The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Bundt Cakes (feat. Nikki Dinki)

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

The Bonfire Chef, Nikki Dinki gets tricked by Jacob while Bobby gives the room a hot gift.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on... What is the SXM? Yeah, Series XM. You can say Series XM. Thank you very much. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the SMX app. No, say series XM. Serious XM! You can listen on the serious XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now, the bonfire with Big J. Olkerson and Robert Kelly.

Jacob, what's going on? What's up, buddy? I think it's going on. See everything okay? What's up buddy? Is everything okay? Bobby did anything happen during the break He's talking about Oh What are you fucking bloodhound? I mean I love the smallest two down

Come on I actually is coming this way Hey, it was Listen this is what this is weird like old food though not like it does smell like something else I'm like gagging and then I have to bring it up because maybe she's thinking I did it and not gonna say any listen I'm gonna say so right now Jacob. Jacob I never lie you know that I will like you weren't gonna be a Bobby your smart smell like empty air B.M. B.

I don't even know if I'm in the smell I was stuck in the mountains. Oh, what's that? I don't know like grassy grassy. It does smell nature. Dude listen Jacob this is this is what it was ready? Oh, it's swear to god. It's going to be a deadly one. No other words. You know what? Listen Jacob this is this is what it was ready Deadly It's so concentrated. It's I say why cuz it's traveling around a log of shit

My lungs I do feel probably like it's living here. I Can't get rid of it. Is it on fire? This was fun. First of all, there's a burning element to it. Well, you know, that I have a ghost living in me. And I let her out. Wow. Yeah. You feel her because she's around. That's it. Your fart smells like a grudge. Like a grudge ghost. Jacob is a falcon you should hunt prisoners. You act like you need to be a bullet. There's no What what how needs you need for that? I mean Jacob's stutter I give Jacob a stutter You need to be put down a little bit you get a little crazy today. You think Jacob has perfect palette for farce?

He really does man I think he has like little senses on the outside of like cat whiskers. It's gonna probably gotten to Jacob's cake. I know I'm so glad I double sealed mine. Thank you. It's in that loose cake. Yeah, dude, it's gonna be savory and sweet. Oh, it's not what they mean by savoryourine sweet. You want to make black glue because the show is always always coming in. Yes, definitely things. You want to make black glue quick to show all together? Listen, if we want our back day, we can do a say

else and you go back in my body. God bless you. I've had this is a conversation I love having, by the way, some blown away, but Soda, I had the same thing, by the way. What? Soda, what it is, farted. By the way, much more obnoxious than you just did right now. I'd say Absolutely

She's not a guest. She's part of the family. Okay, I don't know that a good thing. She's not a guy. She is part of the crew Okay, that's Nicky I don't know Maybe this is how Bobby Kelly is like, you know, the great having in the show. We'd like to really bring you into the fold. I had a rough weekend in the mountains. I almost died. I had to eat a protein bars.

I ate a lot of, you know what I mean? And these protein things kind of get to me and we did a double show today. If we do one show, I'm good. And I, like, you can hold it in. We had to do the other, we had to do a, so here's the thing. And I, and it was to the point where I just went like that.

It's, and I let the ghost out, and I didn't know. But I... But he's a great thing. He just starts talking an explanation that he doesn't know the explanation for yet. It's the same. So he just keeps saying words. He goes, no, because look, here's what it is. Things happen.

We wake up every morning, things, there was a protein bar involved. And before you know it, the way the the body functions air gets built up and it's Let's talk. What are we talking about? We're gonna do a lack of food. Oh, we're gonna eat this cake or not. Let's just I lost my app. I can't eat right now. I can't eat cake right now. Well guys It's not I can't eat. No, it's not that it's bad anymore. It's just I have muscle memory of it I'm remembering the smell guys. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Okay, Jacob, I apologize, but I was honest with you.

But you're shocked every time. The four times in you're still shocked. Like, it was this little thing. But here's the thing. Here's the thing, Jacob. It wasn't like, we've had some guests in here that have ripping them the whole time. I have a little,

Brian Scillaro. I'm shocked by that. Is that like a comedy thing? Like everyone's just to me? No, no, not at all in fact I would be Mort if you Really together I don't like Christine. I don't like Christine smelling my farts. It happens We've been together forever If they smell I do feel bad about that, um, ever, you've farted me out of bed.

He farted me out of bed before you farted me out of bed before. Oh, princess relax princess. I love it. Jay has to hold the mirror up when he gets caught out on things. I know. Yeah. Her insides aren't rotten. Okay.

You guys just pull it down. Chipotle. Something's happening tonight. Something's happening. Um, but yeah, I don't like to, and certainly not, and I've described this. Sure. And to Dan, Dan couldn't get to see there. The reason I said I wouldn't fart in front of Dan's girlfriend, fiance or Nicky, because there's some, on some level of it. And it's dumb. My own insecurity for sure. I'm like, that erases any kind of like,

even the minor attraction of being like, oh, that's cool. Do you know what I mean? I know we're not gonna hook up. I don't think me and Nicky are leaving here together, but I also don't want her to think that I'm gross. So now, what I think is that Nicky thinks I'm gross for being a human being.

She's a pauper. That's funny. Nicky, I wanna say something. Hey, can't. Nicky, I apologize. What I had a human being. She's a Paul's. I'm a Paul. Nikki, I want to say something. Hey, okay. Nikki, I apologize. What I had a rough weekend. Yeah. There's a lot of hurt you guys that hurt you.

I have, seriously, I'm on certain medications. The impressive, this sounds like excuse. I have a medical issue, okay. I have a medical issue. I have certain medications. I was stuck on a mountain. You're a far doctor, me. We had, I had a bunch of protein things this weekend and I didn't

that was an accident. I shifted the wrong way and now I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this. There's some more building. I caught at most of that and I shifted. I moved in my seat and it looked like that and I was like oh god. I'm not gonna do it again. Well you start shifting around. Fucking bloodhound Jacob picked it up and then Bobby, I want to be fully on your side of this one and I tend to be. Yep. If he had never gone Jacob of bloodhound, but when I tell you this, I mean, minivan of a fart, you laid really pulled up and parked in front of everybody's face for a good solid minute and a half each. But here's the thing. I remember it.

