The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Boy George Face & The Magnetic Zeros

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

When Jay was young, he thought that Boy George was a misunderstood cute girl. He also didn't realize that the black guys in their video were wearing blackface. | Jay tries to teach Bobby about Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros who had a hit song called "home." | Bobby tries to show that he can rap by spitting some rhymes off the top of his dome. | The Bonfire crew go around the room and tell how they are spending their holidays. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I never put it together, man. What? That boy George was your idol, and that's why you dress like him. It's not my idol. Well, I mean, you emulated. How's that, boy George? I don't wear big hats.

You would have. I thought Boy George, despite the name that I never really paid much attention to, was a misunderstood, a cute girl. who had an interesting taste in makeup and then I would understand Boy George and Billy Bob dressed the same Meanwhile turns out

Boy George was a boy getting this asshole Fucking blooming onion by everybody else in the band Didn't Culture Club keep falling apart Because he kept sucking and fucking everybody in the band What is it now they had to introduce this The health club The Dolphin? Is that like a gay

Why did they introduce that in the video? What are they interesting? It says Dalton Health Club 1957. Yeah, what is that? Is that like a gay health club? Maybe. Are these little gay Easter eggs

that we missed? Are they kicking him are they taking him to court? Whoa, blackface in that video? I don't remember that, yeah. Go back to that. That was crazy.

Yeah, it's like a bunch of people in blackface with white lists. He's wearing a Jewish shirt. It says a bunch of stuff in Jewish. Go back in the front. George is so cool. What does it say? He's wearing a Jewish shirt.

Jewish shirt. And then shows people wearing blackface. Jacob, what What does that say? Buy low, sell high. Damn, dude. He just had nothing but shirtless guys around them and I didn't see any of them. I was like, oh, these guys all must want to shot at this cute.

They must see what I see. Well, they going to throw him out and then he disappeared? Is that what happened? Yeah, you can't get your hands on Boy George. He's an enigma. Oh my God, look. That is 100% blackface. That's blackface, all right.

But they don't give Boy George shit, you know why? Boy George's shit, you know why? Why? Turns out he's not a misunderstood chick who needs me to save her and have sex with her. It's a boy. Yeah. It says culture club on a shirt. You didn't get, yeah.

Oh my God, that is like holy. That's like old time 1800s blackface. Yeah, they're really the fun one. Yeah, where they did the lips white. Yeah, the ah, cha, cha, cha. Wow, I never know. That's Al Jolson blackface. I see it at the very beginning, too, somewhere.

What's happened? You see it in the beginning, too. Can you look up if there's been any back. No. Over the black face and the do you really want to hurt me video? Or is it the gay people that still watch this video? Myself included just go like, ooh, blackface. So tawdry.

Ooh, that's tawdry right there. A weird little video. Damn, that blackface is brought to you by Terms and conditions apply. God, I don't even use my hands anymore. Wow, you're getting great. I mean, not even a one. Not even a one gesture.

I used my finger. Did you know I just used my finger during that? I'm down to my finger. I'm pointing it all in that little finger, my index. Yeah, I do a lot of like internal hand motions for sure. Oh, what's this? Yes, there was backlash and controversy over the use of blackface imagery and the original music video for Culture Club's hit song.

Do you really want to hurt me? Particularly in the United States where there's black people. They could just put black people in it. Why was it blackface? Was that a thing? Right here, it's X-Mexam. The director's intention. was the use of black face

It was an artistic decision meant to stand up Sorry, send up bigotry And point out hypocrisy The intention was to draw a parallel Between racial prejudice And the homophobia and anti-gay legislation That boy George faced in the UK at the time The actors under the makeup were reportedly black themselves

Lies A choice intended to reinforce the state About the absurdity of judging others That's not true, that's a good back pedal though No, they are Blair If you look at the people though I did think that before So I was like, is everybody black

because it's like the dances are what do you call that do you call that double black face double black face chocolate chocolate chip so it was uh chocolate chocolate chocolate chip it was all removed in america that's why don't remember it oh that's it that's the uh it was removed for mtv in the u.s. well i would have i wouldn't have remember it anyway it doesn't those are things you're too focused on his hair yeah and his outfits i just wanted to take care of her The thought of her, the thought of Boy George is still her to me. I just wanted to take care of her and let her know that it's okay, you dress weird and silly and the goofy hair. I get it.

