The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bronze Black Lady w/Tim Butterly

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

This may be Tim Butterly's final appearance on the Bonfire for a while because he's moving to Austin. Jacob is sad about this, so to make him feel better, they perform a new episode of the hit sitcom "Jacob Loves Guys." Jay and Christine saw Kendrick Lamar in concert and Jay gives a full review. They are going to a Marylin Manson show tonight and a person claiming to be him calls Bobby's cell. More than a few wrestlers who appear on "Legion Of Skanks" wind up dead shortly after. The great Sabu guested on Jay's other show last Monday and was found diseased the next day. A large bronze statue of an everyday black woman was erected in Times Square and she seems pissed off. On May 22nd Tim Butterly will perform a "Going Away" show at SoulJoel's in Pottstown PA. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Lou doesn't start the show until somebody on that side of the room puts the headphones on Has to that was if you're a fine it's well, it's not usually you know I've been I've put my headphones on maybe 70 times and the show doesn't start But when somebody on that side of the room puts the headphones on, it's on. The show begins. So, Tim, you decided when the show started. That was so much pressure. And you guys all stared at me.

We were waiting for you to start the show. I thought something was going to happen. I thought you guys you said, well, start the show when Tim feels like putting his headphones on. So I almost immediately put them on. You said, no, no, no, no, not yet. I said, you feel it. You said that I, well then it took me a minute to open myself up enough to feel anything and you guys were, I felt naked while you guys stared at me the entire time. Well you know what, Jay.

And then I got there and I thought maybe I will feel something if I give this a minute and then you guys, I sensed impatience coming from all of you and that really got my tummy hurting and I said is that what I'm supposed to feel? And then it looked like I was going to put them on. You went, oh! I didn't say anything. I was stuck there, man. But you did it, man.

You, let me say something. Oh my God. Tim Butterly's in the studio, everybody. It was great, Tim Butterly. And Big Jay, just let me know, he's coming. Don't panic. People are already like, what's happening? He's coming, he's a little late.

He's working out the, driving in from the suburbs time. And they're on their way, they'll be here any minute. But when he does come in, we're all gonna laugh hysterically. Like we're in the middle of the funniest thing that's ever happened. We, as soon as that door, we, okay. And then when he goes, what are you guys laughing about? We're gonna go, it would take forever to explain it.

Just do whatever you ever you wanted to do We were just talking about Oh shit, hang on Jake, that was so good dude. Oh What's up, Jen are you in his two is it would take forever to take forever explain Jay what's up, buddy Jay the great big Jay Okerson. Hi, pal. Hey, buddy. That was a bit, by the way. You just walked into a bit. Nice.

We did a nice bit on you. I became part of a bit. You were part of the bit. Nice. We did a nice bit. Did I do my part good? It seems like at the end, I was part of the punchline. Oh my God, you fucking nailed it, dude.

Nailed it. You didn't get it. You took it. You took it, and it was great. We were gonna laugh hysterically at something that didn't happen. And then it happened. And then, well, no, it didn't happen. Nothing You took it. You took it. And it was great. We were going to laugh hysterically at something that didn't happen. And that happened. And then well, no, it didn't happen. Nothing. We just started laughing.

But then I really started laughing at Tim because he was real. And then Jacob's laugh made me laugh. By the end, I think we were all laughing. I think it worked. What's up, Christine? You look great. Hello, son. You're in the backyard, huh? I was sunbathing in the backyard. I thought I heard her face time you today.

Christine, were you not in here for that? No, they play. Oh my god. That was what really got me. No, she was tinkling Yeah, I was in doing the regs. I was trying to get in touch with you before I went into do the regs with a Z Cool. Yeah, I don't realize Lewis is part of two shows that end in Z Yeah, I don't realize Lewis is part of two shows that end in Z I mean crazy Wow he's really wars and the regs with a Z Cuz we're badass your badass

badass You guys have nothing but attitude We had we didn't have the Z we wouldn't be but we are we have the Z so we're No grown-ups allowed mad girls allowed Detention dog regs Yeah, I don't take no shit we were talking about I feel like I only get girls in certain states like blue-collar states like San Diego chicks like me Hollywood I for two years not even not one girl came up to me and was into me at all

I don't remember any you San Diego's blue-collar San Diego is yeah, it's as far as Hollywood goes I think it's a lot moved from Hollywood. I it's regular people. I feel so my girls being into you I think in San Diego. I always had chicks. I feel like I get much more attention in San Diego than in Los Angeles, for sure. Yeah, absolutely. I get none. I mean, I lived there for two years. I think it's like not one girl came up to me.

You were hot bob. That was when I was hot bob. Wow. And I got, you know, when I was down in San Diego. And you weren't acting queer, too. I was enacting an orange peel face. Yeah, yeah. Yes.

I think queer's okay. Is queer okay? Well, everyone lookedel Face. Yeah, yeah. I think queer's okay. Is queer okay? Well, everyone look at Jacob. Jacob, you're a connection to the LGBTQ community. Well, in Hollywood, we would tell you, he would be a super twink. He would be a Silver Fox twink. You'd be the plus of the LGBTQ. Whatever plus is, that's you.

Hey, what did you guys play to open the show? Lou played his song. Party in the ghetto. How long of it? Oh, come on. You're gonna get jammed up, dude. If I get jammed up, because you guys fucking around while I'm not here,

and just fucking going off and playing 35 seconds, 40 seconds of a song, you wish it was 35 seconds. I'll tell you what we did. I told Tim, that side of the table puts the headphones on that's who starts the show Yeah, so I said when you put when you feel it you start it and he waited and when he felt it He put the headphones on but it was like a minute and a half in I thought they were doing something I'm not you have to understand dude. I didn't want this. I'm gonna have my ass jammed up so bad

It's on him dude. It's not on you We got serious exam has a fucking team of lawyers and then not only that we just all up my ass We just did the first ten minutes of the show twice in a row now Oh my god, now we're almost back up to the part where you walked in because we explained the part we walked in Well when he comes in we're just gonna start laughing hysterically at nothing Well, when he comes in, we're just going to start laughing hysterically at nothing. This is almost useless, though. Twenty five easiest US cities to get laid doesn't mean anything. It's where you flourish. I think, yeah, where you flourish. What are the cities?

Can you just name the cities? Because I might floor. Maybe that has something. Maybe. What is it? See if you could put each of our individual personalities into it and have personalized results. It's a chat GPT task. Oh, what is the what is the first city? Dallas, Dallas, Texas. OK. into it and have personalized results. That's a chat GPT task. Mm-hmm. Ooh.

What is the first city, Dallas? Dallas, Texas. Okay, I don't, Dallas, Texas? Nothing. Over the years of going to Dallas, not one girl has ever stayed after the show or flirted. Houston? Crazy, crazy.

Back in the day, Houston was a, I wanted to go there twice a year just to have girls flirt with me. I think I felt the love in most places in Texas. Yeah, Dallas. Texas as a state, I feel like, there's a lot of thick, haunched women that really want a good, one of those side punches to the side of the ass.