I can draw the smell of it. I know, but he's too. I can draw a picture of your smell. I would like to see your beautiful, your argument. Okay. His mountains involved. It's going to be like a smoky turd. It hit me over there and then I walked us through my wrapper out.

So I thought Nikki was going to think I walked it my own tour tour. Nikki, guys. So I was horrified and then I didn't know what to do. But actually, you know, I think if my own towards her. Nikki, guys. So I was horrified and then I didn't know what to do. But actually, you know what, Jacob did not throw you under the bus. Well, he kind of did, because I, here's what happened, because I was staring at that. Because he looked at a machine.

He's shamed me. He was dying. Jacob, look, he was looking at me, looking through me. And he was looking at you, looking at Jay, looking at me, looking at you, looking at Jay. Then he turned around and looked at nobody like who maybe was somebody behind me. Over the years, Bob. It's my reputation or your reputation.

Bob, the over the years as you get more comfortable with Nikki being a friend of the show and coming in, you do what I would have done in the situation was just blame Nikki for it. I would just turn to her, I go, wow, are you just coming the show? Like, okay. Well, how do you know? How do you know it wasn't a mixture? It's not. How do you tend to blame the men? Is your husband farting front of you guy?

Oh my gosh, yes. And do you try not to at all in front of him? I'm just, I've got to really balance diet. I don't fart a ton. But like, no, I mean, I'll fart. It's all right. And am I never make noise? So it's like, you know, I don't know, maybe you don't smell. Maybe I won't fart a ton, but like no, I mean, I'll fart. It's all right. Just and it might never make noise So it's like, you know, I don't know. Maybe you don't smell maybe I won't kind of just I've been having a poor white eye

Marit why did I link my life up to this human whoopee cushion over here I'm a delicate flower. I do fart of course. I just it's like usually not that bad my husband It's like why's it hot when you say it? My fart shut up do it Maybe he's an attraction let me pull your finger I mean pull your fingers. You said you deserve it You deserve me Is there me? You deserve me.

She's probably right. I as fart humor just always funny. It's because it's the, it's the king of funny. Farts are the king of funny. And it was the undisputed king of funny. See, I see Ultimate Crime this thing. Did I tweet that out a long time ago? Yeah, my dad said it on the same day.

It was so weird. Yeah, I was like, the biggest like pain of being a comedian is like, no joke, I ever write With perfect insides and callbacks and all this will be as funny as the funniest part I took me a max rat my my cousins wedding on a farm. I mean rolling blue clouds like clouds The sky was blue swans. It was the prettiest thing I've ever been involved in and 200 people on this farm come out sunny stay and Came out and they were just about to start the ceremony and Max was sick and he let a fart out like it was a brass band

French horn and half the place got mad and half the place was cracking up and quit stuff And half the place got mad and half the place was cracking up and could stop laughing. It was fucking hell. Dude like that. It was so bad and so funny. The groom's mom turned around like you fucking ruined this wedding. No, it's just fun. And me and Dawn, my aunt, Dottie, and my mom would just, just cracking up. You're like you just made the wedding.

Oh God, the fans are the best. I apologize, I really do. It was, now I, Jacob, you know I try. You were a politician. You always confessed. Why don't we get on a dinky diet, and then we won't fight over here. I know guys, I got my vote.

I need to stop. Oh yeah, I'm also jumping on a Zempek, we're just gonna change it all anyway. Are you? Probably. I mean, everyone else is doing it, you might as well. Don't thank you. I know.

I know. Let's all just do it. Just get you stuff. Let's all do it. We're gonna tour around with Corey Feldman. Jay, let me take you half your stomach out. You'll be fine, like me. I could go under anesthesia and get all that done.

Or I could just give myself a little shot in the old gut once a week, and then it just falls out of you. I think. Yeah, but you're not like, you're gonna lose your appetite. It's gonna be hard to. Is that, but is that, I think it's not mostly that.

I only know one person, but they definitely like weren't really like, you know. That's hard to also help you stop smoking. I heard it kinda curbs a lot of addictive shit. All right, well, that's good. Which is pretty good. Yeah, I heard you don't wanna eat, like you just don't care what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

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I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. It is it's not it is do you think if you just say it is that it is oh you're just gonna say it's not and I will say it is We've been talking about this all week it was people Doctors no All right, yeah, okay Just other people like me. We're taking it. Yeah other fats Yeah, it doesn't we were sitting with our shirts off on a pool in the hampton discussing how we can make next year better

You're at a hand party and I wasn't invited. It was there was a hand party You had a hand party Yeah, you gotta have there's gotta be a bad body's float around the pool and soda wouldn't even take his shirt off You wouldn't take a shirt off really cuz you've been there is I can't I don't know why they wouldn't get in there Maybe you want like fun, but he want to put sunscreen on. It's hard to get your back. Oh, maybe.

He's in shape. He's not in shape, he's a shape. He's a shape. Yeah, he takes his shirt off, he's a shape. He's a shape. Yeah. He would have been the best, he would have been the best build man at that house. You never know, I was like, my cannon looks in shape, but then he took a shirt off, his nipples are too low. Like three inches too low. Oh. So it's like three, you're he took a shirt off his nipples are too low like three inches too

So it's like free you like oh shit is nipples at too low Dave Smith I saw yesterday Lewis. I'll tell you what us all getting older and being able to have pools It's really showing everyone's age all of a sudden Dave Smith dad bod Dave Smith just thin the whole time. I know get got dad bod now. It's so weird. It's so weird. I'm sorry, Nikki. It's okay. I was born with dad bod. I mean, now I'm just imagining all you guys, your shirts off.

