The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Buns and Basketball (feat. Brian Six & Ryan Shaner)

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

Brian Six and Ryan Shaner join The Bonfire to watch "Buns and Basketball" and make fun of Johnny Depp's musical abilities!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@Brian6ix https://youtube.com/c/YFIPodcast@ShanerComedy https://youtube.com/c/YFIPodcast

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Our guest joining us today, they're also going to be on the Lost Haves, everybody. They do so much goddamn fun. We're doubling down. Why do we stop everybody from the ya-fucked. It's the lovable area's hosted that show. Ryan

Schaener, Brian six everybody. How? How? How? I really do want to plug Thursday show because when I'm hardest I've left in a long time. We revisited a topic and you guys are brilliant. And having your color commentary on it. I've got a whole new life to it. And I can't wait for everyone to hear it. Sometimes it's too late for me, guys.

Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and sleep all that, dude. You're having the YouFuckedIt podcast to revisit something that we was. Oh, yeah, it was the Scott Bay O'Boli charges from the actor Alex and we've never seen it.

Yeah, so we showed it to the you fucked the podcast and it was great and it's a topic that was very well worth revisiting. So good. So good. Scott Bay O'Boli. Well, just dust off that record. Spoiler alert.

Scott Bay O'Rules. That Let's just, let's just, let's just, don't stop that record. Spoiler alert, Scott Bayover rules. That's all this cast mage rules. By the end of the, and by the end of the episode, we are absolutely considering trying to get Scott Bayo on this show. I'm not lying. When I was downstairs, I was looking at Scott Bayo t-shirts on Amazon. Yeah. I was like, I'm buying a Bayo.

Gotta get a Bayo. Yeah, so like, yeah, it's what I get a perm. Like, it's like, coming out, aims. Call me Chachi. Also, we just say sitting in studio everybody fresh out of a festival port of party beach sash. I'm guessing Chelsea everyone. Yeah.

Camp Chelsea. I saw it. It's gangsters. I was like, oh, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck sound. You had a full house in here, everybody. Ow.

Yeah. No Bob Sagitt pun intended. Yeah. RIP, dude. Jacob, do you want to plug the roast? Even weren't you going to plug? Oh, yeah. We comedy central radio is airing the Bob Sagitt roast all week tomorrow.

I think you could catch it at 3 p.m. Thursday at four. And then what channels that five? No, no, 95.m. Thursday at four and then what channels that five it no 95 I'll spice it Scrambled it up scrambled porn that spice channel 95 was it great Anyway, it's a great roast check it out. We're hearing it Jacob you're supposed to sing amazing grace when you did that. Yeah, Jacob is it true that this death is like affected you on a personal level No, I don't even know where you heard

Sad he's gone from DJ Lou DJ Lou sets us up to be in problems with you all the time Every time you miss I did not like the way we left this the live show Wednesday. I hated it I hung up so fast when that show was over because Jacob is yelling at me because DJ Lou keeps telling me every time there's a down moment in the show he goes if you want you should talk about how much Jacob hates how much Jacob hated the alien bit. So I go, Jacob, I heard you hated the alien bit. You're the fucking yelling at me. Yeah, dude. DJ Lou's an agent of chaos. You guys should know that he loves causing chaos. That's great. Especially with Jacob. Yeah. up hot dude. Dude he'll stir it up. He'll stir it up.

He's like, Jacob's pissed about that. And he's like, Jacob, what do you pissed about? He's like, I'm not mad at that. He's gone mad with power. Lou, he knows. He gets cut off Jacob's microphone at any given time. DJ Bale. DJ Bale.

He got a holy. DJ Bale. DJ Bale. Junker, junker. Yo, your name should be DJ Bale when you DJ. assistant when you come out from the action of assisting and you Phoenix into an actual DJ Yeah, once you're done with your turn on arm did it's Bale Yeah, once you get a DJ University Did we should we should send it? We just then lose a scratch university dude. I would love that. I would fully fund it

We could fund it from the show easy. Is there a trailer for scratch university? Is there a good one up? Costing if there is my buddy should really look into it I was talking dude my body is 41 who just started DJ I swear to god the first thing he posted on Instagram was him at a baby shower He's like, yo at the office hashtag baby shower flow He's like, yo, at the office, hashtag, baby shower flow. They're in a circle opening gifts. The sandals in the back pump and triumph by Wu Tang. I'm like, what are you doing?

