The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Cafeteria Concert with Kim Congdon

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Comic Kim Congdon is back and she gets caught up on all the Corey Feldman events. Kim believes in spirits and channels one that may be Bobby's grandmother. Tonight is a big night for Jay, Bob, and Christine because they are going to the Slipnot show at Madison Square Garden. Bob is fearful that his son may get hurt at such a heavy show. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big J Elkerson and Robert Kelly Kelly's funny When you're coming music is playing in a room of people who don't Make me hot Lou of people who don't know the music and Realize you're the only one pumping fists and doing this and everyone else is like in their phones They're just kind of looking down or off Christine's own computer work. Well Bobby tried to get into it he couldn't. I saw you did this. You went like this. You went and then

stopped and then gave it another like head bob a little bit. Well I'm not you know I told you I'm not a huge fan of Slipknot. I don't know all this stuff but I'm willing to go and have a good time and you know Max is more of a fan he knows the band more than me yeah which is weird it's gonna be a big experience for Max he's very excited to go to slip and I asked him I thought he was like I don't know he was like yeah and he's going to a concert with his first black pretty big yeah pretty big news that is Puerto Rican no yeah probably the black guy's going to concert for his first dad. With his free address.

His first father and him will be going. Everybody, it's the Bonfire Faction Talk Series XM 103. Big Jay Okerson, the great Robert Kelly. We have a great show today sitting in with us for the whole thing, everybody. She has a special on YouTube called childless milk make some noise in here right now look at some cheers going for the hilarious Kenny Kong didn't know no boyfriend we're here is he the same guy yeah same

guy he's here he just I love he was gonna come up but then he was like it looks like I want to be on the show if I come up no I don't hate it but he's like I don't want to I love having him here it looks like I want to be on the show if I come up. He's like, I don't hate it, but he's like, I don't want to. I love having him here. It doesn't. I actually, when I saw you standing downstairs alone, first thing I said to Bobby, I go, where's Chuck? He feels like he shouldn't be here.

And I'm like, everybody loves you, dude. Please. Chuck is always welcome. Good. I'll let him know. God bless America. God bless America. Yeah, God bless Chuck.

God bless Chuck. What a great American name, too, Chuck. Chuck. I'm so happy name too, Chuck. Chuck. Chuck. I'm so happy you're with him. Me too. You were going down a path that was a little weird. If he called himself Chaz,

I just wouldn't like him for that. The last few guys I dated before him, you could tell I was scrambling. Yeah, you were searching for something. Something. Big something. Is that what happened? You were talking to Isabella and you sit her down a dark path The full studio also we have Nicole and Maggie the sisters from Austin they came down

Came to watch the show they came for kill Tony also. They brought gifts. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's plural not singular Yes, was that was that a dual gift? No, that is I'm sorry. That's plural not singular. Yes No, but I'm saying was it a dual get did you get it Maggie or was it from both you It was Maggie if you don't know is the one who? It was a magnet hold her pussy from falling out of her or stomach from falling out of her pussy or something I'm gonna throw up what what got Matt? Tell me if I'm medically correct on this Maggie There's magnets inside of her body that stop her stomach from falling out of her pussy. Now what?

Approximately. But yeah, give or take. Do you come if you go near a fridge? Yeah. That would be great. Every time I eat. Yeah, I just get stuck. You have magnets in your stomach?

Yeah, it's for reflux. It's like at the top. Whoa. She can show you a picture. It's grizzly. I sent you a picture. What's that? I sent you a picture. Oh yeah. Oh, that the top. Whoa. She can show you a picture. It's grizzly. I sent you a picture. What's that? I sent you a picture.

Oh yeah. Oh, that was disgusting. Yes. That was gross. Isn't it? It's really the most evening thing that no matter how pretty a girl is, like you're inside, you're fucking disgusting.

Yeah, thank you. A bunch of bloody, drippy, fucking pink tendin-y nonsense. It's all yucky on the inside. Yeah, I bet you guys are just clean as a whistle inside. Probably, dude. If you took off my skin, I would look like the diagram of man. Perfect red muscles. Are your magnets ever coming out?

Hopefully not. Oh, no. So they're going to be with you forever. So you have magnets in your. Yeah, to keep you from having reflux. Did you ever stick to the ceiling when you walk through the thing at the airport? Does it ever suck you up to the ceiling? It did like jiggle when I got an MRI one time.

Oh god. Yeah, I'm never doing that again. Did your doctor tell you about Pepsit AC? Oh, I didn't. Oh, you went down that road. Okay. It's another evening thing when a pretty girl has a gastrointestinal problem. That's for an evening too. She goes, dude, your chick's hot.

And she goes, boop, psss, nice to meet you. I don't know. Boop, psss. Christine does that. She doesn't even have magnets in her body. Christine burps? Ew. Oh my god, like an animal.

Like an animal. Ay, yi, yi. Well, no, that's a nice gift. It's always a feels good one. Hey, here's a gift for you, Jay. I sent you guys that pot. We walked by Davida. The Diamond Corey Feldman. Well, no, that's a nice gift. It's always it feels good when hey, here's a gift for you Jay The diamond Cory Feldman doll I didn't get that either Where is it? Well Jacob has it right now. I didn't see it the diamond felled. I think it's wearing his hood. I just saw it

Jacob thank God you put that on it seems so enormous me. By the way, speaking of Jacob's... Just a thing. Speaking of Jacob's, of his hood and Corey Feldman, you sent it, but I saw it also on social media. Fred Durst is such... I mean, he's so much meaner than I could ever be to Corey Feldman. I know he's put money in his pocket on the tour and whatever, but what he's doing, like the unaware trolling he's doing to Corey Feldman

is downright mean. I would say Fred Durst, stop. Tell them what you're talking about. It's, he came out, he has that guitar solo he does every show. It's not a solo. It's just wailing strings and moving his finger. Have you seen this at all, Kim, his solo? Bring up just the solo so you can see.

Whaling string and moving fingers? That's how he got molested. No shit, but he's just going like this and just moving his fingers anywhere on the thing. And he thinks because it's going, dude, it's just making a lot of noise and he's nailing it. And then he thinks also if he adds in,

making his mouth go, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, that he's gonna, that somehow that fools people into doing it. But at the end of it he always says, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Sometimes he does that at last note like good, like grunt, or sometimes it doesn't muffle it enough.

