The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bullying A Friend with Sarah Tollemache

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

Jacob betrays Bobby and takes the side of building security during an investigation. Bob gives the conclusion to yesterday's saga of losing his license to the security department and Jacob comes off as a traitor. Sarah Tollemache loves 80's tunes and questions if Jay has addictions. Bob plays a video of Chris Angel doing magic and singing in a glam band. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Jay's back thank God Sarah Tullamash is here She's got a new special but whole money is out now on her YouTube page at Sarah Tullamash comedy Very funny. Yeah, I watched it. I appreciate. I appreciate that. And I mean that. I say that a lot and I don't. I really do. I'm like, dude, great special. I watched your special. Hilarious. Very funny.

We were talking when we just came in the studio about this band, Starship being Jefferson Starship, also being Jefferson Airplane and the musical shift from like, you know, Don't You Want Somebody to Love love White Rabbit to they just tried the complete 80s thing. And you said I talked about this a lot. A few bands did that. What are ones you can remember that a

lot of bands gave it a shot kiss did a disco album, which is hilarious. Yeah, there's it's like they find the synthesizer. I don't it happens. But now I can't recall and I'm just talking on my ass the stones Yeah, I mean they did a definite shift in like musical style Well, like even Led Zeppelin all of my time that has a synthesizer song my love. Yeah That was Robert Plant, right? Yeah, yeah, that's a pretty yeah the synthesizer did bring in though, but everyone wanted to try it

Yeah, I mean, it's pretty cool. I can't let go of the 80s musically. I love it. It's my favorite genre, and then I always find subgenres in it. My most hated musical shift, and just because it was a complete sellout and it's available to watch is Sugar Ray. Sugar Ray was like a,

they were like a speed metal band that I, they were terrible. But there was, and then someone was like a, they were like a speed metal band that I, they were terrible. But there was, and then someone was just like, just let somebody else write songs and you just go be handsome. And then just say the words to the song. I felt like Metallica, remember when they kind of were like, let's try to be grunt, like eyeliner?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Where I was like, they were like working class heavy metal and then they went kind of glam. They cut their hair and they all became handsome guys. I like that they did that though. I hate when artists try to stay young. Yeah, you should have a little growth, right? I like when they act their age on stage.

Well, Dave Mustaine from Megadeth, I think is currently living with, or maybe dying from cancer. He's always had that kind of long, like reddish, like kind of shitty stringy hair. Yeah. And he still has it. And I do weirdly think though,

if he cut it, it would be strange. He's just supposed to kind of have it. Always have that look. Like when Kiss dropped their makeup, that was uncomfortable. Right. That was weird look. Like when Kiss dropped their makeup, that was uncomfortable. Right. That was weird to see. What was that meeting like?

Well, they dropped their makeup and went to complete like 80s like ripped shirts and animal patterns. Lick it up is the worst. Which is exactly the band Paul Stanley should be in, by the way. Lick it up? Lick it up, no makeup, and those clothes.

Oh yeah. Is what he, I bet that was his idea. Well, it's hard being a closeted Jewish gay guy. Yeah. Right. Back then it was really easy. It's small, easy. It was easy to be it, because everyone was like, are you gay?

Just quietly gay? No, just in a rock band. Like Judas Priest. The worst video I sent it the other day, you know, Chris Angel, the magician? Yeah. He was in a band band and he has a video. And in the video, did you see this, buddy? It's I mean, when you can mix magic and glam rock,

the two gayest things ever, it is magical. It goes straight. He's doing magic tricks in the video, in the song. Look, he'll throw the mic stand up and then it comes back down, a bigger mic stand. Oh my God. Is this your fucking car? You have that?

Cold drink of water, sweet surprise. What is this behind your ear? He's doing all the tricks of glam band, you know, Jovi where the camera's over here and he just looks over and points to it, with that smile, like you're over there now. And then he's doing David Lee Roth kung-fu moves. As he point and go, you're thinking of a six.

And then they were like, how about just the magic? Yeah, make it big. This is so... Sarah, I know we don't know each other very well, but not to critique, do you go to the pigeon hole people in the one thing? Is this your thing, you just put a guy in a corner, just do the magic?

What if he needs to sing that magic? Let's just watch the video before we say, okay, you know what, maybe you're right. Well, obviously he chose magic. You know Sucky would have to tour with him, the bus smells like bird shit the whole time. Oh my god. And him working on his new tricks.

