The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Chick Feet & Salt

Episode Date: November 23, 2023

Bobby has a paranormal experience in his haunted hotel!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Well, well, well, we solved that problem, didn't we? We solved that problem. And guess who just got him apart in Central Intelligence, too? Robert Kelly.

I mean, I'm rocks little brother. Pebble. Yeah, pebble. Never made it. Never made it before. The gene pool stopped with me. Bobby, you know how can we get down over here at the bonfire?

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drink responsibly in B21. It's really important that 21 thing. Yeah. You know when you have a liquor sponsor, yeah. which I've only had this one time when I did the Yeager Meister Music Tour, the small corn tour, they, I had to talk with two German guys who really gave me a nice long wrap about on stage, do not make any jokes but underage drinking. No jokes about having sex with somebody who's drunk.

That was really weird. I was like, oh yeah, you have to pretend for the whole tour that like, no, booze is like good for you. Like it was such a strange like, uh, I'm like, yeah, but I'm doing comedy. They're like, it would be the deal breaker. Really? Yeah, if you were like, dude, that girl looks hammered. She's going to be a good time in bed later. They'd be like, nah, nah like You can't do that. No Yeah, you know, that's wild. Yeah, you can't do that. Yes, Jacob I'm testing. Can you guys hear me now? That's choppy as hell. It's crazy. Still choppy you shit Say let me hear you

Yeah, I'm talking to you Jacob Reboot your computer, but unplug the stuff first you should redo your router It might be your router plug unplug your router and plug it back in count to 10. I did that. Oh, oh I'm now on my nephew's computer. Oh shit For me that the computer they gave me is like the chip is five chips old. Oh, so it's not yeah I don't know if it's that try chips old. Oh, so it's not. Yeah, but I don't know if it's that try. I'm plugged the mic. It's hard to listen to you, dude. It's like it's bad audio.

Yeah, I'm plugged the mic. Anyways, um, so little Cav. Yeah. Come on, came back with that. And then he taught, he was, I think he was teaching me something. Yeah, I think he was Denzel Washington me. Oh, he really laid down a nice old screw. If Jay doesn't get a hold of me. How he's supposed to feel some kind of way. That's what I didn't like that. I don't like that he took the message to be much more. When you assume, Jay's feeling some kind of way. I'm like, ah, you make you when you assume you make an ass out of you and me. Yeah. Now, I'm I'm successful. I'm an entrepreneur and I have millions of dollars in the bank. You two are playing clubs.

I know. Now, listen, here's the deal. If you lost the assumptions and the negativity out of your life, maybe you'd be next to me here. Why doesn't J.J. just find out what my 15th phone number this year is that it starts with an area code from Neptune. I'm going to actually send this to you right now. How's that? I'm sharing this number with you. And Keith, did you send you the wrong number?

Yeah, I think. Well, you'll be able to tell right now. How's that? Yep, absolutely. So we he's going to Are you emailing us to me? He's going to I'm texting it. He's going to promote your special. So he says, we'll see. Oh, now you know, bitch. I should have wrote that Now you know bitch. I should have wrote now you know you were not yourself. I can't it's hard Now like now you would a few back and forth sin you lose I get it buddy I get it. Hey listen if I see kev I still have a little thing now

I mean it goes like holy shit dude Kevin Hart. Yeah, it's like oh, yeah, what's fucking I? It's really it's in my last test. Let me say this any better. I mean it's I'm on a different speaker. No, I'm on the I'm gonna lay low today not I mean just all right. All right. Why I understand big heads. It's just too hard. We'll try again tomorrow though Yeah, I'll get it worked out. Sorry about that. What's that? What? I'll get it worked out. Sorry about that. What do you think? He's saying sorry.

I don't know. I don't know. I think he's gonna try something. He's gonna try something else. Okay. You gonna try something else? All right, Jacob. We'll see you tomorrow, buddy.