It's all over the place, but show just the regular solo. It is priceless. Yeah, every concert he takes a moment in between, in the middle of his 30 minutes to do his solo. Oh no. And he goes at it. There's a real guitarist on stage who's staring, I mean gleaming at him, like, what the fuck is this?

You can see, they know, the rest of the band knows his solo's coming up, because they go. He's the band's Yoko Ono. He's his own Yoko Ono. He's Gropo Ono. Corey Feldman is breaking up the Corey Feldman band. You got it, Christine? I thought we vamped a lot.

I know. It's all right, don't worry about it. It's anything up. But he's actually using the buttons. There's an on and off button he's pushing. Oh yeah. So the guitar is just. It's Guitar Hero.

Yeah. He's playing Guitar Hero. Right, poorly. Now he's using a pedal too. He's stepping on the pedals really hard. He's playing Guitar Hero on Expert and it's his first time playing. Pink Pong Pinky. Blah, blah, blah. Everything that's talking over there. God bless you. on the pedals really hard. He's playing guitar here on Expert, and it's his first time playing. Pink-pong-kinky.

Bwa-kya-bwa. Everything that's talking over there. God bless you. Your headphones flew off on that one. Holy shit. Did you see the one that Maynard posted with it? Maynard from Pussifer? From Pussifer? You mean from Tool?

Well, I know, I know. But it was him as... From Pussifer. I say Pussifer. Well, yeah. I like Pussifer. I like them both. But it was like him dressed up as that. And so he was like in the background doing his moves, but like Corey Feldman in the front.

Really? I think the video I got is one of the best videos out there. No, that's what I, oh, the video you took. The video I took at the concert is a fantastic video of his solo, cause his mouth, wow, wow wow wow. Can you send it to Christine? Yeah. He's almost willing the guitar to do what his mouth is doing. He's begging the guitar to do that. He may have more luck if he used that thing that Peter Frampton with the tube in your mouth that makes it go like what because maybe at least like that'll make something happen. He's just going.

I think he's saying ow ow ow ow. He's in pain. There's something wrong with him. It's just going. I think he's saying ow, ow, ow, ow. He's in pain. There's something wrong with him. It's very possible, but I want you to see it first, him just doing it, just to see what Fred Durst does, is so classically vicious funny. It's one of my favorites. And Corey Feldman should hate Fred Durst, but he doesn't.

When I met him, he was telling me that he was having a hard time narrowing his set list down to only 30 minutes. Oh, Corey Feldman's, yeah, oh yeah, I bet. I told him to do less costume changes. We can attest to that. He's been on a three hour show and we went to... Yeah, we saw him for about two hours.

Three costume changes in 30 minutes. Why is everyone seeing him? Because you have to. You have to. He's been a topic on the bonfire for nine years. I mean, I've been going to open mics for years. This is just... And he purposely hates us.

Or, not purposely, just a purposely hates us. Or not personally, he's a he viciously hates it. He does not like us. So he didn't want us to the concert. Oh, you guys specifically know Jay. Well, me, a lot of me, a lot of Jay. Is this it? Did he see you there? This isn't Bobby's. He knew we were there.

Security told him we were there, but he asked if we cannot be allowed in. They said no, we're not doing anything to anyone. They asked him, that's what this head of security said Because uh he's a fan he goes uh He was like well, can I at least know where they're at and he go wherever you see the most enthusiastic people It was exactly right by the way we were losing this is it This is one of them That's fine, but just play this one. I just wanted to see an idea, because then we could show what Fred Durst does.

Oh, he's feeling himself. Someone went, oh, that's cool. He's also got tons of reverb going on. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's the. It's all right. It's cool. He's also got tons of reverb like going. Oh wait wait wait. That's the It's alright. I know it's Monday so long story short He does this solo and people are jokingly going like oh, that's not real, dude. It's like too good. They're trolling him So that becomes the online narrative is like he's faking it because it's too good I call you film will because people know he'll feed into that big. It's me. So Fred Durst

Is this the good video of Fred Durst? I have the good video of Fred Durst That was the video Bobby sent it came through just bad quality. Okay So we got the Mondays over here Bring the Fred Durst video up. So Fred Durst comes on stage during Cory Feldman set on the last date They did I guess and he goes brings a chair out, if he could, and he says, people don't believe that he's doing this. I'm gonna stare. This is so fucked up.

But he comes out in the middle of his thing just before he gets into it and puts a chair down in front of Corey, grabs the microphone, and gives a speech. This is like when Amy Schumer took away Brennan Sagalow's headlining set. Very similar. Okay, I'm seeing what's going on. Similar. This is like when Amy Schumer took away Brennan Sagalow's headlining set. Very similar.

Okay, I'm seeing what's going on. Similar. Where'd they get the chair guy? No, that's Fred Durst. Oh, that's him? Yeah, that's what he looks like now. So by the way, Cory, you can tell by the way, pause it, you can tell by the sound of everything, he's got an effect why he's hitting that pedal,

is whenever he touches a string, it's going, do-do-do-do-do-do-do, it's like echoing, so he thinks he's covering himself with that. Fred Durst does look like he owns a comedy club in Tampa. Oh yeah, oh yeah, fucking Freddy Jules. I didn't expect that. Yeah, Freddy Jules, he's got his own fucking wacky name. Isn't that, that's the word, you know it's bad

when you go to meet an owner of a club and like they already have like a wacky name It's like the cuff off the off the hook comedy club. Like hey is captain Bryan himself taking me to prep captain How about when he used to make you do his podcast on the way back from press? Yeah, he's my he's one of my two enemies in comedy ever. I hate that guy with a passion I'll tell people not to go to the club and he's a piece of shit. One of the few people I don't like. So Fred Durst, yes, walks over and he takes the microphone. Corey Feldman, go back a little bit because I want you to hear with the guitars

when he's not even touching it anymore. It's going, blin-a-de-de-de-de-de. And he's just looking over at Fred Durst like, what's possibly happening? He's out here. Fred Durst is an hour and a half, at least, early on stage, more. More. Two hours early on stage, more.

Two hours early. Two hours early. It's Instagram so I can start it over and play it from here. Oh, don't, oh shit. Start over, start over, start over, it's fine. Yeah, there, here he comes. Oh, there he is again. Oh, he sees him coming too.

He's in the middle of his wah-wah mouth too. He's going wah-wah. And it's still going as you stop playing. Yeah. Word on the street is Corey Bellman is not playing this guitar solo. Oh. Fred Durst gets the joke that he's at some times terrible. go with that. I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna go with that.

