The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - C-Walking (feat. Chris Faga)

Episode Date: February 2, 2023

Jay reviews the Pam Anderson documentary and Chris From Brooklyn learns about shame porn.

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And now, the Bonfire with big j okerson dancoder you watch the pae m Anderson document i did i got to tell you something watch the full thing christine fell asleep pretty quick did you watch it lose you did you know did you watch it on me with your head no you're ahead of your hands now i hope christine by the way watching the best years of pae m Anderson one where my girlfriend snoring in my armpit You're gonna you're gonna pitch up. Yeah, she was giving me a pitch up. She's giving you a blast to me She was finger-blasting me and um and we had like it. She's eating my pit out. Did you watch the full? What is it?

Full thing two hours. Okay. Now I'll tell you this Fell back in love with her all over again. Oh, I really did. And I don't even think lost your main. I don't think she's asleep. I don't think she looks bad anymore either. You had Louis race that episode. No, you go, I'm gonna need you to hold that. No, I said it because here's the thing. It took it's a two-hour documentary very long. I was able to settle into her age and how long it's been. Yeah. This isn't her fault at all. And for her age, she's holding it to fuck together. Sure, she's got one yellow tooth in the front. So do I.

Who does it? Who fucking doesn't? If you like sweets, you got one. Sure, her tits are all crazy, and she walks around and see through stuff in front of her mother and children, but it doesn't. That's not what it's about. That's so cool. She's are you gonna get it was animal rights now? No, but she was Warring when she was young what was the part about what was the part about JFK junior that he like did he call her and be like I? I want to suck on your tits Look at those big fat tits does run through the boyfriends There's a couple that I fucking forgot one bay. Oh, of Bayo of course she even she even does who is the first person Christyings?

Are you were awake for this part? But she was going through old journals. Most of it's her journals Yeah through all these years today. I went on a day with the ultimate warrior. Oh no, I know what it was I know it was she laid a couple of goodies on one She was I think if I want my my one if I was gonna be with one person right now, I really would want it to be Mario. Who's talking about his Mario van Peoples? Did not even know they were a thing ever. What? Mario van Peoples, and then she goes,

What's he hot off a posse? About to leave Mario's house, go take a shower, and head over to see Scott, because she was still fucking Scott Bayo at the time. And she's like, oh, leave it to a documentary 30 some years later to show everyone a horror you were. And I was like, damn, dude, go get it, Pam Anderson. I don't know how with the way she looked at this time they're talking about. That any of these guys were able to walk away from her.

She must have, there's something in her personality these people don't like. I tell you what I think it is. Nighthairs? No, I think it's good guess. I think she's not as wild as you might think sexually really. I think she likes being sexy, but I bet these guys are like, you know, I'm about to get a girl who's gonna like suck my asshole

on the balcony while another girl like goes down on her. And I think she's like, you know what I always want to like that. It always reminds me of in UFC when there's one guy who's jacked and like ripped and looks so cool. Yeah. And then there's just a shrub that just beats the piss out of him, because he's just good at fighting. And you know, it just has technique.

Like Daniel Cormier fucked up a lot of guys that looked cool and Cormier looked like a plumber. Yeah. Just coming in and just shit at people. It looks like my grandma is a little cleaning guy. Gave. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And then you fucking, I think that's what happens with Pam Anderson is she looks so sexy, but really you just want,

that's what Tiger Woods was having Applebee's waitresses because he knew where the mines were. He knew where the, why the hell were the slut mines were. He was going in and he's like, you wanna say something you've never seen before. I can't believe I don't have more stories about my grandmother's cleaning guide day

New character. He came over like Daniel Corvian. He came over once every week or two. Yeah She would always drive him home to a terrible neighborhood and he was just an old like black dude You know, I mean the wonky eye. Yeah, bunch of missing teeth, but some of a bitch. He was the baby came over She my grandmother saw no issues with anything, but I was very young, just left me alone with Dave Plenty. Damn, that is awesome. That's a baby ruled. Yeah, that's a baby swimming in the ocean though.

I'm not saying you're gonna get bit by a shark, but you could get bit by a shark. But Dave's great, you're just floating out there and they're like, he's like, Jane, you're like, mushing your little kid tits together. And you're like, Dave? No, I wish we had more stories of like, Dave would take me, you know, when my dad

was going on my grandfather's past the way, I was like, Dave took me fishing and told me old black man, like, knowledge or something. Teaching how to dance in the backyard. Yeah, you don't play cause with a bunch of strangers. He goes, nah. This right here is Mr. John Lee Hooker. He's got some stories. Yeah, listen to him. Me and cars with a bunch of strangers Me and David he talk like that he talked like that Chicago man Jason you better get your head up move side to side someone is still you play football young man

He had a baby awesome. Yeah, that voice of like fat tongue and missing teeth. I love that voice like like That's what you're your grandma. I'm always treating good Like like let me take that's with me your grandma. Oh, it's pretty good. Yeah You're a scrumptious little asshole And I have had to stop myself several times. I wish I had cool stories like he reluctantly taught me guitar Oh, he didn't want to but I kept bothering him Dave come on Do you know Jane and yeses I picked up one of them things and then do the thing what a fun thing to find out about your friend Where I go do you know Jay knows muddy water? I'm tired catalog on guitar

The main room I mean he does manage boy, but then he goes into like the Florida boy. He's just got a bunch of his see Jay Dude down the crossroads on the talent show. I went down to the chrome room I went down to the crowd room He's got the blues in his heart. I went down to the crowd like a tar and then but they were in public and like old black eyes are recognizing you They go hey no way that's them. It's them. Oh, that's Philadelphia He used to go play now in my old brother Dave played bass with him. Oh, it's Taniyoke. Yeah, he's a Taniyoke's But just also Christine catching you living your old life in the room just playing the guitar and Christine's like Jam home and y'all up and down

Where did you jay when you start getting that flat brim cowboy hat you wearing pardon? Yeah, what's that? Sorry? I was just Noodle around the old thing. Oh, you're just super sweaty Do the fucking slide guitar on smoking Being sleeping early got a snorke in my pits Dude, I would have killed for an old black dude to swoop in and raise me once Gary fucking fled Dave you missed a real opportunity. I. Died just rise up me and Blacklear when the same exact shirt. Oh my God, you're a kiss. Why am I not kissing you?

I win, damn, due to growl through me. You're just having a secret life as a hallucinology because you're fucking grandma's cleaning guy. Stepping you the right moment. You know, man, oh black Dave. I go dude, by the way, do not get into it with Jay about buddy guy. I The way do not get into it with J about buddy guy He'll fucking fight The guys got dates and facts me he's carrying the receipt Do not know about Delta blues. This guy knows about Chicago blues. This guy is fucking me. This is a bit warm Fuckin me is this the big woman don't take my heart

You all miss the zip-worm I was at I was at Skankfest And went backstage and I heard Jay sing and it really made me feel something He was just like ticking around with it, but I've never lost it just that song would hate you he goes Okay, see that guitar real quick You Sweat Skank Blue I did I would love it so much pussy the little time if you have children just force them to learn an instrument really do it Please black glue with I mean just really force him to learn the piano Something where Hendrix can why his name's Hendrix how about drums sure?

