The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Boy Jail

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Bobby is back from his Aruba vacation where he had the time of his life with his family. Jay is trying to learn lyrics to a Slipknot song to sing at the next God Damn Comedy Jam. | A caller from San Diego calls in to tell what it was like to be in prison for ten years. The guys learn about the history of The Stonewall Inn and the creation of the Gay Pride Parade in New York City. | Jay performs with Shane Gillis and gets to meet celebrities backstage. He talks to Charlie Cox, the actor who plays Daredevil and couldn't tell if he was blind like his character. Then he has an awkward encounter with two members of his beloved Eagles and totally embarrasses himself. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Can't you just do piano man, no, it's not gonna move the crowd I mean you got to bring up the thing Christine bring up first of all piano man Always moves the crowd. It does it all you know it it yeah, I'm wrong if I did piano man It would be a real moment, but you didn't feel in the place would shut down. It would be huge. Yeah Well, we're doing three nights, it'll be all right, maybe one of those nights I will piano man, but I'll play the piano cuz you didn't know that I played the piano I've already you don't play the piano buddy. Whoa stop. Yes, I do

Piano man piano I put? What does that mean? Can you play piano man on piano? Yeah, but if I have to. Like a piano man. Yes, I can. I play piano. You don't know that I play piano? You don't even know me.

You know, Billy Joel's got dementia, so pretty soon we could all play piano as good as him. Don't worry, it's coming. I already bought a mask for this, so I have to. Right, well now. I have to live to the mask. The mask is gonna be uncomfortable, but it's important. Christine, bring up that video, please.

It's the one from years ago. I watch it a lot. I'm going to go now to see you succeed at doing this or fail. If you fail, what are you going to do? If you jump off the bike, you can't get back on. No, no, no. It's back when he has the dread still. It's in our it's I Watch it a lot. Don't you worry and this can you explain to the listeners spit it out get yelled at no

That's not it. This is slipknot We're gonna look at the video there you go look at Bob Kelly back corporate Bob skip to about minute Corporate Bob's back explain this video. We're a radio show, god damn it. No, right there. That's good. I'm expla- She's just getting her to the right point. This is Slipknot Live. There you go.

2002. Um, performing... I believe in London? And then, he does that little part that I just did, but they stop it at the end. And this was when me and my ex-wife and Carla we went on one of our earliest dates I took her to see Slipknot this is a great and at this point this place went nuts they didn't do I thought

they did this song with a seam up but he didn't do this for the first time so he doesn't do the part and he spends the next four minutes making everybody You gotta take one if I thought those kids They're amazing and be good enough better So he doesn't do the part and he spends the next four minutes making everybody get down Go christine you can skip ahead now a bit they did not do this at the concert we went they did not do this No, which is a bummer. Well, no one wants to get down on the garden floor. They did the song They did the song they just they just they played they didn't do it. No So they played the they played the album straight through is what they did. They played. Because they didn't do it like that. No, so they played the album straight through. That's what they did.

They played the first album. That's what it was. So I think you can go right here. Get the fuck down on the fucking ground right fucking now. I'm going to try to recreate this moment. I want to stand in the middle of the crowd and be the only one that doesn't get down. That's what me and Carla were. That's what me and Carla were That's what me and my ex were I didn't know what was gonna happen

And then it was the most terrifying thing I've ever been a part of There was nothing in you that was like we should probably get down everyone around us is we started to get down then I Was like we don't have to be down. I Don't know this band and I don't know what the fuck I have to get down for And I and then I saw some guys though like what happened was I was locked in at that point Once everyone is down you're the one standing in the lawn You can't go anywhere and then this happened. I was like let's get to the part already And that'll be you Bobby little DJ in the middle this audience this is about 50,000 people

be you Bobby, little DJ in the middle of this audience. This is about 50,000 people. And then watch this energy. Yeah Bobby! Yeah! We're surfing you. I might just watch from the sidelines. I might jump in the audience at the end of this you can now But I got that mask if you did you couldn't have done this last year, and I'm making Josh where the nasty with the big nose If you jump if you jump last year before he lost the weight you'd fucking you would kill people yeah without doubt Oh, it's gonna be great though. Oh, we're gonna bring it down Bobby what's that buddy? Tell me about your vacay. Tell me everything leave out nothing. What happened? Did you have sex?

Not only did I first of all I'm gonna say this best vacation I've ever Been it's the best vacation. She has no sex. no that was there was two bad things about the vacation No sex and if there was sex it would have just been with your wife Which is the same yes bad sex good sex I mean I mean look She read a lot which is also that's so stuck gets me hard just seeing a chick You know she had a black bikini on so there was black and then white stomach She looked like an Oreo cookie for most of the week sure I was like you got a tan that stomach cuz it looks gross Did you burned up right then she got a little tan on the stomach?

I was you got to get the front you got a you got a tan that little white patch up Cuz it's bugging me, but then if it starts to get red Do you worry about that's's not going to look good, like that pinky red and then super white tits is weird? Well, I am a fan of the tan line. The tan line. Sure. I love it.

And here's the thing. But coming off of burn is not. Well, she had, we burnt up the first day a little bit, then we eased off, and then she tanned it up. She looked, Dawn right now, naked, looks good. You don't have to tell me. I mean, I wish you didn't say that. I don't know what, what does that mean?

But anyways, the, is she sending you pictures? No, no, no, me and your mom talk about how lovely your body is. Oh, that's nuts. But is that on the, On the R-frame, yeah? On the R frame, yeah. Sometimes I see her videos of me going, Dawn's got a lovely figure.

No, they can't. I don't know what Bobby's bitching about. Dawn is a lovely figure. Well, she's got nice cans. Sure. No, she looks great when she tans up. I get very attracted. It's all where it needs to be over there.

Yeah, it is. You don't have to tell me, dude. She's got the little butt. Like, wow. Yeah, we had no sex at all. We got a suite too. He had a separate room But we it was the best dude. We were just max whacked off a bunch Well, here's the funny part is that there was around 430 5 o'clock every day max had a hey guys I'm gonna have time. I'm gonna go chill for a little bit. Mm bit. And Don was like, why does he keep going up to the room?

