The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bonfire From Skankfest Vegas

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

The Bonfire at Skankfest in Las Vegas live before hundreds of beautiful Skanks!

And now, the bonfire with big J. Ocarus and Dan Soder. Live from Skankfest in Las Vegas. I'm sorry. The Oh How about technical issues? How about fucking up the start to show? That's downtown Las Vegas. Would be a bonfire if that didn't happen? Welcome to the bonfire everybody. And we're not like these podcasts that sit down so people in the back can't see. We're the only all standing radio show on serious XM. Fuck that shit. I got shin splints. I'm gonna do it though.

It's gonna fight through. He fought through a thumb to win the gun in the butt. We should say everyone, we're not in studio. Welcome. People listening, everyone, this is Series XM faction. It's all one of three teams. We're going to be the first to win the game. We're going to be the first to win the game. We're going to be the first to win the game. We should say everyone we're not in studio

Welcome people listening everyone. This is series XM faction. So one of three subon fire stands soda From skankfest downtown Las Vegas. What a scuss pile this place is damn Dude, this looks like we run the shoot shootiest tech firm. This background and shit. Oh, yeah. I don't mean to politicize it, but this is clearly a statement on climate change. Yeah. The dead. You guys know that?

Do you know the whole time Legionist tanks were lit to heart. Your money's gonna burn. Yeah. Fucking hey, dude, this is fun. Thank you. Thank you. coming out to the live show. Yeah! Have you been here two days like me now? Yeah.

Have you been anyone that's really like an interaction that has stood out because I had a goody last night? I had, you know, I just met a bunch of fine people here. One night was two fuck come on drugs last night and didn't understand why I didn't want to do his drugs with him. That was the only odd interaction where he was like, yeah, and I was like, I'm good, and he's like, no, you should have this.

I was taking it. No, I didn't, I pushed out, I'm sorry. All right. All right. I've met a guy last night in the smoking area, backstage bar and billiards. And first thing he kept saying that he was disappointed in me for something about the lead singer of the misfits.

I don't know. I genuinely don't know what he was like. But you said that thing. I'm like, I don't know Marcus Graves. Does anybody have any name? I love someone that Marcus Graves. Does that mean anybody? I love someone that gives you clues. Buddy, he was giving that and I was like,

I don't know, he goes, ah, anyway, dude, I'm a huge fan. He was, we came all the way here for Massachusetts. Me and my boys, and I'm like, yeah. I'm trying to see if this guy's like, that was me, I want to find this guy. Oh, you do, because then he goes, he goes, you know, a lot of people for Massachusetts. And I'm like, this guy. Oh, you do, because then he goes, he goes, you know a lot of people from Massachusetts,

and I'm like, buddy, Bobby Kelly, Joe List. I mean, like, it goes on and on. How many friends I have from, I think he's talking about, to me, so I go, I go, yeah, I know a bunch of people from Massachusetts. He goes, you know, Jill's s**t. And I went, I don't know, he goes, come on, dude, he goes, Jill's s**t. And I went, I don't know, he goes, come on, dude, he goes, Jill's s***.

She has this, uh, I swear to you. A bouncing soul's tattoo, right above her ass. She has a bouncing soul's tattoo. This guy in here? He might be, and then I go, uh, bouncing soul, she, a comedian, he goes, no, a slut. So I fucked her. He just wanted to know if I knew a slut. A slut. In Massachusetts. What. He just wanted to know if I knew a slut. A slut in Massachusetts.

What a way to cut that out. He was never shaken. He was like, now you don't know or I thought there might be a shot. Ah, you guys have spent diagrams crossed. I thought you guys have fucked. Damn, what a fun it. I've... Uh-oh. What happened? My mic cut out because they're editing me. It's being censored at Skankfest. Listen, while everyone's still standing and your legs aren't cramping up, let's introduce the crew, because the crew is here.

Christine is running around. Is she in here? She's not in here. If you see her give her a hello. Of course, we have our Black King, the Black Tiger, Lewis Johnson. Oh Yeah And you know as the warm soft gooey center of the bonfire Mr. Jacob a pot. Yeah Call him Jake shine you beautiful prince. Oh, here's this is Jay's tea that he yelled at Thank you. This is Jay's tea that he yelled at. Oh, thank you. This is Jay's T that he yelled at an intern for. Thank you. You guys Vegas has changed Jay

He's a fucking diva heads will roll three costume changes like Streisand. Can I say Christine is absolutely terrifying? It's getting face. I don't even like to look her in the face She walked through the day and Jacob went high Christine and she just kept, she gave him a shut up, full of teeth, kind of look. I saw it, it was fucking wild. She's like generalizing how her, she runs this thing, man. It's great, but. You better be,

generalizing how her was a good reference, I guess. I feel like Jacob's gonna pound putt to that thought now. You're gonna walk into a hotel room, he's gonna be like, boss me around, Christine. Jake, you be having a good time so far at Skankfest. I am having a good time. Did you get laid yet? I did not.

Even gay boy Mike got laid already. For the first time ever, but still. Have you been eating clean? It's hard to hear. Right? Oh yeah. I bumped into them when I was getting McDonald's. Who?

J.A.C. up in all them. Oh, you were holding McDonald into them when I was getting McDonald's. Who? Jacob and all them. Oh, you were holding McDonald's the most shameful thing? Yeah, I had an afternoon big Mac. It felt like a real whore. Yeah. We got some serious flack from a woman behind us checking into the hotel also. Welcome to Vegas type of thing. I walked up on him holding the big Mac and Black loses just talking shit to this fat lady waiting for the elevator.