That's pretty awesome though. Yo, shout out that, Jill, for the onesies. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey the one the guy who DJed my sister's wedding and my mom's retirement party tried to kill himself the other day. He did, because yeah. If he doesn't get this, what? If you didn't get the songs out, you just gotta go crazy. I gotta be honest, and I hope he's not listening. He wasn't a very good DJ.

Don't do it. Dang it. By the way, I didn't know if he was a good DJ, but the agent of chaos, DJ Lew was like, this guy sucks. Why did he suck? Yeah, well, just the Why was why did he suck? Well, he's got zero well-lived

What else? You think you got to have a little? Well now that we know DJ Lou's such an Asian a chaos I think he went up behind him while he's DJing. He's like kill yourself. You suck. Yeah, the guys like You're mixed. You're mixed. You're mixed. You're for shit. It's called a fade Just stand and smoke a cigarette behind him you bang on him You see like an eyebrow's good thing. He turned that chick from fucking now kill yourself documentary Stab yourself stab your fucking self you pussy Stab yourself in the chest like fucking Elliott Smith you fucking pussy probably you're gonna get popular Die get fake me and Chelsea just had to deal with a security guard out there who is built like a black ass magazine fucking

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Black ass, I don't know. I don't think you're, I don't think you're subscription to black ass, just get him on out there. Why, I have some subscription. I put it in black lose name though Or they wouldn't send it to me This black guy's not I just in a picture. I just sent a digital picture of black. Louis holding the newspaper Yeah holding a newspaper is like yeah, no, this is his address did

He buns it where's Bunsen basketball bring up a video show these guys. What's up? We're playing turn your guns and watch a heavy set black women play basketball lingerie what it's great. Oh, it's a part of like the football. Yeah That's for that's for skinny In shape like porn star That's for coaxless. Oh shit basketball is for just a chick who lives next door Pokeslots. Oh shit. Barnman basketball is for just a chick who lives next door. Thick but don't scare.

Yeah. Damn dude, I bet that rebounding is off the charts. Oh, boxing out. Oh, bad dude. Just a whole. Good luck. Good luck scraping the boards against Camila. It's got fucking.

Yeah, here we go. Push it in the front row dude. You need to get fucking tossed. Oh, now where's the actual game? You gotta get this game. So the thing is, is you trade in your guns and then you get to watch thick women just fucking take it to the fucking rim Fuck yeah, but they's got Philly's I don't I think a girl that me and Ralph have had on STR show If you times does buns and basketball Damn yeah, yeah, get it. Do they do hot do they do?

There's one do they do hot dude hockey for women and call it Dixon sticks? Dude, how great is this? Oh my, who's Reff and Luke? That's great. Come on baby, hit that three boys. Uncle Luke's Reff. Ah, y'all, shaggot. It's a foul.

I was saying I'll be trying. That's a reshand. Don't stop. Did it, did it, let me see you. Hit that left end, lay up. You made a foul, you made a foul. You made a foul, you made a foul. You just sat that left-hand layout you made a foul you made a foul you Right now damn dude it really is just women walking around with no bottom half song you wouldn't go Turned in my fucking nine I turn to my nine to watch a bunch of big butts around I got a clock

I can spare to take us some fat black ass I got a 45 that missed fires I can drop it off. It's like fat black ass mag is even real life Jesus Christ What are they doing right now? They're doing lines They're doing all of lines It's just suicides doing suicide Yeah, I got to warm up dude the stretch is gotta be buns and basketball.

A couple of these girls are blue chip players. Yeah, four stars. She went to see what you say, Joseph's love People know if you to get that one girl with the buns. Yeah, yeah, we have to give her a data Bag of cash. What's funny is instead of like Instead of academies that feed basketball. It's all just local cell phone stores That feed basketball. It's all just local cell phone stores Yeah, really who's manning for rise We recruited her out of a baron Christine no one said to take buns and basketball off the Is the buns and basketball rules yet their blu-chip player that they get paid it

I want to see how is when they're done the game I feel like here's a thing. None of them have, I think, even a little bit of game. You think one of them will come in, no one has it. I can't see anyone having a claw so bad. That would be great. Just watching one of them, just a girl with handles, but I'm like, I'm like, I did.

