The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Cam To Cam (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

The Beastmaster himself Justin Silver is on hand as Jay tries to find an old couple on a voyeur site. During his search, the gang discovers an adult webcam site with a "cam to cam" feature. This all...ows everyone to interact with diverse, nude couples in every room. Jay does a special dance to endear himself to his new friends. Justin shows his bum to try and arouse them and Bobby makes obscene hand gestures for fun! *To hear the full show and subscribe to SXM go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Baby come back Now Bobby I will say There's some yacht rock yacht rocks pretty fuckable music. I Think yeah, I mean first of all you introduced me to yacht rock I didn't know is yacht rock and I can't stop listening to yacht rock especially driving up to New Hampshire, dude It may remind you your childhood the best
Starting point is 00:00:36 reminds me that in the movie Arthur Arthur come yeah, cuz when you get caught between the moon New York City comes on a lot on the out rock Christopher cross Yacht rock legend who looks like star rose halkeus who doesn't like star rose halkeus with Down syndrome Yeah, I mean they could be brothers if you've ever bring up Christopher cross. It's crazy how much they look alike Always dumpy guys, too. Oh Yeah, rock the one in the red doesn't't it look like Stobby, baby? But yes. By the way, Yacht Rock, I mean, good luck finding a great looking person in Yacht Rock. They're always bad.
Starting point is 00:01:15 It didn't exist. Ambrosia. It was the one... Ugly across the board. It was the one genre that you could be dumpy and still get some vagina. Some reason if you're fat you can still pull off a button down silk shirt tucked into some brown pants in the 70s. And those guys were getting ass. A nice medallion.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I like it. I like a medallion. Everybody, it's the Lost Tapes. It's Thursday. It's the Bonfire. I'm Big G. Okerson. Everybody, it's the Lost Tapes. It's Thursday. It's the Bonfire. I'm Big G. Okerson. That's the great Robert Kelly.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Hi. Faction Talk Series XM103, we're hanging out. With the whole crew and one of our good, good buddies, everybody. One of our best buddies. I show favor to everyone. It's the Beastmaster himself. Hey boys.
Starting point is 00:01:59 How are you? Hang on, Justin. You're rising over the mountain right now. Yes. The sun glowing behind me. the gods have called upon you Falcons landing on your arms the seven gay photographers taking photos right now. Yeah to Puma's I want a ferret just like the real beast master. I want a ferret in a leather satchel behind the camera just a handsome tattooed guy
Starting point is 00:02:23 gay orgy happening Once in a while he pops up to take pictures and Jacob your lack of knowledge of that It's the reason why you're never gonna have a full head of hair ever again. Yeah You're not willing to play the game. Yeah, say goodbye to your follicles Jacob Justin's hair is so full. I taught three day. I'm three. I'm three weeks after the PRP. It explodes Yeah, PRP day. I'm three. I'm three weeks after the PRP. It explodes. Yeah No, I'm doing Yeah, Jay's come get him getting the PRP. Yeah, you are he's going to the farm it works
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah, I mean watch come and watch I'm not even in danger yet. I'm just jumping ahead of it Yeah, do what I did jump ahead it and just shave your head and be that guy. I can't be that guy. You can't be. I'm a patient, I'm telling you, with my hair going. It's like, if that's the thing that drives you crazy, that's the thing. I envy people like you, Hulu. You're like, oh, fuck it, I'll just shave it.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I envy people like you that can just be gay. Yeah. Me too. I think what we're trying to say is everybody's being themselves on this show. Everyone's just being themselves. That's what we're saying. I just want's being themselves on this everyone's that's what we're saying I just want to be gay. Yeah, I want to be bald Paco over Asians out when he's here all the time. I know he eats everything with chopsticks. It's a burger, dude Say Lobby
Starting point is 00:03:39 Everyone's becoming who they truly are. He's wearing clothes that were hit like 13 years ago. I coming who they truly are. He's wearing clothes that were a hit like 13 years ago. I saw Paco for the first time last night, terminated timelines at Legion of Skanks and I was like, oh hey sorry about 4th of July. Oh, you were there. Oh yeah. You were there for the debacle.
Starting point is 00:03:56 What happened? He didn't know the debacle that was going on. Justin, you left just in time. We don't have to go through the whole thing again. Just Josh Joshed me. Oh really? I snapped a little bit and then Christine got uncomfortable. Can I have your refrigerator please?
Starting point is 00:04:09 Don't need all this food in here. You're not crazy off. I'm not off. You're not crazy off. Can I sleep over for a week? Hey, you going to keep those pants you're wearing? Hey, you mind if I derailed this train of fun you're about to have?
Starting point is 00:04:22 Justin, did you hear the show yesterday? Just put this out on Facebook and let you know, anybody here know how to make ice? Did I hear what? Did you hear the show yesterday? Cause you just recounted. No, I'm just assuming this is what happened. Where do you guys keep your towels at?
Starting point is 00:04:38 Towels came up yesterday. I feel bad for Christine. Somebody said it. Christine, like me, 4th of July is her favorite holiday. It's one of my favorite. Not my favorite, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July, Halloween. But Fourth of July is a big one for me.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And I love the fireworks. And I feel bad that your day was ruined. Your Fourth of July, your favorite holiday was ruined. We were having such a good day. What possibly derailed this? Josh. A rap? A rap?
Starting point is 00:05:04 Josh? At one point, Jay was like, remember down in the water, and you're like, I'm not a fucking assistant, which didn't even really make sense. Can you shoot this text for me? I'm busy looking at something else right now. Oh, no, I was talking about Josh with that. No, it's the thing where it's just like, Jay will sit here.
Starting point is 00:05:18 He'll sit here with his thumb up his butt, waiting for me to do whatever. And I'm like, I'm not your fucking assistant. Assistant Jay, what happened, please? It was a very simple, Josh said I'd have to get water before we go down to do whatever. I'm like, I'm not your fucking assistant. Assistant J, what happened? It was a very simple, Josh, that I'd have to get water before we go down to the fireworks. And then he went to the deli, and 10 minutes later, I was like, Christine calls him, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:05:35 hey, we're waiting for food. He was waiting to order food from the deli, and you're like, say something, fuck face, if you're gonna go wait in a line and order food. Right after the traffic that got us there very late. But he didn't remember because he fell asleep in the car. He put his seat back, he fell asleep in the car. Can I tell you something?
