The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bootlicking Bobby

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

Bob gets accused of being a yes-man for Joe Rogan and he has to problems with that. He would love to do manly activities with Joe like hunting and cold plunging. Jay on the other hand, just wants to be in the Rogan Sphere. | Both Jay and Bob are taking testosterone and peptides to get buff for the summer. | Jay wants to buy guns and Bob tries to convince him to invest in bricks of gold. | Bobby takes his family on vacation to Aruba for a week and has the time of his life. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. It's the bonfire with your man Big Jay Okerson who just arrived looking smooth. New glasses that I have to say, because I am a frame slut as well as a bag slut. I'm jealous. Jealous? Well, you went for a really Robert Kelly here. Robert Kelly, co-host of the Bonfire with Big Jay. Christine's walking in.

Oh, she's got a little fizzy hair. It's humid out. It's summertime, looking hot in both ways. What is with that frizzy hair? I like it. I like a little. Yeah, you know, it looks good. Let me run your fingers through a little bit.

What do you have? You have it up. You had it up. I would say it has volume. I like your volume. Is that a better way to say it? I said frizzy and in girl talk that's not good. Volume is good, right?

Your hair looks really shitty today. I think it looks beautiful. I think you look great. Thanks. Yeah, dude, your glasses. I've always wanted to do the, they call it frameless. Yeah, rimless. Rimless. I've always wanted to do the, they call it frameless. Rimless, rimless. I like a nice rimless.

But I've never had the balls to go rimless because of I need that, you know, I have no hair. Still, it'll look good. The rimless is, and Black Luke can back this up. Whenever someone hardcore in 90s hip hop wanted to turn up one day being a little more like thoughtful and smart still with all the hip-hop clothes They would just throw on a pair of rimless. Yeah rimless glasses and changed everything Eminem ghostface killer most notably those two you know the dads

Method man started doing it what? Intelligence it gives a hint of Intelligence that you I'm not saying you don't have I don't Well, you do you have you have intelligence in certain areas. I Mean they're rock Rock useless information you but for this it's fantastic for what you do for a living. It's fantastic I went to that gameday place. They used to term mitochondria three three times I don't know what they're talking about still I just nod. You shouldn't nod you should know it. I don't know what it means.

I just know I stopped taking one of the peptides because it burns. Oh you just stopped taking the uh. I took the other one last night. But uh yeah that blue one. Ooh Fah. That thing slaps. I wanna take the 157 or whatever it is. BP 157. I wanna take, I'm gonna take that. That's what I'm taking. Or the cerium, a cerium. I don't know what that is,

but then they gave me a thing called NAD, NAD plus, NAD, and they said that's the youth potion that all Hollywood's using. Here's the thing. they juiced me up And I'll tell you what a little bit of a head rush. Yeah felt good We're they gonna look fantastic by the end of the year or we're gonna be dead No, I want to look like I want to be a cat lady like Joan Rivers I want to have a little Kim face

I'm gonna have that bright white my skin's gonna be a totally different color on my face Yeah, I'm going in Friday. I had a fee. I didn't tell this, but I had to get off because my, uh, my hebeglobans, my glubanhebans were high. Dude, I've been feeling like you were a little bit more of a pussy than me this week.

That's crazy, dude. I seem to be reacting wonderfully to it. Look, man, that hurt my feelings. That doesn't make me feel good when you say that, by the way. No listen, they said sometimes lady boys will not be able to handle the tea. Well here's the thing, my hemoglobins will, I think 18 is the cutoff, I was 17.8.

Ooh, I don't even know what that means. I don't either, but she said you have to get off for two weeks. Is that mud blood? Mud blood. Yeah. She's given me two options, she goes, go have your blood, give blood. Oh God.

Somewhere or? That's a crazy thing to have to do. Yeah. You're supposed to give blood to be nice. Not because you have to empty your blood. Well, she said, go give blood or you have to get off it. So I got off of it because I didn't want to give, I was going to be in Aruba and that'd be weird.

Just going to give blood in some Arubian fucking place. So I go back Friday, get tested, I'm probably going to have to lower my dose, but then I'm going on the peptide. Nice. Serious, some other thing, I don't know what to, dude, I'm just letting them shoot shit in me. Dude, tell me about it.

Dude, I got so many needles in me in the past couple weeks. I don't care, I was always, you know, they tried to- Dude, tell me about it. Dude, I got so many needles in me in the past couple weeks. I don't care. I was always, you know, they tried to- Dude, juice me up, dude. They tried to get me on Ozempic five years ago. Yeah. And I was like, no, I'm not shooting myself up. Shoulda listened, dude.

I shoulda listened. I woulda been shredded. You'd be fucking yoked right now. But dude, we're gonna be fucking yoked this summer if we're both on T and peptides and 157 and monoglupins and glupenglappins. Mitochondria. Monochronia and seriodipiums.

Yeah. Dude, we're gonna be fucking shredded. We're probably gonna get pussy in the waiting room of giving blood constantly. Yeah. Ooh. The summer of bobbage, yolk bobbage. Ooh. Here's what happened that sucks. Man! The summer of Bob and Joke, Bob and J. Woo!

Here's what happened that sucks. For me, I was working out, I was on the tee, working out, I was feeling fantastic. I'm gonna tell you this right now, not a placebo. How long were you on it? I was on it for seven weeks. Oh, then yeah, you were definitely feeling something. Buddy, I was feeling it. I have a photo, then yeah, you were definitely feeling something from it. Buddy, I was feeling it.

I have a photo. I know you don't like the photos in the gym thing. That's wicked gay to you. I really love it. You gotta move now. Now you will. Yeah, yeah. I've been starting to come around to the idea of taking some jay shots. I knew you were gonna once you got that. On my life, you'll never see that one side of me. Buddy, you have an insane gym.

You're on the gloopin' gle pins and you're gonna get shredded and once you get shredded you're gonna you might not show us you might never tell us but I guarantee you're gonna go let me just take one selfie and you're gonna go you're gonna put on the old 10 so you can put it up and then walk away and then you're gonna go hoot you're gonna put your fist together knuckle index knuckle to index knuckle, and shred it up. And I tell ya, I did it. I have a photo.

I'll mark your words. And I, as you flexed your chest, did you see that? You just flexed your chest when you did that. Look at that, ooh, he's pumping his little. I'm not good at my left one. It's pretty good. But my right one I can crack. Buddy, I took a photo.

Step up. I looked fantastic, and then I had to get off the tee and I worked out in Aruba's. I did work out every day in Aruba. But dude I ate like shit. So it's like what I was like three weeks ago in that fucking state of let's go. Dude I was pressing 50 dumbbells.

Your testosterone's down now, now you have lady ideas. I just wanna cry. I just wanna cry and read books on the beach. I did read a book. I know. I did read a book. Yeah, the Art of War on the Beach.

Senju, what's his name? Sen, Sen Si? Sun Tzu. Dude, I'll show you this photo, dude. I was very proud of this fucking photo. Dude, Aruba was fucking, we talked about it a little bit yesterday. But got.