I get it. Look at these gloves. I know, Bobby, I was seven. Dude, that picture of you and that Boy George outfit was pretty sassy. Remember that blow shoe wearing? Oh, somebody, my friend John Eamon from high school sent me a picture today of, I mean, when the fuck was I? born it looks like it's a black and white photo it is a black and white photo

it's probably from a yearbook or something this is a bowling this is the intermural bowling teams we didn't have sports oh my god I'll tell you what though the bowling team's like it looks like it brought out every white kid in the school but there was still some black people on it which I send just to you Christine

how did you know that was not how did you think that was a girl looks like John Cusack what that's a guy look at that soft face it's nuts it's a lot of makeup no don't Don't say that. Are there any photos where he looks like a girl?

Yes, everyone. Maybe that hat. Maybe the hat one. Then he became like an old bald guy with a goatee, but I mean, come on. All right, that's not the boy George that I thought I was going to save. That was your ultimate goal, that photo. It's my goal picture. Yeah.

You should dress his boy George. No, young boy George. Look up young boy George's when I. I got it. I got the picture. Yeah, old boy George looked like Paul Verzi. Yeah. Come on.

that showstopper look at that fucking showstopper of a face come on look at that picture in the middle yeah she does look at an Italian girl come on right yeah you would dude you would it'd be too late you'd have cock in your mouth before you realize you'd fucking zig when you should have zagged

I'm not saying this to be I'm not saying a pouty face looks like Shenato guard buddy it looks like you stop it that photo go back to that photo that bring up the photo of Jay remember the one my sad face just remember the Remember the one with the kids? He was holding the baby.

I was put on boy George face. Dude, you had, you look exactly. Oh, I didn't know you meant that. I thought you were talking about our pictures we took for serious where I have sad face. No, your photo with your pink blouse on with the kids. Wow. It's a pink. It's purple.

Okay. You only got me to say pink. It's a purple and yellow. Okay. Pimp colors. Short sleeve. That's your face in that photo. Short sleeve.

You guys had so much in common. You guys are being mean. God, you put feathers in your hair, wouldn't you? Why is there a picture of nipples next to this on Facebook? Because we were fucking searching up all kinds of shit. It says polish mark. It's nipple covers, I think. Is it not?

It's nipple covers of nipples? Yeah, see, they're like rhinestoney. Well, those are hot. You should get those, Christine. I'll get them. I meant for you. You know, I like accessories. What would Boy George do?

Can somebody get me a bracelet that says, what would WWBGD? What would Boy George do? Wait, where did that picture just go over? What'd you do? Why'd you get rid of it? God, you hate Boy George. Yeah.

Where was it? Who's that? Is that Gina Brione? There is. There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's I should put more fucking stuff on. You have to say. Buddy, you got to put those on, fucking social media.

Why, you got that beautiful blue eyes? Buddy, you look exactly like, you look like bigger boy George. You got to take my siblings out of the picture. It was gone. He could kill him. I'm a man. Were you listening to Culture Club while you took that photo? That's why you're so sad.

I wasn't listening close enough or else I would have heard boy George tell me 15 times in the song, I'm a man. I'm a man. I just went right in one ear out the other. I was deaf with love. I was deaf with lust I'll come and go What was it?

I thought they only had like three hit songs But they had a lot Like five probably hits Five hits As culture club And then he had the crying game Was it hit? Did he ever have like a real hit solo?

I don't think so That was a big hit Wasn't it up for an Oscar? The crying game with a movie I think the movie was But wasn't the song too? Song stinks No I like that song

I like putting lyrics to it very fun song to put lyrics to yourself oh yeah jacob had sex with a guy because the crying game talk about paco's dad paco's dad has poe and cocko and cock in the crying game a palm tree up his shitter in the crying game first there was are coconuts banana in your butt about the crying talk about Lou.

I'm sorry Paco my butt holes full in the crying game damn boy George was a hot chick I always like to you know the bands like that I always like to hear one of their not hits how bad they must have had like just trash just trash right sometimes serious x-m will play a fucking deep cut like a culture club it's never good yeah i i've

never heard any of their i never got an album of theirs i only heard their hits i will say there are people where it's like the songs that i love the most are like the serious xm is good for that sometimes they pull out one where you're like oh yeah like if i was going through the catalog of songs i to pick for my favorite Tom Petty song and I don't know what my favorite Tom Petty song is but I forgot until not long ago, Woman in Love by Tom Petty

because it just never comes up. You have to go find that song. Yeah. In Sirius X I played it one day. Woman in Love? You got to bring that on. I can't hit that one. No? She cries in night Oh yeah, okay. No, that's a good song. I like that song. I like that song. But I wonder what I... Yeah, that chorus. Go back before the chorus kicks in.

when he let you know she's a woman in love. Yeah, it's a great song. Could somebody back up? This is his best song. It's a great, great song. Yeah, he really... But you don't hear it a lot. This would never be considered one of it.

