The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bowling Gigolos

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

Truth or dare games become an excuse for threeesomes. Young Bobby went bowling and to pool halls to meet girls. On more than one occasion he and a friend found themselves involved in group sex. | An amorous girl had to choose between Jay and Joe DeRosa and she wrote the winner in a note. Another time, Jay's crush made a play for an unsuspecting Nate Bargatze. | Luis Gomez ruined Jay's beautiful new knife and was unremorseful. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Definitely, not an edge lord. You're a bore lord. A violent boar lord. You're a violent boar lord. I only did what I thought I had to do. It's crazy. Ah, shiz.

What's up? Join the conversation had no idea what was happening. Jacob's always in defense mode. I didn't do. I didn't do. I just did. what I had to do. I didn't do it.

Yeah, we were. No, Jacob, sweetie pie. Oh, what? My God, you're wearing your merch. You're wearing a musical merch. I'm wearing the outsiders. Well, the musical. I bought it before I knew it was a musical.

I bought it on the way in. First of all, you know I buy merch on the way in. Bobby, you know it was a fucking, you knew it was a musical before you pulled into the parking. I want to say something to you. I did not know it was a musical. I thought it was a dialogue. driven play and then you know me

when I go to a concert with you what do I do the first thing I do when I get there. You stare down at your feet and never look up in any any signs. What do I do when I go into a show with you? All the concerts are you. What's the first? I get the merch. I buy the merch right away because I don't want to fucking deal with it after or not having my stupid fat size. I buy merch when I go in. I walked in. I bought this and I bought Max's shirt. Let me see the

sleeve. Why? Somebody take a peek at the sleeve But why do you want to see the sleeve? Go ahead See what it says that sleeve What sleeve? Sleeve? Well, for the audience, it's a gray sweatshirt,

crew neck. It says stay gold across the front. Oh, this is coming to make me cry. And then on the sleeve it says a little something, Bobby, do you mind straightening it out for me, please? It says the outsiders. You wouldn't mind straightened out the sleeve a little bit? It says the outside.

You wouldn't just mind flipping that little. Okay, it says the outsiders. No, it says again. A new musical. A new musical, whatever. It's literally a poster. Okay, all right. You want the photo?

You just, you're so-sha. When's it not going to be a new musical? Whatever, dude. Oh, my God. Yes, Jacob, if you wouldn't mind, taking a picture of that. Here, here. Bobby didn't know it was a musical, even though it said it on the shirt he bought it before you went in. I didn't wear it.

I just saw the out, the stay gold. They showed you the sleeve. Whatever, dude. I didn't know it was a musical. I thought it was a dialogue-driven play, and then the musical got me. I like that you fall into a world of trust so much. that you stop reading. I do.

You stop looking at signs. It's the first thing I do. You're like, if someone points to a woman's bathroom and goes, it's the men's room over there. You just go right in. I just go right in. I just go right in. I just go right in.

I pee in the sink because I'm like, is this the urinal? You pee on a girl. I pee on a girl. I pee right through a Vajajaj. Yeah, yeah. Again, he walked up and videotaped the sign, the marquee. Yeah. Where?

Where did I do that? You have no proof of that. It was on your story. I was with you the whole thing. Do you have video proof of it? Because I don't see it. I don't have it on my phone. You do.

No, I live storied it. Oh, so you did film it. I filmed it, but he has no proof of it. It's in your archives. I don't have archives. I turned eye carbs off, Christine. You're not a fucking influencer. Whatever.

You're the cackle. Influencers don't turn off their archives. I do. Because I'm a creator and I don't want to ever have to go back and recreate something that was already created. That's stupid. You know when you say you could find out why people are friends. Me and Lewis are friends because of our like,

we have a very similar inside thing. This is a very similar thing. Yeah, me a dark hole. Yeah, you and I just keep talking. You're in Lewis's connection is that you guys just keep talking until you sort it out. While you're talking, you're in your head going like, how can I get this to where I need it to be?

I find that a great insult that you just compare me to Lewis. I find that very insult. I tell you when Lewis dropped my knife and you start to sell it to me right away that this is how I wanted it to be. What? What? My switchblade knife.

He was in my house. He didn't break it. It was on his lap, and then he just went and did something absentmindedly, and it hit the concrete on the ground, so it's got dings in it now. And he was like, and before I even said a word,

I was like, oh, man, I kind of picked it up. And he goes, it's actually you want it like that because a knife should be, and he starts saying like rough and you want it to be, and I stopped him. While he was talking, I go, stop. What are you selling me?

I go, I had a thing I bought that would cost a couple bucks, and you fucking damaged it. Yeah, he is. Like, whatever you're saying is just, it's like, this flogby goes, no, you know what? It's always good to spike a knife on the concrete when you get it, because then it, like, it dings it up.

And he started saying, he's like, you look rough, like you're a rough guy, and so that the knife should be. I go, none of this is, this is psycho babble. You don't look rough at all. You look gentle and fucking majestic. I have a shirt that says I jack off guys. Yeah, dude, you wear pink gloves. You know, you don't look rough at all.

But that's what the instinct you guys share. You just start going right over. I am not. Here's the thing. You don't understand. And it says musical, but of course, I was blindfolded because it was a big surprise for me. Lewis is the guy if it was the fucking 1800s. He'd have a pony, a wagon, and elixers.

Of course. I'm not that guy. I'm the guy. I'm the bartender. It would be at the bar and I'd be telling, you know, a story. Now he's got an Accura, a fucking house that's falling apart and body brain coffee. That's his elixir? Yeah.

He is doing the job still. He doesn't have a horse and a wagon. And he just got the creamer. Don't forget the creamer. I'm enjoying body brain right now. Thanks, Lou. DJ Lou. Buy his t-shirts, comic wearables.

What's up? You never said how he died at the end of the musical. I didn't because Jay has not guessed. I haven't he's guessing yet. I want you to guess. Do you understand how radio works? We slow play a lot of this shit. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, we need to... You want some more guesses? Kind of. Fine. You got shot in a deli by a Korean owner because he was trying to steal a 40-of-old English. No. Okay.

No, but you're there. We're right there. Not right there, but you're around the corner. We're on the edge now. Yeah, you're on the edge. His grandma's shitty house burned down while she was making sweep potato pie and he was in the fire.

