The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Carnival of Combat (feat. Luis J Gomez & Tim Butterly)

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Comedians Luis J Gomez and Tim Butterly are set to trade punches and insults in The Carnival of Combat!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Oh, wow, y'all watching this movie. Maybe today. Maybe after work.

You are the last dragon. We just for you, Lewis. Because you're getting ready to fight. Yeah. Oh, the glow. You ever see the last dragon? Yeah, I was like young. You have the glow. You're gonna have the glow, you ever see the last dragon? Huh! Yeah, I want to, I was like, young.

You have the glow, you're gonna have the glow when you fight. Uh, uh, no, I don't need the glow. Lewis, you're the master. It's all, you've had the power inside you the whole time. Yeah, it was just a bell buckle. Is the last dragon with Bruce Lee Roy? Yes. Okay, yeah.

Show enough. Yeah. So good. Such a perfect 80s enough. Yeah. So good. Such a perfect 80s film. What was the fortune cookie song? The guys when they were seeing the side. They go, Suki, you can suck, suck a sue.

You suck it to me. I suck it to you. Put that part on, Lou. It's the bonfire. Fact in talk, series XM103, Big GeGerson, the great Robert Kelly sitting with me as always. We have two great guests. One, I guess doesn't care about the show that much. Maybe he's afraid.

He's ducking. Maybe he's ducking. You duck, duck goose baby boy. Flat tire. Flat tire. I didn't say the same thing if I had to come face off against the Puerto Rican R kind of snake. But I'm going to put a pony at the corner of the combat

coming up November four. Oh yeah. Tenth, fourth. In San Pete. In San Pete. his opponent at the carnival of combat coming up November 4th. Oh, yeah, teeth. Fourth, the same thing. Same Pete, the heat and same Pete carnival combat baby boys. It's going to be great November.

Fourth, the headlining event is Tim Byrley versus, of course, the Reading Defending Ellis Mania champion, the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake Lewis J Gomez. I ain't fucking around. I mean, I'm mad. Just coming off of fantastic. I got to watch about 45 minutes of You're unmatched with betting 10. Yeah, we saw some fans outside to let us know once again. You were crying

Way to get so emotional. Oh, you take Y-A-Kride. Uh-huh. No. Yeah Yeah, with the moment that got me choked up. What was a moment if you if you told an 18 year old me now that's not I'd be here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm living my dreams. And I actually actually he mentioned Bobby Kelly and Max. Uh-huh. And I was like, Bobby goes, of course, the grab real father. Oh, now Bobby's gonna cry.

I'm like, let me. I said, I said, he said, the closest thing I have to a father I Was our rocky three crying so technically you're the Dave Smith is the closest thing he has Then immediately I started fucking go now you guys are all gay. It's not yelling at people in the crowd You're a piece of shit, sir. Stop looking at me God damn the carnival combat is coming up November 4th in St. Petersburg, Florida. Home of Bobby's actual best friend, Wow, number one.

Number one. Yeah, I'm going down to do Calta's show this week, sell some more tickets. Guys, if you're in fucking Florida, anywhere near Florida, get tickets because we need fucking more people on that crowd, guys. Where is it gonna to be again? Same Pete at, uh, some venue.

Is it some venue with some Pete? That's good promotion. Coastal created. What are they fucking need? They need the, no, they don't need me to say the name. They're fine. They go to Cornville, come out to come. They get the tickets. First of all, don't have a fucking talk to your father like,

father figure. Yeah. Well, he speaks your father. He stabs you like his real dad. Watch your tone. Watch your tone speaks your father he stabs me like a real dad watch your tone watch your tone with your father you're fucking telling hey your father's speaking right now there we go set the factory the factory yes the factory at St. Pete yeah do take us out of 35 bucks come out watch me beat up Tim Butterley loser gets adopted by the winner. Yeah, legally adopted.

The who's your daddy match? Me versus Tim Butterly. I love it. The co-main event, Harrington versus Alex Stein. I'm interested in the Dylan versus Crack a me go. The winner match. That look like he got a little heated. That's the way it is. They got wild dude. They don't do not like each other dude. They don't like each other and I felt bad for Dylan cuz he got really mad cuz you get slapped and then he slipped Which you get slapped he didn't get slapped I slapped and slipped he got pushed He got pushed he was like shoulder pushed basically, but he slept there was Alex Stein everybody was out there Throwing water all over themselves, which was funny, but it made the stage wet

So Dylan fell and then instead of just like, he just, it was all immediate reaction of like, he was so embarrassed from falling, because that's gonna read, not as a slip, it's gonna read as he got pushed on the ground. And he got up, he got up. I think it, I think it read as a slipping, because he, yeah, he started like running at him, but running in place for a full three seconds. And then he, here's the thing in your head, when you get that rageful and angry, three seconds and then he went, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do and it's uncontrollable falling. Christine. It makes the rage. First of all, you could be in this moment. You don't gotta be in this moment, dude. If I'm walking down the street, and I slip and I fall to the end,

the anger that I feel like just being on the floor and when people come over here, like, do you need help? Are you okay, sir? I'm like, get the fuck away from me right now. That's all I used to feel when I did CrossFit. What? When I did CrossFit, when I was at the games.

When I did CrossFit, that was the thing. If you were the last few people to finish or the last person to finish, which would happen at times, especially if there's a running thing involved, whatever you're doing last, they're not supposed to let the class go until everyone finishes. And what they want you to do is it's supposed to be technically it's a team sport somehow. The class is there for four hours. But people smoking. No, it was just worse. It'd be like I'd have to do 30

sit-ups left. And they just have a 15 people standing in the circle around me, counting and going like, you got this, you earned it, you got to want to keep going. And I'd go, every time I'd sit up, I'd go, guys, seriously. Like, I hate this. Get dressed, please stop. Go to your thing, I promise you,

I'm gonna get this done in a minute. Just stop doing this. And then they would just, he's like, no, no, no, it's a team. Everyone encourages, I don't, I fucking hate this. I don't want encouragement.

