The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Cheating Cheerleader

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

The guys take a deep dive into a scandal featuring a former NFL player and a married cheerleader. Steve Smith Sr. has been caught cheating by a man named Tony Martinez who ran to social media with accusations aimed at the former Carolina Panthers star, asserting that he had engaged in an affair with his wife, Nicole Martinez. Jay and Christine do their best acting when reading the text transcripts. A recording is played of Martinez confronting Smith on the phone. Jay has experience with this subject because his ex posted revenge nudes of him.*To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn moreFOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA:@thebonfiresxm@louisjohnson@christinemevans@bigjayoakerson@robertkellylive@louwitzkee@jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly You can fuck this Bobby I promise I'll try Give it a whirl. I'm gonna try to fuck this weekend. Ooh, I like that. I'm gonna tell Don. This is for science purposes for the show I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to fuck somebody this weekend to this. Just to this! And then if I can't do it, I'll stop. It's just a bit.

It's for the bit. I think Don understands it's gotta be for the bit. I didn't come. I didn't have full sex. Can we? Well I know this is our last live show of the week and we didn't get into the Steve Smith the football player who banged a guy's wife. I didn't get into this Steve Smith the football player who

banged a guy's wife I didn't look into the story too much I've heard loosely about it he's a former receiver for the Carolina Panthers right that's Steve Smith I believe you know this all right and then what's going on do you know the story well inside and out Lou yeah he's also played for the Ravens mm-hmm and she was a cheerleader or something as Chick. Correct. And he started banging her, and the husband found out and decided to post text messages and a phone call that he had with Steve Smith Sr.

onto Twitter, so that's what we're gonna be looking at. Lou, are you eating a side salad right now? Yes, sir. I'm on a very strict diet right now. So I'm enjoying a nice little salad with some balsamic vinaigrette. Okay. And a little feta. I am very proud of you, man.

Thank you. I just didn't know what the fuck was happening. He looked like a show salad. I've never seen somebody have it. He had a show salad. I've never seen a show salad. It looks like restaurant quality. Like he went in and put, like used tweezers

to put it together. There's extra downstairs. There are no other snacks. Oh really? Yeah. There's extra downstairs. There are no other snacks. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, my god. There's a tray of salad. Black Lou's wife is Claire Huxtable-ing him. She's making him.

He brings the salad to work, and then he pulls a hoagie out of a locker that couldn't even fit in the locker. It's like impossible. Look at six foot hoagie. He has a slice of pizza and a notebook. That's so funny. Doesn't that scare you that there's no more snacks at Sirius? They just have community salad?

Yeah. The fuck? Wait, loose salad? Like, pre-packaged salads? Just loose salad. Just get the tongs. Get yourself some loose salad. Guys, we can't afford small bags of chips in small waters.

But we do have loose salad. We have loose salad. And bananas. We have an un. And bananas. If you guys. And unpeeled bananas. We have to slice up bananas. What the fuck? I'm like, unpeeled bananas. Do you want an unpeeled banana?

I go, no. This one just gave you a fully unpeeled banana. You would never want that. Ew. Well, it's like when you go to a radio show, we do it here where you give them a cup of water. Oh, I hate it. I hate presenting somebody with a cup of water. Oh, I hate it.

I hate presenting somebody with a cup of water. Hey, you want a paper cup of water? A paper cup. It's a coffee cup. It's like, it's so, your brain is like, that's coffee. We're sitting here cranking down Starbucks. Hey, how's your paper cup of water? I'm surprised it even has a flat bottom.

It should be like one of those ones with a cooler where it's like a cone, a paper hat. Do you want some loose salad? You guys want some loose salad and a paper hat of water? Welcome to Sirius. Welcome to SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy our $10,000 cameras. By the way, these green lights tell me they're on,

which means we're just wasting electricity. We can cut budgets here, guys. Turn them off. No one's using them. There's nobody on the other end. cut budgets here, guys. Turn them off. No one's using them. There's nobody on the other end. There's no one listening to turn them off. What if they are recording every show? Oh, god, I hope not.

Dude, I whack off in here so much. It's crazy. And I do it to the cameras. I pretend the cameras are people watching at home, and I whack off to them. Wait, this isn't Stephen A. Smith. No, Steve Smith. Totally different guy isn't Stephen A. Smith. No. Totally different guy.

Steve Smith receiver. When I first heard about this, I thought it was him. You're doing something, lady. Yo, you're slow. You're doing something, my girl. It's because you did something. You did something. Why'd you do something?

This is just a video going through all the different text messages, or they're talking to? No, the text messages are on the left. This is the husband calling Steve Smith Sr. saying, you're fucking my wife. Oh, I love this. Can I read the text first? Please. Is this the first and only thing?

Right here? Yes. Okay. It says, yes, sir. I don't know. Wait, what's green? Oh, that's her So so Steve Smith is the so she's green Steve Smith is the so she says yes, sir Can Christine be the girl and you be the guy sure?