Absolutely, but you definitely I think reading music actually reading the music and to be able to sit down and play the piano Yeah, if I could have if I Float through one thing I wish for myself. I would have stuck with was any kind of instrument and the one thing I wish I would have Done for Isabella of all the things I didn't teach her riding a bike driving a car. Yeah, I wish punching a man punching a man But God damn it a she funny. Yeah, she is Isabella Isabella has a joke that I have used several times where I'm like, and I quote Isabella every time where she goes, dude, the name for Jay's friends, sometimes that he hangs around with his puppies, is one of the funniest things. His dad's puppies, and you're like,

Kurt could write that, you know what I mean? It's like one of those things, like, god damn dude. Isabella, I like, she's the only child of one of my friends that I get like, like, try to turn it on and be like, so anyway. Yeah, we're at the corn concert and she was hilarious. Cause her and Katie were watching that lady in front of me. Yeah, live streaming to no one, no viewers. Isabella goes, so she's not even live streaming to anybody.

No one, we didn't even notice that. We just saw her live streaming and Katie and I were like joking about her, like how she would close out the live stream. You just the fact that she is live streaming with the audience. I then Isabella just leans in and goes and it's to know Man Dave blue an opportunity I mean he should always do that step in and fucking you know you know, you can't arrange them skill couple interesting Don't less them That's also a couple other interesting things from the Pami documentary called Pami again. Yeah

One she said this is she says everything so matter of fact. That's why I believe her. She's not even like Can you fucking believe this for like the right reason? She's always like I said no because what Sylvester Stallone asked her to be his number one girl for a Porsche and was straight up cash maybe. And it was a cashed-y name later. Cash in the port and she goes to be my number one. She goes, wait if I'm number one that means it's a number two and he goes, hey sweetheart, this is Hollywood's the best deal you're going to get. And she was like, no thank you, I'm okay. But her problem was that there was gonna be other girls

It wasn't just like the idea of that at all. I think it's incredible that Stallone haggles for pussy He goes here's what I can offer you weekend in Poxyt Utah All right, and no oral She still a push and you know three She still she still misses Tommy Lee for sure. She definitely is still in the Tommy Lee, but. Damn, Tommy Lee must just make women fall. Wait, dude, he is so dumb. That's why I did feel but another thing I felt bad for them on. Really bad for them on the thing was,

I didn't even think about this because you know, they were very against the Hulu show, Pam and and Tommy because there's nothing to do with it. And like, why are you judging this story up and whatever. And she never watched it. I don't know if Tommy Lee watched it, but her son calls her and he's like, Hey, I watched the first they've released all first three episodes first night. And she's like, Yeah, and he's like, he's like, Yeah, I told Dylan not to watch it. And like her son seemed very together too. And I got told him not to watch it. And like her sons seem very together too.

And I got told him not to watch it because it's just going to make it mad because they give the guy a reason. And they were like, yeah, they make it like dad with shitty to him when he was doing construction here and doing it. And I was like, I didn't think about that when they gave it. They really did be like, well, he was addicted to this guy. So he took it. It's like, whatever the case is, you're still a guy safe. Like, yeah, that's a wild crop. You know, I mean, nothing they made him like a good guy, so he took it and it's like, whatever the case is, you're still a guy's safe. Like, that's a wild crop.

You know what I mean? Nothing made him a good guy, but they did give like, well, he was pissed for a reason. He goes, no, maybe he was just a piece of shit with a tie, you know what I mean? Cause they, in the show, Tommy Lee pulls a shot going on him and stuff. And it's like, I think I would have heard about that more.

You know what I mean? Yeah, and also the guy is a nobody's, and they're so famous that he's kind of like, look what I did. I stole this little piece of fame from them. I did this crazy thing and everyone's like, yeah, but it's really fucked up that you just, from their perspective, they're like, you just came into our house and fucking took all our most sensitive items in a safe. But have you put shit in a safe at your house? You're fucking, that should be good. That shit's fucking, you're like, well, that's safe.

It's like a safety at the cone. He had like, dragon out with a truck. Didn't you do it? Yeah, he put it in a truck and dragon out. Was that Seth Rogan's character? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was the guy. Then you guys see one of your favorite actors play the guy that fucked you over.

You ever had someone fuck you over than someone? You know what I mean? Oh, Jesus, that's gonna be awful. Yeah, yeah. I like Seth Rogan. I don't want to do this. Yeah, the fat guy from Coborki was was Richard Jewel the Atlanta bombing Yeah, Richard Jewel's like oh man Yeah, when you're getting cast I always think about that. Well like there's it's really cool most of the time It's action movies where there's like a true story about an FBI agent and then at the end They show the picture of the real guy and he's a shrub We all know the worst ever is the end of blow. Yeah, that lay over the screen. It's just like set it before it's jaw

It'll make you whoa one of the biggest laughs one of the biggest laughs in a movie theater that I heard was that guy going Well throw mama from the train. Yeah, so great Mama from the train. Yeah, that's so great. It's got Bobby to see all that. I think that was good. I mean, she's doing the real, the real people versus the actors. It's my favorite past time. Yeah, yeah.

All fugly, the real people. Yeah, that's what I mean though. But in this context, I mean like someone does a fucked up thing to you and then they put a guy you like on your enemy, you know, as your enemy. Like Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson hate this fucking guy. And they probably thought Seth Roga was funny and whatever. Oh, they probably love super bad or knocked up, you know, and they're like, I love Seth Roga.

Like how this dick. Yeah. Here's what it is. There are two sort of dumb people who got like fucked over. Yeah. Tommy Lee and Harry. They're dumb hots. And of course we wanted to watch them slam into each other because dumb. Hot slam into each other the best. But I do think that's a

lot of the thing in her prop to her thing. You know, sex. She's a sex symbol, but I feel like the sex is what she just she talked about doing the roast to make money for PETA like to give it all to PETA. She was like anyway, and they showed Jimmy Kimmel's first joke like thank you for allowing us to fuck you for the second time on film. And she was kinda like, okay. And she really, by the way, I'm all for the roast jokes. She said she did it though, and not even mad at her. She goes, and that's like not my kind of,

she was very like vulgar and all mean. She was not my kind of humor at all. So I'm like, I also she wouldn't dig what I do anyway. So it's not even that other than the thing that it's like she seems like a walk in Pam Anderson with her. She's so bad. You're like, you're leaving. Okay, she's just getting up and going. And this is current. This is current, not Pam Anderson that I was melted over when I was younger, but she said something that turned me around on her whole, because she keeps pointing out like

she's been married five or six times, and within that documentary, another one fell apart. During while they're making it? Yeah, not like, you don't see it happen, it's just like they filed for divorce. The guy walks by the camera, he goes dead fish. I'm just saying him out.