Monday, Monday. The other day, Monday? Because this is fucking Thursday. This is Thursday. Welcome to Thursday, happy weekend. I wasn't here yesterday, sorry. It's so hot today, I believe, somewhere. Buddy, dude, we were in Aruba.

Yeah. First of all, I got noticed. You know you get noticed on vacation? Dude, I got noticed. Working out. Every time I got noticed, it was me. Doing something cool. Dude, I was in the gym twice, got noticed.

Then I was at the pool and I had my rubber bands, the bonfire bands I call them, because we're the bon twice, got noticed. Then I was at the pool and I had my rubber bands, the bonfire bands I call them, because we're the bonfire boys on Saturday. I brought my bands and I said, Don, let's work out. So Don was like, all right, we worked out at the pool and I'm sitting there just doing my- Private pool? No, public pool.

What? What? I would have hated you if I was there. I know. Here's the thing, buddy. I know and you're right, but dude, all of a sudden- I would have left you if I was there. I know here's the thing buddy I know and you're right, but dude all of a sudden I would have left and let it be known somehow visually that I'm leaving cuz you're Bye I I agree with you. I understand what you're saying, but it's like fuck everybody

I was like I think the tea was still in me a little bit It was like day two and I'm at the pool with my bands, right? I have my little workout video on Guy walks up he goes. Hey dude Big bonfire fan Bob Kelly Proud of you, man. That's fucking great. You're working out now. This guy was shredded. This guy was fucking rocking So that was actually condescending no he was I mean I didn't think of it that way but yes I guess it is but you in the time you took it as a

compliment but it was very very condescending good for you if he was fat I would be like he was being nice I did have you said he was shredded lets me know he was fucking he was chomping you and also Bobby wait a minute DJ Lou is correct by the way if you train like Rocky 3 with all these people recognizing you and knowing you You're not really putting the work in dude and clubber lang is gonna fucking murder your manager Look out Matt Frost. This is Don Don's gonna be murdered. Matt Frost is gonna have a have that be on table I really should go Matt Frost I really should have took video of me and Dawn because Dawn had the bikini with the

little fat skirt underneath the tits. Oh Christ. You know the middle-aged woman fat skirt just goes down over the belly just a little bit. So me and her were doing the bands right by the pool. But I tell you what, don't put your head down. A lot of people came up to us like that's so you inspired us. Yeah They're being sarcastic. Who's a gay couple? Yeah, you're not understanding I don't think you are you're gonna reading people's energies when you're saying things, right?

I don't care buddy. Yo this guy said good try with my exercise. He didn't say try He said I know he's good on you, but here's the thing Jay good for you Thank you Jacob Jacob We start Jacob will be proud of me for working out at the pool at the pool in front of all the people Boom, I know you're doing it like you have like your Schwarzenegger at Venice Beach. Yeah. Yeah it was a Schwarzenegger chubby wife to chumps. Oh, you got cracker crumbs all over your shirt Dude, it was I think it was uh, it was around 630. Yeah, yeah good out there. That's the problem The problem I found out with the tea is that your estrogen can go up a little bit and that holds water

So you have to just way more water You have to drink way more model than you think just because your water your body will say Oh, I don't have enough water store this water to let me survive So you just got to keep drinking a lot of water so you I'm trying to figure it out but when I'm out there we're eating good not eating a lot but we're eating good shitty I would say every day breakfast a little lunch and dinner but what's a ruba bae isn't it beautiful seafood and shit yeah no dude it's got like I say there's two restaurants there's three restaurants you go to in Aruba.

There's Madame. Ground round, Sizzler. No, ground round, no, no Sizzler. Sizzler's gone by the way. Hooters. It's like a 1992 reference. Ponderosa. No Ponderosa.

Yeah but I feel like Aruba might have these things still. No, not anymore, they did have them. There's Bennigan's still in the Middle East. Nope, no Bennigan's. Okay. Madame Jeanette's, which is a Dutch thing. They have like chicken quarter and blue Fucking great and a hula hands. No hula hands, but they have madam Jeanette's there. It is right there outdoor restaurant

Music they have a guy who's amazing sings the guitar a bunch of goulash soup. So good, dude Madam, yeah, madam Jeanette's is like the restaurant you have to go to it's fucking awesome atmosphere is the shit The food is amazing is is Madame Jeanette also a madam. No, she's not around anymore. I don't think oh She wasn't about she died in a sting operation where they brought down her prostitution empire. I think they were just being polite I think her slaves were being polite. Oh Madame Madame. Yes. Oh, the Madame of the house. Yes, Madame of the house.

When she ruled. And you like to eat there. Love it. Because you can still feel the tears of the slaves. Of the servants, yes. Azar is probably one of my favorite restaurants and the best filet mignon I've ever had. You said you have to go to Madame Jeanette's.

Yes. And there's a thing called pimped up rolls. Yeah. That's a place you have to go to Madame Jeanette's. There's a thing called pimped up rolls. That's not the place you have to go in Aruba. Buddy, it's such a beautiful restaurant. You would love it. You would love Madame Jeanette. Oh, Madame Jeanette? Azar, you.

Oh no, I bet I would really like the food at Madame Jeanette's because that looks more like my wheelhouse of like, I understand this. But you have to drive like in the middle of nowhere. So you gotta go on the road, down a street, and it's like in a neighborhood and all of a sudden There's this parking lot you pull in and there's Madame Jeanette's now the other place is a czar Which is new and it's so fucking good

The the filet mignon is hands down the best filet I've ever had in my life. It's the size of a fucking cow Roasted feta. Yeah, my my mom. It's such a good You I mean you would love this place. I know but I've never been to Aruba. Here's the next place Lucas homemade pasta and My favorite pasta hands down number one championship pasta of the world Kasha Pepe, I can make homemade pasta in my house. Kasha Pepe. You cannot make I can you can't make kasha paper How do you make kacio e pepe? Oh, I don't know.

Christine, we have the equipment to do it. She just never, we've never turned it on, but it looks so nice on the counter. No, we don't have pasta attached. We got a beautiful air fryer that I think works. And we got a crock pot again, the big crock pot pressure cooker that when I get the tape off of that sumbitch,

I'm gonna open it and put something in there this place right Lucas dude it's so homemade pasta it looks like rice and mushrooms on the cover no that's that's their mushroom risotto they had cover photo dude you're being so negative no listen looks at me that go back to that risotto that that stuff there looks great the pizza no the you don't like you don't risotto, I don't care for it buddy risotto is probably one of the greatest Italian dishes of all time It's very starchy yeah, dude, that's up your alley now. You're a starchy guy I do like some starches, but rice isn't my starch. That's the way you like your collars. Mushed rice is not my starch. Nothing on the old collar starch joke?

All right, well, there you go. Your headphones on? Check your headphones. That was just an old man reference. Put a little starch on your shirt. Oh, the Dick Van Dyke reference. Little starchie. Was your family working haberdashery?

Mushed rice has never been my deal. It's not mushed. it's cheese, cheese rice. It's very cheesy. A lot of cheese in risotto. The reason why it's all creamy is because of the cheese. Love it. Risotto is the best. I love risotto.

This place is fucking awesome. And then we went to the local place. There's a place called Zirova. It's way out in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the island. You have to drive way out nowhere, down these streets, and you find it. It's a local joint. You go, you walk up.