Christine Yes, sir, yes, sir, I mean she can't even get that I thought we were past that line It's all you were going. I said the line. I can't do both. You know what? She's a thespian. She needs a director. And speed, action. Yes, sir.

Did you believe that? It was better. No, but this is supposed to be a sexy. It's supposed to be a sexy. Bobby, it's supposed to be like a yes, sir. She's throwing pussy at it. Yeah, throwing pussy. Give her a little motivation.

Yes, sir. You're giving it, listen. It's like a dancing for paper clips. Let's being she's throwing pussy. Yeah, so I'm pussy give her a little more. Yes, sir You're giving it listen to paper clips Let's try one more time Christine. You know your motivation you throw him pussy. You're trying to get that thing ready and speed Yes, sir She tells me that she went to acting classes. It's bonkers. I'm a stage actress. I can do Neil Simon if you guys want to see a monologue. This is the promo all over again.

Neil Simon doesn't say, I would have gagged on it, but I had to come home. Come on, you got to get to this line. OK. You got to get to just, yes, sir. I'm going to give you a line read if you don't mind. Yes, sir. Yeah.

Yes, sir. There you go. And action. Yes, sir. Stop. I did already. Don't look at Jay. There you go. And action. Yes, sir. Stop. Don't look at Jay. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me, Christine. You got this. Ready?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay. There you go. Take me deep down your throat, like you kind of like. You wanted to suck me off. I did. I would have gagged on it, but I had to come home. You enjoyed it. You'd like to feel it.

Jacob, read this. I can't have the drop. No, you have to read it. You got it. Just read it. No, no. One of the boys. Let's go. Just Christine. Any man. Any man, really. You're doing so good. This was so good. We're way off page right now. We're way off script right now. Can I say something? Christine, you're doing so good. This was so good. We're way off page right away off script You doing better than him

You I like feeling it deep in my wet pussy me too That's my ringtone. I will say this, the most concerning text. Is that not sexy enough? I'm going to give that to Max for his room downstairs where you go down is going to say that. Oh, I like that. And fucking neon.

His next word is concerning. She said, I like feeling it deep in my wet pussy. He says, me too. I like feeling it deep in my wet pussy. Letting you taste it, though, would be so turn on. These people are bad at texting. I would have shot my... I would have shot my nut all inside your pussy.

I love making you cum. I enjoy it more when you cum inside me. Well, that's very matter of fact. Come on, baby girl. Don't sound like you'd like that come up in you. Come on, girl. You gots this. Say it again.

Say it again. Christine like this. I love making you come. No, not Christine. Whatever, lady. Black lady? This how you supposed to do it. Come on, Miss Black Lady.

Give me that line again. Go ahead. Which? The line before it. I would have shot my nut all inside your pussy. Mmm, I love making you cum. I enjoy it. More when you, I can't read that line here. Cum.

More when you cum inside me. Yeah. I picture the black woman you're being while I'm fucking her. She's mixing a bowl of like cookie dough or something under her armpit. And she has a very large flappy arm. And she keeps licking the spoon. I like when you cum too.

She keeps putting you on moot. Hey, do me a favor. Get me the powdered sugar out of the back cabinet. Anyways, baby, I love when your big dick's inside me. Christina is the reed of a 35 year long prostitute. She's like, I would have gagged on it, but I had to cum home. She's smoking. I love making you come I enjoy it more when you come inside me though I like I like when you come inside me

What is that you get to feel it noted you get to feel Yes What is the video then? Noted you get to feel it. Hmm. Play this. Yes What is the video then? the videos him calling that Right. It's the husband calling the Steve Smith senior. Oh, so basically confront him about him fucking his wife He's saying hey, you're fucking my wife who's a cheerleader for the Ravens This is what the guy's talking Cory Holcomb's been talking dude, Cory Holcomb That's what the guy's talking, Corey Holcomb's been talking about. Dude, Corey Holcomb. Funny.

I love him. Let me tell you what he said today. I had to come in and play it for Christine. Dude, he goes, uh, he goes, if your girl, if your girl is a cheerleader past high school, she's a bum bitch. You go, she a cheerleader for the Ravens. That's who she cheered for. The players should be, have the right to fuck those bitches.

They're cheering for them. He should have his own show. He does. Not on TV. On television. Crime time. If your chick is a cheerleader past high school, she's a bum bitch. He should host everything that, he should host like any game show.

He should be the host of his own talk show. He was the best part of the foxhole. Man, he's great. Cory, oh yeah, I bet. Love that guy. So funny. Hey, yo Steve. Yes sir.

Yeah, you've been fucking my wife, bro. What you gotta say for yourself? I'm sorry. I mean, sorry bro. Sorry dude. She'll be hearing how she talks. This is pretty gay you're calling me. He said, I'm sorry. He goes, sir, shouldn't you not waste time talking to me when you could be killing her?