A haunch? Yeah, like a haunch shot. A giddy up? Yeah. A giddy up? Yeah. I think a thick Texas haunch. Yeah, like a haunch shot. A giddy up. Yeah. A giddy up. Yeah. I think a thick Texas haunch. Take her saddle off and send her.

Yeah, Houston has pretty girls, but they are haunchy. A little haunchy. It's a pretty haunchy, but their faces are so beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beautiful. You know, like that, what's that big fat pig we like? The country singer. Yeah. The big oinker. Yeah, she's not fat anymore, but yes. Oh, like that, what's that big fat pig we like? The country singer. Yeah.

The big oinker. Yeah, she's not fat anymore, but yes. Oh, that's right. She lost weight. She got Ozepic, lost her butt. A lot of people are mad. Her butt and her boobs are weird now. Well, boobs will go with your butt because they're connected for some reason.

Yeah. Yeah, there she is. Look at her all thin now and gaunt. Now her face looks fucked up. Yeah. Now she's not pretty anymore. She got the Ozepic face, man. What's that mean?

Do I look all right? No, you look good. Just don't lose that much weight. We're going down. You're going down to? Like the dosage starting to go down. Down to electric avenue. And we can take it high.

Yeah, she was better chubby. Yeah, some girls are better chubby. Substantially better chubby. And I'm not a big fan of a big ass, but I would rather the other girl, little chubby girl. And she's from Dallas? Yeah. Where is she from?

We're just calling her from Dallas because she's wearing a stupid hat. But that's what we mean. A big old haunched chick like this is what we meant. Nashville? Nothing. Nothing. Nashville, Florida I'm fucking you might as well

Florida's maybe my worst place Florida's the where I feel the least amount of love from chicks Florida's my one of my best It's almost as good as Jersey Dude Florida's what a state is not I know I think it's it is a statement It's like I think Jersey's buck a shuck for a guy like you I don't know what that means, but I like the Hour do they got a one special for you? Like dollar oysters from five to seven buck a shot. Yeah After work crowd slide out early

I'll do you. Slide out early. Take a drive for a man. Take a chick out of her nylons. She goes, let me take my nylons off. Oh, god, do I hate girls who wear nylons. Nude, nude colored nylons. You know there's something wrong with their legs and their vagina.

For sure. Try to keep it in. They definitely got those white meat legs with the black dot pores. Yeah, some type of vein that goes from their knee to their vajaj. You can shave those things against the grain 50 different ways.

There's still little black dots down your whole leg. Ugh. Fuck. I do not like a skin-colored egg. They come in an egg. Remember the ones that came in an egg? Oh, yeah, legs. Legs.

Two Gs. They were almost impulse purchases at the grocery store. Yeah, for you? No, I see they were almost like by at the grocery store. Yeah, for you? No, I say they were almost like by the front counter sometimes, in case you need some quick nylons. Yeah, I used to like the eggs though, I used to keep those and play with them. Now Christine, they're showing you sexy nylons.

Sexy nylons are good. We're talking the, the, the, exactly what the legs, the skin color one. Yes, those. Yeah, my friend John's mom's fucking nylon Yeah, but they were like a fine on eBay used legs panty What made them gross is they were like an inch thick you know what I mean unopened Christine buy that unopened

Of legs and put them on yeah, they cost a dollar thirty nine at the time. We're fine to 25 bucks now But you know so they're not open so you're not gonna be able to see them man smell everyone's divorced ants got fucked in These a lot. Oh, yeah Now can I say this though nothing hotter than when you watch a porn and the guy rips the the rips them open Course and a penis flops out. Oh I'm sorry, I apologize. I apologize, no, no, no. No, that's not what I like.

Where's this list? Baltimore, Maryland, now nothing I could think of that's been. Nope, nope, no good in Baltimore, no. No good in Baltimore. Minneapolis, nope. Nope. Jacksonville, Florida, yes. I will say yes. Yes, I will say yes to Jacksonville, Florida Yes, I will say yes. Yes. I will say yes Jacksonville, Florida particularly

It's like, you know that girl who works with animals. I'm sure you know, I mean, yeah that chick has nine dogs all rescues San Francisco. Yes. Yes, San Francisco is good. No Adelph. Okay. Oh all day long. Let's go Connecticut surprisingly, yes, I feel like maybe. I know. Not for me. I can't draw a crowd, but the crowd I draw, there's always some chubber that wants to lay it down. Yeah, you draw a crowd in Connecticut, there's something wrong with you. Oh, shit. Houston, Texas. No, go back.

Wait a minute. Oh, where were you? You missed one place. New Haven, Connecticut. Okay, New Haven. I thought it said New Hampshire. Yep. Houston, yes.

I had unbelievable luck in Houston. But I had a lot of luck in the United States. I had a lot of luck in the United States. I had a lot of luck in the United States. I had a lot of luck in the United States. I had a lot of luck in the United States. I had a lot of luck in the United States. I had a lot of luck in the United States. I had a lot of, okay, New Haven. I thought it said New Hampshire. Yep. Houston, yes. I had unbelievable luck in Houston, but it was at my prime, you know,

when I was fucking a stool. Oh. It was marshmellios, Bobby. Marshmellios. Good times. It was good times. Speaking of that. Hair. You know, I watched a thing. I've never seen this before. It was Jeff Garland talking to Joe Rogan.

Someone did a super cut of this. And Jeff Garland's very judgmental about comedy, by the way. I don't think he knows Rogan's comedy at all, and he just starts laying down like, he's like, you know, I always found that if you gotta, you see the guy fucking the stool, or having sex with the air, no good.

Never a good comic, I feel like. And he says it like three or four times, and then while they're saying that, just shows Rogan a thousand times, like jumping way up in the air, fucking stools and laying on his back and fucking, and fucking. Becoming a lion?

Yeah. And then he shows Rogan and go, yeah, but what if the joke really needs you like on the stool? I mean, what if the joke really needs you to fucking stool? We're just a funny way around, I Mean what if the joke really? Which is the funny way around they just defend it be like a man sometimes people are physical comics You know I mean yeah, I can't even dispute that it's just a funny thing that like what if the joke really? I'm a one night one night at the Bosnian comedy club Patrice came off and took the stool, so I wouldn't fuck it

It was like now. I wouldn't fuck it. He was like, nah, he ain't fuckin' it tonight, buddy. He goes, you gotta get over this. You gotta break your addiction to fuckin' the stool. Well, I didn't know how physical Joe Rogan's comedy was with that stuff. When I went on there, I made a lot of jokes. The first time I went on, I was telling him my whole starting the black circuit and stuff, I made a lot of jokes about the stools being fucked.

Myself included fucking them, but I spoke at a very like, but I have now matured out of the stool fucking era. I would never even conceive of it in my old age now. But back when I was a child and I didn't know anything and I was really terrible at comedy, is when I was really laying it down on that thing. When I could not think to write one good joke. I had an incredible gorilla noise. You could always fall back on, fucking that thing. When I could not think to write one good joke. I had an incredible gorilla noise.