Is this, are these all, because he's a black, Dallas? Yeah. Okay, yeah. No, that's not it. Yeah, Dallas, if you guys are listening for the first time of the show ever and you're mega confused.

Yeah, we, I went to... Bobby aggressively went to go see a musical with his family. He couldn't wait for his boy to see him cry. It's not true. I didn't think I was going to cry and I tried not to cry, but they got me at the,

go old stay gold when john when when johnny died and and at the end when dally died and they did a whole thing with him and then he appeared up at the top him and johnny looking down i got a little teary eyes yeah i told you dude musicals the reason i don't like musicals is because i get emotional because i have a little boy inside okay that wanted a dad and when it when they start singing these songs i get emotional okay he was trying to cut off his house arrest bracelet and in the process accidentally cut himself and split an artery, he bled out slowly. No, that's not it.

Okay. All right, well, we'll get back to it. You suffocated in some fat white pussy? No, there's no fat white pussy in the outsiders. Come on. The new musical. Oh, yeah, it's like they're dancing. They were dancing, yeah.

Nobody's going to pick up that tub of shit. Yeah. There's no little gay guy that's going to be able to swing that bitch around. Do you remember Lizzo used to do that show for like, hey fat bitches who could do splits get over here and then she lost a bunch of weight now that's not even her thing anymore like weight shit they still have fat lizard on the lobby I know yeah forever fat she takes up two doors oh that on the yeah in the lobby elevator back

Jim Morrison's forever young she's forever fat on the walls that was a fucking killer when she comes up like it always bugs me when I show up at a club and they have fat Bobby photo well you does take the sting off a little bit because it was an elevator up instead of stairs. That is true. You're so happy about elevator when you come out, you go, oh, fat me. Can I say that Christine, the fans have taken over the wolf,

the wolf haircut? What do you mean? They took our photos and gave us all. They've been taking our photos. Oh, giving us wolves? And giving us wolf cuts. Okay. And I'm telling you right now,

the person that looks the best in the wolf cut, and I'll be descriptive, Jacob. I swear to God. Christine looks Why would that blow your mind so hard That's the most insulting way you could have said that If Christine had the wolf Do you know you're going to be surprised

Who looks the best in this girl's haircut The girl Well I would think that you would look the best Or me would look fantastic And a wolf cut Christine suck on them apples Remember that photo Yeah

About tussies hanging out That wasn't a pretty good one Doing tummy time I like when their tussies hang out Look it I mean Christine and me I mean look at that look at this one look how hot you look Christine with the wolf cut

I'll pay for it if you get it look at this Christine it's look at me I look like a wash up like no you're looking at the wrong picture you're not even I mean that's worse you look no that one over here no that one over there you look weird that even kind of that's like so cute yeah a little height well I'm saying like it doesn't look bad like in that picture I don't know if you'd want that every single day I know I had to Let me find a picture. How a cut kind of like that. I'm just saying that the wolf cut, and I don't know, I know you guys hate the wolf cut.

But Christine, it really frames in your face well. Your high cheat bones, your beautiful lips, your American Indian nose that you have. Just none of those stuff are more attractive than me and Bobby's, he thinks. No, I think you look great. I mean, Black Loo looks fantastic with a wolf cut, by the way. No, he doesn't. He'd look awesome in the 70s and 80s. He's with a wolf cut.

It looks crazy. It looks great. It looks like Sylvester. Now, Jacob looks like that is just his hair. I think that could be what your hair should be. You're currently like you're like the newest bass player for Farner. Yeah, yeah. It's like when they say there's only two original members left, you're not one of them.

But the guy shreds. That actually looks like every 10 years of a band. Jacob looks like you could currently play drums for Corey Feldman. Yeah. You look like a Corey Feldman hired gun type. I look like the lead singer of heart. Probably Anne Wilson. That would actually be a dream.

Jay looks like Wolfman Jack. Yeah, I look like a fucking asshole. Christine looks like she fucking goes to jail a lot. Yeah, but she doesn't know any of the prison. She has to meet the prisoners. Yeah, yeah. She wears long sleeves to hide her meth sores. Have a razor and a salami.

Is anybody available for a visit? Lou, you look crazy. Yeah, Lou. That wasn't a good look on you. Lou looks like a lesbian. I don't like it. I really got your cheek-to-cheek smile in there, too. You look pervy.

You look like a fucking washed-up wrestler. I don't think that's my real smile. I look like a current well-known wrestler. Yeah, I love it. Dude, I went to the dentist today. I got to get teeth. I know you got your teeth fixed. But do you have to have teeth taken out at all?

Are your teeth good? I'm going tomorrow. I had a post in the back for an implant for years. Okay. They told me, I was just like, well, we're so far back, like, it's just the last tooth anyway. I'm like, why put a post? And they go, because if you don't put a tooth, if you don't put a tooth in there, the other tooth, they're always looking for a tooth to connect to. So if the top tooth still there, it'll grow down.

Yeah. And they should, so we got to get it on pretty quick. Then they really just laxadaisily didn't put one on for a decade. Jesus Christ. And I just got used to the post being there. But I do feel over the last few years and it felt that tooth is great. growing down. So that's annoying. So I went about a week ago, and they put, finally, they got the tooth, and they put the tooth

on the thing. And right away, I said, sure this lines up good because I feel like I'm biting my cheek a little bit. And he was like, he's like, no, it's all good. And then I was like, yeah, I feel like I'm biting it big. Well, it seems like you bit it. Like you just bit it, like now a little bit. Is it Lewis, your dentist? Sort of. Sort of. He goes, you bit it a little swollen so that's why it's happening when the swelling goes down it should be fine and then i proceeded for the rest of the week and including last night where christine heard me scream fuck when it happened i'm wailing on the side my cheek is so fucking shredded inside oh over it's just it's it gives me a headache well as you bite it it swells and you bite it more it's and so i called them i go is this

normal this is what you're saying was supposed to be normal he was like come in this week i'm like i didn't have to take them both out or something well he can he can he can he can file it down or shape it better. I said it that when I was there, though. Why am I going back? I'm pretty sure I'm biting my cheek. He's like, well, you bit your cheeks, so now it's swollen. I go, but I bit it because the teeth were biting it. Oh, it drove me nuts.

Yeah. But they're going to fix it. They're great dentists. I have a friend dentist. Well, me too. I don't. Family dentist, really. When I was younger, right, like having like a hookup, like a concert hookup was the shit.