This will play Free Fallen a thousand times before you'd hear this. A lot of passion in his voice on this one. It's that. Tucket, we... Yeah. A lot of his songs are this. Something in the boot

You know, get crazy One of the ugliest singers ever Oh yeah, the guy looked dead for 40 years Yeah Stevie Nick still fucked him Yeah Damn Stevie Nick's fucked everybody

I know She's a climber I know She's fine Shut it up Blue She didn't need to She didn't need to climb That's a good song

Oh it's a good song Yeah Stevie Nick These were her peers. Stevie was hoeing it up. Yeah, she really was a fucking pincushion of celebrity cock. I know they said something about I think like Lindsay coming to the house and her having to like hide in Tom Petty's house because she was there fucking him. Or something. Yeah, she had to hide. I think it was Jimmy Iivine or something went to Tom Petty's house and she was

hiding in the fucking closet or something like that. She's just a fucking climbing hoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I'll always tell you, the most telling thing of her, why that band broke up 55 times. Isn't just they all fucked each other and blah, blah, blah, blah. When used that video, we always watched, 1977, Japan, Fleetwood Mac, full force. Lindsay Buckingham still has beard and afro. And then they start doing the go-your-own-way. It's the end of the song.

They just jam it out. Stevie Nix goes right over, starts playing in her flowy dress, looking hot as ever. This is the 70s. Steve-Nex, gorgeous. Standing right in front of that fucking dyke-face, Christy McVee,

and just playing, I mean, right in front. I mean, stealing the thunder from her completely. She's playing tambourine. Christy McVee is over there, wailing on that piano, really contributing to the song. Because when she was young,

she had to learn an instrument because of her face. Right. And just look at Stevie Nix just never leaves right in front of her, blocking her with her fucking sexy back in her negligee.

Look, she's standing behind her. Maybe she's trying to draw attention to her. She's dominating her. She's probably trying, look, she probably had to talk. Nobody looks at me. I do a lot of the work, and she goes,

I'll come staring by you. So at least the audience will know you're here They're going to look at you now Because I'm behind you Yeah they're going to be like oh I thought that was a guy Yeah most people are like Who's that dude on the organ He's really good

Now she's drawing so much She's got the thing draped across her arm She's stealing attention from her Look at that She's Stevie fucking Knicks Right And she's bullying Lindsay Buckingham's over there

Fucking air fucking his guitar He's having a ball But she had to go over there And steal the other girl's moment It's a real I'm telling you It's a psychological thing I think it's a more of a, hey, look at her for a minute.

She's nice, too. If she never went over there, nobody would know that fucking Muppet face was existed. No, you would. Your eyes would go across the whole stage and eventually you'd see Lindsay Buckingham losing this shit. She's just drawing attention away from Lindsay. You see Mick Fleetwood killing it over there. Look at her. She's gorgeous.

She's so hot. She's so hot. That side tits enough to smack it to. Yeah, she's hot. She could have went in the back And drank a cup of coffee For the last seven minutes of this song She's unnecessary in this song

At the end She plays tambourine and dominates Christy McVee I think you got it backwards dude I think she's just trying to get a little love Up there to that dude Oh yeah yeah And then she fucked her husband

Uh good call She's probably looking out for Right before she sucked and fucked her husband Didn't she go Who else did she go with She went with Who's the what's his name?

Don Henley. Don Henley. And she went with the other songwriter too. Everybody she's ever worked with. What was the guy he's bald, but he was good looking on who's young? What's his name?

Jimmy Iovine. No, the other guy. Well, that's another one. You'll know. Joe Walsh, Don Henley, make late wood. We're looking at drummers? Phil Collins?

No. Her dating. Singer songwriter. Guy, solo dude. James Taylor? She fucked James Taylor, too. Yeah, she's a piece of shit. She's a piece of shit.

Do you know this band? Edward Sharpen the Magnetic Zero's do the song Home. I'm pretty sure this is relationship's illegal. I think this guy, this hippie guy, started a cult, and he makes a retarded girl sing with him. However, I've recently followed some of this guys on his own music. It's like a whole different, I don't know if it's a different vibe, but he's like cool by himself.