I think someone's like, yeah, you fucking sick. Dude, they need to have the white, billy, whole. Just said, a girl come in with glasses and then a big fat ass a big white girl and she's like, I guess I'll play Fat ass white girls aren't athletic unless me outside shot softball. Oh for sure Do you know if I want a big black? Black chick sometimes a athletic a shit sure happens Big black, a big black chick sometimes a athletic a shit sure happens Bonds and basketball dude. There's no white girls and buns and basketball break the barrier

Hashtag break the barrier. Let's see was it there was one white girl We need our coach. We need our Jackie Robinson of white girls and buns and basketball. Who's gonna be the first one? Alexis Texas breaking the Texas breaking the color Screen sharing is stopped they closed it down because of all the big bugs. Yeah, we're trying to watch Bons of love. I love how you say the whole Bons of basketball It's like that. They know that man. Bons of basketball. I'm not going for B&B right now It's Bons of basketball. Do you do do turning in a gun to see that is fucking hole? If you're dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, My favorite team is the Worcester ass dense. I was just saying that I was trying to come over the the cheeks of the North the Cherry Hill cheeks The Cape May stretch marks. I do I'm gonna we're going against the Delco dunks. Oh Dunkin dunks damn

They all look like they're wearing mid 80s wrestling gear. I like it, dude. Look at those butts. Bots are out. I'm in basketball. Rules. Oh, every dude has sunglasses on. I can't believe it. I've stared at this video now for minutes and I gotta say no fur peeking off the side. These girls prep for the game. Echo's butt is crazy. I know. Tossin' it in. Holy shit. Yeah, dude. Oh, that's so fun. Man, this should be the NBA It should look at the guy with the rolled up at a

Yeah, nice day good Duffin They don't even play defense. They just like Out I think there's no out of bounds No, they do they got they got thrown in because that's how they twerk. Yeah, I'm a true That's the only defense is just sucking their teeth It's all about who's got the best shot Yeah, I told you it's all about who's willing to put in the most twerk. Yeah, who's who's twerking harder than the other

Are you twerking harder hardly twerking out there? Oh, she just man Hardly twerking out there Oh, she just man Damn gun Gun that was like when Kevin Durant hit fucking six threes at rougher and his buns were out there to go They go how much on Okay Don't worry about you guys guys. I don't mean to complain but diamonds a bit of a black hole out there

I mean pass the ball around they're keying in on you I just want to take it away just seriously You guys guys I don't mean to complain but diamonds a bit of a black hole out there. I mean pass the ball around they're keying in on you You just rub off your defender On the free for a lot of C. James Harden do that. Yeah, he's girls all have Kyle Lowry asses Kyle Lowry could playing Bunsen basketball asses how are we going to play in Bunsen basketball? Yeah, damn. Dave, she threw it.

Oh! She threw it in like a full court shot. Why drive the wish? I want to see one of these chicks, like, Darryl Dawkins at back. Oh, dude. I'm flying out. Start flying out.

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It's all on Atlanta George. Oh, it's only Atlanta It's all this Damn. Oh, there you go Jesus vicious. There's got to be some hard toots in that game too when they come down with the boards It's like did you pull off The locker room after that pulling that out of your butt after running full court. Oh my god Yeah, yeah DJ Lou we want you just fucking doing old porkeys moving like hide in the laundry basket Dude just get all that just get all that middle room

Remember a mean Joe greens a fucking thong door girl Hey, silk good game. Hey, you go kid But as big as you By the way, that was a nice shot By the way, she had the snap on that shot. I am girl What if you were like a definitely a girl or two in this thing to take it mega basketball serious I'm sure yeah, and every time there's like and someone just goes torque break and they also doing the girls like Guys, I'm gonna momentum. Yeah, I got a double double and I'm gonna get a triple

But it's a basketball. I don't want you to say about it. They're camping up the screen. Can we hear it? It's diamond. Oh, it's number 15. Team Gards. And this is a, who knows what kind of things we have. But you can catch me. And then under how these are buzzing ass, or Anna Bands, a Jane Haryne's, 22nd. And it's on your left. So click them in my bag.

Yeah, take it to the road show. Can't just make this all in Atlanta. Yeah, look. Yeah, up here we go. Now we're talking access to those. Oh, yeah. So she's definitely, okay, I'm looking at that ass and I'm thinking shooting guard. Look at this one.