Do you keep taking Dawn deep into the cities to see if she can find, you can find your urine VanderSloot to kill her? No, no, I don't want Dawn. Dude, I love Dawn. You want her killed, Naruba? I do not want Dawn. Why do you keep taking her so deep into these freaky towns?

Hey, babe, no, I know the resort's the only safe place, but let's really, let's get into the heart of these things. I want to eat while guys are doing machete stuff outside. Buddy, while you're eating at this restaurant, the fishing boats are pulling up, taking the fish off, cutting them, cleaning them right there. Those guys are all rapists. And then you order your fish from them, fry it. Whatever fish they caught, barracuda, whatever.

Copaccio looks really good. I think it's called Z-Rover is the place we went to. It's my favorite local place. It's mostly locals. And you? And people who know. A lot of people don't know. We're not a body. And you and people who know a lot of a lot of people don't know

and then you you french fries plantains and Fresh fish right off the boat. There it is right there. It is fucking the best Right on the water. They bring the fit. Look at that place. You'd love do you like fish? Yeah, you like fried fish Yeah, dude, you would look at that. How great does that look? Looks like a little chicken. Yeah, dude That's fish man. They they catch it. What kind of fish is that? Um, I don't know. That's probably a dog paw No, it's uh, I don't know they ditch Barak who whatever they catch that day who owns Aruba us What do you mean? Who owns? Dutch. The Dutch.

Dutch. That's why it's awesome, too. And there's such a low percent of crime rate that you can go anywhere and not really be fucked with. As you keep telling Don. I know, it's a fact. The first time we went there, we went to... Dude, Don got her head cut off by a guy with a machete on a motorcycle.

The first time we went there, there was a guy, there was a dance club, and it was all, like, locals, and I was like, hey, is it dangerous? He goes, no. The cop was like, there's no crime here. You can go anywhere. Nothing happens. And then me and Dawn went dancing. The only, one of the only times... Natalie Holloway...

One fucking white chick... ...was murdered. It shocked the nation. Dude, one white chick out of 60 years died. Do you think someone killing Dawn wouldn't be national news? No, because you'd have to have the husband be like, I have to find out who killed my wife. I would just take Max and- Move on.

No, move to Aruba. Oh, you'd stay there. I'd stay there, and I'd solve the crime myself over years of just vacationing. Oh, what a great idea, and it was you the whole time? Yeah. It's, dude, it was you the whole time? Yeah. It's, dude, it's so, it was the best vacation I've ever been on.

And here's the best part of it, because I've been, Max went there the first year he was born, and every year since. So to look over at my son and see him driving the car, like we rented the four-wheeler, and you go on the backside of the island, one side of the island is all hotels and beautiful beaches and no waves and just breezy, beautiful white sand beaches.

The other side is all desert and fucking crazy waves and cliffs and shit. What if you found out that every year since he was seven years old, he gets excited to go back because he's got a kid there he practices gay stuff with. Yorhan. Yeah, and that's why. His name will be Yorhan. Is that why every day he would have to leave

at 4.30, five o'clock to go to the room? To go gay off. To gay off. You were hoping he was masturbating, but he was masturbating. It was just with another guy's hand and mouth. Was it a guy or a kid his age? It's a big difference.

A kid his age. A kid his age is fine. They fell in love. I'm fine. Is he blonde Dutch or is he like age is fine. They fell in love. I'm fine. Is he blonde Dutch or is he like, you know, is he? He's blonde Dutch. No, this is like rather than there's blood dreams. He's not like local.

He's not a local. No, no, he's a local. As Dawn called him one time, we did a helicopter ride. She goes, is that where the natives live? Nice. And I was like, holy shit. I like that. What a racist hunk of Boston shit you are.

Oh my god. I wish Dawn went and went and said how to everybody. How? How? How to everybody. How, how, how, how. Buddy, we're in a helicopter flying over Aruba and she looks down and she sees the neighborhood. She goes, is that where the natives live? And I was just shaking my head like, you don't call them natives, you piece of shit.

She should have blow darted them from the helicopter. There's a place called, this is a sad thing that happened though, really, because we've been going there for 20 years. And I really, I would buy a place there in a second. I wanted to buy a place there before the tiny house. I was trying to get her to buy a rental property in Aruba. And if we had did that,

we'd be fucking rich right now, by the way. There's a place. Unless it was the apartment where the guy hid Natalie Holloway's body. There was no apartment. He buried her in the, he took her in a boat out to the ocean and dumped her body. Brilliant.

Yeah. God, the Dutch are brilliant. Really are. We used to go to this place, when we first got in, called Baby Beach. And the one side of the island was where the oil refinery was. And the one side of the island was where the refinery, the oil refinery was.

And back when that, when Aruba had the oil refinery going, that was the, St. Nicholas, I think it's called, is the popular part of the Aruba. The other place where all the hotels are now really wasn't that developed at all. The down at Baby Beach was where the town was, that's where the red light district was, that's where all the discos were and all the restaurants.

Is there currently a red light district? There is, it's still there, but that's when the oil, like dude, they have a theater down at Baby Beach where Frank Sinatra, Lucille Ball, they'd fly them in to play for the oil execs and all that stuff. Now when you say red light district, you mean prostitutes in windows? Yep. Really? Well, not in windows, they mean prostitutes in windows? Yep. Really?

Not in windows, they're prostitutes in bars. So it's a little different. You go to a bar and you can get prostitutes. It's not illegal. It's like, they call it tolerated. So it is illegal, but they just don't care. It's like weed, it's tolerated. It's not a big deal.

But that place, when the oil refinery died, the whole area died. That whole area died. And then all the tourism went up to the other side, where Eagle Beach is, where the waves really weren't, blah, blah, blah. So, Baby Beach, when we first started going, was nobody. It was like abandoned. There was a dive place.

Where the theater was, was all blown out. The downtown was dead and Baby Beach, it was all locals. Nobody went down to that. Because it's like 40 minutes away, it's that part of town, the tourists didn't really go to. Wax.

No, natives. Means how? Dude, look at this. Look at that. So this is Baby Beach. And if you look, it's like a pool. Yeah. And it's all, look how beautiful that is.

And we used to go there and nobody was there. It was just you and a few people that knew about it and the locals. Do you see that shaped like the xenomorph's head of the alien? Where? Oh yeah. You see?

That's weird, yeah. It's the head of the alien. So dude, that water is up, it only goes up to like your tits or your neck like my pool So you can watch right you can walk all the way up But when you see that little we have a baby beach in my house So see the look at that photo above see where it goes out and there's like a little the little walls out there Christine Bobby right there look at no they would give you vacations for life you came back here

and did a tourism video for him I know I want to talk I was two days you have been way we talked about for two seconds yesterday and then we went off on a tangent on some weird shit probably absolutely but buddy you the best snorkeling in the world is right there this is the sad part about it all the houses up there were abandoned and there was like locals living there Whatever you could have bought a house for like three hundred thousand dollars right at that baby beach now. We went back this year massive hotel up on the cliff

They're bringing back that whole part of town That whole that whole thing right now is packed with people everybody is going to baby beach now so it sucks it's just right now Ray Allen is screaming at his radio going shut up Bobby stop telling everybody this was his little place to go I assume he was running from sex crime accusations here and he started spending a lot of time in Aruba, where I think sex crimes are legal, as we all know, from Natalie Holloway.

