The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Boston Stories (feat. Juston McKinney)

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

Jacob has phone sex with a caller and Juston McKinney worked a Boston comedy show with Rob Gronkowski!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Jacob, and I know you don't have to answer this at all, because I know this is not you type of thing, but I have to. Plus, you'll answer with your eyes. Have you ever done anything other than missionary?

Sats, I know blow jobs, missionary, but you've done other stuff? Yeah, really? Yeah. Okay. I just don't know. Why don't I come off like a preacher to you? Not a preacher, Mormon maybe. You think I'm Mormon?

Yeah. I think I'm pretty good. And here, like, you just see the cold Jacob in the studio. Right. That's not who I am in the sack. In the sack, you're... Are you a scratcher? Are you a bider? Bider, no.

No, scratcher though. Christine knows. Whoa. Well, fantasy Christine knows. Yeah, yeah. She, she could tell you a thing or two. Hey fantasy Christine, Jacob is scratcher. Stun lose. Hey, Christine, do you ever look up and he was grabbing his own nipples? Oh, Cheryl, we have a caller. Cheryl wants to call. She has some, she has an answer to the hey Cheryl. What are you doing? You're watching people fuck questions. Cheryl. Good name. Cheryl, you're on the bonfire hop on the old rope swing and do a flip into the lake.

Yeah, shoot an arrow, kill a squirrel, and then come. Field dress it and throw it on the fire. And then warm up the bonfire. Yeah, so I was going to say that I I feel like I'd only want to say like Jacob is railing me and he's fricking me hard. I only want that. I see it. Maybe he's like Bob, he's fighting his lip. I can't look at both of you doing that because you both look at each other and lock eyes. I just bit my lip right now just instinctually. No, this girl sings something very smart. She's out there giving, she's riding this cock, she's bouncing on, she's doing

all the stuff, all the goodies. She wants to look back, she can only this cock. She's bouncing on she's doing all the stuff all the goodies. Yeah She wants to look back she can only I get you saying Cheryl because then it becomes if you look back at one person It's a one person watching keeps the whole thing sexual Two people watching is like the two people are definitely like this is definitely a giggle fest to Denny's later, you know what I mean? Oh, they lock eyes and I'm dry. Yeah, because you're gonna be like, oh, they're judging me, they're kind of like, yeah, whatever it is, like, if you- You two would be giggling in the room, not at Denny's. Giggling in the room, I'd be a live commentating, dude.

What if we were high-fiving behind your back with that? Would that be bad? As long as the other hand is grabbing a handful, and that's fine. I like that. But if that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

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Yeah, but I mean I have no say in this she's riding me in this scenario. Yeah, no Now you're a tool, bro. I'm just lie there and take it. Do you job? But we do your fucking job. Get that super good cock. Ready? I bet you what though? I bet you he talked sturdy and bad. Jacob. Yes. I bet you he just raises eyebrows when you said it. When you said it, he raises eyebrows. I swear to God, Cheryl. I bet he does it with an English accent, though. You want me to get on you? You want me to lick your tilly wings and suck your suck your snapper lips I think it's rough. I bet he says the N word Jesus Christ Jay Jesus is nodding

Black will you think he does it? Black will you definitely yells the N word even if she's white? Just y'all white. Just y'all come out. This is loud. And it's by the way it's not racist. Sometimes he's saying the call him the N word. Sometimes he's calling them the A word. Sometimes he calls his penis the N word. He's suck my N word. Get the N word all in your mouth. Cheryl take that N word deep. Spiddle my N word. Hey, Sheryl, look those two fat end words over there, jacking each other off. All right, Jacob, that wasn't sexual. You're so lucky we're both white. Damn, Jacob, just

flinging around end words. I love it. Yeah, take it all in word. I bet you you do talk a lot, huh Jacob? I I talk a bit you talk a bit really I don't like a lot of talking what are the action I'm not I speak with my libido Do you want to practice with Cheryl she just asked? Send some pics bonfire six. I'm picks whoa Jesus. Hey, oh, Jake is a creep. Wow She would say you want to practice right now, dude. Oh shit. I'm sorry. I've never heard him throw that You want to practice now you go shit sin picks to bonfire

Practice right now do a little right now talk to her talk to you're in the room me and Jay in the corner We're having like some snacks. Yeah, I don't talk a lot now Jay. little right now, talk to her. Talk to her, you're in the room. Me and Jay are in the corner, we're having like some snacks. Yeah. I don't talk a lot. Now Jay, if I don't want you to panic because I will fucking pay for it, but we are hitting them any bar. Yeah, we are. Of your hotel room.

Yeah, I'm definitely having the chugging of cashews. You're definitely having chugging of cashews. I am not gonna walk away from gummy bears no matter what's happening in the room. So that's going on. Me and him are on a shays lounge. This is a nice room.

Nice room. Nice to. It's a double tree. I would say a suite of the double tree. A suite of the double tree. And we definitely at your cookies that you've got at the front desk when you check in. Those are gone. I got to be honest with you fellas.

I've never been to a hotel like this already. Okay, well the double tree. This is already a thing for me. Well, Jay, because then you should know the double tree makes a cookie that they give you for free that is so good. They now sell tens of those cookies. Yeah. And me and Bobby are going to be eating the $30 for five of them, 10 that it's going to be in your room. Yeah. We're going to be you. And Cheryl are mid-coitus.

You feel like there's a law in noise happening in the room. You're starting, you're hearing me and Bobby chewing too much because we've made it over to the veggie straws. I love a veggie straw. Now you gotta start talking, Jacob, to get over this. I guess. Yes, Cheryl. Yeah, it's a lot of eating going on. So now you gotta take it, now you start talking

or get her over to the bed. And you know you gotta finish at some point because me and Bob are worried because the diner downstairs closes at 2 a.m. and it's 135. And you know we have to get our late night cheese fries. So Cheryl, do you think, are you a talker in the sack? Oh yeah.

Oh good. So let's, can you just for the sake of Jacob's nerves? Shall I start was gonna ask you do you want to start or can Cheryl start to you? I think Jake I think Jacob should start Jacob's going by the way Christine Lord of lights Cheryl I'm trying to stay hard, but I told Bobby and Jay not to talk not to eat Into the microphone It's really giving me flashbacks right now So she needs to get you going now. Yeah, but I start kissing your neck.

