The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bonfire Spokesmodel (feat. Lynn)

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

A camper sends nudes and calls in for Valentine's Day!

I'm Dan and I'm Jay and actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM That's right for full episodes of the bonfire go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire for a special offer for our stand-up tour dates Go to dance order.com and big J comedy.com And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarus and dance odor Welcome back. Yes, because that back on the scene. I mean, I think I'd you're doing this with Bobby out of the room. The bonfire series XM Fashion Talk 103.

I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. Ocarson who's back in the fucking house. Stadia loves it. Full crew, DJ Lewitsky, Christine Marie Evans, Jacob Attain, our Black King, the Black Tiger Lewis. Stadia loves it. Full crew, DJ Lewinsky, Christine Marie Evans, Jacob Atat and our black king, the black tiger, Lewis. Shawn. And uh, walking in a stew. Hello. Valentine's Day miracle. It's the cupid. Shawn. Damn.

I'm not going to lie. I was at Monday night, raw last night, and this feels at the same being this close to one of your heroes Thank you How's your how's your love day going by the way? It's going fantastic. Have you called your girl? I have and what you say to her. I said I love you. Happy Valentine. And what did you say back? I? No, don't even tell me I was there Well, yeah, of course I woke up at left. Yeah, of course she did He left but she's thinking of you right now hang on right now. I

Love him so much oh Four I don't have to tell you right now. She's over there. Mm-hmm. She's right there and she loves you This much Right there, your hands almost clapped behind your back. I mean, I can't even do it. I got. Cupid, when did your vision get bad and you had to start wearing heart glasses? Well, I actually wear my heart glasses because you know what I can do?

I can see through this young man's heart right here. Jacob, you know what he wants? He wants a new leather belt and an Ascot and a Jewish girl, around 32. That's what you're going to get, too. I'll go, you're looking at before. I sent you a message for you. That's what you're gonna get too. I go you looking at before I Sent your message for you. I know what to say funny. You say that because she deleted her profile off the dating site I told him what to say little facey in your pictures, but I'll meet you anyway She was a little facey. I mean come on from Cupid and it's coming

And I keep it all tell you Jacob you're doing her the favor a little bit there Cupid's honest. I don't look at I don't mess around when it comes to love. Cupid noose her face is a six five. Yeah her face facey is right on the money. She's a little facey. Yeah. That's Steven Tyler mouthed if you guys make out your ears are going to get wet. Haha yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Big. I'm living in there. Can you tell me if I've done a good Valentine's day for my my queen my Valentine queen. Yes, Christine Of course I can I woke up immediately through on that's always good when Person wake up in the morning. It's always a good Stars without a CPAP machine you do a good kid

Christine to have to wake up to me lying cold back store Many in the man six times during the night last night. You cheering this. Oh, Christine Dyson is sleep too. Well, there's no need to say that on Valentine's Day. She is a woman. She is a woman. She also dies on her sleep for five times.

Now, for my queen, I don't know. Yes, for Queen Christine. First woke up, we're sure happy Valentine's Day, ran to the store, purchased several ingredients, and came home, and threw in what is currently cooking right now, a lovely pot roast. Jays? In the crock pot. In the crock, but well, I seared it first a little bit. Oh.

I thought you were going to make her Jays famous edible handies. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Just made her a fruit roll up with a crotch hole. Oh Jay's famous edible panties Just man of fruit roll up with a crotch hole Hey guys just you know, I didn't come with out treats. Oh, yeah, fairie or rochairs. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Rochare I'm begging them there A rochare. I'm so fat. I want to get on the floor for this thing. I have I Mean these are out in the open room, Sharers. I don't know if these are. I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I got my, I Can I ask you something to you? Let me say something right now this This looks like German By the way the video of this looks like German internet video

We're like I don't know it was that was just the closest Bobby was allowed you guys to candy and all else eight You see the way my dog smells food after I Because yeah, I'm dressed up as keeping oh fuck that's chocolate. Thank you for getting me what I want for Only I must not have had security Oh, they must not have had security. Wow Yeah, they took my knife, but they didn't take these Christine gave me the gift of keeping good house today Your house keeps yeah house keep Christine. Christine. Did you get him anything today? I didn't you know what you do

Forgot he was here. That was a matter of fact. That actually hurt Cupid's heart. Cupid's heart. Cupid's heart. Didn't even don't on me, too. Cheers. We do actually have, we should announce Daniel Setter name. Of course, our new spokesman. I'm bringing back the spokesmodel since Ed McMahon's on a road with him.

Sure. Ed McMahon's dead, right? Yes. For sure. For sure. Has to be. I'm out of here. Are we done with the Cupid thing thing because it's gonna be weird if we're going to weird topics And I'm just like that. No, I say stay. I'm gonna say whatever you whatever you want Jake. Did you know what?

This is your valentines. Thank you. That's right. Yeah We're healing a broken heart. I'm healing a broken heart with her. What is this called? Ferrier or share? I'm gonna say that one more time. Ferrier or share? I think I'll say it right. Hmm. Oh my god. We're all having fairer shares. What does DJ Lou have? A bag of those snack mix. It's like Cheetos and pretzel sticks. My cheese.

Yeah, my cheese rule. It's a little bit to everything. Thank you, Cuban. What did you do, Lou, for a bunny? Well, they went to Puerto Rico together. They had a very romantic trip to Puerto Rico, or Jay. I can't wait to show you this. Lou watched a man, man DJ to the ocean.

Really? Christine, can you bring up that clip if you still have it? Yes. It is a man and you wanna explain it to J as we watch it? The audience was his, the ocean was his audience. Okay. So he's just out there.

He's just out there. Absolutely nobody. We're in a playlist shirt. On the beaches of San Juan. Tell you what. I don't have a problem with it. I do. He's in seaweed. Moving to the sand.

I told him that it was the thing that that's how the seaweed got there. Is he's from the jungle? The seaweed's coming. Yeah. The kelp is moving forward. He's like pi piper of seaweed. Um. Lou, you should admire this.

Listen, Lou is a DJ who's afraid to DJ. So you have to admire this guy's going out there and put his tent out. I'll come on now. No,'s new wallpaper here is a fantastic titty and vagina picture sent to us by Lynn. Until we get full confirmation, I'm not going to give out any of her handles. She is our new spokesmodel. Oh, yeah. Those are making our wingswap. Yeah, man.

