The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Chubby Gambino & Wu Tang Generator

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

Donald Glover can sing and act with exceptional skill, so why did he need to do stand-up comedy? Jacob claims that Childish Gambino was in ripped shape and the guys try to prove him wrong. | Cardi B performs with Lil Kim at Madison Square Garden and Jay really wishes he was there to see it. | If you want to become a member of The Wu Tang Clan, there is a generator that gives you a new name. The whole crew gets their names translated to fit into the Wu-Tang! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Nice vagina. So fat. Sometimes I forget how much, Jacob, loves those fat vaginas. Yeah. Love shredded guys, too, apparently. Same to how you know Childish Gambino was shredded and you, you defend it like America. This is America.

I know he was. Well, bring up This Is America video, please. We're talking about Donald Glover Who I just found this out myself Now do I have to call him We're talking about him like this Do I have to call him Donald Glover

Or do I call him Childish Gambino? Donald Glover I think All right always Donald Glover When do I refer to him as Childish Gambino? You like the music of Childish Gambino By Donald Glover So when you're talking about him? No, no. No, no, just Childish Gambino

We're talking about his music Right I love that he just did the It's the Wu-Tang Clan name generator. Is that really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just did the thing online. He said he was going to just definitely do the first thing he came up with.

I didn't even know what that is. What is that? It's a thing online. I want to do it. We'll do it. What would mind me? First, let me show Jacob this fucking stacked and jacked Donald Glover that he tells me about. Mine would just come up fat douche.

You know what? Play the song, too. This actually starts off pretty cool. It's a great video, too. The video is insane. It's awesome. It's one like tons of a war. It's a big deal.

Yeah. It's dark. Yeah. I mean, in a couple ways. Okay. We're not doing that today. Okay. We said no more on the pre-records.

I apologize. I forgot we had to talk. Remember our thing about the pre-records we said? Yes. It's pre-records. We're not going to make Lou have to do a bunch of editing. First of all, he's got a little fat on the side. I'm seeing it right now, Jacob.

That's what I'm saying. He's not shredded. I'm not talking about this. I said community. Dude, he is so not in shape in this video. No, listen. Bobby, he looks one bazillion times better than either of us. Yeah, but that's never the point.

Can we make that that's never the point, Jay? That's never the point. We're never talking about us. No, you're right. We know we're fat and disgusting naked. And I'll be honest. His body's actually far better than I remember being in this video, and I watch this video a lot. I think it's what it is.

He's just like his stomach has a little bit of a thing. So I'm like, oh, he don't care about that. Which also tells me that he's in shape because he's just in shape. That's like I have to get in shape for this video because I'm going to be wearing just Civil Warpants. They are Civil Warpants, huh? For the wrong side, too, by the way. But I mean, if I had his body, my shirt would be off door in the show. If I had his body, I'd rub my stomach every morning.

That's him in community. I'd still say he loves McDonald's. But that, what is it? That's not real? Yes, it's real. That's not real. You made that with AI so you can masturbate. Fucking weirdo.

Fucking psycho asshole. Stop putting in underage black children and making their bodies good in AI, dude. You're going to end up on a list, you freak. Oof, this video is crazy. It's wild. It's so good. Yeah. He also has, he's also genre-less music, which is kind of interesting.

What do you mean? My favorite song by him probably is that Redbone song and it's just like that's him singing in a falsetto the whole song I never heard it This is as far as I got with this guy Oh put on some red bone Let yourself enjoy it

Yeah he's definitely not jacked Jacked is the wrong But the picture Jacob showed as a guy who's jacked Yeah but that's just his fantasy But that is Jacob's fantasy I said it was a community for a hundred times It's your fantasy dude Do I see it live?

It doesn't matter. Can you do that move, Jay? You're a dancer. What was it? The one where he does the kicks? Yeah, he does the kicks, but grabs his ankle in the back. Let me say, probably. Here.

Let's see. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. He didn't grab it. Touched it. I mean, whatever, dude. You don't have to be so technical. Why you so technical? Well, you want me to see if I could do it?

I'm going to tell you if I could do it. I don't know if I could do a bunch of grabs, but I think I could do what he was just doing. All right? Let me see it one more time, Christine. You need the music, though, right? No, not even. I don't know. You have that in you.

Jump, you got to jump. I mean, the timing's bad. Snap, snap, snap, snap. Yeah, yeah. What do you jump? I'm seeing when I jump up that first foot. Jump up. You jump up the foot. Go back. You jump up on the, both at the same time.

You jump and kick back at the same time. Jump and kick. I can't find the rhythm of this. Here we go. Ready? I'm trying. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Kick it!

Get it! Get it, get it. Get it, get it. Get it, get it, get it. There it is. No, that wasn't it. That was almost it. I'm doing it wrong. He's so hard on yourself.

I thought I could do it. You're so hard. I can do it. Paco could do it. Paco could definitely do it. Paco could do everything. I got the motion sitting. He has a Paco body.

Yeah. Yeah, he has a Paco body. He has a Filipino boy. A little more muscular than Paco in the arms. A little bit. A little bit. Where's Redbone? Let Bobby see this guy's diverse range.

Again, not shredded, by the way. also here equally not shredded equally not shredded is it going under another name red bone no the song's the song's red bone oh I do like those pants though but it's the point of all this this energy

is so great for music I believe it but it would make me not believe his comedy it's just talented dude it's like it's like Prince oh Jamie's there

Jamie loves it. Yeah. She had to go to somebody else after you. After you stopped taking your shirt off. Oh, he's going to edit himself here. That's a bummer. That's one of my favorite lines. I can't say it anyway, though.

What is it? You'll see. How could this guy be funny? He could be at a party funny. He could be funniest guy in his group of buddies. You love it. I do love it. In fairness, you have heard it.