What? Don't worry. Hello? Jacob, we're clear to hook up Lunar Equipment Confeiter. Hey, Jacob, don't. No, let them stay don't leave But he's gonna want to say something and then we can try it again say something again hit the microphone Just whack do me a favor just whack the microphone Wack it whack it

Nothing works. Oh Wow, oh god, just hit it hit the microphone Just hit it try it try it. I'm telling you maybe hit your penis on it Yeah, you know what Jacob show show your abs to the computer and see if that works Just pick your shirt up Hey Jacob you find Jacob your microphones worked the last three times. You've come back on. We can hear you, Jacob.

Just so you know, I was going to tell you. Are you fucking with me? No, I swear to God, we hear you fine. No, we can hear you fine. I would have had... I would have had... You're my work. Yeah, the other one worked too, that last time.

Yeah, you're good. Good job. Whatever was you solved the problem pretty quickly, but I will tell you this. I would have absolutely, I would have let you, I thought you were going to turn everything off and just leave the show for the episode and I would have thought that was the funny thing. Once everybody was going to just sit there, I'm like, well, I can't if you just sit there

not talk. Yeah, alright. That was the saddest thing ever. You can all hear me. Yes. You can always hear me. No, no, no, no, no. The first time he rebooted and came back, it did fuck up again.

Right. But then there was, I think, two times ago, we were like, no, you're fine, for sure. You're fine. Until yes, it works now. I don't know if it's your brother's computer or the hard reboot or the other speaker, but it's fine now. He fixed it.

I mean, I heard a bunch of stuff, but I, I mean, I heard some alleged stuff that, that freaked me out. Well, no, that is all gone now. That was all alleged lies. That's all alleged lies. Please stop that hashtag. Do we go to stop that hashtag? Christine, stop that hashtag right now. Yeah. Why is it alleged? It's not. It's actually, it's Kevin Hart is the best. Yeah. he's really great now. He's gonna throw it in my special, he said totally. Really? And then he called me and then he said that and then he told Bobby something about,

I don't know when the moon's aligned with Jupiter and something asad of you and me. Yeah, I'm actually, my friendship with Kevin Hart is Caputti. I'm done. My bridge with Kevin, he's never gonna talk to me again, but yeah, Big J is gonna talk to me again, but yeah, Big J is gonna get a nice hot one real soon.

Is it up there? It's gotta be up there, right? Nothing yet. Kevin promoting it. No, dude, he's on the set of Knights Museum four. Yeah, right now, I just gave him the link. You should just pop it in. You've sent it to his team.

He put up a picture of his own special. Oh my God. God damn it. Well, he does have to promote that, Jay. He rep up a picture of his own special. Oh my God. God damn it. Well, he does have to promote that, Jay. He reposted just some guy. What the fuck? Is that Jacob? Is that me or Jacob? Jacob, back your phone up away from your computer. Hey, can I say something? You sure can, bud? This last weekend was a lot of fun. First of all, I want to shout out to the port and Baltimore. I love clubs like that.

Is that for you? No. I love clubs like that. The port, little small club, downtown run by comics and oh my dude, what a fucking blast. Yeah. Just a little kill box and the hotel, the little town there was great. Danny Braff was great. The MC, the owner did a spot to it. So we Danny Braff killed. Danny Braff killed. Yeah. Yeah. His autism was clicking before

he was taken by Satan himself. Well, then we went back to the hotel and we did the the sounds at the admiral fells in that is 100% haunted, 100% so much so that no one's even impressed with it anymore like there you're right they're just like yeah it's on it just stay or don't everybody there any and I asked six different people over the weekend is this place wanted to yes it is sir 100% it is stop bothering me yes and I found out who the ghost was. It didn't we find, it was a gay guy who got hit in the head with a hammer because he was gay.

Yeah. So the guy followed him back to the hotel, followed him to his room and killed him on the fourth floor. I was on the third floor. Yeah. And room 381. That's the real story you found out that somebody got gay killed with a hammer.

Yeah, some guy followed a guy home from a club and he killed him in the back of the head, smash him in the back killed with a guy, yeah, guy followed a guy home from a club. And he killed them in the back of the head, smash them in the back, head with a hammer. And it's a gay ghost. Okay. So he, that's why everyone's home all you heard boo. Boo. We boo. We every time I took a shower, I heard boo. Oh God.

