The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Canpange Wine Co.

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

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And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Dan Soder Sound good. You sound good. Can't hear myself at all these headphones. Turn your Stereo. These headphones are wacky. Chase got brand new. We're working on new t-t-t-t. What a weird thing I only hear myself. We like to open with technical issues. No I hear Dan either. You get Listen to my voice is booing oh I love opening with tech stuff tech issues welcome to the bonfire series Series XM faction talk one of three if it's even on the air if it's even working company gave me these you can't hear it You can only hear me in one here. What's going on is this place? You can't hear Jim. Oh, no, no, no, I hear you. Oh, yeah.

All right, hey, buddy. Fuck yeah. Do you hear me, Dan? Dude, we're putting on a clinic for broadcasting. Hold on. Let me try it. Can you guys hear me? Yeah.

I can hear everyone all the time. Every time. Every time. Me too, a little. Can you hear me? No, I can hear everybody. Black, white, blue, blue. Hey, I'm letting you know you're not crazy.

Okay, good. This is funny that everyone's chirping in with like, all right, hold on, let me do a little test, similar, Sssss, similar. Sssss. Can you hear? I hear.

Now. Is it better? No, no. No, no, no, it's exactly like this week. You guys went to those of you who are at home what we're wondering is, Jay hates the headphones, they brought him a, what's the, where's the box?

No, no, no, that's, that's a weird way to put it. No, okay, that's aggressive. I don't hate the head for I just saying come Come listen to headphones. It might not be the headphones. It might be the The port the port the whole port. Yeah good stuff Do I sound crazy? Yeah, I'm not crazy right? Yeah, everything's awful. I don't think you were angry enough Yeah, I'm not angry at all It's gonna be the same thing. It's the ports You're rolling with it. How about that's free commercial right now if we could just get

Check check check check Yeah, that ports better. It is better. There it is. Problem solved. It was the port. You know what? That's communication. Boom. The ports busted. You know what? I'm trying to work on my communication. I think I failed there for a little bit, but I rebounded. It's great. We just get series XM up to the audio quality in studio as a gas digital perhaps. Yeah, dude. A company run by a lunatic porter, Eakin and a big Frankenstein.

Yeah, a lurch and a mad man. That's what it's run by. Audio quality in studio. I like feeling like I'm back in college radio. Yeah, I like sticking gum on the antenna. Yeah dude. I feel like Christian Slater had a better setup and pump up the volume.

We do guerrilla radio. Yeah dude. Yeah dude. You hear that B-boppers? The warriors took out, we can start doing this. I can't really hear myself good in my headphones, but it doesn't matter, doggie. Yeah, we're gonna get it done. You're gonna chase the world.

Huh? The people hear us. Yeah, the people, that's all that matters. The people out there hear us. I can't get made up big gym also. He's working on big, huge things right now. Yeah, do that guys in the board rooms. Yeah, he's pressure now. I mean, that guys in board rooms? Yeah, pressure now.

I mean, I don't know if there's names in the dotted line yet, but I hear we're close to all things we've asked for. I heard synabons on board. I heard they're gonna sponsor it. I heard it's gonna be synabons, buds and basketball. Yes. Oh my God. Yeah, we're teaming with the best duo in mall history,

orange, Julius and synabon. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I mean, this is- Doo and mall history orange Julius and Cinebon I mean this is to be the orange Julius team versus the Cinebon I should have been saying that the orange the orange Julius is versus the Cinebuns Oh, then the Annie and pretzels the pretzel buns. We were getting a whole league here We had to pump the brakes real quick pretzel dogs. I don't even think I'm supposed to be saying anything because this is just stuff The big Jimmy's showed me in a PowerPoint. Okay. All dogs. I don't even think I'm supposed to be saying anything because this is just stuff that big gym is showing me in a PowerPoint. Okay. All right. Oh, so he's got a whole display work.

Yeah. I love that the Bunsen basketballs back on. Thought it was dead in the water, but it turns out all of our other demands were so wacky. Corporate money. Bunsen basketballs coming back around, I think. Started looking a better, better idea. Yeah, absolutely.

Do you know also, by the way, that our old studio during our show, now is Dino Badaya and a lady wearing a full Muslim wrap? Pretty cool. It's pretty calm. It's pretty calm. It's pretty calm. It's pretty calm.

They push just Jews out of the way, Jacob. How do you feel about that? I'm all right with it. Yeah. But what are you gonna do years later when they come for this place? They move this too. Jacob, your thoughts?

I don't know. You know, I just want us all to get along. I like the studio. Yeah, but they want to take your land now, dude. No. And all you have is some rocks and oozes. I feel like, I feel like you were definitely the friend growing up that got anybody to do stuff for your life.

You should eat that, eat that, dude. If you don't eat that, we're all going to think you suck. Yeah, don't fight back, that's fine. Well, the child walks in here with a bomb strap to him, we're done, dude. I mean, you, you, security will stop them at the front, you know that. Oh, yeah, that crack security we have up there? You know, nothing's getting through that.