I don't, let me just finish. I don't care. I'm gonna fly away. I'm gonna fly the ledge, mommy encourages, I don't, I fucking eat this. I don't want encouragement. I don't, let me just finish. I don't care. Let me fly a little. The fat village mom yelling at you, you got this thing. Exactly, exactly. I did it, you can do it. Let me do 22 and pretend it's 30 and we're gonna all move on. Thank you.

That's what I would do. I would do 21, 20, 20, 20. When I would get so behind on wall balls, do something like that, I'd be like, seven. Oh, Evan is done. I'm gonna move on wall balls, do something like that. I'd be like seven. Oh, Evan has done. You want the next thing? Slipping when fighting. I go to a fight with this kid, small kid,

wrestler, didn't know that. I'll never fight, I'll never fight wrestlers. He, we were fighting on ice and I had... You don't know until you've been double leg taken down. This kid, you were young. I was, no, I was, I was like 20 something. When I first started comedy comedy it was after a show Oh, okay, and we all went back to this post-aparty and I had cowboy boots on because they were in at the time

Yep, they were never in they were in unless it was the 20s in the Midwest in the early 90s No, I see what you're saying in the middle but it wasn't a good look my step-hop was trying to pull that off a little bit Well, you know what it was a good look. My step-hop was trying to pull that off a little bit. Well, you know what? It was a good look on me. And I- Did you have pleated pants on? I know, I had fucking tight jawdash. Are you out of your mind? Jordash. Jordies, bitch.

Because we're women's asses. Yeah, my ass too. You're feminine ass. I remember the kid, we went outside to fight, and I had fucking, I slipped, because I was on ice and cowboy boots. And this kid picked me up and just dumped me on my fucking neck and I was like, I'm in trouble.

And my friend who's a fighter was there, like a Lewis type of guy. He's like, get up! He wouldn't let me quit. And I so wanted to quit. I just wanted to be like, hey man, mistake. He's like, get up, you got this. I was like, I don't got this.

This is the great thing about white people fighting though, because with a white person fighting you, like, you know what dude? I've learned my lesson. You win, sir. And then the guy you know what, dude, you got shake hands, you go, sir, we're gonna be lifelong friends after that. I think that's a story of a best friendship,

still hurting you. A black guy would've just beaten you into your dead. It's over. I didn't beat you like their Hamas. I've seen plenty of white fights end with the guy on the ground just placing out a hand of handshake Can we have a topical button? This is over Topical topical this is over and we are friends now. I forgive you. Yeah, I got beat up I told you when I I

I gave up so the guys that they were calling the cops and I panicked So I just sort of walking away and the guy I was fighting just jumped on me from behind and just was wailing on me And I mean I couldn't have been saying more like it's over. And then they really, I started the fight for no reason. It was a stupid thing. You became the ref. I thought I was, I was trying to get out of it and like, uh, you know, I wanted to get over that. But I did, I remember feeling the next day when they were like, you're going to get your revenge because he jumped on you from behind.

I was like, dude, the whole thing was dumb. I just realized that I was like, I did this to impress you guys You guys don't give a fuck if I win or lose you just want to watch the fight in on my fucking channel press you It's like fuck these people. I'm like no. I'm not gonna fight him anymore. That's why I feel about red splenny I was like what am I doing who am I trying to impress? These people just want to see me hurt myself myself, they wanna see me hurt somebody else, they don't like me, they're not my friends. You're friends. Kill a bluest.

That guy really believes in me. I remember when that kid, when that kid dumped me on the ice and I had my cowboy boots on, and I remember he was just beating the shit out of me and I was just taking it and my friend went, okay, he's had enough. And I was like, When another man decides when you've had enough,

he doesn't know when he's finished. I'm telling you, he's done. I had to drive home, my ankle, I tore all the lingamins off my ankle when I slipped, and I had to drive home a stick Hyundai with only my one foot. I had to push the choke down the clutch, and I was the worst.

I feel like a lot of teenage fights, particularly too. They ended almost always on fatigue and then just each person saying that they got the better Lixon. If it wasn't like a dropped, they had the post like calling it Lix. They get their Lixon. Yeah, yeah. A couple of shots. These two kids. Yeah. Well listen,, people are shots these these two kids. Yeah, listen

You get you engage in after school pugilism Pugilism they infest the cuffs What was that you ever get your ass whoop? What was that time you got beat up? I mean beat up. Yeah, like what was that time you got fuck it? You know, aggressive in an aggressive aggressive street fight situation that you know, it's fine I don't know the last time I got beat up in a street fight. I think I was a kid beat up Yeah

That's what you like were you like were just like I'm done There I mean I think literally when I was an actual child and that's not me being tough. I pick and choose my I'm a fucking pussy dude. I keep on fighting tomato cans in real life dude. They're all bombs. I've patted my record. Thank you Mickey. I've patted my record. I'm going to make a list of made a chance in real life.

Remember Mickey told Rocky Daddy couldn't believe it. Rocky 3 is like, you've been fighting all bombs. I picked these fights so you can easily win. He's like, what? He's like, yeah, you idiot, you're not a very good fighter. Oh, that doesn't make me feel like he has that thought I was going to make some food. You can't beat up Mr. T, that guy's for real dangerous. I'm dangerous, you're not.

You chased the chicken, you idiot. That chicken thing was bullshit, I made it up. You got beat up until an old black man fell down. Lightning's a lot faster than a chicken. You're still on. You remember when I smacked in the face in the hallway? That's who you are. Yeah, you married a retard.