22 years old. Oh, what is Toby doing to drop out? That's my wingswap. Oh, we we. We we. We we. We we. We we. We we. We we. Christine, you're into this chick, right? 22 years old Christine you're into this chick right I mean she's perfect who wouldn't be in her good God we funny if it was done

Yeah, the news I was The nude she sent us were so hot that I was like she must have they wretched head Jacob sent him in last week He showed him last week And I was like by the way, we're not opening this gift until Jay's home. Thank you We've got John we feast for Jay don't it Jacob has a better ass than my wife But Jacob's got a high tidy does he really? I mean now don't get me wrong I'm more of a Lou man myself. I tell you lose coming in there his milkshake brings the boys to the yard Lou is just thomping. Oh my god. I love it.

J-Y-D. I like Wack Lou's butt. I like it. What a great, great pussy. Look it out. And the little exclamation dot of the butthole. I, sorry, I got him a poet. I, Lynn sent these pictures in.

Yeah. And then I said, because of these headless shots, she's definitely hiding. Something's going on. Yeah. And then I said because of these headless shots, she's definitely hiding something's going on. Yeah. And then we looked at her actual Instagram, nothing but an angel, nothing short of an angel. Mother of two kids, where is the problem we're not seeing? I don't know where is it.

I'll tell you, the kids. You'll find out when he DMs you. He doesn't say no. He can't do away five pounds each. Yeah. I'm just saying, where is the tiger claws on the side? Something. I mean, she has purple hair, right? Maybe. That's it. That's it. That's not natural hair. Because by the way, no one's born with purple hair. Yeah, unless she's an X-Men. I don't like Martians.

Something's wrong. Armpit hair. Something. She's gorgeous. I mean, she's ridiculous. She doesn't have two kids. Well, there's a guy with an upside-down head maybe she cut that guy's head off yeah but she's not with the kids father anymore how do you know as Texas shit girls got purple hair kids like that dude oh she's got dimples is that a dimple the guy that's not right oh sorry but I'll tell you what there's definitely the father the kids might be in jail for having the punch a guy for something because this seems like what if he's a problematically hot chick what if he's a big fan but hotel or then send videos of resquirting I did put that out on Thursday

into the ether yeah cuz she wrote which was pretty cute she said I know my pictures are gonna be not dirty enough for Jay and not vanilla enough for Dan's right in the middle because it is yeah, but for Cupid did just Wapping your what do you say? Makes my wings wet my wings a weapon But it's just funny cuz Doing Dan look what she knows what she's doing in that shirt with the old nips poking through That should be a poster and the the corner of my eye, I want to.

I'm moving. I'm waiting. I'm moving with you. Bobby, and the corner of my eye, with Bobby with his costume on, it just looks like a Vegas showgirl. It's all a glitter. Like a Brazilian girl. Like a winger move.

Like a winger move. And your tail moves. Yeah. Oh man, if you look at that, if you look at that nipple picture, there's a wing's web. So you guys get a wing web picture there's a wing's web So guys, there's a wingwap That's a wingwap, sorry damn, dude, damn girl, you're making Bobby's wingswap all crazy If you put that picture up with the nipples through the shirt, thank you, but it comes over here and it feels me

I bet it'll feel movement I think he's coming to do it man, the milk of life comes from that Wings are weapon Can't keep it down Wings are weapon. Wow, perfect. We need a commercial right? We need a commercial break That's just you're right. I'm sorry. That's the rules Lynn. I'm sorry to do that. I need some kisses I know you got two kids, but wait. I'm excited. I'm excited for this our new spokesmodel Jacob is panicking Folks model Jacob is panicking. Jacob's one of these things. Jacob's fair. He's on.

Can she see me? I don't know if she could see me. Can she see me's fixing? Oh. Can somebody give me a water? The blue one's the lightest cigarette and be like, I don't want to walk down the hall like this. You changed, Doc.

I can change. Yeah, I got to piss. I want you to feel cool when we talk to Lynn. Yeah, you can't feel like this. You've already seen her hoo ha and her hay now. I'm going to take a break. I'm going to take a pee we talk to Lynn. Yeah, you can't feel like you've already seen her who high and her heinous I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna think of me. Let's take a break You just want to go touch yourself before you talk to her. You're mouth. You're gonna go chuck you go turn one out You piece you guys are so gross. She's a person be nice Jacob. Why do you ever use up on your screen?

You don't have to be up. They motivate you that oh, oh, I got you guys that's not projecting That's just you telling the truth the other stuff is I keep saying something about and he gets rid of it and then it just comes up because like I miss it Look who brought I'm so much talk to them when we come back We're hanging out with cute but everybody happy Valentine's Day. It's the Bob fire everybody happy Valentine's Day it's the bonfire oh god oh god places everyone Jacob what's that I feel like this is the interview of the century about to take please I know are we sure this is her yeah how does you confirm it her email her email the same email that sent she was like my pussy was like tucked away and

that's flapping out at all and you go that's her Son of a bitch. There's no business. No, my tits were perfect at my pussy look phenomenal and delicious because okay It's her Guys put it through we got it on the line. We're gonna live. Okay. Okay. This is her We have our new spokesperson Lynn our spokeswoman. We don't need to play by the society's rules. Hey Lynn, how are you? Oh good. Calling in from a small small town in Texas. 22 years old, two children. We all want to know. Are you still with the father of those children?

Yes, I'm married. Fuck, a text small Texas town. Is your husband a fan of the show? Yes. Hell yeah, crack old good good job, buddy small Texas town. How old is your husband if you might be asking if you don't mind me asking 21 he's a year younger than you Wow, man. This is inevitably never gonna. By the way, she I I think he's the fan. Are you a fan at all of the show? Or did you just listen with him? I? Got him to listen to it. No damn. I'll tell you he's a pretty cool dude. Said she was like remember that thing I showed you I'm gonna send a picture of my gooch real quick

Yeah, you know that thing that I got you to like well guess what I just saw me. Yeah, I just showed him my shizam You know how you're like oh Jacob so sweet and funny. Well guess what now I got me naked. Yeah, I just showed him my shizzam. You know how you're like, oh, Jacob's so sweet and funny. Well guess what, now I got him fluttered around the studio. Yeah, I just showed him my hamburger and my hot dog home. And Jacob, I know that make that, I know that her saying she's married technically takes her off the market, but I think that just lifted her and your eyes, didn't it? Respect.