This seems like culty weird this song, but I've always loved this performance because this girl might be retarded. She's a shaved head, Nimrod, and he just, when they talk, it almost sounds like he's talking to someone who's slow. Look at her face. Too facie to be normal. No one's that expressive? Maybe she's deaf.

It's the opposite of Jacob. She might be deaf. You know, deaf people are very facie, expressive. Whistle's good. Oh, this song's great. Retarded people whistling. Oh, they're all whistling on together. It's more than one.

That guy's got feathers in his hair also. That's not his hair? It might be his hair, actually. Did jizz in his hair? Like, what about Mary? I mean, he looks more slow than her. He does until you see him. I think I played it for you before.

He's touching her face like retarded people do. Yeah, he's trying to see what she looks like. But there's a video of him doing like a song that I like of his by himself. I know. I forget the name of the song. Truth. Truth. But he seems so fucking cool.

It's in Philly at like a major festival. It's so good. She's getting a little crazy with her. Oh, get to the part where they talk, please. Me and Josh always do this at comedy jam, and then I talk to him, I go, hey, dumb, dumb. I saw a cooking show with all retarded guys. It was the most adorable thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

They were just cutting baking, complimenting each other. Oh, you do it good. It's good. Here we go. Hey, stupid. It's like when they let, like, handicapped people out in, like, a yard to interact with each other. Wait, who is this?

Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zero's. By the way, his name's not Edward Sharp. No. His name's Alex Ebert. And George Boy wasn't a girl. Can't tell you what you won't like? Can't you tell you what you won't like? His name's Alex Ebert, and I've seen him listed as that.

And I've liked this stuff. Sometimes, though, he just chooses to go by Alexander. Yick. Yick. That song, truth, is 14 years old. So that's like the same time as this. No, no, I'm saying something about, I don't think it's different than this.

I'm saying, I thought that was like what he was doing right now. He looks like a cult. He looks like a cult figure in this, and in that he just seems like the coolest white dude. Like, this guy seems like a guy is like a problem. Like he's like, like the government's going to have to get involved at some point.

It does. Yeah, the music videos too. I hate the way she's dancing. The other thing I haven't performed by the song? I hate how much they're enjoying this. No, it's in film. Oh, is it? Because this is...

No, it's in Philly. He looks like... I mean, he's wearing like a pirate shirt here. That's not it. No, it's in Philly. Isn't that the shirt in Seinfeld? It might be... Yeah, it's right there.

That's it. So it's listed as Edward's shirt. Yeah, because it's probably their concert. But I think he does a solo song. But if he just cut ahead to it a little bit. I mean, he's so cool here. I mean, he still looks like a cult leader. He has like a messy man bun works next.

I know, but he looks like a young, like, guy who's just into this kind of shit. I don't know. It reads cooler. He definitely smells. 100% sticks. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't really judge this song by this.

I do love this song, but it's not... You like this song? It's not the song, though. I do. Is this the same? I do like this song. Turn it up. Wait, it all kicks in.

Truth. Nope, don't like it. Is that Jamaica? What is he doing? He's rapping, dude. I don't like it. All the people are leaving. No way he just...

No one's leaving. No one's leaving. First of all, he went on the crowd. and nobody reached out. Not only do they all start reaching out. He smokes weed with him, and then he gives the mic to a black guy who raps. It's awesome.

Dude, he had to have weed. He has to have a presence for them to touch him. You hate. Bobby's full of haterate today. No, I'm not. I just don't like, I don't think this guy is good. I think he looks cool here. Get away from that and let me get this black guy rapping.

Oh, God, this is so boring. Now, I think he... I'd rather listen to Jacobs sing jingle bells. Well, we all would rather. That's true. Get where he goes over to the black guy. Anybody here know how to rap, he says? And then it's just one black guy, he gives the microphone to.

There's one black guy, this folk festival. He found him. Anybody here know how to rap, he says? You don't think he's a plant? You go out. You can go back. So do you know how to rap? Hey, I found the one black person here.

I mean, that is the whitest event. He found a black guy. It's just one. Yeah. Philly supports their black people. There's a bunch of other black people around him. Yeah, now he started rapping. It's like a beacon.

They go, yo, is that black rap? Let's find him. There's a black guy. He's security. Come all. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a bunch of white people.