It's not, no, it's not legal. As long as you don't go to Peru, that's where they're gonna get you for it. Sex crimes aren't legal. If you murder them, it's legal. But if you do them and not murder them and they stay alive... Oh, no, you can't let them be able to talk in court.

That's crazy. Look how beautiful that is, man. God damn it, I love that place. Well look, now you're back in, uh, New York city. I know. Makes me sad. Aruba Ray though, you'd fucking laugh. He is, his face is everywhere. Really? Go to, go to Eagle resort. think it is, Aruba Ray's.

He has billboards of himself everywhere. Aruba Ray. Really? Oh, dude. And it says Aruba Ray? It has his face and he has a microphone like a gun pointed at you. Oh, mother F. Yeah, there it is right there.

That's one of the big billboards right there. I mean, he's not fucking Aruba Ray's comedy live stand-up. Oh my god that picture makes me furious first of all That beard is color that picture is from 25 years ago. No, that's from last year. He just fucking puts medicine in it He just yeah, he has medicine dude. I mean he died the shit out of it. Oh, dude. His hair looks fucking Yeah, I mean it's like like a penny if you put light on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah copper Yeah, raise up the long hair still right. Mm-hmm. Well, he keeps a long hair cuz he has that bit about Thomas Jefferson It's not a reason. Well, not a good reason if you're working Aruba Oh man, like I've like I've, you have to do the ones that work.

When people get haircuts and then go, I know, I look like a whatever, it's like, well then change it. Yeah, you can't. Because it's never presented like, hey, I did this to look like a, they always go, huh, I know, you're looking at me thinking this looks like, blah, blah, blah,

and it's always just like, this is a completely chosen look you have. you've chosen look like Thomas Jefferson. Yeah I know I look like a Thomas Jefferson It's I by the way watched a YouTube video. It's in my history somewhere. It was a guy breaking down I guess Leslie Jones hosted the Daily Show Actually some of the stuff they had like the bits they her doing, like actually did kind of make me laugh, but it was just, I watched it from a video of a guy who's like definitely like a Trumper, anti-woke kind of guy.

And he was just like, his insulting the whole time, he's just like, who thinks this is funny at all? It's just loud shouting, screaming, and it's just, he hates her so much and so funny. Oh, yeah It's Leslie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, did you did you see the? Video of the guy made of soda just trashing Rogan and his club. Oh of soda Yeah, oh soda we were on the regs and we were talking

He was kind of trash and he says the Rogan's, I saw a video today, it says Dan Soder goes at, what was it, or takes down, it was something like that. It's obviously always, they make it sound much more vicious than it possibly was. We were talking about it on the regs, and Soder was like, ah, those bootlickers, Rogan's bootlickers, blah, blah, blah.

He was talking about the club and how they say it's the best hang and blah, blah, blah. And me and Joe were like, we love the hang. We love Alkmeek. I just bought a bow and arrow. We were just, you know, because we- Compound bow. I did, I bought two compound bows.

So we were doing that, but this guy edited the video together, like me and Joe were just kissing ass to Rogan. God forbid we were joking around, busting balls on a podcast, but Dan was like, nah man, he's like, Dan is the only one that says it like it is, and shit like that. Says it like it, by the way, I know Dan hates that because Dan's like, he doesn't want Rogan to be like,

thinking he's shitting all over over the club. No, he was just talking about, he had a bad hang one time. And I mean, I love the hang at the mothership because they give you the option of just being your room or opening it up to everybody. Well, that's a crazy option though. It's pretty cool.

To keep it just yours, it's pretty cool for you and then pretty weird for everyone else gonna be like, all right, I guess. Bobby Kelly doesn't wanna see anybody. Yeah, but dude, if you wanna just have your crew in there, if you have a bunch of people and you don't want, you know, but dude, if you wanna just have your crew in there, if you have a bunch of people, and you don't want, dude, when you invite everybody in, it's fucking, I don't smoke weed,

I don't do all this fucking weird shit. Sure. So there's some times where I'm like, I'll just be with the people on my show, let's just fucking hang out. And then people come in who know me, it's not like, but it's like that other room of all the open micers or whatever aren't coming in

and just filling the place. Sure. Which, you know, one time I was like, yeah, let everybody in, I don't give a shit. And there was another time I was like, just keep it closed for tonight, which is a cool option. You know? When you show up in a green room

and there's just fucking people you don't know. God, dude, you love Rogan so much. I mean, dude, let me just tell you about Rogan real quick. I'm going next week. Do you want me to give him a kiss in the face for you? I told Ari today, I go, hey, do me a favor. He's in there now. He goes, I gotta go meet Rogan.

I go, tell him I said hi. He goes, I'm not gonna do that. And I was like, why? Just go and say Bobby said. He goes, all right, let's act it out. I go, okay. He goes, you be me, I'll be Rogan. I'll be like, hey, Joe.

He's like, yeah, what's up? I was just talking to Bobby, what? Yeah, I was like, all right, Joe. He's like, yeah, what's up? Um, I was just talking to Bobby. What? Yeah, I was like, all right, you know, don't tell him I said it. Don't tell him I did it. What? Huh?

This clip that this guy did, it looks like it's Dan from, like, five different podcasts. Well, it's from the regs, because we were fucking with him on the regs about... And then on his show, I think it was on his show. And then on the show with Nick. But the title to it is Dan Soder calls out Rogan Yes-men, and it's so fucking stupid and me and Joe are

Dan Soder yes, men. I mean I've broken Rogan. Yes, man bootlickers. Oh bootlickers I'll fuck it looked at I like the blue the elk blood right off his boot I'm gonna go I'm gonna hug his leg and never let go next week. I just don't get it. It's like, look at me. Look at my face. That's such a perfect boot-licking face. What?

You were made to lick boot. Yeah. It's so stupid, man. Here's the thing. It's like, you don't like the club, or you had a bad experience at the club, so gives a fuck, you know what I mean? I like the club, like Patricia said, what's good for me is good. It's because we're not in the Rogan sphere, dude.

I went through this last week on the show. I'm gonna take one last ditch effort next week of trying to get in the Rogan sphere. I'm not officially letting by the end of that episode of Rogan, I'm just gonna be all Okrasphere. Are you going in to do the show? Yeah. With who?

Lewis. With what, Story Wars type thing? Yeah, I guess, I mean, but just really to, we're doing Story Wars in Austin. Is he on it? No. Did you ask him? We asked him last time.