I hope the views better in the other room. Boo. Boo. Oh God, I hope the views better in the other room. Boo, boo, boo. I hope the autistic Jewish kid has a bigger penis than this guy. Boo. Boo. What'd you say, Jacob?

When we made contact, you were terrified. We made contact. We made contact. Well, no, I didn't know as a gay goes to later. If I knew as a gay goes, they were really happy. Why? Could you didn't close the a gay ghost till later. If I knew as a gay ghost, they were gonna happy. Why, did you get, could you didn't close the circle with your salted chips and peanuts

that the cocks did as goes cock in your mouth? Well, people wouldn't see it. It's up on the Instagram there. My favorite thing. I had such a good time. Well, I mean, the stuff started happening. Mm-hmm. There was things happening.

The curtain moved. Yes, I am. The curtain moved. Yes, and. The remote. The remote. The remote. Probably could be bad and proper. The remote fell off the counter. Clearly it goes, yes, and.

Then, then the Ouija board moved. Yes, and the Ouija I moved. Yes. And... The Ouija I wound up being tugged off the thing, not tugged. Everyone got tugged off. Pushed. And then the door shut. Now here's the thing, you don't believe any of this. And a gay guy watched you pee.

We have video evidence of stuff moving. If you watch the video. Yes. And then you accused me of strings. No, I didn't accuse you. That was an accusation. What'd you say? That was a knot of like, right? String. If you watch that video, man, things are happening and I don't, and then the lights go on. There's no strings anywhere We would have been all tied up in strings good. Did you do gay stuff with Danny Braffin?

And then you're like oh well that wasn't me. I was possessed by the ghosts of a beautiful girl. Did he tell you that? Yes, okay, well he needs the one. He said like this sex with me. I'm a pretty girl. Dude, the door, did you see where the door, oh, the door shot on its own. Did you see that? Yes, and... This video evidence, Jay. Oh, no. Did you see it?

You saw it. Black Lou, you saw it. You should have got some flash bangs. That's what you needed. DJ Lou wasn't there. You should have got some flash bangs as you needed. DJ Lou wasn't there, he was at a gay bar trying to hook up. Where is that? Where are you at this weekend? I was with Pete Correlli. Oh wow.

Till 1230 midnight. Yes, Pete like, peeking hang. Let me tell you something, I've hung out with Pete. He hangs. Where were you hanging? Bar, a bar. Hotel near the Wellmont Theater in Montclair, New Jersey. At a bar?

A hotel bar, yeah. A hotel bar, shooting the shit. Did you stay at that hotel? No, I went home like a good boy. What time? Whenever I bored him and he left me. After 12.30. Yeah, definitely.

I was home by one. Oh, that's funny. We were still on a one. We were. I was actually you know wanted. Keeping the last time you ever saw Bobby but I hope Pete Corrielli had a good time. Can we show one of the clips where the thing moves and you tell me that this is fake. You tell me that this is fake. I said yes and. It was odd weekend so Pete gets Lou that that weekend. That's true. All right. Here we go Look at that. There goes watch this oh Oh, I mean come on dude I mean that's crazy dude With you I would have jumped out the window. That was real. I

mean watch the video. Can we put the that one up on I mean for people to see this this is I mean call in if you guys have a ghost experience like this or what you think about this did it get cold in the room? 86969 1969 if you have a ghost experience or something this is how did it get called in the room? Yeah, yes, it did get called and my EMF reader was going ballistic. I saw you. EMF reader going wacky. It was going nuts Was there any What do you call that like the plasma? Jesus yeah, was there plasm anywhere? Those in my pants. Ectoplasm at Ectoplasm in my pants. Did you really? Plasma everywhere those in my pants. Ectoplasm at Ectoplasm in my pants. Did you really?

You came as soon as you saw the ghosts. Yeah, and then I appeared six different directions later that night Stuck your peal shut. It's a little what Christine little suspect what you whoa oh Christine of all people over here fucking Wickenstein our film director Yeah, Tony. Yeah special effects. Wasn't a special effects guy. Wasn't a special effects guy. His director. First of all, he's an anthology guy, okay? And he came.