Starting point is 00:05:52 I talked to Josh last night on the phone, we were laughing because someone put it perfectly and everybody in the room won't get this right away, but he goes, dude, Josh is great. He goes, he's your Ralph Cerella. You always want him around, but he's the guy who's gonna be the tornado of something. And when I was talking to Josh about it, I was like, no, Josh is great. He goes, he's your Ralph Sarella. You always want him around, but he's the guy who's going to be the tornado of something. And when I was talking to Josh about it, I was like, no, he's the guy.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Howard Stern's like, of course we're doing a week long thing at my house. Like Ralph's going to be there. And then it's like, when they get home, it's like Ralph threw up in his washing machine. He fuck it. It's like always some thing. Yeah. It's like, you know, I mean like he insulted somebody, something he put a cigarette out, asht on the couch or something, you know, just always something. Yeah. There's a liability. He's a liability. He's taxing He's taxing Jay has the patience of a fucking monk. I got a Louis Jay Gomez in my life
Starting point is 00:06:32 I got a Josh and a minor. I got a Christine for crisis Come on Christine's not taxing. Is she? There you go, you got it. Did you get that, Lou? Do you think Christine's taxing? Is Christine taxing? Christine, I find you beautiful and tolerable. That's why we hang out so much. That's because you are a woman inside. We go to Lulu Lemon together for pants.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Christine, you know what this sounds like? A girl's trip to the farm, go get railed by these photographers. I haven't lost enough weight to go to the farm yet. Christine and Justin just the center of a blowbang. They stop Christine at the the scale at the door. Can I come too? I'll bring Lekha. They're gonna love her over there. Come on. She's my friend. Let her in. She's good. She'll watch the dogs while we all 69. Justin we have a 145 and under rule here at the farm. I have to learn, by the way, I have to learn how to screen record things.
Starting point is 00:07:34 You don't know how to screen record? On my phone? We could have Googled it last night. You swipe down and hit screen record. Here, there. Yeah, but you have to add. You swipe down and hit that button. But you have to add that to the screen
Starting point is 00:07:45 He doesn't have to do that. I do that. I also think some sites block it. I'd imagine that's that probably YouTube can sometimes do it. So one of my kill times you can go to the site to Christine one of my kill times Smoking a cigarette is uh, what's wrong? My headphones just going in and out continue. I'll do you like the button. It might just be shitty Connections go ahead. There's an Asian and a black gentleman come here and stare at it for you no professional stares yeah Lou Lou what you're doing is far too technical over there with those headphones. Stop fidgeting with it. Stare at it and then tell him it works great. It's working now.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I wish I could... Paco is fucking caramel. I wish I... God, you really... you took your shirt off this weekend, didn't you? A little bit. Yeah, you can tell. You're in the middle of a Snickers bar. He's an island boy Oh my god, you know, right? Are you saying tacos looks like nougat? Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:51 The inside of you get I tell you what you'd go right in at the farm Why do you want to go to the farm you want to keep that hair forever right now? There's a no Brown's rule, but I could change that now He knows Steve Byrne has the same hair as that it looks like it's going bald Forever and never leaves it never goes now. I thought Steve was gonna be bald a long time ago. He's hanging on to that hairpiece Yeah, I don't look like So it's gonna go eventually Eventually it's starting to go now. Yeah, really Doing all the things I tell you to do
Starting point is 00:09:29 No, I'm serious. We talk I text him about this. I go tell me you call the hair You have to wash three dogs a day. You have to hold five male paintings in your hand. Yeah five is a lot I'm sorry. How thick does it have to be? How do you feel about getting a German photographer train run on your shitter? See what I'm saying? It will bring the hair back. How do you feel about cleaning jizz out of a pool every morning and then drinking that jizz? The answer is spare no expense. That's the answer. If it makes me beautiful, yes.
Starting point is 00:09:55 You are. Justin is my hair guru. He's everyone's hair guru. I know. Not mine. Yeah. What if I leave the first bad review? This shit didn't work.
Starting point is 00:10:04 He's fully shit. This guy's telling you you lies July I wish I had screen record because last night. I'll describe this as best I can look You go to that site Christine you bring it up. Yeah, I have it right here, but she's not live right now But nobody's chatter bait. Oh, you know she is Mature loving we have to find it, and I have to show you guys just from some audio they are joining a fan club. You don't have to do that but just go back to it and there's nothing on it they don't have like old video at all I guess. No, you have to join.
Starting point is 00:10:35 To watch old video? Yeah I think if we join we can... Josh has a membership we can use his email. Please go... no not to this. He won't care. I'm confused. So here's what it it is it's my kill time when I smoke cigarette it's a website you can go in I type in or just click on the top there's Lou on the fourth one over we're four minutes in we're already looking at asshole I mean, there's nothing to do. I mean, for me, that's Jim Norton. That's not them. That's an older Jim and Nicky.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I know that. Take this off the screen while I explain. That's an older Jim and Nicky. I'm sorry. That's such a great. So it's a campsite. Yeah. I put in United States.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I put in couples are the two choices you can make. And then it just shows you a thumbnail of a bunch of these rooms. You can just peek in and whatever. You have to pay to, like, I make. And then it just shows you like a thumbnail of a bunch of these rooms. You can just peek in and whatever. You have to like pay to like, I guess. Talk to them. No, I guess you can probably just talk to them, I'm so sure, but like they go like separately
Starting point is 00:11:33 and they're like, sometimes if it's like, especially good looking people, they'll be like, all right, they're just trying to get people worked up and then go, now pay for a private show, which I would even know where to begin with that. Got it. But sometimes they just fuck and do whatever on camera.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Sometimes it's just like stupid, like, you know, porn houses where they just have like a porn girl doing something. But a lot of these couples are like toothless hillbilly, fat, whatever, and it's funny. So last night I find a lady who's definitely in her 60s and her husband is in her 60s, who's got a big fat dick. She never stopped talking and she just talked she was like oh I actually have to will go to work at 8 o'clock in the morning tomorrow, but look at his big penis Isn't it nice and she goes see if I can get hard a little bitch on
Starting point is 00:12:18 She goes it's actually really big and like I'm really small then she like turns around shows her pussy He's like look how small it is And but she just sounds like one of your mom's friends hanging out at the house And she talks about her life like a Fran she goes oh Someone's like I just came so hard that she goes. Oh, I love hearing that when people come When you come for me, that's great Did she work at a Home Depot like that type of chick did she said she has to be a work from 8 to 530 She's gotta be in 8 from 530 tomorrow evening at the construction site. I should probably do after they fucked. Here's what happened I was watching when I went to go smoke a cigarette came back out me and Christine watched full episode of justified and
Starting point is 00:12:58 Then I was like I'm gonna smoke one more cigarette and then we'll get in bed and when I go to smoke that cigarette It's them afterwards. Oh, she let her dog at one point she's talking she's just naked and the guys got his fucking dick like sitting on his stomach he's like a red sunburned like old like gray-haired guy like chubby with his big huge dick and then she's like what what is it she's I gotta let dogs out and then she just goes and gets up naked and walks to let the dogs out And then the old man just sitting there with his wiener on his stomach, and he's like she'll be right back And then I guess I guess they fucked and done everything sexual while we watched the show
Starting point is 00:13:37 Because when I come back at the very end It's just like he's like at one point he's like I'm going to bed like he leaves and she just sitting there She goes I know I should go too, but I gotta do it dude. She was walking. Hello. What time was it? Yeah, like 11 and then 12 I Don't know where they're at but night. It's so far that you go on that page and the part about chatterbait is they DJ it too So it's their music that they fuck to oh really going through it yeah well this is a called nude live but I think a lot of it is like links to chat this is something I just happened upon once so I stayed with that site right that makes sense well chatter beats free that's
Starting point is 00:14:14 why I like it oh yeah I don't join anything I don't give him anything and there's a guy dude I got locked in the one the other day where I almost was like how do you figure out how to go to the private room of these people? But then I've looked this guy up. His name's alpha underscore Luke. He's just some pretty boy, like 21 year old. And this guy just slays, they call it collabs. Collabs. And like these girls, but it's what's crazy about these girls come over and they bullshit for a while. And it's like, all right, they're giving us 25 tokens or whatever. Like we're going to kiss for the first time now. And it's like all right they're giving us 25 tokens or whatever like we're gonna kiss for the first time now and it's like everything's like the first
Starting point is 00:14:48 and he just these hot chicks and he just fucks them for the first time on the thing it's pretty awesome like they'll make out she's like well now I'm wet like now I want to fuck somebody take us private like this makes me want to live alone oh dude imagine me slap dude slap nuts to nude live tonight. Go to the page Christine You see I'm trying to create an account so I can oh, I don't have an account Josh Anna Myers at gmail.com, then we'll create a login. It's called a burden my friends in my friends. One more in 076. Oh Christ.