And what'd he say? Not my thing. Not my thing? Yeah. Okay. Telling stories. Yep. That's fucking crazy. And what he say not my thing not my thing. Yeah, okay telling stories, yep It's not my thing hey, we do stand-up comedy show it's not my thing I think it is your thing mm-hmm Well, it is dude story wars is

Silly and fun and he doesn't seem like he's in the kill Tony silly Yeah, but he got I mean kill Tony you just kind of sit there and let other people do their thing and then you comment Right now Bobby. It's hard to hear you with his boot on your fucking tongue. So hard. Well, none of my tongue It's actually I'm on top of his boot. Oh, yeah, you're sitting on it. I'm licking the top of it Oh boot licker. I'm not a I thought you were accepting inside of you. No, dude I mean listen fact is you've never had elk meat, bro You don't know what fucking elk meat is you don't have to fresh off the elk You don't shoot a compound bow bro. You're right about all these things. I love Rogan

Did you get that Let me say that as a drop good say I Love Rogan love the club I love Rogan, love the club, love going there, and I'm so glad that he put that, he let that elevator come back down and pick us all back up. Throw a fuck soda in there. Fuck Dan Soda.

Yep. I love gay. You really would seem to like doing Rogan things with Rogan, whereas like Jay and Dan, not so much. It's my, I mean, dude, can I be honest with you? You and Louis could go Rogan out with Rogan. Louis wouldn't be able to do it. He wouldn't be able to do it, because he can Dan, not so much. I mean, dude, can I be honest with you? You and Louis could go Rogan out with Rogan. Louis wouldn't be able to do it.

He wouldn't be able to do it, because he can only do... No, he would want to and go try. They're like, I don't want to take a helicopter up to go shoot hippopotamuses from above. I would love to go on a hunt with Rogan. I want to see that. Like a hunt that you have to go out for a week

and maybe not come back with something. And live under, just not even a tent, like a tarp. Say you want to have sex with a guy without saying it, Bobby. I mean, geez, that's crazy. You just want to get a takeout hunting. You just want to get away with him for a week, away from everything, just the two of you.

I want to go hunt an animal and and field dress it and Get the me and bring it back and maybe cook some up for dinner. This is all double entendre, by the way Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, bro. Yeah, you guys just grilled a couple of sausages But I don't I don't know I got him you get him inside each other You can't make a sausage from on in the field Joe Rogan can yeah He doesn't make sausage. Yes. He does you cut the back strap off you take the intestinal lining and You punch the shit out of the meat and stuff it into a clean. There's still shit in it, dude You can't I've done research. He knows how to do this. I've done. Yes. No, he does not

He's you don't know that. He knows this buddy. I Just want to go Joe Rogan spent time out in the field with SEAL team, fucking four and seven, not six. Those guys are done, they did their job. I would love to do that. I would love to, but I'm never gonna, because I'm not in the Rogan's sphere. You know what I mean?

I'm taking my last shot this week to get in it. This is it, I'm in the Rogan's sphere, yeah. I'm on in it. Should I lie? Should I say things like, dude, I've been freezing myself lately. He loves shit like that. I have, I have a cold, cold plunge. I got one. No. I swear to God, I have one.

Cold plunge. I have a cold plunge. Plug in? It's plugged in. It's at 50 degrees Fahrenheit and I haven't gone in it in five weeks. Isn't it supposed to be colder than that? Yep. It is. Much. 34, I think, or 38, 38 degrees, something like that. I don't know in in five weeks. Isn't it supposed to be colder than that? Yep, it is. Much. 34 I think, or 38, 38 degrees, something like that.

I don't know, something like that. Yeah, I can't get in it. Yeah, it's awful. I got in it once and my feet hurt and I jumped back out. It hurts so much, your feet. But I'm keeping it going and by the end of the summer, once I get back on my T dude. You're gonna be so freezing.

Do you get the one where you have to squat down on it to your neck? Nope. It's a lay down. I got a it's yeah you sit down and your feet you like you sit down like like this like almost like you know you're lying on a couch. Can you put your feet out of it? No your feet stay in it so you just kind of sink down your feet go straight. I got it in my backyard yeah. It's awful. Do you have to scoop ice into it? No, I have a machine, a cooler. Yeah.

I bought a cooler that plugs into it with a filter. Is it inflatable? It's that hard inflatable one. Do you know what I mean? No. They make, you know they make rafts that are kind of mushy and then they make really good rafts that are really hardened rubber that you inflate it

and you can kind of stand on it? Sure. It's that one right there to the right. That's it? Yeah, like that, but like the white one. See the white one? That's basically. It's an actual cooler.

You got into a cooler. I have a, yeah. It's a bob, it's a person cooler. Keep one person cold for hours. I mean, you know what, man? This is how you're not gonna get in the sphere. I mean, you know what man this how you're not gonna get in this fear I mean this this this negativity towards Rogan things. I thought about this choice Christine has no interest I love it. And I also I love it here that I will not make myself get in it

Jay won't get in the pool when it's like 87 I've had this thing for probably longer than six weeks. I got it when I got it I think it was it's gotta be long because it was cold that when I got it I didn't need the freezer how many days in a row I went one time in as long as I've had it one time in One time I went for probably 25 seconds and jumped out My feet started to hurt so bad. You gotta get past that you gotta learn to get past you're gonna hurt But I was like, you know what? I'm gonna work out, I'm gonna fucking get my T going, I'm gonna man up, and then I'm gonna six gear summer it,

and I'm gonna jump back in. Next couple weeks I'll be doing it. I'll be doing it. Now, is it bad for your body to cold plunge in that thing? The freezing ice bath, and then, look at this motherfucker just chilling. And then you take the ice bath, can you go this motherfucker just chilling and then you uh Take the ice bath. Can you go right into like a hot thing afterwards?

Well, I have this bad for your body. I have the sauna. We have a heart attack. No, no I have a saw it's good to do but what you want to do you're gonna see that black guy's keeps peering in Oh, yeah, dude, you want to do um Tell them that you've shot at loy banks once You want you don't want to work out and do the cold plunge because it stops muscle growth Yeah, you want a cold plunge before you work out? And it gets your cold shock proteins up and gets you gives you like it drops your what your cold shock proteins What's that? There's proteins that are released in your body, like red blood cells type things, and they, when you get your body down to that level of cold,

it happens with heat too. So if you get your sauna up to over 170, you get heat shock proteins that release, that actually heal your body, and you know, yeah, there you go, cold exposure. How many of stress proteins are activated by cold exposure and how organisms cope with low temperatures in adapted, changing environments go, cold exposure. How many of stress proteins are activated by cold exposure and how organisms cope with low temperatures in adapted, changing environments?

Why is that, I wonder. That's like your body protecting you from the cold, right? Your body releases, I believe, red blood cells that protects and goes and fucking kills things and attacks things, right? So you're tricking your body to kind of do these things. And when you go in, but if you go in after you work out, it will stop muscle growth. So it's not good if you're trying to build muscle So you go in first gives you energy go work out after the workout hit the sauna

It does hype you up. Yeah, I remember that day. I did it only once but the rest of that day. I felt pretty alive. Yeah, but It was I hated it. It was unpleasant to say the least. I did it in, I did the Russian spa in Chicago and they have a cold plunge you walk into and then they have the sauna which is 200 degrees, fucking crazy. It's a Russian one so they have that room where you can fight a guy with tattoos naked.