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Because he is so full of self-confidence. He doesn't take this the way the world is. No, we only feel bad. He feels great. He feels great. Watch this. Corey Feldman is really playing this motherfucking solo. How about you?

Okay. No tricks, no tracks, no nothing. Straight up, right? Hit it. He's not doing anything. Him sitting in the cup chair watching too is bizarre. Oh wait, that's not the first, there's two parts? That's part two, yeah. Yeah, so watch part two.

Because then he really gets heavy. He's like, keep going. He starts making the, he's looking at Fred Durs and doing the open mouth dance. Good. Give me two seconds. I don't think the problem is that he's not playing it. It's that he sucks.

Yeah, he's playing really bad, confidently. I never thought he wasn't playing the song. I just was like, he's not playing guitar well at all. Nobody thinks he's not. That's what I'm saying. I don't think you're getting the ultimate thing. No one's saying for real there's no way he's playing that sick solo. Everyone knows he's really playing. He thinks that they think there's a rumor that there's no way he's playing that sick solo.

Everyone's aware. He thinks that they think there's a rumor that he's so good that it is a fake guitar. But people do that. People are going like no way dude he's no because all the things are coming up they're jokes but all the headlines are I didn't know Corey Feldman can shred. Oh all of a sudden Corey Feldman's this sick ass you know guitaristist yeah here we go play the rest of it this is so fucked up start again Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

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Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. We should do this in comedy. We do. Have you seen the people that are famous? That's what he said. He goes, he goes, I'll tell you for real.

It's for real. We should take a chair out in the middle of somebody's act and just sit there. Start that over. Start that over and do it again. Do that again. Really think about it this time. What a dick. Do it with all the bells and whistles.

Man, what a wonderful dick. Yeah. He goes dick. Do it with all the bells and whistles. Man, what a wonderful dick. He goes, oh, it's for real, all right, folks. Wait, stop. Start again. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. On this one, you can really see his face. This is the one I took.

Man, was I so happy when I got this. Oh. Watch his face. That outfit. Dude, he's dressed like Austin Butler's Elvis. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh, the passion.

Wait till he starts kicking the pedals. Oh, it sounds awful. Look at the bass player with his head down, praying to the music gods for forgiveness. He's like, dude, a gig's a gig. He hits the pedals and said, wherever this takes me. Look at him shaking his head. Oh, by the way, he's gone through 17 settings. The bass player just shook his head fucking no. He's like, how many times can you possibly hit that pedal?

There you go. That's us. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. He looks. That's Tori. Tori. No. Tori.

Tori. That's us. Tori. Tori. Wow, what a good time. That's so funny. I like the empty seats and you guys just chanting. Look at my smile.

I really look, took me right back to the day. That was so fun. What a fun day. That is bizarre. Yeah. Oh man, damn. I'll give him this though. That was his best shitty performance.

The one he did in front of Fred Dyrs. The best he's done. Was that the one you guys were at? No, no, not at all. That's not true at all either. That's actually the worst because it completely exposes them for even the sounds that you're like,

because I don't know if you remember, when we came in here and we were all doing that on the guitar, it wasn't sounding like that. Not because that's better, it's because we don't have any effect on the thing. So he's just doing what we're doing. It's just, he has all the like, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh.

He just hit the whale song pedal. And that, buddy, it's so goddamn funny that he just does that. And then by the way, I know, man, you click those pedals. If it's one that you have to keep clicking like that, it's because it's changing settings. It's not just like the one like reverb, you know what I mean?

It's like, he's just clicking, at one point he's gonna start quacking like a duck. It's like, quack, quack, or it's gonna be like drum cymbals. Oh yeah, is that him? Dude, if I was Corey Fezzi, again, if he had a sense of humor about himself, he would go out and pantomime this. He's like, everyone said, I can't play guitar and just act like you're playing Peter Frampton live. Frampton comes alive. Dude, did you see Feldman comes alive, dude? Yeah. He... It's crazy, his ego is so fucking off the charts that he has no awareness at all.

Mm-hmm. All he's doing a vlog every day, too, and he's walking around like it is the best time of his life. They had to cancel a bunch of his shows, too, the beginning of the show, because of rain. Really? Yeah, they can't... So his part got canceled? No, but he had to do,

they wound up doing his show for the VIPs in the lunchroom. Oh no. So him and his band went into the- Oh my God, is that true? I sent it, I sent the clip. So they were like, yo man, we had to cancel our part of the show because they never cancel Limp Bizkit

because they lose all their money. So they go on the stage if there was fucking hail coming. Yeah, rain or shine. But Corey's part was canceled. So they had him perform for the VIPs in the lunchroom. He did a special engagement. In catering? In catering.

This is a video. He had to actually do it a couple times, I think. So him and his band were in front of a heart. What a lack of respect. He doesn't see it happening to himself. How great would that be to be a part of that though? Oh, yeah. The lunchroom special, yeah.

Just be in a lunchroom with Corey giving you a fucking private concert? And you have to walk by him and go to the fucking salad bar. Yeah, you gotta go. He goes, sorry Corey, I don't mean to rob this guy. I need to get the salmon before they're all out. The crab legs are coming out in three

and you know how it gets over there. Yeah, you know, the crew gets to it first, it's gonna be all picked up. I don't have to explain to you, I'm gonna be over here. They take the claws, they leave the bodies. They take the claws and leave the bodies, crazy. Oh, the poor soul. Eating crab leg watching him in a cafeteria.

Just dipping shit in hot butters. Hey, can we get one of those cracker things? This is it. Is this it? No, this is Blackbird. No, this is This is it. Is this it? No, this is Blackbird. No, this is him singing it. Blackbird. This is his private show. I think he sang this too in the... Oh, he may have done this song.

Yeah, he did the song too. Yeah, he was doing... But this is his birthday. He's performing where he shanghaied a bar in LA. You are his biggest fan. Biggest fan. Well, we have this... This is a drop we have, that's all I know. But this is him, it was his birthday and he shanghaied a bar and was like,

hey, how would you guys feel if I ruined your meals with a concert? This was not, they didn't know he was coming. He just set up at a bar. I'm fairly certain that's the story. So it's a bar, it's not the lunchroom. No, no, no, it, Bobby's story, the birthdays. On this tour, on this tour, he had to do a,

he was like, we're not gonna perform, but we're doing a private VIP. So for all the VIPs, got a private Corey Feldman concert. How would he possibly be able to perform for a room full of people that are holding each other's arms, like holding their chest laughing at something that close. That close up, I can't watch him seriously do all the fucking Michael Jackson shit. I won't be able to watch it up close.