But they say that her sons don't give her shit, and she was like, cause she would always think like, I'm an idiot, I'm a stupidity for keep getting married. And she was like, then I think like, you know what? Like I love falling in love and kind of like whatever. Like, it's not my thing, you know, it's like you think I'd be settled by now or something,

but like, you know, maybe not. It's like, well, I'm open to like, meeting people and maybe I'll be alone for a while. And I'm just like, yeah, fuck it. Shout out, Pam. Go the Trish route. She really raised kids. I mean, she almost fell out of the public eye after like VIP

What did she ever do other than like loved VIP but other than like bit parts and movies and stuff Where yeah, and she was even saying like staff with Brian Scolarra. She was by that point They were just bringing me in to be like the tits of something or that whatever so like yeah She was like so I just kind of like fell off and then do it and then at the at the end, you're rooting for it. She gets Chicago on Broadway. And it's like shows are getting ready for her son's all proud of her. And she like, hell yeah. Paymenters said for you.

That was really was like a, it did its job. I was like, fuck man, paymenters. And what a life dude. Yeah, wild. Having a good documentary about you. It's got to feel good. It for her to go get it, man. I mean, man, they just show all those.

Did it, when did it it did the fame turn on Instantly was it like she got seen in one thing she also wasn't a super hot Teenager, well she was in the labat blue commercial cuz she was sick and she was so hot She had this natural thing, but I mean through all of that she had some horrible hair cut I mean things where you'd saw and you'd go I really wouldn't think twice about this chick if she walked by but like under that whenever they scraped away Mm-hmm and did by the time she did playboy unreal She was just at a Argonauts game, right? Yeah, could you see also? It's like that's not the same face you even remember There, but it is it's just like surrounded by not what you knew she became

Canadian football gave us one of our biggest icons. Yeah, she said they, uh, she stood up and they wore and they brought her down to do a drawing in the middle. Then she got a phone call from Playboy. Can you imagine being that hot that they're like, hey, we got a call late at night. Like in the middle of the night, we're like, are you sleeping? I was at the, I got this girl gave me a bonus. So big, you got to see her.

The funny is watching how many times she had to face late night people. Yeah. And they were really like, again, you just feel like I understand their side. I'd be on their side. I'd be a person that's documentary going like, where I have to go like damn dude,

that sucks to hear her like side of that. Cause it was like going on Jay Leno and it was like, if you could be anyone in the world, like who would you be, anybody else in the world, he's like you, so I could torture, or like,. Cause it was like going on Jay Leno. And it was like, if you could be anyone in the world, like, who would you be, anybody else in the world? He was like you, so I could torture, or like, you know, some like you, so I could torture you in a conversation like this. And he's like, what do you mean, what do you mean,

what do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean, he's just, it was something you're laughing at. And it was like, destroyed my life. Sort of the end of our career, that sex tape, as far as acting seriously. Yeah. And it was like, it destroyed my life. And he's like, yeah, like, you're fucking like,

sort of a dick. And she just kind of smiled through it still the whole time, but you like give it to him then after you think Hey, you actually am so are you really pissed? I'm giving no shit by the way to Jay Leno I'm like cool this is what we do. Yeah, you know, I mean my god Can you imagine if Corey Feldman's son went up to us? I really did some damage at home. I'd be like tell you just fucking around. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Yeah, exactly damage at home, I'd be like, damn, you're just fucking around. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Yeah, exactly.

I got my comic zone. Don't make me face reality. Yeah, oh man. I just, I don't know. It's just like a fun thing to make fun of. It seemed crazy. I'm sorry, fucking. But she, you don't want to know how the tiger got to the zoo.

She just want to go see the tiger at the zoo. She did, though. She's not gonna know. You know how they got this tiger? And you're like, don't tell me. And these few people, the two people, few people got to earn like the right time. Obviously, like the young, like the Scott Bayos, but for like, he's gonna tell me. And these few people, the two people, few people got her in like the right time. Obviously, like the young, like the Scott Beos,

but for like, like, Tommy Lee. And a Brett Michaels probably for that little bit of time. And, and kid rock, and kid rock even. Like, with a hat, and that's why I think with the kid rock thing, I think she just wasn't wild like kid rock. I think that's why he was able to go, okay, yeah, we could split up. It wasn't like a, it was pretty, and then he goes, you know, who's real freaky deaky?

Cheryl Crow. Yeah, I bet we send each other pictures. I bet I bet paint, but also the weird thing was the changing of the times of what was like considered hop because when you look back, she is outside of her. When she got the huge fake titties, which I don't even love, she was so not curvy at all. But I made Christine laugh by a say at one point, it was just like they filmed everything in their house. at the huge fake titties, which I don't even love. She was so not curvy at all, but I made Christine laugh by, say at one point, it was just like, they filmed everything in their house, her and Tommy Lee, forget the fucking. Yeah, they're hot.

There's too much. So, hot's like record. At one point it was her, just like a t-shirt that was cut where it's just kind of covering her nibble on. And like a thong underwear or bikini shorts. And she just goes, she just out the window, looking and she goes, oh, Tommy looks, I'm just like jumping around bouncing

and I was like, that must have been great for Tommy Leap. By the way, the marriage fell apart because they had two kids. And then he was flipping out. He was like, that's what she screamed right. He goes, I want my fucking wife back because she became a mom right away. And he's like, yo, why are you not blowing me outside anymore?

You know, I mean, he wants like a long, a boop, my wiener in front of you. Yeah. And she was like, yeah, we're kind of parents now. And he's like, no, let's go out and let me finger you at the Viper. Yeah, there's fuck good night, moon. Let me do anal. That's why they fell apart. And he he admits that he was like, yeah, I just was number three. And I hated it. And he admits that he was like, yeah, I just was number three in the house and I hated it.

Is he in the documentary? No, but compilation of interviews he's given where he does say stuff. He was like, yeah, I was number three in the house and I was just flipping out about it. Like, you know, you have a job. Damn, boy, you have a job. You have a job.

Well, you're wife's on the poster of a Zillion teenagers rooms and like, you went at home, you're like, oh man, I get to fuck that whatever I want. And then all of a sudden, she's just like, actually, I have to go pump my breasts. Yeah, also like oh his Bob Bob is at right So I gotta go take care of it. Yeah, but I'm fucking yeah, yeah, yeah exactly He's like let me spread the world's most famous ass She's like you probably don't want to do that. I got a roi from sitting on the can also blues clues is on and five Miss that this house is gonna be in chaos that are roied from sitting on the can. Also, blues clues is on and five. We missed that.