How did he, Linda, for man, how did he win you over? Got a pregnant. I don't know what I'm saying. I was like 13. Damn, they grew up together. You grew up with like this best friend. This is Dawson's Creek. This Dawson's Creek's got a body like that. God is real and he is great.

This is a love story. We're hearing a love story. Dude, she was talking about that. I'm not talking about this day. Did you sneak in through this window? Did you guys have secrets by a prick? I don't think so okay, um, the where you guys was he is he your first and only Yeah, yes

Are you being held at gunpoint right now? Yeah, you're for real. He's going like this. It looks like he's Eat what you say? No, I've just never been on radio before Oh, okay, everyone attacks being nice to Lynn. You're doing alright. I'm being nice. I'm just looking out for us You sound like a guy's just relax. You're fine. This is Jay. Oh my god So then you two were like not kinder. You're like middle school sweethearts Yeah, well I Like AI doesn't look like the answers But she's answering like you guys tell her how to answer by waving your gun and not say anything. Yes, I'm saying Yeah, yeah

You found what I Like to tell people that I found him on the bus the school bus. Oh, yeah Did you guys start banging like since like high school and shit? Because you have two kids. So how old are the kids? They're pretty new. I have a four-year-old and a five-month-old.

Jeez, Louise is. That's cool. And he likes to use sent to pictures. He thinks it's OK. Thinks it's OK. There. Yeah, that was a different answer. No, they were just found a little threat of honesty where he goes. He thinks it's okay. He thinks it's okay. There. That was a different answer.

No, there we've just found a little threat of honesty. He lives with it. So he's probably not going to be stoked on that squirting video. Who took the pictures? Probably not. Who took the pictures? Those are like selfies to me. Me with a timer.

Good Lord. Did you show him them where they like his pictures and then you're like, oh, I also send him to that radio show you like? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, so those were for him and then she's like, and I figured when we got him,

mine as well use him to become a new spokesperson. Damn. You love Pamela Anderson and can I tell you right now, Lynn's got like a little bit of a Pam Anderson thing. She's like from a small town. If we were at a fucking football game and she was put on the big screen in the 90s, this is how her career like that starts. All right, second. What's that? Did you learn? Okay. Did you learn what's to know about your bush situation? Okay, DJ Loon wants to know about your bush situation. I don't have one, but I can grow one for you big day.

Oh, thank you. Damn, you could tell she listens to the show. She immediately called out the play. She goes, I know exactly what you're doing. And I know you're working on your winking jokes. I've been working on my winking jokes. Good Lord. Lord is right. Yeah, you don't have, you know what?

You don't have to say more than one word at a time You look like that can I say something fine. I bet Lynn talk like a hostage Is your husband is he a hunk? Wow, okay, he's twenty-one times dead, but I just mean like you know those Texas guys just know you didn't fill that Yeah, he's not he hasn't grown fully In my mind oh he's a he's a he's her favorite person and because in my mind he's like one of those guys that all those city women cream for where he's just like shirtless with work gloves on hammering a spike. No, he's sort of fat. Is he sort of fat?

No. Damn. Is he in shape? Kind of. He builds the full time and he's in the light-trishing. Yeah, dude, that's a man. It's a man. That's a guy that's 20 years younger than me

that I would call sir. Oh, absolutely. Well, I go like, hey, sir, excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir. I make take it. He really builds up. I do a side head cock when I shake hands because his hands are so rough I'm like what do you did you work with your hands for a living or see you can build something mixing what does he make Lynn give us some He's made right now. He's be modeling my house

21 Jacob to baby Jacob is this guy you're here. Oh guys got it all Jacob to babies Jacob is this guy your hero guys got it all Jacob is like I knew he's the process build something Yeah, you know how and then he's just put and he's just putting babies in a and a gorgeous girl that loves our radio show damn Damn because a something Lynn full disclosure. We talk a little bit on the on Thursday's pre-record On the last days when we talk about we look at the pictures for the first time. And honestly, I can't believe this. We are completely wrong.

And then in between shows, I went outside and saw our actual Instagram profile. Yeah. And Instagram, let's no secrets be told. It's just right as the way it says, Lin's followed by DJ Lou, me, and Jacob and one more. And somebody tells me that one more is gonna be Black Lou. Yeah! That's so fucking funny. We didn't follow you, but she would definitely

die out with you for sure. Was the follow recent? Black Lou? Oh yeah, the follow reset? Black love oh Okay, yeah, to make sure she was gonna come on and then John was a half hour ago. That's hilarious This is the one What's that? Y'all made my week. Oh Did you when you see that because you listen to the radio show? It's so does your husband when you look at your phone and all of a sudden the full crew is following you almost all everybody you almost collected them all you know me

and Christine you know the full collection and then you're like did you look at your phone like what the fuck yeah I had to refresh a bunch of times I couldn't believe it what if he comes home from work and takes all this work loads of put it on he goes so I guess you're gonna be growing that bush at for big J. Oh wow it's just talking she lay down some rebar at the Richardson place. They're probably gonna have that trough they need in their horses can drink water. I love that Jay took his gloves off. It's work gloves only. Also, get you gonna be growing a bush.

They got a horse name, he's like Buttercup's crowning. I just got that. They got a horse name. He's like buttercups crowning I gotta go get that thing out of there. James gloves with dirty You gotta slap him down He's got a days where the work on Her to talk to them city boys about your bush You got quite the Instagram. They know how long it's gonna take to grow that bush Well, they've been together since they were children

He probably hasn't seen the bush in a while. He'd be probably excited to have it back He saw the friend when he saw the first bush. I know the virgin olive oil for pubes. Yeah, he was there when the first snowfall First cut you fill out Oh my god There was uncomfortable She got to watch him get his adult ass also Yes, little boy, but now he's got his adult ass Both kids they grew up because they're from Texas. She goes you waddle different My my lie how you filled out

It's live radio you say things that maybe you should I gotta tell you you might be a commercial I'm trying to move on I I think I'm going to be holding on a list. It's been a pleasure watching you fill out. I'm not looking as an adult. I'm saying as a 13. Lynn, did your husband think it's been a pleasure watching you fill out? I'm just looking at it as a 13.