I just found out for the first time today, everyone who walks the door has to scan their badge, not just the first person who walks through. I think depending on the shift, they make up the rules, which, honestly, we should have parked this place. Pretty cool job. We weren't checked in.

No, we should have done more. We should have gone up into the walls and placed cameras and switches Oh, we've been to the nerds that we put all cameras in the women's bathrooms. Well, not that I was gonna say in other No, not that but of course we would get your head of the gutter DJ Lou with those women's bathroom cameras ideas You should that's how fucking Chuck Barry went down Pissing mom what do you say fault my mouth? Yeah, oh, no, you know, he farts in their mouth He's like that fall fall in your mouth, which is gotta be like taking a binocca. Oh, yeah, a Chuck Berry fart I bet he ate greasy foods. I don't know why I'm thinking I just am sounds like his music always performing his in burger shops always I don't know why I'm thinking that I just am sounds like his music always performing his in burger shops always

You got burger shop parts. You're absolutely wrong. That's salad rock take that fall You want that fall? I believe you like piss guys. I don't know where you get parts from to the video There's a video of him where he's farting in a girl's mouth Oh, he's team if you would please he like to actually have a girl duty in his mouth He does then he actually wanted the shit in his mouth. Yeah, you're right. It is burger rock Greasy shit. Yeah for sure dude if you eat shit you have to get sick, right? I mean I know that's a starter question or you play brilliant or you play Magically on the guitar. Whoa, you think I mean if somebody has if somebody has like a hepatitis You're done and they wipe the rest and they have a

Molecule of shit on their finger they can transfer that to you Can you look up this is the farting yeah farting on you Chuckberry farting on hookers. Here it is. It's in this part She's a prostitute at least. She looks like Lonnie Anderson. You knew Chuck Berry had a dang word though huh? If you're a hooker and they ask you to get into the bathtub at that point you're immediate you know you're like ah fuck one of these days. What a Monday. Get the bathtub. How's Monday Chuck Berry farts in my face? No but when you show up and it's a celebrity and you're like, how are we gonna have sex?

Is it gonna be good at sex? Are we gonna have fun sex? He's famous and he's like, get naked in the bathtub and you're like, no, here we go. Do you want me to draw the water? No, leave it dry. Worse.

Yeah. Now what is, why are you turning around? Yeah, hold on, baby. That first cut, you know, or do they work it out in the other room where she's like Can I tell you something Johnny be good change my life? And he's like that's great. I want to fart in your mouth. You're getting a fart in a piss play That's up the way to play it. Yeah, I don't know that's all when you turn around though, Dan

I'd say Johnny be long and thick too, huh? Johnny be great would you hate his music if he just had like a little belly button wiener? It was just like short fat stack? No, I hate his music because I'm not a girl wearing a poodle skirt. We're a guy with grease in his hair. That's about to take... I am a guy with grease in my hair. So we're working you back there? We're working you back to check me. I think you're actually a Chuck Berry Finn. I want to play a giant guitar. He was great. He was. So, Chuck Berry live. When? How old are you, Jacob? Are you a highlander? 35th anniversary. He gets... That's Sullivan's show. I was the key grip.

Jacob, what? And then once... Sorry. Once every six months, Jacob has to go sword fight a guy and chop his head off. And then he comes back. He's just the producer of our show. Jacob did the person quonk some weeping inside of you, actually just answer something wrong. Oh, I remember the 50s. Yeah, I went on tour with a guy, excuse me, Jacob. He goes, oh right, Jacob. It's fucking out of here.

Big fam, big fam. Dean, Dean Stockwell. I need you to chill. Sam? Sam, I need you to chill. Oh boy. Yeah, did you answer that too quickly? Yeah, Chuckberry, great live.

He's like, you know,, Dunkirk wasn't super accurate. I don't think there weren't that many people helping with their votes. Just so you guys know, Dunkirk was not historically accurate, really. Also, like not all Germans were Nazis. And you're like taking from someone who was there. That's why that book, is that Nazi book of your house from the war? God, you kept it all these years. Is that a first edition?

You would love with a Nazi soldier and then this is how it ended? Dude, is that the Batman Detective Comics number one of Nazi memorabilia? Hey Jacob, why do you have the first Superman? I just held onto it. I don't know. He's holding on to relics. No reason. Uh, when did you see that?

I'd love to find out Jacob was immortal. I would be the best. Immortal Jacob would fucking rule. Yeah, in the cave man days, you were fucking hunting sharks. That was your, that's why you love him so much. You miss your old foe. What if Jacob actually invented washing hands? Oh, that'd be great.

Yeah. Yeah. You're neat. It's whole time. It's whole time. You're a highlander. Even eating his whole time. His whole time. You're a highlander. Checkers are not even answering. I'd love to be a highlander. I don't want to.