Sir, don't you just want to get straight to killing her before we get through all this? I love the pauso, like, what should I say? My bust. Sorry. It might be. Is the husband just a regular guy? Oops, oops. Like what is he?

Well I don't know if you read the text messages, but I would have shot my nut all up in a pussy, but I ain't. I'm sorry. You're sorry? That's what he said. Yeah. You fucking knew she was married

That's why that's how I can not a fucking idiot man you're fucking Steve Smith soon Steve Smith senior Are these playing video games in your life, huh? What kind of dumb shit was that she's sucking his dick right now He's like why I don't know what I was thinking. Why are you quiet man? Be a fucking man. Crying? Call the guy. Is he crying? He's not crying. Is he crying?

He said, why are you crying? He might be crying. Steve Smith? Hang on. I don't hear crying. Why are you quiet man? Be a fucking man. A quiet. A quiet.

I thought it was Will Sylvans. Why are you quiet? Why are you quiet man? Fucking pussy Jesus Steve take him jumped in This is not satisfying Fucking man, bro. There is he's fucking your wife. That's shit. You do on fucking TV All that shit talking you do to other people. He's like, what do you mean, my several probable appearances?

I banged your cheerleader wife. He's like, I'm fucking your wife. Literally. He goes, you're corny man. He goes, that's not what your wife said when she, and I can read this again here, beg me to come inside of her. I like feeling you deep in my wet pussy.

He goes, your wife who loves feeling me deep in her wet pussy? Have you ever heard the deep in your leg? She ever said deep with you? I don't think she's ever said deep to you. He goes, you're fucking my wife, Raquel or something. He's like, Raquel. I know. He goes, cheerleader for the Ravens?

He's like, cheerleader. He goes, you love busts. She loves when you bust nuts deep in her pussy? He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Was she married? That's right, that was the right hand. Can we see the woman, the wife, in question? I bet she's hot.

Do they have pictures of her? I mean, I'm sure. Oh, I mean, she's a cheerleader, so they'll figure it out, yeah. Yeah, they definitely got some photos. And there's more audio here too, but does Steve Smith never say anything? Where's the other audio?

Well, I'm saying there's more of that video left. But I mean, he hasn't said a word. Yeah, play it up, play it up. Man up. Man up. What's he gonna do? Man up. Man up.

Man up. Man up. Man up. Man up. Man up. Oh, shit. That's great, dude. He went, psh.

Click. Uh, shit. That's great, dude. He went, psh. Click. Uh, nope. It's cause you did something. God damn it. You did something. Damn. That's so unsatisfying when you call the guy to confront him and he's just like, he's sorry.

It is no point calling the other person ever. Not the guy. Your anger isn't the wrong person there. Yeah, there's no, I mean there's no good outcome when you call him. He's either gonna do that or be like, yep, fuck their pussy good. Yeah, all you can do is be shitty

and now you have to like, you're involved in something that's gonna get violent and crazy. Or the reality is just like, they don't care. No. Like they're not emotionally involved in this thing. It's like, yeah man, that's your house problem. I only know where's that girl from the cheerleading squad that wants me to nut deep in her pussy, her wet pussy,

but that's, but I don't get involved in people's business. She's not, it looks like she's not a cheerleader, she's part of the marching band. Yeah, yeah, it's the marching ravens or whatever. Yeah. What? That's even funnier. Yeah, T She on the drum corps. She's a fat nerd. She's a fat so her glasses

She gets you plays tuba on the fucking marching Ravens shit She can hit her drumstick and it flies in the air. She can catch it So she can suck dick good. She's a tuba player. You got tuba bitch sucked the fucking skin off my dick. Is there any more of her? There's no picture to visualize this. I think we got something.

We gotta get something. We gotta get something. Get something. Get something. Is she white? Is she white? She's absolutely white. Precious.

And that husband was white too, wasn't he? That's her. Oh, I know. Wow. She confirms cheating on her husband. With that guy. With player Steve Smith. Damn. I'm trying to find Tony Martinez.

I'm trying to find Tony Martinez. This is Stephen Smith looks. I mean, why wouldn't you be happy? Yes. And she's in the marching band? There's no way she's not cheating on you if that's your wife. She has cheating tits. Bobby, I know what you mean.

She does have cheating tits. Yeah, there's no way. Those little handfuls, she likes showing them off. Yeah. Because they have stayed, how old is she? She's a little bit older, right? Yeah, she's like 40 something. No.

Late 40s. No, maybe 30s, late 30s, early 40s maybe. I thought it would be early 30s. What does he say? Yeah What a fuck you can't I know I hear she writes a high I'm Nicole Martinez Though I won't be a Martinez much longer boom. That was a fucking good high five thing It'd be wait am I saying in the wrong turn like the wrong tone You see I've been cheating on my husband And I've been doing so with the very famous

Steve Smith Sr., pics attached for reference. I had him hidden under three, but that's been fixed. My husband bought me a house. He stood by my side after I had been arrested twice for domestic violence. And this is how I repay him and our son. There's plenty of messages here, Steve. Crazy the kind of revealing messages a celebrity will send. Baltimore Ravens, I am also a member of your team band.