I better just show you. Oh, yeah, you're not making any better. Oh, dude. I'm saying if I was 13, I'd have a raging boner right now. I guess my, my my my my how you feel As I live and breathe is that Lynn you have filled out something Wacky the fruits of time I said sometimes live radio

Now you're Sometimes a year and for a dumb button, but oh, and when you guys grew up together knowing each other since your 13 Did you date other guys in high school? He's like your boobs are getting bigger So you've been Yeah, I bet I bet dude you're a fit fucking fifth grade girl tits guys are just like what are you doing? I'll tell you what if you start rapping you got a career. That's a bad baby track Yeah, those tits were probably a burden when in fifth grade, but you're You've been with your husband since you were 13 like you've been a couple. Yeah, wow Damn crazy, so you've never been with anybody

You got married when you turned 18. Yeah. Oh, that's like, you guys are like a country song. Blint, do you know you have a body that would cause a problem for a lot of people? You know you have a body that would make a CEO of a very powerful company to jump off a girlfriend? Just follow his knees, there you are.

Are you aware of that? Are you aware of your company? You're probably making millions of dollars. It's just absolutely rail-roading older rich men. Pretty sure it's great living in the bum-fuck town you live in here, but how do you feel about high rise and caviar dreams? Oh my god, dude. Yeah, I mean, so you and your husband have been together since you were 13, got married

when you were 18. You had your first baby shortly after then? Oh, yes. Or no, I'm sorry, beat the question. Oh, you guys got married when you're 18 and then then you had your first baby? No, I had the first kid while I was 16. Okay. All right, and then you had your ass dead. All right. Just doing the math here. Wait the four-year-old? Yes, so wait, you're 20 or 22? yes so wait you're twenty or twenty two on twenty two i was sixteen or seventeen when i was pregnant with him i got you can ask what nationality or

uh... so white uh... white but like uh... i kind of i'm kind of excited for that drop uh... i'm white what the fuck kind of question is that damn bobby i'm trying to deflect from my I'm trying to deflect from my I believe you said that are you trying to

why did you even ask that I have that video of Ari yeah do that cross if you want this war we're all I think I speak for Jacob when I say hmm hmm hmm I think I speak for Jacob when I say Lim how you have filled out no, she looks exotic. She looks like she has something in her other than white like maybe

Italian or Spanish or maybe your grandparents were related Is this just a happy accident? German white you what German white? German white. I mean that's white. German white. I mean, that's white. That's white. You really are Hitler's dream. Except he was trying to weed at the purple hair people. That was a wink joke.

I'm gonna work on my wink jokes. What is your husband, if my man is? Pretty white too. She doesn't even know if he has a big dick because it's just the dick. Yeah, it's just a dick. You know Spanish though. Oh, there we go.

You know Spanish. Damn, he can build shit and he's bilingual. Well, this is for the- And you're gonna work in construction. You're gonna have to learn Spanish. Yeah, he's not getting that house remodeled in all English if you know it. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I, Caramba, those guys are gonna build the deck in the hot sun. Let's just say that drywall and going up in unglazed Mm-me-da-me-da I gotta say you're an advertisement Lynn for have your kids in your teen years because it looks like to have done no damage to your body whatsoever Congrats Natural childbirth if you don't mind me asking Yes snapped all back, huh?

Wow wow wow You what I like this couple yeah, it's a good story. Yeah, she said he's just her favorite person I'm like to hear that it's actually much more sweet than I thought what's that DJ Lou DJ Lou wants to know if you can squirt What's that DJ Lou DJ Lou wants to know if you can squirt right all right I get it cam stider on Twitter said Jacob that was Hey cam go fuck your So he's watching

Yeah, no fuck yourself bro I'll get mad a cam dude I'll get mad whoever I want to get mad at Farger How many years ago would you say that you still doubt lens? You said she answered the question, Jay. That's right. Well, fifth grade she got boobs. I'm asking questions for the show. How, Lynn, how small of a town did you grow up in?

Wow, wait a make or avoid loose squirt question. Good for you. Um, I don't know. Pretty fucking small. Damn, a real tiny town, huh, in Texas. And then you guys just met each other. 13 got married. Head kids is dancing legal.

Is Dan is dancing with blacks legal. Absolutely. God damn, that's crazy. And so you're just in this small town. And how did you start listening to our show? I have a lot of free time. Just so you know, if you leave your family behind, you could probably do anything.

What the fuck? I don't know if you ever want to go to Perry. No, no, I'm not telling her to do it. I'm just saying, if she was just up and just tomorrow, just turn away from all of it and just go. She'll find her way. Dude, if she showed up and just stand on us, lead you to the skanks night with you with just a bag and she goes, I did it.

And you go, she goes, excuse me, who are you? She goes, it's me. It's me. I did it. And I go, wow, you have really filled out since those pictures I saw. I mean, a billionaire would give her a life with tomorrow. No, that's what I'm saying. She could just marry an athlete for sure.

Yeah, this guy must be great. She goes, well, my first two kids live in Texas with their first father and then I live in Los Angeles with my Lakers husband. Damn, we live on a cloud. She's right, she's so much we live on a cloud. I got dropped the kids off to my bitch ex-wife and Lamar Odom.

I don't know what happened. I don't know. Jalen Hertz got a whiff. Oh, you should fuck Jalen Hertz, Lynn, and then see if you can hook me up. Damn, that's crazy though, just to, you know, because you don't think that exists anymore now that you're not. You're like, all hot girls get abducted into fucking LA or New York. They all go to LA or New York.

Small town, Texas. Small town, Texas, this guy was like, I think, I think I found the hottest girl that this town's ever gonna produce. Lynn, how do you feel about being the Bonfire Spokes model? I would love to. Okay, I'm gonna need you to fill out this NDA

that says we're allowed to touch you. Oh. Ha. Ha. We're allowed to touch you inappropriately, but nothing too crazy. No, we're going to have to figure out what the responsibilities of spokesperson model for the show are. Jacob, do you have any thoughts?