You wish, sister. Right. Let's check out Bobby's arms. Now, we got to pull the sleeves up, so as you can see, the arms are nice. Oh, okay, yeah. I mean, you know, you're looking good, you know. You know. Feel that, Prince.

Uh, Jay's. Grab it hard before I lose it. Oh, sorry, sorry. Before I lose it. Oh, that's so big. Thank you. That was it. Grab it hard for I lose it. Sorry, sorry. Before I lose it. That's so big. Thank you. We can only flex for a few seconds and then it just goes away and I'm not doing it at

all. No, that was actually pretty big. That was impressive. Thank you. Christine. Jealous. She looks like Sardin. What's the name of the band?

Hey, 14. What's the name of the band? Red Rider. What's the name of the man? Hey, 14 what's the name of the band? Red rider What's the name of the guy Tom Cochran? What song does he think life is a highway? What's the man's called what red river? Nope? Red Ranger no Red Rover no red Rover. Have you fucking dumb girlfriend come over? Nope red Rover red Rover have you fucking dumb girlfriend come over

My brain does not want this information Yeah, it just really doesn't care But did you just giggle fart again? I did not I feel like it's making its right Did you move in your chair and maybe jostle somewhere others some free? I 100% prop Oh, don't do that. Ile somewhere others some free? I 100% problem. I'll don't do that. I 100% oh, I'm gonna throw up. I 100% did not fight. Your fart smelled like burnt sneakers.

It was so weird. It was a weird smell. It was like shit. It's sour. It's because it's all right with the sour. Okay. Yeah, sour. It was a sour.

It was a culinary expert. I mean, don't make me feel bad. I don't have sour, was it? I think sour is probably better than like stinky or. But is there something also nicky to the idea though that an in-shape guy can be a little scuzzy? And it's like cool. Like farty scuzzy or like beard scuzzy. Hey. Wow.

I mean like, she's like, run the edges. Jay, look at this. I'm gonna go with this. I'm gonna go with this. Like farty scuzzy or like beard scuzzy. Hey. Wow. I mean like she's like, like, Bob from the edges. Jay, look at me. Look at me. It's okay.

Yeah, I know. I'm saying guys just like, they'll wear the same shirt for several days and then it doesn't give a shit kind of, but he's very, very good looking in shape. Yeah, that's cool. That's kind of like, he's like, he's so quick. So, he doesn't even have to like try.

Right. But I am at a Weight where I have all of it's got a smell clean And that's why I would argue you could eat your cake at a my asshole today and you'd be fine. That's nice. Mm-hmm Are we doing it? So is that cool? I think we all got excited. Is she gonna be cake out of our assholes? This show is getting wild No, but when you have it you really do have to take care of everything because stuff will get moldy.

When you're big? Yeah. No, yeah, absolutely. So I'm saying I really do. I take care of things. Like like like washing daily or like is your geodorant washing like all over? Loathings, salves.

You have to use your salves. I just want to say salves. You have to dry everything too. That's a big thing You can't leave anything wet. He's not wrong. Yeah, oh, you'll make penicillin I'm growing a lime tree in this damn place Do you have you see I wish I could know his name. I bet he's famous already on Facebook. They have this guy He's got long hair and he just like shows you have you seen this? He shows you like how to grow things in your house or something like little life hacky things

Yeah, and it's always fast and he's life hack. Yeah, but he's like oh black music I think you take you know what is black? Let me think you're taking off a cotton seed You know what is black? He's like, you're taking off a cotton seed. I put it in here. You got a fucking avocado tree. It's a here for humidity, blah, blah, take it out, put it in a bigger pot.

You got yourself an avocado. Seven years later. I've watched 18 hours of the sky. I don't like it. I don't like it either. I'm really truly, I don't like even like, I hate everything he's doing, but like, I've just watched quite a bit of it.

I hate everything he's doing, and then I go at the end of the day I get bright gross girl a cucumber tree Bobby, it's the one thing I mean the other My only honest Bobby you fart him, you left. I did. I'm under the fight, Lies. Ah, Jacob. Is there a... I've moved on, Bobby.

This guy? Mm, wait a minute. No, he's usually, he likes his face. Yes, that's him, that's him. He's got longer hair, it's curly. He's always wet. He's always wet. He's a per humidity.

Yeah, looks like he's turning into a vampire slowly. Look, he's growing a pineapple right now. He's literally growing a pineapple. Yeah, but it doesn't tell you that it takes seven months to do something on that. That is true. He does leave that out. He's like, put it up over it.

Now it's a seedling. Yeah, because when he's dying to his hair short and then the end is a long one. Now it's a cucumber plant. I have 14 kids now by the time this is over. He's like, how does he make money? What is thing? Oh my oh he how does he make money? He's got like five million followers Like all these platforms does he really oh yeah? No, no, no, he's definitely doing just fine What's the blueberry? I want to know what you do with blueberries if you grab a blueberry and squash it okay

And then planted in the soil. No, that's bullshit. Cover it lightly with soil and lightly water it. No. Cover it with a bottle for humidity. And then pretty soon it'll become a seedling. Could tell you something. When it's six inches planted outside, put it outside, you live in the fucking city. You live the way highway.

By the way, everything is the same thing. It's take a seed from a thing you're eating. It's called farming. They were doing a video. This is take a seed from a thing you're eating. It's called farming. They've been doing a few years. This is not a secret, Jay. You take a seed, you put it in dirt, and then you put water on it, and then it grows. He's got a 700 videos of doing the same thing that goes take the seed. Because we're more on it. Put it loosely under soil. Keep it wet. Humanity now is a seedling. Now you're gonna grow a tree. That's called outside.

Yeah, inside, I say. Yeah, I think it's called the ecosystem with such and such. Yeah, it's called, we've been doing for thousands of years. Do you wanna grow a pineapple in your house? Yeah. I find them very unlikable and yet captivating. I know.