Joe, because he doesn't want to give it away, that he's got to go sword fight a guy on a bus on the top of a building in three months and cut off his head. Would you love to be a highlander? Would you love to live forever? Well, no, because then you lose forever. Oh, dear. You love that girl that got, and when she was hot,

he married her. And then he uses like Madeline Love when they're when she was 85. Yeah, that's great. That's called the Hugh Jackman. Yeah. Or the Pierce Brosnan. I'm wondering if I'm like a kid.

Pierce Brosnan, like aged, you stayed hot and his wife, you know, no, he's a mess now. Who Pierce is? Pierce Brosnan is a mess now. I don't believe you. Hey, what wife, you know, no, he's a mess now. Who pierced his bras and his a mess now? I don't believe you. Hey, what's up? Really? Oh, yeah. Pierce, brazen, I thought he looked good.

No, no, his wife is wise. Bring up Pierce, brazen is wise. Yeah, he's up to. No, he's got a, look at him. Look at that salt and pepper, he has your, that's handsome. Well, that's not like this year.

That's more, but he's not like the, yeah, no, he's still a good looking older guy. And he's staying with her. Yeah, so he doesn't have to stay with her for sure, but he did. Yeah, I think that's a highland era. It's too tough to get silly facial hair. The older you get as a hot guy, the good thing is a highlander, though. By the time you got to like, by now, Jacob modern times now,

you'd know how to like dip all fun and chick. Like when she starts going down. You want to follow the Kyrgyn? Uh oh. That's not her fall. I mean, that was a no, no, he had her. He was. He took her.

Yeah. Heather. Yes. I mean, if you saw this couple on the beach, you wouldn't say either of them is the shit. Thanks. You know, I mean, yeah, they both look like fucking deflated rubber basketballs. And that was 007. Yeah. At one time. both look like fucking deflated rubber basketballs. And that was 007.

Yeah, at one time. It's like you say time is undefeated. Undefeated. Always wins. It's the bonfire, everybody. We never even got into that. We had so many technical issues. We always jump.

My headphones sound great though. We always jump around for the first 15 minutes. That's just, it's like when I take my little dog park, she's just barking and running around spazin That's just us when we come in here sometimes. Uh, yeah Sometimes big gym Surprises me headphones start to work when I start talking buns in basketball Surrising

We just switch to the other Jack everything comes to get he's up in this sliver room Everything all right. Yeah, he's uh his fucking uh, he's his fucking what's the Jim Carrey into a Truman show? Oh, yeah, he's a little sound. Give him better sound. Give him the crap. All right, make the ear. Make the headphones work. Whatever makes him stop trying to get that buns and basketball.

That's my trying to get out. Yeah. And do something like just different for a change. He's like, shut him down. Shut down the mics. Christine, play that fart video. You know it gets him locked in. Yeah. DJ Luzerman, Cheering and Candidate. And there's just a phrase that launches him that Jim has the text. Is this an explainer? He's going to fart in our mouth.

I'm going to use them to bathe. You know, I'm going to use them to bathe for you. See this, You know, look at these up the day before. See this, see it? No. Oh, so the first he pees are. That's what you made me think. You knew it. Damn. Man, what a floppy way here.

That moment though, you start getting pissed on. You got to react like, the water hits you. Little did you find out that was the least of your troubles. Yeah. Dude, you think it's over? You're probably doing that thing where you're like, it's guys in the piss play, but I could wash it off. It's Pizz. Whatever. Staryl.

I just pretend I'm covered in jellyfish bites. Thank you, Chuck. That a man of war, Gabby. I mean, I think you should allow him to keep their hands up if you're gonna piss on him. No, she kept blocking it, dude. It kills the whole thing. Oh, man, making her make it her drink the piss is. Yeah, he's giving her a toilet piss. Yeah, it doesn't it simultaneously. Farting person? I do that all the time. No, but I mean on camera, I'm in front of a hooker. No, no, no, no, no. You're on a hooker.

He hasn't done the farting yet. He turns the rip. No, no, no, no. He turned the rip. He just ripped ass, though. He didn't get it. He did, yeah. But he eventually farts in her face.

He turns around and opens his butt cheeks. That's always. He flips farts in her face. Whenever you see men with hookers, and it's the thing that just make make them say that's the clear psychological stuff Well, it's like say you love me I mean, it's like I love you and this is okay Paying for you're paying them just to say some shit while you do disgusting things doing it like this is okay

And you're fine. He's like thank you. Yeah, oh man. It's really he uh He's so fucking hilarious what farting in the room? My ass, little kiss. Kiss. Oh, you should set this up in the position. Oh, yeah, dude, he's got his, uh, his leg legs back. He's holding his legs up in the air. He's telling to give his butthole kiss. And then he blasts ass right in her face. And I'll tell you who you blame for this? I don't blame Chuck Berry. I blame racism.