Yeah. But at my age now, having a, like a doctor hookup or a dentist hookup is like the greatest. I was in today and he's like, all right, take a 3D scan, do the thing of all his teeth. Don't charge him.

I was like, that's like a grand. That's like a lot of money. And he's like, don't charge him. I'm like, I got the dentist hookup. I got the hook up. And he's like charging me like to get the post and all this stuff. He's giving me like a fucking huge discount on the surgery.

Did you see my dope ass? X-rayed? I'm going to make an album cover? No. So cool. Let me see it. Oh, I got to find it for you. Is this Lewis breaking my knife? Mm-hmm. Good, good, good. Louis breaking my knife. Why don't you run that real quick?

He's fucking stoned out of his mind, too. I mean, he went, you know, knife needs scoff, bro. It was like a Cheech and Chong episode. Man? Yeah, man, knife needs scuffed, dude. You're scuffed. The knife is scuffed. We're all scuffed, man. We're scuffed, man.

You should, let me step on your brand-new Louis Vuitts, bro. Damaged goods, man. I said, step on your Louis Vuitton boots? Christine's head snapped over to me like, how dare you? How dare you? I thought he did. I was like, did that happen? You'd be fine.

Like, I'm like, I swear. Those are nice boots. I'm going to get you a nice knife. I'm going to get you a better knife. I'm going to get you a really good knife, Jay. Okay. Thank you. All right.

Well, that's what I was waiting for. I mean, you just stared at me. Well, you didn't give it to me yet. Well. It's all talk right now. Wait a minute, dude. You think I'm a talker, not a walker? I don't know what you are

You don't think if I say I'm getting you a knife I'm getting you a knife I do I don't like this tone Well I think you're supposed to just give it And then I say thank you for it No dude

You know Bobby One of these days I'm gonna get you a new house Thanks man When It's crazy Okay oh the next Okay I didn't ask a pop question

Do the knife thing again Dude I'm gonna get you a brand I'm gonna get you a sick ass knife When I'll get it this week like soon? This week. Next Monday you'll have it.

So next week, really? Next Monday. So now you said it was going to be this week and now it'll be on next week. I won't see you this weekend. You're going on the road tomorrow. No? I don't leave tomorrow.

I'm going on the road tomorrow. Oh, so you're going on the road so I can't get the knife. Okay, well, thank you. I mean, hey, you know what? Is that good? You're not getting a knife. Is that good?

Keep you scuffed knife. Yeah, I thought we were just playing right here. I thought we were doing a role play. No, I'm not giving you a knife. Because it's fucking bullshit. I tried to make it. I tried to make it the way you wanted with thank you in the beginning

back this up a little bit I'm so happy Lewis is getting fat again and he's actually starting to talk fat no dude you get a knife he doesn't do like the same sweatpants five days in a row move yeah he was on the regs the other day I go you look like somebody dressed a newborn baby for a go to the park

he had a sweatsuit and a little cap on fucking idiot Kim called him out she goes well you're wearing this black sweatpants and you have dried cum on all over the front of him. He goes, he goes, no, it's, it's clearly food. Right where your dick area is and your pants goes, it's food. And he kept doing that thing where we're all laughing at the gist and he keeps going like,

no, it's food. Yeah. I don't know if you know this, but he's so fat right now. He's eating his own cum. He's everything in front of him. For protein? Yeah, for protein. Trying to carb load.

Nothing would make me happier. Jay, if Lewis blows the fuck up. You know, it's funny, he doesn't change anything. Maybe I'm wrong about this, but like it seems like if you follow him on social media, in between, I guess, rare comedy appearances,

he's doing exercising. Seems like 24-7. Right. Training, boxing, showing you who he boxed with, showing you through Harrington's stupid glasses about how he's boxing. He's boxing. They're wrapping their hands and playing with babies and then taking pictures hanging on

the ropes, then buck, then there was sauna, and then go clanging bang in the gym and chin ups and all of this. At any size he is. Like it makes sense. When he's in good shape and this is this schedule, you're like, oh, well, that makes sense. I don't understand when it goes the other way. It seems like he never stops doing the things. It's like 100% food.

Well, the problem is. For him, because he never changes like his training regimen. Well, yeah. Training regiment. What a gay thing for a comedian to have. Well, you know, when you get a house, when you get a house, when you get a house, and you're going to start stocking it with everything. And he comes home after training and doing all that boxing shit

and stuffs his face. No, I've been to his house. He doesn't have any food in that fridge. Yeah, he does. Every time he goes, dude, every time I go, it's like loose fucking bubbly waters, mismatch something. What you mean, a bubbley, like an open bubbly water?

No, like loose is like, they're not like part of it. It's like five different flavors, but just like one of each kind of floating around that are inside of a box that's one flavor. He's one of those guys. Dude, dude, I'm going to take one bite. Norton does the same thing. Let me just take one bite.

I'm on a diet. And they'll take a bite and they'll take half. And then just, dude, take it. Loose didn't know where he's cups are when I went there last time. And this was like a couple weeks ago when we did the show at his house. I was like, do you have bigger cups?

Like, because it was just small cups for like booze? I was like, do you have bigger cups so that can get a glass of water? He's like, yeah, he opened up every cabinet. And then he didn't. He just gave me a small cup also. I'm like, all right. You need a girl. I'll fill it up a couple times.

You need a girl. I don't know. Listen, you need a girl for it to be as, like, what Christine's done to the place. It's just very, like, it's a lot of things that I wouldn't have thought of. But it would be more comparable if I was by myself there, it would be more comparable to what you have than what Lewis has going on. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Lewis's place is, like, like, actually, Lewis's place, like, pretty grown up. Actually, like, I remember the way he used to, you know, he went to now where I don't know.

Yeah, somebody was. I don't know if you'd have like, I don't know if you would have gone out and bought, like, you know, looked at all the different glassware and, like, thought about how they'd look in the cabinet and have, like, you know, matching. But you may have a glassware set. Like, you may have gone and just bought. Like girls do that. Girls will look at glassware and be like, oh, this goes with the plates and goes in the cabinets. And I just find a, this cup is cool. I've got a fantastic sense of style.