Although when he did it at me and was staring into my soul, you remember that moment. I fucking started doing it then. I wanted to battle him. His passion does bleed into your soul. Josh Adamaier's hauled ass over to side stage to fucking high-five him while he was singing And it was great first of all Corey Bellman's face for a second was like wow my murderers here Because Josh ran down an empty aisle full speed security nothing he gets right to Corey Bellman

Yeah, please play this is this Josh. No, this is this is the lunchroom show He's got an acoustic now This is from my very first album. I downloaded this. This is like my new favorite song by him. Look at him play the guitar though. He plays like a bass. I like it. That one was a banger, actually.

Gotta walk away. Gotta stand my ground. Said some racist shit. He slipped in there. Imagine being in the band, you have to be into this while you're up there. Who else is stuck in the Feldman Alto loop and loving it? You can find that song on iTunes, but it's called Walk, but get the demo version.

It's as close to this as you're gonna get. He gives you the demo. He likes you to see all the songs he's just made. Hey guys, here's where I mastered my... The other one has bells and whistles on it. The demo is just his sweet voice on a guitar. Hmm. I mean, what is it like?

That's beautiful. 50 people on the crowd? Is 50? No way. That was 50 people. 25. In the crowd, you mean in the lunch line? In the lunch line.

Yeah, there was like 25 people there. Hey. Thanks so much. Thanks so much. Yeah, maybe 50. He's a host. Okay, so we're going to try an old song of mine. Oh, man.

Let's see if we can make this work. What a nightmare. Yeah. By the way, his band, putting up with a lot because, one, his personality, he blames them on stats. His other thing he goes to. Oh, that's actually the worst. We haven't seen him do that in a couple shows now,

but he may have read the press on that because people are starting to get like, dude, what are you doing? He just goes there and, guys, maybe we play, and when I start singing, on stage he'll do that. There's a thing at the end now when he comes out with Limp Bizkit at the end, but he comes out on one of those little segways,

those little two-wheel scooters. The mall cop thing? Yeah, but it's a little one of those little segways, those little two-wheel scooters. The mall cop thing? Yeah, but it's a little one, the little kid one. And he just comes out. There's one where he comes out, and he comes out on stage, and nobody really applauds. And then he kind of falls off of it. He wiggles a little?

Yeah, I sent it. Bobby is great, because Bobby has gone full-dive Corey Feldman. He should get a tattoo dive Corey Feldman. You should get a tattoo of Corey Feldman. A year ago, we had to explain to Bobby what the whole thing was. And now you get it.

I didn't get it. You guys should have a certain bet, and whoever loses has to get a Corey Feldman's number one fan tattoo. Lose a bet? I'll just get it. I'll get the fucking Corey's Angels on my arm. Corey's Angels, yeah.

I didn't get it fully until I was there. And then when he came out, something happens. All right, the tattoo has to be Corey Feldman with his guitar topless and you two on his chest holding on. With a little hair coming down his chest. There's been a few times in comedy we've witnessed this. This is why he's so intriguing and why he's fun to watch. Rarely, sometimes you see 100% 50% talent.

Sometimes you see 100% talent, 50% effort. Fred Durst, I would say almost, you know what I mean? Great front man, but like Gabe, what you're watching with Corey Feldman is the rare combination of 100% effort, zero talent. Zero talent. It's not like he's working really hard, but he's okay, but he puts so much effort

and he gets over the top. He doesn't know what he's doing at all. His talent is effort. His talent. That's such a good point. He is a professional effort person. I mean. He's an effortist.

He's an effortist. A professional effortist. He's an effortist. I've never seen effort like I saw when I was. He's got a master's in effort. I mean, He's an effortist. He's an effortist. A professional effortist. He's an effortist. I've never seen effort like I saw when I was. He's got a master's in effort. I mean, for sure. Buddy, he came out like it was full. And he gave the best performance of the night.

You gotta respect that. He pointed, he pointed like it was a full arena. He went, he was like looking, he was pointing at looking at empty pockets. He was like, I saw Mike Bibliot do that at the cellar one night. He looked up to the balcony. Like one of his jokes popped in the balcony.

He's like, dude, there's a hundred people here. The ceiling's just seven feet tall. Where are you looking? He looked down at one point and just pointed to empty seats and a fat guy and his wife. He's always playing for a fucking arena. 100%. Wherever he's at. 100%.

But what I said, the things that fall apart for him are the best. I mean, those videos, the one he has, he doesn't do it on this tour, because he has no time. So he doesn't do the whole intro video he has. He's got a crazy long, long intro video. And some places he goes to are just like too small he's playing, but he wants this big screen presentation

of this thing. So there's one show he's performing, and I think I showed you that a while ago. He's just singing and the projector in the back, it's like this big behind him, all of his like fucking stage presence, just like a 12 by 12 square. Yeah, they didn't put the projective far enough away.

Yeah, so it's like this big behind with the music, it's like, dum dee dum dum, and it's like, we're seen in a couple movies in the 80s. Huh? But he gives as much as Mick Jagger gives. They had the sides of the stage,

so you have the huge stage, and then he has the sides of the stage. He ran up both sides, and if Josh didn't run over to that, there would have been nobody there to pump hands with. I mean, Josh saved him. He ran over, it was like, yeah! And then Josh was the only person that was like, hey, what's up?

I wish I was there, I would have flashed my boobs at him. Oh God, I wish you were there too. Man, that would have turned his world around. Where is he playing? Kim not doing comedy more wearing angel wings and lingerie around Cory Feldman's house. I'm Cory's baby. It's like daddy wants tacos Just a vegan She's a fruit. She's eats fruit all the time Man, when he used to make all the girls were the angel things the the girlfriend now is the keyboard player for sure

And you can only tell that because while everyone in the band dresses what they want, she is forced to wear the same outfits and outfit changes he makes until the end when he makes her come out in the lingerie and the angel wings. I'm pretty sure though, I'm pretty sure that he's cheating on her or fucking the new girl. You want them to be.