They're going to love it. Exactly. Let me tell you something. If that was black people, he'd get booed. My rapping friend Dave when we were growing up. Christine, you met him once. Armani, Dave. Man, he was, that's almost like the story of him.

It was a little bit sad to some degree. He was like, he was really talented at rap very. But he was surrounded almost at all times by a bunch of white dudes when we lived in South Jersey. And like you could see it like wearing. I think it killed his confidence to go dominate in a very black world. Does that make sense? And he was that good.

So he became like a drum and bass. He became basically like an MC. for like sort of a white for weddings? No it's like EDM type like music that he would like emcee over that but it's a very white thing so it was like an easier he's great he was so good but like yeah I had him like an opportunity

over when remember when Kevin was doing the paper soldiers the Patrice's actually to begin of that movie the JZ movie there were JZ produced movie that when he first came up here he was doing I had Damon Dash that he was gonna like he would let me brought him up to like rap for him And I told him to come, and he was like,

ah, I can't, I got to work. Really? I was like, no, dude, take off work. And our friend was his boss, and he was like, you could take off work, and he was like, ah, it's not right. I got to make money and stuff. I'm like, you buddy, this might change your whole life. Jesus.

And he didn't come. I stopped pushing it. I pushed for an hour, and then I was just, we were playing basketball. I remember going like, okay, man, I guess. I'm like, all right. You should have called me. I would have come up and just pretend that I was him.

I had a rap career right now? Just play his tapes and stare at him with your white face. It's me. It's all the kills and a hundred-bower bill is, dude. For real homies, so we ain't got no feelings, dude. They always do this too at the beginning. Let me think of something. Yeah.

Yeah. I need more minute. One more minute. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. Play it a little louder. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. I don't got it yet. I'm rhyming it in my head. You don't know that. It's coming. Hang on one more minute.

Yeah. One more second. I don't got it yet. Oh, that doesn't rhyme with orange. I can't think of something. Hang on. All right Here it is

Dude We're getting it Any black people here Anybody want to rap Any black people here? Yo Yo, Damon What's up

We're almost there Not there yet I'm I'm Bobby K And I'm on the mic You think I mess around With Dykes I don't

I like the hoyo's I like the bolos I like the bing bong toyo's I'm in Katona Look at my own feet That's why you Don't get sleep because you're thinking on me all day long. That's why I got a big slong followed around it by fat and you can't see it.

That's why you want to be it. I'm on the bonfire with Big Jay. That's why he dressed really gay when he was a kid. He loved boy George. Thought it was a girl, didn't know it was a gorge, had a big penis between that leg and he wanted to suck it and beg for that dick in his mouth. I'm here to say, that's why. Big Jay's fucking gay.

Huh, huh. Perfect. Smash your pass. I would have passed. I mean, that is the greatest fucking observation I've ever made in my life. That's a good one.

Smash your pass. We only have... Smash a pass. Smash a pass. Oh, man, fucking... We only have... About 15 minutes left. I can't wait to show Max.

Uncle Jay. I want to know what's everybody doing for the holidays. What are your plans, Lou? Look at this. White, Louis. I'm going to Atlantic City with my lady love Why are you guys going to get Toothless Hooker or something? No

I got to say last night his brother came up to me It's probably one of the greatest moments of my life last night After the show Amazing show He came up to me And I forget he has a twin I'm not around twins So when he walked up I was like, dude, great show

And he's like, no, no, no, I'm his bro And I'm like, oh shit I forget what twins look They're actually... Well, how much they look like particularly. He was outside getting it from, like, fans all day. It's fucking... It's magical how much he looks like his brother.

I spoke to joint with Will before the show. He came up to me last night and said, you know, he was like, man, I just want to, you know, whatever. He was like, thank you, you know, my brother's life has changed and he's worked so hard and he's a different person now. And he's made such great choices in life. And he was almost tearing up, like, so... That's funny. He just smoked a joint with me. Yeah.

Yeah, but he was so... He was definitely drew it from Three Sheets Bar. He was so proud of Lou. Yeah. It was like, you know when somebody means something? Somebody says something to one thing, but when somebody means it, he was so proud of you, man. He was so, like, happy for you, man. It lit me up inside.

It was like one of the best things, man. So it must have killed him that you got hammered last night. Oh, it must have killed him. No, he said he goes, Lou, you left. You took off with your girl last night. Yeah. Right. Because you would have been funneling with Jacob, calling him a pussy.