I have my Starbucks iced coffee. My nipples are getting hard for you. I just took your bra off. One handed. Do you think I'm sorry? Yes, I will. It doesn't seem like nipple sucking, Jacob. I have to mimic that nipple.

Yes. I don't know what. There it is. You like that? You like that, Sheryl? Jacob, there's nipple in your mouth. You can't talk that clear. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like that.

Tell me how sorry to you. Tell her how hard. Jacob, there's a nipple in your mouth. You can't talk that clear. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you walkie talkie. Yeah, what do you on zoom? Hold on I'm I'm I'm pulling it out. Lou, do you have a zip on zip?

Yeah, please I have one to set this move. Oh That was it. Oh did you hear that? I could hang on you know what's behind that hang on Jacob you want to put it on her back? Hang on Jacob's weren't Jacob's wearing a onesie. It's a long zipper. Oh, pull it out. There's a few layers. It was cold. He's taking another hoodie off. He's looking really hard right now. His dickie just flipped up.

His hoodie's a... hang on, there you go. Bobby, we are not going to be good. Oh, this is the last one. One last layer, Cheryl. Okay. Finally out. What do you think of that? You like that? Well, what do you want me to do with my mouse on it?

Six layers was worth the wait, right? Take him, she's already asked for what you wanted to do. You know what I want. Work it. Help me tell me more. Jay, Jay, Jay. Christine and I didn't do this much talking. Jay, I'm not talking to Jay.

You hear my. Pass me the sun chips. You want me to pick my mouth on your talk? Give me a sun chip. Don't you know the sun chips? I'm sorry, I didn't hear about the sun chips. Sorry, the sun chips bags are very loud. They made them as weird material for some reason. You bring any food to rest to play with? Sorry. Why were you was drinking? What was that? Right before sun chips and then the drink. It's a shaken espresso. The new drink from Starbucks.

It's the my favorite type. Sure. my favorite time shower sorry please continue Cheryl oh do you want me to drink lick it off of you they're getting crumbs on the bed got a little mechanic from the chocolate chips and they're oatmeal reason they brought an assortment into the bed, Cheryl. They're actually chocolate chip, I don't know. They're really something else. Yeah, they're really good. Do you want to eat a chip off my hard nipple? Oh, he thinks I'll ask him for a cookie.

Bobby, can I have a cookie? A chocolate chip? Hang on, sorry. I'm just vacuuming the bed here before you guys real quick. That J hates that. Shut up, do me a favor, move your hair for a second. Hang on. One of the chocolate chips, Bobby. Okay, no, I know, it's very uncomfortable.

But it's very difficult. It's very difficult. You can fuck on these crumbs. Hang on. And, alright, that should be good. Back to it, I'll be back over here. Have half, how you gonna have half, you can't have the whole thing. Bobby he me

Good cookie Bobby parted with half a cookie Bobby is that die-go gold. I'm putting it on your it's not cold But it's it's new it's got fizzy still it's still fizzy. Okay, go ahead Yeah, even off my nipples while you touch my cookie. Oh, I like that Okay Jay I ate too much. I think I'm gonna dump Excuse me Jacob Jacob Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Cheryl pardon me real quick. Jacob. Jacob. Yeah, Jay Is it cool if Bobby? He doesn't want to leave but can he dump on your bathroom real quick? But I mean like the puke dump And then I'm good. I'm good. It was a burp. It was a burp. Okay, okay which is a burp I'm sorry you guys get back to hang on a few more crumbs there let me just get these few a few crumbs we have here okay is this gonna spoil our mood for you

I'm so sorry now Jacob I'm looking back here totally wet still dude she's glistening okay go sorry sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry okay I should eat I ate the whole cookie jazz shouldn't eat the whole cookie it's all out okay I'm sorry Okay, I should eat the whole cookie jazz shouldn't eat the whole cookie. It's all out. Okay. I'm sorry you guys go back to it me and Bobby gonna unzip our zippers What are you gonna do to my cookie now Jacob? I'm getting over the the dump that Bobby just did sorry. I was gonna do to her cookie And I'm pulling my penis out now. I'm going to pull my penis out now. Okay. Everyone's out now. Cheryl, I think they're eating sun chips now. Okay, listen. This is last one. Okay. I'm trying

to concentrate on your cookie, but now it's not there on the sunships. Jacob. It's a little distracting. Sure, I thought you got to turn them on. You got to throw them some game here yourself. We took them out of the game. It's our fault. Oh, Jacob, why don't you stick your hard dick in my cookie? Sorry, I just wanted to.

Is it wet enough for you? Sure is. I just, sorry for you sure is Describe the way best to me. This is it's just it's like slick like the dump. Probably just get on the floor I got some Mix that I got that's racing with Cashew. Oh, I do want that. I'll eat I'm gonna have a factor me later those is gonna hurt that Don't just concentrate on me Cheryl

concentrate on me Not the trail mix this mango. I love mango They're chewing again. It's really I Give them this note every time. Cheryl. I'm trying to concentrate Oh man, he's got a nice house right? Take it this is good. I mean, it's really good his buttolls exactly what I thought it would make Cheryl do you have a bush? Cheryl we killed her Oh she hung up. Oh god. Wow. That's exactly what would have happened in the room. Well, she hung up. Oh, God.

Yeah. That's exactly what would have happened in the room. Well, she would have left. We lost her. She would have left. Was it me? No. You think it was me?

I tried to make it as hot as possible, but. We were so hot. It was awesome. You were really? I'm really not a talker at all. Wait, that was Jacob. New, you were so hot. It was awesome. You were really. I'm really not a talker at all. Wait, that was Jacob. New territory for me.

I bet it was good. That was so good. Those nuts were good too, huh? Mm-hmm. Black will. Scale 110 and have Jacob handle that. I'd say three. Yeah, three three and a half.