Dude, I have video of them. Pull it up. When they were off stage, they were together, hanging out, and the girlfriend was nowhere to be found. The blue hair girl, what I'm feeling is, is a girl they brought in, can you sing back up? That seems like the keyboard player and him have maybe opened their relationship up to another girl.

And this girl's like, I can sing, and then so now she's, that makes the most sense to me in his psychology. I wish I could forward the bit, weasel my way into this band. You could. If I had enough time, I know, I don't have the time. Oh, okay, I was gonna say you have the ability.

Yeah, no I could. We'll get you a tambourine. A tambourine? I wanna go on tour with Corey Feldman. All you need is a tambourine, a fucking kooky outfit, and some weird lovin' for Corey. Yeah. Well, I've got two of those, I guess.

Yeah, let his son whack off while he looks at your boobs or something. You could probably go. His son's on tour with him also. That's what they pay you? His son, nightly, knows his father is being laughed at. Have you seen his son's Instagram? Mm-mm.

Oof. Is he like, oh, it's like super hippie-dippy, right? Yeah, he's in the same. Knows his father is being laughed at. Have you seen his son's Instagram? Mm-mm. Is he like, oh, it's like super hippie-dippy, right? Yeah, he's into some... He's like, my dad's energy is on fire tonight. Yeah, he's into that. He's into some weird shit. He's a fire rising. Yeah, some weird stuff. He has some weird necklaces and...

Yeah. Yeah, he's capturing energy and releasing them. What's his... He's got some weird names like Jizz or fucking... It's not Jizz. I don't know if it's Jizz. Yeah, I don't think it's Jizz. I'm pretty sure that's not it. Buddha.

I think I would have heard if Cory Felden named his son Jizz. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't put that on a birth certificate. Jizz Feldman. Jizz Feldman. He's got a weird name. Match. Zenn. Zenn.

There you go. Zenn? Oh, that is a very energy. Yeah. He's the type of guy that would find a weird tree and sit under it and talk about it. The history of this tree and the energy is getting off. By the way, his name is Zen. Where are you at? What the fuck is going on? His name is Zen. And if it makes sense,

I feel like he chose interests to follow his name. I feel like as he became a teenager, it was like, my name is Zen. So I guess I should like be some fucking garden queef. I think they've done studies on this, which this is such a Corey Feldman son thing to do. The studies actually show that people try to prove that they're the opposite of what their name is, to be like almost defiant about it.

Really? But no, his son just went in. He just go against this. My name's Zen, and I'm Zen. Yeah, click on one of those. Getting Zen with Zen. Right there. So, I find peace when I meditate and when I pray out loud

What he's used to whispering his house he goes sorry my dad's practicing music I can't laugh Do you gotta listen to his dad practice my dad's eating a fruit salad with his eight chicks Yeah, there's eight girls and angels walking around. Oh, the son's been involved in the weird sex stuff in that house, and that's a blind accusation for sure. Definitely. But I'm making it. I'm telling you, the one angel we talked to, if you recall, Jacob, she was like,

oh yeah, and like sex parties at his house and all kinds of shit, like nonstop drugs and shit like that. Now, is she telling the truth for sure? We can't know, but she sounded pretty confidently like, yeah, because I think she also said things like, if we made a sum of something, did he do this? And she's like, no, he never did that. She was pretty fair, it seemed.

It wasn't that he was doing anything to anybody against their will. It was just for a guy who preaches this clean living, you know what I mean, bullshit. He's just like a sex party, fucking giving drugs to these teen runaways and saying, hey, can you play guitar? And like you see what he thinks playing guitar is.

Is that the son from the wife from the two coreys? The hot? Susie Sprague, she's actually there. She's on the comment. Yeah, okay. What's she saying? I saw you walking. Avoided you like the plague.

That's his mom? His mom is hot. His mom said I saw you walking? Smoking hot like the plague. That's his mom? His mom is hot. His mom said, I saw you walking? Smoking up. Can she just tell him that? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I saw you walking. I didn't want to hear a stupid story about the bird you just saw. She's hot, yeah.

She's hot. How lucky is she? It's a white-tailed whippoorwillow. Oh, man. She lucked out getting out of that relationship. Look at her. She's smoking. Well, slow down. Yeah, man.

What? Slow down. That's my speed, dude, right there. Bobby, back up. Fucking right before cancer? No, yeah, age. Oh my god. Oh, I love that.

No, age slapped her a bit, because she was- She looks good. No, no. She looks fantastic. She does look good. Look at that baby she's holding. You said she's smoking. If she's only 45, she doesn't look great.

What? Nope. What do you mean? No, she looks good for 45. She looks great for 45. You're nuts. I think she does look good for 45. You're crazy. Christine's 52 years old.

Pull up, pull up. Look at that skin. Pull up, pull up. 45 year old woman. She's 42. She's 42. Buddy. She looks too old for 40.

Buddy, no she doesn't. Go back to her pictures. She was gorgeous. Yeah, you're asshole. You've never been to a lot. Go back to her pictures. Come to Max's lacrosse game, you'll see what 45 looks like. Fucking dumpy and fat.

Wait, go back to the, like, where you could see her face. Like, yeah, that car one. Yeah, she looks great. Are you fucking nuts? Yeah, right there she looks good from far away. She looks good there. She's all right. She looks fantastic there.

No, and then go to the other ones. There was a couple other ones where she had a big... No. Keep going. Amazing. Look at her body. Look at her body. Is that Louis? Body's on spot.

Fucking Louis, how do you know that? He slipped in. Body looks killer. That's what Louis should be wearing by the way right now. Body's fantastic, undeniable. Everything about, she's fantastic. Now there was one picture over the head up there that was brutal.

Yeah, but we have 19 that are great. Well, you know Christine's against me, so she won't find the one who was out there. That does look like Louis by the way, that guy. She looks fantastic, dude. Look right there, does look like Lewis by the way, that guy. Yeah, she looks fantastic dude. Look right there, go back up. The middle one, click up. That's a 45 year old woman right there.

No. Yes! It's a 60 something year old woman. Buddy, that woman to the left is 45, I will bet a million dollars. She's not 45. She's definitely in her 50s. 100%, no way.

You both are unwell. No. She's definitely in her 50s. Most 45 year old women are dumpy like that. That woman's in her 60s, and she looks good for 45. Look up Susie Sprague nude, and now we're looking at great pictures. She was mega, mega hot.