This house is gonna be in chaos. Sun's both good looking boys. Yeah, dude. That's gotta be crazy. Cause like we were talking about that yesterday, where you just meet someone and they're like, so and so Lee, you know, like, oh, I'm Mark Lee and you're like, oh, Mark Lee and you never would think.

And then he's like, it's omelie. And you're like, oh, I'm Mark Lee. And you're like, oh, Mark Lee, and you never would think. And then he's like, it's Tommy Lee. And you're like, oh, and your mom's Pam Anderson. He's like, yeah, you're like, wow. Yeah. Wow, what a great idea. Aside from the fuck tape in their life, like they really, like the kids seem like pretty proud of her for all the stuff.

You know what I mean? Like they seem pretty well adjusted. I think she was a good man. One of them just knock out Tommy Lee. But they also have I think they didn't know fight or something. Yeah, yeah Wasn't that just like a year ago or Tommy Lee? Yeah a couple years ago now. Oh, I think it was when he was first dating that Josh hit a mind Six girls, he calls me on the bad phone. I'm like put them on the phone. I'll sing them down Hey, go ahead. Damn it. Don't you go punch in nobody?

The one who does funny stuff. Yeah, you have the silly girl. Silly girl. You know silly girl. Dylan Jagger Lee. Dylan Jagger Lee. More like Dylan Jagger. I mean, that's the name, Brandon's a good name. Dylan Jagger, you're like, oh man, you guys really?

They both seem like good dudes too. And then what they do have, it's cool because they filmed everything Also is and it shows them kind of enjoying it like seeing their parents by the time they were born and can remember anything Like the parents were like rocky relations, you know, probably getting back together breaking up He went to jail for six months damn for like domestic shit So like do you know I mean they know all that but they get to see those first couple years, do when they didn't have kids and stuff, they get to see all this shit of them just being in love, dude. Those two were like, idiot teenagers. Yeah, I mean, hot, two of the hottest.

With bottomless money in their minds, probably. Just do it, you know, go into arenas. He's just rocking arenas and then riding out. And she's just on like, on, it should barbed wire. She was like, big as shit, dude. A barbed wire, all, she was like, big as shit. A barbed wire flopped, that was a go all like, same time. Yeah, her de porn thing came out, so. She has an icon though, I feel like it went pan,

it went like Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian. It was as far as like, Cautillus, Joe, she married the guy, she married the guy, listen, she's not a bright girl, she married the guy who fucked, Paris Hilton in the video. Twice, twice she married him. She married the guy who fucked Paris Hilton in the video. Twice.

Twice she married him. Damn, that guy's just, that guy's good at sex. That's the one thing you can definitely take away from that. Well, the whole video is, the whole video is him getting his dick sucked. So he's like a Rob Cordray's line. Hey, I'm really good at getting hit. Yeah.

Yeah. She married him twice. Twice. Yeah. I said she's not a bright bulb, but you just root for it because she was just like pretty and grabbed that she I think she's like she has like not a lot of money. She's like in debt. Yeah, and stuff like she or she was in debt most of her thing. Yeah, they never like she doesn't get royalties and stuff on Baywatch right?

They're all shitty contracts. Oh, man. And then Hugh Heffner's estate has disappeared it's that documentary. We're in to rescuing dogs. She doesn't go, she just not turn on him ever. She stays loyal to Hugh Heffner even when he's a carcass now. She does not say, just even acknowledge any of the bad things some weird things going

there. She was like, I went there and the girl was like, everyone here's got fake tits. So she was like, okay, I'll get fake tits. But that's like nothing like fuck that place or the way they treated women. She was like, it was the most amazing opportunity. Yeah. She really talks about loving modeling.

She was like, I felt like I was a character. I was like this sexy character and she talks about like loving doing it. And it was kind of cool to hear that Perspective of it. It's a way that's like not filled with regret Yeah, doing something sexual will publicly Yeah, they're coming out and being like I did I shouldn't have done that like oh man She had fun being a fucking sex symbol also the explanation of like Everyone's like so what you're in a porn tape like why would you not make money from it?

Like you've done play everyone senior pussy already Which is like yeah, but like on my terms and whatever. This is like you're watching me and my husband fuck. Yeah. And I'm like, it is weird. It's like it is a very different thing for sure. Yeah. As opposed to a set.

Yeah, being a playboy. No, a Kardashian did playboy. And then she just gets the fucking socks knocked off nearby Ray Jay's huge thickie. Do you think Chris saw the opportunity with Pam Anderson's tape and was like, oh, look what that created. And they didn't capitalize and then Chris Cardiff.

Chris Cardiff. Oh, yeah. Chris Jenner. And she was like, wow, if you just cash in on the opportunity, then you can make billions of dollars. Do you think that was ever a thought in her head? Like seeing Pam Anderson not caching on it and being like,

Well, she's acknowledges that. She even says like, it's now like falls under the category of the videos that people, people even still say like, you guys made a lot of money up there. She's like, I'd never made a penny. She's like, I made a dime off of it.

I just signed the rights over because it was gonna be court forever. Yeah. For money, she didn't even want, she just wanted it never to be shown. Yeah. And I forget what the rights over because it was gonna be court forever. Yeah for money I just didn't even want she just wanted it never to be shown. Yeah, and I forget what the reason was else me just sold the rights Well because RayJays came out in the news and been like we shot a sex tape and then Chris Jenner made a shoot another sex tape Yeah, better angles with angles and then sold it to like a vivid distributor She's like I'm not really seeing like I'm not seeing my daughter's pink glove

really grabbing up on your shaft. So if you could slowly kind of raise her up when you're doing it. So you really see the labia, and I'm gonna use it in industry, turned labia minoris really grab it onto the peg. But when they're doing it, you guys have fun out there.

When they're eventually doing the Netflix Kardashian movie in 2031, and they're doing that moment where Chris Jenner's sitting there, you know, and Kim's like, Regis got our sex tape or whatever and they're like talking about Pam Anderson not cashing it on it and she's like, that's sex tape later around. Let me see that. And then distributes because that's what put Chris Kim Kardashian was on a bunch of e-shows before the sex tape, like Rich Kid Ranch. And shit like that. What Courtney was.

She was Paris Hilton's assistant. She was really like an artist. I knew one of them was on those like, she and Fringe Shows. Wasn't she also a closet organizer? A closet organizer. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was your...

But then she was always next to her at parties and shit. And then Courtney was doing that. And then that sex tape, I thought I was just like, she was always next to her at parties and shit. And then Courtney was doing that. And then that sex tape. I thought the sex tape came directly from Paris, where I thought Kim was like, well, look what this did for Paris. No, very, very possibly, but a person that she hates it too.