Yeah and you can also have sex with a guy. Eastern promised, you get Eastern promised style, fight a guy with his dork out. But they, yeah it it hurts your feet, dude. Like, if you go into the, when you go into the cold plunge, if it's cold enough, if it's like 38 degrees or whatever, it will, your feet will hurt. I did it before. I had to get out.

But I went in five times. So I went in, 20 seconds came out, 30 seconds came out. Oh, why would you put yourself through that initial thing again? Because I went into the heat. The guy, I was in the sauna and I'm sitting there. Oh, oh, oh, that's the cold plunge. This guy, no, this guy was like, he was like, come here, and he started talking to me.

He was like Russian, but he looked like Mongolian, more than Russian. And he was like, come and follow me, and he took me into the cold plunge, and he wait and he like counted you know and he was okay come back penis inside body it was weird and time to move I really have no this guy was just talking to me and telling me what to do you love it and love what a man tells you what to do just don't searching for daddy it's not that I just have a hard time saying no yeah to your daddy yeah I just I don't searching for daddy. It's not that I just have a hard time saying no Yeah, do you know any to your daddy? No?

Yeah, I just I don't know how to go when the guy was like, you know, put your feet up I was like, I don't know how to go. No, I don't want to do that. You are that's why I'm not Rogan sphere Because exactly Rogan says no wrong my thing Rogan also sees That you want him to be your father You're gonna be my father. You're... I'm not broken to be my father. You're in a constant search for a dad figure. That's why you're like the...

What was the guy who came in and you freaked him out? He's out of your life now because you... Donnie Dust. Donnie Dust. Still talk to him. He's freaked out by you because you wanted to be your dad. That's not true. He is still my friend.

And I... Not like you guys were. No, we're still friends. I mean, not like it was, but whatever. Don't eyebrow me, you fucking piece of shit. It's, we're friends. Don't- Hey, you wanna get me up next weekend

and teach me how to whittle? What? I think I might go next year. He does a buffalo skinning with primitive tools, obsidian knives and stuff like that I might go out and do that okay well you go out what I'm really happy you and Jacob are in each other's lives why yo you're sure what's going on are we in gangland

warfare here what's happening what's his brother want stream this shit out who is it is it is it DJ who kid what's what is it? Is it DJ Who Kid? What is it? What's going on? They had black talk. What's up dude? Who was that guy, Black Lou? That is DJ Taj. Black DJ Taj? Yeah, I think he has the wrong studio, but he's looking for a tripod that he had in here before. Oh, so now he's accusing us white people of stealing. I guess we took it cuz we're white Wow No, it's a big one. Yeah, of course. It's a big one

Course, of course is it this little tripod? No, I'm just kidding look up DJ who? Taj taj I'm guessing Izzy Okay Let's see his work because he keeps almost coming in the studio T.A.J. I'm guessing. He's huge on Instagram. Is he? Yeah. Okay. Let's see his work. Cause he keeps almost coming in the studio. DJ Taj, speaking of hip hop legends,

I feel when I said it to you, I feel like you're and Christine both have real concerns about the possibility of bringing Max to see Wu-Tang Clan run the jewels. Why, I don't have concerns about that. Oh, you don't? Okay. Dude, he got that record last night, it was fucking in love.

No, no, no, I'm just saying for the show itself. No. You know, it's gonna be, there's gonna be some black people there, Bobby. I would assume. Yeah, not just the nine on stage. There's gonna be some more in the audience. I would assume that.

I'll tell you what, you wanna call racism out, black Lou, here's the, I'll get behind you on this one big. No pit, Madison Square Garden show seats all the way to the stage. Don't like that, do not love that. I don't mind that. Come on. What are you gonna do, dance?

No, but here's the thing, you're not gonna sit at all during the show, maybe here and there for a second, but you're not gonna sit much. Cause everyone's gonna be standing and now you're Standing that like locked in Right there that sucks. Yeah, but you don't have to worry about somebody Kicking you in the face. Who's gonna kick you the face of Wu Tang Clan? Oh, maybe there's some karate That's Wu Tang. Maybe the fifth level of fucking chai chi or some shit. You know anything

We're gonna get some goodies We'll get some good seats. Yeah, he he was so excited. Do you think you'd want to go? Oh, I'd love to go Are you gonna take him? You're gonna bring him What is this I brought presents from a rubid dude, oh, I'm not a piece of shit The duty-free. Okay. I mean what I mean what? What the fuck does that mean? It's tax-free shopping. It's great. free. Okay. I mean what I mean what what what the fuck does that mean? It's tax free shopping. It's great. Oh, I thought you were kind of trashing my gifts

I'm not rushing your gifts You just the presentation of gifts from Aruba make it sound like when you were going to Madame Jeanette She went into some weird voodoo shop But you got stuff at the duty free. Always do my shopping at the duty free. Because I know kind of what to get. Tax-free shopping. Yeah. Well not tax-free shopping, the good gifts in Aruba

are at the airport. And this gift is for Christine. Here you go, Christine. Is this Christine's duty? And then I, that's for you. Ooh. Ooh. What do you think it is? this is for us for everybody in the studio a giant

Milk-a-bar, which is Alpine milk Dutch chocolate so Irish Christine was like I'd rather take the chocolate Do you I'll give you one for everybody it is no that you have your gift. This is for the boys No, you can't have this in body. That's awful I mean, it's up to Jay and the boys if they want to do it. It's not my it's their gift No, I don't want to share with her. Okay, then you can't you want Yeah, by the way, by the way Christine's brain is so fat that she hasn't even thought of the chance of maybe that's a nicer Piece of chocolate in there just for her

definite chocolate Definite candy not possible candy if you open it, it's yours Christine Wait Christine before you open it. Did you open it yet? Yeah Coconut island what a bit killer aloe I Love this she doesn't know I do because they stopped making my favorite aftersun lotion She just and I've been looking for something. I do want the chocolate though Listen, it's not up to me because it's not my gift. It's J's. Thank you lose and lose gifts. I say no, okay, so that's one no black Lou

She can have Jacob's. Okay. No, no, no, no. Jacob's gets divvied up between all of us Jacob's part. Okay, there you go. No, no, no, Jacob's gets divvied up between all of us. But DJ Lou? I gotta say no for the bit. Thank you. Wow! No, not for the bit, because you do not respect Christine

and don't think she needs the chocolate. Go on, you can say that. It would be funnier for her to want it and not have it. Yeah, that is the funniest thing. I will take the chocolate bar and run out of the studio and go eat it all in the girls bathroom by myself. Again? Again? Christine, you're the slowest person eat it all in the girls bathroom by myself. Again? Again?

Again? Christine, you're the slowest person here. You'll never make it. That's not true. Who are you faster than? You. Wow. You're faster than me.

Wow. Christine, do you possibly believe that? I don't know. I know I'm not stronger than you, but I might be able to get away from you. What kind of shoes you wear? I'm in heels. Yeah, nah.

He's in heels too. Listen, the thing is. I was gonna race her on the break. Oh, you guys? I'm in heels. Yeah, nah. He's in heels too. Listen, the thing is. I was gonna race her on the break. Oh you guys, I would definitely pick, I would 100% pick Jay. Yes. If you're gonna, what are you wearing? What kind of shoes you wearing?