I believe I violated some fraternization rules by hooking up with Steve at the training facility. According to the, what did she just came out, is she like brazenly stoked about telling people? What is this? He got into her social media, the husband, and he wrote all this. Oh!

He fucked her in the gym? Wow, buddy. I love. He posted this on her? No, no, no, no. Her husband. Her husband posted it on her social media. He's saying he's her.

Now you gotta read it with that tone. Okay, my husband bought me a, this is great, I won't be much longer. Oh, it's great. My husband bought me a house. He stood by my I won't be much longer. Oh, it's great. My husband bought me a house. He stood by my side after I had been arrested twice for domestic violence, and this is how I repay him and our son.

There's plenty of messages here, Steve. Crazy the kind of revealing messages a celebrity will send. Baltimore Ravens, I'm also a member of your team band, and I believe I violated some fraternization rules by hooking up with Steve the Train. Wow. What a fucking cunt. According to a couple of...

Oh, what a cunt. That is a passive aggressive bullshit right there. That's a fucking punty According to a couple of... Oh, what a cunt. And it's a passive aggressive bullshit right there. It's a fucking punty thing for a man. It's like just dump your wife over the lawn. He went through the rules. He went through the rules. He went like, you're getting fired too, bitch. Well, just dump your wife.

Again, because like publicly humiliating that. I don't know what that really does to you. There's no way, when you get cheated on, like it doesn't matter what you do. Like there's no way to not look bad. Like even though you didn't, you know what I mean? Even though it's something that's done to you, any lashing out about it, you end up looking bad.

I've been cheated on. I've never felt that you look bad. I've been cheated on? Why do you think that cheats are pretty... That's like a dumb girl thing. No, no, no. That is. That's what Carla would say. When there would be a thing that would come up, my ex-wife, she would be like... And

now I look like an idiot. I go, no, everyone just thinks I'm an asshole yeah no one thinks you're an idiot they just think I was a dick who did a shitty thing I've been cheated on and now I fucking know you're saying if you lash out if you lash out so I'm saying like if you cheat on me and I start texting the girls you cheated on me with like oh that's dumb looking bad like oh yeah even if you're even if you're a hundred percent like in the right and whatever it is it's like depends who it is though if you're a hundred percent like in the right and whatever it is

It's like depends who it is though if you're doing it with like if it's like someone's fucking your best friend Yeah, exactly. So it's fucking like a friend of yours like if Christine was fucking Sal You can't get mad at that so such a great Heart I was Lewis you'd be pissed. Yeah. Yeah But no, that's what I'm saying'd be pissed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, you're right. If you lash out at the person who you-

Like doing something like this, like this guy comes off as a gnaw. He looks like a lunatic. He looks like a fucking ass. Even though he's the victim of the situation. No, for sure. But exactly. You're like, you look like a wiener now.

Even calling- I'm missing the suck. Even calling Steve Smith. Even calling Steve Smith. With that one, too, you should just be like, hey, I hope he's got room for you at his mansion, because you're fucking out of here, and then look cool to all your friends, when you're like, peace, later.

He said sorry and hung up on him. He's like, I don't fucking have anything to say to you, I don't really care about this girl, like, what are we doing here? He says you went to nut-inside my wife, he goes, yeah, I don't think I did, though. I don't know. I thought it was a thing where she says

you knocked my IUD loose almost. There was more shit. She was like, you are like. Text messages? Jesus Christ. Yeah, she's like, his dick knocked her IUD loose. Pretty wild. No.

So let me ask, this guy that got cheated on, he is what? Is he anybody? I don't think so. I'm trying to find him, his handle is up, but it looks like it's been deactivated. His name's Tony Martinez. He's just a regular guy that was dating this girl. And so she worked at the facilities,

it was around these guys. Yeah. And she was coming home late. Calming her out. Ah, fuck you. She's cleaning her fucking trombone. Oh, God. There's no pictures of the husband. It's all just this dashing football player.

Honey, why are you late? I had to practice my trombone. Oh, sorry, I had to play rusty trombone for a little bit. Oh, he's married too. Steve Smith? Yeah. Who cares, he don't give a Yeah. OK, he don't give a shit. She don't give a shit either. She's like, whatever.

They've been married since 2000. She's fine. I mean, he went right home. She goes, oh, that crazy bitch let her husband find out you fucked her, huh? He's like, yeah, what's for dinner? Same old, same old. Is she going to be staying here now?