There's too long. This wasn't a vignette. This was life. He was there because he, I thought he's, he's, his girl is into all this stuff. They brought the chicken, chicken feet. We needed chicken feet. He brought a voodoo pipe. It's fucking crazy, by the way. Someone just showed up with chicken feet. We needed chicken feet. You brought a voodoo pipe and it's fucking crazy

By the way, someone just showed up with chicken feet. It's also batshit You'd all these people involved and no one brought fucking salt. I mean, that's why Everybody knows who the fuck knows you need salt everybody everybody in the world. I'm not supposed to have salt No, you don't ingest it Bobby. Oh All right, I didn't know i didn't know put in circles around you or you or you make borders to protect yourself well i had assault assault chip uh... cashew circle no i don't think that counts yet

well i would not count that's all those are the whole thing is about it having the touch it's got to be a complete like closed circuit well maybe that was something you could have said christian before we started the touch, it's gotta be a complete, like closed circuit. Well, maybe that was something you could have said, Christine, before we started the say-ons, maybe you should tell me, hey, don't forget the salt. You told us? What? I'll never defend Christine.

You know that I don't like her most. Okay. But you did tell us you had all these pros coming in and everyone knew it was going so she had assumed you brought salt. And when we looked for a spell to close the portal because you opened up a gate to hell yes when we tried to close the portal everything involved salt We looked at you couldn't you can't find a thing online that's gonna save the closer or

A spell to cast out or uh or make go away or uh whatever you call it You can't close the portal to hell without salt. You can't close a fucking book. I didn't know that. Nobody said that. The salt's the main ingredient in all wizardry. I didn't know that salt was the main ingredient to close the portal. I didn't know it was opening the portal. You knew what you were doing. I knew that we could get in touch of the dust.

I didn't know a portal was going to open. I didn't know there was portals. Bobby, you look really... I didn't know that I was saying the word portal. You like really shitty episodic television? Why don't you watch 15 magnificent seasons of Supernatural? Like we did over the quarantine. Is it good? And you would know this. You will love it.

It's so good. It's so good. The whole family can watch it. It's a family show. It's a fun one. I'm in. Now listen. I didn't know I needed salt. I wish that if you guys knew I needed salt,

you would have told me, because I would have went out. Danny had to go downstairs and pay the bartender at the bar, $20. For a little salt. For a half a cup of salt, mug or reed of salt. I don't even know if that's good.

Rock salt, I don't think works. It has to be granulated. Jigga with my right, Jigga's a demonologist. Jigga demonology? The grains are so big that you, the demon could potentially get through a microscopic opening that you don't know is there.

So the granulated salt, you make it touch. The portal still. The portal was never closed. The whole place is a goddamn portal. Yeah, but it's not with me. I didn't bring it home. Listen. Do with me. I didn't bring it home. Listen. Do you know why I didn't bring it home?

Why? Because I left Saturday night and I let Danny stay in the room. Did you really? Yeah, because the last person to leave the room, the ghost, goes with. So now, poor artistic Danny, they're never going to know he's possessed because he looks possessed because his eyes roll up in his head all the time anyways. Well, I love his autism. I I looked up ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted, 3-8-1 I

Mean that when the door closed you have the video of that yeah, and that girl that was talking was a very pretty girl until she turned into a dog She's nice girl though. She wants to talk a lot. She likes to sleep above the sheets for feet above the sheets I thought you're talking. I think you're meant for real. I think you made Tony's wife. Tony's girlfriend was hot. Do you turn the lights on? She was hazey. I blew out the candles and hit the old overheads. She looked like Joe list with long hair. No, she's very pretty. Very hot. They were helping me because they know how to do things.

Special effects? No, not special effects, Jay. There was no special effects. How do I get special effects in a room like that? I don't know. You're far away. I don't. First of all, how do you make a door shot?

How do you make a door shot? Strings. Dental floss? Yeah. Without seeing it, you would have saw dental floss in the video. Why? You wouldn't. Why?

Why? Dental floss. What? There's no such thing as dental floss. No such thing as clear dental floss. Where would I get? Where would I get fishing? I just nail it because I saw your face.