Dude, she's still smoking hot. She is. For her age, for sure. I mean, no. For a what? 42-year-old. Can you bring up 45-year-old woman? She's clearly a dimwit.

She spent exclusive time with this guy. Bring up average 45-year-old woman. You'll see what a 45-year-old woman looks like in America. Believe me. Yeah. Dumpy. Of course. You can bite their elbows and it wouldn't hurt.

Talking about face, her face looks older than 42. Dude, no way. Dude, most 45-year-old woman not. Look it, I love a 45-year-old woman. I mean, ugh. Yeah. Come on, dude. That makes sense.

Look at that. Scroll down. I mean, and, yeah, come on that makes sense. Look at that scroll down I mean, and these these are not average by the way These are regular ugly women there you go. No, these are average blue eyes in the middle That's an average 45 year old exactly. There you go right there 45 year old woman I think she's holding it together no less than Susie Sprague in the face In the face, no, crazy. In the face. In the face. No, you're in the face. Ah, but you're holding onto a dream.

Yeah, exactly. This isn't my dream. This girl can fuck Cori Feldman. I probably could have fucked her. Wow. Yeah. She was something. My Lord.

Remember? I bet you she still has that. What? Type in naked now. A little bush and no ass. My Lord. How do you let that go, that mental patient? You think he let her go?

Yeah, that's right. You make a good point, you make a valid point. When you make one, I will fucking give it to you. Thank you, I appreciate that. Yeah, you think he was like, I can't do this anymore. She was in those stilettos naked? Yeah. You look older than your age.

I feel like when you're 42, you're gonna look 50 something. She looks great. She looks better than the broads. He's with now Yeah, it's true. Yeah, uh the other girl was pretty for the the the wife was pretty hot But she was a dip her face is a little whacked. I don't even know what the keyboard What does the keyboard player look like now? Is that is that now or is that older? What is way older? Is there other news? Other news in her now? No way, dude

Fucking pussy's gonna be an Audi. No, it's our inside. I did the bottom part starting to come out You've seen too much pink just walking around Just gotta have this she's sorry. I'm so descriptive guys. She's gotta have nudes now Mmm, here we go now Now today second No. Here we go. Now. Boom. Now. Now. Today. Wait a second.

A nude today. That's Corey Feldman in her when she was young. Yeah, no nudes now. Well, she got her shit together. Yeah, she pulled it together. I don't know, I think she looks fantastic right now. She does. Oh, she does MMA.

I'd throw Dawn right out of a U-Haul truck for her. Oh. She does what? I thought it Don right out of a U-Haul truck for her. Oh. She does what? I thought it was MMA, but it says NMA. What is NMA? I don't know. Nude modeling?

Not married anymore? Nude martial arts. Yeah, that'd be fun. God, did she marry him too, or did they get married at one point? I think they were married. They were married. Oh my God. I think they were married on the show.

Didn't they get married on the show or something like that? They may have. I know, I watched that show a on the show. Didn't they get married on the show or something like that? They may have. I know we were, I watched that show a little bit and it was just watching Corey Haim die. That's what the show was. It was bad, and then when they fought, when he called her a bitch was pretty epic. He called?

He called Corey's wife a bitch. Her? Yeah. Probably. Yeah, she was kind of bitchy on the show. She was very bitchy, but now in hindsight you look back and she was dealing with two mental patients. Yeah, she was kind of bitchy on the show. She was very bitchy. But now in hindsight, you look back and she was dealing with two mental patients. Yeah, exactly.

When Corey Feldman's the voice of reason in your situation, that can't be a good story. But those two, they were gonna fight physically and those two, when he said, she's being a bitch, and he goes, you don't call my wife a bitch. And they went at it, it was hilarious. It's just two thin, weak actors trying to grab each other and you know both of them are like,

we're not gonna do anything. They both grabbed each other and just mean faced each other. You fucking said that to my wife, well she's being a fucking bitch. Fucking losers. This is NMA by the way. What is it? Neuromasters Academy.

Neuro-hypnosis. How to reprogram your mind to achieve, ah, she's brilliant. To achieve your professional, personal, and financial goals using neurohypnosis. She's got it together. Oh, God. She's got it together.

She's neurohypnotizing people. I'm gonna start doing that on Instagram. Me too. We should start our own little thing. DM me if you want a neurohypnosis. It's, I charge $1,000 for every 30 minutes. Oh wow, that's cheap. That's actually pretty cheap for neurohypnosis.

I charge $1,000 every 15 minutes. That's good. Every five. Every five minutes for $1,000. Then you hypnotize him for 15 minutes, but just move the clock around three times. He goes, that's like three hours worth of neurohypnosis. You were out.

I couldn't bring you back. Yeah, you don't smoke, you don't eat, you don't masturbate anymore. He goes, but you don't smoke. I didn't come in smoking. He goes, right, well that's nothing's changed there. Exactly. Now you don't have the urge.

You don't have the urge anymore. And you'll never start. I actually gave Cory his oomph. I gave him his 100% fucking go get him. Oh, you did. She did. You threw it all in, yeah, yeah. Oh man. Look at that. Nah. Oh you did. She did. You threw it on, yeah, yeah. Oh man.

Look at that. Nah. Well, maybe. Nah. You know what, okay. Nah. No. Nope.

Really? Come on. She's so pretty. Little better there. Gorgeous. Nope. Yep, what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. Those fucking claws next to her eyes. No, she's so pretty, stop. Are you crazy? You're nuts. You know it. Oh my god. Keep going through the pictures Christine. You're in trouble Yeah, dude, she's already in trouble. This is what I do to her at home You better stick yourself in a freezer because I know you better I go Christine show me a picture you and she shows me I go no no no How old you know Christine 39 you. You better keep it together. No, I already have a plan.

I'll just find like a 65 year old rich man. Yeah. Are you leaving me? Yes, she's leaving me. No, if you leave me, of course. I'm gonna, wait a minute. I love that she went 65. She's gonna find a guy almost dead.

Yeah, that's my plan. I'm finding one that's a week away she's gonna go down to Sarah Soder and find a guy on the beach with oxygen 65 Christine that's so much more commitment go in the 90s yeah 65 fuck a real hard one time and kill him yeah find a guy with rich 20 find a guy with shin wounds that won't heal yeah look for those scabs on their arms Christine her mind she's gonna be dating Bill Belichick or something. No. Unlikely. Yeah, a guy with no eyebrows.