It's because he's using the background of it's got that I Love You Mary Jane, which has been used a lot. It's a sample. What's the word he's not going to say? Is it coming? Yeah. N-word's creeping. Oh, really? Right there.

I would love to be able to be that sexy and not be made fun of. Right. When he switched from Donald Glover to childish Gambino, you're like, Donald Glover's rapping, and then he's just this wildly talented musical career. All you have to do is have another name. And here's what I'll tell you. The fact that, Christine, get to one of the parts where he screams, relax. I don't want to show you something else this guy does.

Another reason why it's like, it can't be funny. Jay, if you could be sexy or funny, what would you be, choose? Sexy. Really? So talented. Jacob's sliding off his chair right now. He's actually doing. I was always a huge Donald Glover fan.

He's a 30-rock writer. Stop bringing up 30-Rock. I don't care about it. I don't trust it. It won't be good. He's brilliant on community. He's a fetch. shit.

Well, someone's girlfriend likes Donald Glover. God, he's got a flat ass though. Now, can you go to him doing a 3,0005 live at like an outside festival? Because I will say, here's what makes me frustrated about this. Why do you got to do comedy? And I'll tell you why. It's why he should not ever want to do it.

I think he has ultimately stopped doing stand-up. He hasn't done stand-up in years. But I remember I'd be on the road when I first started a headline and he'd be like the week after me. He was coming. I go, oh, he's from community still. That was, like, what his thing was. Yeah.

And then he just got to be the acting stuff. And then he did the music, and I couldn't even begin to give a shit. This is actually one of his first songs that he performs. And, like, I like, I like, I didn't even listen when it came out. I go, oh, I met him. What is he doing? He's doing too much stuff.

I met him at the upfrents when I was on FX. Oh, for Atlanta. And he just, Atlanta was his first year when they were doing the upfronts. And he was walking through the hotel little ballroom area. and he stopped and stared at me. And I stared at him and then he just looked at me like he... And you both said,

they're letting white people and he said they're letting black people in here over each other. They're letting white black people in here? But he stared at me and I stared at him we like had a moment and then he just looked away and took off. But I didn't even know

he was a stand-up at that time. I didn't even know about the show coming on. He was like a creek comic, wasn't he? Yeah, he started at the creek. Really? Yeah. It was fucking weird. I never saw him do stand-up.

up I've only seen on the acts comedy tour when I worked at comics it was like him Whitney Cummings Steve Rain is easy he's not funny is he funny it was I'm sure I'm sure he does I'm sure he does well but how good can he be when underneath that you have to go it's like he's too cool yeah he's really cool um go to the outside one like this is an outside um no no go to like where it's like daytime outside because that's like this one that works is this him singing that works too okay let's either one of them And I'm just saying like, yeah, this is like summer jam. This will never do a thing, including comedy jam.

It's this fun. Does the other one have better sound outside? Josh would have to say something about that. You know what? I'll take this example. Josh, what do you mean? I do it all the time. You guys want to do the jam during the day?

That'd be fun. This is so much more fun than anything we've done, Bobby. Yeah. Ever. Comics come home. Opening for Shane. Yeah. Opening for Dane, Shane.

Opening for Dane and Shane. Louis. Dane and Shane. Dane and Shane. Oh, look at that. Standing drummer. How cool is that? I mean,

everyone's yelling it back at him. Yeah. He was just like, was he just like too nervous to go into this and went into comedy? Like, I can't believe this was in him the whole time. Maybe he used comedy, honestly, to get like,

over a stage. age fight maybe. But he might be that genius that he's like, I'll just do this for a little bit. You know, Louis became a novelist. I think he was going to do a stop animation for a minute too, which was fucking wild. That's so funny.

But I mean, this dude is already at this point acting in a ton of shit. Community was, I think, over when Childish Gambino started. Imagine this being your second career. I know. Just, this is why he had a

stroke. He has too much talent. His brain was too full. He hasn't had to leak out. His character on community was a nerd, but he was always cool. He was just cool. He stopped bringing up fucking community. I'm saying he was cool. Look at this. This is cool. That's what I'm saying. Chicks watch community, bro.

Yeah. Goofy chicks. With hairy armpits. He could never hide us cool. I don't watch shows like nerd bitches. Yeah. We're not fucking dweaves, man. Yeah. I mean, it's by the way, what he's doing right there is He just, he wrote this song, he's doing it in front of all these people who are caring so much more than any good joke. Don't forget, he's wearing a belt, not in the belt loops, just around his ass. Is he?

Yes. Yes. The fuck is, how cool is that? I got to see. No, it's through the loop. No, it's not. It is. It is.

It is. It is it. No, no. No, the pants are low. Oh, I'm sorry. He could show his underwear because his guts not hanging over it. Sorry, he's got black underwear. It's even core than you thought.

His pants are sagging, but they're not going anywhere because his fucking black ass is holding it up. That fucking beautiful black tush. Yeah, he's in shape here. So here's my point. Not shredded or jacked here, but in shape. He's in good shape. I've never said he's in shape.

For sure. But he's never been jacked. But here's my point. Fuck you for even worrying about comedy, you fucking asshole. Just do this. being wildly successful in comedy before you ever even did this. Could you imagine wearing your t-shirt around here?

I think he's a tremendous actor, too. He's wearing his t-shirt around his head as a sweatband. Or something. Let me just take this off and make a sweatband. Oh, man. You know how much time he took to do his hair that day? None. Didn't give a fuck.

It just wakes up all black and awesome. But the sneak is a crisp, though. The sneak is always crisp. Oh, let's just add in also just like he just dances good for what he's doing. Yeah. Fuck this guy Who's that? Is that Yamanica?

She's cool too. Yes, she was cool. There's nothing cool than a fucking big black chick playing guitar, drums. Yeah, it's like Alabama shakes.