Oh, look at that. He opens up with the old bird in the balloon trick. It's not bad. It's not like it sucked compared to others. Way it gets worse. OK. Oh. Oh He's got bond jovie hair

He is infinitely unlikable I I love this music. You just have to emphasize watching. Yeah. Who's the man? Look, he's doing a magic trick. Oh, yeah. But the girl is in the box. And you can see these tricks all suck. Why did he make the girl disappear? Well, she she had she had reappeared her twin sisters in the other blocks across

the stage. You say, where's your clitorin go? It's in my nose. But he's he's in a straight jacket upside down. I hate that. No one's ever said this. Do you know who I met with today? He's actually pretty awesome. Chris Angel.

Oh, this band hates him too. Do you know what? I bumped into this guy at Diner as Chris Angel. Actually, really interesting dude. No one ever says that. Oh, they just played the balloon in reverse, like he just called it to him? Louis is doing this now Which is always the annoying thing you're like

Yeah, but just like in the sense where you're like, hey, dude Do you have like a dollar need a dollar to give like this tip or whatever, you know? And he's just like before you get it. He has to be like do I have a dollar? You know, he's got some rub thing goes maybe if I if the You get to his house, I forgot my key. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's behind you? There it is, right there.

Yeah, can you stop being my, it's like if you're gonna do this, Lewis, you have to molest me. If you're gonna do magic for me, like I'm your nephew, molest me and get me ice cream. That's why Danny Braff got out of magic. Too much molestation. It's like a high percentage of pedophiles.

Is it really? It makes sense. Oh, you think it was gonna put a real light bulb on him so he figured to stay in the shadows? Well, he fell back in magic camp that he went to. Okay. He didn't get molested. Yes, he did.

No, he didn't. Of course he did. Maybe he blocked it out. Have you seen him? You're not gonna molest him. No, he's the one you do molest. He's afraid to tell because he's excited he got some attention.

But yesterday we had an incident here. And maybe we can get your... Yeah, I love sharing my ideas. I got a brief overview on this. So I check in yesterday up front. You had to check in, right? And you had to give me your ID. So I forgot my serious pass, I lost it.

Also, I wasn't here yesterday is important. This was Jim Norton sitting in for for me Jim Norton sitting in and I walked up. There was a woman there Talking he looked at me game, and they give me your ID because he knows me I gave it to him So he's dealing with her and dealing with me and he hands her my ID and I see him I see him and I was like my ID and he's like no I got you so I'm like all right Don't say nothing because I I don't want to be that guy. Because I am always that guy. I'm on the plane.

Can I get can I get some chips? Excuse me. Can I get chips? Will we're doing the snack service in a minute, sir. It's sexy, though. It's sexy. We sat at a restaurant with our ladies in Montreal and your son, and we sat at a table for 20 minutes with not a glass of water or bread or anything. And Bobby came over and really gave like the, excuse me, it's such a, I hate it. The awkwardness of it, Bobby called him over, really gave him like a, almost holding his

wrist and pulling him in a little bit. He goes, maybe just some bread for the table. You know, we've just been here for a long time, something, we haven't even gotten a drink order, and it was really, it was smooth, dude. Yeah, when somebody takes action. I didn't take action. No. I didn't, I just took it.

And he wound up giving her my ID. And then she left. And then they were like, we'll get it. And I'm like, when? When you say left, she went upstairs. She went upstairs to whatever office. I go, when? She, go get her. We went upstairs to whatever office. I go, when? Go get her.

We're gonna take care of it. And I'm like, okay, can you go, Mr. Kelly, we know who she is, we know you. Just go do your stupid show and we'll get it. We're gonna get it. I'm not gonna let her leave, I know her. I'm not letting her leave the building. I was like, well, what if she goes the other way?

Or forgets, or you forget. Disaster, by the way, is true. A 50-50 shot, they can walk. Either way. You can go on a 50-40, or 40-50. I mean, it's a huge building. You'd have to stand at the elevators waiting for her. It doesn't, it's not, I'm not stupid, but I'm not dumb. As people walk out in piles of people.

Now the line's backing up. There's 15 people, so they're like, look, we gotta go back to what we do. We're gonna get it, I promise you. I come upstairs, I'm flipping out. It's my ID, I gotta go to Skankfest. I don't have my passport. As of, I have nowhere to.