What? I. For a house, I've got a good idea for where things should go. look nice. Did he, did he buy all the stuff for the house? Yeah. You bought you, you, you picked out all? No, no. No, no. Did you pick out the stuff? He picked out a lot of stuff. Really? We actually, I don't really, there's some stuff he doesn't

care about, but I don't, you know, all the big stuff we've kind of picked out together. The only thing I've picked out in the house is the travel mugs. That's the only thing she lets me pick out. Wow. It's like the, the travel coffee mug, the travel protein shake mug or the one. water bottles. That's all I get to pick. I've tried to pick out, like, the plates. And I like I like a bowl. I like a nice big bowl. And I like soup spoons. I don't like regular spoons. I like a nice soup spoon. And there's a difference. A soup spoon is like rounder, bigger, nice handle. And I like flatware that is balanced. You know what I mean? So when you put it on the plate, it doesn't

fall off, she's got flatware that is like heavy at the end. I don't like that because it always falls off the plate because it's unbalanced. I might, Jay. I might just take her off and I might, I don't know, I must leave the house. Why do I have to leave? If I lived in my house by myself, it would be pretty well decorated, I think, if I just made my own decisions, I think so. If I lived at the house by myself, I'd have one bowl, one plate, one fork, one spoon,

one knife, one cup. What I wouldn't have. And one coffee cup, that's it. The things that Christine brings that I, that it would be like, oh, these are things I wouldn't have, is like a little glass container with a top in the bathroom for Q-tips.

Well, I would never think. I would just have Q-tips in the drawer. In the drawer, you'd open it up. Well, she actually had something that was really cool. She had a liquor bottle, and she had a candlelight behind it, like electric candlelight behind it, and it lit up the liquor bottle

over to the left of your kitchen. I thought that was amazing. Thanks. Good job. Thanks, Bobby. That really popped. I thought it looked cool too. When I walked in the kitchen, I was like, well, that's fucking interesting.

I do like that. It's a tea light. What is that mean? Just a little tea light. You're such a dick. You're such a dick. I just don't want you guys to give Christine too much credit. It makes it seem like, oh, if Christine wasn't there, you just have blank walls and fucking dartboards everywhere.

No. A dart board. It's not how I live. You remember dartboards were the thing, playing darts? Never. Oh, my God. When me, Patrice, Billy, and Dame were doing open mics, one of the clubs,

the 99 restaurant had an open mic, and they had a dart board in the back, and we would just play darts all night, just in the back. The idea of a pool table is so funny, because if you have, like, just that kind of, like, disposable space where you live, yeah.

I get it. It's like, you know, a one-time thing you buy. It looks very nice, for sure, whatever. But, man, pool table has to be, I bet that's probably widely considered the most stupid, like unused purchase in people's lives or stuff like that. People gather always like start playing a lot of pool. And then you're like, it's fun for a game or so once in a while.

You always lose the chalk. It takes up master space. Like where's the chalk? Then you wind up using like talc powder. My uncle has a pool table up in his big house. That was very personal. I've never heard of losing chalk using talc powder before. Oh, I fucking hate.

I was actually a pool champ when I was in juvenile hall. I won a pool championship. And I got a championship. Well, inside of the juvie place. Well, those are all the kids to play pool. And I want a pool cue that you, you know, the ones when you take it apart, had like a ball on the end. So it looked like a almost like a cane.

And you could unscrew the ball on the top. And it was a half ball, like a brass ball on the top. It was a beautiful pool. pool queue and I made it into a bong I remember I took the top off I put a screen in it and then I drilled

holes in the side and I put tubes around like a four tubes and you could stick it in the ground and put like a lot of pot in it and everybody could just get a little tube and we sat in the park and just smoked got fucking stoned off my trophy pool queue I think of instead you just started listening to the blues

and learned how to play pool with that cue You could have named it. Everyone I know whoever owned a pool table, it was always one wall or a beam. They didn't have enough room. Yeah. Well, anyone I know is at a pool table.

And then have about some people that would go as far as to get a fucking child's pool cue for when you're on that wall? I'm like, I'm okay. Let's just not play. You shouldn't have done this. Yeah. It's got to be in a room that is so vast

that it's the pool table room where you have full range of motion on every side. And if you have that, get a pool table. But anyone that tries to squeeze a pool table, if I put a pool table anywhere in my house, it would be fucking ridiculous. Even if I got rid of, like, a room's worth of stuff, it would be dumb to have a pool table.

Well, they came out with, I think, in the 80s, bumper pool for people who didn't have room for a pool table. Remember bumper pool? Yeah. Which sucked, too. Oh, it's an ass game. It's a shit can. You ever go to someone's house?

They had a billiards table? How about that? With no pockets? No pockets. I don't even understand what a gay. It's like botchy ball on a table. It's the gayest thing I've ever played. It's a game of angles, Jay.

Oh, it's really bad. It's real, real bad. Well, I remember there was a time where pool was huge for a minute. It was fucking huge. Yeah, because of that fucking Chinese lady, Black Widow. I think it was that stupid movie with Tom Hanks. Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise. Color of money. Yeah, it got big again for some reason. and they just started open up, pool halls everywhere. The big pool. And we'd go down and rent a table. And you'd be there just playing pool all night. Pool after one game sucks.

It's bowling. You think you always want to play more games than you do. Yeah, bowling is another one. It's like, are we done? Can we be done? Three games. Three games. And by the third game, you're like, this is the last one, right?

Yeah, it was fun when I got it, and I did a little move, and somebody did it. Oh, my God, you got a spare. And then it's just like, this is fucking over. Your first game's going to be fucking nutsack almost across the board. Yeah. Unless you're bowling a lot. Then you get your rhythm back.

Second game, you do okay. Third game, you're a little bit confident. And then you get out of there. Yeah, you get tired by the third game. You're like, fuck, how'd I do that? Do I spin it? Yeah. Did I did a move?

But man, pool table. That was one of the funniest. When I moved to South Jersey from Philly and I didn't have any friends yet, I had to go wave my flag around town, let people see. I was a cool dude to hang out with. And this was a new moving and trying to semi-reinvent yourself a bit. And all I remember was one night going to a pool hole. This is so not how I dressed at all.

But I put on jeans. A gray pocket t-shirt. Sleeves rolled. With a white t-shirt under it that says black people rolled. No, no, no. We weren't there yet. Just in case? You didn't have that done just in case.