I was like, Don, he's going up to, just don't step, don't use any of the towels near his bed. Yeah. Because he's going upstairs. Stop overthinking it, just say, see you bud. It's a nice relaxing time by himself. He's having a good time, so let him do his thing. So around 4.30, five o'clock, hey guys,

I'm gonna, I'll be back. I'm just gonna go beat tradition We what is now it wasn't last year a Ruben meat beat. Yeah, it was not last year. It was the best dude. We did we did Something one day and then nothing the next you understand sure so we planned like Waverunners the second day We were there. That's fun And next day everybody got the wrong wave runner. Well dawn jumped on the back with me Okay, and Max got his own yeah, which was crazy cuz illegal. I think a hundred percent. Yeah

He said he was 16. He lied who gives a shit these people don't care. They don't care. They're island idiots Yeah, it'd been the king of that place to stupid fucking Arubans He drove he drove the I got a four-wheeler. They couldn't solve the king of that place, those stupid fucking Arubans. He drove, he drove the, I got a four wheeler. They couldn't solve the most obvious murder in history. They solved it, they didn't want to. It's the only murder they've ever had on that island. The guy confessed eight different times, and they still never got him on that.

He's still, he's in jail for a girl he killed in Peru. He's not even in trouble for Natalie Holloway still. I think he's dead. No. I think he's dead. Don't you dare. I swear to God, I think he's dead. His brother just gotay still. I think he's dead. No. I think he's dead. Don't you dare. I swear to God I think he's dead. His brother just got big promotion.

I think he's dead. I'm pretty sure he's dead. Do you think that was the thing? You think his brother wouldn't get promoted until he killed his brother? I don't know, but he's definitely, yeah. Is he dead? Is not dead.

Oh. He's serving a prison sentence. Remember Patrice's joke about that? Oh, it is for the murder of Natalie Holloway. Are they sure? Yeah, they got him on both. What about, I thought the other girl killed him. He's serving in Peru. But that's weird.

He admitted to the Natalie thing, and he, but he got caught for the Peru girl. Remember Patrice's joke about that? How racist people are? And he goes, what's that chick in a room where they're gonna kill everybody else? Natalie Holloway. He goes, what's that other black bitch in Peru?

They were like, uh, exactly, racist pieces of shit. Yeah, no one remembers that girl's name. No, she's the Peru chick. He got attacked in jail in 2024? He got injured? No. I thought he got killed. I worry about that.

By the way, every time you think maybe jail, they're overhyping how dangerous and scary it is, you see, what's the guy that shot Megan Thee Stallion, allegedly shot Megan Thee Stallion in the foot, got stabbed like 14 times in jail. Black Will, you grabbed your mic, this is Black News? Yes, Tory Lanez is who you're talking about. Tory Lanez.

And that video is terrifying. He got stabbed like 14 times, right? Yeah, sorry. It's fucking crazy. And he's like famous-ish, not to me. You know the point of Tory Lane's three times for me to know who the fuck you're talking about. I'm like, oh, the one who shot Megan Thee Stallion?

I know who she is, because of that booty. She got that fat booty. But she's gotten thinner enough that Black Lou likes her now. Delicious. Yeah. I like her. I don't like a fat booty.

Megan Thee Stallion, she might be a lot for you Let me a lot she might be too much for you. I wonder buddy others tori leans getting stabbed in prison Is this him getting stabbed so much? He gets stabbed so much So okay, what is this what it where is this it's in prison, but what prison? What prison has video? Let's see. Let's start using the clues. Let's use the clues and see which prison this is. Let's see.

It's mostly blacks and Hispanics in there. California. OK. It's got to be California. Hang on. Whittle this down. Wow. The Aryan nation seems to be represented.

Blacks, Hispanics, very few Asians. What is in front? Is that a mirror in front of the stabbing could this be any prison in the globe? Well, it says what prison he's in right yeah What we might not say it now because it's gonna get stabbed again You put on a wig and change his name I? Wonder where I got stabbed in prison so many times so if if the stabbing, the wild stabbing and violence are real, why are we to say the butt fucking is not real? The aggressive gay sex that they force you into.

Force? Force. Now let me ask you a question. If you went to jail, would you be a shock collar? Or would you have little pigtails and fucking give up that puss? There's no in between? Yeah. Can't I just chill by myself and be the guy who reads and like now like trains birds to do stuff No, that guy doesn't exist. That was old-school jail. No. Yeah, he's gone

Now I talked to the birds you're gonna pick a race. I would say you you would pick the black race I might play with eyes. I might play retarded if you play retarded. They're gonna not have you they're gonna they're gonna fuck you anyways no Yeah, I'm gonna fuck a retarded guy. There's no reason to why not it's funner. Well. I don't understand Yeah, yeah Is prison butt fucking for pleasure call in the show if you've been to prison and witnessed or been a part of aggressive? Butt fucking and don't call with your bullshit story eight six six nine six nine and nineteen-1969 if you have... 1969. Ass pussy, I got it.

9-6-9-1969. You have to be a killer or you get fucked? No. Yeah. That's my question. That's what I'm saying. Where's the in-between? Then you have to be the guy that's my question. That's what I'm saying, where's the in-between? You have to, then you have to be the guy

that gets people shit. But how are you looked at as, like, you gotta be butt fucking guys in a certain way to be deemed like the cool butt fucker, where they're not looking at you as like, I think this guy's gay, he's just having sex with guys constantly. Someone's gotta be there to go,

no, he just fucks people who owe him to let them know you know He doesn't hold debts like that. You're gonna get fucked in the ass, but it's a like it's a masculine thing I'm bitching you out, but because you owe me money You can't afford to pay it, but I don't know how you can trick people in that sense I would go you just had sex with a guy man But what it but here's the thing you're fucking guys in jail is not gay. No it's gay. It's gay when you come out if you do it. If you continue to do it. No it's gay, it's gay.

I know the inside they're going to say it's not gay, but that's my point. I think it has to be put under the guys. If you want to have gay sex in prison the move is you make it like let me loan a guy it's almost like doing the right thing you loan a guy some money yeah and then uh that you know he can't pay you back and then you go hey I need that money back like today when he goes no then you go I'm fucking you to prove a point but it's just because you love him you want to kiss him on the back and shit but what if he was like yo man I I'm gonna fuck you. I ain't giving you shit And you're gonna give me more money now. I'm fucking you Jay

Hey, Jay, then you're gonna have to aggressively fuck him. Yeah, you're gonna have to take his ass So you're gonna you either take an ass or give an ass? You're gonna get prison raped. Yeah, I guess if you fight back and say I'm gonna in fact be fucking your ass Yeah, I don't think yeah My tell alexandra had that great joke about that. What was that? He would say if he went to jail he just he goes I'd be a difficult rape He was I would just try to rape them back and they would go in a circle And he goes I know the word would spread that I'm a difficult rape and they go they go Hey that new guy goes, you know that got you if you're gonna rape that guy. He rapes you back

He goes rape you back. Can you do that? He does it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it Big James the pain of the asterisks just the way he worded that he goes you can do that He does it. What if you just put had kept shit in your ass all the time Like a rape deterrent. I'm a bear spray I have to assume if you're gonna fuck a guy's ass that you've already negotiated in your head There might be some mud on your is gonna be some mud on your... There's gonna be mud. ...mud on your pickle, yeah. There's gonna be mud.