What did you think? Your eyes I got better? It ain't good, kid. So funny. It was pretty funny. He had a 20-year career beyond him being told by boxing. He shouldn't fight anymore. But you can't do this.

Yeah, you had a bad eye. You got all kinds of fucked up shit. You had a brain injury. Yeah, and a brain injury. All his fights were won on just tiring the other guy out from punching him too much. In that case, specifically. 15 rounds.

Is it all you got? It's like, I think almost, I mean, go down. You fucking me. I had 15 round days too. That was the 15 rounders Did if I had a woman if I had a woman in my life like Adrian who also didn't believe in his ability I would have cracked her right in the fucking jaw. I can't win. I'll win against you bitch. You can't win He's that's not helping Okay, good. I'm gonna go take a long drive and

think about my friend dying hey thanks for the support enjoy this mansion that I paid for I guess by beating up nobody's you just made me so mad I threw a helmet at a statue you bitch the robots like high rocky fuck you robot you above a bullshit you were never that good Rocky statistically you cannot wait I've run the numbers you don't have it My life that's that's Lewis I'm not putting you like a father. You're not following me. You're not in the destiny. I'm following you. I'm following me.

I never thought I'd say this in my life, but I think we need Joe Madder easier for this. This is where he shines. Cause you can't win, Ra. This guy on Kylian Edeth inside a three round. I Got you can win rock And then it turns out instead he just murdered Mickey he killed Mickey then beat up Rocky. I thought I was gonna kill me Turns out you the one Why did you jump in the middle you so We had to know that was good Well, you let Adrian do it. I didn't like her in the wall. She got I know he's laying on things like

I just need to rest and die I did do after I beat him he did say that he was like I knew you know way Look at your face. He died because he was so, he was so like, no, fuck you. That's it. He would have lived a bit light old. I'm being a man, I really didn't. I don't believe you can.

No, you're kind of people, shit in me, you're just not that good. Where that would be funny, he goes, yeah, like you just said Bobby goes, he goes, yeah, I won, he goes. Good, now I can die. Yeah. Now I can be certainly go and no no make it a few off and get a treat one more time is wait

What do I know I'm not going to wait! Too late I'll be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh!

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Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! Oh, I'm going to be like, oh! And then it goes right into the Jewish prayer. Buru Katta, Arnoilu, Melo-Holom. That's when Adrien went and fuck Mr. T because you saw that fucking whimp crying. That's right, Mickey was Jewish, Mickey Goldmill. Yeah. Train on train on train on train on kid. I love the train extra kid, but it's the job is to watch, watch out for Hamas. Alright, it's Friday night so we got a train Analog We can't use any electricity kit

I'm fasting for young Kippur so excuse me if I'm a little short-tempered today We got to punch the bag by candle like kid It's after five today. We're gonna train in my sucker What are we waiting for? Shallow I'm in the hearts kid. Let's eat this brisket now. Let's get some locks and bagels and get this done You fight like a goium! Hahaha!

You fight like a Jew! This Schwarz is gonna knock you 16 years from Sunday! I said that before you dumb dango! Whoa! Whoa! Oh man! I just watched the whole documentary about that. Oh yeah, shit.

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Dad meat. Dad meat. Thank you. No, that's what I was thinking of. The one I want to do so bad is the... Field trip in on my YouTube channel. You tube.com slash Tim Butterley. You should go subscribe right now. That would be a great idea.

I took mushrooms recently to them when they worked. Hell yeah. I actually had a mushroom trip for the first time ever. Where was it? What was the setting? Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper concert. So hell. That could be the hell yeah.

Yeah. Five feet from Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper. And I mean, I sang every word to every song and also at the same exact time was thinking about everything and really sorting it out. It was really coming together. I was like, this isn't an issue. This isn't a problem.

I'm not even able to look at the quarter of his eyes. Is there one guy sort of like crying a little bit? Everyone's head banging. I got this face on. I got the finger over my lip. Yes. I really should make that phone call that I have to make over my lip, Luke. Mm-hmm. Ah, yes. I really should make that phone call that I have to make.

I've been putting that off too long. You should take mushrooms tomorrow before we see the exorcists. I would. Do it. I will. I'm aware I'm not going to enjoy them. I probably wouldn't enjoy the movie.

No, you can't enjoy the movie on mushrooms. You start picking them apart, you go, what the fuck? These are just people standing around a camera, dude. Oh, yeah, it's good. What are we even doing? Too much looking into it. What the hell? He are just people standing around a camera. Oh yeah, it's good. What are we even doing? Too much looking into it. What the hell?

He goes, I can't be scared. I know there's a gaffer involved in this scene. I just saw the microphone shadow. I'll tell you what, that took me out of a horror movie once. I think it was the grudge too. There's a scene where there are in a psychiatrist office and you just, I couldn't believe it was happening. The boom mic is just in this shot,

like changing levels the whole time. Like Sarah Michelle Geller, it was like a pretty popular movie. It was like a big budget film. We're in the boom, the boom of like fake Japanese American horror. Yeah, that was the boom. That was the horror boom. That was the boom, let's make a PG 13 version of a crazy fucking movie and they blew them all old boy

The remake of old boy was so shitty. Yeah, we got to see what the fucking the Olsen ladies boobs. Yeah, it's the other one Almost better though. No, the other one is the freaks. She's the hottest of the three She ended up being the hottest of the three, but the whole, like rush was that these child stars that we've seen on TV since they were babies were about to probably get naked when they were 18. And then by the time they were 18, nobody cared, absolute goals. Who was that?