Wow, how you doing? How you doing? I'm just starting power forward, monster. So, these features I'm going to go, yeah, my name's Lexus Porsalint, Veeck, University of Miami. From Obliq Charms School. My name is Tasty with 15 E's from V. Flavor of Love on VH1.

That's the universe. That's the universe. The flavor of love. I'm Boom Boom Tussies. You made of love. I'm boom boom to see you. You made me from Rockalov season two, the tour bus one. I am from season three of Lovin hip hop. This is, did you remember on Rockalov? They would just throw like a black woman

on the show once in a while. Like any black woman's gonna have interest in a now Brett Michaels. They got a diversified man. It was so but now Brett Michaels pulling. Well, they brought that one girl who's been on multiple she goes on a bunch of different game shows She does porn also But porn like she's crazy something's wrong with her. She was on shipmates years ago shipmates ruled

I've noticed her on like three or four different reality shows The only time she always makes a problem or but she's like is and she does porn where like she looks like She was like yeah, I'll do it like what and it's like I'll lay there the guys gonna but she's like, and she does porn where like, she looks like, she was like, yeah, I'll do it. Like, what? And it's like, I'll lay there. The guy's going to fuck you. He's like, okay, so my legs are open. Put it there. She's like, she's crazy. All business. I had her fucking head. I can't. But she was gonna love once. He said the first day. He said her way the first day. And it was so fucking like, she's like, mm, okay. Okay. Like, it keeps you like firing or eyes and shit.

Nutty. Anyway, to live the life where you chase that shit where you're like big news. Just got cast on Rockalov. Just got shitmates. Yeah. They got shitmates again. They're having me back to shitmates. Just picked up a lemonade season three.

Yeah. Turns out old Roger Lodge was calling her around. It put me on a blind date with a guy that just got out of jail. One of the funniest things I've ever seen is when Rocco is comic from Philly. Mm-hmm. Rocco Stowe. He's in LA now, but he was, uh, he did end up on an episode of blind date. Great. So did Al Jackson. Yeah. Well, Rocco's, when I was blind, with a smoking hot chick. And then, uh, then when she they went to like a hustler store And like she tried on lingerie form whatever while she was in there trying on lingerie

He just started hitting on the lady classic I have to think which was already fucking hilarious, but when they go to dinner He was asking her about like hooking up on the first stage like no, she goes I bet you do a lot. He goes nah disgusting He was asking her about like, hookin' up on the first stage, like, no, she goes, I bet you do a lot. And he goes, nah, he's disgusting. He's one of the funniest things around the play. He goes, no, he's disgusting. Don't say that. She caught him hitting off. He was so funny.

But like, I mean, those shows obviously were all like faked anyway. To be Josh, another comedian named Josh. Fuck, when Josh Wade used to do a bunch of those shows. And he said like the girl wanted him off immediately it was an eliminate thing she wanted him off immediately she hated him so much because he was just being funny the whole time but she said the producers could go up and they go now you gotta pick him and move him through we have to go see

one of those you look at their bedroom for a little while. What? Why remember that one? That was on MTV room Raiders? Yes. A room? Why? Why remember that one? Is that what's on MTV? With that room Raiders? Yes. A room Raiders. I remember that.

Oh, it limitedate, they kept them saying that in room Raiders, what it was, he had the girl come in and everything and he just had big cardboard cuts of himself. That's fine. Like, every word is pretty fucking funny. And she's like, this guy's like an egomaniac. Oh my God, a limit date. They just put you on a bus and they're like,

hey, she ripped through that last guy, you're up. And you're like, getting off the bus. Here we go. I hope she's not too big of a cunt. Well, I don't watch the bachelor on any of those shows at all, but I hear Howard Stern talk about him all the time. I just don't fucking get this. He says there's drama in it,

but I don't hear like there's any drama. It's like, they make fun of it on SNL, and they do a good job making fun of everyone's just down. They go, my background is really like difficult, but like you see like someone I can love. Like it's too intense. I get like rock a love like, Hey, which one of these D level porn stars you want to pop your dick in for a month after the show? Like that's really the whole thing.

