little redemption shitty original parents will kind of try to get redemption
with God by being a good grandparent.
But if I don't like you and then you have a kid,
I ain't fucking with that kid.
Is it shitty parenting, though,
if they just very no problems because of it
just went away completely?
Because that's what would happen.
Like, they were just kind of gone.
Like, they weren't in my life, really.
So it was like, that's fine too.
I actually prefer that.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, all right, you don't have to feel,
you don't have to feel away about it.
First of all, you don't have to get a Christmas present.
That's fucking awesome.
Well, I've never.
You don't have to get a birthday present.
You don't have to go to fucking dumb weddings.
I don't know those things anyway.
I've said we're not that close.
We've never been that close.
I didn't go to like my brother's weddings or anything.
That's great.
I was invited to him, I think.
I don't think I could have.
I just realized this is weird.
You know, I've been doing those writings.
A little spiff?
A little spiff.
I've been doing my little.
And I found out that my, I don't think my sisters ever liked me.
Why?
It's because the uncle's raped you instead of her.
No, no, stop.
No, that's internal.
It's not internal.
Nobody got raped.
Well, molested.
It wasn't molested.
Okay, buddy.
You haven't come to grips with it yet.
I look back on all the stuff with my sister, and I don't remember any, like, pep talks or helping or, like, we never were close at all.
Yeah.
But I do remember her trying to kill me.
a couple times.
Like, why?
I don't, I don't know if she liked me.
I don't know.
I think, well, if she tried to kill you, she probably didn't like you.
I'll end that mystery for you.
You said, I don't know why she tried to kill me.
She didn't like me.
She, I remember one time she, we were playing, and you know, like I said.
How much older she than you?
She's three years over.
So my mother had, she was 15.
And then she's a big woman?
It seems weird that she can kill you.
Well, there's a very small age time.
Three years
How old were you when she's trying to kill you?
I had to be in second grade
So what's that?
Seven? Maybe even, and then there was one
Probably first grade, first and third grade,
maybe something like that?
What's that? Six, seven, seven?
Yeah, my, good one.
Thank you.
No, my sister was, my sister was,
she was kind of a tomboy,
strong girl, you know what I mean?
She was bigger than me, stronger than me.
I was a little kid.
Yeah.
But she, we were going,
My grandmother sent us to the store to get milk,
and she gave us extra change to get whatever we wanted,
like, you know, a little devil dog or something.
So it was winter time.
We were cutting through the neighbor's backyard,
through my grandparents' backyard,
and there was a huge icicle.
That's a fantastic song to pick for this.
That's great.
Because being sent to the store for milk is such a funny,
that's such a funny errand.
That's like a real, that's a job for a little spiff.
I had to go twice a day because they had five uncles.
They went through four gallons of milk a day.
Yeah, when you're carrying your stuff.
school books in a belt like Belke-Bartakamos?
Yeah, I had to carry two gallons pretty much a day, twice a day.
But she'd always give me the change, and I'd always get a little treat.
And she gave my sister the money, and as we're walking through the thing, the neighbor
had this massive icicle coming off the gutter.
Yeah.
Fucking huge.
And she goes, hey, kick that gutter.
I want to get that icicle.
But I don't know physics or gravity.
I don't know what that means.
No?
No, not at that age.
I didn't understand you kick gutter,
icicle comes down on head.
I knew get milk, get snack.
But not Galileo, gravity or anything?
No, I didn't know that shit.
Just milk snack.
But she did.
What a child.
She did.
She didn't do it because she knows it's fucking dangerous.
It was like a three-foot icicle on this thing.
And I kicked it and it didn't come down.
And she's like, do it again.
And I kicked it again.
And this is got, we're not leaving until I get it.
Kick it again.
Just like the omen.
Yeah, so I kicked it again.
And this thing came down like a rocket ship onto my head.
I had a hole in my head.
You could stick it.
You could put your pinky in.
And I remember, I don't remember her.
What?
That's to your brain.
To my fuck.
I still got the scar.
This scar right over here.
It's over here.
Down to the gray stuff?
Buddy, I just remember being at my grandmother's,
and I don't remember her saying, sorry.
Are you practicing this speech for if you lose the readoff?
because if you lose the read off and you say
well I got stabbed in the brain with an icicle
because of my sister
and it probably hit my reading part
but no I won't use that one
I have other things I can use
okay that's insane
yeah dude like I'm going through this I'm like
that's like not even a
I don't remember her crying or
are you okay
like I don't remember any of that
she just put her pinky in the hole
I just remember her being like
yeah he kicked
like yeah the iceicle fell on his head
like there was never a connection
You know what I mean?
She didn't get any trouble.