Fuck. Oh my God. Okay, Alabama shakes almost pushes it. What is that? What is that? He's doing it great. He's just like, I don't know.

Sexy-ass motherfucker. He's just like feeling it. He's like dancing from his soul. He's probably the sexiest man. I say Bruno Mars. I mean, that's a clip forever. He's feeling it. He's dancing from his soul.

I mean, that's forever. I didn't hear it. Can I hear it? You don't have to. It was perfect. I promise you what was clean. He's like dancing from his... He's just feeling it.

He's like dancing from his soul. You can stop this, and I'll tell you why. I think we know why. No, no, no. It's not... Here's what we have to give him. He clearly, I think he did what we said. I think when the music and acting and everything was taking off,

I think he really stopped doing it. I forget I've been doing comedy so long what I'm thinking of these times that I'd see him opening for me it must be a fucking million years ago I think he's been like way out of comedy stand-up comedy it's probably because like

so my point being this was so long ago he wasn't long in comedy when he did this he was already getting acting stuff so he can get shit but like it's fine it's like fine it's not like bad he was probably a writer you know like certain writers

do stand-up sure you know there was a time where writers were writers and stand-ups for stand-ups. It was separate things. And, you know, stand-ups would get on shows. And then there was a,

in our generation, writers were like, oh, I can do stand-up too. And make money. And we were like, ah, shit. These fucking dweeps are hanging out. These fucking nerds are learning

how to talk on the little microphone. Really good jokes. They just have no charisma on stage. But he's a kid here. But what he's doing would do well in any comedy club thing. Oh, my idea would kill. Like, I'm saying,

he's like, so it's, yeah, it's like fine. It's passably fine. This is the seller on Friday. Saturday nights. Yeah. Same shit. But again, it seems weird again.

Like having him like, it still feels like the cool guy telling you joke because I know what he is. Yeah. And the song and dance this guy has in his heart. It's, yeah. It's pretty nuts how talented he. Look how I'm nailing it while I'm sitting down, Jacob.

But doesn't that make you think, Jay? That, because I know you, I know you. Blackwood, why aren't you getting this? Jay, doesn't it make you? think though because you know you have dance in your heart and I have song in my heart yeah that if we just put down this foolish tool of stand-up and invested in a new name and just really invested into our hearts that we could be as talented as him on stage you sing with a band and then I dance behind you yeah we interpretively whatever you whatever is inside you I don't know

what's inside it depends the song if you're doing like a hip hoppy thing I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking bust it open right you're doing something beautiful Yeah. I will miss something flowy. I'll wear something flowy and do a lot of spinning. Like if we just said fuck it and tried, maybe this is inside of us, dude. Bobby, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, go back a page.

Look at the mouse. Someone stole your fucking orb idea, Bobby. Look at this orb situation they have. Oh, they took my eye. On the rock and roll hall of fame. I was ahead of my time, Jay. God damn, you are an innovator. I'm just an innovator.

That's why I'm the fluence. Why are we looking at this? Oh, I just clicked already. It said click here to vote for whatever and then it ended up being more complicated than I thought it was going to be Oh, because Wu-Tang Klan's up for the thing

Yeah, this is the name generator Oh, is it? Yeah, because you guys were talking about Oh, I would love to find my name This is, I would love to have a new name Why do you have to give your email? They just probably want to collect an email address So I think of the Bonfire email.

Does it matter location? I guess it does. Boom. Boom! You're the kind mask. Can you do it again? I don't want kind mask. That sucks.

Kind mask? The fuck is that. Do you want me to try Bobby Kelly? Yes. Okay. With an I.E. What? That's not you.

Don't cheat. All right. Don't cheat. A kind mask. Did you do this? What was yours? I don't know. I haven't done it.

You never done it? No. Not that I remember. Here we go. Here we go. What if it's based off the email only? It just comes up kind mask again. It's just kind mask every time.

Visceral alien. It's better than kind mask. It's better. It's better. Viceral alien? You can change your location. If you have to say also, Bobby doesn't live in New York, New York.

Okay, here. Let's try that. What's there? It says in the bottom. You can do it. Change your location. Here you're going to be fine. We all go.

I want to be in the woodtime planet. Of course. But someone's got to remember all of our things. There it is. I got visceral. I got a kind mask. Here's your real. Bobby or Robert?

Bobby. Try Bobby. The cheerful watcher? Try Bob. Try Bob. No, wait, try Robert. Go back to Robert. Cheerful watcher.

The fuck is this. Why is everything so nice? Robert, where he lives? I don't know. Your names so far have all sucked shit. The best one is the visceral alien. I don't even like that one, though. It's too wordy.

It's not great. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Blinding chanter. No.

What am I a fat monk? What do we have left? Bob? Well, you got. We'll go Bob Kelly Bob Kelly Bob Kelly This is it

Well I got Rob Kelly Oh no one's ever called you that Yes sir All right no sir Do we want to do New York No no no Do Boston see what about Boston Okay try Boston

Oh Yeah Boston Because I mean I'm in my roots Okay that's fair Golden Educate Yes Yes That's okay

I'm the golden educator Okay all right I'm the golden educator here to say. If you don't like me, get the fuck away. I'm working the room like I am always. That's why I'm here to say. If you don't know, I'll tell you what. That's why your wife's a slut.

I'll bring it up to your face in the crowd. That's why I'm so fucking loud. You know I'm going to be the golden educator. That's why you are a masturbator. Bring it to my house. Bring it to your room. That's why you have a broom to start. Sweep it up when I'm done.

That's where I'm having fun. Don't bring it to me when you're done. That's it. I'm a golden educator. That's why I'm here to say, uh, boom, uh, uh, uh. Yo. That's it. That's it.