You could always fall back on fucking that stool. That stool was... When I was doing terrible, nothing was working and I needed to just hit the emerge, you know, tried and true hack move. That slut was always there waiting for me. Fucking legs open. Zero effort.

Embarrassed to even think about it now, but... I used to get mad when I'd do a club and there was a chair like how am I gonna fuck that? I can't fuck this chair. I can't fuck this chair. You could ride a cowboy style I'm not a slut. He goes that thing's a child That's a child yeah adult stool I'm not a piece of shit the chairs when I started pretending like I'm yelling at Max or something I'm fucking the stool. That's an adult You creep good club is this?

He's a bunch of different chair decals on his rear windshield Dawn chair max fucking ottoman is the dog doodles. He's the fucking table God I miss fucking in the stool. Oh man fucking a stool was really yeah who fuck jay more fucked the stool He had a great bit jay more by the way is so funny right now I saw his comedy and he's sober and he got his shit together. He's fucking really killing it right now, very funny. What are you trying to get, season tickets to the Lakers? I'm trying, but you know, I'm just gonna go back out to L.A.

give another shot, see if I can get some poo-tags. Jay, hey Jay! No, I'm just happy, I love when somebody fucking pulls it together and gets sober in his life. Was he fucked up? I didn't really follow his trajectory very much. He was a... I mean, it's not my story to tell,

but he's told it, yes, he's sober four years. I think you told me he was homeless. He was this people where he was sucking guys' dicks. I know. Bobby, you were just saying, Bobby, he was getting fucked. I think I said that off air. You were saying this guy got fucked in homeless shelters.

Hollywood fucked so hard. There's an off air talk, and then there's an on air talk. I don't wanna teach you guys how to do radio guys that you were like you were like before he sought help He started to convince himself that he loved it You know, it's so funny though, that's why they call him Jay Moore not Jay less I Actually gotten when we used to do opiate Anthony down the hall He came on one day and we were doing something and I said something, I don't know, I said something.

Hey pussy. No, about his hair or something. Your hair looks gay. That's when he was going, he was going, and fucking Patrick from Cringe Humor wrote this article and I didn't say anything bad about it. He was like, whatever, you know, and he wrote this thing, Jay's losing his hair,

and then tagged me, Robert Kelly, put me in it, so it looked like I wrote it. Like I said, I got a phone call from Jay, he was like, hey man, like fucking really mad and sad, like, well fuck man, what are you gonna talk about my fucking hair for? And I'm bald by the way, go fuck yourself, you have hair, and I had to explain it to him,

but that's when he was kind of in the midst of it, when he was all fucking frazzled. Losing his hair from drugs and gay sex. No, he didn't do any. Never been gay, he'd been married. You try living on the streets, Bobby, okay? You don't have to be gay to do gay stuff to get what you need.

Jay, this is not me. Again, I don't want to get a phone call again. Hey, Bob, what the fuck, man? I'm sober. He's sober off no drugs, no dick for, for I think three years. No, that's me. Oh, that's 29 13 dick Four years drugs alcohol 39 Cambridge, Massachusetts. Let me say read the blurb on it by the way some of these blurbs look pretty funny Cambridge Cambridge Massachusetts yes, I think we should do the top five. We'll do the read up.

The top five. Okay. Let's see. The city is flooded with sex hungry, party loving students making it easier for people to get laid. Okay, maybe they are all funny. Insider monkey score, 3.3. The insider monkey gives it a 3.3.

My thing back in the day. Insider, I hardly knew that. Insider, how do they know that Insider, I hardly knew her. That was a fucking good one. Pound him for me. That's for me. Anyways, I used to go, I had a little motorcycle,

one bigger than Prince, it was a 500, not a 400. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Like that fucking midget. I used to go after my shows, Harvard Square, and hang out, because late night. Just bang donuts on the fucking motorcycle. They used to have, you know.

Were you wearing a full purple rain outfit? I like the picture of Bobby in full frills. I did. Purple rain Bob. Frills, I had little tassels on my wrists. Somebody put Bobby in purple rain prints please. I had a guitar on my back, but I didn't play. I just got off the motorcycle with it.

Hell yeah. I would go there late, and they had a place called Tasty's, which was just a shit hamburger place, but there were great hamburgers. And all the late night kids would hang out in this little area where the train was, and I'd go there and meet chicks all the time. You're cool.

Yeah. Very fun. You look. We were wearing a chain that had the symbol for man on it? I had both. I had man and female. And female? Yeah.

And then I... That's tasty. Maybe an onk. Raspberry beret and not much else. I used to draw infinity on my chest with a marker and then it was a tattoo. This is just...we're all infinite. We all just go back to energy. Well because it was a different type of girl

that would hang out down there. I hung out with comics, those all like girls at the club. And I would go down there and it was kind of weirdos, like golf chicks and fucking. 20 year olds figuring themselves out. Sure, Bobby dressed like Prince. I was 20. Hello ladies.

I was 20, I didn't go last week Went a month ago Showed with a gray beard on a fucking Vespa. How you doing you broads want to hang out? And when the man tries to bring it down dude go crazy. Let's go nuts It's a never Um... Hey, the world's not a fucking... It's a never ending place, girls. Day or fucking night. Duh, duh. Yo, that day in Beverly Hills, you know when this...

Everything will be alright, but it's not alright, dude. What time? This isn't like called Dr. Something something. This is weird. this speech is weird. I Can't wait somebody superimposes you into fucking Prince purple. Yeah With AI somebody could definitely AI you doing a scene. I want to do the scene where you stop your father from hitting your mother Maybe you just do demanding when I come in and I I

Kind of stop them because I don't have strength Berkeley, California where my fucking Charles Manson or Jim Morrison I guess late in Berkeley I I did one of the greatest massage college rapist No, one of the great no one of the greatest massage policy I've ever been to one of the hand was in Berkeley I went and you show up, this was back in the day when the girls were dressed in evening gowns and stuff, they would get dressed up

before they were just massages, right? There was a big. There was an event, dude, like the Titanic, right? Everybody wore tuxedos to go on a boat. What happened? Do you remember that, when the places they would actually wear nice clothes when you go to the massage parlors?

Yes, the slaviest of slave places would make them also dress like geishas and shit. Yes. So I went into this place, it had a wooden dragon door. Okay. And you knocked on it and you heard all these people on the other side getting ready, like a bunch of people. And then all of a sudden the door opened and there was a row of women, these Asian women in evening gowns. I'm here for the golden child.

I want the knife. in these Asian women in evening gowns. I'm here for the golden child. I want the knife. I want the knife, please. Why was that so funny? So funny. Why was that such a fucking thing? I want the knife. So I went in, it's all Asian girls, these women

in these beautiful dresses. Good correction. Thank you, appreciate you. And then these were Asian stools, if you know what I mean. These weren't chairs. Don't. The last one was this smoking blonde woman in a dress. And it's literally.

Not Asian. Not Asian, smoking blonde. I'm talking really pretty. Alvin said that you're fanning from left to right, so you're like, her. And all you hear was, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk,, hong da, hong da, hong da, hong da, hong da they go so fucking mad. That's all day long. That's all day long that happens.