He goes, well, as he goes, yeah, looks like I'm not going to be fucking her for a little bit now. Husband stirred all that up but uh, so So I guess I am free Thursday if we're gonna go to your was it your work dinner That's fucking crazy this guy really did is a bitch move to do all this stuff to call the guy up You don't call the guy you call it you deal with her you just that's it You deal with her you get to say all your cool things and then tell your friends what you said the public

Is dumb the public thing is only girls It's only okay for girls to like if they catch somebody cheating on somebody to like post a picture of that person Naked in a bathroom with their ding ding dong hanging out. I don't think that's right at all What that's not right? That's not good behavior at all. No, no, I'm just saying if you put that like on a site where it's like Hey gay guys is another gay guy that wants some more gay guys, that is like a girl thing. That's okay. Look, is it hilarious? Sure. Is it world-class humor? Undeniably.

Do you know how lucky you are? When that happened? That it happened at the early days of internet, social media. Two people are lucky there. Who? Me and her. Why her? That could be a lot of trouble. That's revenge porn laws and stuff like that. at the early days of internet, social media. Two people are lucky there. Who? Me and her. Why her?

That could be a lot of trouble. That's revenge porn laws and stuff like that. She'd be in a lot of trouble for that. It would be worth it for all of us. Imagine if that was a tweet. I'd see her in public. Imagine if that was a tweet, like that picture was just a tweet

that was in the atmosphere forever. Wow. And not on Craigslist Guys for guys? You are so lucky that was the early days of social. They even got rid of like Craigslist doesn't have any more Personals because of the murders. I would like to find the creator of Craigslist. I'm sure he has a hard drive with like all the original

stuff. Hey, can you look on this day? Just to, yeah. I would get that as wallpaper in your bathroom. I can't find anything about this Tony Martinez guy. I'm going to keep looking. But it also seems like maybe it's like, is this guy excited? Like, excited to be in the mix?

Like, is he lashing out because he's like, oh, a football player fucked my wife. He's the girl. He's the girl. I think he feels like he is. Does this make me special? I think, no. I think this, I think he thinks he's doing

like walk off, home run, like shit talk here. I think he's like, Steve, how do you live with yourself, man? What's wrong with you? It's like no problems every day. This isn't my problem. No, I do it all the time. I fuck a lot of guys' wives. Yeah, I don't know, when a girl wants to fuck me,

I don't go, are you destroying your family by doing this? Like how is that possibly my concern? Yeah, I have a huge me, I don't go, are you destroying your family by doing this? Like, how is that possibly my concern? Yeah, I have a huge hog, I'm a millionaire, and this is what I do. Yeah, and it needs to be watered every day. He didn't only call him. Say it, Miss Seymour. He didn't only call him.

The big chick move is that he filmed himself calling, which is so. Oh, oh, I'll deal with this. First of all, you have to have two phones to do that, right? Yeah, he held a phone while he berated this guy. I wish I still had that video. Does that video exist somewhere where I was, did I film him when the guy, the cop called me an asshole and then said he didn't call me an asshole?

And I got flustered. I was like, oh, oh, what? You? A cop, I was arguing with a cop a time, and he called me an asshole. And I was like, you can't fucking do that. You can't start cursing at people, dude I was like fuck you and I go. I'm gonna if I go I go. Hey everyone not everyone Let's go. I go. Hey, I'm filming this police officer officer the paper man and I go did uh, I Go you just called me an asshole five seconds ago, didn't you. I didn't call you anything. I go Oh, oh, I couldn't even wrap my brain on the concept that he possibly would have lied. You're actually the first Karen I was the first Karen that was for sure. I mean I was taken back. I was like you can't lie You know you're an officer of the law

I was so hurt by him This is bad. This is terrible though This is I mean if you find out you if you find out your wife's cheating on you with somebody who's you? I'd be like fine if I came home and saw Don fucking you I'd be like I Jay you gotta go I got to deal with this, but if I came home. She was fucking a football player I'd be like shit cuz there's no going back. I can get back in there after you.

You know what I mean? Just change the song up a little bit. Go back to Billy Joel instead of Tool. Yeah, you're not fucking the Tool anymore, you're fucking back for the longest time. Yeah, for the longest time. For the shortest time. Yeah, this guy though, having to follow that oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Thank you Notorious RGA by the way, says blacken me up on Deftones. I like it, I'll try it. I'll try it this weekend. Give it a whirl.

I'm gonna try it this weekend on RZF. Seduce, I was gonna say seduce Dawn with Deftones. Seduce, you fucking seduce Dawn. With Deftones I could. You could. It wouldn't be me, it would be mostly the Deftones doing the heavy lifting. The tones, dude.

I'll try. I'll try this week. I'll videotape it. Thank you. I'll videotape her chest getting red. You gotta picture that music, dark, just you and a chick. It's a different scenario. I didn't mean a chick would be good.

Huh? Is there any girls in Denver with weird tattoos and like dead toenails and the deaf tones. Does anybody want to simulate full sensual sex to the deaf tones with Bobby this weekend? Yeah. We'll simulate it. Reach out. We won't really have sex. We're not gonna really have sex.