For sure. But not, but if you have a lot of mud up there, like, if you pack it up there, and the guy takes it out, and he's like, "'Heh, heh!" And then he's, it's almost like, when you get bear sprayed, your eyes, you know what I mean? If you take, if I was gonna rape you, and I pulled your pants down,

and there was poop all in there, I'd be like, I'm out. I'm not doing this. Right. You draw lines, though. Mm-hmm. in there. I'd be like, I'm out, I'm not doing this. Right, you draw lines though, do you know what I mean? I don't think, and also I'd have to say, and correct me if I'm wrong, this is not me being racially insensitive at all. I'm saying, I don't think your average black wiener

is gonna be shallow enough? It's like there's gonna be it goes far enough that you couldn't empty your colon out enough To not get a little turd on your black wiener, but you're known see you're known What if they're fans of the bonfire and they know how clean your asshole is if they're in prisons probably skanks, man What if they know? They're like yo man I heard this guy on a podcast, his asshole's tight and clean, it's so clean, deep up.

He cleans it out every time he takes a poop. It is, my asshole is clean, but I will warn you this. It's got like a pulling in thing with a, I've only learned this with suppositories. It's got a, it like, it pulls in. It's turning me on. Why would I not want that? Why would I not want a muscle that pulls it in you might get stuck is what I'm worried about I will like a Chinese thumb torture

Yes, and I got a walk to and then I have to go to my one hour of rec with a guy strapped to my asshole Yeah, oh we have a call. Did he get fucked in jail? Yeah, some truth for y'all ooh, I like that He says he has some truth. He has some truth for y'all? Ooh, I like that. Dante Nero? We have Danny in San Diego. I'm going to be in San Diego in two weeks.

Hey. You think this guy's going to fuck me? I hope he does. Danny, I hope you don't try to fuck me. Not a chance. Oh, thank god. Well, now, can I be honest with you? Now that hurt my feelings a little bit.

That hurt my feelings. Why would you want to fuck Jay? Jay has a beautiful asshole. Yeah, not that I haven't heard a lot about his asshole. Yeah. Just so you know, we don't have to have sex, Danny, but it would be beautiful if we did. Jeez, Louise.

You don't have to reject him, Danny. You can say, I would, but I'm just not into it. Yeah, I'm not in the guys, or else I would totally. I might be able to wear that as a badge of honor, huh, that I've had sex with Big Jay. That is true. I do. I wear it as a badge of honor, huh, that I've had sex with Big J. I do. It is true. I do.

I wear it as a badge. Bobby keeps around his boy scout sash. How do you think I got this job? I wanted Mike Finoja. I said no, no, no. I got these videos. Mike Finoja wouldn't lay with a man. It says, Danny did 22 years all in,

like in and out it says. Yeah, I felt like doing drugs and crime was basically my way of life for a lot of years when I was young and dumb. And so I did a lot of terms in prison, all over California. All over California, and was it, because we were trying to see if this prison was in California we were just looking at. Was it mostly blacks and Hispanics with the area nation

And tips in there somewhere So maybe this was California Bobby we're looking at all they have Puerto Ricans out here not Hispanics Okay, New York has Puerto Ricans and Dominicans. No Hispanics no, there's Hispanics. They don't call them Hispanics. Oh, yeah. What do you Cristela Alonso? There's Hispanics. They don't call them Hispanics. Oh, yeah. What do you Cristela Alonso? Hey, yeah, she did It's called Instagram Things filters filters. Hey Danny, are you Spanish? Are you white?

I'm white. You're white. So you did you have to cuz certain prisons out there You have to you have to go with your race, but other prisons you don't have to, right? Pretty much the California system was, if you did it, then you kind of left yourself hanging out there to be victimized. So you kind of did, you know, just by default. You didn't have to like join the Aryan Brotherhood or the Nazi lowriders or anything like that,

but you did kind of have to stick with your own people. And then they break it down to like you stick with your homies that are from San Diego you know we call it a car. Danny real quick what are the Nazi low riders Christine can you look that up I never even heard of that before. Is that Spanish Nazis? It's a prison gang out here. Okay they're a white power gang the Nazi low riders now who's more fun those are the Aryan nation. I was a Nazi lowriders now who's more fun. Those are the Aryan nation. I'm saying Nazi low riders. I got a better name I know but I feel like the Aryan nation now. I feel like Like American history X was more of the Aryan nation

Yeah, and those guys were I don't know if you know was pretty good at basketball Good enough to take the court away from the black people of the area in a very legit fair game that ended in a five foot five guy doing a reverse dunk. And so I assume that would be more fun. The Nazi lowriders seem like they're too militant. It's not all under the Aryan nation. Like the Aryan nation umbrella and you have like the Nazi lowriders. Christine, I don't know, you used to suck them all off.

You tell us. Just one. Did you not get any information while you were blowing these Nazis back in the day? You blew a Nazi Dancing Nazi it's a Nazi who likes Disney Nazi from the 80s Yeah, then the lowrider Nazis seemed like they made it at Denny's on weekend with all their nice old cars Oh the low riders. Yeah

They meet at a Denny's on weekend with all the nice old cars. Oh the low riders. Yeah You know we're gonna meet motherfucker. Oh the end of the NLR car club that doesn't sound quite as bad as Nazi low riders Okay, so So you didn't have to join either those you were able to just kind of be with the other whites I would try to find the old guys who read and give advice to the young bucks I'll say this man for the most part people leave the old guys who read and give advice to the young bucks. I'll say this, man, for the most part, people leave the old guys alone. Yeah. No dude. Nobody's victimized.

Nobody. It gives people there's there's a whole prison yard. There's a lot of guys that are like, that would like me, you know, I mean, we're caught up in the dope and caught up in the doing shit to support our habit, but we weren't like evil You know I mean sure that wanted to just hurt other people all day long there is those there's a few of them But there's not as many of them as you know Decent hearted people so it's a it's a trip. It's a complicated situation now those those ones that

Conserve the yard and cause riots. You know that the knucklehead ones. Sure. But but for the most part, it's kind of like people just stick to their own do your own things, stay out of other people's business. And you know, just kind of did you have a time? Did you have a cell? Like Oh, you in like a room with like bunk beds? I done I've been on minimum yards and I've been in, you know, yards with cells. I like the cells a lot better. Oh yeah, I bet. Did you ever walk in and have a celly where you were like, ah, fuck, this guy's going

to be a problem or are your celly's good? And I say celly's like I've been in prison. You were in boy prison. Not really. First of all, don't call it boy prison. Not really. It was, you know, you get to know somebody and then you realize, yeah, I gotta get a cell change.