And don't be a creep. Like modeling maybe some of our merch to get maybe some of our merch posts up. We don't ever push our merch. I think that's actually a smart idea because nobody has ever modeled it we never push our merch I kind of want to talk to her husband make some bonfire panties yeah no me too I want to find out this this guy's just like I wonder if he's I don't want to

whatever it's use my wife I don't want to ever or if he's like dude right I'm just worried about breaking my microphone from trying to high five his voice so I'm gonna keep putting my head yeah I go damn dude you my dad you fucked her out you my dad dude you fucking rule it can I be your third kid yeah dude I'll join it just so you know if I'm your baby though

Lynn I'm tracking from the tap I don't like formula damn there are other guys that come into town, you know, like territory wrestling, they're coming to town and they're like, who's that? Like, what do you do for living? Sometimes I clean houses, but it's not really a job. I mean, if you showed up to clean a house and you're like, I'll give you a shout out to clean my house. I like, I'll leave that. I'm not gonna have to. This is a problem This is a set up. I think it's a set up immediately. What's her name again? Lynn Lynn I'll give you $7,000 in my house. Honestly we can start a cleaning business within New York where we can make fucking millions of dollars.

When you have to do nothing other than clean and like Lynn it doesn't have to be super revealing. are you familiar with the sailor moon franchise? Lynn I'm gonna have my cleaning land a clean house before you clean it I'm gonna give you 7,000 to come a clean it, but I just want you to wear the outfit You are in right. I like what is it the red little top with the skirt? Yeah, it's like a black yeah blackish maybe a crappy top. Yeah Dude, that's wild. Oh, just like hey, I'm here to clean your house Yeah, it's a how many if you show up and it's a couple the wife's gonna be like oh hell no Close the fucking door Harold. I'll clean the goddamn house. I'll get the vacuum you piece of shit

Okay, point made I'll clean more your piece of shit. Okay, point made. I'll clean more. This is there. This is there. Like, little Daisy-Doo. She's like, I can't, I heard you got some sticky floor. I heard things were really dirty. Yeah. You guys wanted me to get you to do. Yeah, so you are, you know, it's like crazy. It's all the water splashes up on them or tits.

Nothing makes me happier with cleaning off dirty thing Damey clean houses and what was the other thing sometimes? That's it this clean houses How much does it cost really to have you clean house? What's your what you're working charge? What Can an hour? What that's a steal I'll give you if you live in this one stoplight town How are you not have a every room clean constantly every day? Yeah, I go you got to show up every day and clean this house

Give me five hours a day. That's cheaper than heroin. That's heroin habit You're 50 I just whack off I just go look at her clean a little bit and then whack off in a bathroom As any of the husbands from the house that you clean Hit on you. Yes, and no usually it's only old women at clean houses for and they're usually single They hit on you get old spinsers that sort of suck your mind my my give me some of your tight skin and you won't have to do the bathroom I wouldn't mind having a little snack on that. Oh, honey live it up because stuff drops before you Lynn if you could tell us what's there's a half still a bit of she was taking care of if she was cleaning my grandma's house and Katie and I walked in there Katie but what is this she was going wash? Let's go ask about the way Katie be like what no no no

Let's go to the rental car. What is that? What is this? She was going to watch. Let's go ask her. Can't you be like, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's go to the rental car. What is that? What is that bullshit? And that's always the guy I was getting nailed in that situation. Like, they said she came highly recommended to the best cleaner. You're focusing the wrong shit. She knows Jin Rummy. She keeps my meme all company.

Oh, what do you want from me? What do you want from me? You're pushing. I was wearing for the job. I was wearing for the job. You're pushing. Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! I'm stuck in my pussy. Um, Lynn, would you mind, there's has to have been in your life. Tell us like a drama that has happened around you before. There's has to be a guy who was obsessed with you that you're Super masculine husband had to deal with. Yeah, did you put a boy in the asylum because you weren't crazy Love crazy as they call it your small talent. Like there's someone who was a Teacher perhaps great call No, my step-dad stepdad tried to fight me though. Try to fight you?

Why for being too hot? You have all the thoughts that creep in my head? Why'd you suck all the hot out of your mother? No, I got to fuck that carcass while you're running around here in your panties. I got you and then the, I got you walking around in those little boy shorts and I got the husk of a mother upstairs. Your tired ass mom. Why did each one of you stepdad try to fight you? I got you walking around in those little boy shorts and I got the husk of a mother of Tired ass mom. Why did each one of you step down try to fight you? Oh, I don't know he was on meth. Oh, shit. There it is. Okay. We'll do it. Yeah, damn

Have you ever have you ever tried drugs? I smoke pot, but that's it good for you good good for kids. There you go. Got two little angels in a loving Habbing to motherhood you have a story more. This is true Americana a beautiful story little Jack and I she said listen People that make either that long you'd be surprised another young but her saying it's my favorite person He's my favorite person in the world. That's a sweet thing to say. I believe her. Yeah. But you don't squirt though. Jesus. I don't think though. Yeah.

I don't know. DJ Lou, she doesn't think so. Thank me for asking for you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn, you're such a creepy Uncle Lou.

Christine, you're right. He is a creep. I'm sorry. I didn't know the hug. Christine Couldn't have pointed out today more that my beard has so much gray in it happy Valentine's day to me Look at you old man went such a so much gray in there And I'll bet he treats you like a queen. Am I right? Oh? Definitely Jacob love here's the thing Jacob loves love. It is Valentine's Day and you do every day every day

Every day he is terrified of someone else in the world finding out about her. This right now is his nightmare happening. You're putting this on a national platform? I'm not, we're not gonna give it, Lynn. You're a social media because you're gonna get an offer you can't refuse from somebody. Yeah, you're gonna be able to put both your kids

through college. And we very very all jokes aside We very much respect and love your husband. He sounds like a lovely guy. I think this is incredible He guys met at 13 and the fact that you have two kids. It's beautiful. I love a small town Texas love store And if you send the video where you're just trying to squirt is acceptable. I think Lou my correct I would love to see your husband framing a door. How about something nice? You know, so we could probably yeah if your husband could walk me through the process of I don't know fixing anything in my house Can you can you give us dad lessons in the meantime where he goes? Hey boys?