Just like, but you could talk all that shit. How you'd love to nut inside their wet pussy. Yeah. Who is Nicole Martinez? Is this her? She's actually, I mean, she's definitely fucking everybody. That fucking dumb face is fucking anything. She's annoying too.

Yeah, her double lipstick, she has three different colors of lipstick, her outside line, the inside, and the white. She never stops talking. She never stops talking, and she loves. And she gym jawed her way right into this football player's life. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, she's always got some way right into this football players life

Yeah, she's always got some positive shit to say go scroll down Can I see some more she talks like such a white girl? But event but once in a while throws Spanish out there to let you know she's still Caliente That dude fucks too. He's got a Smith. He's got a he's got his face is always like I just fucking came in you face He's a monster dude. He was a monster, dude. He was a monster. How hilarious. Is that the guy? Oh, no. Oh, that's him crying when they got married?

That's the best fucking picture in the world. That's what you get. That's what you get, doofus. That's what you get for posting that you're making that phone call and doing your thing. That's what you get. Now we gotta show you Teary-Eye, the day you took a picture where they're pregnant

on the beach. Look at her with child. That's actually, that. Now we gotta show you Teary-Eye today. You took a picture with her pregnant on the beach. Look at her with child. That's actually, that's actually come in his eye from when that football player shizzed in his wife's face. Yeah, he's like, I can't even get her pregnant anymore because her pussy's too loose to hold children in anymore. She has to go on bed rest and ankles up rest the entire pregnancy.

We have to hold her upside down. Is that more text? Yes. Nice. Oh please, please. Christine, you ready for her upside down. Is that more text? Yes. Nice. Oh, please. Christine, you ready for this? Christine. Christine, you ready? Christine. Action.

I agree. That's why I came back. The connection was something I couldn't just walk away from. The passion is hard to forget. I wasn't alone with it. No, I was right there with you, stadium full of people. And I only saw you again. Yo, you had me wanting to explode Friday, but holding you was quite all right with me.

That spark lit fireworks. You were a gentleman. That was part of the reason I came back, wanted to give you a proper goodbye. No, what does that say? God damn it. You're so fucked. I think we figured it out.

I can't figure it out from that. I see there's goodbye. Yeah. Goodbye. I enjoy I and I End would give you proper. Goodbye. I enjoy Fucking fuck off freelance it freelance it just make it up. Oh later bitch Peace out suck me off Yeah, yo, yo, suck me off man This one time at band camp So funny it's band girls are fucking sluts. Yeah, remember Patrice's theory about that, but the sluttiest women in the world

lawyers lawyers and musicians professional musicians because they spent all of their time When other girls are banging, when Dawn and Christine were being sluts and waiting tables. The other women were out there reaching excellence. They were out there just rehearsing, school, and then they reached their-

Achieving. They achieved their, in their late 20s, they're making money, they're professionals, it's like, I'm gonna go get, it's a sick dick. Dawn and Christine. Yeah, Dawn and Christine focused on going knees behind the ears, just figuring that would one day snatch him

a fucking a great wife. And it did. It worked. It worked out for both of these fucking high school sluts. Things that I don't have to play an instrument. Ended up living in houses they don't have to pay for. Don was sucking a drug dealer's dick just to get a Honda Civic ride.

Oh my God, her and Christine were just mirrors on different coasts. Yeah. Don't suck at a drug dealer's dick just to get a Honda Civic ride Christine we're just mirrors on different coasts. Yeah This is the post that I mean we we read it But this is the actual post that he put out on Facebook. He tags ESPN TMZ Antonio Brown Wow, what a piece of shit By the way, if you're gonna show pictures of and I think this is true Look at the photos of him. Oh, he gets some real upshot. Wow, what a piece of shit. By the way, if you're gonna show pictures of, and I think this is true, I always think this is crazy

when I see angry girls on Facebook posting, and look at the ugly bitch that he fucking did it with, and they show pictures of an ugly woman, I feel like you should always, I would show, if I was going this crazy with it, and it gets out there, and I gotta go, I would almost be like, more like, what are you gonna do, man?

Look at this guy, and then just send a picture of Steve Smith with his shirt off. I would show the best pictures of him, be like, hey, what are you gonna do? I can't compete with this, bro. You wanna fuck that statue? Have at it. Wow.

These are the texts you're looking for, though, where it says, you rearranged my IUD but you can't see the full thing. Oh, fuck. It says deep is an understatement. Oh my god. Oh, deep is an understatement. I feel like you were going to rearrange my IUD.

You were so deep. You were so deep. Now when you're a husband and you have kids and you have marriage photos all over the house in Maui and then you get her phone and you read that. I mean, that must hurt, that must physically hurt your stomach to read that sentence. I walk into the water.