Danny, it sounds like you're getaway driving a crime right now. He just robbed a bank. Sorry guys, I'm getaway driving a bank robbery as we speak. Now, now the question we all wanna know, Danny, gay sex, is it happening nonstop? No. Does it happen at all?

There is some there's some Gay people on the yard that we would call punks that they would you know, of course then sometimes some straight dudes or whatever would hook up with them and move them in their cell and all that but You know, whatever a guy's doing life, right who cares? But for the most part no, but it wasn't just like in the shower one day you owe a guy a couple bucks and he thinks the retaliation is fucking your ass I feel like it's gonna be violence before that yes yeah so so if you don't want to get fucked in the ass you can fight your way out yeah no I think what he's saying is no one's constantly trying to fuck

your ass the way we're imagining so if a guy if a guy's trying to fuck your ass and you're fighting but then you're giving in and then you're fighting again is that like a turn-on is that a is that a wanted thing in prison do you still can you get respect where you like I tried to fight but then he then I presented and then I tried to fight again no you know I harken back to American history X again nice when they when the Nazis butt-fucked Edward Norton in the shower There was a conversation Between I believe it was a four-man project one two one for each limb

Three fours five guys So one guy told four other guys he goes hey you guys wouldn't mind I'm gonna fuck a guy in the ass in the shower I need you to hold him down and then by the way I don't know if you remember the scene Bobby comes quick yeah why wouldn't you it's probably a nice tight butt yeah I mean Edward Norton was built in that movie shredded if there was any time yeah it would take a 25 minutes to come in our ass it would take so long to come in our ass. It would take so long to come in my ass. Unless you like soft ladies. I think black guys would love me in prison.

Ah, do you have to shower with other men in prison? Is it one big open shower like that? Um, yeah. Okay. Sometimes there are single ones, but you would just jump in with a homie just because you're trying to get a shower real quick and get back to yourself. Oh, so you jump in with another guy in a single just to get it over with. What's my day about it?

Did everybody laugh at the people who had little wieners? No. The majority of people? Full on acceptance? Is it full on acceptance happening there? Because maybe this is a place I could go. It is. In fact, if a new homie rolls up on the yard and jumps in the shower with you and has a big shlong. He gets compliments

What a great place for my girlfriend Damn now were they were there gay guys in there like Tracy Morgan in the longest yard Were they dressed like they were definitely gay wanted they were the bitches Yeah, he she's yeah, they were the bitches. Yeah, he, she, yeah, they'd roll up their shirt and have shorts all, put them in their crack and tuck their shit and some of them, you looked, you're like, damn, looks like a woman.

They would make Daisy Dukes? They should have been a few years, you know? Wow. And how fast do the guards get involved if someone was getting butt fucked? Do they have to go, like, do they get involved and they're just like, finish up and let's get out of here well if it's a fight they're gonna come right away for fights they'll come but not a butt fuck god

man what a fucking well I would hope that if two people are willingly participating in that they wouldn't do it in front of so so there's guys having sex with each other in jail but quietly it it's, you know, hey, we're gonna fuck tonight, and you guys hear them banging? I never heard it. Oh, so you had to just jerk off the thoughts. That sucks. I heard of it, but I never heard it personally.

I bet you can smell it. Oh. Where do you jerk off? Danny, where do you work? Does it smell like pennies it. Oh Where do you do? smell like pennies and shit Copper Danny where do you jerk off in that son bitch team at right now? Well, if you if you got a cell you get some get take take advantage of when you got cell time when you're selling

He's out at work or he needs to go to the yard you stay in. Wow, if you ever walk in on somebody jerking off in jail you gotta give them the room back again you come in you go oh sorry you go sorry you finish your thing. It's kind of what my son did this week on a vacation in Aruba. Yeah. He was like I'm gonna use the cell for a couple minutes. He goes my cellies are outside time to slam the ham. Hey, did you ever get caught wagging it? Oh, by a female guard once.

Wow. Perfect. I know, it was kind of a turn on. She just kind of gave me a lip and kept walking. I was like, OK. Wow. Did she give you a look like nice piece, or just like, what are you doing?

Either one would work for me, by the way. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? Either one would work for me by the way. Yeah, yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing? It's supposed to be like this and then she takes over? God, that would have been so much hotter. That's exactly what he fantasized about though as soon as she walked away he's like,

let me help you with that. Was she hot or was she a big fat pig? It wouldn't matter when you're in jail. She was decent. That's what always happens to these poor, these poor, fat ugly prison guard ladies. These jacked and in shape and good looking prisoners

make them think that they're worth something because they'll fuck anything while they're in jail. Then they help them escape and then they never see them again. And they just ruin the prison guard's life. Any things like that? Anybody fucking a prisoner or something there that was like? Shouldn't have that seems to happen all the time. I

See I I have seen a couple female Correctional officers get us ordered off the yard But I think it might have been more for bringing in drugs, but it could have been that too in their pussy holes Hey, Danny Danny But it could have been that too. And they're pussyholes. But hey, Danny. Danny. Hey, Bobby. Doesn't everybody have to have a thing in jail that you do? Don't you have to like?

What? Like, don't you have to like? It's not a deserted island. No, but like you can't just be. The professor. You can't do. The movie star. I got it.

We got it. Don't you have to have like you're selling drugs selling drugs or moving something or do stuff for the gangs Or do you you can just do your time and not fuck with anybody in prison. Yeah, the farmer's You can all right. Yeah, but you know when you're young when you're young like I was you're like I said You're part of you're part of your San Diego homies. You're part of the that that group. And if that group ever ever has problems with another group, then you kind of have to show up.

Right. Or then or you get you get xnate from the car and then it's then it's no good. Yeah, well, we mean me and Jay and all of us like that out front with Bennington show. They showed up today on 49th Street. We were like yeah, I thought their lunches out of their hands. They were like, yo man beat it 48 of your black girl. I slapped his lunch tray down and then I fucked his ass right there on the sidewalk I was right next to him holding black girls legs apart. Yeah, he kept his own he kept his own hands on the wall I think a part of him liked it Danny you're Danny you you're cleaning sober now?

Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry. Oh, no. There you are. Oh. I said are you cleaning sober now? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I don't do drugs. Hell, yeah. You learned your lesson. That's good. How long you been out? I've had my own company company been married 18 years since 2007 2007 now do you kids know about your past um I don't have any because I was too busy being in there to ever have any I'm glad I didn't because they'd probably present my their dad but I have

my wife has three kids that are older and then grandkids So I got a family going on and it's fun. Do they know about do the kids know? Yeah, they know they probably think it's so cool. They probably don't fuck around at all Yeah, because they think it's so cool until you inevitably murder their mother for drugs I'm gonna tell max. I was in real jail just to keep him in line No, dude, you were in boy jail that'll resonate with him more now because he's a boy is boy jail now You don't have any answers about man jail Bobby then they call uncle Danny for that. Well, here's the thing You know, you know, you don't fuck somebody in boy jail because you're getting out in three months. You're just gay. Yeah Yeah, you're like I'm gonna suck your dick for cigarettes. It's like well you're getting out in a week

You could wait Bob you must been a while since you smoke cigarettes you remember that addiction if I was in jail for a week That's what I was gonna ask Danny when you were on drugs Did you get were you able to get drugs in prison? I personally wasn't I didn't have any connections, but you can buy yeah, you can buy them Because man if I was in prison I would say that's what I would do. I get hooked on drugs. Because I bet getting the drugs in jail and doing drugs in jail is such a great feeling because you really get to escape the shittiest thing for a little bit. Yeah but that's when you get into the sex. That's when you get into the getting fucked. Well once I'm whacked down the drugs Bobby then I'm a

little more open to the gay sex. That's true. And before you know it, I'm running the Nazi low riders. That's right. With your ass. That's right. Just don't tell my mom Rosenberg that her little grandson, the baby that she helped raise, is the head of the Nazi low riders. Yes, Black Lou? What's up?

Talk shit, dude. Get shot. You want to get butt fucked? Mike from Atlanta has a fantastic question for Danny. I think it's in reference to what Bobby was talking about before about not wiping your ass. Oh Does not wiping your ass protect you from getting butt fucked. It's called a brownout. I think in the jail biz Are you familiar with this Danny where you don't wipe your ass to make sure you don't get aggressively snuck butt fucked That's what we call all the award shows. I

your ass to make sure you don't get aggressively snuck but fucked. That's what we call all the award shows. I think the East Coast is a whole nother story than the West Coast. Nice whole nother story. H-O-L-E. I like that. Whoa, I don't like that. You're saying the East Coast is just... A bunch of steers and queers over here. Yeah.

That's it, dude. Just a bunch of butt fucking blacks in Puerto Ricans in fucking prison. Not out there in California, dude. Nice weather. You're in a better mood. It's a dry heat. It is. It's got to be a better mood. It's a dry heat.

Aren't you happy you were in California prison, Danny, versus, say, like a fucking Kansas or some shit? But where's that place? I don't. Where's the place with Arizona where you make sure we're pink like a lady? Sleep outside. Yeah. Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Is that Arizona?

I think it's Arizona, yeah. He makes them sleep outside in the heat and wear pink like ladies. And then he walks around them. He walks around like, what was that lady who just like, those people who have zoos that they're just like, no, I trust all these animals. And you're like, you know that rhinoceros can kill you

with one move of its arm. It's like, but he wouldn't do that to me and then it happens to them inevitably fucking well Danny we're glad you're out we glad you turn your life around yeah glad you didn't get fucked in the butt and I'm glad you didn't have kids but you still get to beat someone else's kids I appreciate that that's nice I didn't think I didn't think I'd get through this is pretty easy. This is the first time I ever called a radio show.

Well, you're the only person who listens to us. Thank you, Danny. I'm glad you didn't get your butt fucked. I'm glad you have drugs and you didn't get your butt fucked. Bye. I've seen you last year at the American Comedy Store. I'm still waiting to see Bobby, but I might catch you in a couple weeks.

I'm gonna be there in two weeks, buddy. I was just there three weeks ago. American Comedy Store again? Absolutely, American Comedy Company again. We'll go find someone to butt fuck on the street. We'll take it Give me a favor take Jay's ass When you see him Just take it. It's a little bigger than me. Nah dude. It might be a challenge. Here's the thing dude. Nah I'm not gonna fight Nah, he's not gonna fight push him up against a brick wall outside in an alley and just stick your hands down the back of his jeans buddy

The green room the green room in American Comedy Company has a tabletop miss pac-man I'll lay on that you just come in the little secret room and have me Be safe my man, and we'll talk to you soon. Thanks, Danny Is it bad that I'm bummed out that there's not a lot of ass raping in prison that I thought Well, I mean it's happening. I just thought there was I thought there was that Gays have gotten so much braver now. What do you mean? Just being loud and proud like if you go to prison gay There's a faction of guys waiting there for you that are also gay

They're like, you know get over here bitch, and then they all fucking uh gay off together and they're shredded right This was probably more like in the 60s 70s where people weren't outwardly game probably being closeted Some of that aggressive gay fucking but now you could just there's guys that are probably they're waiting to be fucked So you think there's like a this gay pride in prison? Oh? Yeah, yeah, they're really pride enough When I see gay pride thing the other day, I'm like, I don't think we need this. It's gay pride month. Yeah, but it was gay pride month,

but it was something celebrating gay pride month. I'm like, why? Like, oh, was it when we went to the movies yesterday? We saw a movie yesterday and it was like, Cinemark celebrates gay pride month. And it was just like a commercial of just like, guy-guy couples and girl-girl couples, but mostly guy-guy couples.

They always hear the most jarring ones. And just talking about it, I'm like, why is this a thing? And are we eventually gonna not have gay pride month? Will it eventually go into the ether because it's so normal? Well, I mean, I think it's there now. Even the gay pride parade is just a fucking parade. It's not a it used to be. No it's a wild it's a moving sex fuck orgy coming down 5th Street hide your children. I didn't say it was a hot parade it's a fucking hot parade. Because DJ Lou goes every year and he's the fucking I

believe he's the grand marshal this year. I've been to a bunch and they're all horrific. No you're, get away from me. But why do you go if you think they're horrific? I was forced to go. Sex is sex, dude. With who? My ex and I was also forced to go to Fire Island a few times.

So your gay days are over now? Yeah. Wow, that's just... You got enough though. When you were on the inside, right? It was like prison. You had to get butt fucked a little bit. Yeah. Is that where you got that bracelet?

Did the Gay Pride people give you that bracelet? No, this is from my little nephew. Oh, I'm talking about the other one. That's also not gay. Tell your little nephew to make bigger bracelets. They're too tight. They tell your little nephew he's a stupid idiot who didn't make a bracelet right.

We went fast, though. We went from, you know from seeing Ellen kiss on TV where the world erupted to nobody gives you. I mean, there's gays in every single show. There's gays in everything now. Yeah, but it's almost what I'm saying. Because gay pride, it's celebrating literally the sex part of it.