That's what made this happen. Why? Because this is his opportunity right now to run away. I mean, he is degrading this chick and she's not into it. She's being paid to act like she likes it, but he knows she's hating it. He's giving the biz and that's because

somebody didn't let him fucking play guitar because he was black. Yet he gets happy. like she likes it, but he knows she's hating it. He's giving the biz, and that's because somebody didn't let him fucking play guitar because he was black. Idiots, yeah, happy? Now he's farting in your daughter's face. You got a lady farted on. Now you got a lady farted on. You fucking idiots. Just be cool, man.

He was also caught, oh, so he was hiding cameras. Yeah, yeah. He was the one that was hiding. No, that's why I brought it up initially. So, yeah, this is the best. up initially. He is the best. I mean her pop up from that. I love that it's like fur the caption of it. Fart spelled out is FRRRT. Furt and it's actually is that where the word fart comes from? Is it phonetic? I didn't know that fart fart cuz it the way they transcribe that I was like that's actually the perfect trend screw. I've ever seen it. It's the best of ever seen a caption

Man he fucking gotter that's great But in order to do that in order to do this Your sex is so one sided in your life, do you know? I mean like this guy is not like he's not if she runs off right here He's like whatever had nothing to do with like fucking or anything. He just wants so weird to watch I'm like only because if I've farted during something I'm certain has happened in some kind of turning around or something and I was hopefully able to hide it. I guess do you know? I mean there's something, I'm certain it's happened in some kind of turning around or something and I was hopefully able to hide it, I guess. Do you know what I mean? There's something where I'm like I'd be clapped Mordified under any sense guys. That was really great. I didn't sorry turn around. Yeah, of course Yeah, I mean I'd be mortified this guy's like now I go get there where I can give you a good rat crack per

Even doing the half laugh. he's like, wait, keep going. Yeah, and she's not into it. Yeah, she just wants her dough. She's dodging it. Back when this happened, how much do you think she was paid for this? Fucking a hundred bucks. Oh, it made me lose that. I'll tell you, probably less than that.

Less than 50? For an opposite? For an opposite? For an opposite? For the opposite. This is like the 60s or 70s, you think? Yeah. $10. It's got to be, I thought 80s. Alright, so I'll go maybe like, you know, 50 bucks,

which is a modern 100. I don't know how inflation works. Although she's got a good body. She has stupid hair of the time. She's got the Lonnie Anderson cut. But yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was like, do that fart in the face is one of the funniest things in video ever. Give it a kiss. Kiss it. Kiss it. Kiss it. Why? Kiss it. Do you think he was trying to time it out with a lips touched where he could fart right

in the mouth? I wouldn't want a fart fully clothed in front of a fucking crackhead prostitute. I don't know why. I just wouldn't want to. What do you think would happen if you did? Do you think that would be the beginning of like, is that like you like a whole new world? I'm so screwed. Oh my god. Alright. Yeah. Hey, listen, new person having sex with.

Yeah. I'm explain this, but I should early. I'm pretty in the fart play. Not even that you're in the fart play. I'm saying like, do you, what if that's just like the beginning of unlocking everything for you? Everyone, if that's just the thread you pull and then you're like, I'm released. It all opens up to you now. Yeah. You're like, Oh, I don't need affron anymore. It's like seeing in like, yeah, when they put on those glad matrix. Yeah. The major, I just see everything in like ones and zeros. You're like, Oh, it took us me heart fart in front of a working girl. I fart in front of a woman and then I fly out of the I'm Lovettating I'm lucky. Yeah, that's the thing that sets you free

Fought so angry You have to be a next level angry to do this. Yes. That's what I think as a woman He's very angry because he probably What do you get to get shit because he got famous? So what do you have to go through probably get famous was like? I just got stories of being chased by the clan out of fucking clubs and town and their bus being fucked with for sure.

Yeah, you didn't have an easy time. So I get it, man. Get over here, white bitch. And take this part in your face. You pig. I bet your father would kill himself if he knew what was happening right now. And I bet a Bruhneck got turned away.

He's like, I need him blonde. Blond hair blue, I send over the yeah, I want to be hitless daughter I mean over there just being burritos Loading I like to get them frozen ones from seven to heaven Nothing's better than science from the warm dog get all beefed up at seven and them Never seen that before well, I thought you had, we had watched it before. Maybe you're out. Yeah, but we never watched it out.

Maybe you didn't want to see it. Maybe you just checked out. Maybe you tried to forget, but you couldn't, because you want to love Chuck Barry. Yeah. Don't realize how much he hates you, and he wants to do that to your mother. To the women in your family Um, he was a he was a fart in your mother's face. That's right Johnny be good himself. You're women Johnny be gross more like yeah God more like moving on DJ Lou more like Johnny be gross More like

Nothing nothing better than a more like joke Dan Jason We're both way this weekend. How's DC DC was fantastic always great great Nothing better than a more like joke, Dan. Jason. We're both way this weekend. How's DC? DC was fantastic. Always great club. Such a great staff. The audience just came out, man.