Three and a half. He tried. You should have fucked through it, Jacob. Yeah. You're too easily distracted by two fat guys having a full meal in the background while you fuck I mean your focus is God you'd be a terrible ninja. Yeah, dude I mean you maybe seal training for fucking banging You did not do good. Why cuz Bobby threw up twice. Yeah, it was the whole meal chocolate

So much. Oh, no, those cookies. I vacuumed that all up for you. Plus, yeah, what my, my drink, because I was done with my drink, fucking deterred you from getting pussy. Sorry, dude, it was so hot as mouthless dry and he had this fill up with his drink. Ring the bell soldier, because you didn't make seal team, okay? You're done. You're done. You're done. Oh yes, that's a goddamn rookie mistake. It's what it is. That's a goddamn rookie mistake, right? Now, let me tell you something people, it's a rookie mistake.

I mean, you eat through it, no matter what. If someone else is eating, you should be able to eat too. It's a rookie mistake brought to you by Snickers rookie mistake. Maybe you just need a snickers. Snickers the official chocolate bar or the NFL check out Snickers dot com slash NFL to learn more God bless Cheryl. Cheryl hung in there. That was such a good one. Cheryl hung in there beyond Bobby throwing up choice It was such a good one. Cheryl hung in there, beyond Bobby throwing up choice. That's a good girl.

She left at a time that I'd be like, you know what, Cheryl? Good on you, kid. You took plenty. That was enough. He did. Well, well, she got caught by her boss in the bathroom being a slut bag,

and now she's getting fired. That's also true. It's also possible that her children walked in while she was talking about fucking Jacob while being Bobby eight snacks and it's possible her husband who's a garbage man came home early and just beat the shit out of her. Yeah. Oh yeah. So much you'll get killed. There was a sports caster in Philadelphia who sent flowers to a married woman husband killed her. We might be involved in something like that right now. Yeah, he could be a fan of

the show and he heard her trying to get you off while he was at work. Well, there you go Apologize to Cheryl for not being able to Last as long as well apologize to her husband for ruining their family and the children. There's probably children She's probably there's more than likely children. Yeah, probably two at least two no one's got that filthy if a mouth and hasn't had a couple of cream pies in her No, I mean, mm-hmm. I mean mm-hmm She's abusive. She's abusive. Now we all want to know what Cheryl looks like.

She's not kind of cute. She did definitely good voice. Jacob was. Well, he already gave her the email. So it's fine. She's going to send nudes. Everyone just Jacob. No, that's where Jacob wants them. well he already gave her the uh... the email so it's fine and she's gonna send new everyone just jake of no its perjake of once and you're gonna get the number with the uh... email is a good jake

i don't know if it's right i'm better the bond by a series xm dot com the bond by a uh... the bonfire any any newtons will do whoever wants to see some of the quits mojo uh... how's going on hard all the time now? Yeah, I mean I'm edging over here. That was not satisfying. No, that was very satisfying. I thought it was good. Okay, well Jacob failed. I tried. Yeah

He didn't try good. He tried hilarious. I'll give you that for God damn sure very funny. What's up everybody? We have especially guys who I actually came up with in Boston, me, Patrice, Billy, Dane, and this motherfucker, Justin McKinney, everybody, he's got a special out right now, what's special? On the bright side. On the bright side, who, you know, it's so funny because when we came up, you kind of exploded.

Yeah, you pulled away from everybody quick. I came crashing down just as fast. How about that? No, you were... Well, I came to New York in 1992, and I started up there, and you were a monster at the strip, for sure, with one of the killers.

But he was not like, me, Patrice, we were all kind of fucking edgy blah, blah, blah. Hacks. Yep, hacks, that's what I meant. And a bunch of overblown ego assholes. And he, you had this whole, he was a cop. He was a state, was a state.

A chuper. Deputy sheriff and main. Deputy sheriff and main. Was a state. A super deputy sheriff in Maine. Deputy sheriff in Maine for seven years. That's like a life. Did you think that was gonna be your life? Was that what you're gonna be? I did, you know, for a while I did, yeah. But I always wanted to strike comedy too.

So it was like I just went down to Boston stitches, tried the open mic at stitches. How long was that haul from where you lived? It was only about an hour and a half. Yeah. There was nothing there. Powerful you were. You mean, for comedy?

In many years. Yeah, no clubs really. There's like an Elk's club here or there that was really. Just that key of that Bob Marley key of the mall. Yeah. Well, he was just starting. So he was from here to couple. My first paid gig ever was from him.

Oh yeah. It's like 40 bucks at some Elk's Hall or something. He came up with someone this weekend was saying about their favorite comics name, one of them Bob Marley. I was telling young Dylan who was with me who was 24 years old. He was like, Bob Marley comedian, go, yeah, yeah, no. It's Bob Marley comedian, not Bob Marley.

Like, he's like, yeah, not the reggae star. It was not a comedian. I've never seen somebody kill like Bob Marley. Yeah, and what a great name too though. When you about that you don't forget them right you leave my freaking name It would be like if I was Elvis Presley like I started to meet him. What was it? Oh Elvis Presley? It's just sticks with you like anyone remembers it. It's so it's the white Bob Marley So yeah, so memorable he came down to next one night when me was me burp at tree stain al d'o Benny He's not Nick's Collins.

But Aldo monkeys? Wasn't Aldo monkeys. Did you guys do your thing when you turn around and jump in the angle, yeah? All wearing different letters of a shirt that spelled Dane? No. No. No.

We were off that night. We were solo that night. We were taking a break between albums. Oh, you guys were doing your solo stuff. You got the solter. You acquisted that. I stood in the Beatles. I remember Alan the most.

I remember Alan the most. Yeah. Oh, you mean Boston's biggest improfensation? We were big. You know they want a big contest for the radio and they got to go actually jack off set the Boston Garden. Was that the riot?

Yeah, yeah, the riot. We got booed. We got booed. We got booed. I didn't know that story. You got booed. Oh, you didn't know that? No. Oh, yeah, we got we got booed by 14,000 people. We got put we got yelled off stage. I did not know that. Oh, yeah. They sound like they were asked for children. They all were different cultures and did it turn around and jump in the air together with the fists in the eye. I gotta be honest. I've never saw you guys. I just Together. I don't think I ever saw you perform together. I think you came you a chem that you came down after because we were big and then we broke up But you're like was that 91 92 or something? Yeah

Okay, yeah Before my time you guys could have been middle-ditch Everyone was talking about how Alan monkey's broke up though was big news They're like oh I could finally people are devastated. Yeah, I bet all the other comics were like oh good. We don't have to tell them that's good Neymor The monkey that a pretty good say yesterday goes mm-hmm, but that the comics hated us of course Definitely oh they hate us. What's the guy? Who's the godfather of the Boston comedy thing? Swini oh Swini.