The fucking part? Well, that's what makes somebody gay is their attraction and sexual attraction to the same sex So you're celebrating that it's a weird thing. It's it would be like celebrating gay or straight sex. Well, yeah I think it's more about the rights. It's like it started as a riot and that's where it all stemmed out of oh Now we're taking pride in riots. Christine, I knew you were a fucking homo. I am a homo. I was a riot at Stonewall Inn. That's the whole thing.

What? The riot at Stonewall Inn. Christine was there. Because they used to harass the guys. The cops would go in and harass the gay guys for being gay, and one day they fought back. All right, gay. Stop being so gay in this gay place, you gays.

Take that cop uniform off They have nothing hotter than a cop coming in to break up your gay club Oh, he hates us that's so horny goddamn gays kept you wearing cop uniforms all right guys seriously though break it up, okay? All right, this is my jam, but seriously you guys got a hold up stop taking my Jay stop taking my belt off Stop you're doing it again, Jay. I'm getting lost in it. Jay! Oh, guys, I'm here. Snap out of it!

I'm here! Someone's gotta go. I'm here, I'm queer. We need somebody going to get Jay again. I'm officer queer. We need somebody to go get Jay. Jay's dancing. Officer Orchis- I'm here, I'm queer.

Officer Gaybo in the house. Hey. Who wants to spin my gun? And then and then homosexuality was born that was a story of the Stonewall Inn That's my one-man show called Stonewall in riot today. It's a laugh riot So they did they did the Stonewall preview audience We're in previews still did they do So they did that and then they started the parade I don't know when exactly the parade started but it was all stemmed out

But now I think it's once the gays found out that under the guise of parade you can fuck outwardly on the streets on floats I think that the next day I believe the parade started. I've never been to the gay parade They really fucking a float and they, if you're on a float. It did start the next year, 1970. Jay, I'm sorry. Are they really fucking on, are they really doing sexual acts out on a parade? I've never been.

No, they're not fucking on the floats, but it's really suspicious. I bet it's happened. I bet it has happened. I absolutely bet someone is, someone underneath the float who's driving a little car or something has been getting their dicks.

Absolutely. It is, listen, Wayne Ray, you remember Wayne Ray, the thing that he always said still that is one of my top five funniest things that made me laugh, I asked if him and his boyfriend were going to the pride parade and he goes, no, me and Ray love each other. We don't have to walk around in buttless chaps to prove it. And that's sort of, and by the way, I'm making a joke, obviously, because there's a bunch of these things it. And that's sort of, and by the way, I'm making a joke obviously because there's a bunch of these things that are, everyone's dressed appropriately and it's like gay firefighters and stuff, but right behind that is like Max's bar and grill

and it's just like Tranny's helicopter in their dicks. Do they really have their packers out? No, they're in. That's also become very corporate. Other guys. You can't see them because they're buried in butts, you see. There's no way, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I bet you there is outdoor gay sex every Pride parade

several times. 100%, yeah. Several times. Like just. Is there sex at the Puerto Rican Day parade, too? That's against their will. That's against their will. Those are rapes.

Yeah, those are called rapes. Those are different. God damn it, Christine. This is just good old fun gay sex, guys. Do you remember when New York was so simple when the Puerto Rican Day parade rapes were the only thing we really had to worry about? Like once a year, you'd be like, all right, we're gonna stay in today.

And that was the only, now it's... You know, you gotta worry about your Max going out to get a fucking soda on the corner and ended up covered in rainbow lipstick on his wiener. Yeah if you order a bagel you get fucking lit on fire. Now I will say this I would guess Lou and the problem was you went DJ Lou you went with a girlfriend to this thing you were dragged there. If you went. Wait a minute dragged? He got dragged there yeah. Cat eye makeup. He was supposed to meet me and didn't come and poor Tom had to drink all his beers by himself.

Well, it turns out Lou came early. So whenever you come, you realize, what am I doing with the Pride parade? Oh, that's right. I don't even like this. Let me get out of here. If you go as a straight guy and go alone and hang out on that route with real supportive gay pride shit. On the gay route? On the gay route?

On the gay route? You could definitely pull pretty hot, because there's a lot of hot chicks that are straight or bisexual who go to this thing for the party of it. So if you go and just be like, God, this is so great, this is so great, that gay people are finally getting this thing, you could probably get your dick sucked

by some hot chicks and hook up. Would you say that, Lewis? A lot of hot chicks there. Yeah, it's very sexually charged, but... Right, they're saying they're so horned up that if you pretend that you overly give a shit about gay rights... It's easy. You might get pussy there.

Yes. Yeah. If you can hang in there long enough, but it is too much. I do care about gay. I hope gays have all their rights, but not enough to go watch guys have sex on floats. There's a lot of ugly women at this parade. Absolutely. I mean, there's a...

But I like to believe that all the fat ones are lesbians. These corporations are all buying buses and stuff now, and it's just like the employees are walking with them. I don't know if it's all the gay employees from the company or... Yeah, it's a parade now. Let me tell you something. Those are all Starbucks employees we're watching in this parade right now, and it's like all the gay employees from the company or? Yeah, it's a parade now. Let me tell you something. Those are all Starbucks employees we're watching in this parade right now,

and it's the ugliest people I've ever seen. Where I always find there's always pretty cute chicks working at a Starbucks, so I will say this is their gay. These are their gays that work there. Starbucks gays. That was What's Her Name's brother on that float. Who was the chick who dated Pete Davidson? Oh, Ariana Grande. That's Ariana Grande's brother, the guy that was on the float before that brother on that float? Who's the chick who dated Pete Davidson? Oh, Ariana Grande.

That's Ariana Grande's brother, the guy that was on the float before that. Was that true? Yeah, I know that because he was on Henry Danger and I was a big fan of Henry Danger. He's a gay icon. He is a gay, he is gay. What's his name, Frank?

Something grande. Isn't it Frank Grande? Yeah, he is a gay. Yeah, yeah. Even real gay. He was the first gay, Max went, that guy's gay. Is that yeah even real gay. He was the first gay max went that guy's gay Is that covering a legion of skank shirt? Don't you have a gay legion of skanks hoodie? Yes. Yeah a pride hoodie for sure. What is ever?

Absolutely, we've made a gay no no no it's not a skank. Oh no. I know yeah I think I kept the pride one. Oh look at that that guy's a sailor. He's a sailor. Oh, okay All right right my bad Sorry, we're just watching some pride parade over here If you guys aren't following home watching pride parade look at all that pride Well, look that guy's face is covered in pride He's covered in that other guy's pride and I think there was some pride left over from some guy last night So funny I watched the trailer for

I'm sorry. So funny, I watched the trailer for Gerard Carmichael's new special, and it is funny, like the guy's really had two halves of a career, like the half that's not gay, and now it's all about being gay. Is that what it is now? What's his special? Yeah, the new trailer is talking about his boyfriend.