No, because I'm the dummy who kicked the fucking gutter.
You never told that she told you to.
Well, this is weird.
So I go, we'll go to the next time.
We get into a big fight.
We used to fight all the time.
A little spiff is a pushover.
I was at this time, but I became, I became not a pushover.
Yeah.
I don't know if you remember the last story,
when I learned how to turn the rage and anger into a superhero power.
Yeah, I forgot your rage power.
Yeah.
That's when you're, that's when you take off the suspenders and bow tie and your little page boy hat.
But, um, we got to a big fight.
She grabbed me by the ears.
Mm-hmm.
And smash my head on the corner of the wall, the door jam.
Yeah.
Literally just went, yeah, boom.
And crack my skull open in the same spot.
And then I literally slid down the door and I'm bleeding.
And now I'm in Fiti pajamas, by the way.
That's how young I was.
and my mother's not home
my evil stepdad's not home we used to be
we were latch key kids
and she goes
I'm not calling the ambulance until you promise me
that you won't tell mom I did this
and I was like
what I was like crying flipping out
fucking blood she goes
you you better not tell anybody I'm not calling
anybody until you promise me you and don't tell mom that I did this
so I didn't
I just took the hit and said I fell
Damn.
Years later, I'm talking maybe six years ago.
I finally went to my mom.
I went, hey, remember the time I smashed my head
and I got to get stitches?
She goes, yeah, I go, yeah, Lisa did that to me.
She smashed my head, got mad at me
and smashed my head into the corner of the wall.
That's my Lisa.
You know what she said?
She goes, you fucking lied to me?
She's made you for lying.
Bitch.
Yeah, she said it.
Why would you lie to me?
Yeah.
But those two times, again, not feeling,
Are you okay?
Her first thing was,
you better not wrap me out, bitch.
Like, we're in prison.
You have a lot of resentment
towards your mom and your sister
because your sister was very cruel to you
and both of them ignored all the signs
of what was happening,
a little spiff up in that room.
I wasn't kidding,
there was no room.
I didn't have a,
you think I had a room of molestation?
It was in a room.
I don't know if it was the room.
There was no room of little dittle room.
No, but like little spiff,
you could have him in any room.
As long as you lower him in
with promises of treats and extra change.
Damn, little spiff.
What a nightmare.
You know, if a stranger came in this room
and sat down and we were like, guess who in this room
was molested?
What guy in this room has been beaten up
multiple times by a woman?
I wouldn't have guessed you.
I wasn't beaten up.
It sounds like you were beaten to Holy Christ.
It sounded you were beaten to a pulp multiple times.
I heard blood in both stories,
pinky holes, grabbed you by the ears.
and beat your head against the wall.
You've lost the fight.
And then kind of bitched out too.
And then you jumped out and then she told you
because she used the term bitched out.
I don't know if I would have said it like that.
But the sentiment's correct.
It's weird because I just got scared
like it was my sister talking to me.
You want Christina to come over that table?
Watch your mouth.
I don't put my eyes down.
I don't feel comfortable.
Black Luke, can you call HR for me?
Getting beat up by a woman multiple times in your life, Bobby?
I'm going to say this.
Multiple times.
Excuses in this guy's eyes.
and this is coming from a brother,
everything terrible you've done in your life
is completely excused because of that.
All of it?
All of it?
100% of it.
All of it?
Every terrible thing you've done.
Should I tell you all of it before you do that?
Mm-mm.
Okay, great.
No, dude.
All right, you heard of here first.
What happened to little spiff?
It's just weird to think about, like, going back and be like,
well, I don't think my sister liked me,
and in fact, I think she was trying to actually actively
kill me. Are you close with her now? Dude, it's because we're talking about like these
relationships you have. It's my sister, but we don't really talk, you know, my mom, you call you
sister, but I don't think my sister wants to talk to me. I think we were brought up. I think this is what
I think. We were both mistakes, 15 and 18. We, we weren't supposed, nobody wanted this. And they had it.
But when mistakeers. Porn mistakeers. And then when my mother remarried, the third,
time to Larry, she had my brother and my sister, almost the same three years apart, she had the
family she wanted. Right. And me and Lisa are remnants of this shit that she never really wanted.
Right. That's what I was to Diane. Right. Remnants. We're remnants. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like a shit streak
you have to get the brush out for it to get it off the side of the wall. Is that a good analogy?
Nope. Okay. Nope. I'll take it. But what are you on the phone? You calling you, you call on my sister? What are you doing?
Easy.
Don't call her sister.
Don't know any trouble.
You think you beat her up now?
Well, when I got older, when I became like 13, 14, I was fucking drinking and shit.