That's the Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's sister, Scarlett Witch. Oh yeah, oh, she's smoking hot. She is smoking hot. Yeah, they're's sister Scarlet Witch. Oh, yeah. Oh, she she's smoking hot She is smoking hot. Yeah, they really paid off for all of us, dude But that's but the other two and we got to watch her have sex with her dad I'll tell you what there might even be a something for everybody. You know what? I forgot I forgot to test this That's the thing at the end I forgot about that old boy

He fucks his own daughter and then decide and then makes a conscious decision to Have his memory not know that so he can continue to fuck his daughter pretty well, but Korea did it better Korea did it much better, but Good for Josh Browen though got to romper around with that shit But remember his daughter you so work at the stand I do yeah Josh, bro. you didn't broan who's now an actress she's in stuff actually yeah she's like some TV shows and shit what she looked like him she's pretty toy she was cut she's cute cute chick she's very cute yeah but very like it was funny I think she was taking a path in life which is a funny thing to watch she was like I'm gonna do

my own thing non-binary and not be and not be and not be his daughter just like his daughter and then now she's just like, yeah, you know what I'm gonna go be. It's cute. Famous with the bro and name. Well, yeah, we came all the pressure was off of her. She's in Yellowstone. She's the brother. Yeah, yeah, she's like, yeah, it's a big show. I get it. Yeah. She's in Yellowstone. Yeah, I just said that. No, no, no, I'm not. She's the brunette Cal, she's a, she plays the brunette. That's the Cal girl. She's a female brunette. Well, there's a blonde, there's the brunette cow. She's a she plays a brunette. That's the character. She's a female brunette. While there's a blonde, there's a brunette. She's got

two eyes. Yeah, that's what I always thought. And there's a red head in the show. Wait, is this the actress who has the ears and the nose? Oh, yeah, I do. I fucking sell. You know what I met you. I'll tell you what, she does not have the smolder that her father has. No. Oh, bro and sexier than his daughter. Wait't wait for sure to do cable all day long not even close yeah now the guys definitely all sex appeal what a career to man that guy goonies he was always like the he was like a teen star and then kind of nothing he's a good told no country for old he's the older brother and goonies let me see him I gotta remember I don't I haven't seen goonies in a hot minute he He was hot And then his younger brother Mikey got upset because he ended up making out with the hot chicken was with him

Chunk is my lawyer. Oh, yeah, yeah, she have coins my lawyer. Oh, yeah, little chunky junk now Yeah, Josh Broin fucking that was his thing and then he was gone for a while And then he just got like fucking huge Yeah, he took like 36 years off. You know, he came back and he did that when he did a secario. He was fucking right. He was a tub of shit in secario though. He was a little chubby.

Was that your judging? No. It feels like you are. He was a little chubby. Let's not fight. These two are fighting. Let's not be friends. What was the thing before I got here?

What kind of spicy bullshit was he? No, no, no, no. Smash your face. Knock your head off your shoulders. He's gonna knock you out. You're gonna wanna break your ribs and let it go. I'm gonna make you shit your pants with body shots. It's so funny.

I've been talking about paper view in front of all of your children. You're gonna get a cry when I'm done. He said he really likes you, but he's gonna fucking punch you face off your shoulders. That all seems pretty fair actually. All right, none of that's really out of line Okay, good. Go ahead proceed with your radio show, please And then he's moving forward. I've studied all of loose moods, dude I know every single one of them. I showed up in an hour after him today damn dude

Yeah, never it's over dude the psychological warfare begins. That was a very That was a little bit shit. You get here on time like a fucking pussy Exactly on time like a fucking bitch on the dot He's mirroring and matching which is a great self-sechnique. I hate that he knows my moves That's Lewis on the dot Gomez forget the J dude this boys on time for everything because he's so afraid of not being included Damn dude, you can see it all go down. I was for everyone. I was for minutes late. You piece of shit Yeah, you what I was I was You wish the lobby of this building. I thought about not even checking in.

Thank you for the coffee that was waiting for me, Christine. That was great. It was a great sign of respect on your board. You're welcome. Welcome to the show. Did you show it a great sign of respect? Did Christine get you your coffee? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, right. Yeah, and it was nice and hot. The temperature was intended to be when I got here. There's still floating ice cubes in my drain. A couple of watery coffee, like, tins drinking. I said, I told them prepare for me to be extra late and really make it concentrate it.

All right. So now that the perfect consistency of black coffee, this thing is coming up quick. Lewis, I know you are doing a daily regimen of training. Oh, yeah All right, Tim. Are you do I mean I follow your stuff too pretty much you train pretty regularly But you are you putting it all into boxing right now? Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm locked in on boxing I had to knock off all that other gay bullshit that I do all my other martial arts that I'm so passionate about had to take a back seat And that's honestly the most painful part of this entire process for me

Dude, that's not gonna honestly the most painful part of this entire process for me. That's not going to be the most elaborate stuff. The most painful part is when I knock your fucking head off your shoulders on November 4th talking. We'll see how painful it is for you to not go to Jiu-Jitsu class when I punch you in the face. I don't think it was too, right? I like it. I love the intensity.

It was good. I don't know. Of course, you have your father figure. Grunting and knuckles on the desk, you know? Yeah. Yeah, Lewis Criter earlier on his unmasked thing Did you really Bobby being his father? He cried and got on the as Bobby if you'd be his father

I did show up for a mask on you could do it. You could do one again in a month and you can cry about me being yes Not only good as a possible you're gonna have a father figure you may have a whole father You have the fathers you've never had You know so many dads. I hope if it whenever way it goes the other one of you embraces it and calls for advice like I'm getting ready to take a big step with my girl. What do you think pop? What do you think pop I can't think of ring shopping because Tim we use cosine alone for me to get out Well, it's actually a big start for you to start standing on your own Wakes I need a guarantor for my new place

Would you mind putting up the family's house for this? I hope you guys do thanks givings together and everything I really do hope that the father thing really pans out to be a People I'm gonna be an absentee father to Tim. I'm never gonna answer it's. I'm gonna be an absent T-father. They're the same. I'm never gonna answer his call. I'm gonna fucking take pictures of my other kids. Send your kids to pop-ups house. You guys are gonna pop-ups house, because we don't like Lewis like that. He's always doing weird stuff.