The shows were pretty packed out. Just fun, man. Really, really fun time. Lewis, Puerto Rican Rattles, thank you. Real. Open for me, killed every show. So they were so stoked for him to be there. I think it's great.

You're getting, it's like a toofr. Yeah. And then Josie Marcellino was the host. She did great. And yeah, it was very cool. Chris Allen came through, Matt Brown, friends of ours. Yeah, that's awesome. Matt made a bit on the show before.

Mm-hmm. I think at one point. Yeah. And I know Matt from, yeah, working at my goobies. We've worked together. He's awesome. Great. Yeah, and I know Matt from yeah working at my goobies. We've worked together He's awesome great great great weekend All the shows very exciting with no incident Dan Same you were with same perfectly everyone was perfect not a not one complaint now is that problem?

Holden I've been I've been waiting for this story is like a hand washer Yeah comedy connection and Providence Wait a second. This is all a story might go better With a canned wine. I'm starting to think I think so too, dude. Why don't you get yourself some canned pain? Because it's time to dish bitch. Yeah, let's bitch and I think now it's a shake up. You wouldn't happen to Jake jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank jank Jay, Jay, have any connection to a nice cold canned wine. Would you anything with no added sugar that's gluten free? I wouldn't need I have a campaign sitting right here. It's called can pain like can can pain or like champagne in a can I think this was Staring wine the batats are now in the

I'm about still cold these and are now in the uh... I'm not still cold to use. And are now in the uh... canned wine business. Oh hell yeah. So my brother just uh... our first two wines are sparkling rosé in a peach mamosa. So I appreciate you bringing it. Let me get it out there. The probably rosé is fucking 12% alcoholic volume

Yeah, one one one was like a six one. This is like six like a stiff beer. This one now my question I would love there like brunch drink Man, you can yeah, you can brunch under the bridge now and can is a half a bottle of wine half a bottle of wine. Damn, that's awesome. Full bottle of wine. What? This is a bottle of wine, dude. So can I say something right now?

And I have a question for you. Would this upset you, if anyway, if how I chose to ingest this was me and DJ Lou shotgun. I would love for you to try it out, but shotgun. I brought a, we've been chilling a couple of cans. So I want to lose yours, Lou, this is unfortunately not Christine's or Dan. Cool. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a. Wait a I can't just guys shotguning it We got to get DJ Lou black Lou's gonna have to jump behind the board and DJ Lou No, but I'm saying when they Punch you punch a hole in the bottom of the can

The key and then you and then you rip it off I open one already. Yeah, well give me ones that aren't open I don't want to solve I want to warm one all right. We're having a party man This will be good I'm excited to try I can't try it. I'm excited to try it. I can't try it. I'm excited to watch you guys try a little campaign. Dude, I'm gonna crush this thing. My brother says it's wine for people who don't necessarily like wine. There you go.

It's a time of wine. For people like the shotgun. Yeah. I would say. One can be half a bottle is scary. Yeah, dude. I have a lot of wine. I'm scared of me leaving this thing. I immediately know that I could probably take down four bottles of wine if I was scared. Yeah dude. I have a lot of wine. I'm scared.

I immediately know that I could probably take down four bottles of wine if I was drinking. I mean, you know the bottle of wine, that's two drinks. Did you walk it around just with purple mouth with a can? I just feel like, what's your problem, dad? We do this, someone who's trying to start first, the sipp first, and taste it like a connoisseur, and then shot gunnerous. Well, let's chug it it because wine stains and we'll just spill this motherfucker all over the place I would chill it for you then we'll just chug it like we're back in college. Oh Was it the color of wine?

Is it is it red is it red? Rose that one of them is sparkling rosé and then the other ones a cocktail, but they're like I Excited to see how I want to see how Lew ingest this because it's. I want to pick a little kick-cut. Can I say this about the one? A lot of people are asking, sure, we trust Jacob. We love Jacob. But does it taste good? And I would say to you, it was blended by a batat so you know it's good. Damn, I don't drink anymore but that's old me. No, I love it.

I love drinking. I have a very happy with it. Do you want another cold one? I love drinking. You're giving the cold one. Give me a nice cold can. That's a cocktail. Let's do it.

Have a cocktail. Have some cocktails here. Wait, this isn't wine. No, that's a peach mimosa. That's a blend of wine and fruit and fruit I'm gonna stain my pants or the floor right Did you get on the floor? Dude I'd go full Shane on Rogan and have 15 of those like good

Just have I won't me, you know, you know nine bottles of wine. I'm chilling one for Lou Yeah, well, I'll choke the whole thing. I don't care if it's quick fussing around. Let's go You're not gonna shotgun. No, I mean shotgun. It's gonna But don't care if it's quick fussing around. Let's go. You're not going to shock him? No, I mean, shock him right? No, I said it's going to be a mess. It might be a mess, but I'm charging it. Shocked will be cool, but there's a lot of electronics. This is pretty clear just for the record.