You could leave me for Nick Sirianni, head coach of the Eagles, as long as you get me good tickets. Keep going, I wanna see more pictures I could show Bobby. Cute. Jay liked her in that one. Okay, now by the way.

She's super cute and she's aged really well. You saw this lady as a mom partying. That's 45. 45. 45. 45. Well, the a mom party. That's 45 45 45 45 it's all 45. J. They're fucking I'm telling you from somebody who lives in this world of 45 year old women to 50 She's smoking hot if she showed up at max lacrosse game. The game would shut down. We'd all be like, who the fuck is that? That's strange. It's not happening. There's a bunch of-

That's a strange reaction, show your boys. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No more sports, a woman's here. Yeah, stop everyone. It's a bunch of chicks and moomoos showing up with fucking Louis Vuitton pocketbooks. You guys like moomoos?

She is, I don't. She is the standout. You know, I met a girl- I used to wear one. First of all, I said this is a place that they're at called the 2023 Relationship Weekend. Yeah, it's a bunch of 45-year-old women trying to get. Yes, so she stands out very much there.

The rest of it's gonna be fat fucking lonely poor people who wanna break up. 45-year-olds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but not 45. That lady's in her 50s for sure. Who'll in those glasses, yeah.

Yeah. You gotta, not 50. 50s. The lady to the right is 40 something, 45? No. Yes. Maybe, that might be 45. 100%, 100%.

She's just a rough 45. You just won't give it up. I won't give it up. You won't. But one of my first times ever going to LA, I met a girl, not even at a comedy club, I met my friend who was bartending at a nightclub after my spot I had or whatever, and I went, I met my friend who was bartending at a nightclub after my spot, my head or whatever,

and I went, I met a girl there when they brought me back to her place, bigger girl, but I was like, fuck it. Bigger than you? No, no, and I was big at the time, that was probably my heaviest, like one of my heaviest times, but I was like, it doesn't even matter that, I was all like, sure, this is great, and we went back to her place and she did the,

let me slip into something more comfortable, and she came back out in a moomo. It was a king-size sheet? Yeah, it was a girl who said it, she came out in a moomo and I was all like, sure, this is great. And we went back to our place and she did the, let me slip into something more comfortable and she came back out in a moomo. It was a king-size sheet? Yeah, it was like, she came out in a moomo and I was like, oh you meant. She's like, hold on, she closes the door, you're like, oh yeah. Yeah, she came out, I was like, oh you meant actual comfort.

She came out, she goes, ah, I gotta let it breathe, you know, when it's been mushed all up in jeans all night. Oh no. No, she didn't say that. Let me slip into it. And that's what she meant. But just to come out and that, and I was like, now I'm ready, and you're like, oh.

Let me slip into the duvet. She's fucking huge. I think I slipped out. Hold on, Jay. She started wolfing snoring. Let me slip into something more sexy. The door closes. Can you pass me the curtains?

Jay, Jay. Jay, just knock when you're ready. She started wolfing snoring, and I snuck out. Oh, she snored? Yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. She had sleep apnea? It was before I had a bed, like, Christine was snoring.

I almost wanted to film it. Christine was snoring the other day, and I just had the bed thing. I just kept changing it. So she was just snoring, and I just kept, like, making it was moving up and down, like the mechanical thing on the bed. So she'd stop and start? Well, there's a button that says, snore, which is supposed to make you stop, but it doesn't. Christine beat it, Christine beat the snore setting.

I actually shake Dawn. No that's what I do, when it gets to it I wake her up. She doesn't even remember, I just be like, yeah I'm like, you gotta. I shake her and I have to keep shaking her, and then one night I punched her in the arm, cause I got annoyed. I had to get up early and I was like fucking,

and I punched her, she went, what the fuck? She wasn't sleeping? She went, what the fuck? And I't sleeping? She went, what the fuck? And I was like, you're snoring. She goes, you snore too, you piece of shit. But yeah, but you fell asleep first, so now I'm angry at you. That's all it is.

When Chuck snores, it makes me fall asleep. Really? Yeah, it's like a white noise. Because he's a stallion. Yeah. Christine usually falls asleep before me. Sounds like a bear hibernating. When Dawn snores, it's like a fucking demon in the room.

Just, cause she does this, it's nothing, and then. And I'm like, ah! Yeah, that's sleep apnea, she's dying in her sleep. Hopefully, and then it goes away. Then she'll do like, and then it's gone, but it's like in the woods somewhere, like. It's lurking. May I sleep back?

There's an aura around her where you know it's coming back. It's coming back, it's like. I'm gonna. It's lurking. Man, I sleep apnea. There's an aura around her where you know it's coming back. It's coming back. It's like. I'm gonna come scared. Sounds like the Blair Witch project in your room. And then it comes back. A sleep apnea death is a good way to kill a spouse. Did you see that?

Oh yeah, just cover them up. Did you see the gay. Oh, because I believe I had sleep apnea undiagnosed. Did you see the gay ghost hunters I sent? Mm-mm. Buddy, the gay. You know the ghost hunting shows, right? Sure.

They have one with it's gay guys ghost hunting. I sent the clip. Do you have the clip? Somewhere. Oh, boy. All right. Well, maybe I should have prepped that a little more. I sent it in an email. Do you have it? She has it.

All right, listen, dude. These fucking... I think all ghost hunting shows should be gay guys. And trans people. Well, it's like you want shows should be gay guys and trans people. It's fucking- Well, it's like you want all magic to be done for black people. Yep.

And you want ghost hunting to be done by gays. I just want gay people, cause they react. Oh yeah, that's pretty fun. Also, anyone in the clairvoyance world, I'd prefer to be a flamboyant gay. Oh, 100%. Did you see that? Here we go.

Oh, this is so great. That? Did you see that? Here we go. Oh, this is so great. That. Who did you just call that? Are you talking to me? It just said the F word. Oh, is this ghost from Legion of Skanks, the Otherworld. It's Lewis's father. It's Lewis's dad, dude.

It did kind of sound like Lewis if he played again. We might have found his dad. Dude, if you Ouija board... Can we hit it again just to hear the voice, when he says the word? Yeah, listen. It does sound like him, listen. Fat? Who did you just call fat? Are you talking to me?

Back it. It just said the F word. That's great. It's a gay one. Now we gotta cancel the ghost. I'm from a different time. Yeah, I died from a different time. I died last year in Mississippi. Yeah.

Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm from the 1300s. I didn't know you couldn't say that anymore. It's Patrice O'Neil. You fat. Have you seen the spirit boxes that people have? What? Where they contact spirits, they have like these boxes

and there'll be people that like clean graves and they'll have like the spirit box out and he'll be cleaning a grave and like, it'll be a kid's grave and like a voice will pop up and it's a kid and it's like, thank you. No. And shit, yeah, it's really scary. And there's this other girl on TikTok I follow

and she holds a candle up to a sheet and different faces come out of the sheet. And she'll shake the sheet and put a new candle up, and it'll be clear as day. Like, she'll do it on live. Like, a face will form, and the sheet will be a man with a mustache that looks like he died a long time ago. We had a live seance on Bonfire,

and things were moving the Ouija board stuff. Really? Yeah. Live, remember? What are you looking at? Why, you didn't like it? It scares you? No, it doesn't scare me-hmm. What are you looking at? Why, you didn't like it? Scares you? No, doesn't scare me at all.

You don't believe it at all? Let's call to Satan right now. Turn off the lights and light candles and let's bring him in the room. Would I love it if Satan just possessed you? I open up DJ Lou to you, demon. No. DJ Lou is open for you. Satan, please take DJ Lou's soul right now.

We give it to you. Satan, I'm particularly closed. DJ Lou. Not over here. Satan, take DJ Lou's soul for two tickets to Madison Square Garden Pearl Jam. He's having a hard time getting tickets. And he sure could use some help Satan if you're listening he's gay yeah how funny is yeah Satan does faggot yeah yeah they go Pearl Jam I like the funny the quirky ghost music. This please play the rest of this.

Gay people. Freaks. This ghost is hilarious. We hear you. We hear you. We hear you. This ghost is hilarious. This is the ghost of old man and rocking chair on front porch. Oh, she asked what color one of their dresses is. They both said red.

I heard red. This isn't red. This is magenta. It's a man for sure, he doesn't know what magenta is. Yeah, I have a feeling you don't know magenta. Can we talk to someone that has good taste? Is there a gay ghost in the house? Is Liberace around?

The reason I had such a hard time with these is just because that's not how you would handle hearing a real voice of a spirit or a ghost. You would not be like, oh, what did they just say? You'd be like, ah! It's all real for real! There's so much to process. Gay people love ghosts. Do they?

Yeah, they love a spirit. That's true, I guess. A spirit. It's so funny that they're like, wah, it's magenta, you piece of shit. What was Thomas Dale's, what's his clairvoyant name? Flamboyant gay Thomas Dale. Was that Thomas Dale from New York when he was here? Was he really a clairvoyant?

He is now currently a clairvoyant. He changed his name. You know Thomas he is now currently a clairvoyant. Changed his name. You know Thomas Dale? Yeah, I remember him. He would do like Chelsea Lately and stuff a little bit towards the end. But um. Yeah, him, yes, yes, yes.

Is he really, I remember him. He was in at the cellar for a minute. Oh, he's fully a clairvoyant now. I mean. Wow, that's wild. Because he's a, sure. He's a clairvoyant, all right. Queen, Thomas.

Do you believe in clairvoyants? That people can, I don't even know what it is to do this. Oh, he'll do a home scan for $400. Can we bring him in here? Can we do, I'll split a scan right now. Can we get him in here to do a, It's only Los Angeles. Oh shit.

It's only Los Angeles. Can he do it over the phone? I can read your family members if you want. He does a two, $300 for two person, one hour Zoom session. You miss your grandma. I do. Your grandma? How did you know my grandma died?

Your grandma, she had white hair before she died. She did have white hair. Was a little bit curly. A little bit, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Her name was, hold on, give me a second. Mary. I'm hearing a Mary. That is her fucking name. Yeah. second. Mary. I'm hearing a Mary.

That is her fucking name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I called her what? Did she have a little dog? A pet of sorts? Oh, she just thought you were a dog. That's what she said.

Nevermind. Oh, okay, that hurts. No, she loves you very much. I did jerk off in the basement. Was she married? She was. She had a husband. She did. Yeah. And wow.

And she loved him. She loves him a lot. And she says she misses you. There's a secret thing between you. She wants me to say, if she ever passed, she she had a secret code for you. She wants me to tell you the vest is in the sewing box. Does that make sense to you? Kim, not joking. I'm not joking. No, don't fuck with me. I swear to God. That's what came in my head just now. I bought, when I was.

Don't fuck with me, Bobby. Kim, there was a minute where vests were in. I bought a, Kim. Two things in my life that my grandmother sewed. I bought an MTV satin jacket when they first came out. Wore it, what? It was when it first came out, not now. Whatever dude, you're wearing fucking fingernail polish

like Madonna. You're not wrong, but satin jackets usually are reserved for the girlfriend of a guy in a leather jacket. Buddy, you went and got a manicure and chose neon green. I chose it for a couple fingers. Okay, so there you go. Just a couple. Yeah, a couple that go in your bum.

For the big night? No, I'm going to the Gathering of the Juggalos, dude. I'm trying to win Miss Juggalette. So, I ripped it on a fence the first night, she sewed it up. I brought it home, I was like, because you couldn't send it back back then, you know, it was like Amazon was around.

It would take six months to get it. It would take another year to get it back. She sewed it up and I bought a vest. And one of the little pockets ripped and I gave it to her to sew, I left it there. After she died, Kim. Dude, are you fucking with me? After she died, when we went to the house after they were going through my uncle lives in that house by himself

Okay, he was like yo, is this yours? I found it in her room It was sewn up and in the pocket was a note. I love you Nana Are you fucking shitting me? 100% I'm fucking with you. That was a beautiful story. Thank you very much. That was a beautiful story. Thank you so much. Thank you very much. I like the backstory with the...

Well, yeah, it was very believable with the vest. Yeah, thanks. We do have to... Is this Thomas Dale? No, this is a spirit box. Oh, I want to see a spirit box when we come back. We have to take a break though first. We're hanging out with Kimmy Congdon, everybody.

Where you at? Her new special Childish Milk. Streaming right now on YouTube. You can find her podcast, with Kimmy Congdon everybody. Where you at? Her new special Childish Milk. Streaming right now on YouTube. You can find her podcast, The Kim Congdon Takeover, wherever you listen to podcasts. You know she's absolutely hilarious. Robert Kelly, go to PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly for all his dates. He's got the Comedy Connection in Providence coming up.

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