But Kim Kardashian's thing was interesting, yeah, because when the tape came out, I mean, I think the first few times it was presented to me, like, did you see this thing? It wasn't the Kim card act because that didn't almost mean anything. It was like, have you seen the Rage A fucking Paris Hilton's friend? Yeah, he had the more- Net Wilde.

He'd in the thing where he was like, oh, Moesha's brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Almost that, yeah, you're exactly. They would have a value as she got more famous. Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. It's age, just like a Babe Ruth rookie card. And now you're like, this thing created a,

when I, several billion dollars for the card actions. It's like creating like a venture capitalist and create now. That's crazy. That's crazy that. Tell you what else you created? A fucking batch from Pete Davidson. Yeah, bam, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah. She got, what is it? Yeah. Pete, I'm gonna, she got, what is it? Yeah. Pete, I'm gonna go on a come walk through the mall with the emergency to come walk. We have come on their face, and they walk through public places. No, I didn't know that was the whole porn genre.

That's crazy that I didn't know if you said that like it was cheers. Like it was like, you guys have watched come walk? I'm like, no, no. No, not come, have you ever seen come walks in porn? No, never. Come on, dude. What porn no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no home and see what else they do no, Lou does drive home porn Half-tierie regrets. It's just regrets dude. It's zero fucking all regret It's just a guy driving like this What's a come walk? I mean, I know what it is, but right there dude. She's doing the same walk

She got a batch on her face from this guy's penis of semen so funny if you're just at the cinnabon and you go does that lady have gizz on her face? The only thing better the only thing better than seeing someone yeah That is catching someone who's gonna come walk or someone you know. Yeah, he goes. Oh my god You just go we just bought this ancillatum's over here. You go. Do you have a mug? I? Oh god, I'm gonna go. I'll see you. I'll see you at the game. Hey Jen you got something Oh, it's on our eyelids Glasses, what did you walk through a fucking ghost? She did a Costco on a come walk Glasses what did you walk through a fucking ghost she did a Costco in a come walk

Clean up aisle three am I right dude? Wait, so he fucked her here. I don't know if he fucked her she could just suck this dick Yeah, it looks like she blew him at the Costco That's pretty rad it's a lows it is a lows You know how I know really fair prices on that lower Sending your woman the lows You go give me a drill bit after I just They instead of the lows she blew them in a bathroom at lows and now she's taking the come walk We just like watch the guys that are always standing always have to be this voices

Yeah, that would be pretty cool if we just fuck it walked over here You want to get him maybe get a box of good and plenty and then we can go get a I need a new sander Go let's go girl. She has legit cleaner for those glasses though. That's right It's gonna hold dude. Excuse me. Miss did you let a candle drip on you? He's this lows? I don't know. Oh there's sponges it does look like Dude, excuse me, miss did you let a candle drip on you? Is this lows? I don't know. Oh, there's sponges it does look like Actually has some on a shirt too, Dan. Don't worry Dan don't act like you didn't she didn't go up two points when you saw the size of those cans. Oh, is that what you talking about Dude I'm looking at this fucking nursery. They got going on

Oh my god, those are orchids. Oh look look at that. In bloom for 14.99. I mean, you hop on that. I got a little cuckoo on my tits. Walking through with those. Got some jewels on my face. DJ Lou, you and your girlfriend never do come walks through Newport Center Mall or something? I never occurred to me to shame her like this. You guys never had done the Princeton or just do some come walks.

I sort of got, I saw Soder at a dairy queen in Jersey, but he had come on him. I think I saw Soder come walking through a dairy queen. I got caught in a ricochet type scenario. Oh, the best of you have to ask for help while you're on come walk. Dude, who's who? You go um, paper clips? Who's walks with, walks with jizz? It's a native girl.

I want you, instead of your fire walk, you will do a jizz walk. Jacob, you think it was awesome if a girl went to walk around with your jizz on her face? No. That's why you're lonely. Dude, the pitch is crazy. Her being like, so I'm gonna blow you. I want you to come on me and then I'm gonna take a little stroll. You're gonna take a little stroll.

You guys, I'm gonna go hit Mickey D's. You know I'm gonna be at the point. You know after I come, I'm gonna be at the point where I definitely don't want you to do that. Well here's the thing also. I don't wanna come in there and be like, walk around. I think you're gonna be like, Hey, are you all right? Could you not?

I think that I think the loads got to be a little fresh because it's not going to stay. Dare I say wet and drippy for long. That's actually it's going to dry on your face. So you have to get. So you have to get you have to receive the cum by where you're gonna do the cum walk. And I'm glad you said something. Thank you. Because I am right here, right now announcing,

Dan Soters cum-tucker wear. It's tupperware for your cum that you can take it on the go. Keep it hot. It's got a moisture containment system. You wanna do a cum walk at the Freedom Tower? Bring some Dan's cum-tucker wear. It's called, c-c-cum-per-ware. God, it's trying to-

Yeah, I don't know. We'll get it. Someone on the internet will figure it out. And I'm telling you, these things are flying off the shelf. No, keep calm. No, keep calm. Wet, chunky. Jay, now feel right here. Feeling this little piece of Tupperware.

Feel how warm that is? Mm-hmm. That's my cum from this morning. Oh my God. Did some cum-tuckerware ever? Still chunks Still chunks brought it to work like it was my wife's Cuffed up Are you tired of having the extra come every time you want to go on a come walk? Do the ones that go gray?

Is your come not coming out of your Tupperware or no or shows where shows are taking a load at home, then rushing in a car, and then being in a K Martin, it's just like crusts, and you're like, and looking more like a milk mustache than a dirty slut. And you see them throwing their hands up and they go, it's all dry. Oh, well, Dan's come Tupperware. Keeps it fresh, hot, and smells just like the salt right from the load.

Have that load ready whenever you want the load. Take a come walk anytime. Maybe you want a break from visiting your Nana. Maybe a snowball session in the rest of it. Maybe you want a felt when you got no product. Yeah, that's a come walks for fucking wild. I did not know those were real Where can you take a girl like this?

I'm not the thing where we do not want to be seen with her. Not home for the holidays. We're going to the Jay Super Bowl party. You want me to come walk in there? No, not today. Yeah, super. It'd be really hot if I sat and watched football with your friends come all over my face You go You know what? I tell you like that's a fun thing to text me, but I think that's a fun thing to do.

Christine's batting around the idea of come serving on Super Bowl Sunday. She goes, you guys want a computer board? Yeah. She opens her lips and it's like when mommy starts talking, it's like sticky lines between, I got Christine got into gizcudery, and it's upsetting it's

Christine are you cutting that salami with come all of your face yeah come serving this is some of ares calm this is Jay on a sleepless night or in the sheet Christine's come on the streets yeah come hosting dude if you I'm telling you though the whole point for me is you're doing it With the come out of my body Now the gas is not in the tank anymore. The engine's not moving. You know, I mean I know what That's like Jacob how much you come walk the car Hang on How much you was just agreeing with your cum log. You know.