It's scary, it's scary over there. He's got toys, but we're not allowed to touch it. Pop-ups house smells like mothballs and dabs. How many rounds you guys go? We're doing three, three, three minute rounds. Three, three minute rounds. And if it's a tie, over time, sudden death. Yeah, we did a sudden death, one minute of over time.

And that one minute decides the whole fight. 60 seconds of competitive 69. And you guys got to come loses. It might not understand. Cr Everywhere that Jamar neighbors is jumping back in. He's jumping back in. He's back in. That's pretty awesome. That's the fans trolled him into doing something probably dangerous. He has risks. Some of them is risked, right? Yeah. Yeah.

And he's being told that he shouldn't fight. So you pulled out. And now I just saw today. He's like, fuck this wrist. I'm, I'm doing it. Yeah. He is. Uh, which is fine. Like, honestly honestly whatever it's It's it's if you fight you're gonna be injured a little bit. That's just the truth You're a banged up. Yeah, you're gonna be banged up so it's like you know I think people are like oh Jamar's afraid. I know for a fact. Jamar's not afraid. No, did Jamar's actually really fucking good Jamar's way down playing how good he is at boxing I think that it's gonna be a way more competitive fight than people are giving a credit for names Got a lot of experience, but so does more. Jamar's fucking legit. I underestimate no muscular black No, I think they both have a shot. I sparbered tomorrow. I never realized it. I sparbered tomorrow and Jamar simply just jabbed at me just jabbed and it was like

So fast and powerful that I was like, okay, this is fucking like something else like I'm just toying around with me so I just Maybe I just don't know fighting that well. I couldn't imagine I am being that much better than that Lewis. There's a chance crazy That's crazy, do you've seen that aim? Yeah, I've moved around a little bit, but like you said dude, they're all they're all equally terrifying I can't tell any two Jack Black, guys, apart. As far as the amount of terror they instill in my heart, you know, I believe even though when I see

that's the one thing you can't get, the black factor takes away, even if they're doing like a stupid, like weird, like stance for fighting, you're just like, I just know if he hits though, he's sitting with this rage of fuck you. Why do you? I never the childhood he is There could be something that works. I've just never seen I know like I'm like he's leaving his face wide open

But what if I hit him and it just pisses him off more generational slave anger comes out That's not my name. What I didn't say anything Oh, did I catch you there? He's like, your daddy owned my daddy! I don't think that's how it works. I didn't live in the house. Maybe it does generate extra power to keep both of your hands above your head and every couple of seconds pull your basketball shorts off the tiny bit.

That would be a secret. It's like the karate kid, racks on, wax off. Yeah, the pulling your shorts up is such like, uh, that's the other thing. I like the, uh, would you say as guys who have done this a little bit, do you think all of that bullshit when people are fighting? I always thought that was just for show, for other people that constant touching your nose and exactly like, you know, like go and fix your pants and shit like that. Like the constant.

It seems like there's a reason a box or probably touches those I've never personally Your mouth pings knocked out of your mouth and then you try to pick it up off the ground It's like picking up chains with it and the one that sucks. It's the most pathetic. Anyone's ever looked in my life that I've seen as far as like a hero was Mike Tyson stuffing that mouthpiece back in. When Buster Douglas hit him with the upper cut and he was on the ground, he just like grabs it with the mitt and just stuffs it inside ways. And he's like, I'm good.

The refs like stop. It's over. He can't believe it, he's like, what, what's the problem? Oh, because he was, he was knowing he keeps his hands high enough because he would just touch his nose to make sure that his hands were there. Okay, that makes sense. I just thought all of it, all of the fucking like,

a lot of like the hand stuff around all the time. I don't know, hands, they're doing shoulder shit. They're so they're, yeah, they're, uh, it's just head movement. But like, it's not for show, it's what I found out. It's not for show I thought the same thing All this stuff's for show though. Yeah, he's not the street though. Yeah, he's not one of the good little street doing this shit I am sorry the streets yeah, there's like there's probably like pretty recognizable animal movements that we can compare it to that would be a terrible idea

Yeah, yeah, it's kind of Wow terrible idea. Yeah. Wow. Wow. But I mean, yeah, even that in the streets when the when their hands are way low, they keep always going up for like that. They just, it's just things they think they're supposed to do. Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorite day, one of me day, the royal day. Yeah. You people. You're not a box, you know? No, no, no, I'm a jujitsu guy. I've got a couple of years of Moitai under my belt. Don't downplay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm a jujitsu guy. I've got a couple years of Moitai under my belt.

Don't downplay. This is because I've just told me I have like four or five years of Moitai under his belt before. Now that we're closer to the fight, oh, I've got a couple years of Moitai. OK, so if there is like a cool angle to this to be found somewhere, it's that like I did get to spend some time like really like digging into it and prepping for it

and like getting into pretty cool shape. And it's like, you know, I'm a lifelong fucking fat pussy and it's like, this has been a pretty cool experience already. That's the cool thing and this is what I said when I did the fight against Ryan on Neal back in the day, I get to get into the best shape of my life, make a little bit of cash, once you train and have been punched in the face, you realize that it's actually not that bad, it's kind of fun, It's a really fun thing to do. Training is fucking awesome.

It's not like, oh, I gotta get the fucking training today. It's awesome. It's really fun. Sparring is really fun, right? Much more fun than I have when I play basketball with you. But leaps and bounds more fun. I want all these fat autistic comedy fans, which is like, we're looking at 99% of the metrics.