They stole that downstairs two weeks ago. They did? No. Did you steal Bobby's identification? I was getting my passport expedited What I did the expert? No Sarah Doesn't learn If you just answer it for I was getting my lot my passport

Expressed I was getting my passport work it you got this. I was getting my passport expedited Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Jay. You know, she was trying to give it to me and I would have went and I wouldn't have learned. And that's why. She just fed it to you. She fed it to me and now I know, expedited.

Expedited. But it's not here. Right. I don't know what is supposed to come in today, but it might not. You never know. Never know. So I come up here with my friends, I would say now.

It's been a year and over a year and a half. My producers, Lou, DJ Lou, Black Lou. Personal phone calls with everybody. Jacob, Jacob who I talk to. They share things. I mean, we have the same likes, knives, bow ties. Camping with Yamanico. You're right.

Sin. Wait. Right? And I came up here and they were like, all right, we'll go down, we'll check it out. We'll check it out. Comes, so I'm sitting, okay, at least my boys are on it. My boys.

Yeah, you have an entourage. And what boys are going? The Bonfire boys, Black Lou and Jacob. White Jacob. White Jacob, who's a cowboy? VA team. Who's a man, man, a man's man, a cowboy. Oh, the guy likes to be rugged, everything he shows me

goes, I'm thinking about buying this very naturey color clothing, and I go, yeah, you're rugged enough. He's a man, I mean, self-proclaimed man. Never spent a dollar on clothing, all Marlboro miles, even in stores that doesn't accept them. When you lay down two garbage bags full of Marlboro miles, they're gonna let you take that shirt. I actually worked for Philip Morris.

Did you really? Did you ever get anything in Marlboro miles? So I just got stuff. But I had family members and people very, never that, but always Marlboro Miles. And maybe a menthol, a Newport, maybe some Newport stuff, but I never personally got it. Most of Rich Voss's house is Marlboro Miles.

Zigret Manege? Yeah, Marlboro Miles stuff. Yeah. I've been to his house, he's like, you want a tent? And it said Marlboro Miles. You want three canteens? I got a tennis rack that's a pair of them.

Says Marlboro on them. But anyways, Jacob comes back up, few minutes later, what's up? And this is what he said to me, Bobby, I know that this woman took it, I understand that, but can you please just check your pockets again and check maybe where you wouldn't normally put something, which I don't even know what the fuck that means.

So I was like, you don't believe me. He's like, I do believe you. Then why would I have to check? Why would I have to pat myself down again? I've done it already twice downstairs. Now, Jacob wants me to do it again because he doesn't believe me. You god damn son of a bitch. He walked over to me as I took my,

like a cop walked over as I took my stuff out of my bag, my pockets. This is, we're talking about your boy Jacob, who you guys talk sometimes just to shoot the shit. He came up in here and was like, subtly accusing you of not fully checking, doing your due diligence. Wasn't doing that.

Had his little oomph before he went downstairs. I'll get to the bottom of this, is how he left. He, I got it, I got you, I got you. He literally looked at me, I got you, came back up, didn't have me. Actually accused me. And told you to start going through your pockets again. Yep, cause it's me.

It's not the guy downstairs who gave the, not the lady who took my ID. I put it in somewhere I usually don't put things. That's what he said. Because before you lay it all off for your boy, you make sure the company's okay. Can you do me a favor? Yeah, can you do me a favor while you talk?

Can you put your corporate tie on? That's right, Jacob. Company boy Jacob strikes again. Put it on, Jacob, put it on. Take the hood off. I'm on Team Bobby. You're not on Team, right now, you're corporate Jacob. Team Bobby wouldn't come up here and be like,

hey, check your pockets again, since this has already been a big, big thing. I did a lot more. Ty, I will not hear you until you're corporate serious. You know what? I look good in a tie. Go ahead. It's fine.

Of course you do. You sure do. Yeah. Take your cool hood off, the comeback king hood off. I'm just realizing that I walked out and got Sarah with a Corey Feldman hood on and didn't, I forgot. That's hilarious. I forgot also. And Sarah didn't, is it sad or?

She didn't think it was that strange. She goes, Mel's a good guy who would wear a goblin helmet. It makes me very, it makes me very uncomfortable that she said nothing. Well let her know now that you're a tie man. Yeah, let her know. You got a good job. Can I just say, most of my conversation with Jacob

is through email. So it's always like, Corporate. You're an entity. Yeah, you. You got a good job. Can I just say, most of my conversation with Jacob is through email. So it's always like you're an entity. Yeah, you're corporate. Corporate Jacob. Damn. Put it on, Jacob. I'm sorry you're getting to know the real me. Yeah, I am.