All day long if she's off duty if she's in a room with somebody fine but if she's available it literally goes her hong da da, hong da. Oh I don't know the one that can understand my strange freaky requests. There's nothing worse than having his ass goes do you lick asshole? They go, you asshole? You go lick. You have like point like lick like point the mouth and then lick. You do. You do? No. You start talking like that. No, you do. Yeah. And then all of a sudden. You do. Do do. Tongue do do. They go hang on one second. They go into the room. room you just hear him laughing He wants ass licked

I know soy sauce You do Alright we got Berkeley, so no on Berkeley of course not Clearwater? Clearwater yes Unless you're Hulk Hogan Well Clearwater You're gonna fuck some old biddies though

That's Scientology actually Is that on Clearwater? Clear that the old the old bitches in that whole thing and and Scientologists so maybe maybe not the city offers several bars and clubs to meet your potential sex partner. Mmm. I think so I mean, it's right there man, which is perfect. Yeah at this age. Yes, you don't want to be dazzled by a large city vibe Los Angeles is eight boo. Nope. Nothing. What does it say? The city is overflowing with singles who come here from all around America

and to have fun and party. The city has a relaxed vibe, never felt that. Never. Culturally diverse. Nope. You can find women of Spanish, African, and European descent. Where? Okay.

If you have a taste for diversity, this city is your go-to place. By the way, let me say two things I noticed. We went to see Kendrick Lamar at MetLife on Thursday. And SZA and Kendrick Lamar. SZA's background dancers were, I mean, from one to the next busted. Terrible looking.

Kendrick Lamar's background dancer girls were African, dude. They were big round butts, tiny waist, muscular. Barefoot. Yeah, dark. Short hair, Afro, no wig. Dark, real dark. Pumpin' nickel? But I mean dark, but let me tell ya.

I love that. Rockin' those bodies. Love that, I love that. I mean really thumpin'. SZA grew on me as attractive as the night went on. Jacob, you wouldn't like her. She's a little bit of a thick bottom, if you know what I mean.

Bit of a tank thighs. I don't like that. Not for me. She's been like a battle bot, but a good one. She's lost weight too. And she's also lost weight. Not enough, probably. She's very pretty though.

Jesus. Very, very pretty. Kendrick Lamar is also, it sucks for a girl to be next to him. He's five foot one and Tiny I mean is he small he's so small is he wearing those jeans those bell-bottom tight jeans No, he didn't wear a bell bomb jeans, but he wore He wore shorts that would make my shorts look like I'm Larry Bird in the 70s Or I'm telling you or the early 80s rather

It was a they were they were shorts, but I'm telling you, or the early 80s rather. It was, they were shorts, but I mean, they touched his shoes almost. He's so little. He's so tiny. But he was great. Was it good? Yeah, it was good. The audience I didn't love.

Oh, you were that close? Yeah, we were in. Is that you? No. Oh. But we were inside the stage... In the... It's called the Energy Pit?

You got Snake Pit? No, it's not called the Snake Pit. Yeah, but it's called the Energy Pit, which in rap, translates... And dash Ergy. Translates to Snake Pit. We were in that little circle right there. You got fucking snake pit? Well

How'd you get snake pit? Christine bought them. Was Josh there? No. Just me and Christine. Okay I'm okay with that. Was everyone around you dancing the whole time? Um, no. It was also nice, like it was not crammed up in there.

It was, it was full, but I mean not packed plenty of room Was it expensive which must been crazy? I don't know Christine got him Jacob. What do you think? Little too big for me She's pretty though. They do way too many songs They do all too many songs together and he changed completely the beat of one of my favorite songs He does what when I know it's aap. No. It's Mad City. How's that, I know that go, boom, boom, boom, boom. No, no, no.

Skiddle-diddly. Yes, that's the one. I love that one too. Good Kid, Mad City. But he came out instead of, again, Two Things I Like. I love that song. But he did it instead of. Sorry when you said that I had two things that you liked,

but I held back. He did it. He did it. Ham. Ham. He did it instead of the... Sorry, when you said that I had two things that you liked, but I held back. He did it, uh... He did it, uh... Ham? Ham. He did it. And lattes. No, no, no, he didn't do ham and lattes.

He did that song's lyrics to the beat, not even the beat's the wrong word, to the background music of Sweet Love by Anita Baker. That's weird. Right? That was like the theme of his background the whole night. They kept going back to Sweet Love by Anita Baker. Sweet love, ba da ba da. I mean it's a good song but not for that right?

No, because the actual song is so hard and awesome. Yeah. Come on Jay. Stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me, stay nothing more than to see me get jammed the fuck up. No way, they could bring me down. Was that Louis's, what is that? What is that, Louis's barbecue? Oh. That's Louis's barbecue. That's his ex's barbecue. Now were you the, was it like the crowd very diverse or was it, must be real?

I mean, no, it wasn't diverse. Must be white people, right? It was extraordinarily white. It's all white, yeah. Oh yeah. And then a lot of the gay, a lot of the black people were gay. What? How do you know that?

Looking at them and also knowing every word to SZA songs was a big tell. What's a SZA song? I don't know. Is that SZA and... Isn't that what lesbians do? No, no, SZA is her name big tell. What's the SZA song? I don't know. Is that SZA and, isn't that what lesbians do? No, no, SZA is her name. Oh, sorry. That's the girl with the tank bottom. She's, I'll tell you what's happened, what's very funny to notice in R&B music particularly

and the juxtaposition of even playing Sweet Love by Anita Baker, that's the R&B music that I grew up with more. And then it became like suggestive songs with like the Jodeci's and stuff where they're singing about like freaking you. But SZA's, she has a beautiful voice, undeniable. I don't like the songs. She has a beautiful voice, but her lyrics are all like,

used to suck my pussy, used to suck your dick, now you coming down my throat and I'm, I mean I'm making that up, but that is the the around about the idea of what the it's no bullshit This is my first time seeing her but like to live crew lyrics is incredible Can I hear a little bit of her she could drag Jacob between her cheeks like a towel? This is the song You see why wouldn't work Like a baton in her butt.

She'd be snapping her friends with a wet Jacob. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Jacob would come out and smell like cocoa butter and mayonnaise. Oh, absolutely, dude. A little hot sauce.

A little bit of dookie juice. Yeah, a little dookie juice. Um, this song I love. Like pad thai and hot sauce. I wouldn't call this her song. This is Kendrick Lamar, the song I did for Black Panther. She does the chorus and it's great. Okay. But...

I don't think that's... What? That doesn't look like SZA. I want to hear the Eat My Pussy part. Oh, go...just look up Dirtiest SZA lyrics. I want to hear the eat my pussy part. Oh, go just look up dirtiest SZA lyrics. I'm certain it's a bunch of them. I like that. Girl I eat ass, ass, ass. Do you eat ass, ass, ass?

Girl I eat ass, ass, ass. One question. Just put this through Google Translate at the massage place. Do you eat ass? That was Princess Matara who found God after that. She found Jesus. She found Jesus? Yeah.