Starting point is 00:15:23 But someone said he's Ralph Cerella. So great. If you're young and you watch that shit, I can see as like, I remember when I used to watch In the VIP, I'm like, I have to move to Dade County, Florida and get in with these guys. That wouldn't make me feel this way. What Nude Live would have existed when I was younger is I probably would have never left because the voyeurism of it is fucking Wild and like you just see it's amazing when people like just Midwest trash
Starting point is 00:15:50 Not even attractive will just sit naked with a dildo in their pussy and their dirty house around them And they're just talking is like I mean, you know, it's like the ding ding ding ding ding girl like that There's so much of that on this thing. I like the older Girl like that there's so much of that on this thing. I like the older this There's an older woman one site, but I like it because they usually have like two pairs of reading glasses on oh Yeah, they have to pull one down They have to read with the and then they start typing on like an old you can hear I gotta say public or the private society and What's the other one that's got good clips
Starting point is 00:16:28 Private society and desperate amateurs. I don't belong to the site So I just see the clips which are always like compilations and stuff, but both of those Sites where I like is it's very very regular people I mean where they're like I believe the story it's like this very regular people. I mean, I believe the story. It's like this bartender wanted to know what we were doing back at the hotel, so she came and wanted to find out.
Starting point is 00:16:51 And it's just like an OK body, but real ugly face, just lady. Smoker's cough, just getting double teamed by two regular dudes. They look at their names are Jeff and Dave. It's really, it's great. Are you masturbating to these ever? Or is this smoke while you're smoking a cigarette? No, the private society desperate amateurs,
Starting point is 00:17:14 those are during whack sessions. I'll jump into those sometimes. No, this is not. This is not a whack session. Where is Christine when you whack and having whack sessions to this stuff? New York City. She's in the other room?
Starting point is 00:17:25 No, this is what I'm like on the road. Oh, you don't do it at the house. I don't whack off at the house much. No? Christine and I are looking for couch swatches while he's doing this. I don't know. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:17:36 So you guys are whacking off on the couch? Yes. This is chatter bait. This is live right now. This chick is, what movie film? Oh, it's Fine, one of these ladies. This fraud is jacking off right now. Oh, wow. Yeah, this here's the thing It's a joy. This does nothing for me. It does nothing It's not that think looks she's hot and whatever and she's doing it
Starting point is 00:17:56 I get it the couples thing on this is great because there's interact. It's just you understand It's mostly downtime what you see for free. You don't really see the fucking so what it is It's like a girl like like half whack and a guy like a fat guy off and the guys like on his phone And then once in a while, he'll look over. He's like how many tokens we got? Alright, and he just goes back and the girl is just talking. She's like God, I gotta get new hair dye. I don't like this stuff anymore. And they're just gross and fucking naked. Her roots are coming in? Anyone can do it, and a lot of people will.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Why don't we do this? Are you on it, Christine? Because we have jobs. Well, it looks like we need to. First of all, that girl looks like she had a full moon happy trail. I'm not sure if it's the line of hair. That was a scar.