Jay. Well, this is who it is, the guy who turns on his buddy for the company. Christine's late because of UN stuff or whatever. And she knows you're not here to yell at her. So she's taking it easy. I mean, she's just coming in. She might even care.

Yeah, once you're late, you're like, I might as well just be late. She's coming in. Now, Black Lou, mind you, up, down, up, down, not giving up one second. Jacob went down with my friend, came back up. I didn't even know who I was talking to, dude. I mean, I don't even know what.

It was weird. Like, he made me uncomfortable. Like, I started going through his pockets. Black Lou didn't make you uncomfortable. No, Black Lou had my back. Yeah. Black Lou had my back, and I'm sad. He has an extra bone in his ankle

that makes him good at being a friend. That's crazy. I took all the stuff out of my pockets. After I emptied my pockets and my bag, my crossbody, he said, did you put it maybe some way you don't usually put things? You know the guy knows where he puts his things, Corporate Jacob.

I have a son. That's not what I meant though. I have a son and two homes, one small, but I have two homes. I'm a goddamn man, Jacob. At one point he had three. Now, sure, he was freaking out and almost underwater financially,

but he did end up selling that third one. Did sell it. And everything's fine now, Jacob, thanks for asking. Bobby, I'm sorry. It's okay, thank you, I was scared at that time. Buddy. But what happened between? To X something out, cross everything off the list.

Our friendship? Our bond? I certainly hope not. Well, Jacob, it really threw me for a loop and I had to think about it. Because I left yesterday, you know what I left yesterday without? Your license, your trust.

No license. My trust and no license. And no license. I left yesterday. So what ends up happening here? Where is it? So if you could explain, because you said you gave it to the guy, he gave it to the lady, she went up there. So what's the thing, people said they're gonna

solve anything, did you get any information? Anybody see her again? Ask corporate Jake, what happened? I went down and I enacted, it was because of me they did a whole search party. Was that, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Lou just made a face. Lou, Lou, what was he? By the way, Mr.

He said the same thing. Whoa, whoa, easy. Now he's gonna deny it. What the fuck were you about to say? Mr. Bojangles over here. Mr. Innocent. Mr. Softshoe over here. Mr. Innocent wanted me to have you check also.

What? No, security was hounding you, asking you to check Bobby again. Wow. No, I said I would've. That's why we came back down. Wow. And you should've. You should have.

That was an order. You got an order from corporate. My thought is you walk around the corner, count to 30, come back around the corner, and be like, we did everything. Now get back to doing what you're doing. Exactly. Bobby, your question? Exactly, Jay.

You would have walked over. We did. It's not there. I trust my boy. But if they wouldn't keep going, if they wouldn't stop until you made some thinly veiled bullshit attempt to do it, I would've turned the corner.

By the way, at an amount of time that's so short that it's obvious I didn't do it, just to be like, okay I did, I checked him again, his pockets, so now you do the thing you have to do. I would've added an extra element of like, you did a cavity search. Yeah.

Strip search me? Yeah, you strip search me. You made me get naked? Good call, Sarah. Where they're like, that's enough. I had to do five, I made him do five jumping jacks and bend over in front of me, and then I opened his asshole.

Cough, Jacob. I actually put something in his asshole, a license, and it did fit, but there was nothing in there. Right, because it made sense. We put five credit cards in Bobby's asshole. There is room, he could have put it there, and I think he has put stuff up there.

And they're like, thank you, thank you for doing your due diligence. So you're saying you left without your license yesterday. So the lady, they found her again, because Jacob came up, clearly he did the full pat down over you, he succumbed to the pressure of security, not doing their job and saying, Jacob, you go do our job. Go bully your friend into running through his pockets.

Unnecessarily, he's not gonna make a scene like this unless he knows the thing is gone. Can I say something else too? Yes, Bobby. The building doesn't pay him. He's not gonna make a scene like this unless he knows the thing is gone. Can I say something else too? Yes, Bobby. The building doesn't pay him. It's a different entity. Right, it's a property management.

We're serious. Now if Jim, Big Jim was like, make sure you go check him again, I would probably, it would still hurt, but I would understand Big Jim going, go check Bobby again, he's a little stupid. And you go, well he's the boss, I guess you can call me stupid.