Fishing line. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you see what they do when they're in films? Where would I get fishing line in, in, in, in, in, a film now? Now, where? Let me ask you in films. Where would I get fishing line in a fell line? Now, let me ask you a question. Where would I get fishing line at the fishing port in Maryland? Yeah, I think pretty much any place in the corner. What do you think I'm gonna walk across to all the boats

that I've crossed through from the hotel? Is the place called, is it called like, is it called like, Ascot's War for something where you were? What do you think I'm gonna go up the street to the biggest fishing store in the country? It's been around for 140 years. Or a bass pro shop, pretty much anywhere in the world. You think I'm gonna take a scooter down a cobblestone street

to the greatest fishing store I've ever been doing my life? You think I'm gonna do that? You're crazy. And by just a little bit of extra fishing line. You think I'm gonna buy 8x fly fishing line, which is the fitness line in the world? No, I'm not gonna happen. And you think I'm gonna do that?

And how I even close a door with that. I mean, that would take a lot of... Afternoon work. First of all, all those things that happened... Mm-hmm. Happened. Yes, and... that all those things that happened happened yes and Yes and what there's no way you would have stayed in that room for two second mama listen Bobby a better plan would have been for you to

fucking hall ass out of that hotel Go screaming in the streets the way any of us actually would have. I don't have been screaming in the streets. It's real, it's all real! Everything you've seen is real! I wouldn't be giggling in a circle in an office chair surrounded by fucking tortilla chips, Bobby. The T-Toot, you told me they saved me!

It was the closest thing that could have saved you with your lack of salt preparation. I feel back because I kept eating a hole in the ring of protection. It was. It was very innovative. It was, but I was so hungry because I kept eating holes in my ring. You were in a reef. You were eating the things. Then autistic Danny starts jumping down on the ground and laying and trying to touch

nuts to nuts, trying to get him connected to go there's not enough nuts it's a small batch we have enough nuts and then we had salt we had the salt what did Kim say I'm done it's over I green now it's it probably on the greens I burnt the bridge he went back to shooting I mean it's over he said I never I have never got I'm reading it over again. You keep reading this it hurts. It's in capitals with three exclamation Boy, I don't know Jay. I don't know what that means. Oh, you know, we've been between the lines. I have never gotten a message from Jay. Yeah, you keep saying I have never gotten a message from Jay.

Did he keep writing? I have never gotten a message from J. Did he keep writing it? I have never gotten a message from J. All working no fun. I'm on sex, text me. I'm not free until nine. I've never gotten a message from J. And then that- Christine, check you have an already posted by now, honestly.

He definitely did. It's been a half hour. You're telling me this part right here with the curtain moving is, that's crazy, dude. That was good. And I, how we were all, look at it, We're all here. Uh-huh. The lights go on right there's nothing There's nothing I'm what except some long fishing line. There's no fishing door closing. This is the door. Okay. Here's the door closing Oh, I'm not going to turn the light on you turn the fucking lights on

This is done. We're done. We're done the portals open That was that was crazy that was that was a bottle coming off of a table I didn't see what happened that was a bottle coming off the table. That scared the shit out everybody Okay, so a bottle flew off the table of plastic empty bottle. Okay. Flu off the table. Right there. How Tony set that up? Well, that's probably Tony. That's actually prior real because I don't think you get tie fishing string around a bottle.

No. Yeah, that's impossible. No, I mean, no. No, you're right. No, and yes, and it was definitely a ghost, dude. You think you get tie fishing string around door knobs and the bottoms of a WGI? You can.

I agreed. All right. And? Yes. And? Christine, did you have the door? Is that the door? I think this is the door.