Well I'm wearing sneakers. You're wearing sneakers? Yeah. Not like, nice sneakers, or not like running sneakers of any kind. If you were in your boots that are untied, I'd say her. Oh yeah, yeah, no, I wouldn't race anybody in boots. They're going to come off. I don't tie them.

Yeah. But just see what size are you? No, you're a nine. Look at Lou trying to get his fucking spank material up later. No, I'm a size shoe. Is it stinky? I wear my shoes to race if you need to. It's a is it an E or is it you got a wide foot? You got a regular foot. A regular foot. OK. Well, don't say like one or her size is nine Flintstone. Is it an e or is it you got a wide foot you get a regular foot?

Her size is nine Flintstone She starts my feet are I don't have like fat wide feet, but my feet are a little wide I have to be careful with shoes. I pick Christine to me favorite little DJ Taj Jersey Club spring mix You know, it's funny, oh God Christine, you're not even a member of SoundCloud. How do we find all the newest rappers? I taught Max how to haggle with jewelers in Aruba. Really? Well you know when you go on vacation, they have all the jewelry stores,

and you know, whatever, you think they're cheap, but they're not. But they can be if you haggle. So he was walking in to the Rolex place, the Breitling, he's walking in these places going, hey, can I see that? He's trying on these fucking $20,000 watches, and I'm just laughing

because you're out of your fucking mind. But he wanted a silver chain. So I was like, I'll buy you one for your birthday. I'll buy you a silver chain. But you have to negotiate. You can't just go in and buy it. So we went into one place and he found it, and I was like, good, how much is it?

He's like, all right, it's 350. And I was like, no. And he was like, no, how about 250? And then the guy was like, I'm not. I'll do 260. And he was like, nah. And he was like, I was like, nah. And he was like, nah. I was like, you gotta walk away, dude.

You gotta walk away. I go, we'll be back. And I go, go to another store, find the same chain, and say that guy would give it to you for 250. So he went and he goes, the other guy's gonna be 250. He got the guy down to, the original guy down to 225. Now he's looking at you teaching your son Jewish skills. In case the Jews rise up,

you gotta learn how to haggle these fucks You gotta do he got the he got his little silver Italian bracelet, which I he looks fucking great on him by the bracelet dude He won't bracelet instead of necklace. He wanted a bracelet cuz I got him. I got him a swatch watch Which is a Omega speedy made a swatch watch swatch owns Omega Omega is like, you know, fancy, you know, I have a, yeah, I have a, well, they, swatch owns all of them, but Omega's a,

I have a Speedmaster, it's the Moonwatch they call it. It's like a really beautiful watch. And so I bought him, he likes my Speedy, so I bought him the swatch version of it. And he wanted a little bracelet for his other wrist, so I bought him that too. Don't get mad at me because I'm buying. What the fuck am I gonna do?

Am I taking it with me? It's my son, fuck it, who cares? And I'll melt that silver down if the world comes to it, and then I'll fucking buy a rabbit with that thing. I bought Donna a necklace too. Yeah, she's such a fucking nickel chaser with herself. Who walk into a gold place, gold right now, to get a good deal on gold is a good thing

because gold is worth a lot of money right now. No one cares about it in that regard. Dude, I have- No one buys jewelry thinking about the metallic value of the- Well, you can sell, you can sell, you can because it's a precious metal. So when gold and silver is down,

like I bought silver coins, a lot of them, and I bought some gold coins when it was down now It's up. I double my money so right now if I had to I could sell all my shit and make Double of what I paid which is it's a good deal It's a good investment, and it goes up and down all the time so over five years or ten years It goes up and down up and down blah blah blah you years or 10 years, it goes up and down, up and down, blah, blah, blah. You have to just- And you have to bring a bag of coins somewhere, like the Old West?

You just bring them to a place and they'll buy them. You know, even bring them to a jewelry store, whatever, they'll buy them. But if you- A jewelry store will buy gold coins? Yeah, they'll buy, of course, yeah. 100%, they'll buy gold. Costco sells the gold bricks you can buy.

Yeah, you can go to Costco and buy gold bricks. I had an Uber driver telling me to stock up on gold bricks. Okay. It's a good investment to have because it's actually like, so if you have $20,000, that's a lot of money to have, but if you bought $20,000 in gold, it's smaller. You can just take it and put it in your pocket. Christine, I told you, I told you that we have to, we should have got a bigger house because we don't have room for a Scrooge McDuck diving gold room.

Buddy, I'm telling you, gold is a great investment just to keep it a safe and half. Who you telling? Yeah. I'm going to have so much gold. I mean, that's a pretty gold bar. I'm going to go buy one. No, Christine. It's a thousand bucks, right?

Is it? Yeah, I think. Go back to it, the one you just went to. It's all the same one you just signed in. No, click. It says the price on the back, I think, doesn't it? Oh. Oh no, that's, yeah. Is that what that is?

That's an ounce of gold, yeah. It's kinda small. Yeah, but I'm gonna buy like, Christine, I wanna have like 100 of those in a safe with one of our guns sitting on top of it. Dude, that's where I have mine. Absolutely, fucking lutely. You hear me, Christine?

But I went, Don tried on a neck. I was like, buy a, get something. And, uh, revolvers exclusively. She goes, uh, to protect my gold. She goes, uh, she's like, I don't want it. I don't need it. I go, will you just fucking buy yourself something for God's sakes? So I bought it. I, she tried on this gold necklace, necklace, and it looked amazing on her. And she's like, I don't know. I just, I put my, I go here, take it. I go, just pay for it.

I buy it. And the guy, the guy, little fucking Indian dude, snatched my card up real quick. I bought her a beautiful gold necklace. She's wearing it. Native or an Indian? It was an Indian. How?

Not that how. How? No, the other way. Oh, how? That how. Hello. He, Oh, oh that that how hello He yeah, so I bought her this beautiful night. Where is it every single day since we since she got it 30 loves it $3,300 actually for that gold piece. Yeah gold is up man right now If if you had bought gold like five years ago, you'd have so much money

You could just go sell it and make a time which is announced a gold going down to to uh I don't know what is it now what is it today it goes up and down every day what is it now three thousand three hundred eighty nine dollars yeah anyway I think it was okay just stockpile gold Christine only six shooter guns for us I was with Louie years ago when he went to his coin store and just bought a bunch of good he has like when he gets gigs, he'll just go buy gold coins because it's easier to store and you're safe. He is Jewish. And he paid like 400 bucks for a gold coin, or 500 bucks at the time, but now it's crazy.

In the last decade, it's gone down to $1,000. Now it's $3,000. I'm also gonna get, when I get my six shooters, I'm gonna defend my gold by this kind of shooting where you just keep hitting the hammer with your Hand the other hand right? Get a gold gun hang on there's Indians out the window hang on Bobby. I'm saving us Okay, get out of here you lousy engines

Your savage pieces of shit there you go all right. What were you saying Bobby? I would just get a gold gun Oh, yeah, make the gun gold that way the gun is in the safe guy Christ Mohicans coming down the road. Sorry Hey, I gotta take him out. I'm gonna kick this window out real quick. Do you think buddy? Do you think? Here they come? Listen up you piece of shit godless motherfuckers Hang on hang on pregnant one. There's a pregnant one. Hit her. Get out of here. You're drum banging pieces of shit.