It's all fat dorks. I want a couple of them to maybe extend their lives by a couple years by just finding a reason to fucking move around Yeah, so that on that side of it there's no downside if you if I said to you right now You know I'll snap my fingers you'd be in the best shape of your life. You'll make some cash You'll be better at defending yourself and your family And you'll go and have a fucking ton of fun. I just fight H foley at our current weights Zero training. Zero cardio.

Well, you have one glove. The other glove has a cigarette. It's a cigarette. And it, and be dream round. You guys, you guys ring a dinner bell. Gingling, giggling, giggling. We gotta go. In between our things, they give us snacks with our left hands.

Yeah, thank you. So that's, there's no downside, like, even if, and a big if, and I would never, but if Tim Bartoli somehow figures out a way to defeat me on November 4th becomes your pupa. Big if, there's really no downside, I get a father at it. You get a white father, that's actually the upside of his chicken. It's fun to roll, dude. Yeah, you're gonna father is gonna have a job. Be there. Oh, you have fun young siblings.

It's a... But like, I trained today, and there was no benefit, except for the fact that getting a little bit better at it, and getting punched in the face, and there's no part of me. I think once people that train go and do it, and they put the time in, the fear of like being in a fight dissipates. And I think what happens is we all associate most people that haven't trained the associate fighting with like violence and anything could happen.

This could go all right. You could get fucking stomped out. Somebody could hit you with a weapon. Somebody could jump in. And that sort of disappears when you're doing it in like a controlled martial arts environment. You're like, no, this is just me trying to make myself the best you know version of myself I don't know man I mean it sounds like an awesome thing to do with this but I just don't know I don't have the I told you so many times I fixated

on selling you on it now specifically I hear you don't over saw I get it compobby versus Jay let's do it a corn of all combat why not boys no no no come on Bobby's no gentlemen I will knock those You have beyond all fours on this table right now just clawing at his face No, I was supposed to fight Mike Calda down in Tampa. You're supposed to fight my cult. Yeah, I was heaven. Um You fell out of the weight class I call them I call them rocky road

I do get that I don't know who I would find i wouldn't you know do j vs bobby bonfire fucking match that'll be sick no mean j vs dan yeah there you go there's jump dan yeah jump his ass jump four gloves versus two gloves um no i've just never i've been in in plenty of like real life like aggressive situations like that, fights and dust stops and shit like that where it's like, in that go moment, I get the go. I can't, when me and Mike Vekin and I said, this is a while ago, me and Vekin, we did a thing where we were just sparring three

one minute rounds if we did a thing was like Sergio Chacon or something was inviting. I remember it was a Dustin Chafen project. It was like a sketch or something that we're trying to do. And man, it was a reality show. It was a reality show with comedians re-enacting other reality shows. So it was like one episode would be comedians

in the woods like Survivor. One episode was the contender, like you and my director. So that was the whole idea, which wasn't even a terrible idea. It was kind of a fun thing. If you had the right cast of comedians that were like, but he changed the comedians every time. It should have been the same guys that were trying a core. Yeah, like a four, like the Legion of Skanks doing different

reality things would work. But I used to train with Keith three times a week boxing. Yeah, I tell you, I'm telling you, I'll beat your ass if you're playing pay phone. Yeah, by moon five. Yeah, that's the only way I can beat you if if you're playing payphone. Yeah, yeah. By moon five. Okay, shit out of you. That's the only way I can beat you if you play pop music. Keith looked like fucking two face when he was done with him. He couldn't block on the right hand side, so he was just massacred from here, pristine on this side.

But we, me and Vick. But getting hit though, when we did that, I actually, we evolved into the ring where we started sparring with other people in the class and Getting hit in the head is a it's I know you said it's like It does exhilarating, but it fucking sucks too. I Think some people are Built for this and some people aren't

Yeah, I was saying Bobby's got bitches hard. I don't know if you. I don't like hearing that. Bob, he has bitches hard you're saying. What the hell? No, I'd stab you. You would stab you. I would not. I'd rather hit you with a stick or something. Yes. I don't want to get hit.

If I get into a fight, I have a gun into it. I just want to get this over with as fat. I don't want to square up with somebody and have, you know. You don't want to dazzle the onlookers a little bit now. Whoa. Hey, I'm over here now. What's up? What are you doing? You know want to dazzle the on lookers a little bit What's up? When me and Mike Becky on when me and Mike Becky on to this three When we did these three one minute rounds man the first time we were going and I threw a couple I mean like jabs almost aiming at his you know

He had his gloves up and I was like throwing the jabs just to make contact on the gloves And he just sent one down and pop me again in those and it wasn't that it hurts so much other than I was like throwing the jab, just to make contact on the gloves. And he just sent one down and popped me again in those. And it wasn't that it hurt so much other than I was like, my just my friend just hit me for real. Like I didn't know we were going to do this. I don't know. Certainly abrupt. I really, you're not wrong.

I really have like a, let me fix my ass. Scott, Michael, what are we doing? I was so sad. The next three minutes, I was just had a moped face. So I'm like, it's just done yet. I don't like this. I'm not gonna hit Mike back. Can you mad at me or something? I really, I can't hit him back.

I couldn't hit him back and I was just mopey. It was the weirdest three minutes of my life. That first crack I was just like, this fucking sucks dude. I turned you into a girlfriend. I yeah, I was so bummed. I chipped up David Oves tooth. Really? We crunched down an asterisse had a ring and we all went after the cellar Keith. Colin dove in me, went over there and just put gloves on. No mouthpieces. We just started fighting. And Colin was coming

in, but he was like, Colin, he's a little right? Colin can box, but he goes down like to his knees and then goes up and goes down. So he kept doing it. It's called boxing, Bobby. No, but he was doing his weird thing with his hands where he was like putting the mouth on his face really quickly. He's like, dude, he didn't keep his head in one place. It was kind of, no.