No, I wasn't a comedy yet. I, uh... I don't tell you made friends. Yeah. I, it's this gray t-shirt, rolled up sleeves, and over it, a vest. Ooh. Like, Joey Lawrence, like the plaid on the front back is just black. With the little hookup in the back?

I think the little thing goes across in the back, yeah, for sure. And I just played pool by myself for hours, being like, someone's going to wonder who this fucking new cool guy in town is. They thought it was Fats Domino. Yeah, they thought it was fat fucking Dylan from 90210. That's what I was going for. If you wonder what I was going for, it was fat Joey Lawrence or fat Dylan from 902 and oh.

I would have accepted either one. I'll tell you what that place did have, though, that hot shots or something's called. It was all ages, or 18, no, I guess it was all ages. It was all ages because I was going before I was 18. And there was no problem with that. So it's, but they had pool rack girls. So they hired, like, cute girls in the neighborhood. And they were, like, young, like our age, you know what I mean?

No, I mean, like, I guess probably 18 or so. I bet they all have wolf cuts. None. Now it's the 90s, dude. They were, but yeah, so whenever you're done a game, they're just walking around, they would rack the ball. In fact, I rack pool balls to this day the way they did it. Will you tits out? Tits out.

Constantly, yeah. I grind my fucking cunt against the felt. No, no, no. No, I put everything in except the, keep the eight in the middle there. Yeah. And you put the eight in between the row that's right behind it on top of the rack, and you get it all light and lined up tight, and then last second, drop that eight ball into the hole. I never see, I've never seen that.

Oops, sorry, never seen that. Well, you never went to Hotchots billiards. I have not. You haven't been to the pool hall I went to. Dude, we had a pool hall in Medford, but it was one of that, one of the old school, fucking in the basement. you had to go in Medford Square. You had to go down in the basement. And it was just a basement with,

and they had pool sharks and, you know what I mean? Like people playing for big money and all that shit. Like a real dingy pool hall before they were making pool halls. And I mean, we used to get down there. And I was so scared. But they, I was, dude, I had to be like fucking 10,

11 smoking butts playing pool in a real pool hall. Definitely got molested. You buried it, for sure. I haven't buried it. I'll tell you about it if you want. No, I mean in that pool hall something. No, didn't get Melissa in the pool. That's why you rejected pool once you got your pool cue.

You're like, I don't want to them's going to make a bong out of it. Do you think if I got my lesson in the pool hall? I wouldn't have a one-man show called The Pool Hall. The Pool Hall? I was a lonely boy looking for some fun. In a pool hall. And then I got fucked in the bum. Dude, it's funny that you say that because I moved to up to upstate New York.

I think when I got out of jail the second time, my parents had moved again. Are you going to tell me your vest phase? And well, I went to, I had no friends. I didn't know anybody. And it was in the summer before school started. So if you, like, behind my house was a field and then a little highway and then a bowling alley. So I just walked over to the bowling alley and I went in and I just started playing. They had like three arcade games.

One of them was the karate game. Remember that karate game? Kung Fu champ. Yeah, Kung Fu champ. All joysticks. All joy, right. No buttons. And you would...

Yeah. As all it was, yeah. Chink, yeah, right? And I remember... Well, that's what we would say, but you're not supposed to. Well, I didn't mean it. Chink chink, chink, chink, chung, chink, chink. I didn't mean that.

Chink, chink, chink, chink. But I remember I would go there and I got really good at it. I just played for hours and I got pretty good at it. And I got like a high score or some shit. And the kid was next to me. And he's like, do you bowl? And I was like, I don't know. I bow before.

And he was on a league. Ching, ching, chit, chep, chep, chep. These games are Asian. No, you can't get mad, Jacob. They make it, it's in their country, they make it. That's folly work, Jacob. Yeah, take a timestamp, Jacob. Why?

He's just doing follywork. I'm just taking notes. All right, but he's just, why? Why do you make it bad? Why do sound effects upset you so much? Yeah, why do you get mad at follywork, bro? It's fucking brilliant, that's exactly the sound it made when you would move it. This guy's never played.

This guy's never played. He never played Kung Fu champ Um No And then when you were willing Yillo Yello Um

But dude The guy was like hey man We have a bowling league If it was my little old than me Whatever my age He's like you want to You want to bowl with us So I went over and I bowled

I was like yeah And I went over and bowled Dude I bowled Like a 260 or some crazy I just kept getting strikes Strike after strike after strike These guys are like Holy shit

professionally good by the way It was crazy. I kept getting strike after strike after strike. They were like, you have to be on our team. You have to be, you have to come back. And I was like, you're bowling Bob. I was like, yeah, I'll come back.

I was, fucking, I thought I was like a prodigy or something. I just was bowling. And I came back the next week to be on the team. And I fucking stuck. I was got a ball on it. I lost whatever, whatever thing God gave me to make friends that day, he sucked away from me. Well, he thought it would be funnier for you to make friends

and have them immediately be disappointed in you. They were like, yeah, dude, you can't be on the team. That hot shots billiards when I started doing comedy. There was a buddy of mine. We went there late one night, my friend Mike, and we went, and one of the, like, he knew one of the girls, one of the pool rack girls. So she left and we went back to my mom's house, I think it was,

and we got her to play truth or dare. Such a funny story. She certainly wanted to fuck my friend Mikey. But she was down to do like whatever. We're playing truth or dare. I think by about five truth or dares in, she's naked playing with herself on the couch. And she was like, why don't we all do that?

And I was like, yeah, sure. So I start doing it in a chair. My buddy Mikey starts reluctantly jerking off in a chair. And then she was like, I think I'm going to come. I go, yeah, me too. And I just do. And then poor Mikey was just sitting there. like put his just weaner away after he was like are we done that i think he may have ended up being

gay from that no i think that was one of the things that was like one of like that's a weird thing that's the combination of making a gay guy but it is funny two of the opposite sexes jerking each other off to completion well he was a good looking kid there also is something where it's like yeah like there there should be an in between i guess from what i'm saying i was probably uh me and that girl were probably taking part in something that is a little extort but we were all like yeah but this is great everyone's happy right about this and my friend mike's the one who's the one I was going like, oh no. This is weird.