I didn't think I did my part. It's in you, dude. You're the music man, and I do the... I think it's in me. I just need a little more time with Golden Educator because I couldn't rap educator. We have to find out what goes with educator. Educator. Medicator.

Medicator, dedicator. Masterbator. No, Dedicator. Dedicator. Masterbater, but you got to get that ER hard. Master beta. Yeah. I'm the golden educator.

Debater. Hater. Hater. Gator. Gator. I'm the one. Gator. Yeah. Wabbity dabbily.

Wabbily dabbily. Wabbily dabbily. What? What? What? Translator. Translator. I'll see you a month down the road later

Nope, too wordy I turn back into Bob Kelly But later also Later later later Tater Tater Taters Fader Creator Annihilator

Annihilator I'm the golden educator Annihilator I'll fuck your mom Two months later She'll be coming home Walking real funny That's why you don't celebrate

The Bunny on Easter My feaster is your mom this pussy on Easter The Golden Educator Gonna make you hate her That's why you Like Tator Tots The Fluence

Wow I'm gonna get this down I'm gonna come up with a fucking jamming rap The Golden Educator The Golden Educator All right let's get DJ Lou in there DJ Lou Now see I don't know if it's gonna be able to pinpoint

Right outside of T-neck T-neck then Can you just do Jersey You're from Jersey right? Yeah, fuck yeah, I am. Proud of it. This is the greatest thing ever. I'll spend it all day on this.

Yeah, you're going to find your whole family's Wu-Tang names? Everybody. Get every shirts. E-A-N-E-C-K. We should find out Maxis, you can go home and tell him his. Yeah. Bad spirit. The bad spirit.

Try your full name. That stinks. Let's try your full name. Let's try your full name. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. The formidable or Oracle. It's hard to say, but I like it.

And then we got to record one of these things. After we all get our names, we got to go, once again, the Wu-Tang Chites again, the Golden Educator, the Formidable Oracle. And then we'll go, and, or no, we'll get everybody else, and it goes, and you'll go, G-O-L-D-N educator, G-O-D-N educator, hey, you, get out of my class. Hey, you, dude, out of my class. Before this golden educator come, whoop that ass.

You ain't got a motherfucking haul pass to be in my hood. Bitch ass? Oh, bitch. Oh, I do a little Kim dance. You see Little Kim come out with Cardi B? It's pretty dope. She looks like a fuck. Forminable order to go. Christine, let's find out yours.

Cardi B is not looking good, dude. What? Her butt. It's looking weird. She's getting it removed. Oh, good for her. Yeah, a little Kim coming out. That was pretty dope.

ass she said I'm getting my ass implants taking out? Yeah, she said after this tour she's getting them removed. Little Kim looked fucking weird too when she walked out. Shut up. She did, dude. Don't you dare? Dude, she walked out. I was like, what is that? She's a queen, dude. She's a turkey. She's a queen of the Opa Lumpas. She's a human

turkey for sure. A hundred percent. Come on. What? Look at interest. Turn it up. Boom, bing. She always comes out. She's four, two. And then she's going to go like this. She only does that one dance, dude. She does like a weird robot Yeah

She does her robot move Now when was this? I don't know how I fucking missed this It was at the garden Aren't they fighting? Don't they hate each other? No I thought they didn't like each other

Why would they hate each other You're probably thinking of Nikki Minaj Nicky Minaj Now little Kim's fucking royalty Oh my God That is a show filled with fucking annoying black women In the audience though

That would be an in time tolerable waiting line for the bathroom, I bet, for anybody. There would be that one bald white guy who's into it way too much, though. We're just older, yeah, strangely into it. He knows every song. Yeah, who's this guy? Hi, my name is Randy. Did you feel like it'd be like being inside an episode of Baddies?

Oh, yeah, dude. It's going to be fucking stank in that audience, dude. Everyone's going on. And the energy walking out of that place is going to be aggressive whore. They're going to be wanting the fuck and fight. They want to fight and then go home and blow a guy while they hold a steak on their eye. Yeah. The cleanup after that show is going to be a nightmare, too.

Fuck, dude. So many little tiny bottles of Hennessy and shit snuck in. Yeah, nobody's, nobody's using a trash can. Nobody's using a trash can, dude. Fucking chicken wing bones. It's going to be fucking great. They have food that they don't sell. Oh, yeah, without a doubt.

Is this ham? Is this ham? KFC buckets, just the empty buckets on the ground. There's fucking KFC in here? How the fuck do you sneak in a bucket? How'd you sneak in a bucket? You see this? She brought out Natalie Nunn?

Nottley Nunn's the baddie CEO. Come on, dude. This girl puts it all together. I don't know any of this world, dude. You should. Why are they all dressed like fucking vampires? Oh, because they're... That's so hot?

It's how sexy? I'll tell you why. Is that hot and sexy? It hides their turkey bodies. Yeah. There you go. That's why they do it. Can you get to the part where Nelly Nun comes out?

Because we saw this part already. Oh. Is that Natalie? There she is. Let's see, where is this bitch? Oh, they take all their clothes off and they're getting their regular clothes. Cardi B. I like Cardi B, too.

Oh, that's Natalie B too. Oh, that's Natalie B too. Oh, that's Natalie B. Oh, my God, there's so much stinky ass on that stage. Is she doing her song? Oh, yeah. I'm going to do what I want with a pickup in the back, Betty Bluntz in the front. Everybody in this audience knows a song, I bet.

They all have to wave their asses like that just to cool that thing down. The thing is overheating. That's not even a dance move. That's just my ass is hot. Have you ever been to the Maldives? It's Immaculate. Look at all that fat ass on that stage. Oh, the bannies are up there.

That was Raleigh. That was Raleigh? Go back. I want to see if the batties are up there. He brought the bitches out. These are the bady girls. I bet the whole front row it smells like lamb. We should have gone.