Where was he? In her ass? In her ass. She was eating ass. She found him. Going to see Marilyn Manson tonight. How you really? I gotta go to, I'm going to the dojo.

I know. I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I gotta fly. Getting out of the tunnel, is it easy or what? Yeah. Yeah? Tunnel's not bad. Fwing, fwing, zip it up?

All right, yeah, I gotta go do this tonight. I know, cigars and. Marilyn Manson sounds cool too though. Yeah, yeah. Dude, cigars and friends or Marilyn Manson? What are you gonna pick? Well, I normally wouldn't do this, but Whitney Cummings told me that she's a friend with him.

She's friends with him. With Marilyn Manson? Right, that's what I said. Well, they look similar. True. Without makeup. True, true. So I reached out to her, I was like,

I already got good tickets. I'm not looking for tickets. I was like, but you said you're friends with him. So I don't even know what I mean by this, but can you put in a word for me in some way? What do you want her to go, hey, I want to let you know, J's new special is awesome. What she did was a cool thing.

She sent him. She said, a friend of mine, like a comedian friend of mine, he's a big fan. He's coming to see and she's like, she wrote, she sent me the thing, she's like, he's a genius and sent my special, which is pretty dope. And he wrote back, he's like, oh, I'd love to meet him.

So, we'll see. We'll see. Wait a minute. You're gonna meet him tonight? I don't know. I feel like there's a lot riding on this. This has fallen to pieces for me several times already. I mean, can I just say something?

I mean, look, I love you, but you went to the Snake Pit, and now you're going backstage. I didn't go to a Snake Pit, I sat with you. No, you went to Kendrick Lamar's Snake Pit. Christine bought those. But you did goar's snake pit. Christine bought those. But you did go to the snake pit. Christine bought those. By the way, if it was up to Christine,

she wasn't ready to pry at all. She was happy to stay way back, and I'm like, I thought you said we're in some kind of a pit. And she was like, I don't know, I think it just means the floor. Like, no, no, it's a thing. And we did. We got directed all around, and it's this little pit in the middle of the stage. It was pretty dope. So you haven't met Marilyn Manson before, that's crazy.

Never met Marilyn Manson. I'm friends with him. No you're not. Yeah I am, I'll call him right now. Call him. Whatever, you want me to call him? Text Dawn, Dawn be Marilyn Manson for a second. I'm not gonna text Dawn.

I know, it's mad, it's mad. You want me to call him, seriously? Yeah. Hit him up dude. I don't see you as a guy that gets starstruck very often, but I have to imagine you're gonna stutter when you meet Marilyn. It would be... I'd be pretty excited to meet... Well, I've already talked it out to Christine,

the things that I'm like, don't do. Don't go in there right away talking about how... Your music has such a crazy impact on my outfits. LAUGHTER And, you know, I try... I'm not usually like... I try not to be like this, but I don't even want to take up any of your time. It's just like, it means so much to me. Hey, Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn Manson.

Marilyn, how you doing, buddy? Is this Bobby again? Yeah, it's Bobby. You got a show tonight. I'm not going to be able to make it. Is this Marilyn Manson in the shower? Is he in got a show tonight. I'm not gonna be able to make it. Is this Marilyn Manson in the shower? Is he in the shower?

Where are you, right? That better be blood. Where are you? I'm at the gym. I'm at the gym because I removed my bottom ribs and it fucked me up. Okay, all right, so. Hey, my friend.

That's something only Marilyn would know. Wait a second. That's true. That's inside information. Hey, buddy. Wait a second. That's true. That's inside information. Hey buddy. Wait a second. This might not be a bit. My friend Jay's coming.

He's a genius. He loves the way you dress. I like whoever, whoever you got to do this. Marilyn. Did not stop doing whatever they're doing to take this call. Fronting bacon in the shower. He's working out. Marilyn, what's up buddy?

I'm sorry for interrupting you. What's Jay's favorite song? What's your favorite up, buddy? I'm sorry for interrupting you. What's Jay's favorite song? What's your favorite song, dude? I'm not playing this game with whoever this big person is. Buddy, it's Marilyn Manson. Yeah, let me see. Let me see who it is.

This might be going somewhere. Show me Marilyn Manson as the guy. He has a picture of this thing. There's nothing there. Marilyn. All right, I'll talk to you. Hey, buddy, he's going to be there tonight. Can you maybe meet him after the show definitely? I want to see you suck your own dick if I had one request you want can you he wants to see you suck your own dick

Is that cool? Okay perfect Do it right the stuff. OK, perfect. He has ribs removed. Oh my god. That's what do it, right? All right, thanks, man. All right, man, I'll talk to you later. Bye.

He's like Fanoia. It wasn't Fanoia. Whatever it was, he couldn't stop doing dishes. It was, first of all, Marilyn was a... It wasn't Fanoia because Fanoia would have said, suck my what? What's your problem, buddy? Oh! Oh, mean Mike. Shit.

Mike's coming in on Wednesday to tell us, I got a funniest phone call. I was sick as a dog this weekend. I got so sick. Of what? And just life in general. Now, my stomach, man. Again?

Again. It was bad on the outside, but it was so bad. Were you pooping again? Throwing up. Oh, god. Pooping. It was a nightmare. Two nights, and there was like two cities.

I did a work with Shane this weekend, which was great. I thought I was such a buzzkill, because I always just felt like horrible all weekend. All these people came down to see you this weekend, and you didn't show. Hm? Oh, to San Diego. Don't say I didn't show, I wasn't going.

It was like I bailed. I told him you canceled. You said I bailed? I was like Shane called me, he was like, I gotta go over here, cause it will do better for my career. Oh, so now I think I'm an asshole. Wow, what a shitty thing for him to do to you.

Yeah, they were like, wow, that's weird. And I was like, man, it's show business, not show friends. Not show friends. is this her being dirty This is a little sizzle dirty That is my pussy stay what you don't have spell scissor dude SCA Niggas want me to attack you put the hood on other calling me Cassius Why don't you like Bob Saget? What? Did not see that coming How much you knew me in the past since I know Julie's style this ain't no last dance way past it way

white references Not that dirty I don't wanna see my ink it possess my space big not that dirty Yeah, it's not that dirty. I think she's about to turn it over. Yeah I can't one dick ain't enough. Give me a walrus mouth with two cocks in my cheeks. Yeah, so it's gonna be fun, dude. I'm starting to think that was a Marilyn Manson. Buddy. All right, hang on.

Was that Marilyn Manson? Buddy, he told you about the ribs thing. No, he does his own dishes in the afternoon. Not dishes, he's working out for the show tonight. You know he's back. He went to rehab, he's got his shit together. He's in shape again. He is in shape again. Oh, he was clanging and tonight. You know he's back. He went to rehab, he's got his shit together. He's in shape again. He is in shape again.

Oh, he was clanging and banging. Yeah, buddy, listen, I'm gonna have whatever merch you want and if there's a song you want him to sing and he said he's gonna try to suck his own dick, so. Look it, if Marilyn sucks his own dick on stage tonight. Could you get him to kill himself at midnight? Okay. That's so dope.