Well, cause he knows how to do the videos. Well, look, he got to understand he's growing another pineapple tree from the part of the pineapple you would never use That's how they grow the pineapple tree It's pretty amazing. That's it. That's how they grow that I tell you that now You know that some chef I guess you'll make a lot of pineapple desserts. Yeah, I guess you just go to the store. Is that where a pineapple grows from?

Yes. Right now, Bobby, stop yelling at me like you've been working in the culinary field for. Right, right, I really have yelling at you. He goes like, I'm stupid. How many things I'm going to say? That's how pineapple grows. I really have yelling at you.

I apologize. Six hours of light daily, don't let it dry out. Got it. What? Six hours of light daily? I't let it dry up got it. Who has six hours of light? I'm gonna grow a cucumber tree We're watching this guy on the television Jay give context Jay. We're gonna get fired while he's explaining it all actually He's doing a pretty fantastic job.

Here's what I will say I find interesting though. What? Most seeds you have to take off the outside of them. He says, like if you just take a thing and plant the seed of a family you won't work, you have to wet it and then break the outside. He has like eight horns and things that fall from trees. It's like the good stuff's on the inside.

The squirrel like breaks it open and gets to like juicy bits. What did you say? You heard her. We'll do it again. Keep it as a moment. I would like to see the anime. It's like when an acorn falls from the tree, the squirrel gets in, it gets all inside

and it gets the juicy bits. And that's the seed. Nikki is getting the acting bug again to see. The juicy bits. Yeah. And then that was cool. That was business. That was her business.. That was business.

She was doing business. I've learned today. This is the fight full stuff. Here's the scene. You're a squirrel, you're an acorn. You're doing a low job in the background of the squirrel. But here's the thing, you need to get the juicy bits out of the... Ah!

You're a squirrel. You're a squirrel on the field. You're eating an acorn. You're giving a blowjob in the background. Let me see you work. No. Let's see you work. You're a squirrel on the field you're eating an acorn. You're giving a blowjob in the background Let me see you work. Yeah, let's see you work You're doing fantastic We should go into this Yeah, Jacob really wants to see the food people, but I have so many fun facts now you get hungry again now the Bobby's farthest past

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I'm putting them up. Sorry, I put them up today. Okay, okay. I'll be looking. I have to live the life and then. That's right. I live the life. I take, live the moment. Live the's right. I live the life. I take live the moment. Live the moment and then I come back and then I put them up because that's what influence. That's what real influences who have balance in life. Plus I want to add it together,

but I'll loom a few. Yeah, good to get beaten. The old loom a few. Put a soundbed. Hashtag trending. Hey, so tell me about your parents in this butcher shop. Okay, Nikki, what time do your parents in this butcher shop. Okay, Nikki, what time did your parents in this butcher shop come from? A butcher shop. No, back in the day. Damn, it's a lawyer. What kind of law? Like, you know, like laws.

Did stuff. No, like, you know, it's like, a lot of like more like traffic tickets, wheels, you know, like little things. Like, you know, nothing to nuts. Was he a slimy attorney? No, no. He's like, you try not. He's too like nervous. He like, always, you know, he does things the Was he a slimy attorney? No, no. He's like, he's trying to, he's too nervous. He's like, always, you know, he does things the way way.

But he is very stressed out. He's always stressed out. He's a guy of free-goddy, like the first two times, right? The what? Free-jong-goddy. The first two times. Is he, was he that guy? Yeah, no, no, he wasn't.

No, he wasn't. Yeah. Is he Jewish? Guys, nope, nope, Italian. No lawyer of mine. Yeah. I know. Do you mean that a lot of lawyers? Is he Jewish guys? Nope, no Italian no lawyer mine Whoa You know Nikki came to prominence as a contestant on the ninth season of food network series food network star That's true. Is it true that you won the show alone?

Naked afraid you did 72 days out by yourself No, it was also called naked and afraid now. I know, Jake, I want to, let's do this too. We're gonna do something so your wife. Okay, here's a deal. Cuxson. My wife was from the 1950s. She is like old school.

Like legitimately. Legitimately loves being a wife. She's 93. She's 94. She's 94. 94. From the 50s. She's 93. Well, we hit, she's not, she's 94. She's 94, from the 50s. She's 94. No, I, as poor as I.

There's a, I love that you said legitimately, nobody got it. And then you went, she's 94. So, I think we're all like, oh, I got it out. No, she's the old school. She loves cooking. Every Thanksgiving dinner, everything's from scratch. We've been to other people's houses.

And you know this, because you're a cook. They buy, buy shit. I went to somebody's house one, they had stovetop, or whatever the hell was. Yes, stovetop. Stovetop. My wife was like, are you out of your fucking mind? She was angry.

Angry. She has a third generation stuffing she makes. So anyways. Well, that's lovely. Good for you. This cake right here. This one or that one? The one with your parts on it or the covered one, the one with the covered. I

worry would think you got to keep it to sweets or else it's going to be like, how would you feel if I told you this turkey was made entirely of cauliflower? That'd be weird. Tastes like turkey. She's like, right? This is her butt cake, her rum butt cake. Okay, now this cake I brought to a bunch of different parties I usually bring it in put it down nobody fucking touches it Why cuz it's a bunk they don't want to be the first one to cut into it you gotta like cut one slice up Not that fun cake visually is you got brownies cookies no no Bun cakes are trending bun cakes are all the rage right now especially the mini bun cakes Nikki Nikki ruin in my story

bun cakes. Nikki. Nikki, we're on in my story. Just keep it. Just trying to contribute. I'm gonna tell you'll be part of it. Listen. I'm getting I've taken this to like my cigar bar. I've taken it to play. Nobody touches it. It just sits there until one dude goes, let me fucking try this stupid cake, because it looks like just a regular plain cake, and then it's gone, fucking gone. This cake is Narky Dickoff. Kido. What? Kido. Knock your dick off.