Yeah, I fucking, we would fight and it would get pretty.
I'll be honest, though, my sister was a tough broad.
She would grab my hair.
I mean, we fought, one of the last fights we ever had, we were coming back when we lived
in Pennsylvania and Ben Salem, and we were driving back to Boston.
and we got to a fight like, I don't know,
10, 15 minutes into this fucking
six-hour car ride to Boston
in the backseat, and we were fucking each other up.
Really?
I remember at one point, she was fucking,
and I grabbed her, and then she grabbed my hair
and started to, like, hockey punching my face.
She was pretty good, she was pretty tough.
I'd like to suggest, and don't say no right away.
Yeah.
Think.
Okay, I'm thinking.
Kelly v. Kelly, Skangfest fights.
Can't do it.
Why?
She has...
Oversized gloves we'll use.
No, she has a...
She had a kidney transplant.
Two of them.
She's on her second one.
Fantastic.
So you know what to aim for now.
I reach in and grab it.
Yeah.
Oh, so just go for the liver then, dude.
I'm going to punch her in her stint.
Her fucking dialysis stint.
Bobby, this is your chance to get full-on revenge.
Jacob, had a woman ever be...
you up before? No.
No woman ever beat me up.
Well, did you ever have to, let me ask you this, have you ever had to stop a woman from
fighting you because that's almost worse than anything?
I don't think, I don't think a girl can beat Jacob up, but do you get what I'm saying,
though, but a girl come and come in come because girls are dumb.
And I've heard a lot of girls say that goes, oh yeah, there's some guys that get beat up.
I'm not talking about a girl who's training and stuff either.
There's reality to that to some degree, you know what I mean, for sure.
but a girl just on the street thinking they can beat you up like just like an angry woman
not on the street but i did have an incident i don't know what this whack job was thinking we were at a
it was i might have mentioned this place the melody bar and they used to play like music we we would
dance melodies the melody bar in new brunswick what was this after w one it was all like
punk music but anyway we're dancing you think it was big
band
like so.
No.
Jacob's wearing
the Johnny,
the Johnny Rockets hat.
The kind of army hat.
Jacob would walk up,
may I?
Matt Pinfield was the
DJ.
Nice.
But anyway,
I don't know.
I was not,
it was slightly crowded,
but she was behind me.
I didn't even know she was there.
I was just with my group of friends.
And I got shoved from behind.
I turned around and she,
I was like,
what is your problem look?
And then I just go back to it.
And then she does it again.
She like, she, she, she, girl shoves me.
And then I, I mean, that was it.
Two times strikes you're out.
I pushed her and she, her ass hit the floor and she slid across the entire floor.
It was great.
Wow.
I mean, pussy.
Yeah.
She slid on her, it fell on her ass and slid like a, like a comedy across the floor.
How old are you?
20, I guess.
21.
Yeah.
Clearing out that bar.
It was so dumb and she was so humiliated.
The guy, she went up to the guy she was with and I saw her whisper in his ear and he's like,
what do you want me to do?
And she was just shamed and that was the end of it.
Alcoholic puss.
Yeah, she was just a dumb bitch.
I don't know what she thought.
Like women actually think they're superheroes.
I've been watching in my algorithm for a minute.
It was girls getting in guys.
guy's faces.
The one with the Russian girl, I think it's a Russian girl, she comes up to slap the guy
and he just punches her and she goes in midair and just flies into the bar.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And then just kind of like, you can see Tweetybirds around ahead.
Yeah.
By the way, I do believe, listen, there's different ways you can go about it for sure.
But like, if I hear a woman was like aggressively running and like ripping a guy's like shirt off
and punching at him in a bar and he punched her, I really don't feel fantastic.
for the girl, I'm not really that man at that guy.
I mean, try to avoid doing that, I guess,
but it's like, there's a point where I'm like,
I don't know, man, because that girl in that moment
does believe that she could win because
no guys ever, most guys try to do what I'm describing more
where you kind of just get away from them, even if your shirt's getting ripped
and all that shit and you're getting scratched, you kind of just take it
and get the fuck out of there.
But the reason that you assume it's not going to happen to you,
is because you're like, well, most girls know, like,
if I fight back a little
you're going to be in the hospital
you know what I mean
I do and it's probably
You didn't know that when your sister was beating the shit out of you
And laughing at you in front of your family in the back
It's probably the worst situation
I'd rather
Have a you know getting off
Anything with a guy
The worst situation in public at a bar
That would freak me out is a drunk aggressive
Girl
Trying to hit me
You'd have to just leave
because you can't because
but I'm saying she's gotten to you
if you don't forget like
forget the screaming across a bar
even throwing shit like that is what it is
I'm talking about she got to you
yeah do you know what I mean she got to you and she's swinging
and she's punching you in the ear
and you're getting ringing because she's just like
sucker punch you know from the side
so it's like I'm a full
if that girl gets punched back in the face
I don't feel that's that's wrong
yeah but I'm a full believer you don't punch him
you can just mush him
I think a mush is worse than a punch
if you've been like if you've been like
jawed by her
Oh, if she hit you in the face?