For sure. That's what I do. You just kill yourself? And the great whites take me. Do you really? I don't know if I could be hurt that bad. I feel like at some point you have just like, the situation is so out of your hands, you go,

this is so cut and dry. Do you know what I mean? Like it's public now, it's out there, it's a big thing. So you go, it's cut and dry. I know it's like you, I guess like, you know, I'll fight for custody of the kid probably, because you're gonna be like, she's a piece of shit in the court, so like fight for custody,

or don't fight for custody, and just like move on with your life, dude. It's so, it's the worst thing is someone going like, or don't fight for custody, and just move on with your life, dude. It's so, it's the worst thing is someone going, I'm not with anybody else, but I'm just, I'm over you completely. It's almost like, sucks, you know what I mean? Then you wanna hang on to it, it's so cut and dry. Yeah, it's over, it's a wrap.

With you and me, we're very cut and dry people in our relationships too. This sucker was in fantasy land. He was in love. He was in fantasy land love with his wife and his home and he had the prettiest chick on the block. He had a hot trombone player. He had a hot trombone player.

He thought he, he was like, no one's trying to fuck this dork. Yeah, this chick never got black dick in high school, which is the problem. I think every girl should, just to expirate, right, Lou? Amen, sir. Amen. I wouldn't walk in the water.

I would get over it, I think, like Jay said. It's like, all right, that's what happened. But you knocked my IUD loose, that would get to me. Come on. I also operate differently. In aUD loose, that would get to me. Come on. I'm so mad. I also operate differently. In a weird way, that long, you almost knocked my IUD loose,

talking about the other thing. It's not that I would laugh. I think in a weird way, months beyond the breakup, actually maybe even still in a torturous way to myself, I would jerk off to that thought of, you know what I mean, of like, God, she was such a fucking pig. She was being such a pig.

Something about that would make me go, like I remember I had a girl cheat on me years ago and the thing she did was like blew a guy in a car. And I think after I got over the initial anger of it, I jerked off to roadhead videos almost exclusively for a while just because like, it's like a torturous thing you do to yourself. But it's also like, I also didn't hold onto the anger with,

I didn't like come out of those jerk off sessions and be like, it was just like a thing that was there. It's called trauma. No. Yeah, that's when, yeah, it's called trauma. No. Yeah, it's 100%. You, yeah, dude, it's trauma.

So what happened is, she hurt you so bad that you got into it It's like people who get molested This is a lot different than molestation. I mean it's a little bit different She blew a guy she blew a guy and then what's your favorite porn? Oh? then now Cuck oh black guys like cucking I don't care that the it's got very little to do with like the cuck situation. Because you dealt with it, you dealt with it.

No. Wait with me, stay with me, stay with me. You dealt with the pain by connecting to it and making it something you like so it doesn't hurt. So now you go there and you watch people getting cheated on, sucking other guys' dicks, so that you can't get hurt again. Because that's what turns you on. Trauma.

Maybe. I wouldn't call it cheating. I don't know if cheating's what's going on, cuckold and porn. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's not healthy. Watching your wife suck two black guys off and getting wailed out calling you a pussy and making you suck their dicks That I could never I that I never got into those videos whenever me neither

involving The husband being involved in where they come over there insult the husband I'm gonna get my sleeve pussies on hang on one second I gotta feel safe or they make him like lick I gotta get my sleeve pussies on. Hang on one second, I gotta feel safe. Or they make him like, lick cum or something off that. Like, it's never been my... How do you come back from that? The situation is more that it's, those videos tend to be real videos

of a bunch of black dudes coming to fuck a very regular looking lady. That's the thing. How do you come back from eating, well your wife makes you eat some guys, come. How do you just back from eating, well your wife makes you eat some guys, come. How do you just have Thanksgiving dinner, you doing the dishes? If you want me to, well, alright, I'll do them if you want,

come eater, what? Nothing? That's what I'm saying, yeah, that never goes away. I mean, you're like a naughty boy. How do you step back to be like, hey, enough, I said enough. You can never say that again. It's like enough what?

Other guys come, you licked see that again. It's like enough what other guys come you looked off my asshole Shut up You said you liked it I have not all of you pressing my sexuality not all of it. You're coming I have the emotional ability to see Christine fuck other people Yeah, I certainly don't want that person to be like hey you like this faggot. I'm like, excuse me Or if he was like it's like yeah. Hey jerkus. Come on. I'm not touching this guy's fucking dick. Are you out of your mind? So maybe I draw weird lines, but there are lines

Lines that's your next album Lines, but all weird lines, but there are lines. Lines, that's your next album. Lines. Lines. I draw weird lines, but there are lines. Oh shit. Wow. Yeah, that's the weirdest when this guy's like, look at his little dick and look at your big dick.

I'm like, don't do that. I don't like that at all. I'd be like, yeah, everyone's built differently. I'd get upset, like give me real things. Yeah, all right, that's the idea. The spice of life, right? That you get different kinds. You turn into Hannah Gatsby.

Everyone's got to be different. Oh, is this it, buddy? Oh, boy! Mother F. Oh, boy. Yep. It's almost that time. Almost, buddy.