Oh, he thought you guys, he hated that young energy coming in. How did you come up with the name? Because it's Al. It's Al. It's not like it's Al. The first show we did, we had a, it was at a bunk hook community college and we were doing a talent show. And me and Al were in acting class together. And then we brought Dane in and the other two in.

They were in the acting class. We brought Dane in because Dane was friends with Al Dobeni. They were in Greece together. I play. So gay. So gay. Man, I was gay. So we had a guy named Zuko or Kinniki?

He was Kinniki. Yeah. Al Az Zuko. And we had to audition. In like the open, you know, Al Azucco, and we had to audition. In the open, you know, they always have those pits where people, you know, you go have your break. So we had to audition in front of the school. Like people just walking by.

Like the cafeteria, the thing? The cafeteria, right? And then we did our little sketch. We had a sketch we did, and then we did an improv. So, whacked. And then we killed it. And then the lady, there was a lady, they were like, Oh, okay, guys, and we were leaving. And she was like, what's your name? What's your name? To Owl. And some lady yelled out, the monkeys, you guys are like monkeys. We were running around like lunatics. And we're like, yeah, make it the monkeys.

Because we just tell show and Owin up after we went make it out on the monkeys So we did the show the towel show and they introduced us. It was like ladies and gentlemen Give it up for Ow and the monkeys and we're all back saying what the fuck is that and he's like, hey whatever and we just went out as out And we have you have a saying to it. Like, why is Al? Why is his name in the band? We did it. We just left it because it was stupid and just a dick move. Getting butt fucked by Al and King would be a less gay way

to get in the company. We had, we had. But being poor Al and Monkeys. We went out the front of the town. And then very quickly we became. I just remember Al was like the lead. Al was the guy. He was the man.

I eventually became Dane and lead, you know, Alice the guy who's the man eventually became dain in these guys We came out on that day and those guys we came out on that show and there was this it was all these people The talent show was just all mixed up. There was this one girl. She was a chubby girl. She had a ruffled little blouse on She was a chubby girl. She had a ruffled little blouse on very classical outfit and she came out before us and She did opera and it was fucking amazing. She was nervous red and she and then she started singing it was like America's Press of when they're fat, huh? I don't know a booby voice would check never in president when they're fat. Do she fucking flooring the place? She was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Goodbye, we won the talent show and then we were she she was crying after the show. Oh my god our tag

Ramon beater today. I feel so bad for her dreams. Oh, what did you what did you win? We won we won first place in the talent show. Yeah, that chubby that chubby girl. You second did you win money or we won nothing But I was back stage ago. We're doing this We're doing this and they're like what you're doing hey fat So use that second prize money to go buy a thin knife so you can cut yourself more I felt bad. Well, you got the same thing that she got huh you got the same thing she got yeah We got the way Yeah, you ended up yeah, you live in her life now

We we I remember the day out on the monkeys was over. We were at IHOP. No, we were at BIC, one of those fucking places. We used to meet, you know, we rehearsed four, oh, it was five days a week. We would meet in East Boston and rehearse improv for how do you rehearse improv? We did.

Well, first things first, your father's leave when you're young. Yeah. So they're not, you're not practicing in a band. And they're, what do you guys do in the garage? Oh, they're playing grab ass out there, stupid accents. We got, my son's a Jamaican lady, I guess, talking to a, We got the theater at this plate, Umana. It was a school.

So the, the, the J who was in the thing in the band got us a hook up there. So we would meet in these buss and five days a week to rehearse for a couple of hours, just improv. And how'd you do like pull names out of hats and stuff? Did he practice it? It's so weird.

Yeah, like just name occupations. If someone says this, we're gonna do this. Like do you plan some of that? I don't know why I feel like Dink cook was a guy though that would call it jamming Because they still call it jamming like you guys are gonna be able to a clock in jam for a bit I got a couple of new occupations I thought of and a couple of Got a couple new occupations in accents. So if you guys want to check that out Well, dang dang actually dang actually

So if you guys want to check that out. Well, Dan, Dan actually, at one point was like, guys, we were all doing stand-up, like 10 minutes each in front, and then we would do the hour of out-of-the-monkeys. So we would take the whole show over at a club, because we'd show up just to out-of-the-monkeys, but to be other comics there a lot of times in front of us, we're like, fuck it, let's just do, let's just learn, let's do stand-we're all doing stand-up too,

let's just do the whole show. And I remember Dan at one point was like, we got to, I started doing stand-up, let's do stand, we're all doing stand up too, let's just do the whole show. And I remember Dan at one point, I was like, I started doing stand up like on my own and I was getting in at the clubs. I remember I got a show at the Dictority Comedy Boat and I was on with Noxy and Sweeney and I went in and did 10 minutes. Dictority. Dictority was a big, he's a huge comic name in Boston. Dictority as dirty, Dirty.

Yeah, very scratchy voice. And he's what Josh will become someday. Come on in everybody. All this clubs, the Josh Adam Miles comedy club. All of his clubs had weird names, like it was Dirty's comedy Vault. Yeah, remember that? Dirty's comedy boat.

Yeah, he, Dirty's comedy hot. And he had a, he had a, he had a, Vin. He's gonna be any brand thing going. But he had a he had any brands. Vinny brands this. Vinny brands that he had a head, the Dictority head. And it was his head like a character. So black and white cow that he put on be on the stage. And any, he, but he would do it at Chinese restaurants. Anywhere he could put a comedy club marketing.

He would put a fucking club for a weekend. And he had every, I think every city kind of has like those guys who just know like they call him like we probably like a doherty gig right another doherty and then wasn't he didn't he call himself the godfather of Boston comedy godfather comedy and the same name was that his name he gave himself there was a his name he gave himself and That was his name he gave himself. And then he said, King of Pop, dude. The saying was, the dict already before he dicks you.