You think Chris, you think I don't know Christine would cum walk? She's not gonna do it through a skank. You just put a came art and fucking bum fuck no work. You're gonna take a cum stroll. That was my moment where she revealed she's a white walker. Christine's eyes just went blue. She was like, She's not a zombie.

She's like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to come walk with your own come. Nothing, what can I get? What can I do in life? If you give me a million dollars or two million, what am I doing? How is the public? How am I gonna be able to exist in the public? What do you think the world's gonna know? Because I have a load on my face. You're not traveling the world.

One, one target's gonna know you had come on your face. Are there non-glasses on? Can I ask that? Do they play without helmet? Was everyone a glasses so far? Oh, I'd like to think there's plenty of raw dog, yeah, come walk with a stuck eye would be hilarious. If your OJ Simpson has money, I guess,

I'm sure he's doing fine. You find streams with revenue. It's a pariah. Yeah, but why do you think, but that was a very public murder trial he was on. You are going to be going through one game stop in, uh, And somebody's going to film it on their phone like they always do. And then I'm going to be the com shot guy. The guy I've already forgotten the face of these two girls doing come walks.

That's you Everybody else remembers their come walk. I didn't forget those jugs in those low low prices on those Carnations Christine I make Christine come walk to every front desk of every hotel we've ever been in they go hello miss Evans good to see you again That's how they know Yeah, but it's not right we fuck we extract early in the day and then put him in our dance Comterwear dance com Tupperware of they all right now exclusively at Walmart Exclusively, all right guys it's up aware for your come now

We already do have an in store deal with with Walmart. They are carrying Mark I feel like you can get in for $100,000 for 10% of the company. As seen on Shark Tate my online presence is good. Now if you guys can open that Tupperware in front of you that was two days ago. I was in my hotel room watching old Card Bill of Bing clips because Jay reminded me of her and I came for his ever thoughts and that's just as fresh and by the way I'm not going to say which one but one of those was when she was a fat clip.

Yeah so you guys tell me is that come runny still? No. Is that come runny? What if I told you I was three weeks ago that come still runny? Feel that. The viscosity still there. Feel that. Look at that viscosity.

Feel that. That's what you'll lose. You can put that on your face and walk through target like a slut. Probably still a measurable band of protein in this. Now now let me tell you guys something it doesn't stop there I have David swimmer back here to tell you a little more about it swims is gonna come in this You're gonna take this home and then you're gonna have hot Ross come for the next three days I left an extra batch myself for all you guys and the thing if you guys want to put it on your face and walk through How many times department store? How many times have you guys been at blooming

dales and been like this walk through is not that exciting wouldn't this be better with come on my face? When have you been on a camping trip and fucked your wife and came on her tits and went I wish I had more come on her tits. Yeah. If I got news for you bring it home. It's your come from home. Swimmer home bring it out here here home is where the come is Oh, hey, I know Dan from a thing so I promised him I thought he was mad Perry for 30 minutes Truth be told I was unfamiliar with his work. Yeah, but swimmer said you come out here and tell you guys and swimmer Loves a good come wall anyone in my come goblin army god god

Christian I need me to cut you off tell everybody how hot you think walk around come on your faces I don't think that's how I just... I understand the hotness of like if you get like a little come on you. Sure, for sure. Something like that. Like when guys like if it's like, you know, girls like in your beard still or something like that.

Like I get that hotness. I'm like, does that totally gross you out too? Or just the idea of like all over? I know this is a whole different thing. No, no, what are you talking about now? Like if you came on a girl and she like, white it on her and then like, walked around for the rest of the day with that, like, on her, would you think that's hot?

Like if she wiped it off, but there was still like, remnants under her shirt. Her shirt had like a, a, a one little crusty spot up here on the shoulder. She was back to work. Like Monica Lewinsky's blue dress. No, that's hot. I don't want anyone to see it But I want to know it's hot that I know it's not there It's funny like she let it dry on her stomach. It's what yeah, Jacob hitting his truth though Or he just found his mother. Yeah, I do

But that's not what we saw can I ask Lou like? Lou you're a You're a father a? Lou you're a Father a husband and you're gonna be another professional com walker And you have the record for the fastest com walk Unchallenge for five years running I believe You're the Jim Browner come walk

500 out 500 grand price was a million. I wanna see where you're stuck, where you're walking. He's gonna go over a million. He's not gonna run less than you. He's doing black loose budget. I don't remember the number. This is not a slush discount.

Okay, a million. So Hendrix has to know is gonna find out in 20 years that you walked around and would come on your face But that's why he's at Brown University Tax-free Yeah tax-free, but yeah the government is not coming after you come walk That's a right off and if they do that deficit will be settled. Yeah Then it needs to be new legislation because there's a lot of money and come walking and you have to go through like them

Like the piramus mall lump some Yeah, yeah, yeah, no You don't want an annuity. Yeah, you don't want us to keep going back to relive it your children are gonna see this They're gonna see it of course see the cash Yeah, especially when you get especially when you get them that new trampoline at Christmas that year How about for three three mill three milling it was There are there are school. They have to go to high school Yeah, if it's your is it your own semen yeah, yeah, you're looking for some for Christine fucking smooth. I mean smooth the baby

Yeah, honestly, she looks about 15 years younger Then when we started this you think that's not from come walks. Oh, I know you guys started going exclusively I know you started just pounding celery Say that volume. I'm having celery smoothies every day. I'm hose and Christine down And then just sending her out into the world. He calls this apartment the main stock. Yeah. Oh, man That is batch all across your face. Why don't you hit more Williams real quick and grab a real just You know what just do an up and down a filings base Go over to bucks and grab me a latte extra cold foam. This isn't like a popular thing though, right?

This is niche. This is like come walking. No, it's all the rage This isn't like you're wrong about this isn't gonna blow up like TikTok did we're like what's TikTok? We dance I bet tick talk. Do they have rules? No nudity stuff rules Tiktok Soaking because I do that joke about getting COVID in Utah and I talk about soaking and people like dude It's all over Tiktok, but what do you mean like doing it? They're like filming because the friends jump on a bed Mm-hmm, and they were like dude. It's all over TikTok really. Yeah, also then maybe maybe come walks and make a TikTok trend Yeah, possibly TikTok trend

TikTok trend hashtag come walk. I have to I have to sis, but should we wait until everybody send your come walks to which they sent it to the bond? Where do they send things to what's our email? Jacob a taught at yes, send your come walk videos to your own come walk videos But you come walker Jacob a tough. Yeah, come walks all sent to Jacob a taught. What is it? Beto you're not gonna give us your actual email here Come walks in my working. Wow. We can see the producer. Oh, it's content Wow, we can see the producer. Oh, it's content. You can do it to the bonfire. Eat the bonfire at

Series XM bonfire the bonfire. I see you're excited. I hope you get exclusively men sending you the walking room. Come on, though. Maybe listen if a guy's wanting to do a come walk, I'm willing to watch it. Uh, I don't get why you would. I mean, other than pure hilarity. I mean, actually, it will be hilarious. If guys do come walk videos, you better have some interactions. You're anyway, so that uh, sir to go, sir than pure hilarity. I mean, that's actually, it will be hilarious. If guys do come walk videos, or you better have some interactions.