He was going down then. He was squatting, like squatting. Yeah, that's what some boxers do. Squatting, dude, it was fucking weird. He just kept going down and up, down and up. Was he making me read noises? He made a weird, he made a weird noise when he came up Boughting down and dude it was fucking weird. He just kept going down and up. Down and up. He made a weird noise when he came up and I hit him in the ribs.

I just hooked him and he went, eehh. And then your Keith go, eehh. And then dove jumped in and I cracked dove in the face. And chip just. You beat everyone's ass. No, dove's a boxer.

Dive was a clean house. Dive was a story. Dive went like house? The stuff. The stuff. The stuff. The stuff went like this. He went, Bobby, you chipped my tooth and just lit me up. Really? Like six shots to my head. I was like, hey, you're dubious to box, right?

Oh, doves, doves, yeah, doves fast. It's shit. Yeah. He's a little more everyone's 50 now. Yeah. No one's fast enough. Yeah, I'll pull a hamstring. I got a fucking bad ACL.

Yeah. I just want, how about. I got a fucking bad ACL. Yeah. Yeah. What? How about Jacob versus DJ? Low touch football. We I would love to get a fucking one of you guys to fight. Oh, Jacob. Jacob, you down Jacob. We'll be down to fight anybody. You don't go. I want to fight you do. You just want to fight anybody. I would I've always wanted to to spar and train my only problem is my Oh, your surgery you're in great shape I'm meddling my neck. I'm not bad. I want to fight so bad.

No, metal neck. I'll fight Keith with my left arm Tiberheim behind my back. That's fair. A Keith in a stroke match. Yeah, he'll agree with that. I'll do a stroke match I'm with Lewis. I love the idea of training and being ready for a fight and just getting in the best We can turn you into a fucking killer. For sure. No, you gotta join Team Rattlesnake. You turn him to a go. We'll turn you into a killer, dude.

Okay. Look at the fucking clown. He's working on it. Well, Jacob, yes he is. First of all, I'll make a side bet with you. I'll bet you that Team Rattlesnake beats Team Butterly. We win more matches than you guys. Now with this set, now the set, but the first one's the father's.

Now whoever does it gets power of attorney over the other all fiscal decisions for the rest of their lives I feel very confident that team rattlesnake is gonna fucking clean sweep it that's crazy Alex I don't know how much bigger he is than Harrington likes height wise but I don't think that's gonna matter he's never done it for I've watched Alex Stein train he's a big guy he's not really training with butterly though. So I, you know, he's on that side of the bracket but I wouldn't necessarily claim him as team butterly. Oh, I absolutely claim him butterly. He was instantly just an out of the bag at retarget.

That's my guy. Alex Stein fucking dude. I was not sure how he was going to feel about Alex Stein but he was so fucking fun to hang out with its gangfest He was hilarious. We're getting together next week. Yeah dude Alex Now Harrington can't fight for shit, but Harrington almost doesn't even look like a human being next to Alex But I'm gonna tell you know Harrington's gonna wipe the floor with Alex's time I know Harrington. I've watched Alex's eye and training a little bit. Okay. You gotta just There's just something about a guy who's been there before and done it before and like you know, yeah

Neither of them can really fight you think Dylan's gonna win. Yeah, I think Dylan's gonna win dude Dylan's fucking pissed He's pissed crack amico Is he trained at all or is he just been a jail my understanding is that crack amigo is not I don't think crack in me goes been training He has been training I don't want to say too much about what's up with crack But I think he's performance dancing drugs. He's going to continue the public humiliation He's gonna write a rap song. He's just releasing t-shirts today Dylan. He's in Dylan's head

But Dylan's also a tall, lanky, athletic kid like legit Like I I spar with Dylan. I don't know. I think you're looking at the shape of his T-shirts too much. No, that thing comes off. I, you know, he's, you know, he's got a little bit of a dad bod, but that's fine. Who?

Dylan. He's kind of shaped like an elected tooth. He's not, he's not in great shape. He's not in shape. He's just, he's just young and athletic enough, and he's got really long arms. Did I spar with Dylan? And because he's a, like, doesn't add a fight, he doesn't play the game, so we're just kind of wild shit. I hate that

Yeah, you're like like you should be believe it hit me But you're still in punching me in the face right now. It should never happen But he just doesn't box right dude seriously start boxing right cuz just off that In your spawn you go then he goes defense offense. It's kind of a dance you go back and forth And when you get a spaz who's never done anything before they just start wailing their arms out here like there's no rhythm here it's like getting beat by a girl in a video yeah he's a leg kick leg kick iorl butt and masher but it's not gonna count me and Carla almost broke up years before we did me and max wife because we went to a

we went to a party at her friends from law school house these prissy people you know I mean uptight group and I show up there and they were like trying to find some common ground and they had madden football on PlayStation something to or whatever and I was like oh yeah we play this at all and then the guy goes I don't really play it all but I'll play and just beat me like we're just like just throwing like bombs and just somehow we're just doing the wrong thing. And I'm like, and then so he, and he's like, and I was like, you do you want to run it back? Play again? He's like, no, dude, I don't really care. Then you're sitting there. And then Carl, but we punk this time seriously. And then my, and then

my wife goes, oh, they have Mortal Kombat. I'll play a Mortal Kombat against you. And then she did that. She beat me with a low kick over and over again, oh, they have Mortal Kombat. I'll play a Mortal Kombat against you. And then she did that. She beat me with a low kick. Over and over again. Over and over again. I'm a stranger who she's trying to impress herself. And I'm going like, it's not really playing the game if you just keep hitting the one button, though.

It's not really how you play the game. It doesn't make any sense. Finish him and she buttoned, and she's the fatality of your paid balance. Humiliation. Humiliation. Humiliation, he's not a real man. Hey, lost, dude.