It was fucking wild. He was like, shut up, shut up. Who was saying? And I didn't, Black Lose. And I didn't see him in a couple hours and I was like, damn, did he get too drunk and he's just getting chippy and a lobby? What happened? And the leg goes, fuck you and then gets on the elevator. What happened? Didn't the layup fuck you and then gets on the elevator? She was cursing on us at us online the entire time. We waited half an hour to check in.

She was cursing right behind us. The woman at the counter says, what's your email address? And she went, www.go fuck yourself. Damn, I hope she's here for Skankfest and knew them. I hope she was like, that's the bonfire crew, Pussies. There's saying Jacob didn't like his hotel room. He thinks it's not clean. Really?

It's not clean, but I felt better afterward because I went to lose and his is just as awful. Fuck, it's terrible. Where are you staying at? There's nothing in the bathroom. There's a bathroom. Who's staying at the plaza? Yeah, plaza party, people.

That's an alcoholic suicide hotel, dude. Yeah, Jacob, you're in the leaving-lost spake of sweet. I told Dan earlier, I have no country for old men in the room. Yeah, we're Josh Brolin, just sits on the bed. You just go there in between trying to find the lost girl. We'll check up Black Lou and then of course the sparring of the Bond Fire. Oh my trust. It's Mr. DJ Lou Whitsky everybody. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Well, you're failing in front of your girlfriend, dude.

Damn. You look at the showbomb in front of her right now. I didn't realize we're in all technical show, dude. Yeah, we really fall apart when we lose. don't know microphones speakers. Saps and sizzles. I guess we're those assholes who can't do it without microphones. Sorry we're not acoustic. You played Blackjack today. Did where'd you do it? Just walked over one of those casinos that's right here on the strip. Are you with some shit hole one? Yeah, dude. I don't want to go to a nice one. At the circuit, they have girls with big fake titties dealing during the day.

That's a trap. It turns over someone around midnight to elderly Asians. But the middle of the day. Dude, my favorite part, I used to come to Vegas from when I was like 18 to 23 when I lived in Tucson. Why? Because you just pick it up, or you pick it up, step down and cope for your stepfather?

I was just coming to get hammered. Fair. And my buddy went to UNLV, and so I just like, fucking, come down here and gamble. Yeah, I'm judging you a bit. I really... I think if you vacation or come with your boys to Vegas for a weekend that's not a festival like this,

you're at very least a douchebag. Yeah. Yeah, there least a douchebag. Yeah, there were heavy douchebag energy on our plane ride here with like 40-year-old dudes escaping their wives. That like, I'm gonna fuck something energy, calm down. But when I was yelling, it was fun as shit. But this is like a place where you're like,

hey man, nice like orange shirt. And you're like, it's salmon, or some shirt off shit like that. It's terracot. Are you turning against Las Vegas? Fuck this place, dude. Full heel. I'm gonna knock over the kiosk with all the giant beads

of everyone's football team. Is it bad that I thought that kind of fucking ruled? Yes, Dan. I was like, dude, I'm gonna get a fat fucking 9-er piece. Dan, Dan did all the school shopping at 6 flags. You just tried to win everything? Nothing wrong with that, dude. Airport shirts are good shirts.

Airport shirts, a loose fish. Yeah, DJ Liu, are you hooked in? Did they take away your powers? Yeah. What's that? I guess you're gonna have to just take away your powers? Yeah. What's that? I guess you're gonna have to just do it on Capella, dude. Plus the doubt. You're like, Zip, Zip, Zip.

I love a man who composes and does that. I love DJ Lou. We can do it. I love the final time. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Smell my duty smell how powerful I am How dude my little king my little king my little king my little king my little king my little king my little king my little king Next level stupid DJ You bet, DJ. Blue. We really talk about a shit. I'll give you a quick update. Summer Rain attempts to video call me pretty much every day.

Yeah, there's a source. She's wondering where the tour starts. If you don't know, little bonfire context. Summer Rain is an independent hip hop star that did a little set for Jay after he shows in Tampa. I'm Colonel Tom Parker in there. Yeah, he's what? And now she thinks she's gonna go on the road with Jay.

So. Well, she told me that a lady gave her her card because she's a manager for gospel singers and she wants her to be a gospel singer. And then weeks later, she sent me a picture of the card and it was just for like a shoe repair place or something. It was nothing to do with. We have a guest for our first segment because he just landed at Skankfest. Hey, we love him.

He took a break from making some sammies. Please welcome Joe de Rosa. Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. Sexy sandwiches. Sexy sandwiches. Skankfest. What's going on? Bod five.

Where should I sit? We have to stand. We have to stand, dude. Oh, we do. Yeah, no one can see us in the back unless we stand. Okay. It's for the people, D'Rosa. I like it. Do you guys want to go see Lyle L. Crackett Island after this? Yeah.

Javier Bardem's second house movie. Woo! Coming in hot, dude. Yeah. Do you know that we watched the Joey Roses video on the bonfire? I heard. I heard. your Bardem's second house movie. Whew. Coming in hot, dude. Yeah. Do you know that we watched the Joey Roads video on the bonfire? I heard.