I mean, if he did suck his own dick and he just pointed at you, He was like, it is him. This thing goes out today. Eugh. You know, Legion of Skanks has also killed its second ECW wrestler. Oh my god, I'm destroyed. Wow.

I think though on some light detective work and thinking about it, I think I know what killed Sabu. Famed ECW wrestler Sabu, rest in peace, died yesterday I think or the day before. Oh my God. He was just on Legion of Skanks last Monday. Legendary ECW wrestler, hardcore legend. How was he?

Homicidal, suicidal, genocidal. Genocidal. It was interesting in the get go, he's whacked out for sure, Sabu. This is his last match ever Yeah, oh my god. Okay. This is good because What he died of fan comments? No, so sabu he's still wrestling which is crazy. He was he was he was he He does only these these deathmatch things. They're fucking crazy what he does and

Then he goes he was supposed to get in this fight, supposed to be one of his last fights, it is his last now, he's supposed to go through a table. Check out the ropes by the way. Oh they're barbed wire, yeah. The ropes are barbed wire. He has this chair, they have a table set up against the ropes and they're supposed to throw him

through that table and he's supposed to go through something else on the floor. I think he misses whatever is on the floor, whatever it is when he goes down, he head first on the concrete, gets those frozen arms, he's unconscious, and the guy picks him up, the other wrestler, and they just start fighting again. He just comes to him and goes back,

he's probably dead because of that. And I think of that because when she said Bob Saget, we were saying, Bob Saget bumped his head on a cabinet or something and died a little bit later Like this is probably why he's dead. I would assume if he didn't get help after this look at this He's he's gonna run off a chair that he did not fuck Oh, no, and then into the Bob wire ropes and into a barbed wire bed. Basically. It looks like a bed. Oh my god You can skip ahead to it where they

He's been doing this since 1992 Oh 86 I think he said 87 man So he's getting thrown out of the ring into a board Oh yeah He's unconscious Oh god that's cement floor no padding Yeah he's completely unconscious Jesus man

And then he, they just got him up. Oh, did the Sandman show up? Oh, hell yeah. Oh, so here's the funny thing. That is Sandman. He's old too. Yes, he is old, but that's the Sandman, and he's gonna be on Skanks next Monday.

Oh, my God. Stay tuned, everybody. Are we gonna kill Sandman, because now we have New Jack. Wait, isn't he the only one with Zack? We got, yeah. We got New Jack. That's a fucking. Oh, yeah Wait, isn't he on with Zack? We got, yeah. We got New Jack. That's a fucking. Oh yeah, maybe Zack.

That's a real cage match of an episode. One of them dies. Can we take bets? Which one is gonna be? Zack or Sandman's going to die soon. God damn, yeah, he gets back in and fights, which is absolutely crazy. Yeah.

But Sandman, yeah, he's coming out. So far we got New Jack from ECW came on, died shortly after. And then Sabu now. And now you're going for Sandman. And now you're going for Sandman or Zack. Or Zack. Dude. Now a lot of these other, this is coming back.

This type of style of wrestling, ECW is coming back. It never went away. It never went away, yeah. Yeah, but it's a little more, what's the word I'm looking for? Mainstream? A little more mainstream than it was. Is it's a little more a little more. What's the word? I'm looking for mainstream a little more mainstream Yes, yeah Well, because I'll tell you even a w is doing more of this There's a lot more blood why heard they have to well because WWE just fucking caught every night up

So yeah, and they bought everybody so now they're doing all this shit, which I love but it is Fucked up to watch my wife So sweet because we watch a lot of sabu highlights in my house I'm like playing wrestling video games still and She like looked up from her phone on the couch last night. She said oh Sabu died Is he in any video games Actually, I just downloaded a rom hack for WWF WrestleMania 2000 for Nintendo 64 and I was playing as him like the night

He died do they give him moves. Oh, it's got everything. It's got his entrance. It's got to really full rom hack online What's his finishing move? Arabian Asplastor or something Correct me if I'm wrong, but it might be the Arabian ass blaster. I think he does a thing where he like puts it, he jumps in the air and puts a chair under him and leg drops you with the chair.

Yeah, it's kind of tough to tell what his finishing move is because a lot of his matches ended with him like flying into the crowd upside down. And he's like dead almost. Everyone just has to go away. Oh, let's go dude. Yeah, he goes for it. I mean, he just jumped off the top rope

with a ladder onto the, I mean, this type of wrestling is gonna hurt. This was the best. This has never been topped. Dude, he's mangled. Listen, the funniest little preview, if you haven't seen the Sabu Legion of Skanks yet, he's so out of it.

He's like lethargic that for the first 15 minutes of the show, eventually we start going into chaotic laughter because we're laughing at like, he's just, he's sitting at the table like he's not even at a show that's happening with microphones in front of me. He's just going. He was dying on your show and you didn't even know. We didn't even know.

He doesn't start until he draws blood. You gotta blame him. How far after your show did he die? You sure Ari didn't fucking drug him? Less than a week, maybe maybe no, I'm not sure After a week He was so awesome when he was young he was so cool, but he uh

He was like just dead silent almost we'd ask him questions You'd give a quick yes or no's and they kind of look down and be with the Pam and then We had a brain bleed to be fair. Huh? We pay everybody No, but you have to pay like, you know, I was if oh no, no, no, you know I mean guys are like I'll come on if you give me a little his handler was a fan. Okay, too, but like He watched him a call. He's never done like podcasts. I got before really so much So like it was very new but 15 minutes if you start seeing these are laughing hard something This is how are we gonna possibly do another hour in 15 minutes, this guy is so not into it. And then the genuine laughter, Dave Smith said something,

I don't remember what, he said something, and Sabu just goes, ha ha ha. And it's so genuine, I go, oh? I'm like, keep going, Dave, keep going, keep going. I go, whoa, oh! Keep talking about Israel, Dave. Oh, Dave got. Dave, he likes it.

Talk about Palestine more, talk about Palestine. Dave got... Dave, he likes it. Talk about Palestine more. Talk about Palestine. And, uh... I think he likes it. Say, fuck the Jews, Dave. Say, fuck the Jews again. I think he's really, really liking it. Sing River to the Sea. There's our guy.

Oh, look who woke up. There's our boy. Hey, bud. Hey, bud. No one from the cell is a cuck. Say it. Oh, man. Just to put a pin in this, by the way, I'm trying to figure out how to get this guy to Hey bud! Hey bud! No one from the cell is a cuck. Say it!

Oh man. Just to put a pin in this by the way, I'm trying to figure out what the voice I'm going to start doing for the black statue in Times Square is, but uh, when I figure it out and we throw her up on the screen, we'll have her commentate on a lot of the New York's goings on. I'm not going to do a voice, this is what I'm going to do, ready? This is all I have. I'll tell you what's so funny, that video, was that you that sent the video of the lady complaining about it? Buddy, it made me laugh so hard. She goes, why do they always say black women,

loud, fat, fucking, 10 feet tall, made of bronze? Can you play it? You gotta see this, it's literally the statue talking. And by the way, she looks exactly like the statue. She was always saying, we ugly, fat, and loud. Little titties on a fucking fat ass. She looks like the statue talking. It's fucking crazy.