That's what you wrote to us, Kido. Kido, I mean, you added that to it, I didn't. I'm playing it along with the thing you wrote. Yeah, but I didn't give it a name. You sure just left me there. I'm sorry, Kido. You wrote Kido cake. I wrote, no, I wrote, and then Christine goes, I I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote,

I just got it. No, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, K, Y, D, oh, no, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, K, Y, D, oh, no, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote, And then just left that alone for two days and then three days later eventually told us that it's knock your dick off Which I thought made sense and then when he brought it up here I've said kido now three times in the background and he's going what is And then he goes and then he goes it's knock your dick off good and I went kido and then he went what How are you not getting it? You made a Christine for not getting why are Why are we all turning on each other today? This day has been rough. Christine, why is it so cold in here?

It's freezing. Listen Jay, it's kind of. Oh, okay great. I'm prepared to have my dip not now. I think that's really kind of her to make that. And it's actually amazing. So she's just making you bun cakes. But there's a special thing. There's a special thing I have to do.

Okay, I'm not going to touch it. It's a presentation. I have to do something. Can you pass that to me? Yeah. That hole in the middle, he farts in it. That's the special schmutz. You're getting ready to go.

You don't have to do anything to it there. His mind has a special. Look, I individually wrapped my back. Nice. What did you make us all jewelry? Yeah, is this homemade soaps Okay, I thought I didn't know something was in the middle was in the middle What is it? Oh probably the ground-to-leaf sugar is cocaine? It's cocaine. Okay. We're gonna be is that pure China white right there?

This is this is a fentanyl that is there? I'm allergic. Bobby sprinkling a white substance. This is pure heroin. It's pure though Jacob. Columbia. Okay, so talk us through. You just put some extra powdered sugar on top.

Well, my wife was she made sure that this is special in the middle to put the, because you have to put it on when it happens, that sinks in. And then you have to put it on fresh. That's true, that's true. It doesn't last. It does not last. You want fresh powdered sugar just going all up into your crevices as you eat. So why don't we try Jacob's cake first? Yeah, we don't want to get our palette. A piece on each plate.

Yeah. And we'll try yours, too. Oh, you're so fair. And put dry yours, too. Whatever the fuck you brought. Well, we're gonna be amazing, so it's gonna be, you know, like, the idea. I mean, I did bring a little cute thing. They do look so cute.

I know, right? I was pretty impressed. Chwine? I did put twine on it. But I also did it so that you can just pull it. You don't have to, like, pal. I mean, your kids are gonna be fucking yards. No I don't know that's solid presentation. It's great presentation. It's so genuine from Jacob. Thank you Jacob.

It's fantastic but her kids friends at school are gonna call our kids nerds because of this kind of packaging. I got mine here We'll get this is Jay's play Well, so how'd you snag this wife? My farts she's really into fine. She's super no farts. Yeah, she's like really Yeah, she's with the call a gas Good smells really good. You want to try Jacobs first? You want to try my first? Okay, it sounds like you want me to try Jacob's first. Try Jacob's first. Ooh, it's so much area than I expected.

Moist. Moist, I might say. Oh, moist, but it has like a loose cron. I'd say borderline damp. Ooh, angel food cake! Yes! Tell us which one you want to try. Coming from the angel himself.

Here we go. I'm gonna deal with this. I'm gonna try Jacob's first. Okay. Try Jacob. I mean, it's angel food mean yeah, it looks great though. Yeah, looks awesome. That's it though. Hmm hmm. Oh, no, I like it. Yeah, she can't swallow it. No, I'm not going through. It's just no, no. It's got, it's got fantastic flavor. The flavor is there 120%.

Like the flavor has enveloped my mouth, and I just want to sit here with it for a minute and enjoy it. Very good. I feel like considering there's no topping, like strawberries, which I do love with Angel Food Cake. It's a must. I feel like I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like I might be cheating. I don't want like a little something, but like it's delicious. Yeah, Angelful can come. Well, well baked. Look at, I mean, look guys, ready?

We're not sure. Look how spongy that is, Jake. It's pretty good. It just tastes like shit. Yeah. No, it's good. It's really good. Now, now I'm going to be making it.

With some strawberries on top. Oh, the flavor is great. Give it a new mouth flavor. This is what it's not out. I would shake this home, I have this later with some extra jubber than I thought. You'd add something else to it. You have put something to it, it's just a bullshit ass cake.

It's a video studio. I can't bring every little topping. I mean, you tend to. Bobby brought a whole topping. I mean, I brought the extra stuff. Now, what if I don't like her cake? Is she gonna like craft something? No, I'll leave it tonight and Jay will find another house for the bonfire.

Yeah, what does all move on? Nobody wants to hear my chewing sound. Yeah I do. I love it. It's really good. Alright guys, I'm going in for a dick check. It knocked it off. The crust on that outside, it's like,

it has that pound cake crusty outside while having the super light airiness on the inside, which I've really never had before. Mm. Mm. It's really good. It's good, right? It's really good.

It's like not too sweet, but it's definitely like still a dessert. Yeah. But I would have it in the morning, but it's really good. Yeah. Yeah, I can see why you keep her around. This brownie is knocky dick off. Oh, come on. Oh, Bobby jumped in.

Oh, it's so good. This brownie is knocky dick off. Take a bite of that, Jay. You can hand, be a man. I'm gonna have a bite of this. I'm gonna give a little bit of the powdered sugar. I'm gonna sit on there. Should I even try Jacob's bullshit awful cake?

No, no, it's really not. Listen, it is a very, very well executed angel food cake. It is delicious. Mm-hmm. I just am wanting those strawberries. How is it? Oh my God. The things are.