I heard, could- Bobby was on and we found it. Yeah. And you know how silly we get with Bobby's around? Yeah, no, I know. I know the evil Bobby brings out of everybody. Can I do it, Dan? Can I do the thing?

Yeah, do, do Joe in the video. sandwiches have everything you need. They're cheap, they're not expensive, and they're delicious. And they fulfill you. They fill you up. Don't forget the four pillars of Deroza. the four pillars of D'Rosa. Cheap, inexpensive, fills you up. Taste great, it tastes great. It was, look, we had to do, it was, it was, that was when we were launching the pop-up. I had to make a commercial.

I'm second watching comics give mission statements. I, my friend Brian McCarthy, who you know. He's blind. He's blind. This is how I know you were trashing me. This is how I know every time you trash me. Because he calls me and he goes, I was listening to the Bond Fire today

and, whoo, were they giving you the business? Hey, and he was like, Hey, Brian, use your fucking heightened senses of listening right now or hearing. Stop fucking thinking on us. Yeah, hey, Brian. Use your fucking heightened senses of listening right now or hearing Stop fucking thinking on us. Yeah, hey Brian What I'm gonna find where he lives and put fucking bumps in front of his door I'm gonna put speed bumps down his fucking hallway

But what was wrong with the commercial? It was, it's gay. Watching a friend, it's watching a friend be earnest about sandwiches. All right, dude. You want that neighborhood feel, like when your dad would play stickball with you outside. Hey, Pa, I'll be in in five. My favorite part would have been watching Robert Kelly get his singers in as he was trembling

thinking about the sandwich? Oh, he had sweats, dude. Yeah. He might be looking skinny, but he still got fat brain. Wait a second. The way Joe just said that, I feel like Joe doesn't know the Bobby Kelly thing. No, I know. What?

About... Is this getting in shape? No, no, no, no. Oh. Oh! Oh, what? Oh, Mr. Deroza? let me give you a little fucking gift. Okay.

It's good. It's good. Hit me with it. So, Bobby, we were shitting on everybody we know who joined cameo because... Oh, I heard about this. He dresses up in costume. Cute, and... Because oh I heard about this he dresses up in cost cute and He has a a bushel flowers and a heart wings

And he and he pulls back and he goes like hi Laurie your boss said happy birthday and You know I'm not with her racial slurs, but he is a dumb Mick If there ever was one you you know how much he charged for that? No, I'm not. Yes, honestly. Yes, how much he charged? I think yes. Think about yourself dressing like an ass.

Okay. For strangers who are fans who go, hey, do what I want you to do idiot in this video. I think he charged just $350 for it. Oh. Sweet Joseph D'Rosa. It's it more! Joe, I wish it was $350. Guess again. Guess again.

Honestly, take two more guesses. All right, my second guess is $28. OK, you're getting closer. Now we want to be somewhere in between. We're going to price this right this. Yes, so what do you got? $75. It's less than that.

What? And this fucking cut has the audacity to make fun of my sandwich commercial! Joe's making a good point. You're making a good point. It was his distraction. It's my hokey diet that made him lose the weight. Joe, for the low low price, a $50 of $50.

$50. Dude, it's like it's watching your friends' confidence in money form with a actual number on it. It's weird and he's not. He'd threat wait, how to what extent does he dress up like you've been doing? Like, he's full code, dude. He's wearing a toga? With a flowery weight tent.

Like a fake harp that sometimes you use a coat hanger? A little fake harp. Which for some reason, to me, is more disturbing than using it to get rid of a baby. Ah. His bobby using it as a fake harp to be a fucking cameo Cupid. And he goes, by the way. He says it's me Cupid

And he does the inside jokes that cameo makes you do Like yeah, yeah, yeah, I did the fucking check off crew now Let me can I take a wild guess can I take a wild guess that this video was made fun of before the sandwich video? Yeah, oh yeah because that fucking I guess that this video was made fun of before the sandwich video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Because that fucking cut, hot potatoed it right off of him onto my thing. Yeah. That's what he did. I knew it. What a little fucking rat. That's the gift to the experience, dude. He got a spade on us.

That sandwich commercial was almost as bad. Now fuck off. I got a business to run. I like that. Now, now, now, do I get that? Now, now, do I get that? Now, now, do I get that? Now, now, do I get that?

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I'm not being serious. I know. All right. God damn it. Kind of like this whole us leaning on chairs thing. I guess you want your laughs. I got to turn this time around. I'm wiped from that walk down Fremont Street.

That's a fucking harsh. Show out there. That's the first time I've ever walked at sober. It scared the living shit out of it. That's a fucking harsh. I'll out there. That's the first time I ever walked at sober. It scared the living shit out of it. It's fucking rusted. It's Christ. Even New York won't get you ready for that. Locking eyes with some of those people.

What's the weirdest thing you saw out there? I literally yesterday there was a woman private, 400 pounds black woman with her tits just like almost out of her shirt and just fucking his air punching something I Saw I saw two people wheelchairs doing karaoke. Okay, and I wasn't sure what it was right dirty Now they're doing the greatest love of all Together or it was together. It was a wheelchair. Do well

Now I'm not making fun of them for being wheelchairs yeah you are it was just weird because I couldn't I was like my spunk and I didn't know what was going on I pick up your legs can I twist them around like a pretzel what is $20 gift no this was the weirdest thing though the weirdest thing was I saw you know those two buff dudes in the cowboy hats that take pictures. Damn, is that the first place you went? It's vague.