Oh, I'm saying, yes.
It's like sucker punch.
Like, like, guys, she got at you.
And the only reason she would do that is because she goes, well, I can win this fight.
Like, you don't jump into a fight like that thinking no one's ever going to fight back.
I mean, if you get punched by a girl, it really doesn't hurt.
Oh, I don't know, man.
I got fucking sucker punched by an ex-girlfriend once.
You got hit by a girl?
Oh, yeah.
What'd you do?
I, like, steamed over like a fucking pot, like a teapot?
I, like, what fucking went through the roof?
And then my friend was just like, dude, dude, chill, like to me.
and then I just like nothing.
You ran over like a car?
No, no, yeah.
That's a funny thing.
Yeah, I went in the right.
Yeah, no, I mean, literally I just like saw red.
I was like, I would have punched everybody around me.
I was, it was like so out of nowhere.
Yeah.
But yeah, she punched me in the face.
She worked herself up on a lie.
She made up.
Like, they, I thought it's four.
Did I tell you this before?
She went out, she wanted to think that I was cheating.
Or what it was.
Sorry, my other friend, Little J.
And he came with me one night when I did the bouncing for strippers at Bachelor
Parties gig.
So I would bring a friend with me and give him a couple bucks to like watch my back basically
while I'm watching the girls' backs.
And he came with me and her girl, his girlfriend didn't like that he was doing that with me.
So she hung out with my girlfriend.
And they concocted to see if the whole thing's even bullshit that a girl called and said,
this is so funny.
she said that a girl called last night and said uh and said hey are j is jay there like now goes
oh well tell him and little jay that uh so-and-so called and said thanks for the awesome sex last night
it was so on the nose my ex-girlroom was pretty stupid but that was like she goes thanks for the
great sex last night goes she told you to take that down as a message like she said to grab a pen
for that this doesn't add it up does not make me
sense at all what you're saying and then she gave it and then she eventually gave a name i don't know why she
was like digging so far into this lie by the way it's funny it's not me lying to get out of a thing
they made up a lie to see if we would confess to something that didn't have we i went and why would i
lie about that we went and bounced for strippers it was a a scuzzy night by the way
the door night it was like a you know but uh so then she ended up giving a name of a friend of mine
that he was like yeah it was this girl and i was like well you know this is solvable like i just called
that girl and I was like, hey, did you call my house yesterday looking for me? She's like,
no, but how you been? You know, blah, blah, blah. And it was like, I'll call you another time,
but like, you didn't call, right? Like, no, I go, why are you making this up? And then I was
kicking out my friend's girlfriend. I was telling her, and like him, I was like, you got to go,
man. Like, she's like making trouble. Like, this whole thing is her angry at you for going.
And then my stupid fucking girlfriend goes, I can't believe you cheated on me.
I went, what? She goes, like, she goes, like,
I can't believe she don't.
And I mean, she just came out of like an emo, like a,
like fetal positions of just punching me in the face with everything's rings
and the whole fucking thing.
And I just saw Red for a second.
And thank God my friend was still there, Jay.
He was just like, dude, do, do, do, do.
Because I don't know.
I mean, I may have.
I don't, I saw stars.
Because I said it wasn't like, I just wasn't prepared for it at all.
I was like, why would I get hit?
Like, I didn't do anything.
She's in the wrong.
You know what I mean?
I'm not even yelling at her.
I'm laughing at this whole thing is crazy.
Now you get a bunch of hot topic imprints on your jeep.
No, no, no, no, she was full wigger, full wigger.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it said fresh.
It was four fingers.
It said fresh.
I remember that when I had to.
Oh, God.
It said fresh in my fucking face.
That sucks, man.
Yeah, you can't.
Yeah, go ahead.
What are you going to say?
I just remember being gone from zero to 100.
I was so, like, offended that this dumb bitch
thought she could actually win a fight or something.
Like, you're a fucking,
yeah, you're a fucking lunatic.
You're a weak woman.
Right.
And then, I mean, Jacob, and by the way, me too.
But there's a, there's a Korean lady somewhere that can walk into a bar
and look you right in the eyes and fucking kill you probably if she wanted to.