Yeah, I mean, within the hallway it is, because you flipped out here pretty good. Okay, okay, let's, yeah. Now the light was flickering is the door. Yeah, I mean within the hallway it is because you flipped out here pretty good. Okay, okay Let's yeah, now the light was flickering in the bathroom. That was nuts That was crazy and we lost it I mean it was all it was scary and we were live look a man live I don't know who you think I am. I'm not a special effects guy those guys, you know I'm we're not we're not movie guys. I mean they're movie guys No one nobody like did a thing where they where they picked their face skin off of and expose the skeleton

It was simple movement of objects What am I fucking industrial light and magic? I Know how to make a door close without anybody seeing it. What am I a fucking Rick Baker? I'm just saying dude. I don't have the ability or the look at your laughing in the video Bobby. If this was real I'm telling you I would be outside with glass all over my face from jumping through the window, screaming to the heavens. It's real. It's all real. I beg God to forgive me for not believing. I'm a God, please. I am your disciple. I had, look it. I thought that I killed, I killed it and I wrote on the back of that mirror too.

The things I was supposed to write. What was that again? Get out of here. You piece of shit ghost. I wrote the thing on the back and I said, you made me open it up. You made me open it up. I did I did you read that Cantation and I don't even you didn't even give me the the what it what it is. I don't even know what I was saying It was the spell that they conjured up in the TV show supernatural to bring forth Castiel who the fuck is Castiel? He was good castiel was good. He was a good angel. All right. Okay. All right. So you got me bring a good angel out. Turns out though. What was happening? It didn't seem like your angel was good or bad. It seemed like it did not

like the Feng Shui of your room and wanted some things to move around. Do remote controls go here? It said over there. There's Castile. Castile looks like he solves crimes. Castile did help them solve supernatural crimes. The show is essentially an episodic about two super hot brothers solving supernatural crimes. Really? And then it becomes some through line stories as it gets deeper in.

I bet you they have a super hot dad too, right? Yeah, it's Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Oh, you? A super hot. Will. Love it. Love supernatural. You know, I love Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Oh, you? That's super hot. Will. Love it. Love supernatural. You know, I love silly goofy TV.

I agree with that. Sodor did not. He wouldn't take the ride with us. So does it's not. They're not only gonna love it, Bobby. You're gonna. Oh, guys, I don't want to see this. That's fan art though.

You don't want to see this here. Not a fan of what? Fan of what Jason Ellis is only fan page. No, do me a favor. Show both these young men man show them not but fucking Christine, but actually like the real pictures of them. I don't want to see this. And I'm going to tell you what you're going to want to watch the show. This show is that's when they're young,

that's when they're young young man, but they become men. Oh, God, those are I know them. Yeah, Jensen, I think I know this. And then other guy became Walker, Texas Ranger. Oh, but Texas Ranger. Oh, but he came, they reprised it. Yeah, I watch you know what I said. Don't watch that. Watch this first. I watch this, but I like Walker too. Is that a good one?

No, Jacob said it was terrible. Yeah, terrible. He said it was terrible. But I'm telling you this, this is a watch with Max and Don. Okay, it's every one. My family, my step-up and mom are the ones who initially told me to watch the show. And then over quarantine, it was our best friend. It... No, I can't wait. How many seasons? 15 seasons.

Whoa, that's... It's caught up in quarantine to watch the 15th season as it came out. I can't wait. No, no, just the finale. Just the finale. We caught up. We finished everything in time to watch the finale live. Did the show get better over time? Or was it just?

It stayed consistent. Okay, stay consistent. It's good. There's some seasons that are a little like what, like shittier than others. But, but what do you say? He said it fell off Jacob, but I didn't, I'm on.

But as it got towards the end, these starts becoming, it was always like, let me explain the first few seasons where I loved was it was like that law and order ask every episode to stay in the lone thing. They're kind of looking further, father, through his, like, and they're kind of following his path through a book he left. And then they get to these cities, it's like, oh, this one has a scarecrow monster that comes to life at night, and this one's got a bog creature who lives, and it's always And solving that supernatural crime then there's vampires where wolves all kinds of shit And that's always in the first season. I mean a few seasons there

Like dick deep in the hottest pussy to they're always saving the hottest girls from vampires Yeah, he's not wrong those guys do stay they stayed their tips stayed wet for sure But these they bank did they bang ghosts and devils and demons? Oh Actually, I think they do in the book fucking some demons and ghosts, but they are would you have sex with a demon? Yeah, hot enough demon sure I would too sure. I love it. They're chickes eyes. I always want to make a girl's eyes roll back in her head I sleep next to a witch My she's a good witch. No You know the Christine's a good witch. Oh, yes, and

Yes, and he had trails a candy Get little kids up in your oven That's what she doesn't cook. This is kids. Yeah, I don't like yeah, I don't like boy pie Boy pie. Hahaha. Boy pie. Do you tell Jacob about your brother's tattoo? I did. Jacob, I tell you that right.