Look, look, look. Describe the statue. I mean, the statue is in times where you can see the picture. It's a giant bronze fucking lady who's... Dumb with it. ... mad. She's angry. Yeah, I don't know what. She's angry. She's just wearing a fucking t-shirt.

She's so, she's got an attitude on her face. I'm on my break. That's the face. She goes, because there's other people here at Foot Locker, motherfucker. Look, if I shut the door, you can't get on the plane. That's just the way it is. Okay.

You gotta take your computer out of the bag. I don't know, because you has to. This lady is complaining about it. I'm watching it. I'm like, wait a minute. It looks exactly like the fucking statue. She's in Times Square, too. She goes, that ain't the real Spider-Man.

That ain't Spider-Man. Spider-Man ain't that short. Play the clip. You ain't gonna take my money. This is so funny. Uh-oh. That's so funny there we go these people never see to me it's me we just show you every day how

and what they think about well down a little bit in America. Okay, and I'm just highly offended by this. You know what, it's not digitized. I'm gonna have to ask you to dig a little deeper and see how our media, how, and just the outlook of America, how they look towards us and how they depict us. By the way, I mean, she's not wrong. This statue is literally, if you had to go,

could you make a statue of a reason Black Lou only fucked white chicks his whole life? This is the statue. Ah shit. Look at her face. Do I look like I want to give you my number? Look at black Lou's face. Do I look like I got a phone number? Definitely looks like the muse. Why angry? Why does it look like? She's not even angry she's just done with with it cause Bobby it's not in her job description That's the face you get when you walk into Starbucks at five of nine. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, yeah, well that machine's not working right now yeah, I already clean that

Look at her and they just an awful body. Yeah Just some lady. Yeah, she gave it. They just give her a fucking shitty t-shirt. That's too small It's just ill-fitting. It's like she's stretched. It's like she's been cleaning it all day. It's like scrubs. Yeah Yeah, and what's it supposed to be? I'll go keep playing her. She's funny. They think we loud ugly Gay if you're a black woman, they like to depict Depict you as a gangster gay if you're a black woman they like to depict Depict you as a single mom loud fat and ugly By the way this if you told me the statue was called single mom loud

It is my masterpiece single mom allowed the fat and ugly. I have done it. Yes, I have done it. You have captured its essence. You have captured the essence of the single fat loud and ugly. This is the woman. I did it. This is the lady that made me move. An amateur can render fabric. Can you make a statue loud? The lady that made me move. What the fuck? Yes, the lady who lived above me who I could not take anymore. Ah, fuck me. The reason I moved to New York from Atlanta. Yeah.

God damn, she's had it with everybody. Can I tell you something? Black Lou, I'm looking at this woman's face, the statue's face, and she's had it with black chicks, too Dude, she's like I hear you. I see why these girl bodies boys going over to the white girls Play the rest of it They want us to baste in this like this is something to be proud of no this is a monstrosity Their mama the face on the statue is like someone just told her to keep a better eye on her kids.

Hey, can you keep a better eye on your kids? Excuse me? Worry about your own kids. She said your mama's ugly. This woman's ugly. Her mama's ugly. Her grandmother's ugly. It is funny because the woman giving this speech in the video isn't ugly. She's not ugly. She's's ugly. It is funny because the woman giving this speech

in the video isn't ugly. She's not ugly. She's not ugly, but it looks like the statue just happens to have the same hair. Everything's so wrong in showing this statue in the background of this. Dang, she looks just like that statue. Probably even the hands on the hips.

Yeah, this is the other mom from the Shilohendrix video. on the hips yeah this is the other mom from the Shiloh Hendrix video do this is what a goofy statue yeah play yeah is there a name of the statue I want to name it we name it yeah huh yeah huh Yeah, huh. Yeah, huh Whatever I thought so I'm not playing with you My manager's not here. You got two minutes motherfucker Not about the foolishness now that gonna cost you extra Rounded in the stars. It's called Rounded in the Stars, what? Okay. What, why?

Thomas J. Price, can we see how white he is, please? He's not. Is he black? He's black, yeah. For sure? You think a white guy would make the statue? Fake black ring glasses. God, I hope so.

I really hope so. You know how fucking no shit there'd be if a white dude made the statue of every face he saw at T-Mobile? But what if it was his black wife? It was his black wife though. My phone's not working, well, what do you want me to do? What, like a phone man?

That's him right there. Oh yeah, man. A striking 12 foot bronze statue of just a fictional black woman, I mean what is the fucking point of this? I don't know. Calm, you're the serious. It depicts a young woman in everyday attire. It's so funny that when you see people

trying to take photos, a lot of black people go up and they just go up and they're excited to take photos in front of it, but you see like white people walking up and they're kind of looking around like, is it, can I, is this all right? And they slowly just jump and take a photo and then they walk away.

Cause you know what they're doing. They're going home and going, look at what happened. I got can picture in front of their sneaking the picture like when someone's freaking out on the bus yeah the statement of oh my god yeah that'd be a great Ghostbusters scene if that statue comes to life yeah your destroyer the bronze black lady fucking thing I try to think of the most harmless thing I can think of. We should all go up to it with a bag and a receipt.

Just take different places. I wanna do all kinds of pictures, but I wanna do a thing where you take a picture of me turning around, shushing her. Shhh. Hey. Shhh. She's like, excuse me.

He goes, we're in a movie theater. Shh. Shh. Uh-huh. Okay. Shh. That's every employee at Look Theater. Oh my God, dude, that place really.

Now that I'm gone, I can tell you, I lived on 57th Street right across from Look Theater, if you couldn't tell from Christine on Google Maps walking the dog. And that theater was run by a bunch of these statues. Yes, Christine? right across from Look Theater, if you couldn't tell, from Christine on Google Maps walking the dog. And that theater was run by a bunch of these statues. Yes, Christine? Yes.

Jesus Christ. Look Cinemas was designed by Thomas J. Price, British artist. I can't find the post. I just thought this was really funny. It was like our statues versus statues in other countries. And it was a side by side of the African Renaissance statue statue which is like a warrior and a mom and a child and it's just like this fucking...

This dumpy broad The black panther and black sea lion I don't know why we're fucking celebrating mediocre Part time DMV employee We have the manager of Popeyes in Times Square He's got Mustafa holding a baby up. And she ain't having it, because Janine left early and that bitch didn't even clock out.

Must be nice. And then this post just really made me laugh. What does it say? Nice of New York City to erect the statue in Times Square honoring where the O.P. Navy show ended. Yeah, I knew there was going to be a lot of that. That's it. That's the statue of the lady who hit fucking Cia. It might be the lady who hit Kumia.