Joe dropped his bags off. He's like, I have to find the cowboy twins. No, there's going to be out of this. There's two guys out there in cowboy hats and like speedos, and you can take pictures with them. They're like big beef kicks, whatever. But they were home. Do some guy knows their names. What are their names? Billy and Aaron?

Damn. Did you sit and talk to them? This guy's super into street cowboys. I watched the guys. I watched the muscle. There's a bunch of muscle guys doing that. But they were holding. This is the weird part. They were holding up a chick who was in her underwear with pasties on. And she was like, they had her gripped up and she was like licking their nipples and then a guy that was clearly not involved that just looked like you or something was taking pictures of it and I was like is this a fucking assault happening what the fuck is going on right I tell you what I think you know what it does cost a little bit more than Bobby's cameo and you can get that picture

but why wouldn't the guy be in the picture? Why is he just taking pictures of him? Why do you have to get that? I tell you, I saw this several times yesterday. Those guys go and they're mussely and they couples walk over there. If this happened in here, I feel terrible for the guys. The guys lift your wife up in the air and then they hold her for a picture and then she gets all wet from that and goes home and fucks your fat ass this lady just gave a thumbs up

she was like, dude, that's fucking, there's gotta be husbands that are like, go ahead, give her a lift they held you up in the air? are you 50th birthday? oh, it's a birthday, you got laid last night, where's your boyfriend husband? yeah, dude, you got that naked cowboys pussy, bro. But, so wait, you can walk around on a Fremont Street with your tits out, you're allowed to do that? Yeah, dude.

I won't be stopped. Dude, Fremont Street is where I saw the shirt I've always regretted not buying you for two years. I was three years with pre-pandemic. The shirt that said, sounds gay, I'm sure I've always regretted not buying you for two years. I was three years with pre-pandemic. The shirt that said, sounds gay, I'm in. And to this day I regret not buying that shirt. I'm wearing my gay for patients. I know.

I don't want to sit at word. I know. I said, that was nice. Thank you, Dad. I complimented it. Appreciate it. A T's really selling that smudger. This is the first time ever, dude.

I got to, during your intro, because I was back sort of to the side, I got a nice 11-minute gaze at your ass, dude. I have no ass. It is high and tight. I don't have a butt, dude. I don't got nothing. I got 80s mom butt. It's fucking... Look, it's up there.

No, it's not good, dude. It looks like it's just waiting for somebody. I hate it. This whole crew is, uh, assless. Except for Bobby Hutch, that guy's got an ass. What are you talking about? DJ Liu. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Producer Ass. He's got Lomb Sandler Thumps. Boys with Bots are weird. What do you got to juice the ass is a dude get out here Michelle have you hurt Lou about his ass because he didn't like what I've it shout out me give it up for Michelle lose girlfriend I wanted him to wear those little tights that you guys bought him, but he was Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't do it. He wouldn't do it. But does he not have a fantastic ass? He has an ass. He's got an ass. Do you see what he walks away? Do you speak Spanish?

You're like, oh, Adios, me. I'm a little boppy. Yeah. Oh yeah. Will, you got a Grande Culo, dude. Just fucking cheeks on that boy. He's going to get mad. What? Last time I was on, you weren't there. Jay and I kept talking about Luzas.

He got real mad at you. He told me in the commercial break up, Seriously, he was going to throw a punch at you. Yeah. He was on Chantix. Huh? He was on Chantix, which got him all worked up. Yeah, it's time.

It's time to take a break. We got to take a break. It still is a radio show on Series XM, Fashion Talk 103. Live, live from Skankfest, Vegas, baby. We'll be right back. Joe DeRosa, everyone, keep it going for Joe. He's the best guy. You'll be seeing him all over the festival.

We're going to take a break. We'll be seeing them all over the festival. We're going to take a break. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. Three more weeks. Three more weeks. Thank you. You guys are the best.

Bucket Skankfest! And now back to the Bonfire, live from Skankfest Las Vegas, Skankfest, Chimchay. It's the Bonfire, serious XM fashion talk, 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Rachel Gerson. We're here, fucking live. At Christine's baby. Christine's fucking motivated, dude. Where is?

No one getting her way, I don't know. Steve? Yeah. Yeah, she's always on a mission. By the way, it's the only time of the year that I'm like super encouraging too. I'm like, hey, you're doing great. Normally you're hey, move. I'm still getting yelled at. I'm getting all the yells no one else is getting. Dude. Right? I know. And my dick's so not wet. Oh, pull me baby.

She's so busy. Oh. Dude, you should go get those mussely guys to toss you around. Hell yeah, dude. I'd pay for that picture. And then picking you up. You guys, you sucking their nipples. You gotta take video of the whole thing though when they go,

Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! Ehh! You got you suckin' their nipple. You gotta take video of the whole thing, though, when they go. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! It's the first time they've ever counted the three together. Yeah. One, two, three. Yeah. That's the only time before you go, not with your back,

with your legs. Derek, you're gonna be good. You gotta remember, you gotta live for your life. Dude, one good thing about being at Skankfest is there's so many guests that we get to choose who and when, or I mean if they're available. Every... Live from the world famous Las Vegas Nevada, the longest running show in the history of downtown Las Vegas.