Because hilarious. They would know, a lot of times you wouldn't get paid. Oh, you wouldn't get paid, you're supposed to get paid. But I remember, I was doing, I started doing good at standup

and we had a meeting, one of our meetings, and Dave was like, we have to stop doing standup. We have to, if we're gonna do out on the monkeys, we need to do out on the monkeys. You know, you can't be doing your own gigs and blah, blah, blah, because I was starting to get gigs.

And I was like, you know what, you're right. We need to focus in on out on the monkeys. And then, I don't know, like a few months. And my day was like after this, I'm gonna stand up. A few months later, Dave was, we were at the thing and I was like, we have a gig this week because I can't do that gig. I'm like, what? He goes, I'm gonna stand up. A few months later, Dave, we were at the thing, I was like, we have a gig this week, he goes, I can't do that gig. I'm like, what?

He goes, I have my own show. I'm like, dude, Al the monkeys comes first. He goes, I'm getting paid money. He goes, we're getting paid, I go, we're getting paid $500 for the show. He goes, I'm getting $500 for my own show. And it was like, that was it. That was it.

That was the end. That was the end of the monkeys. That was the end. Seriously? Yeah, we called it. We had, I mean, yeah. He was the end. That was the end of the long. That was the end of it. Those the end seriously. Yeah, we called it we had I we probably did you a favor in the end of the day They want to see because what's like I Mean we all know the names of the very small percentage of improv troops who like find some sort of a thing I don't even know if they're improv troops because please don't destroy guys. Yeah, I said now now It's like that. We're to a crew of guys doing things that lonely island guys.

I don't know if that and the impractical joke right. Yeah. Yeah. That's really hard. I mean, the impractical joke guys who are all multi million those guys. Right. We could have. Yeah. That's you. Only once. Yeah. Besides that, you're just standing next to that peckerhead tall guy and the short guy on whose line is it anyway? I think you should leave. Did that start as a group? No, he's a writer.

Canadian guy. A writer performer. No, I think you should leave as the writer for Tim. The boys in the hall. They were kids in the hall. That's how good they were. You remember the names so well. Kids in the hall. But they made good they were. You remember the names so well. Kids in the hall, but they made a lot of it.

We could have, we could have, we could have, and you're splitting that money too. You're like a band without having to carry your equipment. That's not the band chose up and they gotta split the money. They gotta carry that, you know. I was so into technology back then, because you know, I love gadgets. I bought Lavalier microphones for us,

because we couldn't do skits with the microphone. I bought Lavalier microphones for us, because we couldn't do skits with the microphone. I bought Lavalier microphones, I bought a receiver, and I put them in an old leather suitcase. So we'd show up at gigs, and I have this brown leather suitcase from the 60s, and I would open it up and plug the system into the suitcase, and then lav us all up to do the show.

You put your receiver into the board, so we would come through on the microphones. Oh, dude, yeah. So what happened to that? It was so unlikeable. Is there any Aldabani took it and never give it back? Piece of shit. Tell me there's any footage online.

There is, but I've been through enough alone. Christine, there's some little stuff on there. There's footage, I can't find footage. Thank God. I just to say thank god christine you never saw a perform ever i don't think i ever saw you as a group performed yeah i have been you do it at next or anything we did it everywhere do we do it everywhere type in uh... dancook improv troop it's not type in dancook in those guys i think i think I think I think Dan had it swept.

Were you okay with it or did you feel like it was like the Beatles breaking up? Buddy when we broke up Bobby decided not to do standup anymore because he has now been told by Dan to commit his life fully to Alan the Munkers. You're not wrong. I quit standup for two years. I went into acting. I went into acting. I went into acting. I went into acting class with Pekelli. I did a short film called The Koala Bear Kid

who Bill Burr was in it. I did it. It was my first short film. I did another movie last night at Eddie's and then I did theater. I was out of the game. What made you hop back in? Dude, I did a show.

Acting sucks. No, I liked it. It didn't pay anything, but I did a. I was out of the game. What made you hop back in? Dude, I did a show. Acting sucks. No, I liked it. It didn't pay anything, but I did a show one night and I was like, what the fuck am I doing? This is so much fun. And I went up and I had a great time so I went back in, but I was, I was a year and a half behind,

Billy, Dane, Gary, Patrice. So they were all in it. Nix. They were getting up all the time. After Dane instructed you to stop doing stand up. And then started doing stand up. You committed to, well, Dane tried, maybe this is for him, but for me, I need to commit to out in the monkeys. He, no, he committed to himself.

He's trying to find new monkeys. Dane, yeah, I was going to say, did you think of replacing Dane? I kicked out the two original monkeys. I remember that. You kicked the owl out. I, you know, I out stayed. I kicked out this guy. I don't even know that name Mark and there were two kids in the acting class. It was me, Aldo Benny, this little nerdy hippie dude and this fat theater dude and Dane. And after our first gig, we did a couple gigs and they're like, listen man, I don't know if I want to do this. and I was like, they got to go. And I kicked them out and I replaced them with my friend Jay. And that was Alan the Muggies.

Damn. You know, that was the original band. So you go without a date at all. Did you guys try to do it without a date at all? We did. We didn't. We could never do it without. Did you over crew up Justin? Did you over like, have a crew with you? No, I didn't know that was a thing. He would have asked me to be part of it. I probably would have. I wish he had also a little special happy birthday to Keith Robinson. It's Keith Robinson's birthday today. Part of the comedy crew comedy express. What was a gang?

Which was the most non-threatening black guys wearing satin jackets telling you that are from the streets through pleated pants. They wouldn't fight you. They would give you, like, they would just talk to you on the streets. Come over here, player. Let me tell you a story. We don't have to play right now, Christine, but for Keith's birthday, why don't we just make sure, yeah. That's a Keith speech.

I'd like to make sure we get to back out on social media today. Have you ever seen this, Justin? No. No, you know Keith Robinson. Of course. You know how, how, how, what an ego Maniac is. How is the best? Yeah, I felt horrible because I was at Lenny Marcus's wedding and I called him

William Stevenson because I hadn't seen him in a while. Oh, okay. And it was, you know, I mean, I just could got a quick little thing and I was like, I felt horrible. Yeah, you saw oh, black. I was going to die soon. It's okay. Everybody makes a mistake. And you always thought William's going to make it longer. So we did. We did. Yeah, this is great watch this, Joseph. This is Keith Robinson. Yeah. Happy birthday, Keith Robinson.