Right, but this is the building, this isn't even us. This has nothing to do with us. But Jim is that kind of boss. I send him dick pics and he sends me back insulting texts. It's our relationship. We're into cock humiliation, it's called. I don't know if you guys are industry people, but So I go downstairs yesterday I'm leaving and there's everybody the head of securities down there waiting for me because I would assume

Black Lou was down there the whole Show black Lou was downstairs the whole show so all the cops came because he was harassing a white woman. No, that's not, I don't think that was the case. I mean that maybe they did get nervous that I sent down the real muscle of the show. The real muscle. Christine. No, no, she was up here just sipping lattes.

And having fun. I think she was buying stuff on Amazon during the show. And she brought a new Chanel bag. He was down there, went down there, head of security, we're very sorry, we went over the footage. We saw him give her her ID back, and then you give your ID to him, and him give your ID to her with her pass.

She has your pass. And I say, well, where is it? She left the building. I go, how did she leave the building? Like how? You said she wouldn't leave. I go, and then I go, well, what is she doing? She goes, she went to the UN.

I'm like, well, where is she from? She goes she was it she went to the UN. I'm like, well, where's she from? South America No, friend Sarah Sarah. I know you're South American. I know that but it is a scary It's a scary country to hear right that somebody I'm actually African right American you're from South Africa South Africa South Africa. Sorry, that's all right. I made the wrong country South Americans real scary. Yeah. It's scary.

Was it South American? South African. South African. She's South African. She's a white South African. White. Don't trust them. Well.

They're conniving pieces of shit. I don't know if I would say that. Charlize Theron, Sarah Ptolema. Right, that's two. And that's it. That's all of it. Us two hotties. Well, that's two. And that's it. That's all of it. Us two hotties. Well there's three now, this broad.

And also, was she pretty, this lady? She was not, not pretty. She was furious at you though. She was mad. She asked for a diplomatic immunity. The long order sound for locations, whenever Bobby changed locations, we'd go, serious XM lobby, gung-gung.

We were. I'm into this. We were, so I'm down there, we'd go, Sirius XM lobby, gung-gung. We were. I'm into this. We were, so I'm down there, I'm like, where, she's from South. Wait, you're down where? I'm down in the lobby, I go, she's from South Africa. Lobby is Sirius XM. Damn, thank you, go ahead, Bobby.

And I say, where is she from, South Africa? I said, she's here from South Africa, went to the UN tonight, she's only here for a couple days. And they were like, yes, sir. And so then probably Jacob looks at Black Looney and goes, looks like we're going to South Africa. No. I think Jacob gave the meh shoulder shrug.

Oh, okay. Hey, I don't have time meh shoulder shrug. Oh, okay. Hey, I don't have time to go to South Africa. I'm like, what do we do? They said again, we're gonna get it for you. We're gonna call her hotel. But first, Jacob, hold Bobby upside down by his ankles and make sure all of his pockets empty. Shake him like a piggy bank you're trying

to get a dollar out of? I mean, I can't even understand that he came up, and he came up, you slow rolled past me. Wait, he came up back into the studio. Came back up, he came. SiriusXM Studios. First of all, he went down first, I got you. Came back up, walked in slowly,

looking at me almost suspiciously But before he said anything it said Studio 3 serious XM studios Thank you, and he walks in and he's slow world's Almost like what's going on like I felt it and he walks over there and he goes Bobby. I know that this woman has your ID, but I need you to just check your pockets one more time. And I said to him, almost sad, but Jacob, I did.

I did check, down there, I checked twice. I emptied everything, there's nothing, you don't think I know? And he's like, I know, Bobby. He gave me he gave me the I know Bobby I understand what you're saying this is company business this company business corporate Jake Jacob and then I'll take the fall I guess you have no idea what I did but I guess they're... Jacob's always working for Jim and then... Jacob works for any... Bobby's getting fucked over at C&A. Jacob works for any corporation that will have him,

apparently, because he doesn't work for this building. And then they were like, we'll call, give me your number, and we'll, if, when we get it, we're gonna get in touch with this woman, I will send somebody over to a hotel, I will get that for you tonight. And I had to leave yesterday. Kind of like a security guy, guy riding a zebra to South Africa,

like trying to find it. Has anyone seen a lady? Well, I called my Italian friend, Polly G, who has a little criminal in him, and I was like, listen, my ID got stolen tonight, some woman took it, and I go- She'll be dead by morning. I know, no.

I go, can somebody, can you do something with my ID? He goes, look, you give me your ID, I'll have your seven credit cards in a half hour. Oh nice. And I'm like, what? He's gonna steal someone's identity for you and then you can use illegal credit cards. You can use that identity.