It's lens husband and I'd like to show you guys. Yeah, hey lens husband wear spark plugs and where do they go? What do they do when they're there? Why are taxes? Christine stuff going through the whole space. Yeah, I mean, she's amazing. And it's like one of those things where a limousine would drive by her and then stop back up and then the window'd go down. Yeah, she could scam a lot of people on Facebook

out of some money. Are you fucking kidding me? What's the... As a guy I've ever offered you to buy you a plane? Jesus Christ. A plane? No. Yeah, it's a small town. I mean, a tractor. It started the John Deere tractor. How about a ticket? Do you want a plane ticket? Have you ever been on a plane? How about order a la carte from Venice?

I feel like you'd cause trouble in an airport. Have you ever been on a plane? I've only been on a plane one time when I was a kid. I could take you away from all this So easily. Have you ever been to Sarasota, Florida? Can I ask you something? Have you ever had S-Cargo? What's the biggest city you're here with in this small town? You don't even have to take it to Paris. You can just take it to Vegas and you flip out like the Paris Hotel in Vegas. You're You see something nuts. Welcome to Buffalo That's right there general Mills. That's what I make cereal. Yeah, yeah, this Detroit. This will use to make four you say this is

Italian food. Yeah. Oh, this is just pastel with red sauce. This is because they do call it a red sauce Good lord. Yeah, she's making her own and Christine Yeah, good lord. Christine is that her? Christine, you're right though. Stop drooling. Her husband right now is like fuck, fuck, fuck, he's driving home. Is there a truck? Don't worry dude.

He's going to the smell down like, he's gonna turn off the radio. Don't worry dude, we're not put out of things. She's a spokesperson model, but we're not putting out our socials. Yeah. She's a, that picture right there is problematic for me. I don't know why, I like it so much. I'm not even a big tits guy,

where it matters that much, but those nips poking through, oh Lynn, I forgot you're still here. I just keep going. Lay that picture, you're nips poking through that shirt, world class. You got the Pete Davidson tongue out. I like the whole thing that's happening.

Dude, by the way, by the way, that's the inevitable horror story for her husband is that Pete through us finds out about it. And he goes, why are you guys keeping? Yeah. Hey, Lynn, you want to catch? Pete, we can't tell you that. He goes, I want to know where she is.

Yeah. Hey, Lynn, you want to find a fast way to him being your favorite person is not going to mad anymore? Pete Davidson swims in your life. Dude, we can't, we can't. Dan, you put it out there. Now it's going to happen. We can't. You want to kiss the dick of the dick that kissed Kim Kardashian? We do know. I would never

put that out there. I said Lord cannot know about her. It's too late. No, we will hide her. He'll have her. Now, at all costs, everyone. No protector. You protect Lin and her relationship from Pete Davidson. We will not let him go. We have to put her witness protection program. It goes high solder. You know what I was doing on Valentine's Day? I was listening to the bomb fire. I was thinking about going outside Houston. Uh-huh, maybe.

For what? He goes out of all the small towns. Maybe I just, you know, find a small town girl, so I want a cowboy hat of salt. There you go. Lynn, please promise us you won't be with Pete Davidson ever Hello, sorry, Jacob Sorry, you can't make the the promise earth I Can't promise I won't ever oh

We've already lost Your Because you said it oh no Fuck Mary kill Jacob and the lose Oh no! You brought it up. Oh no! Fuck Mary kill Jacob and the lose. Mary Jacob.

Let's take that, thanks. I don't know. Come on. I hear you're saying tech, as you don't want to answer. I hear you saying, saying it without saying it. You're Mary Jacob and then she goes, I thought I was gonna hit for this episode And then I thought I got out of it and I think I might be right back in it. That's funny

She goes I don't put me in that this Bobby the gun goes back up There it is before you know it. Oh, no dude. No, she might fuck Pete Davidson She goes oh, I've never been a New York Nicarbockers game What a wearable. It's pretty cool. This is my front bun stoward and that's my ex girlfriend. That's my daughter I don't want anybody that I died of, but I don't know we just fucked a few toss, but she got like it And that she looked like one of the things from palace from the crib, so I stopped buying her Damn, you know, like she can never say never she's married to the part her favorite person in the world God he's gonna and still she's like it might not work out one day. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. I was thinking swoop in but Jay

But Dawn said that to me. I mean it's a bit of a pee day with us. I Can't say never Bob. Yeah, I can't say never Bobby comes he comes around here looking. I know if I see I may let Pete dusted off a little bit Fucking baggy eyes, and I love those lips when I run into Pete with Katie and he kisses her hand and he goes last on me Already got my stink on her she goes you know it's kind of I'm excited to meet my new dog Marl I go fuck it. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. But if Lynn's husband has any musical aspirations and then Pete steals her,

he'll write the greatest country album of all time. Oh my God. And it'll be one of those ones that you listen to and just sob, but it's also beautiful. Yeah, it's about God. Yeah, it's about losing love, losing pure love. Losing of a finding God. Oh, but finding yourself.

And then finding love again. And then a rage track aimed at me. Lynn, what you're denying yourself, I let you know, in being tied down, which I think is good. I love it. I love it. But what you are denying.

What you're denying yourself is seeing a 50 year old man react to you like you're also fit, like you're not a 22 year old child essentially. Do you know what I mean? Like making a 50 something year old sad still, we're like calling her too much. He's like, he's blowing up my phone. He's in a business meeting, but he's also like texting

or he's like, I'll kill myself if you wanna answer. You're saying it's five hours later here in London and I'm serious, if you don't answer me, I'll fuck you. Are you talking to Eric again? Listen, I know he's the father of your children and I think that's pretty cool. But I got you all to have Balenciaga and that role choice You are missing out on seeing someone you think is a respectable adult like a child for you Yeah, you can have Bezos being like what do you want me to do? You want to go to the moon?