It's the Jake Batachos! Welcome to the stage, the Sultan of Swav! Jake Batach! Penzu Kiyosom Yokozano Nretonai Mapu Ndi bin Jake Romanele Fachidirlu I'm going to be in the middle of the night Pointing through the window, the window I'm going to be in the needle It's time to start the show!

Hello! Hello lovely last Vegas! It's good to be home! A lovely last Vegas is good to be home. Now, before we settle down and jump in, I want to introduce you all to the man more important to me than my own right hand. The peppered the miceau, the swinginess, can I know? The lovely, Lewis Johnson. Jake, good to be here. Vegas, baby!

Ha ha! Jacob, what are you doing? Well, Lou, last night, I met a girl from Morocco that drained me like she worked for Rotor-Ruda. So the songs had just flown out. Ba da ba la ba ba ba da ba la ba ba Sin ese cedo na poko de Graziane. I know I know.

That was a Mexican kid sang that song. It's all the same gibberish, the Mito, moving on. And of course, the man who sets the table for this whole thing, you couldn't get this show moving without. The one and only, DJ Lou and the Bonfire Orchestra. Blow-fucking-rolls. What the fuck is going on? What do you do, a Jacob? Sorry, boys. Any show done in Vegas goes to reject the thought, or at least gets the okay to happen. And the last time I checked, you didn't check in with my longtime manager, Big Jim Lieberwitz.

Big Jim. Oh, it's my show now. I'm claiming lounge law. Big Jim is his manager. Big Jim's last name is Lieberwitz. Listen, boys, I like the cutter you're Jim. I like that you come here and you try to show these fun folks a few laughs. And let me say something about these two here.

I saw these two cats recently in New York City and I said to myself, I have to have them on my show. You're on our show. I haven't laughed that hard since Steve and Edie did it back in 72. Are you saying we're not as funny as Steve and Edie? Who the fuck is that? I'm saying that you try then maybe. Now let's talk to the people standing right? Woo! Look at this crowd! Look at this crowd! Holy hell, look at this crowd! What happened? A bus from Reno get re-rooted?

Holy hell, looks like a bunch of penny slots came to life. I like when he gives the crowd the business, Jacob. My old Jake, Jake's art. We gotta get this crowd sexy. Oh, I know it's been so long, Ever since we've been friends. Every man has his patience, But here's where mine ends. I want your sex.

Scooby-dooby-do, oh, I won your sex. You swive mother fucker. That was I won your sex by George Michael, great tune. Lake Gradyva. Hello, Miss. How about you come back and have some oysters and champagne at my room. We can see if you can tap into my hoover dam. You sexed up weirdo.

So you're just stealing our show? What are you doing? Oh, I got Debs, baby. Now, many of you may not notice about the men to my right here. But LJ, not so long ago, you became a father. Shout-out, Hendrix. Woo! Now, not having any kids in my own, at least none that I'm aware of. Yeah, dude, he's gonna get laid from this.

I promise he's gonna get this fucking... Tell us, L.J. What does it mean to be a father to you? It's better than any paycheck or any standing ovation. And I gotta say, it's almost as good as a loose white woman and a pile of blow. There he is. There's our black egg. Tiger. Choked up, Jack? Tiger.

Choked up, Jake? You know, on the show, we like to keep it loose. We like to keep it running, we like to keep it swinging. But sometimes, sometimes, you hear something that gets you right you. And L.J., what you said right there was one of the most beautiful things I ever heard in my entire life. Jake! You are. You are the father that everyone wishes they had for a dead. Jake, Bobby, baby. You know that means world to me.

Wait, so you got what is this like your Sammy Davis? He's, I don't know, Frank Sinatra. Hold on a second, boys. And you know, it reminds me of the time in my own life. When I was Iful towering this chick with my good friend Desi Arne, and let me tell you some of the folks, his Cuban Missile was no crisis. I told him afterward he should call this prick Lucy because this broad was loving it. This guy knows what I'm talking about. Don't you sweetheart? Sure you do.

Did you might get beat up by one of their boyfriends? So what is this like the rap pack? Better than that. better than that better than that right? Okay damn right those guys wear amateurs The sun shines The candy man comes Fun fact, Sam and Davis Jr. used to use his glass eyes a butt plug Pop it right back in his socket when he was done That little guy was a freaky digger J. Gova Jake I Like this guy

I'm glad you've been hiding this guy right in plain sight this whole time Well, why don't you and your co-hosts stand over there at that table JV cuz you guys interrupted come on back, let's have our cocktails, player. Whatever you say, LG. Swing and jig, but time. Wow. I was hanging back. This is what you've done, Vegas.

You've changed our sweet producer into a fucking velvet pussy hound. We actually had other guests before we were interrupted. Is he drinking whiskey? I don't know. We're having a couple of cocktails here. You got a problem, buddy. All right, no, no problem at all, Jake.

Damn. I feel like they're going to steal this show from us by the end. Damn, right. Well, our original guests, I think, are ready. There they are. You guys, we've had some turmoil with them, but we've brought them on the show to squash the beef and say goodbye peacefully.

They're two of the most handsome as boys in the world. Really are. Josh Adam Myers and Justin Silver, the Himbo! Oh! Sweet, are they big or sweet? Yarns, you're in the sweet, are they? Wow! Yarns, you're in the sweet, are they? You're in the sweet, are they?

You're tough slops. Body, damn. Hi. Hi. Damn, this is like a fucking peacock bridge. Yeah. Just you look Jonathan Gavis. This is how I am now.