So now I'm panicking that this woman from South Africa. Oh, she's gonna do that with you? No offense. That she's gonna, yeah. What if she went to assassinate somebody and just drops my ID? Brilliant. I couldn't say for sure it wasn't you. And Jacob doesn't have your back.

No, of course not. He'd be like, listen. Jacob'd be like, I goes, Bobby is unaccounted for between the hours of this crime. I can say wholeheartedly, he's completely unaccounted for. Bobby, I let you in the courtroom just go, Bobby I tried they were putting the they were putting the screws to me. They just asked you, you told them everything. I just can't believe it. Black Lou was down there the whole show.

They never asked me anything. Even when he first came down he was like where's his ID? He was like, where is it? He actually said, go get it. Go get it. Please go get it. And they were like, we will. They wouldn't go get it.

She's on the 25th floor. She just left. Right, Black Lou? Just left. I go, go get her now. Apparently when they went up to her, she was offended. She's like, I don't have it and this is embarrassing. You've gone a little too far.

That's what she said. Yeah, I feel like. That's what she said. Well, they made her in front of security. It's just a license. How can you tell what she said? Wasn't it all clicks and noises? No, she's white, South African.

Oh. She's Sarah. Oh, but it's still Africa. Yeah, I know, but it's not my accent Oh, yeah, what was your accent? She used to click back and open mics. Oh Bobby you didn't have your finger on the poles of the younger comics when they were coming up, but It was all clicks. I gave her a little advice. I was like do some English, right? I also my top was off National Geographic tips. I said you might be able to get these words. I was taking that plate out of your lip.

She had 75 rings around her neck. Her neck was way longer when she started. She's been a real work in progress, but I think she looks fantastic. She had a tiger pelt on her shoulder with a diamond in it. I had to leave last night without my ID, and I had to just take it. I had to just suck it up and just, it's gone.

Some lady has my ID, and I don't know what she's gonna do with it. I had to set up last night a thing for tomorrow, Wednesday to go to the DMV. I had to call the passport people and be like, is my thing there, cause I can't get an ID without an ID. And I mean it sucked. It really threw a wrench in the day.

What was the next thing? Cause I remember after work I text you something and you're like, what the fuck have I done today? What was the thing? Oh. As I'm driving home last night. Oh yeah, this is crazy. Dawn call.

As I just went through this. You're driving home illegally with no license, by the way. I have no license. No license because of this woman and other people involved. Right. Alls it takes is. Jacobi means? Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. Alls it takes is. Oh, sorry, I didn't know of the room. Jay, you know, Bobby, if that happened, I would've went six gear summer. I would've went up to the 25th floor, and I would've been, hey, miss, check it. You have it.

You have to go through it, you have it. You have it. We have you on camera. They literally said to her, we have you on camera. Even you do the play of like, I'm not saying you took this, but I think they handed you my license, you just put it away.

Just check. It's not your fault. Check everything. Where would she put it though? I don't know. Jacob thought I put it somewhere. Yeah. Jacob thought I just. Under her beret. Yeah, I stuck it in my ear

I don't think I'm Chris Angel yesterday so by the way the amount of times the amount of times Lewis has been exactly the Same thinking the exact same thing and then he walks through the studio and then the transformation happens and all of a sudden He never thought anything. I thought mind-boggling I mean I lost track but I will say what I first said was to defend you because they were hounding us to ask Bob again and again and again and again I just said sure but I wanted to go and check this woman right and now Bobby's fucking ID has AIDS because of you

Yeah, you know who didn't ask me to check again, even though he might have thought it even though they told him to do it Yeah, yeah black Lou. I'm not I'm here to take the bullet You should chase down that you should chase down that white woman from the Congo and fucking fixed her ass You should you should have learned you're a germaphobe and you know she's patient zero. You should have learned some type of animal. Rawr, rawr! Yeah, dude. You wanna go to Madagascar?

And they said she left. I said, and then they said, oh, she'll be back Wednesday. I said, that's not acceptable. Send somebody to get this this license from her. It's important. That's a government document. Yes. She could have talked to Polly G and made all the IDs. She could have figured out all your passwords. Yeah. Since they're all the same thing, max 100. That's very close. I mean that's weird how close you are that makes me exactly the same max one Exclamation point. Yeah, I mean you forget in a couple of that you are

Really close and it's terrifying me. I will never talk in my house again. Yeah You've you've got into my ring cam, haven't you? Okay? Dawn's seeing a lot of local athletes up there Let her do whatever she wants she's got one tipping of local athletes up there in Katona. That's fine, I'll let her do whatever she wants. She's got one tip bigger than the other, whatever they're into. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I left last night, as I'm going home,

Dawn calls me, you gotta get batteries. I'm like, for what? We have no power. My vibrator. That doesn't run on batteries, that's gasoline. It's like a weed whacker. It's deetal. The power went out.