Oh, certainly. You should have had a beer bong right You're just going to Atlantic City You're going to gamble You've seen some shows or something What's the name? There's no shows because of the holiday She likes to gamble

And she doesn't like the holidays Oh, so it's a good get the fuck away from the holidays That's right Order a bunch of shitty food And just fucking veg out Yeah, fuck yeah dude How many days are you going? Two

Day before Christmas Eve and Christmas Eve Where are you staying? Borgata Ooh, nice So what are you doing on Christmas Is nothing I'm going to come home and go to my family and drop her off. And next year, we're going to the sphere to see No Doubt.

You are? You like tickets? Yeah. For New Year's? No, for next year. That's like our plans. For Christmas. For the next year.

At some point. Yeah, they're playing early spring. Yeah, as I'm saying, not for actual Christmas. No. What the fuck does have to do it? Do you go see No doubt the sphere? They're playing the sphere? Yeah.

Why? Well, my concern about them is they don't have a catalog. enough to really make you look that forward to the show. Probably stack up the show with a bunch of people, right? Well, they just stopped. She stopped doing no doubt pretty quick, weirdly enough. No doubt has a bunch of hits. Yeah, they have, I mean, return to Saturn, tragic kingdom.

After that, I kind of, but those two are, like, big. Then there's the Asian, when she hung out with the Asians for a little while. No, but some same are she going to do her own stuff, too? I don't think. I think it's no doubt. It's just no doubt. I'm not saying they don't have enough music to fill a concert. I'm saying enough to, like, to make screens that people are going to be super excited about for songs,

no one gives a fuck about. They're going to get to some songs. No one gives a fuck about. That's probably going to be good for them because you can just look up when they're singing those shit songs. It's true. And see all the magical stuff.

Metallica's going to do it. I'll go see that. The tool, I go see that in the heartbeat those too. Did you see the video I sent Youngblood singing with your boy? Youngblood singing with Eddie Vedder, yeah. Eddie Vedder giving him sucking his dick to. Yeah, well, you can see his dick hair

goes to his bellybone. Youngblood sure does love to pose. I think I like him now because he's with Eddie Vedder, but he's a bit of a try. If I had that torso. I think I'm liking him less. He does a lot of Corey Feldman fucking legs together like evil tree poses or something. I don't get it.

He loves a good stance. Stop making me look at your fucking dick hair coming out of the top of your pants. I would do that in five seconds. I know you would. God damn it. I do love him. Look at him. I want to talk about a, I wish he was a girl.

He's got them DSLs, dude. Yeah, really. He's got them DSLs to fucking swallow your piece. It's crazy. Jacob, what are you doing, buddy? I'm a Takashi 6-9 guy. Jacob, what are you doing for Christmas? You're going home?

I'm going to Florida tomorrow. You're going tomorrow. How long you stay in two weeks? Until we have to come back. Until I'm forced to back. To pull you from your mother's arms. Pull you from that doll bed. We have to go, Jacob, you have to leave your mom.

I don't want to. What are you going to do while you're away? You're going to do some fishing? Yeah, I'm going to fish. I'm going to try and scoop a knife. Kill some iguana? I've got to try and find my mom a dog. You're going to go on a guant?

I saw a fun thing. On dog adoptions now, you know what they're doing? They put everybody in a room, and whatever dog the person goes up to, that's their dog. Wait, you mean whatever the person the dog goes up to? Whatever person the dog goes up to. Okay, I was going to say, that's just like anything. Isn't that what I said? No, you said whatever person, you said whatever dog the person goes up to.

Whatever, yeah. I'm sorry, yeah, whatever person the dog goes up to. So, yeah, so you'll see this dog run out and go up to just one guy and just start loving him and licking his face, and that's your dog. Jacob, could I make a suggestion? I can make it easy for you. I have a friend who pulls, what do you call them, pit bulls out of fighting rings. They're very, very aggressive. But I think they're okay now.

They're probably happy. They're not doing dogfighting anymore. Would your mother like one of those dogs? Probably not going to be good for her. Why? As long as she doesn't, if she doesn't make like a fast move with her hand, she should be fine. Yeah, get a dog Get a little tiny teacup

I was trying to adopt a Mini Pinschers Which the dog we just lost Don't get the, you can't get the same dog that she had She wants the same breed My sister did the same thing And it's the sucky part about that Is you think it's going to have the same personality

And it doesn't It's just a shit dog That looks like the old dog Piece of shit dog The Lid pins are really cute though I don't like them I'm trying to that one's not bad we have yeah T-Rex we have one other dog who we took from my sister and you know T-R-X had his eyeballs removed so that one's still alive yeah but he doesn't do well without another dog because he doesn't have any like circadian rhythm because he doesn't know if it's 3 a.m. or 3 p.m. so he just starts barking at 4 in the morning well if it's 3 a.m. he must be lonely.