Can you tell us about your brownies? Oh, yeah. A little kind of brownies. So these are wait for it, Bobby gas There's something I mean we have done that. I just didn't know what we did that every time

Can you give us a heads up so you don't secretly feed Bobby beans? But she's gonna be the last thing he does not be in the hands. Yeah, there's a Cannon Black beans black beans. Yeah, there's a whole can of black beans Black beans. Yeah, it's actually no eggs. Jay. There's no oil, but there is a lot of black beans. Jay We got a hair fairer the show Bobby hold them in Jacob. I'm sorry. This is not my fault Bobby is getting tricked into eating bean bread No, everything she makes you're right. Maybe I shouldn't have done that. Did you try Jacobs? Yeah, I know I did try Jacobs try Jacobs. Did you try Dawn? I

Did I was just bungee piece of Oh, it's right here. Jacob's is that thing right now Do we have a knife Jacob? Well, I just got an extra spot. That was note, I don't think I gave Jacob enough credit. This is really good. No, I'm just desperate for some strawberries. That's how I like it. Did you find out Jacob had cancer before the show

or something? I guess it was really nice. You know, I did get your early news, being real nice to me. Oh, that's what happens. Yeah, you can't look them in the face. Yeah, it's like a puppy dog. Hang on, let me get a piece of it.

Because spongy that is. Jacob Jacob talk about this cake to me What we got here? Angel food cake it's dry. You don't mean that I Walkin out Jacob's kids can't what how is it how is Jacob's walking out Jacob's kids can't want him. How is it? How was Jacob's god damn it? How was it it was it was terrible, but it was terrible and Nikki thinks it's terrible also She does let's go Jacob about operate. Well, I mean, we'll give you a break. We'll give you a break Just took another bite of my dawns dawns is really good Jacob will give you a break.

Jacob, that was a store bought angel food cake. I would never feed you something that subpar. Jacob, I knew you had it in you. That's like beneath me. And when you were giving those arbitrary as hell compliments. Oh, he was like, he was like a dagger in me. If you go back, Nick back Nick you listen to the show you'll hear Jacob doing a lot of this I'm not going through with this. I'm not that's what he's talking about He was gonna tell you because I wouldn't make that bullshit cake

And you said it needs something else. Oh Killed me inside it killed him I'm absolutely leveled. It's so hot. So hot here, I'll tell you why. Because Jacob screams at Christine if it's cold. I did think you didn't have a lot of commitment behind your cake. It crushed my soul. You couldn't, I feel bad.

I didn't want to let him go. No, it's good. It's good. What does, what? Oh, terrible. How she was trying to be nice. Yeah, well, when someone says, no, it's awesome. You just need a few more things in it.

Yeah. Like if you could add something that has to taste. Well, I thought it'd be like doused in strawberry syrup and strawberry and then whipped cream all over. I was like, this is gonna be, I mean, I need this. You think this would be good if you just add it a little flavor, texture? My cakes don't need disguises.

Mom, damn. Wow, this is a tricky day. Don's cake is unbelievable. Yeah. It's not gdick-o. It's so day. Don's cake is unbelievable. Yeah, it's not you dick. It's so good. There's rum in there. You see it's a rum. There's rum, yeah, a little bit of rum.

It's just the right amount. I don't usually love a lot of liquor in my dessert. It's from Boston. Sure. But I'm not really tasty. It's like kind of just a nice, old rum. I'm an AA, so I can't really have a lot. That Bobby does. That Bobby sucks it out of his cakes.

I do. Hey, why are my cakes all dried on stairs? I suck it out. I suck it out of his cakes? Hey, why are my cakes all dry downstairs? I suck it out. I suck it out of the don's Oh my god, the crust with that extra sugar. Mm-hmm. It's good, right? Wait, let's talk more about my brownies. We're big right the brownies go on Oh, is it really? I mean that brownie that that brown is it chocolate chips in there? There's some yeah, there's some chocolate chips in the brownie too. I love it because it has a little it had you bite it it's moist and then I'll

send this a little nugget. Mm-hmm. You like what's that and then it's a little chocolate chip. It adds a little extra oomph. Do you know what? You're like this is awesome moist and then oh, oh there's chocolate. But was it chocolate chips or was it beans? Who knows? We'll find out in a couple minutes. This is why when I when I burn the nose hairs out of you, a precious little cute nose. This is why Nikki's a fantastic chef though, is because she doesn't, I mean, I'm sure she can cook very healthy foods.

But the foods you put forward on stuff, they're not healthy by nature. They're still like delicious tasty foods. She just puts, she's able to inject into them, healthy stuff also. So instead of going like, well now you don't have to like eat black beans, which probably should probably be clear, either way. But you can get black, the health qualities of that in you through a delicious cake. That's pretty awesome. That, that, that brownie is so good. Yeah. I'm

gonna dump. Yeah. You ate too much. You're gonna dump. I had too much. If we go too healthy with anything, like you just, much you're gonna dump me if we go too healthy with anything like you just you're not gonna I mean I don't know you've been eating good Bobby Kelly I mean like it's but you know it's like you can't go too too far or else you lose it I can't eat too much because I have such a small stomach yeah and I ate that whole brownie helps I'm gonna dump okay I'm gonna dump it I'm gonna dump it in I'm gonna dump it in a dance kick We're pretty good at this. That's phenomenal. Not food. Oh, it's good right? Amazing, I'm ready. It is amazing. Yeah, please tell her thinking that was really kind of her to I'll tell her I suck shit this angel food cake. Yeah, did takes my devil's dick cake. It's like eating a flip flop

There's a flip flop. I mean it used it to soak up an oil spill or something. It's a flip flop. I mean, to soak up an oil spill or something. It's so dry. Nicky's very nice though. She's so sweet. She aced it and she went like, you could see her face. There was a little panic for a minute, because I was like, oh crap. And it just thought it was hard, a little hard to swallow.