I'm sorry. Go ahead. Did you just kill a pregnant Indian woman? Yeah. Okay, great. What was she doing? She was walking back and forth, screaming and crying, holding her child, begging, I think, what's please in Navajo.

Okay. Oh, wait. That was in Navajo. Now come the wait, that was in Navajos. Now come the, now the Mohicans are coming. Sons of bitches. Christine, back me up. John Rudy's trash hating motherfuckers. Jay, they took Christine out the back door.

Oh God, no! Well, she's gone. There's not much I can do. I don't have a horse. Christine would definitely be the... You go back a year later, she just totally assimilated. Oh, absolutely. She says all the... She's making jewelry with beads. Just scarred up.

Just crazy scars all over. Yeah, she's wearing a skunk on her head. Look at this chart. She pretends like she doesn't know English. What is it? I've danced in drum circles. This is a gold chart over the last 10 years. And like for four years, it was pretty even.

Then it went up a little bit for four years. It was really even. In the last year, it's shot up like double any other increase. Yep. Just in the last year. What is silver? I want to, because gold you can make money on,

but silver, if it does go up, you can make a lot of money because it's so much cheaper. You know what I mean? DJ Luke, go on with me. Let's liquidate, let's turn all of our money into bouillon. How do you feel? You feel good about that?

Yeah, I do. Straight bouillon. When your girlfriend wonders why you can't go out to dinner, tell her, in a few years, this thing's gonna spike and I'm gonna cash in all this bouillon. If she goes, are you hungry? Why don't you eat a piece of this and then you shake your bag of bouillon? There's something about it when you hold gold like gold coins in your hand or silver coin. It's psychotic It's a no, it's not no something about let me finish. There's something about it that makes you feel

I don't know it just feels good to have gold because that's what the dollar Is based on gold it's not anymore though. I don't think but it's also I love that you went it's not anymore I don't think and I am I and I brand I went I think it is Me and you both are dummies that don't know I think we just gone beyond like printed money beyond the gold I mean, that's what it is, But the thing I was gonna say about gold, that's what Steven Singer said when he came in, it's just hilarious.

Like, buying expensive jewelry is, I mean it's not that it doesn't hold its value, it can hold its value, but it's sort of stupid why you want it. You want it because it's shiny, and it's like, it means nothing. What do you mean, what are you talking about? It goes up and down like a stock.

But for no real reason. It's not because of its super use or anything. My theory of why gold is good is because instead of having cash, like have a bunch of cash under your bed, you can get two gold coins. So what was it? Much easier steal.

$3,000. So if you have $10,000, you could have two gold coins in your safe instead of ten thousand dollars Which is a crazy amount of money I need to do a stack of a hundred to put my gun on top of what I said I'd make your make your gun out of gold Then when you have to leave you take the gold and the gun you take them both at the same time What if I melt down the gun? I forgot there was still a bullet in it

What if they make the bullet out of gold to make your gold bullets make them silver bullets? He's your over bullets case you run into a werewolf Or I believe a vampire would also hurt some lore so no more I silver is no good for vampire I don't think it hurts them Some Christine, please men are talking. I'm telling you this is vampire talk By the way, she's an indian now not once sorry christine hontas

Krista, do you know like as far as keeping cat do you have do you have cash do you keep cash or do you everything goes in The back i will have cash soon i'm very robbable for the next year because i'm getting ready to do governor's long island Where the guy pays me in casino-style cash payment. He just throws it in the money. He goes, and then he hands you a piece of paper and pencil in his writing. Check it out. Whatever you give me, I'm taking.

I'm not going to fight you. And he goes, don't even report this to the taxes. I go, except there's so much to have to do that. No, he doesn't. He doesn't do that. No, he doesn't. He's like, you don't have to claim this. It's like... Gozia, could you shut your face? He also told me he's a trash man, but I don't ever see. Mm-hmm. No, he's like you don't have to claim this

Could you show me he's a trash man, but I don't ever see Stop I do knows most of his enemies turn up in weird car explosions It's it's easier to keep money If you just go buy take your cash go buy a couple gold coins with it and then you have it in your safe Well, I'm not an overachiever Christine. Look how much bronze costs costs No, don't do well. It's pretty cheap. I know but silver second place I don't feel like I'm trying to overachieve like I just want a place Well how much for bronze tons of bronze and then I'll put my gun on top of bronze. Why just get copper? Oh We could get oh Christine. How about this? Yes, we open it you open the safe

There's just a ball of just twisted up copper wire and on top of that our gun Let me ask you question. How much is silver right now Christine? It looks like it's 34 depends at Claire's probably 10 bucks for a pair of earrings But it went on is it up right now is it way up way up 2020 it's like it's gone from it's doubled Let's rob of Claire's. But look, it dipped way down here. It dipped way down, but that's the one thing, it just keep it and it goes up and down.

But what happens when all of a sudden, like with Jace thing, all of a sudden, one day people just realize that like, it is worthless and like, why is it worth anything then you have all this gold and no one cares anymore because they've moved on to Bitcoin? They just make a necklace. It's mega fucking nice Bitcoin. He's making a necklace. Huh. I'm weird. Just make a fucking nice necklace. That's it.

Hey dude, that happens? You guys are getting silver chains for Christmas. Yay! I'll take it. I know, we have to go. That's it? We're done? That's it.

We're all done. We learned about Aruba. We learned about Bobby's plans to move to Aruba, and unfortunately Bobby was molested over and over and over again. I was not molested ever. I never got molested. Well, not ever, but listen. Not in juvie. That's where you did the molesting. I didn't molest anybody.

No molesting. No, I didn't hurt. I'm not hurt. I was hurt. Bobby's going to be working that trauma out on stage at Dojo Comedy, in Marist Plains, New Jersey this weekend, Friday and Saturday. After that, Portland, Maine and Rochester, New York are both on deck for tickets in all of us tour dates You go to punch up that live slash Robert Kelly. Make sure you catch them every Tuesday night You're gonna take some off though. You said I'm taking off baby some Tuesdays off taking Tuesdays off I'm hanging out. Yes. Yes. Yes, and I see Wu Tang and Wu Tang

I see Wu Tang big J is gonna be this weekend at Governor's Leavittown getting cash, gold. Cashola, bullion. Get some bullion the sixth and the seventh, Friday and Saturday night. After that, San Diego, Charlotte, Tacoma. For tickets and all other tour dates, check out bigjaycomedy.com and check out punchup.live slash bigjayokerson

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That's what I would do. Are you on Twitch? What a slut. What a slut. We love you guys. We'll have our Jacob, our sweet Jacob back on Monday, I believe. Love Jacob.

That's kind of condescending. I love Jacob. You probably didn't mean it. I love him. Bobby, it's okay It's your trauma. You know what what happened to you're right hurt people hurt people and guess what you're doing right now Hurting I'm emotionally raping here. You know what I don't like that your t's up and my my estrogen's up my t's down He's up. I'm gonna get her looking great. I gotta get back on my team to deal with you

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