I can only assume it's early 60s. He's 60, seven. There's no way. But um, I'm not even sure what I'm gonna do. Don't you? I think I can make room for you guys. My busy schedule. I know you want to know where it all started. Where'm one of you, don't you? I think I can make room for you guys. My busy schedule.

I know you want to know where it all started. Where the legend of you came from. Paul's here to come by the way. I didn't realize the first time he watched this, Bobby. Then in the background, he's got like Cosby Show opening. And this is the problem with Keith. This way he never made it. There's a camera in front of him.

And he's not looking down the lens. He's looking at the guy shoot the camera guy. So when he's talking to the camera to the people at home who are watching he's talking. Look at his eyes are looking at the guy because he has no oh god I'm sending this video right now. They were watching it. Yes. Let him know. Happy birthday Keith. Go ahead play it. I'm gonna let you know, because you guys are special, B-E-T. Well, it all started when I was young, very young. When I first had this attitude, this attitude problem that I have now, see my mom, she wouldn't let me suffocate the cat.

I got ticked off, ran away from home when I was two years old, packed my parents up and got the heck out of the place. I didn't need the pressure. And with me, I've always been funny. I've always treated people like. Not true. Told the story to my brothers and everything just once smooth.

No, it didn't. And I'm just great. It went smooth for Kevin Hart. It went smooth for Amy Schumer. It went smooth for Dave Chappelle. It has not gone smoothly for you, my friend. And they smoothed them right into the middle class. They really smoothed him right off the road.

I just saw him at the cellar in August. I hadn't seen him in a while. Yeah. Which is birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Happy birthday, Keith. You really should be proud of yourself. How far you've come after running away with your pamper

is a two years old because your mom and let you suffocate the cat? These prepare the whole speech or was that off the cuff? It was so not good. I guarantee he did that the night before and the other the other members of the crew like dude You got to work that into a bit. I'll tell you cuz you're special. My mom. Well, you'll see. My mom will you see you want my back? I'm not my, I'm not, I'm not. Ha ha ha ha. Scooby-Doboo? What?

That was brought to you by... Oh, that was. No, let me tell you something right now. What that was. It's a rookie mistake. It's a rookie mistake. I've ever assumed that satin jackets are gonna fly in comedy. Just like it's a rookie mistake.

It's a rookie mistake to refer to yourself ever as a comedy gang. It was referred to. It's a rookie mistake to refer to yourself ever as a Comedy gang Was referred to it's a rookie mistake. They ever think that you're gonna suffocate the cat and your mom's gonna be all right with it Yeah, it's a rookie mistake to think that at two years old you have the ability to pack anything let alone remember to bring your Pampers, yeah, it's a rookie mistake to think that Dame was gonna stay in a comedy troupe Forever and take you with him. Oh Convince to stay in a comedy troupe forever and take you with him. Oh, convinced to stay in a comedy troupe when the star leaves? Talk to you about a mistake.

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Wait, you don't want to, you don't want to think cooks life, dude. All the scrutiny, the super hot, crazy young chick. Who needs that, dude? Don't forget the house. Yeah, the house in the hills with the thing. Yeah, it's a doofatty. You have a wife who loves you wearing a knee brace.

Yep. You have a foundmouth son. Yep. Yep. Yep, that's true. I have no basement or attic to clean. You have no basement as a clean. You own a power washer. That's pretty fun.

And I have, you know what? I have a tiny house. You have a tiny house. Nice tiny house. I've been in this tiny house. Yeah, you are. And you had an above ground pool, so you gave it away.

I did. I had a intex pool that was $350 that I gave to Lewis's sister. I have an above ground now. Nice. Yeah. I'll tell you what, you build around an above ground nice enough. I don't have much for problem with it anymore. It's actually like half in. Half out. Yeah, half. Well, it's like a hill. Oh yeah. It's got like into the hill. So it's got a little delusion. And you get a little deck around it? A little deck around side of it. It's a little up, a little out. You invited me to your pool.

I did invite you to it. You did. I'm sorry. I couldn't make it. It's looking forward to it. Well, I have a lake. I know. He's got a lake. It's kind of hard to tell my son. Hey, did I tell you it was above ground?

You did. Shoot. I shouldn't. It shouldn't have gone. It's probably can't make the egg gather to someone you get there. Yeah. Can I tell you how it would have, what, he's one of the nicest people I've met. He offered me tickets to the Pats.

Oh. He offered me tickets to the Patriots at Jet State when they were playing the jet. Yeah, a buddy of mine didn't realize the game wasn't home. Things that's in Foxborough at Gillette Stadium. Yeah. And like, it's like they're gonna go all the way down to New York and it was rain in that. It was a shitty day, wasn't it? Uh, well, it was like raining down there. You couldn't go, you's like, they're gonna go all the way down to New York and it was, it was raining that. It was a shitty day, wasn't it?

It was like raining, you couldn't go, you were sick, you got sick. Well, I couldn't go, can I tell you why I couldn't go, can I be honest with you? I'm not lying about being sick. No, can I, definitely. I was, I couldn't accept them because he was like, dude, I got these tickets.

I was like, hey, all right, whoa, that's crazy. But they were just gonna give them to them. They were, he paid for them. I would, I crazy. I was gonna give him to, but he paid for them. I would, I would. I was $600. Each ticket? He paid for both of them. And he paid for them.

Two other, that's good seats. He paid for them. You understand? And he was like, yeah, I got these things. I got, I bought them and I was like, you bought them, he's like, yeah, and I was like, I can't accept, you know, you can't, you can't.

Well, no, I get the position you're in there. It's not, it's not, it was all done very sweetly for sure. Right. But I do understand what you're saying. I think anybody can. It's that you wouldn't pay $600 to go to that game. Yes. And it, so if you take them though, you know you're taking someone,

I get it. I would have to give you 600. I would have to pay for them. And then you're like I don't really want to go that so what I should have done was said that they were given to me not even said it. Yeah, that would have been a nice guy. No, not ever do anything like that for you give something to Bobby Kelly you let him know exactly what to call and say lie up a little bit. No, you do me a favor. Thanks guys a real label whore. Yeah, don't tell me. You tell me just this is free man. Free I would away. No, I actually want't tell me. You tell me just, these are screaming. Sorry, I would have went.