I don't think you were here because Isabella asked about it. I don't think you were here. here when it was. Is that summer? That might be summer. Summer. No way summer would be up there with her terrible attitude. Who is that? Oh my God. That's Natalie Nunn, dude. Those fucking high heels have made a titanium. It's possible. A hundred percent. Feregramo titanium. They're going to make the stage steel so they didn't just jab their high heels into it. Oh my God.

There are many baby wipes a bad stage. I've never been more upset. I've missed a concert in my life. And I miss Pink Floyd. Who is that? Cardi B and her kids. Oh, kids are cute. Dipset and flop set. I'm glad they didn't dress them like fucking whore vampires. She just put out a video where she was like, how the hell do I have four kids from two baby daddies?

She's like, it's all kind of a blur. I don't know how this happened. I'm 34. I love getting calmed up in. Yeah, she's like, I guess I like fucking not much. I guess I love getting calmed up in. Oh, from the Chase Bank fucking bridge. They try to tell you his good seats.

No, it's actually good. What is that a bridge up? In the middle? Yeah, that's the Chase Bridge. I've never seen that. Cardi B. Work it, bitch. What is she wearing fruit?

What the fuck is that? No, suck it, bitch. Now suck it, bitch. These outfits are stupid as shit, man. Wow, look at the size of that thing. There's no way that thing does not smell. There's no way that thing. When you take that out after the concert, oh.

She puts on a hell of a show for a dipshit that was just from reality TV. Yeah, she does. I mean, it looks fun. Oh, yeah, I bet the show is fucking killer. I mean, she has put a lot of, like, fucking smoking me ears into it, you know? Yeah. She wants a stripper, though. Huh?

Oh, yeah. She wants a stripper. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if she made a lot of money. She probably did. She had weird tits then. Yeah, she had a bad boob job back in the day, so her tits were fucking strange-looking. When they had the naked pictures of her back in the day, strange-looking titty.

They were weird. They looked like tranny titties, like, from like, a third-world country where they don't have good doctors. What's the, we're going to do Lou's other name. Did you, did you like it? Yeah. You like Formative. That's a good one.

Oracle. Yeah. Say it. Lyrical Oracle. No. No. Formidable Oracle. Say it again.

Say it five times. Formidable Oracle. Formidable Oracle. Formidable Oracle. Formidable Oracle. Okay. I like it. The formidable Oracle.

What am I again? Golden Dust. Golden Educator. Golden Educator. Love it. Let's go. Okay, let's see. Black Lus is just going to come out awesome.

It's just going to... What's called like the White Tiger? Yeah. Who's going to just one shot? Christine? That's not weird. Yeah, do your original hippie town. Here we go.

Silent magician. Okay. I don't mind that. You don't like that. It's pretty good. It's kind of fitting also. Yeah. I mean, Jay wishes it was more.

Well, no, I'm saying she's behind the scenes of so much stuff and makes the magic happen. You're silent magician. That's a good one, Christine. That was good. So let's keep that. You got to think about it. I should write these down, though. Do you want to try another one?

Well, yeah, I'm the magic, so there's two magicians over here. Yeah, you can't. Seems unlikely. Yeah. I mean to steal, lose thunder. What are we in the fucking circus? Okay. Sorry, dude.

Jesus Christ. Okay. That's your DJ Cackle. That's not my Wu-Tang name. No, that's different. Wait, hold on. We have Golden. Educator.

Educator. And Lou, you were. Fomitable. Formidable. Formidable. Oracle. It's hard. I promise you all of these are lyrics from their songs.

I promise you that. They're lyrics from songs. Without a doubt. Golden Educator? Yeah. I think I'm trying to. I think I hear that lyric being said. Like by the Giza.

What do you think? What do you think Jacob Patat's going to be? The jizzer. I bet it. G-Z-E-R. The jizzer. The hard on Oh

Oh Wandering Rabbit That's it Is that Christine? Yeah You don't like it Wondering Rabbit Makes no sense

You know We're never gonna get anywhere She's not gonna like any of them She does hate all For what time Why don't we combine Why do we No you have to let them do it

Okay We can't combine Change the location again Go back I'll try where we live Here she goes Ooh That's good

Venomish shell in The Venomish shell in I like that That's pretty good You're going to stick with that? Yeah, I'll stick that down. We have the golden educator, the formidable... All right.

What? The formidable Oracle. Oracle. And the venomous chalyn. Venomish chalyn. Let's do Black Lou. Lou Johnson. G-O-L-D-E-N.

Educator. Where do you want me to set the location? Educator. It's about where you're from. right not where you live we're gonna keep changing until you find an name you like yeah okay uh start where you're from the slums of shell in do that for me the slums of shell in uh plainfield new jersey

up plainfield that's where voss used to get his crack oh boy here we go yeah yeah smoking phantom shit good i knew it was gonna come out for him out of the gate awesome i'd go through three he's already writing it down he ain't You didn't take another shot at it. Nah, smoking phantoms the shit. Jacob, make a thing right now, no matter what happened, you just keep the first one it comes up,

no matter what. Why? Because you want it to be there. Because you know it's going to suck. Maybe it'll be smoking phantom. Maybe there's no way. Dude, just let it, why you think batat's going to fuck it up?

Yes, everything. Is it also going to fuck it up because I'm going to write Jacob Batoodles? B-A-T-O-O-O-D-L-E-S, Jacob Bet-Toodles. Where should I set the location to start. Where are you from?

New York. Are you from New York? Are you from? It's from Marlboro, New Jersey. Put Marlboro New Jersey. Well, I was originally Queens. Oh. Queens.

Oh, all right, put Queens. Take it back. Before Dirty Jerr's. You have to take the first one, Judge. Just take it. They consider that New York City. Yeah. Twisted believer.