I go watch are you prepared in three weeks to marry this man? Yeah. I'll always, I'll always be down to watch like former celebrity trying to find love. Here's a real desperate. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Wormy people. Yeah, I want to know, I want to be called your name of love. Whatever the person is. Chuck D of love. Menendez of love. Yeah. Yes.

Kyle Menendez is behind bars, but his heart is it. Who just got out? I think there was shot at Reagan. Oh, they got shot at Reagan. Oh, Hinkley. Hinkley, he's out. Hinkley's out. He's a YouTube channel where he plays guitar.

He's like, I'll make you a song. I was like, Hanks, you're getting a call. Damn dude, you're getting a call. He's like, two in the Hanks, one in the stands. All right. Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? So you're signing up for my cameo.

A message from a guy almost took out Ronald Reagan. Doesn't a guy who killed John Lennon, like almost gonna chance to get that once in a while? Oh, David Chapman, he tried for parole a couple of times, and they're still not gonna let him out. He's like, what? It's crazy, the one that- Can you imagine what I feel out there?

Oh, I can kill so many many people I probably get that Bieber kid That'd be some players you kill you hear he killed kings of Leon He's like I'm coming for you Paul you wringo your pussy Ringo's like please I've been waiting Please bring me sweet mercy bring me peace and love and a gun I'll meet you out front Please pull we've got a vintage Jonathan. Yeah, I do that. He's out It's time to put the gang back together. We've got to do do wringo and Paul do dead president face. Oh

That'd be sick. I go after Chapman. Yeah remember with George face we celebrate yeah You hide with two blocks inside that dumpster I've watched that movie once it's bloody bloody brilliant I'm gonna tell you right now I'm gonna put you in an octopus's garden yeah under the sea just play I play some algrain or rather play yeah I think people who do like famous murders should get out yeah yeah yeah see why not think we yeah he's playing guitar. He's jamming. I think they should bring up Hinkley's page. Yeah, he's sick. What happened to the guy who shut Flint? Larry Flint put him in a wheelchair. They never caught that guy. Really?

They never caught Larry Flint's shooter. Really? Yeah, they never caught him. Interesting. It's still unsolved this day. Dude, let's get on. They can't do this. That's number one. You know, we need to do that too, Pock, then. You know, Johnny Depp quietly made a movie. Yeah Yeah, who I never That's a great trailer that movie city lies is one of the best trailers and I watched the movie the reason

I movie at the latest because it was right around there accusing him of pooping in the bed and He accused her of crap and yeah, she crap the bed and he got fucking wait She crap the bed out of vengeance her vindictiveness. He said she's trying to solve Biggie's murder. Yeah, but they yeah We have our first clue Pile a shit on a pillow The clue Is it really good didn't farce what do they solve anything? I mean they basically like we know who did it It's the LA if you need to like what I don't at first. I part of this

Dude you kill everybody this trailer. Yeah, I mean not the trailer's good But I read about it in the article that I put out they put on an article about how like Johnny Depp is broke And they're like his movies just don't pull as much money as they used to. But have you seen the new salvage commercial? It's crazy. I'm wearing it today. No, you see the new new one,

where he goes out to the desert with a wolf and then plays wild thing for wolves. What? I think I have seen that. Wait, are you talking about the one? Because I saw the old one where he buries a lot. Very some jewelry. And then, and then,

and then, and then, and then, and then, and buries very some jewelry and then and then savage cologne gross Which is a standard recipe sick. I'm wearing a savage today, dude. Damn. I rock it But it's this not inspired me to go play Guitar chords songs out in the woods for wool Can this guy if you're gonna keep showing me Johnny dip yourself holding a fucking guitar? Can you shred on it once dude? He's just taking a a fucking... Why don't you just play smoke on the water while you're at it? I don't think he does not apply to it. I don't think he does either.

But look, he naps when the commercial starts and we'll tweet it out at the Bonfire SXM. He just naps on the sandflats. Wait, check out. He wakes up and he goes, oh, time to do that. Sorry, guys, I'm doing a private tonight for some wolves. I wish they rip him apart. Yeah. One of them takes his ankle.