There should be a SiriusXM logo on this chick. In which case, about time. If Anthony doesn't go to Times Square and take a photo of him taking a photo of that, he's stupid. He's missing an opportunity for sure. It's posted by OP Radio. It's like the official. Well, I mean that's... Yeah, that could be anybody. Probably OP. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, For no reason. I know, we gotta take a break. We gotta take a break. We're kicking it with Tim Butterly.

What do you got Tim? Before he gets the fuck out of our... I know. Jacob Sadler. Out of our part of the country. Butterly, Tim's gonna be at the live at Soul Jolls in Potstown, PA, May 22nd, and then at the Dojo, where I'm going tonight, comedy, Dojo comedy May 23rd. With Mike Rainey.

With Mike Rainey, and then go to TimButterly.com for all the tickets. Thank you. It's gonna be a skank fest with all of us. It's gonna be a blast. One of the funniest guys. I love Jacob's guys. Leave him.

I'm gonna say this. He's the next big thing. I'm calling it. Jacob loves guys and people are uh. Well. Don't you hate when he says stuff like that about me? I mean don't jinx me. He's very very funny.

He's very funny and uh very likable. Everybody loves him. But's very, very funny. He's very funny and very likable. Everybody loves him. But we do have an episode. Are Jacob Loves Guys? Jacob Loves Guys. We're doing that now or after the break? Oh, after the break. We're already past break.

We're going after the break, Jacob. Relax, you psycho. Yeah, you fucking producer. What, do you want to get jammed up? You want to get jammed up? You're the producer, dude. You be jammed up over that. The actor prepares.

Oh, I understand, yes. I'm getting in the yes. Find your center. We'll be right back. Big Jay? Wait a minute, Big Jay. You're going to be in Cincinnati, the 16th and the 17th. Josh Eddermeyer's coming with me. And then governors in Levittown, the 6th and 7th, San Diego, Charlotte, Tacoma. For all the tickets, go to bigjaycomedy.com and go see his new special. Wait, no, no. Ronny B. That's a biggie. Oh, Ronny B. Sold out? Yeah. Sorry, but tell them about it no, Ronnie B, that's a biggie. Oh, Ronnie B. It's sold out? Yeah. Sorry, but tell them about it.

That's amazing that it's gonna happen. I'm gonna be doing my second interview. It's not unmasked now, it's called. It's called. Conversation with. Conversation with Ronnie B. Awesome, so I'm very excited, but that's gonna be at the stand,

seven o'clock, May 15th. If you got tickets, we'll see you there. There will be a standby list, so. Yeah. Oh, well then jump on there. And then Bobby Kelly. Just, yeah, there you go. Watch my special, obviously, list, so yeah. Oh, well then jump on there. And then Bobby Kelly. Just, yep, there you go. Watch my special, obviously, guys.

Yeah, watch his special. Bobby's gonna be at the Parks Casino in Ben Salem, PA, his old stomping grounds. May 22nd. After that, he's gonna be at the Dojo in Morris Plains, New Jersey, doing a weekend there. Portland, Maine, Rochester, all on deck for tickets and tour dates. Go to punchup.live slash Robert Kelly. That's it. That's all I got.

And every Tuesday night. That's all I need. Every Tuesday, you can catch him at that fat black pussycat. We'll be right back. It's The Bonfire. Well since we have Tim here, before he leaves, we thought we'd treat the fans to the second episode, season one, episode two, of... He's looking angry, he's feeling shy. And we know why, know why. Jacob loves guys.

Jacob loves guys. Those ass cheeks. Oh, yes, yes. yes, yes! I love it when a guy compliments my vibe. Jacob loves guys! Episode 2 of Jacob Loves Guys was filmed before a live studio audience. audience interior Jacob's apartment day Jay and Bobby burst through the front door. Yo Jacob you in here? Tim said he was swinging by before for a last goodbye before he moves. Yeah we're hitting that new Axro in

steakhouse because nothing says masculinity like meat and mild danger. Please tell me that's a YouTube video. Sorry, go ahead. They hear faint grunting and 80s workout music. Jay raises an eyebrow. They tiptoe toward the living room. Please tell me that's a YouTube video and not real life. They peek in and freeze.

Jacob, in tighty-whities and a headband, is doing lunges. Tim, also in tighty-whities, is spotting him, holding a glitter-covered kettlebell. Come on, Tim. Last day gains for the love of pecs. Hehehe, that's it baby bird push through I mean dude bro spots tight Jay and Bobby stare in horror what the crossfit cold is this shit hey fellas it's not what it looks like really because it looks like you're all training for a Calvin Klein couple shoot.

It's called bonding, Bobby. Sorry we don't all express friendship by grunting over red meat. Oh, we grunt, all right, over throwing axes and sirloins. Tim, you in? Yeah. Yeah, totally. Dudes rock.

Meat, danger, heterosexual vibes. Let me just put pants on. Jacob stands proudly, hands on hips like a Greek statue. Like a black woman in Times Square statue. Am I right? You're gonna leave? This? For flannels and flying wood?

Don't make this harder than it already is. Tim, blink twice if you're being held against your will by a glitter and glutes. Tim awkwardly grabs his bag and starts leaving with Jay and Bobby. He turns at the door. Catch you later, Jacob. Thanks for the core work. It was totally non-emotional. They leave. Jacob watches the door slowly close. Jacob walks to a side room opens the door. Interior, Jacob's sad art room. It's an emotional lair. Candles, oil paintings, a stool, and an easel with half a painting of Tim's abs. Jacob sits, sighs dramatically, and begins to paint soft spotlight.

Oh Tim, you lift me like a dumbbell of love and Shane and Dan, you beautiful man Mugs. You beautiful man mugs. We never wrestle, but emotionally we grapple. He wipes a tear. His brush strokes swirl dramatically. Exterior. Jacob loves guys. I love them. Exterior. Axe throwing steakhouse. Night.

Jay and Bobby and Tim stand outside. Tim's got a steak in one hand, axe in the other. Looking back at the road wistfully. He made me believe I could squat my feelings. What was that? Uh, nothing. Let's throw some axes and eat some cow. There's the Tim we know. Yeah.

They walk in. Interior, Jacob's sad art room. Night. Jacob finishes the painting. It's titled, Timber of Love. He lights a candle and sings the final line. If loving grows is wrong And I don't wanna be right. That was a very emotional episode. I sure do. That's sad. It's a special episode.

It's a very special episode. It ended on saddening. Will Tim ever special episode. It's a very special episode. It ended on Saturday. Will Tim ever come back? Tim, we don't know. Maybe at Skankfest. Ooh, maybe Tim returns. Maybe at Skankfest we have a very special episode. Brings Jacob back to life.

With Shane, maybe Dan, maybe Tim, maybe all of them. How can we find out? We have a special episode of Skankfest where we find out if Tim comes back. Which guy does Jacob love the most? We might have to find out. I'm not gonna fight for your love. Who does Jacob love most? Oh man, if we get Dan, Shane, and Tim,

who does Jacob love most? Me and Black Lou are already working it out outside today. I loved, that would be a great game. Let's put him on the floor and see who he crawls to. And you guys just keep going, come on, come on.