Because, I'm just saying because there's a skill level to certain things they know how to do
that's like we definitely don't understand.
I said me too.
It would happen to me too.
I'm just saying,
but if you're just talking about basically
when you go out to a bar,
a woman that would start jumping at you at a bar
isn't a trained fighter girl.
That's a girl who just goes like,
I got this.
But do you,
now this was way before like the last 10 years,
but you think girl power movies
where they're all superheroes
has affected them?
No.
No.
It's not that alcohol.
It's just stupidity.
Girls don't watch superhero movies.
Those are all for you.
Yeah.
Well, they're awful.
Girls don't watch that.
I don't know why they keep making.
this bullshit. I think the girl ghost busters
ruined it. I think that
they're, I think that these things,
they're like, they're like, okay,
the guys that watch these
nerds that like these movies are going
to be like, oh, finally, they don't.
They hate it. And women don't
watch superhero movies. They don't give
a shit about that. But those
are ridiculous. I get that. But I think
more scary is a drunk girl at a bar
who doesn't have the common sense
to know that you're going to,
at one punch, you could enter
night but it's like taking that one punch it's like the consequences of that yeah you know it's like
ah fuck but there is nothing funnier than seeing a girl with that bravado motherfucker and then just seeing
her on her ass thinking about her life yeah i mean any guys any guys that do that oh yeah big bravado
and go down quickest but it is funny with a girl who talks a lot and then just like unconscious like that's
Girl fight knockouts is a great red thread.
I don't like them knocked out.
I like them dizzy and going what, like seeing them going like because the fuck you and then
they're like, where am I?
Like it literally knocked.
You know in the Marvel when the wizard knocked banner out of the Hulk?
And he was just like, whoa.
It's almost like that where the girl's like, what I?
Who is that just yelling?
I'm just a girl who's been hurt by a lot of.
guys go to girl fight knockouts on reddit you'll see what i'm talking about no just i'm talking about
like street girl fights when they catch each other man's pretty well dude i i gotta say this though
there are some girls street girls that can fuck i would be afraid there are some girls
in from the street that will fuck you up there's some girls in the street for sure like it's not
going to be like uh like here's the thing but i just think because of their uh bird bones that like
if you punch even like the biggest fattest one hard enough they kind of crumbled you know i mean
Dude, I don't want to fight any of these girls.
No.
I couldn't take any one of these.
I didn't fight any chick with a wig, dude.
In fact, in fact, I would take those ones on the same time.
Come on, dude.
Buddy, they're both, they're engaged in a double headlock.
Oh!
Both of the headlocks, by the way, are the wrong kind of headlock.
And you know the reason you don't do that headlock, Bobby?
Because of the outcome of what had just happened there.
Because the side headlock ends with somebody flipping you back and smashing your head on the ground.
And then three of a four.
friends kicking you in the head while you're out.
But that's just basic. I watch MMA
information. Look at this. I'm not
fucking with that girl. Oh, why not?
I don't know, dude.
Until I saw the Carnival Cruise fights, I thought I could
take almost everyone.
You can't, no, you can take...
Listen, these girls. Oh. Oh,
that sucks. Now, see, I would have lost
money on that one. Damn. Oh, dude,
she knocked her fucking fake eyelashes off.
Yeah. Oh, the audio
is great. Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
She is she dead or alive or alive?
She dead or alive.
She dead or alive.
Oh, sick.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
On any of these girls' best day, they're not picking you up off the...
You're not getting body slammed by a chick, dude.
So, please, God, don't punch.
Try to body slam me so I can practice.
I'll do the crowd like the pedigree, like the triple H.
I'll put my arms out to the side before I tombstone her.
Yeah, I don't like...
This stuff makes me sad.
Why?
I don't like, I'll tell you why.
Buddy, this is the middle of the country.
This is what we're fighting for over there.
I don't like when there's a gang of people around just watching it.
Buddy, we become, this is what we are, dude.
You watch this is, we're all, we're living in a black mirror.
Let's get philosophical on today's show.
Bobby, have you thought about the fact that maybe this is just a simulation?
I like when the girl gets one punched.
I like when they come in with a lot of fuck yous and they get one punched
and then immediately turn into the little girl.
Oh.
Like their father knew.
You know what I mean?
That's what I like.
They're like.
Like, motherfucker.
Is this guy versus girl?
Hey, hey, say, no job.
Don't jump.
Yeah, dude, that girl's fighting like fucking prison fighting.
She's holding their...
And still...
As soon as he starts pushing back.
No, this guy is not a fighter.
Look at his picture.
He's not a fighter.
But he wasn't fighting before.
He's going to just win on his dorky guiness.
Oh!
Yeah, Jay.