Starting point is 00:18:43 It looked like a scar. You want to see? Yeah. I got rid of her. Hang on. Yay! Did they ever have the, I can't say when they have I'm not sure what is that like the that was a scar look like a scar Do they ever have like the I can't say when they have like cats on the bed in the room You know that that type of shit or like their kid in the background. Yeah kids No kids, you can't have a kid in the background. You'll be arrested. Yeah, but he's retainer on the fucking Just her teeth. Tell you what That's not a bad porn search in the getting caught thing sometimes
Starting point is 00:19:05 It's like a girl doing her only fans like dildoing and the baby wanders in Yeah, or a lot of times you hear someone like you know not like mom and there's like a dildo like yes Whether I have dildo inside themselves. Well, I guess okay. Give mommy a minute Okay, two seconds. Was it you? Jacob, don't make a face like that. Your mother's definitely placated you while she was slamming her bean. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:19:32 You do have dolls in your house. I didn't have the internet back then, I guess. Was it you who told me about when people leave Zoom on and it'll be like a teacher, and then afterwards they forget the Zoom is on, and then you see them whacking off? That happened specifically to a guy It happened to a guy
Starting point is 00:19:47 Didn't it happen to a senator the best was one guy so I don't know if this was a senator one but like Yes, there was a guy who got nailed like that But there was also one where the guy doesn't know and he just starts whack and he's like getting the porn and he's doing But everyone's on the meeting still they're like Jeff. No Stop done. He's like yeah But everyone's on the meeting still, and they're like, Jeff, no, stop that. And he's just like, yeah, there we go. And they're like, Jeff, God damn Jeff,
Starting point is 00:20:07 you're still on the phone. Trying to stop him, and he just keeps whacking off. A lot of people have had significant others walk naked, pig-sneezing, or coming out of the shower, and not thinking that the person's on a good call. When we did the Calder and Kelly thing, we had the Saturday Night Jerkoff party. We just called it a Jerkoff party,
Starting point is 00:20:24 because it was most just guys. It was like one girl that would come in. And the first night we did it, there was just two guys, two fat dudes, just jerking off on their Zoom. They thought it was like a real jerk off party. So it was just two fat guys jerking off at their desk on Zoom.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Fantastic. Oh, it was the fucking funniest. On air? Oh, it was a go time? On air? Yeah, on air. We started started the because we used to let everybody in the zoom at one point we just let everybody in so it'd just be you know just yeah maybe 50 people in there and i'm like dude is that is that pull up and there was just a fat guy
Starting point is 00:20:56 whacking his meat at his desk just looking down at his keyboard that's really great um oh that was one i saw last night too that maybe I almost sent this one to Christine, too. Christine's in the other room I just sent him to, where I go, volume up on this person. And yesterday it was just a chubby guy with long hair. He played in a shitty band. Big, thick wiener. And he's just whacking off and staring at a camera,
Starting point is 00:21:22 and next to him is a trans girl. So it was basically a boy with little tits and like a trans girls is basically you know it's like a Boy with little tits and a little small wiener, and they're just there's no speaking There's both staring at the camera and whacking off together I think if we pay $5.99 a month we can access old videos of mature leaven I'm good for it. I'm good for it. Fucking jump in. I'll give you $150 And it smells like coal. 150 Also we just buy tokens it looks like it says and just buy it like that instead of having a
Starting point is 00:21:50 Recurring fucking subscription, but then we're just like a cuck like everybody else on there. I want to be special Okay, how do you get tokens purchase tokens token purchase? Yeah, there you go I get the bunch of tokens go to the bottom a million get 79 tokens or no What is it a thousand tokens? Yeah, let's go dive in balls deeps if we could listen to this lady talk This will be my favorite thing in the world maybe ever for audio on the show she Having this conversation Between sexual acts is she's out of her tree. Yeah, we're old but we lack, you know, we're sexy
Starting point is 00:22:32 $79 a month you could get a whole year by the way. No, it's not a month doing a math If you're buying tokens, you might as you do the year. Why do I need to buy? That's three months for 150 tokens I feel what if I want to get a subscription to some yeah yeah, now I want to see what Alpha Luke's doing to these because I'll tell you what. Gotcha. Alpha Luke goes, all right, guys, we're going private now. And I really had like a oh, no, no, no. Reach for the screen like, no, I want to see this girl. Look so nervous.
Starting point is 00:22:56 It's fucking wild, dude. Hmm. But I was on my roof. It was also weird watching porn on the roof. That is weird of my building. Yeah. you have a perfectly good female down to the It wasn't for that though. It was more for looking for like laughing stuff. I'm not gonna whack off on the roof Look at left left and right. Did you ever get turned on on the cigarette breaks and then want to I mean that would happen Yeah, that does happen. Sometimes. Yeah, you're like damn come back down and just throw Christine on the couch No, I'm not just constantly looking at porn on the roof. I barely go on the roof
Starting point is 00:23:33 that was just the other day I happened when I was clicking something off of You know when you get all the screens of your internet up and I saw that that was up there I was like, what's going on nude live and I clicked it and there was a and there was that guy because I was like rarely is there a girl where you're like I think this looks real like not like a paid thing and it's is this them I think so oh come on two minutes she has to talk oh god dude that's gross oh my god that's the grossest shit I've ever seen. We gotta have her talking I'm doing good He's gonna come on her wedding ring keeps thinking just keep going to it
Starting point is 00:24:20 She blows like an old lady. Yeah, look her hoodies interface. She's sucking his dick like she has carpal tunnel Now get try to find another more she talks I don't care about her sex acts I have a tiny vagina Josh oh That's the only thing all that work damn it we'll go to the nude live just the regular page She doesn't have an archive this woman I thought that was the whole point of we're not good at the computer That's gonna haunt me forever. Is this chatterbait same thing just let's cross just click couples. That's the best. There's no I Mean, there's no rhyme or reason to it Now these are you got to find the hot young That's what I'm saying. These are two people that agreed to be part of a thing. This is happening right now
Starting point is 00:25:05 What kind of is right? I was that beauty of it? He's a guy who's doing his math homework. Yeah, here you go. Here's a great example some doofy fucking guy And they're just friends that are gonna fuck it's really Captivating how much money they make volume on this spaz Yes, I couldn't guess how much money they make volume on this spaz Yes, I couldn't guess how much money they make quit honestly I don't know what tokens translate to but once you do this you kind of He's done. What do you mean? I mean, you know like you like this guy is recognized. They're recognizable They're not recognizable now and also it's
Starting point is 00:25:42 Recognizable now and also it's What the fuck are we into right now No, that's not easy to fake no, but it's Holland where is this America? Oh, I always click the United States This is these are not American. These look like Russians. They do look like they're far Yeah, Holland or some shit. Yeah, like Czechoslovakia out I want to hear their dumb fucking dorky voices. Let's hear If you do this I give you toilet paper to take home for your family There's not a big deal in Russia. This is kind of what you do over there to make some money exactly I think he hits and destroys. You make it just America, this is why I do this. You make it just America.
Starting point is 00:26:31 They're just fat dumpy old people. If you make it America, North America I guess, you can see it whittles you down. Now you're getting the real local trash. Yeah, you're getting Dorito eating fatso's. That guy, the meth guy. Wow. There we go. Looks like Donnie Dust. Yeah, you're getting Dorito eating fatso's that guy the meth guy Wow It's like Donnie Dust
Starting point is 00:26:54 If Donnie Dust have we made a dildo out of wait can we talk to him Christine message a message girl Say let me see your shit tell him to pan down Let me see your shit. He's got a good microphone set up. Or is that a fan? No, no, no. He's got a peep hopper. Go cam to cam. Let him see us. Yeah, cam to cam.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Go cam to cam. Go cam to cam. Cam to cam. Cam to cam. The screen name's the Bonfire Radio. Yes. Oh, of course. 100%.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Now we're talking. Cam to cam. Put your cam on, Christine. Christine, for the love of God, go cam to cam. Show cock. Show that ass. Christine, DJ Lou's going to get this log in and use all of our tokens. This guy looks exhausted. Christine, you haven't written anything or cam to cam this guy. I said, let me see your shit.
Starting point is 00:27:43 He's talking. What is he saying? Why can't we hear him I know what you're saying suck the Bigfoot is real I've seen it oh He can't hear us that air conditioner is working though. We can't hear us Unless could we turn a microphone on no why? 100% turn the mics on we're in a multi-million dollar studio. This guy's fucking sitting in front of his laptop in a shed. No way we can turn our camera off. We're the only radio show with a crew.