It's not bad. Okay. Do you like it? It's not the best as, it's not Lewis's, but I'll. Well, I. Everyone's going to get the smoking phantom. No one's getting the smoke of phantom.

I want to be the golden teacher. You're not going to get the golden educator. I had to go a couple of times. Let's throw it in there again. Let's go Marlborough, motherfucker, New Jersey, where he's from, the slums of shell in. You got to tell him where your slums of shell in are.

You've got to be real. Yeah. And boom. There you go. Perfect. The gold stylist. That sucks. I want the first one.

No, dude. Listen, it means that you style Bobby, who's the golden educator. You're the gold stylist. It just comes off like a stylist, like a hairstylist. I don't want to be a stylist. But a good one. But a good one, though.

You got the gold in style. Yeah, but can I just say something? No, I'm working for other people. I'm the golden educator and he's gold. All right, Jacob, what's your middle name? Let's throw your middle name in here. Jason. Doesn't help.

Jacob Jason? Jacob Jason. Jacob Jason. Here we go. I'm nervous. Unstoppable alien. Take that one. You like that?

Yeah. You do like because you're a nerd. You love Star Trek. I do. You do. Yeah, so what? A lot of people like Star Trek, Bob. The unstoppable alien.

Thank God you didn't decide to take the visceral alien. No. You didn't? No, I didn't like alien. It's good for you. But Jacob loves alien. I would love to go, you have to take this one, but go one more. Just to see if a really great one comes up and you can't take it.

That's fair. That's fair. Let's throw them in Marlboro, New Jersey, with the full name. But you are. I don't. Oh, fuck. This one's so much better. Because now it gives me height that I always want it. You have it. This is yours. You want it? No, we said that he has to take the other one. But we're going to do it. No, we did the first one. We did the first one we said. But we didn't stick to that at all. Yeah, but I said, you weren't listening. I said he has. He has to take the one he has, the alien one. But we're going to see what this one says. And if it's way better, he can't take it. I said. I understand. On a level for us, though, me and you, the gift of being able at any time

to call Jacob, when people see him, the unrelenting giant, is pretty funny. And that's why you're the science. I didn't see the science. The science is it. And it says, Unlellenting giant makes us happier. That's why I was just being the fluencer where, you know, I was trying to do a thing for the algorithm. You're the science. Yeah, that's it. The unrelenting giant, Jacob Atott. All right, let's do me now. This is going to be good right out of the gate. I can feel it. Gilded cat.

That should have been Jacobs. Thank you, Jamie. Thank you, Jamie. Come down. That should have been Jacobs. The gilded cat. I don't like the gilded cat. Nobody does.

It sucks. What is a gilded cat? That's gold. There we go. Let him know where I'm from, son. Let him know where I'm from, son. Right there in the top. Ooh, the optingold messenger.

If I say it like there is a though, the messenger. I don't know. Sounds like you're just an eye doctor. Big J. O'Kerson. I was going to put Michael. No? Sure. Is your middle name Michael?

Every Jason you've ever met his middle name is Michael. What? What did you say to me? Every Jason you've ever met middle name is Michael. Don't tell me shit like that. I want to pass it on his fact. Barbed hook? What?

Yours suck. Big J. Please. Big J. Let the website recognize. You're going to have to change Philly. That's just going to spit out your Wu-Tang name is Big J. Let's do it, yo.

Here we go. Ready? Blessed Lone Ranger? No. It's three words, dude. You want to try some New York ones? Blessed Lone Ranger. No, dude.

Let me drink it in. the blessed lone ranger yeah stupid I actually like that one for you blessed lone it's three words first of all you look good in a cowboy hat

the blessed lone ranger the blessed lone ranger you're blessed I'm gonna go blessed you can't it's not your it's not your Wu chain name blessed no it's blessed

you can't you can't absolutely you can blessed like beloved beloved same spelling no

It's what it says. You have to go by what they say. It is worse. Call me crazy. I choose to listen to the Oracle. Yeah, but I'm the golden educator. That's true. And now you take the information you learn and you educate other people with it.

I think you have to go with blessed what it shoots out. The Blessed Lone Ranger is great sounding. Blessed Lone Ranger is not what it said. It doesn't say blessed. It does. That's how black people would say it too. Yeah, and Wutang, it's blessed. All right, listen, I know one of the fucking team is against me.

So, okay, you're the blessed Lone Ranger. Thank you. Because everybody except for Jacob fucking turned on me. Jacob, you don't think it's blessed. And Black Lou is two votes. He turned on you also. You turned on me? Oh, okay, good.

Fucking giant. That's right. The opposite of what you are. The unrelenting giant. Look if there's a way to say it, like the phonetic thing and see if it does it both ways. Blessed. Blessed, Lone Ranger.

Yeah, but Bobby, when you read the thing, when you say blessed, is he who Blah, blah, blah, blah. You're blessed. When a, when a preacher says he says, blessed is the it's part of that fucking, that's

It's right here. It is what it is, right? Blessed. Christine, no, I want to hear this fucking boring Shedrule. Hey, nerd. I want to hear this lady who hasn't washed her hair because she's been in every protest

for the last six years. Well, she shaved the size at a very advanced age. I mean, she has bangs. Which is bangs and shaved sides of her hair. So she's got a lot going on. I'll tell you what, when she's not writing on whiteboards, though, she's definitely faced down some fat box. Yeah, yeah.

But he's about to show you here. But she's dressed like Jacob. She's cold. She has three jackets on. We're saying it right because it's the adjective. It's the adjective. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Hey. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no respect. It says on air. I know, and he's a producer of 10 years. Some guy just walked in the studio.

He's from Philly, by the way. Then he made an O-face, and then he fucking stared up at the on-air sign for an odd amount of seconds. The adjective is what this would be used as. It's what kind of Lone Ranger I am. Buddy, I'm an educator. Take this in then. I'm taking this in right now. This is good.