We have no power. So she made meatballs. Literally. No power. She made meatballs yesterday and cauliflower gnocchis for me so I could have it. And the only thing I had that I was getting, homemade meatballs and the gnocchi that I can eat.

And she could- You don't need ID for that. Just a simple pleasure of life with your family. But we didn't go, when we redid the kitchen, we didn't do gas, she's like, I'm gonna stick with electric, because electric stoves. The Biden.

Electric stoves are much better now and I got a Bosch one that's really good. So there's no way to heat up the meatballs. So I don't, she goes, so pick something up on the way home and get batteries, because the flashlights all don't have batteries. So I'm going home to darkness. I have darkness in my soul.

I have darkness in my heart, because my friend accused me, took the side of corporate America. It's a damn shame. And I'm going home with no meatballs, no dinner. Cold meatballs, worse. I'm not going to eat it. I'm not going to eat it.

But don't you have a fire pit in the backyard? A grill? I'm going to cook a meatball, warm a meatball up on a fire. Right, yeah. You're going to comedy camp. Okay, you know what? Yeah. She gets one in the win column for that.

That's definitely, there was other solutions. That's why you buy that. There is fire. Yeah, that's because back in her tribe, that's how they cooked. That's how I cook still. No, no, no, for sure. Yeah.

Absolutely. Hey, hey, hey, you. Well, you must drink the blood ceremoniously of any animal that you kill. I think. Sarah's new special, butthole money, YouTube right now. Yeah, I was so sad last night, I got home. I was just sad, dude.

It went from- No AC, hot. No AC. Sitting there wallowing in the distrust of your own friend, Jacob. Yeah, I mean, not my distrust. What'd you do? I trust Jacob, I did. He didn't trust you.

Did you read from the Bible? You should have read from the Bible. I couldn't read, there was no lights. I could have used the moon. I could have just prayed prayers I know. God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can

and the wisdom to know the difference. I will. I don't know the rest. Or this version, God, agreement of serenity, to accept the things I cannot change, Jacob. The courage to change the things I can, his number in my phone, and the wisdom to know the difference between Black Lou and Jacob.

I've never had a substance issue. That's surprising. That's great, though. You do now. It does look like I have one. You do now. It does. You just don't admit it. You're just happy. You're actually active.

You will be with us someday, Jay. What's my substance problem? I don't know. Cigarettes for sure. Oh God, is it great? Food. Weed doesn't impact my life though, really. I mean, like on a day to day basis.

But you do do a lot of weed. Yeah. You're what lot of weed. Yeah. You're what they call functioning. Yeah. You're a functioning. You haven't done weed in so long, you call it doing weed. Right. What do you do, weed?

No, but I've, cocaine, no, ever. Never? I've done two lines of cocaine ever, it was one line two different times. When Diddy signed him. On the white party. When he was his manager. When Diddy was my manager at the Bad Boys Comedy.

Had to do that and blow the mind, guys. Yo Playboy, suck this for me. Yeah, take that shirt off, put this shirt on. Take that, take that. Let me play with your titties before you do a set. And do this off my dick. Oh yeah. Two times I tried one line each and I was just like,

I know myself to know that if I loved it, I would eventually end up having a problem with it. Right. Never, meth, I've tried, I mean I've taken. Tried meth? No, but I guess there is meth. No, but those things are in like Molly. I've done like that shit before.

I've taken Molly, but all those things again too, like under 20 times in my life. You could take, you could do any drug. Mushrooms like five or six times. You could do any drug, because you're functioning. Well, it's not that I'm functioning, it's just that I don't feel like the. You need to do it again.

No, it doesn't strike me like that. I took Ketad. Do you drink? Yes. You don't feel like a drinker. No, I'm not a big drinker. But what's funny is I do think about that sometimes. Although I never drink at home.