It's like a sprite. It's like a sprite with booze in it. Can you guys get together? Now, which one is this? Is this the one that? Technically speaking, my brother probably wouldn't want you to. Yeah, I'd probably he say happy I'm saying No, yeah, no trick responsibly

And gamble responsibly, but I'd like every this is not for kids, but it is delicious But if you're a kid and you happen to hear this when I was a kid much I love peach I Can't rip through these are like Hansons from I could trip through these are like Hansons from Costco Slow mo the shit all the way Lou Target half a bottle of wine your bitches get ready to get away. Lou's stop What do you do? How you doing? Witsky lose out. Lou is in. was expected to be here yeah it's one we can't we can't specifically said I love my taste buds yeah that's like when you put water it's like when you put water it's delicious it

was just so much yeah how you doing so good is it tastes really good thank you very much and you and you have the peach mimosa try this one though Jay you can't like with bubbly rosette lose face is not how you want to like launch it a brand brand so you're saying I just drank a half a bottle of wine if you drink anybody McGurly big Mac I ate 50 yesterday I got fucking in on these taking on a sip gentlemen I can't fuck it in on these. Taking another sip, gentlemen. How is it?

What do you get on the palette? Just delightful. What do you get? Yeah, it's not sick. Wait, it's like champagne. Thank you. My brother worked on the carbonation. It's the bubbles are 50% more carbonated than another can.

It tastes like champagne bubbles. Man, your whole family is weird as shit, aren't they? I'm sommelier, my brother. So you worked on the Mamosa for like a year before you did it. Right, so funny. We didn't know that Jacob Siblings are in like labs of making contests. No, he went all over to blend it. So I'll show a few more of these, please.

Yeah, they're being chilled. Can't we're gonna get you real champagne drunk, dude? We're gonna get you fucking New Year's Eve, hammered. I appreciate you letting me bring it up. I'm gonna put, I know Christine's itching over there. Brunch hammered is my favorite. Yeah. That's Christine's favorite speed.

It's the best. It's this bull-brunched. Yeah, brunch hammered path out for an afternoon now. Okay, now bitch spill. I got my iced tea, I got my iced coffee, you got your fucking coffee. Tell me all about it and don't leave out a goddamn thing girl. Let's work Great pop love comedy connection Korean day rule that club rules have been quick and duck next door

Black yeah black duct tavern got some great sliders. Yeah, shows are fun. Thursday's great, Friday's fun. I got Myrtle with me all weekend. I got the road dog. So I'm taking her to random parks and providence. And you know, having her bully some other dogs. And she snapped at one dog. Fuck the small town bitch. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. No, she was good. She was really good at the park. It was fun, man. Saturday night, knew I was going to leave after the show. So packed up. You all right? Yeah, I'm just watching Lou. He's like really babying the alcohol. Because it's expensive equipment.

Guy, yeah, none of it works. Dan, go ahead. Did you got to remember? He's half a bottle of wine in all right. Yeah. Yeah. Lou's, no, this stuff. Lou's waiting for his entree drum right now. Let's drive it up now.

Before you launch into that, can I just say the one thing? And then never do it. So you do? Because if you order a online, go to campaignwindcode.com and free shipping over 35 35 which code name Jacob? Jacob. That's it. Could I tell you? No. This is a real thing. Can pain by the way. Hold on guys. Hold on. Hold on. It's C-A-N-P-A-G-N-E wine company. Yes. Wineco.com. And Jacob, Christine will tell you I don't have

producer bones but I would say why don't you have a couple cases of this sent down that we can give out at the show at Moontown I will. We'll have that. So get ready to get can wine drunk at Moontown. 7 p.m. can wine drunk. And my second I'm gonna fucking fight a girl to our titties pop out at the Moontown. Feel bad because of Christine is salivating. Yeah. Technically the target audience, but not you know because well now she has a nice life because she doesn't drink yeah Hmm drink responsibly I could have the drink

Mm-hmm. Yeah, would you like the would you like to die talk to pepper? I brought up. I'm good. I don't need it anymore That doctor never rules. Yeah, good job. It's the only diet soda worth a shake that shit Anything over the snack on a stop some of this up Stop halfway through my story start crying It's the only diet soda worth a shit. I hate that shit. Anything over there is snack on and stop some of this up. Stop. Stop. Halfway through my story you start crying. You get a line drunk and you go, I don't like this happening. You're most have perp, you're a perfect person.

There's perfect leakage. You deserve a sadder than you show. You brought your dog, you beard. There's a good person. There's a puppy who puppy Sad you were there Jay fucking fell apart. I go hey, Jacob. I talked to you no more can pain. What is this? James mask? I'm running at one point Lou just potted up eighties on eight

You know Somebody tonight Yeah, like'm gonna fuck somebody tonight. Yeah, because you guys can't handle your lick on me. Jay can. Yeah, like me and Lou. I don't know, go over it. Lou is practicing kissing on the wall. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's the cool.