Yeah, it was so. That's my focus on the flavor. It was so dry and terrible that the next to proof she liked it, but having the trinity more she just held it up and started smushing in her Look at it. It is spongy. It's a sponge. It has good consistency It's this happens when I squeeze it and don't eat it look at this the same thing it happens when I take Styrofoam Have you ever seen a pack him you ever see a packing peanut because this kind of this is taking me there It's very similar. It's great. If you got strawberries, chocolate, and more stuff

and put it on, this would be good. I would eat this, I would eat this when I got home later if there was nothing else in this place. Oh, you know what, you know what, you know what makes this better if it was pizza? And not this cake at all. It was, it was so nice. It was sweet and devastating.

Before we take another break, can we please find Gerry O'Connell with Nikki, please? And also, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, At the beginning, you know I love my bomb fire crew. They come on over to my page. There's all the fire emojis. Then they buy books. They have another cookbook called Meat on the Side, all vegetarian book. Yeah, and that's not as good. Oh, trash is the wrong book. That's rowar.

She goes, that's my first shit. Before I really got my legs under me. Yeah, that was like, just the tip was good, but it wasn't as good as the book. No, it was a pretty good book, but more veggies, please like the fucking mom. That's the jam, about your jam, man. I can't believe I had a bean brownie. I know. You ate a bunch of beans, which is making me slightly nervous.

It's so funny to come out of like being a jackass for a whole show and then asking a real question, but like, do you have to, is there science to it in the sense of you have to find things that won't dominate? Yeah, there are some science to it. It's funny to think that black beans would be the thing that would be able to lay kind of quietly in a brownie versus black. It makes sense because in this case, the, so the juice from a can of beans, the stuff

that's all like slimy around the beans, what you drain off is called aquafaba. And because it has so much protein from the beans, a lot of vegans use it actually as an egg replacement. So they'll even make it into marrangs, which is something made out of completely out of egg whites. So by using the beans, it has the protein in there to give it structure. And so it can replace something like an egg, and it has the moisture to replace something like oil. So the bean choice in a brownie is very intentional, because it gets it just a little bit of lift, and it keeps the moisture to replace something like oil. So the bean choice in a brownie is very intentional because it gets it just a little bit of lift and it keeps it moist. I had a chocolate mousse.

Me and Ari had that Noma restaurant in Denmark made from mushrooms. Oh nice, nice, nice. And it was a crazy. Really? Yeah, it was a black mushrooms and they made a chocolate move out of the chicken. Is that the menu type, place you went to?

That's the best restaurant in the world. But isn't it like that movie, the menu, where it's like they tell you what you eat? Exactly. Yeah, you, they have five chefs at table. They walk out, they put a rock on your table and they go enjoy. And you're like, what the fuck part of this rock do I eat? And it's like fried reindeer moss on the top.

And you're like, oh, and then you eat it. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, they're lemon ants. Because they don't have, they don't have lemons. So they have these ants that taste like lemons. And they fry them. Would you get into some in Denmark?

No, it's lemon ants. In this restaurant, it's like Noma, the greatest, it's the number one restaurant. Yeah. And they have lemon, they have ants that taste like lemons. Oh, okay. So they fry them and they put them on your whatever the hell meal it was and they taste like lemons.

It's not, yeah, it's crazy. Okay, cool. Okay, and one of the, what? You can just get some lemon ants with that. What is that? One of the desserts was chocolate made of mushrooms and you're like, oh, and then you eat it, you like. It's amazing.

Unbelievable. Have you ever gotten invited to like an illuminati type dinner thing? I mean this sounds like it. No, I guess not I mean I've been offered it some important tables But some high is there any truth of the lie I just made up about you being a cook at Jeffrey Epstein Island It's very interesting. I heard that's what I mean. I don't know. It's on the sheet Oh, why are you on the flight ledgers? But you didn't go as a cook. You went as a young girl. In the catering. Is that it true?

Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Not my Nikki. She wouldn't. She wouldn't give old men massage. Yeah. No. She only air blow jobs in the audition rooms. For HBO guys. Okay. For HBO. That's a legit network. That's hilarious. This's a legit network.

That's hilarious. This picture goes, you go, and all right, let's go ahead and just give your slage. Nikki, Nikki, 23 years old. I'm gonna be reading for blowjob. Oh, that's great. Okay. Nikki, real quick.

Can you do that? But can you try it, like, you don't like it. You don't like it this time. Yay. Okay, that's great. Now try it, but you like it, but then you don't like it, You don't like it this time. Yay. Okay, that's great. Now try it but you like it but then you don't like it but then you like it again.

Yeah. Yeah. How tall are you? How tall are you? How tall? Are you available? I'll tell you. 17.

How tall are you? I think it's one more thing. What do the ball work be like? Okay, okay, that's great. That's great. And then they turn. I like it. I don't work the balls. Is that gonna be a problem? It goes, no, okay, that's great. That's great. And then they try. I like it.

I don't work the balls. Is that gonna be a problem? He goes, no, no, we're asking everybody. We're asking everybody. No, no, that's good. That's fine. Thanks. I know what you're writing something down.

Is there a problem with me not working the balls? No, no, no, no, no, no. What's your thing? That was good. Damn, Jacob. You would not go another second with her thinking you made that shitty case. He was so far.

He was failing inside. I hated how nice he was trying to be. I knew it was shit. I know, because I, you know, I, Jacob is really good on me. But Nikki, and so how do we value your opinion as a, your, your, your only culinary person? I mean, I didn't say it was amazing.