We'll catch you guys next year. It's a problem. So you're going to get a dog? You're going to try to adopt a dog? You're going to buy it or adopt it? We've always adopted, but I can't find a mini-pinter rescue. Now, I have another idea. I have a decommissioned bomb dog.

Now, would you like to have this decommissioned bob dog? It never smiles. It doesn't understand love. But it will tell your mother if there is explosives in or around the house. Yeah, there it is right there. Blue says this is AI. Is it? No. How do you know it's AI?

This is like high school. That is AI. When you're, the girl goes to everyone but you. That would suck if you were the only one that didn't get a dog. That's what I'm saying. This is not AI. This would crush me. That's not AI.

That's not AI. How do you say that's AI? I don't know. One of them looked AI. Yeah, I don't know. I heard it on the Bennington show. Oh, really? The dogs kind of look a little AI.

When the dogs choose their owner, it's AI. oh really yeah you know that's wild because I just you go that's that looks pretty AI oh this guy this dog must want to inherit a house soon who the fuck what kind of dog would walk up to a decrepit old man yeah hey you can't walk me when you look it up it comes up like how to spot AI videos oh really oh that sucks I thought that was the most heartwarming thing I saw today that actually made me feel better it's tricky I know oh people in the background did you see the new I'm telling you right now actors are going to be fucking gone yeah

They just did the AI, Darth Vader. It's the best Darth Vader I've ever seen. It's not that there's a whole bunch. And I've got to say, I've watched a few because they're doing cool moments. They have like a Darth Vader finding out Luke Skywalker's his son from the emperor. And it's like all AI, but it's like they start the scene off with everything you'd want to see. It's Darth Vader's chewed up fucking head and then getting, but it's Hayden Christensen. Like all chewed up.

They clean his body and he rips the scrubbing his. body. It's so fucking good. I hope they make a movie like this, but it's going to put actors out of business. If you can make a whole movie where you can't, you can kind of tell, but not really. And it's

awesome. It's wild. It's better than any Star Wars movies they put out in the last fucking 20 years. This little clip. My Christmas? Thanks. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about O. G. Liu's gone. He's gone. All right. Well, what about Christine? Yeah, this is. Oh, it's not getting Christian.

That's not it. That's what I saw, though. No, no, no. Go to AI, Darth Vader. It's young Darth Vader when he became Darth Vader. It's right after he was in the fucking volcano fire. Nope. Can I get it again? That's what I was thinking right there. That's what I saw. That's Darth Vader learns that Luke is his son. Look at how cool they did that. No, it's how Darth Vader after the, is that, that's it right there.

No, is that it? Jacob. No, that's not it. it. I don't know, but these are all way better than any shit Disney put out. Yeah, right there, right there. The bottom one, the white one, right there. This. Look at this. And it...

That looks real, man. It does. Look, it's like pretty amazing. Watch when his voice becomes Darth Vader. The only part I don't like about the AI is this thing coming up what's that I'll show you that a little Chinese girl

comes out and giggles in the corner or something they always got to do put something stupid Japanese in it they go to clean his scars yeah you can fucking they're cleaning his scars off of like a like a metal brush I love it this is the part he uses an old old USB port. That's the part that got me. I was like, this isn't real. He used a US, an old... An old USB?

I am an iPhone 4. It's like, you couldn't have been USBC? At least you can suspend this belief and go, maybe we never go from USBC. Maybe this is the last one officially, but nope. If you had a chart. That looks real. Or we're going to find out that eventually in the future

in a galaxy far away, go back to regular USB. It was better. I never thought about it. He has a charred penis. Yeah, he's charred. He has no penis, I don't think. Yeah, that's why he's so pissed off.

All you can do at that point is take over the space, the galaxy. Yeah, that's what's left are? You can't even whack off. How do you think you're going to go to the dark side with a penis? No. You need a charred penis. So cool. Yeah, they do.