We got a weekend. You're going away. Where you going again? Indianapolis. Probably going to get down to some pedophile hunting. Nice. I'll have Dave Temple with me so what if Dave Temple is triggered by something like that like when he sees the pedophile come like just loses it. Well to be determined. How much time do you do on a weekend? My set 45. You do 45? Yeah. I think I'm gonna start doing that.

I always do an hour. Yeah. I do 45 and then sometimes it goes to like 50. If it's like rolling, I'll do 55. But yeah, I don't do, my thing's always, first of all, people come to multiple shows a weekend sometimes. Right.

Because they wanna see the crowd work stuff be different. And because I do also do 45, because like I don't have to repeat jokes in the same night if I don't want to. I might start. I always do an hour, and it's like I feel like it's a little too long. Because you have guest spots too. I don't have any guest spots. You just do feature hosts?

I have a 10, 20 hour. Oh, I let people do guest spots all the time. I should. I should start letting people do guest spots. There's local comics. It makes them so happy to give them like seven, 10 minutes. I might start doing that. Maybe I'll start doing that this weekend. Good for you.

I'm at the, they do that at the Comedy Works in Denver. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, I was there one night, they had like five or six guestbots. They just tell you you're doing them? Usually they have like a, they let you know that. Yeah, I mean, they let me know. Or they know people would like to do them.

But no, there was a lot of people, like, yeah, this is the people on the show. There was like four or five people. I was like one dude came out of the mountains. He had like fucking Fight a lion that he heard some weird story. He merged that day Jay's gonna be at helium in Indianapolis this weekend February 27th through March 1st And then he's gonna be at Magoobies in Baltimore the 6th March 6th through March 8th after that He'll be in Niagara Falls me and him We're doing two shows one a night having a blast up at Niagara Falls. So come check us out

Nashville Atlanta Austin he's coming there for tickets and all the tour dates big Jay comedy comm and the most important thing Jay's new special them is out now YouTube comm slash at big Jay Okerson share it like it and and make sure you comment do all the stuff don't just watch it do everything else for it get it out there get people that don't know Jay to CJ it's one of the best specials out in the last six months at least six months these six months not bad I mean dude one of one of the best specials in a long time. Thank you buddy. Really great. I'll say it's funny, last time I was in Indianapolis, come out everybody in support

because I will say, if you hang out after the show is late, I saw a guy get shot last time. So just know, you could be part of that. It is dangerous. It does get dangerous in that corner there, so let's fucking make a party out of it. If we really, really go out there and watch, you can really powder keg some problems out there. Bobby Kelly's gonna be at the Comedy Works in Denver this weekend everybody! March 1st, or it's February 27th, through March 1st, that's tomorrow through Saturday. Get your fucking tickets now, they are gonna go.

Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut March 6th through the 8th. After that, Seattle, Niagara Falls with me and Tampa Bay all on deck. And you can catch Bobby every Tuesday night at 7pm Fat Black Pussycat Show at the Comedy Seller. Hello? At the Comedy Seller. For tickets and all other tour dates go to PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly and check out Bobby's new YouTube channel YouTube.com slash at Robert Kelly Comedy for a bunch of his content and fun. We could say goodbye probably, Lou, right? Yeah, I guess. Because, yeah, let's get the frick out of here.

I gotta go do Story Wars. You can do Story Wars. I'm gonna go home and pack. Got another phone we gotta pack when I get home. Yeah. I have to dry clothes still. Sing it, bitch. I gotta, my new humidor came in.

I gotta humidor? Humidor, I gotta stack it. I got fucking a thousand cigars there. A thousand. I got so many. I got so many cigars. I know, I know, I gotta stack it. I got fucking a thousand cigars there. A thousand? I got so many. I got so many cigars. I know, I know, I gotta start giving some away, but... You should get some interns and start fucking them with them.

Good idea. Remember? We should get an intern, and we should fuck... Fuck them with cigars? Yeah. Serious. The powers it be if you're listening right now. Send us an intern that we could fuck with cigars.

We'd appreciate it. Someone college age, maybe looks like they come from some sort of a trauma. So I don't wanna, yeah, nondescript. I don't wanna know what they are. I'll take, it could be, she could be a little chubby even. Yeah, but I want it to look like Jacob and Christine. Yes, but if she tells, I'll kill her.

Yeah. Jesus Christ, wait a second. So put that out there. So Jim, Jim, I'll kill her. Yeah. Jesus Christ. So put that out there. So Jim, Jim, run that up the ladder. We need interns. We'll catch you guys. Enjoy the pre-record. We had a good fun one this week.

Yes. Enjoy the Lost Tapes tomorrow. We will be back live with you. Monday. Monday. Monday. Right here. See you guys later. At the bonfire. We will be back live with you Monday. Monday. Monday. Right here.

See you guys later. At the bonfire. Bye.