I know I do. My brother's had a, the Kevin Hart proved. Killbox life. But yeah, so they start, but then it's start by the end of the show. It's legitimately heaven versus hell, which is pretty cool. So the devil, the devil, that's what is that? That's it. That's a tattooed on you. You won't get possessed. If I got that, so if I made that with ketchup, I would have been fine on the floor. No, no, no, you have to get tattooed on you. You won't get possessed. If I got that. So if I made that with ketchup, I would have been fine on the floor.

No, no, no, you have to get tattooed on your chest. Well, Jesus think of that. Got a something. I mean this. Yeah. And by the way, the solidarity this I'd say almost will guarantee. He says, yes, Jacob has no tattoos. Isn't really interested in tattoos, but I told him I would get this with him. Really? If the three of us in solidarity get fucking chest tattoos of protection, anti-possession protection,

Jacob will do it, I feel. Do you have to put it on your chest? Can't you get it on your arm? I, Christine, it's a good question. Could you ask? I also agree, I would not love it on my chest. I don't want that on my chest. I don't want anything on my chest.

I would like it on my arm. I'll do it on my arm. I'll do it on my, does it have to be that big too? Does it have to be massive? Can I get a little one? Well, give me the same amount of protection. Oh, the smaller you go, the least protected you are. I think it'd be very detailed to be small.

Well, I go detailed, if it could be small. I'm like, maybe you get an arc going over the top of your shoulder of all the different ones possible. Little baby ones. But is that only my right, my left arm protected? Is it right out of my body going to get possessed? I don't know. You know? You know what I was going to say I know, but I'll be honest with you. I don't know. Do you have to have it over your heart to protect everything? Because that your heart spreads blood out to all your vessels. It's very, very possible. Yeah. I'll tell you what it's not going to protect you vessels. It's very, very possible. Yeah.

I'll tell you what it's not going to protect you from. What? Tripping over some fishing wire that you left hanging around from a doorknob to a... To a... You're crazy, dude. You're crazy. You're crazy.

You're crazy. You're crazy. If you think I got rubber cement and fishing wire... And... No, instead rubber cement. Oh. No, let's say that rubber cement. Oh. Nobody's hit. why would you have rubber cement?

I don't know I was a tape. So you did for me. I did not I did not I Don't have anything. If you think I go black thread and rubber cement and then the bathroom door shut Now when you opened it Dwayne Martin was fucking the shit a little Smith Allegedly allegedly allegedly what was the description? What was the words? He used the guy said he was really going to work on his ass now what was it Jacob what was the word he said murdering murdering murdering murdering him and he just looked at and then murdered he killed and then murdered and they looked back and started doing like those like crazy fresh prince head things at the end of the intro. No, dude. That is such a great way to describe banging a guy in the murdering his ass.

You know what I mean? I mean, I am. I'm just like I've never like that is so descriptive. Like I know exactly what was happening. Speaking of murdering ass, you know what's in the funny? Like I know exactly. Yeah. I walked in. Like, I know exactly. I walked in, I just, I see wheels.

Uh huh. Like, I'm like real slapping pound. Just, I gotta take this. I gotta do it. And that other guy going, Oh, you murderin' it. What do you say? If you walked in and you saw,

you saw like, you need to get a, anything of a Kurt murder in my butt. Yeah. What would you say? I'm sorry guys, you might have played through and I would just drop the ball and hit fast. Not really care about aim, just keep walking through. And then you saw a fishing line attached to his dick. To his dick, attached to a Ouija board,

attached to a doorknob. Fishing line line rubber cement. Should we take our last break? We're gonna take our last break, dude. It's Monday. Hey, guess what? This is it. It's it. I'm gonna be gone. You got you got Joe DeRosa coming in.

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