I'm just staring at her whacking off. She's staring at him whacking off. And he's reluctantly not barely whacking off. Dude, it's so funny how we used to use kids games to get pussy. Oh, this was no pussy. Truth of Dare. No one got pussy this night. But, like, uh...

Truth of Dare was one of the fucking greatest games to get laid. When they called Truth of Dare a kid's game, I go, no. No, it's not. If you do truth or dare and you play it the kid's way, it's because the guys realize it would be weird to not make it. But no guys ever enter truth of dare and been like, all right, I guess who's going to look at my dick for 10 seconds in this room? It's a stupid dares. What girl am I going to ask to show her butthole for seven seconds negotiable down to five? It's funny that you have to ease into it, though.

You have to ease, even that when you... Peck kiss on the lips. seven days later you're like four fingers up your ass yeah you've already done three i want you to bring me right to where i'm about to come and then you have to take my dick out yeah edge me for 20 minutes go on well then answer the truth me and me my friend aldob betty we were at this place one night at the delihoss it was a 24 hour diner and we saw this little nerd girl it's like in a right in femmoor square which is colleges. All these colleges are right around there.

Right in a Fenway Park. And it was kind of a hipster deli. A lot of crazy people would come in. A lot of college kids, but a lot of weird fucking people. And this girl was sitting there. She was reading a book. A little nerdy girl, glasses, reading some fucking book. And we just started talking to her. It was just like just us in there. We started talking to her.

And it was really cool. And she was really kind of shy and kind of nerdy. And she's like, I got to go. I was going, like, where are you going? I'm going back to my apartment. I go, let us come. But we want to go with you? And she's like, you want to come back to my, yeah, so we went back to her apartment

and we were hanging out and we had whatever. We were hanging out, just regular, not alcohol or anything. We were sober at the time. And then. You were 15. So, no, I was, this is when I was doing comedy. And we brought,

and then we started playing Truth of Dare. It was like our thing. Me and Al always had this thing. So we were doing Truth of Dare. And then we slowly eased into like sex stuff like you know I want you to get him hard under his pants okay and then I want you to

show a little bit of ariola and then it got to the point where she's like she just went fuck this fuck it go in the other room go in my bedroom she went to the closet this little nerdy girl reading a book she came out dude I swear to God I think there was lights behind her and smoke

it looked like a fucking rock video she came out with fucking boots up to her knees handcuffed belt fucking like this top that just had her tities out and like her hair was fucking higher or some shit and she had gloves on she's like you guys

ready to do this. I mean Al just remember he grabbed me he goes dude what are we gonna do I'm like I don't know just hold on dude hold on she came in and just fucking the both of us just went at it just went at it we was so scared though because it just went from this cute

little to let's she went fuck this go in the bedroom she came out she goes your boys ready to do she came out like a fucking motley crew video Who'd she like more? Al, always liked Al had a bigger piece Yeah He had a nice piece Yeah, it always

It was always me first It was always me first Because I was more, I was cool than him Yeah, you knocked down the door I would always knock down the door But when he took out his bat It was like, you know, I had an all right bat But his thing was

Yeah That's what ruined all my truth of dares With Kevin Hart He would always do that Because he had that conversation He'd be like He goes, dare me to pull my dick out And I go

All right, I go, Kev, I dare you to show These girls your dick And then he'd pull it out And they'd be like, oh my God And then he'd be like, without asking me He goes, I'm gonna do Jay the favor back And he'd be like, Jay, I dare you to show them your dick, I go, well hang on now

What are you doing here? This is crazy Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, come on, man, is that how we? Come on now Supposed to get me hard over the pants first Yeah, we didn't even pet on their lips.

How about I show you my butthole for seven seconds, negotiable five. Yeah, dude, it was fucking crazy. She was such a perv. She actually referred us to a friend. Oh, wow. What a skis.

She called this up. She goes, listen, I had a really good time the other night. I told my friend about you, too. She wants to meet you. She was like, what? We're like, all right. Her name's H.I. Vicky. So we had to go,

it's a nickname. Me and Al had to go over this girl's house, but she was having a party. So when we got there, there was like a lot of people there. You guys were set up, sent it to somebody else, like two fucking male jigilos? You got referred to another girl at a double team? So we went over the house and she's having a party.

She's like, come on in. So she sat us down and kind of like interviewed us. She's like, all right, I think you guys are cool. Come back tomorrow night. And we're like, all right. So we just left the party. Went back the next night and just went at it. She was another one.

She just opened up like a custom wooden box with just Trojans. And it, and it sucked because she was shuffling through them and she handed me just a regular one. And then she was kind of searching and she just gave Al a magnum, big fucking dick condom. I blindly believe everything you tell me. I want you to know that. Yeah. But your stories are that of somebody.

It looks, all the stories are like you and Al, should have at some point had to, like, lower your glasses to look at each other and be like, uh-huh. Oh, I think we picked the right vacation spot. I remember. I mean, these are crazy. He goes, then her boyfriend comes in. So I'm hiding under the bed.

Then they have sex. Then Al comes in there and knocks him unconscious with this big fat dick. We were having. Woo! She was blowing him. And I was banging a doggy style. And I was slapping her ass. And I was just cracking.

And she was like, oh, yeah, she was getting so into it. And then I wound up slapping my own ass. I just remember her turning around going, did you just slap your own ass? It was just a slap, silence, and then did you just slap your own ass? I was like, yeah, I don't know, is that bad? Did that ruin the referral system?

No, no. I remember, she's like, she went like this. She's like, not to get too disgusting it. Did you ever get? We have a guest here, and I apologize. Did you ever get to the final boss of tag team pussy? You and Al? I remember, she's like, we're going to come,

and she goes like, oh, I want you both. to come in my face. And I was like, all right. So I came, and it just came out regular. But Al's monster dick, I remember he filled up her eye socket like a leg. Yeah. And I was just like,

ugh. And I remember she had to like lean over to the side and let it, like the, it just drain out like there was a beaver dam. And then I remember she goes, she goes, it's okay. It's all right. She goes, you guys hungry?

I'm like, yeah. She goes, I have chili. I'll make chili. She went downstairs. It made us chili. That's not fuck food She can't No not at all

But it was really good She made us chilly And she just had one And one of her eyes was shut From Al's sick ass Lowe I just remember I was shut And all red

From Al's a stupid load I will tell you I don't care Sometimes I come More Sometimes I come less But I will say If I was coming in a room

On a girl With another guy Yeah It immediately in my head becomes unspoken competition Yeah And I would feel like, I was like, oh, I just fucking, you know, I just hit like the upper lip and maybe chin, but like the other guy hosed her down. I would just respectfully leave.