What's he wearing? Something fur? Very stylish, gay. Must be freeing for a guy to come out and just be like, all right, I get to wear what I want to wear. Well, to come out and already be fucking famous is huge. Because now you're getting top tier dick. Although that show, remember, he wanted to fuck Tyler the Creator who was not interested. Yeah. He's not that famous. For a black sitcom star. Tyler the Creator? He's not that famous to turn a guy gay.

No, Tyler Creator, I think, does pretty gay shit. Is he gay, too? I mean, he's definitely not straight, right? Am I right about that? Black as a blue. He's never confirmed it, but I feel like he is gay. Maybe full on gay. Yeah.

It's possible. Is everybody in music now in hip hop is gay? Well, Wendy Williams, if you believe the Queen, will tell you that they've all been gay since the very, very beginning. I mean, it's coming to fruition, right? But isn't it starting to seem like the great... and I'm not gonna say he's a sage, wise savant, but I believe Corey Holcomb saying, if you're involved in big-time show business,

you've gotten fucked in the ass. You've been inside of a man before. I think that's true. I don't know if it's true, but I think it may be. Listen, why would Wendy Williams say everybody has done gay shit? Now listen, it can't be true. I don't want to believe this is Method Man. I don't think so. But also keep in mind, like, almost a two, remember the Tupac ruse that everyone kind of

figured out through time? That he's gay? Well, it's like, you know, well no, by the time he was at his most popular, he had gone to jail, thug life, he had done the movie Juice, and then started living his life like that, like Bishop, like the character,

and started getting into a bunch of trouble and being, but you forget this is like an art kid who was a dancer. He went to school for dance and poetry and shit. Yeah, that's always the thing they always say. He's like, he seems so gay in this interview. I don't even know if I've ever felt that he was gay. They show this interview a lot. Yeah.

I never think he seems gay, but he's so boyishly, he's like a pleasant kid. He is gay in this video. He's not a gangster. Buddy, listen to his, if you listen to him kid. He is gay in this video. He's not a gangster. Buddy, listen to his. Definitely not, thug life. If you listen to him talk, he is gay. I like to do my super silly raps.

Well isn't he at art school with What's-Her-Face? Jada Pinkett. That's right. And she's gay. And they both went bald. And then Will's gay. And everybody's gay. Everybody is gay.

It's possible. Yeah, that's why we've never made it. We never made it beyond the threshold. Well, Wendy Williams made it telling people who are gay, so why don't we start telling who is gay out there? I think it'd be easy just to be gay. I was with Shane this weekend. Gay.

Is he gay? It's crazy. How gay? Nonstop gay. Jesus Christ. I stay outside the whole time because I won't be a part of it. So it's only inside gay. It's not outside gay?

Inside. In the, there's these rooms afterwards where people come after the show and it just gets gay so I go outside and smoke cigarettes. Is there food, is that where the food is? There is food. But a lot of times I don't eat the food because I don't want to go in the room with all the gay.

That's what I tell myself because I'm so bad at meeting people. That's funny because- Buddy, I whiffed pretty good this weekend. Being gay? No, well, no. I try to overly not to be gay in these situations, and then in a panic moment, I'm wildly gay, and I blow it, huge.

What do you mean? So, we did the show in Omaha first night, we were were in Iowa next night, Des Moines, Iowa Homeless slipknot by the way spit it out We were in Iowa and we did the show and at the They didn't see me at all. Well first thing that happened was we got a Like through Christine the person who does hotels or something for Skankfest, was doing Comic-Con out there,

and he goes, the guy that plays Daredevil wants to come to the show. The TV show? Yeah. Okay. Daredevil. Well, there's two Daredevils. There's the movie.

Do you think it was Ben Affleck? Yeah. You think I wouldn't have said Ben Affleck's coming? I don't know. You might have been trying to be a little mysterious. Okay. You might have been like the guy who plays and I'd be like, oh? And then I go, and I think it's the guy from TV

in walks Ben Affleck, yeah. You could have went that way. I'm sorry. It's okay. No, I'm sorry. No, it's okay. Well anyway, Charlie Cox. So he-

English, correct? Didn't see that coming but very and Also in talking to him for a good seven minutes not sure if he's blind in real life or not still he is Is he no, I don't know V. How's he gonna read the script? I don't Braille Do you think no blind person's ever been in something before now? They don't know dude That's against sag and after rules. By the way, you answered your question with a joke that was the real answer. How does he read the script? Braille?

Yeah, no. Probably. Sometimes you throw these jokes out there and they don't land, Jay. He might be blind. What am I, blind? Not blind. He's not blind. No, he's not.

He's not blind. Well, every picture he sort of looks like he could be blind. He's just used to looking blind. Maybe. But he's a very nice guy. He fucking really does. He looks blind in every picture he sort of looks like he could be blind. He's just used to looking blind maybe but he's very nice guy It's they will he fucking really does he looks blind that he's wide-eyed I told you I just spoke this guy for seven straight minutes. Not sure if he wasn't blind He left that night until this moment confirmed by the internet is now. I know he's not blind. He's not blind very nice guy small, right? Petite no, not petite not muscular though. Not like big

Right? Petite? No, not petite. Not muscular though, not like big. Not big. Not superhero. No, no, no. Yeah. But he was, so they came in the beginning of the show and went to go watch the show.

I guess afterwards he stopped in and said, hi, what was really funny about that was, again, it's always perspective of what you know. I love the show Daredevil. I've watched all the seasons on Netflix and I watched the new one. I thought it was great. It's great.

The new one particularly was great. The new one was probably the best. Yeah. It was real violent. Yeah, D'Onofrio. D'Onofrio and Punisher. Punisher came back. It was really good. I can't remember his name. What is his name?

Um, who? Punisher. Oh, the guy, John Berenthal. He's the fucking best. Yeah, he's great. So, first of all, whiffed in that interaction, because I did say new season was great, man. And then I said, what a comeback.

What? Implying, well, because it got canceled from Netflix and then picked up by Disney. Yeah. I said, I don't know. Is that a weird way to put it? What a comeback. It makes it sound like I'm acknowledging the show fell

to pieces at one point. And it was a weird way to say it. How are you going to say it? I should have just said, great great new season and stop there. I keep talking. Yep. So. I wanna come back.

So then I remember seeing Shane, I go, hey they're gonna come back after the show, but I saw him out there. He go, the guy who plays Daredevil's here. I go, he's here with the guy who does the hotel reservations for Skankfest, but he does Comic-Con I guess too. And he brought Daredevil. Two or three times I said that the guy who plays Daredevil

is coming, and Shane just eventually goes, I've never seen Daredevil, dude. It doesn't mean anything to me. It doesn't hold me with it. And then the rest of the night, the rest of the night the whole joke kept becoming, just me coming around the corner going, Daredevil's here.