Starting point is 00:28:11 We're like, hey, do this. It'll be fine. They go, no. Also, multi-million dollar studio. The building. I don't know. The building. Can we go cam to cam with him?
Starting point is 00:28:22 Where's his couple? Mother fucker. Why fuck she not answering us click the cam to cam button She's H. We agree except Yes, I have a camera. She doesn't have a camera. What damn it. There's a camera in front of Lou put Lou on Lou Oh, he's looking Right there There we are. There we are, yeah, there it is. Here's our camera.
Starting point is 00:28:46 What is that? It's not the one here though. Which one is it? There it is. There it is. Oh! Oh! Stop!
Starting point is 00:28:54 Put it on me. Show me and Justin. Let's wait. Hey everybody, if you're listening to The Bonfire as a podcast, you gotta know there's a whole second half of the show that you're not getting to hear. Look, if you love the bonfire, which you know you do, this is just half of the show. Go subscribe to SiriusXM at SiriusXM.com slash bonfire. Subscribe right now.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Show us. What's the preview? This is the preview. All right. Show them what we got. So should I start cam to cam? Yes. Yes. It's gonna be sexy. What's up, bro? What's up previous is a preview? Okay, so should I start cam to cam? Yes!
Starting point is 00:29:26 What's up bro? What's up man? Hey! Hey! Justin Wave! Hey Wave, this is Justin. You probably recognize him from the farm. He's the gardener on the farm.
Starting point is 00:29:43 This is DJ Lou, you recognize from Pearl Jam concerts This guy's slaps wiener and project this Christine Christine show your pussy This guy vapes like you you guys are meant to be Is our Latin boy This is our little Gunga Din. He needs that hair shit. He stopped viewing our cam. What?
Starting point is 00:30:10 What the fuck? Cam the cam somebody else, Christine. Someone's jumping on board with us. This is the best thing we've ever done here. Jacob is running from the camera. Jacob. I set it up. I wasn't running. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:30:24 All right, how about XXX adrenaline over there yep all the way on the left yep oh we just cook oh wow oh we're talking about TRT came to camp Christine this guy shaves his chest just like you just that's right cam to cam. Let's see if he recognizes Christine or if he recognizes Justin Hey Doing a great job whatever you're doing Does everyone make jerk-off fans Everybody the same time Jacob where you at you're not making jerk-off hands guys. We're all making jerk-off hands Look I'm doing it in my face Christine jerk-off hands guys. We're all making jerk-off hands Look I'm doing it in my face
Starting point is 00:31:07 Christine jerk-off hands, please. We're all doing it. Thank you. Finally someone participates Jacob jerk-off hands Tire higher Jacob like this do like I do We make our screen a little bigger so we can see what we're doing You imagine jerking off on a camera and then eight people in a studio start doing the thing with it? He's not viewing our cam. This is the cam version of applause. All right, go back to the choices.
Starting point is 00:31:37 We're going to try everyone until we get somebody on this hook. Go with that. Oh, the fat tip, the fat tip right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. tit. Yeah. Oh, God. Yep. Wow. That areola is a fucking bullseye target.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Cam to cam, Christine. That's the biggest, brownest areola I've ever seen. That's not the biggest one I've ever seen. We're different. Oh, yeah. Can we make our cam bigger, though?
Starting point is 00:32:01 Do a squeezy. Do a squeezy. Squeezy now. It's not letting me. Squeezy hands. I don't know what the legality is of putting them on the air without them knowing it. We're not showing them. No, I'm just saying if they start talking back. Oh, none of them are.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah, there she goes. Look out, I got her. I feel like she can't afford a lawyer. How do you do a fingering thing? She's not viewing our camera. Why don't they like us? I was sucking my own tits for nothing. This is embarrassing. All right, Christine, off this page. I knew this girl had awful nips.
Starting point is 00:32:31 What's our name on the thing? Is it like Bonfire? We should put a name of a person so that. No, you have to let them know it's the Bonfire Radio. I have a name. Jacob Attat as the name. Get the black guy up in the corner. The black guy with the
Starting point is 00:32:45 The black girl. Oh, yeah, yes Was to Oh to blow no oh yep black Lou come over come over Show them we're safe. Yeah Wait no get with Christine so you guys like interracial couple watching stay next to Christine are they smoking a blunt Christine cam to cam? Cam to cam oh she's playing music I Feel like you have to talk to them before you can They're in are they watching whoa She's cute that girl she just shaved her pussy, but only like down to I like that I like a little shade
Starting point is 00:33:24 She's a cutie. They're watching you now, right, Christine? Yes. Are they watching? Yeah. Oh, what? Oh. Oh, outy belly button, what up? Can she hear you?
Starting point is 00:33:36 I think she heard you. I don't know. Did she hear me? She just ran away. Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, what's happening? What up? Hey. I had to turn them all the way down you beautiful newbie and couple
Starting point is 00:33:49 What's happening? Oh you got a cat? Oh, there's a cat We almost saw this guy's hogger ask what the cat's name is Bro Dancing you guys dance. Yes. I gotta be honest with you Christine Lou dance do a, you guys dance. I gotta be honest with you. Christine and Lou dance. Do a little dance, do a little dance. Christine, dance like that for them. Yeah, dance like that, there you go. Christine, twerk it.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Twerk it. God damn it, I have to do every fucking thing in the studio. Sorry, Jay. Paco, hold the camera for Jay. Paco, hold the camera. This is how we do it. This is how we do it.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah, Jay. Go Jay, go Jay, go Jay, go Jay. Make that money, baby, make that money, make that money, baby, make that money. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, this is how we do it. We're studying. Oh yeah, yeah. Jay, you got him a little uh. Come on Jay, Jay. I'm doing the things you're doing. Uh. Uh. Come on, Jay. Jay.
Starting point is 00:34:46 See. Play with your ding ding, Jay, like him. This guy's wiener's making me not feel bad about my wiener. Have you ever been this comfortable naked? Yeah! We'll be back. Jay, ask him to tie a string to his penis and play with the cat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Tie a string to your penis and play with the cat. No, she said, okay, I I'm sorry that was going too far all right cool ask him ask him to kiss oh guys kiss please give him token you guys are great I don't think you could put that up Lou the white people on this fucking site suck all right oh so you can hear it Luke in. I don't think I can hear it. Wait, can I? Wow, she's adorable. She's pretty. You're very pretty. Give tokens.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Nice. Here we go. Ooh. Man, you guys are into this. Give tokens. Give tokens. What's that say? All dogs go to heaven. Aww. They do. We're dog lovers too.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Justin loves dogs. He doesn't fight them. That's my type of butt right there. That's my type of ass right there, Jay. Flat? No. Is that flat? That's not flat. That's not a flat ass.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Oh, I thought you were talking with a guy. No, I'm talking with a guy. Oh. Talking about the girl. I feel like we stopped the action. I better get up here and twerk some more. Go. I'll go.