She knocked him the fuck out
She knocked him unconscious
Now I will say this
Sucker fight him
And he looked
That was stupid at him
He looked away
While she was like waiting to do this
So that way
He was dumb as shit to do that
But he was
He would have won
There's the worst fighting
This is a good one right here
Is this you
Fighting with the bench?
No this is I think
Is this when you fought
With a decline bench?
This is two muscle guys
And the muo
Oh the muscle guy
Got his fucking ass kicked
Oh but he didn't
his head is what happened he fell and dinged his head um yeah i think if a girl goes up and starts
punching a guy she's going doing that with the i think it's the expectation that she could get
hit and somehow she just can't believe in her life that a guy's never hit back do you know what i
mean like she goes why i must be really good at fighting guys because i've never been punched in the
face so i've won every fight i've had with a guy like they always run away and it's like yeah
they're trying not to punch you well i think girl yeah i think girls forget that just because guys
aren't supposed to hit you doesn't mean that they
Right
And it's a little like
I don't know why girls want to test that so much
I said that to a gay guy was
What'd you say?
Gay guys in my face
Hey man you're not a chick
I'll fucking punch you in the face
Yes
Yeah that's what you said
Then we french kiss
And you guys sucked each other off
You're not a fucking chick dude
Dude you're not a chick and this is what I've been waiting for
I'm gonna suck you off
I like the ones
Christine see if you can find the one
Where the chick is
In the guy's face
face and he just knocks her out.
That's what this is.
Yeah, in the school, yeah.
What is this, a school?
Yeah. All right, yeah.
Yeah, I like, yeah, these where it's like you've had six or seven, please stop.
Please stop.
Oh, so stupid.
Yeah.
She's up in his chest.
Now she threw the hands.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh, shit.
Just pummeling her.
Yeah, and now.
now she realizes.
She's like, hang on.
Yeah, but now she's back to the girl
that her father knew.
She's like, by the way,
the girl can take a punch.
Oh, yeah.
She's like, oh, let me get my mouthpiece in.
Well, this is the day in a white video,
and it is funny because, like, his wife does hit him first.
Like, she goes and slaps his face a couple times.
Doesn't he mush her or does he slap?
No, he fucking.
Oh, really?
He decks her nice.
Yeah, he decks her nice.
Oh, look, right here.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
You missed it.
See, she smacks him in the face,
and then he smacks her in the face back.
Yeah, he smacks.
He smacks like you're smacking a dog on the nose.
Yeah, he was just correcting her.
Yeah.
As a corrector, I know that.
You are a corrector.
You're a mistake or I'm a corrector.
I would never, I can't imagine fucking going to, like, hit you in the face in a bar, like, and I, you know, I've been that fucked up.
I've been drunk.
I know, like, maybe.
You could, I think it would have been possible when you were, like, drinking.
Yeah.
It would have been possible for sure.
No, I've seen you, like, drunk and, like, lose control.
You just never.
We never hit each other, really, so it's never like a thing that's come up.
But if you hit me, I'd punch you on the square.
Jay, I would have you back, too.
Whatever story you told, I got.
I'd punch you square in the face.
Yeah, I'd be like she fell.
It's no problem at all.
Yeah.
She's training.
Yeah.
I mean, like I've, Isabella, like, I've said that to her before.
I go, you're not going to beat a guy in a fight.
And you're, and Isabella's tall and strong, but I'm like, just don't do it.
Don't ever, don't ever.
And she's like, she's smart with them though.
She's like, she wouldn't try that.
Yeah, I mean, there are some girls, though.
There was one girl.
I remember I went to the, I used to go to the dances when I was younger, and there was
the Hilsen brothers.
They were just fucking the tough, like some of the toughest guys in Medford.
And they had a little.
Did they have their way with you also?
They had a little, no.
They had a little sister, Lonnie.
I think, no, not Lonnie.
Oh, what the fuck was her name?
She was Boston, Townie, tough.
Piece of shit.
Her brother.
were fucking tough.
You know what I mean?
She knew nobody fucked with her.
And I was getting in line
to go to the dance
and on the front steps of St. Mary's.
And I guess I bumped into her
and she turned around.
She's like, stop fucking bumping into me,
you motherfucker.
I was like, I didn't, I'm sorry.
She's like, you're fucking sorry,
but you fucking keep doing it.
You fucking do it again.
I'm going to fuck you up.
That's so embarrassing.
But I was just like,
I didn't fucking,
but I know who her brothers were.
Her brothers were like killers.
Like, the guys who raped you.
No, let me rape me, Jay.
Stop saying rape.
This isn't the molesting.
Nobody molested me.
The molesting is family.
I can't.