Dude, don't hate them from that fucking sick outfit. You wish you could dress like that, but you're too busy wearing shorts. For those of you on the side, and listening at home, Justin is in a full black and gold track suit with a shirt on that says, fuck Las Vegas. There you go, baby. He's a fucking clown. He's down fucking steaks. I don't think they went with you on that one.

I think they like Las Vegas. What made weather horrors in a fountain, fuck this place. Are you guys mad because you're strong enough to lift women over your head, but they would still be standing on the ground if you did it. God damn it! Sorry, we're so strong! I damn it! J.L.E.R.P.

We're a T.E.V.U. That's fine. They'd have to go, wow! You're so strong! I feel like we've been sitting down as a wizard. We're a tinny view. That's fine. They'd have to go wow You're so strong. I feel like we You guys oh my god. How high am I don't drop me? Oh No, I Mean I think Vegas is a perfect place for him. Boss. It's too fucking him bow here. Oh you feel like there's you don't just like You got a... Combos!

Two hymns, that are bimns. That's a funny title, Dan and Jay. I told you this too, how did it go on? You make me laugh. You tickle my funny bone. Woo! Thanks, Jay. Honey, honey, honey Thanks Jake We got a real fucking alpha out to you. Yeah, dude Jacob's gone full Bell

Dude, he's trying to fucking muscle everyone out. I don't know what's going on Anyway, you're some fucking pipes, huh? I was gonna ask her guys What's the best place to go him by watching in Vegas? Oh? I think what's the best place to go him bow watching in Vegas? Oh, it's Paul, right? So I'm like, Gotta be the pool and the pool and the Excelsior. Which pool? The one at our hotel, baby. That's all.

You just set the sights wherever you go. Yeah, go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet.

Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go to the toilet. Go toy women. It has the biggest bimbo. Let me say that way Were you down there? Were you him bowing out at the pool? Yeah, I fucking tan today. Look at look at Tanny is dude Tanned out. You gotta work out in and you guys How many times is it two days you've been here if you got it a trip? I haven't gone yet. I haven't gone to the gym yet I haven't gone yet. Are you just fucking tweaking? Yeah?

Really? I don't even bring it up, dude. It's a fucking source subject. It's been a long time. I told you backstage, no pump talk. I get to work out and get my cardio in at the goddamn comedy jam later. Oh, these fucking ugly mother fuckers. You guys are very sweet, I'm sorry. L.J., get a load of these, too. Yeah.

Well, I haven't seen that much beef cake since we were invited to that pool party at a good friend Liberaceys. And let me tell you something folks, you never seen more of sucking and fucking an oil your life. Why there were more holes filled that day than an all the blackburn like shit. Somethings you can't on C. Why would you want to baby? To the new Jacob. I don't know. I really feel like he's trying to out for you guys all.

Jacob, do you have a problem with the himboes? Jacob? Listen here, Nickwitz. Never, never boast like this in front of a guy who, when, balls deep in an 18-year-old Angie Dickinson I'm talking decades before she was police woman you son of a bitch. Whoa whoa that's a lot of heat towards me. A lot of heat.

Also, anybody noticed Jacob's awkwardly placed body hair? It's like panjee. What's panjee? I don't know. You know I waited for it to quiet down and thank you for asking. Is there something healthy? Thanks for asking for all of us. Jacob, do you have an actual problem with the hymns? Jacob!

I don't like the ratted to the boys. So what do you want to do? It seems like there's only room on this stage for just one duo of hot men, not us. You know, we have to be here. Contractually. You're killing it, Dan. I think we need to do a cool off. Let's see who's cooler.

Himbo's or Jake and Lou. How do we do that? Guitar solos? How do we do that? We don't have guitars. We'll just, we'll ask some questions. Who's the most... Bring it on, boys. Bring it on. Who's the most famous person you've had sex with Josh

me Famous yes, someone that we would know of no to Chelsea Clinton's One of your home on the Lisa rice that was awesome Whoever ever last buck because we him. I'm the Lisa Rice. That'd be awesome. Whoever ever last buck, because we him and I are the same person. Same voice. Justin?

Oh, shit. I don't know if I can say it on here. It's because they had a prep us. We're definitely just recording this. John Ham. Say it. He's got nothing. Who's the most famous person you fucked?

Holy hell, Dan and Jay, listening to these two is like listening to a broad at dinner drawn on about a big brain. Who have you fucked this famous? You know, you know, you've got to make him express how it feels. Because baby, then you'll know your love is real. Express yourselves. That was Express yourself by Madonna. Great tune.

Funny story. I want to bang Madonna and Great tune. Funny story. I once banged Madonna and I was watching a shot party. Wearing a couple of weird old masks. Her fruity dancers threw rose petals on us and poured candle wax on my scrotum. Oh, while a bunch of costume jerk-offs looked on. Fun times!

Silly, young. Take that, boys. Take that. Black glue. It's pretty good. with this farce. Go on, go on then. All right, well, what should we ask for? Cool guy. What makes you cooler than the him bows? Look at me, baby. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. We love you. Continue with this farce. Go on, go on then. All right, well, watch me ask for a cool guy. What makes you cooler than the himbows? Look at me, baby. Just look at me.

You know, LJ, I'm hearing a lot of this, a lot of this from these two. But what I'm not hearing is this. And I think it's time we show these two space-kittlets just how it's done. DJ Lou and the Bonfire Orchestra! In it! I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going to play tonight, I'm going That's how it's done baby. Fuck, that was awesome. That's what the people want and that's how you swing. Jake Baton! Jake!