No, I actually want to get sick. You get no chance to hold it over his head if you just say, no, these came to me, I'm giving them to you. Yeah, no, I couldn't go. I go, dude, I spent so much on these, I don't want them to go, that's the move. I spent so much on these things, I don't want them to go to waste. No, no, no, no, you couldn't possibly afford this.

So I want you to take them. No, it's okay, listen, you could tell your family that you gave me money for them, so they don't look at you with that disappointed look always that we only get to do things when they're free. Well, I felt bad, he's got the tiny home, I was in this tiny home. You had the tiny house?

Yeah, I was up. Yeah, I really had. I had been tiny house. He went up to the tiny house, he lives like an hour. It's pretty cool. Now it's a great little house. Yeah, but- Did you take a shit while you clean the bedroom windows?

Cause I think you do all that at one time. You did. Yeah, I know. It's not the, yeah, you can pretty much. Yeah, it's much better. But it's nice. Well, here's Max's bedroom. This is me and Don right here. Did I help the name of your street on your podcast and I out to name your street? Yeah, you did. You told me where I live. Don't do that again. Bobby Kelly way. Yeah, this is much more popular show Yeah, I don't have to worry about my mom and three other people hearing it Don't you get to name the street if you're in the middle nowhere? Not the middle of nowhere

Oh, no, you can't I bet you could few years I bet you the good about your Alan the monkeys Yeah, are they familiar? Are they familiar with Alan the monkeys? I would like to get Alan the monkeys back together express adjacent I think we should get comedy expressed back together and Alan the monkeys and we should do a tour. Oh Absolute like NKO TB TB. Yeah, it's like an improv Which they'd be up for that now. We would be Oh, he's gonna need his own he's gonna need his own bus with that young girl though He's like I want you guys to see the kind of things she's still into you know when we called out of the mug

Is it be called Dan and the monkey? Hey guys my wife made friendship bracelets for all of us again She'd be Dan and me. Yeah, yeah Speak oh, I said I wanted to talk about this. They too. I'm so glad you do you know you're a big Please don't find, never stop looking. Please don't, please don't find it. I know you have footage and you have for it to us. I have footage, not online. I have footage, the first kit is, I'd get canceled.

Search forever. You have to find it and bring it. What's it called? Any word, F word? No, it's us pretending to be Chinese guys. F word, F word, F word, F word, F word. It's F, pretend to be Chinese guys. F4, F4, that's N words. It's us pretending to be Chinese guys. And one of us has chocolate.

The other one has a peanut butter jar. And the other two guys are off mic. Going, don't go, don't go, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and then we bump into each other. Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter. You got your peanut butter in my chocolate. Hey, we fight.

And we're just moved. Jacob relax. I'm relaxed. Relax. Chocolate hey we fight and we'll just move Relax Oh, the Reese's commercial I we did that is Chinese people and then yeah, and but the people the other guys were off the mic So we would just move in our mouth got you and then we fought They were doing the sound effect that was a big bit back then that move in the mouth. Oh big bang early They were doing the sound effect. That was a big bit back then that move in the mouth. Oh big bang. Yeah early comedy sucks Dude, he's doing it young dude. It just even at the moment. I mean

The way I felt when I was home and I was like this is going to kill and you remember the things You're like, oh, yeah, it is gonna kill when I show my man tits and say whatever dumb thing You know, oh so bad. There's Dane now still rocking the tight pants. Yeah, I'm still in shape. Good for him. He's still fucking in shape. Um, but you see your big sports fan Justin. Yeah, yeah, Patriots mostly. Yeah. Um, The thing with mostly what the fuck is mostly? Mostly what the fuck is mostly that's mostly all he's watching you have I used to be red socks So when I was in LA had the package and missing game I you know watch every game and then it's just with kids. It's just got to be too much I just I can't keep track of all of them anymore

What Taylor Swift is doing the football. I'm starting to have a problem with oh Jesus I'm starting my problem with it now. It's not that the girl showing. I don't care about that that I was at the jetsets game last week Jets Eagles and She was there and they didn't make it a thing at all which I was surprised but that video last night As soon as that Eagles game was over and I was excited it went to like, you know the Afterwards talk like right. You know right away to the you know post-game shit Right has anyone seen the new dance to my homes Uh wife and Taylor Swift do together now after everything. They're going. They're putting on big screens at the games and stuff

And and didn't he give a signal to her or something? I didn't see this from this weekend. I didn't see any video come out of there It's but it's got you know what noticed? Watching the game that I never saw. They have like commercials for like menopause during the football games. And I, that's the Taylor bump. All these women and I don't, right? It's very, very possible. I've never seen a menop, until this year.

It was always a, you know, Viagr, Seattle, all stuff for men, but I've never seen a woman's menopause commercial until this year. I mean this as zero, zero insult to Taylor Swift. But she is way too famous for her looks and music. She, I do not understand. I've got to tell you, I don't get. She's obviously a hot chick, but she is not the hottest chick.

She is very talented for sure, but like, it's one genre of music, basically. You know what I mean? It's like girl pop fine, which is fine. It's amazing. I don't get what she is such like everyone's so intrigued by. I really don't get it. Like it's a mind blow to me.

They used to say the same thing about now. And now the monkeys. I know they did. They can never explain it. Christine has now come to like Taylor Swift. And when you'd explain to me, she's just like, just girls and stuff and songs, she's talented. She writes her own stuff, right?

You love that. She writes her own stuff. She's incredibly talented. She plays piano, good time, catchy, the beat, the catchy. And it's like, who gets bigger than pop stars? Absolutely. But she's like white beyond say. Absolutely, but I'm just saying like, I've never seen, I mean, the small, Jessica Simpson started fucking NFL players at one point, no word near that kind.