Me and Lou's drinking together. We've attended five concerts together. I've me only one who's seen five. Yeah. I've seen a lot. Lou likes the Batman every concert. Okay, it's a win. I gotta go smoke. No, they say to everybody back in. Really, I've never one who's seen five Lulux the Batman every concert I gotta go smoke no, they say to everybody back in really I've never heard that they never let anybody back in No, no, no, when they think you're a rowdy

Trick me you know, I'm easily tricked yeah, you are trickable voice of it about you good wine though, Jacob great wine great peach Mosa, thank you great cool you're cool. You're telling another one for me correct You liked it Lou. It does the job. It's really good. That's not a nice thing to say about your friends family Get to there. That's what you're supposed to have to sex J. After you come you're supposed to turn the woman go Hey got me there you drinks I'm there $1.99 vodka Yeah, you would drink opposite person I wanted to to. Who would you opinion on? Lou would drink Chuck Berry piss if you thought I'm gonna get in there. He goes Chuck did you drink 151 about a half hour ago? He goes yeah also you can get a little hot from my fogs.

He's all right I don't want to but reluctantly I'll do I'll say yes. I'll bite. I'll bite. Give me that fart. I'll kiss it. My. My. Oh. Oh, dude. No I'm good. My, my, oh, nothing. Oh, dude, no, I'm good. I don't like that at all. Yes, back to you. I really do like this, Jacob. Is there more carbonation in it? Because it feels very greatly carbonated.

Yeah, your second brother went in and like made and created 50% more carbonation. I love it. Chuck Berry Farts. Last the whole kid. Can you do that with, maybe for something for Christina and I? Maybe I don't know. Can you probably work on some

fucking ginger ale or something we like? Virgin mocktails to go. Yeah, let's really expand the brand. I know what you're pushing. No. I'll tell you, as a shark tank person, that's what they say too much. This is great.

This needs to go on shark tank. No, we have these two brands and these two cans, and that's it. These things become the competitors competitors locally at least, wherever you do it, the meedy competitors for the white clothes. Let me ask you a question. As a son of a former representative from Southern wine and spirits, shout out Gary Soder getting fired for this.

There's sooos. For taking booze out. How they work for the company? For Southern wines and spirits? Oh yeah, we talked about that. I still have my dad's business card somewhere. What's your distribution look in life? Still wet. I don't know. I don't work for it. I mean kind of find out what this distribution deals looking like Yeah, I know you're in Texas now. I get a find out. It's getting out all over the guy's a diagio

You can talk to you. You want to get into in-bev? What do you want to get you want to get over in the European markets? No, I don't know I got a bowling alley that I got a bowling alley and lake port that's shut down that I can maybe get you in. I can do it almost. 100% get this into the stand. But send cases of it down to, the best ever ties where you can get. Bay them.

All of our fans will be there. Yeah. It'll be a hit. I want them to. And if you don't drink like Christina, fucking episode of dude. I don't then. And if you don't drink like Kristina, I'm gonna eat it. Fucking never soda, dude. If you're gonna fall for a wagon, this looks delicious.

Yeah, I don't think that's probably from the park. Alright, we'll stand out back and just fucking feel that. Oh yeah, prohibition time. Dude, let's speak easy, these hos. Why can't we do it in the out. At the end of the show or something. We'll figure something out. Lick or licenses. Kristina, we don't talk about things we can't we do it in the end of the show or something we'll figure something out I can ask you license But we don't talk about things we can't do and try even things we can do whoa

That sounds like you've been drinking mimosas. It's a production. It's what it sounds like. It sounds like what we can do It sounds like you've got some champagne in you. Yeah, it's some celebratory thinking. Let's talk about the can't start Don't over the cans the can't not the can nots. Yeah's talk about the can, start talking about the cans. You're AJ. Not the can- not the can- not. Yeah, the cans, the campaign, if you will. Campaign-wide company, now featuring Peach for Most. I'm honestly- Illegal in all the states and not yet approval. What's that?

Blackwood DuVois overwork for. Voice over this thing. Dude, give us all something. Be the voice of campaign. Yard or a script? No, I'm just gonna go to the Instagram room. Campaign. Yard. Fingered. Your finger finger and underage girl with

peach from a campaign starts some shit at daycourt. Campaign. Let her have those goddamn kids. Campaign. Why is that guy at the gas station give me that look? Campaign. Bubbly Rose after Vessent and the bubbles last long even after being opened. You see the rosé wine is made from the best grapes. It's extremely fresh, and it's the best option for getting a refreshing cold one. Campaign wine co.