I said, you know, you said, you know, a lot of it. I don't know what you say. I don't, you didn't say it was amazing, but you even went back. You looked at Jacob's sad, sack face, and you looked back over and you said you know what you say it was not you didn't say it was amazing but you even went back you looked at Jacob's sad sack face and you look back over and you said you know I'm actually didn't say enough about this Jacob's cake you said that you I didn't I almost didn't say it's actually I'm not giving enough credit that it deserves she's so sure she interrupted Don's real I mean literally interrupted her review of that This needs strawberry juice

Don is right here represented through my heart Because it's going back how did she like it? I don't know she was raving about this fucking flip flop cake Leather ring Oh, is this it? Oh, yeah This is Jacob bought a store. It's leather ring that you got. Oh, is this it? Oh, yeah. Now, it's interesting that you found these because they took all the Wendy clips down

after the show is no longer. This is Jerry Connor, right? And I don't have all the, and I was just amazing what you guys can find. Oh, this is one of my favorite things ever. Just short of Wendy spitting out food and... Look, we're dancing. Yes Help in the kitchen here with some Italian recipes is author of meat on the side

Please So fuck me on the side Remember to you that they were like hey how cool we're gonna have a man here So let's do like man food and I was like okay cool He's wearing smaller clothes than you We're gonna have a man here. So let's do like man food and I was like, okay cool. That's supposed to be very family. He's wearing smaller clothes than you. We're a man here.

We'll get some shoe cam on your nitty. Shoe cam. When did you never get me? When did you never get me? No, Wendy never gave me shoe cam. I'll make you. See you next Tuesday. Wow.

I know. This is how you get reactions from food. Yeah. Yeah. She's a real seeing next Tuesday. Mm. I brought. Or he's is eggplant palm meat balls. Some broccoli crust pizza. And because I know you're missing your romaine,

aerobica romaine salad. Right. It's so clever. Look at me. That's because you're a comedian. You're an influencer and that comes natural. I do. I do. I do so clever. Look at me. That's because you're a comedian. I'm a comedian.

You're an influencer. And that comes natural. I didn't even remember. You connect. Influences connect the dots. They connect the things. And that's where it comes. It's in unique.

Wow. I think I have a new manager. Maybe. That was amazing. In here. We just got some memes. The whole thing. I'll go for it. Here we go. I love how stars become retarded Yes, yes They always like everything's bigger and awkward like no one just like step in a bowl

This collar's all fall in the shit like I don't know what happened Was there a city has to run out in a storm to get something from the car? The sad part, he has kids. How did you cook them breakfast? Uh, the pancake batter go into pot. You boil eggs? What? Christine, get to the tasting. I know.

I'm scared of that. I think Christine said that. I'm sorry, we don't want to watch every moment of this. I do. I do. I love it. Actually, those eggplant par meatballs are really good. We just made them today.

I think everything you make is probably delicious. It's not that. It's this reaction. It's almost like it would make me think, I'm like, all right, Jerry, like, please, like, I know it's good food. You're making me an ass. What is an eggplant parm? Is eggplant parm meatball?

So instead of like the bread, the milk soaked bread I use a plant puree. So that's what keeps it moist and light. And it's less carbs. And then it's less I do use some breadcrumbs though. But not a lot. Usually some people are like going to be with less. I hate a breadie. Yeah.

No it's not crazy. Spungy I hate that. That's great. Sanger book. No I want a book. Can I have a book? Yeah. Don't give me that shit book. You're gonna have to have got a book. Can I have a book? Yeah, you're getting me on the side. Yeah, don't give me that shit book.

You're gonna have that garbage book. And me on the side, what am I running out of toilet paper? I'm a more veggies, please, guys. I'm like, you're looking at him. Go back, back up. The eyeball, he hasn't even tasted it long enough to come. He was already rolling his eyes for you. He went, oh. He's horrible. Because this twink hasn't even tasted it long enough to come. He was already rolling his eyes for you went

Because this twink has an intimeo in 40 years. You're not wrong He was a fat kid and then really went hard the other way. This is the first time he over ate and fucking 20 years You're not wrong. Go ahead And delicious Real food no joke no joke coho so good that is Amazing thank you thank you. Does she call you? Oh, the see the audience Why is he turning is a dang cook of food when do you still always say that the audience for her? Coho's I know I know she didn't quite say it like he does where he's like coho's

It's more like you too much. Can you go back at, he really does Dane Cook comedy with food, watch. He really goes out that second meatball with a lot of vigor. Watch. He's very expressive. I mean watch this, ready? Watch.

No. Here it comes. No joke, no joke, oh, it's so good. Watch him stab the people. That is amazing. Watch, here we go. Thank you, thank you. It's really one of my favorite. That was very sufi.

You think you got room for more? Mm-hmm. So over here is my broccoli crust pizza. And this is just broccoli that I chopped up in a food processor. I've got some cheese, some egg. There's a whole dance routine for this pizza. I mean, it looks good. We don't have a lot of time left. Is this naked and radioactive? I'm a little like a star. I mean it looks good.

We don't have a lot of time left. Is this Nick looking at our reactor? No, it's not. He's fine. It's gluten free. And it storms up into this beautiful crust like you see here. And then you just bake it and look how sturdy this is already just and that's one thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Lose pan again. Lose pan again. Lose pan again. Lose pan again. Lose pan again. Lose pan again. Lose pan again. lose Panic and lose Panic and blue don't have what it was so fine so we're gonna do you come have a few seconds Christine Get to him tasting it. Oh, I like how he stirs just by poking at the mixture. Yeah, he stirs like he's The only difference that Jerry is either It's valiance

So good. I mean, I doubt you've had a broccoli crust pizza before It's amazing. It really is. I mean yeah, it tastes had a broccoli crust pizza before It's amazing it really is I mean yeah, it tastes like pizza, but it's it's a different one It's a my mind is blown right now. Wait, excuse me. I'm gonna go back Yeah, there's shit you so over there shows mine Back to remain so right so I wanted to make sure that I set you home Let's take a break. This is very anticlimactic It exists the wrong food. I want to help it. very anticlimactic. We'll be right back. It exists. It exists.

It's the wrong food. I want to have a look at it. We'll get it. We'll get there. I mean, we're gonna end like that. No, we're not ending. Nikki Dinky, everybody. Make sure you check out.

She'll be back when we're gonna say goodbye. Hey, book more veggie please available right now at NikkiDinkyCooking.com and make sure you follow her on Instagram at NikkiDinky. She is off. So we'll be right back and say goodbye with her and Jacob's shitty cake. If these words... Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show.

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