He's already sent, he's texted me three times, pictures of daredevil, and says daredevil's here. That's so funny. So, then at the end of the show, towards the end of the show I should say, I'm sitting outside smoking. Shane's got about 10 minutes left. The chick that's in True Blood is here, dude.

What the fuck is wrong? I watched True Blood. We know you did. I did. Werewolves v. Vampires? Why would I not watch that? There's also Shapeshifters there. And everyone wants to have sex with that girl

with a big gap tooth. Don't forget about the fairies, you fairy. There's also fairies. She was a fairy. Oh, that's right, she was a fairy. Oh, God, what a show. Why did they have that? So. What? Why did they have that? So, why did they have that show?

What? Now I gotta care about Jacob versus Team Robert. What is it? Team Jacob and Team... Twilight? Yeah, what is it? What's the boy's name? Edward. Team Edward. And Team Jacob.

I thought you looked around the room and even Christine didn't know what you were talking about. I saw three of them in the theater. Oh my God. and Team Jacob. I've only looked around the room and even Christine didn't know what you were talking about. I saw three of them in the theater. Oh my God. I had a child. Who are you? And she saw one of them with me. That's so fucking.

What? She loves vampires. Do I love vampires? Of course you do. Because I wanna be a vampire boy? Imagine you dress like Blade, one of Blade's henchmen. I'm just gonna get killed by Blade in a party scene. You're the guy that gets killed in the middle of the movie. So I was outside smoking, 10 minutes left of the show and

who shows up? Not from the show, they haven't been there for the whole show. It is, and you'll get this right when I say the names, Black Lou, but uh, Sidney Brown, Cooper Dejean, two cornerbacks for the Fed Offie Eagles. Cooper Dejean is the one, remember he turned 22 at the Super Bowl and he got the pick six, the interception for a touchdown, crazy. He walks in. I see them both walk in, I acknowledge them both,

but I give just like a head nod to them both. When they go in, well they go into the arena. I was sitting on a bench, so I was like, oh, you guys, you know. You've already went up? Yep. Oh, okay, so you have no? Nothing.

Yeah, you have no juice. No juice. Yeah, you're just a guy. So I go in for Shane's last few minutes, and I'm watching those guys wait there for him to get off stage in the same area I'm at. And so Shane gets off stage, he comes in, he's talking to them.

We all go back in the green room, the big green room. And he introduces me to them, I shake hands with him, the two of them. And then we made some joke about Daredevil being here, too. And then he goes, he goes, I haven't watched the new season. Sidney Brown said that, so I was like, oh, it's good. He was like, oh, yeah, he goes, I remember.

He goes, didn't I meet you in Philly? He did see me at the Philly show, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cooper Dejean is just sitting there, and I go, all right. And then, I don't know, a gate opens somewhere and like 40 more people come in the green room and there was a celebrity softball game in town. That's why these guys are all here. So a bunch of players from the Broncos and stuff come in.

Livingston, I wanna say, a player, he's a player on the Broncos, comes over. Couldn't be friendlier. So he's a big fan of me. Shaking hands with me. He's a player on the Broncos comes over because couldn't be friendlier. So he's a big fan of me Shaking hands with me. He's so nice. Yeah, and then he He then he goes and fucking They start all just kind of having a conversation. I had a daredevil to I know he did not say that I dip out of the room and I leave And I go outside just start smoking my cigarettes again. I talk on the phone with Fanoia for a while, Christine a little bit, just

killing time and I'm waiting for a long time. We're flying back that night still but we're not leaving there till like 1130 shows over about 1015. So I'm outside for a good hour just smoking cigarettes and then I'm like, oh I see a few people start trickling out outside So I'm like, oh, I guess it's winding down in there a little bit and there's my moment Cooper de Jean Sidney Brown walk out to go to their car now. They've been introduced to me and Sidney Brown sort of remembers me. This is the interaction. Sydney Brown starts walking out and I go, I go, hey man, have a great year. He goes, huh?

And I went, you guys have a great year. I go, I'm not gonna, and then Cooper DeGene's looking at me, but they're walking away while they're talking. And this is how the sentence trailed. Then I go, I'm not gonna come this year because I came last year, the only game I went to last year, Super Bowl Bowl was the Atlanta Monday night when they okay they were gone I panic I tried to get it all out at once, I don't know if he goes by. I'm teary-eyed almost, is how embarrassed I was.

I'm so bad at it, dude. I'm so bad at it. I don't know what to do. I had to take my headphones off because I couldn't listen to the rest of it. Jay, how are you so cool in here at Skankfest on stage? I saw the picture of you. You sit down in front of thousands of people and you turn into a fucking chidrull. In front of, what's a chidrull? I love it.

In front of fucking sports guys. Dude, you just performed solo Sitting down in front of arena full of people You're the star. I almost told him I was gonna cuz like everyone say they're like dude. Just go talk to my go What I'm gonna say hey 22 year old boy I'm gonna go down on opening day and get cheesesteaks and your jersey. And then I'm gonna wear it like I'm your girlfriend. I'm gonna wear your name on my back. You could not say that.

Right, but I'm going to. But you could also walk up and go, hey, what's up, man? I'm Big Jay O'Greesson, I did the show tonight, I'm on the blah, blah, blah. Oh yeah, cool, man, what's up? Hey, man, now that's what I'm saying. Big Eagles fan, dude.

Big Eagles fan, what's up, dude? How you doing, man, how's it going? You see the chain yet? Just informed them that I was not going to come to a game this year because I am the mush for the... And they didn't stop to finish hearing me. They eventually, while I was talking, both turned their heads to continue walking away.

And they knew I was in the middle of talking. They were just like, oh, they were all like, alright, alright, what? And I bet when they turned around, they looked at each other and did like a, jeez, it sucked. Because you turned into an F a and An FA and an IT a real fan A real orange peel fan

Break I just want to make sure yeah Hang on black was given as Jacob's double cum shot double load to the face Yeah, wow hang on black was given as Jacob's double cum shot double load to the face That must mean it's time for commercial Bobby Kelly's gonna be at that dojo of comedy in Mars Plains, New Jersey June 6 and 7 that's this fucking weekend everybody After that he's gonna be in Portland, Maine Rochester, New York all on deck for tickets and all tour dates Go to punch up dot live slash for Robert Kelly and big Jay is going to be this weekend governors in Levittown New York Friday and Saturday night after that he's gonna be in San Diego taking it in an alley up the butt by the prisoners if

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