This is continued learning for you. Blessed. Go on let her say it. Ugh. Blessed, the Blessed lone ranger. Well, as a golden educator. You never stop learning. That's right.

That is true. That's right. You have to keep learning. So you can tell other people. You have to educate others. Even if it's from that thing that just taught me. Yeah. The Blessed Lone Ranger.

I don't mind it at all. It makes me want to sit like this a lot. Can we try? All right. You can keep it. We can go for one more. In particular. With a Blessed L'Range.

Let's try one more just to see. Do you want to keep it or do you want to roll the dice and go for one more? We can look at one more. Let's look at one more, see if it happens. I think you're trying to avoid watching some comics Unleashed. Oh, no, I don't care. I'm fine. I would love to watch mine.

Do you think you stand up every time again? I don't know. I was so, when I said Hopchopoulos, I so forgot that in my brain that I said that part of the, I forgot that part of the joke. Yeah. And when I said it, it hit me really. hard in the chest. So you may have blanked it out. I think I blacked out. And that was your second one. That's when you were more

comfortable. Yeah. We're going to see your first one tonight. Yeah. You found it, right? Well, they were done on the same day. Really? Yeah, you had to do two episodes. So you do an episode, go back, change, and then do another episode. I believe. I'm pretty sure. You just don't want us to think you went out there twice for 400 bucks. No, I think you'll see in my face is the same Mexican bandit goate I

had. I like it. You want to give me one more run? Yes, but I think we did everything in Philly So do you want to try something in New York? Try New York Here we go, y'all Oh Turn it up

The mystical slayer Shit These all suck These suck They're awful Yeah Maybe we should leave it Maybe we should leave it alone for a little bit

Yeah Let it We broke it It's overheating Yeah, it's just giving stupid names It's dumb names Yes you know Well we got a little bit time here

Well we wanted to see With Comics Unleashed Wait one more second The uh No go ahead We wanted to see was uh... Verzi

Well we're gonna look at go back to a little bit of yours just to see we understand the show was Hammy and people went on it and everyone needed TV credits

there wasn't fucking everything on the internet and putting everything out yourself you needed a TV credit that's exactly what it was it was actually a legitimate TV credit

that they paid you for 400 bucks and 700 I got 700 this is a crime I did two shows I did two shows so 350

all right I'm the educator also fly out here I lived out there I was out there for a reason. Oh, they wouldn't have flown anyone out. You had to fly on your own? No, this is the original one.

So basically what he's saying, Jacob, is we're going to look at what it was, which is a little weird. Maybe they upgraded the show to where it's better. So I didn't realize that Comics Unleash was brought back. When did it come back? Just recently. And where can you see this?

You can see it on the Byron Allen channel, I think it is? I don't know. I have no idea. When I did it, I didn't know where it. was. You're not opening? God, I fucking, I just threw that jacket out like a year and a half ago.

Is it a big thing that it's back? I think I gave that jacket to Mike Chores. Go, go to the end. Oh, no, okay, so this, yeah, you're right? This is the original, right? That's the original, yes, because you had the zoo York ship. Go back, yeah, I'm sorry. It's the same panel. That's the, oh, yeah, this is. This is your little jazzier. Oh, they have you do a full same exact panel

with different clothes. Was it the same people? That's why I was confused. They probably spread out. Yeah. Well, this show is just to, they just did as many as they could do. Oh, yeah. As many as they could get people to do to have, you know, his, that late night time that it was on just to keep rerunning it and make money and make that commercial money.

He's a very smart guy. It's the same day, but to show the passage of time, you have a backwards baseball cap for one of them. Well, I'm an actor and I'm an educator. This one's the baseball cap. Yeah. Well, that's when he went baldhead. All right. And I definitely, uh, oh, out of the gates, dude.

Out of the gates, they go right to me. Bobby, tell me something, wacky. They changed the seating position also. Oh, wow. But you're always next to Ladman. Yeah. They won't let her escape. Yeah, I remember we had to go back in the room and change into the other outfit.

And come on, I think it was the same exact crowd, too. But he gets them so hyped up that it doesn't matter. You could not even have a crowd in there They were told It was almost like actors Were like hey Fucking laugh We don't give a fuck

When you think you should laugh Just laugh Because that's how crazy this crowd was Yeah what's around my neck by the way Is that like headphones or some shit? I don't know but do you think it ever When someone's that heavy as Gabriel is here Do you think he feels at all times

That thing happening Christine if you can use the mouse to show the thing I'm definitely talking about. Where? Right here? No. The first one. Oh, here?

Yes. Do you think that... I think that's just the way you live life? But do you think that dark area there has its own, like, thing, like, it gets sweaty. It gets something in it. Right now we're looking at... Where chin meets other chin before rests on neck. Yeah, it's called the chin stomach.

Yeah? He has a chin stomach. So there's his chin, and then underneath it is his chin stomach. And then it goes to... his chest and then goes to another stomach to another stomach i imagine i believe to a dick stomach there's a like underneath my chin i can't like i mean i can make like a fat neck thing but you at one point it doesn't bury even when you were your fattest you couldn't you didn't have a chin stomach it wasn't like that yeah no i mean we'll never know because you had that weird thin beard i did always have a be i i

never understand why people who are fat don't have beers it's under chin shadow it's a under But it's a thick. But it's a thick, you could like put, you could like hold five quarters across. That's what I'm saying. I wonder if that feels like a certain way. I mean, Ralphie had that too, right?

I imagine you could get like in any folds that really overweight people get where it gets that like rub almost. Yeah, you think it's like fucking rub? Yeah, that elephant knee pad. Yeah. Yeah. He has lost a lot of weight since then.