I mean, it got like news. And then even be like, oh, where does Jessica Simpson in the house for those Tony Romo games? But it was not like the defining thing of NFL right now. Yeah, this is her story. Jessica Simpson made like a couple hits, though, didn't she? Yeah, she didn't break. No, but she's the height of her, but if still, but it's a bit height of her, the height of her fame was still not nothing with Taylor. No, but I don't understand what's different. Tell us whiffed in this big for a long time. She said her tour 17 years of music. Yeah, dude, she's, she's been famous for a long time and She said her tour 17 years of music, dude. She's been famous for a long time, and now she's finally like the biggest one around. If I had taken to tell her Swift,

I wouldn't give him new pay for that. That hurts. That hurts. I would have took those. I would have took the, I don't know how to see the jets. By the way, my 13 year old is a chiefs fan, and he wants me to take him to the Monday night football game against the Patriots And like I was immediately thinking I was bad enough. I got better off. He's a chief's fan

Yeah, that kind of pisses me off. How that happened? I think just to be a little old shit He's 13 now, but he's liked him back when he was winning Super Bowls He liked the chiefs. It was just to be like push back on that I think Mike You know what he's on? No, I got to the other one likes the Patriots my jungle one my kids a bucks I want to it might be that sometimes the brothers things I know said Michael Che is like a Niners fan just to go against my My family being the giants. Yeah, it's a Max is a bucks fan because it called

Is he really yeah, cuz he Brady went over there. He's a metal fan cuz of me is a football fan because of culta Yeah, what are you teaching a Bobby had a knit? You're teaching him improv comedy. I tell him how to shoot a bone arrow and gun and send him a jizu You're gonna go hey Max when you get older. It's gonna be maxing the monkeys You're not gonna be one of the monkeys like your dumb dad was I put a minute improv prop, I don't care. I'm gonna teach him how to do hands in prop. Yeah, well, you know, maybe he'll get the lead in Greece.

I'll go out and then come back. He's got personality, man. Yeah, no, he's not shy. What was it, Kyle, that put, Max sent him a box of, of, bucks gear, sent him like $500 worth of buck stuff and he just fell in love with it. And now he's a bucks fan

Well, I'm getting I'm I got my kid sign stuff from Edelman Groank sign merch all this stuff and he likes the chiefs It's a little you don't need I if when I was a kid if we grow up if I got that stuff I would have been did you let him see Groank special is that maybe that's why it doesn't like the pets That'd be a good reason now. He didn't want you in you were in that specialunk specials? Maybe that's why he doesn't like the pads. That'd be a good reason. No, he didn't. You were in that special. I was part of that.

Boom. I just remembered it, Jay. They make you, they made everybody do a joke about, you had to say something about Grunk. Jay, see, Jay, he's getting red right now. Of course he is. You signed a coffee at the bottom of the alley, Grimitinho. Look at your cheeks and be alley agreement, didn't you?

Look at your cheeks and be red. No, I don't know what I can talk about. Yes you do. Yes you do. Let me tell you what happened. Did you work jokes for him? Let me do it happen. Did you work jokes?

No, no. Let me answer one question. When he came off after his first thing or when you were going on, did you go, hey man, good job. I don't remember. Okay, that's what you say. That's he is. I mean, I don't think so. I think I was just like, I don't think it would like when's the thing. So you see us. That's he is.

I mean, I don't think so. I think I was just like, I don't think I would like when he entered me and I walked up you. He was hosting. He was hosting. What were you doing backstage with the other comedians? Oh, don't answer that. I'm going to say honestly don't answer that.

Or don't be honest. All right. That's what I'm sure. Here's the thing. First of all, he's an amazing football player. Absolutely. Hardly the best. Hardly the best fans ever lived. Damn sure here's the thing first of all he's an amazing football player absolutely The best time ever lived to think he can just go up and be a comedian like that without working I mean, it's not he none of us could have done that at that stage who how many times you think he went on

I don't know I guess that was the first yeah possible probably the first so yeah I don't know if I can get in trouble for this. So, he did his first set. And it was, you know, it came off like, it's not what you saw. He came off like, you know, it was new and he was working it out and all this. And for what he did, it was pretty impressive

for what he did never have done stand up. He introduces me. I was pretty happy with my set. You know, the show goes on. Everybody, Jay Lars, everybody to get set. Yeah, but this is what happened. So he had a logo on a shirt, energy drink that wasn't the sponsor. So he had to go redo his set at the end. With the same crowd. Same crowd, same material. So the guy who was doing the warm- up, who I actually got the gig, was like,

all right, I don't know why he said this. I don't think anyone told him to say this, but he goes, all right, this time, we have to do it over because you weren't giving it up enough. Oh jeez. Can I stop you for one second? Can I stop you for one second? Because we're bad at radio,

people who are just tuning in for the first time to the show. Me and Jay a long time ago watched Gronkowski, Rongo, Gronkowski from the Patriots retired now, went to the bucks, played for the Patriots, won Super Bowls, was Tom Brady's go-to guy. For years did a special, his own comedy special, I believe on showtime. No, no sportsman like comedy. Unscore. I would do the Jalen Hertz comedy explosion tomorrow. So I'm not judging anybody who did the thing.

It was his comedy. First or second pass, I can't believe he was that my favorite is when he goes, I use my football moves in the in real life. You know, like if I'm at a bar and a fat bitch comes over and she's all her name she's like her name's Tunisia and she's all oh gronk I want to suck these titties I want you to suck these big black titties I have to get I have to make a hook pattern get the fuck out of there yeah no go grab sorry I just Yeah No, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I go up and get him going, but now he, what you see is after they've been jazzed up, now they're going crazy. Now it looks like I'm barely following Grant.

I mean, as a community, I'm in the back on this ain't good for me. That's what I was thinking. Of course, it's so great. Did you have the after party? Yeah, I did the after party while hung out. Yeah, Rob Ninkovich was there. Wow. Yeah, a couple of them. Did you see his penis. Yeah, Rob Ninkovich was there. Wow, it's about to get a couple of them.

Did you see his penis? Patriots, Ninkovich or Grunk? Grunk. No, I did. He did sign some jerseys for my kid, which was very nice. He threw out. I don't look like his penis. I know, we had to do.

Oh, yes, of course. We have to do a mention. Listen, Grunk House, he going up there and the guy saying that the crowd needed to give it up for realist time, rookie mistake, everyone. Itist time, rookie mistake everyone. It's time for rookie mistakes brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake, maybe you just needed a Snickers. Snickers, the official chocolate bar at the NFL, check out Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more.

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