Louis Johnson! Josh Adamir is the Justin Silver. Who's the Himbos? You know, Dan and Jay, I just want to say this before I go. I don't know who's running this shindick. But if it were up to me, I would change the name of this festival, from Skankfest to Classfest, because that's what you people are. Pure class.

Thank you. We love you all. Foss, we're in Jekyll, but it's hot, everybody. Oh, and A big J. I can tell you've been around. Let's grab a drink after the show and swap some trim stories. Tell ya, dude. Jake Baton, like Louis Johnson! Love you everybody!

We're gonna take a break. We're gonna be right back! The hippos! The hippos! We're hanging out. It's the Bodfire. Live as he does. Make him express how it feels. And maybe that you know your love.

And now back to the Bodfire. Live from Skankfest Las Vegas. The PTA. This is Robinson. Won't okay the way you do your things Jacob has gotten this place swinging now You guys have no idea how excited Jacob was to do that tonight You guys were very cool. That was very fun. That was very fun. Cool. Got them maybe love She got to have fun at Skankfest so far?

Yeah. We got Big J's special taping tomorrow, 1 p.m. Yes, 4 p.m. Make sure you fucking check it out. Also, you know what, dude? A 8 p.m. tonight with the regulars. Oh, yeah. Gonna be doing that shit.

Also, what's your fucking theo at 8 o'clock in the other room, too? I'm so nervous to be doing that shit. Also what's your fucking Theodee clock in the other room too? I'm so. So, choose. So choose. Lies will be drawn, everybody. Real quick, shout out to Chris Rogers, Austin, Texas, Ben Payton and live bonfires since we started doing them in Austin and he's painted my face and I've never realized how fucking dumb of a face I've had.

Oh, dude, I swore to God of my life, I thought that was George Floyd. I'm not an art guy though. This is that burning down the city. Firing it down. We have a few more guests. Yeah dude, we're excited to get this for real is like awesome because you get guests. You know, we're all in town at the same time And these next two guys, fucking rule. I love them. They made me laugh.

Show God damn hard from the wonderful city of Philadelphia. Please welcome Dad Meat, my brain, and Tim Butterfly. Yeah, and these guys are just fucking cool. What's up, dog? Hit him with this mic again. Let him get that through that again, right? I feel like you got fucked rainy Open up this pit you fucking pussy's let's go Damn dude, they're fucking silencing you give me air you take this one Damn they turned it on right now that's right Damn, dude, they're fucking silencing you. Give me an air, you take this one.

Damn, they turned it on when I grabbed it. That's right, that's how it's there. Oh, there you go. Take that one off, dude. First, no, for sure. I gave you a mic that was working at, oh, man. Yeah. Someone's fucking with you. Someone's trying to take that me down.

I think there's a conspiracy. We'll suck everybody's dick and take us down. See? See how the mic dropped when he offered full ratio? I want to ask you guys to, you guys watched the L.S.M.A.D. today. Absolutely not. No, I did not.

You didn't watch it at all. Was it cool? Did you walk away from it like a protest? No, I had like a million things. I had to do other stuff while the real cool shit was happening. So I'm sitting in like, F full movie theaters full of fucking

cratomatics, just nodding off. But no, L.S. media sounds like it was pretty fun too. That's always awesome when the sponsor fucking knocks out the crowd. Lewis has been doing that every other skankfest. We got a great widthiest sponsor this year. Do you want to know a funny thing? The dad meet guys as well. So Ralph for weeks now has been pitching on the SDR show that the big thing we're going

to do here is get Gabe Lyne Mike from gas digital late. And we had a lady set up like a couple of porn chicks or like escorts. They're going to come and we're going to have this whole competition. People flying in for it a whole deal. This morning on Skanks Lewis just goes He goes hey gave my mic this girl here's gonna suck your dick on the show And then you can go fuck her in your hotel and then it just kills Ralph's entire Bit wait, so you guys were trying to get gay blind and they were also trying to get gay blind Mike

So is this like a space race? There's a nuclear bird race. Let's be honest, we know those sex workers were always for Ralph. Yeah. It's like, oh no. Oh, no. Gay blind Mike.

We know it's funny when Ralph's older than me at a 52 years old when his suggestions become like too dark for me even. He was like, oh, maybe the funny thing will be like, whatever girl gets the thing instead, he doesn't get to fuck her. And one of us fucks her in front of him. And girls are like, Ralph, I know we're spitballin'

but that's the way it plays to start the spitball. Yeah, damn, dude. Well, actually, let's just 86 gay boy and white go all together. Yeah. Dude, it backfired. Everybody trying to get him pussy, because when we asked how good she was at second dick,

he said, not good, she looked like Troy Palomalu. Wow. Rich, I'm telling you, if you want, you want a good safety. I'm gonna get it. With CTE, yeah, that's your girl. If you don't want to get beat on a post route, that's pretty awesome.

Troy Palomalu. Is he another of that Ralph just comes to, and he's like, I have an idea. We'll tie three strippers wigs together, and it'll be like a king rags. We're going to make a slut rat here. They're going to crawl up each other until they're dead.