Yeah, I wouldn't accept the chili for, chili goes for the winners. Chili's for winters. Yeah. Well, he did. He did get a dollop of sour cream. I didn't. Absolutely, he did. And fresh jalapinos on top of his.

A little cheddar cheese on top of them. Oh, a little cheddar jack mix. You just got a slice of fucking craft single. She just slapped on top of your shitty bowl. Yeah, it was disgust. I just remember looking. goes, great news, boys. I have another friend who's in town

looking to get filled up. Oh, oh yeah, Bobby. It looks like the fucking bang boys are back at it again. It's Bobby Kelly and Al Dall Benny in Licensed to Drive 3. What's that? It's going to be a comic thing.

It's so funny how many of my guy friends have just like tag teamed girls with their homies. It's just like something they do. I promise you, This was, you know my personality to know enough. This has never happened in a situation where the girl ultimately wasn't like, hey, let's do that.

It's not, it's never been me coaxing somebody to doing that. I would think no one's going to do that. No, it's not. That's just such a funny, like, I didn't, you know, I didn't have, I didn't have, like, girlfriends. I had pretty slutty girlfriends. I didn't have girlfriends that were going out, like, banging two guys together. No, you don't know. They may have not told you that because it's the ultimate.

Maybe. I'm just like, wow, how many girls I got to do it? You never did it in your life? Never. I wonder if Dawn's ever done it. She asks. No, she has. She told me on Thanksgiving.

She asked you on Thanksgiving? She told, yeah, she has me on Thanksgiving. Hey, will you not come banging out in the fucking reading room? You want to straighten my shit over Bobby's reading the square? It was never, but you're right. It was never, it was always the girl was into it 100%. It's not a matter of even being into it, though. It's like that you're easing into it with these little games to see where they're at.

No, no, for sure. but I mean like, I mean the one, the fucking me, my buddy Glenn and Metzker, that girl, we were playing truth or dare. And then she did, I mean, almost identically, I mean, she didn't put on an outfit or anything, but she was just kind of like, hey, do you guys just want to fuck? Instead of like dilly dally-dowing around and have me look at your weiner for 10 seconds. Yeah. Leave it out. We'll all fuck. And we were all like, that wasn't how we thought that was going to go, but all right.

Yeah. It is a weird thing when they're like, hey, let's do this. No, that's what I'm saying. but if that didn't come up, like, again, like, even when we went there, the three of us, you're almost like, in your mind, it's so funny because, like, how reversed this is in your head did you get older too? But in my mind, I'm like, best case scenario, we all get the fucker together. Well, worst case, one of us is going to, you know what I mean?

Where it's like, now it'd be like, you'd almost be like in a situation like that at this age where I'd be like, who do you are interested in? Like, I look at this early before. I don't want to be part. Like, I'd rather not fuck with another guy in the room, if possible. I've had that. I've had the, I've been unpicked a few times, too. That's a shitty feeling.

Oh, I told. When you get unpicked, when it's like everything's going great, and you think it's going to be you three. And then it's the last moment, she's like, she whispers in his ear. He's like, hey, dude, you mind sitting in the lobby for a little bit? And I'm like, yeah, dude, I'll go. You just have to be out in a lobby,

ready for your friend to have a good time. I know, I told you this, but that was down in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. At that Rascals Club, we were all there for me. me, Josh Wade de Rosa in the hotel in the hotel

yeah we had two rooms only so it was gonna be like bananas or rascals it was rascals okay

it was uh south jersey it was two uh we had two rooms with two beds in each and it was gonna be like one room's my room

I was like closing the show and like I had the other rooms for them but these three girls came back or two girls came back I'm sorry these two girls came back

and they were hanging out and everything and then like the The one was already in the, just our friend Josh. He, like, pulled these girls initially anyway. So she was all over on him. And me and DeRose are over there, futsing around with this other one.

No one's even really nice to tell you attracted to, but it's, again, we're just in our 20s. So we're like, whatever. Who cares? And then the girl. But me and the girl are like, the rose is like milling around a lot. Me and this girl are kind of like sitting on the bed a bunch together. And it seems like she kind of likes me. And, and we go, yeah, so let's, let's do it.

thing yeah wanting gay sex serious sex um i'm so confident that she it's like and i'm almost at this point going like the rose is like fucking just milling around like dude like beat it you see where this is going and then we were like so she's like well i'm not going to do anything with both you she goes but she goes but you know what should we do and i go well looks and i'm giving like i'm just giving such a speech like we're all adults here okay it whatever you want to do you want to do and if not like the other personal go no harm no foul we're all friends and it's like not a big deal and she was like i don't want to say it makes me feel bad and i was like well then write it down i'm pushing i'm like let's get on with this so we can get joe out of here and we can start dunk and doodle and uh

and then she writes it down on a piece of paper and i go uh i go all right she goes i'm so sorry like to she's i'm so sorry i just outwardly and i go i go all right i go let me i'll read it I'm in my mind, I'm already in my mind giving like the, what's the face I'm going to give Joe? Like, sorry, Joe, but you go to blah, blah, blah. And it just says Joe. It says Joe. But I goes, so I want this.

Before I said a word, no, I'm like this. I went, I go, this is the person you want to stay or go. She goes, stay. She goes, stay. And I was like, yeah, I just keep going. Like, no, it's cool. I just got to go to my stuff here and get on my stuff. I believe in what I said.

I meant what I said. This is before laptop. By the way, any of him like that to me today, I'm like, oh, good, I'm going to go back in my room and watch the Sixers game or the UFC event. Do you know what I mean? Like, there's my laptop. This is when you go back to the thing, it's like, I guess I'm going to watch Coach alone. I thought we were going to order food all together later, but I'll be here by myself.

And you go back near DeRosa, how was it? He was like, yeah, wasn't that great? You're like, oh, good, good. Well, I was lonely. It's so funny Asking her again, I go, you wrote down who you want to stay, right? Or who you want to stay or who to go?

Stay. Oh, I made this weirder and weirders. I keep going. Did you keep the note? No. No. That, and there was the, yeah, the note thing was that was one of the best.