Starting point is 00:36:01 If you wouldn't mind. Little music. Go, Jay. Go, Jay. Go, Jay. wouldn't mind. Ah. Little music. Go Jay, go Jay, go Jay, go Jay, make money, make money, make money, make money, do that shit, do that shit, do that shit. Justin go over there and dance with Jay. I hurt my back. I'm not going to lie to you. This couple's not partying with us. Click off to somebody else. God damn it. Thanks guys. Thank you guys lie to you. This couple's not partying with us. Click off to somebody else.
Starting point is 00:36:25 God damn it. Thanks guys. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you guys. What's she doing? I don't know. She's feeding the cat.
Starting point is 00:36:32 She started reading. How about Maddie Thomas? Because that looks really funny. Just the guy staring at the screen. Yep. Oh man. Yeah, he's European. I wanna get Bitcoin advice from this guy. Is this American? Cam to Cam. We put all North America. Alright. So it could be Mexican or Canadian technically.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Oh, there you are. Hey, what's up man? Hi. Show us your wiener. We'll give you tokens. Oh, he's wearing it. Oh, oh, oh. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Don't tease. So close to seeing his wiener. You want to see my friend dance? Watch this. This guy has it.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Go, Jay. Go, Jay. Go, Jay. Go, Jay. Here we go, Jay. He got him. He got him. Yes!
Starting point is 00:37:22 Yes! Yes! Yeah! Woo! Yes. Yes! Yeah! Woo! Yes! Paco, Paco, get in there a little bit. Show him some, show him some Paco.
Starting point is 00:37:32 There we go. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. Turn this guy on. I'm gonna throw up. He's really aroused at your dancing. I'm gonna throw up. Can I tell you something?
Starting point is 00:37:41 It made me feel better than I thought. To get a guy so worked up, he had to start slapping his car. Woo? It made me feel better than I thought to get a guy so worked up he had to start slapping his car. That made me feel better than I thought that I worked that guy ass so hard. Give Bobby a taste. Bobby wants some. I think he's French. Is he some French to you? Well he's circumcised so I don't know about that. I'm taking a video of your crotch area for him. That's Christine's crotch area. Look Christine, approve. That's Christine's crotch area. Look Christine approve
Starting point is 00:38:10 Everybody approve Oh Christine gave you compliments Okay, we we peepee asked me what see my tooshie poly view Justin show me your butt show me butt Justin Here we go, this is for you Yeah Here we go, this is for you Yeah This is the gayest thing I've ever been sweet. She does speak English. He said nice sweet touch. Thank you Jacob show him your ball bag Jacob Jacob be part of this show for once Pull your ball bag. Yeah, just show me your stomach Jacob Show me new Hamilton watch wait. can you come to DJ Lou exclusively look at him go look at him work DJ talk
Starting point is 00:38:51 to him about Pearl Jam oh my god he just got really hard he's giving you some butthole it's gonna pop Christine Bobby Jacob I'm me Jay whoo Satan show him this are you hailing Hitler don't know Hitler show them this Oh, yeah, you like that huh you like that now Justin your ass and Bobby's muscles at the same time God this camera doesn't stretch far enough Guys he saw guys my being honest he's softening up. I'm watching him get soft my dances got them all work now I just slap Justin's solid ass the least thing we've ever done Christine does Christine get a heart again
Starting point is 00:39:35 I should get it back up Christine be negative about now shake your head no check it out no maybe I'll switch techniques for you Christine that made him sad yeah what are you hard already? What's he saying Lou? Samba the big with the bitch Yep, I think you're getting hard again though. Yeah Put it back on Jacob Give him tokens money money money black Lou. Let's get his emotions on black people. Get over here. Get over here. How many tokens do we want to give him?
Starting point is 00:40:09 A thousand. That's fucking free. Give him something. How do you feel? Oh yeah, yeah. Get interracial with Christine again. I'll give him ten tokens. Ten. What's ten tokens? I don't think that's a lot of tokens, but... Thank you. He said thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:22 We're a lowly radio show. God. Come already. What's taking so long? I'm doing everything, baby. Somebody's asking, where's your stepsister, bro? Oh. Uh, Jacob, will you be the stepsister? Oh, she's working.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Jacob, we need a stepsister. I think he has a stepsister that comes in. Can we ask him if he can come see me at the creek in the cave on the 18th? They gotta all tickets. Oh, how does it feel about life's end of comedy? Oh, what happened? What happened? It's right there.
Starting point is 00:40:52 I was just playing up Justin's plucks for you to read. Justin will be at the creek of the cave. Uh. What? Oh, yeah. Wait, what? He was interested in the show. Polyvoo from Wank?
Starting point is 00:41:04 Is that a Kikiko blanket no You wish you see Like that I apologize what kind of token this guy has I don't know but he's got a stupid necklace on It's our fault go go to the next person Go to the next person. You like a nice crystal? I don't like a nice crystal. Oh, he's giving you a butthole. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:41:25 Oh, shit. Ah, eh. I'm going to throw up. Justin, give him your butthole. That I'm not going to do. Oh, come on. Great, look, now you guys made him soft. And he's going to his phone now.
Starting point is 00:41:35 He's out. He's over. He's texting. He's writing. This is terrible. He's thinking about what to say to us. He wants to plan it. Go to the next person.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Go to the next person. We've got to find someone else. That looks like old roast beef. Now that we know they can see us though It's pretty huge go to the go to the girl go to a girl. Let's go to a girl There will never be dead air on this show. There's a great. Yeah, what's that? There's three. There's a threesome going on No, that's just a guy's leg. Sorry. What about the people doing yoga and upper right? No, that's who go to the right there other slave people how about that no no sorry sorry Lou no no like slave master oh yes yes yes yes yes they got a soji
Starting point is 00:42:15 screen can the cammy he's making her nod yes. Bite his dick! Bite his dick in the middle! Christine, tell her to bite his dick. She looks like a viking. Bite his dick! Christine has the enthusiasm of my mother. Bite his dick! I swear to God she used to be fun guys, I swear to God. I know, it's wonder.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Grab his cock. Have sex with him. Get hard. Get hard. What am I gonna sit here all day? Yes, she goes she's gonna bite it as she goes little nibble she's scooting in I mean she's taking a long time I mean lady don't make such a me. Yeah DJ Lou this is for you. She's only seeing you and everybody waving hi everybody never stop waving high Okay, she is she watch are they watching us yes?