Oh, oh. Turns another gray dude. Yeah, I bring that jet-bubble. I wish they rip him apart One of them takes his ankle Turns into the gray I said a bunch of small cocktail bottles in between his fingers. Yeah, he already does with those fucking lame rings pretty cool I made these rings out of airplane booze damn I bet you that stinks like that. I don't have the elixir Yeah, I'm gonna be anywhere he wakes up. It wasn't over yet. No, but just let's get it run through I just woke up. Is that good? I'm just laying on my tum tum with my pet wolf Time the wah wah bar If fucking Charlie she walked out right now, I'd lose my shit

Fucking Charlie she walked out right now. I'd lose my shit Yes In the night Ricky Vaughan 99 Give me the rig and the heat You make my I love this perfume shit God damn it. I'm not by a bar for him for man If I wanted perfume I'd ask a lady shut up door Put the perfume on door Throw the heater Ricky

That's turning into the time of this nickel and time shit give me the good perfume Next time next time you miss a spray, you owe me 10 push ups. What a feel though. I got a concept. Put me in front of a wall of varsals in the middle of the black. Hey, Amber, it's Johnny, an idea for the new commercial. What if I play wolves into my fans? Well, I'm going to have to do another one of these commercials to pay for the Duke Remake

of my pillow. It's insane. Dry cleaning on poop is incredible. They're full of the thread cover. I'm gonna do something. Yeah, why don't you get woven all the time to thread. All right, Lindsay, why don't you get new sheets? I'm sorry, I didn't get cheap cotton.

Those were a gift from Hunter S. Tom's. Yeah, I'm not having them throw away. Keith Richards gave these to me. I'm not having them throw away. Keith Richards gave these to me. I'm not having them throw away. Keith Richards gave these to me. I'm not having them throw away. Keith Richards gave these to me. I'm not having them throw't cheat cotton. Those were a gift from Hunter S. Tom's.

Yeah, I'm not having them throw away. Keith Richards gave these to me. And there was no poop on them. Actually, I know this was you. There was Marlon Brando gave it to me as a wrap gift. And there was poop on it. I've watched these things 15 times. I know. That comes out.

It just seems to lock it in there. Do you ever heard just calling one of her friends and gone I put on the bed I know yeah yeah you did one she goes show it I fucking did it I don't fucking do it just two little logs but like enough to let them to send a message by the way I was yelling at him while I was doing it I went went, hey, I went, hey, here's your chocolate factory, Charlie. I play really wrong. She goes, you haven't been hot. You haven't been hot. I said, move your nicketyle.

I'm, uh, hard to do. Why are you shit? You know, yeah, well guess what? Yeah, it was a flop. Yeah, you're not gay. Then why is your jewelry box bigger than mine? Bleh! Why don't you call it? Why don't you suck off that weirdo timber?

It's fun. She goes, oh, I'm out. All right. Oh look at that. She takes one dab. Clean brakes. Oh, hey. Look at that.

Oh, it's rabbit poop oh rabbit she shit Johnny that shit oh she shit she shit she shit that's what I'm saying she's talking shit to a while she's shitting did she beat him up and she's gonna shit out of here by the end of the week yeah she dog walk them yeah Johnny your's on the sheets. Sorry. Hey, Johnny, the review's her and of your latest movie.

Oh, wait, hold on. Roger D. We're from the grave is letting me know about Sidio I. There it is. She walks, she walks by, but she goes, she goes, hey, I left a copy that last pirate to the Caribbean on your, on your Jack Sparrow. I left a black pearl on the Egyptian pot and get it. Get it. Fuck you.

Oh, you know, he tried to take two things. Like, he tried to move it with like a pencil into like a plastic shovel. Without, see, and he goes, oh, it's a trailing one. Oh, man, I tried it. I didn't have anything, and I used my Batman returns He tried to like do it like gum like he just held ice to it. It's hoping got hard I had my cleaver everyone knows I love my university of Kentucky wild cats Johnny you's Johnny you're just knocking it all over the sheet because well I'm not gonna grab it

There was a black and white commercial first new glove. I'm trying to take a shit off the Because sometimes your bedroom smells like a lady's inside There's a bunch of wolves looking at him like this like why? Can you believe he's talking to wolves can you guys believe this? Danubles and you would never do this Even this is a king says that's a strong move though in your last names heard. Yeah, yeah She goes yeah, she started a podcast called you heard. Yeah, you're tired. Yeah, hey you fake vampire I just shit in your sheets. Yeah, I'll send for my stuff. I'm going to my sisters

Yeah, why do you have river Phoenix boy hair? Hey, says her hands. I just like to Duke on the bed. I'll be a genie's Hey, Errol Flynn fucking mustache. Yeah, that would be sick if she clogged She's like you saw that says our hands. I got to cut something out now Hey mustache wax Because Amber please I'm making pitches for my colonad so there's me And there's 15 spider monkeys all on drums I come in and jam out a lot of marshals. Yeah Johnny no one cares that you play music. Yeah, you sure?