This is neighborhood rape.
I hope you get raped.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
I hope you get so high one night.
Dylan and Paco rape you.
You're going to feel terrible if that happens.
I hope they film it and I hope they show everybody.
I hope it comes to documentary, the raping of Big Jay Ogerson.
If I had any stick, if I didn't follow through with my ideas,
I would come be wheeled in here next week on my stomach with tape,
with gauze and tape over my ass all.
I'd be happy Bobby.
You set them off.
You set the people off who were listening.
And then when I was in Cleveland, Ohio, I got raped.
And it wasn't just Paco and Dylan.
It was also Danny Braff.
It was local Ohioans that are angry that LeBron James is on the fucking Sixers.
Yeah, Bill Squire raped me too.
But I remember, but we actually.
We actually wound up dating later.
What?
Yeah, we wound up hooking up.
Yeah?
We became like boyfriend and girlfriend later.
Yeah?
But dude, I was...
Did the brothers stick up for you then?
I was...
I was petrified of her on those steps.
Did you bang her?
Uh...
Bobby, these guys are old now.
You're fine.
You're worried by the brothers still?
I'll tell you this.
We're at the Povecchio's house.
They had three sisters smoking hot, different stages.
And me and Frankie was dating
Raquel, I was with her
Hilsen at the
couch, I mean, dude, making
out fucking greatest
thing ever. She goes, I want
to get some weed. I get really horny when I get
weed. Can you go get some weed?
I was like, fucking yeah. And I was
fucked up already. You should have her to go get it.
She goes, you get really horny when you get weed.
That's why you're the corrector.
I am the mistakeer.
Dude, I remember I'll be right back. She goes, don't
take long. I was like, fuck it. I'll be right
back because I will fuck the first person who brings me weed.
He goes, don't be long because there's weed out there.
Dude, me.
Someone else gets it to me first.
Me and Frankie went to get weed, but we stopped off at the packie to get some more booze
and a cop crop pulls up.
It's my mother in the back seat.
They had a warrant for my arrest for ripping off a pizza place.
And my mother just, she's in the back seat.
I was all fucked up.
And I remember she looked at me and she just, she was.
waving me to the car and I just walked to the car and I remember hearing Frank you go Bobby no Bob
come here and I she opened the door and I just got in the car and she shut the door and the cop car
just took off and they took me to jail really and that was the last time I've ever seen her I've
never seen her since no shit yeah it sucked she saw you get ran off the jail no yeah she didn't
see me get pulled up but I never went back I was supposed to just go get weed and I the cops
picked me up that night for a warrant you went to jail
They went to my mom's house.
And that's where you got raped.
I didn't get raped in jail.
You don't get raped in fucking kid jail.
What do you call it?
Consensual?
No, you call it.
You're gay.
You're gay.
You're getting out in five months.
A couple of boys experimenting with each other.
You're not in for life.
Look how uncomfortable, Jacob,
because we talk about boy love.
Jacob, relax.
I think, I think.
You know, you bring it up.
Jacob's in the chat room with the guy from Wheel Fortune.
I think he's in a fucking, like, a meeting for molested boys.
He's just looking into molested boys.
It does get very uncomfortable.
I mean, you bring it up with me in.
It's all fun.
I think it's cute.
You make fun of me, get molested.
I think it's hilarious.
Jacob gets uncomfortable.
I'll be uncomfortable about being molested.
But I'm not.
I think you're, I think the notes.
No, Jacob keeps himself, Jacob gets himself busy.
You take your own notes.
Jacob gives himself busy work to do so he doesn't have to think about his own molestation.
I think it is.
And I think those dolls he has at the house are like different versions of him that have been
molested.
I think it was a young, I think it was when he went to a fucking rabbi camp.
Oh, a couple weeks ago?
Jake, was it real?
Jake, a couple weeks ago,
got raped.
Jake, we got raped at Temple a few weeks ago.
Welcome back to Temple.
I haven't seen you in a while,
little Jakey poo.
Ooh, you got older,
but that ass just looks exactly the same
as I remember.
Get over here, little Jakey.
You're still fighting those lizards?
What do you say?
We go fishing again.
Remember those days?
Rabbi Lyft shit.
used to treat you real nice.
Yeah.
Why don't you go upstairs, take a shower, get clean.
Get clean.
Real clean.
Let's work on your amotsy again.
Amozy lechumming a horitz.
Look at him.
He's reliving it all.
I didn't get molest, but man, I was sent there when I was a kid to, like,
religious school.
And, man, they were brutal.
They were taking you?
Smacked the shit out of you, pull you by your hair.
And then it made you.
No.
So I guess I got a lucky.