This is like, absolutely. Yeah. This one and I was watching him perform. And he's, he's not like this anymore. Yeah. No, it's a fucking So-Fi stadium. It's weird that the fat, like, doesn't go to the top of his head.

Yeah, yeah, you're right. The top of his head is little, regular old Gabriel. It will get there because that's what happened to, well, no, he lost weight, but I'm saying, like, you can't eventually get to. Isn't that what happened, Jacob? You watch 600-pound sisters. The one girl started to get, like, she got a cave person head because the fat started welling up above her eyebrows. So it just takes a long time to get there. It eventually has to, like, break through fucking.

middle sinuses of your face and get up to your thing yeah Tammy she had a huge forehead it was like out to here it's crazy it's gut so when she loses her weight she has to get forehead surgery she lost the weight actually and it just looked like bags of bones now really but Tammy lost a lot of weight she finally got the surgery did they I haven't seen that Amy got it a while yeah look how much different Gabriel looks at that's night and day yeah night and day yeah yeah yeah he was jiggle jiggle jiggle Okay, Jacob, the guy's doing his fucking best, okay? He saw a sofa stadium. Congratulate, don't he play a hate.

It's unbelievable. Talk to him with the Golden Educate, would you play a hate? Holy mother of God. Oh, so they're gross of shit now. Yeah, they were not good-looking now that they've lost the weight. She looks as she has three legs crossed. Huh? How can you be?

It's like you're lucky you're not dying. You can't be a 600-pound person and then, like, be beautiful after that? It's like, you can be healthy. If you're really fat and you lose a lot of weight and you just lose the weight and don't, like, have a good body, stop celebrating publicly so much about it. That's the meanest thing I've ever heard anybody said. If you have that fat, you'll never be pretty again. It's true.

How could you be? She could get surgery. You'd be healthy. No, but those surgeries, Bobby Scholl always have. And again, it's not that she couldn't be pretty facially in some way, but those surgeries, you're going to have. I thought about that. I'm like, I wonder if I got like something, maybe some skin removed. I go, I don't know if I'd rather have the skin removed.

and then have the fucking scars look like you've had your body like Frankenstein. They show guys. They show guys who like do it and stuff on their body. And it's just their whole things like scars going up and down their arms. I'm like, eh. I'm like, I'd rather just fucking,

I'd rather be a little jiggly and just muscle underneath. I mean, she doesn't look that bad there. I mean, the weight distribution is insane. Oh, yeah, probably. She got the shoe. Oh, really? I'm sure she had a lot of skin surgery. That's so weird because she has to wear

like a fucking scuba suit. Yeah. Under her clothes. So her fucking body things don't touch, but I will say the bottom of her legs from her knees to her feet look like, what's the thing that's turning inside of a fucking Turkish place? Donair. It's spinning like a fucking, what's that called? Gyro. You mean shawr?

It's like shwarmah, fill it all in. It looks like shawarma. Like you're supposed to cut off of that into a pita. Yeah. Yeah. I was always fascinated with these two. then they released some clip of her their mom yeah just who is in a wheelchair and fatter than both of them and just nasty i was going to get a total hot slut but okay is that her foot her little

foot yeah yeah it takes a while to get the fat and the feet right yeah her foot comes out like uh gabriel's little chin why don't the feet get fat oh my god what a miserable looking she's terrible to them and you realize oh that's why they ballooned up yay she's not going to be happy with these big fat kids living their big fat life. She's a big fat lady, right? No, no, I know. So she probably has this resentment like she was going to live vicariously through them,

and now she's just sitting and watching, they're all fucking shovel and feed into each other's mouths all day. Yeah, she has to cook mac and cheese 24 hours a day. It's nonstop. Always mac and cheese on. There's always a bowl of mac and cheese on. She has to have Kool-Aid in one of those little gerbil fucking drinks.

She just, the little holder. Oh, their mom died. Their mom died. Oh, thank God. Oh, really? Yeah, last year. What are they going to do now? They ate her.

I mean, she was not nice. You know, sis, that's good meat. We shouldn't let it go to waste. Yeah. Give me up some mama's and steaks. The Golden Educator is coming to you. The Fluents, the Golden Educator, particular. He's going to be a Comics Roadhouse, bringing that woo energy.

That's April 17th and 18th. After that, Uncle Vinnie's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford. New Orleans and so much more on deck for tickets and all those tour dates. Go to punchup.com slash Robert Kelly. Check out Bobby's YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash at Robert Kelly comedy. And of course, every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. Eastern time live at the Fat Black Pussy Get Lounge at a comedy cellar. The swordsman. The swordsman.

I don't like how I feel right now, dude. I don't like ending the show on this feeling. Oh, God. Let's go get lunch, bud. Yeah, we'll get lunch. I'm going to rewatch it. watch your epic set. Have fun.

Oh yeah, yeah. And shit. Big J. Ocason and shit. We'll be at the Helium in St. Louis this weekend, April 3rd and the 4th. He's going to be the funny. The Blessed Lone Ranger. The Blessed Lone Ranger. And then he's going to be the Funny Bone in Orlando, April 10th and 11th.

After that, he's in Nashville for Story Wars and Kansas City. For tickets, go to bigjaycom. YouTube.com slash at Big J.okerson. truly feel like shit right now. Do you think I could change my Starbucks app name to the Blessed Lone Ranger? Dude, my name is Splash a Cream Kelly. No, it's Robert Splash a Cream. Yeah.

But could you have not left Robert in there? You can put whatever you want. Really? Yeah. I'm going to put in Blessed Lone Ranger. I'm going to put my Golden Educator. We should all make our Starbucks. Hey, guys.

Everyone changed their Starbucks apps to their Wu-Tang names. All right, we'll see you guys. Enjoy your weekends. Have a great weekend.