You're anyway, so that, uh, sir, I'm sorry, you have something on your nose. And you go, I guess you go here, this side? Like, when you know, is it? Oh, you know what I realized? This is coming on a dirty pig. Yeah. You see a little something you face goes,

oh, it's come, yeah, I'm on a come walk. Yeah, I'm on a come walk. Oh, that's, they have just on a come walk, right, cool. In the slut tribe, this is how you earn your keep. Everyone must on a come walk. Yeah, I'm like, oh, they gave me some of come walk right quick, real quick. In the slut tribe, this is how you earn your keep. Everyone must do a come walk. I got a piss. We got to make piss. We got Brooklyn Chris coming in today.

Christopher. Chris from Brooklyn. Say one thing, like just getting what you were playing Robert Johnson, I guess earlier. The bands that I've always been into, their influences, blow to me. Like would you sell your soul to the devil for this? No, no, no. I'm sure I could play this in a day.

Yeah. You think you could play this in a day? Yeah. One day, I think I could learn this. I think it's the first time you're here. Are you going to hell for this, Dan? I don't think you could learn this in a day. With the devil's help, maybe.

Chiver, it's in my favorite SNL sketches of all time with Garth Brooks hosting and will The devil and he sells us over a song Weekends I've been working for the weekend So fucking funny Yeah, oh god, damn it come on Just go and he's like you know, yeah, I guess. Oh, god, damn it, come on. I'm just here, it's right there. Just go. And he's like, you know what, man, I think I'm good.

God, damn, dude, Will Ferrell melting down as the devil is so fucking funny. Kids, I've been working for the week. Let's take a break. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. It's a win. Anyway, our guest, everyone, is sitting in with us today.

You can check them out on high society radio on the guest digital network as well as notes of a Goon and Catalyst wrestling. February 23rd to the 25th you're going to see him at Helium Buffalo with Ryan Long everyone. Make some noise for our friend. Chris from Brooklyn. Jacob's got a man crush on you dude. Is that true? Yeah, Jacob thinks you're the shit. That's great Jacob's like I love Chris. Why hasn't he been on the show? I don't know. I was half Chris on the show then So I told him he was very funny in the green room at your show at the bellhouse. Oh really?

Jacob's like I got to get Chris back on the show. Yeah He's like guy you got to be on immediately come back on he what I think Jacob was when we brought it up though He's like he's like Chris from from Brooklyn, should be going again soon. Yeah, dude, sure. Yeah, we're totally down with it. No, we're down with it, but as far as Jacob brings it up, I was like, I don't even know you can do Chris that well. Yeah, he's like, oh, we, yeah.

Good friend. Before the break, we were talking about Jay introduced me to come walking, where women have come on their face and they walk through public areas. And, you know, come walks, come walks. Sounds like really hot.

I'm just gonna throw that out. Thank you. Well, all right, well see, I'm thinking, immediately if I've came on you, the bag's drained, I don't have that same heat that I've had. Oh, I'm saying if I just saw a girl walking around with a load on her face, I bet she's a nice person. Yeah, well, so we watched one.

She least thinks about others. Yeah, she does, and she she's a nice person. Yeah, well, so we watched one. She at least thinks about others. Yeah, she does. And she's also a performance artist. But here's what I know, ever, I've seen one of these videos that I would think would be fun to do is if you see it. So I'm walking by. Everyone's always going to kind of be like, you know, not the word. The idea I think there's nobody notices because people don't stare at your face. Yeah. But we'll be finding a walk next to somebody. Just be like, come walking. Yeah. Yeah. She the go sure I am because I saw some video today. I don't know if it was on world star Or something but it's a girl who does like an only fan's thing I guess and she's like dildoing herself and a guy

A guy like walks up that for hand and clicking on over it got over to her Twitter somehow I forget the girl's name But it's just like black chick was tattooed or like all pierced up and she's building herself in a goblet so he goes, you need some help with that. And she's like, oh no, oh, she gets weird and like. She was outside. He was in her car outside.

She was like pissy to somebody like, and she's like, yeah, this guy for real. Just caught me playing with myself. Dude, there used to be a naked trans woman that would troll around Bensonhurst in a blue, I swear to you, a blue Volkswagen Beetle, the lights plate said bugs life on it. And I remember I was getting, I got off the F train

and I'm walking down like Avenue P, hammered at like four in the morning. And I just see, you just see blonde hair, big fake tits, naked in this car, two, three, four in the morning, something like that. I go, hello, and just does this, comes around and she's like, what's up, you like this? I was like, sorry, bro, I can't.

What is, you go, wow, what a reveal. Yeah. And then I saw just in the middle of the day, just a drunk Mexican guy in a parking lot, just be like, fuck it. Yeah, and he's had after work, Corona's, because he's been out there, the sun rose. There's the luck, I don't see enough like good just crazy shit Because you're looking for it. It's like a love. You're looking for it

You just let it go and then I'll find you. Oh, it's like it's like a watchpot He's never gonna come walk. Yeah. Yeah. I've never I've never seen a girl just walk around with come Why can't I probably do a girl on a come walk? He comes advice for our campaigns nice. What do you have the red or the red of course? So Chris do you know about campaign? I'm aware you know the I tried to get one off of Lou at the Christmas show And he was guarding them with his life Literally go Lou. How do I get one of those campaigns and you ran away? Dr. Jacob what What is the album?

No, Jacob, that is, each can is a half a bottle of wine, right? What on earth? And I haven't had a drink in a month. You did sober, or breakfast today? Dry January, well that's gonna fuck you up. You gotta put some food in this stuff. Now you're fine, don't worry. Hey, look, we gotta have a granola bar.

No, Jay's never steered me wrong. Yeah, once I've ever steered you wrong. You also puked wine into a bucket and it ain't thing to me. Okay, I jays never steered me wrong. I'm a Once I've ever steered you know, he also puked wine into a bucket It ain't he who he is. Okay. I've seen that. Do I bring up your things for a long time ago? I bring up your fucking smidges on your record. Damn, I'm at the time you did a thing. I really said we never got the drink together Yeah Like all the time now is at that restaurant by cabin. I was like damn. I put it in my fucking 10,000 hours Oh, yeah, in that place. Yeah, I didn't spend a lot of time with drunk soda.