I never have a beer and watch a game. Always iced tea or whatever. But just because of schedule-wise, we do skanks on Monday. Tuesday I'm home. I never drink. But Wednesday is another performance show. And then Thursday, maybe not. But if I go on the road, I'm home, I never drink. But Wednesday is another performance show. And then Thursday, maybe not,

but if I go on the road, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, all three of those days, just circumstantially, two, three shots and a white claw or two. And I'm never drunk, I never stumble home, I just don't drink like that. But I don't think it's probably good to have alcohol four days a week consistently, even on a small level. It's probably not good for you. I don't know, I don't think it's probably good to have alcohol four days a week consistently, even on a small level. Probably not good for you.

I don't know, I don't know. I mean, when I drank, I became a fucking violent asshole. When I did drugs, I broke out in spots. Boston, New York. No, I giggled watching. California, hey, hey, humor, how you doing? I just giggled and watch TV stuff. Yeah, no, you're a sweet little drug user.

Yeah, you're a cute little drug user. But I mean, I've seen obviously Christine was like that. Bargatze was like that. It's funny, I don't know if I saw Joe much in his drinking days go for it like that, but I mean, the people, I think Joe, they said, and Soder had the same almost issue. They weren't necessarily problematic. They could just keep going, but they, I think Joe, they said, and Soder had the same almost issue. They weren't necessarily problematic.

They could just keep going, but they weren't like, you're ruining your life because you're behaving this way. Like Soder's thing was more like, your stomach's fucked up from this. Yeah, like, they're like, I haven't taken a solid shit in 10 years. Stuff like that. It's never like, oh, you see Soder started a fight and blah, blah, there was never that. It was just kind of like, he's like, yeah, yeah, stuff like that. It's never like, oh, you see, Soda started a fight

and blah, blah, there was never that. It was just kind of like, he's like, yeah, I think. I have light diarrhea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My insides feel like fire. Yeah, why am I shin swollen? I'm just kind of tired. Yeah, what, are my burps hurt?

Jacob, don't even take that tie off. Leave it on. Jacob, you're a company jig. Leave it on, buddy. Just to wrap it up. You got it? You got it back. No thanks.

So where, she had it. No, it wasn't, actually it was in Bobby's pocket. It was in my back pocket, you were right. I had it the whole time. You're fucking with me. Yeah, we are fucking with you. Yeah, we are, 100%. The lady had it.

She brought it back. This, this, no. What did she put? She didn't bring it back. She didn She brought it back. This? Nope. Where did she put it? She didn't bring it back. She didn't bring it back. No?

She went back to her hotel after. I don't think I like her. Oh, she's a bad person. If you're out there, you're a bad person. You're a bad, it would've took you three seconds if you didn't get offended because people were asking you, hey, can you just check? Right.

I did it, I did three strip searches in the studio and I'm one of the hosts of the show. I said that downstairs. I still got. Bobby hates Africans. Nope, that's not true. Bobby hates Africans. That's not true.

All of them. Not all of them. All of them. No, not all of them. Just this bitch. What a lack of consideration. I said this to everyone. Like who has no consideration, just walks out with it.

Went back to her hotel and it found it in her bag and that the security here who I do give credit to really stayed on top of it sent someone to a hotel they went and got it they she didn't even bring it back Jacob tried to call them off and be like it's on him yeah he's got it on it's gotta be in his car he's dumb he does this all the time. It's on his back. You harassed her enough. The Bonfire fan page on Facebook, someone put an ID on a rock. Bobby's ID found it, I think it was Ohio. It was very fucked up, because it looked like Piedosa.

Holy shit. But I have it back. I'm happy. I'm glad you're happy. You're happy? Yes. Next time maybe you'll just be on my side and know that I didn't put it back. I'm happy. I'm glad you're happy. Makes me happy. You happy? Yes. Next time maybe you'll just be on my side and know that I didn't put it somewhere.

I cracked heads downstairs. You didn't see it. You cracked heads up here too. You made me feel. You cracked hearts. That's why you cracked up here. Yeah, you cracked up, you did. You broke my heart yesterday.

You hurt a friend. We have to work on our friendship. Yeah, we're gonna have to work on it in Skankfest. You hurt a friend everybody. Sarah Tollimash's new special, But Whole Money, available right now on her YouTube at Sarah Tollamash Comedy. Sarah H T O L L E M A C H E E. It's so much I know. I always spell it. Well I have a name too that's always like if you don't spell it. Everyone's like I can't find Jay Lakersen anywhere.

You're like I said oh. She's absolutely hilarious. You know she's been on the show a bunch of times at this point. And make sure you check that out. And we'll be right back to say goodbye, I think. Yes, Gang Fest is this week, everybody. It's crazy. It's the bonfire.