Starting point is 00:43:14 Faces lighting up like she recognizes it yeah like she's famous now 100% some of these are fans of the show. This does seem like something our fans would get into. Finger his butt. Let us know you can hear us. Yay! Tokies. Tokie for tokens. Play more warrant for her. Black Lou is the culture, dude. He keeps going though
Starting point is 00:43:46 I'm like I'm like I'll never get rid of these tokens. I'm gonna hoard them like Bitcoin Because what do you have your money wrapped up into chatterbait tokens She's laughing cuz you can see I was a ridiculous Hey, this is Christine. She's super into it. Look at her face. She said we're ridiculous we're ridiculous. Thanks Bonfire. She said it in her loving way. Oh we're ridiculous? Yeah we're the crazy ones. This how you spend your afternoon? Put two fingers in his butt. Unless she has a sheet down on the rug. That is nice. Two fingers is a lot. One finger in his butt. I mean someone's a slave one finger in his butt. I mean someone's a slave. One finger in his butt. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Bobby, we'll demonstrate. Here. Oh, let's see if she likes my nail game. She has a pretty good nail game. What'd she say? What did she say, Lou? What did she say about me? Did you call me fat?
Starting point is 00:44:34 They're talking about creme pies and... Oh, they're answering. Are they not watching us anymore? Decker the Homewrecker is a hilarious screen name. Are they not watching us anymore? They're talking to somebody else. Why would they do that? She's around cam to cam She's blowing them like the chick that makes my Starbucks coffee. Ask her for her favorite, please. Are we your favorites? Wait, look at Justin's butt. Just show your butt again
Starting point is 00:45:01 Guys look wait until she looks Justin. No, listen, we don't have tokens. We don't have tokens, but accept our Justin's ass. Now, Justin. Now, pull it out. Move my coffee. Move your coffee. Look, Justin's butt. Look, look, look at his butt.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Someone token'd us. No, I'm kidding. You turned around. Justin got excited. We are. She's annoyed by us. No. She's happy. How are you annoyed by us. No, she's happy
Starting point is 00:45:34 Just nonsense they want to get down put your up put the load up in Justin's butt. I'm not good at this Oh put it in a ziplock bag and send it to us. Are you taking a picture of us? That's not fair use copyright copyright infringement Copyright infringement. I don't know how to yell stuff out They switched the point of view. Yay. POV. Oh, that's good. I'll make faces. She's not really good.
Starting point is 00:45:53 She doesn't come. Come on, do it better. This is annoying me. Christine, look her right directly in the eyes while she sucks a guy's dick. Oh, she's got nice hands. My mom listens to this show. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:46:07 Yeah. Oh, it's mostly visual anyway. It's funny if you brought your mom up on cam. What up, Tracy? Oh, you can see it. It says Tracy for BBC. It just gave 75 tokens. Oh, she does watch the show.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Whoa. All right, get this couple. You can move on from this. They don't care about us. No. I guess this girl doesn't want to suck cock on a radio show. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:32 I'll do one more. Go to the, uh... The one more is gonna be our winner. Look at the goth chick in the right. The guy stole us his butthole out. Oh yeah, there you go. Goth chick in the upper right. Is that a...
Starting point is 00:46:41 Wow. This is stupid. This is gonna be annoying. That's porn. This is porn. I see that be annoying. That's porn, this is porn. I see that. Christine, the girl who looks like you in the upper right, the gotchic, upper right. I don't look like that you fucking dick.
Starting point is 00:46:53 She looks the way you dress. You're wearing the same outfit right now. She's wearing a black sweater. Look, she has black lipstick. All right, well I'm all the way over here. I'm all the way over here. To me, I thought that was you. You're gonna catch all this fool. You thought this was me. Ouch. Sorry about that. Ouch. I'm all the way over here. To me, I thought that was you. You're going to catch all this?
Starting point is 00:47:06 Ouch. Sorry about that. I didn't think that was you. She does look like she works at Skankfest. You know what? I only want to play with her. No, Christine. Come on. No.
Starting point is 00:47:17 But she's going to be attracted to you. It's like now I'm turned off and I don't want to do it. I can't believe it's a drop. Is it? I can't believe that's a drop. Is it? Thank you. Go back to that girl, Christine. Why? Are you worried people are going to assume it is you? Tell her you'll listen to her poems.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Tell her you'll listen to her poetry. You know she wrote one. You know she has sage in the background somewhere. Cam to cam. Here we go. I'll start. What's up, Beetlejuice? Show them to Taze. I want to hear this. Ask her if she wants to be on the air. So we can talk to her. Hey, you want to be on the air of our radio show? Hey,
Starting point is 00:47:58 it's me, Jay. You pointed at me. Put the camera on you, Jay. Put the camera on you. Hey, it's me, Bobby Kelly. No, no, no, no. Do you want to come on our radio show? Hi. Put the camera on you, Jay. Put the camera on you. Hey, it's me, Bobby Kelly. No, no, no, no. Do you want to come on our radio show? Hi. Could you put your audio on our radio show? You know Bobby from seasons one through one of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll?
Starting point is 00:48:15 I had two seasons. Two seasons of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll? They killed his character in a drum accident? I didn't get in an accident. How about you want to talk to DJ Lou? you probably know him from other days on this very site She's not interested in us Can you wave high signs of life? Hi show her Christine? She's gonna be into oh, that's right. Hey look there We go. You want to run around naked in the woods with this fucking little vamp or about ony defranco or something
Starting point is 00:48:48 Christine tell her your favorite five ony defranco songs Christine make a little thing out of wood right now Whatever Everything sucks. That was fun, Jay. We had a good time. That was very, very fun. It was very, very fun.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I mean, we had to end on a fucking. That's awesome. She was goth. Yeah, we had to end on a fucking, the manager had hot topics. She just gave up. Yeah. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:49:22 We made somebody quit camming. She's like, I gotta get a real job This is enough. She looked at this and she goes. Oh, you could just be those people and have a radio show I'll probably just go in the broadcaster Wow That site's so fun. That is fun. You made it fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean at some point We got if I gotta find you the mature, loving people. When she talked, she goes, oh, I'm having hot flashes.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Menopause gets to me. And she'd be like, whew, put my hair up. And then she'd just start chugging the guy's cock. And then she'd just stop and be like, our grandkids don't come here until two weeks from now. It was great. God damn it, it was great. Oh, we never have a guest on the prerecords so we should give plugs for real. Justin Silver is gonna be at the
Starting point is 00:50:10 Creek in the Cave. Ow. In Austin, Texas Thursday, July 18th. Ow. Get your tickets at imjustinsilver.com. Ow. And follow I am Justin Silver at I'm Justin Silver on social media Thank you Oh, where were these moves when I was trying to get this guy to come? Alright, Jacob real nice. You did all you did alright on your own You didn't need any help say what that guy got hard every time I threw down it fell It got soft when you took the camera off you absolutely then we went to Christine and his fucking dick just fell into his own butthole Real nice, Christine.