Yeah, she's like I don't know. I don't understand the movies you watch. Oh watch simple movies. I swear to God I'm gonna be blonde too. I think it's great It's because I miss my favorite person and he goes I'm gonna kill myself You just not a step further. It's of killing yourself. I'll kill myself. I'm a shut down Amazon for you I think Jeff Bezos just they're gonna kill himself. I don't answer his call, but fuck that. I'm hanging with the girls Oh, god, he's Lynn Yeah that i'm hanging with the girls oh my god Jason Lynn yeah she's

horrible she's adorable Lynn out of j dan and me what are you doing this? fuck marikiel

why would you choose this? cuz i know where i am i do you do know you know i'm about to get hurt on valentine's day choice you're not gonna get hurt my girlfriend got me nothing no okay go ahead um this is a really difficult one about to get hurt on Valentine's Day. Girlfriend got me nothing. No. Okay. Go ahead.

This is a really difficult one. Don't take any offense. I will, though, if it's the worst. It'll run. Mary D. J. Lou. Wait, is he in the options? No. No.

Yes. But that felt good. That was Ms. Bobby, me, and Dan. Yay. And kill Dan, but only kill Dan because he's already engaged. Joe is busy me and Dan. Yay. And kill Dan, but only kill Dan because he's already engaged. Thank you. What are you doing? Can I tell you something, Ellen?

You're a sweet young lady. And my fiance Katie would love that answer. Just so you know whoever they say they're going to kill is the person actually. No, they said kill me. Yeah, something like that. They say they want to kill is actually one thing. No.

What was the other answers? I only heard kill Dan. Vanilla Dan appreciates that. What's the other answer? Fuck, she was gonna marry you or Jay. Yeah, but we didn't hear. Who you gonna marry? You didn't even care, now that you're dead,

you don't even give a shit. Yeah, you didn't even care. I'm dead, I don't give a shit. I'm with my one true love. Who you gonna, who you gonna fucking, who you gonna marry? I'll marry you and fuck Jay. Nice, King Christine hang.

It's fine. By the way, it's totally cool if you say no. Jake's in the dark, Christine. Jay got a kind of, she's young. She's uncomfortable with this kind of stuff. She's new to this kind of stuff. You know, I'm a taxi when you call the Uber. She doesn't even know if she gets squirted yet.

She never be, he's been out of blame for his kid. She's a kid. She's taking off his frugger out. I have a tiny house you can stay in the hamper. I don't know if you can keep those cans in a tiny house, buddy. You have to build a tit wing. I'm excited. I have to get a tit shed.

I'm excited for Bobby to come home and the light to turn on and don't go. Do you think I don't fucking listen to the bar? Yeah, she goes, she goes, ha ha. Really funny. Ah, the small house. She's been bringing a little fucking new wife. She just kicks me. She kicks me right in the cut like Jacob. I didn't like those apples The idea of you just buying a second tiny house to keep your side girl. Yeah, she goes. That's pretty nice though

I like it. She's so sweet. Oh my kids will visit Hey, Linda. You like my new house that I bought you? Yeah Hey, Lindy, like my new house that I bought you? Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I had two small children and y'all are asking me retarded questions. Yeah, Lynn Break everyone's heart here too. Do you work out a ton or do you just naturally have porn body? Oh I don't work out at all. Oh my god. I just got a doctor to surgically remove most of my stomach Oh my god, fuck. I just got a doctor to surgically remove most of my stomach. Look here. Fucking god sucks.

Are you kidding me? I got mashed potato middle. They don't wear a sweatshirt so people can't find me. I'll be sucking my teeth at Christine all night tonight. Yeah. I fucking work out so hard all the time. You look great. No, not like that.

Not like this. I didn't say that. I never, never 22. Never in my life I had the honor of looking like She's 20 your husband becomes my hero minute by minute minute by minute I wonder if the if the boyfriend like husband husband I'm so sorry I want if the husband is like on constant alert or if or here's a thing if it's beyond

J. Hatchie is for him and completely this point where he's like Like he could get to a point where he's like, I can't deal with that. I think he's like Will Farrow in that oh And fucking the other guys the other guys. Yeah, oh my god. You'll lady ball and chain and my baller goes you may Are you seeing what are you seeing him? All right, good night. He's all nice to her. I mean, do you guys have couple friends because I bet those girls hate you?

Oh, yeah, but I think they're my best friends. They're girls, where the girls are already your best friends and that's why they're couples. Or like his buddies buddies girlfriends must really side eye you i think they like me but now that you say that i don't know you graduate in class with seven people now but they also could just be like she's just like known for that you know

do this girl shows up at a bikini to do to somebody else's pool dude the the the girlfriends are pissed there's there's one of these things with that goes oh well it's crazy just You just take some mayonnaise. You make sense of fucking what the fuck is Because the secret is low heat long tie-yay Oh man, that's just right there. You take macaroni little mayonnaise. That is a what the fuck Say it on fuck you see raisins add a little sweetness to the Taylor South so when you mix it up you get the holy shit hey how you got him

ah fucking die holy Mary mother of god I gotta go I gotta go put mustard on the balls Jacob I can't tell what you're mouthing what's the what's her actual boob size? For Jacob Lynn if you wouldn't mind C 38 never heard like that. It's a combination. That's amazing. I voice a 38 C 38 C You don't have to apologize for anything Just breaking powerful then just all these guys this is just titans of industry being like, what do you want? What do you fucking want?

Oh fucking, you know what I'll do? Look at that. Look at a Central American dictator over throw, and we can live there. We can live there safely. We do want that. How do you want that? 38 C, how tall are you?

Five four. I just went to order the right cage. I want to order the right cage. I want to order the right kid. I want to work. I want to order the right I want to order the right cage The right cage and not too much. I mean you don't want to shit in it I don't need a shit where you don't We got to take our last break dude. I Want to go?

You're so easy to talk to? I'm just looking at the nitpick. I don't want to hang up. We're all screwed. What is your husband doing for you on Valentine's Day? For Valentine's Day. Oh, I don't know. He's not here yet. What'd you do for him? Oh, I got him some work socks.

There's thus to be sweat resistant. It's pretty cool. I love her so much. I thought it was gonna be five minute, like a perfect blowjob ever, but just works. Work socks that don't sweat. So the practical that he can use immediately, that's probably gonna make his day better tomorrow.