How's that Jacob? I have such a good voice. You have a great self voice. I will say don't hire DJ Luda be your thing or at least not when he's when he's shot gun to can of He put he put reverb like he was in a cave and then he started putting like a free bird started playing Business Me a well-dreamed to son

really hit me like we could figure out the CO2 levels or combination wasn't there he's kept doing whippets we know we're sorry we ain't got a sommelier in the past sorry I'm not down there in Florida learn about bubbles delicious did I love that it's a half a can in the Bottle in the can that is a lot of fucking booze What's inside that do a quarter bottle? What's inside? I don't know you vitrate four cans There's people that are getting some emotional phone calls

I got purple teeth. I'm definitely sending Trisha a nice early mother's day call. The Rose, which I want next, is 12%. Yeah. Did I drink canned wine? Do you know how Katie would have to hold me at my head in her lap as I cried and she just fucking stroked my head. She's got to get it. She's like, how do you see how he can't see you have? Fuck.

I miss my mom. You're mom's still alive. I just feel like I should be better for years. She's like, Jesus, I mean, can't see you straight. For, it's two bottles. Are you chilling a rose A from me at least? I would, I would. I'd like to swap out to a rose a perhaps throw up

I'm gonna come myself off 35 states by Southern nice Distributed 35 states by Southern wine and spirits. Yeah, damn dog. You know, I didn't know you had Southern on it Yeah, it's the real like one of the top two. Yeah, so I'm one spirit You in this thing you in this thing a ground level. How do I get a piece? Yeah? Let me buy some action family business. So I appreciate everyone trying it. How is my brothers? I don't do I get a piece you know Jacob I heard Families Need more members as they get bigger. So why don't you have your two radio family members

as they get bigger. So why don't you have your two radio family members joining the business? Yes. Jacob is honorary batatts. I Jacob. We signed a little deal here at Series XM that has a advertisement deal built into it. So if it would benefit you. So I mean we're throwing your freak commercials. I mean we're already moving cans of the sick if I'm being completely honest I would just hate to see what happens to the can factory If we're not allowed a little bit of the action field campaign cannery I'm just saying you can't start going out without the 50% extra combination You're gonna have a label's are falling off. What about all these guys? It's sudden winds and spirits start showing up missing all these guys it's sudden winds and spirits start showing up missing a lot of families a lot of sad families around the holidays all I'm saying here

at the bonfire family you let us in a little bit give us a little taste I said my friend Lou back to Jersey with six bottles of wine that's really 12k Thank you for the most Don't rethink it. I'm gonna say Jake you're not supposed to get people canceling and say only have one Everyone who tries is at least crushing a bottle of wine and so and that's gonna put most people on their ass This shit rules one can to share To share I'm trying to be romantic and get everyone away from the team that new Jersey shotgun we just saw Whatever be romantic. I'll let you fuck me. This is great. The flavor profile alone Jacob you want me to share this I think about putting a straw in my drink I drink the whole can

Jacob and I bang for buck. This is no shit. I mean it's great. You should make it $30 a can So watermelon is peach from most of you buy a four pack and so yeah, that's two bottles of water They're coming four packs. Yeah, or you can buy the singles also if you buy a four if you crush a four pack of these You're gonna say something to someone you live with. You can't take that. How many? How many is that? What is that? How many are that? That's the Rose is the is the 12% of the.

How many? That's a 12 pack of that? No, that's a 12 pack. There's a drawback of the Rose. Yeah, but you would buy it. Don't send DJ, you send DJ Lou home with that. Him and Wilbur and tell each other which they warrant wins. You can't feel my fingers

You're sitting so low the half-a-rack No, I think it's Do you think you laugh so hard just know it knowing I would absolutely walk through a toilet Oh my god I would cry Okay, so hard to call people you're gonna plan a trip to go missing your father's grave I would buy a plot of land. I'll tell you right now. That's how drug I'll tell you else I'm out of this place. I would put on Pearl Jam release and then I'd go buy a plot of land

and then have a solid cry. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. Oh god damn dude, that really, really, really, really, Christine. So much work you do the math on it? You're like, you're a ton of plot of stuff.

It's so busy. That's dangerous. Like that container right there, dangerous. You know that that's for a local dude. Get a campaign. Get a campaign. That's dangerous like that container right there dangerous Anything else 12 Get moonshine Like candy that's So good

My rosé cool off yet no have only the mimosa cuz he chugged the entire can 12 back here no that kid but it's upstairs God yeah, maybe laugh I'll go get a can I had one drink I know and how you feeling you feel like you want a cigarette I want a dance Dude you can insta wedding anywhere You just being the middle of a park It's apparently six bucks for the rosé and then for the cocktail a deal a fucking deal or any price I'm telling you right now you could put it tastes better than any $12 bottle of wine You'd get in your entire life. It's much, it's very delicious and it will put you on your

app. You try to get through a loveless marriage, dealing with kids with emotional problems. Just tell your kids it's Mama Soda. You'll add five years on to that marriage, notepad, campaignwindcompany.com. One of the hardest laughs I've had in a while. Campaign, campaignwindcompany company dot com god damn it You did it's the light your spouse. They love it. Camp in wine co dot com. I can't Get it the link out awesome at the bottom. I'm really business. Yeah, go get those but hot go get Jacob's mom more doll money You're coming to moon towers You're coming to moon tower as a couple planet domestic

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