Yeah, Johnny no one cares that you play music. Yeah, you sure? I could play the beginning of Iron Man I could play each other for things that everyone's like I can do this If you could only do the fucking a baseline from signfield, he's like hold on I can Yeah, I see this pretty funny He's like that is a good That's a slap. I mean, it's like a lane and Jerry made for each other. You've never seen this guy shred on guitar ever. Bring up Johnny Depp shreds on your own.

There was any in a band though? Sapperel. Yeah, it's like one of those things where they cover up. It's basically like sign felt with his acting. They bring in a bunch of people around him to cover up. In fact, I don't even know how much it is that as much as Johnny Depp is just held on to this fucking thing. He wanted to be a musician. He's like Corey Feldman. He was he was a musician before he was a technically an actor, but he's a much better looking person than he is a musicianized soon. So he got 21 Jump Street. Then he became

were like hugely famous from 21 Jump Street and then was a dick to 21 Jump Street and like jumped off that and just got. But then when he got famous like really famous from 2021 Jump Street and then was a Dick to 21 Jump Street and like jumped off that and just got, but then when he got famous, like really famous, then he was like, oh, now you guys should really appreciate my shitty music. Oh me, I'm gonna dress like a pilgrim and fucking play cover songs. Dude, yeah, he is dressed like a hippie ghost.

You wanna hear my own spin on the Grange? This is pretty fun. This is like a ZZ Top got all the playing awesomely. Okay, let's And you want to go and you can fuck and they want you all poor house coupe rest it take this seriously Out he's got house Cooper's house What are they kids birthday party? What is that? Look at it.

That is powerful. That is so funny. Hey, you shut the fuck up dude. Shut up! Get out of my house. You see Alice come down and unplug it. Like that's it! I fucking-

Oh, it's ghostly sliding in those roads. Hey, what time is it guys? Jesus Christ! I'm wrapping up guys. Hey guys, I'm mountain climbing tomorrow. He's like, hey Johnny, I said you can stay here for a few nights until you get to shickly down to your sheets, but I got a sleep, man. Some point, I got a sleep.

Julie has got a dentist appointment tomorrow Listen he's doing a Basilian time is better than I could dream of doing but I don't think he's playing an awesome solo He's just sliding down Look how mad he's getting yeah, he's always feeling the blues. Yeah, every time oh he's a real note bender I know what you mean. He gets like, yeah, like it hurts a little bit. Yeah. He's rolling in the brown. Dana Carvey used to have a lot of that. On that old critics choice thing where they do the surprise. A little bit. Oh, yeah.

The broccoli. Yeah. Buckley. That's the start of the broccoli. I guess that's just kind of my take on it. All right. that wasn't This is kind of how Johnny Dupness such after a solo energy It's pretty silly Anyway, it's pretty silly, but that's you know what time I'll plug in Not even on yeah, they go we played a tape any plan along with somebody's like my mom needs her hat back She's headed out Johnny. Yeah, sorry. He's like all right Donnie. You ready for this one? This does remind me a lot the energy we've never put I know I came here from adventuring. Did you guys know that there's an old emulator buried 600 feet

there? That's right. I'm also an agent of uncharted. What if I told you that I saw the face of the creator down in a volcano? No, I'm sure. Hang on, Sully just called me says we have to find the Ark of the Covenant. Oh that's pretty cool. I just got a call from Scott Bale. Not, not. What's up, Quiz? What's the other one to hold this kid down and fart in his face? Um, have we made the comparison?

The Johnny Depp and Corey Feldman are very similar and the fact that they're wonderful actors and then they make everyone take their music seriously. But Johnny Depp's just such a good actor that everyone does it for. No, you're, they do, but they also let him lay back lay back and here's the thing what he's doing with this guitar right now is far more talented than Corey Film and is it anything was Corey Feldman doesn't have like a rock band right? Yeah, he was like German techno or something. It's like bus and basketball for teen runaways. Yes

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