Same club. And Nate, Bargettzi, there was a girl that I'd hooked up with before came to the show. And I was like, oh, we're hooked up again. And then she just seemed to take a liking to Nate. Nate wasn't doing anything. You know what I mean?

He was just like being there and she just liked him. And that night she ended up getting drunk and like she didn't hook up with anybody or anything and she left. And in the morning we're driving back to New York and this is Nate's young. Nate, keep in mind this, this is like a Nate

like he's excited he's on the road with me. This is Nate Bargatsy now. You know what I mean? He's like worried about things like me not liking having him on the road with me. Yeah. I remember fucking Nate with a shitty car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So there. Really. So we're driving back and Nate and Nate goes in his pocket and just pulls out a piece of paper and it's from that girl. It says Joe. Never forget, Joe. It's never going to be here. Give this to Jay. He forgot this last time he was here.

Oh, yeah, the Joe paper. Now we're driving back and it's a letter from her and it's just kind of like, hey, Southern boy with the sexy accent. You know, she just basically hits on him or whatever. you know I really like it was great meeting you and I'd love to see you know here's my number maybe or whatever and he's just kind of like oh man he's like thank God I figure

how much I'd have to explain that you know I think it's like he was like Laura I think still but he was just he was completely innocent in the situation yeah it's just he looks at the thing so I go you know I'm going home to

uh Carla my ex so I'm going like fuck I better look through my she probably this fucking crazy bitch probably left me a note and I'm going through every fucking pocket and everything I own and watching Nate sit there. Nate's face is saying like, man, I really hope he finds a note because Nate's like doesn't want to be like this girl that he hooked up with before now.

Do you know what I mean? Like he already felt like I was going to be mad, which I wasn't, but he thought I'd be mad at that. And so he's just sitting there going like, please find a note, man. He wanted me to pull out a note so bad that she wrote something to me too. And I'd drive him awkwardly like, hey, sorry that girl you hooked up with didn't like you anymore and locked me. You found a note that said not you?

Yeah, yeah. He goes, tell him. how much I wanted to fuck them. At what point were... When you were, like, looking through your pockets, like, up till the very last piece, were you thinking you were going to find a note? Or, like, did you realize...

I think... I may have pulled over to the next... Like, there's Jersey Terran Pike. So I probably pulled off the next rest stop. I was like, I can't go home and have this fucking note fall out of my bag. I'm going to have a whole bunch of shit at home. I mean, I don't know if I did a unzip the bag,

but, I mean, I went through, like, pockets, everything I could possibly go. my book bag that was out there. Things that she was never in contact with. The Trump? She never could have come. You went through the trunk? Yeah, I'm the only thing goes,

you got some sort of like a fucking mirror on a stick I could put under the car? Like, you know, they check for bombs? Hey, Nate, check the glove with real quick, man. Nope, just insurance papers and stuff? Okay. Did you open them up and wag them out because she may have stuffed it in there really deep?

This chick likes a hunt. Meanwhile, Nate's was just, like, basically hanging out of his pocket. He was like, oh, what's this? A note she left in clear plain sight. And he was just like, why did I have to say anything? Oh, my God, yeah. He was just like, fuck, dude.

He's like, I went on the road with this guy for one of the first times, and I just stole a fucking chick without, like, unwittingly, like lost him, Buzzy. Oh, it's so funny. Well, going on the road and having a hotel room, when you first, you know, and it was near the club and not getting something was like the saddest. Because you just be, because my whole thing,

you go, I'd be looking at girls from stage of trying to put my leg up on a fucking monitor. Let him see your bulk. Hit a punch line and then look right down and I'm going to go, you liked that one, didn't you? Let him see your schmutz. Yeah, you know what I mean? And then just blast off stage and try to hook up, you know, just to give that moment. And then, but going back to the hotel and not, like, not getting anybody sucked. I was always able to, like, I'm bringing video games in the road.

was always a fine thing. Bringing friend on the road was always a huge thing to not give a shit about that too. You know what I mean? Yeah, I never did that. Like me and Dave, I mean, our stories of hooking up

on the road where people were like, not that many quite honestly, but I mean, so many fun nights of like, even when it was like the almost, then we just go back and play video games. Yeah. You didn't smoke pot. You have no other vices.

I have no other. So it's going to be food. Yes. So I think, but me and Dave could live the food if there was a pussy great. If not, video games. Yeah. We'd, so we were kind of like, I mean, it was health-wise, terrible time for me for that.

Mine was pussy and food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I was either going to meet a chick or I was going to order a lot of food. But I never thought I'd see a day where my motivation for comedy was much beyond pussy. And it is funny how that just does fade with age and time and just doing it long enough. I really, it's like I said, my social anxiety beats out looking for any kind of fucking female adoration after a show anymore. I don't go out and much meat and greet or stuff. I do the meat and greets, but the girl, I never have a...

I mean, everyone wants a while, but most of the time it's my age chicks, you know, with some old fat hump on the back of their neck from fucking reading too much. Yeah, it is funny. I wish, it's funny that how much my opportunities, as I got older probably are more attractive women as like, you know, just like notoriety and,

and like, you know, I lost weight in my life and stuff have gotten better. because when I was younger and doing it I mean they're funny stories but I wish I had less of like you know goofy husband watches his morbidly obese wife blow me in a fucking Mohegan son

I'm like oh my God what am I doing? It's just like I have to do something so bad that I'm just yes to this yeah Bobby it looks like we picked the right mohigan son all right we gotta take a break

we got a very special guest coming in Ian finance is coming in Finance. I say finance. But there's no N. I've heard it both ways. But it's spelled the way it's said. But I say it finance.

Because that's the way he likes it. I don't have an argument. Ian, finance is coming in. Finance, whatever the way you want to say. Nope, none of the two you said. Finance. There's a FID. It's finance.

Finance. I feel like you just see the FI and just assume that it's... Or finance. You look at the first few letters and then just guess what the rest of the word is kind of guy. With most names. I appreciate that. That's why I love doing the show with Big J Oca. Yeah, yeah.

I just give you Big J so you don't have to worry about it. One syllable piece. Actually, I'm going to call you Mr. O. He called himself Mr. O last night. He's coming. He's got a whole thing he's promoting. Christine scrolled off it so I can't see it. Yeah, what does he got?

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