He's so thoughtful. God damn it, I want to move there. Do you guys have cute nicknames for each other I call him noli polly. Oh That's a great name. What does he call you? Oh my god, how did this holy shit tits? He goes don't go don't go outside the city limits. I mean every day man every time you go to dinner you be like can you Just put something on for you goes to bed every night He goes to your he'd be like can you just put something on for you goes to bed every night he goes to your god please make the internet stop working

hey it's me Nully Poli I think I listen to you please internet stop working please please please I just wish you a star here for please Please just reach your start here. Please This trouble coming and I think his name is Pete Davidson Trouble the name of Pete Davis He goes, oh that's for the chill all you like because he put stuff off. That's a you have a bundle of spice Because do you know princess to a lot? Do you want to meet him? We just gift.

It's the sweetest story in the world. Hold on to what you have, Lynn. I don't know, Lynn. I don't want to ever give, I want you to be our spokesperson. But you don't want to give me a door. I don't want it your socials to come out. I honestly want it to be our spokesperson. Jay, I think by the end of-

I don't, I want this to be- Jay, by the end of this conversation. I make this not doing a bunch of nude stuff. I'm telling you right now this is gonna I bring it up a lot this is gonna have a white fang ending for she's gonna be like I love to be your spokesperson. Get out of here get out of here. It's beautiful and what you have is two precious. She would love to be a person. You know she's the best mom you can be in Texas. I don't think it's right What's your concern Jacob

I don't want to break it up Your terrifying to Pete Davidson coming out. Can I tell you right now? This is what's known as the time travelers dilemma because you don't want to affect the future of Being the bonfire spokesman. I think no he just wants to stop him from the great darkness so you're saying she's making an adult decision she wants to be the spokesmodel for true my father and you're telling her that she cannot you i'm looking out for the marriage it's jacob i can't have that title you wouldn't give that to me i'm i would if anyone could have it i would have a lot of

wow wow wow no no you know what i say for this If anyone could have it, I would have. Wow, wow. I'm saying no. No. You know what? I say, for this, Lynn, don't show Jacob the video of you trying to squirt. How do you feel now, Jacob? How do you feel now, Jacob? Now you're not even gonna see the video

of you trying to squirt for the video. That's what you wanted, right? That's what you wanted. I know her husband goes, hey, I just came off the ranch and there's a mighty dark storm coming. It's just a blaring suburban with music and he goes hey I heard a really hot cold those in the style. How about if we get confirmation Jacob that the husband wants her to be the spokesperson? No he doesn't. He's gonna catch it. I want to speak to the husband. Can we get in the call tomorrow? Yeah can

he call in tomorrow? What time does he get off work? He usually gets off around 5.30. 5.30 Texas time, which is, what are you on central time? She's 20. 30 times. What? 6.30 our time. I don't know why you think I would know that.

You look good. If you look at her titties, Dan. You're staying in a set. Stay in a set. What time is it there? What time is it there? Hold on. What time is it there right now? 542. All right, so he gets off at 630 our time so he can call at the end of the show tomorrow. Now we need to call him from the job that

I'm saying I mean if you're asking my opinion. I don't want to ruin things. I want them to be by speaking to him. No I don't want if what if he what if he thinks it's cool? No, I don't think he does, but I don't I don't think it's good for them. You said you gentlemen. I don't think it's good for them. You don't think modeling is good relationships. Hey, well, what fun radio. Wait a minute. Oh, Jacob, pull the breaks patat. I like him being I like him being more important than than radio. Oh my god. Why jesus. She should you would marry you? She's fucking me in Christine Also, she killed me you have so also by the way, I hate to tell you this Lynn But now Katie's coming after you in a kill bill and she's from Boston

She's gonna be fucking oh what big deal just because if she had her choice, me and Christina would be going to work on both of her holes together. So what? Jacob Pro up. Jacob, why don't you grow up? I'm excited. I'm excited to be here. She wants to be a Spunk Bass.

I think we should talk to your husband. So tomorrow's 630. Can he call? He gets off at 630? Yeah, 530, he's done. No, he gets off at 530 here, and he usually here around 6. Yeah, that's right, when we go off air.

We might have to have to call from the car does he have to have car phones down there do you have cell phones if you heard of that the car yeah i can get a call in on his way home yeah we know i'd be honest and do you think you'll be excited about this news or upset already texted him he sent me a thumbs up uh... thumbs up though

did he come up the message or send you the whole don't you say thumb up the message or send you a thumbs up emoji he thumbs up emoji okay that's better he's driving you think i think he's driving what do you think he's doing cheating on her no i think there could have been a i roll like a cool i know he's got a cheating on her it's with a guy, because he's gay. Yeah.

Which, what a life you could live if that was the truth. Damn. Stay not mad at him for living his life. How furious I'd be at him wasting this girl's life as a beard? Oh, that would be a furious. I told you about that years ago, and I did that show in Oklahoma, and we went out to dinner with this girl on our sister, and her sister was like, oh, here comes my husband,

and he was like, hey guys, what's going on? And I was like are you fucking serious dude? Are you serious? You just love Jesus so we don't um Lynn will have Black lose set it up with you Even though we think you were gonna kill him Pretty sure we're gonna kill him and I didn't want to yeah, you guys a fuck married Fuck married drag from a car Me black loo DJ

Hey new fun game drag from a beat of drag my pickup truck Mary kill fuck Mary Emmett till Fuck Mary separate schools Hit it funny if she's like actually I wanted I wanted all three black glue Probably so curious Lynn will look like we're working out with you to have him call tomorrow. We'll have you on three way Maybe we should have him I'm so Bye, bye Jacob's gonna lay in bed staring at the ceiling all all night I was not a creepy way like staring at a ceiling fan No, it's gonna be his arms behind his head going

What if we all wind up going down the individual and we run into each other run into each other We're gassing up I watch Jay drive by I go I watch Jay drive by and I go I'm just fake a death so can't he thought I went down to the podium Damn, I thought you died I was a little rude gig I come up with bleach blonde Scott Peters in there I got we got to get break we're running crazy guys We gotta go go rubber Kelly live dot com rubber Kelly live dot com. We'll be right back

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