This guy likes to suck up. Yeah, it was so huma, I was furious. And she's just like, I don't know how to use the buttons. I go, but you see there is four of them, right? And you can try any other combination of them. Five including block. What was that video game? Tech in you remember Tech in?

Yeah, Tech in Tech. We would play Eddie Gordo. He was the cheapest one. Yeah, I would also say Eddie Gordo. The kick, the shin kick. Yeah, he did a couple of it. Yeah, the shin kick and the other one was in strife fighter. Dolson.

Throw those, you can never get close if they just learned how to throw one. Dolson was the stretchy guy. No, somebody used Dolson right. Or just did the thing where if they just learned how to throw. He was the stretching guy. No, somebody used all some right, or just did the thing where they were just learned they could do like the long punches. It's hard to get caught. I would do any Gordo and King was my tech and tech combo. Like King was good.

King with the Tiger heads, the fucking pro wrestling dude. And I would just fucking come in. I would learn the combos. King would have like a 15 hit like fucking combo. You just try to land that one time and just win without being touched Oh, I was satisfying So satisfying you guys don't have an extra thing here. Yeah, yeah I can just load it on the whole fucking room. Let's go some tire industry fighter six right now

There's the new mortal combat ones out now everyone's all about that No, I didn't take my bet that his team was gonna be What's the little terms because it's financial. Let's maybe get more creative than that. Oh, that's a way to say I'll eat human shit for not losing any money on this. Not losing money. I fucking crack me going Dana. I will suck a dog's dick as a loss before I put any more money in this way. Yeah, before I put real money on my fictitious rapper, friend. Yeah, I think Paco's gonna smoke Danny Dubs.

No, I think that'll be a dog fight. Do you? Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Paco's pretty athletic. I know, it's gonna be cool. It's gonna be cool. Is Danny Dubs athletic? He's been in Moitai for way longer than me.

He's been like training his fucking dick. It's gonna be nice. I'm gonna like that one. I hope so. I don't think so though. I think Paco's gonna smoke him. This is straight up boxing. Straight up boxing.

There's no boxing. There's no boxing. I shook Danny, I love Danny Dubs. I love Danny Dubs. Danny Dubs is the fuck Amanda, dude. So I fucking, you know, but I depped him up, Kim, fucking hugged, and I felt his body. And it was like a skinny fucking dainty skeleton, you know, dainty boy. Yeah. I mean, I don't

know why you think, why do you think you have like this sense for like touching dudes and like, you have, I got a, I got a feeling I saw I touched, I touched his body. I saw run for the hills dude. I saw as entire fighting a future flash before my eyes Knocked up my pocket on these arms a fucking stronger than they've ever been son you did look at that Lewis Lewis has dead zone powers It's not too late. It's not too late. You could train I saw all of his future crimes It's not too late. You could train. I saw all of his future crimes. It's not too late. You could change this. Lewis has burling hips though.

All his powers in his hip. He's got wide hips. Yeah. He throws that punch. He's gonna fucking hit you right in the chin. I love you. I love you so much, dude. Since I met you a couple of times. But I think my boy is gonna fucking knock you head off. Thank you for the fucking support. My brother is coming with your son. I'll bet right now. And listen, I'll bet you $5 Lewis wins. a couple times but i think my boys gonna fucking knock me head off thank you for the fucking support bros is coming right now i'll be a five dollars Lewis wins when i'm legally his father i'm gonna give him the same kind of support that you're giving him

right now and i think that that's really great for you to kind of like get him to that point for me if Lewis loses and you guys have a rematch and he goes look the father and me is really rooting for you when the pressure opponent i have to try to know just know, they're gonna be no rematch. No rematch, no matter what. If you lose, you're gonna just eat that forever. I'll eat that forever. I'm gonna ask for a real treat.

Apollo Creed said the same thing. He did and then he fucking bullshit. I mean, it depends. Well, if I win and it's really close and everyone's saying Tim won, then it might eat me inside. I might need a rematch. You back in. They go, wow. I'm I'm satisfied actually have you ever been knocked out? Good question

Not by a punch by a kick No, not a fight no, but I've been I've been during gay Just took into a throat and shut them down I Just took him to his throat and shut him down You're not doing this once I was hit by a motorcycle I got knocked out once in my life too when it wasn't in a fight it was in a game of tag in the six threes No, dude, no you tag me really hard doggy. No dude. He fucking We hit a run toward the wall like the base was the wall. It was like a flag tag or something

So I'm running toward the wall and the kid went to go tag me and I like run toward the wall, like the base was the wall. It was like a flag tag or something. But, so I'm running toward the wall and the kid went to go tag me and I like jumped toward the wall, but he also like pushed me at the same time that I'm jumping. And I just fucking like a missile. My head just fucking slammed directly into the wall. Like just, and then I woke up in the nurse's office. Like I don't remember getting there.

Like straight up real deal can cost. I had that, oh my only like unconscious knockout was Little kid my mom worked at a daycare across the street from my school So I would just go there after school and wait for her to get done we go home and so it was little kids playing on all these little Jungle gyms and swing sets and I go out there and kind of dick around with the kids a little bit for and I remember a soccer ball Or something's got kicked over by the swing sets I don't know why the timing worked out so good on this. I remember reaching down.

Oh, get that for you. To pick up the ball. And it was, you know, the, it's small, but I was little, it's the swing is it's like two kids on each side. It's like two benches facing each other. It was like that kind of swing. Yes. Yes, it's, it's, it's almost a metal and kind of clunky.

Yes. I know exactly what you're talking about. And I just remember looking up and just seeing the the feet back at the feet just wham and knocked me into a stack of big fake truck tires that you know was one of the things you can climb in and just my ass hanging out of it and then I remember if people pulling me out of it and was going up like I'm like what happened they were like you were out man. You got knocked the fuck out man. It's gonna be but just being your ass hanging out of a pile of tires is pretty funny when you're found.

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