Was that when they were coming?
Three strikes, then you have to blow the fiddler on the roof.
He goes, well, get up on the roof.
You know what it's time for.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Jacob got molested.
Jacob got molested.
You're paying on to me.
No, no, no.
Bobby almost got molested.
It just doesn't ring as good at the song.
Yeah.
Bobby got molest.
It's not as good.
Not almost.
Molested.
And Jacob got...
Jacob got molested
They did things to his butt
Now in Hebrew
Lathung Flavtych Yaf Naf Naf
Nif Naf Naf Naf Naf
Naf Nath Nakh
They touching Jacob's butt
Jacob was molested
They touched him on his butt
Hocka
His uncircised penis
Was flapping in the hall
Everyone was playing
Down at Temple Shalom
Mahoytai
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is when they have Jacob on a chair, and they're holding him up in the air
and his little weeners bouncing back around.
And they're putting glasses in his ass and just pushing his cheeks together to smash it.
It's a downright crime what happened to you in Temple.
Oh, my God.
You guys really do unbelievably catchy molestation songs.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's J's Forte.
I mean,
I'll do the whole soundtrack.
If Jacob was molested.
God damn it.
Jakey was molested.
I know.
After our break, I want to come back and talk about the VMAs.
I thought, yeah, I thought we were going to hit that right away.
We really got sidetracked, man.
We got serious talking about our traumas.
We got sidetracked.
You know, Diane.
Here I am almost 50 years old
My sister tried to kill him
And Jacob
Jacob was molested in his 40s
In his 40s
In his 40s at Temple recently
When he was just trying to find peace
And he's still afraid to tell
Big J. Ocasin will be at hilarities in Cleveland
Interesting Ohio
Does my, you know
I haven't talked to my dad really
Since I kind of gave him the business
Yeah
And it's Cleveland a week
He hasn't called
I don't know if he's coming
Probably not
You gave him the business
My stepmother's definitely not
Of course she hate your guts
Yeah
Now she probably does hate my guts for sure
But that would be funny
If I would say she was coming
I'd be coming to give me a talking to maybe
Well do you guys have like none of them know he was a shitty dad
I'm like they all think that he was great
Yeah
It's really like it's one of the most insane things
I've ever seen my entire life
I love when Christine wines
I know
I love it
I love when you stick up for people
Well
It's like obvious
She's met Diane
You met Diane?
And she would say probably Diane's fine.
Diane's never been like shitty.
She's nice.
I just like, it's very clear that the guy wasn't around.
I don't like her because she doesn't like Jay.
That's where I go.
That's right.
I don't like her because she doesn't like Jay.
That's why I would marry you.
I would marry you.
I would marry you, let you molest me.
Hell yeah.
It's not molesting when you love it.
No, it's called love making.
That's what you love, love.
Very put together, makeup, hair, jewelry.
Coat.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Big Jay is going to be in hilarities in Cleveland this weekend, Thursday, October 1st through Saturday, October 3rd.
So come on down, especially you, if you're, your dad and the stepmom, come on down if you're listening.
Everybody goes, when you come to the show, are you coming to one or are you coming, you're going to catch Gare?
Get Gare.
And what's her name?
Diane.
Yeah, Diane, if you're listening, go down and give Jay a big talking to.
He needs it.
Bang on there, I had to check count all the little Debbie cakes.
Make sure Jay didn't eat them all.
After that, it's going to be in Seattle, Denver, Rochester, Austin, Los Angeles, and Brayer for tickets and tour dates.
Visit bigjaycom.
And make sure go to YouTube.com slash at Big Gehocerson and check out.
Oh, man. Summer so long.
Until this little fatso gets to go home.
This is Allegiantus Gangs and Story Wars wherever you listen.
And check out, I'm filming my special.
No, I say it.
All right, we'll say it.
You are filming your new special on Saturday.
That was a pretty good song.
That was a great song.
Bobby's going to be filming his new special on Saturday, December 12th in New England, up in Providence.
It's a beautiful new theater.
Come check it out.
Be a part of the magic that night.
If there's a sales out, they're going to add another show.
Can I just say something?
Stop saying that.
We're doing one show.
No, no, no, no, no.
You want to hype it.
You want hype.
Here's what I want.
Punch up that live slash Robert Kelly.
That's all.
That's all.
Go to my special.
Get some tickets.
I'd like to be sincere for a second.
I'd like you to be a part of it.
Yeah?
All right.
Back to the music.
Oh.
Well, go on.
I want to be sincere.
If you don't like me, Christine will be there too.
And I know you like her.
Suckin-owned, chili dogs.
Yeah.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
It's the bonfire.
Thank you.