I feel like I should like watch Star Wars at some point. Now, you don't bore the shit out of you. But if they start making them like this, this is one guy on a computer, by the way. you know him yeah fred you know it's funny yeah you said it i looked over you and you went i don't know i didn't even ask you yet this is one guy on a computer really well it's not like my point is that i think it's a company no that's not a company that's a dude who made that you just prompted it yeah he just prompts it but it's not that easy i promise you there's somebody look it's not it's not it's not the stuff we are able to do it with an app but it's a guy on a

computer and who knows how to do this type of shit you know what i mean but it's not a think about the factory the big how many people and how much shit they did to make the last few star wars so many people there's 25 minutes of credits it sucked and it sucked it wasn't even that good this is amazing well here's the thing you know what a i is going to do it's going to say there's going to a regular person not a regular person but a person who understands the computer can make things you want so exactly. Before Hollywood was a chance to iron out the idea to how are we going to make a Spider-Man

and Wolverine movie? Someone will just do it. That's what you don't have to wait for it. If you have a fan-fan-fan who knows how to do it, let him make it, it's going to be the best Star Wars ever. But if you've got a bunch of people, you've got to run by and make sure that, you know, this fucking, you know...

I just went full-long... I always went remakes, shot-for-shot remakes. A-I. Remo? My dream is to make... Jay... That's a good dream. Was it? The sequel to aliens that I've always wanted.

I will make them. It's called Alien 3. Yeah, and it's fucking trash. How dare you? Fucking trash. Isn't Winona Ryder in that? No, that's four. Oh.

That one was good. I actually liked that one. The Winona Ryder one? That was all right. Jay, what are you doing for Christmas break, my friend? Besides working. Yeah, I don't have Christmas break. Oh, off the bonfire.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to my mom's Christmas Eve. And that's it. are you going to be home for Christmas Day? Yeah, yeah, I'll be home. What are you and Christine do on Christmas Day? Do you guys wake up whenever? Do you have like we wake up and ever give presents to each other?

I mean, that's really it. Yeah, we do. Do you have breakfast? Like, is it scheduled a little bit or is it just? No. We used to when Isabel was like still little, we would go to Carlos Christmas morning and do that. Like a tradition. Yeah.

Now we do Christmas Eve. Now, Isabella goes, Isabelle go with us to my mom's Christmas Eve. and then Christmas Day she'll go to her mom's house and then have not Jewish Christmas Not Jewish Christmas I guess what we do Jewish Christmas It's better

But Christmas Eve is like You know it's the whole family So it's a big thing Yeah Yeah my mom and everybody's like It's all me at my mom's house Right It'd be fun

You were thinking about having a Christmas party And then just like didn't get together She told me today that it's going to be catered By ShopRite pastas and such I just want you guys know where I come from And by the way I unironically went That sounds great

She was just like pasta's and shopwright Just has beatballs and everything I went yeah I'm okay with all that Huh? I'll bet it'll be really good I'm sure it's gonna be really good When you see him in Florida

McCurdy's comedy theater I'll be doing on Christmas Oh no no it's okay Let's end the show Oh no it's all right You're going to Costa Rica to get your boy's penis cut off I know what you're doing for Christmas Merry Christmas, everybody.

Bobby's going to be at McCurdy's Comedy Theater in Sarasota, January 16 and 17. After that, he's going to be in Poughkeepsie, New York. Comedy Works South in Colorado and Batavia, Illinois. So much more on deck. For tickets and all those tour dates, go to punchup.org slash Robert Kelly. Make sure you check out his YouTube page, YouTube.com slash Robert Kelly Comedy. And make sure you check him out every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. The Fat Black Pussy Cat.

I won't be there for the next two week. It'll be Keith, so don't get disappointed. So don't go see Keith. You don't want that. I don't go see Keith. For what? I brought him up as Martin Lawrence a couple weeks ago. Nice.

Oh, the crowd was, I heard it, what happened? The sad thing about Martin Lawrence is it took him 25 minutes of Keith said to realize it wasn't Martin Lawrence. I don't think this is Martin. This is not Martin Lawrence, right? Jay's going to be at the Irvine Improv this weekend through the 20th, Milwaukee Improv, New Year's Eve for the whole weekend. And then he's, for all other tickets and tour dates.

Go to BigJ Comedy.com, YouTube.com, slash that Big Jogerson. he is my friend and I'm going to miss you I'm going to miss you too we'll see you guys in two weeks have a happy new year enjoy the Christmas show tomorrow the holiday show we saw a holiday show because I'm Jewish and black lose black it's the Christmas show I mean he's OG it's the Christmas show it's the holiday show Christmas it's holiday it's Jesus's birthday he was Jewish though free Palestine go birds