Yeah, every time, like, there's things even that I agree to some time, he's like, hey, what's going to do Coke for the, you know, on the show once, and we'll do a thing that we did Coke time. He was like, hey, what's going to do Coke for the show? Once, and we'll do a thing that we did Coke. And I was like, yeah, sure. And then the day of, I'm like, do my daughter can't be a click away from watching her dad just rip lines? All of like a porn star's dead or something.

I'm like, don't a school. Don't be a nobody. Well, you do. Mike Rainey's got his book out on Perks. Go order it right now. Thank, you do. My granny's got his book out on perks. Go order it right now. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Now that you talk about perks, do you

find people being like, yo, you want perks? Yeah, a few people have come up to me. It's this week at an offer to be perks. Dude, I actually had my first sip of alcohol in five years today accidentally. I accidentally picked up a white claw, took a healthy sip, because I thought it was a liquid claw, took a healthy sip because I thought it was a liquid death. What is how was your reaction? I made the decision

that I'm gonna be spoken cracking about two hours. Yeah, it's already there. I'm back, baby. Yeah. You're already. There's just some volunteer that loves fucking real last podcast that ruined your life. And let me just say, dude, that person with perks should come see me. And also, it better not be fentanyl. Oh, dude, if I have to do a big J tribute every year in Vegas, great, dude. I go, who's big? Onstage and he was even bigger in our hearts.

We lost a native, folks, fucking Chinese fentanyl. If one of us dies, or the other one's got to tell like legend stories, you know, not even real, it's like, James, you guys weren't there in Austin in 2017. They're gonna rename it Funtan in honor of Jay. But they really have to do all like, oh, then he was swinging like a gun around, saying it wasn't loaded and like,

if I die doing honest benefit, be like, yeah, he relied on voices too much. No, no, I'm gonna fucking make it bigger. I'm like, a lot of people know this dance started some underground fighting tournaments. Okay, that's very nice. Dan, can we use your back? Game Mike some more plus. If we're, how?

Dude, stop editing them. One more time. What's the question? Can we use your back? Oh my god. Hold on guys. You're better think you get gay Mike some more pussy. Yeah. We will always get every year we'll get gay blind Mike pussy. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm Game Mike's a whole different guy. Sorry. Game Mike's different. Game Mike. By the way, it instantly changed. Game Mike. Getting his penis sucked on for 13 seconds and not coming made him instantly change as a dude. I love this guy. He only wears sunglasses now.

Dude, he was asking for specifics. He was like, more on the head. More on the head. Where is Game Mike? Is he still in that lady? I don't know. Whenever I can't see Game Mike, I imagine he's just like a video game character stuck on a wall. Like, straight sim style?

He's like, I can't move. Well, I got an update. I heard he said he got it in and then didn't get, uh, couldn't stay hard. Then she blew him for as long as she could deal with it. Yeah, his dick got evicted. Yeah, dude. I mean, if she was just sucking like an old piece of gum, it was just rubbery and fucking... I fake coming my first time. She was wrapping his dick around her fingers, swirling it.

I'm on a long phone call, clicking it. She's like, oh, I had. I'm gonna tell you, if someone's person sit next to him, his softy was a long, thinny though. Really, rubbery. And he's got some taffy dick. He took his dick out for a dabmy and he stuck it through a poster of Louis

with the mouth cut out and flopbed it for every- Oh shit, yeah, I don't remember that. That was the old classic fit. Oh, did it. What a thing to come around and go, oh, that was, gave my a mic. Oh, I only saw his dick through the poster. Yeah, he had enough of it to flap, so talk all the shit

you fucking little dicks want. Dude, I hope there's someone in this room that every show they go to, it's like haunting them. Like it follows with Game Line Mike. But they're like, all right, with him getting pussy, okay. Yeah, he's gonna have AIDS at the end of the festival. It's like, well, you're so promiscuous, dude, it was bound to happen.

He actually fucked Troy Polymolly. It's retired Pittsburgh Steelers, it was over at the Golden Nugget. This festival's got it all, man. Blime guys, fuck a Troy Polymolly. Dana White was here yesterday. How crazy is that? You know what's crazy is Christine.

I wish she was here. She posted a picture with her in Dana White, and that's not even the cool part. Next to Dana White was fucking TJ from MTV's The Challenge, which if you watch shitty TV, that's a big gig. And I know Christine knows what I'm talking about. He was just chilling with Dana White, no one on the picture.

She wants to challenge, you know. God. We don't watch that in our home. Right. Sorry, you watched 60 days of rape or whatever, Dave. They don't rape all 60 days, are they never make? A lot of those guys are on three months to eat right now, too. They're getting out there.

Yeah, there it is. Dude, I feel like you guys always bump the mic when I pick up the new one. So, Rainy sounds better. All right. Well, we got to get out of here. We wanted to bring dad meet up because we fucking love these guys. Appreciate you guys. I make sure you order your egos, go birds, go birds, make sure you order on perks, make sure you

download and listen to dad meet. These guys are fucking hilarious. It was the funniest fucking guys in the world man. Thank you so much for being with us. Thank you very much. Thank you guys. Fucking guys in the world man. Thank you so much for being Respect other name and we want to thank everybody for coming out to the live bonfire here at Skankfest Thanks to Jacob What should we take a take a break and come back a second night? No, this is it. All right, this is how it works. All right, Lou He wants to drink so bad so bad Lou whiskey Michelle all you guys guys thank you very much. Thank you everybody. We love you guys We'll see you later

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