Starting point is 00:50:46 That guy likes a bear. Yeah. Christine, you gotta learn how to fucking be sexy for people and stop just frown facing them. Make some think you don't like it. The guy likes a metal bear. Yeah, you know me, I really wanna be sexy on air. Yeah, yeah, you love it.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I know, I know Jacob's our sex pot. Remember he had an on-air orgasm years ago You weren't here for that Bobby, but it was uh why you came on air Full-blown came on air you want to hear it. Yeah, okay Let's take us back to 2016 or Jacob came Jacob came You came so hard why did you come? Jacob were you watching on the air somebody come in in a three-piece suit? Yes Oh, of course you do. You came so hard. Why did you come? Jacob. Were you watching?
Starting point is 00:51:26 He was on the air. Did somebody come in in a three-piece suit? Yes, sir. A gentleman kid. Hey, what happened? Jacob was getting hot shaving cream put on him with a brush, and he fucking popped off hard. Just so they were going to shave you?
Starting point is 00:51:40 No, this is just Jacob just fucking popping off. Oh, hang on. Oh, god. Oh, on. Oh God. Oh God oh, God. Oh, you're right there Yes, yes You are fucking animated, but I'll have what she's having. Yeah, I played Harry in that scene because I wasn't going to do that. Yeah, because you can't.
Starting point is 00:52:10 He was Sally. This is the way Christine comes. Gah. It is jarring to me that Christine, for a large portion of her life, was under the idea that she was going to be an actress. And then you're like, hey, do anything that's not yourself to make pretend for something.
Starting point is 00:52:25 And she's like, I can't even, how do you do that? What is that? What is pretending to be somebody else? What do you even call that? Christina, you allowed a comma? Answering that. Okay, just a question. You don't have to get so mean about it.
Starting point is 00:52:44 I'm a stage actress. I can do Neil Simon if you guys want to see a monologue Let's see it Why are you having Neil Simon? I told you stole all my shine No, is it weird though? Cuz guys can't come like girls get to like flip out when they have an orgasm and scream and yell and Guys for the most part. We just keep it in I Flip out now. What do you. I flip out and yell.
Starting point is 00:53:05 What do you mean you flip out, how do you come? Screams. I'm vocal. Does a chin up. Like what? Ah, hmm, hmm. Just that? I do the cock and load like Lexington St. I go, nup, nyaaah. Nyaaah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Ah. First things first you gotta pack the, you gotta pack the, what do you call that? The fucking, the one shotgun? The musket. You gotta pack the musket. When you first pull it out, you go, I do the Balboa crying when I come. Yeah, I do the Balboa crying when I come I think I come I come I just I lock it all in I go you're Irish
Starting point is 00:54:05 Holding in noise holding in noise coming from jerking off is always what's hilarious. I mean, I do probably weird things with that. I know I've had sounds come out where you're just like. Zip, zip, zip. Yeah. Like you're holding in a sneeze? Yeah. Because you're just like, for some reason, this is one I was going to make some noise.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Like, whoop, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip. Yeah, when you jerk, is it because when you're jerking off, it's, like I've never, like I jerked off last night. Yeah, you did What was I wearing the sack till fucking 830? Jay called me. What'd you have you call me 12 is all 30. I Went are you sleeping? He's like, I want to sleep at 830. I don't want you whacked yourself off. So silly You just passed out at 8 30. And I went, you whacked yourself off so silly, you just passed out at 8 30. And he went, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:49 I went home. I went home, I had a little dinner. I had a fudgicle. And then I went in that big bed by myself. California king. A fudgicle. And I whacked off. No undies, just socks.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Was the popsicle stick sitting in a paper towel next to the bed also And you use that paper towel to get your load two birds one stone I Take the toilet paper with me in the bed. I take the toilet paper with me in the bed and I Lay it on my belly. Yeah, Jacob said yeah Jacobs are big a big aim for where your cleanup materials are versus just cleaning up wherever it goes. Well, we're selling the house, so I'm supposed to keep the house very neat. How much are you coming?
Starting point is 00:55:31 Is the back of your hand going with it? Because that's pretty much where most of it's going to go, right? I'm actually... Hey, I didn't notice upon inspection that the back of this guy's hand has load all over it and that might... I'm going to need about three grand back for that. That's not the deal we worked out. I'm actually coming a lot like a lot because I'm not I'm not masturbating a lot anymore. I haven't masturbated a lot. But now I wait and I and I last night I hit up here on my forearm. How many times a week?
Starting point is 00:56:04 Once maybe once a week. I actually tried to do it again this morning the shower and I gave up I just like I don't want to give up. I gave up is annoying that happens to me I'm a once twice a week whack once once once a week. It's really gone down If I'm home if I'm home for like a week and a half Probably not that time at all. Maybe really Christine's like gone gone at a half, probably not that time at all, maybe. Really? Christine's like gone gone at any point, but not really.
Starting point is 00:56:28 It goes down. Oh yeah. I gave up in the shower, I was in it, and then I sat down, I had a little bench. In the shower. And then I tried to change positions. Jerking off on a bench in a shower bench, I don't know why. You could hurt yourself.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Being fully naked and sitting and just pulling puddles, I feel like that guy would just. Yeah, I'm not in a shower bench, I don't know why. You could hurt yourself. Being fully naked and sitting, just pulling puds. I feel like that guy would just. Yeah, I'm not in shape enough to, cause my dick does go back in. I feel like that guy who I just made super hard right before Christine made him soft again. He did. Christine, we are not a good couple
Starting point is 00:56:58 for Guy Threesomes at all. I have to pull all the heavy lifting apparently. All right, Christine, I guess you just sit here and watch while I make this guy come real quick god damn help Well, she's the producer. She's not the talent She bought the coins so you can make the guy come Guys asshole will haunt me forever. Ugh, why was it so dark? Dark. He was a darker complexed guy, so his asshole,
Starting point is 00:57:29 but it was like a dark gray. I know what you was like, ash, like Pompeii. Like they found his asshole in Pompeii. It was covered by ash and soot. He had a lot of fur on the inner thigh that was going toward him. He was a Frenchman. He was a Frenchman.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Hey guys, listen, we all made him him hard all right. It was a group effort Yeah, all right. Let's be honest. I made him hard Jay you did it stop it stop. I can't take all the thing Justin pulled his butt cheeks out. That was a big thing You showed him your muscles, but let's be honest dude when I was up on the table go Jay really break it down I go Jay When I was up on the table, and I was really breaking it down. Go Jay. Go Jay. You guys going to make it happen again? Big money. Big money.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. I get nice with it. I'm hard. God damn right you're hard. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Damn, that was most of the show.

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