Your drunk, your drinking crew wasn't my, I told you. It was maintenance. Everyone kind of forgets though. Like there was, I was around the clubs, but like when the after the club hang, I was driving home. No, hold on, I was gone.

To say you didn't hang out with drunk soda is a bold phase lie because I have hung out with you Stand up New York and I'll go with you to the comic strip, but you weren't a hammer I know, but I didn't you said you didn't read that way You didn't you weren't like anything where I was like damn dude. He's fucking wrecked No, but I had him in me. I'm I'm not saying but I said I didn't really have a thing where I was it I wasn't drinking no so my point is like me. We're drinking together No, we didn't get a lot of nights drinking together. The CB's nights were the closest.

Sometimes you'd have a drink or two at CB's and then, you know, like Wayne was letting Norman and I drink for like Rick was the bartender. So we didn't fucking pay for anything. And then we'd go upstairs and drink there. But you're right, I didn't really, I got drunk at your barbecue where Kurt corned the term red state Nate.

There he goes, it's the only game in town. I guess it's really the only guy you can got. That was when you had your patio. And then I got drunk. When we, when we watched Nick Cannon's first special, I was hungover when you picked me up. And then I got drunk at the Richie Redding Show. And then we went to the black comedy show.

It turned on the guard. And I was getting drunk in the back. And then we... When the the black comedy show. It turned on. And I was getting drunk in the back. And then we left Richie, writing show to go to a blacker comedy show. Yeah. And the wedding show is not a blad was a community playhouse. Yeah, it was very fun. There's good. There's a lot of fun. And I ended up just drinking like six yinglings watching Jay from the side just sitting on a folding chair. And it's all feeling good. And then Jay's like, do you want to go with me as comedy show? Like Well, no, this is all of the plan because you were with me the whole time. We drove down.

And we were going to go home after the second show and then J's like, let's go to this other show and Richie and I were the only two white people in there besides J. Just at the bar drinking and then J, it went south because J was doing his pubic hair bit and he- Before that, you don't remember when I went on stage. I just never forget this. The guy wouldn't stop playing the music when he brought me on the DJ Oh, okay, and then I went up to it I was like and then like I just looked at music staring at me like shitty and then he finally turned it off

And I was like are we are you angry at me? So like then he's like nah Yeah, it was like everything was just standoffish. It was very except the guy who Produced the show loved you couldn't have been sweeter about everything. Yeah, I had loved Jay. And then, you know, Jaded crowdwork with the, where he was just doing his joke about pubic hair and he asked the daughter and her stepmom was like, that's the man who writes your checks or whatever.

She looked like salt from salt and pepper. Yeah, Jaded goes, do you think, you think he writes me checks? And it was like something like, they said, do you think I'm on a salary? And they started to talk and that was when you had to wait around for your money and we were outside smoking. Well, it turns out the stepmother was like,

that's my stepdaughter and she was like, you know, it was the daughter of the guy who loved you. Yeah, it was such a weird thing. When I got off stage, he literally was following a cell and I hope you'd come back, man, and do it again. Well, you were waiting for him to get the money That's what we're smoking in that French woman was like that was crap Just I go to the drop a can I go to the drop a can I and I like to see the and I never see crap like that That was crap because it got like you know, I mean it was hilarious. I was loving. Oh, I start I started notice our

Talk I know the corner Dan and the bartenders. Yeah We're having a ball. I mean, I was like laughing and I kept sitting on the crowd did my time But that's and then we left the show and it started pouring rain and Jay was like you want to go to my mom's house We could be there in like 30 minutes. We can get wall wall go to my mom's house and watch Nick can in the showtime special We'll see if it's on. And it was on and we smoked weed in the backyard of Bobby. It's one of my favorite things ever also. I was like, I had such a guilt that whole week.

It was like, man, did I fucking like just get my brother like smoking weed. Like that was weird because I took care of him. He was the little, you know what I mean? I was like, maybe that was a good idea. Turns out that was a light night for him while he was in the middle of doing heroin, I think constantly. And Jay didn't know. I know I know just weeks later He goes remember how I felt bad about smoking a joint with my brother

I was okay, he's like well, he's doing heroin Yeah, so that was a fun night. Yeah, it was actually gave me nice easy night off. Yeah, that was great And then we yeah, that was his landing you You know what I'm not gonna have shakes on Monday cuz you I appreciate that but yeah dude I I didn't I never got drunk with you or you I think Nate list and Yarnest those guys. Yeah, yeah, and you want to do the crew shaki? Shaki would show up, but he never drank. Oh really Norman. It was Norman list me Nate Deroza the Rosa the Rosa was always the guy that got us into the cooler shit

Like he would give us into the comedy central party or whatever or he would bring her there he brought bur out one night and me and Nate were like two beaver fans we're like do you remember when you were at town hall and you do that joke about happy people live like rock stars he's like yeah what the fuck and he's just like was uncomfortable and then Nate and I were both like when he left we're like that's the weird thing I was a bill her. I mean, I was still a waiter. To Christine when the drink and that was the funniest. Early dating when she went to the New York

Comedy Festival party. She's got a play. Just me blue so I'm gonna play. So I started smoking cigarettes in the bathroom. Always the dumbest move. Actually, actually first thing, first thing they went to a bus, they went to bus like bins

and took like half bottles of wine or whatever or booze and they went to the bathroom. So they went to half bottle wine and the bus bin were like, well, this is just going to go waste. And they went, they still get that one. They went in the bathroom. Yeah, I kind of don't. I'm not hating on them.

They went in the bathroom and smoked cigarettes and then got physically kicked out of the party. And I was supposed to meet Christine afterwards or something at there or something, whatever it was. She goes, maybe me this diner from the corner of my block, which was the old moonstroke. And I get over there and she is just like, I love the drunk Christine, so she's telling the story like,

these assholes threw us out simply because we stole booze and we're smoking inside. Like there's such an assholes and then watching her try to navigate She bought a waffle and she was just sitting there trying to eat a waffle at the bar and I mean This fork and the piece of waffle and the drip of the maple syrup which got to be so annoying for you Trying to watch her air plane it into her mouth was it was unattract say the least. So it's clearly I'm right and they're wrong. But that was one of your like that was one of your like fuck you. I don't even care. That's sorry I'm so sorry.

That's super attractive after you've had sex with somebody. You can do more. You're like well what do you come up with? Yeah, that's a pretty come lock. That's an emotional come lock. It's when they say snap and back. Emotional come walk. You know what just sticky is that syrup?

This come lock. Yeah. Is when they say snap and back. emotional come walk. You know what just sticky is that syrup? This come off. Yeah. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. That was just a portion, a tiny sliver, a morsel of the entire show. You want the whole thing? Go to seriousexam.com slash bonfire for a special offer that is tremendous. It's so good. It's going to make your family upset with you. We're going to lose money over here. And you can go to bigjcomedy.com and dancoder.com

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